ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th September 2023

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

We're baaaaack... most of us anyway - Matty McLean is filling in for Bree! Matty is the king of saying words good (5:26) How to get the gift you actually want (24:02) Clint may have sh*t his pants (39:23) Hot Dad Helpline (47:24) Clint's All Blacks Challenge for Matty (57:25) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. With guest host Maddie McLean. Got it, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's the Brie and Clint show with Maddie. Hey. Hey. Boys, boys, boys.

The boys, boys, boys. This is more your show than it is mine recently. Tell me about it. You're lucky I let you back in here. How did you enjoy being on the PJ and Friends show? I saw your post and you were like, it's me. I'm the friend. I'm the friend.

And I was like, I cannot think of anything that Matty would hate more than being demoted to and friend. And friends. You're like, bitch. Actually, do you know what? I never brought that up with Ross Boss and there's a conversation to be had. I have my own intro.

Exactly right. Where's... Exactly right. Where's the hype for the dedication I've put into this show over the years? This is what I was thinking. And I don't blame PJ for that one bit. No. This goes to the top.

This goes above her head. This is way over PJ. Who's the CEO of the company here? Michael Boggs. I need to talk to the top. This goes above her head. This is way over PJ. Who's the CEO of the company here? Michael Boggs. I need to talk to Boggs. You need Boggs on the phone? Yeah. Okay.

I could make a concession for you. Would you like this week to be Maddie and Friends? With Clint. And I'll be the friend. It's the Bree and Clint show with Maddie and Friends featuring Clint. Clint. Does that help? And that's not a mouthful at all. I'm happy with that. No, no, no. It's not e and Clint show with Maddie and friends featuring Clint. Does that help? And that's not a mouthful at all.

I'm happy with that. No, no, no. It's not egotistical at all. It's just what needs to be done to write the course. It's the Jews. I should be paid. It's me. I'm the friend.

Hey, we've got a huge show for you guys on the way today. Not only do we have your Taylor Swift tickets at four o'clock, do I need to remind you that this is the final week? These are the final five double passes to the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. So I know this whole time we've been saying to you there's plenty of tickets. No more. That's not the case anymore. These are limited edition.

There are only five double passes left to be given away. So panic stations, everybody. Harsh, bro. Panic. It's time to panic. Okay. 4 o'clock. We'll give away another double pass. Harsh, bro. Panic. It's time to panic. Okay. Four o'clock. We'll give away another double pass.

Lots coming up, but next we're going to play Tradie vs. Lady for 50 bucks cash from KFC. I got your questions ready. Give us a call. Zed and Bray and Clint. With guest host Maddie McLean. Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go Where today, as always, we're playing for 50 bucks cash from KFC The scores, Ladies 71, oh, Ladies, Tradie's 71, Ladies 79 Did you guys play this last week? We didn't, no So the scores have been static Absolutely, they have not changed We go back to it, let's meet our lady first She's from Napier.

She's 39 and she got married on a leap day. Welcome to the show, Renee. Hello. Hi, Renee. So does that mean you only celebrate once every four years or do you choose a day to celebrate on? We do celebrate every year, but next year will be technically our first,

but technically our fourth. So it's going to be extra special apparently. Extra special. As per my husband. So when you celebrate on a non-leap year year, do you pick the 28th of Feb or do you pick the 1st of March? No, 1st of March, I bet it's the

day after we would have been married. Yeah, okay. Alright, you're taking on our tradies today. They're calling from Palmy. They're 19 and they are a law student. Welcome to the show, Walter. Hi, Walter. Hey. Hey, how are you?

Can you study law in Palmy? No, so I'm studying in Auckland. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. I'm just down on break for the uni break. Yeah. Yeah.

Nice. Okay, well, your buzzer is tradie. Renee, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Let's do this thing, guys. All right, question number one. Prince Harry and his wife were seen partying at Beyonce's Renaissance Tour over the weekend.

Who is Prince Harry's wife? Renee. Lady. Yes, Renee. Meghan Markle. Well done. Slight panic there, Renee, but you got there. Sorry.

Question number two. We are days away from the Rugby World Cup kicking off. Name the New Zealand national men's team. Trady. Lady. Walter. All Black. Well done.

Question number three. TVNZ has released the latest cast of 18 celebs off to compete on Celebrity Treasure Island. Name a former winner of the hit show. Lady. Yes, Renee. Maddie wants to give you a bonus point for saying that. I keep forgetting that I won that show.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I was going to say Sam Wallace, but keep forgetting. Question number four. What astrological star sign is symbolised by a crab? Renee, up lady. Yes, Renee, get this one. You win the game. Cancer.

She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Well done, Renee. You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion today. You get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Oh, thanks so much, KC. And admission into the Maddie McLean fan club for life for that answer as well.

You're going to love it, Renee. You go straight to the top of the class. ZM's Brinkland with host, Maddie McLean. Sorry, I'm just reflecting on the photo that Ella has chosen to promote today's show on social media with. Maddie and I were asked to pose for a photo to say we're doing the show together because it's a special occasion. Bree's not back from Europe yet and you're here and I'm back,

so she's taking a photo. And you know when a friend takes multiple photos, and I know she took multiple photos. I saw her scrolling through them. And then they, for some reason, post the worst photo of the burst. Did you do that on purpose, Ella? You, Maddie, you told me to post that one.

I never said the words post it. And in fairness, all I did was quickly glance at myself because I'm narcissistic. You look lovely. And I said, I look cute. Did you not see me? No, I didn't because I didn't look at you, but I certainly never said post it.

I've not looked much worse in a photo that you've taken recently, Ella, and this is the one you decided to go public with. So talk us through your decision-making process, Ella. To be honest, yeah, I did you dirty, but I found it wholesome and bestie vibes. Maddie, you've reposted it. No, I got tagged as a collaborator, and I said yes to being a collaborator.

You didn't have to accept it. Was I not meant to do that? I don't want to go too far down the rabbit hole, but it looks like I'm doing a racist face. It looks like I'm doing, which I wasn't. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. Jeez, nice to be back.

Okay, that's all I'll say. Nice to be back. We missed you. Thanks very much. Earlier in the day when we were planning the show, Matty, you took umbrage to something and kind of let your true colours show a little bit this afternoon. I'm, generally, I let things slide

and I'm very laissez-faire, right? And I don't like to rock the boat. So I'm a people pleaser and I stay mum on a lot of things. Very agreeable. But I've decided that this bugbear of mine cannot stay silent for any longer. And so I've decided as of recently that if someone says this word, I am going to be that person and call them out on it. You're going to say something about it.

