ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th July 2025

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

Fridayoke - In Da Club by 50 Cent.  The most expensive fines you've ever got.  How much was the wedding dress?!  The most and least attractive hobbies for men.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. ZM's Bri and Clint. The Double Down is back. Try it in the all new Korean mayo or cheesy hash. Oh, my God. It's driving.

Make some noise for the original. Send them free and clean. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clunch show. How good it's Friday. It is Friday. God I love a Friday. We've split the G at the pub. Oh yeah we did split the G. Just like Dua Lipa.

Yeah. You know. Who came first and who came last? Ella came last. Ella came last. I came second last. You guys were kind of opposites though. Ella couldn't drink enough and you drank too much.

Standard. Yeah. Typical. Ella hates the taste of Guinness. It was your first Guinness, wasn't it? It's quite licoricey. Yeah. Oh, I wouldn't say licoricey. It wasn't licoricey at all. It just was like a weird tasting beer. Yeah, okay.

It's a dark beer. Claudia did quite well. Thank you. I appreciate that. Claudia crushed it. Yeah. Honestly, it went down like a funnel. You and Claudia did very well. Impressive. But who actually won? We didn't really... It's on video. We will be posting a video so people can... Yeah, I'll post it. We'll ask the people. You're gonna post our Gs on our Instagram. Yeah. Yeah.

Sub Gs. Rate our Gs, Gs. Today on the show, Friday Okie is coming up at five o'clock. We're gonna take on a Fitty Cent classic this afternoon, In De Club. I think this was such a bad idea from you. I think it was a good idea. Nah, bad idea from...

I think it was a good idea. Nah, bad idea from... I think it's a good idea. No, not happy. I just enjoyed not having to sing any high notes this week. Plus you rate your rapping, so what are you talking about? Nah, not... I don't think... Bri once told me that she's got flow. A heavy flow maybe.

You can judge that at five o'clock, you can get in the draw for Lord at 4 o'clock and you can play Trady vs Lady right now if you're keen. 0800DIALS at M is the number, give us a call, we'll get you on for a Friday. Heavy flow. Disgusting. That'd be my rap name. Play ZM's Breein Clint. My rap name. Yes.

Play ZM's Breein Clint. It's Traity versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go, the last game of Traity versus Lady for the week. The Traity's on 49, the Lady's still out in front on 53. Our Lady is in Tarmacke Makoto, Auckland. She's 24 and she's been dancing for 20 years and boy are her feet tired. Welcome to the show Ashley.

G'day Ashley. Hiya. Any particular styles or just dancing in general? Oh I've done them all, you name it, jazz, tap ballet, contemporary hip hop. Salsa? Salsa? I haven't done salsa. Corn chips? I've done a bit of Latin. Latin, I was gonna say Latin, yeah. Yeah, I've done Latin, yeah. What's your strongest genre?

Crumping. Oh, no, that's probably down the bottom. Probably something more jazzy. Jazzy. Or showy. Yeah, I can tell by your voice you got good jazz hands. She's jazzy, she's jazzy. Jazz hands. She's taking on our, she's jazzy. She's taking on our tradie today from Taranaki the 34 and it was their birthday on Wednesday.

Happy birthday and welcome to the show Cole. G'day Cole. Hello, thank you. What did you get for your birthday mate? Apple watch. Apple watch. Our producer Claudia desperately wants an apple watch. Which is ironic because she doesn't do any steps at all. She can go a whole day with like 1200 steps in total. It's quite impressive actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, they say the fastest way to get your steps up is to get a smart watch.

They do say. Because it counts all those extra steps. Cole, your tradie, Ashley, your lady, first to three correct answers will win the $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck. Here we go guys, question number one. The All Blacks season kicks off this weekend. Who are they playing in Dunedin on Saturday night? They are in blue. They have a...

Buzz them out. ...cock on the jersey. Lady. Yeah, Ashley. France. France. It is France one to the ladies question number two what classic Kiwi lolly was discontinued this week. Lady. Yes Ashley just got in there. The Jaffa. Jaffa. It is a Jaffa well done number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. ["Can't Take You On A Ride"] We've played it enough. Nobody.

No. Lady? No, we buzzed it, sorry. We buzzed it. It was LAB. LAB of course, no points there. Question number four, how many degrees are there in a circle? Lady.

Ashley for the win. 360. She's got it. She's a lady. Woah woah woah, she's a lady. Rough day at the office for you there, Cole, you all right? Just a tad, yep. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. He's deflated. I'm getting my phone working. Oh, God. Poor Cole. Ash, you've done it. Another win in the lady column. You get $50 cash for the weekend.

Congratulations. Well done. Thank you so much. Sweet Ash. That ends Brie and Clint podcast. Big drama for a wedding dress shop over in Sydney in the fancy part of Sydney, Paddington. Oh yeah. It's a shop called the Ivory Room.

They sell very expensive wedding dresses. Okay. In my opinion, very expensive. Like crazy money. Anyway, there's this woman who's posted a video about them online and how unhappy she was when she paid a lot of money for her dress and then found out it needed a ton of alterations costing that much more. On top? On top. But they're going back and forth online, it's pretty wild, but

the thing that shocked me the most was how much she originally paid for the wedding dress. Okay. Which took my breath away quite a lot. Take a listen to how much she paid. I spent almost $50,000 on my dream. Wait stop stop. 50 or 15? I think it's 15. 15 you think Claudia? I think it's 15. Because if it was 50. What, what do you mean? If it was 15? Yeah but 50. Either or. Yeah. I mean yes 50 is just obviously worse. It's worse. Yeah. Okay. I spent almost $15,000 on my dream dress from there and it is come and it is massive they're saying that I have to have 10 centimeters altered around my waist and even then it's gonna ruin the integrity of the dress and the way the dress looks because it's a beautiful beaded dress. The alterations is almost $4,000 and it's still, she's telling me it's still not gonna look good. Unluggie-oose.

I can't get past. And like, we think it's 15. Surely it's 15. Surely. Should we listen one more time to be sure? It's hard, it's hard, cause she's crying so much. Is there a clip where she's calmed down a bit? No, okay, let's try it again. I spent almost $15,000.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's really on the cusp. Claudia, while we talk about this, can you go to the Ivory Room? I think- Go to their website. See what ballpark we're looking at?

Yeah, just see what the average price of dresses are from there. I think the dresses range from $5,000 to $15,000. Okay. So I think. Yeah. But yeah,000 to 15. Okay. So I think. Yeah. But yeah, can you check that Claude? Regardless, $15,000 on a wedding dress. Are you off your rocker?

And everything's relative because like repairs on an expensive car cost more. So of course alterations on an expensive dress cost more. I could buy a new car for $15,000. No you couldn't. Yes I could. You couldn't buy a new car for $15,000. No you couldn't. Yes I could. You couldn't buy a new car for $15,000. You want a bit?

New car. It'd be new to her. Yeah. I'm at the top price I can see $16,000. So I'd get a 15. Okay, so she spent 15. Yeah. 15, yeah. So all up, she's after alterations, she's looking at 20 Gs on her wedding dress.

