ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 4th May 2022

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

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Is it on now? Yes. Oh, come on. That is all you. All you? You're on the button. People who listen to this podcast, I know it would sound a bit different because I'm obviously isolating, so I'm broadcasting from home.

There's so many things that come into play, like Clint and I are trying to do a show, and when you're trying to have a conversation With someone Where there's a half a second delay It makes it so impossible To have a conversation It can't flow The conversation just can't flow Can it?

Yeah It makes it really hard Disjointed Anyway If people were listening to the show Then they probably would have heard The computer notification Come through

And again It's also like The way we've got it set up, it just takes all the audio and really we're just sitting here, fingers crossed, it's only Zoom. Sue Chef Sam, there is a rule in our show. You need to read it out if it's on air. What was it?

What was the notification on your computer? Be prepared to be disappointed. Oh, is it something boring? It's like a software update or some shit. There was a software update. Yeah, it's a good old Windows Defender summary Can't get more boring than that He's not zooming you in from his personal computer

His text messages aren't coming into this thing Wait Sam Is that a One of those track and list things you're hearing Oh shit And then Bree's dog joins the broadcast Like I said Whitney

It's a miss We'll play in a minute All because of COVID-19 Yeah And K-Road Bloody K-Road I wonder where I got it from K-Road

K-Road Yeah You already got it I did You already got it in the In the club Into clubs Did you say in the club?

That so sounded like that Well I didn't I hope my clit doesn't have COVID I hope you got it in the clit but that's none of my business Well normally I'd say that's the best place to get it but you know people normally it's hard to find but

Whitney you've got to go play over there Play over there I reckon we just go Yeah, let's call it a day Let's podcast Guys, don't leave me I'm stuck inside Yeah, all the best mate

You need to go back to shaving your hairy rug I was telling, did you hear that? Did you hear that, producers, before? No, we didn't. Sorry, we had an injured blast. She's been trimming her rug. I've literally been trimming my rug. Her lounge rug.

Okay, you know what? No, no, no. What were you thinking? I need to explain now. I need to explain. No explain you trim your rug yeah i was i had a pair i said to clean you know how bored i am already in isolation i got out some scissors and i've been giving my rug a haircut makes sense as in as in my lounge isn't her pubic hair no i have no pubic hair. I'm a laser. If it was you,

you'd be doing it into a towel. Oh, shit. That's such a... Yes, Dave. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Got him in the end, Dave. Ha ha. 3, 2, 1.

Hey, it's Brie and Clint. Kia ora, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. I'm in the studio and Brie is in isolation. Come in Brie. Day two of isolation baby Leshko. How's the COVID going? Two days into having it, how are you feeling? I feel pretty similar to yesterday, maybe a bit more of a husky voice though. Should I do a bit of a, you know, singing musical snack for you guys? You're a little bit raspy today, yeah. We get a Fleetwood Mac song up or a little bit of Tina Turner. We'll figure it out.

Sit on that idea. I sound more like producer Anastasia now and I'm loving it. Or the real Anastasia. Brian Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, here we go. The tradies versus the ladies.

Back again for another day. The tradies 39 plays the ladies 24. Well done. It was an absolute down trowel to the ladies yesterday. 3- done. It was an absolute downtrial to the ladies yesterday. 3-0, they beat our tradie. Can it happen again today? We'll find out. Our lady is from Christchurch.

She's a mum of two. She's 24 years old. Welcome to the show, Nahuiya. Hello. Kia ora, how are you, Nahuiya? I'm good, thank you. How are you? Very good.

You'll be taking on our tradie today. He's 32 years old. He's also from Christchurch, and he loves a beer after a long, long time. Oh, no, he's got more years on me. Welcome to the show, Richie. G'day, Richie Rich. I mean, what type of beer are we talking? Oh, whatever's brown goes down.

Whatever's brown goes down. Good attitude, Richie. Yes, nice. Nice, Richie. Take what you can get. Your buzzer is tradie. Nahuiya, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers scores themselves $50 cash,

thanks to KFC. Good luck. Thank you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Winston Peters has been trespassing, has been trespassed from Parliament and he is not happy.

No? Yeah, that's right. He's been trespassed from Parliament. Means he's not allowed to go back to Parliament for two years. Sorry, Nahuiya, you haven't heard the question yet. Nahuiya? Go for it. What was the question? Yeah, it hasn't. Go for it. What was the question?

Yeah, it hasn't been yet. I thought that was the question. Father's turn. Why don't we read the whole question again from the top, Bree? Yes, please. Winston Peters has been trespassed from Parliament and he is not happy about it. Which political party was he the leader of?

Freddie. Yes, Richie. Injured first. Richie. Well done. Peter, Richie. Inzy first. Richie. Well done. Nice work. One point to the tradies. Question number two.

Here we go. What movie is this quote from? Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. Yes, Nahuiya. Was it? Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz is correct. That is correct.

Nice work. You got there in the end. One apiece. Question number three. What country does rapper Jack Harlow come from? Is it A, Canada, B, the US, or C, Turkey? A. Nahuiya.

Answer A. Answer A. Canada is incorrect. Would you like a free guess, Richie? US. Well done. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number four. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Now, who are you? Who is that? Olivia Rodrigo, not Avril Lavigne. I was too quick. Olivia Rodrigo is correct. Well done. Nice work. It does sound a lot like Avril Lavigne,

and you've tied up the game two apiece. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number five. What sport does Steph Curry play? Tredy. Richie, for the win. Yes, Richie.

Basketball. Basketball is correct, and you are the winner of Tredy vs. Lady. Yep. Yes, Richie. Basketball. Basketball is correct. And you are the winner of Tradie vs. Lady. Is there anybody you would like to thank? Tradies, do it again. Richie, anybody you'd like to thank this afternoon? My bro, Corey.

