ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th May 2023

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Yo, what up? Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Look, I have something to address on the podcast and I feel real bad because I was meant to address it on the show today and I forgot. But I've remembered now, so maybe that's still good. I got a couple of emails, two emails just before the show started today to my personal email address. Okay.

Which, I mean, I don't love getting these emails to my personal address. Roxychick69 at Hotmail.com. Yeah, kind of. But I'm also kind of impressed sometimes when people somehow manage to get my personal email address. But it's from two 13-year-old girls. And here's what the email says. Hi, our names are Caitlin and Addison.

We are huge fans of The Brian Clint Show and love to listen after school and to listen to the podcast. Oh, great. This is perfect. This is perfect then. I didn't read. I forgot that part was in there. Yeah. We are 13 years old and we have been listening to you guys for many years now.

If it's possible, could you give us a shout out this afternoon on the show, please? Thanks so much, Caitlin and Addison. I got that exact email from Caitlin and then the exact same email from Addison. That's a good plan. They're doing the pincer attack. They're coming at you from both sides. So it was hard to miss in the email inbox this afternoon. And I hope they're listening right now.

I'll email them back and tell them. Oh, they'll get the message. You should listen. They're big podcasters. Yeah, you should listen on the podcast today. Can I just check? You said they're 13 now. Yes.

And they've been listening to the podcast for a few years. Mm. Ugh. Whoopsies. what have you said no nothing the podcast oh the podcast podcast

their parents probably fast forward the podcast a bit racy sometimes do you think they're listening to the podcast under the supervision of their parents no

well maybe not if they're 13 but when they were younger maybe hey they sound like very mature girls with their heads screwed on.

They do. So there is no issue here. Why is your dad voice on? Yeah, weird. It just happens. Stop being weird about it, Clint. Why are you being weird? Ella, we will talk about this later, okay?

Caitlin and Addison, really appreciate you getting in touch with us and listening to the podcast and our show for so many years. Hopefully, you know, when you get your licence and your car in a couple of years' time, it'll be glued to ZM. How do you know they're not like you, some farm kid who's been driving around for the last four years? I mean, that's true. I wish they put their number on there.

We could have called them back for the podcast. Ooh, that's true. I wish they put their number on there. We could have called them back for the podcast. Tomorrow. Should we sing them a song? Too far. Don't be weird about it, Ella. Why do you make it weird? I hate this. I don't like being on the other end. I hate this.

How do they get your email? How do they get your email address? From time to time, I do get emails from people Not to give it away but it's Claudia Claudia True I do look like a hot bitch 69

At hotmail.com Are you the one who took that? Yes That's what I wanted Hot bitch 69 If you set up that email address Hotmail.com, don't I? Are you the one who took that? Yes. Oh, that's what I wanted. Hot Bitch 69. If you set up that email address, you will get so much porn spam sent to you. Yeah.

When I was a teenager, I set up the email address Naughty Dog 26. Oh, my God. Was that your email? That was my email address at Hotmail.com. Naughty Dog? Really? Naughty Dog. And it was actually quite innocent. It's because, you know, Naughty Dog, the game company that makes Crash Bandicoot? Yes.

I had a Crash Team Racing poster on my bedroom wall and it said Naughty Dog at the bottom. I was like that's a good email address so I went with that. I got so much porn spam to my... Honestly. What? Horrible. Yeah see that's a great point. Think about that when you're making an email address. What were your guys' email addresses when you were young? Mine was named after my cat. His name was Coda.

So I wanted it to be Coda Cat, but someone already had that. So I changed it to Cody Cat with an I, even though that's not his name at all. Now that makes sense. And Ella, what's currently your email address? Because it'd be your first one. Oh, yeah, yeah. I just made it when I turned eight. It was big titties.

Big titties on the wall. I will remind you, Addison and Caitlin could be listening to this. Sorry, that was a joke. That's the email address she uses to log into her Neopets account. Oh, I loved Neopets. Yeah. What was Neopets? The best thing is not laughing when people make a joke.

Yeah, you really hung me out to dry there. That's so mean. I was here for you. Thanks, Chloe. I didn't get, I totally, I've zoned out. Yeah, you zoned out. My attention span's gone, to be honest. I actually.

It's been a long day. I probably would have laughed, but I've zoned out. Let's go home. Enjoy the podcast. See you guys tomorrow. Love youoned out. Let's go home. Enjoy the podcast. See you guys tomorrow. Love you, Edison. Love you, Caitlin. Bye.

Well, howdy, pilgrims. Afternoon, everybody. Happy Thursday. Welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. Welcome, guys. Another wet day here in Auckland, and I've heard wet around the country, too. Wet, wet, wet. I love that band.

Wet, wet, wet. Yeah. What was their song? Love is all around me. Is that wet, wet, wet? Pretty sure. Or maybe I'm really wrong. The one from Love Actually. I'm pretty sure that's wet, is it?

Yeah, you're absolutely right. You're spot on. Christmas is all around us. Such a good scene. Hey, today on the show, there's another $300 cash up for grabs at 4 o'clock with our Fussy Cat cat call. The word you need is feeling. You need to complete the sentence, get that fussy cat. Feeling.

Easy as that. That's the only time we will tell you, though, so 4 o'clock you can score that. Plus, we're going to play What's the Plot for $200 cash after 4 o'clock today. So much cash on the show. Speaking of, $50 cash up for grabs right now with Tradie versus Lady. The Ladies won again yesterday. If you think you can win, you better call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint.

Dumber run of Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. The Ladies on 38 wins for the year. They're in front. The tradies on 34. The ladies have not lost a game this week. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from the Garden City. She's 19 years old and she works at a lolly shop. Welcome to the show, Kirsten. Hi, Kirsten. Hi. God, that is my dream job. What's your favourite lolly in the shop?

Probably the rainbow straps, like the sour straps. Yum. They're so yum. I love sour straps. Is that the stuff they call gay bacon? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't know that.

Never heard that before. Yeah, gay bacon. Delicious choice, Kirsten. You're taking on our tradie today. They're from Marserton. They're 18 years old and their favourite movie is Kung Fu Panda. Welcome to the show, Jack. G'day, Jack.

