ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th September 2024

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

Bree & Clint's Sleep Championships. The MOST tempting foods.  Are you mad at your parents?  Google Down.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint. Head into KFC today to try the all new Sanders Special Burger. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Brie and Clint.

Well hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Oh hello. You can go higher than me. Oh hello. Mrs Doubtfire. Toodle-oo. Such a good movie. We've had a big day We have been out at the Pamuah Squash Club

Here in Auckland today Trying to find New Zealand's greatest sleeper What a great spot it is out there in Pamuah Isn't it? Beautiful spot Spoiler, we have found New Zealand's greatest sleeper You can find out who it is after 5 o'clock today But a lot of it's on our Instagram story at the moment.

Brian Clint. Five people all laid down for a bit of rest at the squash courts. 9am. Three hours. They were hooked up to sleep monitors, all thanks to Auckland Sleep. And we did, in fact, find a winner. We found the brave face sleep champion, and they've already got their $5,000 novelty check,

but we'll let you know who won it a little bit later. Coming up on the show, a fun one for you today. We're going to kick things off with Tradie vs. Lady. Obviously, we're going to have lots of Sabrina Carpenter opportunities coming up throughout the show, one before four o'clock today. But yeah, let's do a Tradie vs. Lady. Let's do it right now. 0800 DIAL ZM.

The Tradies. Tradie comeback. The Tradies have been on the comeback train. Will it continue today? 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to play. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus ladies.

Three, two, one, let's go. The tradies on a comeback tour at the moment. They're on 70 wins for the year. The lady's on 77. Emma is our lady from Waikato. She's 20 years old and she rides racehorses for a job. Welcome to the show, Emma. Hi, Emma.

Hi. So are you a jockey or a trainer? What are you? Yeah, jockey. You're a jockey. Jockey. Wow. How long have you been doing that your whole life? No, no, only You're a jockey? Jockey. Wow. How long have you been doing that your whole life?

No, no. Only just the last couple of years. Really? Dangerous job being a jockey, isn't it? Yeah, definitely. Very dangerous. Do you love it though? Is it like an adrenaline rush?

Yeah, God, yeah. Is Michelle Payne like your idol? Probably not. No. The only woman ever to win the Melbourne Cup Oh okay I was wondering who it was You're taking on our tradie today Who's also a lady They're from Invercargill

They're 30 and they're a road worker Welcome to the show Jess G'day Jess Hi how are you? Good thank you mate What's the best part of your job And the worst part of your job? Oh the best part of my job

It's probably seeing the scenery I guess Because we travel all the time Lovely What's the best part of your job and the worst part of your job? Oh, the best part of my job. It's probably seeing the scenery, I guess, because we travel all the time. Lovely. And the worst would probably be, oh, we have to pick up rubbish. Oh, fair enough. Yeah. Has the mana wave made it to Invercargill yet? Oh, it sure has.

We do it all the time. Yeah, neat. I love that. That's the best part about it now. Yes, Jess. Jess, your buzzer is, now let's go with names today so it's nice and clear. Jess and Emma, buzz in with your own names and the first to three correct answers can have the $50 cash. Good luck.

Here we go. Question number one. What is the capital of the United States of America? Emma. Yes, Emma. Is it Washington, D.C.? It sure is. Well done.

You backed yourself and it paid off. One to the ladies. Question number two. Name the place that, according to urban legend, a number of aircraft and ships have said to be disappeared. Emma. Yes, Emma. Is it the Bermuda Triangle?

It is. God, you're on fire. I've been to the Bermuda Triangle. How did you? How? Just went out there on a boat. No one comes back. Well, shock horror, here I am.

Well, that's why they say urban legend. Well done, Emma. You're away and flying. You've got two. You need this one, Jess, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Who was that?

I think that was... It wasn't me. It wasn't Emma. It wasn't Emma. Okay, Jess. Yay, Paramore. Paramore. Nice, Jess.

Well done. Good honesty, Emma. Thank you. Still in this game. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Which of these artists was not announced for Christchurch Electric Avenue 2025 line-up? Was it the Kooks, the Dudes or the Rolling Stones?

Jess. Jess is in. The Rolling Stones. Correct. You've spot on the money, Jess. Well done. We're all tied up. Here we go.

This is for the win. Question number five. What is the name of the legendary Warriors player that retired last weekend? Jess, Jess, Jess. Jess, Jess, Jess. Sean Johnson.

It's a come from behind tradie victory. Well done, Jess. Way to fight through. Unlucky, Emma. You were right there, but no win for you today. Jess, the lady tradie from Invercargill, we're sending you a virtual mana wave down the phone. Congratulations.

Thank you very much, team. Well done, Jess. Good on you. This morning, we spent the day at the Pamua Squash Quartz for the Sleep Championships. I had the best time. Me too. It was so much fun. It was electric.

It was competitive. It had it all. The challenge was to find New Zealand's greatest sleeper. We gave you guys a week to enter, and we found five Kiwis who wanted to go to sleep at 9 o'clock in the morning next to four other strangers on a squash court. And it was really good. It was very good. Some people had different tactics to others.

Some people hadn't slept for 24 hours. Other people got a full eight hours. Came fully rested. Here's how it went down. We'll tell you who took it out straight after this. Welcome to the first ever Brian Clint Sleep Championships where we're going to find the best sleeper in New Zealand.