You wouldn't want to spill a glass of red wine on it, would you? I can't wrap my head around that. I can't wrap my head around how spending $15,000 on a dress for one day is ever a good, like how is that a good decision? It's never a good decision. I don't care how much money you have. Well it turns out it wasn't a good decision. I mean it's obviously very important to her the dress you can tell from the reaction but... I'll be honest. But it was obviously money not well spent. I went to her page, had a look at the dress, pretty average.

Oh. Like and that's not just being like harsh like I looked at the dress and I was like, it's okay. You're right for $15,000 you want one of those my big fat gypsy wedding dresses where they light up. You know, as you get out of the carriage, it's got like purple and red lights that light up as you go down the aisle and it says, just married across it. For $15,000, I want the bottom half of my dress

to be made up of Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka that then spread out off the dress and do a dance in the middle of the wedding. Like that's what I want. I think that's in the $20,000 range. I think that's the next one up. So it's just out of my price range. It's a personal question but we were wondering if we could ask you guys how much your wedding

dress cost this afternoon. Did you go big? Did you go big? You're like, this is my day, I've been dreaming about it my whole life, don't give a shit I've saved up for it I'm gonna I'm gonna break the bank on the streets. I'm gonna spend the amount on a new Toyota Echo on my dress damn is she wearing a Toyota Echo? Oh that's sick! Might as well be! I love it! 0800DIALZM or you can text yours into 9696 even if the price includes the alterations or the final price of the dress or the price of the dress and then

the second dress that you wore at the wedding that's very trendy now as well. Yeah we'll take that too. There it is, Brian Clint. Talking about this wedding dress drama that's happening over in Sydney. Fancy suburb of Paddington, a woman has purchased a dress, stuff's gone wrong. The thing I'm focusing on though is the woman paid $15,000 for the dress originally and then she's upset because then she's had to pay nearly $4,000 on top of that for alterations. Someone's texted and said don't clothes come in sizes? Isn't that something you would check before you bought the dress?

And that's why I think she's upset. Oh! Because I think she- I would be too. I would be too. If I spent that much money at a high-end store, I'd be like, why didn't you get me one that fit better? And that's what I think she's questioning the shop over.

It is like buying a car and then it arrives and you can't fit in it. You're like, why'd you guys sell me this car? You're like, well. Well, you said you wanted it. It was the most expensive one where we make the biggest commission. So we thought we'd look for New Zealand's most expensive wedding dress. We're actually getting a mixture of New Zealand's most expensive and New Zealand's cheapest wedding dresses.

Yes. So let's see what we've got. Rose is here. Hi, Rose. Hi, Rose. Hi. How much did you spend on your wedding dress? Mine wasn't actually that expensive. It was like $1,500. Okay. So that's like pretty standard, I'd say, for a wedding dress? Well, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I got it from the outlet store, so it had moved across from like the proper, I guess, wedding shop over to the outlet. Right. So that was like a discounted price on the dress you got. Yeah, so the retail price was like $5,000 for that dress.

Oh nice, what a deal. Holy smokes. Were you happy with it? Was it the dress you wanted? Yeah, it was. So just after we got engaged, we went in with my friends and stuff because she was getting married as well.

Yeah. And I tried some on as well, looked at it, found that one and I was like oh it's a bit early to buy a dress like right now but I like kept an eye on it online and it just stayed there. It came down. Oh my god. Well it didn't. The price was still the same. It was still at the outlet store but it just continued to stay there and then by the time they came to actually looking for a dress that was still at the outlet store, but it just continued to stay there. And then by the time they came to actually looking for a dress that was still there.

So I didn't know that that was the one. It's either a sign that you should get it, or it's a sign that it's a dress that no one else wants, Rose. Yeah, well, I mean, it was a nice dress, so I would just assume that it was supposed to be for me. Isn't it crazy that originally it was $5,000 and it just shows how much they jack the price up because they could sell it for $1,500.

Let's go to Bailey rather. Hi Bailey. Hi Bailey. Hello. What did we spend on the wedding dress, Bailey? We spent $500 from Trade Me. It was second hand. Okay.

It was a perfect fit and I bought it like two weeks before my wedding You waited you waited till two weeks before your wedding Yeah I hate spending money and I was just gonna get like a white dress from you know Just like a normal dress shop in the mall. Yeah, and then I went to a friend's wedding and she just looked Incredible and I was like no,, I have to have a proper dress. And then we scoured Trade Me and it arrived a week before the wedding and it was a perfect fit. You're so lucky. It gets better. And then I on sold it for $400. What? So it literally cost you $100. You're awesome, Bailey.

That's so good. My brother's wife decided that she, because she ordered the dress and then it arrived and she had the fitting and it was pretty close to the wedding too. It was like maybe three weeks out from the wedding and she decided she hated the dress. And so she went on Trade Me Too and found a dress and my brother drove basically the length of the North Island to pick it up for her so that she could have it. And I think it arrived like the week of the wedding.

I reckon that was just a test for your brother. Yeah, yeah. It was all just a test. It was always the plan, eh, Bailey? Yeah, yeah. Put him through his paces. Someone texted her and they said, I spent 3K on my dress and then 220 bucks on alterations. Dream dress, but it was way more than I wanted to spend,

was only wanting to spend around one and a half. Someone said, my dress was 90 bucks on Sheen. Hey, if it works, it works. Someone else said, to think I thought my three and a half thousand dollar dress was expensive face palm. Well, how much? Three and a half.

Yeah, right. We're talking about this woman in Sydney who spent fifteen grand. Matt's here, g'day Matt. Hi Matt. Afternoon team, how are you? We're good. Your wife got a cheap wedding dress Matt. She did and she got it probably about eight months before the wedding. She's go'd go and trade me, you know, the retail stores, outlets, but ended up going to Facebook marketplace of all places, found somebody that was five minutes away from us. I actually took her over because we hadn't, we kicked our family out of it and not involved. Right. So I took her over there, had to stand outside while she tried it on,

and you could hear her from outside the house, just bursting into tears about, you know, that perfect lady. Oh my god. It was the one. Yeah, and how much, Matt, and what did it cost you? $200. Bro.

Bro, you have absolutely nailed it. Did you even spend, you would have spent more on your suit than that, wouldn't you? Oh yeah, my suit was, um, yeah, more. Yeah. Far out. The suit was more the wedding ring for her, of course, but the funny thing was, is that, like I said, we kind of kept the dress away from family until everyone could kind of see it on the day.

I had the dress in my closet for eight months. For eight months. Yeah, yeah. And the temptation to sneak it. I was going to say please tell me Matt you didn't look at it because that's bad luck. Please tell me you didn't try it on Matt. Yeah, did it fit you well Matt? The temptation to just try it on.

