ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th July 2024

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

Who slept through their alarm?  Chelsea Handler comes in for a chat!!  We look at Bree's old wiki feet page  What's 'Airport Lice?'  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yes, hello, it's Clint. My name's Clint and I know how to press the buttons on the radio. Producer Ellie has had to step in to press the buttons, but she's quite nervous if you can't tell. And that was that weird impression you just did. No, I thought it was quite accurate, actually. I feel like Clint will be listening in the car and it'll be really offended. Hey, Clint, where the bloody hell are you?

Where the bloody hell are you? Now we know where he is. He's had a bit of a sleep in. He has, actually. One week on breakfast. That's the one job we had. Yeah. Clint, one job.

One job. And you just can't hack it, mate. I think I'm taking your job. Ross Boss, it's mine now. Look, I'll be honest. Ellie has been pooping in her duds for the last 10 minutes when she realised she has to press the buttons. But, hey, the ship is in the air.

Yeah. Whether it continues to be in the air, I mean, that's neither here nor there. Exactly. Did that rhyme? Yeah, that wasn't bad, actually. Oh, wait, it's just the Bree show now. Turns out I do poems when I'm nervous as well. Producers, I need to ask, and be honest with me,

is there something you do that you know it's bad for you, but you do it anyway? I mean, I eat copper kettle honey soy chips every night before I go to sleep. Every night? Like, a lot of nights, bro. It's not good. It's not good.

God, you need to get a kettle sponsorship. I know, if you're listening. If you're listening. Why that particular flavour? I just love them so much. And it's just such a good pre-bead snacky snacky. Do you brush your teeth? I do.

Do you brush your teeth first or after? After. Yeah, I always know, oh, I won't brush my teeth yet because, you know, the honey is always in there. Isn't that such an interesting thought before you go into bed? You're like, might have a little snack in bed. Won't brush my teeth now. What about you, Ella?

Oh, I get told off for doing this. But nothing's more satisfying than a big old burp. Like, loud. And I get told off. That's good for you. I was going to say, I think it's good for you. But not good for others in the room. So I have to. Oh, you know what? I think it's good for you. But not good for others in the room. So I have to...

I've been told off. I'd rather smell a fart than a burp. Me too. You and I have connected on this. I'd rather smell, and we're talking rancid burp. It's like the gas from the stomach coming back. It comes from the pits, the depths of hell. Yeah.

I think I'd much rather smell a fart. Anyway, I don't know how we got, went down that. How did we get there at six in the morning? I saw this doctor. He's a TikTok doctor, so don't judge him. Okay. But he was talking about something that I know that it's bad for me, but I continue to do it anyway.

Right. But this guy has gone into intricate details about why it's so bad for you to use Q-tips in your ear. Oh. Take a listen. How can you clean your ears routinely in a safe way? Don't put anything smaller than your elbows in your ears or in your nose. The reason for this is that your ears are self-cleaning.

Earwax has a protective function. It helps to catch microorganisms, it helps to catch dirt, and it's designed to protect your eardrum. If you start shoving stuff into your ear, Q-tips or cotton buds, you're going to be inadvertently pushing that wax up against the eardrum.

No, shut up, Dr. Sooj, whatever your name is. I don't care. No, also, I'm still stuck on the putting your elbow on your ear thing. I don't know if that's even physically possible. Why did they use that as an example? Because you can't do it. No. And it's also like a big thing.

Nothing bigger than this. How many people do you reckon are trying to put their elbow in their ear right now? I mean, there's two in here. Don't try and put it there, Ella. What are you doing? What are you doing, Ella? What do you have to do? Who here uses cotton buds in their ears?

Oh, I've got anything in my ears, not just Q-tips. Oh, like what else? Is that a kink? It gets me going. No, no, no. Like a hairpin or a makeup brush. I get my nails done now. And so my nails, if they're long and fake, you can just get a really good dig.

Nice. Okay. Are you a Q-tip person? No, I'm not actually. I have quite waxy ears, so every three months I go and get the suction. So I just leave it for the professionals. That's actually really good. I do love getting the suction. I've done it once. I just love seeing all the

stuff come out of the tube. It's the satisfyingest tickle ever. I just think Dr. Suge, there is few things in my life that equal pure joy. Yeah, bring me happiness. And Q-tips is one of them. Yeah, and what else do you do that you shouldn't be doing?

I don't know. Oh look, Lewis Capaldi, forget me on ZM. Bree and Clint. Lewis Capaldi on ZM, Bree and Clint. Wait, who the hell are you? Just some guy who's just driving to work, listening to some stories of women sticking random objects inside their ears.

Can I? I've slept in. Okay, I've slept in. My wife came in at 5.30 and she goes, because I'm sleeping in the spare room while we do this. So you don't wake her up? My marriage is fine, by the way. Yeah, you don't want to wake her up.

Just trying not to wake my wife up. And she came in at 5.30 because she has this thing in her brain where I think if she doesn't hear me leave, she won't be able to sleep. We're such different people. I would sleep through like a nuclear holocaust. But if my car doesn't start at half past four,

she'll lie there awake wondering what's going on. You're like, why hasn't he left? Why hasn't he left? Anyway, I slept in. I'm here. And then driving in two things. Oh, wait. Are you going to air check us on air?

Just, well, two exciting, interesting things that I heard. Listen to this guy. I think I know which one of them you're going to say. One, is there anything Ella doesn't stick in her ears? Oh, right. I don't think so. I think everything's fair game. And two, a bag of honey soy kettle chips every night before bed.

I'm so jealous of her. You must have the metabolism of a teenage boy. I'm having to make it up with exercise. Don't worry. In bed? Oh, yeah. In bed. It's the only place to eat chips.

Are there chip crumbs in your bed? I avoid it as much as possible because that annoys me. But yes, sometimes there's a rogue crumb. Is it you that said you never eat anything in bed? Correct. I eat everything in bed. I'll eat a chicken tikka masala

in bed. In the past when I was flatting and you need your own space, like you want to have some time by yourself, I would eat on my bed. Like if I had, like, you know. Yeah, got space, like you want to have some time by yourself, I would eat on my bed. Like if I had like, you know. Yeah, gotcha. Where you want to not be around 50 people.

But now there's so many rooms you could eat in. Like lounge, kitchen, dining room. Is it as comfortable as a bed? No. Do you eat on the couch? Yeah, I eat on the couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Where I drew the line with you, though, is I was like, okay, food not for everyone in the bed. I do get it, crumbs and stuff. Clint doesn't even have a cup of tea in bed. Oh, man. Wow. That's where I was very shocked. Well, no one's made me one.

Oh. I'm going to message Lucy. That's it. Be like, you know what Clint wants? Cup of tea in bed. You know what Clint wants? A cup of tea in bed. You know what Clint wants? A better alarm clock. Bree and Clint.

