ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 4th October 2022

Episode Date: October 4, 2022

You are in the top 10% richest people Indoor gardening injuries Auckland's most popular dog names We've come up with a new advent calendar See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. What up? Welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast where we've had an excellent idea on the show today. We need to talk about it a lot to trademark this idea. It's your advent calendar idea, Bree. Yeah, I'm pretty pumped about this. I think we could be on to a winner because obviously, you know, in recent years everyone's coming up with new advent calendar ideas.

There's cheese ones, there's craft beer. I think, Clint, you and I should release this year for Christmas. A marijuana advent calendar. Isn't it brilliant? It's a great idea. CBD slash marijuana. No, obviously we can't do that. I think we should release a chip advent calendar.

So in each different window, there's a different bag of chips. Fucking genius. I love it. How big is it going to be? Yeah, this is a great question. How big is the bag of chips? Because I actually don't want to eat a large bag of chips every day for 24 days why not that's weird i think we should go i think we should go you know how you got the really little

bags of chips and then you got the big standard bags of chips yeah what about that middle size you know the bit oh yeah there's gas station size yes that size is what we should go Yeah I'm into that Yeah I'm into that What flavours Would we include Because there has to be There has to be 24 So obviously You have your foundationals

Your salt and vanille Yuck Your ready salt What Huh Who said yuck Not me What

Claudia did Oh I knew that about Claudia That's the psycho behaviour It hurts my little mouth It hurts her mouth It's too spicy. Soda and Vinnyts. Ready salties.

Yummy. Chicken. Barbecue. Nah, nah. Barbecue, yeah. Chicken, no. Honey soy. Oh, yeah.

Sour cream and chips. Honey soy? Rations. Sour cream and onion. No, wait. Rations? Yeah, rations are going in. Are we putting cheese chips in here?

Rosemary. Yeah. Doritos. Rosemary. Twisties. Doritos. Rosemary. Doritos are bad for the environment. Is it? Kumara chips.

Well, another type of corn chip then. Corn. We'll get the corn kid to endorse it. CCs. Oh, only CCs. Only CCs. I love CCs. Are we allowed to do that anymore?

I don't know. No. Can't do anything these days I had a really good What's that one you and I had Bree the other day? Honey maple bacon Oh That was good

That's so niche Maple bacon I think it was It was real good It was very good It sounds like an explosion In your mouth The vegan's not happy Not from the way

We should get some Light tangies What? Yeah Ella's like They've taken over The chip flavours now The vegan's not happy. We should get some light tangies. What? Yeah. Ella's like, they've taken over the chip flavors now as well. Yeah, I did have an angry vegan moment the other day. Did you?

I need to rein it in. What did you do? I was just talking to mom and I was like, I want to invite my friends over for dinner. And she was like, yep, yep, it'd be nice to see them. And I was like, I'll make a vegan dish. And she's like, oh yeah, but I'll bring some meat stuff meat stuff i was like why can't i just have a nice vegan meal i just want a nice vegan meal animals how could you do that mom yeah and what did your mom say she was just like okay here we go i'm trying ella i make you vegan'm trying. Yeah. She just doesn't want your friends to have to. Whose friends were they?

Your friends or her friends? She knew that, but my friends. Your friends. Yeah, yeah. Well, you can serve your friends whatever you want. I know. I think your mum is just trying to hedge the dinner bets by making sure there's something for you.

Yeah, but they don't care. I'll make a yummy thing. All good. I want to ask Ella, how many friends that were coming over, what percentage were vegan? Does my boyfriend count? No, he doesn't count. Yeah, the vegan sausage is coming over.

None. Oh, one was, but not anymore. Oh, so wait, so none of them were vegan. No, but they don't care. Do I have to serve meat? It's a free meal. Yeah, exactly. Ella's cooking.

Don't take it out on us like you took it out sorry sorry i told you the angry vegan's out why can't i just have a nice vegan meal wait so question if you guys came over would you be mad if i didn't serve you meat no i would not okay cool i would be i'm just kidding i wouldn't i i said to, in my household, we eat vegan twice a week anyway. I'm proud of you. Well done. You know. I treated it like I was going to an exotic location to try something different.

I'll change your mind. Ella, I've got to give you that vegan recipe of that peanut butter spicy mushroom ramen. Flavoured chip. Oh, I wouldn't mind it. spicy, mushroom ramen. Yum. Flavoured chip. Oh, I wouldn't mind it. Wouldn't mind. Oh, my God. Guys, I just had another great idea, a ramen flavoured chip. Yes, get it in.

Can we do like a Brie and Clint collab with the chip brand and make our own chip? Yes, please. That would be fun. Go behind the scenes. Any of our international friends, if there are chip flavours you have overseas that we might not have, because we should get some international options in this Advent Calendar too,

can you post a pic of them in our Facebook group? I will say, if you're from Europe, I didn't find any good yummy chips. So, prove me wrong. In all of Europe? No. Australia do a lot of tomato flavoured chips. We don't have very many tomato flavours here. Oh my God, Z Sam Boy Atomic Tomato

Is so dope Alright, get them in Get them in everybody I vote light and tangy Boring Barbecue Get that in me Oh wait, we're done

Oh that's the start My internet's cutting out. Oh, you've got to go. I've got to go. I'm going to go. Yeah, bye. Man, we've got to take Mad Dog outside to have a wee. Bree and Clint.

Time for Tradiverse Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradiverse Lady. Okay, Tradiverse Lady. Our scores for the year, 87 games to the Tradies, 72 to the Ladies. Another win for the Tradies yesterday. They are dominating. So let's go to our lady first.

