ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 4th March 2021

Episode Date: March 4, 2021

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If you were doing karaoke, what would your karaoke song be? Do you have a karaoke song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always do with James, old producer James, James Johnson. This is the podcast intro, by the way. Just so we're all clear. Just so you don't say anything too incriminating. Used to work with, we would do Kiki D and...

Was it Elson and Kiki D and... Oh! Was it Elton and Kiki D? Yeah. Yeah. What was it again? What's that song called? They played it at the Elton John concert as everyone was leaving when he went off stage with what definitely wasn't COVID-19,

but it definitely seems like he might have had COVID-19 now. That was in 2000 and... It was the beginning of 2020. Oh, yeah! It was in February 2020. Holy shit, he probably did. And he was short of breath and he had tightness in his chest

and he's like, I've got walking pneumonia. But knowing what we know now, I'm pretty sure he would have had COVID-19. Oh, my God. Elton brought COVID to New Zealand. That's never been confirmed. No, let's not.

Alleged. Ben's a big Elton fan. Ben, what's the Elton song we're thinking of? Elton John and Kiki D. And it's like, Oh, don't go breaking my heart I could never try Yeah, and we go back and forth and it's great

I also try to do Beyonce Love on Top and I fail every time Brie and I have done this for Friday Oaky together before. Yeah. Went well Were you Kiki D? Yeah, I was Kiki, yeah. Apparently Kiki D...

One hit wonder. This is it. And was never meant to be on this song. She could probably... Apparently she was... I don't know if I know this correctly. I think she was working at the studio. Yeah.

And Elton was like, help me on this song. I think I might be completely wrong. Yeah, it's true. Bang on. It is true? Yeah. Amazing. And then she's like, eh, I don't want to work for the rest of my life. studio yeah and elton was like help me on this song i think i might be completely wrong it is true yeah yeah amazing and then she's like eh i don't want to work for the rest of my life anyway i'll just get royalties i only knew that because of that rocket man movie how cool is um that to walk away and just go i'm good i'll live off this i think he was testing out the song and needed a female on it and she did it he's like that, that. Put that out right now. Yeah. They were together a little bit, weren't they? I don't think so.

From that movie. Yeah, from that movie. Were they? Didn't they hook up a wee bit? I don't think he was very into it. Oh, no. Nice. Yeah, but he was married before he.

My wife has a dream of us one day mastering this song. Whether it's for karaoke or just for like a... You know that scene in Step Brothers when the couple, the family's harmonising in the Range Rover on the way over? This is her dream that we do this song. Obviously she's Gwyneth and I'm Huey Lewis. Obviously. But I am too scared to ever attempt that.

Listen to him. And Lucy's actually quite a good singer too. Is she? Yeah. She's good at everything. She might need to find someone that can sing with her. When I let her go, I'll say, you deserve better. See, I can't find the harmony.

He's somewhere else. That could be like a really beautiful wedding anniversary gift that you give to Lucy. That I learned. Ben, can you find me this song without Gwyneth on it? Just with Huey Lewis? Sounds like... Can you email Huey Lewis?

Oh, right. Maybe email the news and just see if you get the masters. I can make it. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. See, I'm singing

the Gwyneth bit. Music is paid for love. Cruising in made for love. See, I'm singing the Gwyneth bit. That was good. Was that in there? That was really good, Glenn. All right, Luce, if you're listening, turn the electric blanket on, baby. Daddy's coming home. Okay, we've gone too far. Daddy's coming home.

Turn the electric blanket on. What the fuck is wrong with you? She doesn't listen to the podcast and I'm thankful for that every day It's also 100 degrees outside Do you have an electric blanket? No, I gave it to Anastasia Weird, don't use that Enjoy the podcast everybody, we'll see you guys tomorrow

Bye Closer and closer. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye. We're all in love with each other. Oh, baby. Yeah. So let the music take your mind. Take your mind. Just listen, you will find. You will find. Oh, sorry.

It's over. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, Brie and Clint with Caitlin filling in.

We're just having a robust discussion about dieting. And we've both decided we're not going on one. No. We've both decided. It's such a hard thing, Clint, because you want people to feel good about themselves. Yeah. But look at the years and years that we have seen where diets don't work. They don't work.

No. Oh, it's just funny. Especially in lockdown. I can't think of a worse time to start a diet. And I think everyone goes into lockdown with high hopes like, cool, this lockdown, I'm going to get fit. Yeah. Which is great. A great mentality.

Or even less body focused like, this lockdown, I'm going to tidy the house. I'm going to finally clean up the spare room. Yeah. And you don't. No. And you're just setting yourself up to fail. And then when you fail, you feel like the worst. You feel worse.

You feel worse. You've just got to be easy on yourself and just say, look, if I can get out of bed today, that's a win. Yeah. That's an absolute win. If I can say hello to the kids, if I can maybe make some food, win. Your goal should be make your bed. Make your bed?

I never make my bed. Well, if you fail at that, you're still, oh, God, then I don't know how to help, actually. Just do you, okay? Everyone, just do you. Today on the show, two shots at $30,000. Alice hasn't randomly jackpotted it to $50,000 overnight, has she? She's going crazy at the moment.

Yeah. With the jackpots and the clues, it's awesome. We'll have another clue at four as well after that first guess. Okay, so $30,000 at four o'clock and a clue and a guess at five o'clock and we'll play a morale boosting request at 4.30. No new cases today.

That's morale boosting enough but why not play a song too? And I also have a wee surprise for you later today, Clint. I see that. From five o'clock. I think it will be

quite interesting for people to listen to. Should I be nervous for the surprise? No, I think like maybe prepare yourself. It might be a little bit emotional. Okay. Yeah.

