ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th June 2025

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

Gaydar - the bedtime edition.  Kid or Kidding.  A new level of laziness has been unlocked.  Bree tests how good the team are at spelling.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint. The Double Down is back. Try it in the all new Korean mayo or cheesy hash. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio.

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Nah, you can say me if you want. You can say me. You can say me, but only if. Oh yeah, not allowed to say Bree. You can say- Nah, you can say me if you want. You can say me. You can say me, but only if you mean it. Yeah, same. Same. Oh no, no, no, you can say me, but only if you're joking. Also same. Yeah. If you mean it, don't send her. Yeah.

All texts will remain private and anonymous. All right. What's on the show today, hey? We will be opening the International ATM at 4 o'clock. We gave away over $700 yesterday. I know that was a big one wasn't it? Does that mean that our management suck in the budget today? Do we blow the budget yesterday and today's going to be a bit smaller? I don't know if that's how it works.

I hope not. Claudia's got the numbers. What say you Claudia? If yesterday was a 10 out of 10 on generosity, what's today? Let's just say the lowest is quite low, but the highest is still quite high. Okay, that's good then. That's good news. How low is the lowest? $55.

Oh, not as bad as that $12 we had that time. Still not nothing. Okay, International ATM on ZM at four o'clock this afternoon. You're activated at five to four, but first round of Trady vs Lady. 50 bucks up for grabs for Trady vs Lady. In the glory, if you wanna play, give us a call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM.

Play ZM's Brian Clint. We asked you before who has the most annoying laugh in radio. This text wins the prize they said I only listen to ZM and none of you have an annoying laugh. Find that person a prize. Find that person a prize. Make them text texture of the week. Get him a prize. It's Trady vs Lady. Speaking of prizes we've got one up for grabs for Trady vs Lady! 3, 2, 1, let's go!

Speaking of prizes, we've got one up for grabs for Trady vs Lady. $50 to be exact. The Trady's on $38, the Lady's on $43. Our Lady is joining us from Auckland today. She's $36 and she picks her son up early from school just so they can listen to Trady vs Lady. Stop it! Welcome to the game, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hello. And what's your son's name is he with you? Kayden he is yes. Hi Kayden. Hi Kayden. Hang on he can't hear you he's inside so there's no

feedback on the radio. Oh no you're a pro. Yeah you are a pro Amy. Anyway shout out Kayden. Amy you will be taking on our Trady from Christchurch today, the 27, and they are a tradie verse lady veteran. Welcome to the show Olly. Hi Olly. Hello. When you say veteran have you played before, have you won, have you lost? I've played three times and won three times. Whoa. What does that do for your confidence Amy? Don't listen to him Amy. That's okay. I've played once and lost. I like it Amy, put him into a false sense of security, that's what we want. Two different experiences. Here we go, first team, first person to get to three correct answers will win $50. Amy your buzzer is lady, Olly your tradie, but you guys know that, let's get into the game. Here we go guys, question number one, name the kiwi athlete that has won four olympic medals across five olympic games in shop put yes amy valerie adams valerie adams dane valerie adams well done you're on the board with one

question number two where on the body would you find the patella body would you find the patella? Trady. Ollie? Is that your knee? It is your knee slash knee cap. We are one apiece in this game. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Ollie? Harry Styles. It is Harry Styles. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Basketballer Michael Jordan is most famous for playing for which NBA team? Ollie? Ollie? Is that the Bulls? It is the Bulls and that's the wins.

Four from four! He can't be stopped! We had a conversation the other day about doing a tradie vs. lady all-star team and trying to find the most awarded tradie or lady. If there's anyone listening on the tradie side who has won more than four times, we need you to text us because at the moment it's you, Olly. You're the ultimate tradie. Okay. Yeah.

Amy, tough luck, but good to have you on the show. Thanks for calling call back anytime. You and Kayden, you're always welcome. Thank you. See you guys. The Tradys needed that victory. They're on 39. The ladies are on 43 for the year. We suggested that Olly might be our highest ranked tradie of all time. We got lots of texts coming through. There's a tradie here who's won seven times and apparently we had a tradie on the other week who said they'd won 15 times. 15? I don't remember that one. I don't remember the 15 one. I'll take the 7 from Josh and Hamilton. And what about the ladies? So yeah, then we need to find

our most highly ranked lady as well. Where's the ultimate lady player? We'll endeavour to do that. That's you, isn't it? Yeah. That's what's on my LinkedIn. Isn't that your Tinder bio? Yeah, but I had to hang up the boots on that. Hey, I wanted to bring back something. I created a game when you were away. Well, how long ago was this Claude? It was in April. Oh, so it was a fair while ago. You were, I think, I can't remember where you were, you were doing some things, but you weren't doing the show. Probably charity work.

Yeah, yeah, you were hard into, yeah. I think I was digging Wells. Yeah, anyway, it's not about me. Yeah. So anyway, I came up with this game and I think one of the listeners actually gave it a really fun name and it was Kid or Kidding. And essentially the game is centered around people call us up. Yeah. And they can either be a real kid or they can be an adult pretending to be a kid. Right? And so we just have to guess based on a couple of questions we can ask them a few questions and then we guess if they're a kid or they're kidding. Yeah I like the idea. Okay. So the real or fake accent game except you've got to pretend to be a kid. Yeah. We've got some examples don't we Claude of how the game went the first time we played. Do you want to hear him?

Mm-hmm. Okay. Hello. How old are you Sophie? Twenty-five. Do you do a trade? Hudson, I feel like you're a tradie. Yeah, I'm a builder. What's your favourite alcoholic beverage?

Wine. I love it. It was a hard game. So those are kids pretending to be adults. Who's to say? Who is to say? I mean, but I think we need round two. What do you think? I'm so keen. 0800 DIAL ZM, you can either be a real kid or you can be an adult pretending to be a kid. We'll take both. We need an array. If you wanna play kid. Or a kid pretending to be an adult.

Or that too. Yeah, you can be a kid pretending to be an adult. Yeah, kid or kidding, we'll take your calls and we'll play the second round next. Zed is Bre and Clint. On Zed in Bre and Clint. Bre or Clint? Either or.

