ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 4th April 2022

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where I have no ability to play sound effects today because we're remote working. Ben, can you hear us? In Christchurch, working from Christchurch, can you hear us? Hey guys. G'day Ben.

How are you? I was not expecting that. Hey Ben, hey Ben. That was a pretty good Ben impression. How good's Christchurch? Very good. So that. Hey, Ben. Hey, Ben. That was a pretty good Ben impression. How good's Christchurch? Very good. So good. Actually, you tell us.

Ben, what are your thoughts on the Grammys? Who were you liking? Who were you disliking? Liked Dua Lipa. Yeah, nice. She looked very musically capable. Yeah, good review. And I didn't like BTS.

Why? Careful here. There were too many of them. Oh, right. One suit is good enough, but when you've got heaps of them, they're all too well-dressed. I was lucky being from Christchurch.

I thought you were sailing very close to the sun there. Yeah. But you pulled it back. Well done. You don't Christchurch. I thought you were sailing very close to the sun there. Yeah. But you pulled it back. Well done. You don't want to have, you can't bring too many suits to the party, as the old saying goes. No. Too many.

That was actually super bedified. Like, I actually feel like Ben was here. Can we talk about do a leaper more? Okay. All right. Good to talk to you, Ben. On today's podcast, well, that's a surprise. Oh's podcast Oh hey guys, sorry I just went to the toilet Are we halfway through the podcast?

Yeah that's alright, you're here now Sorry guys, Ben's gone to the toilet Just an update on COVID bingo Ben has gone to the home of COVID In New Zealand at the moment, Christchurch So his odds have gone way up He's in the COVID mecca Yeah, everyone's got COVID

I found out multiple people that I know got COVID over the weekend. It's just going to happen. Well, is it? Yeah. Is it? I think so. Is it going to happen to you? Who have I got on the sweepstake?

I forgot. You. You know what? No, Ben. Damn it. Yes. Yes. Yes, I've got Ben.

Who do I have? I don't want you to get it, Ben, but I don't want you to get it. Who do I have? Anastasia. Yeah, you got me, but. That's right. I'm out, bin, man. I reckon she's had it.

It's been and gone. She's had it. She just didn't realise. Can we do a deep rat on her and get some of that back of the throat? I think we need a PCR test. I did a PCR and it came back negative. Well, your definition of PCR. Yeah, your word against ours.

Your definition of PCR is different to what we're talking about. Yeah. Oh, rectal. What? Wait, what? No. I don't know. Rectal.

Okay, all right. Any important podcast-specific information anybody needs to share? No. Should we GTFO? No, let's GTFO. Bree, you want GTFO? I think so. Guys, let's GTFO.

All right, Ben, let's GTFO Good on you, Ben Ben, add some sound effects in here or something Make it sound good Oh, I'm not going to tell you what to do, Ben You're the expert Alright, bye everybody Bye

Afternoon, everybody Welcome to the show It's Bree and Clint Happy Monday, everyone Welcome to the start of your week, well the end of the start of your week Welcome to the end of the start of the beginning of your week Of the week, yeah It's tomorrow How did you guys go with daylight savings changing over?

Pretty good to be honest When did it change over? 2am Sunday night That's when it happened Well 2am Saturday night really, Sunday morning. Sunday morning. Yeah. Right. I saw Caitlin who used to work here at ZM she was rostered on to do a nursing

shift over that night. I saw this. And so she got to 2 o'clock and then the clock went back to 1 o'clock and she had to work that whole hour again. That's a part of daylight savings that we don't usually think about do we? So do they get paid for that extra hour? Yes. They do savings that we don't usually think about, do we? So do they get paid for that extra hour? Yes.

They do. Well, actually, I don't know. Yeah, you say, yeah, they do. I actually have no idea how nurses get paid. Can you imagine? Wait, wait. You're the one who lives with a nurse. You tell me.

Yeah. I did discuss this, and my partner was like, that is the worst shift ever to me. Yeah, yeah. The daylight savings changing over shift. Totally. Terrible shift. I'll ask. Yeah. I'll get back to you. Today on the show, The Secret Sound

is back. Soundkeeper Ella is in at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock to take your guesses. Plus we've got more cash to give away with ASB Ka-ching at 4.30 this afternoon. Just cash. You tell us when you want the cash amount to stop and that's how much cash you get. Easy as that. Speaking of cash, we've also got 50 bucks,

thanks to KFC, up for grabs right now with Tradie versus Lady. You want to play? Call us, 0800 DIAL ZM. This lady showed up to the Grammys today wearing a vintage Versace outfit from 1992. Dua Lipa. That sounds amazing.

Yeah. Was it sparkly? It was sparkly. She's a sparkly girl. Leathery. Here she is with Megan Thee Stallion. This is Sweetest Pie on ZM Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right. Start of the week. Tradies versus the ladies continues. The tradies sitting on 29. The ladies only on 19 wins for the year. Quite a commanding lead from the Tradies now, isn't it?

Isn't it? It is. Let's see if a lady from Greymouth can claw it back. She's 27 and she bloody loves rugby league. Welcome to the show, Kayla. G'day, Kayla. Hi. Who's your team?

Obviously, the Warriors. Yeah, the Wazers and the Cowboys. Oh, the Cowboys. How good are the Cowboys? I like your choices. JT, what a legend. Two good teams. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today.

He's 46 years old. He's from Christchurch, and he can fit 16 grapes in his mouth. Welcome to the show, Dave. G'day, Dave. G'day, guys. We attempted this record once with Bree. How many grapes did we get in your mouth? I think I got 30.

And, Stasia, while the game's on, can you please research Bree's number? I mean, not to big grape you there, Dave, but 16 pales in comparison to Bree's 30. It was quite dangerous, Dave, and I don't recommend not good. Okay, Dave, your buzzer is

tradie. Kayla, Your buzzer is lady First to get three answers correct Gets $50 cash from KFC Anastasia She's got the number already Anastasia What's the grapes? 41

41 41 grapes And if you don't believe it There's a video of it Isn't there Stace? Yep You can search up Bree stuffs

But make sure you put grapes. Yeah, that comes in here. You can get a few other things that come up. Hey, Dave, you must have had really big grapes, eh? Yeah, I was going to say, wow, those are some big grapes. Yeah, well, you know, that's what all the guys say. All right, then. Okay, here we go, guys.

Verse three gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, question number one. What is the name of the crab in the Disney movie Ariel? All right. Okay, here we go, guys. First at three, you get 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What is the name of the crab in the Disney movie Ariel? Do you mean Little Mermaid? The movie Little Mermaid? Lady.

I do mean that. Kayla. Is it Sebastian? It is Sebastian. Well done. God, why did I write that? That's so stupid. I did mean that. We all knew what I meant, right?

Okay, good. Question number two, one to the ladies. The Grammys are currently going down as we speak. Who's won more Grammys, Ed Sheeran or Adele? Trady. Yes, Dave. I'll say Adele. Adele is correct.