All right. So just you and the listeners should prepare themselves for five o'clock. I'm not feeling too fragile today. We should be okay. Let's start the show with Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to play. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady.

Ha ha. $50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs today. That's right. We're rewarding you with the gift of food. If you're a tradie or a lady, call now on 0800-DIALS-ZM. $50 KFC chicken dollars on the line after Dua Lipa. Bill boy, baby, Dua Lipa. Make them dance when they come on. Bree and Clint. Caitlin, new 660. $50, KFC chicken dollars on the line after Dua Lipa.

Brie and Clint. Kayla, new 660. And all she wrote. Very refreshing to hear that part of the song in such a Kiwi accent, isn't it? A Kiwi accent, huh? I'm just living my life. It really stands out because you don't hear it ever. Brie and Clint. Tradie versus Lady.

Just on that, because I love it when like really Scottish people or British people sing and it sounds normal, but then they're like, hello, yeah. It's our version of that. I'm just living my life. Okay, Tradie vs Lady is your chance to win 50 KFC chicken dollars today. You've just got to be the smartest tradie and or lady listening to the show. Let's meet our lady.

She's 32 and she's from the Garden City and she's into bow hunting and archery. Whoa. Yes. Welcome to the show, Emma. Hi. Hey, how's it going? Hello, Katniss. How are you?

Good. Hello, Legolas. Sorry. That is really cool. Hello, Robin Hood. That's the last I've tried to know. I don't know any. She's like, Emma's like, can you stop?

Sorry. Okay, let's get you head to head with a 19-year-old tradie from Wellington. He has the best mullet on all of Wellington. Big call, Jackson. There he is. Let's go. Let's go, Jackson. We're looking at your mullet right now.

We can see a photo that you've sent in. You're not wrong. It's the best mullet in Wellington. It's beautiful. Yeah. How long have you been growing that baby for? About 12 months now. Great texture.

Wonderful texture. You keep it in good neck. It looks very soft. Okay, Emma, your buzzer is lady. And Jackson, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers wins the KFC chicken dollars. Lash go. Lash go.

First question. The leaders of Destiny Church, Brian and Hana Tamaki, have been blasted for leaving Auckland the eve of lockdown to travel the country. And now even Hilary Barry is going in on Mrs. Tamaki. Name a member of Destiny's child. Lady. Tradie. Emma's Child. Lady. Trudy.

Emma. Beyonce. Yes. What about Michelle? Everyone forgets about Michelle. Okay. Question number two. If I say there are no new community cases today,

what type of case am I talking about? Lady. Oh, Emma. COVID-19. Yeah, correct. Yeah. Come on, Jackson. Come on, man. Jackson. Get that mull COVID-19. Yeah, correct. Come on, Jackson. Come on, man. Get that mullet

out of your ears, bro. Let's do this. Okay. This is a Te Reo Māori question. If I have rua apples and Clint eats tahi, how many apples do I have left? Jackson, let's go.

Tahi. Yeah! Good man. Okay. Question number? Jackson, let's go. Yeah! Okay, question number four. The world's first ever space hotel is on the way. Who was the first person on the moon? Oh my god, I don't know who. I'm going to go to a backup. Producer Ben, who did you hear first?

Lady, I heard first. Emma, who was it? Neil Armstrong. She's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. At least it wasn't a down trail, Jackson. You held your own. But Emma, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you.

Congratulations. Whoop, whoop. Thank you. Great game, guys. Good man, Jackson. Bree and Clint. I have a bone to pick with you. Well, bring it on.

Okay, I don't know. Pick away. Are you ready for this? I can handle anything you throw at me. Right. Last night, Clint put up on Instagram, it was a question box and it said, any tips on how to fill a bean bag? So as you can see on his Instagram, there was three big bags of beans and then the empty bean bag. And he said, look, I need some help.

It was my special husband job last night. He said, tonight you're filling the bean bag. And I said, yes. And I put it off as long as I could. And then I was like, no, okay, I need to do it. You gotta do it. And then you asked the general public to help you. It's quite a daunting process. I've filled a bean bag before and those beans get bloody

everywhere. This bean bag needed 300 litres of beans. That's a a daunting process. I've filled a bean bag before and those beans get bloody everywhere. Yeah. This bean bag needed 300 litres of beans. That's a lot of beans. Yeah. Yeah. And so that's fine. That's all good. Yeah.

The next picture you posted was that you had in fact filled the bean bag and that you did not listen to anyone's advice on how to fill it. You basically said, hey, look, I don't care what you have to say, even though I put up a box saying, help me. And then you went on to gloat about it that you didn't even drop any beans. Well, that's a lie. I was humble. I showed

that I spilt one bean. A singular bean. Because I think that was worth bragging about. I think that was worth bragging about. I think that was worth bragging about. Look, a lot of people wanted to know the advice. I got the one piece of advice over and over again. Actually, two pieces of advice. Okay.

One, fill the bean bag in the bath so the bath contains all the beans for you. And the other piece of advice was don't. Don't. Just don't. Just don't. So what did you do? What was your hack? Lucy and I just double teamed it.

Right. Well, Married at First Sight was on. Okay. And she held it open and I, slow and steady, which is not my style, we just did it. Put the balls in. Yeah. And I thought, you know what? I'll back yourself.

And I just did it. Okay. There you go. Well, I think you should refrain from asking people for advice and then not taking it because I just don't think you're very good. No, no, no. I've used a lot of advice before. Right.

And I want advice. Okay. But, you know. You just didn't need it for this particular thing. Opinions are like buttholes, okay? Everyone's got one and some of them stink. Who came up with that? I don't know.

Did you just come up with that on the spot? I don't think I did. What the hell? I don't think I did. Thank you to everyone who gave me advice. I really appreciate you.