200 bucks, what an awesome deal, that's great. That's a great deal. We're talking about expensive wedding dresses, someone said I spent nearly six grand. Don't do it. I agree, I think it's outrageous. I mean, I feel like most people who spend you know, an exuberant amount would probably go back

and say I probably wouldn't spend that again. Yeah I'd be interested. You know what I mean? Like I feel like after going through the day you'd be like I could get something that's not crazy. Yeah I could have had a bigger ring. ZN's Branclyn. We need to address the thing that's going on with our producer Ella at the moment. She has decided to be, what is it Ella, a cat foster parent? Correct. You're playing with fire. You're fostering cats. Yes I'm doing good in the world. Because knowing you, like we do, you become attached very easily. So being a foster parent I don't know if you're cut out for the

role. It's dangerous I know, but here's my thing. I love animals to the point where I've considered working somehow in that area. I can't be a vet, but I want to do something in that area one day. So how does fostering cats work? Do you take them in for how long? Yeah, so the organisation I'm with, Nine Lives Orphanage, they would hit me up and they'll be like, we've got two cats that were found at a school or in an engine or dumped somewhere,

and then do you have space? And I go, yeah, I do, bring them in, pick them up, take them to their vet appointments. But the fun thing is, aside from cleaning up their poo, I get to hang out with kittens. So how long do you keep these kittens for? Depends. So they come to me, they rest for a bit because they're like traumatized. Yeah. And then they go get... And you become attached to them? No. You name them? No. I do have to name them though. I do. I have to. So I've got Hans Zimmer. We said to you don't name them. We said if you don't want to be able to give these cats away don't name them. We said if you don't want to be able to give these cats away, don't name them. Now for the form at the vet, they need names.

Call them cat one and cat two. Yes. No, I don't like that. I gotta name them. Okay. And so then what? So how long do you have them for? Yeah, so then they'll get a little operation,

couple of days and then maybe three weeks, four weeks. And then how do they get adopted? That goes on the Nine Lives Facebook page. Right, and then someone says, I want that cat and you have to give it away. Yeah. And you're gonna be fine to give it away. See, I know myself as a person that I couldn't do it.

No. And I would end up with dogs, cats, pigs. I'd end up with everything that I fostered and I just don't, I couldn't say goodbye to it I just have to put myself out of this I have to take myself out and and put these cats first you do you do have to do that our concern is that you aren't able to That you care so much. This might be your first and last fostering job because if you end up keeping the two cats Which one's your favourite?

Hans Zimmer or? Hans Zimmer's more cuddly. So naturally I get more cuddles. Okay, so let's say Hans Zimmer stays with you until the end of winter. Hans Zimmer is there for three and a half months. And then someone goes on Facebook and goes, I want that cat.

Yeah, I want Hans Zimmer. Hans Zimmer's gonna get snatched up so quick. He's so cute. Oh, the photos. Oh, I'm dying. And he's gonna be so fluffy. He's gonna get snapped up, snapped up by you. How long has this cat been at your house? A week. A week. Listen to her. Listen to her. This is one week of her with the foster cat. Yeah it's only gonna get worse from here. I want kids as well but I'm gonna wait for kids. Please do not foster children. No I'm not doing that. You'll end up with a whole softball team at your house

But it's nice to not think about myself, you know, like I have to feed someone else and so if it's not gonna be a baby Oh, yeah, you're doing a good thing. We're just concerned about the art. You're doing an amazing thing in a net Like there needs to be more people fostering more people like me. I just don't know if you're doing an amazing thing and there needs to be more people fostering animals. More people like me eh? I just don't know if you're the best candidate. I know. Because you fall in love so easily. When the time comes, do you want us to put a picture of Huns on our Instagram account so they get adopted?

And Miss Honey, yeah. You do? Yeah. But they still have to go through the Nine Lives organisation to adopt them. Yeah but we can just put a link to the okay nine lives Facebook page. You just write anyone want a free cat? It's not free you do they brother and sister Yeah, they're like kind of bonded. I hope they go together. Yeah. Yeah, well, maybe they're like I mean if you end up keeping them they will be together. I'm not keeping them

That would be the best that would be the best outcome. That would be the best outcome for them. I will ask a question, if there's any vets out there, how do I deworm them? I tried to shove a pill down their throat and they just spat it back up. You need to put it in some food and then just literally put it down their throat.

No, I tried. Well good luck Ella the cat foster mum. One more thing. I get to weigh them each day and I have to put them in a bowl. It's so cute. Okay that's it. I'm good.

I hope you're putting that in the dishwasher. Yeah I hope you're putting that wormy bowl in the dishwasher. Ella's gonna have worms. Ha ha ha ha ha. That Ames, Bree and Clint podcast. Stook Big Finds is a guy in the States who skipped the security checkpoint at the airport.

Oh, you can't do that. And he just boarded the flight. How did he manage to do that? He tried to bluff them and he's like, oh, I've left my phone over there and walked around it and then got to the plane, got on the plane. But they realized yeah but he was already on the plane once they realized and the plane had begun taxiing out so they couldn't go on and get him and so the plane had to turn around and go back to the gate which causes all kinds of you know it would cost so much money he pleaded guilty in

court to a violation of whatever security stuff. He's been fined $59,000 US dollars or $100,000 New Zealand dollars. That's crazy money. Yeah. He wasn't even doing anything dodgy. I was going to say, what was he trying to smuggle on there? No, he hasn't been convicted of like attempted terrorism or anything like that. He just didn't want to wait wait in the security queue which is very relatable. Balloon full of cocaine up his bum or something. Oh true surely they would have checked that. You reckon I feel like he would have had a full cavity search after that. He would have gone through the ringer yeah yeah they would have turned him inside out. Everyone would have had a turn in the airport. Alright next room alright, he's gonna check you as well.

All right, onto the next one. 100 grand. Bloody hell. And probably banned from the airport. Yeah, you'd be on a watch list forever. And probably banned from the airline. You're not going back on. I mean, it sucks that he was just trying to avoid

the punishing security line, but everyone has to go through that line it is very important obviously. I wonder if the fine system in the States is the same as it is here in New Zealand where you go they go you've been fined $100,000 and then you say to the judge why don't have $100,000 and the judge goes okay you can pay it off in installments how much can you afford? Five cents a week. And then you say, I can afford $10 a week.

And you're like, okay, it'll be $10 a week for the next. 150 years? 150 years, yeah, whatever it is. Far out. They just milk the money out of you slowly, slowly, slowly. I was trying to think about what the worst fine I've ever got is. Yeah. I got a fine for breaking like a telco contract back in the day. I took out a plan.

Okay. Like a 24-month phone plan. And how early did you break the contract? Like a month in because I was like... Oh, like real early. Yeah, yeah, real early. And they charged me $1400. I've also had that, the one where you don't realize your rego and your warrant out and you get a ticket for both when you park on the

street. 400 bucks. But they'll be worse than that. They'll be much worse than that. Don't think I've ever got any really bad fines. Some of the work when I was younger I definitely got done by the popo in Aussie a couple of times. There was once in the school holidays that I got caught doing, I think I was on my phone, which is such a no-no. Yeah.

I was on my phone and the fine, cause it's double, double the amount, double the demerits. Yeah. If it's on school holidays. So I think it was nearly a thousand dollars. They double the fine in the school holidays in Australia. Yeah. That's clever.

And double the demerit points. Yeah, right. Yeah, and these days, if you get done on your phone, if you're on your phone in Aussie, it's a thousand dollars straight out. A thousand bucks. So if you get done on your phone in Aussie on school holidays now.

