ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th October 2024

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

Bree judges our Insta Dumps.  Maybe the dumbest thing Clint has ever seen. Signs your friends were rich. Fridayoke - I Don't Want To Be by Gavin DeGraw.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bull, bull, bull, bull, bull. Welcome to the show, it's Brian Clint. Here we go, Friday gang gang, I'm back in action guys, good to be here. Hey, she's rehabilitated. I'm rehabilitated. They let her out of rehab a day early. My dad said I didn't need to go, so I'm out. Yeah.

My dad came and checked me out of rehab. No, no, no. We should play that for Friday Jam. What a banger. It's a banger, isn't it? It's an absolute banger from Winehouse. Some of Winehouse's finest work. Yep. I mean, she was a fine drop.

What's the song called? Rehab. Rehab. Can we kick off the show? Yeah, we can get some. Claudia, can you get us some Winehouse in the log, please? Love a bit of... We're busy. Can you sort that out for us? We have some pinot noir to kick off the show, please. A little bit of Winehouse in the show.

Ironic that she needed to go to rehab and her name was Winehouse. Have you seen that meme that says, RIP Amy, you would have absolutely loved vapes. She would have. She would. She would. She would have had her own line of vapes. Oh, the Winehouse vapes. I reckon she would have been into seltzers as well. Yeah, she

would have been... Like a pals or a... She would have loved a pals. Not to make light of anyone's situation, but you know. Yeah. Gone too soon, literally. Gone way too soon. Ha! Fun show on the way. Are we doing our Joker competition today? We get to do it again today. Great.

$250 cash up for grabs and a double pass to the new Joker, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix movie. If you text Joker as the keyword and the strangest, weirdest, craziest thing you've ever done for love to 9696. Like, did you get a tattoo because they had tattoos and you wanted to seem like someone that they would date? Did you take up vaping because they were a vapist? I'd say that's a bad idea, but yeah, that's the kind of thing we're looking for. It's what it takes. It's what we're looking for.

But we're going to kick off the show with tradie versus lady. Of course, the ladies, a couple in front still, but who will take it out today? I didn't update that yesterday. Who won yesterday? Don't remember. Tradies. I'm gone for one day. Goes to shit.

Everything goes to hell. Okay, 0800DIALZM if you want to play a game of tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. Nelly Furtado. Famiscuous Friday Jams. She's back. You seen the videos?

Yeah, she looks Bloody good She back I want her and Timberland To do a song together Baby got back And she back Back in a big way I don't think she's

Aged a day She's been in a Her and Timberland Did do a song together again With Justin Timberlake And no one liked it I liked it But no one else liked it

I didn't mind it either I do remember it It wasn't a hit though So you know They can always do another one Chasing the dragon Yeah they can Or they could But then Justin Timberlake I liked it, but no one else liked it. I didn't mind it either. I do remember it. It wasn't a hit, though. So, you know. They could always do another one. Chasing the Dragon. Yeah, they could, but then Justin Timberlake did that drink driving.

So now they're like, ugh. Well, leave him out of it. And just do quantity. Can he do the Trolls movie still? The soundtrack for the Trolls movie once you do drink driving? Don't think so. I don't know how it works. I know you can't do radio if you do drink driving.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well. Oh, well. He'll find can't do radio if you do drink driving, so. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well. Oh, well. He'll find something else to do. He'll land on his feet. Yeah. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. Alrighty, enough of that. Some of this. Tradie versus Lady. 85 wins to the Ladies. Plays 83 wins to the Tradies plays 83 wins to the tradies. Our lady's calling from the Garden City. She's 44 and she's Irish, but she's lived in New Zealand for 18 years. So that's almost half her life.

What's the accent like? Welcome to the show, Mary. Hi, Mary. Hello, how are you? Oh, it's all okay. Nah, it's thick. I reckon it's a mix. I reckon if you move somewhere after the age of 18, you keep the accent.

Yeah, I'm also married to a handsome Irishman, so I can call each other all the time. You're in an Irish petri dish at home. You speak in the Irish accent at home. Yes, we've got our little Kiwi boy, Sean. He's a seven-year-old, which is our Kiwi boy. And what accents has he got? He's Kiwi. We hear the Kiwi a lot, but when he's with us, we can hear.

He's a hybrid. He's got notes. Yeah. Notes of Irish. Well, it's a beautiful accent. We love it, Mary. So welcome to the show. You're taking on our tradies today.

They're from the Neki. They're 31, and they've got it, Mary. So welcome to the show. You're taking on our tradies today. They're from the Naki. They're 31, and they've got two beautiful daughters. Please welcome to the show. It's Ethan. Hi, Ethan. All right, how are you? Do you have a Naki accent? Oh, I guess you could call it that.

Yes. Cheer, bro. Cheer, bro. Cheer, bro. Love Taranaki. What a great part of the country. Okay, Ethan, your buzzer is tradie. Mary, your lady, the first person to three correct answers

will go home with $50 cash, but more importantly, a tradie versus lady victory to their name. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Otago is experiencing extreme flooding right now. Dunedin has had its wettest day in a century. What is the name of the super rugby team

that represents the Otago region? Yes, Ethan. Highlanders. Highlanders. It is the Highlanders. Otago Highlanders. Well done. One to the tradies.

Question number two. Generally, what would you use the product concealer for? Ladies. Yes, Mary. Pimples on your face. To cover up blemishes, pimples and things. To conceal things.

I'll give that to you. Nice work. One to the ladies. One to the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ethan's in. 50 Cent.

50 Cent. That is Fitty. I saw on the highway a couple of nights ago someone with the number plate 50 Cent. Really? I was like, how did they get that? 50 or Fitty? 50. 50. The number 50 and Cent. Yeah, right. Yeah. It was the tiniest car you've ever seen. It'd The number 50 and cent. Yeah, right. Yeah.

It was the tiniest car you've ever seen. It'd be worthless in New Zealand, but great number, Blake. It was pretty funny. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Mary, to stay in it. Question number four. The NRL Grand Final takes place this weekend. Name one of the teams competing.

Brady. Yes, Ethan. Melbourne Storm. Melbourne Storm will do it. He's got it. Commiserations, Mary. You put up a good fight, but it wasn't to be. Ethan, you're the tradie versus lady champion. You little beauty. You have just moved the tradies within one point

of levelling the series for the year. That's big. That is big. Brian Clint. A friend of mine just became a granddad at 37. A grandzaddy. Or a grilf. A grilf, that's it, yeah.

Very young, and we're trying to find New Zealand's youngest grandparents this afternoon. Possibly problematic, depending on how young. But let's just do it. Let's just see what we find. Terry's here. Hi, Terry. G'day, Tezza. Hi, how are you?

Is it you, mate, that's just become a young grandparent? I did. I was a grandma at 36. 36. Terry, tell us. Give us the math. Break it down. So I was 15 when I had my daughter.

Yes. And then she was 20 when she had my granddaughter. Lo and behold. We were pregnant at the same time. And it was four months between my granddaughter and my daughter. You were pregnant at the same time as your daughter? We were pregnant at the same time. That's pretty incredible.

