ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th April 2025
Episode Date: April 4, 2025Fridayoke: Levitating by Dua Lipa. Who stole your baby's name? We need to have a family meeting. The Whitney Houston Challenge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...tion.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Show requested. So here it is.
As long as you've got da-da-dada.
It's ZM's Brian Clint Podcast.
ZM's Brian Clint. Cheers to Max. Available on Neon.
Stream now for just $12.99 a month.
Oh my God. It's Friday.
Make some noise for the original.
ZM's Brian Clint.
Hello everybody. Welcome to the Brian Clint radio show on a Friday.
You know what I've decided?
I don't do well in rain.
No, can this wither piss off?
I'm over it, I'm like the Wicked Witch of the West.
My hair does not like the rain or the precipitation.
I'm trying to get to the Coromandel tonight for a boys weekend.
I've got a mate who's flying in from Christchurch to come to the boys weekend with us.
And he just texted me and he said, if your stupid Auckland weather prevents my plane from landing, I'm going to be pissed off.
He's leaving 27 degrees and sunshine in Christchurch right now. Few people I know been trying to get into Auckland Airport and they've been turned
around. Go back to Christchurch.
That's it. Oh my god, is this
our first
generic weather chat?
It's not
generic. There's a bit more
specificities in it. A bit more what?
Specificities. Specificities.
Specificities. Nice. She was
the god of
courage. Oh, courage. Specifities. Nice. She was the god of...
Spiff.
Courage.
Oh, courage.
Yeah, nice.
Fun show on the way for you.
Let's get into a round of Tradie vs. Lady first, shall we?
Where we have...
Is that the score?
That is the updated and actual score,
which is 24 to the Tradies, 27 to the Ladies.
We've checked it.
I've lost all confidence in the score.
And double checked it.
It's like people in the news after COVID.
They just don't trust it anymore.
I feel like that happened long before COVID.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, we'll just take Claudia's word for it.
The score is 24-27.
She said yesterday that she guessed.
No, I also said final word, 24-27. She said yesterday that she guessed. Yeah. No, I also said
final word,
24-27.
No more questions.
Is that your final guess?
Yes,
my final guess.
If you want to play
for either team,
that's the score
we're going with
right or wrong.
If you want to do it,
0800-DIAL-ZM
and you can play
Tradiverse Lady
after this
absolute banger.
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.
It's Tradie versus Ladies.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Roll up, roll up, gather in for the greatest quiz on radio you'll ever hear.
The Tradies versus the Ladies.
Score update for you following along at home.
The Tradies on 24, the ladies on 27.
What is that?
Is it Ringmaster?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Like Circus Ringmaster.
Let's meet our lady.
No, you've got to do it in Circus Ringmaster.
She's calling from Hamilton.
There we go.
Like a horse race announcer.
You sound like Richie Beno, the cricket announcer.
He's two for $2.85.
Two for $20.
Georgie's in Hamilton.
She's 30 and she likes chip sandwiches.
Welcome to the show, Georgie.
G'day, Georgie.
Hi.
Marmite and chip, surely.
Pardon?
Marmite and chips?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're talking like potato chips, not hot chips, right?
No, no, potato chips.
Potato chips, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not a hot buddy.
Chip buddy, yeah.
Okay, great.
You're taking on our tradie today from Taranaki.
They are 28, and he is a scaffolder whose highest scaffold ever was 30 metres high.
Welcome to the show, Kane.
G'day, Kane.
Hey, how's it going?
Do you measure lots of things in your life, Kane?
I have, yes.
I measure a lot of things.
Yep.
People underestimate how high 30 metres is.
That's fricking enormous.
That's like 10 storeys, Kane.
Yeah, it is.
It's actually really...
Higher than the average.
Yeah, it's way up.
Yeah, way, way higher than the average.
He built that structure out of poles that he connected together like Lego. That's a long pole, Kane. Yeah, it's way up. Yeah, way, way higher than the average. But he built that structure out of poles
that he connected together
like Lego.
That's a long pole, Cain.
Yeah.
Yeah, the longest they get
is about 20 foot,
so it's like meters.
No way.
Cain, you're our tradie,
that's your buzzer.
Georgie, you're our lady,
that's your buzzer.
And the first to three
correct answers
will win $50 cash.
Good luck, guys.
Good luck to all
parties involved.
Here we go.
Question number one.
How many living species of kiwi are there?
Is it two, four, or five?
Jodie.
Yes, Kane?
I'm going to go with four.
It's a good guess, but no.
Georgie, two or five?
How many living species of kiwi?
Two.
It's five.
We move on to question number two.
What superhero goes by Bruce Wayne?
Trady.
Yes, Kane.
Batman.
Batman.
Batman it is.
Question number three, one to the tradies.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
My heart goes sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la in the morning.
Yes, Kane.
Venga Boys.
Venga Boys.
Well done.
It is indeed the Venga Boys.
Two to the tradies.
You're away and flying, Kane.
You need this one, Georgie, to stay in the game.
Question number four.
Name one of the American presidents who features on Mount Rushmore.
Yes, Georgie.
Lady.
The, what's his name?
Oh, sorry, I missed it.
Kane.
Give me three, two, one.
We were looking for George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt
or Abraham Lincoln were the four people who were on Mount Rushmore.
Okay, no points there.
But Trump's going to put himself up there.
Apparently, he wants to.
Question number five.
What is the capital city of Ireland?
Lady.
Yes, Georgie.
Is it Dublin?
It is indeed.
I heard it is growing at an exponential rate.
Dubliners.
Yeah, I heard it's Dublin.
Question number six.
In what year did the first episode of Shortland Street go to air?
Is it 1989, 1992 or 1996?
Trady. Yes, Kane, for or 1996? Trady.
Yes, Kane, for the win.
Awesome.
Was it 1989?
No, 92 or 1996, Georgie?
92.
We're all tied up here in the seventh.
This is for the win.
In which famous gallery would you find the Mona Lisa?
Lady.
Georgie, for the win.
God damn.
Paris.
Yeah, but what's it called?
The Louvre.
The Louvre.
Oh, she's got it.
Okay, you just did it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
God, Cain, that one hurts.
Georgie, what a comeback, though.
$50 coming your way, my love.
Thank you.
Well done.
Good game for a Friday.
You can't help but feel like you fumbled the bag there, eh, Cain?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but it was a good game.
It was a good game.
It was a great game.
It was a ripping game.
You did not embarrass yourself, that's for sure.
$50 coming to you, Georgie.
And, Cain, here's some Vinger Boys for you.
ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast. D-Mark's coming to you, Georgie. And, Kate, here's some Vinger Boys for you. Everyone put your detective hats on
because we've got a case of a stolen baby name.
Here's the situation.
Here's what's gone down.
Two sisters are fighting because one sister says
Oh, that's better. What was that bootleg
one you loaded for us, Claudia?
The Timu version.
I have no reply.
That was so bad, that one. That was the
theme song from the 1992
More and Order SVU.
So
two sisters. One sister
has had a baby daughter
Okay
And has named her after her maternal grandmother
Sure
Then the second sister, a couple of years later, has had a daughter as well
Yeah
She has said, she hasn't named her yet because she hasn't had the baby yet
She wants to name her daughter after their paternal grandmother.
Okay, grandma on dad's side.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
The sister who already has a daughter says, you're copying me.