She's calling in from Richmond. She's 39 years old and she's the mother of two on a farm. Welcome to the show. It's Chrissie. Hi, Chrissie. How's Richmond? Sunny Richmond today Well not so sunny

But quite nice Yeah Delightful Okay And what sort of farm Are you running? What's that sorry? What sort of farm

Are you running? Oh sorry They got it wrong I work I help out on a farm But I'm actually a vet nurse By trade Got it

Oh good Okay You're taking on our tradie today He's from Christchurch He's 25 And he's going to Twizel with a friend soon. Good for you. Welcome to the show, Stan.

Yeah, good to be here. Good to have you. What's your trade, Stan? I'm a builder. You're a builder. Chippy, good stuff. Okay. First one of you two to get three correct answers this afternoon is going to walk away

with $50 cash from KFC. Your buzzers are your names. Good luck to both of you. Here's question number one. The trailer for the new Black Panther movie has just dropped. What is the name of the mythical land that the Black Panther protects? Trady. Stan.

Wakanda. Wakanda forever. Well done. One point to the tradies. That trailer looks really good, by the way. Question number two. The third and final cost of living payment is hitting Kiwi's bank accounts this week. Is it approximately $100, $200 or $300?

Tradie? Stan? $100. Well done. Can you hear me? I did hear you. I can hear you. Yeah, good.

Stan got in just ever so slightly ahead of you. Okay. $116.66 exactly. Here you go, Chrissy. This is your question to win here, okay? Yep, will do. There are strong rumours that Beyonce will return to New Zealand to perform for the first time since 2013.

Name this Beyonce song. Chrissy. Clover. No, that's wrong. Sorry. Sorry, I thought it was my turn. It is your turn. No, sorry. I'll have to let Trayden have a go.

I feel like there's confusion. Do you know the name of the song? No. No? Okay. Do you know the name? I feel like there's confusion. Do you know the name of the song? No. No? Okay. Do you know what that is, Stan? Oh, no, I wouldn't really know. Not a big Beyonce fan.

Okay, that was Crazy in Love. No worries. It's all good. We'll carry on. Charlie Puth's new album drops this Friday. We're going to have him on the show. What car movie did Charlie Puth... Oh, Trady. Yes, Stan.

Fast and Furious. Fast and Furious is correct. And that is The Ballgame. Not Chrissy's day today. All about you, Stan. Congratulations. We've got $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Oh, sweet as. That'll be

for the boys on Friday. Go to the pub. Up the tradies. Well done. Yeah, sweet. Tradies go ahead. One more game. We'll play a game tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Lord's in trouble. Oh, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. What's Lord done?

All of the things we're taking. Oh, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. What's Lorde done? We don't expect her to break the rules, do we, Claude? Lorde's... She's not squeaky clean, right? She smoked that fennel bong in the latest music video, but... Besides that, model citizen. Model citizen, right? She shared with her 9.5 million Instagram followers overnight a picture of her voting ballot in the local body elections

indicating which way she was going to vote in the Auckland mayoral race. Ooh, badass, man. Ooh, mama. Ooh, bad to the bone, baby. She's voting. She's sharing it. She said in the video, I'm proud to be voting for such and such. We're not going to reiterate what she did.

Oh, I want to know who. Because that's the law-breaking bit. Oh. Her sharing who she was going to vote for was the law-breaking bit. She said, I'm proud to be voting for this person, for Auckland Mayor. And since then, people have kicked up a stink. And she's had to take it down. She's taken the video down.

From her story? From her story, yeah. I didn't realise that that was a crime. If anything, I thought that should be celebrated, right? You're encouraging people to get politically active and vote for mayor. Exactly. I thought it would be like for people like myself

who haven't yet voted, seeing Lorde, you know Lord someone you look up to. Do you get a vote? Yes. You do? Yeah. You get a vote? I don't know if 14 year olds could vote. I'm nearly 22 it's my birthday month. Are you gonna vote? And I'll say this

and I'll say this without an inch of like humour local elections are so boring. They're so important though. no i know they are but they are incredibly boring there's been nothing that i've seen on how to vote and i know it's pretty self-explanatory go online and google but there's been nothing anywhere did you get your pack in the mail your voting pack uh no no i think i need to go online And do something To then get it in the mail This is the thing

This is the thing What do I do? It's 2022 And you can't even vote online I saw Claude bring her voting pack In today to work And you were taking it To the post office

Is that right? Yeah Today's the last day You're allowed to post your vote This is for the nationwide That's my way of life Local elections So today's the last day

I got it done But at the last second I didn't post mine So now I have to go To a fricking library and drop my vote off when all you really want to do is go online,

tick the box. You could tick the box and take a picture of it and post it on your Instagram story. That would count, right? I don't feel like Russia are trying to hack our local body elections,

but anyway, they have to keep it secure. Anyway, Lorde took down her video and then she posted this. Okay, so the Electoral Commission told me off because you're not allowed to post anything about who you're going to vote for

or show voting papers. So, you know, post the replies. Get out there. She's so salty about it, eh? And quite clearly in that video in New York City. Very glamorous. Did you pick up on that? It's different sounding rain, isn't it?

Yeah, is today the last day to post your vote from New York City, I wonder? Who knows? Go and vote. Claude's right, it is important. It definitely is important. Don't want an a-hole for Mia, right? Just don't tell anyone who you're voting for apparently.

Why she got in trouble for posting who she's going to vote for in the election. It's because it's illegal to influence someone's vote during the voting period. She is an influencer. And because the voting period is open, you're not allowed to say. I'm not allowed to tell you to vote for.

So she can tell me afterwards. Yeah, I can tell you before or after. Oh yeah. Not while the window is open. So if Lorde had posted the Instagram story endorsing whoever she endorsed, it would have been fine. But it's because it's now, because it's voting week. But isn't that a good thing? You want people to be influenced. Right?