We're still at work. Sweet. Shout out to the bro, Corey. There's an awkward proposal that has taken place inside of a busy McDonald's. Yes. And when I say awkward, it was so awkward because the woman who got proposed to was ordering what she wanted from McDonald's. And her trying to be fiance got on his knee behind her and tried to propose to her in this busy McDonald's. Anyway, she turns around really unimpressed, Clint,

like really not impressed with him. Yeah. And they have an argument. So they have an argument and I don't think it was about nuggets and then the crowd's cheering because they're excited, right? They think she's going to say yes, yeah. Exactly right. And anyway, she turns around and they're all cheering and she says no and then she storms out of the McDonald's and you'd think he would follow her

but he actually ended up waiting for his order. He gets his order and then he leaves. This guy's an idiot. From the start he's an idiot. First of all, can I say, on behalf of our sponsors, if you're going to get engaged anywhere, get engaged at a KFC. Have a bit of class about you, man. That's where you've got to do it, you know?

Second of all, no girl dreams about getting proposed to at a busy fast food restaurant, you know? That's part of the fairy tale. The proposal is part of the fairy tale, and she had every right to storm out. Even if she intends to marry this guy in the future, she had every right to say no in the moment, right, Brie? I mean, it's really putting in minimal effort, you know?

Isn't it? The only way it could have been less. Not to mention, not to mention. Yeah. Yeah. Not to mention you do it in front of a big crowd so it makes it feel like you have to say yes, but she was like, hell no, I'm not saying yes.

The movies make you feel like you should do a public proposal, but every girl I've talked to has said that a public proposal is their worst nightmare. Would you agree? I 100% agree. I think I'd be so embarrassed that I'd probably just be like, yep, yep, yep, yep yep just get up get up get up I just don't want to make a scene you know I wonder if we could talk to some people this afternoon who

are willing to admit the way that they were proposed to was less than ideal in fact it was pretty average like you may have even gone through with the marriage you may be with this person now they may be the love of your life but you can admit that the effort they put into the proposal could have been a little bit better, right? It was average AF. I love how you're like, you know, you might have gone through with the wedding. Like you may have married them. But you can admit and you can say that the proposal was so average

and you were really disappointed. A woman has said no after her boyfriend proposed to her at a McDonald's, a busy McDonald's, and she was really not impressed. Surely he was steamed. Surely it was after a night out and they were getting some food to go home and he's like, I'll do it. I wonder if he even had a ring. He did have a ring because he got down on one knee.

There's a video of it. He got down on one knee and it looked like it was a McDonald's in a shopping centre. So they'd just been shopping and they were getting some McDonald's and boom. If he's got the ring on him, that to me sounds like it's planned. Like his plan was to propose to her at McDonald's, in which case, man, bad room read, bro.

But we're asking. Maybe they met at a McDonald's though. I'm trying to think of the best, look at the best of things out of this, you know. Maybe they met at a McDonald's. Then get some McDonald's takeaway and take her to the beach or something like that, you know. See?

Good. That's why you're married. Have elements of your origin story, but don't recreate the exact moment. We want to know, was your proposal a bit average? It doesn't matter if you ended up marrying the person. In fact, wonderful if you did. but now you can admit, you know what? They could have put a bit more effort in and Chelsea's called up. Good afternoon,

Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. Chelsea, tell us what was the horrific proposal? I wouldn't call it horrific but my husband we did get married definitely thought so okay how did he propose to you? so we went to this lovely Italian restaurant

like that was recreated from our first holiday away and we were just paying the bill and like there was a box seat and he was on the box seat and I was on the chair and suddenly I just heard this chink when he went to pull his card out. And I was like, oh, you've dropped something cool.

And I just assumed it was like a 10p coin or something because we were in the UK. And then he sort of kept looking for it. I'm like, it's 10p, it's not that bad, we'll leave it there. And he's like, no, I really need to get it, come on. And so we got the lemonade and mignons and trying to flick it out. And I was like, okay, honestly, I will give you a 10p out of my purse, it's fine.

He's like, no, we really need to get it out. And the lady behind me started looking real excited. And I was like, what the hell is happening? And so he then got one of the waiters over who found a wire coat hanger. And started like, risking out. At some stage, he's like, the manager came over, found a wire coat hanger. Oh my god. And started like, riffing out. Yeah. At some stage, he's like,

the manager came over, he's like, are you alright? He's like, no, I've dropped something. And then he sort of like, covered his mouth and said, it's a ring. Oh no! I'm like, oh my god! And so... So did he ever find the ring? Did he ever manage to find it? Yes. So they tried everything. The manager shouted us, limoncello

shot, and then we left because they couldn't get it out because they had people coming in after us. No! Nothing screams romance like Limoncello, am I right, Chelsea? I know, right? Because the manager himself was so beside himself, he actually had one as well. Oh, wow.

And then we had to leave, and my husband got the call the next morning to come and get it. He came back to me in bed and said, here it is. I never want it back. That is so much more memorable than he'd just got down on one knee. I actually think that's quite a nice proposal story, Chelsea. Yeah, that's not too bad at all.

Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hey. How are you guys? Good, thank you. Tell us, did you have a bad proposal, Ashley?

It's a bad, yeah, it's pretty bad. Like, heart was in the right place, but wrong time for sure. So I'd only just given birth to his first child, and like literally a couple of seconds after pushing and he is down on one

knee, and yeah. down on one knee. And, yeah, so definitely the wrong time. What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yep, hot and sweaty and, you know, still coming off, you know, the drugs that they give you when you're giving birth. And, yep, pop the cushion.

You've just pushed a baby out of you downstairs, and he's like, this is the moment. This is the time. This is when she will feel her best. She'll be looking her best. Oh, my God. She's exhausted. This is a vulnerable time to ask her. So what did you say, Ashley?

I said yes, but still not the best timing. Not the best. He gives you a ring and then you also need a ring that you have to sit on after giving birth for a couple of weeks. Someone on the text machine, Clint, said, I picked up my husband from a party because he was drunk. I was driving his car and before I backed out of the driveway, he opens the middle console and pulled out an engagement ring

and slurred to me, will you marry me? It was a dress-up party and he was dressed up as a Scotsman wearing an orange wig and a pom-pom hat. I hope you said no and get out. You can get an Uber home. Finally, Alana, tell us how your proposal went. I got serenaded by Tiki Tane. Oh, okay.

