ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 4th July 2022

Episode Date: July 4, 2022

Covering for Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley. Keeping it in the family. Bree finally got her chiko rolls. Producer Ella embarrassed herself at the hotel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast morning radio show edition. The morning version. I got a game of bingo that people can play listening to the podcast today. Yeah. How many times did you or I say afternoon when we meant morning? I said it a couple. Quite a few.

I know I said it at least once I heard you at least once Yeah yeah yeah Three twice Maybe twice Yeah We're just so programmed That I noticed

Yeah They could have been ones I did notice Yeah we're so programmed But we're filling in in the morning For the next couple of weeks So we might sound a bit groggy as well Someone messaged in Like 20 minutes into the show

And they're like Get Clint a coffee The man sounds tired So I um so because he is tired clint um you know the story i posted of you dancing on my instagram yeah uh i got a dm saying that gave me the yuck you'll notice uh when you filmed it yeah and I'd had a couple of drinks I was like, tag me, I'm going to share that tag me I remember seeing this conversation unfold

and then I saw the video and I was like, oh no In the cold light of day, you'll notice I did not share that No, I was waiting for that and you didn't By the way, the person who did say the ick that was Bree Yeah, that was me that messaged you Well that's my goal actually is to continue to give say the ick, that was Brie. Yeah, that was me that messaged her. Oh, okay.

Well, that's my goal actually is to continue to give Brie the ick. I think we give each other the ick. It maintains a healthy working distance between us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about all those people sometimes we get comments where people are like, Brie and Clint should date. And it's like. Imagine.

Oh, my gosh, I don't. Have you seen those? Nah. You've never seen those comments? Nah, nah. Every now and then. He's like, imagine. Oh, my gosh, I don't. Have you seen those? Nah. You've never seen those comments? Nah, nah. Every now and then. He's got it filtered. Every now and then on Facebook,

like where we obviously have an audience outside of New Zealand, there'll be people who will be like, these two were meant to be together. It's weird, eh? People can't see two people of the opposite sex working together without going, I wonder if they're fucking. Yeah, I know. Do you reckon Hilary and Jeremy get it on Seven Sharp?

Maybe. Jeremy should be so lucky. People thought Matt Chisholm and I were married. What? Really? Legit. They thought we were married, yeah. Yeah.

Or that he was my older brother. Hopefully not both. Yeah. And I was like, I hope you don't think the same two things at the same time. Because that's weird. Why would he be your older brother hopefully not both yeah and i was like i hope you don't think the same two things at the same time because that's weird why would he be your older brother that's not how tv shows work they're like we need a co-host do you have a little sister does she work in tv let's get her oh guys um i've been meaning to give you an invitation. So this is the invitation. Do you want to come to my house for a dinner party?

What is the occasion? The occasion is we're a new team and we should just bond. You can meet my dog. Cute. And my mom might be there. Is he at your mom's house? Yeah. What's your dog's name? Bo.

Cute. Yeah, she is cute. Bring your dogs. Bring your partners. I don't know if you want Hurricane Whitney in your house. Don't worry, but we'll just be late. I'm not sure if you want Hurricane Bree in your house. What time is this dinner?

Well, we can discuss that open to whenever because we are pretty tired from breakfast. Right, so not like tonight. No, not tonight. Please don't. I might be napping tonight. Thank God, because I'm going to be in bed very early. Ella, that's a lovely offer.

And yes, we would love to come. I'd like to come. Do you want to come, girlfriend? I'd love to come. I'll bring some favourites. Yes. Damn it, that's what I was looking for. I knew it.

Damn it. Do you like curries? I'll bring hummus. Love curry. Yes, thank you. Cool, I'll make a curry. Beautiful. Well, think about it.

Brie likes an eggplant curry No Yes I will make an eggplant I will bring my own food She doesn't want the curry part Just the eggplant Just the

I'll grill it for you Perfect Anything other than eggplant I'm in Okay I can't believe that Anything Pretty much

Not bush oysters Prepare the dog poo curry Everybody Oh Yes He went there Here's a podcast Everyone enjoy Not bush oysters. Prepare the dog poo curry, everybody. Oh, jeez. He went there. He's a podcast who won. Enjoy.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. I'm going to bed now. Same. Me too. Not together, okay? We don't all sleep together. Let's go to my bed.

No! What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Brie and Clint. Good two, one. ADM's Bree and Clint. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley for the next couple of weeks. God, that feels a bit weird to say.

Good morning. I was so about to say good afternoon. Yeah, I know. It's just itched in your brain now. The number's the same. Yeah. The songs will be the same. I was thinking that thing was about to go, it's three o'clock.

That intro there, I've got no idea what it says. Yeah, the guys have gone on holiday for a couple of weeks, so we're here for a bit. We literally just got back into the country like what, 12 hours ago? Yeah, we literally flew in back from the GC and we're here for you guys. Like a public service. We are here for you guys. Like a public service. We are here for you. So whatever you want, we are going to change every song

in the lineup this morning. We're going to talk about whatever you guys want because we haven't had time to prepare the show. It's a lucky dip show today. Yeah. We will tell you how you can come dating with us. You might not have heard about this if you don't listen to the afternoons. We're doing a dating special this week on Friday night at the new Thor Love and Thunder movie.

Yeah, I'm so excited for this. We're going to fly people up from around the country. We're going to have drinks. We're going to have food. And then you can also maybe meet the love of your life. We're going to have a pash. Are you going to have a pash? Are you going to have a pash? Well, no, I'll try and get a pash when I get home.

But I mean... Who would you rather pash? Chris Hemsworth or Taika Waititi? I'd go Chris because I reckon Taika's moustache would be too scratchy. Right. I've never kissed a man with a moustache. Oh, but you've just kissed a man in general. Have you?

Yeah. Who? A couple of mates. A couple of mates. A couple of mates. You know, a couple of good mates. They didn't have a moustache, obviously. No, no, no, no, no. You're strictly no moustache.

Oh, I've kissed a couple of women with moustaches. Oh. Yeah. But a lady's moustache is generally a lot softer than a man's moustache. I was going to say, we tend to our moustaches a little bit more. Yeah. Even then, they just don't get as bristly, I find. Look, we're going down a weird track.

We will help you get along to that. It's early. First thing we're going to do, though, I don't know if this will work this early, but why not? Surely the tradies are up nice and early this morning. Hey, mate, the tradies are out in force this morning and who's not keen to win $50 cash? Are the ladies up this early?