Like Lorde voting, look Ella, Lorde voting in the mayoral elections, is that more or less likely to make you to vote? More. More, right? You're more likely to vote because Lorde did. Exactly, which is terrible.

But, like, yeah. But you've got to get there somehow, right? Yeah. Does Lorde make you want to vote more than that orange guy that does all the election campaigns? I had a nightmare about him once. About orange guy? Yeah, it was really quite traumatising.

Yeah, right. Couldn't look at him the same afterwards. Better than having a rude dream about him, I guess. Although that would be a nightmare. Yeah, that's also quite traumatising. He used to be voiced by the guy who played Lionel Skiggins on Shortland Straight. No. Who?

Okay, sweet, just me. This is bad news for anyone who enjoys a chocolate bar or a can of fizzy drink. There's a push from some groups saying that food labelling shouldn't just say how many calories the food has inside it. It should say how much exercise you need to do to burn that food off. I'm not on board with this. I hate it. They're saying that this gives you, because people like

calories. I don't understand what a calorie is. I don't know how much work is involved. Which is a good thing. No, but, yeah. But they're saying you should know how much sugar and whatever, what the impact of that is on your body. But I know what you're saying as well, Ella. Like, way to ruin a chocolate bar. Yeah, I don't want to know.

If I wanted to know, I'd investigate. It's like how they've got pictures of like lung cancer on cigarettes. They might as well put a picture of a guy on a treadmill on the outside of a can of fizzy drink, eh? Go away. Yeah, so they're saying

that's the way that we're going to sort it out. So I'm just checking, you guys don't want to know that it takes 21 minutes of running or 42 minutes of walking to burn off a Kit Kat, right? guys don't want to know that it takes 21 minutes of running or 42 minutes of walking to burn off a Kit Kat, right? You don't want to know that? No, I don't want to know that.

And you don't want to know that it's 30 minutes of walking or 15 minutes non-stop running for a can of fizzy drink? That's not bad, actually. I thought that wasn't bad either. Yeah. I think I need to drink more fizzy drink. I don't really drink fizzy drinks. Maybe I'll start. I definitely do 30 to drink more fizzy drinks. I don't really drink fizzy drinks. Maybe I'll start.

I definitely do 30 minutes of walking during the day. If you do 30 minutes walking to the dairy. Okay, so that's a good one. You don't want to go to the dairy to get another drink. You don't want to know that it takes four hours and 40 minutes of walking to burn off a Ben and Jerry's.

Are you eating a whole Ben and Jerry's though, by yourself? Oh no, nobody would do that. That's so weird. No, that's just going to trigger a whole lot of people. I hate it. Yeah, I don't like it either.

Is that instead of the Health Star? Which also doesn't make sense. Yeah, I think it's alongside. I think they just want to give you all of that information. All up front. And then they're like, not our fault, not our fault,

not our fault, we told you. Okay, I'm going to vote for the mayor who isn't endorsing this. information. All up front. And then they're like not our fault, not our fault, not our fault. We told you. Anyway. I'm going to vote for the mayor who isn't endorsing this. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.

Oh, and Bree's here. Hi, Bree. G'day, guys. Just saying you were doing, you're on Ladies Who Lunch Hours. Bree's been at a long, long lunch. Long lunch. Long lunch. Have you seen this? Kim Kardashian's agreed to pay a fine of $2.1 million

for promoting crypto on her Instagram. Wow, really? Yeah, massive. She broke the rules, basically. This is what has happened. She provided instructions for potential investors to purchase EMAX tokens, whatever that means. I don't know.

Basically, she was encouraging people to go and buy crypto through this link that she shared. And she wrote, sharing what my friends told me about the Ethereum Max token. What she didn't mention is that her quote unquote friends had paid her $250,000 to share that link on her Instagram story. Wow. You know what's so interesting to me, Clint, about this is that the Kardashians still do paid posts. Like you think they'd be rich enough, but they do all these paid posts

and it just is mind blowing to me. That's what Ella and I were talking about today. Like, is that why they are so rich though? Like $250,000 for one post. All she has to do is put up four paid Instagram links a week and she's made a million dollars, you know? Yeah, I mean, I know I don't get paid that much for a paid post.

What about you? Close, close. Yeah, close, yeah. Anyway, she's going to pay $1.2 million US. That's two and a bit million dollars New Zealand for posting that. A little smack on the hand. I wonder if she represented herself in court, seeing as she's a lawyer now.

Well, I mean, she could. I love when people do that, when they represent themselves in court. I mean, you know, you save money there, so she'll come out on top eventually. Well, I feel like she would have won because the jury would have gone, oh my God, the lawyer is Kim Kardashian.

I love her. I love her. Anyway, big whoopsie. Bree and Clint. All right, we've done this before, but it's time for the third installment of What Did Your Dog Eat? Remember that time we did it and someone told us how their dog chewed up their indoor gardening tool?

Yeah, that's right. Not a good time. I mean, good time for the dog, apparently, but not so much. I don't know if the dog got the same kind of pleasure out of it that the humans are getting out of it. Well, it depends if they're able to turn it on or not, I guess. You know? Look, this story is about.

Is a dog's erogenous zone in its mouth? I'm not sure. Hey, they do use their tongue to feel everything. It is a very sensitive zone for a dog. You know, you never know. their tongue to feel everything. It is a very sensitive zone for a dog. So, you know, you never know. Look, this bride, it's a bride that's penned an apology letter to the government after her dog ate her passport weeks before she was meant to go on her honeymoon.