She's won 15. 15 Grammys. And Ed Sheeran's only won four. Leave some Grammys for the rest of us, Adele. Oh, Adele, correct. She's won 15. 15 Grammys. And Ed Sheeran's only won four. Leave some Grammys for the rest of us, Adele. Adele, greedy, greedy. All right, one apiece. Question number three. Come on, Kayla.

Come on. The Women's Cricket World Cup final was played in Christchurch over the weekend. Who won? Was it? Brady. Yes, Dave. Dave. Australia won.

Well done, mate. All right. Australia won. Well done, mate. I thought Kayla got the first one. Oh, we're still playing. Ignore that. Gone too soon. All right. Just pretend like that didn't happen, guys.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Stay like savings. Sorry. Yeah, blame it on that. Question number four. The popular 90s cartoon CatDog. Tell me what the gender was of the cat and the dog. Trady?

Yes, Dave, for the win. The cat was the girl and the dog was the boy? No, lady. Kayla? The cat was the male, dog was female. They were both boys. Yeah. Yeah, they were brothers. I think they shared a willy.

Yeah. I don't think they had a willy. Hopefully not. I don't think they did. They're a weird cartoon. All right, no points for anyone. Question number five. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Guys, can you tell me who sings this song? Oh, you don't need nothing at all from me. Oh, it's on the back of my throat. Rhymes with smelly. Lady. Yes, Kayla. Nelly Fato. Nice work. She's clawed it back.

Here we go. This is the tiebreaker. Question number six. What year did the RMS Titanic sink? Was it A, 1902, B, 1912, or C, 1922? Kayla for the win. 1912. She's got it.

She's done it. She's a lady. Ah. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I tried to bring it for you, Dave. I tried to call the game early, but you know. Well done, Kayla. You wouldn't help yourself.

Good sport, Dave. Well done, Kayla. That's a point for the ladies. Thank you. Kayla, you know what that means. The boys, the worries, they're getting up this weekend. Good luck. My hurrah.

Brian Clint, sit in. Brian Clint. Brian Clint, that's a craze and cherish, it's do it to it. Please be upstanding for an Instagram post from the Prime Minister of New Zealand. Unless you don't like it, in which case

you should sit out of protest. Yeah. Oh, look at you. You're such a radical. In another highly relatable Instagram post, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has shared why she was forced to wear muddy gumboots to work today.

Did you see this? No. Was she, did she block the- The early milking session. Did she block the septic tank at the beehive? She's been down at the beach looking for Clark. We're still trying to find him. Has anyone found him?

She's searched high. She's searched low. She can't find him. Has he been filming some shows or something? Maybe he's been on Love Island. No, the rumor is that he's in prison. Oh. Could be a...

But he's not, he's not, he's not. Could be a Love Island prison version. Let me read you this post from Jacinda Ardern. So it's a picture of her muddy gumboots. Yes. And it says, ah, daylight savings. Poor Clark was up multiple times with our small person. Okay, sure he was.

So they were both finally asleep when I got up at 6 a.m. And I realised retrieving my shoes would wake them up. So there was only one option, gumboots to work. Gumboots to work. What was she wearing, a pantsuit and gumboots? Yes, she's the Prime Minister of New Zealand and she wore gumboots to work. You know who's going to have a bloody field day with this?

Everyone. Who's that talk show guy? Oh, yeah, well, actually us. Who's that talk show guy who always makes fun of us? Oh, yeah, the guy over... Stephen Colbert. He's going to love this. This is right in his wheelhouse.

So you're telling me that she doesn't have shoes, any other type of shoes in any other part of the house. Her shoes must be in Niamh's bedroom. That must be where her shoe rack is. That doesn't make any sense. No. Anyway, she's worn them. They clearly have mud on them, which is good. Nobody respects a clean gumboot. But they're not red bands. They're not the classic red bands.

They're not red bands. They actually look to have some kind of fancy buckle on the side of them, these gumboots. They're a little bit Glastonbury. How do you know when you've made it? When you've got the buckle or the chain on the gumboot? 100%. Yeah. But it's not, you know, it's way out of place.

It's not a politician's shoe. It's not what you'd expect somebody to wear to the beehive, is it? Yeah. Well, it's better, would you say it's better than wearing a pair of Ugg boots to the beehive? Maybe they were her two options, Gumboots or Ugg boots. Ugg boots. I'd go gumboots.

You're going to get weird looks either way. I'd probably go Ugg boots for comfort. Yeah, true. You may as well be comfy. That's going to make the most of it. Usually work wear, footwear, very important. And work specific footwear, very important. And very specific too, right?

Like it says, you can tell a lot about a person in their career by the types of shoes that they wear. What shoe do you think she normally wears? I think like a smart orthopedic dress shoe. Do you think so? Yeah. I think she likes a little kitten heel. I hate those.

I think she likes a non-intimidating kitten heel. She wears an orthopedic kitten heel. That's what she wears. No, she's cool. She'd have a – she probably wears an all bird, to be honest. Yeah, maybe an all bird. That'd be pretty cool. I thought we could play a game this afternoon.

You call us and tell us what shoes you wear to work and we try and guess what your job is. I like this. We get to ask you a question each and we'll see if we can figure out what you do for a job. I feel like this should be pretty easy. It should be easy, eh? Yeah. But, who knows? But we have

sucked up a storm at these games before. Do you want to play with us? We're going to guess what job you do based on your shoes. You can just call us right now on 0800DIALZM. Let us walk in your shoes for a bit. There it is. That's good. I like that. That's nice. Yeah, good stuff. That's radio gold Yeah, that's good. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah, good stuff.

That's radio gold. How's Ari Styles on Zadam? Bree and Clint. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has worn gumboots to Parliament. Righto, kick it in the guts, Trev. Yeah. Yeah. Gumboots, they are wonderful.

Gumboots, they are swell. Gumboots, they are swell. She said she couldn't, and I get it. I mean, I've left clothing in my kids' bedrooms before. There's no way you're going in to wake them up. No. You're not risking it. You don't risk it. You wear nothing.

Yeah, you go nude. As my wife says anyway, she says, you should have thought about this before you thought you wanted clothes. What's that? All of your underwear in there? You're going commando. So she's worn gumboots to work. We thought this afternoon, can we guess what sort of job you do

just off the type of shoes that you wear? Surely this will be pretty easy. Surely, right? Surely. We're very smart, very talented people who can figure this sort of thing out. So let's bring on somebody first and we'll see if we can figure it out. First up is Michaela. Kia ora, Michaela.

Hi, Michaela. Hello. Hello. Okay. So she tells us what shoes she's wearing. Yeah. What shoes do you wear to work, Michaela? Right, so I normally wear some socks and slides,

but when I get to work, I change into gumboots. Oh, okay. A dairy farmer. Could be a dairy farmer. Could be a freezing worker. Could be a freezer worker. Who else? Who else is gumboat?

She could work in a butchery. Yeah, definitely could work in a butchery. In like a supermarket deli. Mm-hmm. We get to ask one question. Can I ask what part of the country you live in, Michaela? South Canterbury. She's a dairy farmer.

