ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th April 2023

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

We're on a witch hunt Scrunch or fold? Greatest compliment ever?! Only Cams got derailed See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Alright, here it goes. It's time. Hello everybody and welcome to not a Brian Clint podcast, welcome to a witch hunt. We are human. Welcome into an investigation. My blood is boiling. Into frivolous waste. An eldest psychopath.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Neglect of staff. into frivolous waste. An eldest psychopath. I'm going to say this is the Brain Clint podcast, the true crime edition. Absolutely. Can we set the scene, please? Please set the scene, Ella. Do we have any... Or like some creepy music? All I've got, I know what you're looking for,
Starting point is 00:00:42 but all I've got is this. It's good. Let's take it. That'll do. Yep. A crime has been committed. Set the scene, girls. What happened was a cake mysteriously appeared in the office, the ZM office. And we turn around. Can I just say also,
Starting point is 00:00:58 where we work, semi-often food will show up. We'll get to try new food that's being released. We're very lucky. We're very lucky. So it's not unusual for food to appear and be shared by everybody. Yeah, and then it gets shared around the office.
Starting point is 00:01:14 That's what happens. Yes. And so I, well, we first, Bree sees it and she's like, oh, do you think we could get some? So I go, look, I'll take one for the team and go ask. Awkwardly, this is beside the point, but I awkwardly figure it out. Yes, we can have it. I get some.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Cool? Little bit. We can have a little bit. A slice. A piece. A little frib. Claudia and I shared it. It was a crumb.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Let's be real. It was a tiny crumb on the side of this massive cake. It was vegan as well. Oh, perfect. So we all could enjoy. Yep. And then for the next hour and a half, Claudia and I are watching that cake.
Starting point is 00:01:51 No one else is having any. No one's touching it. Which is a good thing for us because then we get to have it, right? Yeah. So they've obviously all filled up on cake and they're done with the cake, which is great for us. There's a good amount left. So I'm looking at it.
Starting point is 00:02:04 No one's in the office apart from Ross So I'm like, all good 5pm, everyone's gone home I'll wait for him to leave And then it's all ours Rookie mistake Do you know what he does? He throws it in the bin
Starting point is 00:02:17 Perfectly good cake Throws this cake You know what the most effed up thing is? He can see us from where he is. He could actually. As he's picking up the cake off the table, the desk in there, he would be looking in here. He could see us all in here working our tushes off going,
Starting point is 00:02:35 I probably should give this to them. They might want it. No. No, he goes, oh, there's flies on it. I'm going to chuck it in the bin. He sits next to a fridge. I'm so mad. Literally next to a fridge.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Put it in the fridge. We're still eating cake. Up until yesterday, we were eating cake from a birthday party eight days ago. Cake is good for a long time. If you can keep it moist, it's good. It's a vegetable, so it'd be even fresher. And everyone knows. Cake is a vegetable. That one's a carrot cake.
Starting point is 00:02:58 It's carrot cake. Everyone knows carrot cake is one of the moistest cakes. Let's call this prick. The jig is up. Okay, who wants to interrogate him first? I can put my hand up. We can all do it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Should we call him as in, and Clint and I can be a police duo and we'll put on voices. Yes, good cop, bad cop. And ask him to have his statement. Yeah, I'll be the good cop. Okay. And then Ella is the Ross is the defendant, so she's the
Starting point is 00:03:32 She's the I'm the mad bitch. I'm mad. You're the one who's been wronged, which makes you the prosecutor. He's scared of us? He knows. He's scared. This is not over. He's scared. Ew. We're not...
Starting point is 00:03:47 This is not over. I went to the bin. This is not over. I picked it out of the bin. Nearly ate it. I nearly ate it. Yeah. Does he owe us a cake now?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Surely he has to bring one in tomorrow. That is a great idea, Claudia. I just want to know who raised this man that you throw an entire cake in the bin. Such a red flag. Such a red flag. Such a red flag. I've said a lot of words today that I regret. If he's just doing that off a whim, like what else is happening? What else is he checking out?
Starting point is 00:04:13 What else is he? Is he throwing the Christmas ham away the day after Christmas? In front of the family. Hi, this is Ross. We can't get him. He's probably down at the city mission burning $20 notes in front of the people. Just throwing them into the air. I'll just try to get him on this.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Ella's really gunning for this. Practice your police voice. Should we leave a message on his answering machine? He won't get it. He won't ever check it. Should we just write him a letter? Should we just do it just for our own fun? A strongly worded email.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Call him one more time. Wait, why don't we call him out into the podcast group? I think we got him. Oh, no. Oh, what? No. You hit him. No, that was just his answering machine.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Oh. Yeah, this will show him we've called him four times. He's going to have four missed calls. He's probably bathing his child. This will show him. Yeah. He's probably throwing money literally out the window. Probably cooking dinner for his family.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Yeah. Oh, that's quite nice. Vacuuming his driveway. Probably eating a brownie in front of his son being like, You can't have any. And throwing the rest in the bin because it was too big. So loud. I'm sweaty. This is how mad I am.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Oh, I thought he was going to answer then. I got a bit scared too. Yeah. What could he be doing? Well, like I said, he could be bathing his child. He could be cooking dinner for his family. On a Tuesday evening. What else does he have on? He has an Apple Watch.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Either that or he's avoiding us. He is. You know what? I feel like the venting has helped. A little bit. No, I still feel angry. I'm still going to take a shit on his desk tomorrow night. Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
Starting point is 00:06:08 We'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrims. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Glenn.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Are we talking about this? Oh, gutter. Are we talking about this? Yeah. In the cone of silence. It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions. Brie just asked me if it's okay to message an ex to ask for a discount code at the place that they work. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Yeah. I mean, we ended on really good terms. Yeah. We haven't really stayed in touch, but like a tiny bit, and it's always been nice and amicable. Yeah. I was like, I said, the first question you've got to ask yourself, and Brie goes, yeah, how long did we date?
Starting point is 00:07:06 And I came at it completely differently. Mine was, no, how much is the discount that you're going to get? No, my question was how long since we have spoken. Yeah, that's important too. So let's go through the details just quickly. How long did you date? Three years. Decent.
Starting point is 00:07:21 That's a good amount of time. How long since you spoke? Looking at three years. Three years? Yeah. Okay. And what's the potential discount you're likely to get? See, I have no idea about that part, but then I mean the question is what would be worth it? That's what
Starting point is 00:07:38 I mean. To embarrass yourself. Because you're putting yourself out there. You're risking huge embarrassment. Massive embarrassment. So for me it has to be hundreds and hundreds of dollars that you're going to save. Yeah, it's not. It needs to be like a TV and you're going to get it, like a $3,000 TV and you're going to get it half price. No, it's more like a 30% discount on a $150 top.
Starting point is 00:08:02 And then Ella was like, don't make it so obvious. Just message and be like, hey, how have you been? Long time since we caught up. And start a conversation before you go, by the way, can I get a discount code? No way. No way. Because you were just messaging her for a discount at the end of the day. No, look, I was never going to.