That's what we need to find out. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, the tradies versus the ladies. We play this every day on our show, first up, and there's a score. We keep score for the year.

I don't know. Who won on Friday? I have absolutely no idea. Friday feels about three years ago to me. Right, we will check that. But if you're playing along, the tradies sitting at around 57 wins for the year. The ladies behind on 45 wins. Let's bring our lady on first, shall we?

She's 26 years old. She's a twin, and her name is also Brianna. Morning, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Hiya. Do, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Hi, yeah. Do you get that a bit, Brianna, these days? Pardon me? Do people say when you do something wrong, oh, Brianna?

Oh, yeah, yeah, aggressively since you're sent, yeah. Welcome into the fold then, Bri. Nice work. You're taking on our tradie who's a lady tradie today. She's 24 years old. She's a forklift driver. Is this what time forklift drivers get up, Nikki? G'day, Nikki.

Oh, yeah, I just got off my 12-hour shift. I started at five. Oh, mate. Oh, you're just finishing up. Yeah, but it's my weekend now, so it's sweet. Yeah, wow, okay. Wow, your life is really inverted. Yeah, well, I just had Maccas for dinner in my world, weekend now, so it's sweet. I feel like your life is really inverted. Yeah.

I just had Maccas for dinner in my world, but fine for breakfast. I love that you call it your world, Nikki. I love that. Okay, Nikki, we're going to send you home with $50, or will it be you, Brianna? Nikki, your buzzer is tradie. Brianna, yours is lady. First

to three correct answers is going to get $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. We just got back from the Gold Coast yesterday. Name one of the many theme parks you would find on the GC. Lady. Nikki.

Nikki's in first. Movie World. Movie World, of course, is on the Gold Coast. Wet n' Wild, Sea World, Dream World, we also would have accepted. We didn't make it to a single theme park over there, did we? No, we didn't. We'll have to go back. They'll have to send us back over.

One to the tradies so far. Question number two. What size shoe does basketball legend Michael Jordan wear? Is it 13, 14 or 17? Lady. Yes, Brianna. 17. No, that's incorrect. Nikki, do you want to have a guess?

14? No, we were looking for 13. Not a massive foot. No, not that big at all. I think Michael Jordan. How tall is he? 6'7"? Yeah, not sure. Ian Thorpe wore a size 17 shoe, I think. Yeah, it was his own

on-board propeller. Alright, no points there for anyone. Question number three. In The Lion King, who does Simba end up with romantically? Ladies. Yes, Brianna. Nala. That is on the money.

Nice work. One to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies. Yes, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Brady. Yes, Nikki's in first. Is it Michael McCormick? Oh, no, it's the other one.

Brianna, you want to turn? Oh, my boy. Yeah. Nice work. Two to the ladies. The other emo band from the 2000s. One to the tradies. Question number five.

You could take it here, Brianna, if you get this one. What is the name of the song that Queen Elsa sings as she builds her ice castle in the movie Frozen? Lady. Yes, Brianna, for the win. Let it go. She's got it. Well done.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. There you go. That was a productive game of tradie versus lady. That was a productive game of Tradiverse Lady. That was a great game. And Brianna, you got 50 bucks cash. Nice work. Wish it.

Thanks very much. Enjoy those McDonald's, Nicky, and have a good sleep. Enjoy your weekend, mate. She needs to sleep. She needs to sleep. Bri and Clint. We are having quite an impassioned conversation about Love Island right now, which I know says a lot about us,

but it's kind of consumed our lives a bit, hasn't it? Well, it's just one of those shows that's a mindless watch. You know, you can just kind of watch it and not think about anything else. Why do some people on that show annoy us so much? And it's quite interesting that we're annoyed by different people. Because normally, like, it's the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Normally, isn't it?

Well, is it? Because I think it says a lot about you as to who is the person that pisses you off or the person that you like on a show like Love Island. Right? Yeah, like, who's annoying you the most at the moment? Well, I don't know any of their names. So I refer to them by features of their personality. Oh, come on, mate.

Not necessarily that flattering. So we won't talk about that. Something I found interesting about Love Island, you told me, is that they are not allowed to use fake tan in the villa. No, so apparently they're not allowed fake tan because of how horrible it looks on the white sheets. Because obviously everything's white in that bedroom.

It's pristine. Everything is. So they ban it from the villa. Which, I mean, they're all very tanned, except for, spoiler, the Irish guy who goes in there on Kassar Amor on the latest episode. He's very pink. They need to put on more sunscreen.

Listen to me. I'm showing my age. Stop putting your face in the sun. I always see them when they're're on dates and stuff and all my mind is thinking is, God, all my mind is thinking is, oh, I'd be wearing a hat. Where's the hats? There's an Irish guy who goes in there and I say this as a half Irish person myself. He's very pink and you put him next to Davide who is like the most

tanned person in the entire world. He's got the olive skin. Anyway, I saw this video completely unrelated to Love Island about a lady who says she's addicted to fake tan. Mm-hmm. Right. Which, I mean, much better to be addicted to fake tan than to real tan. Yeah, 100%. Surely.

100%. Surely much healthier for you. Yeah. But then, I mean, it depends whether you get the balance right. I've seen some people who really, really overdo it on the fake tan. And you can tell straight away.

Yeah, they probably don't exfoliate the other tan off. It just goes layer onto layer. Have a listen to this lady. When I think about going on my first

European holiday, my first thought isn't about all the wonderful, beautiful places that I'm going to get to visit. It's about how am I going to maintain my fake tan routine without wasting my time over there or without constantly stressing about what

my skin looks like every single day she's she's full-on addicted it consumes her the idea of being constantly fake tanned oh i think this is probably a lot of people do you think go through this like i used to live with a girl back in the day her name was courtney and she was studying studying to be a beauty therapist at the time yeah and she owned her own fake tanning machine so like the one where you go and get a fake tan like it looks like a vacuum cleaner kind of thing she owned one of those and she used to get me to come into her room and she would stand in her shower, which was white, and I would fake tan her in her shower.

