ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th March 2024
Episode Date: March 4, 2024Who did you dream about? The item that saved your life. Boomer vs Gen Z. Where did you accidentally send the photo? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show for a brand new week.
And Brie's back from COVID.
Full steam ahead. We've got the whole team here, which is nice.
COVID 2 or COVID 3 for you?
3.
3?
Yeah.
Claudia was really worried
that you were closing in on her record.
It's one of her core tenets
is she has had more COVID
than anyone else on the team.
How many are you on, Claudia?
I'm also on three,
but I'm really tempted.
I know a few people who have it around,
so I might just go visit some people.
Claudia!
Have you ever thought about
hooking up with Brie today's the day?
True.
Brie, keen.
Yeah, I'll meet you in the back.
Meet you in the back.
Meet you in the back.
Meet you in the back.
Or the front, whatever you're into.
Party in the front or the back.
We've just been, well, I've been waxing lyrical about how good that Matchbox 20 gig was over the weekend.
I'm so jealous.
I went to New Plymouth.
And I know it's not a soft rock Thursday, but will you indulge me for a second?
This is how it's not a Soft Rock Thursday but will you indulge me for a second?
It was such a great show and the Goo Goo Dolls.
I could just
I'm so gutted
that I wasn't there.
Yeah.
Just when you think
that they're finished
and they've played
all their songs
they just go
I'm not crazy
I'm just a little unwell
I know right now I can't tell what else you got. Brinkley's Soft Rock Thursday this week's going to be a goodie. songs, they just go... So good.
I'll tell you what, Brinkley's Soft Rock Thursday this week's going to be a goodie.
It's going to pop off. What else have I got?
Brock Thomas.
One of the great front men.
You know what the real tragedy was, though?
What? He didn't do any of his solo
material. He didn't do Smooth.
Oh, he's got some great solo stuff too.
I guess he didn't want to make the rest of them feel bad.
Yeah.
Like he went on to have more success.
Or that other guitarists couldn't play like Carlos Santana.
I don't know.
Anyway, great show if you were there.
I heard Blink-182 was excellent over the weekend as well.
I heard Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker have been kicking around Auckland.
They've been at the vegan burger bars. Yeah.
Where Ella goes.
Do you go to that burger place?
Wise Boys is so good. Wise Boys.
Yeah, shout out Wise Boys. I've been to Wise Boys.
Phenomenal burgers. So good.
Actually really good burgers for vegan burgers.
And then the fries. What's that
with all the stuff on it? Do they do vegan
fries there? Yeah, loaded fries.
Vegan fries.
No, shut up.
The problem is, Ella, she's our vegan representative,
but if she saw Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian in there,
she wouldn't know who they were.
No.
She'd be like, oh, there was a tattooed up guy and some woman in there.
I know them.
Apparently it was from some band called Blink 91.
Who's the guy with the drumsticks?
Otherwise known
as the drummer.
Anyway,
great weekend all around.
Brie moved house
and that must have
been fun too.
I don't want to talk
about it.
I'm traumatised.
Alright,
let's play
tradie versus lady.
Brie and Clint.
Time for a round
of tradie versus lady.
It's tradie
versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
The tradies have taken the lead, that's for sure.
They're on 17 wins for the year.
The ladies are on 14.
Let's go to our lady first from Hamilton.
She's 36 and she loves water skiing.
Welcome to the show, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hi there.
Can you do it barefoot?
Oh, no, not quite. I'm not as good as my siblings. Yeah, right Can you do it barefoot? Oh no, not quite.
I'm not as good as my siblings.
What about a single ski?
I'm down to a single ski
but the last time I tried to do anything
I ended up with a scar across my face.
So not a trick work here.
My sister actually did her back
and last time she went water skiing
she pulled one of her discs.
So it's not a trick work.
They do say water skiing, she pulled a one of her discs. Jesus. So it's not a great place to do sport.
They do say water skiing isn't a contact sport.
Yeah.
Jess, you're a great advocate for water skiing.
You've just encouraged so many people to get into the sport.
Jess, I just want to get out there on the water and give it a go now.
You're taking on our tradie today from fielding.
They're 17, and last week he skipped work to go to a gig.
Oh, I've got to know which show that was.
Welcome to the show, Angus.
Hi, Angus.
Hey, how's it going?
Was it Blink 182?
No, Andy C.
Andy C in Auckland.
No, in Sydney.
Oh, in Palmerston.
Did Andy C play in Palmerston North?
Yeah.
Jeez.
Oh, that was so gutter.
I missed that.
I definitely know who it is and I'm just as cool as you Angus I'm up with the Gen Zers
Here we go guys, Angus your buzzer is
Trady, Jess your buzzer is Lady
First of three correct answers gets
50 bucks cash from KFC
Here we go, question number one, bad weather
is lashing the country right now
particularly the South Island
On which coast would you find the town
of Greymouth? Lady? Yes Jess Now, particularly the South Island, on which coast would you find the town of Greymouth?
Pleiades?
Yes, Jess.
Oh, I'm going to tell you this, Sam.
I'm not very good geographically.
The West Coast?
Yeah, well done.
Nice work.
Damn.
I've been to Greymouth.
Yeah.
It is quite great.
Party in the mouth.
Yeah.
All right, one to the ladies.
Question number two.
What colour is an aer an airplane's black box?
You know the Stan Walker song?
Yeah.
Yes, yes.
Somewhere in the ocean.
I'm going to take a stab black.
No.
No, not black.
Angus, any ideas?
Is it orange?
Yeah.
Bright orange or yellow?
Unsure why it's called the black box.
Yeah, weird. It needs to be that colour so they can find it. Obviously. Yeah. Bright orange or yellow. Unsure why it's called the black box. Yeah, weird.
It needs to be that colour so they can find it.
Obviously.
Yeah.
But why do they call it the black box?
Yeah, why do they call it the orange box?
Yeah.
Buzzy.
Anyway, we've won a piece so far.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Back to the ocean, I'll go.
Back to the city. Lady. Ang Back to the city, I'll go
Angus?
Is it Miley Cyrus?
It is Miley Cyrus.
Nice work.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one, Jess, to stay in it.
Question number four.
Why did pirates wear earrings?
And there's a couple of different options.
Because it was fashionable. It was a symbol of ranking on the ship,
or they believed it improved their eyesight.
Jodie.
Yes, Angus.
B.
It was a symbol of ranking on the ship.
That's incorrect.
Jess.
I want to go A.
Because it was fashionable.
Yuck.
It was actually because they believed it improved their eyesight.
How weird is that?
No points there for anyone.
Question number five.
Maybe I should put my earring back in.
Don't do that.
What is the name of the KFC mascot?
Oh, guys, come on.
