ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th August 2023

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

Who has the biggest mouth? Stag dos that got out of control. Bad gift givers. Fridayoke - Sucker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. God everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Friday. Happy Friday everyone. Get out the rosé, because the weekend's here. Yeah. Start early. Brie and I are dressed in flannel and ready to go. Oh we are too. We're nearly matching

flannel. We look like we've come from the same lumber yard. We're cut from the same cloth we look like. So to speak. Today on the show, someone's going to get another $250 New World voucher if they've gone to ZM Online and told us their kitchen

hack. That's all you have to do. Just a tricky little thing that you know works in the kitchen. Tell us about it at ZM online and we could give you a $250 New World voucher at 3pm, 5pm today. What would be yours? Do you have any? Yeah. We can't.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I can poach an egg in a cup. Oh yeah, in the microwave. In the microwave. In the microwave. But man, it is. You need to figure out your microwave.

It takes a few eggs to figure out your microwave. Because I reckon there's a two second difference between a perfectly poached egg and an exploded egg. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It turns so quickly. And let's be real. A poached egg that goes past runny into hard is just a crappy egg. Yeah, no, thank you. It's a rubbery.

The white bit is rubbery. It's terrible. And the yellow bit is chalky. It's not good. No. Let's kick off the show, though, with you. It's a rubbery. The white bit is rubbery. It's terrible. And the yellow bit is chalky. It's not good. No. Let's kick off the show, though, with Tradie versus Lady. Last game of the week. The Ladies picked up a win yesterday.

But who can do it today? $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie versus Lady. Oh, man, I tried to pad that out so well. You should have given me the look. And I do the padding while you do the finding of the things.

Oh, guys, I've got to tell you, I'm pretty tired. I think we should just wrap the show. Actually, I've changed my mind. It's Treatyie versus Lady 3, 2, 1, let's go I think that was seamless Nice padding I'm pretty tired

I'm pretty tired I think we should wrap the show up Oh, I've changed my mind Here we go, Tradie versus Lady 65 points to the Tradies 69, very nice points to the Ladies Who's going to take out the last game of the week? Our Lady is calling from Auckland.

She's 38 and she's a surprise Christmas baby, just like Jesus Christ. Welcome to the show, Michelle. G'day, Michelle. Afternoon, guys. Michelle, were you born on Christmas Day? I was born at 10.35pm Christmas night. Oh, such a crappy birthday, isn't it, to have a birthday on Christmas? It is when you get the two-for-one gift.

That's what I mean, Michelle. It's not fair on you. You're taking on our trading today from Christchurch, the 30 and... They're psychic. They're psychic. I thought it said physics. Looks the same. They're psychic and they reckon the All Blacks will win by 20.

Welcome to the show, Chris. G'day, Chris. Hey, how's it going? Good. If you're actually psychic, what colour underwear am I wearing? Commando today, I think. How did he know? How did he bloody know that?

One point on the board already. Nailed it. Crash your buzzers, tradie. Michelle, yours is lady. First at three correct answers gets $50 cash. Thanks to Kate FC. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. How many sticks of chocolate do you get inside a standard Twix bar? Lady. Yes, Michelle. Two. Two is correct. Do some come with three? The Mega Twix?

I don't know. I feel like they do. I haven't had a Mega Twix. Like a Mega Mega. I'd buy a Mega Twix though. Oh, they're so good. Yeah. Because you feel like you've finished and then boom, another one.

Question number two, one to the ladies. Simon Dallow reads the news on which TV channel? Trady. Lady. Yes, Chris. TV One. Yeah. He's on the money.

You're on the board as well. That is one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Baby, you're a fire. Katie. Chris is in. Katie Peary.

You're on fire, Chris. You're two. And Michelle, you're on one. You need this one to stay in it. Question number four. What does the initialism BFF stand for? Lady. Yes, Michelle.

Best friend forever. Nice work. We're all tied up here for? Lady. Yes, Michelle. Best friend forever. Nice work. We're all tied up here for a Friday. Guys, this is for the win. Question number five. Now married to Keith Urban, but who was Nicole Kidman's first husband? Lady. Michelle for the win.

Tom Cruise. She's got it. Well done. What a comeback. She's a lady. Chris, a great game played by you, but Michelle, two good $50 cash coming your way. Awesome. Thank you.

There we go. Go to the All Blacks, Chris. Going to put a bet on that 20-point head start, you reckon? Easy. Easy. You'll go and make your 50 bucks at the TAB. I saw the Wallabies play Last weekend

I reckon they'll win by more Brianne Clint An American expat In Melbourne Has spoken out About how she was Quite taken aback At the fact that

No one bought her A drink on a night out Sounds ridiculous eh It does It really does She's used to it though In America She said guys approach her and buy drinks. All night.

Yeah, all night. But in Australia, and we said the same would be true for New Zealand, it's not a thing. They sit back, relax. She said she felt ugly. Yeah, well, you kind of would. If it was a normal thing, like where you're from. Yeah. You'd be like, what's happened to me?

You're like, what is going on? No one has come over to speak to me. No one's bought me a drink. So we're asking you to be very honest with us this afternoon. Do you regularly get drinks bought for you out in town? And is it because you're hot? This person wants to remain anonymous. Good afternoon, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Does this happen to you, Anonymous? Do you have drinks bought for you? Yeah, I love getting a free drink on the weekend. Jealous. It's my favourite thing.

Yeah. So it happens regularly in different places? Yeah, just like lots of different places. I don't know. And is it because you're hot? No, I think I've just got the gift of the gab. Okay. You bring the bants, do you, Anonymous?