I'm going to say something. And you did say something about it in the middle of a conversation. Nay, in the middle of a meeting. I said I'm going to stop you right there. You didn't even take this person aside quietly. You pulled them up in front of everybody. I Kanye'd you on stage. You made them look like an absolute idiot in front of their peers.

That person was producer Claudia, who joins us now. I wouldn't go that far. Well, I would argue I didn't make them look like an idiot. They made themselves look like an idiot for saying the word incorrectly in the first place. Now, it's just a pronunciation. She didn't use the word in the wrong context, did she? No, it was right context, wrong pronunciation. Claudia, when you're ready,

please deliver the word verbatim that got Maddie so irate. Kilometre. I said eight kilometres. Maddie, what's wrong with eight kilometres? It's a unit of measurement. It's kilometres. It always has been kilometres and it always will be kilometres. The same way it is millimetres and centimetres.

You don't say centimetres, do you? I might start just to rile you up. Oh, that would really, that would get up my gut. I might start. Actually, no, good point. I say millimetres. No, you do not. Yeah, you do, don't you?

I've always said millimetres. Yeah. Ten millimetres to a centrimeter. Stop it. Stop it. Ten millimetres to a centrimeter. And a hundred centrimeters to a meter. I don't want to be that guy.

But I also think if you're saying it wrong, isn't it nice of me to point it out to you so that you don't continue to be that guy. But I also think if you're saying it wrong, isn't it nice of me to point it out to you so that you don't continue to say it wrong? Good point. Claudia, when you were pulled up on the way that you say kilometres. Kilometres. Did it feel nice? The problem I have with it, no, it didn't feel nice,

is because apparently I say a lot of words wrong and I don't like to be told that I'm wrong. And the way you told me I was wrong is you looked me dead in the eye and it was actually quite intimidating. And I believe the words were, I can't take it anymore. Well, strap in because it's going to be a big week here with Maddie. I'm sure he's going to correct you on everything you say wrong. You may come out of this week

a better person, but we want to offer this service to everybody listening this afternoon on 0800 DIAL ZM. What is the word that people tell you you're saying wrong? Call up and say it and Maddy will correct you. Okay? In a nice, loving, friendly, encouraging

way. Unlike the way you did it to me. 0800 DIAL ZM right now. We'll get you on air with Maddy and he will help you correct the word that you can't say properly. You're welcome. I've said that. ZM's Brian Clint.

With Matty McLean. Today he's going to bring his special skill of telling you how you're wrong and why you're wrong to the radio. Is that fair? That is fair. Matty, let loose on producer Claudia today. No. I gently. It's not what you said. It's how you said it. Maddie let loose on producer Claudia today. No, I... No. I gently... It's not what you said, it's how you said it.

I would like to think I said it in a very encouraging way. Patronising. Claudia referred to the unit of measurement... Kilometres. Which Maddie took umbrage at and told her it's kilometres. Ooh, see, even you're not sure about it now. I have just seen a text that came in. That's really messed me up.

And I don't know how to process it. Because they've said, how does Maddie say, I'm going to show Clint this word, barometer. Because I would say barometer, which is similar to kilometre. But you don't like kilometre, you like kilometre. Kilometre. But I wouldn't say barometer, which is similar to kilometer. But you don't like kilometer, you like kilometer.

Kilometer, but I wouldn't say it's... So you would need to say barometer. Barometer, which doesn't quite sound right. But it is kilometer, but I'm so confident that I'm right. This is the murky territory you wade into when you decide to be the grammar police because then you need to be so sure that everything that you say is correct. Yes. You know? Yes. Because you

are up there in your ivory grammar tower and people in glass houses is essentially what it is. To that I would say from the tower, it is a lovely view. We've invited you this afternoon to call 0800 dials at M. Tell Matty the word

that people say you are saying wrong, and he'll correct you. It's a public service, and Renee would like to take advantage. Hi, Renee. Hi. Tell Maddie the word you can't say correctly. Apparently, I say rant, but my mum says it's rant. So if you're going on a rant, apparently I sound too poncy.

Okay. So your mum is having a rant about the way you say rant? Yes, pretty much. Okay. It's like how people from Christchurch call the suburb of Fendleton, Fendalton. Fendalton. I'm going on a rant in Fendalton. Well, Matty is here.

He's going to preside over this once and for all. And who is right, you or your mum? Your mum. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. Case closed, Renee. Oh, that's okay. From here on forward, it's rant, okay?

Okay. Thank you for that. Thank you. You're welcome. See, we're just doing a public service. Let's go to Ella. Hi, Ella. Hello.

How are you? Good. How are you? Good. Thank you. What's the word? So I say the word literally, but apparently it's literally. Ooh, good one.

Yeah. I would have thought it was literally, but you're saying that you have been told the correct way to pronounce it is literally. Yes. Like it's got a CH in it. Yeah. Okay. Maddie looks got a CH in it. Yep. Okay. Maddie looks puzzled.

No, I've made a judgment. A clear decision. You're right. Yeah. You're right. Don't listen to those friends of yours. It is spelt the way that you are saying it, literally. Perfect. Ella, you are

literally saying it correctly. Oh, that's great. Thank you. You're welcome. Okay, false alarm. Thank you very much. Okay, great. Let's go to Mia. Hi, Mia. Hi. Mia, what's the word? So the word is worcestershire sauce or what is it? Okay, this is a good one. This is a good one. The brown sauce from London, right, Mia?

Indeed, indeed. Okay, Worcestershire sauce. Okay, okay. He's ready to roll. Okay, can we get it from you one more time, Mia? Worcestershire sauce. Okay, yeah. Ready?

Literally no one knows. I guess we'll have to find out, huh? I love how English people will come up to you and they'll be like, it's just Worcestershire sauce. And you're like, no, there are way too many letters. Way too many letters. Way too many letters. There's too many vowels.

I mean, you've got your Scottish pronunciations and Irish pronunciations, so I guess there's no way to find it. No way to find it. Freestyle, just go for it. You do you, okay? All right. Okay, thank you very much. Let's go to Becca, finally.

Hi, Becca. Hello. Hi, Becca. Is this a word that people have told you you're saying incorrectly? No, I know I say it incorrectly and I can't help it. Okay, so you want Maddie's help this afternoon? Maybe. Maybe? Okay.

