ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 4th October 2021

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where today I have received four notifications about my online shopping being delivered. That's right, I'm an online shopping guy now. I've got packages. Who's aggressively typing? Me.

He's got work to do. What are you typing? Sounds angry. Is it a strongly related email? I'm writing got work to do. What are you typing? Sounds angry. Is it a strongly worded email? I'm writing a note to HR. Oh, yeah. No, I'm... Look what you've done.

Fucking classic. What has she done? I'll sort it out later. No, I was just typing some stuff into my phone. Did she hack the mainframe? She's ticked off 15 promotional liners in our show. Well, that's good. Well, that's good. Yeah, that's good.

That gets us ahead. Or the same voice break. Cool. I'll stop typing. You can type. Just maybe get into touch typing a little bit. Yeah, I could do. I'm worried for your joints.

Yeah. I'm worried for that keyboard. Yeah. Lots of packages. Got big packages. I've influenced Brie. I went on an undie. Actually, you'll be into. Lots of packages. Got big packages. I've influenced Brie. I went on an undie. Actually, you'll be

into this too, Ben. Went looking for new undies last night. Oh, shit. I need some new undies. Searching for the perfect undies again. My dog eats all the

crutch out of mine. Which is... What? Just kidding. You know she's actually which kind of offends me. Wait, wait, wait. I've got a gross joke to make.

When they're on or off your body? I don't know about that one. Of course it's when they're on. I've got a gross joke to make. When they're on or off your body? I don't know about that one. Of course it's when they're on. Where did you get them from? So I'm trying to find the perfect undies. Bree's now looking for the perfect undies too. I'm buying Merino undies.

Okay, that's a good idea. I've decided to go Merino. I've got some. I'm getting the Mac Pack ones. Are those the ones you've got? I had some of those Yeah I don't have those now Let your balls breathe

Yeah I feel like men's Underwear are overpriced Absolutely They are Well how much is a Girls pair of Knicks Well

Bonds The ones I wear Because I just I'm not fancy I just get the normal Black stock standard bonds If they're not on sale It's usually 15 bucks a pair Yeah I'd kill for 15 dollars Yeah that'd be not on sale, it's usually $15 a pair.

Yeah, I'd kill for $15. Yeah, that'd be great. Men's undies are about $30 a pair. Minimum. Minimum, yeah. But you don't need ones for different occasions. That's because they need to, that's a great point, Anastasia. That is a great point.

We need all different types. We need seamless. We need comfortable. We need G-string if you wear a certain type of dress. Impress a friend. I have student jockeys if I wanted to impress a friend. Yeah, but that's about it. No, tell us about those.

You've got date night jockeys. Yeah, we've all got those. Really? See, I don't. You work out the Calvin. I've got the same underwear. Like, I've got ones that are older. Yeah.

And I'd probably wear the newer ones. Does that count? That counts. It's about business. What Ben's really saying wear the newer ones. Does that count? That counts. It's about business. What Ben's really saying is the newest pair, say he's seeing somebody, it's the newest pair that he'll wear. Oh, see, whereas us ladies, we've got... Oh, I have a million for different occasions.

...juice drinks, lingerie. Because I also have my sports undies. Do you wear lingerie on a first date, Anastasia? I've never been on a first date, Bree. Haven't you? Nah. Do you want me to set you up on one? No, I'm too scared for that.

A blind date? Huh? Yeah, if he's taller than me. Okay. Is that your only rule? No. What else? He has to drive a Ford Ranger.

No. Okay, I'll take a Hilux. He has to have a job and a driver's license. Have a job, yeah, and never have cheated before. Oh, okay. Yeah, because that's just a question I'm going to throw into conversation. So just a few things we want to tick off. Can I ask?

Can I ask? Do you drive? Where are you going to find this guy? Oh, trust me, I've got my ways. Do you? Yeah. Instagram? Facebook marketplace?

I've got some bargains off marketplace. I put my finger through a pair of undies on Saturday night. I just put them on and my hand went straight through them. No, no, no, wait. I've got a question. Was it when they, were they on or off your body? They were on my body. Genuinely.

And that's how he did his own prostate exam. No, he was getting rid of the hiccups. That too. It was a two in one. It went through so easily and I was disgusted at myself. And I held them up. You know when you can see the light through them? You know how we feel.

It's not good. Yuck. I told my wife about it and guess what didn't happen that night? Wait, wait. I've got a question. I've got a question. Where were they worn out? Because for a woman, pretty stock standard.

Around the anus. How do you wear them out? How many farts are you doing? That's the bit that's always on the seat. How many farts are you doing? Was it like a big patch or a small patch? It was a small patch, wasn't it? No, it was like that.

Oh, wow. That's wild. What are you up to? My pointers are really old. That's what I'm getting at. I don't vigorously chew through undies. I haven't updated my catalogue recently. I never wear the arse out of my undies. It's just I haven't updated my catalogue recently. I never

wear the arse out of my undies. No good. It's always in the crotch area for females. Can I ask a question? How do you wear the crotch out? That's just where it wears. Is that the friction zone for you? Probably. Yeah, like between the pants and stuff because we've got a tight pant around the crop. The pant seam

sits right on that spot. Yeah, right. That's why it wears it out. Okay. I have a question. That's what I'm going to choose to believe. Are Kelvins douchey? I like Kelvins. On a lady or a man?

Hot on a woman, a little bit charred on a man. Yeah, are they douchey on a guy? A little bit. Really? Because I feel like the guys. Ben and I bought Mitch and Kelvins in Los Angeles. I'm a Jockeys or Calvin's. I'm a Calvin's fan.

I'm just saying. I feel like Calvin's is like base level effort. Like that's the minimum amount of effort you can put in. Oh, Ben's wearing Calvin's right now. Calvin's on right now. What have you been? Like you've put in a little bit of effort, but you haven't gone over the top. I feel like Calvin's are the fancy schmancy ones. Are they? They're comfy. I wouldn't want them in

tardi wadis. I mean, Gushio armani, but are you paying that much for underwear? That photo of yours that I saw on your camera roll, that time you were wearing Calvins. I like Calvins on women. I think it's quite hot. I'm just having a flashback, that's all I'm saying. That's my pyjamas. You don't have a flashback.

Yes, I have Calvins. My Calvins. My Calvins. My Calvins. My Calvins. My Calvins. My Calvins. My pee-pee goes in there. Anyway, I have two pairs of undies from two different companies on the way. And I've had notifications from both of them.

One's merino, one's bamboo. Tell us the two companies and we'll... Bamboo slaps. I've got some bamboos on right now. They go good? I feel like that's the latest trendy product. It's very sustainable. So you've been sucked in. You should get hemp undies.

You won't know either of the brands. One's Mac Pack. You'll know that. Mood. That's for hikers, isn't it? What's Merino? And the bamboo ones are Mint. They're made by a company called Mint.

They're not the smelly ones That old mates No they're Jerome Kano's ones Are they Jerome Yeah Don't they smell Oh they do smell like mint then Are they scented

They're the scented ones They're scented Oh no Look at the Jerome Kano ones Who wants to sniff my undies in there We were talking about those a week ago That's not You know what that means

That's great That's fantastic That means that you're dealing With a swamp ass smell. No, it means I'm not because I've got mint. No, but that's what it tells me. Do swamp ass have a smell, Brie? Swamp ass has a smell.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. Definitely has a smell. Well, not all swamp asses. When are they going to invent deodorant for your butt? If it's really, really hot and you're just sweaty, swamp ass won't have a smell. But if you're not fresh.