You can imagine what it looked like. Was she getting high on her own supply? Oh, mate, she was going through that stuff like it was out of fashion. So why was she getting you to do it? Surely she should have been doing it if she was the one training. Or can you not fake tan yourself with one of those machines? Well, there's certain crevices and and angles she would get me to do all the like the horrible areas when i shot that 60 seconds tv show at the start of the year i gotta admit i got slightly addicted

to the fake tans you love it and some of the some of the positions that they have to get you into i started getting really good at them like i'd go into the lady and i'd she'd i'd just assume the positions automatically she wouldn't even have to tell me what to do. Would you wear a paper G-string? Because those things give me the ick. No, no, no. I just wear my smallest pair of black undies. Oh, your thong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You love a

thong, don't you? I had a fully white dick at the end of my fake tan, yeah. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the lineartRadio This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy Dean's on the line with us This is massive, Dean

One of the biggest artists of all time Has been accused of not singing some of his own songs Yes, here's the situation, right It's been in the courts for almost 10 years But let me just set the scene for you When Michael Jackson's album called Michael came out in 2010, it was the first album that came out post his passing, right? Before the album came out, his mother said, quote, Catherine,

his mother said, quote, there's songs on that album that are fake. Number two, his sister Latoya Jackson said, quote, some of the songs don't sound like him. And number three, one of his nieces came out and said, Sony had pulled a Swifty, basically, is what they said, paraphrasing,

that they'd created songs that he hadn't sung. Now, a fan in 2014 sued Sony and the Jackson estate saying that this was fraud and that three of the songs weren't actually sung

by Michael Jackson. Okay? That went to court. It was passed. It's now in the California Supreme Court. And, of course, Sony are denying this, and Jackson Estate are now also denying this.

But the three songs in question, they are Keep Your Head Up, Monster, and Breaking News, have now been removed from everything, from, you know, iTunes, Apple Music, Spotify. The songs have now been removed. And they've also been removed from Michael Jackson's official YouTube channel as well. Not saying that they are fake songs, but it is very fishy. It's an interesting story. Have a listen to the songs when you get a chance.

I don't know how you could fake his song sound. I wonder who it was that was singing on it. Yeah. You know? Like, who do they get? Yeah, well, they've got to get that guy when they do the Michael Jackson movie, surely. I wonder who it was that was singing on it. Yeah. You know? Like, who did they get? Yeah, well, they've got to get that guy when they do the Michael Jackson movie, surely. Well, you'd think so.

Although I'm not sure they're going to actually do that movie. No, yeah, I don't think so. It might be a little bit too on the nose. Yeah. There you go. That is salacious stuff regarding Michael Jackson. Crazy stuff. Live out of Los Angeles

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. The Rolling Stone magazine puts out these lists all the time. Greatest song of all time. Greatest artists of all time. It's their bread and butter these lists, right? Yeah. They've put out a list of the 100 greatest

debut albums of all time. So an artist's very first album. The artist who absolutely crushed it from their very first go. Lorde's gotta be on there. Lorde is on there. Yeah, I knew it. Yeah, Lorde is on there. I mean, that album was ridiculous. However, the list, in my opinion,

is pretty shit. Is it? Put it this way. Lorde, this album, in the top 100, came in at place 100 Whoa

So just made it in She only just made it in I'll rattle through the top five quickly Because it's not the point of what I want to talk about Okay Number five, Patti Smith, Horses Number four, Wu-Tang Clan, Into the Wu-Tang Number three, The Velvet Underground

Number two, Notorious B.I.G., Ready to Die And number one, The Ramones album. Okay. So it's a pretty hipster list. Yeah. And putting Taylor Swift out. Like you can buy all of those albums on a band T-shirt. A hundred percent.

You know, and not know any of the songs, but we still wear them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We wear the heck out of those shirts. All of those albums are available on a T-shirt from Cotton On right now. The Rolling Stones couldn't tell you a song. Lady Gaga's just done. But I'll wear the heck out of those shirts. All of those albums are available on a t-shirt from Cotton On right now. The Rolling Stones couldn't tell you a song. Lady Gaga's just done. But I'll wear the shirts. Their album.

That album was epic. Their album changed pop music. It did. Because it brought pop music back when it came out. It changed the whole landscape. In this album. According to Rolling Stone. Wait a minute.

Number 95 in the top 100. Oh, come on, guys. It's not even top 50. The Billie Eilish debut album came in at number 7, and this came in at 95. Really? The Billie Eilish album came in at number 7. Do you think it's been, like, because it's a more recent thing?

I don't know. The Ramones from 1976 are number one. There's been a slightly embarrassing thing happen though because Rolling Stone have posted this on their Instagram. Okay. And Usher has commented on it. Why? What's happened with Usher?

So this is the 100 greatest. Was he 101? No, no. He's not on the list at all. Oh, no. And Usher has commented on the post, 100 greatest debut albums of all time. He's commented, no confessions on him.

Confessions. There's plenty of confessions in those albums. Confessions was Usher's fourth album. No, there's no confessions on the 100 greatest debut albums of all time, Usher. Wasn't there Confessions Part 2? No, the silence Confessions Part 2. But yeah, very good point.

Read the T's and C's, Usher. That's just a bit embarrassing for you. We've just spent the last three days on the Goldie. Yeah. On the Gold Coast It was so cool to be able to travel again And not as hard as I thought it was going to be either Yeah, I mean there's a little bit of paperwork and stuff

Did you hear the news today? What? Australia's dropping the paperwork From Wednesday Wednesday You no longer need proof of vaccination You don't need to be vaccinated from Wednesday to go to Australia Right But Wednesday, you no longer need proof of vaccination. You don't need to be vaccinated from Wednesday to go to Australia.

So the paperwork is out the door. Because the paperwork is a punish. Yeah, we're in the line for it. And there were just people all over the place who hadn't done it, didn't know what the link was. It is quite confusing, but it's getting easier from Wednesday. Amazing. Can't wait for that.

But yeah, it was an amazing trip. Our team's first trip as a new show which was great and we stayed at the star which is the casino on the Gold Coast. And I mean when you stay there you need to do the novelty. Go down to the casino. Put a few bets on.

It's a bit of fun. It feels very Las Vegas. It does, hey. You're like, we're staying at the casino, put a few bets on. It's a bit of fun. It feels very Las Vegas. It does, hey? Yeah. You're like, we're staying at the casino. At the casino, yeah. You've got to go put a cheeky bet on. Can I make some bets? Can you just charge it to my room? Is that how this works? My room is 3412.

That's definitely my room. Don't check the last one. There is no room 3412, ma'am. But on Saturday night, we all got a little bit of money out and we went and had a bit of a play at the casino. And you went home early. You went back up to the room at like 9.30. More like quarter to 10.