Yeah, and I like doing little tricks. Like once they buy the drink, I'll race them to the bottom. And then I'll say, oh, no, you have to get another drink. And then I'll get in front of another drink. Anonymous, can I ask how old you are? I'm 20. Okay, right. So you're doing things because you are? I'm 20. Okay, right. So you're doing things because you need to budget on your night out, right?

Yeah, I'm a poor student. Do you get talking to people just in the hopes that they will buy you drinks? Or do you just like talking to people? Oh, no, you don't. No, I'm 100% like I just need another drink or something. Sometimes it's just the food as well. Anonymous! Hey, we asked you to be honest.

And to be honest, it is a good skill set to have where you can talk to anyone. Loser buys a pizza. Yeah. Loser buys a pizza. Thanks, Anonymous. Fascinating. Let's talk to another anonymous person. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello.

Tell us, is this you as well? Oh, I come from a really small town in the Yrefa. So it doesn't really work for you. Kind of the same as the last. Like, you know, when you come from a small town, it's easy to just chat away to anyone and chew their ear off. It's not Carterton, is it?

No. Okay. No, just checking. No, so when we go out, we just pretend we're old mates and then, like, they feel real bad that they don't recognise you and they're like, oh, that's right, that's right, no, you're wrong. Wait, wait, wait. You'll go up to people that you don't know

and pretend that you're old friends so that they'll buy you a drink. No, no, no, not that bad. But, like, if they come up to me and, like, start chatting, I'll be like, oh, I remember you from so-and-so, and they'll give you the weird look like, are you sure? And then, you know, it's a tight life with, you know, cost of living and stuff. Got to budget that night out. What a hustler.

I'll be honest. I have done this in my early 20s, Anonymous. Have you? I remember doing this. Oh, my God, how are you? So good to see you. What are you up to? We should get a drink. We should get a drink. Your shower.

Yeah, like, oh, should we go sit outside? Let's get a drink. No, I'm guilty for it. That takes me back. Okay, thank you, Anonymous. Have fun in Greytown tonight. Say hi to the locals for us, Anonymous. My hip palmy. Yeah, palmy north.

Porkchop hill. Thanks, Anonymous. Listen to thismy. Yeah, parmy north. Busted. Porkchop hill. Thanks, Anonymous. Listen to this text. It says, My boyfriend and I always get offered drinks, whether we're together or separate, by both men and women. It's a huge ego booster, if I'm honest, and has turned into a bit of a challenge on nights out

to see who gets asked the most. You and your partner, they say. How hot of a couple must they be? Yeah, and what town is this? They must be beautiful. It'll be New Zealand's leading thruple-based nightlife scene. Well, I don't know. Isn't it why you guys both are drinking?

It says when they're together and when they're separate. Evie's here as well. Hi, Evie. Hi, Evie. Hi, how are you? Tell us, Evie, have you had drinks bought for you regularly? I used to back in my prime when I was like 21. Oh, no.

I worked with a bunch of girls at a pharmacy, and I think maybe two of them were single, or maybe even three of them, and I was the only taken one. And we used to go to Potsonby and they would purposely make me wear more cleavage-y dress and it would just be free drinks pretty much all night.

Oh my God. Evie! You'd use the boob purse, Evie. How old are you now? How old are you now, Evie? I'm like 31. It was 10 years ago. And you've lost it. You've lost your superpower.

Well, yeah. I doubt that. I'm married and everything now, but you know. It's a cost of living crisis, Evie. Maybe you should get him out. Get him out of the supermarket, see if they give you free groceries. Can you not tell Evie who's called the show to get him out?

Sorry, Evie. Poor Evie. Sorry, Evie. Evie, put them away. Please, put them away, Evie. Tuck the boob purse Sorry, Evie. Poor Evie. Sorry, Evie. Evie, put them away. Please, put them away, Evie. Tuck the boo purse away, Evie. Get them back out. Bring them out of retirement.

Fascinating. Okay, I've learned a lot this afternoon. I've learned a lot. Someone just texted and said, my win in life is Bree bought me a drink standing at the bar and I'm definitely not hot. Oh. I wonder where that was.

Is that a soul bar? I buy drinks for people quite often. Yeah, there's a life hack. That's how you get free drinks. As soon as I've had a fair few. Check Bree's Instagram story, see where she is. Head down there and be like, I remember you from Toowoomba. If someone goes, hey Bree, you bought me a drink, I'll go, yeah, go on.

Bree and Clint. The biggest story in entertainment over the last two days has been the Lizzo drama. And if somehow you missed it, three of her former dancers have taken her to court, alleging sexual harassment and providing an unsafe workplace, essentially.

And up until now, Lizzo's been silent on it. She hasn't said anything. Lizzo has posted. She has addressed it and she has written something about everything. It's quite a long post. Do we want to hear all of it or do you want to, should we just have a little?

You read the bits that you think. Look, so it's on her Instagram and it's one of those ones that they put up where it's just text and it reads like this. It says, The last few days have been gut-wrenchingly awful and overwhelmingly disappointing. My work ethic, morals, and respectfulness have been questioned.

My character has been criticized. Usually I choose not to respond to false allegations, but these are unbelievable, as they sound and are too outrageous to not be addressed. These sensationalised stories are coming from former employees who have already publicly admitted that they were told their behaviour on tour was inappropriate and unprofessional. It's interesting, eh?

It is interesting because obviously normally in these circumstances, eventually the person that's being accused does come out with a statement. They have to. And it's usually so tailored by lawyers and PR people. But when I read this one, I really felt like it was coming from her. I'm sure it's went through lawyers and PR people, but it does sound like it's coming from her. She goes on to say,

as an artist, I've always been very passionate about what I do. I take my music and my performances seriously because at the end of the day, I only want to put out the best art that represents me and my fans. With passion comes hard work and high standards. Sometimes I have to make hard decisions, but it's never my intention to make anyone feel uncomfortable. It's so hard to tell these days because there's a lot of people saying

that it's a money grab from the people taking her to court, her and her production company. And something that TMZ posted yesterday, I believe, was a video or an article where one of those dancers that has taken Lizzo to court has pretty much described Lizzo as her queen and it was amazing getting to work with her and all these lovely things and that was all after. Oh, so she's completely changed her tune. And they're kind of saying, you know, how can you change your tune so much?