It's the tradie versus lady. Thanks to the two shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. The tradies versus the ladies going head to head in the mornings all this week. The score update for you. We have been keeping score all year. The tradies versus the ladies going head-to-head in the mornings all this week. The score update for you. We have been keeping score all year. The tradies on 49.

The ladies on 58. We're playing for the Makita XGT Cordless Radio with $440, thanks to the tool shed, and $50 cash. Our lady is calling from Chile, Dunedin. She's 28, and she's got a dog called Marley. Welcome to the show, Abby. Hello, Abby. Hello, Abby. Oh, you're me.

Marley and me. Abby's me. Yeah, I'm the me. Oh, you're the me. Is Marley as naughty as the dog on the movie? Yeah, she's way worse. Really? She's a naughty dog.

She must be very, very naughty. Is it another movie I've never seen. It's so sad. Make sure you're in a good mental space if you watch it. You're taking on our tradie from the Tron, the 18, and they are a man of many talents. Welcome to the show, Troy. Hello, Troy.

So mysterious. Can you tell us what one of those talents are? Yeah, give us one talent. One talent. I like to keep all my talents disclosed, eh? He's a mysterious man. Yeah, you're a dark horse. Okay, Troy, your buzzer is tradie.

Abby, yours is lady. The first one of you two to give us three correct answers will get $50 cash and that price from the tool shed. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What is the home stadium of the New Zealand Warriors? Ladies.

Yes, Troy's in first. Mount Smart. Mount Smart's correct. It is Mount Smart Stadium. All right, one to the tradies. Here comes question number two. How many ribs are in the human body? Is it 24, 36 or 42?

Ladies. Abby's in. 24. It's in. 24. It is 24. So that, I mean, did you have time to count them or do you just knew that? Run your fingers over them? Yeah. Remember that rumour that Marilyn Manson had a couple taken out?

I don't think that was a rumour. Really? I think that was true. So we can do other activities. We know why. Yeah. We know why. Interesting. One to the ladies,

one to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I'm friends with the monkey. Troy. Rihanna. Yeah, it was Rihanna. He's all over it. Two to the tradies. One to the ladies. Abby, you need this one to stay in it.

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Congratulations. You've got the prize from the tool shed, you dark horse. That's one of your talents. It's answering questions quickly. One of them. One of them. Yeah. Not turning your radio down, though. We can work on that talent.

Brian Clint. Have you guys ever heard of the term cousin face? Never, ever. Yeah, I'd never heard of this either. I've heard of the term butter face. Yeah, I've heard butter face. I've heard body from Baywatch, face from Crimewatch. I've heard Butterface. I've heard a body from Baywatch, face from Crimewatch.

I haven't heard that. Which is the same as Butterface. Right. Because Butterface is short for everything's hot, Butterface. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. So same as a prawn. Yes, a prawn. A prawn, same thing. Enjoy the body, throw away the face. Yeah.

Yeah, great body, get rid of the head. This is awful stuff, by the way. That's horrible. Well, cousin face. I've heard of two paper bags. What's two paper bags? You have to double bag it. Well, no, one for them, one for me.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, because you're ugly too. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's what it is. I thought it was a double layer of protection so that I couldn't see anything either. None of these things are things that we believe. These are horrible.

I want to move on from these terms and talk about cousin face, which I want to test the team whether to see or who has the most cousin face in our team. Okay. So this girl has talked about exactly what cousin face is.

I was introduced to a friend of a friend and I was like, have we met before? You look familiar. She goes, oh, that's just because I have cousin face. I was like, what the f*** is cousin face? And she goes, everyone's always like, you look like my cousin, you look like my cousin's cousin.

And I was like, we look very similar. And she was like, you have cousin face too. I have cousin face. Cousin face, well, you you look familiar is that what it is i reckon here's my theory i reckon cousin face is basic white person face oh common white person face yeah you know where you just kind of run in the mill. Is cousin face ethno-specific? Like do people with Asian facial characteristics have their own version of cousin face? Yeah. Do black people have their own version?

Yeah, you know. I don't know. All I know is. Because, yeah, going by a common white people face, we could all be cousins. Yeah. Yeah. We could all be cousins. Literally.

Who do you think on the team has the most cousin face? Who looks the most generic? Yeah. Yeah. We could all be cousins. Literally. Who do you think on the team has the most cousin face? Who looks the most generic? Yeah. Who looks the most generic on the team? Don't look at me. Look away. I maintain that I've got some form of facial blindness, so nobody looks familiar to me.

Yeah, Clint doesn't remember anyone's name unless he's met them a hundred times. No, no, no, no. Or face. Or face. Sorry. Or face. I don't remember anyone's name unless he's met them a hundred times. No, no, no, no. Or face. Or face. Sorry. Or face. I don't remember you at all. At all.

Yeah, don't ever be offended if Clint doesn't remember you or your face. Genuinely, please don't. Yeah. If I reintroduce myself and you're like, we did a three-week Kentucky together, I'd be like, oh. You know, in that situation, what do you guys think? In the situation where, let's say you have met

someone, and let's say you've maybe met them once at a function, so it's not like you've met them ten times. And if you, you know, let's say it's many years later and you meet them again and you reintroduce yourself, what are your thoughts? Is it rude of them

to say, ah, we've actually met before? Oh, I hate it. Yes, it is. It's rude, isn't it? Yes. But you do need to say it. Like, you shouldn't pretend. If you know that you've met, you shouldn't pretend, I feel. But there's nicer ways to do it. You go, we've

actually met. We met at this thing. And follow up with the thing that you met at. Yes, yes. Instead of going, we met before. I reckon that's more condescending. I don't do it. You go, we've actually met. We met at this thing. And follow up with the thing that you met at. Yes, yes. Instead of going, we met at Moa. I reckon that's more condescending. I don't like it. No, you do it to me. You do it to me. You do it to me. Okay, okay. Oh, g'day. Hi. Hi. My name's Bree. What's your name? Yes, I know. I'm Clint. We met

at Ali's Bar Mitzvah. Remember? And you had the funny hat on. Oh, yeah. we did too. I gave you an opportunity to, you know, in that one I gave you the opportunity to recollect and it was an easy hour. I'm just going to go talk to some of my friends. That guy's a dick. Don't talk to him.

Bree and Clint. When we are doing our afternoon show we pride ourselves on bringing you a disproportionate amount of aviation news. It's kind of our thing. And maritime. And maritime news, but let's be honest with ourselves, we've really let the ball drop on the maritime news.

How dare you? And I don't know if it's because we're not looking for it or if there is just a lack of maritime news. Not since the Evergrande got stuck in the Suez Canal, really. God, we were so maritime heavy. That was our... That's all we talked about that was our super bowl this entire show was just covered uh this is aviation news though and it's the question

i asked you before are you the people that airport workers hate are you airport lice um what did you think the airport lice was i actually i mean is it people that line up way too early? Yes. Is it? Yeah, Gate Lice. I hate those people. Going to the Washington Post, airport staff have that name for people at the airport, Gate Lice, and it's the passengers who crowd around

or line up at the boarding gate before they've been called. Yeah. Or if they put out that call that says, Air New Zealand now invites Star Alliance members and our Kuru members to board the flight. But it's not you. They've just invited their VIP customers to board. But you're blocking the entire area.