Starting point is 00:08:20 I just wanted to put it out there. I know, I know. It's such an interesting question. It is an interesting question. Because I wouldn't, I mean, it's hard because I put myself in their position and I wouldn't mind if I got the same message from that particular person, but other people not so much because that person. I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:08:41 I'm just trying to make myself feel better. I've got you covered, okay? I've got you covered. New message. If any of Bree's exes are listening right now, regardless of where you work, if you can offer her a discount at your work, please can you send through a discount code now to 9696.
Starting point is 00:08:56 I'm such a cheap bitch. I should just pay. Like, just stop. You're going to save like $45. No, what if I get multiple items? You know? There's lots of stuff I like from there. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Okay, okay. Oh, no. What if this gets back? Well, yeah. Then I mean, hey, that could open the door then. Yeah, what if you get a discount? Yeah. Money your way.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Let's talk about that. We've got $500 up for grabs thanks to Cookie Time at 4 o'clock this afternoon with the new Cookie Time cookie sandwiches. Yep, absolutely. We've also got $50 cash up for grabs from KFC if you want to play tradie versus lady. No discount codes though. If the Colonel's got a discount code he wants
Starting point is 00:09:38 to send through, can we get that? Absolutely. Yeah, well, I can message him. Oh, we did date for a while. Sorry. Yeah, well, I can message him. Oh, we did date for a while. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus lady. Right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:09:56 The tradies taking the league yesterday. They're on 28 wins for the year. The ladies just behind them on 27. Let's meet a lady right now. Together, she is 33. She's from Auckland, and she works with Bree's partner. Oh, she must work at Starship. Welcome to the show, Amy. G'day, Amy.
Starting point is 00:10:11 I know exactly who this is. You work at NICU, don't you? Yes, that's right, yeah. Aw, amazing. Thanks for calling through. NICU, Neonatal Intensive Care Unit. That is the one. Little, little, little babies. You guys are the best Unit. That is the one. Little babies. You guys
Starting point is 00:10:26 are the best people in the world, Amy. You are. You do amazing work. You're taking on our tradie today. He's calling from Hamilton and he is a kickboxer. Welcome to the show, Josh. G'day, Josh. How many hours a week do you train for that?
Starting point is 00:10:41 I do two hours a session and I do that four I do two hours a session. I do that four times a week, plus sparring. Damn. Wow. What's the highest you can kick? Probably about my head height, so maybe like 178. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:58 That was not too high. Yeah, nice. All right. That's decent. All right, your buzzer is tradie Josh. And Amy, yours too high. Yeah, nice. All right. That's decent. All right, your buzzer is tradie, Josh. And Amy, yours is lady, first of three correct answers, gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:11:10 All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. Did daylight savings end or begin over the weekend? Tradie. Yes, Josh? End. Yeah. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:11:21 It ended, which means we get less sunlight at the end of the day. Yeah, which to me sounds like we're saving some daylight, but no, that's not how it works. I'm not going to try and understand it anymore. Nah. Yeah, I don't get it. All right, one to the tradies, question number two. What is the largest planet in our solar system?
Starting point is 00:11:39 Lady. Yes, Amy? Jupiter. Nice work, Amy. I would never have got that. Wouldn't you? Nah. Don't care about the universe.
Starting point is 00:11:47 You're quite Uranus-focused, eh? Yeah, I'm very focused on Uranus, which has been... No, that's Pluto. Not a planet anymore. Pluto, not a planet. Yeah. See, I knew that. Question number three.
Starting point is 00:11:58 But she knows a lot about Uranus. Too much, I think. It's the gassiest planet. Did you know that? No, I didn't know Uranus was gassy. No. Yeah. Well, it depends who you ask.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Question number three. One apiece. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Amy. Oh, my God. I am in total bliss. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Oh, this happens to me too. Give me three seconds. No, it's gone. Josh, do you know it? Oh, I know it, I know it. Yes, Amy? Olivia Rodrigo. There you go, well done. Yes, Olivia Rodrigo.
Starting point is 00:12:37 On the money, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. What was the first Disney movie to be directed by a woman? Was it Moana, Aladdin or Frozen? Lady. Yes, Amy, for the win. Was it Moana? No, you'd think it was, but no.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Josh? It was Frozen. It is Frozen. Nice work. All right, guys, we are all tied up and this is for the win. Question number five. Recipes for mashed potatoes date as far back as the 1880s, the 1770s or the 1900s?
Starting point is 00:13:17 Ladies. Amy, for the win. The 18, the 17, 17 something. 1770s. That's right. That was a close game, but Amy, you came through in the end. 50 bucks coming your way. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:13:36 How did it take until 17, 70 to figure out how to mash a potato? So we get the potatoes. You literally just squash it. It's probably when they named it. Yeah, true. What if they named it. Yeah, true. What if he named it? They just said what it is. Colleen, I want to run a bit of a social experiment
Starting point is 00:13:53 this afternoon on the show. Yeah. I've got some really interesting facts, though, because I know this isn't your favourite topic, but we don't need to go down that area. We can stay up here in the highbrow. Yeah, I'd still pose the question why. But no, no, let's go for it.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Social experiment. Okay, all right. That's why. The question is. Can't just put social experiment in front of everything. I've done that so many times. And then get away with it. I've done it so many times.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Man, why are you speeding? It's a social experiment. Ma'am, why do you have no pants on at Pack and Save? Social experiment. You're free to keep shopping. You know, it's for the good of society. And the question that was raised in my household last night by me was do scrunches end up with scrunches and do
Starting point is 00:14:46 folders end up with folders? Because last night don't know why I thought of it but I asked my partner, do you fold or do you scrunch? Surprised you had to ask. Don't you guys run a doors open toilet household?
Starting point is 00:15:04 For wheeze, not for number twos. No, we need to keep some things private.. Don't you guys run a doors open toilet household? Not for number twos. Right. No, we need to keep some things private. Well, don't you, if you're a lady, if you're a scruncher, don't you run the same system for number ones that you do for number twos? I think so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:18 I think I'd be quite interested if there's someone running a different system for each. Fold for the front, scrunch for the back. Yeah. Who is doing that? Do you want to hear a few facts about scrunches and folders? Absolutely. So turns out, what do you think in the world, do more people scrunch or do more people fold? I have a bias because I think I am normal. You know how you always think you're normal and everyone else is bad? And wait, so what do you do? Scrunch. You're a scruncher? Me too. Yeah, so I think more people scrunch. More people scrunch. That's what I
Starting point is 00:15:52 thought. Turns out most people in the world fold. I call BS on this. It says with only 15% of people choosing to scrunch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:16:07 But it says... We're at 100% in this room. Oh, is everyone a scruncher here? No, I mean right here. Oh, right here, you and I. But yeah, we can broaden out the search. Producers? Claudia?