You choose. Which one ever you want more. One or the other. Depends on the mood. We can only afford one. Hey, it is time for the second instalment of Kid or Kidding. A simple game where you call us up. You can either be a kid pretending to be an adult,

an adult pretending to be a kid, or a kid pretending to be a kid. Or an adult adulting. Or an adult adulting, we don't know. It's our job to figure out what you are. Exactly right. And Maddie is gonna go first. Hi Maddie.

Hi Maddie. Hi. First we need to start off with how old are you Maddie? Good first question, I like that. I'm 31. You're 31 are you Maddie? 31, okay. And what kind of job do you have Maddie, the 31 year old?

I'm a barista. You're a barista? You're a barista. And have you been doing that a long time Maddie? Um, about five years. Are you the kind of barista who makes coffee? Or are you the kind of barista who gets people out of jail? The one who makes coffee.

The coffee one. The coffee one's silly. Um... I don't need to ask any more questions. I know for sure. That's definitely an adult. I think it's 100% an adult. Maddie? No doubt about it. Maddie are you actually 31? Wait, how old are you?

I'm 10. Oh you tricked us Maddie! Must have been the dodgy phone line. We won't fall for it again. No way. Who's up next? Grayson, hi. Hi. Hi Grayson, how old are you? I'm 25. 25? Okay, and... Who'd you vote for in the most recent election, Grayson? Um... National. National, yeah right, you sounded like a national voter.

You're a 25 year old national voter, interesting. And Grayson, what would you say, where's the best bar you've ever been to? Like, or nightclub? The Helcombe Pub. Oh yeah. The local pub. Do you say you just like the local pub?

Yeah. That is good stuff. That's where all the 25 year olds are hanging out. And do you own a house? Do you have a mortgage? A farm. He's got a farm. You got a farm?

God, you're doing well. That's it, Grayson's a 25 year old man. He's a 25 year old farmer. No wonder he votes national, he's a farmer. Yep, no wonder. Grayson, are you a 25 year old farmer? No. Oh.

You're not. How old are you Grayson? How did we fall for that? I'm 12. You're 12. Oh, he got us, didn't he? He got us good. We won't be got again. Samara, the buck stops here.

Welcome to the show. Hi Samara. Hello. Hello. How old are you Samara? the buck stops here. Welcome to the show. Hello. Hello. How old are you Samara? I'm 22. You're 22. Oh okay.

Samara, did you go to university and if you did what did you study? No. No, it didn't go. Nah, stuff that for a joke. Waste of time I always say Samara. What did you do when you left school instead of university Samara? I um, I worked at Kmart. Yeah nice, nice. We love Kmart. Hey Samara, who's your favourite singer at the moment? Who are you liking?

Um, I'd say Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. Yeah, good choice. How old were you again, Samara? 22. Did you go to Rhythm and Vines? No. No.

What did you do for New Year's? I just stayed and had like lunch, dinner with the family. You just had lunch. And dinner. And dinner with a family. But you just... You just had lunch. And dinner. And dinner with a family. For New Year's Eve. Nice, Samara. Hey, that's, that's wholesome, Samara. That's what all 22-year-olds are doing, so we believe you are 22 years old.

Are we wrong, Samara? Yeah. Oh. Wait, how old are you, Samara? Seventeen. Seventeen! No wonder you weren't at Rhythm and Vine. Got us good, Samara? 17. 17! No wonder you weren't at Rhythm and Vines. Got us good Samara. That one was actually... How does lunch and dinner with the family sound on New Year's Eve?

That sounds lovely to be honest. We've got one more shot at this. This is the one. Scarlett. Hi Scarlett. Hi guys. You'll tell us the truth won't you? Um, maybe? Oh sure, it's a good start from Scarlett. Scarlett, are you an adult, a kid? How old are you? I'm twenty-three. Twenty-six. Have you got your driver's licence, Scarlett? Yes, I do.

What sort of car have you got? I've got a Range Rover. Do you? Fancy. Are you dating anyone, Scarlett? Not at the moment, no. Not at the moment, fair. Not at the moment, fair. Have you recently got out of a long term relationship? Um, no.

No? Just... I like that vibe Scarlett. She's missing in herself. What's your favourite movie? Um... Probably at the moment Legally Blonde. Legally Blonde, yeah. That's so weird, I literally was going to say the same thing.

I was like, I bet it's legally blonde. Have you got health insurance, Scarlett? She's 26. Yeah, I do. Of course she does. She's 26. Oh, that's giving it away for me. No one at 26 has health insurance.

No, I think she's a switched on 26 year old. I believe Scarlett, she wouldn't lie to us. What do you do for work Scarlett? Um, I'm a trainee surgeon. Pfft. Oh my god, this could be true. A trainee surgeon, of course she drives a Range Rover. Yeah, of course she does.

We're all trainee surgeons. Oh, Scarlett's thrown me, I'm not gonna lie. I love the idea of a trainee surgeon where they're like, it's gonna get the apprentice to do this one. Step on in. You can do the heart surgery. Scarlett you're definitely a 26 year old trainee surgeon I believe you. Yeah I believe you too. Are we right? No I'm 12. You're 12? How old are you? Yeah I'm 12. Did you say you're 12? Scarlett, can I say, I reckon best kid or kidding of the day, well done, Scarlett. Yeah.

That's impressive too. You really sold it to us. Because Brianna didn't get our first Range Rovers until 14, so. Yeah. Very well done, Scarlett. Oh well, we got done like a dinner. Absolutely done like a dinner. I had fun though.

Me too. I'm a trainee surgeon was my favourite. I'm a trainee surgeon. I'm an apprentice surgeon. Got my training wheels on. That was very fun. Zayn Ames, Brian Clint. Time for the tea.

This is the tea. We have been hanging out for this to find out who is going to host the special edition of the chase New Zealand. It's going to be across four episodes, so it's not an actual full season, but hey, we'll take it. Surely they're just testing the water to go, could we do a full blown New Zealand chase? Yes, absolutely they are. It'll be the same format with

contestants facing off against the chaser and we now know who is gonna host it. The New Zealand chase will be hosted by broadcaster Paul Henry. Great choice. He recently hosted the Traders New Zealand and also obviously hosted Breakfast for many, many years. He doesn't do much anymore though. He's very picky about the jobs that he does do. Spends most of his time at a nudist colony. So for him to put his clothes back on and to come back to TV, it has to be a project that he believes in, right?