Hello, how are we? Bonus question. Who voices Kung Fu Panda? Jack Black. Nice. Jack Black. I bet you wish that counted for some points, but unfortunately it doesn't. Got it. Okay, Jack, your buzzer is tradie.

Kirsten, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets that $50 cash prize from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the name of the British flag, which also appears on the New Zealand and Australian flags. Right.

Jack, did you buzz it? The Union Jack. Did anybody buzz it? Did anybody buzz it? You got to buzz in with... Yes, Kirsten? The Union Jack. The Union Jack is correct.

Remember to buzz in with lady or tradie. Nice work, though. That felt like a sitter for Jack, but you know. You just answered the question Jack Black as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Question number two. Australia is about to ban vaping. What is the addictive ingredient in both vapes?

Lady. Yes, Kirsten, Justin. Nicotine. Nicotine is correct. Fun fact, there's also nicotine in potatoes and tomatoes. Is there? There you go. Jack, you need this one here to stay in at question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Kirsten. Jack, did you buzz in though? Harry Styles. No, he didn't. Kirsten, who was it? Harry Styles. She's a lady.

Hey! Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. The lady onslaught continues. Well done, Kirsten. You're the winner and you get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Thank you guys so much. God, imagine the lollies you could buy with $50, Kirsten. Bree and Clint.

Do you think the car that you drive matches you as a person? Ah, good question. And that could be a lot of things. Yeah. It could be, you know. Personality. Personality. It could be like general appearance.

Life stage. Yep, life stage. That type of thing. Job. Job. Like I've seen a couple of tradies who definitely don't have the right vehicle for their jobs before. And they drive around in like a sedan with roof racks on it

with a ladder on top. Yeah, or any builder who comes around in one of those, remember like the XR6 two-door Ford Falcons? Yeah. And they're like real low and then they've got a ladder and all their tools on the back. I'm like, that's not a builder's ute. It's a bogan's ute, not a builder's ute.

Mate, a Ford Falcon can be anything you want it to be. You would know that. I don't know. If you're a Ford man. I don't know about that. I had this thought yesterday because at the moment I'm driving a rental car because my car is getting fixed. Yeah.

Because someone backed into my car with the tow bar. Yeah. And nothing bad, but it's just getting fixed. And so I've got this rental car at the moment and it has no, I always notice when I have a rental car because it has no tinting on the windows. So I feel really- Self-conscious.

Yeah, because everyone can see exactly what you're doing in the car all the time. You've also got a really, because I followed you, I was at the traffic lights behind you. What? Yeah, you've got a big juicy rental sticker on the back of the car. Yeah. So everyone knows that's not your car, and they either assume you've been in an accident,

or that you're a foreign tourist, and they're like, uh-oh. One or the other. Give them a wide view. They can't drive. And I just had this overwhelming. Keep left. Okay, in New Zealand, keep left. Because I, I don't know if you know this about me, but I am a bogan.

So I quite like cars and I like customising my car to fit my personality and who I am. Your car's not, your normal car though, it's not that bogan. No, but I, you know, I like doing little things to make it so it fits me. Like my rims. Oh, you've got your blacked out rims. My rims are blacked out. Like they're just standard Mitsubishi rims, but they're blacked out. She drives a Mitsi and on the back she's got that picture of that little boy who's doing a P

and he's peeing onto a Nissan logo. No, I don't. And Brie's like, yeah, suck on that, Nissan. I'd rather push... Hey, see what's your Nissan, Nissan. She's got one of those number plates around that says, I'd rather push my Mitsubishi

than drive a Toyota. I don't have any of those things. I do have a number plate that... She's got a Playboy Bunny fuzzy dye thing. Not that kind of customisation. I like cars and I like to pick a car that I feel like suits me anyway.

And I love my car so much. Like I'm obsessed with my car. I feel like it suits me really well. It does. And so the car that I'm driving at the moment, it's bright red and it's a little Kia, which I don't mind Kias, but it's just a little car and I'm quite a big woman that I'm driving at the moment, it's bright red, and it's a little Kia, which I don't mind Kias, but it's just a little car, and I'm quite a big woman, and I'm just kind of like,

I just don't think this car suits me. The vibes aren't right. No. We brought up this topic today, and we're going to talk about cars who don't match the person, and Ella goes, ugh, like me. Ella, who is our 22-year-old producer on this show, drives a purple Mazda Demio.

I can't think of a car that sums you up more than a purple Mazda Demio. I like the little, not Beatles, but a March, a Nissan March. Yeah, it's the same car. No, it's not. Or a truck, a RAV4. I think your car, it couldn't match you more perfectly. Exactly right. I'm offended by that because I think I should drive a truck.

You're not a truck person. I definitely am. You're not a truck person. You don't know me. This is like when I told Bree that I wanted to become a Ford Ranger person and her exact words to me were, you are not a Ford Ranger person. If anyone on this show is getting a Ford Ranger, it's me. It's Claudia.

It is definitely not Claudia. What about a little more kids? She drives a Suzuki Swift. Yeah, not on purpose. You said you love it though. I do love it. We want to ask you this afternoon, does your car not match your personality? Are you a

high-powered lawyer who works in the city who's driving a Suzuki Swift hybrid? Or maybe it just doesn't match you as a person either. Maybe it doesn't match you as a person either. Maybe it doesn't match your occupation. Like you will know if you're that person. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You will know because maybe, yeah, you're a real like. 23-year-old marketing check who drives a Holden Commodore Club Sport. Yeah. Yeah. Or a Ute. Yeah. You know? And you just love it. You don't really care, but you just love it.

I think a lot of people may have inherited these cars too. I didn't choose the car. I got given it. It doesn't match me, but it's a car, and I drive it, and it works. But it does not suit me at all. Yeah, when I was younger, I inherited our farm ute, which was a Holden Rodeo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect.

Bashed up old ute. Nice a Holden Rodeo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect. Bashed up old ute. Nice one-tonne Rodeo. We're asking you this afternoon, does your car not match your personality? Is there something a little bit disjointed, but you don't care because you love it? Yeah, you love it. Or maybe you hate it.

Or maybe you hate it. Maybe you absolutely hate it. Maybe it's not by choice. You know Laura Daniel from Two Hearts? Yeah. When I worked with her last year, I don't know how we got onto the topic of cars, and I just assumed she would be a Suzuki Swift.