There's the odour for your ass. It stops chafing and stuff. Yeah. That 3D stuff. Remember that ad with the butt cheeks? It's like, do we have to sweat and suffer all day? What was 3B? 3B.

3B cream. And then the boobies go up and down. Have you ever used chafing cream? It does wonders. Yeah. It's good. It's so good. All the time.

I use it. I've used it a few times when I've been to Asian countries because it's so hot. Humid. Humid. Yeah. And disgusting. Disgustingly hot. You could do with a pair of bamboo undies.

I'll send you a link. Anyway, I'll bring in the undies and you guys can have a sniff before I wear them. Okay. I've got a pair of bamboo ones No you don't have mint ones I feel like it's going to be like that Body gel Like it's a good idea in theory

What's the body gel? Have you ever used that body gel It might not be a thing in New Zealand Although I swear I've seen it here My brother bought it when we were living together one time and then I just hear screams from the shower sometimes. What was it, Lynx Africa? So it's a mint body gel.

Okay. And it actually gets warm when you use it. Oh, it sounds kinky. Like it's just a body gel, but it's mint. Like burny? Like a little bit burnt. Yeah, like a little bit burny. I don't know if I like that at all.

People in Aussie will know. Or washing yourself. Is that what it's for? Hold on, wait, let me find it. People in Aussie will know Or washing yourself, is that what it's for? Hold on, wait, let me find it People in Aussie will know what I'm talking about Can you type aggressively? Just so I can hear No, I don't want to

Do you open and shut your laptop? Yeah, I need to reboot it Because my cursor goes missing Your cursor? Oh, for fuck's sake I'm getting frustrated now So what you're talking about no that's that's no not ray docks hold on i'm gonna find it now what would i type in um body wash that burns from australia

found it what is it this is the big reveal here we go everybody here we go the big reveal oh I mean

it does say it on the bottle it's called tingly mint and tea tree original sauce shower are you recommending

that depends what you're into they'll burn a hole in your undies it's a weird feeling eh I accidentally used it once.

It is a weird feeling. Apparently you can get it in New Zealand. Remember when you put deep heat in your hoo-ha? Oh, that was fun. There's your great videos in the catalogue that you should look up, everybody. Have a great night. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Here's the podcast.

Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Happy Day 48 everybody.

Why do you have to start the show like that? Because we've made Three, two, one. Happy day 48, everybody. Why do you have to start the show like that? Because we've made it this far. It's been so easy. I thought you'd just like to realise, you go, oh my God, has it only been 48 days? To celebrate, we're giving away bottles of vodka today, which I'm excited about. And chocolate, lots and lots and lots of chocolate. Oh, 48.

What's happening at 4 o'clock? Oh, that is exciting, actually, because we are having our first guest for our show for The Secret Sound. Oh, I mean, what do you think the Prime Minister's going to announce at 4 o'clock? But yeah, The Secret Sound, very exciting. Well, I'm concentrating. I don't even watch those press conferences anymore. This is the big one.

Nah. This is the big one. I'll find out later. I'll get some takeaways first and then I'll go online and I'll look at what's going on later. Kia ora to our Hamilton and Raglan-based listeners, by the way, and welcome back to Lockdown. Again. Why?

With all the negatives. We've got to spin it. I'm trying to spin it positive. Okay, go. Hamilton, you guys have been missing out, man. We've been doing this lockdown thing for ages. It's so good. And it's back.

I'm trying, okay? It's day 48. Do you want to hear the secret sound? Yeah, I want to hear the secret sound. So we're just hearing it for the first time. So this is the new sound, currently worth $10,000. And your first shot at guessing it will be like Brie said at four o'clock today just before the announcement.

This is the 2021 Secret Sounds. Again, once more. I do it real fast. Quite a good sound, I think. I've got absolutely no idea what it is, but I think it's quite a good sound. Sounds like one of the original season's sounds. Sounds wooden to me.

Like a soap dispenser. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, if you've got a guess ready, you can get it through to us at 4 o'clock this afternoon. But we'll kick off the show with $50 cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC with Tradiverse Lady. You want to play? Call now.

0800 DIAL ZM and we'll see who will take out the first game of the week. $2 more than days we've been in lockdown. You know? It's always relevant. Is this what it's going to be like the whole show? So it's been like living with me for 48 days? You're banned.

I'm banned from the show. I'm banned from the show. Anything to do with lockdown. Banned from now. Ready? Once this song starts, I'm going to keep talking so you can't talk about lockdown. I love lockdown.

No? And now let's go. Fire in your eyes. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, another week where the tradies versus the ladies. And the ladies sitting on 80 wins for the year.

The tradies just in front on 82. Let's go to the Garden City to meet our lady today. She's 26, and she has a dog which outweighs her. A dog that's heavier than she is. Welcome to the show, Sinead. Sinead. Hi, guys. Is the dog really big, or are you really small?

A bit of both, actually. Okay, how big's the dog? He's a 60-kilo, two-year-old bullmastiff. Oh, my God, I had one of those as a kid. Aren't they sweet? They are amazing. Do people say, oh, who's walking who? Honestly, I always get it,

oh, you're taking your horse for a walk. Always reminded me of that terrifying dog that was on that movie The Sandlot The Sandlot? Yeah, The Sandlot Gang Oh yeah Yeah, scary I wasn't seeing that one

Oh, you should watch it But bull mastiffs are actually so sweet Let's meet our tradies today He's 38 years old, so he's got life experience on you He's from the Tron, which means he's probably in lockdown And he has extremely hairy feet Welcome to the show, Sam Hi Sam Sam Hello means he's probably in lockdown and he has extremely hairy feet. Welcome to the show, Sam.

Hi, Sam. Sam. Hello. Hello. Do they call you Samwise Ganji with your hairy hobbit feet? Yes, that's correct. If you're not living in the Tron, have you thought about moving to Hobbiton? Well, initially, yeah, but I think they'll probably lose a few jobs before they make up artists and whatnot, you know?

Yeah, I see what you're saying. You're too good. Sam, good from you, mate. Okay, Sam, your buzzer's tradie. Sinead, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers is going to get $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Question number one.

The Spice Girls doco comes out tonight on TV2. Which Spice Girl was the only one not to rejoin the group for the reunion tour? Tradie. Yes, Sam. Posh. Posh is correct. Which Spice Girl was the only one not to rejoin the group for the reunion tour? Grady. Yes, Sam. Posh. Posh is correct. Victoria Beckham. She's moved on with her life.

Too posh to reunite. Although still reefed a lot of the money benefits from that tour. Question number two, one to the tradies. ZM's 50K secret sound is back. How much are we currently playing for? Lady. Yes, Sinead. 10 grand.

That is correct. She's on the board, one apiece. Question number three. Rumours out today that a new album is very close for the singer of hit songs Chasing Pavements and Set Fire to the Rain. Name the singer I'm talking about. Trudy.

Yes, Seb. I can't remember her name. We have to buzz you out there. Sinead, you want a free kiss? Yes, Adele. It is Adele. She's taken the lead. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

You need this one, Sam, to stop her. Question number four. Who currently holds Netball's Constellation Cup? Is it New Zealand or is it Australia? Brady. Yes, Sam's in first. Australia. Sam.

Incorrect. New Zealand. And obviously the only other answer is New Zealand, so we have to move on. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. The holiday of Halloween is fast approaching. What date is Halloween on?

Yes, Sinead, for the win. 31st of October. You got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I tell you what, very close game. That was a great game, yeah. You played a very tight end and the 50 bucks is coming your way.

Oh, cheers guys. Go spend it on some dog food or something. Oh, I need to. Hungry beast of yours. That'll buy about two days worth for your dog. I'm just bragging to Bram about my very boring online shopping. But it gets me excited. Mine's pretty exciting.