Obviously put a big amount of money on the table. To put Paul's Henry away takes a big job. He's Paul Henry talking about being the host of money on the table. To put Paul's Henry away. Yeah. Takes a big job. He's Paul Henry talking about being the host of The Chase this morning. You're gonna be on The Chase. What does that mean to you? It is an enormous franchise,

and it's very easy for someone like me, because I'm very old, Chris, to say no to things. But when you're offered something like The Chase, which is the biggest game show franchise in the world, then you don't say no, you say yes. I mean, he's not wrong. You know, The Chase is one of the most successful, longest running game shows on UK TV history. If he does a great job and everyone goes, oh, we've got to have a New Zealand

version of The Chase. Can Paul Henry really be asked coming out of retirement? Well, he's not retired, but you know what I mean? I'd say so. I reckon he would. By the sounds of him talking there, I reckon he would come out of retirement for that. They're gonna film it in Sydney on the set of The Chase Australia.

We still don't know if we get Australian chases or UK chases. Yeah, or maybe a mix. Or some brand new New Zealand chases. Or that too. Who knows? Anyway, time will tell. We're very excited to see the special edition

of the Chase New Zealand. Isn't your dad going on it, Claudia? He tried, but they never got back to him. Oh. It would have been perfect. Should we call your dad and pretend that we're from the Chase New Zealand? Oh, it's so mean.

He's so excited about it. But we'll test him with some questions on the spot. We'll say Paul's standing by. Paul's standing by. Let's cross to Paul now. And then we'll make the questions super hard so that he's not disappointed. I feel like he might still get them though. Really? Yeah, he's good. He's really good. That's the tea. Brian Clint, we're back after this with your chance to win. Are we doing international ATM?

We sure are. Well, imagine that the activator just played bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, international ATM. Call now, Bre and Clint, ZM. Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh. ZM's Bre and Clint podcast. I saw this post today that said, tell me the thing that keeps your relationship alive. I't want to hear oh date night give me the big things we should ask Claudia

okay why why Claudia my relationships are dead oh that's right forgot to water it's rude thanks Claudia needs this advice more than anyone. Sorry, sorry. It's a bit late, but Claudia, this is... Should have asked anyone other than her on the show. By the way, our DMs are still open if you want to date Claudia. Yeah, always open. Always open, guys. Or just text through a 9690.

It's not an automatic date, we'll vet you. Yes, obviously not everyone can date Claudia. Anyway, do you guys want this relationship advice? No, thanks. No, not you, Claudia. See, do you guys want this relationship advice? Yeah, go on. No, not you Claudia. But Ellie, Ellie, you're newly married. You're literally in the honeymoon stage. You might think it's all bloody sunshine and rainbows,

but you could do with this advice. Oh heck yeah, anything. Hey. Could be good for you too. Always good to be open to advice. No, keen. Okay, here were the top results from people in long-term relationships

about what works for them. Someone said, well this is good for people with kids, it said we like to roast our children together daily. What in front of them? I don't think in front of them. Just like behind the scenes. I reckon occasionally in front of them to keep them humble but not always in front of them. That does sound fun. Can't bully your own kids. Someone said these are them to keep them humble, but not always in front of them. That does sound fun. You can't bully your own kids. Someone said, these are tips to keep your relationship alive. Someone said, I get my partner to understand my phases and cycles.

It's an absolute game changer. Oh yeah, I could see how that would be good. I do feel like that would be a bit of a relationship cheat code. And then you can like put certain days in your calendar that you know that coincide obviously with your partner's cycle where you can be like okay on this day yeah the best thing I can do wide berth bring her chocolate on this day stay out of the house. Things that keep a relationship alive someone wrote I like to make him at least a little bit scared of me.

Oh yeah. I can see that in some relationships. Like a fear of God situation. Like a don't mess with me. I love her but I know what she's capable of. But she is the boss. Someone said, easy we're getting a divorce. Hope this helps. Okay. No.

It doesn't help. You're a quitter. That's quitters chat right there. Someone said we have one thing in common in our relationship. We are both obsessed with me. That's good. Good to have one thing in common. A lot of people on this thread were posting the secret to keeping their relationship alive was to bring Jesus into the relationship. But I'm not keen on the trouble. Yeah, bringing in a third member I think complicates the relationship. You've got to get a bigger bed. You know? And then like, do you all sleep in the same bed every night? And what if Jesus is into some freaky shit that you're not into?

You know, it's gonna change the whole dynamic of the relationship, so no. Keep Jesus out of my marriage, please. Someone said, sleep in separate rooms is the key to a healthy relationship. A lot of people do that these days. They said, I assume this is a woman who posted this. She wrote, it's just him, his farts,

and whatever other disgusting habits he has in that room and you know what I reckon he feels the same I reckon he's like it's just me my farts, beer cans, yeah Nintendo 64 and law and order, cops, secret to a healthy relationship according to this post. I like to flip my husband off when he's not looking and then I go about my own day feeling better. So good. That's a good one. So good. I do that to you. Do you?

Yeah. When you're not looking. Does it help? Yeah. Like, like look at the producers. Like it's normally when you're like distracted so you're looking at the producers. Did they do the... Oh. Both of them were flipping me off. Makes me feel better.

What about you producers? I was flipped off in stereo. Yeah, I feel great actually. Yeah, I can see that. Okay, well that's good. And this is the last bit of advice I've got from this post. Relationship advice to keep the relationship alive. They said, we like to fight with gloves on once a month

That's a great idea. Yeah, big pillow. That's a fantastic idea. Yeah Get all get all the anger out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's no headshots Surely. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah Yeah, that's what I was thinking that we can go to the people this afternoon and ask for their best relationship advice. The secret to keeping your relationship alive. What is it for you guys? Yeah, what is, it could be the most simple thing ever. Like, you know, something you do together that no one else knows about.

I do like the roasting the kids one. Roasting the kids is good. Yep. Prank calling each other's parents. That's fun. I like that. To say their son or daughter is in hospital. That's not funny. Oh $100 ZM or text them to 9696. What is the best relationship advice you can give the nation this afternoon? Having a safe word. And if you say it, you both call in sick. The ZM Podcast Network. We've asked you for your best relationship advice.