No way. If you know Laura Daniel, she's got big dig energy, man. There's nothing wrong with a Suzuki Swift, though. No, but she's got like BD energy. She'd be in like a small SUV or like a bigger car. She's in a big like Ford Explorer. See, I knew it.

Yeah. I can just tell that about her. And when I was like, really? She was like, yeah, what's weird about that? I was just like, it doesn't match to me. It does not match. See, it matches for me. Yeah, interesting. Let's go to some people who think their it doesn't match to me. It does not match. See, it matches for me. Yeah, interesting.

Let's go to some people who think their car doesn't match their personality. Casey's here. G'day, Casey. G'day, Casey. Wow. Here we go, Casey.

What are you rocking around in, Casey? Oh, mate, I'm cruising in the 2004 318 BMW compact. Sick, brother. Okay, and what do you do for a job, Casey? I sling car parts. I work at a parts place.

Oh, nice. You would need to, driving a 2004 BMW 318, wouldn't you? You'd need a new part for that car every second day. Oh, to be fair there, champ, she's actually a little bit of a honey. Okay, you're not trying to sell it to me, are you? I feel like you're trying to... No, no, no, no.

And believe it or not, I'm actually a tattooed-off bogan who gave up the XR6 life for the Beamer. Do you regret it, mate? Do you regret it, Casey? Not when you see the fuel bill. Yeah, true. That's very...

The XR6s are thirstier. Yeah. The thirstiest car ever. And I've heard the 2004 BMW 318 is basically a hybrid. Yeah. Pretty much. She's basically an EV. Chelsea's here.

Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hey. Tell us, Chelsea, what do you do for a job, and what are you like as a person? And then we'll hear what car you've got. Okay, I think you're going to get a total different picture of me. So I work in technology.

Okay. Now, I don't think I suit my career. Right. And what am I like as a person? I'm, like, bleach blonde hair, short, petite. Right. And what am I like as a person? I'm like bleach blonde hair, short, petite, you know, get your nails down, that kind of person, bit bubbly. Yeah. And what part of the country?

Because that helps for me. Where do you live? Wellington City. Wellington City. Okay, cool. I'm picturing it. I've got a mental picture of you. Yeah.

Got it. Now let's reveal the type of car. What kind of car do you drive, Chelsea? I drive a 2005 Holden Commodore. Yeah! Woo! You pretty much fart in that car and it uses a whole tank of fuel. That's right.

I love it that it goes fast, but I'm too small for it. I love that, Chelsea. Maybe me and Casey should trade, even though I don't like beamers, but whatever. Did you choose your car or did you get it from like an uncle or something? No, me and my partner went half and then his job changed and he became a tradie and this car became his tradie car. Right. And then he bought a van and then I've now got this. You've inherited. And I'm going to trade it in at the end of the year. Yeah, right. The gas guzzler. Right. And then he bought a van and then I've now got this. You've inherited

it at the end of the year. The gas guzzler. Okay, and you're going to trade it in. You're going to get a car that suits you more. What are you going to get? I think I'm going to get the 2012 Mazda Accela. Oh yeah, that sounds like a car I would pick for you. That's what my partner's got. Hey Chelsea, one more question before you go.

Before you send off the Holden Commodore in a blaze of glory, are you going to give it one burnout down the main street? Oh, my God, yeah. I think you have to. You just have no idea. We like to do that sometimes. Yeah, it's like the eulogy.

It's like a eulogy for a Holden. You've got to do it. I think the card suits Chelsea more than she thinks. I think it's a bit of her. Let's go to Rhys. Hi, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. G'day, guys.

How you going? We're good. Thanks. Paint us a picture of you first, Rhys. Tell us what you're like. 6'1", male, big, ginger, luscious mullet. Okay. Lifeful.

Yeah, I don't know what to say about myself, I guess. How tall are you? I don't know. How tall? 6'1". What do you do for a job? Big unit with a ginger mullet. I'm a tradie.

Specifically, I cut sports turf. Okay. All right. So you're outdoorsy. You're a big unit. And what car are you driving around in? 2004 Suzuki Swift. She's a lovely goldie brown.

Yeah, she is, Rhys. Do you treat her nice? I do treat her very nice. She's my grandma's car, so I love it. But, yeah, I don't drive it on first dates, that's for sure. Just going to say. Can you imagine people seeing you get out of that car? They'd be like, surely that's his girlfriend's car.

Do you fit in it? It's pretty funny. I pull up to traffic lights, and if I drive too close to the light, I, like, lean forward to, like, look out the windscreen to see what colour it is. Yeah. Mate, I think own it. I think girls would love that.

Yeah, I've had it for probably five years now, but, yeah, it needs to go eventually. What are you going to get? What are you going to upgrade to that you think would fit your personality more? Well, I'm just kind of waiting for work to give me a use, hey, but the buggers aren't really leaning up to their side of the deal. There's so many out of place people in Ford Rangers, and sorry, in Suzuki Swift. This person's texted in and said, I'm a firefighter and I'm ashamed to say that I drive a Suzuki

Swift. No way, don't be ashamed. You save money on fuel. I let my wife drive the Ford Ranger. Yeah, nice. You've been hustled out of your car in that situation. Someone text through and they said, when I was in high school, my parents got me a pink Toyota Vitz. I was a complete tomboy, short hair, the most unlikely to show up in this car. Only bonus was it ran on an oily rag. I would kill my parents if they got me a bloody pink Toyota Vitz.

My favourite text. My car does match my personality. It breaks down frequently. I own a Nissan Juke. Perfect. Yes. That's the text of the week for me. Nice work.

We're back next. Bree and Clint. I saw on the spin-ff where they do some really funny articles on the spinoff and a very funny writer over there, Alex Casey, wrote this article about the most loved and loathed office jargon.

Is there any loved office jargon? I don't know if there is. I feel like it's all bullshit speak that we all end up saying. Oh, it's all just crap, isn't it? Yeah. I thought we could go through the list. Yep. On her list, she's got on my radar. Oh, yeah.

