ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th April 2023
Episode Date: April 4, 2023We're on a witch hunt Scrunch or fold? Greatest compliment ever?! Only Cams got derailed See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Alright, here it goes. It's time.
Hello everybody and welcome to not a Brian Clint podcast, welcome to a witch hunt.
We are human.
Welcome into an investigation.
My blood is boiling.
Into frivolous waste.
An eldest psychopath.
Neglect of staff. into frivolous waste. An eldest psychopath. I'm going to say this is the Brain Clint podcast,
the true crime edition.
Absolutely.
Can we set the scene, please?
Please set the scene, Ella.
Do we have any...
Or like some creepy music?
All I've got, I know what you're looking for,
but all I've got is this.
It's good. Let's take it.
That'll do. Yep.
A crime has been committed. Set the scene,
girls. What happened was
a cake mysteriously appeared
in the office, the ZM office.
And we turn around. Can I just say also,
where we work,
semi-often
food will show up.
We'll get to try new food that's being released.
We're very lucky.
We're very lucky.
So it's not unusual for food to appear and be shared by everybody.
Yeah, and then it gets shared around the office.
That's what happens.
Yes.
And so I, well, we first, Bree sees it and she's like,
oh, do you think we could get some?
So I go, look, I'll take one for the team and go ask.
Awkwardly, this is beside the point, but I awkwardly figure it out.
Yes, we can have it.
I get some.
Cool?
Little bit.
We can have a little bit.
A slice.
A piece.
A little frib.
Claudia and I shared it.
It was a crumb.
Let's be real.
It was a tiny crumb on the side of this massive cake.
It was vegan as well.
Oh, perfect.
So we all could enjoy.
Yep.
And then for the next hour and a half,
Claudia and I are watching that cake.
No one else is having any.
No one's touching it.
Which is a good thing for us because then we get to have it, right?
Yeah.
So they've obviously all filled up on cake and they're done with the cake,
which is great for us.
There's a good amount left.
So I'm looking at it.
No one's in the office apart from Ross
So I'm like, all good
5pm, everyone's gone home
I'll wait for him to leave
And then it's all ours
Rookie mistake
Do you know what he does?
He throws it in the bin
Perfectly good cake
Throws this cake
You know what the most effed up thing is?
He can see us from where he is.
He could actually.
As he's picking up the cake off the table, the desk in there,
he would be looking in here.
He could see us all in here working our tushes off going,
I probably should give this to them.
They might want it.
No.
No, he goes, oh, there's flies on it.
I'm going to chuck it in the bin.
He sits next to a fridge.
I'm so mad.
Literally next to a fridge.
Put it in the fridge.
We're still eating cake.
Up until yesterday, we were eating cake from a birthday party eight days ago.
Cake is good for a long time.
If you can keep it moist, it's good.
It's a vegetable, so it'd be even fresher.
And everyone knows. Cake is a vegetable.
That one's a carrot cake.
It's carrot cake.
Everyone knows carrot cake is one of the moistest cakes.
Let's call this prick.
The jig is up.
Okay, who wants to interrogate him first?
I can put my hand up.
We can all do it.
Okay.
Should we call him as in, and Clint and I can be a police duo
and we'll put on voices.
Yes, good cop, bad cop.
And ask him to have his statement.
Yeah, I'll be the good cop.
Okay.
And then Ella is the Ross is the defendant, so she's
the
She's the
I'm the mad bitch. I'm mad.
You're the one who's been wronged, which makes
you the prosecutor.
He's scared of us? He knows.
He's scared.
This is not over. He's scared. Ew.
We're not...
This is not over.
I went to the bin.
This is not over.
I picked it out of the bin.
Nearly ate it.
I nearly ate it.
Yeah.
Does he owe us a cake now?
Surely he has to bring one in tomorrow.
That is a great idea, Claudia.
I just want to know who raised this man that you throw an entire cake in the bin.
Such a red flag. Such a red flag.
Such a red flag. I've said a lot of words today
that I regret. If he's just
doing that off a whim, like what
else is happening? What else is he checking out?
What else is he? Is he throwing the Christmas ham away
the day after Christmas?
In front of the family.
Hi, this is Ross.
We can't get him.
He's probably down at the city mission burning $20 notes in front of the people.
Just throwing them into the air.
I'll just try to get him on this.
Ella's really gunning for this.
Practice your police voice.
Should we leave a message on his answering machine?
He won't get it.
He won't ever check it.
Should we just write him a letter?
Should we just do it just for our own fun?
A strongly worded email.
Call him one more time.
Wait, why don't we call him out into the podcast group?
I think we got him.
Oh, no.
Oh, what?
No.
You hit him.
No, that was just his answering machine.
Oh.
Yeah, this will show him we've called him four times.
He's going to have four missed calls.
He's probably bathing his child.
This will show him.
Yeah.
He's probably throwing money literally out the window.
Probably cooking dinner for his family.
Yeah.
Oh, that's quite nice.
Vacuuming his driveway.
Probably eating a brownie in front of his son being like,
You can't have any.
And throwing the rest in the bin because it was too big.
So loud.
I'm sweaty. This is how mad I am.
Oh, I thought he was going to answer then.
I got a bit scared too. Yeah.
What could he be doing?
Well, like I said, he could be bathing his child.
He could be cooking dinner for his family.
On a Tuesday evening.
What else does he have on?
He has an Apple Watch.
Either that or he's avoiding us.
He is.
You know what?
I feel like the venting has helped.
A little bit.
No, I still feel angry.
I'm still going to take a shit on his desk tomorrow night.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
We'll catch you back tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy pilgrims.
Good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
It's Brie and Glenn.
Are we talking about this?
Oh, gutter.
Are we talking about this?
Yeah.
In the cone of silence.
It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions.
Brie just asked me if it's okay to message an ex to ask for a discount code at the place that they work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, we ended on really good terms.
Yeah.
We haven't really stayed in touch, but like a tiny bit,
and it's always been nice and amicable.
Yeah.
I was like, I said, the first question you've got to ask yourself,
and Brie goes, yeah, how long did we date?
And I came at it completely differently.
Mine was, no, how much is the discount that you're going to get?
No, my question was how long since we have spoken.
Yeah, that's important too.
So let's go through the details just quickly.
How long did you date?
Three years.
Decent.
That's a good amount of time.
How long since you spoke?
Looking at three years. Three years?
Yeah. Okay. And
what's the potential discount you're likely
to get? See, I have no idea about
that part, but then I mean the question
is what would be worth it? That's what
I mean. To embarrass yourself.
Because you're putting yourself out there.
You're risking huge embarrassment.
Massive embarrassment. So for me it has to be hundreds and hundreds of dollars that you're going to save.
Yeah, it's not.
It needs to be like a TV and you're going to get it,
like a $3,000 TV and you're going to get it half price.
No, it's more like a 30% discount on a $150 top.
And then Ella was like, don't make it so obvious.
Just message and be like, hey, how have you been?
Long time since we caught up.