The stuff that keeps your relationship on track. And it's not the super serious stuff, you know? Some of the best stuff is what we read out before. Like make sure that he is a little bit scared of you. You know? Yep. That power dynamic and balance. I like this one. Never

underestimate the power of a butt grab in passing. Mmm. Little, mmm. Here and there. Little grab of the tush. Do you and your partner indulge in a little butt grab here and there? Yeah, sometimes here and there. While you're out in the garden? Little smack of the tush. Yeah, why not? That's right, and you go, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Giddy up pony. So we want to know yours and Chloe is here. Hi Chloe. Hi Chloe. Hey how are ya? We're good. What is it? What's the secret to keeping your relationship going? So I've got a few little secrets. One of mine is to forget to pull the meat out of the freezer. Wait is that a euphemism? Is that a euphemism? Wait, what? Sorry?

Oh no, you mean actually get the meat out of the freezer? No, like forget to. Why? So when it comes to dinner time, you can be like, oh, do you feel like a takeaway? That way, there's no mess, no argument about who's doing the cleaning. It just makes life so much more simple.

So trick them into getting a takeaway. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. That's the way to do it. I like okay. That's the way to do it. I like it. That's the way to do it. And another one is to always buy two of each thing. So, you know, if you've got a little special shampoo,

you gotta get your partner one too, so they don't use yours. You've got a yummy drink in the fridge. You gotta get them one too, so they don't drink. Smart. So there's no fights over anything. Yes, exactly. Mm, smart. Oh my God.

Isn't it simple? This is the same advice for people with children as well. Just get two so there's no fighting. Exactly. I like it Chloe, appreciate it. Thanks Chloe. God I did not know where she was going with that pulling the meat out of the freezer thing. Yeah, I thought that was definitely euphemism. Someone said the key to a good relationship is complain about what someone else's husband does but it's actually something that he does just so you can see how he reacts.

Oh, that's so good. That's passive aggressive. No, I love it. No, it doesn't mean it's wrong but that is passive aggressive. It's smart. It's smart. And then maybe sometimes if he's smart enough he'll go, oh, I see what's going on here. Oh, I can't believe he'd do that. Runs outside most the lawn. If we want to go more simple, this one says, as a wife, I just flash my boobs, easy.

Hell yeah. Yeah, the old quick flash is always a good time. Yep, yep. Tessa's here, hi Tessa. Hi Tessa. Yeah, how are you? Good, thank you. What's the simple thing for a good relationship?

Happy relationship. We like to be silly. Good, thank you. What's the simple thing for a good relationship? We like to be silly. So what I mean by that is like if somebody's left making the bed and the other one's going to work, the other one will arrange the pillows in some sort of showcase of funniness so that when they come home they see this monstrosity or this architectural build of pillows. Or if we get like a random sock left in our house by a guest or somebody leaves a piece of rubbish or a popsicle stick out between us, we'll then proceed to hide it amongst their things.

So when they go to work, it'll be in their lunchbox or in their boot or in their sock or in their pocket. And then you'll just discover it, buy yourself and you have a chuckle. I like this. This sounds like a fun relationship. It does sound fun. However, I do feel like if my wife asked me to like, say she had to get had a busy day, she says, hey, can you put the sheets in the washing machine, please? And she comes home and I've hung the

sheets up around the lounge like a fort. Like I don't know that... Yeah, that's fun. Is it? Yeah, that's a good talk. My man is winning. And you've got kids, they'll love it as well. Thanks, Tessa. We love it. Someone said, know, that's a good talk. And you've got kids, they'll love it as well. Thanks Tisa, we love it. Someone said know each other's love languages. That's a game changer. Okay, that's a serious one. Someone else said fart in front of each other. I'm

all about that. That is the key to a good relationship in my eyes because I just I wouldn't survive. I actually would not survive if I didn't. No, you'd spontaneously come back. I would. So there's love language and there's fart language. Yeah, would not survive if I didn't. No, you'd spontaneously. I would. So there's love language and there's fart language. Yeah. I think it's all in one. The key to our relationship is that he is not allowed to do the weekly grocery shop with me. If he comes, I guarantee we will bicker the whole time and it's always twice as expensive when he's there.

But you figured out what works for you guys. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Here's another roasting the kids. Hubby and I roast our kids to their faces then the kids 11 and 9 roast us back. Keeps relationship and family together and happy. I love it. Yeah. Yeah good. I love that one too. I do wonder when it goes too far like every now and then it would go too far. 100% it's a risk. The 9 and 11 year olds make dad cry. And then this is nice someone says always respond to their prompts if they say hey look at this rock just look at the damn rock. That is that theory of where you ask

your partner to make you a cup of tea. Yeah. And have you heard that theory? No. So it's as simple as you say, or can you make me a cup of tea or a cup of coffee? And if their response is, of course I can, I can make you a cup of tea. That means your relationship is healthy. Whereas if you say, can you make me a cup of tea? And if they say, why can't you bloody do it? I think then I mean, there's issues. I don't think my wife would respond with either of those. I think if I said, hey, can you make me a cup of tea? She'd pause and she'd go,

why? What are you- Yeah, exactly right. And then you go, oh, I just, I love it when you make it. I like the way you make it. Yeah. Try it, see it.

See how it goes at home. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down, punk. Here we go. Google Down time. If you haven't heard this game before,

it's where I put all three members of the Bree and Clint show head-to-head in a game of Googling. Who is the fastest Googler? That is the name of the game and if you text through either Clint, Claudia or Ella you could win yourself some KFC. I've put these questions into Google guys. First person to yell out the correct answer will get a point. First to three takes home the win. Are we ready? Are we set? Set. Set. Go. OK, here we go. Good to go. Question number one.

How long are cheaters pregnant for? 90 to 98 days. No! 95 days. Claudia's on the money. I would have also accepted 95, because that is right in the middle of 90 and 98. But Claudia on the money, on the board with one point. Question number two. Cougars, 91 days.

Nice. The animal? Huh? Good on the cougars. Question number two. How many Grammys has Lord won? Two. Is that a guess? Two. Damn Clint. Two was the right guess. It is two. One for the first album, one for the second album. Question number three.