On my radar has been on my radar for a bit. Yeah. It's been on the office jargon radar for a long while. That's definitely on my radar. Yeah, definitely. Don't let it drop off your radar. No, don't let it. Something else that's very important to do whilst at the office is to trim the fat.

Oh, right. Well, we're in a recession, so. Yeah, trimming the fat. It's important to trim the fat. Absolutely. And this one I haven't heard before, but it's on the list with the spinoff, is boil the ocean. No, I have not heard that one. So apparently the business definition, to increase the scope of a project or task until it is practically impossible to accomplish as envisioned.

Right. So boil the ocean is an impossible task. Is that what it's saying? Sounds like it because to boil the ocean, impossible. Right. I don't want it. I don't like it. I don't understand it.

Sounds very complicated. Look, just touching base. Right. I don't want it. I don't like it. I don't understand it. Sounds very complicated. Look, just touching base. Yeah. We just got to touch base with a lot of things. Right. In emails mainly and we'll touch base with that in a meeting, I think. Yeah. Well, can I just can we just park that conversation and stick a pin

in it? Yeah, we'll circle back to it. We'll circle back to that one next week. Yeah, we'll circle back to it. That's another one that's on the list. These are it. Yeah, we'll circle back to it. We'll circle back to that one next week. Yeah, we'll circle back to it. That's another one that's on the list. Vis-a-vis, like we did last time. Just reaching out about circling back. That's also on the list. Just checking in on... Look, we're at capacity.

The workload is at capacity. But I think we can get a few low-hanging fruit. We can pick off a few of those. If we circle back to that. Do you reckon people who work on building sites have to deal with language like that? Do you reckon the foreman's like, hey, guys, just circling back to what I referred to in our previous conversation with you.

They speak like normal people. Look, what I thought I could do is give the big boss dog, Ross Boss, a call. Yeah. And I'm just going to talk in complete office jargon speak and see if he can understand me. Well, he's an office manager. So if he can't understand you. Then we're in trouble.

Then we're in trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Then he's underqualified for his job. Exactly. All right. Connecting you with Ross Boss, boss of ZM right now. Yes.

Hello. G'day, Ross. It's Bree here, one of your employees. Look, mate, let's trim the fat here. Let's trim the fat because we need to get down to business. We need to talk holidays. You know how you've been asking us to put in our holidays and our leave for the year,

and I thought we should get on the same page. Maybe we should circle back and touch base before moving forward on that topic. That way we can put it on the radar and just think it outside the box here, Ross. I think we need to move forward, so to speak, and get something on the radar for that. What do you think? Can we come back to the COD, COB? Hey, don't you try and out-office speak us, okay? This is about us making you look stupid,

not the other way around. Look, Ross. Can we do like a tissue paper session on this one, maybe a little bit of deep dive? Yeah, mate, I think we need to boil the ocean, and I think... Hey, mate. Boil the ocean?

Yeah, we need to boil the ocean. Look, we're on air at the moment, so I think we should circle back and we'll touch base sometime tomorrow. Best regards, Brian Clint. Great. All right. Okay, thanks, Ross.

Bye. Thanks, Ross. Bye. How disgusting does a tissue paper session sound? That was hugely inappropriate from him. Can we refer this on to HR? I don't think that is an office jargon term, I don't think. Bree and Clint.

Are you a napper? Do you like napping? When I worked in Breakfast Radio, I could not not nap. Same. It was so bad. I would try and make it as far through the week without napping as I could, but by Thursday I was just an absolute wreck. I could not keep my eyes open some days.

Yeah. Like it's a killer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then those naps that you would have would often make the situation worse. 100% because then you can't get to sleep at night time and then your time's all out. I feel like the only good nap that I have is if I can get like a spot, like a cat, if I can get like a spot in the sun on like a Sunday afternoon.

On the beach. And I don't, no, just like in the corner of the lounge or something. What, on the floor? No, on a couch. On a couch. But I need to not fully commit to the sleeping side of things, like no blanket. My dogs lick my face.

If I nap on the couch, it's real bad. My kids do the same thing. It's an issue. But I was reading this thing today about how you nap properly. Like how do you... I always feel like I wake up in a different dimension. Worse, eh? When I wake up from a nap, I'm like, where am I?

Eventually you feel better than you did before you napped. Takes me ages, eh? But it takes ages. So first, why do you nap? Apparently your body naturally, your circadian rhythm. Yes, I know the circadian rhythm. Naturally dips between 1 and 3 p.m., a.k.a. it's the best time to nap. Yeah, great time to nap.

You're more likely to nap if you're sick, if you've had a bad night's sleep, or you've eaten too much at lunch. Yep, sounds about right. And naps are beneficial because they help turn your short-term memories into long-term memories. Did you know that?

No. That by giving your brain a rest, it gives it the chance to actually go, cool, that thing that I just experienced, I'm going to actually store that properly in your brain a rest, it gives it the chance to actually go, cool, that thing that I just experienced, I'm going to actually store that properly in your brain forever. So that's why there's all this dumb, superfluous information in my brain. Or why there's not enough information in your brain because you're not giving your brain a chance to consolidate all that information.

Should we make naps mandatory before the Brian Clint show for our team? Wouldn't that be delightful? It would be. We're right in the window. Shock on that beanbag in the ZM office. I've napped on that beanbag before while the whole office is working and everyone's like, look at this girl. Do you know what the length of your nap is meant to be?

This is depressing. I've heard different things. 20 minutes, I've heard, is the to be. This is depressing. I've heard different things. 20 minutes I've heard is the ideal time that you should nap. The ideal length of a nap for a healthy adult, someone who isn't desperately needing more sleep is between 10 and 30 minutes.

10 minutes? Yeah. That's nothing. Anything longer than that and you move from stage one and two of sleep, which help you get energy into stage three, which is like where your body starts rebuilding itself. It's like, alright, we're going to work here. We're going to go deep

for at least 45 minutes. Oh, we love stage three. We love stage three, but that's the problem. If you wake up during stage three, that's when you feel like a zombie. Yeah, but then I'll just go back to sleep. That's usually what happens. Yeah, then you just do another full cycle. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. If you sleep longer than 30 minutes, then your body generally takes a whole hour to recover from waking up. But you know that. That's the whole problem that you have with naps is we nap for too long and then you wake up and you're like, oh, I feel absolute garbage. I feel like I've just woken up from a night out.