Starting point is 00:16:17 Scrunch or fold? You trying to guess? No. She's a scruncher. Don't tease us with the information about your toilet habits. Scruncher. You're a scruncher. Ella's a scruncher as well. Yeah, but a a scruncher. Don't tease us with the information about your toilet habits. Scruncher. You're a scruncher. Ella's a scruncher as well.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah, but a nicely scruncher. So it's kind of like on the borderline. Oh, shut up. Stop trying to zhuzh up your scrunch. You're a scruncher, my friend. Just own it. All right. Not a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Yeah, but my scrunch is better than your scrunch. Yeah, so this is also really. Ella scrunches it into a little toilet paper rose. Yeah. And then she does a swan. An origami bird. That one's got to watch out for the beak. Look out.
Starting point is 00:16:54 See, that's where I say that's wrong. We're 100% scrunch. Interesting. Did you know the average consumer uses how many toilet sheets a day, do you think? Oh, oh. More? Oh, oh. More for women, obviously. Sheets, 20.
Starting point is 00:17:12 57. 57 sheets. Apparently. This is just this study that I've found. How many sheets do you get in a roll? There's a lot of sheets in a roll. Is there? Yeah, so scrunches.
Starting point is 00:17:23 What if you've got the sheets? Yeah, well, then you'll need more sheets. How many sheets if you've got the sheets? You need a lot of sheets in a roll. Is there? Yeah, so scrunches... What if you've got the sheets? Yeah, well, then you'll need more sheets. How many sheets have you got the sheets? You need a lot more sheets. Apparently scrunches typically use four to seven sheets at a time. Yeah. And then folders use two to three. No.
Starting point is 00:17:37 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I would argue... Not a person, not a person is cleaning up back there with two sheets folded in half. That is not working. That is not. That's a disaster waiting to happen. That's not a safe enough barrier.
Starting point is 00:17:51 That's a puncture waiting to happen. Yeah. You know? Nah. Yeah, nah. Bad time. No, no, no. Do you know if your wife's a scruncher or a folder?
Starting point is 00:17:58 I feel like she'd be a folder. We don't talk about this stuff. For some reason. No, we don't talk about this stuff. I don't know why. I feel like she would be, but then we don't know. My partner, scruncher. Okay, and you're a scruncher.
Starting point is 00:18:10 And I'm a scruncher. And this is the test I want to run, the social experiment. You need to call us if you're in a relationship and you know what your partner is, a folder or a scruncher, and we will put this to bed for once and for all. If you're doing a proper investigation, you need to state the question you're trying to answer, and the question is do.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Do you scrunch or fold, and what does your partner do? Yeah. Yes. You said it better before. Do scrunchers end up with scrunchers? Do scrunchers end up with scrunchers, and do folders end up with folders? Bree and Clint. The scrunchies end up with scrunchies. The scrunchies end up with scrunchies and the folders end up with folders. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Is this the final frontier for open lines of communication in a relationship? Like when you've run out of things to ask your partner about, you go, okay, let's talk about our toilet habits. Yeah, totally. It's a big topic in my relationship. And I thought before we get into that, because we've got a lot of people who are willing to help us out on the phone. I thought to myself also, I wonder if what you do is hereditary and it's passed down from your parents. So please welcome to the show my mum. Hello, mum.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Hi, guys. How are you going? We're good. Are you calling us from the toilet, mum-a-die? No, I'm not. Is it a ones or twos, mum? Rihanna. Hey, mum, quick question for you. I want ones or twos, Mum? Brianna. Hey, Mum, quick question for you. I want to keep you because you're on the tour. What do you do, Mum?
Starting point is 00:19:31 Do you fold or do you scrunch? Oh, Brianna, I do not have time to fold, for goodness sake. She's a scruncher, same as me. I thought you were going to say, I do not have time for this stupid question. You're a scruncher, just like Bri, okay. Could be past this stupid question. You're a scruncher just like Brie. Could be passed out. Sorry to go deep into your marriage.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Do you know what Big Steve, Brie's dad does? What does dad do? No, I've got no idea but I'd be very surprised if he's a folder. Is he? He's a busy man. He's got a lot on. Thank you. That's very insightful.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Don't forget to flush, okay? Alright. Busy man. He's a busy man. He's got a lot on. Yeah. Okay, thank you. That's very insightful. Thanks, Mum. Appreciate your time. Don't forget to flush, okay? All right. There she is. She's done. Oh, get off before you flush. God, were you wiping as you were talking to us? You're going to get a wet bottom.
Starting point is 00:20:15 That is impressive. Oh, that scrunching got to me. I can just picture my mum tonight asking my dad. They've been married for 40 years. Yeah. Hey, years. Yeah. Hey, Steve. Steve. Do you fold or do you scrunch?
Starting point is 00:20:29 Jessica's here to participate in your social experiment. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey. Thank you so much for calling. Jess, tell us first, are you a scruncher or a folder? I'm a folder and my husband is a folder as well. Oh, there you go.
Starting point is 00:20:46 We're three from three. But it was not discovered probably until later on. It was not something that attracted me to him. Nothing like that. Well, no, not that you know of. It could be a subconscious thing. It's a pheromone, Jess. Well, either that or something about being a scruncher
Starting point is 00:21:01 exhibits itself in other parts of your persona. Like different personality traits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. I can't understand how the scrunching would work just because obviously I've not seen that and I don't do that. See, I don't understand how a fold works.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Doesn't it unfold? No, no. But with a fold. You anchor it between your forefinger and thumb. Yeah, it's quite like a claw grip, Jess. It is, yeah. Well, yours is like an open palm. Yeah, and there's not much height on the fold.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Like, it's quite close from, like, toilet paper to... Anyway, we've got to get through everybody, but Jess, thank you for your contribution to the study. Thank you, Jess. Did you have another question about scrunching? Oh, we'll come back to it. Well, that's another day. There's plenty to talk about.
Starting point is 00:21:43 That'll be on our Ask Me Anything About Toilet Paper episode. We'll cover it more on the podcast. Dion, tell us, my friend, what are you? Scrunch or folder? I am a folder and so is my fiancée. I'm telling you I'm onto something here. No, but see, I have to use the same amount of squares every time my partner thinks I'm crazy for it.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Oh, wow. Okay. So I've got to fold it four times. Okay. So there's five squares. So we've got an even number of folds and a multiple of five for the numbers of squares. Oh, yeah. I relate to the multiples of five thing.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Mine's four. You lost me at multiples. Everything has to, am I right, Dion? Everything has to happen in a rhythm of five? Oh, 100%. Yeah, mine's fours. I know exactly what you're talking about. We're talking about number ones and number twos.
Starting point is 00:22:31 I don't know what a number five is. Thank you, Dion. You've been very helpful. We appreciate it. Okay, so this is pretty much, we've pretty much got solid results, but we just need Sally. If Sally agrees, if Sally is the same, then this is scientifically proven
Starting point is 00:22:47 that scrunches end up with scrunches and folders end up with folders. So Sally, not to put any pressure on you, but please first, what are you? Not your partner, you. I am a folder. You're a folder. Okay, and Sally?
