ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th February 2025

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

PM Christopher Luxon weighs in on the Dish of the Nation.  What was the mystery smell?  Bree reacts to the naked Grammys dress.  Did someone yell at you in public?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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G'day everybody, welcome to the original Brie and Clint show. The numero uno. Except no imitations. The 1.0. Yeah, there's a lot of Teemu, Brie and Clint shows out there. This is the real deal. This is Brie and Clint ground zero. But you know that because you can hear that little blue tick beside our names.

Bing. Bing. Fun show on the way today. We have just closed. And we're not just lying because sometimes we do lie. Sometimes we just say fun. We don't know what's happening. Today we mean it. Yeah.

Sometimes we're like, huge show. Don't really mean it. Today, we actually can back it up. We've just closed round one of Dish of the Nation. The results for the first 16 dishes have come through. We will analyse those shortly. But Ella, have we gone live with round two yet? I can't wait to vote.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just up now. So we have 32 dishes in total. Yesterday, we put 16 head to head. Yes. Today, we put the second 16 head to head. We didn't want to overwhelm people with too many votes because we're taking this super seriously.

So yeah, you can go vote on the second round. Is hokey pokey in there today, Ella? Everything's in there. It is. I got a bit of flack yesterday from people going, where is hokey pokey? And I was like, chill. It's in.

Second round. It's coming tomorrow. Second round. But I mean, because this has already broken new ground, the search for New Zealand's Dish of the Nation, the Prime Minister joins us at five o'clock, live on air to discuss his choice for Dish of the Nation. Oh, I can't wait to hit him with the hard questions, you know?

Yeah. What are you putting your support behind? Who do you not want to win? And it's nothing to do with politics. It's about food. It's about food. It's about food. It's about the dish of Aotearoa. So your votes are on the Bree and Clint Instagram page.

We need them. Go and do it. And we'll get closer to finding out what the dish is. First order of business, though, tradie burst lady. All righty. The tradies and the ladies, you know the drill. 0800 DIAL ZM. We'd love you to play, but you've got to get on, and we'll do it next.

Bree and Clint. God, the votes are already flying in for round two of Dish of the Nation. If you haven't voted yet, there are 16 new dishes on the Bree and Clint Instagram story right now, and you've just got to pick this or that. Eight different battles, this or that. It's so, like, I'm just so invested. One of the hotly contested ones right now is fry bread up against hokey pokey ice cream. Hokey pokey ice cream is obliterating fry bread at the moment.

Which we found ironic because hokey pokey ice cream would go quite well on fry bread, wouldn't it? It'd be delicious. But they can't both go through. So if you have opinions on food, you should go and vote in Dish of the Nation now. Another quite close one. Tinned spaghetti on toast versus Raro wet or dry. 60% goes to tinned spaghetti, but it's quite a close battle.

Such a hard thing to compare. Like they're for completely different occasions. Yeah, I know. But if you have a favourite, it doesn't matter what it's up against. Some different occasions. Yeah, I know, but if you have a favourite, it doesn't matter what it's up against. Some tough decisions. You can do it, though. At Brianne Clint on Instagram. It's Tradie

versus Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Alrighty. Let's do it. The Tradies and the Ladies. The Ladies took the lead for the first time this year yesterday. They're on 6. The Tradies on 5. Our Lady is from Dunners. She tradies and the ladies. The ladies took the lead for the first time this year yesterday. They're on six. The tradies on five.

Our lady's from Dunners. She's 21 and she's never even been to Auckland. Welcome to the show, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello. Have you been on a plane before? I have. Whereabouts?

I actually work at an airport. I've been on a plane a few times. You work at an airport but you've never been to Auckland. I've only, well, I realise I might have gone, but I went once for training, but only in the airport. So I haven't actually left the airport for. Yeah, it doesn't count. Yeah, it doesn't count.

It's like if you transit through Hong Kong. You haven't really been to Hong Kong, have you? Yeah, no, I agree. You're in Hong Kong purgatory pretty much. Purgatory. Yeah, you've been to Auckland purgatory. Auckland jail. Okay, you're thinking on our tradies today from Christchurch.

They're 19 and they love a cheeky hiney. Welcome to the show, Daz. Are we talking beer, baked beans or bottom? Beers, mate. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. All three for me.

Yeah, me too, actually. Daz, your buzz is tradie. Paige, your lady. The first person to give us three correct answers will win tradie versus lady and 50 bucks cash. Awesome. Haini. Great. Okay, question number one.

Nice, Haini. What was it? Want to touch the Haini. That was Adam Sandler. Oh. Billy Madison. If you know, you know. Question number one.

The Grammy Awards all went down yesterday. Who took out the top gong album of the year? Lady? Yes, Paige. Was it Sabrina Carpenter? Oh, it's a great guess, but no. Daz? LaCresse Brown?

No, it wasn't actually. It was actually Beyoncé for her country album, Cowboy Carter. Quite controversial winner. Not everyone agreed, but that was what happened. Thank you, Beyoncé. Thank you, Beyoncé. We love you. No points there.

Question number two. Which nation landed the first man on the moon? Trades. Yes, Daz. America. It is, of course, America. And the Russians were the first people in space. In space, yeah.

Not on the moon, though. Okay, one to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. You're not going to know this. Oh, I know it. Can Jin Z. Can they identify one of the millennial anthems?

Des, Des, Des. Natasha Billingfield. Who told you? How did you figure that out, Dez? How did you figure that out? Using my brain, mate. Oh, come on, Dez. Okay, two to the tradies.

You need this one page to stay in the game. Question number four. What is the name of the toy cowboy in the movie Toy Story? Tradie. Yes, Daz, for the win. Woody. Woody! Yeah, boy!

That was the quickest one he got, the Woody answer. He loves a hiney and a Woody. And a Woody. Doesn't he? Yeah, and a Woodstock, mate. That's right. Congratulations, Daz. You've drawn the tradies level at six all and you've won $50 cash.

Boom! Yeah, I'm on. Bree and Clint. Congratulations, Daz. You've drawn the tradies level at six all and you've won $50 cash. Boom. Yeah, I'm on. Bree and Clint. We're trying to find New Zealand's Dish of the Nation this week. Bree and Clint's Dish of the Nation. And we're into round two. We've just put 16 more dishes head to head. In case you missed it, these are the dishes in the running today. Cheese rolls are taking on power fritters. Have you voted in this, by the way in the running today. Cheese rolls are taking on

power fritters. Have you voted in this? I sure have. Yeah. Cheese rolls dominating the power fritter. What did you vote for? Cheese rolls. Same. I feel like it's... I don't... Yeah. I feel like they're both iconic to New Zealand. I haven't had a power fritter though. Oh, see, yeah, I've had the pie

and I'd definitely vote pie. I've had power, but I haven't had a power fritter before. I would vote for the power pie over. What's coming up, so you can, oh, did we put it in? No, it's in the pie category. Yeah, true. Okay, real fruit ice cream's taking on the flat white. I love a flat white, but it's not going to be real fruit ice cream, is it?

No. And it's not. to be real fruit ice cream, is it? No. And it's not. Real fruit ice cream is dominating. Battle three today really intrigues me. Is it 50-50? Roast lamb versus chicken coleslaw bun. It's exactly 50-50. Wow.