Well, we now invite rows 16 through to 30 to board at your convenience. But then you still don't move? You still go there because you're in seat three and you're like, well, I want to be the first to get on when they say that seat three can go on. I will always be and continue to be someone who probably gets on the plane last. Me too. Yep, I love it. And I don't think we can all do that, but having some people do that is good.

Yeah, you need those people. Because my theory is your seat's never going to go anywhere. No, it's going to be there. I think people get worried, in fairness to the gate lice, I think people do get worried about having room to fit their overhead luggage. Yeah, but that's the plane's problem. And they can figure it out.

They'll figure it out. They'll fit it on. I'm sure they've got like a secret boot where they can put some stuff. Yeah, the captain's cupboard. Some people, yeah, the captain's cupboard. I know he's got one. Actually, I got my suit. Sorry, I know they've got one.

Could be he or she, 2024. Actually, that was very presumptuous of you. I got my suit hung in the captain's closet earlier this year. Oh, la-di-da. We flew to Marlborough for a wedding, and it was one of those tiny little farty little planes with the two seats on either side and the propellers, and it's not really overhead in there.

It's so tiny. And the lady, as we got on the flight, she was delightful, as are all Air New Zealand staff, to be honest. And she said, oh, would you like me to hang that in the captain's cupboard? And I said, um, yes. Yes. And my wife said, no, he'll forget it. She goes, don't worry, we will work together

to make sure that he remembers his suit. Wasn't this the time where she was like, then does the little Clint want to come up and meet the captain? Yeah, yeah, that was, yep. And Clint was like, then does the little Clint want to come up and meet the captain? Yeah, yeah, that was, yep. And Clint was like, I'd like that. And he sat me up on his knee. He's like, see there, sonny? Yeah, and he let me play with the joystick.

And then he let me touch the flight controls too. I was going to say, yeah. Bree and Clint. The Bear is back on Disney+. It took the world by storm, that show, especially season two. People became obsessed with the beer and if you haven't seen it, it centres around this restaurant in Chicago

where it's kind of like a family-run restaurant, but it's all the action that happens in the kitchen around trying to make perfect food. The main character is Jeremy Allen White, who is also the poster boy for Rat Handsome. I think he's a big

part of the reason why the show's so popular. Because he's so hot? Yeah. You reckon? Yeah, he's like, you know, the it. The it man at the moment. He is the it man. He did that Calvin Klein commercial. Yeah. In his white grundies, in his white singlet, and all the... Risky.

Women were filming their TikTok reactions of them like, basically melting into a puddle. Yeah, people just like literally go nuts over this guy. I wasn't sure if my wife was attracted to him or not because we didn't talk about it. We usually would. I'd be like, oh, do you find that guy hot? And she'd be like, yeah.

And I'd be like, yeah, he's hot. But I wasn't sure because he's kind of striking looking. And then I said to her, oh, have you seen the Jeremy Allen White Calvin Klein commercial? And she goes, oh, have I? Yeah, see, I don't get it. Really? Nah.

Really? Well, he's rat handsome. That's the new trend is to be rat handsome. Yes, Ellie, we've seen the one where he's pulling his undies down, okay? We've seen it. He's definitely good looking. Don't get me wrong. I want to know, is this beer show, Jeremy Allen White aside,

is it accurate to what working in hospitality is really like? Because if it is, it seems awful. Have you ever worked in hospitality? I have, but only on the bar. I've never worked back in the kitchen. What kind of establishment? I worked in a sports bar. Okay.

Yeah. Like a RSA? Nah, like a sports bar in Christchurch. Okay. Where they show the rugby and the league. Do sports bar. Okay. Yeah. Like a RSA? Nah, like a sports bar in Christchurch where they show the rugby and the league and they have a TAB. I worked in a restaurant for many years. I worked behind the bar. I waitressed. I did

dishes at one point. So I've been in and around a kitchen quite a lot and it is super accurate. You reckon? The kitchen is chaos and... I don't know how it's sustainable. I don't know how you could live like that. People are stressed and it's hard on your body.

It's hard work and chefs get cranky. We asked, are you in hospo and is the beer accurate? Tashi, you own a restaurant, is that correct? Hello. Good morning. Morning. Good morning. Morning. Good morning. Yes, well, we had a restaurant that we closed at the beginning of last year.

Okay. And then my partner has got the itch again, so he is actually opening his second restaurant on Tuesday next week. Suckers for punishment. Oh, man, yeah, yeah. It's something you become kind of addicted to, isn't it? Yeah, well, I mean, he's from Sydney, so we were both working fine dining in Sydney for a number of years.

Oh, God. So you're like real restaurant people. You're not like a cafe churning out ham and cheese paninis. You're like proper restauranteurs. Yeah, proper. We're not fine dining, but we've been there. We always say the kitchen staff that start. When you do fine dining, it's like the military.

And you kind of have to do it to understand it. So I worked in the kitchen very much like the bear. And it was the hardest couple of years of my life. How many years do you reckon you aged from working in that job? Well, I definitely was grey by 35. Whoa! Yeah. What's the draw?

Because I watch it as someone who doesn't work in kitchens, and I'm like, I would not want to do that. It seems like thankless work for average pay. What's the bit that gets you excited about working in a hectic kitchen like that? Well, actually, I was watching an episode of season three, The Bear, last night with Mikey, with his brother. It's like a flashback. Yeah. And he's having that conversation with somebody about it.

And he says the people because, you know, it's the people that he gets to see. It's the people that he's around. When you have a good service, it can be thankless. It can be hard. But at the same time, it can be incredibly rewarding. Like when we shut our last restaurant, it was obviously very devastating. We'd worked really hard. We put a lot of time and money into it.

But when we let our team go, it was so heartbreaking. We'd yelled at each other. We'd screamed at each other. It's like family. Yeah. When we let our team go, it was so heartbreaking because we'd been through, we'd yelled at each other, we'd screamed at each other. It's like family. Yeah, you are. And you spend so much time with them. And then when Tom, my partner, announced he was opening a second restaurant, we actually had staff move back to Wellington.

Oh, my God. Come back from where they were to come work with them. So that's what the industry is like. Give the restaurant a plug. Has it got a name? Can you give the restaurant a plug on the radio? It has. It's opening on Tuesday.

It's called Supra. Supra. It's down off Dixon Street in Wellington, CBD. There you go. Supra. Get down and see the guys. Yeah, but yeah, it definitely is. But I tell you what, it's a career that's filled with, you know,

it's a creative and a physical role. We've seen it earlier on the phone. Yeah. But it is all worth it. You know, there's days where you just... Yes, Chef. Tashi, out of all I can remember from when I worked in hospitality is that most of the time people just speak in swear words.