I bought something today. What have you got coming? A bar cart. Ooh! Don't you What have you got coming? A bar cart. Ooh. Don't you already have a bar cart? No, that one got... Claimed by the expert, mate? Claimed, yeah. Yeah, bugger. So we had to organise a new one and this one's even better.

Very adult, a bar cart. It's a very short window in adult life where you can have a bar cart. I feel like it's now. It's now. I feel like it's now. Because if kids come along, no more bar cart. Yeah, you've got to get rid of the bar cart. Yeah, yeah.

I'm so grown up with my bar cart. And then you go into, I'm so grown up, I can't have a bar cart. It's so good because this Friday I'm planning on doing a Friday drinks around the office, which is my house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And just wheeling this cart to every room. How many times are you going to visit yourself? Probably just, yeah, 10.

I watched the NRL grand final last night, stayed up, had a big stay up night on a Sunday. It's so annoying how they do that on a Sunday. I know we don't cover a lot of NRL news, but just quickly, I know some of you would have watched it. Sunday night, everyone's got to go to work on Monday. Can you put it on a Saturday, please? The annoying thing is, is that obviously here in New Zealand,

we get it two hours. It's even later. Later. So it makes it even worse. The Penrith Panthers won. Benji Marshall's team, the Rabideaus, couldn't do it. It was very close, only two points. Benji Marshall, I believe he's 56 now.

Yeah, he's had eight knee recons. But he's got those bionic knees now. He's amazing. He's incredible. He still refused to retire too. He said, oh, I'll have a think about it. The game was great. I want to talk about something that happened straight after the game. One of the

Penrith Panthers did something pretty special. Take a listen to this right here. Welcome back to tonight's coverage of the grand final of 2021. He'll get a premiership ring tonight, but it looks like he's brought his own bling as well. Not for himself, but his partner, Moesha.

Well done to Brian. Glad they won. Congratulations to them both. The proposal sideline, Brian Toto and Moesha. Don't we love those tears? There'll be more of those to come tonight. That's Brian Toto who went over to the sideline after the game and got down on one knee and proposed to his girlfriend.

What would have happened if they lost? It's all I thought about when I saw it. Would he have not done it? Surely, surely. He would have waited for another time. Bad vibes, eh? Bad vibes. Bad juju.

She's like, oh, babe, it's okay. He's like, will you marry me? And she's like, that's not going to fix it. Nah, you're a loser. I want to marry Benji Marshall. He still had blood on his face While he was proposing There was still blood running down his face From the game

Where did he keep the ring? Is what I want to know Because he proposed with a ring Do you keep that in your sock? The jock straps are amazing these days They're very tight Right next to the family jewels Keep the new family jewels right next to the old family jewels

You've got to keep it warm Thank God she said yes too Because it was on camera Imagine how down buzzed that would make it The family jewels. Keep the new family jewels right next to the old family jewels. You've got to keep it warm. Yeah. Thank God she said yes too because it was on camera. Imagine how down buzzed that would make it. The boys are trying to celebrate the victory and then there's Brian over there who's all sad about his partner saying no. You know what? See, and this is what I think. If someone makes a public proposal, the other person,

even if they are going to say no, they have a right to lie in that moment. Absolutely. And say yes to avoid public embarrassment because they didn't make that decision. Yeah. And then later. You're actually spearing both of you the embarrassment. Absolutely you are. Yeah.

I will, if that ever happened to me, I would lie. Right. Okay. And say yes. Yeah. In that moment. Are you saying if your partner proposed to you right now, you don't want to get married, but you'd say yes? No, I'm saying if anyone did that to me and I wasn't keen,

I would lie if I was in that situation. Let's take some calls from people who have had a very public proposal. This was in Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane in front of 39,000 people. It doesn't get much more public than that. But did you have a public proposal? Did your boyfriend or girlfriend propose at the 660 concert? My worst nightmare is a flash mob. A flash, yeah, a flash mob. That is my worst nightmare. And you know what? I can watch it and appreciate it and I'm glad

some people that's for them. That is my personal worst nightmare. I just don't want that kind of attention. No, thank you. Did they commit the cardinal sin of proposing at someone else's wedding? Oh, that's a no-no. You know? We'd like to hear from you this afternoon. Whether you said yes or no, we'd like to know about your very public proposals that went down.

Where did they do it? What happened afterwards? Did you lie and then tell them no afterwards? You can text us on 9696 or call us now. 0800 dials it in. Penrith Panthers player Brian To'o last night won an NRL Grand Final ring and gave his

new fiancée, Moesha, a ring as well. We were saying thank God she said yes. Yeah, it would have been very awkward television. I feel like the commentators were in on it because they were watching it happen and they knew her name. They're like, oh, there's Moesha. She said, yes, that's beautiful. She's, that's fantastic.

I think they know most of the players girlfriends and wives. She's probably an influencer, eh? Probably. Yeah, right. Probably a follower. And we want to know this afternoon, did you have a very public proposal? This was in front of 39,000 people at the stadium and however many millions people watching the NRL Grand Final as well.

How public was your proposal? Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Was your proposal public? Yeah, it was quite public.

I was travelling from the UK. I lived there at the time with my partner and he proposed to me on a beach in front of my whole family. I wasn't very happy but I thought I'll say yes because I was mortified to say no. Of course you would be. You're kind of like in a trap, aren't you?

Yeah, very trapped. Can I just ask, were your family in on it? Did they know it was going to happen? Yeah, they all knew it was going to happen, yeah, and they were all like so excited that then I literally, like 20 minutes later, just burst into tears. Oh, no. I'm so sorry, Hannah.

That gives me like anxiety thinking about that situation. It gives me anxiety rethinking about it. It took me a year and a half to break it off after that. A year and a half? A year and a half? Yeah, I was not good at breakups. But, yeah, now I'm happily engaged to my current partner who's amazing.

Oh, brilliant. It all worked out. Did he publicly propose to you? No, he proposed in front of nobody, so it was good. See, that's how she knew. How do you put off the wedding for 18 months? He's like, babe, should we look at some dresses? And you're like, oh, maybe not yet.

Maybe soon. Yeah, very awkwardly. We actually had two sets of save the dates that we didn't end up sending out. He's 18 months long time. Ended up just throwing it out. Engaged. No, but to not even talk about the wedding, you know,

they can't even start planning it, you know. I was going to say, 18 months didn't seem that long. No, but you normally get a couple of things moving in that time. Yeah, it is hard to put it off. Okay, Hannah, thank you. I'm glad Hannah found someone she's got to happily ever after with. Christy's caught up as well. Hi, Christy.

Hi, Christy. Hi there. How are you? Good, thanks. Did you have a public proposal? I did. I got proposed to at the base of the Grand Canyon in front of about three helicopters.

Whoa. Right. I mean, pretty amazing setting. But what were your feelings on the public bit? It wasn't too fast. A lot of people were taking photos. It took a while for them to actually realise what was happening. The captain or pilot of the helicopter noticed and he brought us over a glass of bubble beach. That was nice. He must see it all the time. He must have an emergency bottle of bubbles on the helicopter

just in case. Oh, I'm sure. We got to sit front seat on the way back. Yeah, he knows what to do. Were they all random? Like, did your fiancé just decide to propose to you in front of a couple of helicopters full of tourists? I think he'd had the proposal planned before we knew we were going to Vegas. I think we knew nobody else there,

so it was literally a big change of year. Okay. And did you go through with the wedding? Absolutely. We've been married for three years now. Oh, good. Okay, sweet. Oh, lovely.