We're going to lock in dairy farmer, Michaela. Okay. Well, close, but no potato. It is the freezing room. Remember I said that was an option too? Yeah, you were close. You got the white ones with the steel toe in them. Yeah, and the little yellow band. Yeah, those were close. You got the white ones with the steel toe in them. Yeah, and the little

yellow band. Yeah, those are hot. You should wear those. The white gumboots. Is your partner like, wear those to bed? You put the hair net on, Michaela,

with the lab coat. Oh, every Saturday night I surprise my partner. Oh, nice. Nice, Michaela. He's like, freezing work it, girl. Let's go to

Dana. Dana. Hi, Dana. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. We're none from one. Oh, yeah, we didn't get that one. I thought we were going to get that one. Dana, what shoes do you wear to work? I wear black Timberlands to work. Black? Oh, gangster. You work at Platypus. So Timberlands don't have a steel cap? No, they don't.

They don't, hey. But they're quite a hefty shoe. A black Timberland. Okay, we get to ask one question each. What part of the country do you live in, Dana? Auckland. Auckland. Okay.

She could work at a shoe store. I think she works at a shoe store, yeah. Somewhere like Platypus or Hype. Yeah, Hype. Hype DC. Yeah, yeah. She works at Foot Locker. Let's lock in shoe store.

Okay. Dana, do you work at a shoe store? No, I do not. I work for New Zealand Police. Wait! That's a cool shoe. You're allowed to wear Timberlands in the police. I wear non-uniform.

Is that so that all the gangsters take you seriously? So you can infiltrate them and they'll be like, oh, damn, she's one of us. No, it's just more comfort. You walk up in your Timberlands and you're like, hey, guys, I'm looking to buy some weed. She's got black Timberlands on and a big North Face puffer jacket. Damn, she got us.

Okay, Dana, thank you so much. One more. One chance at glory and we're going to get that with Megan. Come on, it's this one. It's this one. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, guys.

How are you going? We're going to guess your job based on the type of shoes you wear to work. So tell us what sort of shoes you wear to work. Right, I wear a heel or a sexy wedge. Oh, a sexy wedge. Not just a wedge. It's a sexy wedge. Would you say it's an espadrille? Or just a wedge it's a sexy wedge. Would you say it's an espadrille?

Or just a wedge? Just a sexy wedge. How high are those heels if you wear a heel? I've got to be able to move around and whip them off if I need to. Oh, whip them off. Okay, I know what you do. I know what she does. Oh, she's an exotic dancer.

Yeah, she's a private dancer, a dancer for money. Yes, got to be. Should we lock it in? Because it's a sexy wedge. That's what kind of gave away. And she needs to be able to whip them off quickly. It's not just a wedge. Yeah, she needs to whip them off.

It's a sexy wedge. Lock it in. Are you... An exotic dancer. Are you a lady on the pole? No, I am not. What are you? What do you do?

I am a real estate agent. Oh, of course you've got to whip them off so you can go into the house. Oh, my God. We suck at this game. Of course she is. Of course she is. My mind went straight to the gutter, Megan. I'm very sorry.

Megan, can I ask, you know when the owners aren't there, do you just sometimes leave your shoes on? Occasionally. Yes, Megan. I'm not going to lie. It's relatable. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, it started. Will Smith has begun to lose work after the Oscars. It has. And it's happened really fast okay so here's the deal right so apparently netflix and sony were both how do they put it well how they describe it bidding that's right so basically bidding so netflix and apple were both bidding towards having uh will sm Smith in some project of theirs. And then since this happened, they have actually both kind of like cut ties and removed away.

Actually, the biopic based on his autobiography. They were both bidding to do it. And then they were like, oh, actually, they both pulled out of the bidding war. That's how they described it. Also to that, Netflix film Fast and Loose, set to star him as well, has been, quote, quietly moved to the back burner. And a few other productions that are in post-production have all kind of gone really quiet as well.

I think everyone's just like waiting to see how this kind of plays out in the public eye. I mean, it already looks terrible in the public eye, but I'm just, yeah, they're all just like backing away slowly. You know that, yeah, like in Homestead, somebody who backing away slowly. You know that, yeah, like, somebody's like... He's going into the hedge.

Yeah, everyone's backing into the hedge. And you'd be gutted if you got Will Smith's autobiography for Christmas because now it's missing a chapter, right? It's instantly out of date. You're like, ooh, I can't wait to get to the bit where he slaps Chris Rock. Yeah, because that's what everyone will want to know about. Yeah.

Do you reckon, Dean, he's the first actor in history to go from winning the Oscar for Best Actor to having their career go backwards? Yeah, normally it goes the other way around. He should be a multi-million dollar, and he was. He should be untouchable at the moment. But instead, he's untouchable for a different reason. Yeah, it's such an unprecedented situation. I can't think of anyone

that's had a fall like this so far. Yeah. And I, do you know what? Actually, I think we might even talk about this in time.

I thought he would survive this better than he is because he's so likeable and he's so popular. Well, I think you need to give it time to see

what really happens over the next year. It's only been a week. It's only been a week. It's happens over the next year. It's only been a week. It's only been a week. It's been a long week, but it's only been a week. Has it only been a week? God, I'm bloody sick of talking about it. That's the latest with our man in Hollywood, Dean McCarthy.

I feel like this is something that quite a few of us do. Not me. Not me. You. Me? You. Okay. It's not cleaning your ears out with a cotton bud

is it? Because that's my guilty pleasure. I do that. I love that. We both do that. You're not better than me. You know when people say... You're not better than me. You know when people say, that's bad for you. I'm like, I'm not giving it up. I've already given up all this other stuff. What about when you go on holiday and you forget to take some cotton buds

and for a week you're like, oh god God, I just need to get in there. Oh, my God, we are like twins on that. Yeah. I take cotton buds everywhere. People are like, nothing smaller than your elbow should go in your ear. And I'm like, well, I'm never going to fit an elbow in there. Look, this is a very important warning for a lot of people, I feel. A woman by the name of Cara Clark, she had to be rushed to hospital after she developed extreme stomach pain last week.

Right. She had actually gotten an infection which led to her appendix having to be removed because it was going to burst. Whoa. She says that the doctors alluded and told her that it could have been caused by her reluctancy to break wind around her partner. I knew you were going to say that. No, this is true dead set story. So she's been dating her boyfriend Kyle Duffy for two years and she says that for the past two years she has been holding them in.

And it has caused you know, what she believes a blockage and which has led to appendicitis. Why are you so obsessed with me farting in front of my wife?

I feel like it's your life's mission. I feel like after four years of working with you, that's all you want. You're like, please, please fart on her. Please fart on her. No, I don't want you to fart on her. I just want you to be able to have that freedom. Imagine, Clint, picture it.

You're at home. You're sitting on the couch. And you go, I need to fart. And you can just break wind as you please. Oh, I'm good. Okay, I'm good. Thank you very much. And I tell you what, I tell you what.

I'm fine. I'm not experiencing any issues. Okay. And my wife, who also does me the same courtesy. Yes. She's had her appendix removed, so she's fine. I wonder why she had it removed. We do a segment called Unpopular Opinions.