No.
The names are completely different.
Yeah.
But the older sister says, you can't do that.
You've stolen my
name idea. The
concept. Yep. Of naming
a kid after the grandparent. Yep.
No, I don't feel like that's how it works.
I think... There's four
grandparents up for grabs? I think the older
sister needs to move on and get over it.
Yeah, that's... She doesn't have ownership
of all the grandparents' names.
Yeah, that's small sister energy
That's not cool
But the story gets even more interesting
Are the names similar?
I'll tell you what the names are
Is it like Gladys and
One name is Lily
Lily
The other name is Effie
Nah, that's fine
Completely different
Yeah
Effie
Effie
Okay
Yeah, like from It's a bit Effie? Effie. Okay. Yeah, like from
It's a bit iffy, isn't it?
No, like from
Dreamgirls. Oh, okay.
Effie. I quite like it. How do you spell it?
E-F-F-I-E. Oh, exactly
how it sounds. Effie. Sure, okay.
I think the sister needs to
get over it. She does need to get over it.
Move on. You don't own
grandparents' names. Correct.
And I hope the other sister doesn't listen to her sister.
I hope she goes, okay.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
Because, but it does put.
Creates animosity.
Exactly.
And it puts anxiety around, you know, what she's going to name her baby.
Yeah, but it's all the other sister's fault.
She's creating bad juju.
That's what I mean.
I know how you settle it.
Are the grandmas still alive?
I don't know.
Because if they are, you ask the grandmas.
You ask them to settle it.
I think they both have since passed away.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, summon them.
But the dad of the grandmother of the second daughter loves the idea.
Yeah.
Thinks it's really nice.
He wants his mum to be commemorated
with a baby. God, this stuff can
get so heated.
This is why you never tell anybody your baby
name. And you just do it and it's too late.
This is the reason you never tell anyone and then you do it. Yeah.
And then you go, if someone gets mad at you, you go, oh rude
to get mad at Effie. She's literally right
there. And she's just a baby.
You made her cry. She's just a there. And she's just a baby. You made her cry.
She's just a baby.
Yeah, exactly.
I thought we could take calls this afternoon on actual times people have stolen your name.
We've had this conversation on this show before
and we talked to a girl who told her family
what she was going to name her baby
and her sister got a dog before the baby was born.
So she's pregnant. before the baby was born. So she's pregnant.
Before the baby was born, her sister got a dog and used the baby name for her dog.
What a spiteful piece of fill in the blanks.
Correct.
Like, who does that?
I think we decided that you push ahead.
You go, well, I'm still going to use that name.
Your dog won't be here forever. No, the dog will be around. And you push ahead. You go, well, I'm still going to use that name. Your dog won't be here forever.
No, the dog will be around.
And you can explain.
Yeah.
You can explain why the dog and the kid have the same name.
Because you couldn't let me have my moment.
You wanted to take my thunder.
Oh, $800.
Or you can text your story into 9696.
Who was it?
Who stole your baby name?
Maybe it was a colleague at work.
Yeah.
You confided in your colleagues and you told them your baby name dream list
and then one of them swooped in.
Maybe you were going to have a baby with your partner and you guys broke up
because they cheated on you and then they used the baby name
that you were always going to use on the baby that they had with the woman
that they cheated on you with.
See, now that's juicy.
Dead end Franklin.
Talking about times someone stole your baby name.
God, there's some juicy stories coming through, isn't there?
Hard to get over too.
Like if you've envisioned that name as your future child's name
and then someone steals it from you and you can't use it.
Would you end a friendship over it?
I'd question the friendship for sure.
I feel like if, I mean, depends on the situation,
but if I could tell there was, you know.
Yeah, circumstantial, but it depends on.
Malice.
If there's malice, it depends on the motive.
Friendship over.
I feel like it.
I'd be like, bro, it's weird for us to be friends now.
Yeah, I'd be like, I feel like you did not think about my feelings at all.
Let's talk to you.
Oh, I just lost one of our callers, Claudia.
Can you try and get them back?
Emma's here.
Hi, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hello.
Tell us, mate, was it you someone stole your baby name?
No, not me, but it was my mum's best friend.
Wait a second.
Your mum's best friend stole the name off your mum?
Oh, we're losing her.
It'll be the weather.
Yeah.
Was it your name, Emma?
Was it your name that it was going to be?
No, my mum's, my sister's name.
Your sister's name.
Okay.
So what happened?
What exactly went down?
So 30 years ago, my mum obviously had my sister.
And then she told her childhood best friend,
I want to name my daughter Natasha Ann after my grandmother.
Right, so there was like a reason behind it, yeah?
There was a reason behind it, 100%.
The best friend had her daughter a month before my sister.
Absolutely loved the name Natasha Ann and named her daughter that.
Wait, she named her Natasha Ann,
not even just Natasha.
Yeah, not even just Natasha,
just Natasha Ann
because my grandmother was Ann.
Yeah, gotcha.
Here's the big question.
Your mum and her childhood best friend,
are they still friends?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
No, the big question is
what's your sister's name?
So she's now Sarah Jane.
Oh.
Who cares what the sister's name is?
Why is your mum still friends with that witch?
So she's known this lady since high school,
well, since primary school.
Yeah.
I think it helps that they're also in two different countries.
Yeah, right.
They're in two different countries and you can use the name as well,
you'd be like, oh, that's crazy.
I've got a Natasha Ann as well.
I feel like I wouldn't talk to that person again.
I'd be like, what are you doing to me?
It's after my grandmother.
It sounds like your friend's a bit of a known quantity.
Yeah.
You know, have you ever heard that theory that you have to,
to be friends with someone,
you have to know what their fatal flaw is and you have to accept it.
I feel like I don't accept that one.
Otherwise there's no point being friends with them.
Well, then you can't be friends with her.
She's going to stifle me like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you later.
Anonymous is here.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hiya.
Who stole the name?
My brother-in-law and his missus.
How?
What happened?
They stole my cat's name.
Wait, so they stole it for their cat or their baby or what?
No, no.
So our cat was called Mavis.
Yeah.
We called him Mavis for short.
Yeah.
And then they named their daughter they had a few years ago Maeve.
And then their daughters were telling me I wasn't allowed to call my cat Maeve no more.
What?
No, that bit's not on.
The bit where you're not allowed to call your cat Maeve is not on. Yours is the OG, the original Maeve no more. What? Oh, no, that bit's not on. The bit where you're not allowed to call your cat Maeve is not on.
Yours is the OG, the original Maeve.
I don't know if this makes me a bad person,
but I'd 100% steal someone else's cat name.
Oh, I don't mind that.
I was just like, oh.
Yeah.
No, yours will forever be the OG Maeve, Anonymous.
Especially, and sorry, Anonymous, especially if the cat was eight.
I'd be like, oh, I'll have that name.
That cat won't need it for much longer.
No, not at all.
Who's the cuter Maeve, Anonymous?
Oh, I probably shouldn't say that, actually.
You've said enough.
You've said enough.
There's a couple of good texts coming through.
Someone said, I named my son Morgan. My sister told me that she, my sister told me that the name,
that's the name she wanted to name her son if she ever had one.
And I can't take that name.
She never ended up having kids.
And you never got to use it?
I think the sister did.