Let's do it again. Contestants ready? Three, two, one. Sleep. One hour in to the three-hour sleep, and not much has happened. You said it, Clint. Who would have thought sleep championships? Not really a spectator sport.

Controversy did arise when Jacob got up to go wee-wees. Jacob, what's going on? He needs to pee. He needs to pee. Will that hurt his chances? Only time will tell. Controversy at the sleep championships. Jacob has got up for his second wee. It's pure devastation out here and you've got to say that has to hurt his chances in taking out the $5,000 surely.

Like many men in the bedroom he uttered the words this never happens to me. Throughout the competition Clint we have had the video ref watching their every move and they have picked up a bit of snoring. Not as much as I would have expected. Let's go to a live instant replay of that snoring. All right, we've just hit the three-hour mark. It is time to wake these competitors up. We've organised a very special, very Scottish surprise siren to mark full time. Deidre, when you're ready, blow those bags. Yes, that's right. We sent in a live bag piper. God, this's right.

We sent in a live bagpiper. God, this was good. To wake our contestants up. It was perfect because it meant they all woke up at the same time. Deirdre crushed it. And I mean, what a way to be woken up. After everything was said and done, Jacob, who got up to go to the toilet twice, came third and won $250.

Yes, we had Emma, who did not move a muscle the entire three hours. She came in second. And Tyler took it out. She is the greatest sleeper in New Zealand. She slept for 91.9% of the three hours. That's quite incredible. I think she's got a young baby, so she was just happy to have a sleep in general. She was stoked. Tyler, you're the greatest sleeper in New Zealand. How does it feel? Amazing. I think she's got a young baby, so she was just happy to have a sleep in general.

She was stoked. You're the greatest sleeper in New Zealand. How does it feel? Amazing. I'm stoked. You slept for over 90% of that. You slept through people going to the toilet. You slept through people talking. Did you hear anything? No, I didn't hear anything. Not even the snoring. Shout out to my husband. I think he's prepped me for that. We did discuss before how she's been training for her whole marriage for this. Exactly. What are you going to spend the $5,000

on? Yeah, I definitely think me and my girlfriends are going to go to Fiji, so it'll be good fun. Amazing. And do you think the Brave Face supplements helped you? Definitely. Congratulations. We have to do this again. You're the defending champion. Oh, yeah. Oh, what can I say? Bring it on. We'll have to find four more people for you to sleep with.

I mean, sleep around. Don't sleep around, but, you know, yeah. Oh, what can I say? Bring it on. We'll have to find four more people for you to sleep with. I mean, sleep around. Don't sleep around, but, you know, sleep. Anyway, we are. Yay. That was so much fun. It was so much fun. And Tyler was such an amazing winner. That's going to be the best trip ever to Fiji.

Thanks to Auckland Sleep for helping us out. And the big shout out has to go to our friends at Braveface. Their headrest night drops with a hero on the day. You can get some. You can sleep deeply because when you're well rested, you are unstoppable. Massive thanks to those guys. We love you, Braveface.

This is a silly thing that I saw on TikTok that we can all do. And if you're in your car, you can do this thing too. Oh, you're so silly. It's very easy. And it's very funny. Okay. The trick is you breathe out all the air that is in your lungs and then you try and scream.

Oh, I think I've seen this. Let me demonstrate. I'll go first. Okay. Because I've been practicing. Okay. Okay. So, big breath in.

Breathe all the way out and then scream. Doesn't really work, does it? That's all I had in me. That's all I could get. No air left. That was amazing. Claudia, you ready to give it a go? I already have no air left. I'll instruct you. Big breath in, breathe all the way out. And scream.

Is that all you can get? No one's coming to save you with that scream. You're quite cute. Ella, I need the biggest scream you can do, okay? Big breath in. Okay, breathe all the way out. And scream Now we know what she's going to sound like in labour

That just leaves Bree Come on Bree Oh no Here we go Big lungs on Bree She got some big lungs Okay, hold on. I'm going to take a big breath.

Big set of lungs in that chest. Breathe all the way out. Scream. Ah! So cute! It's nice to do some deep breathing. Okay, now we're all going to do it together, okay? Okay, that's fine.

We're all going to do this at the same time. So big breath in. Big breath out. We sound like a bunch of dinosaurs that need to be put down. The land before time. The land after time.

Stupid idea. Billy Eilish on ZM, Bree and Clint. That's lunch. Speaking of lunch, a study has revealed asking people a bunch of different things about food habits. Yeah. And it's revealed quite a lot of interesting facts when it comes to human nature and how we feel about food,

our habits when it comes to food. One of the things they asked in the study were, what are the most tempting foods? When you're trying to be healthy, you're trying to live a healthier lifestyle, what are the most tempting foods? I already know the answer and I don't have to read the research. Okay. The most tempting food?

Yeah. There's a top three. In the world? Well, I know the number one. Okay. I know the number one. Yeah. If you're trying to lose weight, because everybody's done this. You go, I'm going to eat healthy. Yeah. Especially on the weekend, you go, I'm going to eat healthy. Super healthy. I'm just going to. Okay. I know the number one. Yeah. If you're trying to lose weight, because everybody's done this. You go, I'm going to eat healthy.

Yeah. Especially on the weekend, you go, I'm going to eat healthy. Super healthy. I'm just going to do it. I can do it. I'll just have, I'll clean eat. I'm going to clean eat. And it's fine.

