ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th August 2025

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Breanne Clint, the podcast. ZM's Breanne Clint. Cheers to KFC. KFC's cult favourite, Hot and Spicy, is now available nationwide at KFC. Go! ZM's Breanne Clint. Hello everybody and welcome to the Breanne Clint show. G'day guys, happy Monday. Um, I've started my Monday real strong. Have you? Hello everybody and welcome to the Bre and Clint show. G'day guys, happy Monday.

I've started my Monday real strong. Have you? I've started my week really strong. My Monday, you know how sometimes it can get a bit, you know, get a bit tired. Totally, especially this time of year. But I did all the right things this morning. So I got up, did my work, I went to the gym,

then I walked my dogs, then I had my protein smoothie, then I made my lunch. And now I'm just kind of like, is this what people do every day? I can't do it. I've done it one day and I'm proud of myself for that, but I just don't want to do it every day. There's this guy that I follow on Instagram who does like fitness content and stuff and he said if you, he said that is the right way to live your life but if you're the sort of person who does that every day, every eight weeks you should have one week off where you don't go to the gym at all. So not just, because I'm not going to lie, I go berserk on weekends. I just don't do any of the right things for myself. No, no, and he's not suggesting you should. Like you should be strict every day.

But he goes, if you go to the gym five times a week, you should have a whole week off every eight weeks till your body recover. How about every four weeks? Yeah, do your deal for this guy. Eight weeks? That's two months. He also said you should have two weeks off every year. But that's Christmas, right?

Oh, right. As in like a block period of two weeks. Yeah, where you don't go to the gym for two weeks. Yeah, totally. Yeah. I've been doing that for ages. I was going to say, I've been doing that my whole adult life. I've been doing back to back two weeks. I haven't missed a back to back two weeks in years. My body is so ready to be fit.

Let's get into the show, shall we? You'll go in the draw for ZM's World Tour Makona Passport Euro Edition at four o'clock. But first, Trady vs Lady. Play ZM's Brian Clint. It's Trady vs Lady. First game of the week, score update for the year. Trady versus Lady! 3, 2, 1, let's go! First game of the week, score update for the year.

The Trady's on 58 wins, the Lady's on 63. Ladies in Whangaparoa, she's 38 and she's currently at the beach. Welcome to the show, Michelle. Hi Michelle. Hi. How hot slash cold is it at the beach? It's pretty warm actually. Sorry, my car just did something weird.

No, it's lovely and warm. It's always sunny here. Well, inside the car? Yeah. Michelle's like, I've got the heating turned all the way up. You're taking on our tradies today from Nelson and they're getting married in Vegas next month. Welcome to the show, Sam. G'day Sam. Hey guys, how's it going?

Do you have to book in a chapel to get married in Vegas like before you go or do you just figure it out when you get there? No, no, it's all been booked. we've got like Elvis obviously doing it for us so we're doing the actual whole shebang with it properly, you know. Hell yeah. Are you eloping or are friends and family coming with you? Yeah, I've got friends and family coming so it's going to be a pretty wicked time. That's great.

That sounds awesome. Okay, Sam your buzz is tradie, you're lady, the first of three correct answers gets the 50 bucks cash from KFC. Please turn your radios down and let's go. Here we go, question number one. In what year did sliced bread hit the shelves? In what decade, sorry, did sliced bread hit the shelves? Was it the 1920s? Yes Michelle? Just days. No I'll give you the rest of the multi-choice Sam and then you can have a go 1920s, 1940s, 1960s. Let's go 1920s. That's on the money it is the 1920s.

Question number two, Taskmaster New Zealand season six was announced last week. Name a comedian that has been on the New Zealand version. Lady. Yes, Michelle. Guy Williams. Well done. On The Money, he was on season one. Very good.

One point each, question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. ["I Don't Feel Like Doing It"] Trades. Sam. Sam. Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars.

Well done, two to the Trades, one to the ladies. Question number four. Which British girl group had a hit song called Stop? Milady. Yes, Michelle. Spice Girls. Spice Girls. You mixed Michelle and Lady and we got Milady. She was like I know that one. Okay we're all tied up here in the fifth. This is for the win. Question number five. Which chocolate company produces the peanut slab? Question number five, which chocolate company produces the peanut slab? Lady.

Trady. Michelle just got in there. It's Whittaker's. It is Whittaker's. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. She knew that one.

That was answered with confidence. Well done, Michelle. You're a Trady vs Lady champion. It's the best chocolate company in the world. It's the best chocolate company in the world. You're right. They don't miss. Yeah, and close game Sam, well done mate. Unlucky Sam.

Cheers guys, thank you. Very good game. Ladies go up to 64, tradies on 58. I took Friday off this show to DJ my daughter Tui's school disco again. It's the second time I've DJed it, she's six and so it's a primary school disco. Are they paying you? Yeah, big bucks. Yeah? Yeah. How much? Major untapped market the primary school disco scene. Yeah, how much?

Nothing. Oh, God they just expect everything for free these blue light discos, don't they? Yeah. Jeez. They split it so it's like the juniors, the year zeros to threes, they have a disco for an hour and then after that they have the year four to sixes. Two very different vibes. Yeah. The year four to sixes. Way older. Way older, little bit more opinionated, a little bit more in charge of what they like. Yeah, they definitely know what they want. I get a real good snapshot from doing these discos of what they like. Yeah they definitely know what they want. Yeah. I get a real good snapshot from doing these discos of what the kids are listening to at the moment. Okay here we go. Have you got your finger on the pulse of the youth? I do because I've been in there getting sweaty with the youth. In the trenches. Head banging with the youth. Getting paid zipples. Do you know how many requests? I must have seen each

kid at the DJ booth, I must have seen each kid about seven times. Really? Kids make them requests, they start that early. I'll start with some of the interesting ones. I find it really interesting when a kid comes up and requests a song that you would have thought they had no idea about. Gotcha. One of the kids from the senior disco requested some Cypress Hillke, Insane in the Membrane. Insane in the membrane. Good choice. Great choice. Insane in the membrane.