I'm actually on the Bree and Clint account at the moment. If I go into the back end, it says 50-50. There is... Roast lamb's just got it. There's 11 votes in it. Yeah, so it's 50-50 at this stage. That can go either way. God, that's a good battle, isn't it?

Chicken coleslaw buns. Obviously, we're talking supermarket chicken buns and a bit of coleslaw from the deli. The emergency dinner. Yep. You know? Take it down. Good beach dinner too. Great deli. The emergency dinner. Yep. You know? Take it down. Good beach dinner too.

Great beach dinner. Great picnic dinner. Is it good enough to be our dish of the nation though? Could be. Fry bread is taking on hokey pokey ice cream. What did you vote for? I voted for fry bread. Did you?

Yeah. Hokey pokey ice cream. Maybe it's because I don't get the nostalgia. Possibly. I feel like it's because I don't get the nostalgia. Possibly. I feel like it's a run-of-the-mill average ice cream. No, it's not that. No, no, no. Yeah.

Tip Top Hokey Pokey Ice Cream is dominating fry bread by 75% at the moment. Fry bread is something that's so unique to this country and so delicious. As is boil up, but it's getting pantsed by trifle at the moment. Yeah, the trifle's absolutely owning, isn't it? Everyone's mum does a good trifle, right? Oh, yeah. Not everyone's mum does a good boil up. That's true. So maybe

people haven't tried a good boil up before. This is the schoolyard battle to dominate. Wadi's tinned spaghetti on toast versus a packet of Raro wet or dry. What do you think, before I click on it, what do you think is leading? No, that was yesterday. No, it's today.

Oh, is it today? Tinned spaghetti versus Raro is today. Oh, that's a hard one. Tinned spaghetti. Tinned spaghetti, 61%. Just, yeah. So not dominating, but it is in front, 60-40-ish. Mm-hmm.

And then dry noodles versus sausage and bread. I'm kidding myself. I accidentally voted for dry noodles. Dry noodles is producer Ella's champion dish, by the way. That's the one you're going into bat for. Yep. Thank you. I reckon sausage and bread could be...

It could go all the way to the finals. It will, I reckon. Dry noodles is getting pantsed at the moment. Alyssa, what do you have to say to the people? Disappointing. Understandable because it's a hard competition. No, motivate the people. Oh, motivate them.

You're going to say it's a hard sell. You're like, yeah, no, I get it, to be honest. Dry two-minute noodles is never going to win. We always had this growing up. Ella's gone dry two-minute noodles, vegan option two, no flavour sachet. Nah. Sometimes pink it is. You missed one.

What was it? The one you've put your thing behind. Oh, yeah, boys, goody, goody gumdrops. Lolly Cake versus goody, goody gumdrops. Lolly Cake is winning at this stage. Yeah, look, it's a hard battle. I mean, both very iconic to this country.

If you want to vote, at Bree and Clint on Instagram. It's round two. It's all new dishes today. This is the last of the dishes, though. There's no other ones to go up. The winners of these will take on the winners from yesterday tomorrow. God.

I just, it gets so heated when it gets down to the really light. You know where there's only amazing things going against amazing things? That's when you get passionate. Someone said before that we're going to have like a rugby world cup situation where we'll have

two of the greatest dishes playing off in the quarterfinal. But you said something. You said you've got to beat the best to be the best. Exactly right. You know? Our Dish of the Nation should be able to defeat any other dish that is in there, even if it's close.

The Prime Minister joins us after 5 o'clock to pick his Dish of the Nation. So stay tuned for that. What's he going to go for? I don't know. And if you want to vote. I reckon he's going dry noodles. You reckon he's a dry noodle guy? Imagine.

I'd love that. Flavor sachet, though. I'd be like, Christopher Luxon, tell me. You get the cooked noodles and you put them on a piece of bread with a bit of butter. And he's just like, oh, how good. He's like, nah, Bree, raw dog. Give them dry. Bree and Clint. Please welcome officially to the Bree and Clint show, the Prime Minister, raw dog, give him dry. Bree and Clint. Please welcome, officially, to the Bree and Clint Show,

the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Christopher Luxon. I got news! Here he is, there he is. G'day, mate. G'day, how are you guys going? We're not too bad, not too bad. Very good, thanks. I reckon you're getting a small taste of what my job is like, because everyone's got very strong views on this subject,

and you're not going to please all the people all the time. So welcome to politics. It does feel like a bit of a fait accompli, Prime Minister. Like there will be people who are disappointed no matter what the outcome of discrimination is. Prime Minister, that's why we had originally 16 things going, categories, and we had to open it up to 32 because the people weren't happy.

Yeah, I know. It's a tough gig. I mean, it's a tough gig. I know what it's like. It's very, very difficult. But Brie, I also heard you had me signed up for dry two-minute noodles. Who have you been talking to? Who's been in your ear? I don't know what they're talking about.

You don't want to hear what Claudia said, Prime Minister. We know everything that's going on in this country. I bet you do. That's good. So what's looking good at the moment? Well, we don't want to prejudice your vote by giving you any kind of – I don't want you to go for the populist option. I know you wouldn't.

I know you're a man of strong morals, strong views. But I just want to say that I'm impressed that our silly little conversation about finding the dish of the Nation has reached the top seat. It's made it all the way to Parliament. It's very important. I mean, it's a national conversation that we have to have with each other and get sorted once and for all. Do you see a world in which Dish of the Nation is discussed on the floor? And do you think you could get cross-party support for the Dish of the Nation, Prime Minister?

Can we get it on the money is what we're asking. Can you put it on the $10 bill? I think the humble sausage roll has been terribly politicised in recent years. Hasn't had a politics. Yeah, so I mean I think we'd have to give that up but look, we'll give it a good go. But I mean my favourite always, I reckon growing up as a kid, I was allowed to

get once a term, you know, a lunch from the dairy at Cockle Bay Primary School, and I would get the pie, mince pie, big bean mince pie. I'd get the custard square and I'd get the chocolate zap. But actually thinking those things through. That's an iconic combo. That's a great combo.

That combo. We don't have zap anymore. Primo would be the same. Primo milk. Yeah, very much the same. Did you evolve into more a pie and a V kind of guy, Prime Minister? Yeah, I did. Pie and a V.

Four Vs a day at one point, which wasn't good. Wow. But no, the point is that the pie is sort of like, there are other countries that would lay claim to the pie, so I don't think it's actually warranted, despite how it'll be a popular one. That's our logic around fish and chips. You can get it in Ireland or the UK, right?

Yeah, and Kiwis love fish and chips, and we have a strong claim to fish and chips, but it's not quintessentially Kiwi, is it? That's why I want to tell you, the only one that I think you've got to go for is a mummite and chip sandwich. Wow. That is the one where you say it's not Vegemite, it's actually mummite. It's not British mummite, it's New Zealand mummite and chip sandwich. Wow. Because that is the one where you say it's not Vegemite, it's actually marmite.