But there was also the Beyonce thing that happened yesterday. Yeah, so we reported yesterday that Beyonce had taken Lizzo's name out of one of her songs. She does a remix of Break My Soul where she names a whole bunch of high profile influential black women and she took Lizzo's name out of it. Yeah. But we think it's Beyonce's mum that has said, It is.

Don't be stupid. Tina Knowles has come out and said, Oh, guys, you really need to stop. This is Tina Knowles' words. She also missed her sister's name out of it. Stopped reading so much into things. She missed Kelly Rowland's name out of it as well. So her mum's pretty much been like, don't be ridiculous.

The Lizzo message ends with, I'm hurt, but I won't let the good work I've done in the world be overshadowed by this. I want to thank everyone who has reached out in support to lift me up during this difficult time. Still going to go to court, but she's putting her side across as well. Yeah, I mean, tough time for everyone involved,

especially when there's a court case. Not a nice thing. Should be stoked her tour's over. Yeah. Imagine if you had to go on stage at Spark Arena tomorrow night after all of this stuff's going down. Horrible situation. At least you'd be in a room full of people that liked you.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. This is a wild story today. It turns out Will Smith very nearly turned down his role in Men in Black, Dean. I know.

Can you imagine? So here's what happened, right? He'd just done Independence Day, and he was offered the phenomenon that is Men in Black. And he, at the time, was like, wait a second, I've just done this alien movie, and it's a year later, they want me to do another alien movie. Here's what happened. Steven Spielberg sent a helicopter, helicopter, to pick him up. The helicopter picks him up, takes him to Steven Spielberg's mansion, sits him down,

and that's when Steven Spielberg was like, no, no, no, you need to do this movie and actually Men in Black is one of the, it made him like, is it the most money that anyone's ever made in a movie? I think it's Will Smith from Men in Black. I think. Is that right? I think it's Will Smith's most commercially successful film of all time.

Steven Spielberg, I read, didn't even direct Men in Black, he's one of the producers on it, but he has that power, right? He still claims it as his. He said, Will Smith says that Steven Spielberg, after helicoptering him to this house, sat him down and said, tell me why you don't want to do

my movie. And I think in that moment, I think if Steven Spielberg says that to you, you say, I'll do it. You say, I'm sorry, Mr. Spielberg. It just doesn't sound like a very good script. Something that erases people's memories. I just don't really get it.

I don't get it. Couple of guys in suits. Tommy Lee Jones. I just don't quite get it. I'll end it. It was one of the best decisions he ever made in the end, really, wasn't it? There you go. That's fascinating.

And that's the latest from Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brianne Clint. Did your stag or hens do end badly? Did it get a bit out of control? You know, did someone take it a bit too far and maybe someone got hurt? Maybe someone cheated on someone? Ooh.

These are all things that definitely have happened at Hens and Stag Do's. Yeah. There's a story doing the rounds about a woman who said she warned her younger sister. So it's her younger sister who was getting married. And she said, me and my soon-to-be husband, we're going to have our stag and hens do joint. It's going to be a joint stag and hens, and it's going to be one big party. It's going to be a great time. Why?

You get to have that party. It's called the wedding. So apparently the joint stag and hens revolved around the couple and their friends being ferried around to different strip clubs in a hired bus slash limo, which also ended up with four people dropping out of the wedding party altogether from stuff that happened on the joint, hens and stag do. Oh, my God.

It got that out of control. Yeah. To make matters worse, apparently the cleaning fee for the limo was more than the entire fee to hire the limo in the first place because it was so bad. So trashed. That they were just like, this is outrageous. We're charging you like this amount to clean it up.

Yeah. It also ended from the joint Hens and Stag do. The night resulted in three breakups, including one couple who are now getting a divorce and also one person got arrested. A divorce? Yeah. A divorce. Well, the other couples might not have been married yet.

Yeah, I know, but it must be pretty bad to cause a divorce, you know? Yeah, it sounds pretty bad. Like? I mean, I think back to some hen's nights that I've been on and they do and can get out of control. Absolutely. Absolutely. And do you always want your partner in prison in those situations?

Almost exclusively not. My cousin, and I've told you this story before, it was two weeks before his wedding and they decided to have this dag do two weeks before the wedding. And my cousin, very fun guy, life of the party, bit of a loose unit his entire life. At one point in the night, he was quite intoxicated and for some reason they had a wheelchair

and they've strapped him to this wheelchair in the hotel, right? So they've duct taped him to a wheelchair and he was in the corridor of the hotel they were staying at and they decided they would see how fast they could push him down the corridor. Oh. And apparently pretty fast because he didn't stop and he went straight through a glass sliding door

and needed a bunch of stitches in his arm. Luckily, his face was okay. If I was one of the groomsmen at that wedding, I would leave the country. I would not show up to the wedding. You imagine. There's no way I could face the bride. Imagine.

If I had let that happen to the groom, no. Lucky it was on his arm because I can just picture how angry. Actually, just lucky he was okay. He went through a glass bloody sliding door. We have one rule on our stag do's in our friend group. Nothing happens to the face. Nothing. Whatever happens, nothing happens to the face.

What a great rule. Everything else, though. Fair game. Wax the whole body. Do not touch a hair on that man's face or head. It's not called for. I showed up to our friend's stag do a day late. It was a two-nighter.