He's on the sign.
Angus.
Is it? Oh, guys, come on. He's on the sign. Angus. Is it?
Oh, like Colonel...
Jess.
Jess, free guess.
Doctor, no, what's his name?
Colonel Sanders.
Yeah, is that the game?
No, that's all tied up.
This is for the win, guys.
Doctor Strange.
Doctor Sanders. I referred him as Doctor Sanders on Sunday mornings. To be honest Dr. Strange. Dr. Sanders.
I refer to him as Dr. Sanders on Sunday mornings.
To be honest, I would have accepted Dr. Sanders.
Yeah.
Yeah, fix me, Dr. Sanders.
Question number six.
What is the world's most common women's shoe size? Is it a US 5 to 6, a US 7 to 8, or a US 9 to 10?
Lady.
Yes, Jess.
US size 7 to 8. She's 9 to 10? Lady. Yes, Jess? US size 7 to 8.
She's got it.
Well done.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
By the skin of your teeth, Jess, it was a close game,
but you've taken it home.
$50 coming your way.
Thank you so much, guys.
You're welcome.
Angus, that went on longer than an Andy C concert.
Yeah, I bet. Don't talk about Andy C like that. You're welcome. Angus, that went on longer than an Andy C concert. Yeah, I bet.
Don't talk about Andy C like that.
He's fantastic.
I love his stuff.
Brianne Clint, here's Taylor Swift.
Brianne Clint. Remember that lady
whose Stanley Cup survived
the car fire and it still had ice
inside it? Yeah, it was the only thing that survived
the car fire and then Stanley bought her inside it. Yeah, it was the only thing that survived the car fire
and then Stanley bought her a new car.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm thinking about just getting a Stanley Cup
and setting my car on fire just so I can upgrade.
It's not a bad idea.
Yeah.
The trick with that is you've got to make sure the Stanley Cup
doesn't cost more than what your car is worth.
You know, that's the...
That's where it gets a bit sketchy.
There's a new one. There's a
woman named Rachel from
Stouberville. Stoubenville.
Stoubenville. Stoubenville, Ohio.
And she says her Stanley Cup saved
her life. How did it save her
life? Was she inside the
cup and she was in a fire
or something? She was in a desert and she
desperately needed iced
mochaccino. You know what? I've seen how big
these Stanley cups are getting. They could fit
a human-sized woman in there. Like a tiny home.
Yeah. It's pretty much just got a
little straw chimney. I've heard it's only got
a kitchenette in there though, which
And they're insulated. You could make do.
Most houses in New Zealand aren't insulated.
It'd be bloody brilliant.
Quite a bit of lead though. She posted
a TikTok video showing that a bullet that came through the wall of her house
deflected off her Stanley cup, which prevented it from hitting her.
Is this a true story?
It's a true story.
Or is she trying to get something free from Stanley now?
I did consider whether she was trying to get a free house from Stanley.
But the video
checks out. So her and her
fiance were in their house
and they heard some gunshots outside.
Nice neighbourhood.
Who hasn't heard a few gunshots outside?
That's terrifying.
And then one really loud
gunshot
which came through the wall of her house, the front wall.
It went through the weatherboard,
out the other side of the drywall.
It went through a bottle of her moisturiser
that was sitting on the table,
and then it's hit the Stanley cup and it's ricocheted off,
and by then it's had enough obstacles
and it drops to the ground, the bullet drops to the ground.
The reason that I believe it is she shows the bullet hole in the wall.
We've been slowed down by everything else.
Yeah. Well, okay.
I was just saying.
Well, you'd still rather hit the Stanley cup than hit you in the chest.
No, but what I'm saying is it wasn't just the Stanley that stopped it.
Oh, okay. Well, the moisturizer didn't do much.
Depends what type of moisturizer. Some of those are heavy duty.
It was an Elizabeth Arden. Oh, okay. Nothing wrong with that. Depends what type of moisturizer. Some of those are heavy duty. It was an Elizabeth Arden.
Oh, okay.
Nothing wrong with that.
No, nothing wrong with that.
Can't stop a bullet though.
So maybe work on that for your next formulation, Elizabeth.
The reason I believe it is in the TikTok video,
it shows the cops in her house marking out where the bullet is
and things like that.
Stanley have commented.
What'd they say?
Because fingers crossed,
new house, or maybe a Reno,
or free
healthcare, or bulletproof vests
for the whole family for Steubenville.
They said, the Stanley team is
thankful to learn that the woman in the social
post is safe. It reinforces
the durability of our sustainable
product.
However, we do not recommend that our products
are used for safety protection purposes.
You're no crap, Stanley.
Yeah.
No crap.
We weren't intending to use them for that.
Wasn't planning on testing it.
Have reusable drink bottles gone too far though?
Because they're meant to keep water cold
and not choke dolphins.
They're not meant to be bulletproof.
Like are we over-engineering these things? But do you reckon they set out to keep water cold and not choke dolphins. They're not meant to be bulletproof. Like are we over
engineering these things? But do you reckon they
set out to make it bulletproof
or it was just, you know,
a happy accident? I don't know.
But it's one of those stories that, you know
when you see like one of those history TikTok
posts and it shows like
a man's bible from World War I
that stopped a bullet from going into
his heart. Yeah.
It's that.
And I thought this afternoon, this is a real sort of long shot topic,
but could we ask people, did an object save your life?
You know?
Like, did a thin Lizzie compact in your back pocket stop a steel rod from going up your left butt cheek?
You know?
Save your life or?
Well, save your butt. Save your butt. Will you get penetrated by a life or? Well, save your butt.
Save your butt.
Will you get penetrated by a steel rod?
No, I'm just, wouldn't be the first time.
I'm just saying, do you want stuff where it may not have necessarily killed them,
but it still saved them?
It saved you.
Yeah.
Yeah, it saved you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to open it up a little bit.
But not your seatbelt and not your bike helmet, you know? Like an object that wasn't intended to be a life-saving object.
You know?
Or an airbag.
Like that was, that'd been made to do that.
Or a parachute.
Yeah.
0800 dials at M or text it to 9696.
Like this lady's Stanley bottle.
Did an object save you from something?
Yeah, what was it?
Yeah, what can we get?
What can we get?
You might get a good brand deal happening here.
Brianne Clint.
Do you reckon she was actually sitting
in the line of the bullet
or she's just saying that hopefully...
Don't let the truth get in the way
of a good TikTok video, okay?
No, I'm always...