I thought you were going to say the Treaty of Waitangi. Yes. Okay, so what, she's grovelling to get a new passport. Is that what she's doing? Yeah, so essentially she wrote in, she sent in an application to the passport office with her ripped up passport as evidence and explained to them what had happened

and they actually wrote back and said, we need more proof. So then she made her dog write an apology letter, hold it in its mouth, and she sent photos of the dog to the government. Passive aggressive. Why is she doing all of this? You've had to go and get a passport last minute here in New Zealand. Don't you just show up to the place and go, hey, give me a passport? And they go, that'll be an extra $300. Yeah, look, I think it used to be a lot more simple before COVID,

but these days, like my dad told me, at the moment in Australia, apparently it's like a six-month wait. Really? Yeah. I guess they don't want anyone to leave the country at the moment. They're like, please just stay here. No one else leave. No one else go to Europe for summer.

Stink buzz if the dog has ruined the honeymoon, you know? Yeah. She's got a pretty good attitude about it. She's kind of like, look, I've done all that I can do. If I hear back, you know, it's meant to be. If not, I'm going to get divorced. And that's, you know, it is what it is. Your dog has a penchant for your used undies, doesn't it? No, it does not.

I thought you said that. I thought your dog likes to go and fish the used. She does not. She likes to go get your big granny panties out of the hamper. That is blasphemy. I'm not trying to be funny here. I swear to God, if you didn't tell me that story, who told me that story?

No, someone called in and said that the dogs love the used panties. But you know what my dog did eat the other day? I don't know if I told you or not. You're going to be devastated at this because this is one of my favourite pieces of clothing that you think looks amazing on me. He hasn't gone for the train driver hat collection, has he? She destroyed my train driver hat.

Oh, lucky you bought six of them, one in each colour. Yeah, I mean, that's true. Summer is saved. Choo-choo. Yeah, my a-hole. What's the worst thing your dog has eaten? Because your dog's quite bad at chewing up stuff right

yeah look she's not the best I mean that time she ate three of my makeup brushes they were all pretty expensive that's right but didn't we work out your makeup brushes were like ten years old and it was time to replace them anyway look I think she did me a favour let's be honest let's do it then let's do round number three of what did your dog favour. Let's be honest. Let's do it then.

Let's do round number three of what did your dog eat? Okay. It could be anything. The weirder, the better, obviously. Really expensive. Did your dog chew through the corner of your expensive flat screen TV? Something like that. Did your dog chew your Jimmy Chews?

Yeah. I'll 800 dials at him. or you can text him in as well. 9696. Text lines open. What did your dog eat? Bree and Clint. Turns out dogs do not discriminate with the things that they eat. We're getting some great texts on this.

Such a good text. Someone texted through and they said, my dog ate my baby's poo. Well, part of me is really disgusted. The parent in me that is sick of cleaning up poo goes, well, at least you didn't have to do that. Right? Right?

At least the dog goes and poos that poo outside. Someone else texts through and they said, my dog chewed up my AirPod Pros to pieces. Yeah, that's gutting. They're the right size for a dog. They probably just thought they were like dog biscuits or something like that. Yeah, little treats. Let's go to Ayla.

Ayla, what did your dog eat? Hi. So she ate the entire garden hose. Oh, my God. Yeah, we didn't even know it was missing until she needed surgery to remove it. Oh my God. That's ridiculous. And Ayla, this is something you don't realise

until you're an adult. Garden hoses are really expensive. Yes, they are. To get a good garden hose, it's like a couple of hundred dollars. At least, yep. At least. Hey, Ayla, I need to know what type of dog.

So she's an English Bull Terrier. I thought you were going to ask what kind of hose. It was a gardenia. It was one of those retractable ones. We were devastated. Yeah, good. Just to let us know. Clearly not when she ate it.

Okay, Ayla, thank you. Someone texted and said, my dog ate marijuana in the middle of the forest and had to be taken to the emergency vets. No, the poor thing. I mean, imagine going into the vets and going, so my dog's high. The dog's like, you don't have to take me, bro. It's all good.

I'm fine. I'll be fine. But if we are going, could we maybe go through KFC drive-thru? That would be so good. I'll be fine. But if we are going, could we maybe go through KFC drive-thru? That would be... That would be so good. Thanks. Kieran is here. Kieran, what did your dog eat?

So my dog had eaten balloons that I wasn't aware of. And I was actually walking up a hill with her on a walk. And there were lots of people on this walk as well. And my dog tried to go to the toilet but kind of balloons got stuck coming out and I had to get a leaf in there and try and

pull it out, which is really gross. You had to use a leaf to pull a balloon from your dog's bottom. Yeah, it was really gross. I thought you were going to say the dog started doing his business and the balloon started inflating. Now that would have been a sigh. Okay, thank you, Kieran.

Kylie's called up. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi. What did the dog eat? He ate three pairs of prescription glasses. He ate a hole in my $3,000 mattress. He ate

the heels off my $300 boots. He ate the corner of the house. Kylie, your dog has a very expensive palate, doesn't it? He did, yes. What do you do? What do I do? To deal with this.

You know, because that's not sustainable. You literally cannot buy anything new for fear of your dog eating it. Pretty much. Yeah, and it was a great day, and so it was really hard to keep things out of reach. Well, you said he was a great day, and did you get rid of him? Well, no, he died. Oh, okay.

He passed away. But he got better. Well, he also ate all the meat out, he died. Oh, okay. He passed away, but he got better well, he also ate all the meat out of the freezer. Yeah, right. Because he opened it. He didn't eat the frozen berries though, he left them on the carpet to defrost. Oh, good man, good dog.

Thanks for that. Thank you, Kylie. Someone said, my dog ate my dad's brand new very expensive dentures. Oh, my God. That's such an expensive one. A lot of people texting through saying that their dog has eaten their very expensive adult toys, which we had those last time.