And I showed up on the second morning, on the morning after the first night. First thing I see, stag with a split eyebrow. No, no, no. But he'd done it to himself. That's even worse. And his wedding was also two weeks away. That's so bad. That's so bad.

I would have been raging. Let's find out the worst things that have happened on Hens and Stag Do's. When did it get out of control? Did you go to a stag or a hens do that just got a little bit out of control? What happened? What went down?

You can be anonymous and you can text them through to 9696 or give us a call 0800 dial ZM. Is there a story so bad that they called the wedding off? I'm sure there would be. Bree and Clint. Welcome to stories of debauchery, regret, and all round just idiocy. Because we're talking about stag do's and hen's do's that just went a bit too far.

A bit too far. A bit too far. After a story's come out about this joint stag and hen's do that ended up in three breakups, one divorce, and someone got arrested. Pretty bad. It's pretty bad. No one wants to talk on the phone. No one wants to talk on the phone, but the text messages are here. Some of the text messages we can't read out because they're so bad.

The stag's soon-to-be brother-in-law, married to his soon-to-be wife's sister, was caught kissing a dude outside a club. He had to travel home on the same bus with the father-in-law the next day. 2.5 hours of complete silence. Oh, no. They are still together.

Someone said a mate of ours, Stag Do, was a three-day bender which ended in the stag needing to be put into an induced coma for three days. That's not okay. That's bad. That's not okay. Can we just say not okay? Not okay.

My dad broke his ankle on a stag do the week before him and mum's wedding. All of their wedding photos, he's either on crutches or in a wheelchair. Wait, the dad broke the ankle? Her dad broke his ankle at his stag do. Dad was just happy to be out and about, wasn't he? I think dad went a bit too hard. He was a young man. This was before this person was born.

Oh, I was thinking. She's talking about her parents. I thought it was like the father of the groom or something. No, no. And he's like, you know, living it up. My dad broke his ankle on his stag do a week before him and mum's wedding. Right, gotcha. How did he?

Oh, that's bad. That's real bad. Someone else said... Are you pre-reading these? Yeah, I am. My parents' wedding, my dad had his stag do the night before the wedding. Who does that these days? Not many people, eh?

No, not anymore. The night before the wedding was an hour late to the wedding with his entire groomsmen party and they were so sickly hungover. Cheers from Anonymous. They were an hour late to the wedding. That wedding I went to in Perth because everyone had travelled. Were they late? No, no, no, no, no.

Because everyone had travelled from around the world. We had the stag do two days before the wedding. Still a bad idea. Such a bad idea. Such a bad idea. We were like, we had the stag do two days before the wedding. Still a bad idea. Such a bad idea. Such a bad idea. We were like, we'll be fine. Have you noticed one common denominator in all these stories? No, no, I haven't, no.

You haven't? No, there's nothing that jumps out to me. Oh, okay. No. Someone else said about 30 years ago, my uncle had his stag night before his wedding, got absolutely intoxicated, fell over and went through a TV and had to get stitches in his head.

He went through a TV. Must have been one of those old. Well, they're 30 years ago. Old TVs, yeah. Bloody hell. Yeah, they're 30 years ago. Old TVs, yeah. Bloody hell. Yeah, good bit of balance there. There were a good number of stag stories versus hen stories. Yeah, great mix.

Good number of... Definitely 50-50. Good mix of men keeping it under control. We would have read out the hens ones, but there wasn't any. Not a one. All the stag do's. Do better, men. Do better.

Just use your brain. If it's the day before the wedding. Time for the one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second, one second It's our weekly song guessing game where we go head to head with you to guess songs as quickly as possible and if you're on the winning team you'll score 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Caitlin, you're going to be joining my team. Hello, how you going? Good, mate, how you going? Good for a Friday, loving it. Oh, how can you going? Good, mate. How are you going? Good for a Friday. Loving it. Oh, how can you not be good on a Friday? And the Warriors are playing tonight. Up the wars.

And the All Blacks are playing tomorrow. It's going to be a great weekend, Caitlin. You are going to have to go through me and Carrick to take out the one second song challenge today. Kia ora, Carrick. G'day, Carrick. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Are you good for a Friday, Carrick. G'day, Carrick. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Are you good for a Friday, Carrick? Yeah, doing pretty well. Headed on the way home, so looking forward to a nice weekend. Hopefully the weather holds up, to be honest. Agreed, agreed. Good stuff. It's been bloody cold.

All right, Carrick, we are taking on the girls. Producer Claudia is going to run the game. Hi, Claude. Hello, happy Friday. Happy Friday. Claude, how good's a Friday? Oh, my God. How good's a Friday?

I love it. Just can't beat it. Can't beat it. As usual, there's a theme with this game. I don't know if you heard. You know in the Barbie movie, the song that Ryan Gosling did, the I'm Just Can one? Because I'm just can't anywhere else I be taken.

It's made its Billboard Hot 100 debut. Has it really? What's it sitting at? It's sitting at number 87. There you go. Could be Ryan Gosling's first hit. The goss will be happy with that. They'd love it.

So obviously this song was made for the Barbie movie. So I've gone and taken a look at other movies, sorry, other songs that were made for movies that have ended up in the Billboard Hot 100. Good theme, Claude. So the way the game works, I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name, tell me the artist and the name of the

song. Easy as that. So Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Okay. Good luck. Brie. That's Lose Yourself, Eminem for 8 Mile. Oh, bonus points. That's Lose Yourself Eminem for 8 Mile Oh bonus points That's such a good movie Eminem's actually a good actor

in it Did he do any other movies? I don't think so One and done Fitty Sid played himself in his movie too Yeah yeah Alright one point to team Brie and Caitlin That was speedy speedy Okay Caitlin Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, one point to Team Bree and Caitlin. Yeah, that was speedy, speedy.