There's a bullet wound in the Stanley bottle
and there's a bullet hole in the stanley bottle and there's a bullet hole in the
wall okay just i'm always so like because there's been a few times it's very rare that people get me
but so we're asking you when did an object save you from something like this text here my thick
thighs stopped me from dropping food onto the chair
hell yeah not quite what we're looking for we'll take it no not quite that is spot on like if your
thick thighs had deflected a bullet then that would be you know that would be humanly impossible
would it like i'm pretty sure a bullet's always going to go, no matter how fuck, even if they are D-H-I-C-C fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, all right, all right.
Fair enough.
Let's talk to Patricia on our $800 at M.
Hi, Patricia.
Hi, Patricia.
Hello, Clinton Bree.
How are we?
Hello.
Good, thank you.
What's the item that saved you?
A car door.
Okay.
A car door.
Tell us about it.
So, I don't know.
I guess I was a passenger, as some of us are when we're children,
and got T-boned by some lovely person that decided to pull out
and went straight into the side of us,
and then he went through two layers of metal.
When he went through the third, he would have taken my leg with him.
But the car door saved your life.
Pretty much.
Do you know what sort of car it was?
Nissan Primera
One of those flash new up model ones
That were like
Early 2000s
Shout out to the Nissan Primera
Pretty much
And what am I driving this day?
A Nissan
You've got to be a Nissan for life
Customer for life baby
Okay thanks Patricia
That's perfect
Thanks Patricia Someone texted her and said My iPhone saved me from a chainsaw You're getting this in for life. Customer for life, baby. Okay, thanks, Patricia. That's perfect. Thanks, Patricia.
Someone texted her and said,
my iPhone saved me from a chainsaw going through my leg
when it kicked back at me.
That'd be one of those new titanium iPhones, wouldn't it?
Probably.
Can you imagine?
You'd be iPhone for life after that.
iPhone for life.
It's like those videos you see where the tradie films the front of the circular saw
and it's got a piece missing and then they turn the camera around
and the piece of the circular saw is in the glasses.
In their safety goggles.
The safety goggles.
They should make chainsaw chaps out of used iPhones.
That'd be a good idea.
That just sounds like a cool outfit.
Yeah.
Sounds like something Lady Gaga would wear
Or Lil Nas X
Chanel's here, hi Chanel
Hi guys, how are you?
We're good, what's the item that saved your friend?
My friend was a garage door installer
And his wristwatch saved him from having his hand being chopped off
What? How?
He was, I don't know much about garage doors,
but you've got to like tension the springs or something
when you put them up.
And as he was tensioning the spring,
he must have done something wrong or something happened
and it gave way and it sprung off and went through his wrist
and his watch saved him from it going through
his major artery.
Oh my God.
So his hand was pretty much just hanging on by a little bit of skin and that vein.
Oh no.
No, no.
Do you get out of the garage door trade after that or is it like get back on the horse?
He spent many months in hospital.
Yeah.
And wasn't able to work for a long time after that
because he had to get his hand moving again.
Does he have full movement in his hand back or no?
I haven't spoken to him for a long time,
but I think it was pretty much there,
but not completely normal. I'd love to know what kind of watch it was. No chance you know what sort of watch it was, much there, but not completely normal.
I'd love to know what kind of watch it was.
No chance you know what sort of watch it was, do you, Chanel?
I have no idea.
I know it wasn't a smart watch.
No, it'd be like a metal dress watch of some sort, right?
Probably a bloody Rolex.
Or a tag or something.
Something none of us can afford.
Well, maybe you should.
Maybe you need to spend the money.
It saved this guy's life. Exactly. Well, maybe you should. Maybe you need to spend the money. It saved this guy's life.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Thanks, Chanel.
Thanks, Chanel.
We appreciate it.
Amazing story.
Someone said me and my partner were in the back seat
and we got hit by another car.
She was sleeping on me,
and I was the human shield that stopped her from hitting the window.
Wait a second.
How were you, though?
Yeah.
If you were the human shield, how did you come out?
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are you texting us?
And I was the human shield that saved her life.
Bree and Clint.
Time to head to LA and get the latest with Dee McCarthy.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dee McCarthy.
Brianna is back.
She's done her first performance since the Super Bowl,
and it was for a pretty penny as well, Dean.
Hi, Dean.
Oh, my goodness.
Hi, guys.
I hope you're all sitting down or about to feel really poor.
Rihanna performed at an Indian billionaire's wedding,
and her fee was $10 million.
$10 million was her fee.
Now, let me just tell you, that's just not like,
it's not a package deal.
It's not like when you go on the P&O Fairstar cruise line.
No, no, no.
$10 million plus.
You then had to fly all of her entourage.
Everyone came on private jets.
I think her entourage was like 30 or 35 people.
One of those was a Kiwi dance star, I've been told as well.
Yeah, Paris Goebel.
I'm not familiar with choreographers.
Paris Goebel.
Why did Paris get paid?
Is Paris listening?
Pull in.
I don't know.
Everyone got some big bucks, though.
Yeah.
Paris is amazing.
She choreographed all of Rihanna's stuff now.
She did the Super Bowl.
In her Fenty show, she did the Super Bowl.
And she tweeted that they pulled that wedding together
in two weeks, that performance.
Whoa.
Choreographed the whole thing.
What I want to know,
and obviously we probably don't have the details,
but I want to know how many songs is she doing?
How long is that performance going for
that she's getting paid $10 million?
How many do you reckon?
I reckon probably like, just maybe like five or six of those biggest.
No way.
That's $2 million a song.
That's, yeah.
Well, to be fair, you're probably right because it's a wedding.
It's not a Rihanna concert.
You don't want her to do an hour and a half, do you?
Yeah, it's not about.
You've got to get a speech from Aunty June yet. It's not about Rihanna, you know. So they probably, yeah, you don't want her to do an hour and a half, do you? Yeah, it's not about... You've got to get a speech from Aunty June yet.
It's not about Rihanna,
you know, so they probably, yeah, you're right,
they don't want her on for an hour and a half.
Question though,
someone's getting fired because
who in the wedding planning
team hadn't picked the wedding
planner singer? Two weeks
beforehand. Yeah, yeah. Who thought,
oh my God,
we haven't got a...
I think when you're that rich,
you can live on a whim and just make it happen.
And they go,
oh, we don't want Clint to DJ our wedding anymore.
We want to fly Rihanna in for $10 million.
Or do you reckon someone else pulled out?
Oh.
And then they've had to pay through the nose for Rihanna.
Who do you reckon would have said,
well, I mean, look at, who was it?
Was it Taylor Swift that went to Singapore early
to do all those extra shows?
She went to Singapore exclusively.
Right.
Yeah.
They paid her extra money to only do Singapore.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay.
There you go.
That's the Goss Live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy.
He's our Hollywood correspondent.
Bree and Clint.
Did you catch any of the interviews that chicken shop girl Amelia DeMoldenberg did for the Oscars?
She did like a...