See? This is a common thing. And why do they go for those? Because usually those are tucked away in the side drawer. So the dog must be looking for that thing specifically. Maybe because the dog sits in the corner of the room, they've seen how much fun those things are and they're like, I've got to get hold of that thing.

Well, in fairness to the dogs, you know, dogs do eat rabbits. So, I mean... Ah, that's good. Shout out to the person whose dog ate the Yui Boom and they renamed it a Chewy Boom, by the way. That's good. Brie and Clint.

Right now, though, it's time for a round of... That don't impress me much. The most passive-aggressive feature on New Zealand radio, right, Brie? Yeah, sometimes, Clint, I think it's good to just have a whinge. It is good to have a whinge. You know, a problem shared is a problem off your chest at least. Yeah, exactly. It's not your problem anymore.

Make it someone else's. I reckon you're straight into this this week. I reckon you kick us off. You got something to moan about? I've got something to moan about. All right, kick us off, Bree. How will you think you're special? How will you think you're something else? Okay.

So my Uber Eats driver's dropping not one but two orders off before mine. Relatable. I get it. You guys have got to make the trips worthwhile. But give me my trips first, okay? Yeah, I don't care if I'm the first. Go me first and then work backwards back towards the shop. Exactly.

Sunky but Ella, you're as passive-aggressive as the rest of us. You ready to do this? Yep. Yeah, let's do it. How will you think you're special? How will you think you're something else Okay. When you're walking with someone

and they can't walk in a straight line so they start going diagonally and they're crossing over you and it's so annoying. That don't impress me much. Or they walk just ever so slightly too slow. Yeah, as well. And you've got to, like, stop and wait for them.

It's a whole walking etiquette and it's not that. Who taught you how to walk? I reckon it's a great relationship test to see if you are the same kind of walker. Oh, yeah.

You know, you need to do that early in the relationship. Go somewhere. Yeah. Walk somewhere together. Find out if, because if they are too fast or too slow a walker,

they're not the person for you. Charlie's called up. Charlie, do you want to give this a go? Yeah. do you want to give this a go yeah then let's oh let's give this a go then

here it comes come on Charlie okay my 12 year old brother your 12 year old brother that don't impress me much My 12-year-old brother. Your 12-year-old brother? Yeah. Charlie. Yeah, a round of applause.

That was... Oh, Charlie, that was good. That was very good. Short and to the point. Okay, I got one. Okay. So you logged me out of my app on the TV, and now I have to put my long-ass email address and my password in using the remote

where you just click through all of the individual letters, and if I get one letter wrong, I have to go back and do the entire password and email address again. Come on. Why are we still doing this? It's so annoying. Why did you log me out in the first place? I actually feel good after that.

The hate crime. The hate crime. Claude, you ready to take us out? Good to go. You're up. Okay. So I did an incredible job parallel parking and no one was there to see it. Trigga, we'll get to the stage where people start Instagram storying their parallel partners.

I was very close. Set up a tripod. Get out first, set the camera up on a tripod. Good. Everybody feel better? Yeah. I feel good. I just can't get over my 12-year-old brother.

Shot Charlie. Brie and Clint. I'm going to tell you why you, Brie, and everybody else listening right now Me? Yeah, you are probably one of the top 10% richest people in the entire world I don't believe you Just for living in New Zealand You don't believe me? No

And I don't mean like rich in friendship. Rich in happiness. Yeah, rich in happiness. Yeah, that could get in the bin. No, this is rich in money. I'm about to hit you with a bunch of boring stats, okay, but it's going to explain to you how rich you actually are. Did you know that New Zealanders are in the 10% wealthiest people in the world?

And your parents, if they own a house in a decent suburb in Auckland and they've paid off their mortgage, they're in the top 1% richest people in the entire world. Wow. Why is that? Because, I mean, I always find it fascinating, Clint, that there could be a time in your life that you wouldn't have to pay rent or a mortgage. That just seems so far off for me. It's probably more likely for our parents' generation who got into a house for $100,000 or around $100,000. I haven't worked out how many years you have to work

to pay off a million-dollar mortgage. A lot longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dream is, you're right, one day that you don't have that to pay. In New Zealand, there are 347,000 US dollar millionaires. 347,000 millionaires in US dollars. Right, okay. I mean, that seems like a lot.

Yeah, it's all because of house prices. It's because our houses are so expensive. So if you bought a house for $500,000 in 2012 and that house is now worth $1.5 million, you're a millionaire. You know, you are not just technically, you are. You're a millionaire. You have a million dollars in equity in your house.

Yeah, I mean, that makes a lot of sense. And if you were smart enough to buy back then, then great. But what about for all of us people that live in New Zealand and are nowhere near buying a house ever? Yeah, I'm not sure about those people. 2.126 million people in New Zealand, so just over 2 million New Zealanders, are in the top 10% wealthy individuals worldwide.

And 281,000 Kiwis are in the top 1% of richest people. I mean, I know where they live. Where? Rimuera we joke but you're definitely uh it's true um the problem is though even if we do have all of these millionaires on paper here in new zealand houses cost a million dollars gas costs three dollars a liter and cheese is 25 bucks a block you know so it's like where is the how does it

what is the is it really so you're telling me that we have some of the richest people a lot of the richest people in the world but they just can't see any of the money yeah I think so I think that's what it comes down to

so what you want to do is draw out all the money from your bank account and move to a tropical island, maybe one where you don't have to pay tax and just live there. I think that's the secret. Is that the secret? I mean, you're joking, but it's actually a great idea, and I'm keen. Right now on the show, I want to talk about indoor gardening injuries.

It's something that we don't really talk much about, is it, Clint? No, and by indoor gardening injuries. It's something that we don't really talk much about, is it, Clint? No, and by indoor gardening, it's obviously a code word on this show for... You know. An activity... You know what we're talking about. Generally happens indoors, isn't it?