Who gave birth first, you or your daughter, Terri? I gave birth first and then the granddaughter was born, well, she's about to turn one in October. So that means your granddaughter has an auntie that's four months older than her. I love it. And a five-year-old auntie too. That's amazing. It's lucky that she's four months

older, otherwise there'd be no respect for that auntie. Yeah, it'd be all over for that auntie. That four months would make all the difference, Terry. Oh yeah, she already sits there and annihilates the... Terry, you're the leading contender for New Zealand's youngest grandparent. Let's see what else we can get. Megan's here. Hi, Megan.

Hi, Megan. Hi, hi. How's it going? Good, thank you. Was it you that became a young grandparent? Indeed it was. And I'm 55 and my grandson's 21st was yesterday. Wow, okay. 55 minus 21, you were 34. Indeed.

Wow, how does that work, Megan? Well, it was my bad, really. A week before my 16th, I had my daughter. Okay. And then she had my grandson when she was 19. Right. Again, we were both pregnant at the same time. Oh my God. So there's an uncle that was born four months before. Really?

I was pregnant at the same time as my mother was pregnant with my sister. Wow. The same age as my daughter. Oh, God. You guys are just really making it confusing for everyone, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a family pattern. We win! You win, yeah. Is your daughter concerned that she

will be pregnant at the same time as you know, is the next generation worried about the same thing? Because that'll make you a great, great no, that'll make you a great grandmother. Yeah. Young as well. Yes. Well, my mother's only 15 years older than me. Wow.

So how old are you now, Megan? You're 55. 55, yes. And your grandson just had his 21st birthday. Yes. So he could easily fart out a baby in the next nine months. He could. And you could be a great grandma by the time you're 56.

Yes. He's my eldest grandson of 11 grandchildren. Wow, you'd be the hottest great-grandmother getting around, Megan. Well, apparently the father of my grandson is a twin, and his twin just like he couldn't even speak when I was around. Oh, you're that hot, Megan. Get it, Megan. Look out. Get it, girl.

We said grill. Dan's here. Hi, Dan. Hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going, guys? We're on the hunt for New Zealand's youngest grandparent, and we think we might have found them. Potentially, yes.

So, yeah, I've been with my wife for almost 18 years, and she's a little bit older than me. So similar story to your guy's friend. Yeah. Yeah, so I was 29 when my stepdaughter had her daughter. Okay. Wait, so you were 29 and you were a granddad?

29 when I was a granddad, yeah. Wow, Dan. How much older than you is your partner, Dan? She's 19 years older than me. 19 years older. Okay. Okay. So when you were 29 becoming a granddad,

she would have been 48, 47 becoming a grandma, which is still quite young, isn't it? Still a young grandma, yeah. It is quite young, yeah. But yeah, 29. Dan, did you buy the typical grandad stuff at 29 once you became a grandad? No, definitely not. I definitely had the grey hair though.

I've had that for quite a while. Yeah, it's because you're a grandad at 29. Yeah, exactly. It's because you became a dad so young. Sucks to be a grandad at 29 but still be 36 years away from getting your super gold card. I know. How silly is that? Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

No. Did we find him? Did we get anything? I think it might be Dan. Okay, Dan. Dan is our youngest growth. Congratulations, Dan. You are New Zealand's youngest grandparent.

Can you give us some words of wisdom, please? Don't sweat the small stuff and just live life to the fullest. Oh, good advice. God, granddads always have good advice, don't they? Good old granddad. Brianne Clint. How good has this first week of Daylight Savings been? Are you feeling it yet?

It's been good and bad for me because I feel like it's the teething period. Oh, yeah, a bit of struggle through the first week with the difference of wake-up time. You do feel a little bit like I find it hard to get to sleep at night. Do you? Because it is an hour difference. Yeah, are you not tired enough? Yeah, I've just been struggling to get to sleep. Hard if you're a six-year-old and you have to go to bed

while the sun's still up. Yeah, that's weird. It's kind of like when you get home from a huge night out and you get home when the sun has already come up. You don't want to go to bed while the sun's still up. Yeah, that's weird. It's kind of like when you get home from a huge night out and you get home when the sun has already come up. You don't want to go to sleep. My three-year-old loves it. She's so stoked to go to bed now because the sun's still up. She goes, I hate the dark.

We're like, yeah. Oh, cute. We've kept it light for you. It's going to be dark in like 15 minutes, but you know. She won't know. She won't know. She'll be asleep. She'll be asleep. She'll be asleep.

I feel like life has been fixed. I feel like things are better when Daylight Savings comes around. And I saw this TikTok which summed up perfectly how I feel. Does anyone else from New Zealand feel like Daylight Savings has just lifted the mental illness out of their body? Like it's 10 past 7 right now and look how light it is. Well, she knew earlier that all I needed was an extra hour of daylight. Same. That's all I needed.

Yeah. And I don't understand. I go on about this every year and I don't know who my gripe with, whether it's with the government, the farmers, the universe, the post office. It's always the post office. The nuclear clock keeps time. I don't know who my gripe is with.

But they give us the shittest time during the shittest part of the year. So when things are already cold and miserable. Who came up with that idea? They're like, hey, you know what would make this worse? If it was dark at quarter to five. Let's just put them to the test even more. Yeah, yeah. And I know the days are shorter.

I know there's an element of it that we can't control. There's parts we can control. The bit that we can control. Let's control that. Yeah. Let's control that. Because I've been getting up at 6 a.m. in winter and it's daylight. We don't need that.

If I want to get up at 6 a.m., that's my problem. Make it dark for me at 6 a.m. Give me that hour at the end of the day. But this is the thing is like I hate to break it to everyone. Yeah. Like clocks and calendars and weeks. Like we made it all up. We can choose what to do, people.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like why wouldn't in wintertime, like you said, why wouldn't we just like the clock? Damn, you've been sucked into the time as a man-made construct concept. No, it is. Yeah, I know. And we can control it. I know.

We just go whoop, put it back. We did make it up. Yeah. Well, that's what we've done with Daylight Savings. Yeah. We made it up so much that we just like added a month at some period. We're like, oh, just chuck it in. Yeah.

Just chuck it in. Yeah. Yeah, we made it all up. Like the world will keep spinning if we change the clocks by an hour in winter. Oh, here's the crazy bit. The world will keep spinning if you don't go to your job on Monday. Whoa. Like if you just go, I don't, if you go, I don't recognise the five-day working week.

I am a four-day week person. And this is where your boss would have to. I've never heard of Monday We live in a world now Where you can be whatever you want to be And if you say to your boss I identify as a four day a week employee Yeah they have to respect it

They have to respect it Otherwise that's bigotry If they don't respect it No I don't think they can fire you for that If you say I identify as a four-day-a-weeker. Oh, I'm pretty sure they can. Someone try it and tell us. Yeah.

Someone try it out and tell us. We'll let you guys try it. Claudia's volunteering to try it. I'll try it. You want to try it. Yeah, worth it. I'm jealous. I want to try it now.

See you on Tuesday. Well, you have had a four-day week. Yeah. So you can do it every week. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm keen. Until those sick days run out. So you can do it every week. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm keen. Until those sick days run out.

I'm keen. Let's go. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. There's an eight-episode season of The Office Australia being released on Amazon Prime on the 18th of October. That's less than two weeks away. Oh, that's really soon, eh?