Your husband's Tiki Tane? Oh, okay. Your husband's Tiki Tane? No, he organised the whole thing, but yeah, happily married five years later, still in love. Can I just remind you, Alana, we're asking for average proposal stories. Sorry, I just had to Skype a bit. Have you come to flicks on us about the most romantic proposal of all time? Yeah, well, it was private and really romantic. And yep, sorry, sorry, guys. Alana, Alana, how did your hubby organise Tikitane to come and serenade you at the proposal?

So this is how he wanted it for like six months, but had trouble. And then we live in Tauranga, so he was just at a waterfall one day and Tikitane was there filming one of his song videos. And he was just like, oh, my God, you have to help me propose. And he's like, mate, here's my personal cell phone number. Give me a call when you're ready.

And yeah, that happened. That is so Kiwi. I just saw Tiki Tane at a waterfall and asked him and he said, yeah, bro, sweet as. I mean, you know, that's awesome, Alana. But then obviously he has to go next level for the wedding. So how, did he get Ed Sheeran for the wedding? Yeah, right. He's going to have to get Ariana Grande in.

Bree and Clint. Oh, and oh my God. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Dean, Pink has offered up some really heartfelt advice. She has.

This is a really, really raw, authentic, and really kind of beautiful, actually. She shared about how when she was in her 20s, she would have awful panic attacks that were very, very terrifying to her, and obviously her sharing her stories to help all the people around the world who do suffer and deal with this as well.

Have a listen to this. Here's Pink being very vulnerable on social media? Hi, everybody. I'm pink, and I'm proud to join the Child Mind Institute for their Dare to Share campaign. In my early 20s, I used to get pretty awful panic attacks, and I didn't know what was happening. I didn't have anybody to talk to about it and I didn't know what to do. I will tell you from being a very, very afraid 7, 8, 13, 23, 31 and now a 42-year-old woman, it does get better and there are beautiful moments waiting for you and there are beautiful people waiting to love you and one of those people is yourself.

She is such a great role model, right Brie? She is one of the greatest role models and I think it's just because no matter her celebrity and how big she's become, she's always still herself and she's really real and raw and just, yeah, really transparent and that's what we love about her, right? She'd be the ultimate auntie because I reckon you could still have a drink with her as well.

Absolutely. She'd offer you great advice but then you could have a bourbon and coke with her as love about her, right? She'd be the ultimate auntie because I reckon you could still have a drink with her as well. Absolutely. She'd offer you great advice but then you could have a bourbon and coke with her as well, right, Dean? Exactly. And she'll get drunk and sing with you. Yes. With a mic.

And then she'll rig the curtains up and she'll start swinging from your parents' lampshades and it'll be a great night. Oh, pink's on the pizzo again. Typical pink. It's quite a long video. If you'd like to watch the whole thing, it's on Pink's Instagram account.

And that is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Clint, this is a story for the dog owners out there. And I want people to text through if you own a dog. And I want to know from people, text us on 9696. How many times a day do you feed your dog? I said to you earlier this afternoon, isn't it like cats? Don't you just put some biscuits out and they look after themselves for the day?

How do dogs work? I've never had a dog. And I said, Clint, dogs have no self-control like cats do. They will just eat it all if it's sitting out. They will eat all the food. Right, okay. So how often do you feed your dog a day? See, this is interesting because there's a study that's been done

on how often you should feed your dog, how many times a day you should feed it. And I feed my dog, Whitney, once a day. We feed her at the same time every day. That's how we do it. Only once? Does she have dinner? Does she have breakfast? Does she not?

Look, she has a little snack in the morning. We have a snuffle mat where we put some food in this mat and she has to work to get some of the food out, but it's only a little bit. It's a tiny bit. I need one of those mats. I eat my food too fast and I get indigestion every single time. I need one of those mats that makes me work for my spaghetti bolognese.

I'll get you a human snuff mat. How does that sound? Yes, please. But scientists have actually analysed 10,000 different dogs across a range of different breeds, sizes and ages to look at how many times you feed them affects their health. Okay, sure. And this article shocked me quite a lot because apparently in this article

it says a lot of people feed their dog three times a day. Three times a day? Yeah, breakfast, lunch and dinner just like us, which I was quite shocked at that. Are you taking a trip home in the middle of the day to make your dog's lunch? How does that work? Well, I'm just looking on the text machine and a

few people are saying three times a day. Yeah, they are. Yeah, some people are saying twice a day, breakfast and dinner. So there's a lot of different options. Yes. But the study says and scientists have revealed that the healthiest is once a day. Oh, there you go. Yeah, it says that the study proved people who feed their dogs less are actually making it less likely for their dogs to have a range of different disorders, such as dental, orthopedic, kidney and urinary and liver problems. And if you feed them once a day, apparently they're less likely to have those issues. If you feed them more than once a day, though, are they less likely to eat your shoes and your TV remotes

and things like that, you know? No. Is it the sign of a hungry dog if they're nibbling on the corner of your couch and stuff like that? No, I think that's just part and parcel of being a dog is to chew on everything. Bree and Clint. Here on the Bree and Clint show, we like to keep it topical,

we like to keep it relevantical. We like to keep it relevant. And that's why this afternoon I want to talk about that Gautier song from 2013. Remember, it had Kimber on it. So current. Specifically the music video. Do you remember the music video for that where they were both like fully body painted and standing against a mural and they kind of blended into the background I remember that song won

heaps of awards and I'm pretty sure the music video won awards too it was iconic. It was amazing and we weren't sick of the song at that stage we were like everything about this is incredible well I stumbled across this quote I don't know how old it is but it's from Gautier I found it today and he said that

after filming the music video for that song, which took them all night, like everything about filming that would have taken ages. And he said, I quite clearly remember driving home at 9am after shooting all day and all night. I was in a bathrobe. I still had body paint all over my face. So he hasn't taken any of it off.

And I decided to go through the McDonald's drive-thru. I ordered a coffee to make sure I didn't fall asleep and crash my car on the way home and the girl working there did not even bat an eyelid. I guess it's just a regular thing at the McDonald's drive-thru in Hastings. Oh they've seen some stuff haven't they? They would have right because I was then thinking I was like it would be a buzzy job working in any drive-thru because you would see people when they're happy, when they're getting some food to go on a date and celebrate and just hanging out with their mates.