Yeah. That's really nice. Someone texts good. Okay. Oh, lovely. Yeah. That's really nice. Someone texts into Bree's logic of just say yes in the moment, even if you mean no, and then you're allowed to say no later. Well, yeah, if they're doing it to you in public, then you just lie. Someone said say no, even if you mean yes, to teach them a lesson for a public proposal. That's how much that person hates public proposals.

Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, That's how much that person hates public proposals. But you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Brian Clint. The latest. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is exciting. There are rumours that promotion has begun for a brand new Adele album. Yes.

Let me set the scene for you. This is super cool. All around the world, Dubai, Abu Dhabi and all major cities. You're going to see these big billboards with just the number 30 and you're going to see

the number 30 projected onto buildings. It's on posters. It's on, it's literally imagined everywhere. Bus stops, everyone's like,

what does 30 mean? Well, of course, as we all know, Adele has a new album coming out very soon and she's always, you know, labeled them around her age, right? So it Adele has a new album coming out very soon. And she's always, you know, labeled them around her age, right?

So it's time for a new album. And I got to say this, when I knew that she was getting divorced, I was very sad for her. I was very happy for us. Because one thing we know about Adele, when she gets heartbroken, we get an awesome album.

That shows you how long she's been sitting on this music for. If it's called 30, she must have written it when she's 30, right? Yeah, that's how it works. She's 33. No, that's how all the albums work. Oh, is it? Yeah, it's usually at least a couple of years after.

And I think it's because she does that on purpose. So now people assume she's 30 because she's releasing the album at 30. So she's like, I'll wait a few years and then, you know. Probably also quite a good idea to put some time between it. So, because if you're singing about your breakouts and stuff, so that you don't start crying on stage, you know, like give yourself some time to get over it. Write it when you're really emotional,

but then give it some distance so you don't start blubbering in front of Wembley's arena, you know. That's a great point. There you go. The album the world's been waiting for for a bloody long time, the Adele album. I'm so excited and I hope there's some real absolute tear

jerkers in this album. Oh yeah, get ready to cry your quarantine face off everybody. That's what we want. That's the latest. Fueled by Pepsi Max. Max Taste No Sugars Given. Bree and Clint. There's a Spice Girls documentary dropping on TV tonight.

And every girl I know is fizzing for it. This is going to be so good. I can't wait. I grew up with the Spice Girls. Well, you should do well in this then. Welcome to Spice Up Your Life, the ultimate Spice Girls quiz. Alana's here to take you on. Hi, Alana.

Hi, Alana. Hi. Hi. There's no prize up for grabs. Actually, no, there is. Bree's going to find you the original can of Spice Girls Impulse if you beat her, okay? I think that would have gone off.

Yeah, yeah. Awesome. Alana, how old are you? 35. Okay, so we're, like, similar. Well, she's got a few years on me, so maybe she was a bit older when they were, like, you know. I'm just trying to tell myself Because I feel like

I'm going to be owned by you Alana Okay question for question Okay until I run out of questions And then we'll have a winner Ben can you please keep score Bree you can start Okay How long did this song

From the Spice Girls If you want to be my lover Stay at the number one position In the UK charts Oh my god That's so hard Was it one, three, seven Or twelve weeks Twelve weeks Seven weeks It was seven weeks alone one position in the UK charts? Oh my God, that's so hard. Was it 1, 3, 7 or 12 weeks?

12 weeks. It was 7 weeks, Alana. Thank you. You don't get that point. That was Bree's question, but it shows that you're good. Alana, what was the Spice Girls' second single after Wannabe? I've got some options for you.

Was it Stop? Was it Say You'll Be There? Was it Viva Forever? Or was it Too Much? I know what it is. Stop. Stop? That's what I would have picked too. It's not Stop.

It's Say You'll Be There. It's such a good song too. Okay, no points. No points. Brie, what were the Spice Girls originally called? You'd have no options if you want to really flex, or I can give you some options. No, give me the options.

Okay, were they going to be called Girl Power, Spice Ladies, Hot Shots, or Touch? Oh, I feel like I know this. I'm going between. I'm not locking in an answer. It's either Girl Power or Touch

You've got to lock one of those No, you're not going to go with Spice Ladies I mean, it was a great option But I feel like that's a Clint Roberts special Let's go Let's go Touch Correct

That was their original name Thank God they changed their name, right? Alana, you need to get on the board here Touch. Correct. That was their original name. Thank God they changed their name, right? Yeah, that's their original name. Alana, you need to get on the board here. Who sings the first line of the song Wannabe? I know this one too. Oh, the first line of Wannabe. Is it Mel C?

Mel C. Wrong Mel, unfortunately. It's Mel B, isn't it? It's Mel B. Yeah, I'll tell you what I want to know. Yeah. Okay, no point there. Brie, who was the last person to join the Spice Girls after someone else dropped out?

I feel like Baby Spice was definitely always in there. I'm going to say it was Mel C. Mel C is wrong. It was Baby Spice. She was a ringer. How stoked would you be, eh? Her life would have been so different. Alana in the Ultimate Spice Girls quiz.

You can go one all with Bree here. What did Ginger Spice change her nickname from to be more family friendly? Was she originally Sassy Spice, Sexy Spice, Naughty Spice, or Spice Rack? Oh, I think she would have been Naughty Spice. No, Alana. Sexy Spice.

Sexy Spice. I thought so. Yeah. Okay. Okay, Brie, if you get this one right, you can win the quiz. How many studio albums did the Spice Girls release? Was it two, five, three or seven? Two, five. Well, you've done all the numbers j Girls release? Was it 2, 5, 3 or 7? 2, 5

Well you've done all the numbers jumbled up 2, 5, 3 3 Correct All that power and they only released 3 albums But they were plenty good Yeah there you go The Spice Girls documentary is on tonight

After Celebrity Treasure Island at 8.30 It's a two parter I think the documentary And Alana you've. The Spice Girls documentary is on tonight after Celebrity Treasure Island at 8.30. It's a two-parter, I think, the documentary. And Alana, you've won a spice rack. You've won some cardamom pods. Congratulations. Thanks for playing, Alana. If you missed the announcement from Parliament, this just came out.

So from midnight Tuesday, Aucklanders will be able to meet another household outside with a cap of no more than 10 people at any given time. Children can have a play date in a park. Friends can meet outside for a walk, a picnic or a beer.

You can slowly see people you have missed over these past seven weeks. One household at a time. You know what I took from that? Does it mean that they're lifting the liquor ban in parks? Yeah, I heard that too. She's like, go and have some park beers. You've earned it. Absolutely. We're trying to dissect this

at the moment and the way we're interpreting it is you can have, you can merge, you can meet with another bubble outdoors but a maximum of 10 people can be there and it can only be one bubble at a time. So your flat can meet another flat and then the next day you could go and meet a different flat, but all three flats can't be there at the same time.

To be honest, I'm just flattered that Jacinda thinks I've got more than 10 friends. Like that's plenty for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Full details are up at nzherald.co.nz I want to talk about this story that's going viral at the moment And it's about a crypto guy He's a crypto boss He works for a company that pretty much sells and buys crypto

And to be honest, I have no idea what it does You know, just on that I've got a friend who does mortgages and stuff. And he said that every client he's dealing with at the moment, all the guys, because you have to list your assets, all the guys have some crypto and almost none of the girls that he deals with have some crypto. Isn't that an interesting stat?

That is interesting. It's very male heavy, the whole crypto thing. And maybe down the track, it'll be interesting to see what happens to crypto. I have crypto. Do you have some? Yeah, so those stats obviously don't include me. He said almost none.