And start a conversation before you go, by the way, can I get a discount code?
No way.
No way.
Because you were just messaging her for a discount at the end of the day.
No, look, I was never going to.
I just wanted to put it out there.
I know, I know.
It's such an interesting question.
It is an interesting question.
Because I wouldn't, I mean, it's hard because I put myself in their position and I wouldn't mind
if I got the same message from that particular person,
but other people not so much because that person.
I know, I know.
I'm just trying to make myself feel better.
I've got you covered, okay?
I've got you covered.
New message.
If any of Bree's exes are listening right now,
regardless of where you work,
if you can offer her a discount at your work,
please can you send through a discount code now to 9696.
I'm such a cheap bitch.
I should just pay.
Like, just stop.
You're going to save like $45.
No, what if I get multiple items?
You know?
There's lots of stuff I like from there.
Anyway.
Okay, okay.
Oh, no.
What if this gets back?
Well, yeah.
Then I mean, hey, that could open the door then.
Yeah, what if you get a discount?
Yeah.
Money your way.
Let's talk about that.
We've got $500 up for grabs thanks to Cookie Time at 4 o'clock this afternoon with the
new Cookie Time cookie sandwiches. Yep,
absolutely. We've also got $50
cash up for grabs from KFC
if you want to play tradie versus lady.
No discount codes though.
If the Colonel's got a discount code he wants
to send through, can we get that? Absolutely.
Yeah, well, I can message him.
Oh, we did date for a while.
Sorry. Yeah, well, I can message him. Oh, we did date for a while.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus lady.
Right, here we go.
The tradies taking the league yesterday.
They're on 28 wins for the year.
The ladies just behind them on 27.
Let's meet a lady right now. Together, she is 33.
She's from Auckland, and she works with Bree's partner.
Oh, she must work at Starship.
Welcome to the show, Amy.
G'day, Amy.
I know exactly who this is.
You work at NICU, don't you?
Yes, that's right, yeah.
Aw, amazing.
Thanks for calling through.
NICU, Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.
That is the one.
Little, little, little babies. You guys are the best Unit. That is the one. Little babies. You guys
are the best people in the world, Amy.
You are. You do amazing work. You're taking on
our tradie today. He's calling from
Hamilton and he is a
kickboxer. Welcome to the show, Josh.
G'day, Josh.
How many hours a week
do you train for that?
I do two
hours a session and I do that four I do two hours a session.
I do that four times a week, plus sparring.
Damn.
Wow.
What's the highest you can kick?
Probably about my head height, so maybe like 178.
Oh, yeah.
That was not too high.
Yeah, nice.
All right.
That's decent.
All right, your buzzer is tradie Josh. And Amy, yours too high. Yeah, nice. All right. That's decent. All right, your buzzer is tradie, Josh.
And Amy, yours is lady, first of three correct answers,
gets 50 bucks from KFC.
Good luck.
All right, guys, here we go.
Question number one.
Did daylight savings end or begin over the weekend?
Tradie.
Yes, Josh?
End.
Yeah.
That is correct.
It ended, which means we get less sunlight at the end of the day.
Yeah, which to me sounds like we're saving some daylight,
but no, that's not how it works.
I'm not going to try and understand it anymore.
Nah.
Yeah, I don't get it.
All right, one to the tradies, question number two.
What is the largest planet in our solar system?
Lady.
Yes, Amy?
Jupiter.
Nice work, Amy.
I would never have got that.
Wouldn't you?
Nah.
Don't care about the universe.
You're quite Uranus-focused, eh?
Yeah, I'm very focused on Uranus, which has been...
No, that's Pluto.
Not a planet anymore.
Pluto, not a planet.
Yeah.
See, I knew that.
Question number three.
But she knows a lot about Uranus.
Too much, I think.
It's the gassiest planet.
Did you know that?
No, I didn't know Uranus was gassy.
No.
Yeah.
Well, it depends who you ask.
Question number three.
One apiece.
Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.
Lady.
Yes, Amy.
Oh, my God.
I am in total bliss.
Yeah.
Oh, this happens to me too.
Give me three seconds.
No, it's gone. Josh, do you know it?
Oh, I know it, I know it.
Yes, Amy?
Olivia Rodrigo.
There you go, well done.
Yes, Olivia Rodrigo.
On the money, two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number four.
What was the first Disney movie to be directed by a woman?
Was it Moana, Aladdin or Frozen?
Lady.
Yes, Amy, for the win.
Was it Moana?
No, you'd think it was, but no.
Josh?
It was Frozen.
It is Frozen.
Nice work.
All right, guys, we are all tied up and this is for the win.
Question number five.
Recipes for mashed potatoes date as far back as the 1880s,
the 1770s or the 1900s?
Ladies.
Amy, for the win.
The 18, the 17, 17 something.
1770s.
That's right.
That was a close game, but Amy, you came through in the end.
50 bucks coming your way.
Awesome.
How did it take until 17, 70 to figure out how to mash a potato?
So we get the potatoes.
You literally just squash it.
It's probably when they named it.
Yeah, true. What if they named it. Yeah, true.
What if he named it?
They just said what it is.
Colleen, I want to run a bit of a social experiment
this afternoon on the show.
Yeah.
I've got some really interesting facts, though,
because I know this isn't your favourite topic,
but we don't need to go down that area.
We can stay up here in the highbrow.
Yeah, I'd still pose the question why.
But no, no, let's go for it.
Social experiment.
Okay, all right.
That's why.
The question is.
Can't just put social experiment in front of everything.
I've done that so many times.
And then get away with it.
I've done it so many times.
Man, why are you speeding?
It's a social experiment.
Ma'am, why do you have no pants on at Pack and Save?
Social experiment.
You're free to keep shopping.
You know, it's for the good of society.
And the question that was raised in my household last night by me
was do scrunches end up with scrunches and do
folders end up with
folders?
Because last night
don't know why I thought of it
but I asked my partner, do you
fold or do you scrunch?
Surprised you had to ask. Don't you guys
run a doors open toilet household?
For wheeze, not for number twos. No, we need to keep some things private.. Don't you guys run a doors open toilet household? Not for number twos.
Right.
No, we need to keep some things private.
Well, don't you, if you're a lady,
if you're a scruncher, don't you run the same system
for number ones that you do for number twos?
I think so.
Yeah.
I think I'd be quite interested if there's someone
running a different system for each.
Fold for the front, scrunch for the back.
Yeah. Who is doing that? Do you want to hear a few facts about scrunches and folders?
Absolutely. So turns out, what do you think in the world, do more people scrunch or do more people fold? I have a bias because I think I am normal. You know how you always think you're normal and everyone else is bad? And wait, so what do you do?
Scrunch. You're a scruncher? Me too.
Yeah, so I think more people scrunch.
More people scrunch. That's what I
thought. Turns out
most people in the world
fold.
I call BS
on this. It says with only
15% of people
choosing to scrunch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But it says...
We're at 100% in this room.
Oh, is everyone a scruncher here?