It's not British marmite, it's New Zealand marmite. Yeah. It's New Zealand chips. You know, you've probably got your bluebird chips whacked on a piece of white bread. It's pretty good. Absolutely. And I remember making those at school with mum in the morning.

And the problem with it, it's a really fine art. It's not as simple as everyone thinks. No. Because the chips can go soggy really quickly. And if you end up, what started as a good crisp chip in the morning before you went off to school, by the time you got to lunch and unpacked it at lunchtime, it was incredibly disappointing. No crunch.

So what's the key to a non-soggy marmite and chip sandwich, Prime Minister? I think it's pretty, well first of all you don't start with frozen bread like my mum did occasionally. Terrible. The moisture content's too high at that point. You've really got to get a good, nice, fresh piece of white bread and get it wrapped in Glad Wrap pretty quickly, I reckon.

White bread is the key, eh? So I'm going all in on Marmite and chip sandwich because it's unique. Okay, yeah. It's not something else. We don't have an ambassador for Marmite and chip sandwich. Nah. So that's yours, Prime Minister Chris Luxon. You've got it.

What would you be absolutely ropeable at if it... What would you be absolutely ropeable at if it did take out Dish of the Nation? Is there one thing on the list where you're like, this can't win? Like, goody, goody gumdrops ice cream. Like, I know

that's sort of Clint's favourite. Honestly, I'm not sure. He's throwing down. Shots fired. You know what? I've always said the Marmite and Chips sandwich sucks as well. He beats that every time. I agree with you.

I think lolly cake would beat that. But roast lamb is sort of like British. Flat white you can get in Melbourne. You know, you sort of go through the sausage and bread. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Do not give away the flat white, okay? Don't give that to the Aussies. They've taken enough, Prime Minister.

They're going a bit liberal there. Don't worry, we'll probably give it back in a couple of years. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Did you want to comment on the controversy of round one, Hangi being knocked out in the first round, going down to, I believe, the Marmite and chip sandwich? Oh, you're joking.

You're joking. Yeah. He's got to be in there. That's a tragedy if that's been taken out. Well, your pick eliminated it, Prime Minister. Well, I don't think it was my pick. I think the problem was it was probably all the other picks that went above it.

That's the problem. Yeah. Have we got power fritters still there? Power fritters in today. It's not looking good, though. Not looking good. It does look like it will be beat. Muscle fritters still there? Power fritters in today. It's not looking good, though. Not looking good. It does look like it will be beat. Muscle fritter's not doing good either.

Oh, gee. But, you know, we believe there's an element of access. Like what you can, the stuff that's easy to get is more likely to be our dish of the nation. And you can't just nip down to the dairy and grab a whitebait fritter, can you? No, no. In my case growing up, my whitebait fritter,

if I had one, was sort of like one whitebait and a hell of a lot of egg. So it depends on the mixture really. Yeah, that's the way it's going. We don't want to take up too much of your time. What we would like is almost like a, what would you call it? Let's call it encouragement from the Prime Minister

for New Zealanders to get out there and vote on Dish of the Nation. Would you be willing to do that for us? Yep, absolutely. I think we might need some bit of background music here for you, Mr Prime Minister. When you're ready, the floor is yours. Well, to my fellow Kiwi citizens, I want to make the pitch once and for all that there is only one true Kiwi cuisine,

and that is the mummite and chip sandwich. When you think about it, it is unique and special to New Zealand. It's New Zealand mummite. It's New Zealand chips on New Zealand bread done together, done incredibly well. And I would encourage and exhort all of you to get mummite and chip sandwich back on track. He's hijacked it.

I just wanted votes. He's hijacked it for his dish. He's just totally taken it and run with it. And you know what? I respect that. He's hijacked it. I just wanted votes. He's hijacked it for his dish. He's just totally taken it and run with it. And you know what? I respect that. He's campaigning. Yeah, you've got to go hard yes, hard no. We'll get it done.

If you'd like to vote for or against the Prime Minister's choice, you can do that now on the Breein Clint Instagram page, at Breein Clint, in our story there. So far, thousands of votes have been cast, and the Prime Minister, Mr Chris Luxon, has promised it will be on the $10 bill. Yeah, and GST free, right? We'll get marmalade and chip sandwiches GST free, Prime Minister.

You'd have to. You'd have to if I win. You'd have to do that, wouldn't you? You've got to do it. I think so too. Thank you very much for your time. We appreciate it. Well, anytime, guys. Have a great afternoon.

Bree and Clint. Do you ever have those moments in your house where you end up just searching for a mystery smell? Oh, I got kids, a dog and a cat. So you know what I'm talking about. I know. I've been down on my hands and knees with my nose against the carpet more times

than I care to remember. The amount of times my partner and I end up just sniffing random items in the house, like, it's getting ridiculous. And obviously we've got two dogs so normally we think they are the culprits. It happened to us

this morning. So we've gone off to Pilates and we've come back and the house was all closed up. And when we got back straight away, we looked at each other and went something's off oh what's that yeah what is that i've learned to trust that that feeling you got to trust you know because in the past i've gone oh it'll be nothing it's always something i've learned that if you get a whiff of something there's something it's coming

from somewhere yeah and you need to pinpoint it. Your nose is very intelligent. If the slightest thing is off, it'll know. It was quite a mystery smell because it wasn't like super identifiable. Yeah. I was like, I'm not like, oh, that's poo. I know what dog poo smells like. Yeah, yeah. And I was just kind of like, that's not dog poo.

It's a bit off. It's just something that's off. Yeah. And anyway. I go to the bin first to see if the bin needs empty. Oh, the bin's a good spot. Yeah, yeah. The bin is a great spot to look.

No, it's all right. Yeah. We went straight away, both of us. We're like, okay, dog beds. Straight in the dining room. We're like both sniffing these dog beds. And I was like, it's not that. I was like, it's not the dog beds.

And then we went into the bedroom. We were sniffing around on the cover. No, not in the bedroom. And your dogs are like, they're trying to be us. Yeah. They were kind of looking at us being like, what are you doing? And anyway, we ended up sniffing a bunch of rooms until we found ground zero. Mystery smell ground zero.

The dog room. And we should have, I mean, we should have known. Mystery smell ground zero. The dog room. And we should have, I mean, we should have known. We should have started there first. Should have started there, yeah. Where the dogs sleep. Yeah. So we walked in there. And straight away you could see that our dog, Meryl Streep,

had vomited in her dog bed. And straight away, when you put your nose down, I was like, that's what it is. That's what it is. I was like, there's the smell. That sort of stuff makes me wonder what life is like for people without a sense of smell because they wouldn't be able to find, they'd come home and they'd be like, my house is fine. And people would come over and they'd be like, oh, your house is putrid.

But then they also wouldn't be able to smell when something was burning. Yeah. They wouldn't be able to smell when someone was baking. Well, people without smell can't taste either. And then they can't taste, yeah. So if they stuck their finger in the vomit and then stuck it in their mouth to see if it was actually vomit, they'd have no idea. They still have eyes. They can see that it's disgusting.