He said it's majority guys that have got crypto. Interesting. Well, this guy, his name is Robert. And anyway, he's made a bit of a boo-boo where he owns and runs this cryptocurrency company and all of a sudden he was doing this update and it was all good and apparently there was a few bugs in the update. Yeah. And instead of doing this update to his servers, I'm trying to talk as crypto as I can. You're doing a good job, yeah.

It instead had an error and it actually sent out millions of dollars of crypto to all of the clients that use his platform. $90 million to be exact. He gave away $90 million of cryptocurrency. Yes, by accident. Whoa. You'd hope your customers liked you and gave you your money back. But they don't have to.

Well, so this is what's happened, right? So it's a whole big saga now. So he's obviously realised and he's contacted all those people because he can see where it went. Anyway, so he's contacted them and essentially was like, hey, you know, this is what happened. Obviously not our fault. If you guys can send all the crypto back, we'll let you keep 10%.

Oh, that's a good way of doing it. Of the comp. And then also if you don't, I'm going to tell the IRS about you. I'm going to come around to your house. Which is the tax department. Essentially, he was threatening them. But also incentivising them. But incentivising them at the same time.

10% is massive. So he's willing to give up $9 million to get his crypto back. Well, one lucky user, so do the math on this, he received $29 million worth of tokens. Yeah, so he gets $2.9 million to keep. So if I was that guy. Yeah, you'd be stoked. To live guilt free.

Yeah. I'd be like, all right. Yeah. That's fine with me. And you go, you know what? I'll just keep 2.5 because I'm a good guy. Yeah. You know what?

You take a little bit extra. You take it back. Can you imagine how panicked you would be after you realize $90 million worth of crypto tokens? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just insane. That's a bad day at work. That is a bad day at work. I thought we've done this before and I found it really interesting.

I wanted to ask people listening again, has this ever happened to you where you've received money into your account that wasn't yours? Like a bank hero. Yeah. Or maybe someone accidentally transferred you some money and you didn't recognise the bank account or I don't yours. Like a bank error. Yeah. Or maybe someone accidentally transferred you some money and you didn't recognise the bank account. Or I don't know.

What happened? How much money did you find in your bank account that shouldn't have been there? I think last time we had someone who got like a couple of million from the bank. Well, there's a guy who got five million. He worked at the gas station. Did he do a runner?

Did a runner overseas. Did he? Yeah, yeah. I think Interpol are still looking for him. Yeah. God. No He worked at the gas station. Did he do a runner? Did a runner overseas. Did he? Yeah, yeah. I think Interpol is still looking for him. Yeah. God. No one to run the gas station. They had good pies there.

That's crazy. 0800 DIAL ZM. Have you had money accidentally transferred into your account before? You can also text us on 9696. Brian Clint. Guy who is the CEO of a crypto company did an update and what he called a buggy update, so it had bugs in it. Yeah.

And it ended up sending out $90 million worth of crypto tokens to all of the clients. It would be stoked you chose that crypto manager, wouldn't you? What a giveaway. No one's got their clients better returns than that guy. The biggest giveaway we've ever done, not on purpose. Anyway, so we're asking you guys this afternoon, have you ever been transferred money into your account

and you didn't know where it came from and it was an accident? And do you have a crypto guy? Yeah. I didn't know you could get a crypto guy. When do we get a crypto guy? This person wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. we get a crypto guy? This person wants to be anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hello. Has this happened to you? It has, unfortunately. What happened? Unfortunately. Okay, go on. Yeah, so I checked my bank account on payday, as you do, and got a nice surprise because it was about $11,000 in my bank account.

Whoa. What? Okay. Yeah. So wait, are you telling me, Anonymous, that you received obviously someone else's pay packet and they got paid $11,000? Well, I think someone in admin stuffed up somewhere.

Hi. Hi. G'day. Sorry. How are you? What sort of job do you do? I am in the Defence Force. Okay, cool.

And so what happened, Anonymous? What did you do? So obviously I got a hold of someone in admin straight away to make sure it didn't come back on me, essentially. Yeah. But it turns out I'd just gone on maternity leave and they had cancelled our tenancy for our house, which had somehow

reversed all our payments for rent that we'd made. Oh. So it put all your rent money back into your account. So it was nothing to do with your work? Kind of. Kind of, but not. Yeah. Yeah, right.

Okay. I'm so confused. Did you get to keep the $11,000 or did you have to give it back? No, unfortunately I didn't. I had to pay back about $10,000. Yeah, right. Because some of it was your pay. Yeah.

No. Yeah, I felt rich. I know, right? Just take a screenshot. Make it your backdrop for a bit. Okay. Why not? That's good.

There's so many texts coming through on this. Someone said, I once had nearly $7,000 transferred into my bank account. Went to the bank because it was obviously a mistake. I contacted the person who transferred it. They were so happy at the fact that I'd contacted them, they let me keep $500. Whoa.

Win for me and a win for them. That's so honest. That's really nice of them. And that's so nice to be rewarded. It's good that you get a reward. Yeah. Because you do have to give it back eventually. $7,000 is not worth going to jail

over. Yeah, it's a bit of money but I don't know if you could skip and go to the Bahamas with it. Someone else said, I once received $200 in a bank error in my favour. That's good. I've played Monopoly before too. Do they just keep it?

$200 you'd be keen to just keep quiet for a bit, eh? I mean... Do I sound guilty? Don't investigate me. Jordan's here. Hey, Jordan. G'day, Jordan.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Jordan, has this happened to you? Have you received money from a stranger or a random place? It was actually a place that I was working at when I was 16. I worked at a Thai restaurant. Oh, yeah.

And without saying too much, it's fair to say the boss was quite dodgy. He used to pay me in checks under the table and he used to say that my IRD number wasn't working, etc. And one day I got a check for $320. And when I banked it the next day, it came in at $3.2 million. What? Jordan! Yeah, I was... Did the money go into your account? Yeah, it was sitting in my account. I checked it online and I was so excited as a 16-year-old.

I just didn't know what to do. I was like, what am I going to buy? I'm going to buy a motorbike. Jordan, what's the weather like in the Bahamas at the moment? Oh, it's beautiful, actually. We're having a cyclone at the moment. There's a story out of the UK today where a school is banning parents from doing the school drop-off and pick-up while wearing their pyjamas.

What are they going to do about it? Give me a detention? Not appropriate. Well, I don't know. It's rude to punish the child because mum couldn't get out of her nightie. I doubt they would do that. They're talking about parents. I assume parents who, well, actually,

are you getting out of the car in your pyjamas? I get it if you just jumped in the car and ran the kid down to school. It's called Erie Sim Primary School in Middlesbrough. Is it fancy? Middlesbrough sounds fancy. And they've warned parents to dress appropriately on the school run. Hey, at least they're taking their kids to school, you know? It could be.

Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, at least they're dropping them off. At least they're dropping them off. What do you think? Is it okay to drop your kids to school in your pyjamas? I think it's completely fine. I think they need to concentrate on the real issues in the world at the moment and leave

these ones alone. Like we've got bigger problems than mum wearing her slippers and her rug boots down to the school drop off. Absolutely and I think it would be commonplace at a lot of schools around New Zealand. So I thought this afternoon can we put together the definitive list of where it's okay

and where it's not okay to wear pyjamas? Okay. You each get one vote in this. And majority rules. This is going into law. Once Jacinda's finished with this COVID thing, she's going to action this one. So the first location I'll ask you and our two producers is,

is it okay to wear pyjamas to the supermarket? Yeah. No. Are we talking full? I'm talking the flannel pants and whatever you wear as a pyjama top. Anything from Peter Alexander type. I think it's fine. Yeah, I think it's definitely fine.