No, I mean right here.
Oh, right here, you and I.
But yeah, we can broaden out the search.
Producers?
Claudia?
Scrunch or fold?
You trying to guess?
No.
She's a scruncher.
Don't tease us with the information about your toilet habits.
Scruncher. You're a scruncher. Ella's a scruncher as well. Yeah, but a a scruncher. Don't tease us with the information about your toilet habits. Scruncher.
You're a scruncher.
Ella's a scruncher as well.
Yeah, but a nicely scruncher.
So it's kind of like on the borderline.
Oh, shut up.
Stop trying to zhuzh up your scrunch.
You're a scruncher, my friend.
Just own it.
All right.
Not a bad thing.
Yeah, but my scrunch is better than your scrunch.
Yeah, so this is also really.
Ella scrunches it into a little toilet paper rose.
Yeah.
And then she does a swan.
An origami bird.
That one's got to watch out for the beak.
Look out.
See, that's where I say that's wrong.
We're 100% scrunch.
Interesting.
Did you know the average consumer uses how many toilet sheets a day,
do you think?
Oh, oh. More? Oh, oh.
More for women, obviously.
Sheets, 20.
57.
57 sheets.
Apparently.
This is just this study that I've found.
How many sheets do you get in a roll?
There's a lot of sheets in a roll.
Is there?
Yeah, so scrunches.
What if you've got the sheets?
Yeah, well, then you'll need more sheets. How many sheets if you've got the sheets? You need a lot of sheets in a roll. Is there? Yeah, so scrunches... What if you've got the sheets? Yeah, well, then you'll need more sheets.
How many sheets have you got the sheets?
You need a lot more sheets.
Apparently scrunches typically use four to seven sheets at a time.
Yeah.
And then folders use two to three.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I would argue...
Not a person, not a person is cleaning up back there
with two sheets folded in half.
That is not working.
That is not.
That's a disaster waiting to happen.
That's not a safe enough barrier.
That's a puncture waiting to happen.
Yeah.
You know?
Nah.
Yeah, nah.
Bad time.
No, no, no.
Do you know if your wife's a scruncher or a folder?
I feel like she'd be a folder.
We don't talk about this stuff.
For some reason.
No, we don't talk about this stuff.
I don't know why.
I feel like she would be, but then we don't know.
My partner, scruncher.
Okay, and you're a scruncher.
And I'm a scruncher.
And this is the test I want to run, the social experiment.
You need to call us if you're in a relationship
and you know what your partner is, a folder or a scruncher,
and we will put this to bed for once and for all.
If you're doing a proper investigation,
you need to state the question you're trying to answer,
and the question is do.
Do you scrunch or fold, and what does your partner do?
Yeah.
Yes.
You said it better before.
Do scrunchers end up with scrunchers?
Do scrunchers end up with scrunchers, and do folders end up with folders?
Bree and Clint. The scrunchies end up with scrunchies. The scrunchies end up with scrunchies and the folders end up with folders.
Bree and Clint.
Is this the final frontier for open lines of communication in a relationship?
Like when you've run out of things to ask your partner about, you go,
okay, let's talk about our toilet habits.
Yeah, totally.
It's a big topic in my relationship.
And I thought before we get into that,
because we've got a lot of people who are willing to help us out on the phone. I thought to myself also, I wonder if what you do is hereditary and it's passed down
from your parents. So please welcome to the show my mum. Hello, mum.
Hi, guys. How are you going?
We're good. Are you calling us from the toilet, mum-a-die?
No, I'm not.
Is it a ones or twos, mum?
Rihanna. Hey, mum, quick question for you. I want ones or twos, Mum? Brianna.
Hey, Mum, quick question for you.
I want to keep you because you're on the tour.
What do you do, Mum?
Do you fold or do you scrunch?
Oh, Brianna, I do not have time to fold, for goodness sake.
She's a scruncher, same as me.
I thought you were going to say,
I do not have time for this stupid question.
You're a scruncher, just like Bri, okay. Could be past this stupid question. You're a scruncher just like Brie.
Could be passed out.
Sorry to go deep into your marriage.
Do you know what Big Steve, Brie's dad does?
What does dad do?
No, I've got no idea but I'd be very
surprised if he's a folder.
Is he?
He's a busy man.
He's got a lot on.
Thank you. That's very insightful.
Don't forget to flush, okay? Alright. Busy man. He's a busy man. He's got a lot on. Yeah. Okay, thank you. That's very insightful. Thanks, Mum.
Appreciate your time.
Don't forget to flush, okay?
All right.
There she is.
She's done.
Oh, get off before you flush.
God, were you wiping as you were talking to us? You're going to get a wet bottom.
That is impressive.
Oh, that scrunching got to me.
I can just picture my mum tonight asking my dad.
They've been married for 40 years.
Yeah. Hey, years. Yeah.
Hey, Steve.
Steve.
Do you fold or do you scrunch?
Jessica's here to participate in your social experiment.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hey.
Thank you so much for calling.
Jess, tell us first, are you a scruncher or a folder?
I'm a folder and my husband is a folder as well.
Oh, there you go.
We're three from three.
But it was not discovered probably until later on.
It was not something that attracted me to him.
Nothing like that.
Well, no, not that you know of.
It could be a subconscious thing.
It's a pheromone, Jess.
Well, either that or something about being a scruncher
exhibits itself in other parts of your persona.
Like different personality traits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe.
I can't understand how the scrunching would work
just because obviously I've not seen that
and I don't do that.
See, I don't understand how a fold works.
Doesn't it unfold?
No, no.
But with a fold.
You anchor it between your forefinger and thumb.
Yeah, it's quite like a claw grip, Jess.
It is, yeah.
Well, yours is like an open palm.
Yeah, and there's not much height on the fold.
Like, it's quite close from, like, toilet paper to...
Anyway, we've got to get through everybody,
but Jess, thank you for your contribution to the study.
Thank you, Jess.
Did you have another question about scrunching?
Oh, we'll come back to it.
Well, that's another day.
There's plenty to talk about.
That'll be on our Ask Me Anything About Toilet Paper episode.
We'll cover it more on the podcast.
Dion, tell us, my friend, what are you?
Scrunch or folder?
I am a folder and so is my fiancée.
I'm telling you I'm onto something here.
No, but see, I have to use the same amount of squares
every time my partner thinks I'm crazy for it.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
So I've got to fold it four times.
Okay.
So there's five squares.
So we've got an even number of folds and a multiple of five for the numbers of squares.
Oh, yeah.
I relate to the multiples of five thing.
Mine's four.
You lost me at multiples.
Everything has to, am I right, Dion?
Everything has to happen in a rhythm of five?
Oh, 100%.
Yeah, mine's fours.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
We're talking about number ones and number twos.
I don't know what a number five is.
Thank you, Dion.
You've been very helpful.
We appreciate it.
Okay, so this is pretty much, we've pretty much got solid results,
but we just need Sally.