Until someone gets out a bowl of chippies. Potato chips. Crisps, you might say. Chips. Ready salted or salt and vinegar chips. Potato chips. Oh, yeah. say. Chips. Ready salted or salt and vinegar chips. Potato chips. Oh, yeah, delicious. Am I right?

You, Sir Clinton Roberts, are incorrect. That is not the top tempting food. The most tempting food, according to this particular survey, was 72% of people saying chocolate. Oh, yeah, of course. Chocolate, definitely up there. Yeah. I agree with the second one as well.

It's closely followed by cheese. Oh. And then in third place, I'd have to agree with them, a real fresh bread roll. A bread roll? Oh, God, give me a bread roll Oh god Give me a bread roll Eat it around my mouth

If I put a bread roll In a bowl of chips on the table You go bread roll How fresh is the bread roll? Is it like Bakery fresh Is it fresh Where it's come out of the oven

And it's still warm? Oh Oh okay Yeah Like a profiterole Like a dinner roll Yeah Yeah Or even just like a crusty bread roll Maybe with some poppy seeds Oh, okay. Yeah. Like a profiterole? Like a dinner roll? Yeah. Yeah.

Or even just like a crusty bread roll, maybe with some poppy seeds, maybe some sesame seeds, maybe both. Yum. God. And butter. I'm just a fiend. With a little bit of salt. I'm just a fiend for a good bread roll.

How good? Babe, what are the top three? Root shoot Mary. Yeah. Bread roll. Chocolate.ot Shoot Mary. Yeah. Bread Roll. Mm-hmm. Chocolate. Cheese.

Oh! Okay. Root Shoot Mary. Um, I think I would... Oh, jeez, that's hard! Yeah, I've got it. It's so hard. What do you think?

Um, Root. Cheese. Yeah, I mean, it's always going to be a good time. Brie, camembert, the whole lot. Shoot. Chocolate. Marry. Bread roll.

Yeah, because a bread roll is like a big warm hug. Cheese. I can, I'll have one wild night with cheese and I'll pig out and I'll have too much. But then I will have had my fill for a while, you know? Chocolate, I get it. I get it. But I feel like I can do without it. So shoot.

And then marry bread roll because I feel like bread roll could sustain me for the rest of my life. I feel like I would end up, you know, eventually the marriage with the bread roll would get stale. So I probably would marry the cheese. You're going to marry the cheese? Yeah. Okay.

Because imagine at Christmas time when cheese invites over all of its hot, delicious cousins. Okay, yeah, I can get down with that. So are you going to root bread roll? Yeah. Yeah. I've got a mate who actually did that. Bree and Clint. This is a case of expertly avoiding your ex at all costs.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are both at the Venice Film Festival at the moment. Well, they have been anyway. Oh, no. They've both got new movies coming out, and they've both attended the Venice Film Festival in Italy. They were together for 12 years. They were married for two of those years. They have been in a vicious dispute,

divorce dispute for a full eight years now. They freaking hate each other. Yeah, they really dislike each other. Their kids in particular dislike Brad. They're dropping Pitt from their name. They're fighting over like a vineyard that they own together. They own like a winery

and it's like this horrible war of... It was a fight on a plane or something? Two very beautiful people. It's a very ugly situation. Toxic. The people who are running the Venice Film Festival rearranged the entire festival to make sure

that they are never in the same place at the same time. I mean, it's smart. Is it? I feel like it might be a missed opportunity. It's smart event planning. But wouldn't it be better for their movies if they bumped into each other? No.

And like... Because it's not going to be about their movies. It's going to only be about the drama of them bumping into each other, which takes the limelight away from the films. Well, I mean, the scene is set for Mr. and Mrs. Smith too, isn't it? Oh, I'd watch it. Two lovers who want to kill each other?

Yeah. But their conditions would be we can never be in the same room to film a scene together. And they would both have the condition and I get to kill them at the end of the movie. Yeah, but they both have that condition. But they both have that condition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They put Angelina's film on the Friday

and at the start of the festival and Brad's film on the Sunday at the very end of the festival when she had already left the country. So they don't have to see each other. How awkward. It is awkward. It is awkward. Like that people obviously, you know, your relationship is so public.

People have to deal with it for you. Yeah, that people know they can't have you in the same room together. I thought we could talk to people who are not celebrities who have had to be in the same room as their ex when they really didn't want to be. Yeah. What was the reason that you had to be in the same room as your ex?

And why was it so awkward? Because I reckon I could be in the same room as my ex and we'd be fine. Well, I don't reckon. I know. It would be fine. I don't think it would be awkward. I had to be in the same room as my ex, I'd be fine. Well, I don't reckon. I know. It would be fine. Like, I don't think it would be awkward. I had to be in the same room as my ex one time. Mm-hmm. And let's just, I mean, the breakup, it was a heavy breakup. It wasn't a very nice breakup.

No. And this was the first time that we had seen each other. Since. Since the breakup. Mm-hmm. And it was because some of our friends, they were joint friends, shared friends, were getting married.

And let's just say we definitely weren't seated on the same table. Thank God. Oh, you weren't? No. You're not being sarcastic? No. Yeah, right. No, we weren't.

So you got Brandon Angelina'd. Other people had to deal with it for you. They knew your reputation preceded you that your breakup was so messy. No, we weren't. So you got Brandon Angelina'd. Other people had to deal with it for you. They knew your reputation preceded you that your breakup was so messy. No, it wasn't that. It was just like. They hate each other so much we can't even put them on the same table as each other. We didn't hate each other, but yeah, they were just like. Grow up, Thomas.