She does red carpet stuff, eh?
Yeah, and it wasn't even red carpet.
She did like this whole other thing where she got to take, you know, people into the room and do like a pre thing.
No, but I love her.
She's hilarious.
And I love her interviewing style.
Very good.
Very unique interviewing style. Yeah good. Very unique interviewing style.
Yeah.
Her TikTok is so good.
She's very good.
One of the interviews she did for the Oscars was with Billie Eilish and her brother Phineas.
Oh, yeah.
Because obviously they were nominated for their song they did for the Barbie movie.
What Was I Made For? What Was I Made For?
What Was I Made For?
Yeah.
And there's a part of the interview that's going viral at the moment
where Billie Eilish is quite ruthless where she talks about the reason
she broke up with someone she was dating.
Oh, okay.
And it's because she had a dream about someone else.
Oh.
There's some audio.
I've got the audio here.
So good.
Take a listen.
A couple years ago, I had a dream about Christian Bale,
and it was in a little cafe in the sunlight,
and it made me realize I had to break up with my boyfriend.
At the time.
Genuinely.
I woke up and I was like, and it came to my boyfriend. At the time. Genuinely. I woke up and I was like,
and it came to my senses.
It's over.
Yeah.
Batman.
Christian.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me, Batman.
It's me, Christian Bale as Batman.
You've got to break up with your boyfriend.
In a cafe in the sunlight.
I'm trying to figure out what it was.
Christian Bale's got some something something.
I get it.
Didn't Billie Eilish recently come out as well as gay?
Because if she did, that shows the true power of Christian Bale.
I think she came out as someone who isn't going to just date one gender.
I don't think she came out and was like, I'm a full-blown lesbian now.
But I think she's just kind of like, yeah, women are hot.
That's another dream.
That's a different dream.
Some other people are there.
Not Batman.
More Wonder Woman.
Wild that that was enough.
She must have just had,
Christian Bale must have just been a vehicle for her
to have a profound realisation about the thing that she was doing not being right for her.
Do you reckon it was about her ex-boyfriend, Jesse Rutherford?
I don't know.
Because they broke up last year.
Could have been.
I've now done some detective work because they broke up last year.
Yeah.
And it could have been him.
Right, okay.
Could have been him because he was, remember, he's the guy that she dated that was a lot older than her.
Oh, right.
And maybe it wasn't that type of dream about Christian Bale.
Christian Bale was like, he's too old for you, bro.
Or she had a dream about Christian Bale and she was like.
I want to go older.
I want to date older than my current boyfriend.
I have heard of instances where people wake up one day
and realise, just like out of the blue,
realise that they're not in love with their husband or wife anymore.
What?
Yes.
Like, shockingly dramatic.
But something has to happen.
Something has to happen,
but maybe they have been coasting along in life
or maybe, I don't know,
it's just there's a shift that happens for them mentally
and then they have to let their partner know,
you didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything wrong.
I have just realised that I'm not in love with you anymore.
Have you ever heard of the reality TV show effect?
No.
This is a real thing.
Oh, I think I know.
It's a real thing, right?
And I've seen it firsthand,
but it's a real thing where it depends on what reality show, but people will go onto reality TV shows
and they'll be immersed in this show and they'll have this, you know,
enlightening experience or they'll have a horrible experience,
but they'll have this crazy enlightening experience
and then it causes a lot of people to come back
and pretty much blow up their entire life,
break up with their wife or husband or like, you know.
I have heard about it.
Or their long-term partner and just be like, I'm, you know.
No one tell Maddie McLean's husband.
It's been long enough since Prince Riley.
It's been long enough.
It usually happens straight after.
No one tell Chris Parker's husband.
No, it happens straight after.
And it's more of a
survivor thing, to be honest. Yeah. And Big Brother.
It does happen a lot after Big Brother and Survivor.
I thought
we could ask people this afternoon,
did you have a dream
about someone that you probably
shouldn't have had a dream about?
And by that I mean, you know,
maybe it was your boss and maybe it
was your cousin. Maybe it was your cousin.
Maybe it was your mother-in-law.
Do you mean purely sexual dream?
Yeah, like a saucy dream.
Saucy dream.
Remember that time I had a saucy dream about Hayley Sproul from Fletcher and Hayley?
Yeah, and then you left her like two awkward voicemails
and she left you unseen.
And then I took it real personal and was like,
what, does she not take this as a compliment?
I want to tell her about this sexy dream that I had. I was like, what does she, does she not take this as a compliment? I want to tell her about this sexy dream
that I had. Anyone else would be flattered
that I would have a sexy
dream about them. Turns out she is just
busy. Who falls in the category of
weird people to have a sexy
dream about? Boss, father-in-law,
Nan, mother-in-law, Nan,
brother,
landlord, sister's
husband, sister's husband.
Sister's husband.
Or any of your friends or family's husbands or girlfriends or wives.
Like you should like imagine if you.
Step parent.
Imagine if you, think of your best mate.
Yeah.
Does he have a wife?
Nah.
Oh yeah, I got another one, yeah.
Another best friend?
He's got a wife?
Yeah.
Imagine if you had a sexy dream about her.
Oh.
That's going to happen now you watch. I won't be telling him.
Don't tell anyone.
0800 dial ZM or text 9696.
Who was the dream about?
Bree and Clint.
Who was the dream about?
That you knew in your gut that it was not the person that you...
Should be dreaming about.
Should or thought you would be dreaming about. Like this text that we got from someone that said i had a sexy dream about then
prime minister john key fml oh come on he's got a certain how was it in charm yeah seen that photo
of him with the hot dog i've seen it yep yep he knows what he's doing go all right uh this person
wants to be anonymous which means the dream must have been good.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hey, how you going, guys?
Good, thanks.
Tell us, mate, who was the dream that you had about someone where you were like, what the hell?
Years ago, Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny.
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
I think it was his bank account, you know.
Do you reckon?
Do you reckon?
He had like, I've got that Samsung TV app now where it plays all those old shows.
Does that come up on your TV?
And they just kind of, they just.
Yes, it does.
Yeah.
And my boyfriend at the time, he's now my husband, will still tease me about it if it comes up.
Because we get the, the reason I mentioned that I mention that is there's like an entire channel
dedicated to the nanny that comes up at the moment.
And then Dawson's Creek is another channel.
Yeah.
He's got like a kind of like an elder statesman Pierce Brosnan vibe to him.
I would if I had the opportunity.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Not somebody I'd choose to dream about, though.
Cece Piston was keen, so why wouldn't you be keen, you know?
Could be worse.
True.
Good old Cece. That's right. Cece Piston was keen so why wouldn't you be keen? Could be worse. Good old Cece.
That's right, Cece.
She was.