It's really soon. It's all made. It's all ready to go. Bri and I were talking about this at lunch. It is such a risk trying to remake a show that people know so well and love so much. Well, they did it once, and I guess they think they can do it again. So I was thinking about that specifically, and I feel like the American Office didn't have the same pressure because

most Americans had never seen the British one. Yeah, right. So to Americans, The Office was a new show and that show only needed to be successful in America. Yeah, right. Even though it was a global hit, it only needed to succeed in America for it to be a success. But they nailed it. It was great. Steve Carell drove that one.

Yeah, the Australian one has to compete with people's love for the British one and the American one. Yeah. And it's just going to be compared to it the whole way through. It's a big ask, that's for sure. Any big names? I don't know. In the names? I don't know. In the cast? I didn't recognise any of the main cast for the show.

The main difference is the boss in the Australian office is being played by a woman. And her sidekick, you know how the boss always has a main off-sider? That's also a female actor, is playing the off-sider. There's some New Zealanders in the cast. Josh Thompson, I saw, is in the cast. Josh Thompson from the project is in there. Very funny man.

One of the guys from what we do in the Shadows. Oh, cool. Is in there as well. They cover Aussie things like sausage sizzle fundraisers and Melbourne Cup from like a normal boring office point of view, like the office sweepstakes. Yeah, yeah. Which will be very funny to us and to Australians.

For sure. But would you argue this just has to be successful in Australasia? And is it being made for the Aussies and the Kiwis and not the rest of the world? That's a great point. I don't know. I didn't think about it like that. I remember. Because it will be fun and not the rest of the world. That's a great point. I don't know. You know? I didn't think about it like that. I remember.

Because it will be fun to see our version of The Office. Like, I love our humour and seeing how ours is different to overseas ones. But I remember Kath and Kim, one of, in my opinion, one of the greatest Australian comedies ever made. Yes. One of the most successful Australian comedies ever made. Yes. One of the most successful Australian comedies ever made. And I remember they sold the concept and the idea and they sold it to an American production house.

And this production house made an American version. They had some big-time actors in it, playing Kath and Kim and the rest of the crew. I remember watching the first episode and they pretty much nearly left it word for word but changed out a few things to make it more American. And the accents. And the accents, obviously.

But it was an absolute dud. It just did not work. The audience didn't get it. They did the same thing with Outrageous Fortune. Sold it to America. And you just never saw it again. But this office, it could be great. You've got to it again. But this office, it could be great. You've got to leave yourself open to the option

that it could be great. The producer, her name is Sophia Zachariou, I think is how you say her last name. She said in an interview that she knows that making this show has the potential to be a career killer. Wow. Yeah, and she's still willing to do it.

Oh, well, good on her. Yeah. I think You gotta be open minded Yeah You know like if you're A big fan of the English And the American one

You just have to go in With an open mind Problem is most people don't No one does Nah And no one understands How hard That would be

Making something like that But if you don't Give it a chance now It can never be great Totally Totally I'll give it a watch I'll give it a watch.

I'll give it a watch too. That's how it goes. That's the Australian version of The Office. It comes out on the 18th of this month. Bree and Clint. I love thinking about this. It's a bit of nostalgia, I think, taking you back to your childhood and thinking about what it was for you that tipped you off to think that your friend's family were rich. Yeah.

Like what was the defining factor? What was the thing when you went over to their house, you're like, oh, they've got such and such, they must be rich. Must be rich. Must be rich. There's a woman who has sparked this nostalgic conversation where she has offered up what she thinks is the universal thing, that if the family had this, they were rich.

They were rich. Okay. Take a listen to what she thinks. Okay. Having Coke cans in your fridge, rich people, middle class people, you won't understand. You're like, yeah, and isn't that normal? No, it's not normal, okay? When I was younger and I would go to my rich or middle class people you won't understand you're like yeah and isn't that normal no it's

not normal okay when i was younger and i would go to my rich or middle class friends houses and they would be like yeah just go grab a drink from the um the garage fridge or from our second fridge and then i'd open it up and i'd be like i felt like i was grabbing a can of gold. Holy shit, that's so accurate. God, that hits home. Yeah. Never, ever do we have cans of soft drink in our fridge. Your own can of soft drink at home? Unheard of. In our family, you may have been lucky to get a can of soft drink on Christmas.

Yeah. That was the only time I can remember there being cans of soft drink around the place. God, times have changed too. Now you're not allowed to give kids a can of Coke either. Oh, boo-erns. But also another thing I noticed when she was talking that I really related to was when she said that they had a separate fridge that just had drinks in it.

Yeah. Like that's rich family vibes right there. It's rich family or real Bogan family. Nah. Nah, here's the difference. A garage fridge. Here's the difference. Full of purse.

Here's the difference. Rich family will have a fridge in the garage that's just got drinks in it. Yeah. Poor family, and my family was one of these, we had a freezer. There's always a freezer. Oh, okay, like a chest freezer. Like a chest freezer or like a big stand-up freezer. Yeah.

That was always in our laundry, like a separate one. Oh, right. Yeah. We had one fridge in the kitchen and we had a chest freezer in a separate part of the house. It was in my bedroom. Yeah. We had one fridge in the kitchen and we had a chest freezer in a separate part of the house. It was in my bedroom. Nice. So my whole childhood in my bedroom was in the middle of the night.

The freezer would click on. Hey, at least you would be cold in the summertime. No. The freezer doesn't give off cold. It gives off heat. I know. I've written a list of things that made me feel like my friends were richer than me. Yeah, I think we go around the room.

If you guys have some out there, producers, we've all got some. Reading the things that tipped us off that the friends' family was rich. So for me, if they had a heated pool. Because having a pool wasn't enough because we had a pool. Oh, did you? But it wasn't heated. Even in winter, did you? But it wasn't heated. Even in winter, even in summer, it wasn't heated. Oh, see, for me.

In Rotorua, there was about two and a half months a year where you could swim in the pool. Couldn't use the pool the rest. Yeah, yeah. So they had a heated pool. See, for me, it was just, it wasn't any pool. It was mainly pools that were properly looked after or chlorinated. Oh, okay, yeah. You know, so that were properly looked after or chlorinated. Oh, okay.

Yeah. You know, so that were nice. Because there's a difference between like a nice, well-looked-after pool to a, you know, whatever pool. Yeah. But okay, heated pool. A saltwater pool was fancy. Saltwater pool was fancy.

Fancy. But actually now it's just ahead of its time, wasn't it? Yeah. Very healthy. They had a second lounge. Second lounge room. Or a room where the kids could play video games. Rumpus room. That wasn't it? Yeah. Very healthy. They had a second lounge. Second lounge room. Or a room where the kids could play video games that wasn't the lounge.

Rumpus room. Rumpus room, second lounge. Sometimes it was sunken. Yeah. Oh, sunken lounge. That's nice. Lap of luxury. And for me this is the ultimate one for a 90s kid, is they had a soda stream but they had a white soda stream. They didn't have that brown soda stream

that was left over from the late 80s, early 90s that had the glass bottles. They had a soda stream that was white and it had plastic bottles. I was like, holy shit, that's the new, that's the flash one. I didn't even know soda streams existed until like five years ago. Oh, really?

Well, maybe a bit longer than that. Maybe like seven years ago. I'd never even seen one. a bit longer than that. Maybe like seven years ago. I've never even seen one. You found out about SodaStreams in 2017? Yes. Wow. Legit had never seen that before. Well, there you go.