I remember when I was doing breakfast radio that sometimes you would nap and if there's no one else home, you'd wake up at like 3.30 and you'd be like, not enough. So you go back to sleep and then you wake up at like 6.30 and have dinner and then you're like, oh, now I need to go back to bed. You know how many times,

I reckon three or four times when I was doing breakfast radio, I'd go to sleep at like one in the afternoon and I'd wake up at like 6.30. Yeah, it was dark. And it was dark and then I thought that I was late to work and I would get in my car and realise that I'd be like, there's so many people on the road at 6.30 in the morning and then I'd realise it was still night time.

Terrible. Maybe we shouldn't net before the show. Nah. Probably not a good idea. Maybe we're not built for it. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.

Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? Our epic movie guessing game. We're today on the line, $200 cash if you can take down Bree. And that's your job, Teresa. Hi.

Hi, Teresa. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. You love your movies, Teresa? Yes, I do indeed. What's your favourite genre? I like horror movies. Horror movies?

Some horror. Yeah. Yeah, and some, I like comedies as well. I reckon horror. What about a horror comedy? A horror comedy. Like scary movie. Shaun of the Dead.

I reckon horror is Brie's least favourite. It is. Genre. So you guys could, someone could have the advantage here. Well, it's going to be Theresa, by the way you said that. I haven't said anything yet. Today, being May the 4th, Star Wars Day, we're going to do all movies from the Star Wars series.

Okay. Well, congratulations, Teresa. You've just won 200 bucks. Thank you. Because I'm not going to know a single one. Just kidding. We are not doing movies from the Star Wars trilogy. I don't think either of you would do well in that category.

It'd be hard. Today, seeing as it was Met Gala week this week, we're going to do movies that are all about fashion, darling. Ooh. Ooh, okay. Okay. All right. So here's the rules.

You buzz in with your name when you think you know what the movie is. You don't wait for me to finish the plot line. You go for it as soon as you think you know what it is. And whichever one of you gets two of those movies correct first wins the game. Okay, Teresa? I've got that. You've got it.

Good luck, Teresa. Thank you, Rhys. If your buzzer is your name, here we go. Movie number one. When a terrorist threatens to bomb the Miss United States pageant. Miss Congeniality. Oh. That's unfair.

Brie has a Sandra Bullock tattoo on her butt cheek. I do. Oh, no, that's unfair. Sorry, Teresa. Such a good movie. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We can do this, Teresa. I think it would be May 25th

because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. Oh, we picked the wrong genre here, Teresa. You can pull this back. You can pull this back. You can get this, okay? Come on, Teresa. I believe in you.

You've got to get the next one, though. Here we go. Movie number two. Like many New York City gals, our hero loves to shop. The trouble is she shops so much that she is drowning. Bree. Shopaholic? I cannot accept shopaholic.

Teresa, do you want to have a stab at that? I know the movie. I'll give youaholic. Teresa, do you want to have a stab at that? I know the movie. I'll give you a hint, Teresa. It's got Amy Adams in it. If it's the one I'm thinking of. And it's got Shopaholic in the title. I don't know now. I just hit blank.

Sorry. I'm sorry. If you're not going to get it from those ones, I reckon we move on from this movie and no one gets it. I'm going to kick myself because I had the right movie, didn't I? Confessions of a Shopaholic. Oh, there you go. That's all right.

We'll carry on. We'll carry on. Here comes movie number three. Propelled to the top of the fashion world by his photogenic gaze. Brie. Brie. Zoolander. Damn.

Not today. sorry, Teresa, but we're going to send you away with 50 KSC chicken dollars as a consolation prize. All right, thank you very much. And keep bringing that laugh, Teresa. You've got great energy. Thank you very much. Have a good day, mate.

She was good value. What's the plot, Jack? What's the $250 next week? So if you want to take Bree down, join us next Thursday. Bree and Clint. I'm just going to preface this chat with the fact that it could get a little bit blue. A little bit blue balls in this chat because we will be discussing the penis-shaped iceberg that has landed. We have to.

Yeah. It's in the news. It's a big deal. And God, it looks like one. Mike Roberts is going to have to cover this. Yep. On the 6 o'clock news. He'll be all over it like a rash.

Yep. Hilary Barry's going to have to tackle this one in seven sharp. She will. She will. It's just how it works. It'll be the leading story. It'll be headlines. It'll be hard news.

So let's discuss. So if you haven't seen it, as I said, it's a penis-shaped iceberg. It's huge. It's really big. And it was spotted, and this is not joke. This is no joke. It was spotted floating near a town called

Dildo. No, it was not. No, it was. It was not. It was. The penis shaped iceberg was floating off the coast of Dildo. Yes, and that's not a joke. Near the coast of Dildo, which is in Newfoundland and Labrador. And a photographer named Ken Pretty. Wait, wait, wait. What did you say? Newfoundland and Labrador, and a photographer named Ken Pretty.

Wait, wait, wait. What did you say? Newfoundland and Labrador? Yeah. Are those places? I knew Newfoundland was a place. Is Labrador a place? Yeah.

Both places with dog names. I think that's where those dogs come from. Really? Yeah. I didn't know there was a Labrador. Okay, sorry. And it was spotted by a Canadian photographer, and he got more than he bargained for with those photos. Oh, this is the shot of a lifetime.

I mean, that's the money shot right there. And it's gone viral. Everyone's talking about it around the world and the residents have now given it a name. Okay. And I thought we could all weigh in on the name and if we think it's good enough and then we could come up with a few more options

for the penis-shaped iceberg. So the residents of the town of Dildo have called it the Dickieberg. Oh, you're not bad. It's okay. It's quite literal. Yeah. Yeah.

I think we can do better. I think we can do better. What do you guys think? I think we can do better. I think we have all spent way too much time this think we can do better. I think we can do better. What do you guys think? I think we can do better. And I think we have all spent way too much time this afternoon trying to do better. Everybody has been tasked with coming up with at least one new name for the iceberg.

Yes, exactly. So I think what we're going to do is, as the Brie and Clint show, we're going to go around the room and just give options. Can I go first because I only have one? You only have one? Come on. You can go first. I want to go first because otherwise someone else will say it.

