ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th April 2024

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. Grab KFC's Colonel Fix for only $9.99. ZM's Bree and Clint. I'm feeling good. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint show. On Thursday, a day where everybody's bullying me about my t-shirt. We're not bullying you, we're just giving you feedback. You said my t-shirt. We're not bullying you.

We're just giving you feedback. You said my t-shirt looks like a dirty nappy. Honestly, I reckon your t-shirt is giving Sam Pitt. It's tie-dye. You can't argue with it. It's tie-dye. You can't argue with it. It's giving Sam Pitt.

Well, it's not tie-dye. I don't know what it is, but. I think it's poo. It's my cool new band tee. It's giving sandpit. It's not tie-dye. I don't know what it is. I think it's poo. It's my cool new band tee. It's giving like butter. Yeah, I'll give you that. Or like a stained tee. Claudia said you wouldn't be able to tell

if I'd spilt coffee on my t-shirt or not. And now I'm not sure if I've spilt coffee on my t-shirt or not. That's what I was looking at. Producers, I've got it. I've got what it is. It's giving 12 day old fake tan. Petsy. I've got it.

That's what it is. Well, I like my new T-shirt, so suck on that. We like it too. No, you do not. You very clearly do not. Is there another colour to get at it? If you want to see what we're talking about, head to the Bree and Clint Instagram story

and you have your say on what Clint's new shirt is giving. Who designed that and went, this is a good idea? I bought this t-shirt. I spent good money on this t-shirt. How much did you spend on it? $65.

I bought it at the Incubus concert on Tuesday and I like it. I'm going to get my bloody money's worth. Anyway, here we go. Let's get into the show. We're going to try and give away 50 grand at 4 o'clock. You know that. You're going to give it a go.

The activator's going to go off at 5 to 4, but first you're going to try and win Tradiverse Lady. $50 up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want to play with us, give us a call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Claudia said I look like a wholemeal tortilla. It's giving Br a call now. 0800 DIAL ZM. Claudia said I look like a wholemeal tortilla. It's giving Brumby horse. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. We are deep into the front end of this year, and the game of Tradie versus Lady, the scores, it could be anyone's. The tradies are on 28 wins for the year. The ladies not far behind on 25. Feel like they might have been updated. I think yesterday we were only one point apart. Now we're...

No, the tradies won yesterday. Yeah, but we're three apart. So... It was two. Was it two? I think so. Was it two? Yeah, it was 27-25, I think. I'm pretty sure. These are the up-to-date scores, though. You have two. Was it two? I think so. Was it two? Yeah, it was 27, 25, I think.

I'm pretty sure. These are the up-to-date scores, though. You have our word for it. 28 tradies, 25 ladies. Our lady is calling from Christchurch. She's 40-ish, and she listens with her kids every day. Welcome to the show, Natalie. Hi, Natalie.

Hi. Are your kids there with you? Yep, one's here at the moment. Oh, what's that one's name? George. George. G'day, George. Okay, George.

Hi. Mum's taking on our tradie today from Pumiston North. He is 34 and he loves fishing on the weekends. Welcome to the show. It's Rob. G'day, Rob. Hi. What's your biggest fish you've caught?

Oh, a fairly big snapper at 18 pounds. Whoa. Hi. What's your biggest fish you've caught? Oh, a fairly big snapper at 18 pounds. Whoa, yeah, that's a decent-sized snapper. Is it? Yeah. Take your word for it. I don't know how pounds work, so. Pounds?

Is it like, it's half kilos-ish. Is it? Damn, that's a big snapper. Okay, Rob, your buzzer is tradie. Natalie, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

The Diner Luke's features heavily in which TV show? Was it The O.C., Gilmore Girls, or Sex and the City? Lady. Yes, Natalie. Gilmore Girls. It was Gilmore Girls. One of the main characters ran the shop, obviously. His name was Jerry.

Oh. No, it was Luke. Question number two, one to the ladies. What do these bands have in common, 660, LAB and Drax Project? Ladies. Yes. Natalie. New Zealand bands. New Zealand bands. New Zealand Benz.

New Zealand Benz. Nice. She's on fire. Two to the ladies. You need this one, Rob, to stay in it. Question number three. Finish these lyrics. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a what?

Tradie. Yes, Rob. Pail of water. Pail of water is correct. Of course, a pail of water. You're on the board. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. You need me. You need me. Come on, guys. No, nothing. No. That was Rihanna. Such a banger from Rihanna, eh?

No. No points there for anyone. Question number five. The artist SZA is coming to New Zealand in a couple of weeks to perform. How do you spell SZA? Treadies. Yes, Rob? S-C-I-Z-A.

Not this SZA, unfortunately. Natalie, do? S-C-I-S-S. Not this scissor, unfortunately. Natalie, do you want to have a stab? No. S-Z-A is what we were looking for. It's a tough one. It is a tough one out there. All right, still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number six.

Name the four main ingredients in a blat sandwich. Tredy. Yes, Rob. Bacon, lettuce and tomato. Oh, you're so close. Natalie. A blat. Bacon, lettuce, avocado, tomato.

She's got it. Oh, no. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Oh, no. She's a lady. Oh, no. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. It's a little bit fancier than a BLT is the old blat. It's the blat. They put some Evo in it. Sorry, Rob, not your day.

Natalie, you've got $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Awesome. Thanks. Thank you, guys. Thank you, George. Thanks for listening, guys. Bree and Clint. Do you remember that time that I held up an entire international flight

coming back to Auckland? No. Remember, I checked in for my flight and, you know, after you check in, you go to the bag drop at Air New Zealand and then you drop your bag off. And I forgot to do that and I... Oh, yes, I do remember. I forgot to check my bag. Yes, yeah, yeah. I forgot to put it in I... Oh, yes, I do remember. I forgot to check my bag. Yes, yeah, yeah.

Forgot to put it in and then I've walked down to security because I went and got something to eat at the cafe before going through security. Yeah. And then went down to security and looked at my bag and then realised... Yeah, you walked to the gate with your main suitcase, not your carry-on, your big suitcase.

What an idiot. What an idiot. And then I had to go all the way back up. And it was a real issue too because you couldn't just leave the suitcase. You can't leave the suitcase. What an idiot. What an idiot. And then I had to go all the way back up. And it was a real issue too because you couldn't just leave the suitcase. You can't leave the suitcase. You're like, I'll put it on the next flight. Can't do that. No, you can't do that.