It's not even about you. It's not even your wedding. God. Yes. Why was the breakup so messy? Oh, I just think we were both young and... Look, I don't want to go into old breakups. Did someone cheat?

No. No one cheated that I know of. I hope not. Why are you going quiet now? I don't know. I just give you a second to think about it. I feel like you're like weighing things up now. I feel like you're weighing things up now. It was like the second time we broke up.

Oh, okay. So it made it twice as messy. You should have been used to it by then. Yeah, but we weren't. It just made it worse. Oh, $100 at M or text us on 9696. When did you have to be in the same place or room or situation or event as your ex? And you just didn't want to.

You didn't want to be with to. You didn't want to be with them, you didn't want to be there. Might have been a surprise. Might have been too soon. Yeah. When were you forced to be in the same room or place as your ex when you really, really, really didn't want to be? If you're a celebrity

like Brad and Angelina, people will do it for you. They'll organise, they'll restructure entire events that you don't have to see each other. But if you're a normie like us, there's sometimes no avoiding it. Yeah, there really is sometimes no avoiding it. Someone texted her and said, not me, but my parents got divorced after 18 years.

I still have to split my events in half. So one comes to the start of the event and the other comes at the end. That's pathetic. That's so ridiculous, eh? And I think... I feel so bad for that person. I think the right way to read that was, my parents got divorced. After 18 years, I still have to split my events.

So they've been divorced for... They weren't married for 18 years. They've been divorced for 18 years. And they still have to do that? And they still make it awkward for you, their kids. Come on. Doesn't it suck? Grow up. It must suck to have to parent your parents.

It would be difficult. Hey, a lot of people have had to do that. Someone said, I had to Brad and Angelina, my divorced parents. Here we go again. At my high school graduation ball. One sat at my table for the dinner but couldn't come to the pre-ball and the other came to the pre-ball but had to sit on a different table at the dinner.

Oh, God. Hey, guys, guys, you know what's weird? This is meant to be about me. But all of a sudden it's become about you guys. This is a bad one. Someone said I had to be in the same room as my ex when I was giving birth to our son. My ex had been having a six month

long affair and got caught sleeping with the person three days before my C-section was booked. And you had to have him in the room because he was the dad. And you had to. It's like Khloe Kardashian. Oh yeah. Remember she, her first baby and Tristan, it all came out that he had cheated on her like three days before she was giving birth. It's exactly like that.

And then he had to be in the room. Oh, my God. We are just like celebrities. Wow. I was invited to my ex-girlfriend's wedding. When I got there, I realised both bridesmaids were also ex-girlfriends of mine. It was an interesting wedding.

Is it? Who is this person? Is it quite interesting that they were invited to their ex's wedding in the first place? Wow, sounds like this person gets along with... Everyone. Everyone. Literally everyone. Someone else said,

I used to be regularly in the same room as my ex as our siblings got together. I'm talking birthdays, Christmases, graduation, weddings, FML. I broke up with them and they were a pretty awful person. It got quite messy and after almost 10 years, my sibling and their sibling finally split. So thank goodness I don't have to see them anymore. I love that you were counting down the days until your sibling broke up with their partner. You're like, come on. It's any day now. So your brother

got, hypothetically, your brother got together with their sister after you guys had broken up. Oh, that sucks so bad. Come on, guys. You introduced us. Like anyone else. Literally anyone else. There's a lot. There's a lot of these. Oh, this one's

interesting. They said, my mum and dad came together for my wedding for the first time in about 25 years. My mum called my dad a sperm donor and my dad punched my stepdad never again. Oh, I thought there was going to be a happy story about your parents being the bigger people. It was in the beginning, but turned bad in the end. Your dad punched who?

Your stepdad. Oh, no. At your wedding. I come from a small community place, and I was quite an adventurous teenager. When I was 17, I learned to drive, and I remember a day when I was driving home from college with three boys in my car, all of whom I had... I'm 36 now, and I still cringe about that. Nah, you got memories, you got stories.

I wonder what car. I don't know why I just... No, that's a good question. What was the car? Do you reckon it was? I'm picturing like a Daihatsu Charade, like quite a small car. I don't know.

For some reason, I was just picturing like... 20 years ago, it would be a Mazda Familia. It would be one of those hatchback Mazda Familias. Or a WRX STI. Emphasis on the... WRX. WRX, obviously. Brianne Clint is Taylor Swift on ZM.

They just text back, it was a small Ford Fiesta. Of course it was! Brianne Clint. Well, it's time to play Google now. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Brian and Clint's Google Down. Punk.

Howdy, dude. Time to find out who is the fastest Googler in the team. And you could win 50 KFC chicken dollars if you back the right horse. Ooh, la, la. Okay, we've got Clint. We've got Claudia. We've got Ella. I believe.

Howdy. Claudia. Correct. had a fantastic game last week. Win and doubt. Yeah, win and doubt. Default to Claudia. Here's the rules. Claudia pointed out this is the one game on the Brianne Clint show that she gets to play. Yeah. Which is kind of terrifying because imagine if she got to play the other games.

I just know that I'd rock. Like, I'm just the best. Claudia is good at everything. It's so annoying. One of those people. God, there's nothing more annoying than a person that's naturally good at anything. Stupid Claudia.