Oh, jam. Are we ready? Yeah. In what year did Pompeii erupt? 79 AD. Damn, I was right on your heels there. I went to Pompeii once. Was Bastille there?

Not that day, the day before. 79 AD. Is that where the Mount Vesuvius? The volcano erupted. Over all the people. Yes, Mount Vesuvius. Oh my goodness. Yeah, Pompeii was buried.

Vesuvius erupted, didn't it? Yes. Yeah. Sheesh. Sheesh. Here we go, question number four. How much money did Finding Nemo make at the box office? $940.3 million.

I mean, she can't. What is she doing? She can't. What is she doing? Are you kidding me? That's wild. I'm just on today, guys. That was fantastic. Thank you. Which means Rachel.

Is that it? That's it. It's all done. And Rachel, you bet Claudia. So you win the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. Thank you, Claudia. No problem. Thanks, Rachel. Well done. That was quick.'m so excited. Thank you Claudia. No problem, thanks Rachel. Well done.

That was quick. Rachel's nice. Look at Claudia, she's like oh that was easy. I've been really nice to you today. You have, you've been lovely. That was a good win. It's got nothing to do with that. It's got nothing to do with whether I've been nice to you or not. That was unbelievable how fast you were today. That was quite the showing from Claudia today. And I won't tell you how I did it because you'll do it next week. What the heck are you doing? No, just my strategies of what I type in. You've got tips. Oh, OK.

Yeah, I feel like that is the strategy. You need to get locked down. How far off a game of chat GPT down do you think we are? Oh, yeah. Mmm, it's a great question. We'll talk about that. OK. It's ZM question. Special edition. We'll talk about that. Okay.

It's ZM's Brain Clean podcast. There's a new app that lets you fake your fitness information on apps like Strava and the Nike running app and things like that. So you can pretend that you are more fitzbo than you actually are. Right. Apps called Fake My Run. I like this. Fake My Run. I like this, Fake My Run.

And it lets you share fake workout data on social media. So you can put up a screenshot of you all sweaty with data showing the splits of your pre-work 10K that you smashed out. But actually, you're still in bed and the sweaty photo was from the last time you had to run 150 meters to get the bus you know it doesn't matter it doesn't care it doesn't know it just gives you those thumbnails that everybody else is

posting so you can put them up even better I'll ask chat GPT to create a sweaty looking run photo of me all right okay yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. And then I can just have all the photos I need to go with my fake workout results. Well then why stop there? Why not get chat GPT to make photos of you where you are ripped and then use those on your social media as well. And get it to make, why not get chat GPT to make you like a degree from a prestigious university that you can use in your next CV, get chat GPT to make the CV as well. Oh the world is going to blow soon.

Where do we stop? You know? In all seriousness though. Can I just ask though, can I just ask before we continue, who here has a degree? No, not me. No, you got close. I got close. I got one.

I got one. You guys, have you ever, in your whole life, have you ever been asked at a job interview, can you show me that degree? Can you prove it? No. No. Neither. No. Neither. Neither.

Clint wouldn't know. He doesn't get job interviews. I don't... He gets given jobs. He gets thrown jobs out. Yeah. Hashtag blessed. There was a story, and we joke, but there was a story in New Zealand this year about a guy who was pretending to be a doctor and they didn't check and he said he was a doctor and they're like cool you can work at this GP clinic and he was doctoring with no doctor qualifications. That's scary. That is terrifying. So you're right, a lot of these jobs that we have no one's going to check. No one checks. But then there are some jobs where they absolutely should check.

Yes I agree. What are the jobs where they should absolutely check? Doctors at the top. Doctors, structural engineers, pilots. Oh so true. Anything where people's life is at risk, which is not the case with broadcasting. No. You know? A scientist. It's crazy that you can even get a degree in broadcasting because most of the stuff we're making up.

Yeah, it's a degree in talking. Yeah. Although I didn't get a degree in broadcasting. Neither did I. Why am I here? My degree's in something else. You got a degree in physiotherapy or something? No, I started that and then got bored of that.

I have a degree in journalism and a degree in public relations. Yeah, buzzy. Which I've never used. You could work at News Talk ZB with those though. I technically could, yes. You are kind of future-proofed. I would be the worst journalist to ever step foot, but I could technically.

Yeah you could. Anyway back to Fake My Run. If you want, if you want, you can. Again, no one's checking. No one's checking it. Not a single person who posts their Strava. No one's going, hey, hey hey can you verify this for me? Can you, I'm not sure if you did actually do this. But what's at the core of why you would want to? Great question. An alibi, that's a good one. An alibi. To impress people, you think it's gonna impress people but in actual fact no one gives a crap. No. Dating. Dating. Maybe you want to appear like you love running because the person you're interested in loves running. But then you get yourself into the same situation that you were in with the guy who was the

surfer and you pretended that you liked surfing. That wasn't my fault though because I started dating him in winter time and so I said I was a really good surfer, and I thought, this is never gonna stand the test of time, and then we dated until summer, and then I had to come clean, and then we broke up. Yeah, so, do what you want with it. The X-Cord fake my run. Play ZM's Bri and Clint. Alex Warren on ZM, that's the song Bri and I will sing

for Fridayoke this Friday. Last week, Lady Gaga, this week Alex Warren. Can't wait. Opposite ends of the singing spectrum you'd have to say. No, I feel like that's really in our wheelhouse. Strip in for that. Speaking of spectrum... Brie and Blen's Gay Dark.

Let's rock. The sexuality spectrum. Where we endeavour to guess whether you're a part of the queer community or not. It's called Gaydar and we use a blunt instrument, we just say straight or gay. Gay goes for, gay is a coverall term on this segment. On this segment. And we do have one spare spot available if you would like to be our final contestant this afternoon. Claudia's standing by on 0800 dial ZM.

But let's go with who we have currently and Matthew is standing by to go under the gator. Hi Matthew. Hi Matthew. Hello. We have one question for you Matthew and from there we believe go to bed at 8.30. Damn. 8.30, that's early. Damn. I... I reckon Matthew's going to bed at 8.30

because he's getting up early to go to the gym. Hmm? Because he's... Get buff. Because he looks after himself. Yeah. And you know who looks after themselves? Yeah. Gay men. So I'm going to say he's... Get buff. Because he looks after himself. And you know who looks after themselves? Gay men. So I'm going to say he's gay.