Okay, Caitlin, Carrick, the next one's for you. Just buzz in with your name if you can tell me what it is. Carrick. Yes, Carrick, get in there. I'm pretty sure it's Justin Timberlake with I've Got a Feeling. Yeah, I'll give it to you. Well done, Carrick. Do you know what movie?

No, it's Escaped My Mind. It's from Trolls, eh? You guys are all going for bonus points here. Trolls movie. Okay, one piece. One to Team Carrick and Clint. One to Team Caitlin and Brie. All right.

Back to Brie and Clint. This one's for you guys. Brie. Oh Oh you are speedy She hasn't got it She hasn't got it What you see Check on it Beyonce

Yes What's the movie Yeah do you want the bonus point here I do Is it You know it Charlie's Angels? No, not Charlie's Angels.

Or Austin Powers? Austin Powers. Oh. Neither of those. What is it? Apparently it's for one of the remakes of Pink Panther. Oh. Yeah.

2006. Wouldn't have picked that. Yeah, no idea. All right. Two points to team Caitlin and Brie. Caitlin, you can win it for us here, mate. Oh, wish me luck. Let's go.

Go get it, Caitlin. I believe in you. Good luck to both of you. For the win, Caitlin. Cassie for William. She's got it. Oh, nice. Nice, Caitlin.

From the Minions movie. Is it? Is it Minions? It's Despicable Me, isn't it? Same thing. Oh, nice. Nice, Caitlin. Yeah, good. From the Minions movie. Is it? Is it Minions? It's Despicable Me, isn't it? Same thing. Same, same, same. Caitlin, that means you've picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work.

Oh, thank you. That's awesome. You killed it. Bree and Clint. I want to ask the question, is your partner bad at buying gifts? Yeah, it's that time of the week where I delve deep into the NZ Herald section where people ask for advice. Letters to the editor. Letters to the editor.

Someone has asked for advice this week about their boyfriend. So they say here, my boyfriend and I are two weeks away from our first anniversary. We're talking about moving in together and things have been going really well. My disappointment with him involves gift giving. He doesn't celebrate special days or wants gifts or any acknowledgement, but I love giving and receiving presents. For my birthday, he took me to dinner but otherwise made little effort. He offered to buy me a gift if I wanted something,

but it's not the point. I think an occasional gift or word of appreciation would be nice. Should I tell him that I want him to buy a gift for our anniversary? Oh, no, you're on very different pages. Such different. It's not like he's taking gifts and then not giving anything in return. He doesn't believe in gift giving. He doesn't want anything and he doesn't give anything.

Different love languages. Or he can't be bothered. Or he can't be bothered. And he just says, oh, it's not my thing. I don't believe in it. I think it's quite unorthodox to, I think it's normal to not want anything. I think that that's just, you don't know what, I don't need anything, don't worry about it. But I think to say that you don't give gifts as well

is a bit different. I would hate to date someone that doesn't like receiving gifts because it's one of my favourite things and something that I feel like I'm really good at is buying gifts for other people. I really like that. I really, and it's not about like buying big lavish things. I like the challenge of it doesn't have to be a big lavish gift.

It's more about listening to stuff that they say and like getting them something where they're like, whoa, how did you know that? That's so thoughtful. And unless this guy's doing other things to make up for it. Yeah. It's a part. And it doesn't sound like he is. It doesn't sound like he is. He's like, no, I up for it. Yeah. It's a part. And it doesn't sound like he is.

It doesn't sound like he is. He's like, no, I don't believe in it. Let's move on. Ella, you said at lunch today that you've had to have a word in your boyfriend's ear about gift giving. Yeah, like when it comes birthday and Christmas, he's great. And we'll like nail it. He'll spend money or whatever. Yep.

But in the day to day, I do love receiving and also giving gifts. Surprises. What, day-to-day? Just out of the blue gifts? Oh, not every day. But just, yeah, you know, like, he's walking past the flower shop, pops in, get me a big rose, but he doesn't do that ever.

And so I just had to, like, drop some hints and still he didn't get it until I had to be like, get me some flowers! So was the hint, hey, babe, I want gifts all year round. Yeah. I got to admit, it sounds a bit more needy than I realised. I don't need it like that. I just like flowers.

Now, that's good. If you need flowers, then you need to make sure that your boyfriend knows that you need flowers. So you've done the right thing. I don't think there's anything wrong. Unpopular opinion, maybe, but flowers, bit of a waste of money. No. Okay. Like I like them.

I really love flowers. Like don't get me wrong. I love flowers, but I can't help but think bit of a waste of money. Just give me the cash equivalent. How romantic. $95 bouquet of flowers. Just give me the cash. Give me the money.

On a Prezi card, just slide it through. We want to ask this afternoon, is your partner bad at giving gifts? And the way you will be able to tell this to us is by telling us about a terrible gift they got you one time. Did your partner really miss the mark? Yeah. Did you get a vacuum for Christmas?

Did you get a frying pan for your birthday? Not cool. Did you get, you know. No. Or they got you nothing. It was your 40th birthday, your 30th birthday, your 21st birthday, and they got you nothing. How do people think it's okay to do nothing at all? Like just nothing.

Let's find out. It can be a boyfriend now, a boyfriend from the past, a girlfriend. Yeah, of course. To girls. It doesn't discriminate. Bad gift giving can cover all. It was only boys who got dobbed in for the stag do's earlier. I thought this might be the case again.