And then to make things even worse, if they're good looking on top of it. Me? One out of two ain't bad. God. There's, like, I remember certain contestants on Treasure Island. That was mean. Certain contestants

on Treasure Island. It's really mean if you don't laugh at the joke. No, that was mean. Guys, ready? Show of hands

who thought that was funny. Yeah, my hand's up. Thanks, Chloe. Mine's very down. She's lying. Let's just Google. Let's Google. Okay, put these

questions into Google. First person to yell out the correct answer gets a point. First to three takes home the win. Question number one. How old was Betty White when she passed away? R.A.P. 99. Damn it.

Obviously, you trying to get inside Claudia's head has not worked. Shame. 99 is correct. You know, it was, I think, 17 days before her 100th birthday. They should just give it to her. She had 99 years, but a birthday ain't, oh, don't worry. Again, hands up. Okay, hands up if you thought that was funny.

Okay, no hands on that one. Sorry, Clint. Question number two. Who invented teeth whitening? Colgate. That's a good guess. I spelled everything wrong. William Klusimer.

William Klusimer. Yeah, you're right. William? William Klusimer. Why did I put down Dennis? It must be right. But yes, around 1960, a dentist named William Klusimer. Did you call him Dennis because he's a dentist?

Dennis the dentist. I think that's what's happened. Yep. My dyslexia. I need to go and see the dentist. Do you think he likes going to Denny's? Are you saying Dennis or dentist? Dennis.

Dennis or Dennis? What's his favourite time of day? One to Clint. 2.30. One to Claudia. Question number three. How many tigers live in captivity in the USA in 2024? I'll take a props.

5,000. Oh, my God. Well done, Claudia. Approximately, they reckon 5,000, which here's a fun fact, I believe is more than the total of wild tigers in the entire world. That's terrible. Well, I mean, good on the USA for keeping us in tigers, I guess. What?

Hands up. Hands up. Who agrees with me? I'm confused. They have been over my head. No one. If the USA didn't have all those tigers, there'd be half as many tigers in the world.

So don't get it, move on. Question number four, Claudia could take the game here. God, I hope she does. So this can end. Question number four, when was the company Tip Top founded? You asked this question last week. Did I? Yeah.

Well, you should know then. 1936. Well done, Ella. Obviously didn't help Clint. You asked a question. Actually. Actually. Actually, you answered this question.

Maybe if you just concentrated on Googling, you would have got it. Okay. One to Ella, one to Clint, two to Claudia. Here comes question number five. What is Britney Spears' biggest hit? Toxic. Toxic. You asked this last week. I remembered it from last week.

Okay, hold on. I mustn't have deleted those ones. Claudia gets it. Okay, hold on. No, you can't. Question number five. Sure. How many KFCs are there in New Zealand? 117.

Claudia takes the win and thank God I think because the rest of my questions were old. Congratulations Claudia and congratulations Carmen for picking her to win the game. That's going to go down a treat guys. Nice work Carmen.

50 KFC chicken dollars. You can redeem them at any of the 117 KFC restaurants around the Motu. You sure can. God, that was painful. Yeah, that was the worst one we've ever done. Not for Claudia. She won, right? Thank you.

I kept it moving with some good jokes. If you're hoping to maybe buy your first house or any house, second house, third house. I'm hoping that people aren't. Leave some for the rest of us. There could be some boomers listening.

Looking to grow the portfolio. I'm really hoping to buy my sixth. This market's terrible. It can't even get into my seventh house. We haven't managed to expand the investment portfolio in 18 months. It's absolutely diabolical. Our capital gains are down the toilet,

darling. I don't know if we're ever going to recover back to a million dollars in the bank. I'm drinking supermarket wine. It comes in a bag now, Graham. You know, it comes in a bag. Everybody's doing it tough. Oh, we joke.

But it's true. This is an interesting way of selling a house. And this could be the thing that gets you interested. I know real estate agents have to do more and more to get people's attention, especially when people don't have money to buy houses. I've got a couple of friends who are real estate agents. And I know one who recently hired a saxophonist

to play at the open home. How did that go down? It was interesting. I know one who recently hired a DJ to play at the open home. What, like a rave at the open home? Just like some funky house music. What about... House music.

What about when they put a car, they throw a car in. That's the new one, yeah. Like the McLaren. They'll throw a McLaren in with the car. Buy this house, get a free Tesla. Yeah. This is... I've not heard of this one before.

There's a house for sale at the moment, and it's listed. It's on the internet. They have put up no address, no photos, and no price for the house. Oh, it must be free then. Yeah, exactly. All they've said is that the house is in Papakura in South Auckland. Okay, so they've said the suburb. Yeah, and they're calling it a mystery box house.

I don't know about that. If you're interested, you have to email the agent. Oh, of course you do. I don't know about that. If you're interested, you have to email the agent. Oh, of course you do. And then you meet the real estate agent. At a secret location. No, at the real estate agent office at their building. Yeah.

And then they personally chauffeur you to the house and show you around. What, in their car? Yeah, in their white Mercedes, I imagine. I was going to say, in their 2017 Mercedes. But imagine. I was going to say in their 2017 Mercedes. But yeah, that's how you do it. It's such a strange way of selling a house because are there any questions? Are they like... They've obviously done it so it gets talked about.

I mean, what a stupid idea. Who would fall for that? Who would talk about that? And talk about that then? Yeah. Wait a second. Yeah, exactly, right? Oh, they've got us again.