He's getting buff for the boys? Yeah. I agree. Matthew, are you gay? Yeah, you'd be correct there. Yeah! And was I on the money, Matthew? Are you going to bed early because you get up to go to the gym?

No, I get up to go to work at 6am in the morning. What do you do for work? Yeah. I work in an aluminium factory. Wow, that's so early. Do you finish early? I finish at 3 in the afternoon. Jeez.

Justin time to listen to the Brewer and Clint show. Thank you, Matthew. We are one from one. Let's go to Helen on 0800. Hi Helen. Hi Helen. Hello. Same question for you Helen. What's your bedtime?

9. 9pm. 9pm? Quite early as well. Is Helen getting up early to go to the gym? Helen sounds buff. Does she? Like she sounds ripped. Yeah. Yeah Helen's got a strong back. Yeah. Helen's got a strong back. Oh, there's very little to go off here. Very little. Pretty much nothing.

And Helen's not giving us anything. She's like, yeah, you guys, do you want to play gator? How about you really play? I think Helen is straight. I think Helen's gay. Helen? Helen? Helen? Freeze right.

Come on Helen, let's go! You beautiful buff individual. Georgia's here to play gaydar. Hi Georgia. Hi Georgia. Hi. We're 100% gay this afternoon. But does that continue with you?

Same question for you, Georgia. We only have one question in Gator now. What time do you go to bed? Oh, it really depends on what shift I'm on. OK, what do you... Oh, we can't ask. We can't ask. She gave us a little bit, though.

She's a ship worker. It screams nurse to me. But that doesn't give us anything little bit though. Shift worker. It screams nurse to me. But that doesn't give us anything either. No, it gives us nothing. Okay, so it depends on the shift you're working. But if you're not working, this is still within the realm. If you're not working an early shift, what time would you go to bed, Georgia?

Like 11 or 12 on the night out. What time are you going to bed tonight? What time will I go to bed, Georgia? Oh, like 11 or 12, I'm a night owl. What time you go to bed tonight? What time will I go to bed tonight? Yeah. Or probably 11. Georgia's straight. Georgia is, like her voice is quite hot to me. And I'm feeling things, so I'm gonna say Georgia's gay.

Georgia? I am gay. No, I knew it! Oh my god! You're on a hater. You're on an absolute- I'm an absolute hater. Thank you, Georgia.

Thanks, Georgia. You're three from three. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi. Ooh, okay, another hot voice from Lauren. Lauren.

What time do you go to bed? Probably about 10, but then I tend to do scrolls. Okay. So what time do you go to sleep? Mmm, 11. Yep. She's not giving us much. No. And on purpose I feel.

She's like, you don't have to earn it. I feel like it's a gay day. And I think Lauren is gay. I'm going gay for Lauren as well. Lauren? Drake. Still has a hot voice though. You sure Lauren?

You're not like curious or anything? No, married, two kids. No! Never say never. Thanks Lauren. You can still go out with 80% if we get Ryan correct. Hi Ryan. Hi Ryan.

Hi guys, how are you? Good thank you mate. Ryan, what time do you go to bed? Like 10, 10.30. 10, 10.30? Oh man. Oh I'm... About 10, 10.30. Oh man. About 10, 10.30.

Do you watch any TV before you go to bed? Yeah. You're clutching at straws there, that's not really loud. I just want to hear a bit more of his vibe, a bit more of his voice. He's straight. Ryan, you straight? Yeah mate, yeah. Yeah, we got him.

Good to end on a high. 80% for you this week. Yeah, not a bad week for me. What. Ryan, you straight? Yeah, mate, yeah. Yeah, we got him. Oh! Good to end on a high. 80% for you this week. Yeah, not a bad week for me. What sort of straight TV shows you watching in bed there, Ryan? A lot of sport.

Yeah, a lot of rowing. Yeah, yeah, nice. And Axe Hunters. That's not a show, is it? That's not a show. Nah, it's not a show. Could be, though. That, thanks. That was fun. That was fun.

Thanks for gaydarring with us everybody. I had a good time. Thank you everyone. I'm Bri and Clint. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Time for a birthday banger. Bri and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Right, let's do your birthday bangers. Number one song is when you turn 16 and we're going to play our favourite one. First up, A.A. Ron. Welcome to the show. My birthday's a birthday banger. Alright, let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16 and we're gonna play our favourite one. First up, A A Ron. Welcome to the show. G'day, Azza.

Hey, how's it going? Hey, I was literally watching that sketch last night on YouTube, I bet you're not. It's timeless, hey. Watching what? The A A Ron sketch. It's Key and Peele? Key and Peele, yeah, you're dumb as the bee, A-Ron!

Yeah. Well you do it very well Aaron. Hey mate, what is your birthday? 23rd of March 1994. Right, that means you were 16 in 2010. We've done the calculations and here's your birthday banger. Not bad, aye aye Ron. Gaga, Beyonce combined. The late Gaga. There's a strong rumour of Telephone part 2. Yeah, Gaga has said there is a part 2 coming at some point. Her and Beyonce again, yeah.

Do you like it? Is it a bit of you? Yeah, no not bad at all,ings back some memories from high school. Yeah, bit of a bop. Okay, that's the whole idea. So wait there, let's do Brooke's birthday banger. Hi Brooke. Hi Brooke.

Hi guys, how are ya? Good, thank you mate. What have you been doing today? Oh, I'm a high school teacher. I'm just getting home now from work. And were they well behaved today, Brooke? Yeah, well funny we were doing birthday banging because actually they were trying to guess my age today

and they were well off. It's a horrible game to play with high school kids. I was going to say, did they overestimate your age? Yeah, or underestimate. Yeah they did. No, over. And I thought I was looking pretty youthful, but obviously not. That's rude of them.

How old are you if you don't mind us asking Brooke? I'm 31 but they thought I was like 40. Yeah. A 31 year old to a high school student you might as well be 50. I take that as a hate crime towards you that I will not stand for it. I know. I might have to show a couple of intentionsentions. I think so Brooke, weekend ones I think. Hey mate, what is your birthday exactly? 25th of January 1994. Alright that means you were 16 in 2010 and on the 25th of Jan 2010 this was number one. Somewhere in the ocean holding all the truth about us Original Stan Walker black box, his Australian Idol song Hey miss, did you know Cleopatra?