Wasn't able to play it, but great choice. Love it. What else? And then one of the kids from the junior discos, which means this kid could have been no older than seven years old, came up and said, Excuse me, could you please play Killing in the Name Of? Killing in the Name Of? Killing in the Name Of It obviously just goes to show what their parents are listening to.

Yeah, it does. You know, because I feel like your music taste as a kid is a reflection of your parents to a certain extent. Oh, so I was talking to one of the other parents about this afterwards and they said, Yeah, you do realise you're in West Auckland, eh? Fair point. But those were outliers, those two. I couldn't play as much as I would have loved to play Cypress Hill and Rage Against the Machine at a primary school disco. Couldn't do it. Overwhelmingly, these were the most popular songs.

The first one was from the soundtrack to K-pop Demon Hunters, Golden. Which we're playing, it's on the playlist. Which we're playing here on ZM. Huge. Kids love that movie don't they? Yep, yep and it went off too when we played it. I had to play it twice. Oh double spin. Yeah, yeah. Double demon spin. There were three big songs. The other one was from K-Pop Demon Hunters Soundtrack. It was called Soda Pop. That one sounds very AI. They all sound pretty AI when you listen to them. Was this at the Younger Disco? Both. Or both? Both. I didn't have all of these songs for the Younger Disco so between discos I had to furiously download a whole lot more of these songs. Smart. And the third most popular song

at the school discos at the moment is from K-pop Demon Hunters. It's called Your Idol. Don't let it show, keep it all inside. The pain and the shame, keep it in its side. Your attention, feels like a medicine. Sounds like a fun disco. You're gonna need all your attention. You don't wanna be wrong. Oh and the other one was the Lava Chicken song from the Minecraft movie. Oh see now that I can get around. Yeah yeah. I should have got you to load that Claudia. It's the whole song is 35 seconds. It's just Jack Black singing about Steve's lava chicken.

That generation's Crazy Frog. Oh, I played Crazy Frog. I love that. Went off. Yeah. Went off. And you forget how much of a banger Crazy Frog is. It's absolute tune.

Yeah. So anyway, oh you've Claudia, you've got it. Do you want to hear Steve's Lava Chicken? Have you ever heard it? I think so. Like I said, it's a 30 second song. And it's from the Minecraft movie. Anything Jack Black does turns to gold. That's the whole song.

Including Lava Chicken. I mean, Jack Black could literally sing like anything. Like if they put him on an ad to sing their jingle, I'd buy it. Whatever they're selling, I'm buying it. Yeah. Imagine how much he could charge. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, if you're looking to impress a room full of children soon, those are the songs that you need. Top of the list. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. A baby who entered the world last week has broken a world record. Okay, high jump. Not high jump. No, it got given the title of world's oldest baby.

It's just been born. Just been born and it's the world's oldest baby. When I first read the headline of this story, I was like, oh, maybe the woman was pregnant for like 10 months. Oh, most overcooked baby. Yeah, maybe. But then I'm like, I don't think they would let that happen. No, wonder how long they do let it happen.

Yeah, what is the maximum amount of weeks you can be pregnant? I've definitely heard of people being two weeks over, but I have no idea what I'm talking about in this field. Yeah, definitely two weeks. I wonder if anyone's been like over a month. Yeah. You know? And you're like, get this god damn baby out of me. It's getting bigger every day. And does the baby come out with a full mustache? Comes out with a driver's license.

It's got a tie on. No, the title of World's Oldest Baby, the kid's name is Thaddis Daniel Pierce, who was born on Saturday last week to parents Lindsay and Tim Pierce. They live in Ohio in the US. And when I say World's Oldest Baby, it's because it was born from an embryo that was frozen. Oh, so it's been in the freezer for a long time. Right, I find these ones fascinating. Yeah, isn't this interesting? So it's the oldest embryo that has resulted

in a live birth, right? And so how long do you think this embryo has been in the freezer for? How long has IVF been around? Oh since the 70s? Oh really? Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll go 1970s then. I'll say this baby was from 1970. Oh, I'll be silly about it. I'll say 1979. Are you, you're ruining this. You're ruining it. It's clearly not from the 70s. Imagine that. Imagine the baby comes out and it's got flares. The embryo was created in 1994. So now you're not bloody impressed because you said the 70s. You did that to yourself. That was your fault. So the

people that you said are the parents, did she carry, that might be a stupid question, but did she carry, okay I'll take it back. Because she'd probably be 60 something now, so clearly it's a donated embryo. Okay yeah, so who had it? Essentially how it would have worked, so there would have been a couple back in 1994, right? That made embryos. So Bree's giving me the birds and bees chat right now. Literally. So a mum and a dad.

So a mum and a dad, they made embryos in 1994. And I did some research on the background. So apparently they had a daughter back in 1994 from this amount of embryos that they made in 1994. Yeah. And then the couple split up. Oh. And then the mum, who I believe would be part owner or, yeah, anyway.

Yeah. She kept them in the freezer for years and years and years, but didn't use them because obviously she wasn't with the dad anymore. Mm-hmm. And then eventually donated them and that's when this couple then received the donated embryo. They're not related, it's not like her daughter that's having it or something. No, because if it was her daughter that means she'd be giving birth to her brother or sister. Yeah, but is it?

That's not okay. Is it not? No! I know you can't conceive your brother or sister but you could carry them couldn't you? Technically yes but are you carrying it to have the baby to then raise it as your own? Yeah. No not okay. Okay. You've taken it too far there. Well like I, I'm not qualified to comment on this. Yeah. So anyway, the embryo was 30 years old. And here's the interesting part as well, is that the woman who donated obviously had a daughter 30 years ago. So this baby that's just been born has a 30 year old sister.

Yeah, right. Yeah. It's like full sibling. And a real old mum. Yeah. Well, biological mum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like full sibling. And a real old mum. Yeah, well, biological mum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Her actual mum's only 30 something. Yeah, exactly right. Obviously, Brett. We wanted to ask, are you an IVF baby? And how long were you in the freezer for? Yeah. Yeah. I wonder when the first IVF baby was born in New Zealand.