Tending the bush. A popular adult toy brand has surveyed over a thousand people to gather the intel on indoor gardening injuries. How many people do you think out of a thousand people, what percentage said that they had sustained an injury during indoor gardening? Now, is this just private park based injuries or does or does this include, like, falling off the bed and donking your head on the side table? It includes everything. Right, right, right.

It just has to be sustained during indoor gardening. Then I would say 40-50% of people. Yeah, see, that's a lot, isn't it? Yeah. Well, they said that a whopping 42% of people said that they had. Shit, I'm good.

You're very onto it, mate. I always say that about you. Yeah, I know my indoor gardening, yeah. It is indoor gardening. Look, let's go through some of the other stats that this survey came up with. They said people aged 25 to 35 were found to be the most susceptible age bracket to sustaining indoor gardening injuries. Interesting.

25 to 35. Is that your most adventurous age? A hundred percent. I think so. It's where you start, you know, experimenting, getting a little bit of crazy, maybe getting a red room, you know, all those things. Getting a red room?

Getting a red room, you know, all those things. Getting a red room? Getting a red room definitely seems like a 50 year old thing to me. Yeah, true. Maybe that's a bit older. The kids have moved out of home. You've got to repurpose one of the rooms. You want to inject a bit of spice back into the relationship. That feels like red room age. Yeah. Your least

favourite child's room, that becomes the red room. Don't go in there. Don't go in there. It's my office. No, no, no, no. You sleep on the futon now out in the lounge. They also found that indoor gardening with your dog

is a very common position that could be injury prone. Oh, you're talking about position. I thought you meant doing it with the dog. No. Oh, God. You phrased that so poorly. Oh, you're talking about position. I thought you meant doing it with the dog. No. Oh, God. You phrased that so poorly. Oh, no. No.

I was trying to do code. Yeah, you should have said the way your dog does. Yeah, right. I'm talking about positions, okay? I reckon you'd get an injury if you did it with your dog. I reckon you'd turn around and bite your thing off. Get that thing away from me. Right, okay.

Yeah, that's never a good idea. Other positions that they said aren't a good idea if you want to stay away from the injuries. Missionary gardening. Right. Okay. Oh, okay. Gardening with the number 69. You're not even trying anymore, but yeah. And I've given up. And they said also stay away from the shower because most people, one in four to be exact, have experienced injuries in there. Yeah, I would 100% believe that one. I didn't think that the mish one would be that dangerous.

Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Well, it's all dangerous. Everything's dangerous, right? I'd love to see the ACC form you have to fill out after that and whether you're honest about how you did it. But there you go. But one last thing I want to discuss is the types of injuries

because there's quite a big array of injuries that people do sustain while indoor gardening. The top spot were bruises. They also said followed closely by carpet burn, pulled muscles, twisted ankles, and back injuries also rounded out the top 10 of the most common injuries. Back injuries are so insulting to your partner, eh? It is.

I thought, Clint, this afternoon we could ask people on 0800DIALZM, to be honest, have you sustained an injury during indoor gardening and what was it? We don't need to know the details of how you got the injury. No. We just want to know what the injury was, right? Is that what we want? Exactly, like did you pull a hamstring?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, stuff like that. Did you snap your R. Kelly's tendon? If you did that, I'd quite like to know how you did it, actually. Oh, wait, I'll dial ZM, or you can text them into 9696. Your indoor gardening injuries.

Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's 60... Pardon, what did you? Pardon me? Excuse me, I'm more flustered by this topic. Thank you very much. 660, was it? You, you wanted to talk about indoor gardening injuries.

Okay, and we're trying to keep this as veiled as possible, this conversation. And can I read out this text from someone who I think has done an excellent job of hiding all the important words? I would love to hear it. What is it? Okay, we asked for your indoor gardening injuries. They said, broke my nose on top of the garden hose.

Nose collided with the garden, aka the headboard. Blood for Africa. Spoiled the moment. Seeds were not sown. I bet they definitely would have spoiled the moment. That person understood the assignment. They really did.

That was expertly worded. They nailed it. Someone else text through and they said, I broke my toe changing positions. His heel hit my toes and snapped one of my middle toes. It still aches 15 years later. Oh. Hope it was worth it.

Ouch. You just don't expect that sort of thing to happen. And what are you supposed to do? Wear a set of steel cap boots to bed? How is that avoidable in the future? Isn't that sexy? Someone texted in and said, well, it depends what you're into, if you've got a road working thing. Someone said, I'm currently trying to decide

whether I should go to an osteopath for hurting my back on Saturday. Oh, no. Go to the osteo. Go to the osteo. That's what they're there for. And just have a really honest conversation.

Someone else texted her and they said, was doing some indoor gardening with my friends. There was three of us on the top bunk. I somehow rolled over the railing and fell down and broke my wrist trying to catch myself. The top bunk is no place for three people. Yeah, you should always go bottom. Sometimes it's good to go top, but sometimes you've got to bottom.

Right, Clint? Yeah, right, Brie, of course. Yes. I don't even reckon the top bunk is the place for two people. Neither. That's dangerous. Yeah. You've got to have that low centre of gravity, right?

You've got to be. And I mean, it would be very creaky. Yeah, especially with three of you on it. Glenn's here. Hi, Glenn. Hi, Glenn. Hello, how are you doing? Very good.

We're trying to keep this as coded as possible. It's PG, yep. Yeah, PG. Absolutely, Glenn. You understand. What was your indoor gardening injury that you sustained? Yeah, so I hurt my back. I was in an upright position supporting my partner.