Starting point is 00:22:59 My partner's a folder. There you go. And also, do we have all listeners that are folders? Yeah, do we have any scrunches in our audience? No, maybe it's just you and I. I think folding's the way to go, guys. You reckon? Should we give it a whirl?
Starting point is 00:23:16 Well, we've got a three-minute ad break here. I'll man the fort. You go for a fold. Okay. And let us know how it goes. I'll go give it a whirl, Sally. I'll report back. Thanks, Sal.
Starting point is 00:23:26 We appreciate your call. No worries. Bye. Social experiment. Ella also bought us an enormous roll of toilet paper for this. I'm going to take that home. Toilet paper's expensive. Take it to the toilet with you now.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Okay. Bree and Clint. Clint, the story I'm about to tell you could change the world forever because I feel like I received on the weekend the best compliment that someone has ever received. Oh, not just you? Not just me. You reckon you've received the world's biggest compliment?
Starting point is 00:23:57 It could be. Okay. I've never heard of anyone else receiving this particular compliment. Yeah. But I could be horribly mistaken and that's why i need to get your opinion was it delivered to you it was delivered to my face okay uh there was other people there that witnessed it yeah um so there is eyewitnesses i'm not doubting you i don't need corroboration well i, if we're going for a world record.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Yeah, okay. So let me set the scene. It was my very good friend Annabelle's 30th birthday on the weekend. Yes. And she was having a party at her house. It was a fun theme where you dress up in op shop stuff and there was a Mr. Whippy there. It was a great time.
Starting point is 00:24:43 We get there to the party and we're mingling and meeting some of the different people. A lot of the people I knew, some people I didn't know. This particular woman that I received the compliment from, I'd never met, okay? Okay. So I'd never met her before. Stranger.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Stranger to me. Look, I'm going to say she'd had a few drinks. Okay. And if I said that I'd be lying, it was more than a few. Doesn't mean she was lying though. No, I'm not saying that. It just means she was feeling uninhibited. A lot of the time people get honest.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Yeah, she was feeling free to speak her mind. Just trying to set the scene. She had quite a few drinks. and it was late in the night and there was me, another friend of ours and someone else in the conversation. Okay. And I think the other person that was there who I knew, she actually sent a voice message to my friend Annabelle
Starting point is 00:25:45 asking if I remembered what had happened. Yeah, okay. So I have that voicemail and she states in it the compliment. So just so you know that I'm not lying, here is the voice message with proof of the compliment I received on Saturday night. Hey, Annabelle, I don't know if you can forward voice notes, but if you can, you should forward this to Bree and remind her that she received the best compliment of her life on Saturday night. Hey Annabelle, I don't know if you can forward voice notes, but if you can, you should forward this to Bree
Starting point is 00:26:06 and remind her that she received the best compliment of her life on Saturday when Brooke told her she looks like an orgasm. Not just the physical feeling of an orgasm, but the mental feeling of an orgasm too. She's probably already talked about it on the radio, but anyway. Nope, she hasn't.
Starting point is 00:26:25 She has now. Okay, let me get my head around this. You look like the mental feeling of an orgasm as well as the... Physical feeling. Physical feeling. Yeah. Wait, what is the difference between those two things?
Starting point is 00:26:47 So you're an orgasm of the mind and the body. Exactly. Okay. Is that not the greatest compliment someone could ever receive? Well, as far as compliments go, yeah, it's definitely... It's pretty good. It's definitely like near the peak. It's a climax.
Starting point is 00:27:03 It's definitely like near the peak. It's a climax. It's up there. Do I agree with her? Yeah. It was, there was more to it than that. It was the outfit that I was wearing. It was very colourful. Yeah, you look positively orgasmic. Yeah, but that's not what she said.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Here's a really good. She said, you and your outfit and all the colours remind me of my orgasms. Her orgasm. Because I was going to ask male orgasm or female orgasm. Hers, she said. Because the physical representation of those two things is very different. Quite different. Quite different. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I think. I think you want to be a female. I think you want to be a female one. Cleaner. Male one's a bit messy Yeah There it is Potentially maybe The greatest compliment
Starting point is 00:27:51 I've ever received Unless you just slopped A Mr Whippy soft serve On yourself In which case You may have looked Like a male No I hadn't
Starting point is 00:27:58 No I was I was quite coherent Alright You're listening to Clint and the Orgasm on ZM. We're talking about shocking online deliveries. The state at which your purchase has shown up at your house. Such an exciting moment when the courier shows up with your package, eh? Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:28:21 And then, you know, things happen. And if it's not how you thought it was going to be inside, you get disappointed. A mum in Australia has posted a picture of a hula hoop that she brought for her kids from Kmart. And the person at Kmart Australia must have been having a rough day because they folded the hula hoop in half and put it inside a box. That hula hoop is ruined.
Starting point is 00:28:45 It's not a hula hoop. It's not a hoop. No. It's a hula hoop in half and put it inside a box. That hula hoop is ruined. It's not a hula hoop. It's not a hoop. No. It's a hula half. It's got a bend in it now. It ain't going to do nothing. So we want to know what happened with your delivery. This person wants to be anonymous.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what did you buy? And it didn't turn up how you thought. I bought some AirPodspods off of Shan for my daughter for her birthday. Okay. Wait, Shan do
Starting point is 00:29:10 earpods? They do a lot of stuff. Yeah, they do. Fake earpods. Yeah. Right, okay. Yeah, and they arrived and we were all excited, got them out of the packaging and we were thinking, oh, this is really scratched up and dented on the box and stuff. But we didn't think much of it. really scratched up and dented on the box and stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:27 But we didn't think much of it. Got them out, and there was actually earwax on the ear pods. Oh, that is disgusting. No, no, no. That is disgusting. How much, do you remember how much you paid for these ear pods? Oh, like $14 or something. Yeah, right, okay. I would say you get what you paid for these ear pods? Oh, like $14 or something. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Okay. I would say you get what you pay for, but you didn't pay for the ear wax. You didn't pay for the ear wax. So, you know. Remember when producer Ben, RIP, bought those imitation ear pods off that dodgy site? I do. And they arrived and they were like four to five times bigger than ear pods are meant to be. They barely fit in his ear. They didn't fit in his ear.
Starting point is 00:30:06 It was out the gate, eh? He's like, look, you barely can tell the difference. And I was like, I don't know, Ben. Let's go to Adam. Adam's here. Hi, Adam. Hi, Brian. How are you today?
Starting point is 00:30:18 Good, thanks, Adam. Tell us, mate, what was the thing you ordered and it didn't turn up how you thought it was going to? So back when tube skates were massive, I ordered a, back in the thing you ordered and it didn't turn up how you thought it was going to? So back when cheapskates were massive, I ordered back in the early 2000s, I ordered a skateboard from them. Just the board, just the board, no trunks, no there was nothing.