But then now the sister was like, that's what I want to name my kid if I have one.
Right.
My ex used the baby name that we originally chose together. It was Willow. He used it with his new partner. It was so weird. I found out about it on Facebook. That would hurt.
That would hurt.
That would hurt. What about this? Please don't ring me. My kids are in the car. My husband's
brother and his partner had their baby two weeks before we had ours, both girls.
And they word for word stole our baby names, first and middle name.
Obviously, we also have the same last name.
Karma, though, their daughter's a little shit.
Last call, Anonymous.
Hello, we got you back.
Hi, Anonymous. Hi. How are you? We're good. Who stole the baby name, Anonymous. Hello, we got you back. Hi, Anonymous.
Hi.
We're good.
Who stole the baby name, Anonymous?
Mine's very similar to that last one.
So my mum and my auntie, who are not blood related,
they're husbands of brothers.
Okay.
We're discussing baby names,
and my mum said that she was considering Nicole or Ashley,
and my auntie gave birth first,
and so she called her child Ashley Nicole,
and then our surnames.
She took both names?
Yeah, all three.
And then my mum gave birth a week or two later
and went, screw you,
and so we've got cousins that are Ashley Nicole,
surname, and Nicole Ashley surname. Stop that are Ashley, Nicole, surname and Nicole, Ashley, surname.
Stop that!
That's so funny.
I'm deeply obsessed with your mum.
I love that she was that
spiteful where she was like, screw you.
I'm going to name it the other way around.
Ashley, Nicole and Nicole, Ashley with the same
surname.
Very funny. Thank you,
anonymous. We appreciate it.
Some of the meanest shit happens within families, eh? It's her name. How funny. Very funny. Thank you, Notomus. We appreciate it. It doesn't get better than that. Bye.
Some of the meanest shit happens within families, eh?
Oh, it's the worst.
Yeah.
And you know why?
Because normally in, like, your everyday life,
if it's certain friends or whatever, you can cut them.
Whereas when it's bloody blood related, you have to stick around.
Zed-In's Bray and Clint.
The Tea.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean reports that Kelly Clarkson wants to quit the Kelly Clarkson show.
Yes, that's the latest report in Hollywood today.
Let me just set the scene for you.
So she makes about $2 million US a month.
That's $3.2 million New Zealand dollars.
A month.
A month.
She makes that a month. That's $3.2 million New Zealand dollars a month. Wait, she makes that a month?
That's her salary.
That also includes her role with The Voice,
but most of it is with The Kelly Clarkson Show.
Wow.
Probably $2 million New Zealand dollars a month on The Kelly Clarkson Show, right?
But it is doing extremely well in terms of the ratings.
I think they're in their seventh season.
She's talking about quitting the show and, well, that's a rumor.
She hasn't said that.
But the rumor is that she wants to quit the show,
go back to the South, spend more time with her children.
She's had a pretty rough couple of years recently.
Obviously, the divorce with her ex,
she pays him $115,000 a month in spouse support, whatever that is.
That's crazy.
Yeah, he's a leech.
Yeah.
But I'll tell you this.
So everyone's like, oh, NBC will just pay her more money.
There really isn't much more money to pay her.
The show isn't actually very profitable because it's a very,
very expensive show to put on.
That's the truth.
So all those, the cost of all those big stars and everything that comes
along with all of them and their writers and everything,
it's a very lean
show and I don't really
think that they would pay her much more
money to be honest. But then she's at the upper hand of
like there's no Ellen, there's no Oprah.
It's Drew Barrymore but
it's different these days. J-Town TV's
different. It's a classic way of
negotiating though, right Dean? You say,
I don't really need this job.
I believe her.
I don't really need this. And I do it. Yeah, I don't really need this.
And I do believe her too.
But it's still a negotiation technique because you go,
I don't need it, so I'll walk away.
And if you offer me crazy money, then yeah, I could stay
because I don't hate the job, but I feel like I don't need to do it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like she's genuine and she's been, like you said, Dean,
been through a divorce and, you know, a lot of stuff has been going on.
She talked about the other day on the show how she had to beg
and plead for a day off to go to something at her kid's school.
Oh, that's not on.
And they wouldn't give it to her.
Yeah, that's not on.
And she was like, well, stuff this.
She's Kelly Clarkson.
She doesn't need that.
Yeah.
You know who will be stoked, though, is every single pop artist in the world
because it means that Kelly Clarkson will stop covering their songs
and doing it better than them.
Thank God, guys, we're safe.
Every time Kelly Clarkson does someone's song,
like an Ariana Grande or a Chapel Rowan.
She owns it now.
She owns that song.
It's hers forever.
She's phenomenal.
Yeah.
She's kind of like Ursula from The Little Mermaid
where she's collecting different singers' voices. Yeah, she's kind of like Ursula from The Little Mermaid where she's collecting different singers' voices.
Yeah, yeah.
She's Thanos and the songs are the Infinity Stones.
Also, I've got to take some intel just very quickly
from people who work on the show.
She's awesome.
I thought you were about to say she's a bitch.
I thought you were going to say she's awful.
No, apparently she is exactly what you think she is.
Oh, yay.
We love her.
That's nice to hear.
Everyone loves her.
She's so kind.
She texts everyone like she's just a dream.
That's what I even told people who work with her.
Oh, that's nice.
She's the opposite of Ellen DeGeneres.
That's the latest from Hollywood, allegedly,
Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy.
Zed Am's Bree and Clint podcast.
Hangover resistance is a real thing and some people have it,
according to scientists.
I was reading about it today.
Let me describe it before you tell me how sceptical you are, okay?
Well, none of us in here have it.
We don't have the gift.
I know you don't believe science, but let me just give you the details.
I sometimes believe science.
Not in this case.
According to a story in the New Zealand Herald today.
The where, sorry?
That's what you get for being naughty and being mean to me.
The New Zealand Herald.
The New Zealand Herald.
In the Herald.
This is going to blow your mind.
Oh, good.
I never heard of the New Zealand Herald.
The percentage of people who scientists believe are hangover resistant is 25%.
One in four people.
Yeah, that's because one in four people don't drink.
No, I don't think that's true.
That's why they don't get hangovers.
Scientists don't.
This buzzed me out too.
They say scientists don't fully understand hangovers yet
therefore it makes it
hard to pinpoint what the thing is
that makes somebody hangover
resistant but there are people
who don't get hungover
who can drink what they want and party how they
want and they might be a bit tired the next day
but they're not hungover. It's like people who
are cold sore
resistant.
Do they exist?
Yeah.
Like herpes resistant?
Well, I don't know about herpes per se,
but people who, yeah, something in their genetics,
they can't get cold sores.
I'm one of them.
Are you?
Yeah. God, it'd suck if your doctor told you you were cold sore resistant
and you're like, oh, my God, I can't get herpes.
I'm going to go do whatever I want.
And then you go out and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, and then you get fricking herpes.
Yeah.
Apparently, yeah, apparently there is people out there that are resistant to it.
One of the theories that people become or are hangover resistant is their genetics,
which that can determine how fast your body breaks down alcohol and processes it.
People who metabolise alcohol faster tend to have less severe hangovers.
That makes sense, doesn't it?
Yeah.
But they would also burn through their alcohol faster.
Yeah, you wouldn't be...
They'd be like, oh, my buzz is wearing off.