Like growing up, trust me, there was no one I was friends with that had one of those. Yeah, but 2017, you were an adult. Yeah, but see, sparkling water's not my thing. Yeah, true. You know? All right. What about a car with good or unbroken air conditioning and leather seats? That's so good.

The warm seats. You know, like the leather seats. Yeah, yeah. The nice ones. The seats from the car that warms your bum up. Okay, you're way too young because they didn't exist when I was a kid. Those are new. What?

Yeah. They're more a new thing. Oh, they're fancy. Yeah, that is fancy. That is fancy. What. They're more a new thing. Oh, they're fancy. Yeah, that is fancy. That is fancy. What about fancy cereal? Oh, yeah. Like name brand cereal.

Yeah, the yummy ones. Cocoa Puffs, not Choco Puffs. Choco Puffs? Literally. Fruit Rings. Fruit Rings. That's what we had in my family. Lucky things.

Fruit Rings. What about you guys? Anything else? Two things. A working doorbell. Yes. Yeah, else? Two things. A working doorbell. Yes. Yeah, that's good. A working doorbell.

And also a working water filter tap. Yes. Far out. A lot of people had them, but no one, like you go over there, don't touch that one. Just drink out of the normal tap. Don't touch that. It's the classic.

A fridge with an ice maker was the pinnacle. Oh, lush. Like, it was next level, like back in the 90s, 2000s. If you had that. Oh, you were basically the Brady Bunch. You had made it. Multiple ice settings. You've got the big ice and the crushed ice.

Yeah, like, no one had those. Anyone who had different size cutlery for, like, fancy meals. Tiny forks and big forks. So rich. Millionaire. Take me on a holiday. If they owned... I'm sorry, is this Buckingham Palace? You've got two different sets of

knives. What about if they had jet skis? Oh, mama mia. Never. I had one friend, one friend, and I remember I went to her house and out the front were two jet skis and she goes to me, Dad's going to take us out for a day on the water with the two jet skis. Is that all right?

And the look on my face would have just been like, uh-huh. Okay. Yep. Yep, I know what that means. What? We get to ride them? I want to ride them. I want to drive them.

Oh, my God, this is the best day ever. I've already ridden them in the driveway. We're talking about that thing that you remember made you realise that your friend's family were rich. Yeah, it's just the little thing that you went, oh, we don't have that at my house. And trigger warning for people who grew up poor. You will recognise almost all of these.

You'll go, oh, I remember that. Oh, yep, I remember that too. We didn't have that. Someone texted in and said, I knew they were rich if they had a spring-free trampoline. Those didn't exist when we grew up. I didn't even know that was a thing when we were growing up. But now when I see them, and now that I have kids

and we go around the house and they have a trampoline that has springs, I'm like, don't you go near that death trap. But those are the trampolines that we grew up on. Yeah, the other trampolines, I call them pansy trampolines. They don't build character, you know? Kids have no idea. They're too bone and life-preserving, those new trampolines. Exactly.

If you haven't hit the springs on a trampoline, then you haven't lived. You haven't lived and nearly died. Yeah. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. How did you know they were rich growing up, Jess?

When I was about nine years old, I went on a road trip with my grandmother, and we stayed with some distant relatives who dished up, before dinner, cheese and crackers. Oh! What? When would have this been, Jess? How long ago? Probably like early 90s. How?

An anti-pasto platter in the 90s. They may as well have put out caviar, Jess. Yeah. I went home and I told everybody about this family that I stayed with. And in reality, they would have been doing it because it was a special occasion because you guys were there. But in your mind, you were like,

oh my God, this is how the Queen of England lives. Yeah, yeah. Cheese to me came on a one kilo block. Yeah. And that's it. And there was one type of cheese, no other types. I knew they were rich. If they didn't have carpet that was threadbare and patches,

and if the kids had brand new school uniforms, they were basically millionaires in my opinion. I never had a brand new school uniform ever in my entire schooling career. My school uniform growing up had another kid's initials embroidered on the front of it. Yeah, same. That was just normal. This might be my favourite text that has come through. They said,

I know that my friends were rich because they didn't have to share the big present at Christmastime with their siblings. Yeah. God, that was literally my childhood. I can remember every single Christmas my sister and I would always get a joint big present and we would have to share it. Me and my brothers were the same, but on reflection, that's some of my favourite Christmas memories was that thing that we shared.

What was some of the shared presents? One year, Dad got us like a second-hand 50cc scooter out of the classifieds and so we had this bike that we all got to ride. It was sick. But then I was the first one to crash it. So then my brothers were mad at me. As they would be. Yeah.

Yeah, ruined it for you. Someone said, I knew they were rich if they lost their school jumper and their mum would just buy them a new one, not make them take one out of the lost property. That's fair. Someone else said, one of my friends had Faber-Castell colouring pencils

and I thought they were so rich. I only got the pencils from those warehouse type art kits. When I got an adult colouring book a few years ago, I finally bought myself some Faber-Castell pencils. Good for you. As an adult. That's awesome. Someone else texted her and said a sunroof in the car.

Yes. That one is spot on. What about like a convertible car in the car. Yes. That one is spot on. What about like a convertible car? Holy smokes. If they had, this was big as well, if the family had even just two cars, because my family, we never had more than one car, but if the family had two cars, rich, or if the family had like a separate car that they would drive on the weekends, like a fancy car.

I've never heard of that. What, like a weekend driver? A weekend car? Yeah. A weekend family car? That's rich. Well, it's not a level of... Like it'd be like a convertible or...

Jesus Christ, it sounds like Macaulay Culkin and Richie Rich. Yeah. Yeah. This is real 90s vibe. Someone said, if the kid had their own landline. Oh my God, I remember that so well. And I knew kids who had their own landline in their room and it costs like an extra $15 a month

to get the landline. Yeah, not cheap. Yeah. Someone else said a remote garage door opener. That one hits home. We never had that, ever. Someone said, I was the kid that was richer. According to my friends, we had endless milk at my house.

You could have as much milk as you wanted. I went to my friend's house, and they always declined me having a glass of milk. Milk. So rich. Someone else said an insincerator. God, only rich people had those back in the days only rich people have them now like they're pretty bloody expensive no they're not that you can get them really cheap but in the 90s they were new technology so you're like a couple

of thousand dollars to install no they're like a couple of hundred dollars oh for an insincerator oh okay well i've been told the wrong thing i'll get you an Nsyncarator for Christmas if you like. They kind of scare me at the same time. They're terrifying. Yeah, because I didn't grow up with them. But people who did grow up with them don't mind putting their hands in them. No, no.

It terrifies me. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is the One Second Song Challenge,

where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. We're playing for KFC Chicken Dollars. Tyra, you're on Bree's team. Hey, Tyra. Hey. Hello. Welcome to the winner's circle. Georgia, you and I are going to take them on to win you some KFC.

Happy Friday. Hi, Georgia. Hi. Hi. Claudia's in charge. Claudia, what's the dillio? Hello there. The dillio is I'm going to start the songs from the beginning

and you just need to buzz in with your name. I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. As always, there's a theme. And I don't know if you've heard about Sabrina Carpenter getting accused of lip syncing on stage. Yes. Yes we have. So I based it off that and these are other people that have been accused and proven that they were lip syncing. Oh these are proven lip syncers. Yes. Okay. I was going to say pretty much everyone gets accused of this. Yeah and I feel like a lot of people would do

it too but these ones are notorious for it. I'll start with the most niche one and then we'll work our way through. Okay. But Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first and the first team to three points will take home the win. Here is your first one. Brie. That's Ashley Simpson. Oh, what's the name of the song?