Bree and Clint. Things are heating up on the text machine. We're asking you, is your partner bad at gifts? Do they just not get it? Their love language is not gifts. Someone texted her and said, my boyfriend is the worst person I know in terms of gift giving. When I first met him, he got a deal on tequila

where he bought 30 bottles. Three years after this deal, on Christmases, birthdays, any type of events, I kept receiving bottles of tequila as my gift. Oh my God. Even if you paid full price for them, I feel like you can only give somebody a bottle of tequila once. Once you've given them a tequila, you've given them a tequila.

Also, you can't give the tequila to the people that know you got a cheap deal on tequila. Belinda's here. Hi, Belinda. Hi, Belinda. Who's the bad gift giver, Belinda? Husband makes bad suggestions, I guess. Your husband makes bad suggestions, did you say? He doesn't really give gifts, but

one year for Christmas, he told my mum to buy me bags. Oh, hang on. We're going to come back to you, Belinda. Yeah, we'll come back to you. We're going to dodge your line. We'll put you through to the producers. Let's go to Jackie.

Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. Is it your partner that's bad at gift-giving, Jackie? My husband is absolutely rubbish. Oh, no.

He grew up as a Jehovah's Witness, so I kind of can't blame him too much, is absolutely rubbish. Oh, no. He grew up as a Joe the Hobus witness, so I kind of can't blame him too much, but he just doesn't understand the concept of giving gifts. So after about a good four or five years of my blank face with him giving me these terrible gifts. Like what? Like what, by the way? What would he give you?

So I asked for a nice girly suitcase one year, and I was like, you know, I need a new travel suitcase. He gave me this disgusting black old man suitcase. Oh, but he tried, though. He tried, Jackie. He doesn't get the joy or the personalisation element of it, clearly, Jackie. No, but I still had to tell him to buy me the suitcase.

Right, gotcha. He doesn't get it at all. Gotcha. Okay, so you still had to tell him to buy me the suitcase. Right, gotcha. Okay, so you put up with it for so long, and then what? So now, and like Mother's Day this year, I said, I want a day spa massage packet. I don't know where you get it from, but that's what I want, and that's what I'm getting, and so I got it. And so now I just have to tell him what I want, and that's it. And you've figured it out. Now you can get what you want,

and he'll buy it, and he'll feel good about giving it to you, and you've just cut out the middleman. I mean, he's happy to gift gifts, but he's just really rubbish at it. He's bad. He goes, so the concept is I listen to stuff you say that you like

and choose something. Thank you. Thank you so much, Jackie. We've lost Belinda, but she said her partner is bad at gifts, but also suggests things for other people to buy her. He suggested that her mum buy her tea bags for Christmas. Oh, don't listen to Belinda's husband.

I can't believe he's buying, he's not even buying her gifts, but then telling everyone else horrible advice. Let's talk to Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi there. Who is it? Who talk to Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi there. Who is it? Who's bad at buying gifts, Kylie?

Me. Oh, it's you. I'm bad at buying gifts. I hate to admit it, but I am terrible at buying, especially for my husband. I feel so much pressure to get him something amazing

because it's how I show him that I love him. Yeah. Tell us what you've bought your husband in the past that hasn't gone down well, Kylie. So for our second wedding anniversary, I went through the stage of personalising everything without a surname.

So for his second anniversary present, I bought him a doormat. Oh, Kylie. Oh, Kylie. Oh, no. With his name on it. Yeah, so our surname. So it says, you know, welcome to our surname town.

Oh, it's not sending the best message, Kylie. Okay, what did you get him for Christmas? Oh, nothing. I'm now not allowed to buy anything. He buys his own stuff. Oh, you're so bad. You're banned from giving. Oh, Kylie.

Yeah, for his upcoming birthday, he wants to go out for dinner. Yeah. Yeah. He could do that. It's made things easy. He's going to be really surprised when you get him those oven mitts with his initials on them, Kylie. He's going to love it. He's not going to see that one coming.

Personalised jockstrap. Someone said, I had a partner buy me a sewing machine for my birthday, specifically so I could fix his clothes. I've also had another partner completely forget my birthday. Jeez, you've had a bad run. What about this one? My partner is an avid Star Wars freak. Their words.

We have a dedicated Star Wars room, floor to ceiling, full of Star Wars freak. Their words, we have a dedicated Star Wars room, floor to ceiling full of Star Wars stuff. Every year on my birthday and Christmas, he buys me Star Wars stuff. After dragging him into Pandora or any other jewellery store, I give up. He does what he wants.

That is so selfish, can I say? Or is he going, jeez, she keeps buying me Star Wars stuff. She must love Star Wars. Better get her some Star Wars. That's a red flag, if you ask me. Red flag. It's time for Friday Oki.

Ladies and gentlemen, Brie and Clint's Friday Oki. Every week you suffer through this feature Where Bree and I do the best we can Honestly we're doing the best we can God mine last week was a train wreck Your fast car Oh my land

It was a car wreck should I say Fast car crash Jeez Look I feel like I chose that last week And it didn't go well for you I feel like you've chosen this song this week So that it won't go well for you I feel like you've chosen this song this week so that it won't go well for me

I never do that I feel like this is a revenge song Nah Really? Nah no way Because they're male voices so technically

it should be more in your range Well the song that you think could be more in my range is the Jonas Brothers Sucker.

Such a tune. Such a tune. It was their comeback. Yeah. Wasn't it? Four years ago. Four years ago. And they're coming to the country, so we had to celebrate by doing a Jonas Brothers song.

We've each spent time with a professional audio engineer. And what you're about to hear is the results of that. We will play both of our Jonas Brothers, and then we will take five votes on our 800 dial ZM to decide the winner. I chose the song, which means I will go first. Here it comes. This is Breeze Jonas Brothers on ZM. Oh.