Good question. That's definitely something we can find out. Yeah. Yeah, like, oh, imagine. Are you the first IVF baby born in New Zealand listening right now? Imagine if they call through. Yeah. That could happen. Yeah, it could happen. Oh, interesting. Anything is possible when it comes to live radio. Anything could happen. Hey, that is when it comes to live radio. Anything could happen. Hey that is the beauty of it being live. Oh 800 dials at M if you're an

IVF baby. Bonus points if you were in the freezer for a while and extra bonus points if someone else had you. So yeah we'll take anything. We're in deep in IVF chat here. And Clint's clueless. No, I don't know that I'm clueless. I don't know that I'm clueless because a lot of people have texted the same thing as me. You were talking about how this egg that's been in the freezer since 1994 has just been implanted and then the baby has been born to people who didn't fertilize the egg. They didn't make the egg. Yeah, they're not the biological parents. And you said that that baby has come out now and has a 30 year old sister. who didn't fertilise the egg, they didn't make the egg. Yeah, they're not the biological parents.

And you said that that baby has come out now and has a 30 year old sister. Yes, correct. And someone else said, and that was from an embryo too, from the same round of IVS, and some people have texted in to say that 30 year old person has a newborn baby twin. They're not twins. But they are because they're from the same batch. To be fraternal twins, you have to be in the womb, grown together at the same time. So technically, yes, you can get fraternal twins. Well, actually, no, not anymore because they only implant one egg per IVF round.

Back in the day when they used to put multiple embryos in during an IVF cycle, technically, yes, you could have fraternal twins. Well I guess we'll agree to disagree. Let's talk to Michelle. Hi Michelle. Hi Michelle. Hi Bre'ing Plant. Are you an IVF baby Michelle? No, I'm actually a mum of an IVF baby. Wow, okay tell us everything. So she was born using an anonymous sperm donor and her sperm was

about five years old. Oh that was in the freezer? Really? That was in the freezer for five years and she actually has four half siblings that she doesn't know because another two parents used the same sperm donor. Yeah, isn't it Michelle, isn't it a rule that the sperm can only be used on five separate occasions? Yep. Yep. So she was the last one. Fascinating.

Because New Zealand is so small, so if she meets someone, she's actually got to tell them that she's a sperm donor baby because she might be their... Their brother or sister. Wow. Yeah. And how, can we ask, like what year did you get this process done? So, I started IVF when I was 37 and I had her when I was 40. Wow.

So, yeah, it's quite a long process and a few, you know, like lots of bumpy road and that. But I ended up with another embryo. Yeah. I had it frozen for a few years, but it cost money. Yeah. Because I'm a bit older and I'm on my own. I went, I'm not having another baby. And so I've actually got the embryo in my freezer at home now.

At home? Wait, what? Wait. So they say to you, so you either have to keep paying to have it stored at the clinic. Yeah. Do you remember how much it costs to have it stored at the clinic? It's about $300 a year. Okay.

Yeah. So that sort of adds up and I said, I'm not going to use it, but I didn't, it's sort of still, it's not a baby, but it still felt like a piece of me. And so they said, well, we can either destroy it or use it to experiment on it. And I went, oh, no, no, no. Yeah, it feels weird. Yeah. And then someone else said, well, why don't you just go get it and you can plant it in a pot plant.

So I haven't. Oh, right, right. So it's not in the home freezer and the thoughts that it could still be used one day. Like you can't just take it out of the freezer. No, no, no. Yeah, okay. I thought it was like in one of the ice trays

and you were like. It's in the envelope. Not that one. Not that one. Don't use that ice. Not that one. It's in the envelope and like a pipette kind of thing. Oh my God.

I need to do it. Fascinating, Michelle, thank you. Yeah, yeah. All good. Not that one! It's got an envelope and like a pipette kind of thing. Oh my god! I need to do it. Fascinating Michelle, thank you. Yeah, all good. Really interesting. We asked when the first IVF baby in New Zealand was born. Someone said the first baby conceived via in vitro fertilisation in New Zealand was Amelia Bell, born in June 1984. So she could be listening?

She could be listening right now. She'd be 41. She would know that she was the first IVF baby. She's famous. She's on the internet. You know what I mean? Like that would be a big deal. It's a big deal. Huge deal. Yeah, you would have been on the news. Yeah. Someone said not quite. Oh, they said, I just bought my sister a baby. We lent the money for them to have IVF and it worked first go. Best money I've ever spent. That's a funny sentence to say.

I bought my sister a baby. What did you get your sister for her birthday? Oh, a handbag? Oh, dumb, I got her a baby. Yeah, they called it Birkin. Birkin. I broke some very disturbing news to you before the show. Didn't you?

Apparently, you were the only person on the planet who watches this show that hadn't heard the news that Injust Like That has been cancelled. How much promotion have we done for this show? A lot. And they've cancelled it? I'm pretty upset by it. For those who don't know, it's the, it's the spin-off, sequel, whatever you want to call it to Sex and the City, isn't it?

Look, it is. Um, look, I'll go out there and say that the first season, even the second season, pretty crap. But this third season, I felt was the best out of all three. They got rid of all the PCBS and they went back to the core essence of the original show. I, yeah, yeah, I agree. And now they're cancelling it. I have watched all three seasons as well. My wife is up there with you as the biggest Sex and the City fan we love it of all time and so she got me on board with

this show you're right number season number one crap pretty pretty tough yes crap season two thoroughly watchable getting better season three I've really enjoyed it yeah yeah and now it's cancelled and now it's cancelled. And now it's cancelled. They put up this big post saying that the creator of it was saying that he felt like it was a good time to end it. And that instead of it being 10 episodes, which it was originally meant to be like season three, they pushed it out to a two episode finale. So we'll get 12 episodes. That screams it was cancelled. But it was cancelled sort of because they would have

had a cliffhanger for this season and then they've cancelled it but they've said, you know what, use another two episodes to wrap everything up. Make sure you wrap everything up. You get another two. We'll throw you a bone. You know who will be stoked about this? Who? Kim Katral. Yeah, well. She'll be kicking off. She'll be so happy. She'll be like, yeah, told you so. She'll suck at Sarah Jessica Parker.