It's just a way to, you know, to just get your... Go against the grain, I'd say. Swim upstream, you know. Take a stand. Think outside the box. Be your own person. Wake up, sheeple. Yeah.

Stand on your... Sheeple. Yeah, wake up, sheeple. And have your own opinion for a change. And I've got one. And I know that you don't agree with this, but I'm okay with that. How do you know? Because we've talked about it.

And I used to be like you. it and I used to be like you. Right. I used to be like you. But you think you're a changed man. I'm a changed man. Okay, well I'll be the judge of this. I've seen the light. Literally, I've seen the light. Okay, so I'll start this. Oh, it's about daylight savings, isn't it? Don't go there. Unpopular opinion,

but I like daylight savings. I like the changes. I like the changes. I like whatever we did on the weekend. Wait, wait, wait. No one knows the difference. Whatever we did on the weekend, I like that. You like that it's going back.

Yeah. Yeah, I like the change in the time. You're so silly. Of course you like it now when it's still warmish. Right. Let's talk about this again when we're in the depths of winter Nah, because I got up early this morning And I've been getting up early

I do get up early It's been dark Until like well after 7 o'clock in the morning And I'm sick of it I'm sick of it I'm sick of it Whereas this morning I was up You know when the sun came up?

When? 6.30 The sun was up and shining by 6.30 this morning and I could get my day started. And I thought, you know what? I get it. Me and the farmers, we get it. And so I stand with the farmers of New Zealand.

I feel like you are the... And together we will keep daylight savings. There's a lot of chat around getting rid of it. There's some people out there going, we don't need it anymore. Well, guess what? You do. So that's my unpopular opinion.

Wait, I'm so confused now. So you're for or against? I'm keen for moving the clocks around twice a year. No, but that's what I like. This, what we just did on the weekend. Oh, no, right. I want to keep it the whole time. Yeah, stop differentiating between the forward and the back.

It's all daylight savings, okay? Yeah, gotcha. I don't know if it's starting or ending, but I'm keen. Okay, you're keen on it. And that's my unpopular opinion. And you can't change my mind. So, there you go. Alright, well, it's your unpopular opinion. Do I agree? No. And that's why it's unpopular. I've said mine, which means you're welcome to say one if you have one. I mean

if you're willing to stand up and take a stand on something. I'm dancing around to this afternoon, and I feel like I'm going to go the more controversial one. Good. Okay? Good. Now, brace yourself.

Finally, you've grown a pair. I've grown a pair, and you guys, seriously, especially Anastasia, because she's not going to like this. Oh, here we go. Unpopular opinion, but cargo shorts are attractive. Wait. Shorts, shorts. Because I'm on the verge of reinvesting in a pair of cargo pants. But shorts, shorts.

The only cargo that isn't attractive is the three-quarter cargo. You don't want to go in the three-quarter cargo. No, now you've gone and done it. Like you're preparing for a very low flood. Don't, yeah, don't do that, Steve. Cargo pants, acceptable. Cargo pants are great. Cargo shorts, I'm keen.

Shorts, unacceptable. Hey, Anastasia, unpopular opinion. Yeah. Camo cargo pants. Hot. I used to run a pair of three-quarter camo cargo shorts. Hot. Three-quarters? No, not the three-quarters.

You're going home. Look, it's unpopular for a reason. To me, the cargo short is too utilitarian. Like, it's too practical. No, but that's what makes it sexy. Like, who doesn't like someone who's well prepared? And why should it be camo? Camo's hot. That makes it even worse.

Camo's back in, baby. We have put them out there. We've been brave enough to state our unpopular opinion. Is anybody listening feeling brave this afternoon? Is anyone willing to take a stand and share their unpopular opinion with us on the airwaves? If you are, the phone lines are open. 0800DIALZM.

You can remain anonymous. Oh, you can remain anonymous if you need to. You just want to put it out there. You're willing to have the guts to come on air and say it, but you don't want to put your name out there. That's completely up to you. We don't know how comfortable you are with it. You can also text your unpopular opinion to 9696

and we can read it out for you next. We're sharing unpopular opinions. I've taken a stand and said that daylight savings change you made on the weekend. I like it. I think it was good. Someone's texted in to say, Clint, 6 o'clock is not early. That'll be one of my fellow farmers that I stand with. Don't worry.

I was up at quarter to six. You were the least likely person to be a farmer. No, no, I'm not a farmer. I just understand the lifestyle. No, I don't think you do. I think that is a very big comment. Because I get up early to go and do my Les Mills class. Myself coming from a farming family, I don't think you do.

Well, why don't you get up early then? Why don't you get up early? Why don't you use your farming background? See, I've lived that life and I've chosen not to live that life now because it is tough. We're looking for your unpopular opinions this afternoon, and Heather has called up with one. Hi, Heather. Hi.

You feeling brave? You want to make a stand? I do. Okay. You know what to do. You say unpopular opinion, but then you can say whatever you like. Well, it's an unpopular opinion, but Adele's new music is crap. Whoa!

Okay, wait, wait. Whoa! Okay, wait, wait, wait. Whoa! Oh, no, sorry, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. What's the expected? You don't like Adele's new music? No, I don't. Wait, wait, wait. Do you like her old music?

Yes. What's the difference? I think this new stuff is crap. I think that it's too repetitive. And, like, her original stuff was a little bit repetitive, but it kind of made sense for the song. But now I just feel like she just keeps saying the same things over and over again and making the same sounds over and over again.

Or do you think it's repetitive because radio stations like us play it too much? Are we the problem? No, I actually think that she just knows people are going to listen to her because she's Adele and she might not have had to try so hard. Do you want her to write a happy album? All of her albums have been breakup albums. Do you need a happy Adele album?

Where she's like, everything is awesome. Everything is fun. That'll be good. I am rich and life is great. Okay, well, we'll put it to her. We'll put it to her next time we talk to her. That might help. Okay, thanks, Heather.

That might help. Thank you for sharing your unpopular opinion. It's an unpopular opinion. Let's go to Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Hi, Dan. Hi, how you doing? Good, thank you, Dan.

You know the drill. Unpopular opinion, but... Pineapple lumps suck. Oh, what? Whoa! Daniel. Oh, my? Whoa! Daniel. Oh, my God, guys. Have you tasted?

This country was built on pineapple lumps. Have you guys tasted the Fijoa ones? Yeah, we have. They're amazing. No, don't even try me with them or the Perky Nana ones. No, don't put them in the freezer either. They'll break your teeth. Nah, you're wrong about pineapple lumps.

Pineapple lumps are the goat. The freezer thing, I do agree with. I can take or leave the Fijoa ones. They go very chewy and rubbery. The Fijoa ones are heaven. No, only for 15 seconds. But Daniel, that's sacrilegious, man. You might as well...

From the get-go, no way. You might as well have just wiped your bum with an All Blacks jersey. Dan, I love how passionate you are about pineapple lumps. Do you agree with this one then, Daniel? While you're just trashing our heritage, someone's texted in and said, unpopular opinion, Pavlova isn't that good. Oh, I kind of agree with that one.