Can't do that. And they were like, are you joking me? And so then they had to check my bag in because I checked in for the flight and the flight was like 45 minutes late. They had to reopen the cargo hold. Yeah. What an idiot. What an idiot. What an idiot.

Well, I don't feel as bad because the next story I'm about to tell you, a pilot has held up a flight, made a flight about an hour late after apparently a passenger shared a story where the flight got delayed and everyone was like, what's going on? And someone came over the PA and said, one of our pilots has forgotten his passport and he's just going to race home and get it. Can you imagine?

Yeah, yeah. The pilot. Wouldn't be a flight in Auckland because there is no racing home to get anything in Auckland. No. It's 45 minutes each way no matter where you are. So that wouldn't work. No.

This was over in the States. I know they need it, but it's still weird to me that the pilot needs a passport. Like, just let him through. He's the pilot. I know, but you're going into a different country. I know. You know? Can't he just hang out at, does he

need to go into the country? Can he just hang out in the pilot's area at the airport? Well, I guess he could have. Can he stay on the plane? He could have. You know when you go to the shops with your mum and you don't get out of the car? Could he just stay in the plane? And then your mum goes, oh, you can just wait here. I'll only be five minutes. Two hours later

and she still hasn't come back. Anyway, big mistake from him. Delayed the flight by an hour. The fun thing about that, about being a kid in the 90s, is when your mum did that to you, she didn't have a cell phone and neither did you.

It was honestly... So you just had to sit there. You just had to sit there until she came back. My favourite was when she would do that. She'd be going into the supermarket and she wouldn't leave the air conditioning on in the car.

No, no, no. Because we didn't have air con in our car in the 90s and it would have been steaming hot. God forbid she sees somebody that she knows. Imagine if she bumped into a friend and then they get chatting. Exactly. And I'm from a small country town. My mum knew everyone. No wonder it took so long.

I thought we could ask people, what was the vital, the super important thing you forgot? Like it might have been going on a trip or maybe you were going to an event or I don't know, but there was something that you forgot that you could not do without. You might be the partner in the birthing situation and it was your job to remember the bag. Yep. The bag with the undies and the spare clothes.

And you forgot it. And the snacks and the phone charges and everything like that. Don't worry about giving birth to the child. You just had to worry about the bag and you forgot the bag. I'd be so livid. You would be livid. I've forgotten my passport before I've driven to the airport without my passport. Have you? Yeah, it was still under the bed

at the resort in Fiji. Is that where you hide your passport? Under the bed? I did that. I didn't have a safe, so. Yeah, well, I mean, not a bad spot. Oh, $800 at M or text us on 9696. What was the key thing that you forgot on a trip, on a big occasion?

Maybe it was at the wedding. You were the ring bearer and you forgot your undies. I mean your ring. Your rings. You forgot the rings. Let us know. Bree and Clint. Delayed the plane by an hour.

Could have been worse. They could have forgot the keys to the plane. You know? I don't know if there is keys to commercial airlines. Is there? Is there not? I don't know. What's stopping people from just taking them then? It's a great question there not? I don't know. What's stopping people from just taking them then?

It's a great question. Right? I don't know. There must be. Just if aviation security are listening, please don't flag me for saying that. I'm not theorising. I'm just wondering.

Why are you winking? You're freaking me out. I want to be able to fly again. I can't pretend I didn't say that. Laura, what was the really important thing that you forgot? Horse passports to an international event. Did you say horse passports? Yeah, in the UK.

It's not the same over here, but in the UK, all horses need passports any time they're travelling. Horses have passports? Yeah, they do. Do they pose for a passport photo? Yeah, pretty much. Can you imagine? There's not like a digital photo,

but like there's a full body drawing of them that marks out every marking on them and every... A drawing? That's even weirder. Really? That's even weirder than a photo. I just pictured a horse going into, you know, into the council asking for a photo done.

Or the chemist. Or the chemist being like, can I get a passport photo done? They get it done, they're like, God, I look a little bit long in the face, don't I? That's so funny. So you forgot the horse passport, so you've turned up to this event and obviously they wouldn't let you in. Yeah, yeah. The horses had to go in quarantine and we turned up at like 9pm at night. Oh no. We were like three and a half hours away from home. We had to unload them into there

and then I had to drive home. If a horse travels from New Zealand to Australia, does it use the smart gate or does it have to go through the manual one? You know, these are all things to wonder with horse passports. What a pain in the ass, Laura. What a pain in the bum. Pain in the butt. Someone texted through and they said, we went away for the weekend and I forgot both kids' bags

for the trip at the front door. But you remembered your own bags. It's a nightmare. And your toddler's not going to fit into your pair of togs, are they? Can you imagine? So I'm still laughing at how much Laura wasn't into our horse passport jokes. Yeah, not a fan. She's still traumatised by her horses being stuck at customs.

Amanda's here. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks. What was the thing that you forgot? So I'm an ambulatory wheelchair user, so I can walk, but I use a wheelchair as well.

And going to Europe last year in November, we forgot my wheelchair wheels. What? Amanda, that's just a chair. Yeah. That's kind of a vital piece of equipment, Amanda. So did you do some walking to get to the car and then to the airport, and they put the chair in the back of the car but not the wheels?

Yeah. We had to turn around and go home and grab it. I bet you did. Luckily, you were very early, but yeah. Oh, gosh. Amanda, I love you. Listen to you. You can see the funny side.

Be like, I forgot to put the bloody wheels in. I feel like you would have been also, you would have been, you sound quite easygoing. You'd have been like, oh, look, I'll manage. And the person who forgot was like, no, I'm going to give you the goddamn wheels, okay? I'm really sorry. Key component, we're going to get you some wheels.

It's not really something you can just kind of walk into any shop and get, is it? I imagine, Amanda. No, not really. They're pretty custom, so yeah. Pretty custom, I'd say so. Yeah. You can't call into Relay at the airport and go, have you got a couple of wheelchair wheels? So I left mine at home.

Love that, Amanda. Thank you. Thanks for the call, mate. Cool, thanks. Someone texted and said, I left our car keys in the drawer of the hotel. Our car was in Auckland and we were in Wellington. Luckily realised at Wellington Airport,

had to get the hotel to put our car key in an Uber and we made our flight just in time. Remember when our friend Big Gay Al went to the airport? That's right. After a bender, big night. Huge night. He got home at like 5 a.m., had to be at the airport at like 7 a.m. And forgot his bag.