You'd see them when they're sad, when they're getting their emotional food after a breakup. Intoxicated. Intoxicated, when they're a bit jolly and saying things that they wish they hadn't said into the speaker box from the passenger seat, of course. Whaticated when they're a bit jolly and saying things that they wish they hadn't said into the speaker box from the passenger seat, of course. What about when they're high?

Do you remember that time I told the story on air and I was behind this Range Rover and I legit saw this guy smoking a joint. Is it 420 yet? Smoking a joint outside the window. And I was like, is that what I think I see? And I could smell it. And as I've driven around to the window. And I was like, is that what I think I see? And I could smell it. And as I've driven around to the other window, I said,

did you guys see that guy? And they said, yeah, the guy with the joint, he's here all the time. Incredible. That guy has done some forward planning. He's gone, now I'm going to smoke this joint, and I know I'm going to get hungry. So I'm not going to smoke it until I'm outside the takeaway place. So much clarity. You'd also see people at their worst when they were hungover. Sunday morning at any drive-through,

KFC, whatever it is, you would just see some shells of human beings. You would see people whose spirit had left their body the night before. And I reckon if you might have seen them the night before, if you worked a long shift, you might have seen them at 3 a.m. and then seen them again at 10 a.m. And you'd be like, oh my God, this is two different people. And Clint, that's why I love Uber Eats so much. Because it's made me keep my dignity a whole lot more these days. And that little bit where you can write, leave it at the door, do not come in.

Do not disturb. I do not want to be seen. I thought there must be a lot of people who listen to this show who either work in a drive-thru currently or have worked in a drive-thru before. And I want to know, on 0800DIALS.M, or you can text us on 9696,

what's the weirdest thing that you ever saw come through the drive-through when you were working there? Oh, this is good. This is going to be good stuff. You know, those moments where you just go, what are these people up to? Did you see that clip of that woman? I can't remember where in New Zealand it was from,

but she was standing in the drive-through at some fast food place and she was losing her mind at something? No, I haven't seen that one. Oh, it came out last week. If you haven't seen it, Google it. And she is not impressed. I'm pretty sure about the meat content that she received in her burger. Jesus.

I saw the video today from Rotorua where people were riding their horses through the drive-thru to pick up their order. Will you get served? I don't know. I don't know if it's legal or not. I don't think it is. I think it's a bit of a hazard. What about a ride on lawnmower?

Ride on lawnmower. Your wife's in labour and she's like, stop in and pick up some food on the way to the hospital. I don't know. If you've ever walked in the drive-thru, we'd love you to share your stories with us this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Have you ever worked in a drive-thru?

And what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen come through your drive-thru in a car? Maybe they weren't even in a car. We just want to know. What have you witnessed out your window there? I can only imagine the things that these poor workers have seen and had to deal with. Stephen's called up. G'day, Stephen. G'day, Stephen.

Hello. Hello. You're a drive-thru worker? I work in a hardware drive-thru. Oh, okay. And this limo turns up with a spa pool built into it. Right. Wow. It was completely full of adult

entertainers having a great old time. Wait. Wait a minute, Stephen. Were the adult entertainers in a great old time. Wait, wait a minute, Stephen. Were the adult entertainers in bathing suits? Yes and no. Yes and no. Very, very expensive. What were they doing at your hardware drive-thru?

Did they need some nails? No, no, no. They were just coming through, celebrating some sort of party and then driving off. It was just one of those weird things I've ever seen. There you go. Perks of the job, I guess. Candy's just one of those weird things I've ever seen. There you go. Perks of the job, I guess. Candy's just like, oh, guys, do you mind if we stop through at the hardware store? I need to pick up some paint.

To get some Sally's No More Gaps. Sian's called up. Hi, Sian. Hi, Sian. Hi. You working the drive-thru? No, not me. My partner.

Oh, yeah? What has she seen? Oh, yeah? She went to give these guys their food that they ordered and the guy in the passenger seat was eating a dog roll.

No. Excuse me? Shut up. Yeah. A real dog roll? Not just like a roll of chub luncheon that kind of looks like a dog roll. An actual dog roll? I'm pretty sure she said it was champ on the side. I mean, if you're going to eat any brand, it is definitely champ. Jesus.

How strange to be doing that when you're, because if you're trapped on a desert island and that's the only thing to eat, you can excuse it. The dude's literally sitting in a drive-through. All he had to do was lean over to the speaker and say, can I have some human food, please? And someone would have placed some in his hands, right? Well, no.

It was the passenger who was eating a dog roll. The driver had gone through the drive-thru for himself. Oh, my God. Sian, surely that has Bucks Night written all over it. Yeah, right? Yeah. Well, yeah, hopefully not on my stag night. Fair enough.

Someone said, I used to work at Macca's and a drunk girl hopped out of her taxi at the ordering speaker and started to pee in the garden. But she didn't realise that there are cameras built into the box until I said, I can see you. Not ideal. Not ideal. Someone said, they had someone go through the drive-thru and they had their cat in the car, which, I mean, that's fine.

I mean, I guess that's okay. It would be a weird thing to see. But the weird bit was that they ordered a Filet-O-Fish, which made them go, wait, does that mean you or is that for the cat? When I've got Whitney, my dog, in the car, I order her a piece of bacon. So I get it. You know, yeah. Yeah, but that's a dog. When I've got Whitney, my dog, in the car, I order her a piece of bacon. So I get it. You know. Yeah. But that's a dog. Like. Yeah, true. Like when I

saw, remember that time I saw a guy with his cat on a leash on Ponsonby Road at a cafe and it was drinking a coffee? Yeah, but again, that's Ponsonby Road. True. Different story. Finally, oh, where have they gone? Where's our caller gone?

Hang on a second. I want to hear some more of these. Someone else said we got a strange look at the drive-thru when we went through after our wedding. We had a lot of people from overseas and spent all night talking to them so we didn't eat much and we were hungry. So we're in our full wedding dress and tux through the drive-thru. That's a good time.