It sounds a lot better than what it's meant to be. Right, I'm intrigued. My word is remember. Sorry, can we get that one more time? Remember. Remember. Remember. Yes. As in, I need to remember to do the grocery list tonight.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Remember that day? Remember. I will remember you forever. Thanks. I can't remember you forever. Thanks. But yeah, that's... I can't remember your name.

It sounds worse when I try to say remember. Okay, so you can say it. It just sounds like you're having a stroke when you try to say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, well, I think I know what the answer is going to be, but we hand it over to Maddie McLean. I'm so sorry, but can we try? I'm trying to be nice here.

Yeah, yeah. Can we try and fix it? No, not today. Please? Do you have any interest in fixing it, Becca? No. No. No.

And I think that's what upsets Maddie the most. I have developed a twitch in my eye. And we might have to pretend like this hasn't happened. I'll learn how to say it properly if you can say that watch sister story properly. She's got you there, Maddie. Thank you, Becca. Bye.

ZM's Brian Clint. With Maddie McLean. We teased it. It's real. We have potentially a brand new song from One Direction. It's a leak. But it's a high quality leak and it seems, from what we can tell, real. Right, Matty?

It does. It sounds like the boys. It sounds like their kind of vibe. Yep. My argument would be after this long, it doesn't seem like an accident. No, and these things to look at it cynically,

they very rarely are accidents. So now I'm wondering, are the boys about to reunite? Are they about to announce a One Direction tour? Is this the perfect piece of promotional material to launch a worldwide tour? Because God, it would be big if they did it.

It would need to be all five, but if they could pull it off, it would be huge. The song was brought to our attention by Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hello. You get the honours only just, because I know Elle is right up there with you, but I would say you're the biggest One Direction-er

of the team. I've got the age, so I've been in there longer. You've got more years in the game. What do we know about this song that we're going to play? There's not heaps of information out, but there are writing credits that have come out. So three of the guys, Louis, Liam and Niall, wrote the song with a few other people. What we're thinking is that it's from Made in the AM, which is the album that Zayn wasn't on. So if you're a Zayn girlie, this one's probably not for you.

So Zayn is not on this track? Zayn's not on this. And maybe my ears are wrong. I can't hear Harry on this one either, which is weird. So do you think this was one of those ones that they did a light demo, but they never actually went and did a full record of it? It could be. And they're thinking it was cut from that album

so whether this is the actual recording or not it was going to be on that album. It's not AI is it? That is kind of I've kind of thought of that too. It doesn't sound like AI. The fact that there's writing credits. That's what AI wants you to think though. That's true. That's what the best AI does. Yeah. I take everything

with a grain of salt. You probably can't prove that it's not. Nah let's take it at face value. Okay. Because if it is a real One Direction song, how exciting. You know? Even if it's not, it's still a bot.

Yeah. Yeah, I've been listening to this song all weekend. I love it. You love it? I really like it. Apparently, this is one of a few that have released over the last year, I think. But I think this is the only full one.

Maddie said there was also a leaked audition from X Factor as well. Correct. The X Factor official YouTube channel posted a video of One Direction at the judges' houses singing a Kelly Clarkson song. So there's bits around.

Add that to the conspiracy. But let's just play the song. Let's take the song as it is. This might be the first time you've ever heard this. Highly likely. From One Direction. It's called Pick Your Poison. If you love it or you don't, you should text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint with Maddie. I go a little bit too fast. Bree and Clint. You and I go down together. ZM Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in. That is quite possibly a new song from One Direction. It's a leak from their last album, which never got released. It got found by producer Claudia.

And I've never seen somebody so happy. It's 2013 all over again, right, Claude? Yeah, I'm a 16-year-old all over again.'m a 16 year old all over again I love this We asked you for your thoughts Someone said I can definitely hear Harry's voice in there Someone's picked Harry's voice

Someone said This song tastes like nostalgia Another person said Thanks for giving us one direction In the period of nerves Before calling for Taylor tickets You're welcome You're welcome

ZM's Brinkland With guest host Maddie McLean. The end. ZM, Brian Clint, that's Taylor Swift. It's the story of us. Oh, probably shouldn't have said that, but oh well. Taylor Swift, the Eras Tour, live

in Sydney. Here it comes, everybody. Your daily chance to score a double pass to the Eras Tour. It's the final week. There are five more double passes to be given away on ZM. And then that's it. And then that's it. We're cutting you off. No more.

You've had enough. Okay. So let's go to today's caller. Hi, Geordie. G'day. How are you? Good. How are you, Geordie?

I'm very good. How are you guys? Tell us your story, Geordie. What kind of swifty are you? Who are you getting the tickets for? Who are you going to go to Sydney with if you score this double pass? To be honest, I won't be going to Sydney. I'll be giving them to my mate at work, Naomi,

who's going along with her daughter. So, yeah, she's got me into a bit of Taylor Swift lately, but I've been helping her out. So, yeah. Geordie, you've done all this work for somebody that you work with. lately, but I've been helping her out. So, yeah. My colleagues know where we're going. You've done all this work for somebody that you work with. Correct, yes. She's my friend too, though. She's not just a standard colleague.

She's here too. She's quite excited. Wow. Matty gave me the eyes like, is she just a friend? Yeah, she's just a friend. She's a bit older than me. Well, you're a good man, Geordie. That's very selfless. You know the value of these tickets that you're going to give away, don't you?

I do. I told her that if I get through, she's going to buy me a T-shirt. A T-shirt? And maybe I'll get a lunch out of it as well, yeah. That's cheap, Geordie. I'm a cheap date. You're a good man. I don't feel like we could not give you these tickets,

but I don't think it's going to be an issue. You sound like you've done your homework. So when you're ready, please give us all three songs from 8, 12 and 4 o'clock today. So I got gorgeous this morning. So that was when I was driving to work. And then lunchtime, would've, could've, should've, and the story of us.

Hey, Geordie, congratulations. You've scored the double pass. Thank you so much. She's very excited. What's your workmate's name, Geordie? Naomi. Naomi. Is she there?

Can you put her on? Can we say hi? Yeah, here she is now. She's actually crying a wee bit. I'll pass the phone over. Hello? Naomi, you're going to see Taylor Swift live in Sydney. Thank you so much.