Producers, what time did Clint go back to the room? Was it 9.30? I believe it was 9.30. Maybe before that. Maybe 9 o'clock. I reckon it was 6. Yeah, but once you do the time difference it was closer to 10 30 new zealand pretty early time you said to me you're like it was 9 30 on the dock because i remember looking i'm like god that's early and you're like i'm gonna go up to my room and i'm gonna order a sandwich and eat it in my underwear yeah i did

it was the best mate it wasn't better than what happened after you left. It can't be because we went to the roulette table. Producer Ella was having a few bets because she'd never really done, you know, played at the casino before. And I'd already lost my money because I get out a set amount of money and I'd already lost it pretty much and I had maybe a little bit left, like $20 left. And I was like, oh, I'm not going to play anymore. Like, you know, I'm done. Yeah, you've got to know your limits. amount of money and I'd already lost it pretty much and I had maybe a little bit left like 20 bucks left and I was like oh I'm not gonna play anymore like you know yeah you gotta know your

limits I'm done I've lost my money I've had my fun and we walked up to the roulette table because Ella wanted to put a few more bets on and all the roulette tables have a a dedicated number like at the at the star on the gold coast so when you walk up to the table they give you the chips that go with that table right right so they're all numbered to what table they are and we go up to this table and i see that it's table 13 which is my lucky number and something like my gut just said i'll go and put one last bet on. It's your lucky number. You may as well. So I cashed in my $20 and he gives me the chips back, which all have 13 on it because it's, you know.

Table 13. Table 13. And I said to the guy when he handed the chips over to me, I was like, 13, my lucky number. And he goes, is it? I said, yeah, I've got it tattooed on me. That's how lucky it is. Yeah.

And him and I were having a bit of a banter. And he looked at me. You and Taylor Swift. Yeah. We're the same. One and the same. And he looked at me and he goes, if 13's so lucky, prove it. Put some money on 13 then. Oh, he's testing you.

Put it down on 13. Hey. If it's so lucky. Yeah. And I was like, all right, you're on. I'm such a baller. I'm going to put $5 on 13 and 13 alone. Yeah, okay.

Which if you've played roulette before, you know that the odds. Of one number coming up. Of one number. Very low. It's the lowest it can be in a game of roulette. But that's why that pays the most, right? Exactly. Anyway, the odds of what happened next are just ridiculous i'll put it down on 13

he spins the wheel it's going round and round the producers are there so you know i'm not telling bs the producers are there with me we watch this thing go round it hits the number next to 13 bounces into 13, and lands on 13. I won. Whoa. That is lucky. I feel like that reaction was a bit lackluster. Well, you said you put $5 on it, so you haven't gone all in on number 13.

How much money do you win after landing on 13 if you put $5 on it? $220. Oh, okay. There you go. Yeah. I bet you actually put the whole $20 on it now, don't you? You would have made a grand.

He's like, oh, well, you know, I mean, if it had been, if you had put $1,000 on it, I would have been impressed. Guys, what a down buzz. It was amazing. I guess you had to be there. Had to be there. He's jealous he wasn't. This morning on 0800 dial ZM

We're asking Did you keep it in the family Did you think oh I like You know I've got a type and the type is The Smiths I did like that year was quite tasty I might try

It was a wine metaphor Was it Brie Have you done this Have you pashed brothers or sisters from the same family you know? It was a wine metaphor. Come on. Was it, Bree? Come on, it was. Have you done this? Have you pashed brothers or sisters from the same family? I don't think that I have. No, me neither. You haven't?

Not that you know of. Not that I know of. Yeah. I mean, Notaru is a very small place. It could potentially, they may not have even known they're related. To you or to each other? Let's also not talk up how many people I pashed,

which is a very small number in lots of our growing up. Small number? Yeah. Okay. Look, we're asking this afternoon on, this afternoon. Sorry, guys. This morning, have you done this? Have you kept it in the family?

They are starting to come in as well. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Morning. Was this you or someone you know? No, this is not me. So this was an ex-boyfriend.

So he dated a girl and then we dated for a couple of years. I broke up with him. I'll just put that in there. Yeah. And then he is the other girl's sister. Okay, so he dated a girl, then you, and then he went back to the family from before you to hook up with the sister. Is that right? The sister. And they dated a girl, then you, and then he went back to the family from before you to hook up with the sister, is that right?

The sister, and they're now engaged. Oh, right, okay. How awkward is it for the other sister? Maybe she'll be the maid of honour, I don't know. No! Sarah, have you got a sister? I don't, no. Lucky, because that's who would be next, if you

did. And you should, I was going. Lucky, because that's who would be next if you did. And you should warn. I was going to say you should warn your sister. Do you know that family? The family that he's gone back to, do you know them? Are you from a small place? No. Not super well. No, I mean, this is all in Canada.

So it is a small community that this happened. But I'm not super familiar with the family. Has he got a brother? Would you ever hook up with his brother, Sarah? He's got two sisters, so no. Well, I mean. I can't get back at him for that, no. That's so awkward. Imagine at family Christmas and then also imagine when he started dating the sister and then the sister's like, you know, had to have that conversation and then the other sister's like,

well, these are his bad points, you know, had to have that conversation and then the other sister's like, well these are his bad points, you know Yeah, exactly right. Yeah. Someone texted and said that they are dating someone who has a huge family with 60 cousins in her family. It's their wife. Their wife has 60 cousins and he

says he's hooked up with two of her cousins before and she doesn't know about it. I mean, when you've got 60, when you've got 60 cousins. You know, the odds of that are pretty great. But what about the text where someone has said, my best friend was seeing, not dating, two cousins at the same time. Thursday and Sunday she would be at one cousin's house and Friday and Saturday she would be at the other cousin's house. The worst thing about it was

is that they knew but they didn't care. Oh, they knew about it? So the cousins knew. Well, that's alright then. Talks about it at the family reunion. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Was this you? Have you dated multiple people from the same family? So I was seeing someone and it didn't work out and I started seeing a new person and we thought it was time to go to family dinner

and meet his family. The guy I was seeing beforehand was his brother and his brother was married and he never told me. Anonymous. And you found this out at the family dinner? At the family dinner. Oh no. Oh, did you tell your boyfriend? Um, no, I never spoke to him again. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So the guy that you were dating, not the first one, after obviously you'd figured it out,

did you continue dating or were you like I need to get out of this situation? I ran a mile and I didn't say a word. Yeah, I think that family is a bit of a hand grenade, really. You did a good thing there. Not a misimagine when you're at the family dinner and they're like, so how did you guys meet?