What kind of chumps. We'll be giving this free publicity. What do you reckon? What kind of house do you reckon it is? Do you reckon it's a house that's in real good nick or it's, you know? I reckon it has to be like a new house that's in like a development of other houses and the developer's like, yeah, you can do one of our houses like that because if it was your house that you were selling,

there's no way the real estate agent's like, how about we put up no pictures? And they're like, that's a horrible idea. And no address. And you're like, no, how about you get my house seen by as many people as possible? So I reckon it's got to be one of those townhouses where they've got like a hundred of them to sell.

Yeah, I see what you're saying. And they're like, oh, you can do one of them like this. And oh my God, it makes so much sense because then all these people will go out and then obviously it'll probably get sold. And then they're like, well, that, my God, it makes so much sense because then all these people will go out and then obviously it will probably get sold. And then they're like, well, that one's sold, but we've got 58 other houses that look exactly the same. Totally, totally. And then the boomer will come in and go, I'll buy all 58 of these houses, please.

And that one that you sold to that first home buyer, the mystery house, I'll pay more than them as well. So I'll have that house too. I'll pay double. Bree and Clint. buyer, the mystery house, I'll pay more than them as well, so I'll have that house too. I'll pay double. We're talking about the trips your parents went on without you when you were a kid and you've never really forgiven them. There's a mum called Maddie.

She's in her 30s. She's getting a lot of attention online this week for posting about her trip to Disneyland that she went on without her kids. That's so mean. Even I know that's mean. Feels deliberate, eh? It does.

Feels pointed. Literally the one place that every kid wants to go to. I've been looking at Maddie's Instagram. She's definitely a Disney adult. Yes, quite common. They're out in the wild. A lot of Disney content on her page. She's not an influencer. She's got a few followers.

She's got quite a few followers. She's got like 4,000 followers. But she made an Instagram reel about going to Disney by herself that's been seen by almost 700,000 people. Whoa! What was the reason? She obviously said the reason. Yeah. Here's what she said. She wrote,

This is your sign to take the trip, mamas. Have you ever gone on a solo vacation to Disneyland without the kids? I love taking family vacations to Disney. I do it 99% of the time. But every now and then, it's so nice to let loose and be

a kid without the kids. She's gone on a girls' trip to Disneyland. By herself or with the girls? With her girlfriends. Oh, okay. Oh, that's hard. Because, I mean, if it was anywhere else, like if she's like, I went to Cabo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then I'd be like, good for you, babes. But I think from looking at her page, Disneyland is her carbo. Disneyland is her week in Rarotonga. It's her wonderland. Yeah, yeah. I think it's fine. Like, do whatever you want. But I would be annoyed if I was one of her kids.

I would definitely 100% lie to my children. Oh, okay. I'd be like, I'm going to a work conference. It's very boring. Yeah. Like, you'd hate it. I'm going for an operation. Oh, okay. I'd be like, I'm going to a work conference. It's very boring. Yeah. You'd hate it. I'm going for an operation. Yeah. Yeah. You don't say you're going for an operation, then they just worry.

Grandma's sick. Don't say grandma's sick. The kids are like, Grandma? Grandma died five years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's right. We're trying to bring her back. Your other grandma. Oh. She's dead too. No, she died as well. No, the other grandma. Oh, that's right. We're trying to bring her back. Your other grandma. Oh. She's dead too. No, the other grandma.

Oh, the other grandma. We don't have another grandma. Anyway, bye. Why have you got Mickey Mouse ears on? I want to know what's the trip your parents went on when you were a kid and they didn't take you and you still haven't forgiven them for it. Like this text, it's already come in. Someone said, in my last year of high school,

my parents went to Europe for three months and left me at home by myself. Wait, how old were they? Last year of high school, so they might have been 18, 17 or 18. That hurts. I moved in with my boyfriend when they were away. But they needed to concentrate on their studies.

Three months. Three months is a long time to leave a 17 year old. It's also crazy because it was your last year of high school. Yeah. But they just had to wait one more year to do their three-month trip to Europe. And then you would have been finished. And they're like, nah, YOLO. We're going now, so we have no guilts.

Someone else has texted and said, I've gone to Disney without my kids. Oh, get that person on the phone. Someone else said, hi, my sister-in-law in California goes to Disneyland eight to ten times per year without her children. She loves it. You'd have to freaking love it to go eight or ten times a year. That's a lot, eh? She's going to Disneyland more times than most people get haircuts.

People love it. It depends on the age of the kids. If they're too young to remember or enjoy it, then leave them at home. That is a great point. These kids are not. What is the age cut off? The kids in this video are like 8 to 10. Oh, that's like prime

Disneyland age. My parents took my siblings and themselves to Australia and left me behind. So good. Someone said, as someone who used to work at Disney World in Orlando, Florida, I love this. Go her. There you go.

I think there's lots of things for adults to do at Disneyland. I don't think we really get it as New Zealanders. A lot of bars. A lot of bars. A lot of hotels. You go to the bar and then you go on those teacups. That's wild, Rod. We've already got them. Ash is on the phone.

Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi. You did this. You went to Disneyland without your kids. I did. I think it was just before COVID we left our son. He was only like three.

Oh, he wouldn't have remembered it. He remembers being left. And we just got back from America about a week ago doing another trip to Vegas and San Fran, and he's still... With him or without him this time? No, without him, but now we've got another child, so we left two this time. Ash is like, we don't feel as bad now because there's two of them,

so they've got a friend. Is your eldest like seven now? Eight. Eight? Have you... Okay, here's a friend. Is your eldest like seven now? Eight. Eight. Have you... Okay, here's a question. Oh, Ash, I say go you. No, have you...