Were you around when the pyramids were built? What do you reckon Brooke? Oh me! Yeah You like Stan Walker? That's what I thought I was Yeah, love a bit of Stan Walker Yeah, who doesn't?

It's a great one Chris Bishop doesn't of Stan Walker. Yeah, who doesn't? It's a great one. Chris Bishop doesn't like Stan Walker apparently. Let's do Broner's birthday banger. Hi Broner. Hi Broner. Hi guys. What have you been doing today mate? Oh just a bit of admin and appointments and stuff. I've got four children so I always like to do it in the background.

And you've got a birthday coming up this week Broner. I do. I do. I'll tell you what, I'm escaping them for the weekend. So that's my birthday. Hell yeah. That's the gift you have given yourself. I hear you, Brona. I hear you, mate. Hey, what is your exact birthday? June the 8th, 1988.

Right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And Brona, this is your birthday banger. I feel like it suits you, Brona this is your birthday banger Feel like it suits you Brona Yeah, yeah, that's all right. That's not bad Pretty good pretty good Ozzy Bogans spider bait and black bitty Are they Ozzy? Are they not?

I don't know if they're Ozzy Oh there you go, they're Ozzy Yeah, they're a. Yeah. Bloody hell. Wait there, Brian. We've got to decide between Spider-Bait, Stan Walker and Beyonce. I'm voting for Stan. I'm going telephone lady Gaga.

Split vote, Claudia. What's it going to be? It's got to be telephone. It's got to be telephone. The gals. And Aaron. A-Rod, you've won Birthday Banger, nice work. Thank you. No worries. Brie and Clint, ZM.

Hello, hello, baby, you called, I can't hear a thing. ZM, Brie and Clint. I got my telephone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, I got my phone, Yeah, good choice I reckon.

The winner of birthday banger is Lady Gaga and Beyonce's Telephone for A.A. Ron. Just speaking again about Brooke, our teacher, who is 31. Justice for Brooke. And the students, her high school students were guessing that she was in her 40s. Late 40s they said. There's a text here and I hope Brooke is still listening. They said, I'm a 35 year old man and this morning I shaved and then I went to get some wine. I got ID'd and when the guy looked at my ID and saw that I was 35, he gasped in shock.

Oh, you're 35? Whoa. They said death to those students. Okay, but far but yes. Yeah, perspective. Remember when that happened? Oh, were you there? It's probably this time last year. Similar thing happened to me at the casino. Really? After radio awards last year. Okay, and what they ID'd you to get in? So they ID'd me to get in and And the guy I still remember, he looked at my ID and went, Whoa, you look amazing. Oh, no, that's good. Is that good? Is it? Isn't it? I don't know. It's kind of good and bad.

You just worked on you just worked that one in there. Hey, it's a true story. There was people there to cooperate. Well, maybe you didn't say amazing, but he's like, damn, you look good for your age. Something like that. Is that what? Can I get your skincare routine? Yeah. That ends Brian Clint. Thank you to the eagle-eared listeners who text in to say that Ella actually missed out a large chunk of discombobulated when she was spelling it. Yeah, she said Bob and I took that as her saying B-O-B.

Which can, yeah. I gave her a little bit of leeway. I didn't know we could just say part of our word, otherwise I would have just said. Yeah, she was like Discom Bob. Big Bob. She felt smart here. I would have said the whole word if that counted.

Bob. Yeah. And so I just took it as she said. Anyway, you're not crazy, you did hear what you heard. No, you didn't. Bob, people love, I love the people who are stickler for rules. I feel like that would be me too.

I really had to bite my tongue. I was like, did you? Oh yeah, let her get away with it. Anyway, I've got TikTok news. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. And not news from TikTok, news about TikTok. Oh, this is unusual. They've introduced a new feature

which will let you custom customize your feed by filtering out the content you don't want to see with specific keywords. So now you can tell the TikTok app specifically, don't show me high rocks. Don't show me hashtag Euro summer. Don't show me, I don't know, whatever it is you're not interested in. But conversely, you can also say to it, do show me puppies. Sweaty men. Do show me sweaty men.

Do show me pasta recipes. Hell yeah. You know, you can- Sweaty men making pasta. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, if that's a thing. In the past, you've had to sort of manually curate your feed over time, right? By swiping away from the stuff you don't like and liking the stuff you do.

Like now you can just put in the keywords and be like, oh yeah, sweet. Gotcha. No worries. You can have up to 200 keywords. And then TikTok's AI will also restrict videos with similar words. So if you say no high rocks, it will also make sure you don't get CrossFit or F45 or anything in that realm. BFG? BFT. BFG, that's the Roald Dahl one. That is the giant variety. The big F in giant. Yeah, that's the big F in giant. Well, you can get him

out of your feed too. I thought if that's a thing that we can do, and it is now, what do you guys want filtered out of your social media feed? I have, have you guys had this thing come up on your feed? It's only recently, like in the last week I reckon, or even couple of days, and it's some stupid diet thing, it's like a clear liquid and it's all these guys being like, I've got on the shred and all I've done is drink it's all these guys being like, I've got

on the shred and all I've done is drink this. And I'm not joking, I reckon it comes up on my feed like every 10 scrolls. That's dangerous. It's outrageous and I'm like, what is this crap? So you could say to it, restrict diet content. Yeah, true. Which would be a good, I feel like it'd be a good thing to do. That'd be a good one to restrict,. Claudia what do you want? I feel like mine is very specific you know when

you don't like one of the creators so you block them yeah but they turn up in other people's videos I would like to specifically blacklist Chris Olsen I don't want to see anything from him. What's your beef with Chris Olsen? I don't know I just find him a little annoying he's just everywhere. That's fair. He is everywhere. I have him blocked, I just find him a little annoying. He's just everywhere. That's fair. He's everywhere. I have him blocked, but I still see him. You would have to block Meghan Trainor then. And her husband.