That wasn't directed at you at all. I love you, I love you, I love you. Oh my God. By the way, the beanbag's from Kmart. I can't reply

to any more messages. If you want a beanbag, honestly, dude, it's $45 from Kmart. Hold on to your butthole opinion too. Do you want to go to space? You know how there's

all these commercial space flights coming up? Yeah, hotels being made there. Yeah, space hotels. Elon Musk's like, yeah, we'll get you there and Richard Branson, he was talking about it.

He was going to get you there. Really? On the Virgin plane. These people have too much money. Yeah. And they want a lot of money for you to go to. Yeah. But, I mean, it's space.

Would you go? To space? If you had the money or if money wasn't an issue, would you go to space? Yeah. You'd trust the process? Because, like, if money was an issue, I'd already have gone to all the places in the world. Right. So then it's like, what's next an issue, I'd already have gone to all the places in the world. Right. So then it's like, what's next?

Space. Right. Well, glad you said that because there's a chance to go to space for free. But you don't have much time. There's a Japanese billionaire called Yusaka Maezawa. And he is seeking eight members of the public to join him on the first ever private space flight. Wow.

So he's paying for it. He's paying for it. He has purchased all the seats on SpaceX's first ever private lunar flight. And he's covering the cost so that everyday people can experience it. He seems like quite a cool dude. He's him very excited about the space trip. I choose to go to the moon. He chooses to go to the moon and he wants to choose you to go with him.

Now, is it going to be like I'll pick you out of the draw or is he going to hold interviews because he's like, I don't want to go to a space with a dickhead. I want to make sure they're cool. Yeah, you want to make sure the crew is tight. Yeah. Originally, he wanted to take exclusively artists on his space flight. So that when they came back.

Painting artists or? Or music artists or sculptural artists or whatever. Just artists. This was the original plan. These artists will be asked to create something after they return to Earth. And these masterpieces will inspire the dreamer within all of Earth.

No pressure. That's so cool, though. Yeah, it is cool, but free flight to space, you'd want to make some pretty good art. Yeah, yeah. You'd be like, I didn't get any, like, vibes, so...

Anyway, he's dropped that. He's changed it. It's now open to everybody who wants to go. You just have to apply and tell him how going to space will improve your craft, whatever you do. So for you, you just need to tell him how going to space would make you a better nurse. Nurse, okay. I don't have an answer for that though, Clint, because I don't think that actually, I don't think it would.

Right. Unless I was like seeing some aliens and figuring out how people look after them. I don't know. Doing some swabs of the moon. Anyway, if you want to go, you need to apply. What's the date now? You've got 10 days to get in there.

If you're a tradie listening to this, if you're a builder, if you can write, I want to see how framing timber works under zero gravity. Chuck it in there. That's a good one. Get with it, go. See how it goes.

Yeah, the flight leaves in 2023. Okay. Get onto it. Get onto it. It's always really refreshing when you feel like you do the same things as celebrities. So a celebrity comes out and says, you know,

I'm embarrassing because I do this. Right. Well, Kylie Jenner has come out. Yes, it was Kylie Jenner. She was with her sister, Kendall. And she has told us all about something that she's, well, she's doing it as, listen, and you'll hear it. I feel like I'm being killed. something that she's well she's doing it as listen and you'll hear it whoa that sounds like some severe pant wetting if you couldn't hear it yeah kylie jenna peter

pants she was getting ready with kendall they were doing a makeup like tiktok thing or something yeah and they had been drinking as well. And they were, she was laughing so hard at her sister Kendall that she peed her pants. So Kylie wet her pants. Kylie wet her pants. Right, okay. Which happens, you know,

and she's a mum, so she probably doesn't have a strong bladder if that happens. Totally, totally. Stay away from the trampolines, girl. Yeah, don't do any skipping anytime soon.

Don't do any stand-up sneezing. But I wanted to... I bet I love those. But I do. I feel so sorry for mums and they're like, oh, crush your legs, sneeze. Oh, man, the shit that you guys have to go through, and I'm speaking to you specifically, mums. It's incredible. And then you get left with that lasting curse.

It's not fair. It's just not fair. What if you want to go to Trampoline World? But there's nothing wrong with a bit of urine. You know, it's worse if it's feces, isn't it? Totally, totally, totally, totally. But I actually wanted to know what was so funny that it made you pee yourself. Have you ever peed yourself? No, I haven't.

And taking childbirth out of the equation for a second, I've never laughed so hard that I've had some really severe laughing fits, but I've never felt like I was going to pee myself. I wonder if that's just a girl thing. Okay. Well, yeah, because I have, when I was at broadcasting school, Polly PJ was being so silly. She was like doing some kind of dance.

So I was sitting down and I wet myself, but I was sitting on a bunch of fresh laundry that had just been washed and dried. And I was like, and it wasn't laundry that had just been washed and dried. And I was like, and it wasn't even my clothes. It was like Polly's clothes. And I was like, I've just wet myself on your clothes. Easier to wash the clothes than wash the carpet though. Oh, yes.

So, yeah, okay. I haven't done it. Okay. We might find a gender split here actually. Yeah, all right. Producer Ben, you ever laugh so hard you pee your pants? No. No, I don't think I have. It never felt like you were going to either, eh? No, I don't think, no. Not that I can remember. Producer Anastasia, you ever laughed so hard you peed your pants? No. No, it never felt like you were going to either, eh?