If Sally agrees, if Sally is the same,
then this is scientifically proven
that scrunches end up with scrunches
and folders end up with folders.
So Sally, not to put any pressure on you,
but please first, what are you?
Not your partner, you.
I am a folder.
You're a folder.
Okay, and Sally?
My partner's a folder.
There you go.
And also, do we have all listeners that are folders?
Yeah, do we have any scrunches in our audience?
No, maybe it's just you and I.
I think folding's the way to go, guys.
You reckon?
Should we give it a whirl?
Well, we've got a three-minute ad break here.
I'll man the fort.
You go for a fold.
Okay.
And let us know how it goes.
I'll go give it a whirl, Sally.
I'll report back.
Thanks, Sal.
We appreciate your call.
No worries.
Bye.
Social experiment.
Ella also bought us an enormous roll of toilet paper for this.
I'm going to take that home.
Toilet paper's expensive.
Take it to the toilet with you now.
Okay.
Bree and Clint.
Clint, the story I'm about to tell you could change the world forever
because I feel like I received on the weekend
the best compliment that someone has ever received.
Oh, not just you?
Not just me.
You reckon you've received the world's biggest compliment?
It could be.
Okay.
I've never heard of anyone else receiving this particular compliment.
Yeah.
But I could be horribly mistaken
and that's why i need to get your opinion was it delivered to you it was delivered to my face okay
uh there was other people there that witnessed it yeah um so there is eyewitnesses i'm not doubting
you i don't need corroboration well i, if we're going for a world record.
Yeah, okay.
So let me set the scene.
It was my very good friend Annabelle's 30th birthday on the weekend.
Yes.
And she was having a party at her house.
It was a fun theme where you dress up in op shop stuff
and there was a Mr. Whippy there.
It was a great time.
We get there to the party and we're mingling and meeting some
of the different people.
A lot of the people I knew, some people I didn't know.
This particular woman that I received the compliment from,
I'd never met, okay?
Okay.
So I'd never met her before.
Stranger.
Stranger to me.
Look, I'm going to say she'd had a few drinks.
Okay.
And if I said that I'd be lying, it was more than a few.
Doesn't mean she was lying though.
No, I'm not saying that.
It just means she was feeling uninhibited.
A lot of the time people get honest.
Yeah, she was feeling free to speak her mind.
Just trying to set the scene.
She had quite a few drinks. and it was late in the night
and there was me, another friend of ours and someone else
in the conversation.
Okay.
And I think the other person that was there who I knew,
she actually sent a voice message to my friend Annabelle
asking if I remembered what had happened.
Yeah, okay.
So I have that voicemail and she states in it the compliment.
So just so you know that I'm not lying,
here is the voice message with proof of the compliment
I received on Saturday night.
Hey, Annabelle, I don't know if you can forward voice notes,
but if you can, you should forward this to Bree and remind her that she received the best compliment of her life on Saturday night. Hey Annabelle, I don't know if you can forward voice notes, but if you can, you should forward this to Bree
and remind her that she received the best compliment
of her life on Saturday
when Brooke told her she looks like an orgasm.
Not just the physical feeling of an orgasm,
but the mental feeling of an orgasm too.
She's probably already talked about it on the radio,
but anyway.
Nope, she hasn't.
She has now.
Okay, let me get my head around this.
You look like the mental feeling of an orgasm
as well as the...
Physical feeling.
Physical feeling.
Yeah.
Wait, what is the difference between those two things?
So you're an orgasm of the mind and the body.
Exactly.
Okay.
Is that not the greatest compliment someone could ever receive?
Well, as far as compliments go, yeah, it's definitely...
It's pretty good.
It's definitely like near the peak.
It's a climax.
It's definitely like near the peak. It's a climax. It's up there.
Do I agree with her?
Yeah.
It was, there was more to it than that.
It was the outfit that I was wearing.
It was very colourful.
Yeah, you look positively orgasmic.
Yeah, but that's not what she said.
Here's a really good. She said, you and your outfit and all the colours remind me of my orgasms.
Her orgasm.
Because I was going to ask male orgasm or female orgasm.
Hers, she said.
Because the physical representation of those two things is very different.
Quite different.
Quite different.
Yeah.
I think.
I think you want to be a female.
I think you want to be a female one.
Cleaner. Male one's a bit messy
Yeah
There it is
Potentially maybe
The greatest compliment
I've ever received
Unless you just slopped
A Mr Whippy soft serve
On yourself
In which case
You may have looked
Like a male
No I hadn't
No I was
I was quite coherent
Alright
You're listening to Clint and the Orgasm on ZM.
We're talking about shocking online deliveries.
The state at which your purchase has shown up at your house.
Such an exciting moment when the courier shows up with your package, eh?
Yeah, it is.
And then, you know, things happen.
And if it's not how you thought it was going to be inside,
you get disappointed.
A mum in Australia has posted a picture of a hula hoop
that she brought for her kids from Kmart.
And the person at Kmart Australia must have been having a rough day
because they folded the hula hoop in half and put it inside a box.
That hula hoop is ruined.
It's not a hula hoop. It's not a hoop. No. It's a hula hoop in half and put it inside a box. That hula hoop is ruined. It's not a hula hoop.
It's not a hoop.
No.
It's a hula half.
It's got a bend in it now.
It ain't going to do nothing.
So we want to know what happened with your delivery.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi.
Tell us, what did you buy?
And it didn't turn up how you thought.
I bought some AirPodspods off of
Shan for my daughter for her birthday.
Okay. Wait, Shan do
earpods? They do a lot of stuff.
Yeah, they do. Fake earpods.
Yeah. Right, okay.
Yeah, and they arrived and we were
all excited, got them out of the packaging
and we were thinking, oh, this is really
scratched up and dented on the box
and stuff. But we didn't think much of it. really scratched up and dented on the box and stuff.
But we didn't think much of it.
Got them out, and there was actually earwax on the ear pods.
Oh, that is disgusting.
No, no, no.
That is disgusting.
How much, do you remember how much you paid for these ear pods?
Oh, like $14 or something.
Yeah, right, okay. I would say you get what you paid for these ear pods? Oh, like $14 or something. Yeah, right.
Okay.
I would say you get what you pay for, but you didn't pay for the ear wax. You didn't pay for the ear wax.
So, you know.
Remember when producer Ben, RIP, bought those imitation ear pods off that dodgy site?
I do.
And they arrived and they were like four to five times bigger than ear pods are meant to be.
They barely fit in his ear.
They didn't fit in his ear.
It was out the gate, eh?
He's like, look, you barely can tell the difference.
And I was like, I don't know, Ben.
Let's go to Adam.
Adam's here.
Hi, Adam.
Hi, Brian.
How are you today?
Good, thanks, Adam.
Tell us, mate, what was the thing you ordered and it didn't turn up how you thought it was going to?
So back when tube skates were massive, I ordered a, back in the thing you ordered and it didn't turn up how you thought it was going to? So back when
cheapskates were massive, I ordered
back in the early 2000s, I ordered
a skateboard from them.