Right, while she was gardening. Yep, yep. And I hurt my back a little bit, not too bad. But then I went water skiing that afternoon. And when I got back in from... Wait, what does that wait, Glenn? What does that mean? Yeah, Glenn, a lot of code here. What's water skiing code for? No, actual water skiing.

Oh, okay, right. I went water skiing in the afternoon, came back into the beach and my back was so sore. I could not stand. I could not walk. I had to be carried to the car, still in my wet togs and taken to A&E

where I was diagnosed as a muscle in my back was cramping. Yeah, wow. Oh, you had a muscle spasm. Yeah, so I told the doctor I was doing some lifting at home in the morning. There you go. It was as much as I said. That's exactly right.

Yeah, you were doing your deadlifts, weren't you, Glenn? Yeah, something like that. Don't refer to her like that. Don't refer to her as a dead weight. Jeez. Okay, Glenn, well, thank you for sharing, and kia kaha, man. Good on you for your bravery and your honesty. Thank you, Glenn. Appreciate you. No worries.

He was getting into the squat position. Anyway, we should move on. Bree and Clint. Clint, I want to talk advent calendars Because look I'm a big fan I think the cheese advent calendar is a fantastic idea I think they should bring out a garlic bread version I don't know how that would work I really like the craft beer

This is a real one too The craft beer advent calendar And it's a box and you open a little thing on top of the box And take out a different craft beer each day Leading up to Christmas? It's very smart stuff. But there's one company that is putting on the shelves this year a $1,200 advent calendar.

Spinning. That is exy. That is so expensive. But apparently this sold out last year. So they've done it before apparently this sold out last year. So they've done it before. It sold out last year and it's from a company called Hague's. Hague's Chocolates to be exact. Okay.

So it is bougie chocolate. Pretty much. So let's talk about what you get for this luxury advent calendar for $1,200. It includes 24 different boxes worth of stuff. So there's a lot of things in these boxes. Each of them are filled with several limited edition chocolates rather than one piece of chocolate found in many traditional advent calendars. Apparently some of the chocolates are exclusive to the advent calendar, never before seen flavors. And I was thinking to myself, so is this thing literally just chocolate?

Yeah, right. And I kept reading. Turns out, yes, it is literally just $1,200 worth of chocolate. That's $50 every time you open one of the windows. It needs to be $50 good every time you have a piece of that chocolate. Do you remember last year they got ripped on TikTok? Chanel, the luxury brand, released that advent calendar. And it was like a couple of grand.

And all these influencers are like, oh, my life's not perfect. I've got the Chanel advent calendar. And it was all garbage. Yeah, it was literally people saying that it was like a hanky from Chanel and it was like not even very nice. And then like plastic trinkety bits that are not worth any money. So nah, give me the craft beer one or give me one of those cheapest chip ones from the warehouse and then I'll forget to eat my chocolates for a few days

and then I'll go ahead and I'll eat like a week's worth of chocolates in one day. I've just come up with a great idea. Should you and I release our own advent calendar? Yes. And I've got an idea of what we should do for it. What? So 24 days, obviously, that's what an advent calendar is. Yeah.

And in each window that you open, it's a different bag of chips. Oh, I've cracked it. Yeah, I'm into that. Yeah, yeah. I'm keen. Okay. Chip sponsors, get at us. Email claudia.zydiumonline.com.

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have an Alexa in their home, Clint. I've got an Alexa. Okay, good. This could be for you. Maybe not for this exact reason, but there's a woman who has spoken out on TikTok about how she caught her boyfriend cheating through her Amazon Alexa. Oh, okay. So apparently she had an inkling that he was doing the dirty and going behind her back and seeing this other woman. He denied it and this went on for months and months. So she went digging and she actually looked in her Alexa account where ultimately she found secret recordings from her Alexa where it was different individual recordings of people asking Alexa to play a song

or to do this for them or whatever it was. Does your Alexa record that stuff? Apparently. That is terrifying. So what she found were different clips of another woman's voice asking the Alexa to play certain songs and it even recorded her boyfriend and this woman having an argument. Oh my God.

That's freaky. I know we bring these microphones into our house and we should expect it, but the fact that they're actually doing it is terrifying. Also, how invasive, right? It's one thing to come into your house it's another thing to pash up your boyfriend it's another thing to have a bit

of rumpy pumpy in your bed but to use somebody's amazon alexa that is too far that's where i draw the line yeah i mean that is just disgusting. If you want to have a look and see what secret recordings your Alexa's got, you can go into your Alexa account and look under voice history section. There might be a few things there that you don't want to hear, but that's where you go. I was going to say, you might be breaking up some

relationships with that information. Okay, well I mean, don't go if you think, you know, there could be bad stuff, or do. Well, like they're not going to go now, that's the real reason you would go. Bree and Clint. I need to know, is my dog's name on the list? Do you want your dog's name to be one of the top ten dog's names? Or do you want your dog to be unique?

I want it to be unique. I mean, that's the opportunity you have with a dog, I feel, is to give it a unique name. So here they come. These are the top 10 dog names in Auckland specifically. I think that's where the most basic B dog names exist, so maybe that's why they're focused on Auckland. What do you reckon the most popular boy dog name is, Brie?

Out of every dog name right now, what's the most popular? Most popular dog name for a boy, Rufus. No, that's too, no. Oh, it's niche. It's niche. Rufus is too like classic dog. That's like, you know, that's like Fido or something like that. No, in Auckland currently.

But I mean. Yeah. Registered, there are 1,035 Charlies. Okay. I wouldn't have guessed that. I mean, I feel like the girl dog names I could definitely guess, but boy dog names are right. Charlie.

Top five dog names for boy dogs. Charlie, Max, Buddy, Toby. Toby the dog. And Rocky are the top ones. Rocky I definitely can hear. Yeah. Boy dogs, Charlie, Max, Buddy, Toby. Toby the dog. And Rocky are the top ones. Rocky I definitely can hear. Also, those are all really good names for a boy baby, I feel. This is the problem.