No, no. No, no, no. I kind of agree with that. Good that you've got some moral compass there, Daniel. Got to have a little bit of cream and strawberries. Perfect. Yeah, see, I feel like it's just all a bit of the same same with Pavlova.

Oh, we've awoken some Adele haters this afternoon. They're like, finally, my cause is in the mainstream. Yeah, Adele, we hate her. Well, that's crazy. What about this one? Someone says, I think Will Smith was in the right to slap Chris Rock. Oh, okay. You know, I feel like they would not be alone in that unpopular opinion.

There's always people on both sides. Yeah, that one, though, I feel like they would not be alone in that unpopular opinion. There's always people on both sides. Yeah, that one, though, I just don't. Hey, look, they're unpopular for a reason, right? That's right. I love how riled up we always get in this segment, but we ask people for the unpopular opinion. We ask you to say the things that make us angry. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann.

I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it'll be Ellen's cup of tea, but you,

I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. I need to turn to my friends for some advice. Okay. We're here. I'm at a crossroads in my life. We support you. And I need some honesty. I've got you, obviously. Anastasia,

can I count on you for some advice as well? Oh. That's a no. Oh, I didn't press the right button. It's a defensive pause there. Sorry. Let me think about it. I'm here for you. You're here for me. Good. Okay, cool.'t press the right button. It's a defensive pause there. Sorry. She was like, let me think about it. I'm here for you. You're here for me. Good.

Okay, cool. I'll just come out and ask it. You're going. You're officially going to start wearing dick togs. No, I'm not going to wear dick togs. No. The dad dick tog. No.

He actually wants to start getting perms unironically. No, I don't want a perm. Oh, you want a perm. No, no, no, no, no. It's nothing appearance-wise, okay? Okay. I was going to ask you guys, do you think it's too late in life for me to become a motorbike guy?

Okay. Do you think I could... Was that a two-stroke or a four-stroke? Well, I'm glad you asked because the bike that I'm looking at getting is actually a no-stroke. On the weekend, I rode an electric motorbike. Oh, no. And I think it could be the right move. Wait, wait, wait.

It could be the right move for me. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Electric motorbike? Electric bike. Oh, good catch. Or an electric bike, because you could definitely pull off an electric bicycle.

Good catch. It's like he's found the most Clint way of making something so cool, so not cool. So you're saying it is cool. What I want to do is cool. Motorbikes are cool. But for the right person. For the right person, motorbikes are cool.

See this guy. No, no, no, no. Excuse me. Okay. I said I want your opinion, but I don't want it yet. Okay. Sorry. So the bike you're talking about, it's a good distinction.

It looks like a motorbike, but I don't want it yet. Oh, okay, sorry. So the bike you're talking about, it's a good distinction. It looks like a motorbike, but it's an electric bike. But it doesn't have any pedals. So that means it makes no noise. It makes no noise. Oh, that sounds uncool. It's completely silent. I can buy some cool clothes, but it doesn't mean I'm going to be cool. You know what I mean?

If you put them on. You can dress a turd up in a sombrero, but it's still a turd. Clint Roberts can buy some Harley Davidson T-shirts, but it doesn't make him a Harley guy. A Harley Davidson guy. Yeah. I hear you, I hear you, I hear you, I hear you.

So I shouldn't get it because... And I'll tell you why. I've kind of talked myself into it. I'm like, one, good for the environment. Two, good for the wallet. You know, save on gas. That's expensive. Three, a little one, good for the environment. Two, good for the wallet. You know, save on gas. That's expensive. Three, a little bit of excitement

in my life. A little bit of room without the room. A little bit of danger back into my lifestyle. I feel like it'll be for you, look, as someone how much riding have you done? Not a lot. No, how much? What are we talking? What's the

experience? I used to own a 50cc scooter. That doesn't count. Well no, this is, and I see what you're saying, the danger factor, right? The good thing about this electric motorbike is it doesn't go that fast so you can ride it on the bike path. You can ride it on the cycleway. So what I'm

taking from this is that you are buying a 50cc style scooter that's dressed up to look like a motorbike. It's a motorbike. It's essentially a motorbike. You see me on it, you go, whoa, motorbike guy. So are you trying to be like early on the whole Tesla buzz,

thinking this is like a Tesla motorbike? As someone who does have motorbike experience, I've owned a Harley, and I grew up riding motorbikes. That's what I need. I still wouldn't even trust myself to not have an accident. Like that's how dangerous motorbikes are. Let me just put it out there. You've got two kids now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And unfortunately, I feel like you're going to have to find your kick somewhere else because I'm worried. Yeah, I hear you. find your kick somewhere else because I'm worried even though it's the safest, quietest, lamest motorbike ever, you could still definitely have an accident. So yes or no, should I get a motorbike? Maybe go back to the scooter. No, my wife made me sell it. Because it was too dangerous.

Cool, I'll take your feedback on board. You think about it. Yeah, and I'll have a good think about it. You think about it. Cool, thanks friends. That was positive. Brian Clint. On breaking news,

the Prime Minister has revealed that the whole country is staying in red. Red traffic light. In her words, we are not out of the woods yet. Well, when? She put on the Taylor Swift song. When then?

I don't know. She says she doesn't know song. When then? I don't know. She says she doesn't know. Well, actually, I don't know what she said. I'm just reading the headline. Prime Minister reveals all of NZ to remain in red. Another great Taylor Swift reference. Says country not out of the wood yet. Never goes out of style, does it?

Hey, guys. I'm just going to shake it off. That's good. Hey, look, we don got to shake it off. Hey! That's good. Hey, look, we don't want any bad blood. She was wearing a cardigan. Oh, no. Screwed it up.

Hey, when we go into Orange, it'll be a love story. Let's play the Celebrity Voice game. We've got to guess the voice. Marie has made it through. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi there.

Got any bad Taylor Swift puns for us? No. Sorry about that, Marie. Oh, no, loving it. Loving it. We'll stop when we do 22. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Okay, Marie, who do you want to play for you? Me or Brie? Brie. Brie. Right Marie. Perfect. That means Kennedy, I'm your man. Okay? Yep. Good to go. Okay, good to go. Anastasia, what's the deal? So basically this is Guess the Voice.

This week's theme, we've got a theme this week, it's English actors that are males. You guys just need to buzz in when you think you know the celebrity. You're right. Oh, sorry, one of the voices just played. Got to stop that. I can do a very good David Attenborough. Wait, is he English?

It's your reader aura, Bree. First and three points wins. They sound the same, don't they? Okay, here we go. Here comes celebrity number one. Celebrity number one, yeah. Stuff that we did in the band, I remember there was one point. We'd been away for so long.

Clint. From Dunkirk, that's Harry Styles. Speaking of out of the woods. Yeah, okay, yeah, we'll give that. Came home to my house in England. My house. Yeah, okay. Yeah, we'll give that. Came to my house in England. My house. Yeah. I mean, you could have said One Direction, but you said Duncan.

No, you said actors. So I was giving his acting credentials. No, that is cool. Extra mile. I'm in trouble. All right. With that, well done, Clint. Thank you.