Just the board, just the board, no trunks,
no there was nothing.
It arrived in a box, I'm like, cool, I open it up
and there I'm sitting there with
five pieces of a skateboard.
How does that even happen?
It was a put it together yourself skateboard. I thought that even happen? It was a put-it-together-yourself skateboard.
Well,
I thought, well, you never know. I know
Tony Hawk was big back then, so your courier
drivers might have thought, kickflip!
Kickflip the box. Yeah.
Did the box look damaged?
Did it get broken in transit, or do you reckon someone put a
broken skateboard in the box and sent it to you?
It wouldn't surprise me.
I mean, the box was all squished in like
it formed a skateboard, so
Right. Weird.
But, I mean,
TubeSkate's refilled that. They gave
me a new board and they're like, do you want us to send you
a new one? I'm like, no, I'll come pick it up.
Good idea,
Adam.
No, no, that's fine.
Please don't post it. Please don't post it. I will come get it. It's very funny. Finally, Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, no, that's fine. Please don't post it. Please don't post it. I will come and get it.
That's very funny. Finally, Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte.
Hi, Charlotte. Hi, how are you guys?
Good, thanks. You got something delivered and it didn't
show up how you would have expected. What was it?
I was on their specific
actually. Okay.
Yeah, I was
super excited for it to come, obviously.
And it arrived
and I was like, this is kind of a small envelope.
Smaller than I was expecting.
And then I opened it up and it was like crumpled inside the envelope.
Oh, no.
Folded into heaps of pieces.
And I was like, oh, God, maybe the person's going through a divorce or something.
Yeah, your marriage made them really angry.
Because it's an A4 size normally, isn't it, Charlotte?
Yeah, I was expecting it to come
like on a flat piece of cardboard
or something, like A4.
I've just thought about something.
So you actually have a certificate, a physical
certificate for your marriage? Yeah.
I don't think I've got one of those. Your wife
would have it somewhere. Do you reckon? Yeah.
She's probably... I'm kind of the documents
guy. Like...
We have to pay an extra, I think it's like $30 or something like that.
Oh yeah, okay.
Maybe we went for the discount wedding.
You know what's weird is now that I think about it,
I should have a piece of paper, a certificate for my degree that I did.
Did you get a degree?
Yeah, I got a double degree.
But I don't know where the piece of paper is. I guess I can't use it.
Yeah, you should definitely have one of those. Are you still qualified if you don't have the paper? Am I still married
if I don't have the paper? Yeah, there goes 30 grand.
Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger.
Bree and Clint. Birthday Banger.
That's right, this is where you call our show. Tell us your birthday and we figure out what was the song
that was top in the charts when you were 16.
Tom's going to go first.
G'day, Tom.
G'day, Tom.
Tommy.
Tom, Tommy boy.
Oh.
There he is, Tom.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Can you hear us?
There we go.
Oh, we've lost him.
My car's just beeping.
Tom?
Yeah, I'm here. Oh, we lost him Oh, we've lost him. My car's just beeping. Tom? Yeah, I'm here.
No, you...
Oh, we lost him.
We can't hear him.
Leave him alone.
I'm sorry, Tom.
Sorry, mate.
I'm sorry, Tom.
Wait, Tom, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Okay, go.
Yeah, go.
Oh, now I can't hear you.
No, just...
You're seven.
Hey, Tom, what's your birthday, mate?
5th of April, 94.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2010.
And on the 5th of April in 2010, this would have been number one.
I'm a rude boy, boy, can you get it out?
I'm a rude boy, boy, is your big enough?
Rihanna.
Rude boy.
Is that a bit of you, Tom?
Are you a rude boy?
He's a naughty boy.
I wouldn't say so, but
surely there's a better one out there.
You're a naughty boy, Tom.
Hey, Tom, happy birthday for tomorrow,
mate. Thank you. Appreciate it.
How old are you turning tomorrow?
29 tomorrow.
Last one of the 20s.
You've got to send it.
Wait there, Tom's made his feelings clear about
Rihanna, rude boy. Let's go to Jennifer, who's going to do a birthday banger.
Hi, Jen.
G'day, Jen.
Hi there.
How are you, Jennifer?
Oh, good.
Just finished work.
Oh, I love it.
We love to hear it.
Jennifer, what's your birthday?
December 25th, 85.
Oh, gutted for you, Jen, on Christmas Day.
You poor bugger.
I've never had school or work.
Oh, well, that's true.
You're a Christmas miracle.
Jen, you're a glass half full kind of gal, and that's why we love you.
All right?
And we're going to do your birthday banger.
You were 16 in 2001.
And on Christmas Day in 2001, Liz had a number one hit.
It's not like you to say sorry.
Of course, we know that different story.
Liz, my mum was Nickelback number one on Christmas Day?
Oh, what a great Christmas.
You like it, Jen?
Oh, no.
I have, in my twilight years, formed a new appreciation for Nickelback.
I've been waiting. For years. I've been waiting for years.
I've been waiting
for you to get on
the bandwagon.
Not this song.
Oh, you don't like this one?
Not this one.
Not this one?
No, no.
Give me Photograph.
Oh, yeah, it's a great one.
Give me
Every Memory
of Looking Out
the Back Door.
I'm into that, but...
Okay.
The baggers.
So we're clear.
Do you like it?
No, I'm probably voting for Rihanna at this point.
You can be honest, Jen.
That's fair.
She's voting for Rihanna.
Let's go to Amber.
Hi, Amber.
G'day, Amber.
Hi.
You finished work as well?
Yeah, I'm on my way to a university seminar.
Oh, that sounds boring.
Yeah, very much so.
Well, let's see if we can brighten your afternoon.
What's your birthday?
27th of Feb 01.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2017, Amber.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Now that's a banger.
That is a solid banger from Lorde.
Green Light, you like it, Amber?
Yeah, I'm pretty happy with that one.
Yeah, me too.
That's such a good song from her.
Okay, now we've got a vote between Nickelback, Rihanna and Lorde.
I'm voting for Green Light.
I do like that Lorde song.
Oh, the producers are giving me the hairy eyeball.
I'm going to vote.
Nickelback, Ella wants Lorde. That's what I'm going to vote. Claudia wants Nickelback.
Ella wants Lorde.
That's what I think they're saying through the glass.
Yeah.
You can't hear their input before you make a decision.
Okay, no, no, I don't want to.
I'm going to go with my gut and go Greenlight.
You're going to go with Lorde, Greenlight.
Ella's gutted.
Is that how you guys would have voted?
What about Nickelback?
What about Nickelback? Oh, they wanted Nickelback.
Yeah, bring Nickelback in it.
You learn something new every day.
How about we ask Jennifer
if she says yes to Nickelback,
we'll play Nickelback.
No deal.
Jennifer sounded so much like you then.
Branklin, here's your birthday banger.
We ordered different drinks at the same bars.