Yeah, true. And they'd be like, oh, yeah, that's dog vomit. Reminds me idea. They still have eyes. They can see that it's disgusting. Yeah, true. They'd be like, oh yeah, that's dog vomit. Reminds me of that gym bag of mine. Oh, the way the cats pooed in the gym bag. And then you washed it out and kept using it, didn't you? I washed it out. That's a throwaway for me. Well, I didn't. I washed it out and used it again

and the cat repeat offended. But this time I took the gym bag to the gym before I realised, put on the T-shirt that was in the gym bag and got halfway through a workout before I realised there was cat poo on my gym T-shirt. And someone was like, geez, that guy is dead lifting too much weight. He's pooed himself. You know how those kind of smells are worse once they get warmed up? Oh, God.

I feel like cat poo is one of the worst. Cat purrs. And wee. Oh! Cat wee, there's nothing quite like it. You know what's worse, though? And all my dog owners out there will be with me on this. One of the worst things I've ever smelled.

Don't use the A word. Is the dog bumhole gland. It's got such a distinct smell and it's the tiniest amount. They should bottle that and they should make you sniff it before you adopt a dog. And they'll be like, are you sure you want a dog? There's nothing quite like it, eh? I remember one time our dog's bumhole gland went off on the couch, right?

And it hadn't happened before. And I kept saying to my partner, I was like, what is that? I was like, and we kept looking around, looked under the couch, couldn't find it. And then eventually the tiniest spot you've ever seen on the couch and I've smelt it went, oh my God. Much like the gym bag, you throw that couch out. We set it on fire.

Yeah, you get rid of that couch. Yeah, we had a student party and we set it on fire. We want to know what the mystery smell was that you discovered on 0800 DALES. We can text it in if you like, 9696. We're thinking decomposing corpse. Not person. I hope not.

I hope not. I was thinking like animal. Like a dead rat in the ceiling or something. Or, I don't know, what was it? What did the disgusting smell turn out to be? Remember that time I had an avocado roll out of my shopping bags in the boot of my car? Yeah.

And it literally was just rotting in there for three months. An old fish. Someone's underpants. Hey! Bree and Clint. Got home from the gym this morning and my partner and I were hit with a waft as we opened the door. A mystery smell.

We went on the hunt. It took us a while to find it. Last place we looked was the dog's room where they sleep and there it was, a big, hefty vomit. Trust your nose. Follow your nose. It's what you've got to do. But it's hard if you don't know what you're looking for.

And there's a bit of, like, fear involved. Like, you don't want to get your nose too close to a mystery smell. It's always like, yeah, there's always that thought where you're like, not too close. So we're asking you what's the mystery smell that you found. God, we are getting a lot of messages like this one. My robot vacuum cleaner ate a dog poo, and when I got home I could smell the most horrific smell, and it had been going around the lounge spreading dog crap everywhere.

That's so off. That's so off. That's happened to a lot of people I know. The robo-vac, You're meant to clean my house. The RoboVac is such a great thing. Until. Until that happens. And I don't know if you'd ever use one again.

They've got to put a sensor in there. Yeah. Some kind of poo sensor. Samuel's here. Hi, Samuel. Hi, Samuel. Kia ora. What's the mystery smell that you discovered, Sam?

Back in high school, I used to go to boarding school, Mount Elvergrimmer, and we were cleaning out our lockers at the end of the year, and one of the guys had left half way through the year. Yeah. And when we were cleaning out his locker... Oh, he wasn't in the locker, was he? I hope not. No, he wasn't in the locker.

Oh, phew. But we found a six-month-old bottle of milk in the locker. Oh! Was it ready? Oh, you know how when it's that old, was it nearly ready to explode, Samuel? It was. Oh, it was gross. It was, like, all curdled and just chunky as, and we opened it up.

Yeah. And it stunk out the whole dorm. There's nothing quite like off milk, is there? I know how boarding school works. Which one of you had to have a sip from it, Samuel? That was you, wasn't it, Samuel? No, it wasn't me. It was one of the other guys and we squirted on his face.

Hey! Shout out Mount Albert Grammar. Thank you, Samuel. Someone texted her and they said, I couldn't shake the smell of baby poo, but my toddler was clean. Even while I was out in public, I just kept smelling this smell. Eventually found out that the baby poo was quite literally right under my nose and smeared on my face.

Oh, you were the baby poo? Yeah. Oh. Can you imagine? She's like, where is that? Where's the poo? It's right under her nose, literally. Text messages.

I found an old Chinese dish hidden behind the seat in the truck. It was warm and it was alive before I grabbed it and threw it out. I'm not squeamish, but God damn, that was the worst thing I have ever smelled. It's trauma when you find something like that. Like it's actual trauma when there's maggots in it. Oh, nah. You discussed the dog bum bum gland and the smell that it emits. There's nothing quite like bum bum anal gland smell.

Here's a text from a vet. Hi, guys. Vet nurse here. I used to teach students how to express the dog's gland, and I would always say, close your mouth and do not stand in the line of fire. Get sprays. I used to love it when the arrogant ones thought they knew better and didn't listen.

They would only make that mistake once, and from then on they would listen to everything I said. I love that. I bet that was like, okay, how am I going to sort these guys out? Oh, we'll do the bum-bum gland test. Brooke's here. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke.

Hello. Hi. Tell us, mate, what was the mystery smell that you uncovered? So a while ago, me and my partner were arguing for the best part of the week of what a stench was in our bedroom, and I thought it was her dirty work socks. We cleaned those, all that stuff. It ended up being a dead, decomposed mouth inside of our duvet cover.

We had to change the bedding. Did you say inside of your duvet cover? Yeah. Oh, no! A dead mouse in the duvet cover. That's the last place. And it just obviously found that to hide until we squished it in our sleep.

Oh, Brooke! That's trauma. Yeah, Brooke, tell me what happened to the duvet inner. Did you wash it or throw it out? No, definitely washed it because it's an expensive feather down. You know, it took a lot of bleach and Febreze to feel better about it. I can just picture you guys going, it's somewhere in here. It's you.

No, it's you. And we were just finding each other. It's your side of the bed. No, it's your side of the bed. Oh, that's traumatised me, that story. This text. My fridge st's your side of the bed. Oh, that's traumatised me, that story. This text. My fridge stunk disgusting for two whole months. I had enough, so I decided to go through and see what made it stink.

I discovered my flatmate's chicken that had been in there for 10 weeks. I told him about it, and he said he would deal with it that night. So he took it out, fried it, and ate it. We tried to tell him not to, but he refused to listen to us. Is he took it out, fried it, and ate it. We tried to tell him not to, but he refused to listen to us. Is he still with us? Doesn't say. Is he still alive? Honestly, did someone do a

welfare check on that guy? I reckon he died. He's probably no longer here. Ten weeks! That chicken, imagine how slimy it would have been if he survived we need to get that man

it's like the last of us we need to get him into a laboratory cut him open and use him for some kind of vaccine I actually can't believe that that happened time for the latest the Grammys all went down yesterday believe that that happened. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. The Grammys all went down yesterday.

A lot of winners, a lot of losers, and a lot of acceptance speeches. I'm always interested to see what people do with their speeches. Some people just kind of thank a million people. Other people use it as a platform to say something important. And Lady Gaga,

she's definitely someone who's done this in the past and she did it yesterday as well. She took home her 14th Grammy for her song with Bruno Mars. And she took the opportunity to talk about what's going on in America at the moment in terms of changing the policies around the genders and making it only two genders, male and female. Here's what she said. I just want to say tonight that trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up.