That's a good work, mate, you've got on your hands there. He's a great work, mate. How am I going to make that up to him? A T-shirt, apparently. That's all you've got to do. A T-shirt and a quarter pack from KFC and you guys are square by this, that was of things. Yeah, I'll buy him a real one too,

not from the riff off people on the street. Were you trying to get through as well? Were you guys tag teaming this thing? Yes, yes. We've both been ringing. Yeah, well, well done. That's a great way to come at this thing and it's paid off for you.

So you and your daughter, what's your daughter's name? Isabel. Isabel. You'll be at the Heiress Tour in Sydney and you're going to be sitting in A Reserve.

Oh my God. Thank you so much. You're very, very welcome. Plus you're in the draw for your flights to be covered by Air New Zealand's

Grab a Seat as well. So that's great. What a good outcome. Awesome. Yeah. We haven't had anybody give away their tickets yet.

Have we, Claudia? That's the first person who's been generous enough to give them up. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Good old Geordie.

So nice. Good old Geordie. There you go. Another chance tomorrow. 8am with Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. You need to be listening if you want to score these tickets to the Eris Tour.

No one has more Taylor Swift tickets than ZM. ZM. Franklin. With guest host, Maddie McLean. Hey, we are in September. Correct. And you know what that we're in September. Correct.

And you know what that means? Blue September. No. Men's health. No. Got to get your prostate checked. No. No?

Birthday month, baby. Oh, your birthday month. Yeah. When is your birthday? The 29th of September. Oh, Maddie, it could not be further from the beginning of September. Still in the month? Are you a birthday month-er?

No. No, I hate attention, so don't. Because we work with people, they'll remain Georgia, nameless, who they go in on their birthday month. Look, in all honesty, I don't go all in on my birthday. But I don't mind a wee celebration from time to time. Okay, that's fair enough. But here's my dilemma because my husband said to me the other day,

I think I know what I'm getting you for your birthday. Okay. And I said, well, that's nice and organized, but also what is it? Because I know what I want. Yep. And I know what I need. But I haven't verbalised that to him. No.

And so you're worried that the gift that he thinks is the perfect gift is not the gift. And I'm not doubting his gift-giving abilities. He's great at it. Is he? Yeah. Usually. Does he surprise you with the gifts or does he usually get you the thing that you want?

No. Often it isn't something that we've discussed. And some years I don't know what I want or there's nothing in particular that I want, but I know a couple of things that I'm really keen on this year. Yeah, right. That I haven't, that I could just buy for myself and I haven't yet.

And so I'm just thinking, do I let him know or do I just go out and buy the thing that I could just buy for myself and I haven't yet. And so I'm just thinking, do I let him know or do I just go out and buy the thing that I want myself? Do you tell him the thing that you want? Well, the risk is that he's already gone and bought your present. And if you tell him what you want and the thing that he's purchased is not that, then he'll feel like he's wasted his money. Exactly.

That he's got you the wrong present and he'll feel stink when he gives it to you. But there's also something nice about the surprise of a gift that you don't know is coming. So my dilemma is, do I just let the surprise run out or do I just be a grown up and ask for the thing that I want? This speaks to the, how do you ever make sure that you get the present that you really want? Totally. Because being given a gift is always lovely,

but being given a gift that you know you'll never use feels wasteful. Totally. You feel like you've wasted their money. And in this economy, Clint, my God. And in this environment. Look for the planet if you give me a jersey that I hate. Ella, you're in a similar situation at the moment, but yours is a bit further out.

You're talking about Christmas already. Yeah, a little bit. Just... How do I even word this? It's such an awkward chat. Yeah. I get it. It's nice to be given presents and you should be thankful for whatever you get, but... But my mum is a massive gift giver. That is her one thing. Christmas, she will go

all out. To the point where I'm now older and not a kid and have noticed that she can just, like, buy it just to fill up the quota, almost. Yeah, I know what you're saying. You know? Like, a quantity. Yes. It's a large quantity.

Yeah. So I was just having this actual discussion with her the other day of, like, it's okay not to get everything under the sun, mom. Like, thank you, but it's actually okay. I don't need that. But you can't tell mums that. No. Your mum wants to spoil you on Christmas.

Let her spoil you. I'm so grateful, but I just, I'm thinking of her as well. Like, we don't need to. You're trying to find the polite way of saying mum, I'd like one nice thing, one big thing, rather than six small things. But at the same time, thank you. Oh, it's so awkward. You're going to run

into this problem with your kids, especially as they get older as well. Yeah. Because they're going to start deciding what they want to buy you. Well, the good thing about kids is, oh, you mean, oh, in my direction? Yes. Oh, when you've got kids, you've just got to suck it up and just be grateful for every gift that you get. You know?

That's what being a father is. Oh, best dad in the world, man. Thank you so much. I'll put it on the shelf with the other team. I've gone even more direct than you guys. Father's Day was yesterday. And for Father's Day this year, I got a dartboard. And I found that dartboard on the internet.

I ordered that dartboard and I bought that dartboard and I had it delivered to myself for Father's Day. So that's how you really, that's one way of really getting what you want. So then here's my question because this plays into my dilemma. Were you satisfied when you received the thing that you bought and organised for yourself? Absolutely. It's exactly what I wanted. So when I opened it, I could say to them, wow, guys, how did you know?

This is exactly what I wanted. That's my way of doing it. Maybe there's other ways of getting the gift that you want. And I wonder if people could share with us their secrets this afternoon. Please. Maybe you've been in a relationship for a long time and you have got your partner into the habit that means you get exactly the gift that you're after

every Christmas, birthday, anniversary, whatever it is. What's the secret to getting the gift that you want? ZM's Bray and Clint. With guest host, Maddy McLean. And last time I filled in for Bray, you and I had a conversation because I'm about to hit

an age where you and I were discussing does that make me middle-aged or... No, no, no, no. Mid-30s or late-30s? Mid-30s or late-30s, yeah. And the general consensus

was I'm about to tick into my late-30s. At 38. 37. Oh. 37. No, 37. Let's not relitigate that.

That's not what we're here to talk about. What we are here to talk about is how can you manipulate the situation to ensure that you get the gift you want in any situation, be it Christmas, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, graduations. Because it's a fine line. Because there is something so lovely about opening up a gift and having the surprise factor of, I don't know what I'm being given.

Yep. But equally, we're adults, and there are certain things that we just want or need more than other things. And there are things that we don't want, you know? Absolutely. It could be seen as wasteful to accept any present willy-nilly in 2023. Totally.

So how do you find that balance? That's what I'm after. Lee's here. Hi, Lee. Hi there. Have you got a secret for getting the gift that you want? I do indeed. We started a couple of years ago.