Let's see celeb number two. Just started on it. I'm shooting. Clint. I think Clint got in early there. From the movie Cats. I'm shooting. Clint. I think Clint got in early there. From the movie Cats. That's James Corden.

Film at the minute. So we're not on our show today. I'll be back on the show Wednesday, Thursday. And then we have guest hosts for a couple of weeks. He's also in the new Cinderella. Is he? Yes. He wants to be known for that more than Cats, right? Yes.

Yeah, yeah. All right, Brie, you won Thrill 3-0 last week. So you have a chance here. I need one here. You got this. All right, Brie, you won Thrill 3-0 last week, so you have a chance here. I need one here. You got this. I need it. All right, let's hear celeb number three. Today I'm going to find out what the lab boy...

Clint. From the Harry Potter franchise. That's Daniel Radcliffe. Came in too hot. Brie, you want to guess? Oh, is it not? That's incorrect. Four.

Who the hell is that? Five. You want to hear some more? Yeah. He thinks of me. I'm very nervous. Three. I know what it is.

It's Tom Holland. She's done it. That's a point. Give me a clicker this time. What TV show would you most like to see... I'm so obsessed with him at the moment. Short King Spring is upon us. All right.

We're sitting at, we're sitting at we're sitting at two to one. Let's hear Celeb number four. I was going to be working with Dwayne and Jason, you know.

It's Jason. It's just like wiry. The Rock's kind of like, give me a hug, boy. You don't want to fight. Oh, I know who that is. Tom Hardy? No.

Clint Eastwood? Idris Elba? That's correct. How did I miss that? Kennedy, we did it. They doubted us, but we did it. Who doubted you? I don't know, Anastasia or something.

50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Congratulations. Thank you. This is the greatest day of my life too. Bree and Clint. you awake. Congratulations. Thank you. This is the greatest day of my life too. I saw this story about this girl who wanted to know if people thought this was a red flag. Yeah. Because she'd been talking

to this guy she met on a dating app. They'd been talking for about six months because they lived quite far away from each other. Yeah. And eventually they decided that they should meet up. They should go on a real-life date and, you know, see how it went. Anyway, they decided that they would go on a nature walk at a park and then they could walk to this cafe that was a part of this park

and have lunch. I think so long as both parties know there's a walk involved beforehand, then that's a good date. See, I would hate. Don't spring a walk on someone. Yeah, imagine turning up and your date's like, we're going to hike, you know, this whole mountain today. I'd be like, see ya, not worth it.

I'm going to hike home. I'm going to take an Uber. Anyway, so she's went on this date and she has a dog that she really loves and she's spoken to him about her dog because it's a big part of her life and he's mentioned through text message that he would love to meet the dog at some point and, you know, it's all nicey-nice. She decided that she was going to take her dog Milo, a black lab, on the date. One, she said she loves the dog and she thought,

Park, this is ideal, he'll love it. Two birds, one stone. Two birds, one stone. And two, she has never met this guy in person so she also felt like a little bit of protection if she took the dog. Yeah, true, good point. Just in case, you know, just in case. Anyway, so...

The black lab could lick him to death. Well, yeah, you never know. They meet up and they go on this walk, they have some food, a few drinks, and then they part ways. Anyway, she's messaged him a couple hours later and she's like, you know, thanks so much for the date. I had a really good time. Anyway, he has messaged back after multiple hours saying he thought it was really disrespectful that she bought the dog

on the date and that you paid more attention to your dog than me. You came to see me, not play with your dog. I don't get why you even bought him with you. Oh, my God. He's jealous of a dog. Literally jealous of a dog. He's jealous of her dog. Red flag.

If she's asking if that's a red flag, that's a red flag. That's a huge red flag. If she's asking if that's a red flag, that's a red flag. That's a huge red flag. That's enough of a red flag that I wouldn't want to ever see that person again. Totally. Even if you're not the world's biggest dog person, who doesn't enjoy just patting a lovely dog? Yeah. In fact, I think more first dates should have dogs involved

because they're just such a great icebreaker. Exactly. You don't have to awkwardly sit there. You can talk towards the dog even though you're talking to the person. So true. Something to do with your hands. It's actually a great idea to bring, oh, if you both have dogs to go on a first date with the dog. That's a great idea.

Then the dogs start humping each other and you look at each other and you go, should we? They're in love. Should we? Should we do that? You want to sniff my butt? Yeah, wow. Jealous of the dog. Get out of there.

Because if he's jealous of the dog, what else is he going to be jealous of? Well, that's the thing. Is he going to be jealous of your indoor netball team? Yeah, that you spend too much time with your indoor netball team. Is he going to be jealous of your work or your work colleagues if you want to go out for a drink with them after work? Nah, nah, not the one. You told me that something crazy like this happened on maths.

Oh, my God, Olivia on maths. Yeah. Who is just continuing to dig her own grave every episode. It's great television. She was jealous of Jackson's gym. That he went to the gym too much. Yeah, her husband. She said that him going to the gym was inappropriate,

that he's married to her now and so she is his life. No, that is out the gate. She was jealous of the gym. That is out the gate. But it happens. Look, people, some people just are jealous. Some people are very insecure and they take it out on you in weird ways. So I wonder if we should take some calls this afternoon

on weird things that people have been jealous of when you've been in relationships with them. Yeah, what was the unusual thing they were jealous of? Yeah, it might be an item, it might be an animal, it might be an activity, or it might be a person who has no chance of taking over their place in the relationship. And by that, I mean like a family member.

Yeah, like a brother or a grandma. Or a sister or something. I'm jealous of how much attention your grandma gets. You spend too much time with your grandma. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous if you'd like. We want to hear what was the unusual thing they were jealous of. Bree and Clint.

ZM, Edith Sheeran and Shivers. Edith Sheeran. So I was caught off guard. What were you doing? I was messaging my mother-in-law, actually. Were you? Okay, now you have to read it out to the class because you were caught. No.

We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what was the weird thing they got jealous over? Because a story about a girl who took her dog on a first date and her date got really jealous of the dog. Of the dog. You're giving the dog too much attention. Bringing a dog to an event is a gift. It is a gift.

She spiced up your boring ass walk date. You should be grateful. With a dog. Do you think you're more interesting than a black lab? I don't think so. Also, small D energy, bro. Yeah. Seriously.

So we want to know, look, jealousy is an emotion that some people can't control. So what did they get jealous of? Irrationally, Jay's called up. Hi, Jay. Hi, Jay. Howdy. What did they get jealous of, Jay? Mrs. G is jealous that I still wear today some slippers that my ex-partner's mother made for me. Oh!

That's an interesting one, but are they really good slippers? They are bad ass. Old lady listens to me for slippers. Yeah, Joe. So your issue is you found the perfect slippers and the perfect woman, but the slippers and the woman are from different relationships. Indeed. Oh, no.

Well, if she's, what about Jay? Would it work if she bought you, like if she found you a really similar pair and bought you the same ones? She's actually trying to convince her grandmother to knit me some that are identical. I love that she's that jealous of them. That's awesome. She's trying to get them replaced. She's like, they've got bad juju on them.