Do you, babes. Have you done any trips with your son? I just delight in the Gold Coast. I know we're too excited. Oh, yeah, okay. Definitely not Disneyland. If your son... Definitely not Disneyland.

If your son happened to purchase a Kauru membership, would you take him there? Maybe if he puts us up front and he can go down the back. Yeah, like if he promised to take you guys into the lounge. If he paid his way. Okay, Ash, fascinating. Thank you so much. We appreciate it.

We want to know, I know 800 dials at M, did your parents go on a trip without you and you're still salty about it yeah where did they go and how old were you exactly

and what did they tell you did they lie to you how did they justify it did they lie to you yeah Bree and Clint a lady is getting a bit of crap online

for going to Disneyland without her kids she's in her 30s she's taking a girls trip to Disneyland and the kids ain't coming I think I'm on board now. Yeah, I get it.

I've come around to it. I get it from her perspective. She wants a bit of time to herself. But we're talking about it from the kids' perspective. And I get it from the kids' perspective. Did your parents go on a trip without you when you were a kid, and you're still not over it? Jake, your parents went to Disneyland without you.

No, not Disneyland, guys. And just to start, I want to say I'm fully with her. She's done it a million times by now. Yes. But as a kid, I have a vivid memory of going to, so Splash Planet, before it was Splash Planet, it was called Fantasyland. And I have a vivid memory of my mum going down the flying box,

absolutely terrified. But my twin brother, myself, and my older brother weren't allowed on any of the rides, but my parents did a few of them. They went to Splat Planet with you and made you watch them do the rides? Pretty much, yeah. That sounds... The only memory I have is the flying fox. That's torture. That's torture for a kid.

These party cups they give you, I think my parents still have all three of them. But you're not allowed to drink out of them, I bet. I'd be fuming. Those are their cups. I'd be fuming. I'd be like, take me home right now. Karina, your parents went to Disneyland without you. Yes.

My mum took my little brother and left me and my older brother at home with my dad. Why? How did she justify that? I am outraged for you. Yeah, and I'm in my 40s now and I still get salty every time. As you would. How did they justify that he got to go and you guys didn't? There was a special so he could piggyback on her airfare. So why did they choose him? How did he, did you draw straws? No, because he was the youngest.

Karina, Karina, you level with me. You level with me. Is he the favourite child? Oh, yeah, he's the baby. At least you know, at least you're going to know that. I'm actually so triggered by your story, Karina. I'm so angry for you. Yeah, I don't let them forget.

No, I'll bet you don't. I bet you shouldn't either. Someone texted, I don't let them forget. No, I'll bet you don't. I'll bet you don't. I bet you shouldn't either. Someone texted, my dad took my step-mum and sister to Hawaii twice without my sister and I. Oh, that would rub you up the wrong way. That is such stink buzz, eh?

That is. That's real dad got a new family. I'm so triggered. This is making me so angry. Situation. I'm 30 and my mum goes to Raro in November and she's not taking me, the greedy bee. No, I don't live at home, but I took her to Thailand,

so where's my trip? Oh. Your mum would probably say, well, I paid for you for however many years of your life. Sam's here. Where'd your parents go without you, Sam? My mum and my stepdad, they took a two-week trip to Europe when I was like 13, 14.

Okay. But it gets worse. This was around the time when iPods first came out, and they were the big thing. And so my mum, when we moved home from Europe, and she came to me that she's got me an iPod. And so I go to school, and I tell everybody that I was so excited. And when she gets back, I pull it up and it's just one of those jelly covers with a cardboard cutout of an iPod in the middle of it. Oh, she's bought you a fake iPod. She bought me the cover.

Oh, no. As like a prank. As a joke. I thought that was so cheap. No, she thought it was an actual iPod. Oh, my God. Your mum is mean and dumb, Sam. Yeah.

Oh, that is... You poor thing. Can you imagine? What do you go to school and tell everyone then? Emotional damage. What do you say to school and tell everyone then? Emotional damage What do you say to all your friends at school? Yeah, because they're going to make fun of you I just don't want to bring it to school

just in case it breaks When I was 16 I went to the V8 supercars in Hamilton When I was there I won a competition for a trip for two people to Bathurst Fun My parents took the trip off me and went without me It was all expenses paid, including alcohol. And according to them, I would waste the alcohol

because I wouldn't be able to drink it. Oh, no. I'm fuming. I'm fuming for you. You pay for one extra ticket and take the kid who won the trip. God, that's surely bad karma would have come their way. Huge skiing family. My parents went to Japan in my last year of school during the school holidays.

I was salty for months. I bet you were. My parents went to London to see my sister without me when I was 15. She's nine years older than me and they knew how much I missed her and wanted to see her desperately. They left me with grandma for four weeks. That was 30 years ago and I still feel heartbroken when I think about it. I don't know if my parents ever left us behind on

something. Did yours? Nah. Nah. I think we had a babysitter like twice growing up. Yeah. I don't think our family really even went on holidays. We went on one holiday to the Gold Coast but we got to come. Yeah. My parents did a world trip with my older siblings before I was born. Then when I was out of school even went on holidays. We went on one holiday to the Gold Coast, but we got to come. My parents did a world trip with my older siblings before I was born. Then when I was out of school, they went on two more big holidays through Asia and Europe with my younger sister.