Is that how it still is and cigarettes yeah swear words and cigarette breaks i don't know i don't know it was funny because um within a year of working at the restaurant everyone had stopped smoking which was cool we had um oh you must have you must have had a healthy work environment you must have been doing something they were all started vaping. Yeah, that's what it was. Brie and Clint. But even Lily Allen is susceptible to opening an OnlyFans account. And she's got one. Does she? And this is interesting because it's not one of those ones where,

you know how some celebrities have gone on OnlyFans for the headline and they're like, yeah, I'm using it for tutorials on how to make music. Or there was one. Bella Thorne's on there just on there to make pure OnlyFans content. Is she? I'm pretty sure. She's doing proper OnlyFans adults only content.

Yeah. Which is kind of what Lily Allen is doing. She makes a fortune. Does she? I think she's one of the highest earning creators on the platform. Lily Allen has announced that she will be charging subscribers $16.40

a month to access her feet content. Oh, is she doing feet stuff? Lily Allen's doing foot stuff on OnlyFans. Remember that friend of ours that you and I, mutual friend of ours, that had a secret OnlyFans account Remember that friend of ours that you and I, mutual friend of ours that had a secret OnlyFans account for her feet stuff?

Yes, that's right. This is like that except it's not secret. I don't know. I haven't gone on to it. I don't have OnlyFans. Honest, I don't. Anyone who says they don't have OnlyFans sounds like they have OnlyFans.

I don't. So I haven't been on there. So I don't know if her feet and her face are in the pictures together. Stop nodding at me like I do have it. I don't have it. Okay. She's put up a picture of her feet in front of the Italian flag and it's titled La Dolce Fita.

That's good. That's good. You get comedy and the feet pics. She's going hard. It's new. So far she's done four photos and six feet pics. She's going hard. It's new. So far, she's done four photos and six videos of her feet, Lily Ellen. Oh, she's really going for it. I wonder how much money she's made off of it.

Yeah, I'd love to know. She said on her podcast, more every day if we keep talking about it, I think. She said on her podcast, she's doing it because she has such a high rating on the website WikiFeet. Yeah. And you don't make any money from WikiFeet, as you would know, someone with a WikiFeet page. When you say that, you need to give it context.

I did not make my own page on WikiFeet. No one makes their own page on WikiFeet. That's the thing about WikiFeet. What's she rated on WikiFeet? So the lady who comes and does her pedicures told her, first of all told her that she was on WikiFeet. That's weird that the lady that does her pedicures told her, first of all, told her that she was on wicky feet. That's weird that the lady that does her pedicures knew that.

Is it? The feet are her business. Yeah, I wonder why. True. Is she leaking pictures of Lily Allen's feet? What if that woman is into it and that's why she does people's feet? She's got five stars on wicky feet. That's pretty good.

Which is very rare. Is that the highest? How many stars have you got? I don't know. Producers, can we, this is urgent, can we please bring up Bree's wiki feet page? This is urgent. This is urgent. Can you bring up Bree's wiki feet page and we'll see what her rating is. You'd have a good rating, I reckon. My feet are ugly, man. Are they?

Oh, like one foot, my left foot, is in pretty good shape. My right foot, for some reason, my second toe on both feet are longer than my big toe because I think it's from my dad's European descent. But on my right foot, I think over the years I've worn shoes too small for me. Oh, they're all cramped up. And my second toe is just a little bit skew-iff.

Well, it's a kink thing, though, so that would be into some manky Italian feet that you've got. Don't call them manky. I wouldn't say they're manky. They're just a bit... Oh, we've found it. We've got Bree's rating. Okay, Bree Thomasel.

What's my rating? Has four out of five stars on WikiFeet. Four? I'll take four. I mean, I think that's being generous. That's very generous. Oh, look, look at the comments on the side. You can see the ratings.

There's been 37 total votes. You have had 13 votes for beautiful feet. You've had 10 votes for nice feet. You've had 11 votes for okay feet. I'd say that's most accurate. You've had two votes for bad feet. Fair. And one vote for ugly feet. Yeah, no say that's most accurate. You've had two votes for bad feet. Fair. And one vote for ugly feet.

Yeah, no, that's fair too. What photos are on there? Oh, look. Look how bad my hoof looks in that foot. It's all stuff taken from Instagram story and stuff like that.

Oh, that's weird. It is. It is so weird and it is an invasion of privacy, I'm sure. Do you reckon anyone has actually set out to go look at my feet pics?

Yeah, 36 people so far. So, and that's just the ones who are willing to rate it. Oh look, there's my skew-iff toe. That's quite seductive, that one. Isn't it? Yeah, you're in a robe. Don't go on Bree's wiki feet, okay? And if you do, leave her a five star rating.

Can you please? Can you vote five stars? I thought we could, let's get off wiki feet for a second. That's your monkey, there's a monkey by your feet in Jandals. That's monkey feet. That's monkey feet. Let's park WikiFeet and ask people if you have a secret OnlyFans account this morning. Oh my God, those are my feet with your feet. No, that's Andy from Hamish and Andy.

Ah, sorry. When he came in. Ooh, your feet are sunburned in that one. That's why I wasn't wearing any shoes. How much of a freak do you reckon he thought I was? You've got really pink trotters in that picture. Look, yeah, look. That's why I

wasn't wearing shoes. They've just started coming on. My boyfriend has an OnlyFans account but he doesn't know that I know that he's subscribed to a friend of mine. We've been together for two years and we've got a baby on the way and he still denies that it's him. Oh, no. So he's got an account to look at pages.

He's not putting content up on OnlyFans. My boyfriend has an OnlyFans account, but he doesn't know that I know that he's subscribed to a friend of mine. See, that's where it's too far. That's where it's too far. Like, if you talked about it, I mean, if he wants to go on there and, you know, have his own fun time, that's his business. But now that he's followed a friend, that's weird.

I had an OnlyFans account where I put content up, but the rip at work found it and subscribed to it, so I deleted it. Creepy. That is so creepy. That is so creepy. Yeah. Yuck.

Can you imagine? And then what about when you run into that person at work and they're like, followed your OnlyFans account? Yeah, that's creepy stuff. And we're not reading that last one. That's too much. But good on you. I read that one.

Good on you. That's some good money you're making off of that. That's very good money. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.

Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our movie guessing game that we play in the afternoon every week where if you can beat Brie, our movie savant, at guessing two movies correctly first, you'll win the prize.

Usually we're sitting on quite a healthy jackpotted amount of money, but you have had a string of losses in the last couple of months. I forgot that I'd lost again last week. Yeah, yeah. Really been wailing, haven't I? We're back at ground zero and today you'll take on Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hello.

50 bucks, but it's the prestige, right? You didn't correct me. Wailing, flailing. Oh, yeah, I wonder what you're talking about. Flailing. Flailing. Flailing. And wailing. You're crying about it a bit. Yeah. Tyler, how do you usually go with this game? I'm pretty 50-50 when I listen.