Humphrey's here. Hey, Humphrey. Hi, Humphrey. How's it going, guys? Your friend worked in the drive-thru. What did they say? Yeah, so this was years ago when they were filming The Last Samurai in Taranaki, that Tom Cruise movie.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Not me, but my friend was working at a major fast food chain, and Tom Cruise actually came through the drive-thru. No! Yeah. No! Okay.

And thinking he'd have a little bit of fun with him, because he recognised who he was, as he handed him his food, he said, last night I dreamt of you, Tom. And Tom Cruise apparently just looked so petrified, he sort of threw the burger in the passenger seat and absolutely gapped it. Yeah, I would too.

That is a really creepy thing to say to anybody, let alone Tom Cruise. You know, Humphrey, I actually heard about this and I heard when he got his fast food, he looked at it and he said, you complete me. Yes! Got him!

Show me the nuggies! Show me the nuggies! Show me the nuggies! Bree and Clint. There is a robot vacuum cleaner on the loose in the Coromandel township of Whangamata. What do you mean? It's escaped. A local woman has gone on the community page

looking for help after her robot vacuum cleaner slipped out of her home and headed into the wild yesterday. And it's still on the loose. What kind of onslaught is that woman putting that poor robot vacuum cleaner through that it had to escape? I know this sounds crazy, but has anyone seen an iRobot vacuum cleaner on Port Road in Whangamata? She said she was charging it in a cupboard and she heard it start up.

She's like, oh, yeah, that's normal. That's what they do. They're robots, right, Bree? They just operate themselves. They literally, you just type it in and they just start doing their work when they need to. She went back later to check if it had returned to the charging base and she said she couldn't find it.

She said she left the garage door open and she's now wondering if the robot vacuum cleaner took off down the driveway and out into the wild. Out into the surf maybe. Can you imagine the police report on this? We are looking for a robot vacuum cleaner, height about 10 centimetres tall, colour

described in white. With a mind of its own. Reported sightings include someone who said, I'm pretty sure I saw it doing bombs off the wharf. Someone should really tell the vacuum cleaner that water will ruin its motor. And someone else said, I just passed it going up the bomb bays

on its way back to Auckland. Oh my God, this is Shawshank Redemption, the vacuum cleaner edition. Oh my God, it totally is. I don't actually believe those sightings. Like I think that's people trying to have a laugh. And I think, Bree, it's our civic duty to try and help locate

this robot vacuum cleaner. So what we're going to do now is we're going to call the Fungimata Club, which is like a, it's like a cosy club, it's kind of like a, it's just like a restaurant, bar. Are you thinking the robot vacuum cleaner went to the pub? Possibly. It is on Port Road, the Funga Matar Club.

So we're going to pop a call through now and see if anybody there has eyes. Welcome to the Funga Matar Club. If you wish to talk to someone from the office, please press 1. For the kitchen, please press 2. And for the bar, please press 3. Definitely the bar. Definitely the bar. Definitely the bar.

If I know that I'm robot vacuum cleaner, it'll be having a few schooners. He's on the handles, yeah. Funga Matar Club, Flan speaking. Hi, what was your name, sorry? Flan. Flan. It's Bree and Clint here calling from ZDM radio station.

How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. How are you? Good. Little concerned. Are you aware that there's a robot vacuum cleaner on the loose in Funga Matar at the moment? I just see something go on Facebook.

Yeah, yeah. We were just wondering. It escaped onto Port Road and you guys are on, the Whangamata Club's on Port Road, right? Yes. Well, we were just wondering if the vacuum had possibly wandered into the Whangamata Club yet. No, no. Not at the, no, not at the moment, no. Right.

Flan, question for you. If the robot vacuum cleaner does turn up and does vacuum the pub, will it get, you know, a free beer out of it? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Brie Racer's a really good point. If a robot vacuum cleaner had actually wandered into the Funga Matar Club, would you tell anybody or would you just take the free cleaning? Better both.

Yes, Flynn, I like your style. Keep your eyes peeled, please. Last question before we let you go. What's the jackpot up to on the pokies at the moment? Oh, sorry, I can't disclose that. Oh, right. We're going to have to come. We're going to have to come down there,

Flynn, and have a few beers and see for ourselves. Okay, well, you've been very helpful, Flynn. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Thank you. Bye. Bye, Flynn. She's definitely seen that vacuum cleaner. I think she's got it. I think so, too. And she wants the pokey jackpot all to herself. She wants it all.

Brie and Clint. Selling Sunset is the number one Netflix show in the country at the moment. If you haven't seen it, tell me if I'm summing this up properly, Brie. It's a reality TV show shot in a real estate brokerage in Hollywood where seven or eight very good-looking women work for two very short twin brothers to sell houses. That's it, right? I mean, that pretty much sums it up.

It's compelling viewing. I don't know what it is. It's the combination of... Someone got a notification. What is going on today? It's a combination of really amazing houses and then the drama that goes on between these women who work in the brokerage,

right? Yeah, look, I think when we say reality TV, I mean, I feel like a lot of it is orchestrated, but I mean, it's very compelling viewing, you're right. It's made by the same people that made The Hills, so that should tell you everything.

The bombshell of this season is that Chris Shell, one of the agents, has started dating Jason, one of the bosses. Now, that's not very professional for your real estate brokerage, is it, Brie? Yeah, look, it's something that's caused a lot of conversations amongst the other brokers. There's some that have been supportive, others not so much. Christine.

Look, and I feel like you said it before where there is this taboo-ness around dating the boss, isn't there? Yeah. I think as the boss, you definitely can't make the first move like that. No. We know that now, don't we?

But can it work the other way around? Like love sometimes finds a way. Here's Jason. He's the boss at the real estate brokerage talking about the relationship. I don't think anyone was seriously worried. I think people know me well enough and I think people know Chrishell well enough.

I don't think anyone seriously had concerns about that. I mean, the look on some of the girls' faces when they find out that you guys are in a relationship, it was a sense of shock, I'm sure, for a lot of people. Yeah, I mean, we told some close friends, but, you know, if you want to keep something private, you have to generally not tell too many people. It's hard to keep a secret amongst a lot of people.