I know about what you did and I want to scream the truth Bree and Clint
I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it
Zed and Bree and Clint
I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it
That's the winner of Birthday Banger
From our Lord and Saviour Lords.
From 2017, that's Greenlight for Amber.
That was a song for me.
I remember the first time I heard it,
I liked it instantly.
Yeah.
The same as the Beyonce song last year.
Cuff It?
No, the other one.
I Break My Soul.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was the one where you went, because the first album from Lorde,
obviously incredible.
Yeah.
And then as soon as you heard that one.
I was like, she back.
Because there's so much pressure on the second album.
So much.
There's so much pressure to prove, weirdly to prove that it wasn't a fluke.
Yes.
And we were just like, oh yeah, she smashed it.
She's back.
Yeah.
You know what else there's a lot of pressure on is when you bring back a segment
for the third time. And I feel like it's a lot of pressure on is when you bring back a segment for the third time
and I feel like it's pretty
much the same kind of situation
as Lorde when she dropped her second album
and
this is something we
like to call
Call Now for Bree and Clint's
Only Cams
Only Cams
You've heard only Dan's, only Sam's, which were both massive fails.
But will only cams have the same fate?
They weren't massive fails, actually.
No.
They were very nearly total successes.
Both of them were pipped at the post.
Optimist, pessimist.
Yeah.
The goal of the segment is to get six people with the same name to call through.
And we got five and we're ruined on the sixth.
We have done, you're right, we should give ourselves more props.
We've done quite well the both times we've done it,
but we've never won the segment before.
And that is the goal.
And here's the deal, right?
It's called Only Cams this week.
We're looking for only people
with the name Cam in their
name. So that's Cameron, Cam,
Camel.
Cameron the woman's
one. Yep.
Cameron the man's one.
Camifer. Camden.
Camden, yes, absolutely.
Camelot. Yep, that's a great name. Did you make the camel toe joke yet Camden, yes, absolutely. Camelot.
Yep, that's a great name.
Did you make the camel toe joke yet?
Yep.
Okay, cool.
Here's the real jeopardy of this though.
At any point, somebody that does not have the name Cam can ruin the whole thing.
That's the power that you have as a listener of the Brian Clint Show.
That is the power you wield in this segment.
If you want to derail the whole thing and you don't have the name Cam,
you are welcome to call as well.
That's the thing.
It all rests on you guys listening, this whole thing.
Can I just say, Jerry, get out of here, okay?
We haven't even started yet.
Don't you try and ruin this segment before it's even started.
I can see your name right there.
Oh, he's hung up.
He's hung up.
And can I say to you, oh, Stephanie's hung up as well.
What about?
Can I say to you, Renata, you haven't even given us a chance to get off the ground before
you corporate and ruin the segment.
Oh, you've gone cop.
Renata, are you there?
Hello?
Wait, who's this?
My name's Zane.
Zane.
It's not even close to cam.
I'm going to hang up on you, Zane, but that doesn't mean you can't.
Ow!
You said I could ruin the segment.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, you also shouldn't have left One Direction.
Ow!
I haven't even said clear.
He liked that one.
So I'm going to hang up on you now.
Goodbye. We haven't started yet. And the phone that one. So I'm going to hang up on you now. Goodbye.
We haven't started yet.
And the phone lines are now officially open for only cams.
We please ask you, just think about it.
Do you want to derail it?
You are welcome to, and we're not going to be upset at you.
We might be a little bit upset at first.
Bree and Clint.
This is touch and go radio.
It really is.
No guarantees here.
Cams of the world, lend me your rears.
It is your moment to shine.
Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Cams.
Call now.
We failed with Only Dan's.
We failed again with Only Sam's.
Will it be the cam community that comes through?
You cannot call.
We have six loaded lines.
We cannot see anybody's name.
We don't know what their names are.
You know what makes me nervous?
Is that Cam Mansell from the night show,
the ZM night show, is sitting in the other room.
We can see him.
And I believe he has not called through.
Even he couldn't be bothered calling.
So that doesn't fill me with confidence.
Let's start with a positive outlook with caller number one.
Hello, caller number one.
Come on, caller number one.
G'day, Bree.
G'day, Clint.
How you going?
We're well, caller one.
We'll be better if you tell us your name is Cam. Yeah, I think this week is going to be our week for us.
My name is Brett.
Got him!
Brett, you a-hole, and I love it.
Brett.
No, Brett.
Our producer, Claudia, is out there.
She is looking shocked. The betrayal!
Did you get through our producers
by saying your name was Cam?
I said, I said, G'day, my name
is Cameron. You liar!
Cam.
Cam, I have to
clap it in. You do it to yourselves, I think.
I have to clap it in. We did it to ourselves, you reckon?
I think so. No, you do that
to us. He called up and said his name
was Cameron. I'm furious.
Yeah, technically, Brett.
No.
Technically, Brett,
you did do it to us.
Blame the producers.
Oh, Brett.
Brett's ruthless, eh?
It's personal now.
Let's see if other than you, Brett, if we would have won.
We can take one, I reckon.
Cam?
Okay, yeah, go on then.
Brett.
Brett, it's Brett.
Get him to pick one.
No, no, it's Cameron, sorry.
Brett, pick a number between two and six.
Okay, I'm going to say four.
I reckon four is a dirty, dirty number.
All right, number four.
Caller number four, are you there?
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Please, what is your name?
My name's Donna, but my last name's Cameron.
It doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
Yeah, we know, Brett.
We know.
Brett.
Damn it, Brett.
Pick one more number, Brett. Okay, one more? Yeah, one more. You got three, five, we know. Brett. Damn it, Brett. Pick one more number, Brett.
Okay, one more?
Yeah, one more.
You got three, five, and six.
One last one.
Okay, we'll go feeling three.
Three.
Okay, Brett, this is the deal.
If caller three's name is Cam,
then you're never allowed to call and derail this segment again, okay?
Okay, I'll take the deal. But what if they aren't a Cam? Then you're never allowed to call and derail this segment again, okay? Okay, I'll take the deal.
But what if they aren't a Cam?
Then you're free to keep pestering us for the rest of our career.
You're free to do what you want.
Okay, go on then.
All right, caller.
Oh, God.
Caller number three.
What's your name?
Camden.
Camden.
We got one, Brett.
Okay.
Suck it, Brett.
Okay.
I'll take that and suck on it.
I won't ring up and bugger the segment again.
Hey, no, Brett, you're a legend, mate.
I appreciate the commitment.
No dramas.
And thanks, Donna.
We appreciate it.
It's all good, Zane.
It's all good.
Oh, jeez
You know when they say
It's like a car crash
You can't look away
That was today's segment
The cams are off the table
Who is it next week?
Only Grands
I reckon it's only Grands
Yeah, only Grands
Brie and Clint
We're back after this
Damn it, Brie
Brie and Clint
If you've been with us
Since the start of the show You'll know we've already Taken a trip into your bathroom Today Brie and Clint. If you've been with us since the start of the show,
you'll know we've already taken a trip into your bathroom today.