Me too, apparently at the moment. Well, it's $50 up for grabs. Here's how it works. I start reading movie plot lines. You buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is. Buzz in with your name. And if you get it correct, you'll get a point. If you get two movies correct, you'll win the game.

Okay, Tyler? Cool. Good luck, Tyler. We've got a cheeky little theme this week. It's pretty random. The most popular letter in the alphabet is E, so our theme this week is movies starting with E. Okay.

Okay? Okay. It might help you, it might confuse you. I don't know. Yeah, I'm going to try and not think about it too much. But all these movies start with E. Okay. Good luck, ladies.

Here comes What's the Plot? Movie number one. A high school student finds herself the victim of the school's rumour mill when she lies to her best friend about a weekend tryst with a fictional college freshman. Bree. Bree. Easy A. Oof.

E for easy A. Do love. E for easy A. Do love that movie with Emma Stone. Okay, Tyler, you're going to need to get this next one, okay? Yeah, I need to wake up. Come on, Tyler, you got it. Movie number two. In a castle high on top of a hill lives an inventor's greatest creation, a nearly complete person.

The creator dies before he could finish him, so instead his creation is left with metal hands. Brie! Brie. Edward Scissorhands. Edward Scissorhands. Oh, wow. Sorry, Tyler. She's back. I'm back.

This week, anyway. Hey, hold the line, Tyler. We're going to find a prize, a consolation prize for you, okay? Oh, all good. Thank you. Appreciate you playing. What have you got on today? Why are you so tired? Just work.

Yeah. Just work. Not enough. I hear you, Tyler. Stupid work. You're nearly there though. Today, tomorrow. Practice Friday.

Practice Friday. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one. Bree and Clint. You've failed your driver's license test. I failed my learner's. Practice Friday. Yeah. That's the one. You've failed your driver's licence test. I've failed my learner's. Me too. I feel like we've talked

about this. You failed, but neither of us failed our actual practical driver's licence test. No, no. I failed the paper test, not the car. Yeah, same. God, I've never felt more shame than when I failed that learner's licence. It's pretty embarrassing, eh? Yeah, I think I put a lot on it and I

think I like... Because it's everything when you're that age. It's like your ticket to freedom. But also I think I felt like I'd let my dad down, which he never put any pressure on it for me, but I felt like that's how I was going to impress him. Like, Dad, I can drive now. Dad, I've got a driver's licence.

He worked in a gas station and the place where you sat, the AA where you sat the test was next to the gas station. And so I went in and I said, I'm going to go got a driver's license. He worked in a gas station and the place where you sat the test was next to the gas station. And so I went in and I said, I'm going to go sit my driver's license now. And he's like, all good. Good luck. And then I had to walk back to the gas station and tell him that I'd failed. Not a great memory. I think

I might have unlocked some secret trauma for me. Yeah. I don't think he cared. You're just trying to make your dad proud. I was just trying to make my dad proud. Anyway, the government have announced yesterday that from the 8th of July, you will have to pay to re-sit your driver's licence, which I always thought you had to.

I thought that too. No, turns out it changed a little while ago. Does the government pay for that? Yeah, you had, up until recently, you had unlimited re-sits the government pay for that? Yeah, you had, up until recently, you had unlimited resits. You pay for the first one and then you get unlimited free resits of your driver's license.

Right. Are we talking paper, not practical? Both. Both? Both. You don't have to pay for a retest? Nah.

Wow. But it's changing from the 8th of July. So now you get one free reset. I know where all the money's going. You get one. of July. So now you get one free reset. I know where all the money's going. You get one. Good decision, government. You get one free reset.

So you pay for the first one, fail. You're going to have a freebie after that. Yep. And then your third reset, from your third onwards, you have to pay. And it's $54 to reset your learners, $100 to reset your restricted, and $70 to reset your full. It's going to get expensive. Well, if you're a crap driver.

Yeah. Then it means I feel like people will put in the work. I think that's why they're doing it. Rather than just trying to go back over and over again. Rather than it just be like a claw machine where you just give it a go. You go, all right, this is going to cost me some money. I better read the road code.

I better get some lessons and do this properly. And actually do this properly. Do you reckon you would pass if we sat the driving test now? That's such a good question. Do you reckon like 99% of people on the roads would pass? I think so. But I think... What car am I doing it in?

A car without a rear camera. And without the reversing beeps? Yes, without the reversing beeps and the rear camera. So old school. Old school, in a manual. No automatic lights? No automatic lights. No automatic window wipers?

Nope. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. When's the last time? I think you're getting quite complacent, hey? Because you've got... Have you got your full manual licence? Yeah.

Look at you, like, ooh. Um, yeah. Now ask me. Have you got your full manual licence? Uh, yeah. I'm proud of that. You wouldn't be allowed back on the farm if you didn't. Yeah, exactly.

I can jump into any vehicle and drive it. Let's ask people this morning, rather. How many times did you fail your driver's license? Are we talking learners? Any of them. Any of them. Okay, any of them. Even if it's like all up.

Maybe you failed the learners a few times, the restricted a couple of times, and the full a few times. Yeah. Remember that woman, there was a story that went around. I can't remember where she was from, but she had failed her practical driver's licence test like 87 times or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some really alarming number where you were just like...

I think she'd been trying to get it for like 15 years. Yeah, it's not for you, girl. Driving isn't for everyone. We should, this is in our best interest and hers, we should start to give a little to get her one of those self-driving Teslas. Yep. Because it's just not. It's just, you give up. It's just not safe.

Just give up at that point. So are you a failure when it comes to driver's licenses? Some people are already texting in and blaming the town, not themselves, like this. They said, I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed that Tauranga is the worst place to sit a driver's license test, especially for males. Well, that's interesting.

Really? People will go to other towns and cities to sit their tests from Kim. That's interesting. So what, people think it's easier in other towns or cities? Or are you blaming the instructors that run the Tauranga? Well, that's what they're saying. Yeah, right. And they don't like blokes.

Yeah. Maybe. You need to get to Te Puke to get your driver's licence. Let's talk to Dimitri on 0800 Dial ZM. Are you a failure when it comes to driver's licences, Dimitri? Oh, just a little bit. What's a little bit? So I passed my learners perfectly fine.

Got every question right. 35 out of 35. Congratulations. It was great. And then went to go sit my first restricted test. And I didn't do any practice tests at all. Legend. Dimitri, who had taught you how to drive then?

Oh, just a co-worker one time, and then I just self-taught. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, so anyway, so I went to go do my first test, and, you know, they make you do the first four turns just to make sure you're not going to kill them. And I didn't use my mirrors.

Okay. Okay. That's a strong point. And I didn't check my blind spot. Okay. So that's two points off. So sure enough, through the first three turns, and they're like, okay, yeah, cool, you can just pull back in here.