Yeah, and if you're speeding. Oh it'd be five grand. Be your left leg. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd lose your license straight away. We want to see if we can find, we can find the biggest fine this afternoon for anything. Yeah.

For anything. They could be late charges. It was a council fine. It could be a council fine. Could be be a council fine. It could be anything. It could be driving. It could be child support. Whatever it is, 0800 dials to them or you can text it into 9696. Can we find a real whopper this afternoon? How big was it? Maybe you skipped out on the e-tulls.

Oh, do those come back to buy you? Yeah. Do they? They sure do. Do they? They sure do. And they get bigger and bigger interest. I don't think I've ever paid one of those. Oh jeez. The ZM Podcast Network. We asked what's the biggest fine you've ever faced.

Someone overseas has been dealt a $100,000 fine for skipping airport security and getting on the plane. They had to turn the plane around and bring it back, and so they charged them 100 grand for that. They can't mess around with that stuff. No, you can't. I totally get it. Anytime it's an airport, people are like,

well fair enough, how stupid are you? Yeah. So we asked, what's the biggest fine you've been dealt? We were talking before about driving fines and how much the fines are in Australia. They're crazy expensive. Someone's texted and said, my partner is a police officer. And he said that the most expensive fine

that you can get for driving in New Zealand is $600. And that's for driving in a manner likely to cause annoyance. Really? And that's what it's for. Isn't that interesting? I would have thought it would definitely be speeding, but no, driving in a manner likely to cause annoyance.

Interesting. Which could be driving too slowly. Yeah, it could be. Couldn't it? Yeah. So we want to know about your big fines. Emily has called up. Hi Emily, happy Friday.

Hi Emily. Hi, happy Friday. Happy Friday. Tell us, what was the big fine that you got? So this week we had to pay $19,000 to the bank for breaking our mortgage early. Whoa! Wait, how early were you breaking the mortgage?

And I didn't even know that was the thing. You have to pay a fine? Yeah, so it was two years early on a three year fix. You're going to another bank, aren't you? Yep. Yeah. So is the other bank gonna pay the 19 grand? Not quite. They're paying a little bit.

It's like an incentive to move over to them. But I guess on the plus side, we are saving about $40,000 a year. Oh. On interest. That's why you do it, eh? That's why you do it. It kind of works smart and all that. Yeah, works out of the end.

And you don't actually pay the 19 grand, do you? It just gets stuck on your new mortgage. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. Mortgages are such made up money. It's like, what do you mean I owe you a million dollars? Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure. I'll pay you back. Yeah. I'll definitely pay all of that back. Yeah, sure. A million dollars. Yeah. And they're like, actually, in reality, you'll pay us too.

But let's not talk about it. Thanks, Emily Mike's here G'day Mike. Hi Mike. Hey man. How you going? Good. What's the big fine you got Mike? Yeah, so I own a farm just out the back of Waihi and I went overseas with my wife and my two boys to Singapore for a week and came back and one of my workers had milked penicillin into the vat and it cost about a $200,000 fine for a week and came back and one of my workers had milked penicillin into the vat and cost a farm a $200,000 fine. Wait, say again what he did, he put penicillin into where?

Into a milk vat. Yeah, yeah, so when it went to Fonterra they had us with a $200,000 fine. What's the penicillin for? Is that the penicillin you give cows? It's for the cows. It's when cows get infections. Yeah, you put penicillin into milk beaver and all of that sort of stuff. You hit him with a penicillin.

100 grand! How did he make that mistake, Mike? Or is it an easy mistake to make? To be fair, we've got big rosters at work and he was towards the end of his days off, so by the time he got to that point he was just buggered. He's relatively new on the farm. Do you keep your job? If you cost the farmer 200 grand, do you keep your job? Yeah, well, he rang me up straight away at five o'clock in the morning to let me know what he had done.

He was quite distraught about it. Yeah. Oh, poor bugger. Yeah. Is that covered by insurance, Mike? They can cover a fraction of it, but a lot of it's gotta come out of my pocket. Far out.

Wait, it cost you the $200,000, Mike. Because he's farm. Yeah, yeah. Oh, bro. Oh, you poor buggers. Alright, thanks for the call, Mike. Thanks for sharing. Oh, that's a bad day at work for that guy, eh?

Olivia's here. We're talking big fines. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi. I didn't think we were going to get that high. What's your biggest fine? Love? Um, so extra my partner's

Okay, what what have they done? So he was 20 at the time. This was a few years ago He was doing a skid in his car nice right fully say when the chiefs lose. Yeah Anyway, he crashed into a power pole when the cheap lose. Yeah. Anyway, he crashed into a Power Pole. Sick, yeah. He was fine.

Yeah. Fine, but they had to put in a brand new one, which isn't cheap. He had to pay for the new Power Pole. How much is a Power Pole? He had to pay for that. How much? But he's still paying it off,

but you guys just take a really quick guess what you think a Power Pole would cost. A Power Pole. I reckon a Power Pole's four grand. I reckon a Power Pole's about 40k. What? Nah. How much is a power pole, Olivia? 35k. Oh!

That's an expensive skid. God, you'd rather skid into a house. They're offence. They would have put skids in your undies. That fine, wouldn't it, Olivia? You stayed with this guy? Oh yeah. Yes, we are still together with the baby. So that fine is your fine? You're a saint Olivia. And your fine is my fine. You're a skitty saint. That's what they call you. Up the chiefs. He didn't do another skit after the loss last week did he? No, he's learnt his lesson. I made him do that. Good boy. He strictly does, you know, burnouts now.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just straight line. With his foot on the brakes. Drops the handbrake, straight line burnout. I had to pay my ex out five grand after I broke every dish in his kitchen when I found out he'd been cheating on me with multiple people.

I ended up fighting that in court, which ended up costing me around $30,000. What? So you got cheated on multiple times and it cost you $30,000. I wonder. Yeah. Yeah, you got schooled. Someone had a good lawyer.

My boyfriend still owes $30,000 to Heartland Finance from the ute that he stopped paying for. Someone said $24,000 for accidentally burning down the school canteen. Whoops. Oh, my old employer was fined $250,000 for accidentally burning down the school canteen whoops. Oh my old employer was fined $250,000 because the edge protection failed on a roof We were working on and a worker fell eight meters. He survived by the way Wow

Someone just said I got the $600 driving in a manner likely to cause annoyance For doing a little skid in a gravel car park. Was that Liv's partner? Could have been Liv's partner. And count your lucky stars to be honest. You could have been worse. You could have taken out a Powerpuff. Yeah, again. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Some of the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of some hesitating. You only got one second, oh, so hesitating You only got one second, oh, one second Are you racist? Are you, are you racist?

Bri and I go head to head guessing songs as quickly as we can. We don't do it alone though, we do it with teammates and welcome to team Bri, Brittany. G'day Brittany. Hello. How are you guys? Good mate, I'm keen to have you on my team. I feel like I've got good vibes, you know your music well. Oh, me too. Hello. How are you guys? Good mate, I'm keen to have you on my team. I feel like I've got good vibes.

You know your music well. Oh, me too. I think we've got this. Great. I like that. You'll have to go straight through me and Holly. Kia ora Holly. Hi Holly. Hello. We got this this week.