Yeah, and then he calls me up and he goes, can you put my bag into an Uber? And then the Uber driver was like, it's pretty sus me driving an unmanned suitcase to an airport. Exactly. He didn't want to do it. Someone texted her and said, I once went to Napier, which is five hours away, and I thought I'd put my bag in the car, and it wasn't there when we got there.

So I realised after it was too late, I had to go to Kmart to get clothes and stuff for a five-day trip. Can you imagine? I was leaving to Australia to do a photo shoot and I forgot my camera gear. I had to call mum and get it overnighted and even then it still took a couple of days. What a rigmarole. Someone else said, not a major, but a few years ago we flew to Queenstown for a wedding. I had to pack my lazy boyfriend's bag and accidentally forgot to pack both of his nice shoes.

He only had sneakers he was wearing and one nice shoe. That'll teach him for not packing his own bag. That's on him. Absolutely. She then said, he's an ex, but nothing brings me more joy than remembering this story. Can you imagine? Just one shoe holiday. I wonder if he lost it at her.

Like if he was like, where's the other shoe? And I would have been like, pack your own bag, you're an adult. It's time for a Bree and Clint taste test. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. I saw this on a friend's

Instagram story yesterday and I think I might have finally found an excellent taste test for us. Okay, what is it? What's the latest trend people are trying? I'm laying out two glasses for us at the moment

and a bottle of chocolate primo. Delish. Okay, standard. Doesn't have to be primo for this. It can be a bit of chalky milk. It can be any chocolate milk. It could be Lewis Road. Oh, is this the chalky milk and pie combo?

No, what's that? Just a choccy milk and a pie. Oh, no, that's a good one. Yeah. So we get some chocolate milk, standard chocolate milk. We pour it into a glass. You can do this very easily. The only thing you won't have at home is chocolate milk and you might already have this. It's so unfair that chocolate milk is

such frowned upon to drink as an adult. Is it? Yeah, you know, it's not as socially acceptable. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Now, into this chocolate milk, I'm going to crack some salt. Oh, okay. Sweet and salty.

Sweet and salty. I'm seeing the vibe you're putting down. Yeah, put it in there. Kind of like a salted caramel kind of vibe. Yeah. I'm going to put salt in our chocolate milk. Is this, like you saw it on one of your friends' Instagrams, but have they seen it somewhere?

Have they just, is this just... Yeah, they've seen it somewhere. Okay. So it's not just something they do in their life. Yeah. Very simple. I'm just adding some... Just adding some salt to the chocolate milk.

And, um... Okay. I think... I think, or it might have gone a bit heavy on the salt, but let's find out. Okay? Oh, no. Cheers.

Cheers. Let's give it a whirl but let's find out. Okay. Oh, no. Cheers. Cheers. Let's give it a whirl. Let's see how it goes. Oh, no, me no like that. Oh, that's disgusting. Oh. Oh, what does that taste like? That's not good.

Oh, I thought that was going to be so good. That's not good at all. Oh. You didn't put that much salt in. Oh, that tastes like ass. That is at all. Oh! You didn't put that much salt in. Oh, that tastes like arse. That is so bad. Oh. Let's dilute it with a bit more.

Maybe it's too much. Why does it kind of taste like really cheap vodka? Yeah. Let's dilute it a bit with a bit more chocolate milk. See if that's the key to this. Maybe you need to get that. I honestly had such high hopes for this. I thought it was going to be nice too. Okay, let's the key to this. Maybe you need to get that. I honestly had such high hopes for this. I thought it was going to be nice too.

Okay, let's give it a whirl. Nah, just so someone ruined my chocolate milk. It's still bad. It's bad. I don't like that at all. Yuck, it feels like I licked the bottom of the sea. It's a milky sea. It's a milky sea. It's a milky sea.

Oh, yuck. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Milky, salty, not good. I wasted company money on this too. Yeah, those salt shakers

aren't cheap. I put that on the company credit cards. Choke on the salt shaker. Can't even finish the goddamn chocolate milk. It's disgusting. Don't do it.

Taste test failed. No. Time to go to Los Angeles for the latest. From iHeart Radio, this is the latest It's disgusting. Don't do it. Taste test failed. No. Bree and Clint. Time to go to Los Angeles for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dima Cathy. It's been a wild week in the world of Ribble Wilson, Dean. Yesterday we talked about her losing her V-plates at age 35, and now this fresh scandal regarding that book. Oh, my goodness.

You know, we talked about this book. Everyone's talking about the book. It's called Rebel Rising. And you might remember right before the book came out, Sacha Baron Cohen threatened legal action after some of the allegations she made in the book. And she was like, no, I won't be silenced. I won't be silenced.

Well, she's been silenced. He sent her a big fat legal letter and all of the books from New Zealand and Australia have been pulled from purchase. You cannot buy the book. Even Amazon says currently sold out and we do not know if or when the book will be available. Now, I actually just assume it's Sacha Baron Cohen's legal threat. They haven't actually released why,

but I mean, that's probably why. But there you go. So why would Sacha Baron Cohen try and not want this book out there? Apparently, Rebel said that in the book he kind of harassed her in a movie they did and did some lewd things and asked to do some lewd things on camera and in the scene. And she was like, no, that's not okay. And they both had the same American agent, actually. And at the time, she was like no that's that's not okay and they both had the same american agent actually and at the time she was like i'm gonna call our agent our mutual agent

in america this is not okay she's put that in the book and now the book is off the shelf the herald here in new zealand is reporting that whitcalls and paper plus are not stocking it they haven't elaborated on why you're right dean that's kind of being speculated i want to know why is it possibly because she has revealed every single thing that is in the book before the books come out and Whitcalls and Paper Plus are like, well, we already know what's in it.

No one's going to buy it now. We've read it. Yeah, we've heard about it. And it's great publicity, though, because now you can't get the book. So it makes people want it even more. You want to get the book. It's now like this illegal book.