Not fine. Two against one. That means pyjamas, officially. They're okay at the supermarket. Didn't you go to the supermarket in your pyjamas? Yeah. Didn't someone recognise to the supermarket in your pyjamas? Yeah. Didn't someone recognise you in the deli once?

I went in my Peter Alexander nightie one time and it was tucked up into my underwear. That's right. And I thought this guy was checking me out and I was like,

excuse you. And he's like, you got your nightie tucked up into your underwear. I can see your, no, don't say that. Didn't make me want to wear my nightie again to the supermarket.

Okay, supermarket's okay. Is it okay to wear pyjamas to work? No. I've done that before, yeah. Have you? If you work in breakfast radio, I think it's completely fine. Our work?

Yeah, our work. Yeah, it's okay. I think it's fine. Okay, what if you're a doctor? Well, they can't do scrubs. Yeah. They might wear scrubs to bed. What if you're a builder and you just put your high do scrubs. Yeah. They might wear scrubs to bed. What if you're a builder and you just put your high-vis over your pyjamas?

No, not safe. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, I'm sensing a bit of no. I'm going to say no. Yeah. It's not okay to wear pyjamas to work. That's what we've landed on. What if you work at Peter Alexander's?

Very good point. University lectures. Is it okay to wear your pyjamas to a university lecture? No Is it? I lived on campus You've said yes to everything so far Well, you know, sometimes you just gotta let people

Okay, you wanna wear yes, you wanna wear them to a lecture? I lived on campus when I was at uni Yeah And I feel like That's different It is different because technically you You got them on a technicality You roll out of bed,

you walk to class and, you know. Okay, you're a yes. Ben? I'm a no. You're a no. Anastasia, you're most recently out of university. You're a no? Definitely unacceptable.

Okay, sorry, Bree. No pyjamas to university lectures. What about pyjamas up in the club? And remember that a lot of outfits these days kind of look like pyjamas. You know that nighty, that lingerie looking thing people are wearing? So is it okay to wear your pyjamas up in the club? I don't think so. Up in the club? My dad would say the majority of dresses I wear look like

a nightclub. That's what I mean. I'm going to say that's acceptable. When I used to go on nights out out into the nightclubs, the way I would pick who I'd want to talk to or have a dance with is if they were wearing Ugg boots. Oh, really?

And I was like, they're a bit of me. Are you pro-Ugg boots in the club? No, not really. What club is letting people in Ugg boots? Because you know why I'm not pro-Ugg boots? I would be, but imagine the stench of those things. After the club, yeah. First opening line, you're wearing socks under those things.

Remember there was that club in the Gold Coast? Wait a minute. Do you have to wear socks with Ugg boots? No, I don't think you do. I think you meant not to wear socks.

I think if you wear them to the club, you should wear socks in them. Know what I'm saying? Do you wear socks in your Ugg boots? In my slippers, I don't have Ugg boots.

But in my slippers, yeah, yeah, I wear socks in them. Oh no. You don't, wait, wait. You don't have Ugg boots, but my slippers, yeah, I wear socks in them. Oh, no. Wait, wait. You don't wear your socks. So say you come to work and you wear them in your shoes, obviously. Do you go home and take your shoes off and put your slippers on?

Yeah. Is that yuck? I don't know what's wrong with it. I'm confused what's wrong with that. I'm confused what's wrong with that. He comes to work, sweats in his shoes and his socks, and then places them into his ugg boots. Can you imagine the bacteria? This is coming from the person who will wear a full pyjama set to a uni lecture.

Clearly I was just having a laugh for the radio, Anastasia. And if anyone I went to uni with is listening, please don't call through. All right? The number is definitely not 0800. Let's talk red flags. Oh, yeah. There's a relationship expert by the name of Clarissa Bloom.

I don't know if she's related to Bloomfield. Why would she be? Well, she might be the younger sister. And they just gave her half the name? Yeah, maybe. Right, okay. Sure. Anyway, she has written an article about different red flags

you should look out for early in relationships. This is good. This is good. I quite like these. Because a lot of people get to the end of a relationship and they go, ah, was staring me in the face the whole time. I saw that. He ate his own earwax on our first date.

How did I not know he was a serial killer? Is that your big bugaboo? Well, it wouldn't be a turn on, you know? It wouldn't be like, yeah, buy me that girl. I don't care if you've got a job. I don't care if you want kids. I don't care what religion you are. As long as you don't eat your own earwax.

If you stick a bobby pin inside your ear canal and then suck on it, I'm not keen. How do you know what utensil to use for that? Because I've seen you guys do it before. Me? Not you specifically. So now you're lumping my people. Your people.

You're lumping all of us women in the same category. I feel like. I don't have a bobby pin. I feel like. I don't have a bobby pin to use it. Anyone is eating earwags. It's your people. No.

Kevin Rudd, the Prime Minister of Australia, got caught on camera in the back of a cabinet at Parliament eating his own earwax. All right, well, now we're going nationality. He's your people, okay? So now it's back to you. I know. We disowned him ages ago.

Anyway, so she's talking about there's a few, and I think we should discuss them. The first one she has mentioned is that they spend too much time talking about their ex. Ooh. Yeah, that's a good red flag. So she said she believes it's okay to bring up ex-partners if the conversation is relevant, not insensitive and won't start an argument.

But she said a big red flag around the same thing is that if they speak highly negatively about their ex. I would agree with that, yeah. They're either fixated on them or they drag them. Yeah. Then they clearly haven't moved on. Yeah, and you don't want to hear someone drag a person that they, you know, obviously. It says more about you than it does about them.

So I think that's a good one. Okay, cool. Good red flag. Clarissa also said, the relationship expert said, if the conversation is purely about themselves, this can be a quick red flag on the first couple of dates. Yeah, right. She said you don't want to be dating someone

who doesn't ask questions because obviously that can mean she said it can mean that they're nervous but it can mean that they self-indulge them. They are a bit self-obsessed. Bit of a narcissist. I think the reverse is true too. If they can't talk about

themselves at all is a red flag, I reckon. Yeah, what are they hiding? So what are you into? And they're like, oh, nothing. They're like, oh, I don't know. Cool, man. Way to sell yourself. You need to go both ways.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You answer a question, then you fire that same question back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how the conversation in a date works. It's like verbal tennis. Yeah, exactly. And the last one she mentions is that they complain all the time. Oh, negative mindset.

Yeah, it's one thing to be comfortable and open up about your private sentiments, but it's another to complain relentlessly. You may not see through it at first, but the person who does this on a date and the first date at that will bring a steady stream of personal problems and negativity. You see this in friendship circles too too and it obviously causes you to stop and often causes you to stop hanging out with certain people. People that you know and when you see them,

they only complain about things. They complain about people. They complain about this. They complain about that. Well, it's just the energy. Yeah, yeah. You're around someone who is, you know, you kind of get wrapped up into that energy a little bit.

And if you can spot that early in a relationship. I think that's a good one on a first date, though. Yeah. I mean, you know, we all complain, though. What does she say about earwax? Is there anything in there about earwax? Earwax. Or is that just a personal bugaboo?

No, I think that's just your personal red flag. Yeah, right. I'm not into it. You are. Is that what we've landed on? Who, me? Yeah. Stop putting me in the category of eating earwax.