Brie asked if you're a scruncher or a folder when it comes to toilet paper.
We did a social experiment based on do you end up with a scruncher
if you're a scruncher?
Do scrunchers attract scrunchers?
Yeah, and do folders attract folders?
Turns out.
Unanimously.
Yes, they do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In all of our interactions.
Also, everyone who listens to this show is a folder
and everyone on this show is a scruncher.
Weird, eh?
Wasn't that weird?
Someone else also on the text machine said that they're definitely,
they reckon there's definitely a correlation between scrunchers
and people who don't make their bed.
No, I make my bed every day and I'm a scruncher.
I don't. Yeah, well. It's a discrepancy in the data. No, I make my bed every day. And I'm a scruncher. I don't.
Yeah, well.
It's a discrepancy in the data.
Anyway, we want to leave your toilet alone and step into the shower briefly.
And what are we doing in the shower?
Popping bottles of champagne, baby.
No, we are brushing our teeth.
Oh, yeah.
It's great sound effect work
from producer Claudia,
by the way.
Did you record it yourself?
The microphone is on the toothbrush.
That sounds...
Oh!
Spit, spit.
That makes me feel so ill.
So, this is Buzzy.
I don't brush my teeth
in the shower, do you?
Nah.
I've always thought it's a good way to operate, though. I see people... Good way to save time. I don't brush my teeth in the shower. Do you? Nah. I've always thought it's a good way to operate though.
I see people.
Good way to save time.
I don't see people do it.
Who have you seen do it?
I hear of people who do it or I see someone's toothbrush in the shower and I'm like, damn,
that person is maximising their time.
Well, that's the idea, right?
Yeah.
Well, dental professionals have shared three reasons why cleaning your teeth in the shower is not good.
Bacteria.
Could be my first thought.
Yeah, okay, we'll jump straight to the bacteria one.
Do you want to do the list?
I don't have the list.
You want to do the list?
This is what I tell my partner all the time.
I'm like, take your toothbrush out of the shower.
It's yuck.
We'll start with the first one.
Is it bacteria?
Showers increase the risk of cross-contamination
Because it's exposed to more bacteria
Who would have thought?
It's flying around in there
Yeah
They said tubs and showers
Are typically the ideal place for bacteria to grow
Because they are constantly wet, warm
And often shared with other family members
Perfect for moles.
You then take a stick that you put in your mouth in there.
The bacteria will transfer to the bristles and then into your mouth.
Your mouth is literally like a breeding ground for bacteria.
I will say, though, it's your bacteria.
It's a cesspool.
Yeah, it's your bacteria, though.
Yeah.
Or your partner's.
It's like your own farts, you know.
Everyone likes their own brand, don't they?
Yeah.
Why, eh?
I don't know.
I think it's so you don't repulse yourself.
You can put up with it way more than anyone else's.
Why is that?
I don't like like pus and stuff.
Yeah.
But your own.
But my own doesn't freak me out.
You can deal with.
Yeah.
It must be like a psychological thing, like an inbuilt human thing.
So you can survive.
It's like a scab.
You're not going to get freaked out by your own.
Yeah, and I'm not grossed out by my own blood.
No, neither.
But if there was heaps of it, I'd be a bit, anyway.
Icky.
Yeah.
Or dead.
Another reason why you don't brush your teeth in the shower,
heat damages the toothbrush, apparently.
How hot are people showering?
Exposing a toothbrush to heat and humidity
weakens the bristles and makes it ineffective.
Don't care.
I don't think that's true.
Who's got their toothbrush long enough to care about that?
The bacteria thing I'm a lot more worried about.
If anything, you're going to need to change your toothbrush more often.
Yeah.
And the last reason why these real dentists, by the way,
said stop brushing your teeth in the shower,
they say that the toothpaste can make the floor too slippery.
That's such a crappy reason.
What does soap do?
It's the same thing.
What does shampoo do?
What does shower gel do?
Yeah, it's that bloody hazard in there.
So this is the first time I've ever gone against what dentists say, but.
There's one good reason.
The bacteria one?
I think so.
Yeah, but remember we've talked on this show about how if you store your toothbrush too close to the toilet
or if your bathroom is too small, when you flush the toilet from a number twos,
particles leap from the toilet onto your toothbrush.
Let's be real.
Your toothbrush is just destined to have poo on it.
Oh, yuck.
Well, I mean, that's what everyone's saying.
You leave it outside the toilet and then if you put it in the shower, what do you think's flying around in there?
I weirdly feel like moving to single-use toothbrushes all of a sudden.
Screw the environment.
Screw the environment.
I want the poo out of my mouth.
Bree and Clint.
If you're planning a trip to Brooklyn, New York anytime soon,
maybe you could go and visit the Museum of Failure.
I feel like this would be up my alley.
I'd quite like to see the Museum of Failed
Things. That's exactly what it is.
A Museum of Failed Products from big,
big companies as well. Is it throughout technology
or is it just anything?
It's anything. Okay.
It's all the products from major
companies that didn't work out.
It's a celebration of failure.
Get this, because failure
is an essential part of success.
I like it.
It's a good lesson.
Great life lesson.
Am I a Buddhist?
That was some namaste shit right there.
You have to fail to know what it feels like to succeed.
Oh, yeah.
Keep it coming.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's exactly what the inventor of the 3D TV tells himself
every night as he takes the glasses off.
One of the worst.
Puts them on charge.
Worst inventions.
Turns off the Avatar DVD and heads to bed.
And then puts them back on and realises that the battery only lasts
for half the movie of Avatar.
Because it's really old now.
Because it's real old.
So the 3D TV is an exhibit in the Museum of Failure.
Is it actually?
It is.
We always talk about on this show how much of a failure 3D TVs were.
And how gutted you'd be if you spent like six grand at JB Hi-Fi on one back in 2010.
People still have them.
Yeah, yeah, because if you've committed to it.
There'll be dads out there still forcing the family
to watch the 3D version of Fast and Furious.
It's 3D TV night.
The kids are like, I've got a headache.
It hurts so much trying to focus on this.
He's like, we pay for this TV.
You'll enjoy it.
And it's like, Dad, we don't even have enough glasses
and Timmy's had to get real glasses from having to watch it without the 3D glasses.
Speaking of glasses, at the Museum of Failure there's an exhibition
dedicated to Google glasses.
Remember how Google glasses were going to change the world?
Yeah.
Had that little camera up there beside where the arm of the glasses go.
Quite creepy.
Yeah, but the idea was that the technology would get better
and they would build it into normal glasses.
So Ray-Bans could be Google glasses.
And on the lens of the glasses, information would get displayed.
Your technics would just come up in front of you.
Kind of like Iron Man.
Turns out people don't, one, want to have that many notifications,
and two, it's pretty creepy being able to film somebody with your glasses.
So creepy.
That was the main issue.
Yeah.
People couldn't know when you were filming them or not.
And then there was like things that were brought in where you couldn't wear them into certain areas.
Well, you couldn't wear them into a movie.