Do you reckon this is the plan? Is this the PR plan? Could be. She held the book and then in two days it'll be back on the show? I don't know, Dean, but whoever's doing the PR for this book is killing it. Like absolutely smashing it. The whole world is

talking about this book right now. Yesterday we talked about her losing her V-plates at 35. Today it's been revealed who it was to. It was to a comedian called Mickey Gooch Jr. That's not his name. It is. Mickey Gooch. Mickey Gooch Jr. That was Rebels first at age

35. That's the latest Live Out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy who also lost his V-plates to Mickey Gooch Jr. Or was it Mickey Gooch Sr.? I think that was Mickey Perennium, wasn't it, Dean? Brian Clint.

A woman is fuming. She's unimpressed by her parents' lavish spending of recent times. And says that, you're spending all of my inheritance. So it turns out she said initially she embraced her parents catching the travel bug, believing they deserved a few luxurious vacations.

But since then, they've started taking more exotic holidays to Thailand, Ibiza, Japan and she says it continues to drain what she saw as her future inheritance. This was a movement a few years ago that they were encouraging people who were in their retirement

to get out there and spend it. They were like, stuff your kids they can earn their own money. I mean, neglecting the fact that that generation bought all of the houses and the amount of money that we need to earn is disproportionately more. But, you know, forget about that for a second. Go on the cruise. Yeah, go on the trips.

I think it was called. Spend up big. I think it was called Skin or something. It was like spend the kids kids Inheritance now S-K-I-N Maybe Maybe that was it I'm trying to remember

An acronym Yeah Spend the kids Inheritance now Which Okay Where do you sit on this? Are you on

The daughter's side Or are you on The parent's side? I'm on the parent's side You're on the parent's side? Because you can't parents' side. You're on the parents' side? Because you can't look at your parents as a savings scheme. No, of course you could. You can't be hedging your bets on your parents' death.

That is such a morbid way to look at your finances. But do you feel, I'm just trying to play devil's advocate Do you feel that as parents Of children You kind of Have a responsibility To Leave them something Absolutely not

As a man with children I'm giving them absolutely everything I've got right now You're telling me I've got to save some For when I'm dead as well? But if you saw your, let's say you saw your kids struggling, because a lot of us now in our generation, you're right, we can't buy a first house. We're never going to be able to buy a first house.

Like, times are tough. It's grim out there. Yeah. Like, are you saying to me, like, you wouldn't feel any sort of responsibility a little bit to be like no no be serious you would you would well there'll be the house like when you die there'll

be your parents house unless they've done one of those reverse mortgage things imagine you find that out after your parents die can you imagine and you're like oh we miss them so much um but at least we got the house we got the house and then the bank is like hey we heard Janice is dead. This is our house now.

Bitch. We're taking it. We're taking everything. That's the thing. You can remortgage your house back to the bank once you own it. I think it's a bit rich being like, you can't go on any overseas trips because I want the money when you die. Like, come on.

Your parents have worked hard. Well, I don't know your parents. They might be bloody. Maybe they won the lotto. They might be bludgers. We don't know. But presumably your parents have worked hard all their life. And then they get this little window, this little window at the end where they get to go and do the fun things.

You can't begrudge them that. But there would be a line. Like, going on some holidays? Yeah, fill your boots. If they start buying stupid things. Ferraris. Or those massage chairs that you see at the mall. They're not stupid. Enormous pod ones that recline back, like you're in Cocoon or something.

Then I'd be like, mum. This is too far. Mum. Mum. Love you. That could have put my child through school But now you've got this dumb massage pot Instead That you bought at the mall Come on now mum

Not even from a shop at the mall From one of those Bits in the middle of the walkway You've been scammed mum Not a single good product Comes from the bit in the middle of the walkway At the mall Yeah no one's selling anything good in there

Are they? Just that and the face creams From the Dead Sea Company Oh I bought You know I got I got scammed into buying the Dead Sea face cream? Of course you did. And it gave me a vicious rash. And I went back and I said, I want my money back. And the guy's like, why?

And I said, look at my face. It's given me a vicious rash. If he had it his way, my dad would blow all of the inheritance, if there is any, on motorbikes. He would spend it all on motorbikes. But your mum wouldn't let that happen, though. The only thing preventing that from happening is that my mum won't let him ride any motorbikes.

So he can't. I've got a little handbrake there. I'd be meaner to talk to my dad because he seems to be buying a lot of different cars of late. He bought that bloody Datsun and then he's bought the same car Paul Walker has in the first Fast and the Furious movie. I went home and my dad goes, hey, come and look at my Nissan Godzilla out the back here. I bought it off a drug deal. I got

a great price on it. Who's your dad trying to impress? Vin Diesel? Just in hope that Vin Diesel comes over one day. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented,

athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line That she can do Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? Our movie guessing game where today if you can beat Bree You'll score $100 cash money And it's your turn to take her on

Brett, hi Hi Brett Hi there What is the greatest movie of all time, according to Britt? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Good answer. Let's lift. Oh, okay, sorry.

Brie, what's the greatest movie of all time, according to Brie? Grease 2. Grease 2? No, Britt, it's a fantastic film. You've got Michelle Pfeiffer in there. So nice they made it twice. Exactly. It's a fantastic film. You've got Michelle Pfeiffer in there. So nice they made it twice. Exactly. It's a fantastic film.

Don't knock it till you watch it. Wait, it's Grease Lightning 2. It's my favourite song. I haven't actually watched it, but I've just heard that it's terrible. But maybe I'll give it a go. No one has watched it, Brett. I'm definitely not being sarcastic, and you should definitely watch it, Brett. It's such a great film.

Brett, how this game works is I start reading movie plot lines. If you know what that movie is, you yell out, Brit, and tell me what it is. If you get two movies correct before Brie does, you'll get $100 cash. Okay? Yep. Today, our theme is movies with lines that were so good, they have gone down in history as some of the best ever. These are some movies with the greatest

quotes of all time. Okay. Alright. Most quotable lines. Alright, good luck, Brett. Thanks. Movie number one. A gentle farmer

wins a baby animal at a country fair. Brie. Babe. That'll do, pig. That'll do. That's the movie and that's the line. One of the greatest movies ever.

1995. Is it really? Babe, Pig in the City. You know what else is a great film? Babe 2. Oh, that's Babe, Pig in the City. Yeah, Pig in the City. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. You're one down, but you're not out, Britt. Okay? Yep. Come on, Britt. You got it. Have you seen Babe?