Speaking of SJP Sarah Jessica, do you want to hear what she said? Because she put up a post as well. She said, Carrie Bradshaw has dominated my professional heartbeat for 27 years. She said I think I have loved her most of all. I know others have loved her just as I have, been frustrated, condemned and have also rooted for her. The symphony of all of those emotions has been the greatest soundtrack and most consequential companion, therefore the most sentimental and profound gratitude and lifetime of debt to you all." God, sounds like she's writing one of her columns. Sounds like Carrie's tapping away on the MacBook.

Finishing that book that she started. The last episode will air on August 14th, so not long. They'll be back. give it another 15 years and they'll do like a Golden Girls version where it's the- The Golden Girls version. It'll be like the gals in the rest home. It'll be cool like- I'd watch it. It'll be cool like- I'd watch that.

Sex in the nursing home. I would watch that in a heartbeat. Yeah, you would. Here's the thing, right? The producers out here every time, and I mean, I've rabided onto you for many, many years about how sex in the city is one of the greatest shows and You've never watched it, but you have watched this because your wife has forced you and you like it. I like it. I like it Here's my challenge to all three of you

Because you two out there go all six and city Well, we just tune out a little bit I have seen six in the city though and the movies. What do you mean? The movies so have you watched all the episodes? Uh, I mean I was a very passive watcher But maybe give them the challenge give them the challenge. Here's the challenge I challenge you both and you Clint because I've challenged you for many years. I challenge you all to watch Sex and the City from season one to season six, seven? Six.

Six. Yeah. And if you can honestly walk in here after watching it and say, I hated it, I'll give you a hundred bucks. See, I know I would enjoy it, but you forcing us to watch it just kind of sucks the fun out of it. I hate watches. Yeah.

What's your loss there? What, your hundred bucks you say? It's your loss. I could hate anything for a hundred bucks. 200 bucks. Pfft. Nah, there's no negotiating. Take it or leave it.

You get to watch one of the greatest shows and you could potentially win a hundred dollars, which you won't. Keep pitching. My wife is in mourning for this show ending, so I imagine we're going back to the start of Sex and the City anyway. This is the perfect time for you. This is the perfect time for you.

To watch it. Well, at least someone on the show will watch it. Well, he's being forced by his wife. Might be my worst nightmare to be spewed on by someone else. It's my worst nightmare to spew. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Dad Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Might be my worst nightmare to be spewed on by someone else. It's my worst nightmare to spew. I'm so, I've got a phobia, always have.

I'm not a good spewer either. I hate it. I always feel like a little cry after I spew. It's terrible. Just jolts your whole body. Like it's just awful. Not everybody. Like our producer Ella, she's a fan of a good spew.

She'll do it at a party and then get back into it. You know? That's part of your routine, isn't it? I mean, sure. Oh, if I spew on a night out, that is home. It's game over, yeah. That is home time for me. It can help.

I'm a lightweight. Oh God. No, thank you. But to be spewed on by- Wipe your mouth on your sleeve and get back in there, soldier. That's yuck. To be spewed on by someone else, my actual worst nightmare though, and there's this video that's going viral at the moment from a woman named Christina who posted a video of her at the airport. So she's waiting in line to get on the plane for an international flight.

And the video, the first part of the video you see this guy who's in the line and he's chundered about four times and has moved so there's just spew everywhere and he keeps moving and spewing. Get him out of the line. And then she grabs the phone and she like pretty much angles it to behind her where you can see that he has spewed all down her back and her pants. That's not gonna be a fun flight. What do you do in that situation?

Hopefully. Hopefully you got clothes in your checked luggage. Hopefully you've put a change of out which you should always do in case they lose your bags. Put a change of clothes and you carry on. I mean you carry on, yeah. Not everybody does, you know. All your other clothes are underneath the plane. What a nightmare.

I'd be furious. I would be furious at that guy. Ideally it's one of those Emirates planes that has a shower up in first class. You can go up there and use that. But highly unlikely. You'd be asking, eh? You'd be like, this has just happened to me. Can you guys hose me down? What if, what if, would you be happy, let's say this happened to you, and the airline upgraded your flight to a first class flight.

Would I take a spew on me from a rando? Spew on your back from a rando. For an upgrade to business. Yeah. Yes or no? On my back? On your back. And I can get changed straight away?

Not straight away. How long? Well, I mean. 15, 20 minutes? Eh, until you get on the plane. How long's the flight? The flight's an eight hour flight. Eight hour flight?

Eight hour flight. No. Really? Not for an eight hour flight. Producers? I'm definitely considering it. No, not for eight hours. If it was a 16, 17 hour leg to Doha or something, yeah.

Really, you wouldn't do it for eight? No. Just a little. You get change when you get on there. Nah, I'm not into that. You never shower. I'm not like Claudia. I'm not into it either.

Close the odds with it for free. That sounds like a bit of fun. Producer Ella, yes or no? Nah. But I have a bit of self-worth, you know? Yeah, I reckon. I probably would definitely think about it. You would not.

I'm never ever gonna get to fly business class in my life. You've had eight hours is a decent amount of time. To experience business class for the first and last time. With the smell of other person's stomach acid still wafting through your hair. Depends. If it got in my hair then it's a no. If it just was on my clothes, I'd think about it. It's projectile and you don't get to choose.

There'll be splatter. What about business? Is surely there'd be a change of clothes? No, we're not having this anymore. No, we're not having this anymore. Someone just text through and they said, as a nurse who is spewed on every day, absolutely get me the plane ticket now. You deserve it.