You would keep it a secret for a bit, eh? Like, you would wait until the very last minute until you revealed to your workmates that you were dating the boss. Because what if it didn't work out? It would just be so awkward. Every staff meeting, people would be like, oh, oh, is there a bit of tension there? Well, you've seen it on the show and if you've watched it, it causes drama because, you know, she gets a listing

and then all the other girls are like, did she get that because she deserves it or did she get it because she's dating the boss? And the thing is, if I was dating the boss, I would also second guess certain things as well because, I mean, you know, you can be professional. I believe that you can, but it's also hard because you're dating someone, so you get special treatment at some things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And when they make a decision that negatively affects you, you'll give them the silent treatment when you get home later that day. You just can't help it. Very hard to draw the line between boss and boyfriend. I thought we should take some calls this afternoon from people who have dated the boss. How did it come about and how did your workmates react to it? Someone's already texted through Clint and they said, anonymously, I have been sleeping with my old boss now for two years. We started this when I was still working with him. I quit a year and a half ago. I wonder if you quit to keep the relationship going. You know, did it come to that? Did one of you have to leave? Was it against the rules at your company?

Did somebody lose their job over it? Or was it sweet as? And do you think that's? I feel like, you know, maybe this person maybe thought I care more about this relationship than I do about this job. And I think it'd be easier for us if I wasn't in this job. So I'm going to quit. Or maybe it all went to cucka.

You can share your stories with us this afternoon. Our phone number is 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM. You can text them into 9696. We can keep you completely anonymous if you need to. That's totally fine. We understand this could be a sensitive topic. But we want to know, have you dated the boss before? Maybe it's still going on right now.

Yeah. Maybe Chris Shell from going on right now. Yeah. Maybe Chris Shell from Selling Sunset will call. Who knows? That'd be nice, wouldn't it? We want to know this afternoon, have you ever dated the boss? Or are you dating the boss? I thought this was going to be such a scandalous topic, Brie, but I forgot this is New Zealand and everybody dates everybody

and the stories are pouring in. It seems like everybody out there is dating their boss. Well, Clint, it's a small pool and sometimes you need to cast the net wide. Let's start out with a scandalous text. Listen to this. I want to remain anonymous. My dad is a CEO of a company and he has been secretly dating his secretary for 10 years.

What? They're getting married in July and they still haven't told anybody at the company. The wedding invite specifically states no social media coverage. They're even keeping the wedding a secret. It's been 10 years that they've been together and they're not revealing it.

Why do you think after 10 years they don't feel comfortable enough to talk about it? Like it's 10 years. A lot of people keep dating the secretary a secret for different reasons. Well, maybe it's because he wants to keep it a secret from his other wife or something. I don't know. Let's talk to another anonymous caller. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi. Hi. Have you ever dated the boss before? Yes. Okay, how did that go for you? Ooh, scandalous. Really well. I'm still dating them. Yes. Yeah, so they actually left the work before I started dating them,

but we obviously knew each other really well while we were working together. Right. Yeah. So, Anonymous, how did it come about, like, that you guys, did you message them, did they message you? Like, how did it start? It just sort of, I guess we were friends. And so, yeah, we just kept up the friendship.

I was actually married while we were keeping up the friendship. Oh. And I, this is my husband, and then we got together pretty much. Oh, my God. So he quit the job and you quit the marriage before you guys got together. I guess you got all this stuff out of the way so everything was tickety-boo before you started getting it on. Is that fair to say?

Yes. Yeah, there you go. Anonymous, I need one last question. Do people you work with know about it now or is it still a secret? Some people know about it. Some people definitely don't know about it. There you go. Let's talk to another anonymous person.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Your boss, your mum is your boss. Oh, okay. All right, all right. This is a whole different kettle of fish. So you've got a relationship with the boss,

but through birth, not through dating. Yes, my mum and my dad are my boss. Oh, anonymous, I feel for you. How does that go down? Because I feel like it'd be quite hard to negotiate those relationships with your coworkers because of that. Yeah, it can get quite awkward sometimes, especially if

they're like, you know, talking some stuff they shouldn't be about the boss and then they think I'm not listening, but I hear a lot of things and I'm like, hmm, are you talking about my parents right now? Yeah, yeah. Comments about our pay come in and they're like, oh, what do you want?

You'll be getting paid more than us or you get special treatment. Oh, that's not cool. But yeah, they're just bitching about the bosses and you're like, oh, what are you on? You'll be getting paid more than us or you get special treatment. Oh, that's not cool. But yeah, they're just bitching about the bosses and you're like, that's my mum and dad. Someone else texted and said, we started dating nine years ago. We married four years ago. After having a baby, I returned to work and ended up working under him.

It's safe to say some days I can't separate the I'm the boss at home and he's the boss at work. I love that. Someone else texted through and they said I was seeing one of my bosses last year. I ended it. We still work together now and we fight like a married couple at work. Yeah, all your boundaries would be

blurred. Would be. Okay, finally Kim is here. Kim, but I mean... Would be. Yeah, okay. Finally, Kim is here. Kim, have you dated the boss before? Yeah, I have. I have. Well, when we started getting together, he wasn't quite the boss at that stage. Right.

But now, after 14 years, we've progressed through the business and we're still there. After 14 years, it at the same business. And he's gone up to be the boss? Yes. Oh, right. Okay.

Kim, how did it start? Like, how did this love, work, romance start? It was just like your previous caller, friendship at work, getting together after work. Yeah. I was so keen to hear like some sexy boardroom story where you both were working late and, you know, but it's friendship first and then, you know.

Yeah, definitely, definitely. But you do hide it. You hide it for such a long time before you're keen to let anybody know, I guess. You want to know that it's the real deal, right? Otherwise everyone's going to be weird about it in the workplace. It's weird how much your workmates know about your personal life, eh? Oh, they do. Especially if you're dating your boss.