Look out Cece.
She was going to climb Mr Sheffield like a tree.
Okay, thanks Anonymous.
Thanks for the insight, we appreciate it.
Someone texted her and said a dream I definitely shouldn't have had about someone
was of one of the dads of a
child that I teach.
I couldn't even make eye contact with him after that.
I was too embarrassed.
I reckon that would be very common.
You reckon?
Well.
I wonder if the dad was hot.
Surely.
Because it doesn't always work that way.
If you're an early childhood teacher
and your passion is teaching children
and you see someone who's just a really good dad.
That's so in your wheelhouse.
You're like, oh, man.
I wonder.
I want to know.
Wish you were my dad.
No, that's not what you're wishing, is it?
Wish you were the dad of my kids.
No.
No.
I wish you'd be my daddy.
There you go.
That's what it was.
Yeah.
Nailed it.
Someone takes through, and this one's quite interesting.
I'm gay and I had a sexy dream about a chick mate at work.
I'm a guy and when I go to work as a flight attendant,
she was randomly on my crew one time and I told her about it.
She loved it.
I think I'm still kind of attracted to her.
There you go.
It's something, I hear these stories and I feel like it's,
sometimes you just can't deny someone's energy.
I was going to say energy.
And you're so attracted to their energy,
even if you're, you know, a certain way inclined.
Yeah.
Sometimes the energy gets you.
You go home and you're like, babe, I've got a terrible feeling.
I might be straight.
Oh, shit.
I've got to come out to my parents now.
Again?
Brianne Clint.
Hey, who wants to road test a new game with us on the fly?
Me.
Me.
Me, me, me.
Here's something we've been brainstorming.
It's got the working title of Gen Z versus Boomer.
Yes.
And the idea.
Like man versus wild.
Man versus wild.
Gen Z.
Gen Z versus Boomer.
We have a Gen Z. Her name is Ella. Kia it's Gin Zid versus Boomer. We have a Gin Zid.
Her name is Ella.
Kia ora.
And we have a Boomer.
Mama Di.
Oh, listen, I'm only just a Boomer.
I like how she says that.
She's well within the Boomer range.
I am not, Brianna.
Well, it's okay.
Ella's only just inside the Gin Zid range.
It's true.
Oh, okay.
I'm 23.
Did you hear Mum? She's like, Oh, okay. I'm 23. Did you hear mum?
She's like, oh, okay, that makes it better.
So you guys don't want to be boomers or Gen Zs.
You are what you are, okay?
Thank you.
And today, us millennials, aka the most important generation, are going to play a game with
you guys.
Classic millennial thing to say.
The goal of this game, the goal of this game is to identify someone who's definitely famous
that both the boomer and the Gen Z don't know. That's the goal of this game is to identify someone who's definitely famous that both the boomer and the Gen Z don't know.
That's the goal of the game.
That's the aim of the game.
You win this game by coming up with someone that you, Bree, me, Clint,
and Claudia all know, but Ella and Mama Di do not know, right?
Okay, there's quite a lot of moving parts to this
because you also want to have, like,
the glory of saying someone quite famous
and them also not knowing who it is.
Yes.
So you don't want to go too left field.
So you want to be...
The kudos is getting someone where we all go,
oh, yeah, that person.
But both Mama Di and Ella, our boomer and our Gen Z,
go, sorry, I've got nothing.
You've lost Mum.
I can tell she doesn't know what's going on.
Mum, essentially we're going to say a famous person's name
and then you have to tell us if you know who they are.
No problem.
No problem.
Just remember, I'm in an apple and grape haze this morning.
Bree said that you're hungover.
She said you had a big bender.
She went to a music festival on the weekend.
Just slightly. She had three glasses of Chardonnender. She went to a music festival on the weekend. Just slightly.
She had three glasses of Chardonnay.
She was anyone's.
Heck.
All right, Mum, are you ready to play?
Ella, are you ready to play?
I have a question.
Is it based on the name?
Because I'm better with faces.
No, it's based on the name.
It's based on the name.
You can't Google them.
We're on radio right now.
Oh, yeah.
Can't show you a picture.
Good point.
I choose social media, sorry.
I'm going to go first.
I think I've got a good one.
Okay, I've got a good one.
Okay, I'm happy with that.
You go first.
So first we'll start with Claudia and Brie.
Okay.
Okay.
You guys know who Rob Thomas is, don't you?
Rob Thomas.
Oh, absolutely.
I mean, easy.
But you know who it is, eh?
Oh, Mum thinks she knows.
Mum and Dad, don't say who it is if you do know,
but do you know who Rob Thomas is?
Yes.
Okay.
I might have failed already.
Ella?
No idea.
So you don't have any clue who Rob Thomas is?
No.
No?
Nothing.
All right, we go to Mum and I for the point.
Mum and I, who is Rob Thomas?
Rob Thomas is a famous singer.
She nailed it.
Is it because of that song he did with Santana, is it?
Absolutely.
He loves Santana.
Okay, I didn't get a point there because one of them knew.
Okay.
Okay.
Over to Claudia, I reckon.
Okay, I've gone with a bit of a wild card.
I feel like all millennials will know this person, but either side might not.
That's the key.
Yeah.
That's the key.
So do you guys, Bree and Clint, do you know Chuck Norris?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't know what I'm going to say.
Okay.
We're off to a good start.
Okay.
Ella, do you know who Chuck Norris is?
I know the name, but do you know who it is?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
But I know the name.
Yes or no?
You have to give some sort of detail about this person.
Creator of Converse.
Oh, my God.
Good answer.
Good answer.
No, Chuck Norris.
I heard him wrong.
Let's put a pin in there.
I think that's my favourite thing you've ever said on this show.
Put a pin in there.
Put a pin in there.
Mama Di, do you know who Chuck Norris is?
I absolutely know who Chuck Norris is.
And I reckon she deserves the points for that answer anyway.
You've got to prove it.
Who's Chuck Norris, Mama Di?
Chuck Norris is a martial art, martial karate.
Yeah, yeah.
You know he's stuck.
Yeah, yeah.
And not the inventor of the Chuck Taylor, not the Chuck Norris.
I can see how that brought quite easy to get confused.
Holy hell, that was so funny.
Okay.
All right, Bree, it all rests on you.
We've got to find someone that everybody knows except the boomers and the Gen Zs.
I reckon I've got it.
You reckon you've got it.
I reckon I've got it, guys.
Millennials in the room, Assemble, Claudia, Clint,
do you guys know who Debra Messing is?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
There was a question mark in there. I don't know Debra Messing. Oh, no,. Yes. There was a question mark in there.
I don't know Debra Messing.
Oh!
Oh, no, yes, I do know.
You do know.
I do know, sorry.