We go together Better than birds of a feather You and me We change the weather Yeah I'm feeling heat in December

When you're around me I've been dancing on top of cars And stumbling out of bars I follow you through the dark Can't get enough You're the medicine and the pain, the tattoo inside my brain

and baby, you know it's obvious. I'm a sucker for you. Say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly. I'm a sucker for you. Yeah, any road you take, you know that you'll find me. I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things.

No one knows about you, about you, about you. And you're making the typical me break my typical rules. It's true, I'm a sucker for you. Yeah. Well, I'm definitely, uh, it was definitely flat. It was as flat as a pancake. Hey,

you're gonna be fine. I don't think I knew what I was really doing. Actually, I never know what I'm doing, but that was hard for me to listen to. I haven't heard mine yet. I feel like you're gonna be okay. Let's get into it. That was Bree's Jonas Brothers. Before you can pick a winner,

you have to hear my Jonas Brothers as well. So here it is. We go together Better than birds of a feather You and me We change the weather I'm feeling heat in December When you're around me

I've been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars. I follow you through the dark, can't get enough. You're the medicine in the pain, the tattoo inside my brain. And baby, you know it's obvious. I'm a sucker for you. Say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly. I'm a sucker for you, yeah Any road you take you know that you'll find me

I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things No one knows about you, about you And you're making the typical me break my typical rules It's true, I'm a sucker for you. Yeah. What? Why did you do such high parts where it wasn't high parts? It was all high parts.

What are you talking about? There was only two falsetto parts in the whole part we did. There was only one bit that wasn't high. No, I'm telling you, Sam, the audio producer, goes, there's only two falsetto parts throughout this whole thing. Well, he didn't give me that advice. And you did the whole thing falsetto. Someone just texted and said

my baby started crying. I don't know what that was. Sound like a cartoon character. We're looking for... Hey, thanks. Thanks for the support. I'm just being honest. We're looking for... Hey, thanks. Thanks for the support. I'm just being honest. We're looking for five...

Hey. Oh, Lord. We're looking for five votes on 0800 dials at him to pick the winner of Friday Okie. And maybe some, you know, maybe some, maybe some, maybe a bit of a morale boost, you know, a bit of positive feedback. It's all about doing your best.

And that was your best. Who's got it? Let us know. 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Time to get some results. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey. The song this week was the Jonas Brothers' Sucker. Versus.

I actually can't set those two clips apart. They're both horrific. I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things no one knows about you. I actually can't set those two clips apart. They're both horrific. Both terrible. I got a solid critiquing in that break. Apparently I did the whole thing too high. I think it was you tried because there's parts where it goes real. Actually, I should shut the hell up because did you hear mine?

Let's go to the voters. Ray's on the phone. Hi, Ray. G'day, Ray. Hi. What did you think of our Friday Oaky Jonas brothers? Yeah, interesting. First one was great. Second one needs work, bro.

Needs work. And of course, I went first, so I assume you're voting for me, Ray. Yeah. I agree. Yeah, thank you, Razor. Have a good weekend. Thanks, Ray. Have a great weekend. Melanie and Charlie are here. Yeah, thank you, Razor. Have a good weekend. Thanks, Ray. Have a great weekend.

Melanie and Charlie are here. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi. How old are you guys? Oh, there we go. Are you voting for Clint? Yes.

There you go. It's because we... And they love Trady vs. Lady, and they always sing the song. Oh, there you go Oh Well thanks guys Appreciate you calling up Have a good weekend It's because I sing

In the same range as them That's why I got their vote That's why I appealed To Charlie Oh Is that it Yeah Let's go to Sarah

Hi Sarah G'day Sarah How are you going guys That was a brilliant Piece of comedy there You're welcome Sarah You're welcome It's not meant to be comedy there. You're welcome, Sarah. It's not meant to be comedy, Sarah. It's meant to be Sarah's artistic singing, okay?

Well, my vote is not based on technicalities. More on entertainment today. And Clint, you had me in hysterics. So my vote goes to you. Nice. Thank you, Sarah. I appreciate it. Put it in the can. Let's go to Gabe. Hi, Gabe.

Hi, Gabe. Hi. What are your thoughts this week, Gabe? Sorry, but yours is too screechy, so I'm voting for you, Bree. Oh, cheers, Gabe. I'll take that vote. Straight up the middle. One last vote. We're at a tiebreaker. G'day, Matt. Hello, Matty. Hi, guys.

Hi. You have the power to decide the winner of Friday Oki this week. Your vote will decide everything. Yeah, I realise the pressure and recognise that and I take into consideration what I've heard today and I think there was definitely one I cringed less on

and that would be Brie. Yes Matty, I'll take this. I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things. No one knows about you. Do you change your mind after hearing that replay, Matt, or what? I don't think either of you should win. I don't think anyone should have had to suffer through that,

but here we are. I would have to agree with you. I think mine was great. I think I've been robbed. And, you know Sometimes Maddie People are delusional It's not your fault

Have a great weekend Maddie We appreciate your vote There you go Congratulations You're the better Jonas brother Mate Both of us Were terrible this week

We need to pick it up next week We need to do something Because it hasn't been good Let's rap It's time for a birthday banger Here we go Hasn't been good. Let's rap. Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, the number one songs on your 16th birthdays,

and then we'll play our favourite one out in full. Let's start with Carissa. Kia ora, Carissa. Hi, Carissa. Hello. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you, Carissa. You got a big weekend planned?

Oh, not too big, but long-time listener, first-time caller. Hey, welcome on board. Our favourite type of callers, Carissa. Well, let's get your birthday banger done. What's your birthday? 7th of January, 1983. All right, Carissa, that means you were 16 in 1999. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.

Pretty fly for a white guy, Carissa, you a fan? That is fantastic. All the Friday feel. What a banger. That was huge for the offspring. Right there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Braxton. G'day, Braxton. Hello, Brax. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Whereabouts are you calling from? I'm in Conker Covey right now. Oh, lovely. You done for the week? Yeah, just finished up now. Oh, lovely. Well, let's get you into the week, and what's your date of birth? 21st of the 8th, 2003.