A cheap drunk, would you?
No, you'd have to keep going.
God, we're binge drinkers, eh?
Another theory is that people with weaker immune systems get worse hangovers.
They're more susceptible to hangovers.
Makes sense.
People who are hangover resistant also usually have,
this is interesting, lower levels of overall anxiety.
Because isn't the anxiety a huge part of the hangover?
Yeah, I think mainly as you get older.
I never had anxiety when I was younger.
No.
I was kind of like, whatever.
Yeah.
Bro, what did I do last night?
Must have had a good time.
Must have been crack up.
Got bruises on me.
Must have had a good time.
Oh, well, not worried about it.
And I also read somewhere that the more impure your intentions
when you start a drinking session,
the more severe your hangover will be.
See, now that is BS.
Like karma.
That's BS.
If you go into a drinking session with impure intentions, you'll have a your hangover will be. See, now that is BS. Like karma. That's BS. If you go into a drinking session with impure intentions,
you'll have a worse hangover.
Someone on the text machine said,
I have a duplex kidney system, so I've never had a hangover.
What's a duplex kidney system?
Is that a kidney stacked on top of a kidney?
Is that like four kidneys?
Like two kidneys?
Yeah, like back-to-back kidneys.
I never have a hangover.
That's wild. Someone said, I'm 50 years old and. I never have a hangover. That's wild.
Someone said I'm 50 years old and I have never had a hangover
and I have drunk friends under the table before.
Someone else said I'm hangover resistant.
I deserve them but don't get them until, well, I'm not reading that out.
Can't read that part out.
But, yes, that's too many bottles of wine.
A good friend of mine, I've known her for years,
we've been very good mates.
And when I first met her early in our friendship,
she would always say, oh, I'm in a non-hangover year.
Yeah.
And I'd say to her, what are you talking about?
Oh, yeah.
And she would say to me that her whole adult life,
she goes through years that she has real bad hangovers
and then as soon as it goes New Year's into another year,
she'll have a non-hangover year.
So her hangovers are synced to the New Year.
They're annually.
They're synced to the seasons.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's what she believes.
Do you believe her?
Like have you partied with her in hangover years and non-hangover
years? Yeah, I've partied with her across
both and I've definitely
seen her hungover in both.
I wonder if
it's a non-hangover year for her
this year. I can't remember now. Until my
30s, I did believe that hangovers
were mental. I believed that
Definitely not. And people hated me for it. They used to tell me that I was stupid, but did believe that hangovers were mental. I believed that. Definitely not.
And people hated me for it.
They used to tell me that I was stupid,
but I believed that hangovers were psychological.
No.
And that could be part of her situation.
If she thinks it's a hangover for a year, then maybe she does feel a bit better, like a placebo effect.
I wish I could understand my body.
There's some nights where I'll, you know, have a pretty big night
and I don't have a hangover the next day.
And then sometimes there's nights where I don't have a super big night
but it's decent and I've got the worst hangover.
I put it down to the type of alcohol you're drinking.
I truly believe wine and champagne,
one of the worst things to drink for hangovers the next day.
The worst things for me are beer, vodka, wine, tequila, rum, bourbon.
Jägermeister.
Gin's quite bad.
Oh, Jägermeister's shocking.
And vaping.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Oh, $100.00 if you believe that you're hangover resistant.
These people that are texting us, we would love
to talk to you right now.
Do you not get hangovers?
And were you born like that or is there
a secret to it that we could know about?
Are you in a non-hangover year?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you believe that hangovers are psychological?
The arrogance of
24-year-old me.
I was like, it's all in your head, bro.
You just got to move past it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all in your mind.
You want to be hungover.
The ZM Podcast Network.
We're talking about the phenomenon of hangover resistance.
Scientists believe that one in four people are hangover resistant.
They have some form of hangover resistance.
And whether that means they get no hangover,
or I think it also includes people who get mild hangovers,
when if someone else drank the same amount and did the same amount,
that they would have a severe hangover.
I really like this text that's come through, and it says,
my dad reckons the severity of a hangover also depends on how much water you've drunk that day,
if you've got your period or not, if you've had enough sleep,
et cetera, et cetera.
Wild advice from Dad.
Yeah, I think it's insightful.
What does Dad know about periods?
Well, maybe he's a doctor.
Ah.
Could be.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Dad's like, oh, your hangover's better.
You probably got your period.
Shut up, Dad.
It affects it.
I do, but you're making me feel worse.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Anonymous, are you hangover resistant?
Absolutely.
Oh, my God.
Is it your favourite trait about yourself, anonymous?
Superpower?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Give us some context.
I'm not a cheap drunk.
You're not a cheap drunk.
So you must be one of those, we talked about,
that metabolises their alcohol really fast.
Yeah, and my husband is exactly the same.
I couldn't be bothered with somebody who had hangovers
and was out for the next day.
You've got no time for us hangover folk.
Oh, no.
I just always said, you know, if I got a hangover,
I'd quit drinking.
Wow, that's a big thing. Oh, no, I just always said, you know, if I got a hangover, I'd quit drinking. Are you?
Wow, that's a big thing. So never in your life you can say you never, ever, Anonymous, have had a hangover?
Never.
Wow.
I hate you, in a way.
Like, I really hate you.
Is there a secret that we don't know about?
Is there something that you do before, during, or after drinking that makes you feel so good?
No, drink like a fish.
Do you cover your body in baby oil?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you sleep in a coffin?
Yes, I wish.
Yeah.
Okay, well, drink like a fish.
No, drink responsibly.
Yes.
But thank you for your feedback, Anonymous.
Let's talk to Brayden on 0800-DARLS-ATM.
Brayden, you've got an interesting concept
of hangover resistance, don't you?
Oh, I do. I do indeed.
And I have tried,
honestly, to see what this
hangover thing is called that you guys speak of,
but after
a really rough night, I'll get a phone call
from my mum the next day asking me what
I'd been up to the night before, because she's got the
hangover. What?
And as much as I try and lie about it and she's like,
no, no, you've been in town, I can tell.
I've got the hugest hangover today.
What have you been up to?
Your hangover goes to your mum?
Yep.
Like for real, your mum can tell when you've had a big night out
because she feels like she's got to hang over the next day.
Dad will call me and say, mum's in bed all day.
You've been out drinking all night, haven't you?
Oh, what?
Wow.
Yes.
With the whole...
Weird.
If you were a meaner person, Brayden, you could be like, mum, buy me a new car.
Otherwise, I'm going to get absolutely wrecked for the next three weeks.
Well, I must say, I am the favourite child, so
maybe Sonny's working.
You're like her voodoo doll. Your mum
is a secret alcoholic and she's
using you to
blame her secret
drinking on. She follows you on Instagram
and every time she sees you drinking, she's like, oh, here we
go. I can blame today's hangover on
Brayden.
Thanks, Brayden. We appreciate it. Belle's here. Hi, she's like, oh, here we go. I can blame today's hangover on Brayden. Thanks, Brayden.
We appreciate it.
Belle's here.
Hi, Belle.
Hi, Belle.
Hello.
Are you one of these?
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Obviously, it's a happy Friday every Friday for you, Belle,
because you don't get hangovers.
No, I honestly haven't.
And I used to be a pro figure skater and we would do our show,
evening show, go hit the clubs, go drinking,
and then get up and do a 10 o'clock show.