Yeah, all right. Well, winter's coming, Jay. It's my ultimate pity. Winter's coming. Kia kaha. Stay strong with your slippers, okay? Absolutely. You hold on to those things, Jay.

Kieran is here. Hi, Kieran. Hi, Kieran. Hey, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. What was the weird thing they got jealous over? When I was a teenager, my boyfriend got really jealous

that I liked the band Fall Out Boy. What? What? You weren't allowed to like the band Fall Out Boy? I wasn't allowed. I got really upset when I wanted to buy a magazine that had a poster of them in there and got really upset about that and told me,

oh, you know, you like them better than you like me. That's so awkward, Kieran. That's so strange. Do you think he was more jealous of Pete Wentz or Patrick Stump? Definitely Pete Wentz. Yeah, I think definitely. I mean, don't write off Stumpy. No.

You know, he's a little something, something. Well, I'm assuming that relationship didn't last? No, no, it didn't. Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Did you ever fall out with that boy? Oh, no. Oh, no. Well done.

Yeah. Thank you. I'll take that. My job is done for today. Finally, our last caller wants to remain anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi.

This must be juicy. What happened? So, my partner's brother has a girlfriend, right? Okay. Hi This must be juicy What happened? So My Partner's Brother Has a girlfriend right? Okay Your partner's brother

Has a girlfriend Yep Yep And so Her boyfriend Which Let's call him I don't know

Michael Gave me a pair of pants About three years ago And they went They only just got together About two months ago And she's mad at me That he gave me a pair of pants out three years ago and they only just got together about two months ago and she's mad at me that he gave me a pair of pants three years ago

and won't talk to me or anything. Wait. Wait. Your brother's partner is jealous that he gave you some pants three years ago before he was in a relationship with the... Oh, my freaking God. That is...

I know. Crazy. What do you say to her when she like, has she said something to you? Like be like, you need to throw those pants out. He's mine now. No, I just borrowed them and she's mad at me for it. She's trying to get into your pants.

Do you wear those pants in front of her every time you see her just to piss her off? Yes. You're stirring that pot. Thanks, Anonymous. We love the call. Amazing. You can tell why some people want to be anonymous, though, eh? It's got big wee, wee, wee, wee vibes about it, eh?

Yeah, if that woman finds out, I'll hedge her on ZM, and now you've got to give me those pants, and I'm going to cut them up and put them in the fire. Or I'll kill you. Free and Clint. It's my birthday. It's kill you. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, a birthday banger to get you home on a Monday afternoon. Three people. What was the number one song on their 16th? We're about to find out. We'll start with Mick. G'day, Mick.

G'day, Mick. G'day, guys. How we doing? Good, mate. How's your Monday been? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. Good to hear, Mick. What do you doing? Good, mate. How's your Monday been? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. What do you do for Mahi? Mick, what's your job?

Run a workshop in Katikati. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Cool. Nice. Well, let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 31st of May 1979. Hold on. I've lost my sheet here. Ooh. This hasn't happened before. Turns out Google is down. Hold on one second've lost my sheet here. Ooh. This hasn't happened before.

Turns out Google is down. Hold on one second. Breeza, honestly, this never happens to me. We can figure it out. Just tell him he was 16. He doesn't need the exact details. And she's going to get the paper version. Hang on.

Let's just talk amongst ourselves, Mick. Did you have a good weekend? Oh, I did. Yeah, I did. I had a really good weekend. Body daylight savings, you know. All right. Stuffed me up.? Oh, I did. Yeah, I did. I had a really good weekend. Bloody daylight savings, you know. All right.

Stuffed me up. All right, give us the details. All right. You were 16 in 1995 and on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Wait, did you just need the computer to add 16 to 79? Yes. Oh, my God. You know how bad I am at math. Hey, Mick, do you like this as your birthday banger?

Oh, yeah, that'll do, eh? Does it go good in the workshop, you and the boys? You know? Just a little bit of la bouche. Okay, wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Samantha. Kia ora, Samantha. Hi, Sam.

Hi. How was your weekend, mate? Yeah, pretty good. Oh, that's good to hear, Sam. How long have you been waiting to find out your birthday banger? Oh, not too long. Okay, well, good. She's a freshie.

Okay, give us your birthday and we'll tell you exactly what it is. August 8th, 2001. All right, you were 16 in 2017. And on the 8th of August in 2017, this had a number one hit. Despacito. Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito. The Beam. 28th of August in 2017, this had a number one hit. The Biebs. He wore a shocking suit to the Grammys today, if I do say so myself. It was like nine sizes too big.

But that's fashion, baby. Do you like this song, Samantha? Oh, hell yeah. It's a banger. That is a banger, eh? I loved this song. Yeah. It's actually an a banger, eh? I loved this song. Yeah. It's actually an unlikely banger too.

So much passion. Yeah, okay, love that, Samantha. Let's go to Sandra finally. Kia ora, Sandra. Hello, Sandra. Hi, how are you? Good night. I love that song too. It's good, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. Well, let's see if you've got one that's just as good, Sandra. What's your birthday? The 8th of January, 1961. Oh, good to get the Capricorns on, Sandra. You were 16 in 1977. And on your 16th birthday, this was top of the charts. Monday, Monday, Monday.

Oh, yes. Monday, Monday, Monday. Bang on. In the Christmas car. Ebba. Monday, Monday. Have you got the Ebba Gold CD at home, Sandra? Yeah, I did, but it got left in the boot of the car

and it got wet, so I had to get my sister's one. Wait, CDs are waterproof. What's wrong with it getting wet? Oh, yeah, no, it was pretty messy. The boot got cracked and stuff thrown on it, yeah. But no, I think the song before was pretty cool. Despacito? Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. Okay, it, yeah. But no, I think the song before will work. Despacito? Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah. Okay, thanks, Sandra. I think, if you're honest, I'm going to vote Samantha Despacito as well. I'm voting La Bouche. Are you? Yeah, I think that's a... You want to give it to Mick? Yeah, I want Mick to win.

I think that's a great tune. Okay, we'll go split vote. Producer Anastasia, what is the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? It is 100% La Bouche. Is it? I love it. It's a tune. Is it? I love it. It's a tune. It's a tune.

Oh, my God, I did not see this coming. You've picked up the win, mate. Awesome. Here we go. This is going out to the boys in the workshop in Keddy Keddy. Oh, they'll love it. They'll love it. Oh, yeah.

Turn this one up, Mick. Brian Clint, here's your Birthday Banger from 1995 on ZM. It's La Bouche and Be My Lover. Bree and Clint. Do you think you live in a sexy city, Bree? Do you think Auckland's a sexy city? I think Auckland can be pretty sexy if it's in the mood. Yeah, if the mood catches it.

Yeah, if it's feeling it. The wind's blowing in the right direction. Exactly, blows its skirt up. And it hasn't been raining too much and the sewers haven't overflown into the water so we can't swim at the beach. It is definitely sexy. Well, website Love Honey,

who are a maker and distributor of... Love Honey? No, not quite. Adult fun toys. Okay. Have compiled a list of the steamiest, sexiest places in Aotearoa. Now, you wanted criteria before. Yes.