So what we do is each member in our family runs a list on their phone and we create a list of all the things we'd like even to the point of putting exactly where to get it from, size, colour, if it's online, the online website and the price. Yeah.

We create the whole list and we share it either on the month of our birthday or Christmas and that way the family gets to choose off of the list out of a whole array of things that you'd like and that way they can also choose according to their budget because we've included we all include how much

each item costs. Yeah, totally. Okay, so there's still... When you get your gift, it's still a surprise. Yeah, right. So there's still... They could have chosen anything off the list. It's like a wedding gift Yeah, right. So there's still, they could have chosen anything off the list. It's like, you know what it is? It's like a wedding gift registry. Completely.

Yeah. Correct. And that way no one's ever disappointed and you don't land up with bath bombs or body scrubs that you're just never going to use. I really like it, Lee. I think it's a really good idea. That's smart.

Bree is, she's really big on giving gifts. I've had this conversation with Brie before and I know that she would say that that sucks the joy out of gift giving. What I would say is it makes it easy

for people who find gift giving stressful. Really stressful. But if you're a creative gifter, go off script. And that's what Brie enjoys doing. She likes, you know,

the journey of thinking about what somebody would really like. But does she nail it? Yeah, she does. Okay. But not everybody nails it. No.

You need to know if you're a gift nailer. Yes. Or if you're just going way too far off base. This is true. Let's get some more tips from Blair. Hi, Blair. Hi, how are you going? Good.

What's your advice, Blair? Do you do this or you know someone that does this? I do it. Blair, do you do this or you know someone that does this? I listen like months and months in advance and I got it down in my memory of what she's saying that she wants to get and everything like this. And I make it so that she doesn't have any idea that I'm actually paying attention. So then by the time it comes around, it's like,

oh my God, you were listening. I love this, Blair. You're actually a super attentive partner, but you keep up this facade that you're useless. Of being a dumb-dumb. So that, yeah. Yeah, exactly. You know, play the card of being the typical male who doesn't pay attention, doesn't listen or anything like that.

But then when it comes to presidents, it's like, wow, you were listening. You can run a similar operation in the kitchen, can't you? You pretend that you don't know how to cook. You pretend that you're useless when it comes to making meals. And then when you do cook dinner, boom, you knock it out of the park. They've never had nachos so good. Wait, hold on. Have you met me before?

Thank you for sharing your secrets, Blair. We appreciate it. One more from Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. All right, what's your tip, Nicole? Write a thorough wish list and stick it on the fridge so that everyone can see it. Really blunt and to the point.

Just write down what you want and put it somewhere everybody will see. Exactly. And can you keep adding to that list as well, Nicole? Of course. You get a big A4 piece of paper and you just keep adding. But do you do like a big circle around the thing that you want the most? Yes. Or you just write it multiple times. And do you put like other more achievable gifts That you don't really care about on there So you seem humble and low maintenance

No, you can't do that Because then you'll just get the achievable gifts That's true You can add one of those, but not really So Maddie should just go straight to it And just say to Rye and your husband This is what I want for my birthday Do you think, Nicole?

Absolutely Alright, take the bull by the horns It's going on the fridge just say to Ryan, your husband, this is what I want for my birthday. Do you think, Nicole? Absolutely. Alright. Take the bull by the horns. It's going on the fridge. Why don't you just say it on the radio? Why don't you just say the thing that you want on the radio? I want cologne. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. A specific cologne and he knows what one it is as well. We all know what one it is.

It's the Spice Girls Impulse. It's really hard to find, but if you can get it, it's the perfect birthday present for Maddie McLean. Exactly. ZM's Brinkland with guest host Maddie McLean. Right now, let's guess the voice. We're joining our teams this afternoon is Amber. Hi, Amber.

Hello. You're going to be on my team, And joining Maddie's team is Kelsey. Hey, Kelsey. Hello. We got this. We do. No, you've got to say it like Maddie. We got this.

We got this. Yes. Yes, Kelsey. Producer Claudia runs the game. Hi, Claude. Hello. Y'all ready for this? Yeah.

Is there a theme? Why are we all country and western this afternoon? Yeehaw! Is there a theme to this week, Claude? There absolutely is a theme. I thought since Brie is away, gallivanting around Italy, I looked at celebrities that are part Italian.

Huh. Oh. Yeah. I like it. I'm watching The Sopranos at the moment. Are you? Yeah, garba garba goo. Yeah, same to you. Yeah. So the way the game works is very simple. I'm watching The Sopranos at the moment. Are you? Yeah, garba garba goo. Yeah, same to you.

Yeah. So the way the game works is very simple. I'm going to play a celebrity voice. You just need to tell me who it is. Maddie, Clint, you guys are going first. Good luck. Thanks, Court. I think the internet phenomenon and the tabloid phenomenon,

I think it's got... Clint. Clint. I didn't know that she was part Italian, but I'm confident with my guess. Is that Lindsay Lohan? It is Lindsay L... Clint. Clint. I didn't know that she was part Italian, but I'm confident with my guess. Is that Lindsay Lohan? It is Lindsay Lohan. Yeah.

Completely blown out of proportion. It's huge now. I hear it now. I knew it, I just couldn't... I couldn't get there. Shame on you for not being that one. Well done. She's in your wheelhouse, not mine.

She really is. I watch The Parent Trap a lot. It's over to Amber and Kelsey. Are you guys ready to give this a go? Yep. Yep. Good luck. Here's your celebrity.

There was a fan in a closet once when I got to a hotel. I opened up the closet and they jumped out and they had a sign and they wanted me to sign some photographs. I thought it was quite sweet, but my security guard was very upset.

She's a singer who uses a stage name. We'll take the stage name, won't we? Yeah, I'll take the stage name. She's huge. She's a very famous... She's a really big pop star. But she's really short. She's a really famous lady.

Lady Gaga? Who said that? Who said that? Kelsey. Do we give it to her? Yeah, I'll give that to you, Kelsey. That's one point for Team Maddie. Well done, Kels.

You knew that one, hey, Maddie? I knew that immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You knew that. Okay, Maddie Clint, back to you guys. Here you go. I come from Queensland. Maddie.

Oh. Maddie. It's free. It's free. Now, can we check? And my family are huge Queenslander supporters, especially my mother. I can hear the Italian twang.