Yeah, true, because they're scared you're going to, yeah, record it.
Museum of Failure has an exhibition dedicated to the Segway.
The Segway?
It's an interesting one, eh?
Because it's really big for camera operators at sports matches.
I mean, we have seen camera operators come off them, though.
And Boomer tours of like when Boomers go to new cities,
they quite often go on a Segway tour.
But did you know that the inventor of the Segway died
by riding a Segway off a cliff?
No.
Yeah.
Accidentally. Great question, actually. know that the inventor of the segway died by by riding a segway off a cliff yeah accidentally um great question actually because that oh geez that's but that is how the inventor of the segway
died because i would argue like technically like because then there's scooters and electric scooters
and stuff are great yeah they're pretty good um pepsi crystal is in the museum of failure that's
the clear pepsi that tasted just like pe like Pepsi It's like completely clear, it looks like water
Buzzy
Yeah, people were like, that's creepy, don't want it
There's beef flavoured water for dogs
And fish flavoured water for cats
Oh yeah, so like beef stock
No, clear
Oh, just water
It's like the bacon flavoured bubbles for dogs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's in the Museum of Failure
Do you remember the tomato sauce that Heinz put out in the 90s and it was purple?
I hated that, it freaked me out
And they did a blue tomato sauce as well, that's in there
But my favourite thing in the Museum of Failure is the pens that Bic released
Pens for women
Oh my god
Why were they pens for women? Oh my God. Why were they pens for women?
Because they were pink.
And they had extra soft hand grips for your little lady hands.
Because before that, women had been confined to pencils.
They'd never used a pen before.
I thought you were going to say that it was a pen
that also acted as a tampon dispenser.
Just shot tampons out the end.
Pow, pow, pow.
Yeah, they'd go in the museum with failure. Anyway, if you're going to Brooklyn, go and check it out. Just in tampons out the end. Pow, pow, pow. Yeah, they go in the museum of failure.
Anyway, if you're going to Brooklyn, go and check it out,
just in case you're going to Brooklyn.
It's time for our classical music game,
which Claude is going to get really angry at me.
I've forgotten.
Oh, no, I remember what it's called.
I couldn't find the button because I couldn't remember the name.
What's the name? It's called Let's Get Classic. Let's get classic. I couldn't find the button because I couldn't remember the name. What's the name?
It's called Let's Get Classic.
Let's get classic.
Or let's get classical.
Let's get classical.
Or name the classics.
It could be whatever you want, but it does say let's get classic.
Let's get classic.
We'll stick with that.
It's easier.
Let's get classic.
We're Brie and I attempt to guess popular songs in classical music form.
Neither of us are big consumers of classical music, but we're trying to get into it.
Well, I went to Symphony on the weekend, and it's a full orchestra, and they're doing big pop songs.
Yeah, you've got a point.
You know?
You've got a point.
It's kind of similar.
Yeah, okay. And they're amazing. You know? You've got a point. It's kind of similar. Yeah, okay.
And they're amazing.
Maybe symphony is the gateway to classical music.
I think it is.
It's the start.
Claudia, when you're ready, let's have a crack at this, shall we?
Okay, yeah.
So you had some practice over the weekend, so buzz in with your name if you can tell
me this song. Oh, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint.
Is that Ellie Goulding in Love Me Like You Do?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, yeah.
I'm waiting for you.
Love me like you do. Love me like you do. I had no clue. Very blank faces. Yeah. Can you hear it now? Yeah, I can hear
it now. Oh, that's a good one. I like that. You can save that. That's on Spotify if you want it.
I'll put it on my playlist.
Yeah, you do that.
Okay, one point to Clint.
Here goes another one. Oh! Oh, I can hear it, but what is that?
I got nothing. Oh, I'm going to kick myself when you tell me what this is.
It's right at the front of my brain.
Is it Drake, you da best?
Absolutely not.
Good guess.
Can you give us a hint who's the artist?
Do you want their name?
Yeah.
It's Ari.
Ariana Grande. Oh, Brie. Oh, no, It's Ari. Ariana Grande.
Oh, Brie.
Oh, no, it's still a good one, haven't it?
Just name one.
Ariana.
Oh, Clint.
Clint, Ariana Grande, thank you, next.
Of course.
Love that song.
Damn you, brain.
Damn, if you can't get an Ariana Grande one.
I'm stuffed.
Or an Ellie Goulding one, I think you you might be stuffed They're a couple of my favourite artists
Yeah
They're you on a plate
Literally
Okay, you've got one more chance to stop me
Okay, alright
This next one's a bit of a throwback
So this is more of like a Friday song
But it's more of a Friday jam
Good luck Thank you. Oh, Brie, is it Backstreet Boys?
Damn it.
You've got it.
What's the name of it?
It's not Backstreet's Back.
Is it Backstreet Boys?
It's Backstreet Boys. It is the Backstreet's back. Is it Backstreet Boys? It's Backstreet Boys.
It is the Backstreet Boys.
Oh, Clint, Clint.
I love you that way.
Tell me why.
I want it that way.
I want it that way.
Oh, come on.
I so got that.
I did all the work.
And then when I said Backstreet Boys, he goes,
that's not Backstreet Boys.
When Claudia said it was a Friday song,
I thought it was going to be a classical music version
of Akon Smack There.
I'd love to hear that.
I'll find that for next week.
Perfect.
That's the end of the show.
Guys, I've got another TV recommendation.
Do you?
Yes.
Have you, because I caught up on Ted Lasso,
because I hadn't seen last week's episode.
I'm too behind.
Because there's another one tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
But also on Apple TV,
have you seen the show with the guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
Jason Segal.
Jason Segal, yeah.
Or Sam, Jason.
Or Segal.
Segal.
That's her mate.
That's him, yeah.
It's called Shrinking.
Have you guys seen that advertised?
Yes.
Is it good?
It's good.
Is it the one with Harrison Ford?
Yes.
Right.
Same makers as Ted Lasso.
How busy has Harrison Ford been? He's so funny in this show. Right. Same makers as Ted Lasso. How busy has Harrison Ford been?
He's so funny in this show.
Yeah.
I'm watching 1923 and he's the main character in that as well.
He's fantastic, eh?
Yeah.
I don't want to work that hard when I'm that old.
Like we're just figuring it out?
Yeah, yeah.
Of course Harrison Ford's fantastic.
How old, age game, how old do you reckon Harrison Ford is?
I reckon he'd be 73.
Claude's looking it up.
Three.
Nah, I reckon older.
You reckon older?
Yeah, I reckon he's like closer to 80, so I'll go 76.
Okay.
Claude, how old's Harrison Ford?
He is at the whopping age, 80 years old.
No, he's not.
He looks 80 in 1923 as well.
Well, yeah, well, he looks pretty good for 80 then. Yeah. He looks 80 in 1923 as well. Well, yeah.
Well, he looks pretty good for 80 then.
Yeah.
He looks horrible for 73.
Good for 80.
Yeah.
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