So that was an instant fail. Instant fail? You didn't even get out of the car park? No, I got like three, I got basically a kilometre around the block, and then they just came back, and they're like, yeah, no, you're done. I mean, you did fail to, you know, show the basic safety checks. Did you have a seatbelt on? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's not an idiot. He's not an idiot. How many times in total did you sit your restricted licence, Dimitri? Four. Four? Four times? What was the other reasons that you failed on the other times? The second one was I'd just done a practice the night before

and I felt really confident. Right. And I learned about how if you turn right into a flush median, you can use it as like... Oh, no. Oh, there he is. So I pulled out because I was like, oh, I see a flush medium. Yeah, no, there was no flush medium.

I was about to get T-boned from the truck. Jesus, Dimitri. I feel like that is a warranted fail. Last question and a quick one. Do you have your full driver's license now, Dimitri? I do. The third time I just failed because I showed up five minutes late and then the fourth time I passed.

Wait, you failed because you showed up late? Is that a thing? Dimitri's driving on a road near you, everybody. Yeah, he's on the roads. Andy's here. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hey.

You a failure when it comes to driver's licenses? Yeah, well, I sat my learners here at New Zealand, and I passed first go, and then I moved to Oz and went for my P's about nine years later. Nine years? I failed six times. Six times! That's because they didn't like Kiwis, I tell you.

I agree. They are very very biased over there. Must have been around the Bledisloe Cup time. Must have been a rivalry thing. They get angry. Nine years on the learner's is good too. Nine years on the learner licence. Vicky's here. Hi, Vicky.

Hi, Vicky. Vicky. Oh, hi. Hi. You failed your learner's licence a bunch of times. Oh, yeah. So my name is actually Beth. Oh, sorry, Beth.

Sorry, Beth. Yeah, so I failed it about eight times. You failed the learner's eight times. Yeah, because you know how in the AA you have to sit in those, like, little booths and do the test? Yeah. Well, it was the fact that everyone was, like, watching me in the line. It is nerve-wracking, isn't it?

But, yeah, but eight times. But eight times. Yeah, and everyone's, like, talking and I was getting distracted and I was, like, freaking out and then, yeah, it was just, yeah, not the one. Beth, did you end up, you can tell us, you can tell us, it's just us here. Did you end up writing the answers on your leg? No, but I wanted to do it on like a piece of paper. But, yeah, I couldn't do that.

Beth, you know there's distractions when you're out on the road and stuff too, eh? Yeah. Beth, are you driving right now? She's driving. No, I'm just dropping my daughter off at school. Okay. Wait, so you've got your daughter in the car, you're driving, you're calling a radio station.

Oh, no, I've just called over. Okay, all right. Okay. All right, you're all good. We're playing it safe here, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, don't worry, we can't fail you. We're just radio announcers.

We trust you. But it was about 10 years ago, so. Yeah. Oh, no, you're all good now. We're sure you're all good now. On to bigger and better things, Beth. Yeah. For sure.

You've got kids on board. Someone said my mum has been on her learners for 34 years. Does that mean, does that mean, can you text us back that if once you got your open licence, she would need you in the car so she could drive? Oh, my God. Because you need a... Yeah, true.

A full licence? 34 years, mum would just be driving. She'd just be, she'd be like, try and catch me. She'd be like, come on, guys. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

All right, let's get your birthday bangers on the air for the Thursday. Who's up first? Shirley's going first. Cue to Shirley. Hi, Cheryl. Hi, good morning. How are you? Good morning.

We're good. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. I just want to say, long-time listener, first-time caller. Wait a second, Cheryl. Let's go, baby. Let's go. You've made my kid's day.

Thank you. Well, we're excited to have you all on. Are you guys on the school run? We're on the school run, yes, in Hamilton this morning. What's your kid's name? Give them a shout-out. It's Bradley and Emily. Hi, Bradley and Emily.

Morning. Thanks for calling through. Hey, guys. Oh, cool. Hi. Well, Cheryl, let's do your birthday banger because that's why you're here.

What is your birthday? It is the 24th of July, 1976. All right, Cheryl. That means you were 16 in 1992 and on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. So, Cheryl. That means you were 16 in 1992, and on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. So ladies, ladies, do you want to roll my Mercedes? Oh, come on, Shirley.

It makes a lot. It makes a lot. Oh, it's good. It's really good. What do you think? What do you think, Cheryl? I think we could boogie in the car today. Yeah.

A bit of an education for the kids, wouldn't it? It's definitely a song. Especially when mum knows all the words. She's experienced. Okay, let's do a birthday banger for Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hello.

We're about to you on your way to this morning, Soph. I am driving to work. Oh, okay. Well, you don't sound stoked about it. All right, Sophie. Well, let's brighten your spirits. What is your date of birth? 9th of July, 2003. All right. That means you were 16 in 2019. And on the 9th of July, 2019, this was number one. Wow, how is this song five years old next week? Wild, eh?

Yeah. This was Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello. Yeah, that's right. When they were dating. How old are you? It's your birthday next week, Sophie. How old are you turning? 21.

21? Your 21st birthday. Yeah, that's exciting. Are you having a party? Yes, I am. Hell yeah. Okay, you've got a good birthday banger. Wait there, we're going to do one more for Ezra,

who's doing their mum Courtney's birthday banger. Hi, Ezra. Hi, Ezra. Good morning, guys. Morning. How old are you? I'm 12. You're 12.

You're 12. Okay, so... A couple of years off doing your birthday banger yet, aren't we? Yeah, a couple of years. Are you going to call through when you turn 16, though? Yeah. Yeah, good man. Ezra, you have a real radio voice.

You could get into this industry. I know. I have ADHD, and I want to be like a broadcaster when I'm older. Oh, cool. Most of them do, so. I've got ADHD, and look at me go, Ezra. Look at me go. Yeah, I know.

You can take my spot. Hey, mate, all we need is your mum's birthday. It is the 26th of December, 1990. All right, that means she was 16 in 2006. And on her 16th, this was at the top. This weird Gwen Stefani song, which comes up a disproportionate amount on Birthday Banger. I know.

It was so popular. What do you reckon, Ezra? Does your mum like that one? You like it, mum? Mum said it's not her fave. Nah, not really, eh? Yeah. It's not the best Gwen Stefani song, is it?

Okay, Ezra, you off to school, man? Yeah, I'm driving to school at the moment, actually. Oh, good man. Okay, wait there. He's got such a well-spoken voice, I imagine he's driving the car. So, guys, hold there. Are we about to play Sir Mix-a-Lot on Breakfast? A hundy pee, we are.

Are we going to get removed from Breakfast for that? I mean, if we do, we do. I'm not playing that Gwen Stefani song. It's Baby Got Back. That is the choice. I think that is... Oh, my God....Sherl and her kids. Yay! That one birthday thingani song. It's Baby Got Back. That is the choice. I think that is... Oh my God. ...Sherl and her kids.