Starting point is 00:30:35 It arrived in a box, I'm like, cool, I open it up and there I'm sitting there with five pieces of a skateboard. How does that even happen? It was a put it together yourself skateboard. I thought that even happen? It was a put-it-together-yourself skateboard. Well, I thought, well, you never know. I know Tony Hawk was big back then, so your courier
Starting point is 00:30:51 drivers might have thought, kickflip! Kickflip the box. Yeah. Did the box look damaged? Did it get broken in transit, or do you reckon someone put a broken skateboard in the box and sent it to you? It wouldn't surprise me. I mean, the box was all squished in like it formed a skateboard, so
Starting point is 00:31:08 Right. Weird. But, I mean, TubeSkate's refilled that. They gave me a new board and they're like, do you want us to send you a new one? I'm like, no, I'll come pick it up. Good idea, Adam. No, no, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Please don't post it. Please don't post it. I will come get it. It's very funny. Finally, Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, no, that's fine. Please don't post it. Please don't post it. I will come and get it. That's very funny. Finally, Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. You got something delivered and it didn't show up how you would have expected. What was it? I was on their specific actually. Okay. Yeah, I was
Starting point is 00:31:40 super excited for it to come, obviously. And it arrived and I was like, this is kind of a small envelope. Smaller than I was expecting. And then I opened it up and it was like crumpled inside the envelope. Oh, no. Folded into heaps of pieces. And I was like, oh, God, maybe the person's going through a divorce or something.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Yeah, your marriage made them really angry. Because it's an A4 size normally, isn't it, Charlotte? Yeah, I was expecting it to come like on a flat piece of cardboard or something, like A4. I've just thought about something. So you actually have a certificate, a physical certificate for your marriage? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I don't think I've got one of those. Your wife would have it somewhere. Do you reckon? Yeah. She's probably... I'm kind of the documents guy. Like... We have to pay an extra, I think it's like $30 or something like that. Oh yeah, okay. Maybe we went for the discount wedding. You know what's weird is now that I think about it,
Starting point is 00:32:36 I should have a piece of paper, a certificate for my degree that I did. Did you get a degree? Yeah, I got a double degree. But I don't know where the piece of paper is. I guess I can't use it. Yeah, you should definitely have one of those. Are you still qualified if you don't have the paper? Am I still married if I don't have the paper? Yeah, there goes 30 grand. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint. Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 00:33:02 That's right, this is where you call our show. Tell us your birthday and we figure out what was the song that was top in the charts when you were 16. Tom's going to go first. G'day, Tom. G'day, Tom. Tommy. Tom, Tommy boy. Oh.
Starting point is 00:33:18 There he is, Tom. Can you hear me? Yeah. Can you hear us? There we go. Oh, we've lost him. My car's just beeping. Tom?
Starting point is 00:33:25 Yeah, I'm here. Oh, we lost him Oh, we've lost him. My car's just beeping. Tom? Yeah, I'm here. No, you... Oh, we lost him. We can't hear him. Leave him alone. I'm sorry, Tom. Sorry, mate. I'm sorry, Tom.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Wait, Tom, can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. Okay, go. Yeah, go. Oh, now I can't hear you. No, just... You're seven. Hey, Tom, what's your birthday, mate?
Starting point is 00:33:42 5th of April, 94. All right. That means you were 16 in 2010. And on the 5th of April in 2010, this would have been number one. I'm a rude boy, boy, can you get it out? I'm a rude boy, boy, is your big enough? Rihanna. Rude boy.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Is that a bit of you, Tom? Are you a rude boy? He's a naughty boy. I wouldn't say so, but surely there's a better one out there. You're a naughty boy, Tom. Hey, Tom, happy birthday for tomorrow, mate. Thank you. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:34:14 How old are you turning tomorrow? 29 tomorrow. Last one of the 20s. You've got to send it. Wait there, Tom's made his feelings clear about Rihanna, rude boy. Let's go to Jennifer, who's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Jen. G'day, Jen.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Hi there. How are you, Jennifer? Oh, good. Just finished work. Oh, I love it. We love to hear it. Jennifer, what's your birthday? December 25th, 85.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Oh, gutted for you, Jen, on Christmas Day. You poor bugger. I've never had school or work. Oh, well, that's true. You're a Christmas miracle. Jen, you're a glass half full kind of gal, and that's why we love you. All right? And we're going to do your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:34:52 You were 16 in 2001. And on Christmas Day in 2001, Liz had a number one hit. It's not like you to say sorry. Of course, we know that different story. Liz, my mum was Nickelback number one on Christmas Day? Oh, what a great Christmas. You like it, Jen? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I have, in my twilight years, formed a new appreciation for Nickelback. I've been waiting. For years. I've been waiting for years. I've been waiting for you to get on the bandwagon. Not this song. Oh, you don't like this one? Not this one.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Not this one? No, no. Give me Photograph. Oh, yeah, it's a great one. Give me Every Memory of Looking Out the Back Door.
Starting point is 00:35:38 I'm into that, but... Okay. The baggers. So we're clear. Do you like it? No, I'm probably voting for Rihanna at this point. You can be honest, Jen. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:35:48 She's voting for Rihanna. Let's go to Amber. Hi, Amber. G'day, Amber. Hi. You finished work as well? Yeah, I'm on my way to a university seminar. Oh, that sounds boring.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Yeah, very much so. Well, let's see if we can brighten your afternoon. What's your birthday? 27th of Feb 01. All right, that means you were 16 in 2017, Amber. And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Now that's a banger. That is a solid banger from Lorde.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Green Light, you like it, Amber? Yeah, I'm pretty happy with that one. Yeah, me too. That's such a good song from her. Okay, now we've got a vote between Nickelback, Rihanna and Lorde. I'm voting for Green Light. I do like that Lorde song. Oh, the producers are giving me the hairy eyeball.
Starting point is 00:36:43 I'm going to vote. Nickelback, Ella wants Lorde. That's what I'm going to vote. Claudia wants Nickelback. Ella wants Lorde. That's what I think they're saying through the glass. Yeah. You can't hear their input before you make a decision. Okay, no, no, I don't want to. I'm going to go with my gut and go Greenlight.
Starting point is 00:36:57 You're going to go with Lorde, Greenlight. Ella's gutted. Is that how you guys would have voted? What about Nickelback? What about Nickelback? Oh, they wanted Nickelback. Yeah, bring Nickelback in it. You learn something new every day. How about we ask Jennifer
Starting point is 00:37:08 if she says yes to Nickelback, we'll play Nickelback. No deal. Jennifer sounded so much like you then. Branklin, here's your birthday banger. We ordered different drinks at the same bars. I know about what you did and I want to scream the truth Bree and Clint I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it
Starting point is 00:37:37 Zed and Bree and Clint I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it That's the winner of Birthday Banger From our Lord and Saviour Lords. From 2017, that's Greenlight for Amber. That was a song for me. I remember the first time I heard it, I liked it instantly.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Yeah. The same as the Beyonce song last year. Cuff It? No, the other one. I Break My Soul. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:04 That was the one where you went, because the first album from Lorde, obviously incredible. Yeah. And then as soon as you heard that one. I was like, she back. Because there's so much pressure on the second album. So much. There's so much pressure to prove, weirdly to prove that it wasn't a fluke.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Yes. And we were just like, oh yeah, she smashed it. She's back. Yeah. You know what else there's a lot of pressure on is when you bring back a segment for the third time. And I feel like it's a lot of pressure on is when you bring back a segment for the third time and I feel like it's pretty much the same kind of situation
Starting point is 00:38:29 as Lorde when she dropped her second album and this is something we like to call Call Now for Bree and Clint's Only Cams Only Cams You've heard only Dan's, only Sam's, which were both massive fails.