Are you kidding me?
On the ice?
You'd be doing like pirouettes and all that kind of stuff on the ice
after a big night drinking?
I think I might just do a few less revolutions in my spins, but yes.
Even now?
What the hell?
So I get it.
I get it.
I think I was hangover resistant in my 20s.
But even now, Belle, now that you're older?
Yeah, even more so, I think.
I think, yeah, there's a tolerance.
There's a tolerance to it.
Tell us there's a secret.
Tell us there's a vitamin or a meal or a drink that you have before you drink
that makes you so bulletproof.
You mentioned earlier about drinking a lot of water during the day.
I actually do because I'm a Zumba instructor now.
So I absolutely have almost two litres of water
before I even have a cider or anything like that.
So I do drink a lot of water.
I'm picking up a water bottle right now, Belle.
Yeah.
It definitely affects it for sure.
Belle, the figure skating, Zumba instructing, hangover resistant person,
thank you for calling us.
You're fascinating.
You should be studied.
Are you married, Belle? Are you married? I'm single. God, you're calling us. You're fascinating. You should be studied. Are you married, Bill?
Are you married?
I'm single.
God, you're a catch.
Someone should snap you up.
I don't think anyone can keep up with her.
Yeah, that's true.
That's the problem.
Yeah.
No one's good enough.
Get down to the table.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I love it.
Thanks, mate.
We appreciate it.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
Is it the oldest, the longest standing intro on our show still?
Could be.
Is it the only original?
Yep.
I think so. Might need a
revamp. It's kind of
nostalgic though, isn't it?
Revamp never hurts.
True. Let's meet our team members
for the One Second Song Challenge.
Tony, you're on my team. Good afternoon.
Afternoon, Tony.
Good afternoon. How are we? Yeah, good.
Thank you, mate. Good thanks. And on my
team is how bloody good.
It's Shania.
Hi.
Great name.
Yeah, Shania Twain.
Absolutely, mate.
Oh, is that the Shania you were thinking of?
Shania Twain.
What other Shania were you thinking of?
Quick, think of one.
Quick.
Shania.
Oh, what it means?
Shania Johnson from Red Roar.
Would have been such a good gag if you had one ready to go.
John Paul College.
No, I don't know another Shania.
Yeah.
Claudia's in charge.
Let's meet her.
Hi, Claudia.
Hi, Claude.
I also don't know another Shania.
I don't think I've ever met one in real life.
Quite a rare name.
Yeah.
Good for you, Shania.
Let's go, girls.
But my dad's name is Tony, so I have met another Tony.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've met a couple of Tonys.
Nice to have you both on board either way.
Like we said, this is the one second song challenge.
It's pretty simple.
We'll start a song from the beginning,
and you just need to buzz in with your name
and tell me the artist and the name of the song.
All right, we can do that.
All righty. you've got it.
The theme this week, and I will
go easy on you. Is it Shania Twain's
song? No, I wish it was. I just didn't know.
Sorry, am I? Would have been perfect.
Yeah. No, the theme
this week, and it will be tough, but I will go
easy on you. All of these songs in
the title have brackets.
So there's like a little parentheses.
Jesus Christ. So I only need
one part of the title.
I don't need the whole extended version.
So like, man, brackets, I feel like
a woman. Yeah, gotcha.
That's not what it is, but yeah.
So Bree and Clint, you guys are going to go first. You'll show us
how it's done, and the first team to three points
takes home the win.
Are we ready?
Ready.
Here we go.
Clint.
Bree.
That is Lizzo about to have a panic attack.
That's the lyric.
And also in real life.
Three.
Oh, it's not true.
Two.
One.
About damn time.
No. Clint. Am damn time? No.
Clint?
Am I ready?
Brackets to be loved.
Either way around, but yes, 100% right.
We're up 1-0, Tony.
You ready to take over the reins?
Oh, my gosh.
After hearing that one, you guys buzzed in so quick.
It gave me a heart attack.
I didn't even hear what the song was.
You guys have got it all over it.
Come on, Shania.
Yeah, buzz in with your names if you think you know it, guys.
Tony and Shania, this is for you.
Shania.
Shania.
Shania.
Taylor Swift.
Oh, God.
Now I've got to think of the rest of it.
It feels like a perfect night.
Oh.
22, is it?
Yeah, well done.
Come on, Shania.
What's the brackets?
Taylor's version.
Oh, shut up.
That doesn't count.
That doesn't count.
This isn't even Taylor's version.
Claudia's running the game and she says it counts.
It counts.
We are one apiece and I have the final say.
So, Brie and Clint, this one's for you guys.
Brie.
Brie.
That is Only Girl in the World, Rihanna.
Well done.
I'm too to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world. What part's in the brackets? It's Only Girl in the World, Rihanna. Well done. I'm sure to make me feel Like I'm the only girl in the world
What part's in the brackets?
It's only girl.
Brackets in the world.
Weird.
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Rihanna's version.
Oh, man.
I know, Tony.
I know, I know.
We're getting discriminated against.
Shania.
Yeah, you could win it here, Shania.
Let's end it here, mate.
You need this one.
Here's another song.
Just buzz in, Tony.
If you don't know it, just buzz in, okay?
We're just going to chance it.
Go for it.
Come on, Tony, tell me you've got it.
Yeah!
Unlucky Shania,
you're right there, mate.
Brackets put a ring on it?
Correct.
And I didn't know that
until today.
Yeah, well done.
This is the tiebreaker then.
We're all tied up.
Come on, Clint.
Let's do it.
Can Tony and Shania help us?
Yeah, I think everyone
can be on on this.
This is the last one,
so this is for pride and glory
and victory. Are we all ready? Yes. Go Shania! Good us. Yeah, I think everyone can be on on this. This is the last one, so this is for pride and glory and victory.
Are we all ready?
Yeah.
Go, Shania.
Good luck, everyone.
Shania.
Shania.
Last Friday night, Katie Harris.
Oh, no.
It was fair.
Bracket.
Bracket. Bracket.
Yeah, bracket's what?
DGIF?
Nah, replay.
Shania, you can have $50 cash thanks to our mates at Neon.
And I reckon, Tony, we can find you 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Oh, awesome.
Thank you.
No worries.
Well done, guys.
Well done.
In brackets. Friday. Yeah, awesome. Thank you. No worries. Well done, guys. Well done. In brackets.
Friday.
Yeah, well.
Friday vibes.
Woo-hoo.
Woo-hoo.
It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Brinklin's Friday Hokey.
That time of the week again already.
This is risky this week because this superstar is in the country right now.
She could be listening to us on the radio.
She likes to get out and about when she's here in New Zealand.
To a lot of wineries.
Yeah, she always goes over to Waiheke, to the wineries.
We'll do a leaper here, our Friday Oki version of Levitating.
Oh my God, imagine if she calls up.
I hope she votes for me.
I'd be done.
I'd never do Friday Oki again.
Do a leaper.
On the odd chance you are listening. Please vote for me.
0800 DIAL ZM.
That's our phone number.
It's free.
Yeah, please.
Call through now.
You call now.
We'll stop the whole segment if you want to call up.
Yeah.
Because I don't think she's going to call through once she hears them.
So that works.
We play both and then you vote on the winner.
Bree chose the song.