Music is love. Thank you. So powerful. And I know people don't listen to our radio show for our views on politics and what's going on and that kind of thing. But I always promise myself that if I ever had an opportunity to have a platform, it's a privilege to have a platform. And can I say to anyone listening who is a part of the trans community, you have support. You have my support. And a policy doesn't define who you are. You do.

And we've got so much love for you guys. So, yeah, good on you, Lady Gaga. She keeps doing the right thing. She really is. She was always going to say something. I know. She's been doing it for 20 years, hasn't she? She has, which means she can.

And artists who have been around for ages don't sort of suffer from that fear of, oh, if I speak up, will I still get the same opportunities? Which is why I thought it was impressive that Chapel Roan got up there and said, hey, I'm going to use my chance to say something. We've got to pay up-and-coming artists because they're starving.

Chapel Roan also commented on the trans debate on the red carpet at the Grammys yesterday too. She is another one who is using her voice and her platform to make a difference and I just think it's a great thing. Brian Clint. The man has been filmed screaming at another passenger on a flight because the person behind him asked him not to recline his seat.

Planes and airports make people, good people, sometimes become bad people. They bring out the worst in people. They bring out the worst in people. They bring out the worst in people. Still not an excuse for behaving like this. For context, because context is always important. Yeah. It was a four-hour flight.

Okay, so not a super long flight. Not super long, but not like a one-hour Auckland to Wellington situation. Four-hour Singapore to Hong Kong. Okay. So international. Yeah. Anyway, here is the audio of the man. Oh, there's audio of it. Coolly and

calmly handling the situation with poise and grace. Adjust my seat or not. Is it in the room? Shut your goddamn mouth. Can I adjust my seat or not? When you shouted at my kid, I didn't, I didn't respond. But you said I adjust the seat. It's not possible. Shut your goddamn mouth.

I feel so like secondhand embarrassment. The person being yelled at remained in their seat. They seem pretty calm. The man doing the yelling. Considering that someone was yelling so loud, there was probably spit going onto their face. Was standing in the aisle over them, yelling down at them in their seat.

Look, we don't know what that guy was going through. We don't know what he had happened to him this morning. Could have been the worst time for him, and that just kind of was the catalyst that set him off. He talked about a child. That child could have done number twos on his last clean T-shirt. We don't know. Still not okay to yell at someone like that.

Still never appropriate to yell at someone in public like that. Someone whipped out the phone, filmed the whole thing, bada bing, bada boom, you're on the internet. He was so angry, wasn't he? You're now a plain yelling guy. That footage will live forever. If that was my partner or my dad or someone you know, someone close to me, and they did that, I reckon I'd get the ick and I'd have to leave them.

I'd be out. Like, I'm not even joking. You go to the lawyer and you're like, okay, and grounds for dismissal? Well, they yelled at someone on a plane. It was public and I got the ick. Actually, just watch this video. What's your problem? Can they adjust my seat or not?

Is it in the rule? Shut your goddamn mouth! Shut your goddamn mouth. They barely opened their mouth, it was so quiet. I would like to know, this afternoon, on 0800 Dials ZM, did someone yell at you in public? Oh, God.

Was it in a car park? Was it at a restaurant? Was it a stranger? Was it your sister? Was it a family member? I think this might be my worst nightmare. I think this might be an actual fear of mine. Is it for you?

Has it happened to you? Getting told off. In public. In public. Where there's other people watching. It might not have even been like screaming like that guy is, but if someone gave you like a stern telling off in public, we'd like to hear about it.

Oh, 100 tiles in him. Or you can text to 9696. Where was it? Who was it? And what was it for? Do you want the other side as well? People who did the yelling? Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Like maybe you told someone off. Did Yeah, okay. Yeah. Like maybe you told someone off. Did you lose it? Yeah. Or maybe. Did you flip your biscuit? Maybe it was warranted. Maybe. Oh, Andrew Diles at M. We'll get you on next

with your stories about being yelled at in public. A man has been filmed screaming at another passenger on a plane because they wouldn't let him recline his seat. I'm sure it was very scary for the person being yelled at, but they remained calm and the rest of the plane was on their side, so it was okay.

At least you know on a plane that he's not going to have a weapon. Very good point. You know, it might be one of the only places where you'd be like, well, he doesn't have a weapon. So we're asking you guys, did someone yell at you in public? And, man, we're getting some texts. Someone said, for some reason, you also asked Bree, did you do the yelling?

And someone said, for some reason, you also asked Bree, did you do the yelling? And someone said, for some reason, every time I lose my shit at my teenagers in public, someone I haven't seen for a very long time pops up out of nowhere. Oh no, how embarrassing. Always when I'm mid-yell as well. Yeah, I'd get angry at the kids

again and be like, see what you made me do? You embarrassed me! But you're goddamn shy! Simon! Hi Simon, see what you made me do? You embarrassed me. But you're goddamn shy. Simon. Hi, Simon. How are you? Don't worry about them. I'll deal with that later. Not my kids. Not my kids. Nick's here. Hi, Nick. Hi, Nick. Hi. Your friend did a public

yell at the Fisher concert. She did. So she, so we're a little bit older and she likes to think that the front by the rail is quite a good place to be, but she doesn't like getting pushed around. Oh, no. So we had been getting pushed around quite a lot. We'd been there for a while and everyone was trying to come up last minute.

Yeah. And a guy went past and he gave her a really hard shove and she just reached out and grabbed him by the back of his shirt, yanked him back and started telling him off. And yeah, it was probably in his best interest to turn around and keep going and then we took her to the back of the crowd. Like she was a teacher and he was a naughty student, Nick.

I like how Nick you said you were like you're like her handler. Once that happened, we took her to the back of the crowd and we did. And we had to redirect some people. They went to go past and we're like, no, no, not this way. No, no, she needs a minute to cool off. Okay, give her some space.

Oh, my God, she's losing it. Literally. Is she looking for friends? I'd love to be friends with her. Yeah, right. I'd like her at the concert to look up to me. She sounds like the energy that I need. Someone texts her and said, I used to work in retail

and often customers would yell at me about things not being on sale. One time a man yelled at me through the window at 6.30 in the morning because we were not open. And he said, you guys said on the TV you'd be open at 7 a.m. It was 6.30. It was 6.30. Yell back through the window and go, we will be. It's so frustrating for people in retail.

I feel so bad for them. Someone said, I once cut an old lady in traffic off and she proceeded to follow me to my house to get out of her car and yell at me for it while her teenage granddaughter was slumped down in the passenger seat in embarrassment. I said to her, it's not that deep, Nana. She hated that. Would have enraged her more.

She would have been like, what the hell does that mean? Yeah. And clearly, this doesn't matter as much to you as it does to me. Let's Olivia Rodrigo and get him back. We're going to get Ella back next. Absolutely. She beat us last week, didn't she? And the worst bit is she beat us in a cool and calm fashion.