Yes, I have. Yeah. Magda Zabansky? Yes. She's in Babe, eh? She is. Okay. Movie number two.

Our slow-witted hero never thought of himself as disadvantaged, and thanks to his supportive mother, he leads anything but a restricted life. Whether dominating on the gridiron field as a college football star. Waterboy. Waterboy. What would the quote be from Waterboy? Water sucks. It really the quote be from Waterboy? Water sucks. It really, really sucks.

No. Britt, would you like a free guess? No, I don't know. Sorry. You guys are going to kick yourself. I know it. I'm going to continue with the plot line. You're both back in.

Britt, you can buzz in again if you want. Whether it's dominating. Britt. It is Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump's correct. Run, Forrest. Run. Yes, but that's not the line.

I love you, Jenny. No, that's not what you both said. No, that's not the line either. What do you think it is, Britt? I thought it was Jenny. Jenny, I love you. Hold on. Again, you're going to kick yourself.

Oh, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Correct. Fantastic film. 2-0, game to Bree. Britt, you're going home with a consolation prize of 50 KFC chicken dollars. Okay, thank you. Nice work, Britt.

You're very welcome. That's enough to get you five of the Colonel's fix. They're only $9.99 at KFC right now. Delish. The destination wedding. Get rid of it, I say. Like, if you're asking people to come to Ibiza

and it's going to cost them $8,000. Oh, but at least Ibiza's fun. Yeah, I mean, that's true. Like, what if you're asking someone to spend, I don't know, five grand to go to, it's not good. I'm trying not to offend anybody, Australia. You didn't want to offend anyone and then you offended the person sitting next to you.

Thanks a lot. You know what I mean. Australia's not that bad. Anyway, we're talking about how much you've spent going to someone else's destination wedding. Hi Beverly. Hi Beverly. Hello. Where was it? Where was the destination wedding? It was over in the Philippines. So the bridal entourage itself, there was about 22 of us coming from New Zealand.

Wow, that's a lot of people. Yeah. And then we all went to the Philippines for the wedding. I think the couple spent about 80 grand, 450 people. Oh, yeah. That's a huge amount. Sure. Okay.

It was. It was. And how much? Okay, yeah. You personally, though. How much did you spend, Beverly? About $3,500, a little bit more. Oh, it's steep, isn't it?

Three and a half grand on someone else's wedding. Yeah. Beverly, please tell me. It's kind of like a holiday itself. Yeah, yeah, true. I mean, you're trying to do glass half full, which is lovely of you, Beverly, which I love that about you.

But tell me, tell me, which is lovely of you, Beverly, which I love that about you. But tell me, tell me you did not have to buy a wedding gift for them. I personally did, but my friends did. No, no, no. Like if you're asking people for gifts then, that's ridiculous to me. Okay, thanks, Bev. That's great. How about this?

The wedding was in Atlanta, Georgia. Okay, thanks, Bev. That's great. Thanks, Bev. How about this? The wedding was in Atlanta, Georgia. Cost $5,000. Whoa. My best friend was marrying a military GI Joe. His bridal party all looked like Cuba Gooding Jr. in uniform. Hot. I hooked up with one of them. Worth every cent.

Well, I mean. Well, of course. Yeah, you nailed it. Let's go to Justin. Hi, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hey, guys. How you, of course, yeah. You nailed it. Let's go to Justin. Hi, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hey, guys. How are you going?

We're good, thanks, mate. Tell me, how much did you spend going to someone else's destination wedding? So it was my flaming brother's wedding, which you obviously can't turn down when he sits there and rings you up. Yeah. He'd only been to ours a couple of years earlier, which at maximum would have cost him about $1,000 to come to ours. Okay. His partner was from Canada.

Oh, no. And there was a bigger family, so we went and had to spend $12,000 going to Whistler Canada for the wedding. $12,000, Justin! It was a four-day event beforehand that basically had all the bachelor parties and bachelorette parties and everything. So we had to go over and spend 12 grand in flights

and accommodation to go to Whistler. And yes, yes, he still had the nerve to put in the card a reservation for money to be donated for their honeymoon. Nah, nah. Please tell me, Justin, you gave him diddly squat. I probably gave him the least amount and have given him for the last three

years the most amount of shit. I was going to say, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good on you, Justin. Good on you. Fun though? 12 grand, that's rough, but was it fun? Did you and your partner have a good time? We did, but I mean, let's be honest. I went to probably the most romantic winter city in the world with my wife for four days

and didn't get to spend basically any time with her for four days. Yeah, because you're busy with the wedding. I probably spent the 12 grand myself. Oh, Justin, he owes you great Christmas presents for the next and didn't get to spend basically any time with her for four days. Yeah, because you're busy with the wedding. I was trying to be the 12 grand myself. Yeah. Oh, Justin, he owes you great Christmas presents for the next 10 years. This is great because you can be brutally honest about your own brother. Of course you can. Oh, yeah, 100%.

Yeah, you can absolutely throw them under the bus. Yeah, 100%. Good man, Justin. Thank you. Thanks, Justin. That's such a big ask. Here's one. We're asking how much did you spend on someone else's destination wedding.

They said, I've got a high school mate getting married in Queenstown. We're asking how much did you spend on someone else's destination wedding? They said, I've got a high school mate getting married in Queenstown. We're all from Christchurch, so that's fine. Okay. Just after New Year's. It's on a mountain and we have to pay for our own helicopter flights to get up the mountain and we have to contribute money

toward dinner. For one night away for my partner and I, it's going to cost about two and a half grand. Shut up. That's a whole trip to Raro. But we want to support them because he's an awesome mate. Nah, screw that guy. I don't think you can have a wedding on a mountain

if you can't afford to transport the guests there. That's so unfair to say people have to buy their own helicopter flight to the wedding. I'll come to the wedding, but I'm only going to do the down the mountain bit. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Someone said, it's funny you guys are talking about this because there's a dilemma happening at our house right now. We were supposed to be in Ireland next week for a wedding.

Partners, family. We just couldn't find a way to get there and the other costs like car, et cetera, would have come to around $8,000. My partner still hasn't told his mum yet. Every day I ask him, have you told her yet? And he says, no, tomorrow. And just shuts it down. Oh, it's getting worse. It's next week. Start a Kickstarter. I think you have to go to Ireland. I think you have to go. Far out. Finally, Natalie's

here. Hi, Natalie. Hi, Natalie. Hey, guys. How are you? Hey, good. Thanks, Nat. Tell us, mate, how much did you have to spend on someone else's destination wedding? Mine doesn't quite seem so bad after all that, but we went to Raro, so I reckon probably about 3K. Okay.