Starting point is 00:38:50 But will only cams have the same fate? They weren't massive fails, actually. No. They were very nearly total successes. Both of them were pipped at the post. Optimist, pessimist. Yeah. The goal of the segment is to get six people with the same name to call through.
Starting point is 00:39:09 And we got five and we're ruined on the sixth. We have done, you're right, we should give ourselves more props. We've done quite well the both times we've done it, but we've never won the segment before. And that is the goal. And here's the deal, right? It's called Only Cams this week. We're looking for only people
Starting point is 00:39:28 with the name Cam in their name. So that's Cameron, Cam, Camel. Cameron the woman's one. Yep. Cameron the man's one. Camifer. Camden. Camden, yes, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Camelot. Yep, that's a great name. Did you make the camel toe joke yet Camden, yes, absolutely. Camelot. Yep, that's a great name. Did you make the camel toe joke yet? Yep. Okay, cool. Here's the real jeopardy of this though. At any point, somebody that does not have the name Cam can ruin the whole thing. That's the power that you have as a listener of the Brian Clint Show.
Starting point is 00:40:01 That is the power you wield in this segment. If you want to derail the whole thing and you don't have the name Cam, you are welcome to call as well. That's the thing. It all rests on you guys listening, this whole thing. Can I just say, Jerry, get out of here, okay? We haven't even started yet. Don't you try and ruin this segment before it's even started.
Starting point is 00:40:23 I can see your name right there. Oh, he's hung up. He's hung up. And can I say to you, oh, Stephanie's hung up as well. What about? Can I say to you, Renata, you haven't even given us a chance to get off the ground before you corporate and ruin the segment. Oh, you've gone cop.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Renata, are you there? Hello? Wait, who's this? My name's Zane. Zane. It's not even close to cam. I'm going to hang up on you, Zane, but that doesn't mean you can't. Ow!
Starting point is 00:40:54 You said I could ruin the segment. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you also shouldn't have left One Direction. Ow! I haven't even said clear. He liked that one. So I'm going to hang up on you now. Goodbye. We haven't started yet. And the phone that one. So I'm going to hang up on you now. Goodbye.
Starting point is 00:41:05 We haven't started yet. And the phone lines are now officially open for only cams. We please ask you, just think about it. Do you want to derail it? You are welcome to, and we're not going to be upset at you. We might be a little bit upset at first. Bree and Clint. This is touch and go radio.
Starting point is 00:41:23 It really is. No guarantees here. Cams of the world, lend me your rears. It is your moment to shine. Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Cams. Call now. We failed with Only Dan's. We failed again with Only Sam's.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Will it be the cam community that comes through? You cannot call. We have six loaded lines. We cannot see anybody's name. We don't know what their names are. You know what makes me nervous? Is that Cam Mansell from the night show, the ZM night show, is sitting in the other room.
Starting point is 00:42:01 We can see him. And I believe he has not called through. Even he couldn't be bothered calling. So that doesn't fill me with confidence. Let's start with a positive outlook with caller number one. Hello, caller number one. Come on, caller number one. G'day, Bree.
Starting point is 00:42:17 G'day, Clint. How you going? We're well, caller one. We'll be better if you tell us your name is Cam. Yeah, I think this week is going to be our week for us. My name is Brett. Got him! Brett, you a-hole, and I love it. Brett.
Starting point is 00:42:40 No, Brett. Our producer, Claudia, is out there. She is looking shocked. The betrayal! Did you get through our producers by saying your name was Cam? I said, I said, G'day, my name is Cameron. You liar! Cam.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Cam, I have to clap it in. You do it to yourselves, I think. I have to clap it in. We did it to ourselves, you reckon? I think so. No, you do that to us. He called up and said his name was Cameron. I'm furious. Yeah, technically, Brett. No.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Technically, Brett, you did do it to us. Blame the producers. Oh, Brett. Brett's ruthless, eh? It's personal now. Let's see if other than you, Brett, if we would have won. We can take one, I reckon.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Cam? Okay, yeah, go on then. Brett. Brett, it's Brett. Get him to pick one. No, no, it's Cameron, sorry. Brett, pick a number between two and six. Okay, I'm going to say four.
Starting point is 00:43:42 I reckon four is a dirty, dirty number. All right, number four. Caller number four, are you there? Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Please, what is your name? My name's Donna, but my last name's Cameron. It doesn't count.
Starting point is 00:43:58 It doesn't count. Yeah, we know, Brett. We know. Brett. Damn it, Brett. Pick one more number, Brett. Okay, one more? Yeah, one more. You got three, five, we know. Brett. Damn it, Brett. Pick one more number, Brett. Okay, one more? Yeah, one more.
Starting point is 00:44:08 You got three, five, and six. One last one. Okay, we'll go feeling three. Three. Okay, Brett, this is the deal. If caller three's name is Cam, then you're never allowed to call and derail this segment again, okay? Okay, I'll take the deal. But what if they aren't a Cam? Then you're never allowed to call and derail this segment again, okay? Okay, I'll take the deal.
Starting point is 00:44:26 But what if they aren't a Cam? Then you're free to keep pestering us for the rest of our career. You're free to do what you want. Okay, go on then. All right, caller. Oh, God. Caller number three. What's your name?
Starting point is 00:44:40 Camden. Camden. We got one, Brett. Okay. Suck it, Brett. Okay. I'll take that and suck on it. I won't ring up and bugger the segment again.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Hey, no, Brett, you're a legend, mate. I appreciate the commitment. No dramas. And thanks, Donna. We appreciate it. It's all good, Zane. It's all good. Oh, jeez
Starting point is 00:45:05 You know when they say It's like a car crash You can't look away That was today's segment The cams are off the table Who is it next week? Only Grands I reckon it's only Grands
Starting point is 00:45:17 Yeah, only Grands Brie and Clint We're back after this Damn it, Brie Brie and Clint If you've been with us Since the start of the show You'll know we've already Taken a trip into your bathroom Today Brie and Clint. If you've been with us since the start of the show, you'll know we've already taken a trip into your bathroom today.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Brie asked if you're a scruncher or a folder when it comes to toilet paper. We did a social experiment based on do you end up with a scruncher if you're a scruncher? Do scrunchers attract scrunchers? Yeah, and do folders attract folders? Turns out. Unanimously. Yes, they do.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Yeah. Yeah. In all of our interactions. Also, everyone who listens to this show is a folder and everyone on this show is a scruncher. Weird, eh? Wasn't that weird? Someone else also on the text machine said that they're definitely,
Starting point is 00:45:56 they reckon there's definitely a correlation between scrunchers and people who don't make their bed. No, I make my bed every day and I'm a scruncher. I don't. Yeah, well. It's a discrepancy in the data. No, I make my bed every day. And I'm a scruncher. I don't. Yeah, well. It's a discrepancy in the data. Anyway, we want to leave your toilet alone and step into the shower briefly. And what are we doing in the shower?