Their criteria, places that are buying the most... Toys. Adult fun things, yeah. Gotcha. So they're categorising this as whoever's buying the most toys, they're the sexiest. They're having the most fun. Yes, right.

So top five, I'll run you through them. The number five sexiest town or city in New Zealand, Motueka in the Tasman region. Hot. Top of the South Island there, hot. Sexy. Number four, Kirikiri up north, hot. Really?

I just went through that town. Did you? I'll bet you did. It felt sexy. I bet you ran straight through that town. I got all flustered. Number three, Wellington. Wellington. Windy ran straight through that town. I got all flustered. Number three, Wellington. Wellington.

Windy Wellington. Windy Wellington. I didn't think it was particularly hot. I thought it was more arty and alternative. A lot of stiff breezes in Wellington. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good point.

Good point. Number four. No, number two, sorry. The second sexiest town or city in New Zealand. Okay. Wanaka. Wanaka. You saucy minx.

Big lake energy. It does have a massive, huge lake. Yeah. It's got a wet-ass lake. It's got a big tree sticking out of the lake. And the sexiest town or city in New Zealand? Do you want to guess? I want to go with, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be right.

Yeah. Don't say Palmerston North. Don't do a stupid gag about Palmerston going to be right. Yeah, don't say Palmerston North. Don't do a stupid gag about Palmerston North. No, I'm not going to say Palmerston North. Yeah. Although very sexy. No. Chop Hill, shout out.

No. Greymouth. They know how to shake it in Greymouth. Don't they? Well, that's wrong. The sexiest town or city in New Zealand is Queenstown. Don't say Hamilton. Is it Queenstown?

Yeah. Come on, what's sexierown. Is it Queenstown? Yeah. Come on, what's sexier than a trip to Queenstown, right? I mean, the ice is there, the snow, the atmosphere. Very sexy place. With sexiest comes least sexiest as well. So I'll just run through those quickly. Oh, no. The fifth least sexy town or city in New Zealand,

Havelock North in the Hawke's Bay. Oh, come on, guys. Number four, Lower Hutt just outside of Wellington. You're either a Lower Hutt or an Upper Hutt man. Yeah, low libido in Lower Hutt. Yeah. Number three, Auckland. Auckland?

Yeah, no horndogs in Auckland. Oh, everyone in Auckland's boring. That's third to last, by the way. It's the third unsexiest town or city in New Zealand. That is quite surprising. Number two, Porirua in Wellington. And number one,

the least sexy place in New Zealand. Who is it? Mozgiel, just outside of Dunedin. You know when you drive to the airport from Dunedin? Yes.

You have to go through Mozgiel. Oh, yeah, I've been through there a few times. You're about to have been to there. No, you haven't. You've been through there. No one's stopping there. That's the problem. No one's stopping there a few times. You're about to have been to there. No, you haven't. You've been through there. No one's stopping there. That's the problem.

No one's stopping there to get sexy. Yeah. Mozgill could be sexy. Just one bonus fact for you. Okay. The town or city in New Zealand who buys the largest items? Yes, who? Gore.

Home of the brown trout. You know what they say about gore What's that? Gore, blimey, that's a big one Good floor Oh, good pelvic floor and gore Good pelvic floor and gore There you go, you sexy beasts

Have a great night Bree and Clint One of my Aussie mates Called me up on the weekend And said she had a story for me that she knows I would appreciate and understand. How did she greet you? Was she like, G'day, Cobber? G'day, Fair Dinkum Struth.

She said, she goes, look, she had to go to the grocery store and there's still COVID and all that kind of stuff happening depending on what parts of Australia you're in. Yeah, yeah. And I think there was some new lockdowns they were moving into. I think this happened a few months ago. Oh, okay. And she said she made a plan where she was going to go to the supermarket really early in the morning so she could miss the rush because she just didn't have the time to wait in the queues.

Fair enough. So she's gotten up in the morning. I think she said she got up at 6 a.m. to head to the supermarket to line up. Yep. And she didn't have breakfast. She had a coffee and she got to the supermarket, which she was greeted with a massive line of cars. Right. Huge line of cars.

And anyway, she was like, oh, well, I'm here now. I guess I'm just going to have to line up. And she got into the line of cars and 6.30, went around 7, 7.30. And I don't know about you, Clint, but 7.30, 8 o'clock in the morning, she's had a coffee. It's go time. She's realized that it's go time. It's go time, baby. And at that exact time of the morning. You know that time in the morning she's had a coffee she's realized that it's go time baby yeah um

i know that exact time of the morning you know that time of the morning um but she didn't really think about it because she didn't think she'd be there for that long right anyway so it's been a couple hours and she's like okay she's like i've waited i've spent two hours of my life in this line waiting for you know groceries yeah what am i gonna do in this situation yeah for groceries, what am I going to do in this situation? Yeah. I would go home and I'll tell you why I'd go home. Yes. Supermarkets don't really have public toilets.

They don't, do they? Have you ever been to the toilet at a supermarket? I haven't. I've never seen one. I don't think I've ever seen one. So even if she gets to the front of the line, she's going to have to waddle around the supermarket and then rush home. So I'd go, oh, okay, I've wasted some time, but I've got to go home.

Is that what she did? No, she didn't. She decided that she was not giving up her spot in this line. Yeah. So she's looked around the car. This is a true story. Looked around the car and not much in her car. Car's pretty tidy.

What, she was looking for a vessel to do a number two in? No, you can't do that. You can only do number ones. Well, that's what I said. You can only do number ones in the car. So you're saying number one, fine. Number two, not cool. Number one, fine.

Yeah. I mean, we've all been there. That's pretty common, I think. We've all been there. Number two, it would have to be an open-topped, like a bucket or a lunchbox. Yeah. Or an old shoe. An old shoe.

So she had none of that. Right. The only thing she had. Don't say drink bottle. It won't work. Don't say. Not drink bottle. It's actually kind of ironic.

But the only thing she had that she thought, you know, I could do something with this. She owns a dog. Yeah. And she has, obviously, when you own a dog, you have poo bags. You've got poo bags. And she said it was the lowest point of my life where she then also didn't get out of the line. She didn't get out of the line she didn't get out of the line so she's like i had minimal time to jump into the back seat poo bags were there blah blah blah blah whatever so she's in

this line of cars yeah everything happens it's fine yeah she had some fine as a relative word she had some dead old wipes it's all good oh But the issue was is that she then was still in this line. With a bag of her own poo in the gut. Exactly. Exactly. So she said she's bagged it and then she double bagged it and she wrapped it in something. That was all good.

She then realised that she can't be in this situation. I don't know why exactly this next part happened, but she told me for some reason she called her best friend. She was going to be in this line for another couple of hours. So she called her best friend and asked

the best friend to come meet her in the line to dispose of this. I don't care how good a friend you are. That is not something you owe your friend. Do you draw the line there? That's where I draw the line. She double-bagged her.

I draw the line so much further earlier than that. I draw the lines of being friends with someone who would do that in the first place. That is disgusting. Anyway, you know, friend came down and best friend award. I mean, good on her. I would never talk to that person ever again. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok

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