Okay. My name for the penis-shaped iceberg off the coast of Dildo is just the tip of the iceberg. That's good. That's good. I like it. Just the tip. Very good. Just the tip.

Crossing it off my list. See, that's why I wanted to go first. Did you have that too, Claudia? Yeah, it's right at the bottom. I definitely didn't have that one. I've got down something that you use a lot around ice is ice picks. Yeah. But you could call it the ice dick.

Or the ice dick pick. Or dick pick. Or the ice dick pick. Yeah, nice. Nice, pretty good. Yeah. Ella, I know you were champing at the bit to get some of these out. Some of yours were hugely inappropriate earlier,

so let's see if you've managed to reign it in for the broadcast. Go on. Freezer burn? Okay. What? Claudia said it was good. That one's went over my head. Freezer burn.

I don't get it. Don't think about it too much. Okay. Claudia, let's move on. I came up with chilly willy. Oh, I had that one too. That Willy. Oh, I had that one too. That's very good. I had that one too.

I thought that we could call it the Polar Pecker. What about Blue Balls? Yeah. Works. Works. I've gone tried and true. Dickie McDickberg. Dickie McDickberg Dickie McDickberg Oh that's good

No that's good I like it As the iceberg gets smaller They could call it shrinkage Yes Oh yes pretty good As it melts Yeah

As it goes down What about sub-arctic schlongberg Schlong? Serious? Yeah that's an option What? Shlong? Seriously? Yeah, that's an option. Very good. What about? Go on, go on, go on.

We're coming up with names for the penis-shaped iceberg which has been spotted floating off the coast of a town called Dildo. You can't make this stuff up. Real story. Real story. We wouldn't joke about this ella richard destroyer no claude mine's a bit niche um lenny cravice oh yeah i don't get it what's the penis reference lenny kravitz you've seen that video where his pants

i've only got one more, and I feel like it could be my best one. It could be my worst one. The iceberg of testicular proportions. Yeah. How do you come up with that? We've come this far down the... Okay, okay.

I really hope they call it the sub-Antarctic schlongberg, so that Simon Dallow has to say that on the news tonight. And he's like, and say that on the news tonight. And he's like, and today's on the news. It's time for Birthday Banger. Here we go,

Birthday Banger time. We do it at the same time every day on our show. Your chance to call us up and we put in the work to find out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. We do the heavy lifting on your behalf.

We do the mahi. Let's start with Amanda. Kia ora, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi. How's your week going, Amanda? Very good, thank you. Good to hear.

Is there any particular genre, type of music you're hoping for for your birthday banger? Well, actually, my son was the one who called up on my behalf. Oh, okay. So I'm sure he was very quick on the dialing button. Okay, great. He's like, Mum, I hope your song is Drake. Yeah, probably. I think I'm a bit off of that.

Well, let's find out. What's your birthday, Amanda? The 25th of the 8th, 77. All right, that means you were 16 in 1993. Could be, Drake. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. For non-blondes,

what's up? It was definitely a favourite at the time, but I'm not sure if it's a birthday banger up? It was definitely a favourite at the time. I'm not sure if it's a birthday banger, but it was definitely a favourite at the time. Big song. Yes. So I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath.

I get real high. I love that song. Huge 90s vibes. Right there, Amanda, we're going to do one for Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you calling from? Auckland.

Oh, lovely. It's nice and wet in Auckland at the moment. Yeah, great. Okay. So good. So good. We love it. Let's do your birthday bag. What's your date of birth? The 14th of October 2003. Alright. so you were 16 Samantha, not all that long ago in 2019. And here's your birthday banger. Solid, Samantha. It's not bad. It's good. This is your

birthday banger forever. So this is a great song to throw back to, I reckon. Yeah, it is. You know, it's not a. It's good. This is your birthday banger forever. So this is a great song to throw back to, I reckon. Yeah, it is. You know, it's not a throwback yet because, you know, it's still so fresh. But it'll be a great one in 10 years. Give it time. Let's do one more for Mitch. Hey, Mitch.

G'day, Mitch. Hey, Kilda. How are you guys going? Good, Mitch. What are you up to today? I've just been at work and heading home for a couple of cold ones. Oh, I love it, Mitch. Thursday.

Thirsty Thursday. Cheeky one on a Thursday. All right, Mitch, what's your birthday? 12th of August, 1995. All right, you were 16, Mitch, in 2011. And back in 2011, this had a number one hit. Banger. Pitbull and Neo.

Mr. Worldwide. You into it, Mitch? Is that going to go well with a couple of beers? Oh, mate, crank it up. Mitch, would you say you're a Mr. 305? Mr. Worldwide. There you go, Mitch. 305? Mr. 405. There you go, Mitch. Wait there, Mitch. We're going to choose between Four Non Blondes, Lizzo and Pitbull.

It's Pitbull for me on a Thursday afternoon. I do like that Pitbull song. I'd get in trouble if I vote for Four Non Blondes, wouldn't I? What did we do yesterday? What did we do yesterday? What did we do yesterday? Claudia, do you remember what it was yesterday? She's looking. How bad is it that we can't remember?

Surely someone on the text machine will remember. It doesn't matter what it was yesterday. It's what do we want to play today? And if you want four non-blondes, you vote for four non-blondes. You voted against one of my favourite songs and you went for Matchbox 20. Oh, that's right. Good song, though. I'm voting for non-blondes, you vote for four non-blondes. You voted against one of my favourite songs and you went for Matchbox 20. Oh, that's right. Such a banger. I'm voting for non-blondes.

Okay, I'm voting pitbull. We're going to the split vote. Claudia, what's the winner of birthday banger this afternoon? I'm feeling a bit of pitbull today. Yeah. I tried, people. I tried. Mitch, congratulations.

You're the winner of birthday banger. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's going to go nice with the beers. Oh, get out that razor, Mitch. I'll come over and shave your head for you. There's an offer. You can shave my back. I got shaved by the lady from Celebrity Treasure Island.

Brian Clayton, you're on ZM. That's right. I will not love you tonight. Give me everything tonight. For all we know, we might not get tomorrow. Let's do it tonight. Bree and Clint. We're going to do this? Yep. Everyone ready?