We're going to win you $50 thanks to Neon. Does that sound good? Love that for me. Love that for you. Right. love that for you right live to our producer Claudia who's having a bit of a hot flush at the moment roasting out here guys I don't know what's happened something's happened with the air conditioning she's got sweaty pits out there tomato read air conditionings not working making me angry like Jim Carrey when he got stuck in that rhino

That's what I feel like Claudia. You sound menopausal I wish I had a reason better than just the air conditioning being bad. What are we doing? I'm dizzy one second song challenge Song challenge are the theme today? That's what I'm gonna start with It's based on a conversation that I had with Bri yesterday where as I do I was talking about One Direction and I mentioned the song Midnight Memories and she said stop talking about album tracks Claudia and I had to point out the fact that that is the title track of the album. Okay so what is the topic? So the theme today is... Was it a hit? Dunno. What is the topic? So the theme today is... What's the topic?

I don't know. What's the topic? Sorry, I'm really angry. The topic today is title tracks that are much more famous than that. Okay. Oh, you said it. So songs that have the name of the album. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. So the way it works, we'll start a song from the beginning. Just buzz in with your name if you know the song and I need all the details, the artist and the name of the song. Gotcha. And the name of the album. And the name of the album. Yeah. Got it. It's a three for us. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Okay. First team to three points wins. Here is your first song. Break. That is Breakaway, Kelly Clarkson.

From the album. Breakaway. Correct. One of the greats. One of my favorites. One of the greatest. Does producer Ellen not know that song? I didn't know that was Kelly Clarkson.

Did you not? No! Are you serious? Fantastic song. That's like Pete Kelly Clarkson. Classic Kelly. OK, Brittany and Holly, are you clear on what you need to do? Let's go, Brittany! Yeah, alright, let's do it.

Here it is. Holly. It's Katy Perry, Teenage Dream. Absolutely it is. Well done. Expertly done Holly well done She'll never top that album No matter how hard she tries, you know what she had like seven hits unless

Unless she goes country Okay, that is one point per team Brian Clint this is for you Oh that was really tight. Yeah, Bree. Oh, fuck. Bree, no, that was Bree. No, you go Clint, if you think it was you. No, I don't actually know it.

I just know that it's Britney Spears. Baby one more time. Baby one more time. The right decision was made, I was gonna say oops. They do. They, yeah, yeah. It is easy to get them confused. Holly you're holding the team up here are you able to do it again?

Oh not with no. No. No no no no. Don't admit defeat yet. You can okay. I believe in you. You gotta go through my girl Brittany come on Come on, win us it here, Brittany. Good luck, here it is. It doesn't matter if you love him. Brittany! Brittany! Born this way. Why?

Come on! The album is born this way. It's Britney bitch. Get it, get it. Get it girl. Well done Brit. You have successfully contributed to a win in the 1 second song challenge and you've got $50 coming your way thanks to Neon.

Good teamwork Britney. Bonus one. Sorry Holly I was about as useful useful as tips on a bull there. I can't bring it home, I just gave him a bull. Tits on a bull can come in handy. Friends, you know, if there's too many calves, the bull steps in. Don't drink bull milk guys. No, that's my only farming advice, never drink bull milk.

It's probably not the kind of milk you're after. It's Zed Ames' Breinclin podcast. We invested in the who's going to be the next James Bond. Idris Elba. You love saying Idris Elba. Even though I know deep down you don't believe it could be Idris Elba. It might be.

He's too old. Age is just a number, Clint. The guy looks 20 years younger than what he is. Oh, he's starting to look his age. I would love- A lot of DJing and Ibiza for Idris Elba at the moment. Yeah, that's true. But that's my number one pick. That's who I would like to see. That's who you would like. But you don't genuinely believe they're going to cast Idris Elba as the next franchise James Bond. Still got hope. You're about to take that hope away. I am. For the record, James Bond as a character is in his mid to late 30s. People have got a warped idea of who James Bond is, because we found out at lunch today that Daniel Craig was James Bond for almost 20 years.

Yeah. Well, it doesn't make any sense. James Bond got old while Daniel Craig was Bond. Yep. But he was the first Bond to die. They killed him at the end of that. Oh spoilers! Definitely going all the way back to the start. Goh, I haven't seen that one yet. It's not a spoiler. The Daily Mail is reporting that the shortlist for the next James Bond actor has been whittled down to just three people. Do we know them all? I know two of them, you may know all three. You definitely know two.

Okay. I asked you to text him with who you think it could be. Someone texted Rowan Atkinson. He is like a chameleon. He can do it all Rowan. Rowan Atkinson is as likely as Idris Elba. No that's not true. Idris Elba is definitely more likely. Beane. James Beane. You can't tell me that they're on the same playing field.

Okay do you want to know the three? Yeah. And we can discuss whether we think they're a good choice or not. Option number one according to the Daily Mail to play the next James Bond, Jacob Elordi. 28. One metre 96. He's an Aussie. He's too tall to be Bond. Too tall.

But then they said Bond was always had dark hair and then Daniel Craig had Bond hair. Too tall. Nah, Jacob Elordi, hot AF. It's the right age, cause he can be Bond for a while. He's got the Bond swagger. Bond option number two, according to the Daily Mail. You'll be happy about this, Ella.

Tom Holland. 29? No! One metre, 69. If you're saying Jacob El' Lordy's too tall then he's too short. He's too short. But also since I'm such a Tom Holland fan apparently he wants a family and then step away from acting. So we'll see. So do a Bond franchise and then retire. But he's already doing Spider-Man. That means he'd be doing it for 20 years. True you can't be Spider-Man and James Bond there. You can't be both. He'd web as he does his crimes.

He'd be like pew pew. No, he... James Bond doesn't do crimes. Do you know what James Bond does? Sorry, he'd web around as he's doing detective stuff. Pew pew. Yeah. You can tell she's a big fan of the Bond movies.

He'd have two cell phones. Hello, it's Spider-Man. I mean, hello, it's James Bond! Bond number three, according to the Daily Mail. And I don't particularly know this person, but they're definitely famous. They were in that movie Baby Doll with Nicole Kidman. Harry Dickinson.

The middle, look him up. Claudia, can you bring up Harry Dickinson on the screen? He was the love interest in Baby Doll, the younger man um he was in um Craw Daddies as well Bri. Oh we're the Craw Dads sing? There you go. We're the Craw Dads sing. 29? 1 meter 88. Jacob Elordi is my pick. Jacob Elordi is the hottest. Jacob Elordi is the hottest? Has the most bond essence. Is he bondy enough? He's almost too cool to be bondy. Yeah all right. Oh this guy's ginger. No too far we can't have a ginger bond. Why not? Play ZM's Brian Clint. It's a Friday and it's time for a Friday-oke.

Play ZM's Brian Clint. It's a Friday and it's time for a Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Clint's Friday-oke! You were away last week, I took Ella on in Friday-oke. I heard Ella's first time stepping up to the Friday-oke mic. She picked Sabrina Carpenter's Man Child for us to sing. Hard song. You won as well, Ella. Yeah, but like I wasn't proud of it.