Oh, you're on a roll. On a Monday. Oh, I think I know it. Weirdly, I think I know it. I'm like, I don't know this name Is it Ashley Simpson's So Yesterday? No that's her other one Can you give You can play a little more

I think you'll get it On a Monday I am waiting On Tuesday I am fading And by Wednesday I can't sleep. So fast.

Oh, that's... Nah, what is it called? Pieces of me. Oh, God. Tune. Definitely lip-syncing, though. Got that value, rest my head on something real. Tune. Like the way that feels. Definitely lip-syncing though, yeah. Either way, you didn't get it.

Do you remember her SNL performance where she, everything happened and she just tutted to dance? It's the first person I thought of when you said the lip-syncing thing. Okay, no points there. So Tyra and Georgia, this one's for you. Buzz in with your name if you know it. Good luck, guys. Georgia? Tyra. Yeah, Tyra and Georgia, this one's for you. Buzz in with your name if you know it. Good luck, guys. Georgia. Tyra.

Yeah, Tyra. Great news for you, baby, one more time. Well done. Nice, Tyra. I always get confused with that one, whether it's going to be baby one more time or oops, I did it again. Me too. Same song, right?

Same song. Both great. Both great. Definitely a lip syncer. But great. Definitely a lip syncer. But she's a great lip syncer. Great lip syncer. One of the best. The big accusation is that she didn't even sing these songs

that Nicole Scherzinger sung them all. I haven't heard that one. Sing the big notes. Yeah. Whoa. Okay, Tyra got that one, right? She sure did. Okay, that is one point for Team Brie.

Brie and Clint, back to you. Clint. Brie. Brie and Clint, back to you. Clint. Brie. Katy Perry. Firework. Yes. Well done. Is she a lip syncer?

She's been accused of it and I think there was one performance that she did. Let me find out. They were talking about it recently because she performed at the AFL Grand Final. She was definitely singing there. She was definitely singing there. She was definitely singing there, but then I think it was around that and they were like, oh, is she going to sing live? Yeah, right. But I mean, I've been to see her live

and I didn't think she was lip-syncing. How hard is it to go swish, swish, bish? Another one in the basket. Okay, Tyra, you get this one, you guys win the game. Come on, Tyra, you get this one. You guys win the game. Come on, Tyra. Yep, Tyra. Single ladies by Beyonce.

Tyra's on fire. Just because Brie and I are terrified, can we just say it's Claudia who's accusing Beyonce of lip syncing, not Brie and I. It was just one just say it's Claudia who's accusing Beyonce of lip syncing, not Brie and I. There was just one occasion she was singing the national anthem in a stadium and it was proven she was lip syncing. I'd also like to thank Beyonce for... She's the artist of my life. She's the reason we have these jobs.

See, the girls know. And I'd like to thank Beyonce for any future awards we win. Absolutely. Thanks for playing, girls. Tyra, we've got 50K and some chicken dollars coming your way. Well done, Tyra. Thank you, Beyonce. Thank you, Beyonce.

Next on the show. You know when you see someone do something and you just go, how, how, how on earth do you think that that is a smart thing to do? You know? Normally it's me doing the thing. Yeah, but I wouldn't... So I don't see people doing the thing normally. You would not do something this dumb.

And this is not, this thing is not outrageous. But when I saw it, I was just like, don't breed. Please, please do not reproduce. Do not give these genes to another generation. I was driving down Auckland's Ponsonby Road this afternoon on my way to work. Okay. And a girl came out of a shop with a bucket of dirty water.

I reckon she'd been mopping the floors in the shop or something like that. It was a full bucket dirty water. I reckon she'd been mopping the floors in the shop or something like that. It was a full bucket of water. And I saw her walk over to a rubbish bin on the side of the road, a council rubbish bin, and tip the bucket of dirty water into the rubbish bin. She didn't tip it into the gutter. She didn't tip it into like the grassy verge on the side of the road.

She took the bucket of water and tipped it into the rubbish bin, which had a blue plastic bag inside it that a council person will have to come along and clear at some stage. And she went, oh, this water is dirty. It better go in the rubbish bin. Maybe it had chemicals in it and she didn't know if she could pour it down the drain or something. So how would pouring it into a rubbish bin be the right answer?

Where does she think the water is going to go? The garbage? She could have tipped it down the toilet. She could have tipped it down the laundry sink. She could have tipped it in the gutter. She could have tipped it in the grass. She could have put it anywhere. She put water in the rubbish bin. Yeah.

Water in the rubbish bin. What kind of rubbish bin did you say? Not like an actual wheelie bin? Not a wheelie bin Like a permanent, fixed to the side of the road Council rubbish bin The ones that they have to change the bags out of Yeah

The ones where you put your dog poos in Yeah The ones where you put like, yeah But at the same time Tell me you wouldn't tip a bucket of water into a wheelie bin as well. No, I wouldn't. I definitely wouldn't. Yeah.

But I'm just trying to think. I'm trying to find any saving grace, any reason as to why she would. Yeah, what's the excuse? Like, was there bleach in there? If there was bleach in there, how does tipping it in the rubbish bin, like, how could your thought process go to

this is the right thing to do with it? I don't know. It seems silly. Maybe it had like chunkies in it and she had to like this is now solid. It would have to have quite a lot of chunkies. Yeah, what if there was big chunks in there? Yeah, yeah. Did you see the colour of the

liquid? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. That's a great question. Thank you. It was really dark, bordering on black Like dirty mop water It was that colour Maybe she was just told to throw it out and she was like this is exactly what you mean by that

Hey can you throw that bucket of water out? In her defence I feel like I'd do the same I feel like Ella would do that as well. Ella, our producer, who asked us if she could put a can of tuna in the microwave. Was it tuna? Yep. And then I proceed.

No, not tuna. What was it? Baked beans or something. A can of baked beans in the microwave. That's right. An unopened can of baked beans. I honestly wonder how sometimes you're alive, honestly. Can we just revisit that one?

Just taking the metal in the microwave out of it for a second. Were you going to open the can before you put it in the microwave? Yeah. Otherwise it'd explode. She's not an idiot. Of course she'd open it. Oh, that's how it would make it explode. Oh, your door.

What didn't go well was also plastic in an air fryer. You can't do that. Apparently it will now. And then my boyfriend got mad at me because I ate the potatoes. Oh, from the melted plastic container? I probably would have eaten them as well. See, thank you.

And I risked my case. Yeah, but look how I turned out. If you hadn't listened to this conversation, Ella, would you have tipped a bucket of water in the rubbish bin? Genuinely, probably not. But I probably have done it before. Okay. Just so we know.

Just if the rubbish bin here at ZM starts leaking, just so we know who to blame. Yeah, cool. Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Bree and Clint. Time for the world famous Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint. Time for the world famous Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. Ripper of a week last week, the Hootie and the Blowfish special.

One of my faves last week. Yeah, same. Was that convincing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, same. Was that convincing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. This week, equally random but equally good, we're going to do

Gavin DeGroor. AKA the One Tree Hill theme song. Am I right, ladies and fellas? 2003's theme song. Am I right, ladies and fellas? 2003's best song. It's the 2003 Rembrandts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, totally. Because name another Gavin DeGraw song. I can't. I feel like he's got one, but I can't. Might have one more. Might have one more. We have both spent maybe slightly longer than 15 minutes this week with a professional audio engineer.