You nurses are a different breed. You deserve a first class plane ticket. You guys are hard as nails. That should be a part of, you know, what the nurses get a different breed. You deserve a first class plane ticket. You guys are hard as nails. That should be a part of what the nurses get from the government is first class flights. I didn't think about nurses when we came up with this caller topic today, because obviously they're going to be able to answer. So do we need to exclude nurses from the question who spewed on you? Yeah, that's what we want to ask.

Who spewed on you? Unless it was a famous person and you're a nurse. That's good. from the question who spewed on you? Yeah that's what we want to ask who spewed on you? Unless it was a famous person and you're a nurse. That's good. And you can just say I can't say who but it was an all-black. Oh. I can't say who but it was a top twin. If you had to pick a famous person to spew on me? Yeah. Who would it be? That's a good question. Do you want a hot person to spew on you? Hot I know! Does it make a difference? Yes Ella. Ella? Wouldn't mind a bit of Harry Styles DNA on me.

That's disgusting. It's not DNA, it's food. A fair bit of DNA. Is it DNA? It's spit. Yuck Ella. Well if you are too keen to. Too keen.

Yeah, too keen. This is why he has security. This is why he's not releasing more music. Because of people like you. This is why he can't put his wheelie bins out. 0800DIALSATEMO you text us on 9696. Who and where did you get spewed on? That's probably one of the more disgusting phone topics we've ever done.

But I'm finding it very entertaining. It is quite interesting. Who spewed on you? And where? And where was it? And was it a stranger? Just a sample from the text machine. Someone said, my ex spewed all over my best friend in the middle of bar 101.

I reckon there's not a bar in the country that has had more people spew on people inside it, except maybe... It's a 101 requisite, pre-requisite. Yeah maybe a grumpy mole back in the day but that's all I could think of. What did you call me? No that's Huckery. Pardon you? Let's go to Kevin, I know at $100.00 at him. Hi Kevin. Hi Kev. Hi guys, good afternoon. Good afternoon. Who chundered on you Kev?

Well this is probably more about quantity than quality. Okay, alright. This will resonate with viewers, sorry listeners, a trip from Picton to Wellington. Oh that ferry, oh that ferry. Oh no. So 10-15 minutes outside of the sounds, into Cook Strait. Massive rolling waves. Huge.

Did it take the whole boat? Did it take the whole boat, Kev? Everybody started going. Oh no. Did you get a better view of the swells? I thought I'd get on the observation deck at the back of the boat. Oh no.

Big mistake. It was coming at you from every direction, no matter which way you turned to avoid, you got the other... Yeah. Do you mean the sea spray or the spew spray was coming at you, Kev? It was spraying, it was progestiling, it was coming from every angle, and there was no way to hide. Cruising on the inter-islander... God, you know what? If they needed a good good ad I think you just gave it to them. I paid good money for it. Yeah you do, you do pay really good money for it. What an experience.

Someone texted and said when I was a child I was lying on the couch and my mum was trying to give me cold medicine and I cried so hard that I threw up but I was facing the ceiling so I went straight up and then back down into my own face. Oh. So you spewed on you. On yourself. What about this one? Halfway through a flight, I completely filled

one of those vomit bags. I was in the window seat so I had to pass the bag over my mother to get it to the big bag, to get to the big bag the air hostess brought over. And the bottom of the vomit bag gave out as it was over my mum. My mum was sitting in a plane miles in the air absolutely covered in vomit. If you have to be... this would sound stupid to anyone who doesn't have kids but if you have to be covered in someone's spew you'd rather it was your children. Like there's something-

Not if the child's 38. Well, yeah, that's a good point. Doesn't make a difference. Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hello, hello, hi. Hello, hello, hello. Thanks, Nicole.

Who spewed on you? It was my best friend's brother. He asked me to go to the ball with him. Okay. And my mum made this nice, beautiful dress and it was lovely. And yeah, he had a few too many. It was, yeah, delicious. Yeah.

Disgusting. That's not romantic. How did that relationship work out, Nicole? No, we weren't in a relationship. He just needed someone to go to the ball with. He just needed someone to spew on. Yeah. Oh no.

I hope you at least got your beautiful ball photos before it was covered in dinner. I did. I got everything done. And then guess what happened the year after. What? I spewed on myself and my ball. The circle of life. Yeah, yeah. So two ball dresses ruined. Oh no. God, I don't want to hear about your wedding dress. Someone said, I wasn't spewed on, however I was peed on at the Eminem Rapture concert. No, that's tomorrow's phone topic. That's who peed on you. That's coming tomorrow.

What about this one? Worst vomit story I have is an ECE teacher. A child was very sick and fully power chucked into a bean bag. As I was picking the sick child up out of the bean bag, another child came running in from outside and jumped into the bean bag. Vomit flew everywhere, all over three of us. That's a vomit kamikaze.

Oh my God, can you imagine? That's disgusting. Did you read the one about the jeans? No. Oh, the jeans one was pretty bad. It said, I had a girl throw up on me at a party. Worst part was my jeans were cuffed and all the vomit got caught in the bottom of them. Oh, that little vomit catches like gutters on the side of building except it's your jeans

and they catch all the spews. That's horrendous. When my son was a baby I was flying him above my head and making funny faces to get him to giggle. It was the cutest thing ever until he spewed and it landed inside my open mouth. He reverse baby birded her. Baby birded her. Reverse. These are disgusting. Claudia, you're out there. Do we do more of these or do we abandon? I mean I feel a little queasy so maybe we wrap it. My cat threw up on me which made my weak stomach toddler throw up on me seconds later. Oh not the double attack. It happens

eh. Oh there was one more I really wanted to read because it was so funny this one. Here we go. Many many years ago my bestie had two Long Island ice teas If you know you know in very quick succession She was a bit wobbly so me and the flatties put her in the car right behind me Last thing I said to her was tell me if you're gonna spew Halfway home. She opens her mouth to scream stop. No words come out just projectile vomit at the back of my head Which was so much and so violent I then very in brackets I'm very very 100% sober by the way I then spewed on myself how I wish I could burn

that car the next day the smell never really left no matter how much I cleaned it. And that's good person tax. That'll teach you for doing the right thing and trying to help you drink that mate. That is the winner right there. Now tell me if you're gonna spew. I'm gonna spew. Too late.