So here it comes first.
Breeze, Dua Lipa, Levitating for Fridayoke.
Good luck.
Thank you.
If you want to run away with me, I know a galaxy
and I can take you for a ride.
I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm
where the music don't stop for life.
Glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes, shining just the way I like.
If you're feeling like you need a little bit of company, you met me at the perfect time.
You want me, I want you, baby, my sugar boo.
I'm levitating the Milky Way.
We're renegading, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you, moonlight, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you, moonlight.
You're my starlight.
I need you all night.
Come on, dance with me.
I'm levitating.
You, moonlight.
You're my starlight.
I need you all night.
Come on, dance with me.
I'm levitating.
Flatty Leaper.
Tough track, eh? Tough track. I mean, I'm happy. I feel likevitating. Flatty Leaper. Tough track, eh?
Tough track.
I mean, I'm happy.
I feel like I've done way worse than that.
Yeah.
You've done better too as well, though.
Ella, why were you laughing so much during that?
Yeah, why are you laughing so much at me?
That's mean.
Yeah, Ella.
No, no, this is all we're laughing together.
And that was funny.
I wasn't laughing, though.
Yeah, Bree was very serious.
Yeah, you were, actually.
I was quite upset at you laughing at me, so I was quite sad.
It was just the timing and the rhythm.
It's hard.
I'm not denying it.
So everything is what you're saying.
Yeah.
I think what may hold you in good stead this week is I recorded mine straight off the plane back from Sydney.
So I don't know if I've got my perfect Dua Lipa pitch in me this week.
Normally I would, but I don't know if I'm going to hit the high notes this week.
Yeah.
A bit raspy, a bit dry in the vocal cords.
Yeah, right.
I see what you're saying.
I didn't have my humidity mask on on the flight.
But you never know.
Maybe I smashed it.
We're about to find out.
Once you've heard both, you get to vote on the winner of Fridayoke,
including you, Dua Lipa, if you're listening.
Here's mine.
If you want to run away with me, I know a galaxy and I can take you for a ride.
I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm where the music don't stop for life.
Glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes, shining just the way you like.
If you're feeling like you need a little bit of company, you met me at the perfect time.
You want me.
I want you, baby.
My sugar poo.
I'm levitating.
The Milky Way.
We're renegading.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you.
Moonlight.
You're my starlight.
I need you.
You.
All night.
Come on, dance with me.
I'm levitating.
You, moonlight, you're my starlight.
I need you.
All night, come on, dance with me.
I'm levitating.
What did you think?
So good.
Loved it.
Thought that I had passion, had hiccup in the middle, which was fun.
Our producer told us that there was a hiccup in there
and that we had to do a hiccup.
No, if you listen back to mine, it's a hiccup.
Oh.
He said do a hiccup.
So I went...
Wait, can you find the part in mine and then the part in yours?
Yeah, we'll get...
Yeah, Claude, can you grab each of ours and just see what...
Far out.
Someone said I'm not going to lie, I had to turn the radio off during cleanse.
Come back.
Come back, okay?
Who's got it this week?
We'd love to have your votes in.
0800 DIAL ZM, you can have your say.
Is it Clint or is it me this week for Dua Lipa?
Hopefully she was not listening to either of ours just then.
Tough week, tough week.
Tough.
Got to get a result, though, and we'll have it for you.
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.
I'm doing here our Friday Okies again.
Friday Okie!
Dua Lipa's
in the country.
God, I've seen
some footage
from the shows.
I believe she's
playing tonight.
Hottie.
Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
And she sounds
phenomenal live.
So as a special tribute
we did Dua Lipa's
Levitating.
My breeze sounded like that.
I got you, moonlight.
You're my starlight.
I need you all night.
Come on, dance with me.
I'm levitating you.
Moonlight.
Oh, still going.
That is a long replay.
You can end it there.
Mine sounded like that.
I got you, moonlight.
You're my starlight. I need you all night. playing in there. Mine sounded like this.
Both very good.
You don't need to hear the rest.
We crushed the rest of it.
You asked Claudia to isolate the hiccup that so many people are commenting on.
So this is the hiccup when you did it.
Wait, where was it?
It was really subtle.
It was the first thing you heard.
Oh.
Right at the start, hear that?
Oh, yeah, okay.
Mine was subtle too.
You want me.
I want you baby. Sounds like you burped.
Sounds like I choked.
Sounds like the noise you make just before you vomit.
Oh, deep throat over here.
We are looking for a winner.
Five votes standing by.
Let's go to Tegan on our $800 at IM.
Happy Friday, Tegan.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Who are you voting for, Brie or Clint?
Brie didn't really have the passion for me today,
so I've got to go with Clint despite the hiccup.
Yeah, fair.
Okay, we'll take it.
Thank you, Tegan.
Appreciate you.
Have a great weekend.
We're going to go to Carly next.
Hi, Carly.
Hi, Carly.
Hi.
What do you reckon, Carly? Who are you voting
for? Brie or Clint?
Long time, that's my first time
calling. Wait a second there Carly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go Carly.
Go Carly.
Go Carly.
Go Carly. Good to have you on the show
Carly. Thank you for calling up. Who are you
going to pick to win Friday Okie?
I'm going to vote Bree.
Thank you Carly. You've made my Friday.
You're a superstar. Emily's
here. Hi Emily. Hi Emily.
Hi. Are you a first time caller
too? Yes. Go on.
Go Emily. Go Emily. Go Emily. Go Emily.
Go Emily. It's your birthday.
Not your birthday, but you're here now.
Who do you vote for?
Who are you going to vote for, Em? Brie.
I'll take it. Thanks, Em.
One more vote.
Laura's here. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura.
Hi, how are you guys?
Are you a first-time caller, Laura?
I actually am, yes.
Let's go!
That's three in a row.
Oh, my son's getting into the listening,
so he's been keen to get on the air as well.
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, is he there?
Yes, he is.
G'day, mate.
Good to have you both on for the first time,
but we do need to get down to brass tacks.
Who are you voting for?
Well, my son heard you on first three,
and then he heard twice, and he's going for Brie.
There you go.
Let's go, baby.
She's got it.
I got you, moonlight.
You're my starlight.
I need you all night.. You're my starlight.
I need you all night.
Come on, dance with me.
I'm levitating you.
Congratulations.
Thank you, guys.
Real shame Dua Lipa couldn't get through.
I feel like she would have voted for me and it would have, you know,
swung the momentum back my way a bit. I think she would have because she would have been real attracted to you. Because she knows real talent. Yeah, she knows real talent. Yeah, I think she would have been real attracted to you.
She knows real talent.
Yeah, she knows real talent.
I think she would have been
real attracted to you
after hearing yours.
And then we would have
fallen in love.
It's us kissing.
I'd love to have
a flirt off
you and me
with Dua Lipa
and see
who could
I can't think of anything
I would hate more.
Because you'd know you'd lose.
You're correct.
You think I'd make these kissy noises if Dua Lipa
was here?
Do the hiccup to her.
She might bend to that. Whatever she wants.
We are
going to have a cold glass of water
and you are going to call us on 0800
dials at M so we can figure out what your birthday
banger is. Yeah, call us now,
0800 dial ZM. Let's get a
ripper for a Friday.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Brie and Clint.
All I want for my birthday
is a birthday banger.