Well done. I walked away quite humbled. It's a hard song. Yeah. It's a hard thing to do, Friday Oakey. Yeah, I do take my hats off to you, it's hard. It's harder than it's, well, I think we make it sound pretty hard, but.

Yeah, no, we make it sound just as hard as what it is This week we're gonna do a 50 cent song. I decided we haven't done a rap song in a long time So we're gonna do in the club Very distinct sound city. We've both been into the booth We've both been into the booth and laid down a track. Don't do that. With our producer. Stop it. Stop it.

Then you're about to play your white man version of Fiddy Sam. I was like, I need more snare in my headphones. No, don't. I need more snare in my headphones. Stop it. Stop that. How did you go? Not good.

Not good. I'm sure yours is better. No, no, no, no. I'm not suggesting that at all. Do you think it will be? No, I think mine's Pākehā A.F. I literally said to Sam, the sound engineer, I was like, I've never felt whiter. Yeah. And I was like, I feel like, I hope 50 Cent does not hear this, because he will send us a season

decision. Death threat Eric. Well you're gonna pick the winner okay even though it's school holidays we need you guys to join in with us. Tell us who takes out Friday Oakey this week. You'll hear both mine and then Breeze and then you can pick the winner. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go Go shorty, it's your birthday. We gon' party like it's your birthday. We gon' sip a Carti like it's your birthday. And you know we don't give a f**k, it's not your birthday. You can buy me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama, I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz.

I'm in the havin' sex, I ain't in the makin' love. So come give me a hug if you're in the gettin' rubbed. You can buy me in the club, bottle full above Mama I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love So come give me a hug if you're in the getting rubbed When I pull up out front, see the beans on dust When I roll 20 deep there's always drama in the club

Now that I roll with Drake, everybody show me love When you sell like Eminem you get plenty of groupie love Look homie ain't nothing changed Pros down G's up I see exhibit in the cut amen Roll them trees up If you watch how I move You mistake me for a play-o pin

I been hit with a few shells Now I walk with a limp In the hood in L.A. they say Clinty you hot They like me I want them to love me Like they love Pac But holla in New York for sure They tell you I'm loco

And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke I'm fully focused and my money on my mind Got a meal at the deal and I'm still on my grind Shorty said she feelin' my style, she feelin' my flow A girlfriend with her they buy and they ready to go, okay Oh, it was good. What did you think? I loved it. It gave me real like if the Labor Party or the National Party remix that song for a campaign vibe.

But like in a good way, in a good way. Like if Christopher Luxon got on the mic. It's kind of giving end of year assembly when the teachers get up and do a performance for the kids. But the kids are all pleasantly surprised by the teachers. Some good, some bad feedback coming through, but I'm okay with it. Someone said Clint sounds like weird Al Yankovic. Are you ready for yours?

Oh, it's not gonna be that, it's not gonna be good. You will do great. And you listening will be able to pick the winner straight afterwards. So here it comes. Here's Bree's Fitty scent for Friday Oki. We gon' sip a Carti like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a f**k it's not your birthday You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub My ma go what you need if you need to feel the buzz I'm into having sex, ain't into making love So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub My ma go what you need if you need to feel the buzz I'm into having sex, ain't into making love So come give me a hug if you're into getting rough When I pull up out front you see the bands on dub When I roll 20 deep it's always drummer in the club Now that I roll with Dre everybody show me love When you sell like Eminem you get plenty of groupie love Look homie ain't nothing changed, rolls down G's up

I see you zipping in the cut, hey man roll them trees up If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a player of pimp Been hit with a few shoves but I don't walk with a limp In the hood in LA they sayin' 50 you hot? They like me, I want them to love me like they love Pac But holler in New York for sho', they'll tell you I'm loco But the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold Fully focused man, my money on my mind

Got a meal at the deal and I'm still on the grind Now shorty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow, her girlfriend with her they buy and they ready to go OK I reckon it's gonna be tight this week, I reckon it's gonna be really tight Someone said Bree's giving the vibe of Auntie Sharon got drunk again and ha! Well, if you want to pick the winner, you can. We're about to throw the phone lines open. 0800DIALZM. Are you going for 50 Bree or 50 Clint? This is my favourite tics.

I thought 50 Clint was good, but I kind of prefer Bree-Di-Scent. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! That's very good. Someone else said, how is a bogan from Australia more G than someone from Rotorua? I ask myself that every day.

Sometimes it's in your blood, you know? ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Friday Oki! If you're just joining us, welcome. You missed our full renditions of Fiddy Sen and Glurb for Friday Oki this week. Mine sounded like this.

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama, I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz. And Bree sounded like this. You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama, I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz. Obviously there's way more G than that. When you hear the whole thing, it's about context really. Yeah, when you just hear that part, it doesn't sound as gangster.

Yeah, I was actually wearing a bulletproof vest while I was doing mine just to get into character. I was wearing a bandana. Were you? Yeah, I was too. Yeah. Nice. We have five people standing by to pick the winner

of Friday Oki this week and we're gonna start with Josh G'day Josh. Hi Josh What did you think about Fiddy Cent this week Josh? well Breeze won at the start. I was wondering if I was actually listening to the right thing Yeah, to be honest in a good way or a bad way in a bad way, Yeah, okay. But... But I'm... I'll have to...

...let Clint have this one. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. Thanks Josh, we appreciate it. See, he started with a negative with you. I thought he was going to go... ...but then she really came right. Yeah, but then he doubled down on the negative. Which I quite like... I appreciate, you know... ...because you know he means it.

Don't flip flop. Yeah. And he's being honest. Someone texted and said, guys I feel like I'm listening know because you know he means it Don't flip flop He's being honest Someone texted and said guys I feel like I'm listening to the white chicks soundtrack Jordan's here. Hi Jordan Hi Jordan Kia ora guys, how are you? Good thank you mate. Any thoughts on our Friday Oki this week? I was pleasantly surprised with both of your performances actually Okay, we'll take that.

Okay, that's good to hear. Yep. Yep. My final vote, I'll give you three words and that is Clintie, you hap. Ha ha ha, yes! I feel like I just... I'm glad you heard that, but yeah. That was phenomenal.

I just got secondhand ick. Sorry, Bree. But I know you'rehand ick. Sorry Bri. No, no, no. That was when we were both going, we're into having sex, we ain't into making love. Hey, I sounded, I sounded cool when I was saying that. Cool, yeah, you were cool.

Thanks Jordan, have a great weekend. See you Jordan. Yeah, you too guys. See you. 2-0, let's see what Holly has to say, see if she can keep Bri in the game. Kia ora Holly. Hi Holly. Hi. What are you going to do Holly? Where's your vote going this week? Definitely Bree as always.

Holly my girl. She's a Bree stan. Keeping me in it mate. Thanks Holly. Appreciate you. You have an excellent weekend as well. Wendy's on the line. Kia ora Wendy.