Yeah. You spend more time with your work colleagues than you do with your family, but in your case, Kim, your work colleague is your family. It's 24-7. Ha, ha, ha. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday

Banger. Alright, here we go. We do this at the same time every day. Three of you, we figure out what was the song top of the charts on your 16th birthdays and then we play our favourite one in full. We start with Julie. Kia ora, Julie. Hello. G'day, Jules. How's your day been?

Really good. It's not over. I'm still going. Oh, when do you finish? Six o'clock. Six o'clock. Eyes on the clock. You're almost there. Let's get you home with a birthday banger then. What's your birthday? 12th of June, 1999. Right, Julie, you were 16 in 2015. And on the 12th of June, 1999. Right, Julie, you were 16 in 2015. And on the 12th of June in 2015, this was at the top. Baby, now we got bad blood. You know we used to be mad, love. So take a look what you've done. Banger from Taylor Swift.

And Kendrick Lamar, that's Bad Blood. Do you love it? Yeah, I do. You love a bit of Taylor Swift, Julie? Yeah, that's awesome. I like that one. Yeah, cool. I really like that song from Taylor Swift.

There was a lot of controversy around that song when it came out. Who's it supposed to be about? It's a great question. I feel like it was meant to be about Katy Perry. Oh, yes. It was because Taylor apparently has her backup dancers that she has. Stole her dancers. And Katy Perry stole her backup dancers and they were meant to be friends.

Let's get Alex on. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi. How's your day? Have you finished for the day, Alex? I have literally just finished and I couldn't be more happy. Good stuff. Oh, perfect. What do you finished for the day, Alex? I have literally just finished and I couldn't be more happy. Good stuff.

Oh, perfect. What do you do for work? I stand underneath cranes and make sure no one does anything stupid. You stand underneath cranes, did you say? Yeah. Wow, okay. Do you ever go up in, you're not one of the crane lift operators. One of my friends does that job.

I'm way too scared of heights for that. Me too, Alex. Me too. What's your birthday, mate? The 4th of the 10th, 1998. Right. You were 16 in 2014. And on your birthday, your 16th, this was number one.

Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass. No trouble. I'm all about that bass, about that bass. Megan Trainor, yeah. All about that bass. The Big Booty song. Do you like this, Alex? I have a lot of mixed feelings about this song.

Okay, why? Why? I don't know if I can play it on radio. I couldn't really hear. I'm going to play it. I lost my virginity to this song. Oh, okay, Okay, all right. Wow, okay.

An older buddy song. Well, thank you for your honesty, Alex. I'm assuming by the mixed feelings, you're not with the guy anymore. Oh, God, no. I've had one or two since then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, fair enough. Okay, well, that could be a bit traumatic for you if we choose that one.

Wait there. We'll go to Greta. That was so good, Alex. Sorry. Hello, Greta. Hello, Greta. Hey. How are you?

How are you guys? A bit shook up, to be honest with you. Greta, that was quite good from Alex, but I'm keen to find out about you. Have you finished for the day, Greta? I am just on my way home. I'm parked up on the side, you know, no texting and driving. Yeah, good stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Safety first. Okay, let's get your birthday banger and see if it's as romantic as Alex's was. What's your birthday? 23rd of May, 94. All right, Greta, you were 16 in 2010. And on the 23rd of May, sorry, I'm still shook from Alex.

Here's your birthday banger. Yeah, it's not a night. Any memories, Greta, with airplanes, B.O.B., flooding back to you? No, no, I can't say. Do you like it for your birthday banger? Yeah, no, it's a great song. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, cool.

I love that song. Oh, my God. I feel like it has to be Alex. It has to be Alex. What a weird song. Can I just say, what a weird song to lose your V-plates to. Yeah, it's not really the vibe you want, I don't think. Alex, what mood were you trying to set with Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass?

Well, I wasn't exactly trying to set a mood. It was on the back of the car. Oh, my God. This story just keeps getting better and better. I vote Alex, about that bass. Brie? Oh, Alex. Oh, mate, you've made my afternoon.

I've got to go with you, and I hate to do it to you, but you can relive all those memories you had when you were 16. When I have nightmares tonight, I just want you to know this is your fault. We understand. Brie and Clint. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually not its normal time.

No. We had some technical difficulties earlier, which means we're going to play right now because there's 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs, and this is where all of you guys go head- head to head to see who is the fastest Googler. Googling today is producer Anastasia, sous chef Sam, our fill-in producer, and our guest on Google Down this afternoon is Celeste. Hi, Celeste.

G'day, Celeste. Hey, team. How are you going? Good, Celeste. I like your energy. How are you, mate? I'm buzzing. Good. Oh, good to hear, Celeste. I like your energy. How are you, mate? I'm buzzing. Good. Oh, good to hear, Celeste. Have you heard this game before? I most certainly have.

Excellent, Celeste. I'll give the rules for anyone else who wants to get the gist of what we're doing. So I'm going to read out a question. I've put this exact question into Google, and I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up. Sorry, that's my dog. That's my dog, Whitney. She wants to play Google. I am broadcasting from home.

She's now been taken into the naughty corner. So, yeah, I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that exact question. If you're the first person to yell it out, you'll receive a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you will be out of that question. First to three wins. Are we all ready to go?

Ready to go. Perfect. Celeste, what are you Googling on this afternoon? I am using an iPhone. Okay, perfect. That means everyone else has to Google on phones to keep it fair. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

How many seasons are there of Parks and Rec? The TV show, of course. That's right. Booty woman, there are seven. I saw it. My brain couldn't engage fast enough to see it and then say it. Wow, that's a new one for excuses. Well, just...

All right, she's on the board. One point. Question number two. Here we go. Of course, the Met Gala happened this week, so I've Googled what year did the Met Gala start? Looking for it. 1948.

Oh, my God, Celeste. Is that correct? 1948. That's correct. I was right there, Celeste. Come on. I hadn't even finished typing. My typing has got some mad typos, but it works.

That's the trick, Celeste. I'm very impressed. Celeste is on the board. Here we go. Question number three. What is the biggest horse breed? Clydesdale. Clydesdale?