Yay! They're one birthday banger, baby. It's so big. Sherl and the kids in Hamilton. Thank you for calling. You are the winner of birthday banger. Congratulations. Awesome.

Thank you so much, guys. All right. Appreciate you guys listening. Love you, bye. She looks like a toy. Bye. See ya. See ya.

Her butt is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round. It's like out there. I mean, bye. See ya. See ya. Her butt is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round. It's like out there. I mean, look. From 1992. Here's your birthday banger on ZM, Bree and Clint. I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.

And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung. You want to pull up tough because you notice that butt was stuffed. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the studio Chelsea Hendon. Oh my god, baby got back. I need back. I have a white girl's butt and it does not have any back.

And I need some juice. I feel you on that. I've got a saddlebag ass, I call it. Oh yeah, saddlebag. I wish they would come up with a better term for that. But in LA, you know, everyone's pumping their asses up because, you know, the Kardashians. Oh, yeah, saddlebag. I wish they would come up with a better term for that. But in LA, you know, everyone's pumping their asses up because, like, you know, the Kardashians. So it's tempting, but I still haven't done that.

So I have to just do tons of squats and tons of lunges. Oh, you've got to get a manual butt going. Yeah, I do. But you can lift your butt pretty quickly, actually, if you do that stuff. I just feel like my butt is always so sore after working out. That means it's working. Yeah, that's a good sign.

Yeah, but then you do that thing where you get the sore butt for one day and then you go, better have a week off. I do do that. And then you go, it's too hard to lower myself down onto the toilet. And then all my hard work from that one workout has been dissipated. Try going for like a 20-mile bike ride and see how your Pikachu feels. Then you'll have a sore Pikachu and a sore butt.

Damn, not the Pikachu. The Pikachu can get very sore unless you wear those because I just came from Spain which is like a very where I go in Spain like we bike all the time. Yeah.

And so unless you want to wear those shorts with like the cushion for the Pikachu which I'm not going to wear because I don't want to look like a well I don't know

what kind of language I can use but rhymes with schmaschel and I don't want to look like a – well, I don't know what kind of language I can use, but it rhymes with smash-o. And I don't want to look like one of those. But that's what it protects. Yeah, but it protects your Pikachu. But I just feel like bang it out, go on five rides in a row and get your Pikachu broken in.

Desensitize it. Wouldn't you rather look a bit strange and have a more comfortable experience or is it all about the aesthetic? I think I'd rather look normal. Yeah, right yeah right yeah i'm not trying to look like a i don't want people to think i'm a real biker you know what i mean that is you don't want to be a part of that club and after a few hours it goes numb yeah which is kind of a weird feeling you just ice it when you get home no problem exactly quite a strange experience having um a big deal comedian in the studio all of a sudden um so it's great to have you here. You're here to do some shows in New Zealand for the Little Big Bitch Tour.

Yeah, Little Big Bitch. I've always been a little big bitch. Even when I was little, I was a big bitch. So, yeah, I have a show tomorrow night, Auckland Town Hall. I'm coming back. I think this is my fourth time in New Zealand. Wow. Is it really?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Been here four times. And then Saturday night in Wellington. Yes. That's awesome. You've been here four times, but I did hear somewhere that you've, and you love to ski. You've never skied down in Wanaka or Queenstown.

No, I've never skied down here. Is it worth skiing down here? You've got to do it. Is it snowing right now here? That's a good question. I feel like the snow season. I think it might be slightly early. It's important to know if there's snow before I go skiing.

So if you guys aren't sure about it, that seems like a no. Maybe do your research because you love to ski naked. Yeah, on my birthday. You're well known. Only on my birthday I ski naked. You do not. Yeah, I do. And speaking of your Pikachu,

is that the coldest part of your body when you do ski naked? Well, my Pikachu isn't exposed when I ski, obviously. I mean, I have nieces and nephews, and I don't want to put them through that. So I'm scantily clad, I should say. You can see it on my Instagram. This year I had two dogs. I had one on a baby Bajoran on my back, and then I had my other dog holding my dog. So that was really hard.

So I wasn't cold at all because it was hard work, you know? But it is pretty exhilarating to ski down a mountain in a bikini or naked. Yeah. Okay. So we've got multiple checks to do then. Is there snow? And are you willing to take a semi-nude celebrity on your ski field? Yeah.

I'll come with you. And we can organize that. Yeah. Okay. It sounds like you guys are pretty organized here. So I'll get my gooch out for Chelsea Handler. Thank you. I appreciate that kind of commitment. You're welcome. of new zealand been so far like how do you feel

coming to this country is this a strange experience um for an american to come to somewhere at the bottom of the world no i love it half of the things are closed half of the time well we went to wahiki yesterday we went there and lots of wineries were closed but luckily we found one that was open i think it was called Stony Bridge. Is that right? Stony Ridge. Stony Ridge. Like I said, Stony Ridge.

You misheard her. We landed at like six in the morning. We came to the hotel. I worked out and then my cousin and I took the ferry over. And then we proceeded to have about, I don't know, 10 to 15 glasses of wine at Stoney Ridge. You sound like you did Waiheke. And we sat on top of the valley looking down at that gorgeous view of the cows and all the horses.

It was pretty magical. And then we took a walk on the beach. I don't know how to say that. Ikanagawa? Tekapuna? No. Mukaka? I don't know. Yeah. One of those. One of those, but it was gorgeous. Takapuna? No. Mukaka? I don't know.

Yeah. One of those. One of those, but it was gorgeous. Oniroa? Yeah. On the island? On the island, yes. Oniroa Beach.

Oniroa. Okay, there we go. Thank you. You were in the ballpark. Thank you for the assist. You misheard it. That's what she said the first time. Miracle here.

Pay attention. Well, you're going to do a run of shows while you're here. You're doing the Auckland Town Hall tomorrow night That's going to be fantastic That is a great venue as well Comedians don't play the Town Hall Big comedians do It's a stunning venue

It's a great place I've played there before Have you really? Yes And then you're doing the St James Theatre on Wellington on Saturday night And then you'll be in Wellington for Saturday night We might see Chelsea Handler out on Courtney Place Oh that would be a time

I have never performed in Wellington This is my first time you guys Chelsea Handler out on Courtney Place. Oh, that would be a time. I have never performed in Wellington. This is my first time, you guys. So I'm a virgin to Wellington. Oh, cool. You can't beat Welly on a good day. That's what they always say. You'll be the only one. What can we expect from the show?

Like what people going to the show, what kind of is it about? Well, I tell a lot of stories about my childhood and how I was this way always. When I was born, I was just like this. What how I was this way always um when I was born I was just like this what do you mean this way this way just very I was irritated from a very early age irritated just generally irritated like I was born into a family had had five brothers and sisters and I was like and my parents I just looked around and thought why are there so many people here and this doesn't look like my group.

You know, like I just thought, who's in charge? Because it didn't seem like anyone was. My mom and my dad were just kind of disorganized. So I became a little bit of like a boss lady early on. I wanted to make my own money at an early age. I started a hard lemonade stand when I was eight. I read about this.