It's deep in there. There's definitely a twang. Okay, that is two points to Team Maddie, one point for Team Clint. Amber and Kelsey, back to you guys. You ready? Yeah. Here we go.

After we did Anchorman, he came to me and said, hey, would you like to, you know, get together? Do you have any ideas to pitch? Amber. Antonio Banderas? It's not Antonio Banderas. Kelsey, do you want to give a guess? No, no idea.

I'll play a bit more for you. We got together. I pitched all these other ideas. And just before I left, I said, you know what? There's one more. You can't get that one? No,

no idea. He, what do you want to, he was in The Office. He was in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Oh, um.

He was in The Morning Show. Oh. He was in The Carell family. His mother named him Steve. I don't know his name. Sorry. Nice try.

If only we'd given you a clue. Was that Steve Carell? That was Steve Carell. Okay. All right. Well, we're playing for a tie then. Let's do it. Or a win for you.

Yeah, Maddie, if you get this, you take the cake. Great. Good luck. Here you go. It's been a lot of years. The fans have for you. Yeah, Maddie, if you get this, you take the cake. Great. Good luck. Here you go. It's been a lot of years. The fans have been amazing.

We had a blast. We just shot the episode and it was incredible. Maddie! That's Katie Cuoco. It is! I'm so disappointed. I love her. I put that in there for you, Clint.

I knew you'd get that eventually, but not quick enough. That means the win goes to Team Maddie. Kelsey, you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Yay, cool. Thank you. You're welcome. You're very welcome.

Thanks, Maddie. No worries. Happy to help. Are you undefeated in this game? I think so. I thought you might be. I think so. Right.

It's how it goes usually. Maddie's here filling in for Bree. She's in Europe. We have both just had a week of holiday. Been off on holiday. And how did that go for you, Clint? Look, I don't actually know why I'm talking about this now. I just decided we were going to talk about it.

But now that I'm about to talk about it, it's too much information and I should keep some things to myself, but screw it, we're here. My week of holiday was awful. I got the worst gastro bug that I have ever had, that my entire family has ever had, that just ripped through our entire household

and lasted for like eight days. Eight days? Not eight days per person, but like five days per person. And it moved from person to person to person. And when you were in your five-day stint of this gastro bug, which I'm pretty sure we picked up from daycare. Of course. Because when you're a parent, that's where all disease comes from.

This petri dish called daycare. They bring in the worst viruses you can find and then like tiny little scientists, they incubate it and they make it worse than it could have ever been. And then they release the children into the rest of the world. And they send them home with their parents. Yeah, I was,

I didn't have huge plans for my week off. Like I was just going to potter around and do some jobs. That's nice to potter. Turns out I couldn't be more than 10 metres from a toilet at any given moment. That was horrific. It was so bad. Did you, you know.

Did I poo my pants? Yeah. I don't think so. But towards the end, it was hard to tell. It was hard to know what was, what was, it was hard to know. It was hard to know what was, what was, it was hard to know. It's hard to know what was sweat and what was from like a temperature, from like a fever and what was, because by the end it was just like a tap. You and I went out for lunch today and it was one of your first solid meals in a long time.

It was, it was such a rare treat. Honestly, it was, it was, I salivated over that meal more than any other because I think in the last week, I think I've had three full meals. Yes, but it's always, it takes a while, right? Because your first meal back is never going to be a full noise. No. You're not getting a KFC quarter pack.

No. As your first meal. I've had a lot of plain toast with butter on it. I was going to say dry toast. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, I treated myself to some Olivia. You tread lightly.

You really do. But today I thought, no, today's the day we're going to dip our toes back into the culinary pool. And we had some chicken. We did. And some chippies. Yep. And some Brussels sprouts.

And I can say confidently, it's been three hours and I'm fine. I'm back. Good. I'm back on top. I went to the gym today to do some exercise. That's dangerous. And I hopped on the scales. In a five day window I lost three and a half kilos. Which I posted about on my Instagram and the

number of people who have messaged me going hey do you reckon you could send me some saliva? Because I've got a trip to Fiji coming up and I've got a few pesky kilos that I could get rid of. You don't want it. No. You don't want the smoke. This is what people would... When I came back from

Treasure Island and I lost about seven kilos in 15 days, people would say to me, God, I need to go on the Treasure Island diet. And I keep saying to people, there's got to be a better way. There's got to be. Did you get some kind of stomach issues on the island or was

that just from not eating? It was just from not eating. Yeah, that was just rice and beans. Going on a deserted island and staying at home and shitting yourself with gastro are two non-sustainable ways to lose those kilos that you're trying to shift.

I know it sounds like the easy way out, but you don't. Babes, you look beautiful. You look beautiful just the way you are. So anyway, if you were wondering where I've been. You've been shitting yourself. Bree's been putting up photos of her in the canals of Venice. Meanwhile, your canals were. I've been in the un-ells of Venice. Meanwhile, your canals were... I've been in the un-owls of hell.

Very different holidays. It's time for a birthday banger. Let's do this thing. The number one songs on your 16th birthday. What was it? We'll figure it out and then we'll play the best one that we get this afternoon out in full. Savannah's here first.

Hi, Savannah. Hello. How's your week started off, Savannah? Really good. Great. Give us your date of birth and we'll tell you what your birthday banger is, Savannah. 17th of the 7th, 1990. All right, Savannah, you were 16 on the 17th of July, 2006,

and this was Topping the Charts. Nelly Furtado and Timberland, promiscuous. Is that a bit of you, Savannah? Yep. Yeah, you into it? Yeah, that's good. They're back. They are.

Did you see? Yes, Timberland has released a song with Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. Yeah. It's really good too. Yeah, I like it. Big nostalgia vibe. This was a good time. Let's go to Jessie for a birthday banger.

Hey, Jessie. Hi, how's it going? Really good. You doing all right? Yeah, not too bad. All right, let's find out what your birthday banger is Hey, Jessie. Hi, how's it going? Really good. You doing all right? Yeah, not too bad. All right, let's find out what your birthday banger is, Jessie. What's your birthday? 6-12-76.

Okay, Jessie, you were 16 on the 6th of December 1992, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. This is good. They've just been announced on the bill for ZM's Fridays Live. You get boys to men

end of the road. Are you into it, Jessie? Absolutely. They were iconic, right? So iconic. Global. Yeah. They've still got it too.

I've seen some videos. They've still got the harmonies. It's going to be a great show. Wait there, Jessie. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Jennifer. Kia ora, Jennifer.