No, I don't think, no. Not that I can remember. Producer Anastasia, you ever laughed so hard you wet your pants? I don't think I have wet my pants, but I definitely know that feeling that you feel when you wet yourself. Maybe it's a vagina thing. Can a doctor call us? 0800 dial ZM if you have laughed so hard

that you peed your pants. Yeah. And I'd be really interested to see if we get any men calling for this. Yeah. This is both a funny peeing your pants segment

and also a social experiment. Yeah, it's educational. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Kylie Jenner was getting ready with her sister, Kendall Jenner.

Kinder Jenner. Kinder Jenner. And they were laughing so hard at the makeup that they were doing that Kylie peed herself. Hey, Kendall Jenner. Hey, Kendall Jenner. Hey, Kendall Jenner.

It's the voice. It's the voice for me. It's nice that someone finally found Kendall Jenner funny. Hey, ruthless. I'm just kidding. I don't know which one's which. We want to know when you laugh so hard that you pee your pants. But we also want to know, like, are we only going to get calls from girls here?

Yeah. Because there's a guy I've never experienced it. Yeah. And I'm not wee-shaming here. I just wonder if, because we are we only going to get calls from girls here? Yeah. Because as a guy, I've never experienced it. Yeah. And I'm not wee-shaming here. I just wonder if, because we have different ways of functioning down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it the girl versus guy thing? It's like that pressure.

So that pressure never builds up when you're laughing. Not when you're laughing. No. Oh, funny. No. Well, it hasn't for me anyway. Kayla's here. Hi, Kayla.

Hiya. Hi, Kayla. When did you pee yourself? Actually at Electric Ab this week Was it because you were excited or you were just laughing so hard? So we were in the toilet, we made our way all the way to the port-a-loo And my friend was going first because we were sharing And she broke the lid of the port-a-loo

And I laughed so hard I tried to get her out the way but didn't quite make the toilet. So you were actually in the toilet. You had a toilet near you. Yeah, yeah. I was that close. Was she still on it?

Yes. And she was still going toilet. With the broken toilet lid moving all over the place. It's the worst I think because your body knows you're near a toilet. So it's like, I need to go. What do you do? It's like, I need to go. What do you do?

Did you have to leave the festival? No, no. We just cleaned myself up with some assistance from the friends and just kept on partying. Put a jersey around your waist. Good old hack.

Good to go. Yeah, good to go. I love that, Kayla. Glad to hear it. Glad it didn't ruin Electric Ave. Danny's here. Hi, Danny. Hi, how are you?

Hi, good, Danny. When did you pee yourself because you're laughing so much? It was family Christmas just gone. We were kind of outside sitting out on the porch having family barbecue for Christmas as you do. My little brother put his

foot through the like a weak step in the porch and fell through the porch and I was sitting on the chair and a weak step in the porch and fell through the porch. And I was sitting on the chair and a little bit came out. Like my daughter's 12, so I don't know if I've got an excuse for it anymore. I laughed that hard that year. I kind of had a bit of a trickle go down my leg,

so I covered it up by accidentally spilling my wine on my lap. Yeah. That's a great cover-up. Wait, was it red wine or white wine? It was white wine. Yeah, thank God. It would look a bit dodgy if it was red. It would look like something else had happened, wouldn't it, Danny?

Hey, that happens as well. It's hard being a woman, isn't it, Danny? All right. I've got this text message. This person said that they peed themselves during a job interview because they asked her what her basic maths was like and she said, what's nine plus ten? It's 21. But they didn't get it and I couldn't stop laughing.

I literally wet my pants in front of the interviewer. I did not get the job. No, I don't imagine that you did get the job. I love that you were willing to throw the interview away with that nine plus ten joke in the first place. But it's funny. I get it. It's funny because she was like, yes, see me.

Also, how good is peeing your pants as the kicker to a joke that no one got? You're like, I really drive this home. She's like, well, I make myself laugh. Oh, you made me laugh. Yeah, I actually need to go to the toilet now. Bree and Clint. See them, Bree and Clint. Seriously, stop, because I will be.

Zagala and James Arthur, lasting wubba. We had a text come through from a nurse. Yes, this is good. This is what we wanted to figure out. Before we go on to the morale boost. So a female's urethra is only about three to four centimetres long, whereas a male's urethra is only about 3-4cm long whereas a male's urethra is about 15-20cm long

and this explains why ladies tend to accidentally let the wee out more than men. 15-20cm if you're lucky. Okay. Oh my god, that was so bad. It's time for a morale boosting request. These are all, my God. That was so bad. It's time for a morale boosting request. These are all clear the slate, okay?

We need a palate cleanser. All right. We're doing a morale boosting request. Yesterday, we played ABBA. And it boosted some serious morale. Do you know, they are playing that around the world as DJC at the moment. I told you I played it at the Urban Polo. It's a banger.

Yeah, you're cool. You're a hit. You're up with it. Thanks. Can you tell my wife that? We've also this week played ACDC. It's been a ripping week for morale-boosting songs, and we're about to play another great one.

Okay? But we need to pick it. These are what you guys have suggested on 9696. Thank you very much. Is it going to be this song? Alanis Morissette. Let me just check quickly. Gen Z Anastasia.

Do you know who Alanis Morissette is? Yeah, this is a chain. Yeah, good. Okay. We're safe. Yeah, good. Okay. Is it Alanis or is it Hinda?

It's really good to hear your voice. Saying my name, it sounds so sweet. Oh, my God. Is this a morale booster? I've forgotten about this song. Yeah. It's in contention, as is Freddie and the Boys. This is undoubtedly a morale booster.

Yeah, yeah. But is it the right song for today? A bonafide Brian Clint classic. Could it be this? Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. Oh, good, we made it through. Is it going to be Jai Ho? Love this song.

So hot as well. From Slumdog Millionaire. Such a hot group of girls. Or Hot Stuff. It's left a field. Oh my God, I didn't dance to this when I was about eight. Not appropriate. Not appropriate.