You're like, well, turns out I dated his cheating brother. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Hey, let's have a round of Guess That Voice. Pretty simple game. We play some short clips of celebrity voices, and you need to buzz in and guess who it is. Got to join a team first.

Let's welcome our first contestant. Come on down, Grish. G'day, Grish. Good morning, good morning. How are we? We're good. Do you see yourself more as a Team Bree or a Team Clint person, Gish? That's actually a tough one, but you know what?

I'm going to go with Team Bree. Team Bree. Jump aboard, Grish. That means, uh, Bashil? Is that your name? How do we say your name? Bashley. Bashley.

G'day, Bashley. Happy Monday. Hi, Bashley. You're on Team Clint your name? Bishley. Bishley. G'day, Bishley. Happy Monday. Hi, Bishley. You're on Team Clint, okay? Okay, cool. Feel free to mispronounce my name however you like. What we'll do is, Brianna... I could think of a few ways to mispronounce your name. No, not at this time of the morning you can't. Brianna will play

a round first to show you guys how it works. And then it'll be over to you guys to go head to head. Producer Claudia runs the game. Hi, Claudia. Good morning. Claude's. How are we? We're tired, but that's good.

Is there any particular theme to this morning's Guess That Voice? There is a theme. I figured since we're getting up early, these are all people that wake up early. Oh, I like that. They're all celebrities renowned for waking up early. Okay. Morning people. Got it. All right, Brie and I first.

Here we go. Here's your first one was the move about gary from three sounds like oprah ding ding you got it yeah you keep press because the press is you know is everywhere what's so early about oprah because she owns an empire she just gets up ridiculous hours like 4 30 in the morning to do what i don't know just to be herself to hang out to have have her Oprah empire. To do some Oprah-ing. Yeah.

Okay. We're on the board, Grish. That's one point to us. Grish and Bishley, you've got to buzz in with your name, okay, if you know who the second celebrity is. Cool. Here's celebrity number two. Halloween. It's one of my favorite holidays.

For years, my family and I have been dressing up, but we usually do themes. Ooh. I don't. Grish. Yes, Grish. I have been dressing up, but we usually do themes. Ooh, I don't... Grish. Yes, Grish, I know you've got this. Christina. Yes, it is! Yeah, you got it. Was it?

Yeah. Halloween. It's one of my favourite holidays. For years, my family and I have been dressing up, but we usually do themes. Oh, I can hear it now that you've given them the name. Yeah, it takes a lot to run a Kardashian empire. You've got to get up early. She must be up for like hours.

Doing what? Marmaging. Marmaging. Marmaging. Marmaging. Okay, guys, you ready for number three? Yeah. Okay, ready.

Here we go. Wake up, say my prayer. Yes. Do a little bit of reading. Then I go for breakfast. Then I go to the gym. That's Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, you got it.

And then I eat again. I'm already like four and a half meals in already today. Have you seen his schedule? Oh my God, it's insane. Ridiculous. He's like a 3.30 riser and he does a workout and then he does a whole hour of prayer and then he goes back to the gym.

I'd rather have a dad bod, if I'm honest. Yeah, I would too. You know, then have that body and that schedule. Would rather love a dad bod. Would rather it. What's the score? Anybody got the score? Grish, I think we just won.

You get the 50 bucks, mate. Yay. Good teamwork. Nice work. Good way to start a Monday. Especially, I think we came out with zero points in that game. So, go us. It's been a hard morning.

It's early. Yeah. Or something. It's like 7.30. It's early, yeah. Or something. It's like 7.30. It's a totally acceptable time for that. Is there coffee places open at this time? Bree and Clint. Over the weekend, we were in the Gold Coast in Australia

doing all kinds of touristy stuff. It was so much fun. It was so much fun. It was amazing just to be in another country and do fun things. Travel. Travel. Travel. Dust off the passport.

I don't even know where mine was, my passport. It's been that long since we've used it. It is a bit like that. We stayed in a very nice hotel. It was called The Star in the Gold Coast. So nice that the hotel had room service. I noticed you didn't, because I checked out with you, I noticed you didn't get any room service while we were staying at the hotel. Yeah, I feel.

Very unlike you. Not that unlike me. Really? I feel like it's ingrained in me. Room service is expensive. Don't touch the minibar. Room service is expensive. So I just don't.

Oh, my God. I got some room service. It was a dream. Like there's something about, I don't know, room service food tastes better when somebody brings it to you. Yeah, it's like your mum making you food and bringing it to you when you used to live at home. Just tastes that much better, eh? Someone who did indulge in room service was a new producer, producer Ella.

Hi, Ella. Hi there. Living the high life, are we, already? Well, yeah, you're right, Bree. You know, you just never, ever get room service. You don't, eh? Touch the mini-bar, don't do that. It was also the end of a very long day

and we were pretty knackered and hungry. So you ordered some up to your room, right? Yeah, I did. And I thought, because I've never done it before, I thought it would take ages, like a good 40 minutes to an hour. So I was like,

that's enough time to drop some kids off at the pool. That's definitely enough time, right? Plenty. Plenty of time. And by the time you come out from the bathroom where you've dropped the kids off, you'll have a nice meal ready. The bathroom's right near the front door in the room

because I had the same room. So I know the configuration of the room. You can basically reach the door handle from the toilet, eh? Yeah. My favourite thing about the bathroom is you could sit on the toilet and they had a full-length mirror right in front of you so you could watch yourself. Showering and you can watch yourself.

I hate it. You like to watch yourself, do you? Nah, it's not a good time. I had never seen it, saw it, never again. Your number two's face. Not a good idea. Anyway, Ella, so you've ordered your room service. Order it, go do my thing.

Halfway through, knock, knock, knock. And I was like, yeah, ding dong. Oh, crap. What do I do? Literally. Oh, no. Well, you're still on the toilet at this stage. Yeah, so I just gulp, pull up my pants, go to the door.

It's called a poo pause. Yeah, literally. I had to pause on the, suck it back up, he came in. So he walks in, comes in, he's just chilling. And one, my room's a mess. Two, you know, smell, all of that. And the bathroom is right next to the door. And so I'm trying to close the door and it's not closing. He's then forgot his pen for me to sign the receipt.