Then stop putting earwax in your mouth. I would never. You know why you brought it up? Because I think you used to do it. You think I'm projecting? Yeah, you're projecting it onto me because I wouldn't even think about bringing that up. My red flag is that someone doesn't have a licence.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I want to know why don't you have a licence? What if they live in downtown Wellington and they don't need a licence? They get around on the cable car. Yeah, but then why haven't you just even – no, it's different not having a car to not having a licence. Okay. That's a difference.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a difference. What does it say to you if someone doesn't have a licence? I mean, you know, there's good reasons. There is good reasons. Yeah. But it makes me think that they're maybe not motivated. Okay.

Which, and I don't want to be anyone's mum. Oh, there you go. You don't want to be their chauffeur. No. Yeah. Which I want to be in a relationship which is partners. Yeah. Not one person looking after the other person.

You want to drive there and they drive back. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Okay. That's a relationship. Let's get some red flags in, everybody. Let us know what yours are.

We'll build a list of them. 0800 dial ZM. Maybe it was a real red flag you had in real life or what is your red flag in relationships? You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Right now, though, we're talking about red flags, relationship red flags, which

just makes you think, this isn't for me. It's a bit of a warning sign. Yeah. Yeah. And the ones that you should listen to too, because often people don't. You get caught up in the lust and the romance and the hypervenue relationship and then you see something that otherwise, if you weren't, you know, if you

weren't infatuated, you'd go, oh, hang on a second. I don't know about't infatuated you'd go oh hang on a second so we're asking for yours and uh the first person that's called through uh who have we got connor g'day hi how's it going guys good thanks what's the red flag for you connor uh for me it's blowing off your own friends to hang out with me even if I'm not doing anything. Really? That's quite interesting. Do you think it shows, you know, maybe they're a bit clingy? A bit clingy, a bit needy. And then eventually they'll end up losing their own friends and then become even more

disappointed. And then you're worried that you won't be able to hang out with your friends because then they'll be lonely. And they may use it against you'll feel like yeah right. They'll use it against you saying well I've lost my friends. It's also quite like hot, well for me, from my

opinion, it's also quite sexy when someone's like they still want to do their own thing and they're confident enough to be like no I'm going to go hang out with my friends. You go do your own thing. You're not invited. 100%. 100%. You know, it's great being with someone,

but yeah, you need your own space sometimes. You need your own space. I think that's a good one. Totally. Being a stage five clinger is a great red flag. Someone digs in and said their red flag is being a Taurus. Hey, I know a lot of Tauruses, and they're lovely. My brother's a Taurus, and he's a lovely human.

You can't exclude an entire category of people based on star sign. Unless you're Scorpios. Look out. Really? Let's talk to Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, guys.

How are you going? Good, thanks. Ella, what's the red flag for you? Just that people don't have an iPhone. I get a little bit of the X. Ella. Ella. Ella.

I know, it's low, I know. It's very, very shallow of you. She even knows it. I know. It's real low. I can't help it. I can't help it. I've got a Samsung.

What does that say to you? I love my Samsung. Oh, it means we wouldn't be going on a date. Okay, Miss Perfect, what sort of iPhone have you got? A 12. Oh, that's pretty new. It's about as new as you can get.

Yeah, right. Okay, no, fair enough. I mean, I feel like you're cutting yourself off. What if an Oppo phone user came into your stratosphere, you know? What if, you know? I just don't know. I just, I don't think I can. I really don't.

Unless you're being honest with us. Thank you, Ella. Hilarious. And I can imagine, I have heard people who have Samsungs or who are Android users. Go the other way. Sometimes, yeah, where they're like, oh, you have an iPhone? I'm not going to date an iPhone snob.

Basic. Someone texted and said if we don't have Matching food habits You know, if someone's If you are a carnivore For lack of better words And they're a vegan, I've said that that gives them the ick I don't know if it's enough to give you the ick But it would definitely make dating harder

Straight up at the start Especially if you knew nothing about dietary requirements You're like, I'll take you to this great barbecue restaurant They're like, I need to see the menu before we go. I'll take you to Dervois Steak. Oh. Someone said horse checks are weird. That's horrible.

I didn't agree with that. That's horrible. That's their red flag. Anastasia is into horses. Yeah, I know. agree with that. That's horrible. It's their red flag. That's their red flag. Anastasia is into horses. Yeah, I know. She's fine. Look at her. Yeah.

Look, look at her. Nothing wrong with her. I mean, she does chew up her biscuits and put them back onto another biscuit. It's not horse related though, is it? It's a whole different flag. It's just different. Yeah, that is a red flag. If I ever did see one. Bree and Clint.

Yeah. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Monday. We'll take three people's birthdays. Then we figure out what was number one on their 16s

and we'll play our favourite one. We'll start with Gareth. G'day, Gareth. G'day, Gareth. Gareth. Hello. Hello. start with Gareth. G'day, Gareth. G'day, Gareth. Gareth. Hello. Hello, Gareth. How are you, mate? Good, good. How was your

weekend? Oh, yeah, pretty quiet. Oh, yeah? You didn't get on the sauce? Nah, not this one. Demand a few words, Gareth. What's your birthday? 10th of October, 88. Alright, Gareth, you were 16 in 2004. And on? 10th of October, 88. Right, Gareth, you were 16 in 2004. And on the 10th of October in 2004, this was number one.

De Harmo. You like this, Gareth? Oh, it's coming a bit different, yeah. Yeah. That's a good birthday banger. You used to come up all the time, but it hasn't come up for ages, this song. I always think this is Dai Henwood.

Dai Hamo, Dai Henwood. I always think they're the same person. Dai Henwood wishes this was Dai Henwood. Really? Oh, yeah. I mean, he could do a rap song. He'd love a rap career like this. Yeah, he'd be great.

Let's go to Julie. Kia ora, Julie. Hi, Julie. Hello. How was your weekend. Yeah, it'd be great. Let's go to Julie. Kia ora, Julie. Hi, Julie. Hello. How was your weekend? Oh, it was good. I was with the horses for the weekend, so I was a bit horrified about the horsey person before,

about horsey chicks. I don't think that, Louise. I know. I mean, Julie. How many horses? Louise. Sorry, we've got this new phone system and the- Oh, everyone's a different colour, yeah.

Everyone's a different colour, so I can't see who we're talking to. Oh, Louise is next. Julie, how many horses have you got? I've got a little miniature pony that Louise in the morning loves. Vaughan just thinks he's absolutely wonderful and I've got two other ones that are

a lot bigger than him. Yeah, delightful. Julie, did you know that my favourite thing ever, my goal in life, is to own a miniature horse one day? Oh my gosh, you so have to get one, Bree. You'd be amazing with one. What's the miniature pony's name? Well, his name's Bree.

He's a little stallion, so he's about eight and a half hands high. Are you serious? Did you say his name's Bree? His name is Bree. B-R-E-E. So he's a stallion, and you called him Bree. He's a stallion, Bree. he's a stallion and you called him Bree. He's a stallion, Bree.

He's a stallion. Hey, this is a sign. This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened. I need to get one. It's a sign. You need to come and meet him. Oh, my God. Stop it, Julie.

Don't put that on the table. Julie, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 12th of October, 71. All right, Julie. You were 16 in 1987. And on your 16th birthday, Julie, this was top in the charts. Oh, yeah, this one here.

Oh, you've been rickrolled, Julie. Oh, my God. And I used to love him so much. You and Bree, the horses, this is going to go off at the 50th. It is. This is going to go hard. I 50th This is going to go hard I love it Julie You've got a great one

Okay wait there We'll do one more for Louise Louise is here now Hi Louise Hi Louise Hello How are you? Yeah good

Bit of a dusty Monday But otherwise well Did you get on the source? I definitely got on the source Yeah 100% I knew there'd be one of you Did you watch the rugby league last night? Did you stay up?