Alrighty, birthday banger time.
If you don't know what a birthday banger is,
it's the number one song when you turn 16,
i.e. your birthday banger.
Sophie's going to do her birthday banger first.
Hi, Soph.
Hi there.
How's your week been, Sophie?
Yeah, not bad, thank you, but miserable today.
Yeah, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's terrible.
Hey, mate, what is your birthday?
13 to the 1st, 1985.
Right, that means you were 16, Sophie, in 2001.
And we've done our calculations.
Here's your birthday banger.
Because I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag.
Oh, Wheatus.
It's a classic wonder from the boys.
Total classic, yeah.
Very 2001.
Connected to that movie Loser.
What was that movie?
It had the guy from American Pie in it.
Oh, yeah, okay.
And this song was like the theme song of it.
Tune.
Wait there, Sophie.
Leo is going to do Dad's birthday banger.
Hi, Leo.
Hi, Leo.
Hi, Brian Clint.
What's Dad's name? My dad's called Brandon. Wait, wait, Leo. Hi, Leo. Hi, Bree and Clint. What's dad's name?
My dad's called Brandon. Wait, wait, wait.
First, can I say that I'm a first-time
caller? Hold on.
First-time caller. Go, Leo.
I had a feeling it was coming. Go, Leo.
Go, Leo. I would have voted for you,
Clint. Thank you, Leo.
I appreciate it. I still would have lost.
Yeah. I've also got my
sister, Frankie, here. She wants to say hi. Yeah. I've also got my sister Frankie here.
She wants to say hi.
Okay.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi there.
The whole family's involved.
Okay.
Let's do Dad's birthday banger.
It's the 21st of August, 1973.
All right.
That means your dad was 16 in 1989.
And on that day, this was number one.
And all that I wanted was you.
You made all my dreams come true.
You kids on the block, you got it.
The right stuff.
The right stuff.
Do you know it, Leo?
I don't know that one.
Does Dad know it?
Do you know it? Leo? I don't know that one. Does Dad know it? Do you know it? Not particularly, no.
Well, you don't
choose your birthday banger, it chooses you and he gets
new kids on the block. Sure does.
Mark Wahlberg's older brother.
Yeah.
Wait there, let's do Jamie's birthday banger.
Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi.
How's it going? What's plans for the weekend,
Jamie? Oh, I've got a wedding to go to. Okay, that. Hi. How's it going? What's plans for the weekend, Jamie?
Oh, I've got a wedding to go to.
Okay, that's a bit fun.
Whose wedding?
The in-laws.
Well, the partner's auntie.
Your partner's auntie.
Auntie's auntie.
Okay.
Well, we hope you get good with her.
What's your date of birth, Jamie?
The 7th of the 9th, 2001.
Right, that means you were 16, Jamie, in 2017.
We've done some calculations.
Here's your birthday banger.
Despacito.
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito.
Deja que te diga cosas. Ooh, the sultry, the saucy one from Justin Bieber
and Louis Fonsi.
Despacito, what do you reckon?
Irish and Sophie's is better. I agree. I think you've got a do you reckon? Irish and Sophie's is better.
I agree.
I think you've got a good one,
but I think Sophie's is better as well.
Thank you for your honesty.
It's all down to you, Brie.
Despacito's my vote.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, you're still in this, Jamie.
Stay there.
Claudia, you want to split the diff this week?
What's it going to be?
I would love to.
It's got to be Teenage Dirtbag. It's got going to be? I would love to. It's got to be Teenage Dirtbag.
It's got to be.
It's got to be.
It's got to be.
Sophie, you're the winner of Birthday Banger.
Congratulations.
Easy win.
Have a good weekend, Sophie.
Thank you, too.
Cheers.
Bye.
Bye.
From the year 2001, here's Wheatus on ZM.
Her name is Noelle.
ZM. Her name is Noelle. ZM is Brinkland.
Wheatus and Teenage Dirtbag, the winner of Birthday Banger from 2001.
The song's 24 years old this year.
That's Sophie's Birthday Banger.
Yeah.
What?
Do they have any other hits?
Nope.
Not a single one?
We can look, but.
I don't think they did from memory.
I'm going to look up that movie I said loser movie with teenage.
Has anyone seen that movie?
Producers, have you seen that movie?
I know what you're talking about, but I've never seen it.
You know what I'm talking about.
We just have one other song in the ZM database from the last 25 years,
and this is it.
It's called A Little Respect.
I tried to discover.
Oh, I know this.
A little something to make me.
Oh, yeah, I've heard this song.
Oh, this is a cover.
Don't you get me now, don't you get me now.
Yeah, the movie Loser starring Jason Biggs came out in the year 2000.
Yeah, there you go.
It's a cover of this, isn't it?
The 80s song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There we go.
Next on the show, we need to have a family meeting.
Oh, no.
Who's done something naughty?
It's not you.
It's either...
Oh, good.
It's not you.
For once. Zed-In's Bray and Clint. It's not you. It's either. Oh, good. It's not you. For once.
Zed-In's Bree and Clint.
It's time for a family meeting, so everybody please gather in.
Bree.
Here.
Present.
Ella.
Here.
Claudia.
Present.
Oh, it's about Claudia.
Yesterday, I returned from Sydney.
Bree and I went over to Sydney to interview some stars for the White Lotus.
Bree didn't get to make it to the big night of the red carpet event that we were there for.
I had diarrhoea.
Yeah, we had to medivac her back to the country.
No, I had to come back for something. Did you come right since then?
Something very important.
I went and came away with a goodie bag,
which included a commemorative limited edition white lotus candle.
Like a scented candle.
Quite a beautiful candle.
I would have loved that candle.
Me too.
Right?
Right.
But I only had one.
And I intended to gift it.
And I didn't want to play a favourite.
So I just gave it to the first person I saw.
And when I got here, I saw Claudia.
Way to make a girl feel special.
Is this how you wooed your wife?
No, I just, I didn't want Ella to feel bad.
You don't do.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so I'm the bad guy here.
I bought that candle back as carry-on.
I carried that candle on a flight back.
That does show effort.
Gifted it to Claudia.
Because Claudia didn't get to go on the trip, so I thought, oh, you know.
Oh, so it was her that you picked?
Well, I did by process of elimination.
It wasn't just the first person you saw.
I am your favourite.
You can say you just wanted to go to Claudia.
Claudia accepted the candle, which anybody could have had,
but Claudia accepted it.
I would have loved that candle.
Me too.
Me too. It's not really nice. Which anybody could have had, but Claudia accepted it. I would have loved that candle. Willingly.
It's not really nice.
Last night, I'm at home, I'm thumbing through Instagram,
and what do I see but on Sarah, one of the other producers here at the company that we work for, on her Instagram story,
but a limited edition White Lotus scented candle,
which could only have come from the premiere event
that I attended last night and nobody
else in this company attended. So Claudia,
tell me to my goddamn face.
Did you free gift
the candle that I gave you?
The long story short, yes,
I did.
Yes, I did do that.
Oh no.
Why didn't you tell her not to
post it, for God's sake?
So she posted it on close friends.
And I was like, I saw it earlier and I was like, oh, like, that's fine.
Like, I wasn't trying to hide it from Clint.
How did Clint get the photo then?
That's my issue.
I was like, I'm not trying to hide it or anything.