Okay, we're going to eliminate some. Okay. We're sitting on six. Who would you like to eliminate first? Okay, I'm going to eliminate some. Okay. We're sitting on six. Who would you like to eliminate first? Okay, I'm going to eliminate Come On Eileen. Okay, I am hurt, but that's your prerogative. I'm sorry, it's just not up there. It's gone.

Okay. I, controversially, am going to eliminate Bohemian Rhapsody. Love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. But I feel like it lives in Birthday Banger, that song. Okay, okay. Okay, it has its place. Okay. And it could come up at any time in Birthday Banger

and it's likely to win. Yep. Okay, your turn. I'm eliminating Hot Stuff. Yeah, I thought so too. It's gone. Hinda. It's gone.

All right, what do you think? So it's Alanis Morissette and Hinda And Jai Ho I love Jai Ho I'm not willing to eliminate it I'm going to eliminate Alanis Morissette Which means the decision is now yours

It's between Jai Ho and Hinda So we've had a text message Which means the decision is now yours. It's between Jai Ho and Hinda. So we've had a text message. We've had two texts come through. One is for Jai Ho. One is for Lips of an Angel. It's actively unhelpful. It's very unhelpful.

Oh my God, I don't know. I don't know. Do it. Trust your gut. Hinda, Jai Ho. What do you want to hear? Three, two, one. Come on.

You can do this. You can do this. It's a morale-boosting song. It's going to boost the mood of the nation. It's going to get us back on track during lockdown, and it is... Pussycat Dolls, Jai Ho. There you go. She's done it, everybody. This is your morale-boosting song for the second-to-last working day of lockdown, hopefully.

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You're good. What's your name? You're sweet. Clint. We've had this issue before. Secret Sound, a couple of minutes away. I'm just distracted. There are so many people already calling for Secret Sound.

To lottery, but back yourself 30 grand up for grabs in the next five minutes. We could have some light relief while we wait for the Secret Sound. I'm always keen, yeah. On hold, on the line. Over the weekend, a pastor had a little word fumble at church. Like I just did. Yes. A little bit fumble at church. Like I just did. Yes. A little bit worse though, Clint.

I think you should play the clip and maybe you'll feel better. Okay, sure. Before we begin, let's pray. Let's pray. Heavenly Father, Heavenly Father, our hearts are made ready to hear the truth.

I'm so sorry. I don't mean to be disrespectful, but man. Before we begin, let's pray. Let's pray. Heavenly Father, our hearts are made ready to hear the truth. I feel so sorry for him because he's obviously got hearts and Father pushed to get them mixed up. Heavenly Father, our hearts.

Heavenly Father, our hearts Heavenly Farts Heavenly Father our hearts It's really good You're not even here in the toilet Producer Ben what's up I've made a remix Of course you've made a remix Okay To Justin Bieber holy

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Banga Heavenly Father, our hearts. Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart. Bart. Bart. Bang on. Bart. Bart. Oh, holy crap. If I knew I was going to laugh like that every week, I'd go to church. That would be enough to convince me.

Before we begin, let's pray. Let's pray. Heavenly Father of our hearts, I'm made ready to hear the truth. So tomorrow is my second to last day here at ZM. No, tomorrow's your last day. Sorry, today's my second to last day. Great start.

Tomorrow's my last day at ZM. And this is quite emotional for me because I've already had my last day when I left Fletchport and Megan. You're that guy. And I'm that guy. I came back. And if you could just start the music, please, Clint. I've got something now I would like to say to you.

Oh, God. I don't know. Can I just say I don't know what's going on here? And it always makes me a little bit nervous. Okay. But that's okay. I trust you. What are we doing?

I just wanted to say that I have had such a lovely, lovely time working with you, Clint. As have I. The feeling's mutual. Yeah. And you've taught me so much. You've been so welcoming. And you've made me laugh every day.

Aww. I've really enjoyed your dad jokes. No, you have jokes and I really No you have not I really loved when you put me in that awkward situation the other day with the bachelorette contestant and I had to go on that date I think you secretly did love that

I did. So you're welcome. And I do love the dad jokes Todd. Shout out Todd. Hi Todd Hi Todd What I've learnt about you Clint is that you love your outies you love Kauri Club, and you love your beautiful family, which is so special. I was about to go, that's not true, but actually,

no, you've got me there. I've also learnt that you really love air fryers. So, Clint So You didn't I wanted to get you a gift I decided to reach out To our good friends at JB Hi-Fi To get you something that you have always wanted No you did not

My wife is going to kill you Hang on hang on Ben could you please bring in the new Philips Air Dryer valued at $499. Wait, wait. You're joking. Wait. Today, Clint, look at me.

I am gifting you the opportunity to give away an air fryer to one of our lovely listeners. Give me a call right now on 0800-DIAL-ZN. We're going to give you an air fryer Clint You are a cruel and sadistic person I believed you I believed you, you took me right there

I believed you and I actually felt bad, I actually felt bad because I was like I should be getting you a gift to say thank you for helping me for the last three weeks This is a lovely gift because you get to get, look at the phones, you get to give it away to one of our lovely listeners. Now, I do want to know, I want, we want the listeners to impress us. We want to know what they will be cooking in the Phillips Air Fryer.

No, we don't. We want that. No, we don't. We're going to get a few on. They're going to go head to head. This is what the second part's for. We're going to go head to head on what they will cook in the air fryer. It's such a good one too.