Are we going to sing it? Everyone ready? We're going to sing this again? Producers, ready? Are you ready? All right, hit it. Oh, no, none of us are ready. Are you ready? All right, hit it. Oh, no, none of us are ready. Are we ready?

Now we're ready. Are we ready? Okay, all right. We only get, there's only two shots of this, and if we miss this one, we're not doing it. If we don't get this one, game's cancelled. Okay. Okay?

Everybody ready? Yep, go. I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I never want to see my face when I'm doing that. We have a live audience out here and they can't hear the music. That is so embarrassing. This is our game where someone suggests a celebrity and then we all say

we know that person from in our minds they are this person. Exactly. What character? What role? That's how we know them. Like Jennifer Lawrence, obviously. Dream Girls. Dream Girls.

Wait, who did you say? Katniss Everdeen. What was the celebrity? Jennifer Lawrence. Lawrence, obviously. Dream Girls. Wait, who did you say? Katniss Everdeen. Yeah. What was the celebrity? Jennifer Lawrence. Oh, I thought you said Jennifer Hudson. Oh, not this again.

What's up with Jennifer Hudson? Not this again. We're banning Jennifer. Okay, I'm ready. Today, this is really risky. We're going to let our resident Gen Z producer Ella suggest the celebrities. And you might think that's me being ageist by criticising her generation. You are.

No, no. It's because you didn't know who Freddie Mercury from Queen was. No, that's not fair. I did. I just don't know names very well. I have to Google. She described him as mustache guy. Yeah.

From Queen. And then you didn't realise he was in the band Queen. I see a little silhouette of a man. Someone's done their research. So Ella will say the name of a celebrity and then you're going to give us a three, two, one countdown. Okay, ready? We'll all say where we know them from.

All right. The goal of the game is that we all... Connect. We all connect and we say the same thing. And you, if you're listening, you can play along and see if you're with us or not with us. Hit us with the first one, Ella. Harry Styles.

I'm joking. What's that one movie he's been in? Dunkirk. The first one is Julie Andrews. Okay, and then you've got to do the countdown. Three, two, one. The Sound of Music. Oh, that's a good one.

The Princess Diaries. I was on the edge of Mary Poppins. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that makes more sense. Princess Diaries. She's pretty iconic in that. Yeah, fair.

Yeah, okay. All right, next one. Hang on. Have you, because we criticised you that your references would be too fresh, have you gone with the oldest celebrities you could find? You're going to go next one. Dick Van Dyke. Nah. Next one.

She's like, who's that? Literally. Look how fast she moved on. Okay, next one. Meryl Streep. See, she has done that. Three, two. Oh, wait.

There's so many iconic movies. No, you've got to do it. It's whatever's first. Oh, got it 3, 2, 1 Devil Wears Prada What did you say? Devil Wears Prada

I watched it, it's complicated Last night What is that? Damn you brain Such a good movie Okay next one, ready? Yep Jaden Smith

3, 2, 1 The Karate Kid Karate Kid Oh guys Could you not think of one? I couldn't think of the name of the movie That's what I was thinking of. I was either going to say that or the Will Smith Just the Two of Us music video.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Was he in the pursuit of happiness or was that just Will? No, he was. He was. Was he the son in the pursuit of happiness? Yeah, I think so. I love someone's texting through their answers so far.

Yeah. They said Mary Poppins. Yeah. For Julie Andrews. Mamma Mia for Meryl Streep. And Karate Kid for Jaden Smith. So we're largely on the same page. Yes. We're pretty much there. You're going well so far, Ella.

I got some more. I got some more. Yeah, we want some more. Okay, okay. See, I told you I'd be good at this. Next one. Sandra Bullock. Oh, okay.

Three, two, one. Midnight's Geniality. Who's your speed? Me. All right. Speed. Showing his age. Yeah, two, one. Midnight's Congeniality. Who sees Speed? Me. All right. Speed. Showing his age. Yeah, what the heck?

It's just a shame. Excuse you. That is rude. Excuse you. Have you not watched that? Have you not watched Speed? Yeah, I have. I've never seen it.

Me either. Speed's good. You've never seen Speed? Never seen it. I know Keanu Reeves is in it and Sandra Bullock, but never seen it. It's quite slow. It's on a bus. They go around, there's a bomb on it. What about Speed 2 when the bomb's on the boat?

And Tim Weir to Morrison as the captain of the boat. Yeah, they really ruined it, didn't they? Yeah, it was shit. I've got one more. One more, okay. I love how you've never seen any movies, but you've seen Speed 2. Yeah, correct. All right, all right.

One more. Zac Efron. Oh, correct. Alright, alright. One more. Zac Efron. Three, two, one. High School Musical. Who said The Greatest Showman? Get out of here, Claudia. You're trying to be difficult.

You're trying to be difficult. Hugh Jackman is the star. Yeah. Alright. Is that it? That's it. I nailed that. You actually did okay. You did good is the star. Yeah. All right. Is that it? That's it. I nailed that. Yeah, she did okay. You did good.

Yeah, well done. You made us proud. Next, we should do like characters that have been played by lots of different characters, like actors, like Spider-Man. James Bond. Batman. Yeah, that's a good one. Batman.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Franklin, here's new music from Keanu to Crow. What? We sing it. Oh, shit. Oh, no, We sing it. Oh, shit. Leave your keys. Oh, no, you can't. Oh, what?

Sorry, I forgot. Oh. You packed your bags for the night. Bray and Clint. Bray, what's your current password? Currently, it's password 1234. Oh, good. Good that you added the numbers.

Because, like, yeah, and I've got an uppercase P. Yeah. And you added the four, right? Because your other one expired? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Good.

And make sure you don't tell anybody that because passwords. No, I won't tell anyone. So important. Yeah. Very important to keep a secret. In all seriousness, is there anything more annoying than a password? No, there's not many. I don't have enough slots of memory left in my brain cave

to remember all of the passwords that I have because some websites need longer passwords. Some want shorter passwords. Some need uppercase, lowercase numbers. Some need you to add in a character. It's impossible to keep up with. Yeah, they're real needy and quite picky. Our work are constantly emailing us going,

oh, you need to update your password. I feel like I've updated my password every week in my work email. Why are they so obsessed with us? Leave us alone. I said to them, I emailed the tech here back at work and I said, I don't use my work email. I don't need a password. You changed my password.