Starting point is 00:46:16 Popping bottles of champagne, baby. No, we are brushing our teeth. Oh, yeah. It's great sound effect work from producer Claudia, by the way. Did you record it yourself? The microphone is on the toothbrush.
Starting point is 00:46:33 That sounds... Oh! Spit, spit. That makes me feel so ill. So, this is Buzzy. I don't brush my teeth in the shower, do you? Nah.
Starting point is 00:46:44 I've always thought it's a good way to operate, though. I see people... Good way to save time. I don't brush my teeth in the shower. Do you? Nah. I've always thought it's a good way to operate though. I see people. Good way to save time. I don't see people do it. Who have you seen do it? I hear of people who do it or I see someone's toothbrush in the shower and I'm like, damn, that person is maximising their time. Well, that's the idea, right?
Starting point is 00:46:59 Yeah. Well, dental professionals have shared three reasons why cleaning your teeth in the shower is not good. Bacteria. Could be my first thought. Yeah, okay, we'll jump straight to the bacteria one. Do you want to do the list? I don't have the list. You want to do the list?
Starting point is 00:47:15 This is what I tell my partner all the time. I'm like, take your toothbrush out of the shower. It's yuck. We'll start with the first one. Is it bacteria? Showers increase the risk of cross-contamination Because it's exposed to more bacteria Who would have thought?
Starting point is 00:47:30 It's flying around in there Yeah They said tubs and showers Are typically the ideal place for bacteria to grow Because they are constantly wet, warm And often shared with other family members Perfect for moles. You then take a stick that you put in your mouth in there.
Starting point is 00:47:49 The bacteria will transfer to the bristles and then into your mouth. Your mouth is literally like a breeding ground for bacteria. I will say, though, it's your bacteria. It's a cesspool. Yeah, it's your bacteria, though. Yeah. Or your partner's. It's like your own farts, you know.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Yeah. Why, eh? I don't know. I think it's so you don't repulse yourself. You can put up with it way more than anyone else's. Why is that? I don't like like pus and stuff.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Yeah. But your own. But my own doesn't freak me out. You can deal with. Yeah. It must be like a psychological thing, like an inbuilt human thing. So you can survive. It's like a scab.
Starting point is 00:48:28 You're not going to get freaked out by your own. Yeah, and I'm not grossed out by my own blood. No, neither. But if there was heaps of it, I'd be a bit, anyway. Icky. Yeah. Or dead. Another reason why you don't brush your teeth in the shower,
Starting point is 00:48:43 heat damages the toothbrush, apparently. How hot are people showering? Exposing a toothbrush to heat and humidity weakens the bristles and makes it ineffective. Don't care. I don't think that's true. Who's got their toothbrush long enough to care about that? The bacteria thing I'm a lot more worried about.
Starting point is 00:49:00 If anything, you're going to need to change your toothbrush more often. Yeah. And the last reason why these real dentists, by the way, said stop brushing your teeth in the shower, they say that the toothpaste can make the floor too slippery. That's such a crappy reason. What does soap do? It's the same thing.
Starting point is 00:49:19 What does shampoo do? What does shower gel do? Yeah, it's that bloody hazard in there. So this is the first time I've ever gone against what dentists say, but. There's one good reason. The bacteria one? I think so. Yeah, but remember we've talked on this show about how if you store your toothbrush too close to the toilet
Starting point is 00:49:39 or if your bathroom is too small, when you flush the toilet from a number twos, particles leap from the toilet onto your toothbrush. Let's be real. Your toothbrush is just destined to have poo on it. Oh, yuck. Well, I mean, that's what everyone's saying. You leave it outside the toilet and then if you put it in the shower, what do you think's flying around in there? I weirdly feel like moving to single-use toothbrushes all of a sudden.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Screw the environment. Screw the environment. I want the poo out of my mouth. Bree and Clint. If you're planning a trip to Brooklyn, New York anytime soon, maybe you could go and visit the Museum of Failure. I feel like this would be up my alley. I'd quite like to see the Museum of Failed
Starting point is 00:50:25 Things. That's exactly what it is. A Museum of Failed Products from big, big companies as well. Is it throughout technology or is it just anything? It's anything. Okay. It's all the products from major companies that didn't work out. It's a celebration of failure.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Get this, because failure is an essential part of success. I like it. It's a good lesson. Great life lesson. Am I a Buddhist? That was some namaste shit right there. You have to fail to know what it feels like to succeed.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Oh, yeah. Keep it coming. Yeah. Yeah. And that's exactly what the inventor of the 3D TV tells himself every night as he takes the glasses off. One of the worst. Puts them on charge.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Worst inventions. Turns off the Avatar DVD and heads to bed. And then puts them back on and realises that the battery only lasts for half the movie of Avatar. Because it's really old now. Because it's real old. So the 3D TV is an exhibit in the Museum of Failure. Is it actually?
Starting point is 00:51:29 It is. We always talk about on this show how much of a failure 3D TVs were. And how gutted you'd be if you spent like six grand at JB Hi-Fi on one back in 2010. People still have them. Yeah, yeah, because if you've committed to it. There'll be dads out there still forcing the family to watch the 3D version of Fast and Furious. It's 3D TV night.
Starting point is 00:51:51 The kids are like, I've got a headache. It hurts so much trying to focus on this. He's like, we pay for this TV. You'll enjoy it. And it's like, Dad, we don't even have enough glasses and Timmy's had to get real glasses from having to watch it without the 3D glasses. Speaking of glasses, at the Museum of Failure there's an exhibition dedicated to Google glasses.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Remember how Google glasses were going to change the world? Yeah. Had that little camera up there beside where the arm of the glasses go. Quite creepy. Yeah, but the idea was that the technology would get better and they would build it into normal glasses. So Ray-Bans could be Google glasses. And on the lens of the glasses, information would get displayed.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Your technics would just come up in front of you. Kind of like Iron Man. Turns out people don't, one, want to have that many notifications, and two, it's pretty creepy being able to film somebody with your glasses. So creepy. That was the main issue. Yeah. People couldn't know when you were filming them or not.
Starting point is 00:52:47 And then there was like things that were brought in where you couldn't wear them into certain areas. Well, you couldn't wear them into a movie. Yeah, true, because they're scared you're going to, yeah, record it. Museum of Failure has an exhibition dedicated to the Segway. The Segway? It's an interesting one, eh? Because it's really big for camera operators at sports matches. I mean, we have seen camera operators come off them, though.