Shire horse. Mammoth. It's. Clydesdale? Shire horse. Mammoth. It's a mammoth horse. Shire horse. Belgian horse. Clint and Celeste went with Clydesdale. I believe that was probably a guess, but Anastasia is correct with the Shire horse. Holy crap, that is a big horse.

It's a massive horse. They range from 17 to 19 hands. Quite a lot bigger than the Clydesdale. Yeah, what a whopper. Guys, you need to get this one to stop producer Anastasia. Sous Chef Sam, how are you going over there, mate, in the corner? I am on the struggle

bus. Man, it is hard. Hey, it's your first time. It is. We've got to warm up. We've got to warm up. Am I on zero? I think I'm on zero. Clint's on zero. Hey, it's your first time. It is. We've got to warm up. We've got to warm up. You can't be as bad as Clint, mate. You're fine. Am I on zero? I think I'm on zero.

Yeah. Clint's on zero. It's only producer Anastasia and Celeste in the game right now. Question number four. Which team has won the most NBA championships in history? Which team? Phoenix Suns. Oh, Milwaukee Bucks. Phoenix Suns. Oh, Milwaukee Bucks.

Phoenix Suns, come on. Anyone else got any answers? Was it not the Celtics? Boston Celtics and Los Angeles Lakers. I'm going to have to give it to Celeste because it is a tie. Anastasia, you only said one team. No.

Was that the old trick question on me? That was the old trick question. And Celeste came through with the good. This is tie break. Sam and I are out. It is only Anastasia and Celeste in this round. Come on, Celeste. Come on.

Here we go. This is for the win, guys. Question number five. What was the biggest dinosaur? Saurodopia. And Argentinosaurus. Celeste has done it. Yes.

She's done it. Yes. What was the name of that dinosaur? Argentinosaurus. Argentinosaurus. Hey, I'll give it to her. Close enough. Celeste, that was give it to her. Close enough. Celeste, that was an absolutely amazing display.

You've picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Woohoo! You, for the next seven days, are the greatest Googler in New Zealand. Congratulations. Oh, take that. She had a great attitude and the fastest fingers in the West. Brie and Clint. Clint, please welcome to the studio the OG, the original Soundkeeper, Gary.

Soundkeeper Gary. G'day, guys. How are we doing? I'm a little nervous you've called me in here. Well, we assumed you had a $100,000 jackpot for us. Mate, those days are over. They're gone now. The last time I talked to you both on air,

you accused me of pinching other people's towels in the communal shower. No, we didn't accuse you. We caught you taking other people's towels from the communal shower. Thank you very much. It was the truth, Gary. We were keeping you honest. And look, don't be nervous because we have an amazing opportunity for you. You're going to love this, Gary.

Am I? Yeah. You're actually going to love this. Now, a couple of questions. Is your name Gary? Yes, it is. Okay, perfect. Do you love beer? I love beer, of course. Yes. Why? Do you love cheese? Yes, I love cheese. Okay, perfect. Would you like $60,000? Of beer? No, of cash money. Of money, yes. To be paid? Yeah. Yes, I want that. Great. Then, Gary, we have the job for you. Take a listen to this.

Do you love cheese? Would you love a year's supply of hot, cheesy, delicious snacks and £30,000? Now shut up and listen. Bruce City are looking for a new chief snacking officer and it's one hell of a gig. You eat our hot, delicious, cheesy snacks

made to go with beer and we give you £30,000. There's only a gig. You eat our hot, delicious, cheesy snacks, made to go with beer, and we give you £30,000. There's only one catch. You need to be called Gary. What are the chances? This is fantastic. What are the chances? You tick all four of the boxes.

This is a real thing. A company called Brew City are on the lookout for someone to do this gig, and we think it could be you, Gary. But, Clint, we need to test him, don't we? We do. So this afternoon, Gary, we'll be testing your cheese knowledge. Chuck that blindfold on.

And producer Anastasia, please bring in the selection of cheeses. Guys, I'm genuinely interested in taking this job. Yeah, so we want to make sure you're up to it, man. We want to make sure you're good to go. Gary's finally like, oh, good, I can get out of this job. Yeah, so we want to make sure you're up to it, man. We want to make sure you're good to go. Gary's finally like, oh, good, I can get out of this dump. Okay, Anastasia's going to hand you a toothpick with a bit of cheese on it. And you need to tell us what sort of cheese that is. Okay.

Where's my cheese? It's going to your mouth. Oh. All right. Cheese number one. That's pretty simple. That's good old-fashioned camembert. No!

No, it's not. Oh, no. It's not. Not looking good. This is an audition, Gary, so need I remind you, you need to get the others right. That was so creamy, though. It's such a camembert-y texture.

I'm assuming the first one was a brie cheese, Clint. Nice and creamy. It was a brie cheese. Yeah, I thought so. Cheese number two. What does that tell you, Sunky Bagari? Oh, that's blue cheese. Is that a type of cheese, just blue?

Yeah, we'll give you that. That is a Danish blue cheese. Well done, Sunky Bagari. I mean, that's the easiest one, though. Let's be real. Yeah, the stinkiest one, too. Alright, we'll give you your third cheese. Anastasia, can you please hand Sunky Bagari his third piece of cheese? If you get this one, is he qualified, Bree? Is that how it works?

Yeah. If he gets this, it's two out of three. I think he's qualified. Jeez, good job, eh? Just standing here nibbling on cheeses. I know. This is the best game you guys have ever played. Yeah.

Just hang on a sec, because the blue cheese has really overtaken my mouth. I think maybe we should have went with that last. Did you need a palate cleanser? That's what the beer's for. I need the beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah a sec, because the blue cheese has really overtaken my mouth. I think maybe we should have went with that last. Did you need a palate cleanser? That's what the beer's for. I need the beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no beer, sorry. Got on work hours.

Hang on, hang on. That's coming. That's either a Colby or a Tasty. Am I in the ballpark? No, nowhere close. I need you to go fancier than that. Come on, Gaz. Smoked.

It has been smoked. Has it? Yeah, it has been smoked. Can you give us anything else? All I can think of in my head now is Poohoi Valley. Gary, that was a Havarti cheese, that last one there.

So close, Gaz. Looks like you're going to have to go back to sound keeping.