Oh no I think this is actually from a Saturday. Oh, a two-day hangover. Two-day, yeah. Louise, how hard on the source did you go? The whole bottle. Oh, we don't know her birthday yet, but I reckon Louise is in her 30s. Yeah, absolutely.

The two-day hangovers have begun. Yeah, I know the feeling, Louise. I get four-day ones sometimes. And that's not even when I drink. I'm just normal everyday life. What's your birthday, Louise? 6th of August, 1992. All right, you were 16 in 2008.

And on the 6th of August in 2008, this was number one. I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick. You're not 30 yet, are you? You're 29. Yeah, I know. Oh, my God. Not there yet.

Yeah, not there yet. Katy Perry, I kissed a girl. You love it? It's a banger. I don't know if it beats Julie's, though. Yeah, okay. Oh, you like Julie's. Good honesty.

I'm going to be Rick Rolls. Thank you, Louise. We appreciate it. My vote today goes to Dejamo We. Thank you, Louise. We appreciate it. My vote today goes to Day Harmo. We go and ride as the winner of Birthday Banger. I'm going Julie. Rick Astley.

Never going to give up. All right. Are we going to get Day Harmo or Rick Rolls? We'll go to producer Ben this afternoon to pick the winner of Birthday Banger. Ben, what's it going to be? I think I'm going to go with Julie because of her energy. She's got good energy. Yeah, she's got great energy. She loves Rick Astley.

Oh, this is a vibe. Julie. I'm going to rock this down the motorway, guys. I'm going to have my windows down. This is for you and Brie, Julie. Yes. Your horse. I love Julie.

Julie, call us again, please. Brie and Clint. I love Julie. Julie, call us again, please. Who are the MVPs when it comes to getting vaccinated? MVP, most vaccinated people. Oh, I thought you were going to say most valuable players, which also works as well. They are. We're very pro-vax on the Brian Clint Show, and that's why I'm always interested in the stats.

I like to see the numbers. I check the graphs every day. We've got to get it done because, man, I'm always interested in the stats. I like to see the numbers. I check the graphs every day. We've got to get it done because man I'm sick of being at home. But that's because you check the graphs because you've got those bets on at the TAB. I would bet on it. You know I wonder in Australia I'm pretty sure you can bet on stuff

like that. Really? It's so stupid. If only we could go there. Okay we're going to start with locations that are the most vaccinated Okay Do you think the most vaccinated Town, city or region Is in the North Island or the South Island?

Probably North because we've had more COVID up here Should be right? We should be right out there The top six vaccinated regions Are all in the South Island Are you serious? Really? Number six most vaccinated is the Tasman region. Number five most vaccinated is the Nelson region.

Number four most vaccinated is Dunedin. Three is Marlborough. Two is Central Otago. And the number one most vaccinated place with 57.5% of its people fully vaccinated, both jabs, Kaikoura. Really? Yep. Oh, lovelyoura on the coast. Yep. Oh, lovely spot there on the coast.

The first town in the North Island to come in is Carterton at number seven with 52% vaccinated. Come on, New Zealand. Yeah, that's pretty low for the North Island, isn't it? Get your, and I don't say this lightly, shit together, you know? Yeah, seventh. They couldn't make it easier for people. Like within my house, within the range of like two Ks of my house, there are six places

that you can get vaccinated. You know? Yeah, they're everywhere. I want to look at this ethnicity thing because not to rag on anybody, but really to give one group of people some massive props here. So it's broken down into

European, other, Pacific, Maori and Asian New Zealanders. Lowest vaccination rates are for Maori. They've got 56% of first doses, which is low. It's really low. There's lots of barriers to Maori getting vaccinated. It's something that needs to be worked on, but it's happening. So that's good.

It's moving slowly, but we need to move it a bit quicker. Yeah. Pacific people have 72% first dose of the vaccine. So who's that, Wade that's good. It's moving slowly, but we need to move it a bit quicker. Yeah. Pacific people have 72% first dose of the vaccine. So who's that, wait? Pacific people. Okay, that's good. European and other. Yes.

80% vaccinated. Getting better. And the Asian community in New Zealand, this blew my freaking mind. The Asian community in New Zealand, 94% of people have had their first vaccination. Yeah, that's crazy. My partner who works in the health system, we were talking about this over the weekend and how amazing their vaccination rates are. Yeah.

Yeah. And how onto it. Yeah, absolutely. Get it done. Get it done. If you have your first dose, you're way more likely to have your second dose eventually as well. So, yeah, it's got to happen.

It has to happen fast. So get it done. Where are we at? Full double vaccination. You want to know? Go check the numbers. I'll check here and I can tell you that. Got to go to the website.

The Prime Minister updated it today. So we, as of Saturday, 48% as a nation fully vaccinated and 80% of New Zealand. I think the Prime Minister actually said 84% of New Zealand have had one shot. So it's getting there. Yeah, we need that second number up at the 84. Two million New Zealanders are fully vaccinated, which sounds good, but it's not enough. It needs to be more. Yeah, there you go.

Go and get jabbed, New Zealand. It's free. What else do you get for free, right? Free in Clint. I've got some fisherman news. We are the leading show in maritime and rail and airplane news. Yeah, and now fishing news. Well, this kind of fits into maritime.

Was he fishing from a boat? Yeah, let's say he was. Okay. Then we can play the song then. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and por under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. SpongeBob SquarePants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish. SpongeBob SquarePants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish. SpongeBob SquarePants! Where are you? SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. Did you want the whole song? That's all we've got time for. Go to the song. No, I want to talk about this. It's actually a really cool story. I really love this story. It's about a struggling fisherman who lives in Thailand and

he actually found something on his endeavours whilst fishing. It was actually on the beach and he found this thing. On his endeavours? He's a pirate. Anyway, he found this thing that pretty much means he's not going to have to ever work again. On the beach?

On the beach. Okay. So he's uncovered this thing. Is this big news for those people who have those metal detector things and walk up and down the beach all day? Probably. Finding bottle caps, hoping they're going to find pirate gold? A whole bunch of them ran down there after this. I want to give all of you guys including the producers one guess each.

What do you think it was? Okay, I'll stick with my guess. He's found pirate gold. Pirate gold. Okay, sweet. Lock it in. Producers, what do you think this fisherman from thailand has found that means he can um retire message in a bottle oh yeah it could be a map to the treasure hence goes to the treasure boom retires yeah okay ben what's he found oh i mean it could be anything. A crystal. A crystal. Yep.

I don't know. Great guess. I wasn't prepared. The Thai fisherman found whale vomit. Oh, I've heard of this stuff. Yeah. So he's found this giant piece of whale vomit, which is actually super rare, super valuable.

They use it in perfume or something, don't they? Isn't that where it gets its value from? I'm not sure. But anyway, the story goes it was 30 kilograms, right? And he took it into a university to have it tested to see if it was what he thought it was. Yeah. And they proved it that it was genuine whale vomit.

Wow. Which means, so let's do the math on this, how much this thing is worth. Sure. So it says here, previous bits of whale vomit have sold for between $37,500. No, wait, so New Zealand money, so it'd be about $50,000. Yeah. And $60,000k For how much? So let's just go 55 per kilogram

Yeah and he's found 30 kilos Yes 50,000 times 30 That's one and a half million dollars worth of whale vomit Yep he can retire I think I think that's a That's a good endeavour. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Swag, swag, swag! Yeah. They asked the whale who vomited to comment as to, you know, why. Yeah. And we've got a clip of that here. Swag, swag, swag! I'm tired. It's a Monday.

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