But I was like, ah, all good.
He won't see it.
How did you make it onto her close friends?
I'm not sure.
Don't shift the blame.
Yeah, what's going on behind the scenes? I'm not at fault for being onto her close friends? I'm not sure. Don't shift the blame. Yeah, what's going on behind the scenes?
I'm not at fault for being on her close friends.
You're on the close friends of another fellow rival radio producer.
She's not even at fault for sharing the picture.
If she's been given it, she can share it.
Why did you give the candle away?
I did really want that candle.
I would love that candle.
It smelled so good.
So here's what happened, okay?
I didn't even get to go to the premiere in the end. I didn't get to go to Sydney. I would love that candle. It smelled so good. So, here's what happened, okay? I didn't even get to go
to the premiere in the end. I didn't get to go
to Sydney. I had to come home. You had given
it away. All I did was work. It basically went
in one hand and out the other. No, it didn't.
Here's what happened. So, I'm sitting at my desk.
Clint's genuinely
annoyed. I know, I can tell. I want
an explanation. Clint came in with a lovely
box and, like
he said, he thrust it upon me. It was
placed in front of me and I was like, cool, he's giving
me his hand-me-downs. He doesn't want it. He's gone to the
premiere. It's just like a random box.
You didn't present it to me like it was a gift.
What are you going to do? Get down
on one knee? Yes, I need show.
I need grandeur. You need
to say, I
thought of you and I
didn't want to,
but I carried this back with me in my carry-on just for you.
How is this being turned around on me?
No, no, no.
I'm not finished explaining.
Just a little bit more effort from you and Claudia might have understood.
Leah, like you said, I didn't understand the meaning behind it.
So I did accept it, but it was like all in a rush and I was like, okay, great, cool.
But then the more I thought about it, I was
like, I've not seen White Lotus
and Ella's not seen White Lotus. I was going to give it to her
but she hasn't seen it. It's a
beautiful candle. It is beautiful
but then... I did open it up and smelt it
and I said, that's a really nice candle. I'll be
honest, I did. You weren't in
the room and I actually walked in
and the two producers were talking
about the candle and I actually walked in and the two producers were talking about the candle
and I overheard Claudia and
I quote say, whatever she says is a lie
look at this yuck candle that
Clint gave me, he knows
that I'm an Akoya girl
and I only smell
Akoya candles
that's a lie, that's what I
heard, but I didn't like how it smelled
that is the truth.
So the truth comes out.
So rather than give it back.
You can't give gifts back.
Oh, you just give them to someone else.
Give them away.
More context.
So Sarah, the person I gave it to, is my in real life best friend.
She's my best friend of all time.
And I thought you were mine.
No, you didn't. No, you never did. I thought you were mine. No, you didn't.
No, you never did.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
I do see the error in my ways.
And I...
It just means...
I just think it's the height of rudeness.
Oh, really?
Oh, he's genuinely annoyed.
You owe...
Hey, no.
You owe Clint an apology.
Oh!
No, screw that.
You owe me a limited edition white lotus candle.
Okay, I'll go to Sarah's house.
I'll go get it.
I've heard she's got one.
I'll go get it back to myself.
Stand your ground.
Know your friends, everybody.
Their names, Brie and Clint.
Podcast.
Monoskin.
Monoskin?
Foreskin.
Sorry. I'm begging. Sorry.
I'm begging.
Sorry, Ross.
Oh, he's still here.
It was an intrusive thought.
I can't help it.
It's their fault.
It's their fault for the band name.
He's trying not to laugh.
Like we're the first.
He liked it.
Like we're the first radio show to refer to that band as Foreskin.
Yeah.
Muzzletop.
Look, he's like, oh, don't care. No, no, no. Muzzletop band as Foreskin. Yeah. Muzzletuff. Look, he's like, oh, don't care.
No, no, no.
Muzzletuff, no Foreskin.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the difference.
That is the difference.
Yeah.
So Muzzletuff to both.
We need to move swiftly along.
I thought he left.
I thought he was gone.
We need to do the Whitney Challenge.
Everyone's been doing it.
If you haven't seen it,
it's trying to get the correct timing of the drum
before the big drop.
I need to know before we do it,
have you been practising?
I have not practised. No, me neither. I haven't counted. I don't know before we do it, have you been practising? I have not practised.
No, me neither. I haven't counted, I don't know anything.
Have not practised once. I mean, I've listened to the song before.
We're short a drum, but we're gonna
do it with... A bell.
A bell.
Okay, that will be our simulated drum
and you'll be able to hear
if we get it on the beat.
It's not easy, can I say.
From what I've seen, like people doing it, looks quite hard.
Would you like to go first?
I can go first.
I feel like there's a disadvantage going first.
I'll go first.
Make the producers go first.
Oh, they're doing it too?
Yeah.
They've got a bell out there.
I'll be the test dummy.
Are you ready, Claudia?
I'm ready.
You're going to go first.
No. out there. I'll be the test dummy. Are you ready, Claudia? I'm ready. You're going to go first. I wish you
love.
Hands where we can see them.
I was so sure.
Not bad, though.
Not bad.
Still quite good timing, if that makes sense.
It was a salon beat. Yeah, it was. Hand the bell Not bad. Still quite good timing, if that makes sense. Was it still on beat?
Yeah, it was.
Hand the bell to Ella.
You ready, Ella?
The most musically gifted in the group.
Okay.
She has timing.
She has rhythm.
That's what she says.
She has a musical ear.
I wish you love.
Close your hands. I haven't seen anybody get it.
Very good.
That was incredible.
I feel like she shocked herself a little bit.
Oh, gee, that's awesome.
That was very good.
Far out.
I'm auditioning for X Factor.
See ya.
Girl, we should have gone first.
Should have went first.
We should have gone first.
Okay.
Wow.
You're up.
You ready?
Okay, I'm ready.
I wish you love.
I don't want to hurt your hand.
You hadn't even raised your hand.
I was like, when is she going to lift her hand up?
I'm not going to lie, I kind of lost concentration.
Did you forget what you were doing?
Oh, ow!
Okay, just me.
Oh, look what it did to my hand!
God, you smacked that thing.
Last one. Here we go.
Okay. Okay.
God, I knew you came early.
Didn't know you came with that. I think you and I were the worst, by the way.
I think we were the worst by far.
The producers absolutely pantsed us.
Can we have another go next week?
I was premature.
You were late.
Oh, gosh.
Can we have another go next week?
Yeah. Ella can't. No, everyone who didn't get it gets to go again. Can we have another go next week? Yeah
Ella can't
No everyone who didn't get it
Gets to go again
Hey
Hey
Here's an idea
Everybody who doesn't get it
You have to keep doing it
Every day until you get it
Until you do
Yeah
You weren't even anywhere near it
So you hit the bell afterwards
Yeah but at least it was you hit the bell afterwards.
Yeah, but at least it was closer.
No, the bell had already gone.
You're worse.
Like, you just went, oh, bell.
Oh, better hit it.
Drum, bell.
Who was worse, producers?
What's worse?
I mean, Clint had enough time to hit the bell, react, walk away,
and then have the beat drop, so.
Okay, a little Musk Perfect.
Give it another go
Play ZM's
Brian Clint
On Insta
Facebook
TikTok
And live weekdays
From 3 on ZM