I think I spent less. Oh, did you? Yeah, Sam kind of looked at me and was like, there's not much more we can do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, what you're going to hear is our best effort anyway. We put in everything. Yeah, we always try and do our best.

You're going to hear them, and then we want you to pick the winner of Friday Oaky. You need to tell us who did the best Gavin DeGraw. Correct. Was it me or was it Brie? That's how it works. You'll get your say. I'll be going to play you the versions first.

I'll go first. I picked the song. Okay. Here's my Gavin DeGraw. I don't need to be anything other Than a prison guard's son I don't need to be anything other Than a specialist's son I don't have to be anyone other

Than the birth of two souls in one Part of where I'm going Is knowing where I'm coming from Thank you. mine I'm tired of looking round rooms wondering what I gotta do or who I'm supposed to be I don't wanna be anything other than me Oh, see why you bloody picked it, cause you killed it

I can admit, I can admit when you've done very well and you know you did well, you sounded very good on that Didn't ya? you, I appreciate that. You know you did well. You sounded very good on that. No, I don't know that. I could have been awful. Somebody texted and said, Clint's getting too cocky.

He's the boring one. You just back yourself in this segment, and it's not a bad thing. Oh, look, it's been two male vocalists in a row, okay? It's been two very, I think, Clint Roberts-style vocals, and you've killed both. You've done very well in both. We haven't heard yours yet. I don't think we need to.

Gavin DeGraw could be your ace in the hole. It could be. The bum hole. Yeah, Gavin DeGraw could be your ace in the bum hole. God, this is going to be bad, guys. Let's find out. Here's Breeze Fridayoke. I don't need to be anything other than a prison guard's son.

I don't need to be anything other than a specialist's son. I don't have to be anyone other than the brother two souls in one. But of where I'm going, it's nowhere I'm coming from. I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately. All I have to do is think of me and have peace of mind. I'm tired of looking around, run to what I've got to do is think of me and have peace of mind. I'm tired of looking around, wondering what I've got to do or who I'm supposed to be. I don't want to be anything other than mine.

Oh, no. Mine. That had some really good parts to it. It had some real shaky parts. You had the same issue as last week where it gets lower and lower and lower. I know, I just can't. It's not possible, eh? I can't go there.

It's like for me when the song gets higher and higher and higher, I can't do it. You just don't have it. Your voice has a floor and a ceiling, doesn't it? Other than me. I tried to. I was going to add in a little bit of NSYNC at the back, but I just thought keep it natural. Anything other than Brie.

Someone just texted and said, did Brie have gastro? Does it sound like I had gastro? People are too funny. I think yours had more attitude than mine. We'll see what the votes bring in. I feel like this is going to be interesting this week. Attitude as in it was flat as a pancake? I think you, I think mate.

Oh, it does it in. We need to vote. I don't think we need to vote. I think you did very well. We're looking for five people to decide the winner on 0800DARLSATM. They can give us their feedback live. We'd love your feedback. We welcome your feedback.

Bree and Clint. See them, Bree and Clint. That's Taylor Swift and Antihero. Time to get a Friday-okey result. You just heard Bree and I take on Gavin DeGraw's smash hit, I Don't Wanna Be. Mine sounded like this. And Brie sounded like this.

Yours sounded like the original, in my opinion. Come on. It's not through dance. I texted him and said, I used to look forward to Friday Oki drives home. I missed the period of time before I heard either of those Gavin DeGraw renditions.

Jail time for you lot. We're getting life? Life in prison? I think I would after mine. I think you can get out on bail. No parole. We're looking for a winner of this week's Friday. Okay, we have five people willing to vote.

Erin's going to go first. Hi, Erin. Hi, Erin. Happy Friday. Hi. Happy Friday. What did you think about Gavin DeGraw's, Erin? I actually preferred Bree's version.

I thought it was very, like, 90s Alanis Morissette. That's what I'm saying. It had attitude, didn't it, Erin? Yeah, it did. Yeah, yeah. Erin, thank you for the biggest compliment I've ever got on this segment. I appreciate you. That's all right.

I am so glad you guys have moved on from Hootie and the Blowfish. Because I love Hootie, but that was terrible. Yeah, you and me both, Erin. You and me both. Don't worry, it'll be back. We'll do more Hootie before the end of the year. No one does more Hootie and Blowfish than us. Brie and Clint blow hard.

Let's go to Pete for a vote. Hi, Pete. Hi, Pete. How are you going, Brie, Clint? Yeah, good, thank you, mate. We're good, Pete. Happy Friday, brother. What's your thoughts on our Gavin DeGraw this week?

Well, I'll tell you what, Clint, he actually fucking sounded awesome, but you sounded like you were half drunk on the couch. I sounded like I was half drunk. But Brie just put up a beautiful note that actually touched my heart, and therefore she gets my vote today. Pete. Pete, thank you. You can't be serious.

And you know Pete is speaking from the heart too. Or from the rum and coke. From the black heart. Thanks, Pete. Lucy's here. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, guys.

How's it going? Good, thank you, Lucy. It's 2-0 to Bree. I am... It's 2-0 to Bree, Lucy. I think this is... Oh, I'm quite astonished. Someone's texted in and said,

I don't want to be listening to this. Lucy, what are your thoughts on our Friday Oki this week? Look, honestly, I think you both did so, so well. But I've got to say, when Bree hit that prisoner's son, that's what really sold it for me. and so let's make it 3-0. Is this a stitch up? Wow! Lucy, have you had a few Chardonnays for your Friday Arvo?

Oh no, I'm definitely on my way for one though. Yes, you and me both, Lucy. Thanks, Lucy. Thank you. Let's see if you get the full house. Katie, oh Kate, hi Kate. Hi Kate. Hi, it's Tate. Hi Kate. Oh, hi, it's Tate. Hi Kate, oh Tate. Sorry Tate. Tate, who are you voting for?

Um, Brie today I think. You're, Tate, this is a stitch up. Thank you Tate. Thank you for your vote. What have the producers done? Nicole, you're our fifth and final vote. Who are you voting for on Fridayoke? Well, this has surprised me

because normally, I'm sorry, Brie, but I don't like your voice when you sing, but you got a full house today. You rocked it, girl. She got the full frickin' house.

What? Were people listening to what I was... I mean, thank you so much, Nicole, for your vote. Really appreciate that. Are people listening to the same thing I'm listening to? That was horrendous. The second-to-last caller, the third-to-last caller had it right.

It was your present-godsum. You know what? I am not opposed to taking pity votes, and I think I just got five, and I will run with it into the sunset of Saturday. That's the Gavin DeGraw special of Friday Oaky. Bree and Clint, we're going to do a birthday banger next. If you'd like to know the number one song the day that you turn 16 years old,

pick up the phone and call 0800-DIAL-ZM right now, and we'll work it out for you after Sabrina Carpenter on ZM. Not another day. We just did Friday Oki, the Gavin DeGraw special, I slam the door I hit the door Bree and Clint. We just did Friday Oaky, the Gavin DeGraw special, and we did posit at the start that Gavin DeGraw may be a one-hit wonder, and then we realised we'd overlooked one of the greatest Gavin DeGraw songs of all time.