I don't keep wordless. You can have my email. You changed my password. I don't care what it is. You can have my email. I never check it. Well, Google's working on a way that could something that could do away with needing to remember your passwords forever. I love this. Forever.

And the thing they've suggested. Is it the tongue print? No, that's a good idea though. I'll lick my computer screen every time I need to get into something. And your computer needs to know if it tastes like you or not. Yeah. No, the solution they've come up with is so simple, I don't know how no one else has thought of it yet.

So they're suggesting that whatever device you're using, whether it's your phone or your laptop or your tablet, as long as you logged into it with your fingerprint, your pin code or your password, every site, every app that you use, once you've unlocked your device, you don't need a password for because you've already proven to the machine that it's you.

So the machine should do the rest of it and then go, I know who's driving this machine because they've already logged in here and you don't need a password at all. What if someone kills me and then drags my dead body over to my laptop and uses my fingerprint to get into my computer? Well, you're dead.

You're dead. What do you care? Well, I mean, it's true. But, you know, my siblings and my family are going to be a bit TO'd. Why? Because they'll be getting my, like, $36 that's in my savings account. I think your mum wants to inherit your Instagram account.

Yeah. She's like, hey, guys, I've been mocked on here for too long. Now I'm in charge. Please send me free stuff. Bree's dead. This is my page now. Bree never sends me any of the free stuff that she gets sent, and I feel like it should be a joint thing.

At the end of the video she's like, Steve, how do I stop? How do I stop this video? And Dad goes, you didn't even tell people to like and subscribe. Doesn't that pass me thing make a lot of sense though? I know you joke about that, but there's ways they could always get into your stuff. There's ways they could get around everything.

But once you've logged in, you should just be logged in. There's certain apps or websites where it's a password generator. Yeah. People have explained it to me before, but I'm just too scared. And essentially- I was waiting for you to attempt to explain this. No, I know how to explain it. Okay.

Essentially, if you have an account or if you have it on your phone or wherever it is, and every time you go to log into something, it just regenerates a new password. Okay. You just need to remember the password for that app. Oh, God. I need to know the password for the password machine. Generator, yeah.

See, that's just one. That's just one. That's one. This is the problem. Just let me in. Please. If anyone knows my Bitcoin password, can you please text it to me? Also, how do I change the password of my Wi-Fi router? Because it's so long.

Bree and Clint. Are you a good swimmer? Nah. Nah, it's not your discipline. Like, if we signed up to do a triathlon, what one would you want to do? The walking? Oh, walking. Yes, the walking.

The cycling, the swimming, or the running? Cycling. Really? The cycling's 90 kilometres. Definitely not the running. I am a good enough swimmer that I'm confident in the water to keep myself alive, but not over a long distance. I did a half Ironman with some friends

where we split up the disciplines, like three of us took one each and I did the swim. It was a two kilometre swim and it nearly killed me. Yeah, that sounds like death to me. Yeah, it's so much. It is nothing compared to what Jono Riddler, the New Zealander, has done overnight. He has set the New Zealand record for the long,

this is a big mouthful, the longest continuous solo unassisted open water swim. Does that mean he didn't have a cage? No cage. Ugh. No cage. Yuck. No stopping.

No going over to the boat to have a rest. You can stop. Sorry, he can stop, but he has to float on his back in the water or something. He can't go over. Get on a boat or anything. No, he can't hop on a boogie board to have a rest. Was there at least a safety boat following him? Yeah, there was a safety boat.

They kept him, well, they made sure he was alive, and they kept him fueled on those liquid energy gel things. Right. Donuts and meatballs. Donuts and maybe that's what he requested. I think he just needed the calories. Get this. He swam from Great Barrier Island to Campbell's Bay on the North Shore of Auckland.

He swam nonstop for 33 hours and he covered 100 kilometres of open water. Does that mean he's swimming in the dark? Yep. Yep. What is wrong with him? Multiple times. He swam overnight. Why are you doing that?

Into the next day, and then I think enough time passed that day where it got dark again, because when he got out of the water, it was dark. Oh, my God. So the boat would have had to have a light of some sort. Can you even imagine doing anything physical for 33 hours, let alone swimming 100 kilometres? Because if it's an open water, it's not just 100 kilometres.

You're getting pushed sideways, you're getting pushed backwards. He would have done a crazy amount of distance. That is wild. I saw him getting out of the water and he had absolutely no idea where he was. He was just like... It can't be good for you. Yeah, he looked like he was shell-shocked. Yeah, I bet.

He said by the end of it, he was hallucinating and he could see a snowman on the boat. Oh, jeez. Yeah. How old is he? 30-something in his 30s. Wow. Yeah.

He was raising awareness for the state of the Hauraki Gulf, which now supports 45% less fish than it did 125 years ago. That's scary, isn't it? It is scary. But that is just... In his 30s, God, I thought, you know, now that I'm in my 30s, I get excited when I walk five kilometres.

Should we sign you up for a big physical challenge? No. Would that be motivating for you? No, thank you. Really? Like, I just... Should we do a half Ironman together? Absolutely not. I have never... I just... Should we do a half Ironman together? Absolutely not.

I have never... I'll let you ride the bike. I've never had the urge to do an Ironman or an Ironwoman. Just not on my list, not on my radar. Can you imagine your butt after 90 kilometres on a bike? Can you imagine what it would do? You could not sit down for two weeks. No, no, I don't think you could.

Yeah. Is he all right now? Is two weeks. No, no, I don't think you could. Yeah. Is he all right now? Is he recovered? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was an ambulance waiting for him when he got out of the water. I think they got him warm. Oh, this is the other thing. No wetsuit.

Not allowed to wear a wetsuit. What was he wearing? DTs? Pretty much. Those little bike short thingies. Oh, yeah? Yeah. No wetsuit because their wetsuit floats.

He would have been freezing. Yeah. He wouldn't have been able to feel anything. Literally nothing. Yeah, well, congratulations to John O'Ridler. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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