Starting point is 00:53:12 And Boomer tours of like when Boomers go to new cities, they quite often go on a Segway tour. But did you know that the inventor of the Segway died by riding a Segway off a cliff? No. Yeah. Accidentally. Great question, actually. know that the inventor of the segway died by by riding a segway off a cliff yeah accidentally um great question actually because that oh geez that's but that is how the inventor of the segway died because i would argue like technically like because then there's scooters and electric scooters
Starting point is 00:53:37 and stuff are great yeah they're pretty good um pepsi crystal is in the museum of failure that's the clear pepsi that tasted just like pe like Pepsi It's like completely clear, it looks like water Buzzy Yeah, people were like, that's creepy, don't want it There's beef flavoured water for dogs And fish flavoured water for cats Oh yeah, so like beef stock No, clear
Starting point is 00:53:58 Oh, just water It's like the bacon flavoured bubbles for dogs Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's in the Museum of Failure Do you remember the tomato sauce that Heinz put out in the 90s and it was purple? I hated that, it freaked me out And they did a blue tomato sauce as well, that's in there But my favourite thing in the Museum of Failure is the pens that Bic released Pens for women
Starting point is 00:54:21 Oh my god Why were they pens for women? Oh my God. Why were they pens for women? Because they were pink. And they had extra soft hand grips for your little lady hands. Because before that, women had been confined to pencils. They'd never used a pen before. I thought you were going to say that it was a pen that also acted as a tampon dispenser.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Just shot tampons out the end. Pow, pow, pow. Yeah, they'd go in the museum with failure. Anyway, if you're going to Brooklyn, go and check it out. Just in tampons out the end. Pow, pow, pow. Yeah, they go in the museum of failure. Anyway, if you're going to Brooklyn, go and check it out, just in case you're going to Brooklyn. It's time for our classical music game, which Claude is going to get really angry at me. I've forgotten.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Oh, no, I remember what it's called. I couldn't find the button because I couldn't remember the name. What's the name? It's called Let's Get Classic. Let's get classic. I couldn't find the button because I couldn't remember the name. What's the name? It's called Let's Get Classic. Let's get classic. Or let's get classical. Let's get classical. Or name the classics.
Starting point is 00:55:15 It could be whatever you want, but it does say let's get classic. Let's get classic. We'll stick with that. It's easier. Let's get classic. We're Brie and I attempt to guess popular songs in classical music form. Neither of us are big consumers of classical music, but we're trying to get into it. Well, I went to Symphony on the weekend, and it's a full orchestra, and they're doing big pop songs.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Yeah, you've got a point. You know? You've got a point. It's kind of similar. Yeah, okay. And they're amazing. You know? You've got a point. It's kind of similar. Yeah, okay. And they're amazing. Maybe symphony is the gateway to classical music. I think it is.
Starting point is 00:55:50 It's the start. Claudia, when you're ready, let's have a crack at this, shall we? Okay, yeah. So you had some practice over the weekend, so buzz in with your name if you can tell me this song. Oh, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Is that Ellie Goulding in Love Me Like You Do? Yeah, it is. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:21 I'm waiting for you. Love me like you do. Love me like you do. I had no clue. Very blank faces. Yeah. Can you hear it now? Yeah, I can hear it now. Oh, that's a good one. I like that. You can save that. That's on Spotify if you want it. I'll put it on my playlist. Yeah, you do that. Okay, one point to Clint. Here goes another one. Oh! Oh, I can hear it, but what is that? I got nothing. Oh, I'm going to kick myself when you tell me what this is.
Starting point is 00:57:32 It's right at the front of my brain. Is it Drake, you da best? Absolutely not. Good guess. Can you give us a hint who's the artist? Do you want their name? Yeah. It's Ari.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Ariana Grande. Oh, Brie. Oh, no, It's Ari. Ariana Grande. Oh, Brie. Oh, no, it's still a good one, haven't it? Just name one. Ariana. Oh, Clint. Clint, Ariana Grande, thank you, next. Of course.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Love that song. Damn you, brain. Damn, if you can't get an Ariana Grande one. I'm stuffed. Or an Ellie Goulding one, I think you you might be stuffed They're a couple of my favourite artists Yeah They're you on a plate Literally
Starting point is 00:58:09 Okay, you've got one more chance to stop me Okay, alright This next one's a bit of a throwback So this is more of like a Friday song But it's more of a Friday jam Good luck Thank you. Oh, Brie, is it Backstreet Boys? Damn it. You've got it.
Starting point is 00:58:58 What's the name of it? It's not Backstreet's Back. Is it Backstreet Boys? It's Backstreet Boys. It is the Backstreet's back. Is it Backstreet Boys? It's Backstreet Boys. It is the Backstreet Boys. Oh, Clint, Clint. I love you that way. Tell me why.
Starting point is 00:59:14 I want it that way. I want it that way. Oh, come on. I so got that. I did all the work. And then when I said Backstreet Boys, he goes, that's not Backstreet Boys. When Claudia said it was a Friday song,
Starting point is 00:59:35 I thought it was going to be a classical music version of Akon Smack There. I'd love to hear that. I'll find that for next week. Perfect. That's the end of the show. Guys, I've got another TV recommendation. Do you?
Starting point is 00:59:49 Yes. Have you, because I caught up on Ted Lasso, because I hadn't seen last week's episode. I'm too behind. Because there's another one tomorrow. Oh, yeah. But also on Apple TV, have you seen the show with the guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
Starting point is 01:00:06 Jason Segal. Jason Segal, yeah. Or Sam, Jason. Or Segal. Segal. That's her mate. That's him, yeah. It's called Shrinking.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Have you guys seen that advertised? Yes. Is it good? It's good. Is it the one with Harrison Ford? Yes. Right. Same makers as Ted Lasso.
Starting point is 01:00:25 How busy has Harrison Ford been? He's so funny in this show. Right. Same makers as Ted Lasso. How busy has Harrison Ford been? He's so funny in this show. Yeah. I'm watching 1923 and he's the main character in that as well. He's fantastic, eh? Yeah. I don't want to work that hard when I'm that old. Like we're just figuring it out?
Starting point is 01:00:37 Yeah, yeah. Of course Harrison Ford's fantastic. How old, age game, how old do you reckon Harrison Ford is? I reckon he'd be 73. Claude's looking it up. Three. Nah, I reckon older. You reckon older?
Starting point is 01:00:49 Yeah, I reckon he's like closer to 80, so I'll go 76. Okay. Claude, how old's Harrison Ford? He is at the whopping age, 80 years old. No, he's not. He looks 80 in 1923 as well. Well, yeah, well, he looks pretty good for 80 then. Yeah. He looks 80 in 1923 as well. Well, yeah. Well, he looks pretty good for 80 then.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Yeah. He looks horrible for 73. Good for 80. Yeah. That's us. Have a great night, everybody. Listen out for those tracks you need for the 50K cash combo. Tomorrow morning with Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley,
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