So he's just chilling there for ages. There's such a process. They get out this pen, they want you to fill it out. They want to know if you want to give them a tip or anything like that. If I was that guy, I would have got out of there for ages. It's such a process. They get out those pen, they want you to fill it out. They want to know if you want to give them a tip or anything like that. I would have got out of there so quickly.

Honestly, and he couldn't find his pen. I was like, I'll sign it later. He's like, no, you need to sign it now. I'm sweating trying to find a pen. I'll sign it

and kick him out. You know, all you had to say to him, you know, all you had to say to that guy, I would have thought on my feet, I would have been like, I'm so sorry my boyfriend

is in the bathroom, it's been a long day for him. Brian Clint. This is quite interesting, the guy who invented the cell phone says that you're spending too much time on your phone. Alright mate, well stay out of my business. Okay? Whoever

you are, but also thank you for inventing the cell phone In 1973, engineer Martin Cooper invented the Motorola Dynatac 8000X Imagine being that guy, right, and trying to claim Like when you're out at a bar or you meet people that you invented the phone No one would believe you No one would believe you Oh, so what do you do for work? Oh, I invented the mobile? No one would believe you. No one would believe you. Oh, so what do you do for work? Oh, I invented the mobile phone.

Yeah. And I invented the wheel. Nice work. I think a lot of people credit like Steve Jobs with the phone and stuff like that because he, yeah, but it's not. It was way back in 1973 and that was the brick. That was the original brick, that phone as well. It was like literally you had to carry your phone in a suitcase.

I remember seeing one. My uncle had one and it came in a suitcase and you pulled it out and it was about half a metre long. Half a metre? No, I'm serious. Really? Have you ever seen the first one? The first one? Like with the aerial on top.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was huge. Well, they used to sell like a shoulder strap for them so you could wear your phone around with you. He said when he was inventing the phone, it needed to be small enough to fit in your pocket, but big enough to fit between your ear and your mouth. So that was the goal.

Well, the first one didn't fit those requirements, I think. No, no. Anyway, he's given an interview about screen time essentially because he thinks you're on your phone too much i would guess that i use my mobile phone less than five percent of my time so what would you say to anybody like myself who are upwards of five hours do you really you really spend five hours a day? I mean, see, Jane, get a life. Burned. Yeah, but I mean... Roasted by the guy who invented the cell phone.

Is that guy on Instagram? I don't know. Doesn't sound like it. 5% of 24 hours is about an hour and 10 minutes on your phone every day. Okay. That's 5% of your day. So he's saying, the inventor of the mobile phone, you should spend about an hour...

About an hour. About an hour on your phone each day. That phone, you should spend about an hour on your phone each day. That's how much I'd like to spend on my phone each day. That would be nice. But I know it's not the case. We have gone into the settings on our phones just to have a real cold, hard look at ourselves and see how long we've been spending on our phones. So I reckon we look at yesterday, the 3rd of July,

and see how much we each spent on there. Let's do that. And whoever spent the longest on their phone has to go the rest of the day without their phone. Yeah, deal. Okay, me, I'll go first. On the 3rd of July, I spent, oh, Jesus, six hours and seven minutes on my phone.

Six hours? Oh. What were you watching in your hotel room? That's 25% of my day yesterday was on my phone. And that doesn't even account for sleep. Maybe I'm using it in my sleep. Maybe I'm sleep phoning. Maybe that's what the issue is.

Okay, all right. No, it's because you were with us all day and he didn't want to talk to us. So he just would be on his phone. Okay, Miss Judgy Pants. I've got six hours, seven minutes. What have you got? An hour and 50 minutes. No, that is bull crap. Look, there it is right there.

An hour and 50 minutes yesterday. What the? What the? God, I'm new age. That is. I'm just, you know, I'm just really present. I'm just present and aware and just talking to people. Have you got a second phone? Bree and Clint.

What was the stink gift your work got you? Sometimes, you know, not enough thought is put into a gift, especially when you've worked at a place for 27 years, like Kevin. Yeah. And he got a movie ticket, a Starbucks cup, but it's a great story because his daughter's, it went viral, and his daughter's put up a GoFundMe page and $500,000. From strangers. That's incredible.

From strangers has been raised. So, I mean, pretty good gift. There was that story last week about the lady in Rotorua who's worked at the same KFC for like 43 years. I don't know what gift they got her. I'm sure they would have got her something good after 43 years. That's amazing. 43 years at the same place.

Surely a family feast at least. Yeah. With all the sides she wanted. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, at least, I think. I. With all the sides she wanted. Yeah. Yeah. At least, I think. I remember her from when I lived there as well. People who work in these places for that long

end up imprinting on people because they just become They become part of the furniture, right? 100%. She worked with my brother, she worked with one of my best friends, she worked next door to me at the gas station and then you see her in the news. I know that lady. She's a local celebrity. Yeah, I love stories like this.

And we're asking you this morning on 0800DIALS.M, what was the stink gift your work got you? First caller wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Morning. Who was it? Who got the stink gift from work, anonymous?

It was my mother. Okay. Okay. Okay, how long had she worked at her workplace for? 37 years. Wow. 37 years. That's amazing. 37 years of service,

and obviously they would have got her something amazing, maybe a car. Yeah, no, no, nothing quite so large. Okay, what did they get her after 37 years of loyal service to the company? Your mother received... A garden statue. Oh, no. Pretty disappointing.

How did she feel about it? Well, I was pretty excited, you know, thinking she was going to be sort of retiring. She didn't want to retire, but she sort of thought she'd done her dash. Yeah. And, yeah, when she mentioned what she received, I thought, oh, they might, you know, throw a little party. She didn't want to party, obviously, after she received the garden gnome. No. And, yeah, it was pretty disappointing, really, all those years. It's pretty hard to get people that want to stay in a job.

I bet she didn't want to do another 37 years after that. I'm good. Someone texted and said, I did 30 years at a place I actually helped build the company. When I left, I received a bottle of off-the-shelf Chardonnay. Oh, God. I hope you actually like Chardonnay because it's not even that popular a type of wine.

30 years. What about the person who texted her and said, not me, but a previous work colleague received a mug for 40 years of service? Wow. Did the mug say best employee ever? Was it made of solid gold? Mitch is here. Hey, Mitch.

G'day, Mitch. Good morning, guys. How are you? Good. Thank you, mate. What was it? Was it you that received the stink gift from work? Yeah. I got a pair of branded company socks. Oh, mate. What was it? Was it you that received the stink gift from work? Yeah, I got a pair of branded company socks.