Like alcoholic lemonade. Yeah, because I was like, I had to make margins. You know what I mean? My profit margin wasn't good. I'm like, I'm not going to make $4 a day as an eight year old. I'm going to make $40 a day as an eight year old. And that's what I did. I sold gin, whiskey and tequila with lemonade to anyone over 10. So obviously I wasn't that irresponsible about it. To parents and to children. And then when I was about 10, I lied and said I was 15, and I started my own babysitting company, and I babysat for a 14-year-old boy all summer,

so he was four years older than me. So I was doing this kind of stuff for my whole life. So there's a lot of really good stories about that, and then there's a lot of really good stories at the end of the show about my experiences with different men who have been canceled, like Bill Cosby. I have a pretty funny Bill Cosby story, but I mean, not a lot of people can say that. Woody Allen.

I have a great Woody Allen story when I had to have dinner with Woody Allen. There's not a lot of funny Woody Allen stories. I have one of those too. He's not really a funny topic. I know, but what I did was funny. So I tell that story. And then George W. Bush, you know, our former president who I'm not aligned with politically.

I had to go to his house once at Kenny Bunkport, his compound in Maine with my whole family. I took a lot of edibles to subdue my personality because I have to, if I'm around Republicans, I have to really bring my personality to a standstill almost. Because I will, you know what I mean? I'm not going to get into it personality to a standstill almost.

Because I will, you know what I mean? I'm not going to get into it with someone at their own house. That's rude, even for me. So that's a good story. How does somebody get invited to former President George W. Bush's house? Who knows? How do I get invited there is the question. Yeah.

Do they know anything about you? Well, I'm friends with his daughters, Barbara and Jenna, the twins. So they want to discuss to come over and have a pickleball tournament. Which pickleball is another sore spot for me. I find that to be a very annoying sport, in quotes, that people will not stop banging on about. I love it, don't I?

Oh, yeah. People are just going nuts for it. I blame COVID on pickleball or COVID, pickleball, whatever. Whichever way around. Yeah, which way. Because without COVID, I don't think we would have COVID pickleball, whatever. Whichever way around. Yeah, which way. Because without COVID, I don't think we would have seen pickleball. It kind of came on the scene and it came on loudly. And I wish people would stop pretending that was a real exercise.

I feel like if I was dating someone and I watched him play pickleball, it'd be over. I'd get the ick. Yeah, the ick. So just for the complete experience, did you play pickleball in front of George W. Bush while on edibles? Yes. And then he grabbed me to come and peruse his painting collection. You know, he's a painter.

While I was on edibles, and I wouldn't take my sunglasses off because I was so high. All I wanted was the afternoon to end without me confronting him or saying something, you know, like disputatious, you know, starting an argument. And, yeah, it was really, really ridiculous. I finally had to say, Mr. President, I'm as high as a kite. I need to go.

Did you say that to him? Yeah, I did say that. And he said, why are you holding out? I'm retired now. Yeah, he made the gesticulation. He went, oh, you. You're like, he does it all the time. Before you go, there was one last question I wanted to ask you.

Have you seen the Hawk Tour girl that's going around the globe at the moment? No. Oh, you haven't seen this clip? What is it? The girl, she's out in Nashville, and some podcasters ask her a question. It's too early to say what the question is, but she says this. Better give him that hock tour and spit on that thing. It's the most viral thing in the whole world right now.

Why? Because hock tour? What does that mean? Who knows? But I was wondering, we have you here, iconic comedian, and I was wondering if you can give us your best hock tour. Hock tour. Spit on that thing. That was a little New Zealand-ish. I put in a little flair of New Zealand in that.

You've made my day. Why do people care about that? Why do these things catch fire? Why do these things die? Oh my God, the world is going to end. But lucky you're here in New Zealand. I hope I'm in New Zealand when it does end. You're in the best place to be when the world ends.

I think we're about to get an influx of Americans to New Zealand, actually. I bet you are, yeah. The show sounds phenomenal, and there are still tickets available. So if you want to see Chelsea Handler in Auckland tomorrow night or Wellington on Saturday night, get amongst, go and grab your tickets. Now give the Little Big Bitch Tour a Google. Chelsea Handler, what a delightful surprise this morning. What a pleasure.

Thanks, guys, for having me. Bree and Clint. Do you have your furry friends sleeping in the bed with you? A new study has revealed that 48.7% of people said yes. Is that all? Yeah, about half. Right. But the part I found really interesting is where they broke it down

into generations. Yeah. You said you reckon the younger people get, the higher the percentage is that they would have down into generations. Yeah. You said you reckon the younger people get, the higher the percentage is that they would have their pets in the bed. Yeah, like if boomers are at the top and Gen Z are at the bottom, I reckon there's more Gen Z than boomers who would let the cat or dog sleep in the bed with them. Yeah, okay.

We've taken a bit of a poll for the team. We all have pets. We all let them sleep in the bed. Are your dogs allowed in the bed? Well, they are crate trained which means that we, at night time, will get into bed and we'll watch some TV.

So they will be on the bed. They'll be on the foot of the bed and they'll be in the bed with us. But then when it's time to go to sleep they like to go in their crates. Oh, they prefer it? They prefer it, yeah. But what do you guys think? They've got Stockholm Syndrome. Yeah.

They'll put themselves back in the cage. They're like, we want to go. Yeah, we like it in there. It's safe space for them. What do you guys reckon? Which generation has the highest percentage? Of pets on the bed. Pets on the bed.

I think boomers. I think millennials. I was going to say millennials as well, Clint. Yeah. Okay. No, boomers. Oh, no. Survey unveiled that Gen Z are the most likely to have their cats or dogs sleep with them on the bed with 60.9%.

Oh, there you go. I forgot about Gen Z again. Thanks, Clint. Because I said youngest and then I said millennials. Yeah, Gen Z youngest. So it goes Gen Z. Yeah. And then, interesting, it goes baby boomers next.

Oh, wow. What? To have animals on the bed. They were 49.1%. Then it goes Gen X. Yeah, millennials last. Millennials are last. I knew it.

You guys are very, like, gym focused. And all my sheets and all my pillows, you know? Have you been in my house? Have you talked to my partner? We've got to do this segment. This is refreshing. We've got to have Gen Z tells it like it is. I will tell you.

I'll tell you. And they tell us what they really think about millennials. Yeah, tell us what you really think. Oh, I will. I guess they've got a whole app for that. That's what TikTok is, isn't it? Oh, yeah. Apparently there's a new wave. It's a dark place.

I'll tell you that tomorrow. There's a new wave. Like a form of waving? Yeah, yeah. There's a new... There's a Gen Z wave. Yeah. Not that, Brianna.

What? I didn't do anything. Okay, well, keen to learn the Gen Z wave. We can do that tomorrow. Cool. Have a great day, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye.

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