Alright, you were 16 in 2019, just before COVID, and this is your birthday banger. I love it when you call me señorita. I wish I could pretend I didn't need you.

Oh, Braxton, you saucy gentleman. Senorita. I can see you vibing out to that in Pukekohe, you know? Yeah. Maybe a spliff. I know Braxton. What?

Let's go to Monica. Hi, Monica. Hi, Monica. How's Chandler? Oh, I don't know. Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Monica, tell us, my friend, what is your birthday? 10th of September, 1985.

All right, you were 16. No more Jonas Brothers. Don't worry, Monica, that is not your birthday, banger. You were 16 in 2001. And on the 10th of September, back in 2001, this was at the top. Oh, we love Lifehouse. We love Lifehouse here at the Brain Clinch Show. Are you a fan, Monica?

I am, absolutely. Yeah. Hanging by a moment. Might go down, I would say, in my top five soft rock songs of all time. I don't even... I don't think I can not vote for it. Like, I wanted to play that Pretty Fly for a White Guy song.

I'm voting for Monica, Hanging by a Moment. If that changes, it's your vote. I'm voting for Monica, Hanging by a Moment. Oh, Monica, you've won Birthday Banger for a moment. If that changes is your vote. I'm voting for Monica hanging by a moment. Oh, Monica, you've won birthday banger for a Friday. Yeah. You're in, my friend. Yeah, and Brian Clint, ZM. Desperate for changing.

Starving for truth. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of birthday banger today for Monica from 2001 is Lifehouse and Hanging By A Moment. Definitely not ZM. This is Soft Rock Evening.

It's a new radio station. We're launching it. We're launching it hard. We're launching it really hard. Actually, we're launching it soft. It's a contradiction, yeah. It's a soft launch. Our Soft Rock radio soft. It's a contradiction, yeah. It's a soft launch. Our soft rock radio station.

It's a flaccid launch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a limp launch. It's a limp launch. Mama Di's texted me. It's going off half cocked. My mum just texted me and said, oh, I love this song. You and us both, Mama Di.

Mama Di, big Lifehouse fan. Did Lifehouse have other bangers? I'm pretty sure they had one other big banger. Yeah. But I couldn't tell you the name of it. Was it this song? Yeah. Oh, banger.

And all other people Nothing to do Nothing to prove What a tune. Is there any more that stand out that could have been a hit? I think that's the only one I've got a little hook lined up for, so possibly that was the only other hit. Might have been.

Yeah. Samantha Ramsdale has the Guinness World Record for the biggest woman's mouth. I've seen this woman on TikTok. It is humongous. That's gape, by the way. She has the largest gape, which is the measurement tooth to tooth. Right.

Don't even go rude with it, okay? I didn't say anything. It's the name for the measurement from tooth to tooth, how much your mouth gapes, okay? Yeah. You know, and we'll just park it. She also now, she's got a new record. She just got the biggest corner-to-corner measurement as well.

So she's got width and height now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Width and height. She has 3.6 million followers. She's making up to $13,000 per sponsored post on social media. So she's killing it. I've seen her. She can fit like a whole Coke can in her mouth easily.

Easily? Easily. Piece of cake. Oh, I feel like I could fit a Coke can in my mouth. I guess we're about to find out. No, like she can fit it where it's like- Past the teeth. Past the teeth.

Right. It's the teeth that are the issue, eh? Yeah. The teeth always kill me. We have measured our mouths and we're going to find out. Don't breathe. Keep this, okay? You started it.

Can I not just do who has the biggest mouth without you making it strange? I didn't. Okay, I'm ready. There's nothing strange about this. I'm ready for the results. For the record, so she has the world record, 6.52 centimetres. 6.52, okay. 6.52, okay. Which is that, the height or the width?

That's the gape, tooth to tooth. The tooth. Height. Okay. Largest men's mouth, by the way, is 10.1 centimetres. Who is that person? I know. Some kind of snake man.

Imagine that person going to the dentist. They would have a field day. Most people can open their mouth between 3.5 and 5.5 centimetres. It doesn't seem like a lot, does it? It doesn't. That's why we've asked producer Claudia to specially measure our gape this afternoon.

Claudia kindly asked for consent before measuring our gape and you have the results don't you, Claudia? Yeah, you guys make me measure your mouths too much. I had to measure your tongues last time. I feel like we're closer as a team after this. This will be the last one. I'm going to measure your teeth next.

My what? Your teeth, Brianna. Who out of Bri and I has the biggest mouth? Claudia. Clint. Yay. I could have told you that. Yep, I could have said that.

I, you. Yeah. What? Big mouth. Yeah, you showed her. Mate, the results don't lie. What are our numbers? Claudia.

What's our numbers? Bree, you had a very round number. Perfectly round number. Five centimetres. Which is like the average. Which is within the realm of average. It's on the upper end of the average. Yeah, it's on the upper.

The dentist did say to me, he's like, you don't need braces. My teeth never needed braces because my mouth was big enough to fit them all in. Thanks, Doc. So Bree's a round five. Yep. What am I? And Clint is a round six. Jeez, a whole centimetre more.

Yeah, a whole centimetre. Wait, I got a six. You got a six point five. And the women's world record is six point five. Mate. Get me a Coke can. Oh my God. There's money to be made here. Get him a can.

It's going to get stuck. I'll get you something else. Okay. Come on then, let's go. We'll do some tests. Give me one of those long, thin Coke cans. You could have a new career. Okay, I didn't mean to do that gesture.

Nice to win something, though. Didn't you? Get in play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app

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