She held it together whilst beating us, which infuriated me more. Even though that's what I've always wanted for her, to see it in real life. I don't know. I feel like she did it on purpose. I quite miss the kicking and screaming version. That's what I'm saying. I didn't think I would miss it. Yeah, right.

Really? It's the passion. I knew. It was me who was screaming and yelling, and I knew that wouldn't be pleasant to listen to. It's not. Yeah. So that's why I'm stopping.

But it just hurts more to be beaten by someone. Who's civil. Yeah. I'd almost say more boring to listen to. Okay. Well, can't please anyone. No, don say more boring to listen to. Okay. Well, can't please anyone. No, don't take the muzzle off. No, it's my feedback.

Put muzzle. You have not muzzled me. Quite beige, to be honest. I'm not beige. My grandma called me docile the other day. That hurt. Your grandma can't say docile properly? How embarrassing.

What is it? What is it? Docile? Docile. Docile. She's on the other side. Docile. No. What? Oh, I is it? Doll style? Doll side? Doll style. She's on the other side. She's on the other side. No, what?

Oh, I love corned beef. Brie and Clint. Let's get classical. Let's get classical. Cool. Where we guess pop songs reimagined in classical style. It's me and Brie combining our brain power to take on the formidable force that is producer Ella. She's good.

There's no doubt about it. Running the game is Claudia. Did you forget her name? No. I was trying to give her some kind of adjective. Cool. Cool Claudia. Yeah, yeah.

Collected. Cool and hip. Pretty. Welcome, everyone. Flexible Claudia. Nose ring wearer. Thanks, guys. Seductive. You made it weird. Claudia Pretty Hot Welcome everyone Flexible Claudia Nose ring wearer Thanks guys Seductive

You made it weird Okay guys This is Let's Get Classical You guys have each won a round this year So it's tied up What's that? It's zero again This is the decider

Good good good This is the decider of the round one Best out of three And then we'll carry on Okay You know the rules Buzz in with your name I need the title and theider of the round one best out of three, and then we'll carry on. Okay. You know the rules. Buzz in with your name. I need the title and the name of the song.

These are pop songs turned classical. Are we ready? Ready. Ready. Good luck. Here's your first one. Ella. Ella. I've got it. I've got it. Beyonce. Me too. Ella.

I've got it. I've got it. Beyonce. Me too. Yeah. Texas Hold'em. She's got it. I had it as well.

Well done, Ella. That sounded weird at the start. I was like, I have no idea what this is. Sounded real saloon-y, didn't it? You guys going to let her get away with that? I was like, I have no idea what this is. Sounded real saloon-y, didn't it? Yeah. Stick around, round, round. Round, round, round. You guys going to let her get away with that? No, absolutely not. Okay, one point to Ella.

Here's another one. Ella? Kendrick Lamar, They're Not Like Us. Yeah. Where were you, Clint? That's your bloody domain. I just weaved. They're not like us.

Let me guess, is it a Grammys theme? Maybe. They're not like us. Hey, Ella. Hey. Hey, Ella. Hey. Yeah? I'm so confident that we will get...

How about, how about, here's the wager. No, don't do it. You've won. You've won. You've won. If you're so confident, right? Yeah. If you think you are the best, put it all on the line.

Double or nothing. The third one. Double or nothing. Whoever gets the third one takes the win. Okay. Oh! Yes! You're saying yes. Okay. I like it. Your person gets the third one takes the win. Okay. Yes, you're saying yes.

Okay. I like it. Your person gets the KFC. This is just for bragging rights. No, this is for all or nothing. This is all or nothing. All or nothing. All right, here we go.

Ella. Chapel Rome Pig Pony Club. Oh, my God. Far out. What the fuck? I didn't even hear it. Didn't you play it? Yeah, I did. That was actually amazing.

That was a pull the pants down and spank the bottom. Someone give me a promotion. Lynn, you backed the right horse, clearly, and you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Awesome. Thank you so much. What a hiding.

Absolute spanking. Can everyone just text through how amazing I just did? Can someone get some aloe vera for my bottom? Got spanked. Someone's burned. The big scandal out of the Grammys yesterday was Kanye and his wife who came in a naked dress to the red carpet. It was big news, eh?

Yeah. It was more naked than any naked dress that Kim Kardashian has done before. And she did that one, which was all water droplets for the Met Gala that time. Oh, that wasn't naked. That was just a beige dress. Yeah. It was just a skin colored dress, wasn't it? Yeah. This was a naked dress. And everywhere that I've seen, I mean, not that I've been looking, but every site. Did you Google it? No, no. So you haven't Googled in the last 24 hours, Kanye's Mrs. Naked Dress Grammys.

Don't make us check your history. Maybe for content for this break. Is that what you told your missus? No, babe, it's work. It's the Grammys music and it all is connected. I've seen it. Okay, I've seen it. Did you wait till you got home?

Did not do it on the work one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I sent the pictures to Claudia to load up for this break. So you've seen them as well, right, Claudia? I've also just realised that my screen is visible to the whole office. So I'm going to have to cover my screen when I put this up for you guys. Ironically, Kanye wife's name is Bianca Sensori, and all the pictures

of her have been sensoried, haven't they? So, I've been looking for the uncensori to Bianca Sensori's, and I've got them here. Would you like to see the dress that caused all the commotion at the Grammys? I mean, go on. Why not? We're here.

I was worried about Googling it on my computer, to be honest. This is Brie Tomasell live reacts to the Bianca Sensori naked dress. Three, two, one. Holy Toledo. Or should I say, holy Toledo. What's, I mean, has she got anything on? It just looks like a naked woman to me. It just looks like a naked woman to me. It just looks like a naked woman, yeah.

Why does she look like a Barbie? Oh, can you imagine how many F45s you'd have to do? Oh, my God. To go to the Grammys and completely naked? I'm not going to lie. If I had a rig like hers If my rig looked like that You guys would have to put up with me being naked 24-7 Claudia's desperately trying to cover her screen Yeah right

You'd flaunt it if you've got it I'd never put clothes on my body ever again And she didn't And she didn't People have been saying Every generation goes Oh the youth these days They're basically wearing nothing.

And she really is wearing nothing. We've done it. Yeah. We've done it. This is, yeah. I'm surprised that they let her onto the red carpet like that. So she showed up in a full-length fur coat, and then when she got to the bit where the photographers are,

then she took off the fur coat to reveal the naked dress. She really took off all the fur coat. Yeah. She's like a – they skinned her. Yeah. Oh, that. She's like a – you know what? She's like a hairless cat.

She's a sphinx. She's a sphinx cat. Anyway, Google it yourself if you want to see the picture. And does anyone know how to clear your browser history? Bree and Clint. This blew my mind when I read it today. More than one third of people have admitted to stealing from self-checkouts at the supermarkets. What?