Hi, how are you? Really good, Jennifer. Those are two hard songs to beat, I've got to say. Oh my gosh, right? Yeah. But let's see

if we can get a good one for you. When's your birthday, Jennifer? 21st October, 85. Right, Jennifer, you were 16, Jennifer? 21st October, 85. Right, Jennifer, you were 16 on the 21st of October, 2001, and this was the number one song. Banger.

She's had a comeback this year as well. Padum, padum. Kylie Minogue, can't get you out of my head from the year 2001. What do you reckon, Jennifer? Yes, okay. Oh, okay. Look, you don't choose the birthday banger, it chooses you. 2001, were you hoping for a bit of Dr. Dre?

Yeah. Something from the chronicle of 2001. 2001, yeah, okay. Wait there, we're going to figure this thing out together. Boys to men. Kylie Minogue. Timberland with Nelly Furtado. What does your gut say?

This is so hard. I feel like you by default would choose Kylie Minogue. You think so? Yeah. Are you not going to choose her? I'm not. What are you going to go with? I'm choosing boys to men.

Shocking. Claudia has her hands on her face. She can't believe it. Maddie would go against Kylie Minogue. Well, get ready, everybody, because I choose boys to men as well. Jessie, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Awesome.

That's the best choice. That's the best choice. Here you go, everybody. Light a fire and Take off your pants Get the sheepskin rug out Here's the Boyz II Men Oh wait this is a breakup song Anyway

It's your birthday banger From 1992 on ZM ZM's Brinkland With guest host Maddie McLean From Boyz II Men The End of the Road 1992

you can see Boyz II Men live at Fridays live it's in November the tickets go on sale next week

if you want to be there and see Jason Derulo and Flo Rida and Kelly Rowland and Boyz II Men it's going to be huge yesterday was a big day for you you're part of this you to be huge. Yesterday was a big day for you.

You're part of this. You're a dad. Yep. It was a big day for dads yesterday. Father's Day. Father's Day. What day is Father's Day? Sunday.

See, I don't know, eh? See, I don't know. But it was also a big day for those of us who trawl through social media and notice all of the posts that people make. Oh, Father's Day is a big one for sharing a photo of you and your dad, isn't it? It is. And my oh my, did I have a few moments where I was mindlessly scrolling through and I went, oh, my friend has a really hot dad.

Trust you, eh? And it took me by surprise a few times. And I say that because when we were growing up, Clint, it was all about the mums. Hot mums. Hot mums were big. I'm thinking American Pie, Stifler's Mum, Stacey's Mum. American Pie has a lot to answer for. It really does.

The term, can we even say MILF on the radio? Well, I've done it now, so it doesn't matter. You're right. That was the word du jour, wasn't it? It really was. It was years until the word DILF became a thing. And now, oh boy, has it taken on a life of its own. So you had a good day on Instagram yesterday.

It's the hot dad era and I'm here for it. Did you find a particularly hot dad that you want to shout out? Yes, I did, but I can't find it. I wanted to show you a photo of it, but it must have only been in an Instagram story. But my friend, shall I say? Oh, it's up to you. My friend Connor has a very hot dad

and I told him to his face, Connor, my God, your dad. What age bracket would Connor's dad be in? I'd say, this is dangerous territory, isn't it? I would say early 50s. Early 50s? Yeah. Okay, so Connor's in his 20s.

Connor is in his 20s, yes. Okay, that math computes, that makes sense. Can I ask of the hot dad content that you saw on Father's Day were you particularly enamoured by photos of people with their dad now or

people like to post a throwback photo to when they were a kid sitting on their dad's knee? Were you enjoying the older dad photos or the younger dad photos? Well, this is going to say a lot about me. You like the silver foxes. I like the silver foxes. There's nothing wrong with that. And I'm sure the dads would love to hear that.

You should get on there and comment and be like, that's one hot dad. Imagine if dad in his 50s or 60s opens his Instagram, there's glasses on the end of his nose. Oh, Matty from the TV. Commented on my... Jan, Matty from TV said I'm a dilf. What's a dilf?

What's a dilf, Jan? But then I thought, is that awkward? Like, is it awkward as someone to be told by your friends that you have a hot dad? Say it to me. I'll let you know. Clint, your dad, he's hot. See, now I wear it as a badge of honour.

Like, I'm happy to have a hot dad. I guess often you end up looking like your dad, don't you? I think that's really what it stems from. Yeah, that's really where it comes from. Whereas Claudia, what if you said it to Claudia? Claudia, are you willing to hear this this afternoon? Yeah, go on then. Okay.

Claudia, your dad. Oh, shit. Whoa. That was guttural. Well, people say I look like my dad, so thank you. We want to do something this afternoon. We want to talk to people who have grown up with a hot dad. Yeah.

What's that like? Is it okay? Is it awkward? Do you have to just embrace it? Have you had to go through school and university in the workplace and multiple father's days living in fear of people finding out how hot your dad is? 0800 dials at M this afternoon. We want you to call the hot dad helpline

and attach a photo. Do not worry. Maddie will not be able to see your dad. Okay. We will not give Maddie access to your dad We just want to know Do you have a hot dad? And what has your life been like Living in the shadow of such a hot man?

It's the Hot Dad Helpline Hello, welcome to the Hot Dad Helpline. How can we help you? Matty's had a hell of a Father's Day. Oh my gosh. Trawling the grams, salivating over all of your daddies. No, salivating is the wrong word. Just enjoying.

Admiring. Admiring. Yeah. Giving thanks for the Hot Dad dads of Father's Day. It's a day to celebrate dad. And what you're doing is you're celebrating dads. Exactly. Good on you.

And if you've chosen to put up a lovely post about your father with an accompanying photo of a very attractive man, then who am I to ignore it? Absolutely. We've asked you to celebrate your hot dad and share with us on the Hot Dad Helpline what's life been like growing up with such a hot dad.

Someone said, my dad was Mr. New Zealand 1994. Bulked up bodybuilder and he still is. That's incredible. We have that person on the phone. Hi, Kara. Hello.

Oh my gosh. This is next level hot dad. Yeah, it was interesting. It was good for Jim because he's a good Jim cred, but that's about it. Did his Jim, because often Jim muscles don't necessarily translate to what's cool in the moment. Did his Mr. New Zealand status impress your teenage friends?