So I've missed out on all of the family trips. FML. I'm so left out. Yeah. My brother and sister were pretty annoyed when I went to Italy with my parents last year. That's right. Yeah. I mean, they were invited.

What, the one with the baby? Yeah, well, they knew that she wasn't going to come. That's the time to invite the maid. She was heavily pregnant. Oh, you're welcome to come. Oh, you can come. You should come. Yeah.

You should come. I mean, there won't be that much walking, probably 12 kilometres a day. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday base. Bree and Clint. You should come. I mean, there won't be that much walking, probably 12 kilometres a day. Time for a birthday bangers. Let's do your birthday bangers for a Wednesday. Number one song when you turn 16. Who are we kicking it off with? Anna's going to go first.

Kia ora, Anna. Hi, Anna. How are you guys? Good. How's your day been? Good. Hello, thank you. That's good to hear. Hey, Anna, what are you guys? Good. How's your day been? Good. Good, thank you. That's good to hear.

Hey, Anna, what is your birthday? 22nd of February, 1978. All right, Anna, that means you were 16 in the year 1994. And on your 16th, this was at the top. Because I'm your lady. And you are my man. Incredibly hard to beat Celine Dion, The Power of Love. Do you love it, Anna? Oh, iconic, right? Huge.

Yeah, iconic, yeah. Absolutely huge. She opened the frickin' Olympics from the top of the Eiffel Tower. She's incredible. It's a great one, Anna. Wait there, we're going to do Michelle's birthday banger. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle.

Hello. What have you been up to today, Michelle? Just work. Just work. Same old, same old, Michelle. What is your birthday? The 28th of January, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005.

And on your 16th, this had number one hits. Snoop Doggy Doe. What do you reckon, Michelle? Pretty good. Pretty good. I'll be playing that my 16th. Yeah, I reckon it did, yeah. That was massive, that song.

It was. It was huge. Okay, wait there. He was also at the Olympics. Yeah, that was massive, that song. It was. It was huge. Okay, wait there. He was also at the Olympics. Yeah, commentating. Peter's here to do birthday banger. Hi, Peter. Hi, Peter.

Hello, how are you? Good, Peter. Whereabouts are you calling from? Down in Christchurch. Oh, lovely Christchurch. Pete, what is your date of birth? 15th of May, 1993. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009.

And, Peter, this is your birthday banger. Kerry Hilson, knock you down. What do you reckon, Peter? It's a good feel. It's a good tune for a Wednesday. Yeah, I quite like that one Wait there I like them all

Me too I don't like any of them more than Celine Dion though Are you going Celine Dion? Correct The Power of Love On ZM Top 40 On any station

Top 40 station On any station Brie Celine Dion. Yeah. I'd play this on News Talk ZB. Yeah, go on. Why not? Play a bit of Celine Dion.

Go on. Like you could resist. How could I resist? Anna, you've won birthday banger. She never doubted us. She knew. Yeah. Hope they got good reception in that

submarine Anna's calling us from. Here you go. From 1994, this is Celine Dion on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger. For Anna, From the year 1994

Celine Dion's Power of Love There is not another radio show On the air This afternoon with the guts To play that song from start to finish They won't do it We put out the challenge They won't do it

We put out the challenge To every other radio station Yeah Except for maybe Coast They'd probably do it Coast would be all do it. We put out the challenge to every other radio station. Except for maybe Coast. They'd probably do it. Coast would be all over it like a rash. I reckon The Breeze probably already played it today. The Breeze probably did, yeah.

But all you other. But everyone else. All you other pussies. Gold, actually. Gold probably did. They probably gave it a spin. Yeah. Yeah.

But everyone else. But everyone else. Everyone else If that song's not on the Rock 2000 Then what's the point of listening Hand in your credibility card Jay and Dunk Come on Jay and Dunk

Come on boys Come on do something And that is the end of the Brian Clint show What a productive day we've had We have found New Zealand's greatest sleeper And her name is Tyler That is the end of the Bruin Clint show. Woo-hoo! What a productive day we've had. We have found New Zealand's greatest sleeper, and her name is Tyler. Yep. What a sleeper she was.

It was like 91.9% of three hours. Yeah. According to Auckland Sleep, we tracked the sleep, and that's how long she slept for, the percentage of three hours. That's incredible. Not just that. She did it on a squash court in the middle of the morning, surrounded by strangers while a whole bunch more strangers watched her.

I mean, it's no easy feat. She deserves her five grand from Brayface. She nailed it. If you want to see the Sleep Champs, Ella's made a great video of it. It's on the Brie and Clint Instagram page right now. We've got to go. Brie's going to the premiere of Celebrity Treasure Island. Yes, a bunch of people.

Lucky them get to see the first episode before everyone else. But you can watch it. It goes to air on Monday next week at 7.30. We have Lance Savalian on Monday to launch the new season of Celebrity Treasure Island. And you're off to host some big awards tonight, aren't you? I was about to say I'm going to host Symphony, but it's a private Symphony show and no one else can go. Yeah.

I thought it was meant to be a secret. Is it a secret? You kind of said it was a secret for the people going. Oh, well. Look out. They're probably on their way right now listening to this. Better get out of here. See you guys tomorrow.

Bye-bye. Z-. See you guys tomorrow. Bye bye.