You do know.
Yeah, I do, I do, yeah.
I knew it would come to you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who are we going to...
Ella, do you know who Debra Messing is?
Yes or no?
Again, heard of the name, singer?
Okay, she doesn't know.
Mama Di for a clean sweep this week in Gen Z versus Boomer.
Do you know who Debra Messing is?
I've heard of her.
I'm a little bit the same.
I've got a funny feeling.
Stop stalling.
You can't just...
Stop Googling her.
Stop Googling, Mum.
She's hyperventilating.
I think you've done it.
I reckon she's a model.
Did I do it?
I think you did.
And Deborah Messing is, I would argue, famous enough.
She's from Will & Grace.
Will & Grace was in a lot of movies.
I knew her.
Hey, Mum and Di, you did very well in that.
You got two out of three.
Nice work, Mum.
Oh, they were more my era, that's for sure.
So Mum and Di takes this first round.
Woo-hoo, I love this guy.
And we'll take that feedback.
Should we go some more?
That's the challenge.
We've got to go more feedback, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, Gen Z versus Boomer.
It's one point to the Boomers this week.
One point to Team Boomer.
Oh, they get everything, don't they?
They do.
They're back up with us, isn't it?
Bree and Clint.
There's a woman from Adelaide, Australia,
who has posted about a mare she's had
when she realised she sent a photo to the wrong person.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Now, what the photo was of...
Is worse than the person it went to?
Look, I think...
Or is it a combo?
I think it's a combo.
It's always a combo.
It's a combo. Because an embarrassing a combo. It's a combo.
Because an embarrassing photo is sent to your best friend.
Fine.
Fine.
You'd be like, oh, my God, please delete that.
It's funny you say that because I'm pretty sure this photo that she took... Yeah.
...was meant to go to her best friend.
Okay?
Yeah.
So let's take a listen as to what the photo was and who she sent it to.
I've got a really fun game to play.
Tell me your age and then tell me something that you're really good at.
I'm 50 and I'm really good at accidentally sending one of my tutoring students' dads
a picture of the enormous poo I did this morning accidentally instead of my best friend.
Oh!
Shame on me for assuming it was going to be sexual.
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
It was a poo.
She sent a turd to one
of her students' dads.
So picture this, right?
What do you say after you realise you've accidentally sent that picture
to one of your tutoring students' dads?
Like what do you say even if you explain it?
No, I've got it.
I've got it.
What do you say?
I've got it.
So this is how you maintain credibility.
Yep.
As a professional.
Medical.
Medical.
Medical.
You say to them, I'm so sorry.
That picture was meant to go to my doctor.
And you call it.
Then they can't.
They can't criticise you.
That's so true.
You've got a bowel issue that you're trying to have diagnosed.
And here's the key.
If you are saying it's medical, you call it a stool sample.
The problem is she probably followed it up with the text like,
check out my massive turd.
This one could sink the Titanic.
And then it's hard to come back from there.
But if it was just the photo, you're right.
You can be like, look, I've been having problems with the tape.
Who knows?
You can come up with something medical.
You can use that same thing with nudes too,
depending on the position in which you are standing.
And who else is in the photo.
And who else is in the photo.
You're like, sorry.
It was meant to be a picture of a mole that I need checked.
That was for my mole map specialist. Yeah, exactly. They're like, I don It was meant to be a picture of a mole that I need checked. That was for my mole map specialist.
Yeah, exactly.
You're like, I don't see a mole down there.
And you're like, please, stop looking at the picture.
That's so inappropriate.
Let's just delve into the one thing that a few people are probably,
you know, wondering right now as well.
A heap of people taking pictures of their poos
and sending it to their friends.
Is that a...
I don't even have to ask you because it's a no.
It's a hard no from me.
Well, I mean, you should get that checked if it's a hard no.
It's a firm no.
Yeah, firm's not bad.
But not to call someone out who's not here to defend themselves,
I 100% believe that this is the behaviour of someone like
former producer Ellie, Ellie Harwood.
Ellie could be one.
If her and I were Snapchat friends,
I would expect content like that from her.
Yeah, she could be sending pictures of poos to people.
That's for sure.
Someone just texted and said,
quite alarming to turn on my car and just hear Clint yell,
check out my massive turd.
Sorry, out of context, that was bad.
No, even in context Even in context
Producers, sending poos to friends and family?
No
Never
No
Nah, I tried and I felt uncomfortable about it
Go on, you for trying
There's this poo app that my friends were on
Oh, I've heard about the poo app
I haven't
You can track your poos
It's like a diary and if your friends follow,
then you can check how their poo is.
For health or for sport?
Just for fun.
Sounds like for sport.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, kind of like be real, but even realer.
Be too real.
Be too real.
You can rate it as well.
That's what they should call it.
Isn't it called Rate My Poo?
Yeah.
Oh, my God. Bring it up. Okay, bring it up Isn't it called Rate My Poo? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.
I mean.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
Okay, bring it up.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
We're not going to ask you do you send pictures of poos to people that you know.
We are going to ask you, though, who did you accidentally send the wrong photo to?
Yeah.
It doesn't have to be toilet stuff.
It doesn't have to be toilet.
It can be anything.
It was just you sent a photo and you accidentally sent it to the wrong person.
You're like, oh, no, why have I done that?
Nudes.
Photos of you, like, hooking up with the wrong person or, like, you know, like.
Incriminating photos, maybe.
Incriminating photos.
You took a screenshot of someone's conversation
and you were going to send it to your friend,
but you accidentally sent it back to the person that you took the screenshot of someone's conversation and you were going to send it to your friend but you accidentally sent it back to the person
that you took the screenshot of.
Claudia.
Don't out-Claudia.
Maybe Claudia did that to somebody.
At least I don't send poo pics.
At least we don't do that.
Yeah, true.
Oh, $100 at in with text 9696.
The question for you is,
who did you accidentally send the photo to?
Bree and Clint.
A woman has accidentally sent a picture of her number twos
that was meant for her best friend.
I mean, that's already weird.
Already weird.
But accidentally sent it to one of the dads of a kid she tutors.
I've got a really fun game to play.
Tell me your age and then tell me something that you're really good at.
I'm 50 and I'm really good at accidentally sending one of my tutoring students' dads
a picture of the enormous poo I did this morning accidentally instead of my best friend.
Can I just say she sounds fun?
She does sound fun.
Doesn't she?
Yeah, hell yeah, she does.
Do I want to receive a photo of her number two?
No, I don't.
Absolutely not.
Do I want to have a couple of white wines with her?
Absolutely.
100%.
100%.
She'd be on a dry Chardonnay.
So we've asked you, very dry, we've asked you who got the photo
that wasn't meant to get the photo sent to them.