Yeah, no, it did. My friends definitely loved hanging out with my dad. Okay. And so how awkward was that for you? Or do you just learn to accept it and live with it? I think you just learn to accept it and live with it? I think you just learn to accept it. It is what it is. Do you shy away

from posting Instagram photos for Father's Day? Yeah, true. Or did you do a big post for him on Father's Day? I actually didn't do a post, but I usually post this photo where he looks exactly like Vanilla Ice, which I think is great. Keep him humble, right, Cara?

That's good. Okay, thank you. We're opening the Hot Dad hotline. We're asking you to let us know, do you have a hot dad? Someone's texted and said, my dad was hot once. In fact, really hot. He was cremated in February. Clint.

I didn't write it. Clint. It's not. February. Clint! I didn't write it! Clint! It's not, look, we would love, that's not the type of hot we're looking for the hot dad helpline. Let's try Tyra instead. Hi, Tyra. Wait, wait, wait. Hello.

Hi, hello. Welcome to the hot dad helpline. How can we help you? Hello. I had a hot dad when, well, I had, I have a hot dad, but he was hot back in high school. Okay. Right. Dad peaked early.

And I've got a photo of him in my bedroom and a photo of my mum in my bedroom of when they were young. Okay. And a lot of people come over and they see the photo and they're like, oh, who's that? I'm like, that's my dad. And they're just in disbelief because they don't see it in me. Oh, I see.

And the, oh, okay, I get it. You don't get the, oh, man, no wonder you look so good. Your parents are super hot. You're looking for that kind of feedback, right, Tyra? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what I'm looking for. Just don't get it. And so has your dad aged well?

Do you still get comments about your dad? No, because he got like a bald spot in his like, maybe late 20s. Now he rocks the bald head and mum tells him to wear a hat every time he leaves the house. Damn. Dad peaked hard

and early. Like Jacinda said, he went hard and early. So it's nothing but throwback photos for your dad then on Instagram. Yeah, actually that's exactly what I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How, damn, how hot is this dad that people are like remarking about it? He had

like that blonde curly hair and like... Like a surfy dad? Yeah, yeah, actual real surfy photo. He's like wearing like a blue button down. Yeah, okay. Nice. Okayy photo. He's like wearing like a blue button down. Yeah, okay. Nice. Okay, well, congratulations on having such a hot dad, Tyra.

I mean, I'm used to having a hot... Oh, God, it's getting complicated. My dad, when he was younger, looked a lot like a Freddie Mercury stunt double. Is that hot? Do you want to be called a Freddie Mercury stunt double? Someone said, I have young parents and my dad has always been good looking He always got mistaken as my boyfriend

Which would be a real problem They said it was not okay Although, nice to know that people Your dad would have absolutely loved it He'd be like, no, no, that's my daughter But thank you And for you, people think you've just got this super, super attractive boyfriend. Hey guys, Clint's daughter

Tui here, just nominating my dad. Oh, how did that one get through? Come on. How did that text get through, guys? Get out. How does Tui? Put the phone down. The helpline is over. ZM's Bray and Clint. With guest host

Maddie McLean this weekend this Saturday morning at quarter past seven the All Blacks kick off their quest to win a fourth, a record fourth Rugby World Cup Maddie can you believe it's come around again already

it's come around quickly can they? can they win it? yeah, yeah they can they're Yeah. Yeah, they can. They're not the favourite. They're not the second favourite. They're not the third favourite. But I reckon they're probably the fourth favourite behind France, Ireland and...

South Africa? South Africa, correct. It's an uphill battle. Yeah. It's going to be exciting either way. New Zealand gets really in behind these things whether you knew it was happening or not. You will. It's going to be exciting. Either way, New Zealand gets really in behind these things, whether you knew it was happening or not. You will.

It's going to be everywhere very shortly. Our national psyche depends on it. Yeah, right. Although I will say that last Rugby World Cup we lost in 2019, I feel like New Zealanders took it the best they've ever taken it. Well, I remember the days when we lost the quarterfinal. Yes. And the newspapers the next day made it seem like literally the world was over.

In 2007. Yeah. Yeah, I do too. And it did feel like the world was over. Maybe we've matured. Maybe we have. I thought in the build-up to the World Cup, we could take on a bit of a challenge. Great. And my challenge is that by this Friday,

you and I respectively need to secure one All Black to come on the show with us. Oh! You need to get an All Black, and I need to get an All Black. A current, like a playing All Black? No, they're busy

in France. Right. So what I think we need to get is any All Black from time in memoriam, but they must have played in a Rugby World Cup. Okay. That's the All Black that you're looking for. Okay. I thought, how do we figure out who wins this competition? If we both, by Friday, get an All Black on the show,

how do we pick a winner of this competition? Because you can't go the All Black who scored the most tries or the All Black who played the most tests. I think the way we decide the winner for this is producer Ella says which All Black she

thinks is the most famous. Because what is the level of your rugby knowledge, Ella? Like just above average. Just above average? Yeah. Who's your favourite current member of the All Blacks? I was going to say Ma'a Nonu. I love him.

Oh, no? I don't know. He's a great All Black, but he hasn't been in the team for seven years. Oh, really? Oh, I like the brothers. The Barrett brothers? Yes.

There you go. That's a good choice. That's a great choice. But hey, you might bring someone who just seems really nice. Okay, so that's the level we're playing. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you're saying that we could get the win if the All Black we secure seems really nice? Yeah.

Okay, good to know. I'm looking at handshakes and eye contact as well. Oh, we do not have to get them in the room because that could be too hard. If you do, I mean, bonus points if you get them in the room. Yes, please. But on the phone is fine. I don't know how we're going to do it. I don't know who we're going to go to for this.

I don't know what your all-black Rolodex looks like. It's next to non-existent. Yeah. But I can try. Ella, name another All Black that you'd be impressed by. Is there a guy called Jack Goodhue? There is. Oh, God.

Of all the players, that's... My cousin flattered with him. Oh, right. Can I get your cousin's number? Because that might come in handy. Is there a guy called Jack Goodyear? I love that. And he's been to a Rugby World Cup.

Wow, well, there you go, guys. Okay, we on for this? Well, I'm on. We're going to find an All Black? Bring it. Find an All Black. Shake hands. We're going to get them on the show.

Man, there's going to be so many All Blacks on the show this Friday. They'll have to start calling us. Radio Sport. So it has to be on. They're on the show on Friday. Yeah, correct. Great. Ahead of the big match

on Saturday morning. I'm into it. You watching the big match on Saturday morning, Ella? What time? 7.15 in the morning. No, I will not. Okay.

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