Hi Wendy. Hey G'day. Now if anyone knows Gangsta Rapid Rap it is you Wendy isn't it? Oh definitely. I can tell just by your names you're from the streets Wendy. Yeah. What do you reckon Wendy? Well I jumped into the car about halfway through the song and so I didn't even know it was

karaoke and I thought who's this cover artist taking over a song and so I actually thought it was a professional singer so Clint that was really really good you did so well. Thank you Wendy. I love you too Wendy that's okay. Thank you I appreciate it. You're welcome. And that's the win. That's the win. That's it. That's the win. That's it. Oh. You can buy me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama, I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz. Louie Anna has been on the line and I feel like I know where this vote is going,

but go on Louie Anna, give your vote to Clint. She's gone. Oh. She's gone. It was a, it was a, nearly a downtrow though. Bree goes, while the songs were playing, she goes, if anyone from my FM hears these we are toast. We can't show our faces on the streets again.

Lix and Tegan and Fam are listening. It wasn't us. No definitely wasn't us guys we're still cool. Yeah that was Fletch and Vaughan I think. Yeah definitely was those I saw them in the booth. Those Pahlungies. They're so white. That is Brian Clint. Time for birthday banger if I push the right button. This one here. Brian Clint. Here we go birthday banger for a Friday. You call us up you tell us your birthday we tell you the number one song when you turn 16. Rose is gonna go first. Kia ora Rose. Hi Rose. Hi. How's your week been Rose? I'm so looking forward to today. I'm working for the next, finally. Me too. Are you doing much for your weekend? No, not much. Well, depends on the weather hey. Yeah, I hear you on that. So much rain. Hey, what's your date of birth, Rose?

15th October 1988. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2004. And on that exact day in 2004, this was at the top. ["Six In The Pimpin'"] Oh, hell yeah, Rose. Yeah. I'm gonna do that all year. Goodies, not dem goodies. Oh hell yeah Rose. Goodies not dem goodies.

Ciara goodies you like it Rose? Yeah absolutely I love that song. I mean who doesn't? What a throwback. This part. Great music video too. Wait there Rose we're gonna do Mel's birthday banger. G'day Mel.

Hi Mel. Hey how you doing? Good thanks. What are your plans for the weekend Mel? At the moment not too much. I'm just going to get some food and then we'll be back. Wait there Rose we're gonna do Mel's birthday banger. G'day Mel. Hi Mel. Hey how you doing? Good thanks What are your plans for the weekend Mel? At the moment not too much. I do have a quiz night on Saturday so that should be good. Oh yeah me. What's your quiz team name Mel? Oh my gosh, see this is the one I need an idea for. Throw one at me. Ummm... Ummm...

All the ones I've got are rude. Yeah, that was my exact thought as well. I can't say it on the radio. You're going to say the on my... Yeah. What about these are the ones that come up on

the internet. Les... Les... Les Quizerales, Risky Quisness, John Trivia Alter, Agatha, Agatha Quisety. These options, try Check GPT, they'll tell you some good ones. Yeah, they'll have heaps. There's options try check GPT they'll tell you some good ones. Yeah they'll have heaps. What's your date of birth Mel? 13th September 1994. Alright that means Mel you were 16 in 2010. Little bit of quick math Mel, here's your birthday bagger.

Some of Katy Perry's greatest work, Teenage Dream. You clearly like it Mel, you know all the words. Yeah, yeah it's a good one. It's one of her best. Very nostalgic. One of her best. Yeah, it's a good one Mel. Wait there, one more birthday banger for Connor.

G'day Connor. Hi Connor. Hello there. What are you doing for your weekend, Connor? Well, it's raining well and I'm probably staying inside, seeing patriotic support and all blacks. Oh yeah, tomorrow night, the all blacks. Well, that sounds like a bloody good time.

What is your birthday, Connor? My birthday is also the 13th of December, 2005. Okay, that means you were 16 though in 2021, and on the 13th of December, 21, this was at the top. Oh my God, did this Elton John Dua Lipa track come out four years ago? Yeah. That is crazy. What do you reckon Conor, as your birthday banger, do you like it?

I love that song. I love the original song as well. Yeah, the original's good. There's some really good remixes of this Dua Lipa version too. It's a good tune. I think it's a bit of a snooze fest. Oh, do you? I like the original song. I feel like we obviously played this a lot in 2021. I just feel like Elton can do no wrong and Dua Lipa can do no wrong. It's a bit snoozy for me.

Well, it's no Sierra goodies, put it that way. You reckon too, producer Ella? A bit snoozedown, eh? Yeah, I've always hated that song, sorry. OK. Well, I said it's a bit snoozy. Sorry. Sorry, Connor. Nothing on you. But we love Connor. I'm voting for goodies.

I'm voting for goodies. That's a Friday bop. Rose, you're the winner of birthday banger. Well done. Get it in. Get it in, yeah. Get it in, Rose. Woo hoo. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Zayn Eames, Brian Clint. Absolute banger for birthday banger today from the year 2004 for Rose, Sierra and Goodies. Bring back some Sierra. What's she up to in 2025? Not sure. Lil Jon produced that song. Did he?

He's not the rapper on it but he produced the song. Sierra, where is she? Where is she? Okay, keep my fact to myself, okay. Sorry, my Ritalin's wore off an hour ago. You're lucky I'm still here. She currently lives in New York with her family. Oh cool. Music career? She released... She is releasing a new album on August the 22nd. I hope she's teamed up with Lil Jon again.

Was it Lil Jon? Someone else that produced it? Oh my god, you really weren't listening, hey? I rarely actually pay attention to what you're saying. I kind of, in my responses, I guess at what you've said and then just hope for the best. Do you really listen or do you really listen? What'd you say? Ha ha ha ha. Who wants to test their relationship?

On the radio, Clint. Seems risky, but why not? Ella, Claudia, you can't play because you're single. But this is good to remember for the future when you may or may not get another partner. Here's the test, it's very simple. It is asking you the question about your relationship. What is your biggest fear when it comes to your partner?

Oh, okay. Right? And so with this test, there's two answers. And if you answer one thing, it means something. And if you answer another thing, it means something else. Okay. So let's go with the first one. Do we have audio for this Claude? So here comes question number one. Someone on here said that if you're in an insecure relationship, your worst fear is them cheating on you or leaving. So if you're in an insecure relationship your worst fear is them cheating on you or leaving. So if you're in an insecure relationship your worst fear is them leaving you or cheating on you. Right. And here's the other option.

But if you're in a secure relationship your worst fear is them dying. Interesting! Discuss. That was my one, the second one. Discuss. Oh, well it's easier to say now. Yeah, I know, but you didn't ask us first. You didn't give us the chance. I was like, oh, probably my wife dying. What about you, Ella?

This is one of my biggest things. Like death is so scary. Yeah. Because it can happen whenever. Yeah. But also, I don't know, cheating's scary. Not that he would, you know? Oh my god, if I, your partner.