If you ask me how I'm doing Banger. Banger. I would say it kind of sounds like that Bruno Mars song. Marry You. Yeah. Yeah, it's the ballet. It's the...

Yeah. Interesting. Great song though. I love how we do a shitty cover every week and now we're music experts. Hey, if there's experts on TikTok, we can call ourselves experts. Absolutely. Yeah. We've got experience.

We are experts. Experts in the world of Birthday Banger. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's see what we get today. Sam is going to do Mum's Birthday Banger. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. Happy Friday's birthday banger. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi.

Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you too, Sam. Now, you're doing Mum's birthday today, are you? Yes, it was her birthday yesterday and we were in the car and she said, I wonder what my birthday banger would be. And I said, next time I hear it, I'll call them. Oh, lovely. Okay, cool. So it was her birthday yesterday and what year?

1977. All right. That means she was 16 in 1993. So, Sam, here's your mum's birthday banger. And I won't do anything for love. And you know it's true and that's a fact. Big meat. Meat pie.

I mean meatloaf. Check another meat on the barbie. Meat and Meat pie. I mean, meatloaf. Chuck another meat on the barbie. Meat and two veg. What does your mum think of that, Sam? I don't know. She's listening in her car right now, but I'm sure she's bawling her head. Oh, that's so nice of you, Sam, to do that for your mum. Wait there.

We're going to do a birthday banger for William. Hi, Will. Hi, Will. Hi. Hey, guys. What are you doing for your weekend, William? Nothing much. I'm with my daughter, Olivia.

She actually called for me. Oh, she did? Oh, cool. Well, well done, Liv. You've got your dad on the radio. Now he just has to give us his birthday. What's your birthday, Will? 1980.

May 19th. Okay, perfect. That means you were 16 in 1996. And here's your birthday banger. A little bit more. You know what I'm looking for. I believe that is a Gina G who are just a little bit. It's got a bit of an Equa vibe about it, eh?

Doesn't it, eh? What do you reckon, William? Good song for a Friday. Good song for a Friday. It sounds like a Friday vibe, doesn't it? One more birthday banger for Zara. Hi, Zara. Hi, Zara.

Hello there. How are you? Good, mate. How's your week been? Oh, it could be better, but it's all good. Oh. Good to see you guys. Oh, well, good. We're glad you're here now. Let's have a bit of fun while you're here. What is your date of birth? 27th February

1986. All right. That means you were 16, Zara, in 2002. And on that day, this was at the top. But I'm always on time Ja Rule and Ashanti. Banger. I remember it well. Huge millennial banger. Yeah, you love it, Zara? Yeah, I remember it. Can't go wrong with a bit of Ja Rule and Ashanti.

Remember the other day we learnt that Ashanti was with Nelly? Is with Nelly. And they just had their first baby? Yeah, yeah. Wild. That's like a 2000s fairy tale. Yeah. I'm going to vote for it. I'm going to vote for Jarlul and Ashanti.

I'm going Gina G, ooh, ah, just a little bit. Are you? 100%. Even Ross Boss was in here and said, if you're going to play any, please play Gina G. I feel like his words were anything but meatloaf. He did kind of perk up when Gina G was playing. Claudia, all three songs

are up for grabs and it's birthday banger so we want you to be honest. What song would you like to hear this afternoon? Listen, out of all the Meatloaf songs, that is my favourite

Meatloaf song. You're not going to make us... It's only five minutes and 40 seconds. You're going to make us sit through five minutes of that. Nah, I want to listen to it. That's your favourite?

That's not the best meatloaf song? It's my favourite one. The best meatloaf song is Bad Outta Hell. Or Paradise for the Dashboard Life. Yeah. I'm going to pick Gina G today. I think it's the right vibe for the day. Come on, Claudia.

Come on. In six years, I can confidently say it's never been played. I don't think we've played it. No regrets. William's going to be stoked. Well done, Will. You're the winner of birthday banger. Well done to your daughter as well who got through.

Well done. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Zed and Brianie and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Gina G from 1996. That was for William. It took down Ashanti and Ja Rule. It also took down Meatloaf. I feel like that Gina G song would have brought back traumatic memories

for anyone who took jazz in the 90s. Because I remember being a kid and that was definitely one of the songs we had to dance to. Yeah. Did you ever take dance classes? No. Would you now? Yeah, because I need

a hobby. What dance style would you like to learn the most? Hip hop. Okay, wait. Let me rephrase it. What dance style do you think would suit you the most?

What's the dance style where you look like you've got a broomstick up your arse? Ballroom. I reckon Foxtrot would be your... Yeah, Ballroom. No, but there's many different Ballroom styles. Foxtrot would be yours. That's the one where you do...

I'm not a dancer. I'm not a dancer. I think you could be. I think you're selling yourself short. Bit of Foxtrot, maybe? Well, if they do another season of Dancing with the Stars, we'll see. The crowd goes wild for Clint Roberts. Me versus Lance Savali.

Okay, well, let's give you a fighting chance here. I've made a purchase and I feel it's my duty to share how good this thing is. Because you and I are both on the hunt for this thing constantly. We have a version of it that we fall back to but I think you're still open to the right one. What are you mouthing to me? Nothing.

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I didn't think I would. Oh, that's even better. Yeah. In a place you'd never thought. But the groundswell got me. Is it? The word of mouth got me. Who was the word of mouth from?

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I didn't want to fall victim to the Kardashian conspiracy. I didn't want to buy in. I never wanted to buy her sketches. I never thought... Sketches? Remember she did those shape-ups? That was a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I always thought... I have have heard i'm very cynical i'm very cynical about anything kardashian i'm very cynical about any product produced by a reality tv star the thing about kim kardashian though and i mean the haters are gonna hate right yeah and if you're sitting there right now hating yeah you might be missing out because the thing i will say and. And that's what I fell back on. I was like, I've got to put my balls first and put my prejudice aside. The thing I will say about Kim Kardashian is, and I still watch the Kardashians and the show and I know quite a lot about her, is she's a perfectionist.

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She made the perfect hammock for your scrotum. She did. Thank you with all my heart, Kim Kardashian. She knows what she's doing. I thought skims would be really expensive. Yeah, well, that's... These are not like warehouse-priced undies. I'll give you that. But they're farmers-priced undies.

I got a three-pack for 80 bucks. Okay, so how much is that? It's like $33 a pair of undies. So that is like a pair of farmer's undies? It's like a pair of farmer's undies. It's not as expensive as a pair of Calvin Klein's. Okay. Do they still do Heidi Klum's?

Is she still making men's undies? She did undies? Yeah. Heidi Klum's were a big one. $33 for it? I mean, it's not bad. That's delivered. Because I don't know if you can buy them in any stores.

Wait, did you order them from, I was thinking you got them from an outlet, so you had to order them, eh? Can you buy them in store anywhere? I've never seen them. I think it's free shipping when you spend $100. Look, I'm not trying to promote the Skims company. I'm not trying to promote the Kardashians. Wait, are you the latest fan of the Kardashians?

My wife got a sarong so that we could get the free shipping. She got a Skims sarong. I don't know how a Skims sarong could be better than a normal sarong, but she did. You know what's funny is I've gone to order from her website so many times because I've heard so many good things from so many people countless times and maybe this is the push. You should treat your bits.