I was looking at the cheap, nasty Kmart ones. This is a fancy one. Clint, you want to give this away. You want one of our lovely listeners to earn this, don't you? That's my gift to you. I'm not even allowed one. I was literally having this conversation with my wife this afternoon. She said, one, you don't cook,

and two, you won't use it. Fine, okay. Oh, 800DALZDM, if you would like to win a $499 Phillips air fryer, because Clint's giving one away. If you'd like to win my air fryer. I'm sorry. L-A-V-M-Y-O-Y.

Explain yourself. Tell everybody what you've done. I wanted to do something nice for Clint because he's been really welcoming to me. He's brought me into his family of the ZM afternoon show. And I know how much you go on about air fryers, but I just couldn't give you one because I wanted us to give one away to a lovely listener.

And our friends at JB Hi-Fi have been very, very generous. They've hooked it up. It looks like a very nice air fryer. It's a $499 Philips air fryer and it's brand new, one of the best in the world. And I don't get it. It's actually, sorry, it's world's number one air fryer. Oh yeah, I get a point, okay.

Let's find a new home for this air fryer. We have three people on the phone, and we are going to listen to what they would cook in their new air fryer, and we're going to judge the best one. And Clint's going to put a smile on his face while he does this. Carissa, what's your recipe to win my air fryer? Hi, I am so excited to win your air fryer because I'm going to try my absolute best

to make the impossible pavlova and hot chips and you name it, trying to make everything in that little air fryer. Pavlova and hot chips. I'm going to try to combine it and I'm going to be the best. Right. You've gone wide here, Carissa.

You've gone dessert and savoury. I am going to be the best. All right. You've gone wide here, Carissa. You've gone dessert and savoury. I am going to try everything under the sun. I like your passion. You've got a similar passion to me. And I feel like you're similar to me because I too have no idea what I would cook in the air fryer. I just know that I want one. Exactly.

That's relatable. Wait there. Nicole, hi. Hi, how are you? Good, Nicole. What would you cook? Nicole, I'm great, how are you? Good, Nicole. What would you call this? Oh, Nicole, I'm great. A brand new air fryer.

So other than boring old chips and chicken nuggets for the kids, I'm on an air fryer page, and I would love to cook pork belly in my air fryer. You cannot do pork belly in an air fryer. Can you? It takes 40 minutes, and you get the perfect crackle and it looks amazing. You can do pork belly in 40

minutes? Yeah. Nicole's going to do a whole party. This is great. Roast Sunday roast for all. Yeah, I've got to be honest, the idea of a roast chicken in the air fryer kind of weirds me out. Okay, wait there, Nicole. Who else have we got, Caitlin? Bernie. Hello,

Bernie. Hey, guys. Hello. What would you cook in a brand new $4.99 Phillips Air Dryer from J.B. Hi-Fi? I would cook pancakes. Pancakes in the air fryer. Have you ever heard of that? No. Nah, but it sounds good. How is it different

to regular pancakes? Well, you put baking paper down and then you can layer it and then stick it in the air fryer. And they just slip on out. And they slip on out. And then you put bacon on top of that so you don't have to cook it all on the pan and take so much time wasting making all of them. Clint is so good. No cleaning. Bernie, do you know all of this because you already have an air fryer?

I don't have one, but my flatmate has one, so I've tried it once. Is there one in the house? Yeah. Hang on, she might be moving out. Everyone deserves their car. Yeah, that's true. I need to get over the fact that I don't get it and just find the best person. Bernie, you're great. Wait there. I...

How are you going to pack? Is it really my choice? Yeah. Because this is my gift to you. Where's Jamie Hi-Fi? You guys should give everybody an air fryer. This is my gift to you to give away one air fryer today. I felt like I'm going to go off passion, not off recipes. Yeah.

Because I actually don't know any recipes myself. Okay. And I felt the most passion for the air fryer come from, I can give it away? Yeah. Carissa, congratulations. Carissa, congratulations. I'm so excited.

Clint, I will tag you on Instagram. We'll make this together. Yeah. Thank you. Clint, that was lovely. You're very gracious and I really appreciate it. It's going to a good home. Where do you live, Carissa? Thank you guys so much that was lovely. You were very gracious and I really appreciate it. It's going to a good home. Where do you live, Carissa?

Thank you guys so much. Where do you live? I live out west in Henderson in Auckland. I'm out west too. I'll come over for some chippies and pavlova. Hey, Clint, you won't need to do that. Look at Ben. I have another Philips Air Fryer and this one's for you, buddy.

Let me guess, this is for the winner of Birthday Bagger. No, this one is all yours. Are you serious? I'm serious. It's yours. Thank you so much for having me. Carissa, we got air fryers. We got air fryers.

Oh, that's great. Thank you, Caitlin. You are welcome. You have been a fantastic fill-in while Bree's been away. You've been very helpful. Thank you. And I was meant to get you a present and I didn't. You know what?

It's fine. I am sorry to Clint's wife, Lucy, who might be listening. She's going to kill you. You might have to put it in the garage and fry up out there. The air fryer's getting plugged into the ciggy outlet on the Audi. It's going in the boot. Bree and Clint. I said this.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint It's my birthday It's my birthday Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger Alright, big old birthday banger for Thursday. You tell us your birthday. We tell you what was number one in the charts on your 16th birthday. Here to play first is Big Shane. G'day Shane.

Oh, Shane's put us on hold. Excuse me Shane, is there nothing more important? Shane, I'm going to put you on hold. And I'm going to come back to you soon. Let's go to Shem. G'day, Shem. Hi, Shem. Hi, Clint.

Hi, Caitlin. How are you guys? Good, thank you. Lovely manners. You must have been brought up very well. Now, Shem, what's your birthday? Sorry, that was... What's your birthday?

It's February the 20th, 1996. Okay, Shem, on the 20th of February in 2012, you were 16 and this was your birthday banger. Banger! Flowrider and Sia, Wild Ones. Do you love it, Shem? Is it a good birthday banger for you? It's a jam.