I know, he loves me. Would be the last person I could imagine cheating. Yeah, so I don't think I realistically have to worry about that, thankfully. So I'm gonna go dying. Cheating is not something that you can control. So there's no point being scared about it. But dying, but dying. If they're gonna cheat, they're gonna cheat. It's in them. Cheating is not something that you can control. So there's no being scared about it

If they're gonna cheat they're gonna cheat it's in them dying isn't either Can I offer this yeah You don't want to be in a relationship with a cheater so You'd be really you'd be you'd be lucky to break up with them because... I think what it's meaning at the end of the day it's a good way of reflecting on your relationship if you feel secure in your relationship or not. Do you know what I mean? So if your biggest fear isn't them dying and it's them cheating,

then there's obviously some underlying issues there that you probably need to do some work. Within yourself or within that person as well? Could be both. Yeah. Could be both. What about the people listening right now that are like, guys, you didn't even cover off my biggest fear,

which is my partner finding my secret after-pays. Oh. Or having to do a poo in front of them at a hotel if you're on holiday. That's fine. For some it's their biggest fear. No, if you're worried about that, let it go. You've got your whole life with them. You need to let yourself be. I let that go years ago. You have to. You're gonna get stomach issues. I'm so glad I'm not married to either of you. Until my biggest fear then changed when I was on a boat with my partner's entire family

in Greece and to do a poo, you had to go into the living room of the boat where everyone was and pull the carpet up and open the poo hatch before you did a poo. So everyone knew that you were going to do a poo. That's a bit rough. Yeah. Personal problems, eh?

I reckon I would have got my own boat. I didn't know until it was too late! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, this is honestly the worst case scenario. How can Brie goes for a swim directly after her morning coffee every day? Oh! That's right! Oh, that's right!

Ocean poo! Ocean, ocean, ocean! Ocean poo. Ocean, ocean, ocean. Ocean poo. Woo. Nice. Yeah. Ha ha ha. I feel sweaty.

I think it's the reliving the past trauma. The ZM Podcast Network. Producers, girls, what do you think is a really attractive hobby for a man to have? Ooh, cooking is a good one. Ooh, that's the hottest. It's hot.

If a man can cook, I am on the ground, I'm melted. Take me now. Damn girl, okay. Ella? A cop. Being a cop is not a hobby. It's a job. Sorry, I was distracted.

Yes, a hot job, but a hobby. Hot as hottie. What about? What are you doing in your spare time? A cop? Just doing cop things. Sorry. Hot hobby. Archery. Being smart. Like when they... No, Ella, that's not a hobby so would you say reading reading books is a hobby I mean yes come back to me Claudia came in so good with cooking we were all like, wow, that is a hot hobby. And then she followed it up with archery. Archery's hot.

Nah, that's pretty dumb. If you're a hobbit. Or Katniss. I'm into hobbits too. Oh, Katniss, when she does archery, it's pretty hot. Wait, hobbits don't do archery. Coffee! I googled and got from the internet the list of the hottest hobbies men can have and then the least hot the Least attractive hobbies men can have okay should we do the most attractive hobbies first sure most attractive hobbies reading

Okay, reading books like it's an actual hobby like you like doing it here I'm sure careful though because there'll be a bunch of dudes who start doing what's called performative reading. It's when you go and sit at a cafe with a book and you sit out the front of the cafe so people will see you reading the book. It is smart. Next one, learning a foreign language. Oh fun, yep. Playing a, oh this one for me is good too, playing a musical instrument. Depends on the instrument. Like the French horn.

Nah. Trombone. Band. If you're a band double bass. Something about... The violin. No. That's alright. The oboe. Oh that's a good one. The oboe. The glockenspiel. Oh stop it. Just a guitar. The gazebo. But like, not in a non wanky way. Did you say that they play the gazebo? How do you guitar in a wanky way? Like if you, if you like say, oh, I'd love to, if you don't sing and play guitar to someone, like around a campfire, like they did in the Barbie movie. Like if someone just plays guitar. Okay.

And they're not trying to sing. Gosh, so hard to know. I'm telling you. Are you wanting to get hot trying to sing. Gosh, so hard to know. I'm telling you. Are you wanting to get hot, Clint? Um, no, no, I'm fine. I tried to learn guitar, it's not for me. You weren't good at it.

Can't cook either. Okay, any more? Cooking is the next one on the list. That is on the list for the most attractive hobbies for men to have. Woodworking. Yeah. It is pretty hot.

Yeah. Like even you said, said Ella the other day, I said my brother's hobby is forging knives. It is making knives and you said, oh, that's a bit hot. Yeah, like when they can do something with their hands around the house, like, oh babe, can you fix this please? And then he gets out his toolkit

and then like hammers something. Love's a handyman. Again, not a hobby, but yeah. Oh my gosh. Like if he's making a cabinet, that's a hobby. Yep, cabinet making. Love the handyman. Again, not a hobby but yeah. No. Oh my gosh. Like if he's making a cabinet, that's a hobby. Yep. Cabinet making.

The last one on the list, any like certain athletic activities. Nah. Certain athletic activities. Okay, let's go unattractive hobbies for men to have. Hang on, certain athletic activities is so, so vague. Is running them like a hobby? Discuss. Long jump. What's the? Yeah. But things like a hobby? Disguise. Long jump. What's the...

Yeah. But not competitive long jump, just hobby. Speed bird watching. Oh, I like it. What's the one with the balls? I think shot put. Shot put. Hammer throw.

Hammer throw is so hot. Have you ever seen a man do a hammer throw? Oh, hello. That's really hot. Okay, unattractive hobbies, excessive video gaming. On the top of the list. Yeah. It says here online trolling.

That's not a hobby. That's a dumb hobby. Is that a hobby? That's not a hobby. That's not a hobby. That's a character flaw. Here we go, here we go. Collecting certain items.

Oh no. Coins. Stamps. My brother collects coins. Yeah. He loves it. It's kind of endearing. Gambling. Not a hobby. That shouldn't be a hobby. Is it a hobby? It can be. You know if someone is running a TAB account and they're betting on the 40 every weekend, you know that is a bit of a hobby. Or I must put in there, and I apologise to anyone that's a part of this, but it's not an attractive hobby, being a part of a fantasy league.

I was literally gonna guess that. Not hot. Not hot. It's confusing, it's not even real, is it? In the last, no it's not. The key's in the fantasy bit. And the last one on the list, most unattractive hobbies for men to have, magic tricks.

Oh! I thought, I honestly. I love a good Magic tricks. I honestly thought golf was going to be in there. Yeah, not on the list. Not on the list of hottest or least hot. Just kind of in the middle. It's just golf. It just is. It just is. Yeah, it just kind of exists. Well, it's times like this, I'm glad that I don't have any hobbies. You really have none? No. And then you're safe. I'm safe. You're gymming. I can't I can't ick people out with my hobbies. Have you tried cop? No. Maybe I'll cop this weekend. Taking up cop. Yeah okay. I don't know what went through my brain. I'll try cop and fixing sink. That'll do it.

Nice. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. And that's the end of the show everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. Big weekend of sport this weekend. All blacks, black ferns, Maori all blacks, and no warriors but women's warriors kicks off. Women's warriors on Sunday, so keen.

Yeah, the Warriors men have a bye. Yeah, they do. Yeah. Yeah, big, big weekend of sport. I love a big weekend of sport. Fills out my calendar with something to do. I love a big weekend on the couch. Yeah, watching sport.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a great weekend, everybody. Bree will catch you back next week. I'm taking a week of the school holidays off. And I'll be here. I'll see you then on Monday. Bye guys. Bye! Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.