Like I want to get like nothing better than a comfortable little sports bra number to walk just waltz around the house in. I feel like she's got it. I mean, I can't vouch for that, but if I was to judge off what I'm currently sitting in. It's good. What my DMBs are currently surrounded by, I'm a fan.

Like a pillow topper for your ball sack. Yeah, it's like goose down. The life, well, I'm proud of you. I'm happy for you. Thank you. I'm genuinely very happy for you. It's only day one. I could wear the ass out of them in a week.

I'll let you know. Right now, I feel like I've found the perfect undies. You're good to go. Bree and Clint. Someone seeks to correct my math. They said 80 divided by 3 is 26, Clint. Not 33. That makes the undies even cheaper.

It's better. You're so right. Is it? Yeah, it is. 33 times undies even cheaper. Isn't it? Oh, you're so right. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. 33 times three would be? 52. 99.

Yeah. 80 bucks for three undies. 26 bucks a pair of undies. Anyway, that was my hashtag not sponsored endorsement of the Kim Kardashian Skims men's undies. Yesterday on the show, we tried to figure out what made the perfect photo dump. And we were talking about the art of the photo dump. Do you know what we mean when we say that, Bree? Yeah, pictures of your poo.

No. No, the Instagram. Oh. That's a dump. That's a dump photo dump. No, this is the Instagram photo dump because we were talking about this. Do you guys ever see a fantastically curated photo dump on your Instagram feed and think to yourself, damn, why didn't I think to take a photo of that? And why is everything in perfect order? And to some people, a photo dump on your instagram feed and think to yourself damn why didn't i think to take a photo of that and why is everything in perfect order and to some people a photo dump

is just like here's my photos from summer great i love it i love that as well but to some people it's it's an art form it's it's the act of putting the nice photo of strawberries that you took after the photo of you and your significant other in a field. You know what I'm talking about? Something to it. It's like an unwritten science, the perfect photo dump. Yeah. And we unlocked in the office yesterday that everyone does this. Oh, the girlies. Some of them are making spreadsheets.

Spreadsheets? Yeah, the attention they're giving their photo dumps. It's like a part-time job. I was going to do this with my Grease photos. I might still do it. Jeez, you were in Grease like two months ago. So? Well, no, yeah.

What means I can't dump those photos? No, no, you can. What have you been waiting for? I don't know. I get real nervous these days because there's people. I get flustered and then I don't post anything. You can do a late surprise dump. It's fine.

You've got dump anxiety. It's happened to me before. Surprise dumps. Normally when I'm out walking. You've got dump anxiety. It's happened to me before. Surprise dumps. Yeah. Normally when I'm out walking. Anyway, we did one. We all did one. I did a photo dump.

Ella did a photo dump. Claudia did one as well. Yep. And you, Brie, are our impartial judge. Okay. We asked the people who was the best. It's not important what they said. Yeah, it's not.

We don't need to talk about it. But, Brie, we've asked you to review our photo dumps. I've had a little... Look, can I just start off by you to review our photo dumps. Yes, I've had a little look. Can I just start off by saying I am a photo dump novice. I don't know much about the dumping in this area. So I've just kind of written down a few bits and pieces that I've taken from each. Let's start with Clint's.

I've noticed you went in order of photo, photo, photo, video, photo, photo, photo, photo, photo, video. How many? So we posted four photos, then a video, and then, oh no, three photos, then a video, four photos, then a video. Nine in total. Nine in total.

Claudia posted eight straight photos, and then Ella, eight straight photos. Mm-hmm. And then Ella, eight straight photos. Mm-hmm. Okay. Clint, you posted yours with no song attached. No. Intentionally. Intentionally? Yeah. Okay.

Claudia went with the song by Remy Wolfe, Slay Bitch. Quite a fun song. And Ella went with a Sabrina Carpenter song, Juno. So they went with music. You did it. Clint's had some very cute content, kids content, cute cat content, some cute videos, which I liked. I did like the mixture of videos.

Spice it up. A few friends photos in there, which I did like. Some music showing you've been out and about this month, which I also appreciate it. Claude, you started strong with a friend's photo, went into the cute dog content, finished strong with the photo of the camera reel. Very artsy from Claude, very artsy.

It's different, unusual. And then Ella, you had a strong lead photo with you and some friends. Random ducks. Cute, but random. Cute boyfriend pic at some random market. Cats, sisters, and overall quite a moody vibe on Ellis, I found. We talked about the importance of a through line and how a good photo dump has like a theme that runs through it.

So if Ella's is moody, then that is probably good if there's a cohesive thread that ties your dump together. It was giving winter. It was giving winter dump. What about Wednesday Adams? Yeah, a little bit of Wednesday Adams dump. Sorry, keep it cool. If that's the vibe you're going from.

Claudia's I found was quite light and bright, which I enjoyed. And Clint's had a mix of both. Yeah. But it was showing the variation of my life, you know. Yeah, there can only be one winner. And the winner of the best dump is Clint. What? Why?

The videos in the middle just got me. Like I wanted more from you guys. I wanted to see some videos, some movement. As soon as there's a video and a dump, I'm like, nah, I'm out. Why do I care so much about this victory? Because you've won twice. Because the people's poll wanted you to win and the Brie poll you won. Can we come back in a month?

I'll say Ella won on artsiness. I'll take it. And Claude won. And Claude won. And Claude won on... Claude took his three and a half minutes before posting most of them outside in the garden. That did let you down a little bit. I'll say Claude won on hottest people in photos.

Oh, thank you. They were all of me. You're welcome. A consolation prize of people I've heard once. Bree and Clint. And that is the end of the Bree and Clint show. Boy. Done and dusted for another week, eh?

What are you doing this weekend? Gardening. Oh, more gardening. Yeah, I feel like it's my happy place at the moment. Yeah, but not the way you're gardening. Why not? Because you're nearly killing yourself every weekend in the garden. No, but I've done all the hard stuff now.

And I'm just doing the fun bits now. Oh yeah, what are you doing? Maybe putting up a few fence bits to hold my tomatoes. Oh yeah. And obviously watering. And then, oh, we've got to clean out the tank and then put in a system that's going

to make it so it's a timer on irrigation so we don't have to water the garden every day. Oh, okay. High tech. Yeah, I know. Yeah. So that's going to be exciting. What tank?

Have you got a rainwater tank? Yeah. So when we bought the place, there was already like a small tank that was off of the garage. Yeah. And so we were like, perfect. We can use that as our gardening water. Damn, that's awesome. I know.

And you thought we were going to say going out and doing pingas this weekend. No, we're at the other end of the millennial spectrum. Yeah, we're at the smart end. Yeah. Let's check in with Ella. Ella, you're at the younger end. What are you doing this weekend? Pingas.

See? We got both bases covered. Claudia told me to say it. Yeah, yeah. Claudia. I don't do that it. Yeah, yeah. Claudia. I don't do that stuff. Claudia was funny. It was the perfect answer.

Okay, what am I doing this weekend? No, don't. Hanging out with my boy, my fiancé. She keeps saying boyfriend because she's so used to it. She forgets that it's fiancé. So that she could brag and highlight the fact that it's changed. Yeah, exactly. Have a great weekend, everybody.

We'll see you guys back on Monday on the Brand Clint Show. Bye-bye.