It is a jam, isn't it? Yeah. It's good. It's a vibe. It's part of that big 2012. Well, Sia and Flo Rida and David Guetta were the only music we were listening to. Yeah, you're right. It was very like festival parties.

Yeah. Okay, it's cool. Let's get Loretta on. Hey, Loretta. Hey, how's it going? Hi, Loretta. Good, thank you. When's your birthday?

It's 22nd of May, 1985. Shush, Sia. On the 22nd of May in 2001, Loretta, you were 16, and this was topping the chart. Emotional banger. Oh, my God. I cannot escape. Emotional banger. Baby, you're the one. Oh, my God. You're still to me.

Loretta, I hope you're loving this as much as I am. I am indeed. Yep, yep. Certainly. I always get Atomic Kitten and All Saints Confused. Excuse you. But that is Atomic Kitten. It is Atomic Kitten.

And Hole again. Yes. Okay, wait there, Loretta. Let's see if we're still on hold with Shane. Shane, are you there? G'day, mate. How's it going? Oh, Shane, who were you talking to?

Well, both of you guys. No. No. Who were you talking to before when you put us on hold? Where were you? What were you doing? We need to know. Oh, mate, I'm a busy man, you know.

Right, Shane. I mean, I'm locked up, seriously. What could I be doing? When's your birthday, please? I'm worried you were doing number twos and you wanted to block out the sounds. 7th of May, 68. Alright, Shane, on the 7th of May in 1984, you were 16

and this was topping the chart. Shane, I've known you for 25 seconds and I already know this But girls, they wanna have fun. Legend. Shane, I've known you for 25 seconds, and I already know this is quintessentially Shane. Mate, I'm rocking as we speak. Yeah. Hold me down. Hold me down, man.

Good. Put me on hold and hold me down. I don't know, because I really... Sorry, Shem, because that's just still quite like new. Yeah. And then I don't know what to choose between Atomic Kitten and Cindy. I love the Cindy track and I also love Shane,

but I've got a gut feel. Yeah. And I'm learning to trust my gut. Yeah. Oh, no, no, I don't trust my gut. Because I haven't heard Atomic Kitten in ages. And it is. It's a sing-along banger, isn't I don't trust my gut. Because I do. I haven't heard Atomic Cannon in ages. And it is. It's a sing-along banger, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

But Shane's got vibes. I know. Shane's song's got vibes. Yeah, girls just want to have fun. Oh, it's really hard. No, why can't I decide today? Girls just want to have fun. Hole again.

I can't back off. My gut is saying hole again. And you've just got to back So I'm just going to do it Let's go with your gut Let's go with your gut Let's do it Shane

Sorry it's not yours Ah that's alright Yours was a great tune It was Loretta You've just won Birthday Banger Oh

Enjoy your song Staring at the sky I'm dragging my two feet You just pass me by, it still makes me cry But you can't make me whole again If you see me with another man Laughing and joking, doing what I can I won't put you down, cause I want you around Laughing and joking, doing what I can.

I won't put you down, cause I want you around. You can make me whole again. Looking back on when we first met. I cannot escape and I cannot forget. Baby, you're the one You still turn me on You can make me whole again Time is laying heavy on my heart Seems I've got too much of it

Since we've been apart My friends make me smile. If only for a while you can make me whole again. Looking back on when we first met. I cannot escape and I cannot forget. Baby, you're the one You still turn me on You can make me whole again

For now I'll have to wait But baby, if you change your mind Don't be too late Cause I just can't go on. It's already been too long. But you could make me whole again. Looking back on when we first met. I cannot escape and I cannot forget.

Baby, you're the one. You still turn me on. You can make me whole again. Oh, whoa. Looking back on when we first met. I cannot escape and I cannot forget. Baby, you're the one. You still turn me on.

You can make me whole again. Oh, baby, you're the one. You still turn me on. You can make me whole again. ZM, Brian Clint with Caitlin. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from Atomic Kitten and Whole Again. I don't regret our decision. Good.

It was an absolute banger. Sometimes you're faced with an impossible decision in Birthday Banger. It's two great songs. I mean, there's first world problems, but this is really a big problem. We can only deal with what's in front of us, okay? Bree and Clint. The vaccine rollout for COVID-19 is on worldwide at the moment. This is really a big problem for us. We can only deal with what's in front of us, okay? Brie and Clint. The vaccine rollout for COVID-19 is on worldwide at the moment.

The country's really affected, have it well underway. The states are aiming for a million people vaccinated a day. That's insane. Yeah, but that's what they need to get to. If they don't, it's going to take them years to get their country vaccinated. The UK are smashing it. It's trickling out here. We don't have much vaccine yet.

Yeah. But it's coming. They're getting through. They're getting through a few people. Yeah. Obviously, they started with the border workers. Yeah. And then they're going with one of my friends who's a doctor got one the other day. That's good.

Yeah. There are some high profile celebrities who you will hear from in the not too distant future who governments are leaning on to go, hey, can you help use your power to let people know it's safe? Hey, can you hashtag spawn for us? So would you get vaccinated if... Dolly Parton said it was a good idea. I mean, she's a delightful human. Yeah.

And yeah. She's got vaccinated live on TV. Right. And here's a bit of Dolly talking about it. Well hey, it's me. I'm finally going to get my vaccine. I'm so excited. I've been waiting a while. I'm old enough to get it and I'm smart

enough to get it. So I'm very happy that I'm going to get my Moderna shot today. She is just a treasure. She's so good. Oh, hey. Sorry. It's me. And hopefully because, look, we've got to go into this together, guys. We've got to attack this thing together.