But I met my husband at a different wedding in Rarotonga. Really? So you've just been to heaps of Raro weddings? Well, no, I went to one. We were there at the same time. So they do like a wedding every day at the resort. And so I was at a wedding. So I lived in the North Island

and was at a friend's wedding and he was from Southland and at another wedding. What? So the $3,000 that you spent to go to a wedding, you happened to meet the person that you would go on to marry? Yeah. Oh, that's not bad. That's worth the three grand. That's not bad.

It's not bad, is it? Please tell me that you guys got married in Rarotonga. No, we didn't because he's one of 12 children, so that was far too many people to go to a destination wedding. But we did go back there for my mum's 60th and we'd been together for about 10 years, almost to the day when we met. Oh, love it.

Natalie, they should write a movie script about you too. That's a plot line. There's a whole lot more to the story, Brie, which is not radio worthy. Oh, that's what makes the best movies. That's what makes the best movies. Natalie, let's talk. We'll put together a script.

Hollywood blockbuster. I'll play you, Natalie, and Brie can play your husband. Yep. He looks a little bit like Osama Bin Laden, so, you know, that'll be all right. I'll grow my beard out. Thanks, Nat. We appreciate it. Final text.

Someone's texted and said, this is stupid. Just have your wedding in a paddock. I mean, they're not wrong. Brie and Clint. Let's talk about destination weddings. Stop doing that. No one cares about you that much that they want to spend however many thousands of dollars on you to come to your wedding. I've been to one destination wedding in my time.

Where was it? Oh, two actually. I've been to two. Yeah? One was in Fiji. Okay. And it was nice. Not too far. And we turned it into a holiday as well. Yep.

With some friends. So that was fun. But the other one I went to was in San Francisco. No. The reason that it was okay the reason that I thought it was okay is because our friends, the couple. Paid for it. No they lived in San Francisco. So they. But are they lived in San Francisco. So they...

But are they from New Zealand? They're from New Zealand, but they were living in San Francisco. Don't care. Are most of your friends and family in New Zealand? Then you have the wedding here. I get that. You know? When you're young enough and you don't have any responsibilities, like I don't have

any kids. So I was like, oh yeah, what a great excuse to plan a trip to America and do like a couple of weeks travelling around the States and go to the wedding as well. But, yeah, you're right. If your brother and his family. You know, like it's a big ask. It really is.

Like, it's already all about you on that day. Don't make people pay thousands. Well, that's my opinion anyway. But there's a woman who is raging after she sent out an invite to her friends and family to their destination wedding in Thailand. Okay. She said she sent out about 150 invites. Oh, 150.

That's a big destination wedding. You usually opt for a destination wedding for a couple of reasons, and one of them is that you want to reduce the guest list size. Yeah. Obviously not in this case. 150 people. They'd have to book out a whole resort. That's a lot.

Yeah. A lot of people you're asking to spend thousands of dollars to come to your wedding. She was really miffed when only nine people RSVP'd. Nine? So I don't know where this woman is from. I think she's from America, but it talks about and she states that it would have cost like $3,500 per person for them to come to the wedding in Thailand.

And she said after only nine people RSVP'd, she kind of took the hint and then she sent out new invites to the same 150 people, but they'd moved the destination wedding to Hawaii, which from America to Hawaii, way closer, cheaper. And she said it was going to cost about $2,000. Yeah. And only seven people RSVP'd. She got less.

Yeah. Oh. And she was really upset. That's a 4% RSVP rate. It's not good. That is. Aw. Aw.

No, don't aw. First she wanted everyone to spend $3,500 to come to her wedding in Thailand. Yeah, but now she's reduced the price and less people want to go. So at that point I'm starting to go, people don't like me enough to come to my wedding. That's the vibe that I would be getting. You know? Yeah, like I like someone depending on who it is, like maybe. Yeah, how much do you like them?

Yeah, like depends how much, like you put a price on it. True. Because $3,500. Some of your friends you like $1,000. Yeah. Some of your friends you like $500. I'd have to really love you for $3,500. As someone who, oh, is the only one on the team actually

that's had a wedding. Oh, well, don't boast about it. I already feel a bit bad that we made our friends and family travel all the way to the Bay of Plenty for our wedding. So we are Aucklanders. We live in Auckland. Yep.

Our family are kind of dotted around. Friends and family are kind of dotted around. But the bulk of our guests were coming from Auckland. Yes. And we made them drive three and a half hours. Nah, I think that's fine. Is that fine? That's totally fine.

Okay. Acceptable. But we could have just had it in town. You could. Nah, I think that's fine. Is that fine? That's totally fine. Okay. Acceptable. But we could have just had it in town. You could have, but I think that's acceptable. Is it? Yeah, I think so because it's drivable. Okay, what if we'd had it in Queenstown? Oh, yeah.

You're heading in a flight. You're getting, you have a bit more cost involved there. Yeah, okay. I thought we could put it out there. I want to know from you guys, how much did you spend on someone else's destination wedding? Yeah. Like where was it? How much were flights, accommodation, maybe car hire?

How much did you have to fork out for someone else's destination wedding? And you might not want to answer this bit, but I'd love to know, do you think it was worth it? Yeah. Do you look back and you answer this bit but I'd love to know, do you think it was worth it? Yeah. Do you look back and you go, oh money well spent or do you go, they better get us a good bloody wedding present. Yeah, you're like, now I can't. I spent 10 grand going

to your wedding. Can't go on my own holiday for three years now. Oh, $100.00 at M, text us on 9696. We can leave your names out of it. We can definitely leave their names out of it but we'd love to know how much you spent on someone else's destination wedding. Let's do your birthday bangers for a Thursday. This is where you can call our show.

You tell us your birthday. We do some maths and calculations behind the scenes. Figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16, then we'll play our favourite one. Mel's going first. Hi, Mel. G'day, Mel. Hello. Hello, Mel. How was your day? It was good. How's your day been? It's been a ripper today. We've been making fun of Clint's new band t-shirt. It's been a gas in here, Mel. Hey, before we get started, I really want to add long-time listener, first time caller. She had to do it.