Oh, okay. Oh, no. They've just pulled those out of the bloody promo cupboard, haven't they? I think they were from the promo cupboard. Actually, probably from the museum, I'd say. Yeah, right. Okay.

And what was the milestone? Sorry, I missed it. Were you leaving? Had you been there for ages? I was leaving. I was leaving after about you been there for ages? I was leaving. It was after about 12 years. 12 years! They got you socks!

They should have at least thrown in a pair of undies. Come on. Branded company undies. That was from upper management, though. I will point out that my staff below me got me an amazing gift basket. That was really cool. Aww. For comparison, it was like, hmm, okay.

Yeah, but they're not the ones with the money. They would have had to pay for that out of their own pocket. They would have, too. Yeah, but they're not the ones with the money. They would have had to pay for that out of their own pocket. They would have too. Yeah, they did. Oh, that's rough. This one's worse, I think. Someone texted her and said, work gave me a box of beer and some bathroom scales

for my Christmas present one year. I was seven months pregnant. So you don't want either of those things, do you? Those are the things you're avoiding at that stage, I think. Jeez, read the room. We're about to do Birthday Banger, but just quickly, I've just seen huge music news. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are coming back to New Zealand.

How exciting is that? Everybody is starting to get things moving and they're going to come here in 2023 to play Auckland and Dunedin. The craziest bit about this tour is they're bringing a pretty well-known opening act with them. Post Malone. It's going to be a huge show. Huge.

I definitely want to go to that. Yeah. That'd be awesome. Chili's in Post Malone for summer. How good. Okay, time for birthday to that. Yeah. That'd be awesome. Chili's in Post Malone for summer. How good. Okay, time for Birthday Banger. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday Banger. Welcome to Birthday Banger. If you've never heard this, we do it at 5.30 every afternoon on our show, and it's where you guys call us up, you tell us your birthday, and we figure out what was the song that was top in the charts on your 16th, and then we play one of those songs in full.

Let's start with Mallory. Morning, Mallory. Morning, Mel. How are you going? I'm good. How are you? Are you enjoying the morning show? Yeah, mate.

Loving it. Hear how my voice went up? Loving it. That's Mel. A bit of a change. It's cool that we get to do birthday banger in the morning, though, so I'm excited to do yours. What's your birthday?

22nd of December, 1987. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this would have been on the radio. If you could see what I see Yes, Mallory! Original guy, Sebastian. Bree was just telling me that Australian Idol's coming back.

Yeah, apparently it's coming back next year. A new season. Oh, wow. Yeah. He's the original Australian Idol. Do you like this, Mallory? Oh, like a six out of ten. Okay, all right.

You know, better than a five. Hopefully there's some doozies after me. Thank you for your honesty. Yeah, come on, fingers crossed. We appreciate it. Brie and I give that song more of a nine out of ten, to be honest. I like that song from Guy Sebastian. Susan's here. Morning, Susan. G'day, Susan. Good morning. How are you this morning?

Yeah, I'm doing alright, thank you. Oh, that's good to hear. Susan, what's your birthday? July 2nd, 1965. Oh, happy birthday for all right, thank you. Oh, that's good to hear. Susan, what's your birthday? July 2nd, 1965. Oh, happy birthday for the other day, Susan. Thank you. Did you have a good one? It was quiet. I worked in the morning and then I just relaxed in the afternoon.

Oh, sounds like a very quiet one. All right, you were 16 in 1981. And on the 2nd of July in 1981, this was at the top of the charts. What a beauty. I love this song. Well, that's something, eh? It's a great one, Susan. Kim Carnes and Betty Davis Eyes.

Do you remember it? Does it bring back memories of your 16th birthday, Susan? Not memories of my 16th, but yeah, I remember the song. Yeah, yeah. Okay, nice. I like that birthday banger. We'll do one more for Stacey. Kia ora, Stacey.

Kia ora, Stacey. Kia ora. Good morning. How are you? Good, thank you. How was your weekend, Stacey? Weekends are always awesome. Yes.

I like that attitude, Stace. It's a good way to be. What's your birthday, mate? 7th of March 1983. Alright, that means you were 16 in 1999. And on your 16th birthday, Stacey, this would have been number one.

Oh, yeah, bitch. That's share, bitch. That's huge, Stace. Do you like it? I do, I do. Can you get into a bit of share? I can, yeah, definitely. Do you think New Zealand can get into a bit of share on a Monday morning? Everyone can get into a bit of share.

I mean, who doesn't like a bit of share? I'm going to go out on a limb and say Bree's voting for Cher Absolutely And I'm voting for Cher as well Yes I think that's a great birthday banger Stacey Congratulations you just won Thank you awesome

Have a great Monday Yeah there we go You too Here you go New Zealand There's a bit of a different song for you To start your Monday morning It's a great one This is Birthday Banger

We'll do it every day this week While we fill in for Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. You can call us tomorrow and find out who was number one on your 16th birthday. Brian Clint, ZM. ZM. Zeddy and Brent Clint the original auto-tune queen that's Cher and Believe the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon great song for when you're coming out the other side of a breakup that song isn't it? Tune Queen, that's Cher and Believe, the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon.

Great song for when you're coming out the other side of a breakup, that song, isn't it? Totally. Getting back on. And like you said, one of the, I think it was the first song that used auto-tune. It's one of, yeah, yeah. In that way. It's the first time it was sort of really on the radio

and everyone was like, what is she doing with her voice? Is she a robot now? And if you're shocked, yes, that song has auto-tune. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, it's the show we all say we're not going to watch and then we lie to our friends that we're not watching it,

but we actually are. Love Island, famous singer Ronan Keating has said that his son's going to be on it. This is so good. Love Island is a phenomenon all around the world, and his son, his name is Jack Keating, kind of hot actually, tattooed, sweet-looking, nice dude, probably a voice of an angel. Anyway, he's going into Love Island.

Now, this is very exciting because I don't think we've had many celebrities or their offspring in Love Island before. I can't think of anyone actually in any of the US or the UK. Tommy Fury, I mean, not, you know, I mean, his, I think it's his uncle, Tyson Fury, famous boxer. But that was a couple of seasons ago. But other than that, yeah, you're probably right. Honestly, I don't know who you're talking about.