We need herd immunity and we need everyone who can get vaccinated to get vaccinated to protect the people that can't get vaccinated as well. I 100% agree with you and I don't have time to talk to people that don't want to get vaccinated. I'm sorry. We 100% agree with you and I don't have time to talk to people that don't want to get vaccinated.

I'm sorry. We have to talk to those people though. We have to talk to them. No, no. In terms of like when they try and fight me on it because I like people forget that I'm

studying to be a nurse and they're like, oh, so are you going to get the vaccine? Who'd like, yeah, just, I've had a week of it, Clint. Maybe you need a bit more.

Okay. And maybe we need to kill him with kindness. Maybe Dolly talking about it isn't enough. Maybe you need a bit more, okay? And maybe we need to kill him with kindness. Maybe Dolly talking about it isn't enough. Maybe you need a new Dolly song to convince you to get the vaccine. Has she got one for us? How's this? Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. I'm begging of you, please don't hesitate.

Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. Because once you're dead, then that's a bit too late I know I'm trying to be funny now, but I'm dead serious God, she's so good, I love Dilly Button She's amazing There you go, that message was hashtag not sponsored by the New Zealand government And the Ministry of Health Let's do the right thing

Yeah Brie and Clint You know when you start a new job and you really, really want to impress everyone? Yeah. Like that's probably the most important thing to do in the first couple of weeks of your job. Well, you think it is. You think it is.

When in actual fact, it's just to keep a low profile. And make sure that no one knows who you are or what you're doing. Yeah, exactly right. Until you figure out how everything works. Yeah. Well, this prison trainee over in Germany did not do that. He actually made a really big whoopsie, which cost thousands of dollars. It's another reminder as why you should not take photos of yourself on a job

or probably just put your phone away. Oh, no. So what happened was he's training to be a prisoner officer, a prison officer in Germany, but he really wanted to show off his cool new job. So he took a photo of himself in one of the cells. Like holding the bars like, oh, oh. He actually was holding a key, Clint,

which seems kind of innocent. It's in theme. It's in theme. He's like, woo, I'm in the jail. I've got the key. He's sent this photo to a group of his pals on WhatsApp. Now, he didn't know that it's quite easy to replicate keys if you can zoom in on that key. Oh, no.

And people that are very good at what they do, these specialists, can reproduce these types of keys. So that prison had to change 600 locks. Oh, no. Because I imagine that prisons work on like a skeleton key system. Yeah. Like there's one key that does all the cells. Yeah.

Surely. I don't know how prisons work. Yeah, neither. I think so. Well, because there was 657 inmates in this place. They don't want to keep changing kids. How did the photo get out? If he WhatsAppped it to his mates, how did it get out after that?

Or they just can't trust it if there's been a photo taken? Well, I have a feeling that he did that and then everyone sat down and they were like, now, just a reminder what you can and can't do. And he was like, oh, shit. Oh, and he had to fess up. Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know how it got out. But he might have to pay tens of thousands of dollars

because it's really expensive to change lots. I don't agree with workplaces charging the interns or the new people for their screw ups because it's a reflection on you. Yeah. You didn't train them properly. Either that or you hired a big dummy. So it's still your fault as well.

Yeah. But also like I wouldn't have known. No. I'd have been like, oh, my God, look at my sweet new job at the prison. Facebook profile, bitch. Brie and Clint. Caitlin, when was the last time you bought yourself a new pillow? I don't want to tell you.

I'm pretty sure that it's traveled with me from broadcasting school, which was about 10 years ago. Wow. Okay. There's some info out on how often you should be changing your pillow. Now, your pillow that you haven't changed, is it because you just don't think about it, or is it because it's a really good pillow

and you're worried about not finding the perfect pillow again? No, because I have like four pillows on my bed and then I just mix and match them. Okay, well hopefully that gives them four times the lifespan. I always have one favourite though, because I have to hug one and then I have to, yeah. Well, hugging, you've got to replace hugging ones too, I think. Have a listen to this.

You might have heard this with Fletch von Amigen the other day. Here's a scientist telling you how often you should change your pillow. You need to change your pillows at least every two years. The average person sheds about four kilos of skin every year. Most of that ends up on your bed or pillow, a feast for microscopic dust mites. A single dust mite has about 20 dumps a day. A buildup of dust mite feces can cause breathing and allergy type symptoms. Those nasty yellow spots on your pillows, that's sweat and oil from your body. Finally, if you can fold your pillow in half and it doesn't

spring back, it's no longer keeping your neck and spine in alignment, causing neck pain. No one. That's so grim. No one at that stage is concerned about, after you've talked about microscopic bacteria dumps, no one's concerned about neck alignment. It just grosses me out about the skin.

Four kilos. You shed four kilos of dead skin a year. That's like if you compress the skin down, it would be like four blocks of cheese of dead skin. You're sleeping on your dead skin. Like that's what your pillow's now made up of. I mean, nice to lose four kgs a year. I knew that you were supposed to change your pillowcase

because of the dead skin on there. So I knew you were supposed to do that every couple of days or whatever. Yeah, but the pillow itself. And it's just so expensive. It is expensive. Although I've, up until very recently, exclusively been a shitty $5 pillow man. I maintain that they're the comfiest pillows.

And I still maintain that. I'm talking about the ones you get in a plastic bag from Briscoe's or outside of Sonny's or something like that. They're real cheap pillows. Then I started having neck issues and so I had to buy a decent pillow. So then this pillow's $120. I'm meant to buy a new $120 pillow

every two years. You spent $120 on a pillow? Yeah, like I said, I've got neck issues. Dad! Daddy Clint! That is a bloody good pillow. I tried the Bambillo too. It's better than the Bambillo. You're going to have to replace it in two years.

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