Ha ha ha. So good. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Time for How Many. How many. How many. How many. That's a good amount.

The game you win if you have the most something. You get to choose who you go head to head with. And today, the person with that choice is you, Kate. Hi. G'day, Kate. Hi, how you going? We're good. You got a busy car there, Kate.

Oh, yeah, I am. And I won't be in a minute. No, you're OK. Just saying you got a lot going on there. Sounds like Kate, if the topic was who has the most kids, you would win. Actually, no, he's like three kids wrapped in one, but he's just one.

Oh, it's just one? Oh, he's doing all the work. I like it. Big personality. Kate, your job today is to have the most what, Ella? The most Instagram posts. Ooh. Oh, okay. So you use Instagram Kate? Yeah. Do you post pictures on Instagram? Sure do. And reels and

videos and things like that? Yeah. Would you say you're a big poster or just kind of your medium every day? Yeah kind of of, yeah, I do a story, but then I do posts. Yeah. Just give it down again, yeah. Has to be real good to make it to a post. Especially these days. On the grid, you know?

Okay, so let's start with you, Kate. What does the number say at the top of your page? How many Instagram posts have you got? 133. 133's not bad. 133. You're in not bad. 133. You're in with a grin I reckon. You have to choose who you think you have more Instagram posts than.

Is it me, Clint? Is it Bree, Claudia or Ella? I don't think Claudia or Ella. Maybe you, Clint? You think you've got more than me? You think out of all of us, Clint would post the least, Kate? Yeah, yeah... It's a hard one, but yeah, I think so. Okay.

Do you follow me? Locking it in. Locking in Clint. Bree, how many posts have you got? 1166 posts. You would... Good choice not picking Brie. Yep, you would have lost. Claudia, how many posts?

I'm rocking a couple of Instagrams, but I'll give you my most impressive one. My personal one has got 519. Whoa! You would have lost against Claudia too. Ella, how many posts? I've got 68. Oh! You could have won there.

But you didn't pick Ellie you picked Clint so how many remind us again Kate how many posts do you have? 133. So Clint needs to have less than 133 posts for you to win how many Clint how many posts have you done on Instagram? 2221 Guys my next post will be post to to to to Next one will be post 2222. Yes, do it right now. Oh yeah. Ella's next one will be 69. 69, nice. What a surprise.

Kate, Kate, we're gonna find your prize. Don't worry about it. Let's find her something, because that's ridiculous. That's not Kate's fault. It's not Kate's fault. Kate's fault we're all addicted to our phones. Exactly right.

God, I gotta go delete some posts. 2,000? 200. When did you join though? Oh when the app came out. What year? 2009. Oh do you remember what your first post was? Yeah. I'm gonna go find it right now. It's a picture of me and my friend Dina in Dom Harvey's kitchen with Blair Chook's Olympic gold medal from memory. Oh good I think mine was a picture of my foot. What? Good stuff.

Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Our producer Ella brought a question to us this afternoon about checking out of hotels. Yeah I didn't think I would need to discuss this because I thought there would be one sort of scenario in which you check out of a hotel, which is you go to the front desk, you hand them your card and you go, thank you, bye bye. But there's this whole discussion online about what you do. I'd much rather just leave. That's the discussion! And not talk to anyone. That's it! And I'm sitting here on my phone going, wait, what?

Well, why do I need to go to the front desk unless I've had stuff from the minibar? Oh yeah, and pay. But even then, they've got your credit card on file because that's the only way, or your debit card, that's the only way you're allowed to stay in the room. And if you've had anything from the minibar,

they're just going to debit your card anyway. But how are you giving your key back? Do you leave it in your hotel? Do you leave it in the room and if you've had anything from the minibar they're just gonna debit your card anyway. But how are you giving your key back? Do you leave it in your hotel? Do you leave it in the room? It's just a piece of plastic. It's just a piece of plastic. You're taking it! Wait what?

Yeah they just erase it. It doesn't work after your stay ends. But they take your card! Do you take it home? No you're gonna get charged! I used to collect them. No you don't get charged. No you won't get charged.

This is a piece of plastic. But don't they... You watch them magnetise it when they give it to you. They put it on that little machine and it goes beep boop and then it's ready for your room. You take your card? No, you don't get charged. This is a piece of plastic. But don't they... You watch the magnetiser when they give it to you. They put it on that little machine, it goes beep boop, and then it's ready for your room. You take your card?

Sometimes. Nah man. Like if I can't be bothered. I've never heard that. To be honest, now that you say the mini bar thing and they've got my card on file, I actually even more so don't wanna talk to anyone if I've got anything from the mini bar.

Yeah, it's like I've already paid. So you do this. That's the normal way you check out. You just leave. You leave. What I like to do is I like to... I'm in the room and it's time to leave. I like to tie the sheets together in like a rope and then I like to throw it out the window and sort of repel down the side of the building, down to the car park,

just like Brie said, so I can avoid talking to anyone. Really? Yeah. I totally expected the opposite because like Ella and I aren't the most social people but we're the ones going to the desk and I always go hey just checking out thanks and they go cool. Any problems? Is everything all right? And then you go here's the key. I do that I'm just kidding about the rappelling down the building. I took you so seriously. I do that but I'm with Bri what's the point? Yeah what's the point? Because I always give them the card and they're like, all good, see you later. I just need them to know that I've left on time.

Like I need them to know that I'm not there. And I did the right thing and I left on time and the room is empty. If you work in a hotel. They'll know from the camera in your room though. Excuse me. What? Don't freak me out.

Can you text us if you work at a hotel, why do you need us to check out? Because I do really like those ones that have got the drop box and they call it an express check out and you can just drop your key card or your key in there and then F-O. Yeah.