Good baby names have bled into being good dog names, and now everyone's having a fur baby instead of a baby baby, and so it's all blurred. Anyway, okay, what's the number one dog name for a girl dog, Brie? I've got to go with the classic Bella. Bella, okay. The number one name for a dog, female dog in Auckland, 1,439 Bellas. I knew it! It is the most popular dog name for girl dogs in Auckland at the moment,

followed by Molly, Poppy, Luna and Coco. Yeah, I've heard all of those dog names being shouted at the dog park. That's for sure. This is slightly more interesting. It's the rarest breeds of dogs living in Tamaki Makaurau, Auckland. I'm going to go through these. You tell me if you've ever heard of these dogs. Have you heard of a blue tick coonhound?

No, I've never heard of a blue tick coonhound. Are you allowed to say that on the radio? That's one. Have you heard of a Bolognese dog? A Bolognese? Yeah. Have you heard of a Bolognese? No, but it sounds like my type of dog.

It might be Bolognese. Claude, is it Bolognese or Bolognese? Well, the article's got an A on the end, like Bolognese. Bolognese. I'm pretty sure might be Bolognese. Claude, is it Bolognese or Bolognese? Well, the article's got an A on the end, like Bolognese. Bolognese. I'm pretty sure it's Bolognese. There's a dog called a Bolognese. Yeah, that's funny. I like that.

Cute. I want to get a dog breed. Have you heard of the Lasagna? It's a great dog breed. That dog doesn't exist. No, that's not true. Have you heard of an Otter Hound? An Otter Hound?

Is that half dog, half otter? I wish. I've Googled it. It looks nothing like an otter, but that's otter hound? Is that half dog, half otter? I wish. I've googled it. It looks nothing like an otter, but that's a rare dog breed living in Auckland. An Icelandic sheep dog, a red bone coon hound,

a Russian toy. Have you heard of a Russian toy? A Russian toy? No, never heard of these. Or a treeing walker coon. I can't say it again. I'm sorry, I can't. Anyway, those are the rarest dog breeds

living in Auckland. Good luck with your dog if you're getting one and finding a name for it that isn't on this list. Once you register it, it goes into the system and we could be talking about your dog's name this time next year, right Bree? Yep, I'm naming my next dog Laquisha just to be original. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.

Now, look, I've always been a big fan of Lil Nas X, but I'm an even bigger fan after this story, Clint, when he had a bit of a whoopsie at an Atlanta show after he had to take an emergency break during the concert. An emergency break? What for? Look, I think we should just play the audio. It speaks for itself.

So this is during the show, and he's obviously still got the microphone, and he makes this announcement. Did he just say I'm backstage and I'm taking a mean SHIT? That is correct. That is so good. That is too much information. Did he have to really go there? Did he have to go there? No, he didn't.

But am I happy about it? Yes, I am because honesty is key. Why did he take the microphone in there with him? I don't know. I mean, it's like your phone, maybe. Maybe he thought he could do a song from the Dunny. I reckon he wears one of those Britney Spears headset microphones, and so he actually didn't have the ability to take it off.

Oh, true. Yeah, absolutely. Do you have to get really good at speed pooing if you're a performer, you know? Because if nature calls. Remember those photos that came out in the 2000s of Fergie and she'd peed her pants on stage? Because the show was so fast and moving and whatever it was and she ended up peeing her pants mid-show

and the trend at the time was really light-coloured denim and it was very obvious that she'd peed her pants. Yeah, that's right. Also, do you remember the show, the story about Kesha? I think when she performed at Coachella, and she spoke about how she had to do a wee in a bowl backstage? Yes, Lady Gaga talked about that too. She has somebody with a bucket side of stage when she really has to go.

She runs off, does a speed Gaga wee, and then she goes back on. I mean, the famous life is so luxurious, isn't it? The assistant with the bucket is just like, rain on me. Me. Not me. Not me. The bucket. The bucket.

That's the latest. Bree and Clint. That's the show. Dune and Doosted for another day. Let's get out of here. Bree, what's for dinner? I don't know what's for dinner. It's the show. Dune and Doosted for another day. Let's get out of here. Bree, what's for dinner? I don't know what's for dinner. It's a surprise.

A bit like your situation. You're always surprised, aren't you? I am actually, yeah. Because my wonderful wife makes dinner and I get home after dinner, after the family's eaten. So, yes, it is a surprise as to what's in the microwave. You, on the other hand, are getting room service, I believe. Yeah, well, I think so.

I mean, I've had everything on the room service menu, so I think I'll just start going back to the top. I'm just going through the list. I'm just looking outside the studio. I swear to God, that's my high school principal walking past the window. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I swear to God, that's my high school principal.

Wave at them. Wave at them. He's gone. He's gone past. Am I in trouble? Were you in the good books with him at school? Or were you in the bad books? I think it was alright. I think, I don't even know if he knew that much about me. I've been back to the school since then so, yeah. I wonder if he's

you know when you see the principal and you're like, oh God, what have I done? What have I done? Is your name anywhere like at your school, like your high school, where they've like put your name on an honours list or something? There's a picture of me hanging in the corridors of one of the buildings as the Rotorua Young Achiever for 2003. I love it. So good.

What did you do to be the young achiever? Oh, speech and drama, I think. Yeah, you did. Nice.

And yo-yo. I heard you're a big yo-yo champ. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a great night.

That's all it takes. Exactly right. Aim high, kids. You too can be a Rotorua young achiever if you set your mind to it. Have a great night. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow

on the Bree and Clint Show. Bye! Bye guys!