Who is that? You're like, what is this boxing? What is this? Is it where they, you know, put together flat packs? Yeah. Got it. So what have we got here? Is this Ronan Keating talking about his son going in,

or is this his son? This is Ronan Keating at some gig talking about it. Okay. My boy Jack is going into Love Island. Yeah, very excited. He's in Castlemore. I'm very excited for him. He's going to be amazing.

He's a sweetheart. He's got the biggest heart in the world. And I'm so proud of him. And off he goes. This is his adventure. It's all about him. And I'm going to of him. And off he goes. This is his adventure. It's all about him. And I'm going to just sit back and watch Love Island every night. Oh, my God.

I saw him last night then. Did you? Because Cash and More was last night. So I literally, he will be the pale Irish guy that I was making fun of. He's so pale, Dean. He's like the pinkest Love Islander of all time. He's tattooed. Kind of hot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah He's tattooed. Kind of hot.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely tattooed. I'm keen to see him. Hopefully he pulls out a song from the Dad's Back catalogue. It'll be interesting to see how much he talks about Dad. Yeah, exactly. Hey, Dean, when are you going on Love Island? I am Love Island.

My condo is Love Island, babe. If you've ever seen Dean McCarthy's Instagram, you will know he's not lying. That's the latest live out of LA with Dean, Bree and Clint. We're back in a second. Bree and Clint. We just got back from Aussie last night. Spent a lovely three days on the Gold Coast. It was amazing.

We did some cool things. But there was one thing that we didn't get to do. No. It was high on our priority list too. Was it? Yeah. Was it high? Yeah, it was.

Because I would have thought there would have been multiple opportunities where you could have got to taste the delicious delicacy that is a Chico roll. You've been talking about this thing for nigh on four years that you've been here in New Zealand. We just celebrated our four-year show anniversary. This is the first time, I think, that we've travelled to Australia together. It is, yeah, first time.

And yeah, I'm pissed off that you did not find me a Chico roll. You talked about it for four years and yet I've returned home without tasting a Chico roll. Well, I mean, I thought you would have been... Bad hospitality from you. Well, I've got some bad news for you. I've got some real bad news. Saturday night, look, we were out.

We were celebrating. We went to the casino for a little bit. Yeah. Had a few bets. That's right. We saw that guy in the casino and I said to him, we're meant to have a Chico roll while we're here. He was a Kiwi.

And he'd been living in Australia for ages. And I said, we're meant to have a Chico roll while we're here. He was a Kiwi. And he'd been living in Australia for ages. And I said, we've got to have a Chico roll. Bree's been talking about Chico rolls for ages. What are they like? And he was from Dunedin and he said, oh, I mean, if you want to shit your pants, they're quite nice. He said he liked them. He said that you either get diarrhea from them or they give you horrific gas because they're so full of cabbage.

Those are his words. Cabbage is good for you. Anyway, look, on Saturday night, you went back to the hotel room at about 9.30ish. You were like, I'm done. I'd peaked. I'm going to get a club sandwich and watch the rugby and, you know, relax. And anyway, there was a few of us still left standing

where we were like, we've got a bit of energy left in the tank. We're going to keep going. And I think it was at about 10, what time, Producer Ella, did you go back to the room? Maybe it was 10, 10.30? About 10.30, Producer Ella kind of peeled off and she was like, I've had enough. Yeah, fair enough.

And it was Producer Claudia and myself left standing. Last man standing. Last man standing. And I said to Claudia, Claudia, we will find a Chico roll tonight and we will eat those Chico rolls and experience the deliciousness. So what happened was we decided that we'd called it a night, but we needed our, you know. Sustenance.

Our good night meal. So we went on to Uber Eats. It was the only way we were going to find these things. And we searched high and low for somewhere that was doing Chico Rolls. At what, 11 o'clock at night in the Gold Coast? It was 10.30, 11-ish. And we found one place. Right, okay.

One place who said they were preparing Chico Rolls still. Okay. And we ordered these Chico Rolls. At that time of night, they'll be fresh too. Super fresh. You know, they'll be the creme de la creme of Chico Rolls. And so we ordered six, and we ordered six Chico Rolls. That was down from the 10 that you wanted to order.

Yeah, I mean, I thought about ordering 10. How big are these things? Spring roll sized. Whoa. Right, okay. A little bit bigger. 10. Maybe a little bigger, yeah.

They're quite big. You know, it's a full meal. And anyway, the Uber Eats guy was like, this is going to take about 40 minutes to come. And we were like, oh, God. At that time of night too. We were like, okay, let's go back up to the room and we'll hang out and we'll wait.

And then we forgot about it. And then I had about six missed calls from the Uber Eats driver and he was like, you better get down here right now. He was not happy. And I sprinted through that lobby. I sprinted because he was like threatening to leave. He's probably getting paid $1.50 for the delivery. He's probably eating one Chick-O-R the delivery. Yeah, he's probably eating one Chico Roll every minute.

I know. And fair enough. Anyway, I sprinted through that lobby. Like my life depended on it. And I got there just in time and he looked so annoyed. And I pull out $20 and I said, thank you, mate. Oh, you tipped him. Here's your tip.

That's the right thing to do. And he was quite happy. He was quite happy with that. And he goes, okay, this has been worth it. I've grabbed the glorious bag of Chico Rolls. I had one. Claudia had one. And now let's cross live to the producer booth to get the review

from producer Claudia of the Chico Roll. What did you think? I think my first bite, delicious. Crunchy, delicious, cabbagey. Good start. First half, still good. Maybe a third quarter. Oh no, you're wavering.

The texture got me a little bit. They have this like crunchy outside like a spring roll, but the inside is a little, I think gooey. It's a little sloppy. It's a little sloppy. Last bite, better. It came back around. How good is the last bite?

Yeah, the last bite's really good. The bum of the chicken roll. Yeah. Who doesn't love the bum? The build-up was worth it. I don't know if I'd buy them again, but I'm happy that I got to try them. So the build-up that you experienced,

the 40-minute wait for them, you reckon it was worth it? It wasn't the 40-minute wait. It was the two weeks leading up to going to Australia and then the 40 minutes. What do you know? You had about six vodka lime sodas. So for me, the build-up four years, do you think it would have been worth it if I'd had a chicken and roll?

I think it's still worth it. Right, okay. Yeah, if we go back, we'll get you six of them and you can have them all. All right. So the wait continues for you, Clint. Book the flights, everybody. Brian Clint. Brain.

ZM's Brian Clint. On the flights, everybody. Brand Clint.