That's good. That's good, I like the drop box. Actually, I did leave in some cat food in Thailand. How about this text? How about this? What? The cats aren't cleaning your room. How about this text? It says, oh my gosh guys, what about leaving $20 for

the cleaners? That is crucial. Yes, so leaving stuff. I've never even thought about that. I've never crossed my mind. I've definitely like, especially if I'm staying for a long time, like every time we film Treasure Island in Fiji I would leave like little tips for the cleaners in my room. Really? Yeah. And did you write a note to say this is for you because otherwise the cleaner would be like and then they can get a huge deal. Is this a trap? Yeah I would always write a note so they knew it was for them. I did that for the cat too, I said, here's some food for you. Cats can't read. Oh, yeah. I did that for the cat too.

Cat to the hotel seems a pretty niche one, but someone sexed it and said, it's helpful for you guys to check out so the cleaners know when to go in. That's a good point. That's what I'm saying. Letting the hotel know you've left can speed up room turnover for the next guest.

Yeah, but why should I care about them? But don't they have a check-in time anyway? I'm just kidding. Good karma, I'm hearing. Am I their person for never thinking about leaving a tip for the cleaner? I mean, yeah, I'm dwelling on that too. I never leave my hotel room in a very bad state. We didn't grow up with tipping.

I've just never heard of it. It's not a tipping culture. I've never heard of it. No, but it's not a tipping culture. I've never heard of it. No, but it's not a bad idea. It'd be kind of nice. But who has cash these days? And you're right, it's pure karma if you're going to do that, isn't it? Totally.

Because they're not going to make the room extra good for the next person. Exactly, it's just good karma and it's a nice thing to do. Are we on the tipping thing? Are we meant to tip staff if they take our bags up to the room? Even if you're in a different country. Yes. To be honest, I feel like most places, if you are staying in a fancy hotel, they will

take your bags up to your room, but they'll take them up there when, like before you get to the room or, you know what I mean? Like you don't see them. Yeah, yeah. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. And it depends hotel to hotel, depends where you're staying. How good is a hotel though?

I'd how good is a hotel? I'm not joking. When Clint, so when Clint and I got got to go to the Wicked premiere at the end of last year. Oh my God. I'm not joking. We turn up to this hotel in Sydney. It's probably one of the nicest hotels I've ever stayed at. And I message Clint and I'm like, is your room, it's an awesome. Pier one, is that what it was? God, it was nice.

It was all paid for by the movie company. All the stars who were doing interviews for other networks were there. Joel Creasy was there. It was lush. Like, and it just smelled rich. And if it's all paid for, you don't need to check out because the minibar's covered. Yo!

What do you reckon? Maybe. Possibly. Potentially. Did you take the keycard? Wait, you did! Brie's having huge regret that she didn't capitalize on the minibar. I'm so...

I'm going to be so angry if that minibar was free. I would have destroyed that thing. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. So I have a birthday banger. Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. What's a birthday banger you say? Well, it's the number one song when you turn 16. What was at the top of the charts when you were 16?

Shelby's gonna do Mum Bianca's birthday banger. Hi Shelby. Hi Shelby. Hi. All we need from you is your mum's birthday banger. Hi Shelby. Hi Shelby. Hi. All we need from you is your mum's birthday Shelby. Um the 10th of October 1992. Right that means your mum was 16 in 2008 and on that day in 08 this was number one. I'm still a rock star, I got my rock wheels and I'm me Pink! And so what? What do you reckon Shelby?

This would be my favourite song. No way! Yeah. Maybe there's a reason for that. Does your mum love it? Yeah, she said yeah. Yeah, she's into it. Okay, wait there Shelby, we're gonna do a birthday banger for Courtney.

Hi Courtney. Hi. How's into it. Okay, wait there Shelby, we're gonna do a birthday banger for Courtney. Hi Courtney. Hi Courtney. Hi. How's your day been Courtney? Yeah, pretty good. Just been at my daughter's first football game. Oh, that's a bit of fun. How old's your daughter?

She's seven. That would've been chaos. A bunch of seven year olds all chasing the ball at the same time. Yeah. Yeah, love it. Great. Very fun. Hey Courtney, what's your birthday?

19th of April, 1989. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2005, Courtney. And on that day, this was at the top. Oh yeah. Can't go past a bit of Jesse McCartney. Are you into it Courtney? I mean it's a good song, I'm not sure if it's a banger, I don't know if it can top pink. Yeah yeah I getcha. I saw a video of him performing this song this year, so 20 years later.

He looks the same. Yeah but he also looks 20 years older, and the song sounds like it should be performed by like a 17 year old. Yeah, but that's like Justin Bieber doing- Baby. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Exactly right.

One more for Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hey, how are you guys? Good, thanks. What have you been doing today? Work. I hear you, Melissaays am I right? I wish it was Friday. Get in the bin. Melissa what's your date of birth? It's the 29th September 1982. All right that means you were 16 Mel in 1998 and let's hopefully we got something good for you.

1998 and let's hopefully we got something good for you. Oh yeah. Gotta be happy now. This is Banger. Unacceptable that this song is from 1998. That's crazy but it is and it's your birthday Banger Melissa. What do you reckon? Yeah I reckon it's worth a revisit. So do I.

Yeah that's a bop. I'm gonna vote for it. Me too. I'm going with you reckon? Yeah I reckon it's worth a revisit. So do I. Yeah that's a bop. I'm gonna vote for it. Me too, I'm going with you Melissa. Yeah, here we go. Now you've won birthday banger, congratulations. Awesome, cheers guys. Sweet ass. Brian Clint, he's ghetto superstar, isn't he?

Ghetto superstar, that's what you are. That is Brian Clint. Couple of weeks ago we asked you to like our Instagram post because if we got 50,000 likes, Rossboss said he'd shout us a trip to the NRL Grand Final. He shook on it and he never shakes on it. And we got there, we got the 50,000 likes. One of the conditions was that we get to take

somebody who likes the post on Instagram. And one of those 50,000 people that likes the post is about to get a call from us to say they're coming too. What a phone call to get. And they get to bring a friend. So Claudia, please connect to the call now so we can tell our lucky winner to pack their bags later in October. Oh my God, here we go. Hello, Michelle speaking. Hi, Michelle. How are you?