Someone texted her and they said, my colleague did this.
They tried to send me a very not safe for work joke,
which was basically just a nude image.
She hit send and when I didn't receive it,
she confirmed my last name and realised she had sent it to someone in HR
with the same name.
Oh, no.
Of all the people in the company to send it to. Not
the HR person. Not the HR.
Do you reckon people at HR
sometimes hate
being in HR? Yeah. Because they want
to see the funny nude jokes.
It would suck to be the HR team at
the Christmas party because no one would want
to hang out with you. They want to be in
on the funny memes.
Guys, we're off the clock.
The inappropriateness.
We'll turn a blind eye.
Annie's here.
Hi, Annie.
Hi, Annie.
Hey.
Tell us, mate.
Was it you that sent a photo to the wrong person?
It was a list.
I didn't know if that counted.
It was a list of pros and cons to dating the guy that I wanted to date,
and I sent it to him.
Wait, so you've done a pros and cons list,
and then you've taken a photo with that,
and you've accidentally, instead of sending it to whoever you were sending it to,
you've sent it to the guy.
Yeah, it was meant to be for my mom,
and I'm not sure which is better,
asking my mom to evaluate my anal list of pros and cons
or sending it to the guys.
Anal retentive list, I think she means.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God, I thought that was on the pros and cons list
and then I was about to go, is that a pro or is that a con?
Is this okay for the radio?
I feel so, oh, my God.
Yeah, let's just say it didn't work out.
We didn't go out.
He was really nice about it.
He was, you know, I think he took it in his stride.
There was nothing horrible,
but it was definitely a little bit of a breakdown of someone's character
further than what they'd want to see.
Sorry, I'm still recovering from that.
Me too, Eddie.
I'm still recovering from the other thing.
Thanks, Eddie.
Because that would be way worse, I feel like, than a pros and cons list.
Yeah.
Yeah, sending that type of photo to...
More Vivian. Yeah. But, I that type of photo to... More vivid.
Yeah.
But I mean, if that's your jam,
get it all out on the table early.
Yeah, but I don't want to send it to someone
that it's not meant for.
And you definitely don't want to send it
to your mum by mistake.
Yeah.
That's really not the wrong person
got the right message at that.
Yeah, my God.
Oh, Annie, you poor...
I would have died if...
Someone said,
this chick that I was talking to
accidentally some videos of her
solo gardening to some old lady on Facebook Marketplace instead of me.
You know what that old lady would have replied?
What?
Is this still available?
We had a text from someone in HR, by the way.
We were talking about whether they hate being from HR.
I said to them, yeah, I asked if they hate it.
Yeah, you said to people in HR, because they don't get to,
no one kicks them in on the fun, naughty jokes.
And they said, I'm in HR and I do hate it
because I'm super inappropriate in my personal life.
So I don't mind a joke, but people are too conservative around
me. Oh, that sucks.
They're scared. They're scared. Be like police officers.
Yeah. You know
like how everyone, like I'm sure not
with these super close friends and family.
Yeah. But you know if you're like friends with a cop,
everyone's kind of like, oh, don't tell Gary.
Don't tell
Gary about it. Hide the brownies.
David's coming over.
Let's do a birthday banger for Tia this afternoon. Kia ora, T that. Hide the brownies. David's coming over. Don't talk about the brownies.
Let's do a birthday banger for Tia this afternoon.
Kia ora, Tia.
Hi, Tia.
Hi, guys.
How are you, mate?
How was your weekend?
It was good.
I did round the bays, actually.
Did you?
A bit rainy, but yeah. So many people did round the bays in Auckland.
That looked huge.
How many Ks?
8.4.
8.4. That's a good distance. That looked huge. How many Ks? 8.4. 8.4.
That's a good distance.
That's not for me.
I guess it's enough to push you and...
Yep.
No, I'm proud of you, Tia.
I'm proud of you, mate.
What's your birthday?
21st of June, 1996.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2012.
And back on that day, this was number one.
Callie Rae.
Perfect.
Do you like it?
Love it, yeah.
Me too, Tia.
I rate it.
It's you as a 16-year-old.
It's technically a brilliantly written pop song I read somewhere once.
Mm.
Like, it's an actual, like, lyrical.
Yeah, it's technically perfect.
Technically perfect.
Okay, we'll just do a birthday banger from Regan.
Hey, Regan.
Hi, Regan.
Hey, guys.
What did you get up to for your weekend, Regan?
Oh, I just hung out.
Just hung out, relaxed?
Yeah, man.
Oh, I like that. See, that sounds, relaxed? Yeah, man. Oh, I like that.
See, that sounds like more my type of weekend.
Taking it easy.
The opposite of round the base.
Okay, give us your date of birth.
Let's do your birthday banger.
The 22nd of the 6th in 1993.
Oh, so not that long ago.
Happy birthday for the other day.
You were 16, though, Regan, in 2009, and this is your birthday banger.
So why won't it start today? 2016 though, Regan, in 2009. And this is your birthday banger.
Oh, your birthday banger's just hanging out and taking it easy as well.
Hi, Regan.
What a banger.
Get out your fedora.
He wore the fedoras, didn't he?
Yeah, he had the woven fedora, yeah.
Hey, not a bad one, Regan.
Do you like it?
I love it.
It's good.
I like the bit where he goes...
One more birthday banger for Mark.
G'day, Mark.
Hi, Mark.
How are we?
Not too bad, thanks, Mark.
What did you do for your weekend?
Oh, I had, with all good intentions,
I wanted to finish some Reno's,
but never got round to it,
so not much, to be fair.
God, I've never felt anything more deeply. I don't have any
door handles on any of my
doors. Ah, don't worry about it.
I got locked in my... Screwdrivers work. Yeah.
No, Mark, I got locked in our bathroom
for an hour.
I had to sleep on the ground next to
the toilet. I'm not even
joking. Mark, what's your date of birth, mate?
Let's do your birthday banger.
17-11-85.
Okay.
All right, mate.
That means you were 16 in 2001.
And back on your 16th, Mark, this was at the top.
Oh, it's a stone-cold banger, Mark.
Mary J. Blige.
So I didn't know the title.
No, that was it. Oh, you don't like it. You don. Blige. So I didn't know the title. No, that was it.
Oh, what?
Oh, you don't like it?
You don't like this?
Is he joking?
I can't tell.
I don't reckon he loves it.
I don't love it.
Don't love it?
Okay, then.
Were you hoping
for like a Creed song
or something?
Who knows?
Bit of lighthouse.
We're getting pretty old now.
Yeah, getting up there.
Wait there, Mark.
I'm actually voting for that. Me too. Are you? Yep. Oh, Mark's going to be gutted. Yeah, getting up there. Wait there, Mark. I'm actually voting for that.