There it is. Mel, we love it on this show. We love to celebrate you guys. Thanks for finally calling through. Oh, it's so good. So good to call through. You're an absolute breath of fresh air too, Mel. I can't believe you haven't called earlier. It's good to have you here now.

Tell us your date of birth. Hey, I've tried. I've tried. Have you? Well, can we put Mel on the green list? On the priority list? List? Amazing.

It doesn't exist. Give her the secret number. Yeah. Give her the studio number. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Mel, what's your date of birth? It is the 13th of April, 1995. Not too far Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Mel, what's your date of birth? It is the 13th of April, 1995.

Not too far away, Mel. Yeah. A happy birthday for a couple of weeks. You were 16, though, in 2011, and here's your birthday banger. I just want to make you sweat. Oh, it's a banger, Mel. It's a tune. It's a tune.

I'm not surprised. It suits your personality. Bit of sweat, Snoop Dogg and David Guetta. That's a a tune. I'm not surprised. It suits your personality. Bit of sweat, Snoop Dogg and David Guetta. That's a massive tune. Huge. Great song. Okay, wait there. You're in the lead, obviously.

Chris is going to do his wife's birthday. Bang it. G'day, Chris. Hi, Chris. How you going? Good, mate. What's your wife's name? Chrissy.

Chrissy. Chris is married to Chrissy. That's it. Oh, we love to hear it. Hey, Chris, what's Chrissy. Wait. Chrissy. Chris is married to Chrissy. That's it. Oh, we love to hear it. Hey, Chris, what's Chrissy's birthday? 9th March 1962. Alright, Chris, that means your wife was 16 in 1978

and let her know this was her birthday man. Oh, it's a rip-off. Suits her down to a T. Suits her down to a T. Does it? Love to hear it. Oh, she's going to be stoked then.

It's one of my all-time favourite songs. Wait there, birthday banger for Cairo. Who's doing... Oh, you're going to do mum's birthday banger, Cairo. Hi. Hi, Cairo. Hello. How old are you, Cairo? I'm eight. You're eight. Oh, well, you can mum's birthday banger, Cairo. Hi. Hi, Cairo. Hello. How old are you, Cairo?

I'm eight. You're eight. Oh, well, you can't play birthday banger yet, so cool of you to call up for mum. Is it her birthday today, Cairo? Yep. That's awesome. That's going to help.

Okay. So all we need from you is the year your mum was born. 1981. All right, Cairo. That means your mum was 16 in 1997, and in 97 today, this was number one. Oh. Oh.

Whose version is this? Warren G. Oh. That's a vibe. Yeah, that's a vibe. I was expecting, like, some No Doubt or something. Yeah. Spice Girls in 97.

It was right in the pocket for Spice Girls. But no, you get Warren D-O-double-G. I shot the sheriff. I shot the sheriff. I shot the sheriff. Okay. It's a good one, Rachel. Wait there. We've got to choose between David Guetta, Bee Gees, and Warren G.

I've got to go with my long-time listener, first-time caller, Mel. I 100% agree. Mel, it's your first time on the show, and you've only gone and done it. You're just one birthday banger. How good. Let's go, Mel. Don't keep it so long before you call us again, okay? Of course not.

Alright, we'll talk to you soon, Mel. Love you. Bye, mate. I read an article today where apparently data that was collected by Spotify and Census Wide about people's listening to music habits and how they feel.

Okay. But one of the biggest statistics that jumped out at me was that this study found that 61% of people say they're apprehensive about playing music that they like in front of their friends. Yeah, I get that. You think they're going to judge you. They're worried about, you're worried about being judged. They're going to think one of two things. One, that your music taste sucks.

Yeah. Or two, that your music taste is not cool enough. They'll be like, oh, I think I'm lame. I used to always be worried about that when I was younger. Yeah. That I wasn't like into the indie stuff enough or like all my friends. And as I got older, I was like, I don't give a shit. You just have to listen to what makes you happy.

I don't give a shit. I listen to the music that I like. Exactly right. And they can like the music they like. Exactly right. But a whopping, this statistic's also quite interesting. 77% of Gen Zs are afraid of playing music in front of their mates. Really?

Because they think they'll be judged. That's the shearing music age. I know. That's the age where you send music to each other. Whereas 44% of millennials, because a lot of us just don't care anymore. Well, also we know our music taste is superior. All right.

Well, this is where I said, I've come up with this game that I think might be quite fun where essentially we're going to call it Pass the Ox. And the idea is, if you're in a car with a bunch of people, that I think might be quite fun, where essentially we're going to call it Pass the Ox. And the idea is if you're in a car with a bunch of people, so it's full, there's five people in the car, it's your turn to put a song onto the phone. And you need to pick a song where every single person in that car is going to go, yep, that's a banger.

That's a song. That's a banger. I also the song. That's a banger. I also believe, I have to believe that you like the song too. Exactly. I don't want people pleasing. I want a song from your catalogue that is going to make everybody happy. That's important. And if we don't believe that you like the song.

We'll buzz you out. We will buzz you out. We'll buzz you out. The members in the car are Brie. Clint. Claudia. Hello. Ella. And our fifth member in the car is on the phone kinsey hi hi kenzie oh kenzie hello there you are there you are kenzie now you've submitted your your song into claudia kenzie we've racked it up yeah don't tell us what it is don't tell us what it is yet yeah okay we're not gonna make kenzie go're not going to make you go first.

Because Kenzie also gets to vote. You have to get a yes from all of us. Oh, my God. And we're going to actually make this playlist. Yeah. Yes, this is going to be a playlist you can get for the car. Yes. And only the songs that get four yeses are going on the playlist.

Exactly right. We're not going to make Kenzie go first. We're going to make the person who's most nervous go first, Ella. Oh, I'm not nervous anymore. Oh, that's a great idea. I've got it. Okay. Every single person will love it. Let's just, I'm not nervous anymore. Oh, it's a great idea. I've got it. Okay. Every single person will love it.

Let's just get the car started, okay? Okay. Let's just... All right, everyone get in. All right, Ella, you put a song on here. Oh, thank you. Thank you for the looks. Ella, you've got the ox.

I'm scrolling. Oh, easy. I know what I'm putting on. Yeah. Type, type, type. Avril Lavigne, Complicated. Boom! Complicated. Better! Complicated.