Hi, good. Sorry, who is this? It's Bree from Bree and Clint. Get the heck out of here. It's also Clint from Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Yeah. Hey, sorry, I'm the middle of cooking dinner. That's okay.

I think you'll be okay with this interruption. Do you remember liking a post of ours a couple of weeks ago? Oh, I like a lot of posts about you guys, but yes. Specifically one that said, if you like this post, you could win a trip to the NRL Grand Final in Sydney with us. No, get out of here.

Are you busy October 5th Michelle? Well I'm cooking dinner but I mean I'm not busy now. Could you get the night off cooking dinner that weekend? I think I could, oh my gosh are you serious? Michelle you and a mate are coming with us to the NRL Grand Final baby. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh really? Jetstar are gonna hook our flights up, boystrip.co.nz are gonna host us while we're over there

and we have everything sorted. You're coming with us Michelle, we're gonna be there in Sydney. Oh my gosh, ah! I've got gooseies Michelle! Oh my gosh, hey and I'm also the friendly funeral home director that keeps sponsoring Bre. No way!

Yep, I sure am. Michelle. That's good karma. That is good karma coming back. What are the odds of that? I know. Oh my god. Bless you, Michelle.

I'm even more excited for you now. You bloody deserve this trip. I can't wait to meet you guys. Who's your NRL team, Michelle? Who's the team you have to have Who's your NRL team, Michelle? Who's the team you have to have there at the NRL Grand Final? Honestly, you guys is all I need there.

I don't even give a shit about the NRL. I'll bring a final with me that does. At least she's honest. At least she's honest. I mean, it's good not to be tied to a team because Bri and I are big Warriors fans and it's looking a bit shaky, you know? I mean, I know, okay, obviously I'm Warriors,

but you know. Who are you gonna bring with you, Michelle, do you know? Oh, I have to bring my husband. I love that line, I have to bring him. I have to bring him. Well, he took me to Italy a few years ago. Oh, well that's a fair trade. I may repay the favour, I suppose.

Michelle, we can't wait to meet you as well. We'll see you at the airport when we head to the NRL Grand Finals. Let's go, baby! Oh my gosh, thank you! Liam Neeson has revealed what he does to keep a straight face when he has to deliver a deadpan line. He's been doing some funnier movies recently, like his new Naked Gun film.

Yes. But it's all deadpan. All of his lines are very Liam Neeson and they're very straight faced. And even if he finds them funny, you know, he can't crack. He has to keep he has to keep a straight face. How do you think you would go in a situation like this? Not well, because whenever I feel the need to laugh, I want to give into it because I'm like, this is going to be a good laugh. Yeah. You know, it's the best laugh

Mm-hmm He was asked on a radio station how he does it Liam Neeson from Taken and this has Liam Neeson's advice For keeping a straight face and not cracking because your character in this is quite serious, but the film's quite slaps there How do you stop yourself from just bursting out laughing? Like do you have a way of doing that? I think of my dead mother. Don't look what he's done! What? Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I don't even feel like laughing. Sorry Liam. It's not funny. Sorry Liam. I'm sorry.

But it is funny because he said it in that Liam Neeson voice, so it's very funny. God, he's got such a hot voice, doesn't he? He is right up there, I think. He might be the sexiest voice. He's up there with the Morgan Freeman's as far as recognisable voices. Straight away you go, oh my God, that's Liam Neeson. Does that voice do anything to you, Claude?

Yeah, a little something, something definitely. Yeah, I feel a little something, something. Even when he's going, I like to think of my dead mother. Yeah, even then I'm like, sexy. But I feel like that would be it for a lot of actors. Yeah, yeah. Maybe not, I mean, they might not all have a dead mum, but like dead puppies or.

It's like the technique that the mattress actors use to last a bit longer too. And they think of like, they're like, what are you doing? They're like, oh, I think of my grandma in the shower. Oh. You know, that old line. I like to think of, I like to think of. That would work for me, yep.

That stave things off for a little bit longer. Yeah, you know the next time, if you're, you know, having indoor gardening, the next time, you're gonna think about your Nan now. Oh, it's happened before. Has it? Yeah, yeah happened before. Has it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has it thrown you?

Oh, it's a real mood killer, but... Yeah, but you don't say it out loud though, do you? No, you don't start screaming Nan's name or anything. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Clint's just like, oh, my Nan's just popped into my head. She's naked. Oh, Nan, oh, don't do that, Nan.

Your partner's like, what? You're like, don't't worry she's dead. You're safe our relationship is good. Nan no longer with us or else if she was look out. Stupid conversation. It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. And that's the end of Brie and Clint podcast. And that's the end of the Brie and Clint show. Wee hee. What's for dinner, everyone? There's so much pressure on this question now,

because I never know. Well, doesn't it make you want to be more interested? I am interested. Did you cook again? Did you cook again on the weekend? You said you were going to. Sunday's your night. Sunday's my night.

Yeah. Starting Sunday. You said you were going to. Sunday's your night. Sunday's my night. Yeah. Starting Sunday. You said you were gonna cook again. I know. I had a big day alright. What? What did you do on Sunday? I don't, don't worry about it. No I'm interested. I was so busy. You're making me sound like a shit husband okay. I was genuinely interested as what you were gonna be cooking for the second time ever in your family So was I but new habits are hard to form. Okay, so give me time. I'll give you time I'm not gonna be too harsh on you. So what what let's make a plan. Give me a recipe. Okay I'll find a recipe. I'll find one for you. I'll make it this Sunday night. Good. Okay. That's a good plan Just make it make me do the back end of the work.

Just palm it off to another woman. Just get all the women to do it. Palm it off to someone else. If you could give me a recipe, a shopping list and ideally an online order, that would be great. Yeah, I'd tell you what. See you guys tomorrow. See you guys.