A third. Who? Who is doing that? Wait, what's a third again? A third is one in three. So you have three people in a room, at least one of them will admit

that they've stolen from a self-service check. So how much percent of a hundred? 33.3. But in this case, it's 37%. So 37% out of a hundred, right. And that's just the ones who are willing to admit it. People are still doing that. Look, I feel like when self-service checkouts came in,

all of us had a bit of a field day. Yeah, you go, I wonder if I can get this avocado through as an apple. Yeah. In the early days. In the early days, early days, which is very wrong and bad, but not for a long time. I thought people had grown up a little bit. They talk about stealing as in like intentionally not scanning an item

and then getting it through to your basket, but also included in the definition of stealing is pretending items are cheaper items of the same weight when you put them through the checkout. So yeah, that one. Pretending that your pine nuts are peanuts or something. Yeah, right. So that's stealing as well. That is stealing as well.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A different kind of stealing though. Not saying it's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just saying there's more grey area with that one. There are two groups of people who are more likely, they're the most likely to be stealing from the supermarket self-checkout.

The groups are people aged under 35. So not you, you're just out of the bracket. Maybe last year, but not this year. And men. God. People under 35 and blanket category men. Just men in general. The supermarket self-checkout thing is still so weird to me.

Like if one in three people are stealing from it, like does it still make sense to have it? I guess. I don't know. Yeah, it's an interesting one, eh? Like I would never. I'm so terrified of doing anything wrong or upsetting anyone. I'm just so scared, so I would never.

But there must be people doing it on the regular. Like just sneaky little boop, boop. Down to a fine art. I do the thing when I go to the supermarket where I protest and I'm like, these robots are not going to take our jobs. So I intentionally go to the checkout that has a checkout operator. They don't want you. They do.

They do. They don't want to be replaced by a machine. What do you? Who can't recognise the item in the bagging area. You know who can recognise the item in the bagging area? The checkout operator. Here's my question for you. When you're buying certain items, do you opt for the self-service checkout?

Oh. Or do you take a stand always and go through the operated ones? I am of an age where I'm not buying those embarrassing items from the supermarket. Where are you buying them from? Don't need them, Bree. Oh, that's right. I bet it's surgically prevented. That's right.

There was a surgery. Yeah. But before. Where do you buy yours? Um. I haven't bought some of them in a while, actually. Right? I wonder why.

We're saving a lot of money. We are. We're doing well. Bree and Clint, if you'd like to know your birthday banger, why don't you call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's get to some birthday banging.

Number one songs when you turn 16. Sammy's here. Hi, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. Hi. Have you voted on Dish of the Nation yet, Sammy? No, I haven't. Have you got a favourite from what you've been hearing?

Like, what do you think should be our national dish? I'm not sure, but I agree. Not goody-goody gumdrops. Oh, man. You're getting shot down. Shots fired. I have to agree with the people, Clint. I didn't choose it because I thought it was popular.

I chose it because I chose it. I chose it because it means something to me, yeah. And you know what? I appreciate that. You've got to stand for something. Sammy, what's your date of birth, mate? On the 4th of August, 1999. All right, Sammy, that means you were 16 in 2015.

And on the 4th of August, 2015, this was at the top. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Great One Direction song. Were you a One Direction-er, Sammy? No, I wasn't. Even at 16, you went into 1D. No, I definitely wasn't. That is, I reckon, one of the best 1D songs.

I thought so too, but I put it on our road trip playlist the other week and my wife Lucy, who does like One Direction, said it was a rogue choice. I love that One Direction song. Claudia's our biggest directioner on the team. Is it rogue? It's rogue for you, but for me it's overplayed. I had some Gen Zers at lunch the other day tell me that One Direction was, like, the band was theirs. Belong to Gen Z-ers?

Yeah, and I said... What? No, I think it belongs to our youngest millennials. I was like... I literally said to Ella today, I'm like, oh, no, I think 1D are for old people. 1D are the millennials. Yeah. I thought so.

If they are millennials themselves... Yeah. True. Then they're probably for the millennials. I thought so. If they are millennials themselves, then they're probably for the millennials. No, but they were millennials and the young ones liked them. Little Gen Zers. I think they kind of cover both, actually, now that I think about it. I'm claiming them. Anyway, let's agree to share them. Let's go to Holly.

Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi. Have you voted in Dish of the Nation, Holly? I haven't, but I'm going to say I'm going to go for the Mummite and Chippy sandwich. It's a classic. I feel like

it's starting to get momentum, so not a bad bandwagon to jump on. There may be a movement coming for the Mummite and Chippy sandwich. Okay, Holly, what's your date of birth? 8th of June, 1998. All right, that means you were 16 in 2014. And, Holly, here's your birthday banger.

At the end of the day, some you win, some you don't. I love it. The Aussie One Direction. Yeah. Justice, Crew and K-Sara. What do you reckon, Holly? Yeah, it's a good one. It stands out.

I like it. Oh, and then they break it down into the rat. They weren't even singers. They were dancers. Yeah, they were a dance group that got discovered on X Factor Australia and then they turned them into a band. Sean's up last. Hi, Sean.

Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hi. Tell us, mate, have you voted? What would be the dish of the nation for you? I'm not 100% sure. I haven't really been into that. Oh, get in there. It's on our Instagram story.

Would you vote for Hokey Pokey ice cream? Yes. Yeah? Oh, we got them straight away. Would you vote for, what else have we got in there? Custom Square? Not really. Meat Pie?

Yes. Yes. Oh, he's a definite yes. Okay, good to hear. What is your date of birth? 24th of March, 2006. Right, that means, Sean, you were 16 in 2022. And a couple of years ago, this had number one hits.

A big one from Lude, remixing Down Under. What do you reckon, Sean? Yeah, I survived with that for a bit. That was a big A. This song's got a Vegemite sandwich in it. Yeah, it does too. Okay, wait there. I think we know what it's going to be.

Three, two, one. K-Sara. Justice Crew. Yeah, absolutely. Holly, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Thank you. No worries.

We'll pop it on for you right now, Holly. From 2014. Here's Justice Crew for Birthday Banger on ZM. Always there with a smile, saying you're not alone. Singing la, la, la, la, quesara. Bree and Clint. Singing you're not alone. Singing la, la, la, la, quesara. No regrets.

That's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Holly. That's Justice Crew and Kayser R. Makes me sad. Why? Hearing that song. Why? I say we bring back Justice Crew. I liked it better when the purple wiggle was in Justice Crew.

Really? Yeah. You preferred him in Justice Crew? It's weird. I think he's more ripped now that he's a wiggle though. Why hasn't anyone said and called it out how it is? It's weird that he's in the wiggles. Well, I think people like that he's in the wiggles. I think.

No, mums like that he's in the wiggles. I think new mums who are trapped at home with a baby quite like the idea that John from Justice Crew is now a wiggle. The best and most appealing thing about the wiggles is that they were all very average looking dudes. And now we've got this hot, sexy wiggle and no one has addressed it. They should have made the whole Justice Crew wiggles. Oh, can you imagine?

If you take one, you take them all. Have you seen his twin brother? No. It's so interesting. So he's got a twin brother and they were both in Justice Crew. Oh, yeah. And then he has gone off to do the wiggles. He's the purple wiggle.

And his brother is like the complete opposite. He's like a DJ in Ibiza. Is he ripped as well? Both ripped and sexy, yeah. Justice crew. So hot. He's been a big show. We've had the Prime Minister on already. We're in round

two of Dish of the Nation. And now we could be about to make Radio Magic with another round of Name It Haystack! Not Radio Magic, Clint. Radio first. No one has ever done this in radio before and maybe

it will never be done because it is a very, very unlikely outcome. Long odds. Random name, random business. If the person with that name answers the phone at that business, we have found a name in a haystack. That is the one they will win today because it jackpots every week. $400.