And her husband. Is she married to Chris Olsen? Nah. Chris Olsen is a gay man. Oh, I have no idea who Chris Olsen is. She's married to devil. Girl, you should have my TikTok. I don't know who Chris Olsen is,

and neither does my TikTok. Actually, I don't want your TikTok. No, it's a nice one. Did you just call Claudia, girl? Girl! I'm sorry I didn't ask that. I couldn't let that go. He goes, girl you should have my TikTok girl! After that no one believes that I don't know who Chris Olsen is. We're like yeah. You don't know who Chris Olsen is? I don't even know who he is. Sure. Sure you don't. Ella what's your keyword you want filtered out? Yeah, similar to Claude. Get Jojo Seaworth out of my TikTok. You preach it, Queen. Please.

Girl, she's not even on my TikTok. Girl, we hear you, girl. Oh, girl. Ever since she did the Big Brother. Oh, yeah, Jojo Seaworth needs to go. Needs to go. I'm over it, eh? Same. Her music, though. Keep her music. Come, Lizard. I I mean some of my favorite

bops are coming from her. Yeah yeah and her fashion content too. More glitter. Oh no it's her dancing. I just want her podcasts out. It's her dancing for me. Anyway check it out they're also bringing in a new meditation feature where at bedtime it's gonna put meditation videos into your feed to try and get you to calm down for bedtime. Honestly, what is the world we're living in? I know. Honestly. We are pathetic.

Anyway, that's your TikTok news. Catch ya girl. Catch ya girl. Bye girl. See ya girl. Bye. Back up to the news girl. Hang around.

ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint. Hi guys, Bree and Clint brought to you by KFC's Double Down. It's back. Yum. Eat it. Next on the show, we're going to talk about the Tinder hype filter. I think you just turned into a drag queen.

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The double downer. The ZM Podcast Network. According to Tinder's Help Center, a premium discovery feature will now be available where you can adjust your search preferences and tailor who you want to see in your apps discovery. And you can essentially put on a height filter. Ooh, only if you're premium. Only if you're premium. Only if you're paid for premium.

Yeah. So it's Tinder Platinum it's called, which is the app's highest tier subscription, and it starts at about $39.99 a month. Wow. But I mean, the idea is that you're not on the app forever, is it? Well, unless you want to. Yeah, well, maybe some people might want to.

I take that back actually. Maybe you do want to be on it. $39.99, depending on how long you've been on the app, could seem like a lot of money or not much money at all. You know, like if you've been hammering away on this app for years with little success, maybe you go, all right, I'm gonna pay for what I want. Yeah. You know, like if you've been hammering away on this app for years with little success, maybe you go, all right, I'm going to pay for what I want. Yeah. You know, a spokesperson from Tinder, because obviously they've been questioned about this new feature, the height feature,

the height feature. And a spokesperson from Tinder said that it was one of the most requested features from users. And yeah, so they're testing out and seeing how it goes. So you can say no people under a certain height. Can you say no people over a certain height? It's a great question. I feel like you can put a range. Yeah. Because obviously most people, or I think it does ask your height.

So then obviously it can filter out the height that you would like. How do you feel about it? I mean, people are gonna lie anyway. Yeah, well, it opens them up to do a height verification system, doesn't it? Where you have to have your height verified by Tinder. Like five people that you've dated have to confirm that you are the height that you say you are and then you can have a height tick? I don't know. But how do you feel about

the idea of people filtering out people based on height as an idea? I don't know. I feel like it could mean that people's time don't get wasted. Yeah. Like let's say, for example, say a short guy turns up, he's lied about his height. Yeah. Turns up and the girl's like, no, straight away. But does it, you know. And then so his time's wasted, her time's wasted.

Yeah. I'll just give you the argument that people are going to put forward though. They're gonna say, well, if you can filter out people based on their height, how is that any different to filtering out people based on their weight? But people do based on photos anyway. Okay.

Yeah. But you can do creative photos. Does it not just cut off the potential that someone has based on just their height? You could have a great connection with someone if you were willing to look past their height. Yeah, but I feel like the people who are gonna want to put this height feature on anyway, aren't gonna be those people that are open to that anyway. That is a fair comment. You know what I mean?

So I feel like it could save people's time in both senses. Like people who are like, you on the on the other end and then people who are looking for what they're looking for yeah but I don't know it does it feels a little bit it's just an aesthetics thing right a little bit elitist because you throw them all in the same basket height weight baldness size waist size but I mean people already base, you know, a lot of things off age. That's already a thing. Yeah, yeah, totally.

Yeah. On Tinder. I feel like age is a bit different because why do I feel like it's different? But is it different? Well, yeah, because if you're 21, maybe you just don't want 50 year old guys to come up on your feet. I mean, which fair enough. You know? But I think already we live in quite a judgmental world.

And that's dating and mating, right? That's dating in general, especially online dating, unfortunately. And I think, yeah, it's a hard one. And people are going to lie anyway. So I mean, really, does it make a difference? Maybe we need to bring in my idea of verification. Go and get your stats verified. What, you have to go to a doctor

and they have to verify it on your Tinder? You have to go to the Tinder HQ and they measure you. Can you imagine? Like the McDonald's playground where they're like, if you can fit under this book. You are too short to ride this ride. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. It's ZM's Breedham Clan podcast.

ZM's Breedham Clan podcast. ZM's Breedham Clan podcast. I want everybody to go home, get a big night's sleep. ZM's Breedham Clan podcast. We've got a big day tomorrow. We're off to the New Zealand Radio Awards to collect our participation certificate again. I can't wait, I'll put it with the other six.

Did you keep your certificates? Nah. Did you? I've got them in a drawer, but I'm not gonna hang them up. Nah, I wanna hang up. I'm not gonna hand them down to my kids. I want the winner award. Again, where you are honored.

But so happy to be invited. And privileged to be nominated. Stoked. I framed mine. I feel like it's become part of our personality, never winning a radio award. So if we did win one tomorrow, I don't know if it would be good for us.

I think the key to our success is not winning. I think you might be right, yeah. We don't need it. It's humbling, you know? Yeah, very humbling. We're underdogs. Maybe too humbling. Very humbling.

All right, well a very humble goodnight from a very humble Bree and Clint. We'll catch you back tomorrow. We'll be on air before the awards. And we'll see you then. Yeah, we'll bring you the results the next day. Have a good one. See ya. Bye.

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