Me too.
Are you?
Yep.
Oh, Mark's going to be gutted.
Mark, guess what?
You've won.
Shocking.
That's shocking, guys.
Sucker.
A win's a win, Mark.
What a stitch-up.
What a stitch-up.
What a stitch-up.
Brian Clint, your birthday bang is from the year 2001
it's Mary J Blige
Family Affair on ZM
ZM Brian Clint
the winner of birthday bang is today
is Mary J Blige
on a classic Dr. Dre beat.
I've got to read out these two texts, and it relates to Birthday Banger.
Okay, don't read it.
These are the two texts.
This was the first text that came through before we had chosen that song
as the winner of Birthday Banger today.
I've had such a bad Monday.
Please give me a call.
Please give me, call me maybe.
I need it.
It's a need.
Oh, no, we didn't see that in time.
We didn't see that text and we went with family affair.
They have then text us again saying,
this is now my villain origin story.
And the soundtrack is Mary J. Blige.
Can I put that in? I know we don't do it
on this show. Can I put that in as
text of the week, please?
I know we don't do that, but that's
good stuff. So when they publish your comic book
and they look at the tipping point that turned
you evil, it'll be the end of your bad day
and then we didn't play Carly Rae Jepsen.
That's the thing that turned you over to the dark side.
Can we give them a little bit now?
Just a little bit before.
Isn't it too late?
It's never too late.
Just give them a little bit.
Especially this first part.
Is that enough to claw them back?
Who knows?
Just this one first bit.
Come on, we got another Dr Octopus out there.
Hear them?
They're going back to the good side.
This has got to be one of the best Carly Rae Jepsen songs, eh?
She's got a few.
What about Cut to the Feeling?
Stone Cold Banger.
This is in the top five, though.
Definitely.
Top three?
Definitely.
Top two?
Probably. This is crazy.
But here's my mother.
Bree and Clint. I didn't want to bring this up again on the show.
I'm the last person that wants to be talking about this,
but at the start of this year,
something was said on the show by someone
that turns out wasn't a common thing
felt by everyone in the group.
And I fell for that person. Me too. The person who said this. Like, we've all done by everyone in the group. And I fell for that person.
Me too.
The person who said this.
Like, we've all done a poo in the sea.
Because I've worked with you long enough that when I saw it come out of your mouth,
I know that you thought it was more common.
I thought it was way more common.
Yeah.
And look, I'm not saying that it's something...
You thought you'd read the room.
I like how I have to justify it every time we talk about it.
It was an emergency.
It was one time.
It was on a boat, a bunch of people.
It was very, very embarrassing.
But I thought it would have happened to more people.
Turns out, according to you guys in here, no.
None of you have ever had that experience.
It's been viewed.
You know, it's got three.
You're adrift at sea with that opinion.
You know who's got three million views on TikTok?
Three million.
It might be the biggest video we've ever posted.
It might be.
It's your legacy.
I'm sorry.
I've got come on, Eileen, and you've got poo in the sea.
God, we're gross, eh?
That's us.
Jeez.
Could have been anything else. and you've got poo in the sea. God, we're gross, eh? Oh, jeez.
Could have been anything else.
Anyway, I had a glimmer of hope on the weekend. A glimmer of hope that actually made me think I was correct
in saying that it's more common than what people think.
Okay.
And it was after I was watching a very famous and popular TV show.
Yeah.
And something was said on the show.
Look, now, obviously, this isn't a reality show.
I'm so confused.
I need to know what the show is.
The show, maybe one of the most popular shows of all time,
Friends.
Okay.
Right?
And we know in Friends,
the writers of that show drew from real life scenarios
and stories from their life
to create the show.
Okay?
So just keep that in mind.
The beauty of Friends
is how relatable it is.
Exactly.
Exactly what you said, Clint.
So the other day when I was watching season nine, episode 16, 11 minutes in,
Phoebe says this.
But I never want to get married again.
Wow.
That was just my first marriage.
You know, such a disaster that I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
Was it really that bad? At one point near the end
she deliberately defecated on me.
Okay, well that's bad, yeah.
But don't you think it might be different with someone
else? Perhaps a blonde
who always uses a toilet.
Except for once in the ocean.
A rare glimmer of hope.
Did she?
However.
Oh, what?
However, I would ask,
do we think that Phoebe is the most normal and relatable character on the show?
Or is Phoebe's character weird and she's funny because she does weird things?
You know?
Am I the most normal and relatable character on this show?
Do you want to be the most normal?
No.
No.
I don't.
But she said it and let's just, that's come from somewhere.
That's come from the writer's room.
That's come from people.
Yeah.
Okay.
So we're at two people who have pooed in the sea.
Brie and a fictional character from a 90s sitcom.
Oh, shit.
Literally.
Good research, though.
I thought I had it.
I thought I had it.
I love the idea of Brie trawling through the archives,
desperately looking for references.
I was just watching the show and my ears pricked up.
Maybe try Married at First Sight.
That's full of weirdos.
And that's us. We're out of here.
We're going to venture out into this wild weather
and head home. Hopefully you've had a nice afternoon.
I'm off to listen to
more Matchbox 20 and the Goo Goo Dolls in the car.
Hell yeah. You know when you go
to a show, you know it's a good show.
I go to plenty of shows, but it's
only the really good ones
where you are in there like this is Matchbox 20
or this is Goo Goo Dolls Spotify playlist for the next few days.
I can't get out of it.
I usually am in there for a while after.
Wait a second.
I've just had a realisation.
Yeah.
Are they from the same era? Would you say the same era realisation. Yeah. Are they from the...
Goo Goo Dog.
Are they from the same era?
Would you say the same era?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that the realisation?
Nah, I just realised my realisation was actually not a realisation.
It was pretty boring.
So, we'll just move on.
But that was it?
That they're from the same era?
Nah, it was something else that doesn't make sense.
Okay.
No, I'm not going to say it, Ella.
No, no.
We're all here now.
You might as well say it.
Oh, I've just thought of something else more interesting.
Okay, go on then.
Question for Clint Roberts.
Yeah.
How much were tickets?
Did you or did you not pay for tickets for the first time in a very, very long time?
I paid for flights and accommodation.
But not the tickets.
And I was gifted some tickets very generously.
Oh, Claudia's rope ropeable She's ropeable
You were giving tickets
And you went without me
I took my wife
How dare you
Do I mean nothing to you
When was the last time
You reckon
You paid for tickets
To see a show
I've paid for tickets
Like a music show
I've paid for tickets
To go and see Incubus
Next month
In Christchurch
What about
I thought they'd be giving those to people.
Well, yet to be seen.
They may do.
Have a great night, everybody.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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