This is going into the thousands before we get a winner, but it could be today. Claudia, today you'll be choosing the name of the person. Don't think about it. Just give me the name off the top of your head. What's coming to you? I want to do something different, and I want to double our chances, with your permission, and I want to put forward, this is hard to say,

Ellen, the girl, or Alan, the boy. Oh, just say it Kiwi-style. Just say Ellen. So just Ellen. Yeah. So Ellen or Alan. Okay. Are we okay with doubling the chances?

I don't know about the doubling the chances. Otherwise, I want to go Ellen. Ellen. Okay. Technically, we don't know what she said. That could be either Ellen or Alan. No, we have to be principled in this. Okay.

We don't want a hollow victory. Damn it. We're already trying to cut corners in this game. Ellen. Ellen or Alan. Alan. Ellen, the man. Okay a hollow victory. We're already trying to cut corners in this game. Ellen? Ellen or Ellen? Ellen. Ellen, the man. So Ellen.

Or Ellen. Ellen with an A. Ellen with an A. Ellen. Ella, where does Ellen with an A work? I reckon he's a golfer, so he works at the golf warehouse. The golf warehouse. Don't mind it.

Yeah, me neither. Don't mind that idea, Ella. Surely, right? Surely. Surely there's an Ellen who works at the golf warehouse. Yeah, mind it. Don't mind that idea, Ella. Surely, right? Surely. Surely there's an Alan who works at the golf warehouse. Oh yeah, just did a par. Okay. Claudia, did a par. That's what they do. Did a par.

Claudia, which golf warehouse is this? This is in Takapuna. Okay. Good luck, everybody. Come on, Alan. Golf warehouse, Takapuna. Ed speaking. Oh! I thought we had it. Oh! I thought we had it. Oh, I thought we had it. Ed, it's Brian Clint calling from ZM.

Hi, Ed. How are we going, guys? How are we going? Oh, mate, not bad. You nearly, you could have won $400 on the spot randomly if your name was Alan, but it's Ed. Well, I was lying to you before. Oh, yeah, I thought you were.

Oh, I knew you were doing that. Ed, I know you're not lying, but is there an Ellen that works there? I've got a customer called Ellen. Yeah. But no one that works there. Do you ever let your customer, Ellen, answer the phone? I would if he was here. Yeah, yeah, for that $400.

And then you can split the $400 with him. Oh, well. It wasn't to be, but we'll send you some free KFC. How does that sound, Ed? That sounds bloody brilliant. Perfect, Ed. You've been a legend. Go for it, House Tag'll send you some free KFC. How does that sound, Ed? That sounds bloody brilliant. Perfect, Ed. You've been a legend. Thank you for that.

Sorry we couldn't get it done, Sato. No, I'll take the KFC any day of the week. Absolutely. Thank you, mate. Jeez, he wanted a day. He wanted it almost as much as us. He was trying to cut corners, and he didn't even really understand the concept of the game.

He just came in two seconds ago. I was lying before. I was lying before. I was lying before. I'm going to give you a warning. This next story is a little bit out there, okay? But it has come from a scientific perspective. Sure. Okay.

In terms of a guy named Simon Underdown, who is a professor of biological anthropology at Oxford Brookes University. So he's a real scientist and he believes and has revealed what male appendages could look like in the future. And hear me out. So many questions. A lot of questions. What did they look like in the future? And hear me out. So many questions. Yep. A lot of questions.

What did they look like in the past? Well, he's saying in terms of length, in terms of different features. Features? Yeah. So you. Okay. Are you sitting down? I'll just sit back and listen.

You sit and listen. So this guy reckons that before humans reached the end of the century, current rates of growth suggest that the average length could increase. Bigger. Bigger. Okay. Okay. So according to some studies,

he reckons the average size of a male appendage at the moment is between five and five and a half inches inches okay yeah this is where it gets crazy he's predicting that by the end of the century the average length could be pushing eight and a half inches how how so hear me out. So experts reckon. Within a century? Within a century. So experts are saying that it's all down to biohacking. Ah, okay. Yeah. Which could come into play and they reckon they've nicknamed the male appendage 2.0

could have crazy things like including different vibrations. No. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no different vibrations. No. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Vibrating body parts. Yeah.

So if you don't know what biohacking is, it's essentially where you can tweak different bits of the body. Right? Mm-hmm. I mean, this is all very futuristic. It's very sci-fi. Yeah. But they reckon being like it's not too far away

where they're able to biohack someone's genetics. They do reckon that is close in the future. They're already doing it. I understand if you, like, influence a body part to grow, but how do you make it vibrate? So you know what some of the other things they reckon they could do? And it says here, biohackers may attempt, so it's may attempt, different changes like in the speed in which stuff happens,

inbuilt contraception. Oh, yeah, that'd be handy. Enhanced sensitivity. Don't need that. And they reckon size is going to change regardless of tweaks that are being made in biohacking. They reckon that's just something that is going to change over time. Well, willies are a lot like utes. Okay, here we go.

The bigger the better. No, every man wants a bigger one. Everyone wants a Ford F250. Exactly right. You look at a Ford Ranger from 15 years ago and you look at one now. They're just getting bigger and bigger. They just get bigger and bigger and bigger. Someone's like, I reckon add another wheel to it.

They don't even fit in the garage anymore. Add another axle and wheel to it, guys. Give me a third ball. The men will love it. Put another cab on there. All right. Well, I guess I'll start saving up for a new willy Thanks Bree

That is the end of the Bree and Clint show Good, I gotta get home And watch a bit of Married at First Sight Oh yeah, four nights a week It's a big commitment Make sure you go and vote on Dish of the Nation Round two is up at the moment The second batch of 16 dishes are going head to head

There's a lot of votes coming in. A lot of votes. I love stuff like this because I feel like it unites people or it divides people. Both. But it evokes an emotion. Yeah, totally. And if you want to have those emotions, yeah, head to the Brain Clit Instagram and have your say. What do you think should be the dish of the nation?

The hottest battle at the moment is roast lamb versus chicken coleslaw and buns. Yeah, how's that going? It was 50-50. It's gone slightly in favour of chicken coleslaw buns. Really? 51%, 49%. Wow. And I can tell you there is less than 50 votes in it.

Less than 50. That's such a close battle. We haven't seen a closer battle than that yet. No, we haven't. And one of them will go home. They're obviously both very popular, but one of them will be gone by three o'clock tomorrow. All have been quite definite. Definitive, yeah.

Definitive winners. Not that one though. Not that one, yeah. Ella's dry noodles is getting walloped by a sausage and bread. Let's be real. We kind of put that in for fun. Well, my goody goody gumdrops isn't

doing much better either. Which I'm quite shocked at. Oh no, it is okay. It's at 38%, but I think it's going to lose to lolly cake.

Yeah. Go vote at Bree and Clint on Instagram. Bit of fun. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. See you later.

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