Better. I mean, it's a yes from me. It's a yes from me. It's an easy yes from me. Kenzie? Yeah, I vote yes. Yay! Go on the playlist.

We have the first song on our ultimate Pass the Ox playlist. It's Avril Lavigne, Complicated. I may have gone too left field. Do you reckon? Maybe. Okay, you're going next then. Pass the phone back. All right, okay.

Pass the Ox cord. Bree's got the Ox. Pass the Ox. We don't have Bluetooth in this car. I'm just going to plug my hair in. And someone remembered to bring a dongle for the phone. Yeah, it's old school. Hold on, I'm just going to plug in.

Guys, I'm going to put on a banger. I hope you'll like it. It's from Camille Jones and Fetty LeGrand. Oh, yeah. No, wait, this isn't the one I asked for. Yes, it is. I asked for the creeps. This is the song that you got.

Okay, I'll go with this one. I'll go with this one. Still good. I mean, if we're on a road trip and we're going to the destination, this is a vibe. What, are we going to Detroit? Yeah, nice. Yeah.

Oh, I'll say yeah. Yeah. No, no, you've got to be honest. You've got to be honest. Be brutal. It's quite intense. No, maybe you didn't hear it the first time. Yeah. Put your hands up. Put your quite intense. No, maybe you didn't hear it the first time. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm being too critical. Yeah, it's a yes. It's a yes from me. Kenzie. You can vote no. A no from me, actually. That's fine.

You're allowed to. It's as far as it goes then. I just want to see what Claudia would have voted. I was going to say no. Well, there you go. what Claudia would have voted. I was going to say no. Well, there you go. Sorry. Two no's. And I wanted to say no, but I wanted someone else to say it.

Why don't people please us? Yeah. You're allowed to say no. Okay, I'm going to go next. Okay. All right. Someone hand me the ox. Bree's got it.

I've got it here. Can you hand me the ox? Yeah, I don't want it ever again. Okay. The song I've chosen is from an artist who just announced a gig in New Zealand yesterday. I've gone with Chris Stapleton's version of Tennessee Whiskey. Put the windows down. It's Tennessee Whiskey. I have similar confidence to Ella,

but I don't know what you're going to vote. So what does everybody say? Yes. Yes, Ella. Ella's voting yes. Yeah, I think it's a yes from me. It's from you. It's not my favourite version of Tennessee Whiskey,

and that's the only thing that I'm wavering on. Mackenzie, are you voting yes or no? Definitely yes for me. Well, I'll vote a yes on. But Kenzie, are you voting yes or no? Definitely yes for me. Well, I'll vote a yes then. Thank you. We have two songs on our playlist so far. Claudia, you can go next.

Pass me the cord. Right, here we go. What we're doing, if you've just joined us, we're all in an imaginary car and we're trying to create a playlist of songs that everybody likes.

Okay? So every person has to say yes for it to go onto the playlist. Claudia, what are you putting on the ox? Okay, I've typed it in. I think I have it with this one. But throwback Miley Cyrus, Seven Things. Yes.

Back up. Voting yes. Yeah. It's like a scratch. It's just a scratch. It scratches an itch. Yeah, 100%. Vote yes.

Ella? Yeah. Kenzie? Yeah, yeah, they can say that. Clint? No. I can tell Clint wants to vote no. I don't like it, but I know that everybody else likes it.

No, that is not the game. No. Oh, thanks a lot, Clint. Well, I guess it doesn't please everybody, so it can't go on the playlist. Who invited him on the road trip? Oh, you suck. You go walk. Get in the back.

All right. Kenzie, you've got the last song. You've got the ox. What's the last one that's going on our playlist? My bag is going to be Mr. Brightside by The Killers. Can't go wrong. It's a yes. You might think that it's a no, but it's a yes.

It's a yes. In a car full of people. It's a yes. Everyone knows the words. It's a yes. Yeah, it's a yes. It's a yes. It is a yes.

Ella. Yeah. Kenzie, you've done it, mate. You're on the playlist. Woo. Nice work. We're on the playlist Nice work We're creating this playlist What are we going to call it

Bree and Clint's Pass the Ox Yeah absolutely Bree and Clint's Pass the Ox Yeah At the moment it's The Killers Avril Lavigne And Chris Stapleton Pretty random

But pretty good start Not bad Not bad It's an eclectic Fun chisel it Bree and Clint And that's the end of the show We've got to get out of here

I've got to go and pick up a Trade Me purchase. Oh, what Trade Me purchase are you getting? My four-year-old daughter, Tui, who I thought I was going to buy a bike for her fifth birthday. Yeah. She's not five yet. Just hopped on her cousin's bike over the weekend and just started riding it. Just out of the blue. What? No practice?

No practice. No training wheels. She just started riding the bike. She's going to be a BMX rider. Something. Yeah. So it's your job then as a dad to nurture that talent. She's gone, hey, I can do this thing.

So we've urgently had to find her a bike. I found a good one, secondhand one on Trade Me. How much is a secondhand kid's bike these days? Secondhand kid's bike, I paid $150 for it. The bike's, like to get a good bike for a kid, like a good bike that's not too heavy and that's going to last, they're about

$450. That's so much money. Isn't it? Because I mean a kid, like when they're four turning five, like they're going to grow out of it. She's only going to ride it for two years, so trade me. Yeah, get the secondhand one. She said I shot myself in the bloody foot. It was up for $130. And I went in with a $150 auto bid.

But I forgot to click the auto bid bit and just instantly bid $150 on the $130 bike. And they took it. Well, they have to. You can't take your bids back. I would have had to message them on Trade Me and go, hey, can you please delete my bid? And then they can delete it. And then I can delete it. And then I'd go straight back in there with a $20 less bid.

That's so funny. What is this guy up to? What colour? White and pink. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Classic. Classic bike.

So I'll go do that. What are you doing? Literally going to go home and hopefully my partner has cooked something delicious because I am starving. Could eat the crutch out of a low-flying duck. I love duck crutch. Duck a la crotch. Put it in the slow cooker though. It's a bit tough.

It is a bit tough. Duck crutch, a bit tough. They always say that, don't they? Yeah, yeah. It's one of the cheaper meats. It is 100%. Cook it long enough, though. Fuck you, Len.

All right. See you guys later. See you. Bye. ZDM's Brad Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZDM.