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Don't you hate when you think that you've replied to someone
and then you realise that you never sent the message?
Oh, it's sitting there typed out but you haven't sent it.
Yeah, yeah.
My partner.
And you're busy getting frustrated at them for not replying to you?
But you never hit send?
My partner texts me at 8.30 this morning and I haven't replied.
Was it important?
What was it about?
Oh, it's about amputating our dog's tail.
Oh, not important then.
Poor Merrill.
We might have to amputate her tail.
It's all we talk about in our relationship at the moment.
Like it's the only thing, it's consuming us.
Poor Merrill.
Blood all over the walls every time I get home.
It's a joy.
Maybe subconsciously you didn't want to reply.
You know what?
I think you're right.
Yeah, yeah.
I've had enough.
You've had enough of thinking about it, talking about it.
Just have a day off.
But what I do with my big issues, just ignore them for a bit.
Yeah, that's healthy.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's let them fester, let them scab over a bit, yeah.
The best way to do it.
Hey, really good show on the way.
What's the plot is worth $800?
And we're going to play it at 4.30 today.
We're going to give away two more Doja Cat tickets,
and they're going to go before 4 o'clock this afternoon.
The first person through when you hear Doja Cat on the show
is going to get two free tickets to see her at Spark Arena this November.
Right now, though, Trady versus Lady.
The Trades on a bit of a roll, or the Ladies won yesterday?
No, Trady win.
It was Lady Trades.
Oh, yeah, of course it was.
Yeah, yeah.
So we need Trades and Ladies.
0800 dials at M, 50 bucks up for grabs.
69 Trades, 73 Ladies.
Play Zatins, Bree and Clint.
It's Trady versus Ladies.
Three, two, one.
Welcome to Trady versus Lady
Where the scores are 79
No, 73 ladies, 69 tradies
That's why I do that part of then
Yeah, well you didn't
Okay
Let's talk to our ladies
Our ladies from Palmerston North
She's 32 and she loves to cook
Welcome to the show, Holly
Hello
Now you're doing my bit
Hi Holly, welcome to the show
How's your day been?
They've been good
If you're trying to impress someone
What are you cooking them?
Um, definitely my carrot cake or lemon cake, actually, depending on if the lemons are out, yeah.
Yeah, that's...
Get the lemons out, Holly.
Love's a good carrot cake.
You're taking on our tradie from Christchurch.
They are 29, and he represents Canterbury for netball.
Welcome to the show, Cameron.
Hi, Cameron.
What's going on?
Not much, mate.
Well, you have a game on our show where any time anyone says they play netball, we guess what position they play.
Yeah.
Oh, good luck.
Very little about you, Cameron.
I reckon he's screaming Cameron the centre.
Yeah, C, C.
Yeah, you're in the centres, Cameron.
You are bang on.
Yes, get it.
Oh, chalk that one up, producers.
All right, Cam, your buzz is Trady.
Holly, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
The All Blacks take on the spring box at Eden Park this Sunday.
What is South Africa's capital city?
Lady.
Yes, Holly.
Johanisburg?
It's a great guess.
Cameron?
Oh, I should know.
Shouldn't I?
No, I've got to pass on that.
Pass.
I feel like capital cities are always quite hard.
It's never the one you think.
No.
Yeah.
Cape Town.
Yeah.
Is on the money.
No points there.
We move on to question number two.
What colour was Barbie's original dream car
when it came out in 1962.
Lady?
I'm going to go Holly by the skin of her teeth.
I want to say pink, but I want to say white.
You've got to say one of those.
You're locking in white?
White.
White?
Cameron?
Well, it's got to be pink, right?
It is pink.
Oh, Holly's kicking herself.
That was hard to listen to.
I could hear her kicking herself.
Because we couldn't leave you, Holly.
We had to let you make your own mistake.
steak. Oh, that was hard.
That was bugger. Okay, get back on the horse here.
Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me.
Who sings this?
Lady.
Holly, Holly, she's not going to mug this one up.
Robbie Williams.
Yes, Holly. She's back in the game. Nice work.
One apiece. Question number four.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brady.
Yes, Cameron.
Because KFC was behind it. I don't know.
Great answer. Wrong, though.
Holly?
To get to the other side.
Yes, she is.
That is the end.
Because KFC was behind it.
I feel like I want to give a point to him.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number five.
In what country did the luxury brand Vassasaché originate?
Lady.
Claudia?
Lady, she's giving it to Holly.
Holly?
Italy's correct.
Italy is correct and that's the win.
Is that it?
That is the win.
She's a lady.
Couldn't get much tighter.
Controversial last point, only because of how tight it was.
I'm pretty sure I'm first on that one, eh?
Yeah, no, see, there's a thing,
and we need to make this clear to everybody,
because you say it, and you hear yourself say it,
but what you're hearing, Cameron, is Holly from the other end of the country,
say it, go up to the radio tower,
then come down through the radio,
back out to your phone, so then there's a little delay.
We have to take the one that gets broadcast on air first,
and according to our producer, Holly, Claudia, that was Holly.
It was bloody close, even though, you know,
all the delay and everything.
It sounded pretty much nearly spot on.
But, Holly,
fantastic win from you.
50 bucks.
We'll get it out to your ASAP.
Thank you.
No bloody worries.
You can have night off cooking.
Yes.
Nice, Holly.
Here's Olivia Dean.
ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Just so trigger warning, you're going to hate this story.
It's to do with my sister who just...
Oh, and I hate your sister.
My sister is awesome, but she has not travelled a lot.
Okay.
She hasn't really been overseas.
She's been to Australia.
This is a story about something bad that happened on a flight.
Kind of, but also kind of, kind of not.
Kind of, kind of the opposite at the same time.
Just hear me out.
Okay.
She hasn't travelled much.
She has been to Australia before.
And so I was really excited for her because she messaged us just two,
weeks ago and said she's going to London.
Oh. For the first time ever going to London
for two weeks. That's a huge trip. Yes,
going with her boyfriend and the... How long are they going for? Did you say?
They're going for two weeks and she found out
two weeks ago that they were going.
So very short turnaround.
Yeah. Anyway, um, showed up to the airport
earlier this morning to catch their flight to London.
The flight was yesterday.
No.
Yeah.
So what, what happens?
in that situation.
I don't know because I've only ever missed a flight
from like Auckland to Wellington.
Which I mean.
And in that case you beg and plead and they go
well we've got to seat on the next flight
but it'll cost you $100 and you go
I'll just take it.
I don't know how that works with a flight
from Auckland to London.
I don't know how that works.
God, you'd rather be a day early wouldn't you?
Yeah, you would.
Because then you can at least get a motel
or go and stay.
You go and stay at your brother's place for the night.
Or worst case, just to hang out at the airport for 12 hours, you know?
Oh, that's devastating.
How did they make that mistake?
Well, she hasn't travelled much.
What, so she doesn't know how to read a calendar?
Hey, hey, it's too early for finger-pointing, okay?
It happened today.
What you're saying?
What happened today?
What you're saying?
Not helpful.
Happened today.
It happened this morning.
She went to the airport this morning, and the flight was.
yesterday. Oh no. So in my head I was a little bit like
like a flight to London wouldn't they call you? Wouldn't they be like hey
no I know they wouldn't but they should. I was going to say I don't
think they call you to be like hey where are you? I feel like they should
they should be like hey hey babes just checking in you
speaking of checking in you haven't. Are you coming? They would have
called them over the loudspeaker at the airport. No they wouldn't because they weren't
checked in. What time was it?
Was it one of those, like, it's close to midnight,
so it's kind of confusing what day it could
possibly be? That's what I was wondering.
Was it like 11.30 this morning? If it was like
a, if it was like a
1230 a.m.
Yeah, see that. And so she was like, oh, yeah.
It says the third, but you arrive on the
fourth because it says it's the night time. Yeah, I don't
know. Oh, that sucks. Did she
get an email? Because, you know,
it's like, check-ins, ready. You get
those emails. Again, again, this is
not helpful. This is not going to get her
there, okay? People on the text
machine are saying, how? Airline
sends so many altars
ahead of time.
They do send a lot of reminders.
Oh dear. But then I mean, if
it's a day, you know, apart,
you're probably just like, when you see
the reminders, you're kind of like, oh yeah? Yeah, yeah.
That's coming up. Is she getting reimbursed or is
that money down the night? She will not
get reimbursed. No way. It's
their fault. Did she, okay,
this could be the saving grace. Yes.
she obviously would have had travel insurance.
I would assume so, but that doesn't cover you for forgetting what day your flight is.
Oh, does it?
No.
No.
Does any travel insurance?
What if you like, does it?
I don't think so.
If you miss your flight.
If you miss your flight because of like a medical reason.
Then you're covered.
Or if you got burgled and they took your passports or something,
your travel insurance will cover you.
Yes, some travel insurance policies cover you for missed flights,
but only for specific, unforeseen and unavoidable reasons beyond your control.
Well, this is clearly beyond your sister's control.
It was definitely unforeseen.
Yeah.
Like if she had to foreseen this, then she would have went yesterday.
Look, thoughts and prayers, okay?
They're still hoping to get there.
They're going to do their best, okay?
I'll keep that day.
I just cut my losses.
If anyone's got a free ticket to life,
London they're not using that leaves tonight.
Can you text 9-6-9-6?
Yeah, and make sure you specify exactly when it is.
Make sure the flights for today and not yesterday.
I would like to hear from people who had a horror start to their big holiday.
So the holiday got off on the wrong foot from the very beginning,
whether it was crashing the car on the way to the airport
or the tent blowing off the roof of the car when you were going camping.
I don't know.
The thing that happened at the very start,
and were you able to put that to one side
and still enjoy the holiday?
You know, were you able to recover from the thing that happened at the start?
Yeah, you put it to the side whilst you're on holiday
and then you deal with the chaos once you get back.
Dead end Franklin.
We're talking about horror starts to the holiday.
My poor sister showed up to the airport today
for her big flight to London.
It's her first trip to the UK.
It's the furthest she's ever travelled ever.
It's quite a big deal.
She showed up to check in for her flight this morning.
and the flight was yesterday.
This is why travelling can be very stressful.
Yes.
I've been in this situation with a friend of mine
when we were coming back from a big weekend in Sydney
and all we wanted to do was get home.
We'd been over for the bledders low.
We'd had an excellent weekend, but we were finished.
We were toast.
And all we wanted to do was get home and get to bed.
And we got to the airport to fly home.
Three of us checked in.
The fourth person in our group went to check in
and his flight was also the day before.
Oh!
No.
Yeah.
I was going to say it runs in your family, but it just runs within...
It just runs around me.
Yeah, around you.
So we want to know about your horror start to your holiday.
Jamie's here.
Hi, Jamie.
Hi, Jamie.
Hello.
Hello.
What happened, Jamie?
Just for me see, long time, let's my first-time caller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good to have a bit of liberty amongst all this tragedy, isn't it?
Yes, we like that, Jamie.
Jamie, how did you?
holiday get off to the worst start possible?
I missed my flight very similar to your sister.
But I took a week off work for that time.
Yes.
And anyway, I didn't go.
And then I just returned to work as if I had been on holiday the whole time
because I wouldn't be able to just live it down with my workman.
I'm going to cry.
Jamie.
Oh, I'm going to cry.
Oh, you Jamie.
Where was the trip to?
Where were you meant to go?
Hawaii.
Hawaii.
And so you missed the flight.
So you just stayed at home for a week.
And then we went back to work and your workmates were like, how was Hawaii?
And you were like, great.
Did you go and get like a fake tan or something?
Yeah, well, they were saying, oh, you're a lot less tan than we had thought.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
I so wish that we were giving away a trip to Hawaii because you would win it.
Oh, Jamie.
We would give it to you because you bloody deserve it.
One last question for Jamie.
Have you...
We can laugh about it now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can laugh about it now.
Did you book another trip to Hawaii or you just still haven't been?
I did not.
You've never been?
We need to get her to Hawaii.
How long ago was this, Jamie?
Pre-kids, though, my oldest is sick.
Oh.
It's obviously traumatized you forever.
We've got to get Jamie to Hawaii.
We've got to get my sister to London.
The list is growing.
Thanks, Jamie.
Jess is here.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hi.
What was the horror start to your holiday, Jess?
So I had left a banana skin in a little rubbish bag in the bottom of my kid's stroller.
Okay.
So went on the plane and everything was fine.
Yeah.
And then right as the doors open, as you're about to leave the customs area, the sniffer dog stopped by all my luggage.
Yeah.
And they gave me a written warning for bioterrorism.
Oh, my God.
For a banana skin.
skin.
A literal...
You're meant to check it all and I signed the declaration and...
You slipped on a literal banana skin.
That's such BS.
You see on...
Well, they were going to find me.
And then I became very emotional.
Yeah, go ahead.
I didn't want a big fine.
So I don't know if he said that just to scare me, but that's what I was told.
Surely border security.
Like, I've seen the show.
Surely they know the people that it's a genuine mistake and then other people who try and shove a whole barehead into their luggage and be like, I forgot it was there.
You know, there's a difference.
I know I had 14 tortoise in my bottom.
What?
You're telling me that I fit 18 papyrs in my suitcase?
Well, thanks, Cheshwick.
We've never talked to a certified bioterrorist before.
This is quite exciting.
It's wild.
Poor jess.
Andrew's here. Hi, Andrew. Hi, Andrew.
Hi, Tim. How you doing?
We're good. We're talking about horror starts to the holiday. What happened for you?
Well, we were young, and we were going off on our honeymoon, and so we were inexperienced travels and decided to book it by a travel agent.
You know, do a smart thing.
Good.
And we were supposed to land in Paris and meet out with one of the bus tours.
When we landed there, we went to the bus meeting place, and they told me that our company's boss had left the day before.
Oh, God.
We had to then get a train to Nice to catch up with the rest of the tour.
As unexpected, yeah.
And you would have had no idea what you were doing because you weren't experienced.
That's why you booked the bus.
Exactly.
I wanted to go through there.
And, like, funds were tight because we was young.
And so we didn't really have a backup front to kind of carry out.
No, you're going on the smell of an oily rag when you're that age.
So this is what I wanted to know from the start, Andrew.
How long did it take you to sort of package that up, all the disappointment,
or the frustration and stress
and then get back to enjoying the trip.
Were you able to still have a good time?
Yeah, for most of it.
For most of it.
Because we're all young and transformed really quickly.
So it was kind of like the late
comes to class.
So there are all.
You bounce back when you're young.
I know what you mean that.
Yeah, all the friendship groups on the tour group
had already been formed.
And now you're the weird loser
who missed the bus, right, Andrew?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But mostly we got on with that
and managed to have a good time.
Poor honeymooners.
The worst start to a holiday I ever had
was a holiday to Vietnam,
get to the airport.
Flight was great.
They lost my bag.
And they didn't find my bag for a good four days.
And it was fine though
because I just washed my undies in the hotel sink.
Yeah.
Needed them to fast forward the trip
to get you to that tailoring district of Vietnam
where they make all the clothes.
Yeah, yeah.
It's usually at the end of the trip.
It was.
So I just wore the same clothes for four days.
And undies.
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Time for the tea.
This is the tea.
Now, do we all remember Luigi Mangione?
He's the guy who,
who shot did the healthcare CEO in New York City.
Was accused of killing the United Healthcare CEO.
You're spot on the money.
Brian Thompson.
That happened in New York at the end of last year.
He has pleaded not guilty to all charges.
And all the girls got thirsty over him and they were like,
oh my God, how is he so hot and he's in prison?
He kind of looks like he's related to Dave Franco.
Yeah, a little bit.
A little bit of that vibe.
And yeah, the girls were swooning over.
him and everyone's like he murdered someone allegedly um anyway he's in the news today uh not because
he did anything but turns out there's an image on the sheean website which is that cheap
clothing website yeah yeah um which appeared to look like him and he was used in an advert for
some of their clothing this is the weirdest story because someone has done it intentionally
where they've A-I'd his face on as a model.
It's definitely AI.
And it's, look, I get it.
It's global headlines.
It's free publicity.
But the guy's literally in prison for murder.
So the image has since been removed.
And obviously people have asked Sheehan to comment.
And apparently they said the imaging question was provided by a third-party vendor
and was removed immediately upon discovery.
We are conducting a thorough.
investigation, strengthening our monitoring processes and will take appropriate action against
the vendor in line with our policies. Look, I don't think you can look to a company like Sheehan
for their moral compass. I don't think they are the bastion of good practice for anything,
for their workers, human rights, for the fabric and quality of materials that they use.
Look, I wouldn't say they're the benchmark, no. No. And have they done it on purpose? It has that
vibe.
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, we're talking about it right now.
But if you can put that guy on there, who else can you put on there?
I mean, I wonder if they'll, no, I'm not going to say it.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of a murderer that would make a good joke and not be so offensive that.
David Bain could do catalog stuff.
No, he's not attractive enough.
That's the issue there.
Maybe not now, but back in the day, like, you know, runway.
What are you smoking?
You know, runway out there kind of like.
interesting looking.
Anyway.
Breeding in some of those fumes from the Sheehan factory.
Jeffrey Dahmer.
All right.
Dead Am's Breed and Clint podcast.
Shout out to my teachers.
I know they'd probably just be getting off work or they'd still be in the classrooms.
Oh, yeah.
But I want to give them a shout out because I saw this real interesting video online today
where it was a bunch of teachers practicing their sit-down voice.
Oh, okay.
you might not know what the sit-down voice is if you're not a teacher.
All teachers will be going, I know what that is.
But this little clip here might clear it up.
Give me your best sit down to the kids.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
You don't sit down and call mom.
Yeah, some better than others in there.
Oh, we all remember it from school.
Yeah, we do.
I wonder if they teach them.
it at teachers college, you know?
I think it is a whole
actual class. We should have
got my mum on. She's a teacher of like 15
years. We could have asked her for her sit down
voice. The sit down voice. I thought we could all
give it a go this afternoon to see
if we've got it in us in case we need
to go into a teaching career
after this. Yeah, okay. Yep.
Producers, do you reckon you've got a sit down
voice in you? Yeah, I reckon I can
nail it. Absolutely. I feel like Claudia
definitely does. Hey, sit down.
Oh.
That was more like
Sit down
Hey
Thanks call it
Sit down
Go on Ella
Me and Bree are playing up
Shut up
Sit down
No you can't tell the kids to shut up
Sit down was good though
Sit down now
That's good
Perfect
Yeah
It was like kind of like
Gave me like
Trunch ball vibes
Shut up
Sit down
bitch
Thanks
Okay I'll give it a go
Sit down
Yeah
Can you do it again?
Sit down
I feel like you can do better
Come on
What's he meant to do
I thought that was pretty good
Hey sit down
Yeah
That was your best
I needed you to believe it
Yeah
I think I'd probably
I'd have a few different ones I'd do
There's obviously
There's the more
Restrained one
Which is sit down
Is that restrained
That's freaking terrible
In terms of my volume, and then there's, sit down!
Oh, my God.
You know?
Do it again.
No, I can't do it again.
No, you can't do it again.
If they're not sitting down after that, I've got nothing else.
You shouldn't have to do it again after saying it like that.
I've got nothing else.
Can we get some teachers on?
That's what I want.
I want the teachers to call through and I want to hear your best sit down voice.
And then we will try and find the best sit down voice in New Zealand.
Yeah, I'd love to hear it.
Or is it like another command.
that you use regularly in the classroom, too, where it's like...
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Shut up, apparently, cordadela.
Shut your pie hole.
Shut up.
Sit down.
Shut up.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
All right, teachers, here's your time to show off your best sit-down voice.
We've had a bit of advice from some teachers come through on the text machine about how you deliver
an effective sit-down.
They said, drop your voice.
It's less about volume and more about the tone.
Should we get the teachers on?
Yeah.
To show us and then we can have one last go at it.
Yeah, after we've heard the vibe.
Caden's here.
Hi, Caden.
Hi, Caden.
What's your teacher name?
We can't call you Caden.
I am Miss Geary.
Miss Geary.
Miss Geary.
Hello, Miss Geary.
You sound like a ray of sunshine and now we're going to hear what happens if you mess with Miss Geary.
Well, as you said, usually what teaches you would try and be really calm.
Yes.
So if I'm in a good mood, I'd probably say, Enno-Hour.
But if I'm in a really terrible mood, it's sit down.
I'm scared.
It's a little cold shiver up my spine, actually.
I'm sitting down straight away.
Yes, Miss Gary, please wait there.
We're going to crown New Zealand's most terrifying teacher.
You're in the running, Miss Gary.
Let's go to Sophie.
Hi, Sophie.
Hi, Seine.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
What's your teacher name?
Mrs. Jay.
Mrs. Jay.
Mrs. Jay.
Okay, Mrs. Jay.
Bree and I are acting up.
It's Matt time.
Put us in our place.
You need to sit yourself down.
Ooh, yourself in the middle, kind of just.
You left a bit of space in the middle for me to reflect on my behaviour.
You know, that's what?
That's exactly what I did.
But it's not about the yelling voice, the big voice.
It's about the calm time to reflect.
You gave me time to regulate my emotions and listen to you.
In just four words.
I reflected so much that I realized I've turned into my mom.
Thank you, Mrs. Jay.
You could be our winner.
Wait there as well.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
What's your teacher name, Sarah?
I'm Fire Sarah.
Fire Sarah.
Oh, fun.
Great to have you on fire.
Okay, Bree and I are not doing what we should be doing.
Sort us out.
Right.
Sit down.
It's the down.
That really scared me.
Like, I felt that through my bones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Again, none of these teachers have raised their voice to us, have they?
No, not at all.
It's a real skill.
Is that a sign of weakness if you have to raise your volume to the kids fire?
Sarah.
I think you're just really tired and strung out, but none of us, I don't think many
teachers these days are pretty shouty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's nice to hear.
Okay.
One more.
Shannon is here.
Hi, Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
We can't call you Shannon.
It doesn't feel right.
Yeah, teacher name?
Miss Lucky.
Miss Lucky.
That's cool.
Lucky or Locky?
Locky.
Locky.
Oh, Miss Locky.
Still cool.
Still cool.
Okay, Miss Locky.
We, what have we done, Bree?
has finger painted on the walls and with my boogers yeah with her boogers and i've got number
twos in another kid's backpack right uh stop sit down okay good too it's good i feel like everyone's
had a different kind of technique completely different but i've i've heard and received all of
them.
Which teacher do you feel was the most authoritative and made you want to sit down the most?
I think the one that I felt to my core was Mrs. Jay.
Me too.
Mrs. Jay, congratulations.
You, New Zealand's most terrifying teacher.
One more time for us, Mrs. Jay.
Yeah, what a title.
Can we have it one more time?
Discipline us.
You need to sit yourself.
down. Well, I kind of like it now, actually. People pay good money for that.
You know, people will pay good money for that. Thanks, Mrs. Jay.
Thanks, Mrs. Jay. It's Z.m's Brea and Clint podcast.
Time for what's the plot. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented,
eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do.
Bree and Clint's
What's the plot?
It's our movie guessing game
where this week
if you can beat Bree
you'll win $800 cash, Briar.
Good afternoon.
Hello.
Hello.
This is the big leagues, Briar.
$800, that'd be nice, wouldn't it?
Oh, it'd be great.
Yeah.
What's your favorite genre of film, Briar?
Um, or anything like romance and drama, I guess.
Anything drama?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Look, Briar, how this works is I read out movie plot lines from the start,
just so we're all clear.
You buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what it is.
And if you get two plot lines correct, first you win, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Briar, have you got us on speakerphone?
It's not the best line.
I don't want you to be disadvantaged here.
No, it's not on speaker.
Not on speaker?
Okay.
We can hear you, so we'll persevere.
Our theme today, because KJ Arpa has debuted his alter ego, Mr. Fantasy,
releasing music, posting really weird videos,
today all of these movies are about characters with secret alter egos.
Oh, okay.
More common than you might think in film.
I can't think of a single one.
You will.
Here we go.
Good luck both of you.
Here's your first plot line.
After a bitter divorce, an actor is willing to go to any lengths to get his children back.
Brie.
Brie.
Mrs. Doubtfire.
Secret alter ego.
Yeah.
One of the best secret alter egos ever.
Yeah.
Going like a lady.
You see Mrs. Doubtfire, Briya.
I have.
Fantastic movie.
Hello!
Okay, we move on.
Movie number two, secret alter egos.
When a lively lounge singer sees her mobster boo, bow, commit a murder, she is reed briar.
Um, uh, the, um.
I'll give you, I'll give you, I'll give you three, two.
Um, the, um, the.
I've got to buzz you out there, sorry, Briar.
And I feel like Bree's going to...
Do I get a guess?
No, because Briar just said it.
Sister Act.
Oh, did she?
But you would have got it, wouldn't you?
I would have got it.
Yeah, that's okay.
We move on.
One nil still to Bree.
Movie number three, secret alter egos.
When a terrorist threatens to bomb a pageant...
Brie.
Brie.
Brie.
Miss congeniality.
Briar was right there,
clipping it by heels.
It's a 2-0 victory,
but it felt closer than that.
It did, it really did.
Briar, you get the consolation prize.
It's not $800.
It's 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Thank you for playing.
Thanks, Briar.
Call back and play any time.
She is too good, yeah.
She just wants to get to that $1,000,
Briar.
That's what she's...
Call me back when it's on $1,000.
I'll give it.
to you, Brite.
Okay.
She'll throw it.
Yeah, we march on.
$850 next week.
So how many weeks do I have to go?
Another four.
Another four.
Yeah, we'll 850 next week.
Then 900.
Then 950.
Oh, yeah.
And then the fourth week.
I thought it was three.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
Daylight saving will be over when we're on the thousand.
That's so far away.
It'll basically be summer.
But don't count your chickens.
It could go next.
week.
Yeah, I'm getting too far ahead of myself.
It's ZM's Brinklin
podcast. Are we all
up to date with the KJ Upper
Mr. Fantasy thing that's going on?
I think so. I might have been one
of the first people to find the profile.
I think you were. It was over the weekend
Bree sent through a video.
It was only when I
started following, I think there was
about 20,000 followers.
Bree sent through this video to our group chat
of this weird looking dude
with these weird looking teeth.
And I said, I was like, I'm pretty sure this is KJ Arpa.
And people are pretty sure this is KJ Arpa.
And I, to be fully honest, ignored you because I was like, oh, yeah.
Breeze on one of her tangents again.
Breeze wasted.
It was like 10 in the morning.
Breeze having a big weekend.
Turns out she was right.
And this is KJ Arpa.
Mr. Fantasy here.
Right.
The comments are absolutely great.
I love everything you guys are saying.
And I came on there just to point out a few things.
because there seems to be a common misconception going on.
It's just a movie.
What movies is this for?
It's not for a bloody movie, is it?
What movie would it actually be for?
I'm not a bloody actor, am I?
Although I could be, but I'm a musician.
You know what it means?
It means KJ. Up is a better actor than I realized.
It was good acting.
Yeah, it is.
It wasn't quite clear what it was for until just yesterday.
I've just had a realisation as to who he reminds me of.
Yeah.
It's a modern.
day Austin Powers.
Yeah, there's a lot of Austin Powers in there.
It's like Austin Power, if Austin Powers had his son,
that's what he would look like.
It's a bit Austin Powers. It's also a little bit David Brint,
where he's like, I'm not an actor, am I? But I could be.
Yeah, like that English humor.
Anyway, it turns out Mr. Fantasy is KJ. Alper's pop star alter ego,
and he's dropping music.
We've decided, we're on board, aren't we?
I like it.
We're down with Mr Fantasy.
A bit of a groove.
And we've decided we'd like to be
the first New Zealand radio station,
maybe the first worldwide radio station
to interview, not KJ. Upper.
We want to talk to Mr. Fantasy.
And we're going about this in a couple of different ways.
First of all, Claudia has reached out to Mr. Fantasy
in the official channels
because there is an email address, isn't there?
Yeah, it's on his Instagram, I think.
It's an official Mr. Fantasy email address.
Imagine how many people are emailing.
him. Yeah.
No one else do it because you've got mine down.
But no one else is emailing from an official ZDM email account with a executive producer, Claudia Sykes.
I just put that in the bottom of the email there, are they?
I have seen him in an interview say that ZM was his only and favorite radio station when he's here in New Zealand.
What? Correct. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.
But we've got to cover all our bases. So we've gone on a different route too.
producer ella has cooked up her own alter ego
in which she is Mr Fantasy's long-lost daughter
Hello
Oh my gosh, Daddy Fantasy
And she is posting on TikTok
This is my daddy's new track
Oh Daddy Fantasy
It's me, your long-lost daughter
24 long, long years
Of not having a Daddy fantasy
I found him, he's on the TikTok
And I was wondering
If me and you can like reunite and meet
The songs about me!
I miss you, father. Come home.
I reckon it's got as much chances as anything else of work.
Yeah, why not?
Why not?
Throw crap at the wall, see what sticks.
Exactly, and I know it's...
Sorry for calling you crap.
I didn't mean it like that.
It was a saying.
No, I know, I know.
It is a bit ridiculous.
She means the accent.
Well, the accent kind of went in and out,
and then at the end it was a bit Greta Thunberg.
Okay, well, hear me out.
Everyone listening now, we need to rally together
and get Daddy Fantasy
on Zand Breenclint.
So go to my TikTok.
We need to do this.
Is it on your personal TikTok?
It is. I mean, I didn't know if I should post it on Brinclin.
I tagged him.
Oh, okay.
Whatever you say.
My TikTok, Ella the Gator.
Whatever you say, Gretta, I am with you.
Yeah.
We stand with you.
My name is not Greta.
What is your name?
Lil fantasy.
Little fantasy.
Where's that Gritter?
Where's that Gritter.
Don't you dare.
Don't. No.
How dare you?
How dare you?
Don't make fun of me.
I miss, I need my daddy.
My dreams, my childhood with your empty words.
How dare you?
It's uncanny.
You guys are laughing at my misfortune.
I need my daddy.
Anyway, watch this space.
We're putting it out there.
We want the Mr. Fantasy exclusive here on the Brian Clint show.
And we're quite clearly willing to do anything to get it.
If you went to high school with KJ,
Can you let us know?
You've got a phone number.
You've got a, yeah, old phone number.
Play ZDems, Bree and Clint.
I've got to come clean about something.
I think I may have adopted a certain boomer behavior.
What?
That's crazy.
Not you.
So out of character for you.
So out of character.
What do you mean?
You're the least boomer person I know.
Yeah, I've never thought that about you ever.
No.
I've never heard you say anything remotely.
boomerish.
No, I'd be a boomer if I could.
Have you been yelling?
It looks like a great lifestyle.
Have you been yelling at the loitering youth again at the supermarket?
Get out of here, you, can't.
And I haven't quite progressed to full wallet phone yet.
Okay.
I don't see the practical benefit of the wallet phone.
Because you've got paywave in your phone.
Yeah, the wallet phone is a dying breed, I think.
Do you, I don't know.
Well, since Apple paywave and having your cards on your phone, it kind of.
And the boomers love to have that big flap,
flapping around on their phone and holding the flap up
when they're taking their landscape photos, don't they?
I just think of the bacteria and the germs.
Oh, I've never seen a wallet phone in good condition.
Yeah.
They're never like a high-quality leather or anything.
They're always pleather, and all the plethe's always frayed off around the outside.
And why are most of them purple?
Well-worn, I'd describe them as always.
I think my mum's is purple.
My dad's is brown wallet phone.
Or red.
I feel like there's a lot of red ones.
There is some reds out.
Anyway, no, it's not that.
The boom of behaviour that I've adopted.
And I'm actually quite enjoying it.
Can I just say, I'll just put my sake in the ground.
I'm so surprised.
Are you guys?
I wouldn't have thought you would enjoy that at all.
No.
I, Clint Roberts, millennial.
We know.
I've gone big phone font.
Oh my God.
That isn't bad.
Does your wife know about this?
It's none of her business.
It's my phone.
What made you come to that?
I did it by accident.
Because it turns out you can just pinch it and it gets bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller.
Oh, honey.
This is worse than I ever could have imagined.
I did not think it was going to be this.
And then I made it big and it's quite nice on the eyes.
It's quite nice to read.
It looks like you're reading a meme page from here.
You're going to be one of those guys at the Warriors where people see you texting.
Oh, how?
People can read my texts easier, can't they?
Because your phone's already a big phone.
It is a big phone.
And then you've got the big text on there.
People will know, you're going to have to get one of those screens that blocks out the, you know.
Privacy screen.
Yeah.
You can't have a privacy screen.
I have to get a wallet phone so I can have it sheltering my screen while I'm doing my big texting.
Get an iPad at this point.
Get an iPad.
The size of the text, we're at about maximum.
We're at approximately three words per line.
Maximum 4.
And you're at maximum font?
Yeah, I'm at maximum font.
You're at maximum font?
Guys.
I know what we can get him for his birthday.
A magnifying glass?
We can get in one of those giant remote controls
that all your nan and pop used to have.
You know, so they can see what they're doing
when they're watching the television.
Do you remember the landlines that came out
with the enormous buttons on it?
We'll get you one of those as well.
You'll be in heaven.
Oh, dear.
Can I challenge people to try it?
Can I challenge people to give it a go?
We're good.
Other people maybe.
No, no, no, just hear me up for a second.
Don't make Claudia do it.
She'll never date again.
You've got to put the stigma behind you.
That's part of leaning into the boomer lifestyle.
You've got to stop worrying what other people think and just live for you.
I wonder if we do that.
I wonder if all of a sudden we'll be able to buy a house more easily.
Yeah, it's quite possible.
Because then I'm keen.
You're channeling the energy.
Maybe you should go to news talk, though, and talk to the audience on that channel.
Stop trying to get rid of me, okay?
It's not going to happen easily.
We heard news talk a hireer.
One day to time.
ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Oh, there's a grandfather that's had a big whoopsie.
Have you seen this in the news today?
I've seen the headline.
Oh, I feel so bad for him.
Yeah.
So essentially what's happened is this has happened at a daycare in Sydney over in Australia
where the grandfather's been asked to pick up the granddad.
son from the daycare.
As you do.
As you do.
Lean on the grandparents.
The grandparents help out.
The grandpa's turned up, picked up his grandson.
Uh-huh.
And it wasn't until another mother from the daycare has turned up there and said,
oh, I'm here to pick up my kid.
And they couldn't find her kid.
They've looked around the daycare, searching, couldn't find the kid.
Everyone's obviously gone into panic.
Yes, as you would.
As you would.
And that's when they looked at CCTV footage and they've realized they've given her son to this grandfather and he didn't realize that it was the wrong kid.
It doesn't even sound.
It's not funny.
It's not funny, is it, though?
It's not funny.
It's real serious.
It's got the wrong kid.
It's not funny.
There's so many things that need to go wrong for this to happen.
First of all, the grandfather needs to not be familiar with which one.
his grandson is.
Second of all, the kid has to be young enough to not be like, you're not my granddad.
You know?
So we've got to be talking like...
I think it's a young child, like probably maybe one.
Yeah.
Or a baby even.
No, but...
You could be a baby.
I'm thinking one.
I reckon like one and a half, like one.
And also the daycare.
The daycare has got to go, can they not tell the kids apart?
You'd hope that they can.
And if they can't, then they probably have too many kids at the daycare.
The granddad's going to be in big trouble with his daughter or son, the father of the child, the parents of the child.
But the daycare's going to be in trouble with the government because that's a...
Oh, there's an investigation.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's an investigation that's underway where they will be looking into how this actually happened.
You can't do that.
You can't just let granddad pick and choose which one he wants to take home.
You know what, at the end of the day, the grandparents said that they took very good care of him.
I'm sure they did.
They said he was teasing.
They gave him a cuddle.
He was having a great time.
He was none the wiser.
No, no.
They would have taken the utmost care of the child they took, but the child was no blood relative of theirs.
You know what?
I'm going to give the granddad the benefit of the doubt.
Go on.
Before, if we have not seen pictures of the two.
children. True, we need a side-by-side. They could be identical. We don't know. How do we know?
They could look exactly the same. I doubt it, but they could. Hey, maybe he's never spent time
with his grandkid before. Maybe it was the first time he met him. It was the first time they've met.
Yep. Yeah. Maybe he just had his cataracts done. He shouldn't have been driving either. I mean,
if he did, he shouldn't have been driving. No, but maybe he just had eye surgery. Have I told you
about the time my dad took photos of the wrong kid
and the Wheat Bix Kiwi Kid's Triathlon.
I was in it. I was doing the
big bike ride. Dad was positioned
to get some photos of me doing the bike ride
and it was back in the day where it was on film
obviously so you had to get it processed. A week
later we go and get the photos. Can't wait to see
the photos of me in the triathlon and look at the pictures.
Dad, this is a girl.
Not me at all.
Dad, Ted, this girl,
she has boobs in these photos.
It was just some other kid who had a red bike.
yeah but I'm sure they were great photos
so it can happen
there wasn't a single photo of me
it wasn't a single photo of me
he took photos of the wrong kid
I picture your dad probably had
had a nap
and then kind of pan it
I reckon he's put in the least amount
and he was like that'll do
I actually reckon he's gone
he won't know the difference
I'll just take a photo
he's got a red bike he won't know
so
here's the question
and look we're not
what the
The grandparents do, and it kind of banned them from looking after the kids for a bit.
Why, yeah.
Why are the grandparents not allowed to babysit anymore?
Yeah.
What was the bit where you went?
Oh, I love you guys, but, um...
Or maybe there was a...
I reckon this is a bit beyond you now.
Maybe there was a period where they had to stand down for a little bit.
They got a suspension.
Yeah, suspension.
And it could be, it could be through accidental negligence, like picking up the wrong child from daycare.
or it could be like a generational thing
where you had to explain to your grandparents
that we don't use rum to put children down for a nap anymore.
Maybe they put on pulp fiction for the kid to watch.
It's a grandfather who's in a bit of hot water over in Sydney at the moment
after he picked up the wrong grandson from daycare.
They only realise when the other mother of the kid that they picked up
turned up to the daycare and was like, where's my kid?
Where's my kid? And who's that kid over there?
Yeah, where's my son?
Someone takes in and said, granddad should have gone to specksavers.
Poor granddad.
Like, if it wasn't such a serious story, it would make a great specksavers ad.
It would.
Poor grandpa.
So we're asking you, why weren't the grandparents allowed to babysit anymore?
Rachel's here.
Hi, Rach.
Hi, Rach.
Hi, Rach.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, thanks. What did the grandparents do, Rach?
Oh, I've had 14 years to recover from this.
But they took my son when he was a year old for his first haircut without telling me
and then slipped it into a phone conversation later like,
oh, we've just been out and about and gone for a haircut.
Oh, no.
Did they get a lock of hair, though?
No, that's the worst part.
I'm a memory collector and I have all the teeth and, you know, all that.
And they did not get off of hair.
That's a red card.
You would have been fuming.
Let me guess.
when you kicked off to Rach, they were like, oh, calm down.
It's not that big a deal.
Exactly.
It's just a hair, people thought he was a girl, but he had a beautiful blonde girl.
They did it because they didn't like his hair.
That's why they did it.
I'd be furious.
And Rach is 14 years later.
Still hasn't let it go.
Anonymous is here.
Hi Anonymous.
Yeah, good afternoon.
Why were the grandparents banned from babysitting Anonymous?
Yeah, so grandma used to pick up the kids from kindergarten and in school and look after them.
the afternoons.
Great.
Amazing afternoon teas.
Yes.
But they were usually buzzing from the sugar high when we picked them up.
Yeah.
On the strange day, we put them up.
They were asleep at 5pm and we were like, what's going on?
And I was strolling around the afternoon tea table and there was ginger beer, but it was alcoholic ginger beer.
Oh, my God.
Oh, the kids have got on it at Grandma's.
Oh, grandma.
They're so fast to sleep.
Yeah.
Holy smokes.
Was she mortified when she found out Anonymous?
Yeah, yeah.
It's hard to hold those emotions in sometimes, right?
Yeah.
You get the protective thing going on.
Oh, so you kicked off a bit.
Well, you know, you're just trying to hold it in.
Yeah.
Well, the kids were drunk.
They passed out at 5 o'clock.
Sure you were pretty T.O.
What's the hangover on a 5-year-old like?
Thanks, Anonymous.
We appreciate it.
This text is pretty good.
It says, my parents were visiting from overseas over Christmas
and offered to help with daycare runs while we were still at work,
sweet as, until we realized.
granddad thought to put the kids in the car seat
just meant to sit them in there like lounge chairs,
no harnesses or straps.
Yeah, the kids will be wrong.
That is old school.
That's so funny.
That's old school.
That's so good.
My father-in-law gave our one-year-old Pepsi
because she looked like she was wanting it, apparently.
What?
She said she wanted some.
She asked for it.
It was her idea.
She reached for it.
She's won.
This one isn't about kids,
but it's about a fur baby.
It said, we left my Popper to puppy sit.
New puppy was part Dalmatian.
Got home to pick up the puppy
and Papa had used a red felt tip pen to play
Join the dots on my new puppy.
No more puppy sitting for Popper.
There is to a tee something my father would do.
That is brilliant.
I can picture your dad doing that.
Not grandparents, but I worked with a teacher
who bought a random kid home from another school
on the school trip she was on.
The school just hot
The kid just hopped onto their bus
And didn't say anything
God
You can't do that
Can you imagine
That teacher would have been
Disbred
What about this one
My dad was looking after my two-year-old son
On a Sunday afternoon
And didn't realize that my son
Had taken his beer
That he just opened into the toy room
And drank the whole thing
When I picked up my son
I knew something was wrong
Because later that night
He was vomiting
and my parents never confess the true story until five years later.
Take it to the grave, parents.
Take it to the grave.
What do you need to tell them?
A whole beer.
That's very different to sharing one can of ginger beer amongst a bunch of kids.
Look, there's so many of these stories.
And we've got to be careful because grandparents play a very important role.
Grandparents are the best.
They're the best.
And it takes a village to raise a child.
It doesn't mean we can't have a life.
at the woodseys when they happen.
People wouldn't have kids
without the help of their grandparents.
The grandparents are the backbone.
So we love you guys.
Just check when you're picking the kid up,
just check that it's the right kid.
Yeah.
And no alcoholic beverages until they're, you know,
at least 18.
Or at least 13.
At least.
Unless, of course, they look like they want it
like that other kid, yeah.
You know, if they're like, oh, love it.
Then, you know.
Freeing.
you well.
ZDN's Brinclent.
Brinclin.
All I want to my birthday, the birthday banger.
All right, the number one song when you turn 16, this is where we figure it out, and we'll tell
you your birthday banger.
Kate's going first.
Good afternoon, Kate.
Hi, Kate.
Hi, guys.
How you going?
Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Oh, it's been amazing, thank you.
What have you?
Why so amazing?
What, day off.
Day off.
Yes, Kate.
Nothing better than that.
Hey, we're so glad you've included us in your day off.
What is your birthday?
8 to June, 1965.
All right, that means, Kate, you were 16 in 1981,
and we've done our calculations.
Here's your birthday bag on.
Credit a car, stand off, size, she's got,
Betty Davis.
Yes, I know this one.
Oh, it's a bob, Kate.
You get Kim Carnes and Betty Davis Eyes.
It's a classic.
Do you love it?
I love it.
Yeah.
It's a great one, Kate.
Good memories.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do Zach's birthday banger.
Gidey, Zach.
Gidey, how you going?
Good, mate.
What have you been doing with your day?
Not a lot.
Just work.
Just finished a 24-hour shift.
Oh, you're going to home now.
24 hours.
Oh, my smokes.
What do you do?
I work for dire emergency.
I'm a firefighter.
Oh.
Thank you so much for your service.
Can you ever sleep at the fire?
surely?
It's called a rest.
I guess it's a rest, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just resting my eyes, right, Zach?
That's the one.
Yeah, absolutely.
Well, good on, yeah.
We appreciate you guys.
What is your birthday, Zach?
29th of January, 1997.
Hey, Zach, did you guys actually go down the pole?
Not in my district, no, but there are some around, I believe.
Okay.
Interesting.
It's more of an American thing, right, where they're like in the inner
city stations and they've got the trucks down below and the guys up top.
Yeah, Brian.
I guess so I haven't really worked over there, so I couldn't really tell you.
In the built-up neighborhoods.
Yeah, I mean, I guess so, yeah.
Man-splane firefighting to the firefighter.
But anyway, as you were, Bree.
You were 16, Zach, in 2013, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
I want to scream and shout and let it all out.
And scream and shout and let it out.
We're saying all we love.
Just wait for the good, but hang on, sweat there, Zach.
Oh, now, now, rocking wet.
Will I am in...
Brittany, bitch.
You into it?
Yeah, I'm pretty into it.
I'm pretty into it.
I'm just sure it still goes hot now.
Better go off in the firehouse, wouldn't it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Get this on in the fire truck.
Oh, yeah.
That was peak, Will I am.
And Brittany with a British accent.
One more birthday banger for Steph.
G'day, Steph.
Hi, Steph.
Hi, how's we going.
Good, thanks.
What have you been doing?
I'm just working as well
but not a 24-hour shift for me
Nah
What do you do for work, Steph?
I'm an arborist
Oh, okay
So you're cutting down big trees and stuff
Oh, like pruning and climbing
But yeah, a bit of that
I thought you said arsonist for a second
And I was like, Zach is not going to be happy about this
Yeah, this is a precious
Yeah
Hot job, Steph
I just picture you and your overall
Getting out there
Chaps and your chainsaw
With your pruners and your axe
Yeah, pretty much summed it all up for me.
I thought so.
Hey, Steph, what is your birthday?
At the 31st of July 1935.
All right, that means, Steph, you were 16 in 2011,
and we've done our calculations.
Here's your birthday ban.
Turn me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me to your junk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger
Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera
I'm into it, Steph?
Yeah, it's not a vibe
But it's got to be hard to compete with that
Yeah
I hear what you're saying
I agree with you actually
I think of the three
The vibe for today is well I am Britney Spears scream and shout
What do you reckon, Bree?
Like, we're never going to get moves like Jagger
because it's one of your most hated songs.
You can vote for it and Claudia can back you up if you want,
but I will never vote for moves like Jagger.
Yeah, which is fair enough.
Claudia never votes with me,
so I may as well go scream and shout.
And I love that song anyway, so I'm happy.
Zach, on his way home from 24 hours at the fire station,
you've just won birthday banger.
Well done.
Yes, Zach.
How good.
Brian Clint from the year 2013.
Here's your birthday banger on ZDM.
When you have this in the club, you're going to check, turn they up.
ZDames, Brian Clint, podcast.
On now, now, walking with, will I am?
Britney, Ben.
Will I am?
Britney Spears, scream and shout, a birthday banger from 2013 for Zach this afternoon on ZM.
Remember we found out recently that the reason why Brittany sounds English is because it was Tulisa from the UK's song.
first.
Oh.
She's,
Talisa is a judge on,
I think it's the X Factor UK.
Okay.
And a pop star.
Yeah.
And I'm pretty sure Will I Am was on that show as well.
And she showed him the song.
And he's like, oh my God, I love this song.
Like, can I have it?
Yeah.
I want, you know, can I have it?
I want Britney Spears to sing on.
Yeah.
Rude.
And then she said all of a sudden,
Britney and Will I.M.
release the song.
And she's like, what?
So why is it British?
Because it's her backing vocals.
It's her in there because she recorded it.
Yeah.
I thought you were saying that Brittany heard it.
No.
You didn't understand that she wasn't meant to do the British X-E.
There's still a bit of her recording in there.
And that's why it sounds English.
She's English.
And she knows the ZDM Podcast Network.
Guys, I had a mare at the gym this morning.
Yeah.
And can I just like say up front?
I get quite anxious in social settings, including the gym.
The gym for me is not a comfortable place.
Like, I don't walk in there and know what I'm doing.
I usually go to the Pilates room at my gym, and that's my safe space.
I know what I'm doing.
It's not that big.
I usually know the people in there.
The other part of the gym, I'm quite uncomfortable and always think people are looking at me,
and I'm like, oh.
but I pushed myself today to go anyway
and I was proud of myself for doing that
and the Pilates Gym was full
so I was like oh god here we go
out into the wild west
I'm going to have to go out into the wild west
where people are going to judge me
but I was like
put my big girl pants on
and we're here let's just get it done
so I put my headphones in
because I was like that's a little bit more comfort for me
put my headphones in
put some music on and so I did that put some music on and I was like God I was like these
air pods they must have gone through the wash or something I was like this is so weird I was like
they're not working properly so I turned the volume up all the way to full blast
still not really working and I couldn't figure out what was going on but I was like oh well
I'm just going to hit the stair master and get it done
that's because my air pods were dead
and the song was coming through my phone
you were playing music for the whole gym from your phone
for two songs for two complete songs right
I thought it was coming through my air pods
but it was just very low and I was like this anyway
but I was so like anxious and I was like oh I'm out in the wire
It's fine, it's fine.
God, I need to know what the songs were.
Yeah.
So that's another point.
Here was song number one.
Yeah, banger.
Banger, do I want to hear it coming out of the pockets of your gym shorts through a phone?
No.
At the same time, banger.
Absolute bong.
The next song
It really takes a turn
This was the other song
That I had on full blast at the gym
Without Realising
So just picture me right
The song's on full blast
I think I'm listening in my airpots
And I'm on that scaremaster
With an audible soundtrack
I can see the vibe you were going for
It was inspiring me
Uplifting inspirational
I was like one step at a time
This is me and this is the song I'm listening to
And then it built here
Oh it sent me
I sent it on that stairmaster
It's a good stair climbing pace
And then when I realised that
It had been playing through my phone
For do well songs
I went home
Yeah, right.
No, fair enough.
I was so embarrassed.
I was like, I've got to get out of here.
I'm going to get out.
You know, it could have been worse.
You could have been listening to a podcast.
Like, imagine if you were listening to like the sex.
Dot Life podcast or something.
Yeah, I probably...
And Morgan was talking about some technique that she's teaching Haley in graphic detail.
I would have been banned forever.
And you're just, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I'm the stairmaster.
And everyone's like, what is that woman listening to it?
Anyway, charge your AirPods, everyone.
You should get the ones with the cable.
Yes.
Just the safe day.
I think go old school.
Charge them up.
It's ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast.
Big day on Sunday.
It's Father's Day.
Uh-huh.
Don't forget, okay?
Don't forget anyone that it's Father's Day on Sunday.
Also, we should never, ever forget one of the greatest pieces of radio in New Zealand history.
Father's Day is on Sunday.
I mean, it's the gift that keeps it.
on giving. Every year you and I
like to call, call around
and just, you know, ask
that reverse trivia
question. Fair reverse trivia, answered a night
Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be?
Father's Day.
What about Father's?
Father's Day is on Sunday.
You know, yesterday
we called an RSA and Kat
answered and she wasn't keen on playing.
Welcome to Reverse Trivia. Are you ready to play?
If the answer is Sunday, Kat, what might the question be?
Are you there, Kat?
She didn't answer at all.
But I reckon she just got stage fright.
Yeah, I don't we call her back today.
Let's see if Kat's around.
I reckon she's been kicking herself for the last 24 hours for missing a big opportunity.
Hello?
Hi, is Kat there?
Who?
Cat.
Hey, speaking.
Oh, that's Kat.
Welcome to Brian Clint's Reveren.
First trivia on ZM.
Cat, if the answer is Sunday, what might the question be?
What's the answer?
If the answer Sunday, what might the question be?
Father's Day.
What did you say, Kat?
Father's Day.
Close. Could you give it to us as a question?
What day is Father's Day?
She's got it.
She's got it.
You want a funny read about it.
Day two, and Cat is all over it like a rash.
Kat, we rang you yesterday, and were we right that you just had stage fright yesterday,
and you needed a second chance at the question?
I don't know.
I think I had to realize it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fair.
Hey, Kat, you have won 50 KFC chicken dollars.
For what?
For getting the question right.
Yeah, for winning Zidim's reverse.
trivia.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
If you want to hold the line, we'll pass you over to our producers, and thanks so much for
playing.
Okay.
Didn't want to play.
We forced her.
Was happy that she won a prize, though.
Do you reckon?
I mean, fair enough.
She's been bombarded with phone calls that she never asked for.
Do you reckon we called Kat back again tomorrow?
Yeah.
And we play again, and maybe she'll be more into it.
For 100K of 6.000.
For 100 KFC chickens
During we just call Kat every day
For the next three years
Yeah
Until she eventually gets a restraining order
Taken out against us
We can talk about that off air
A ZM's Brinklin podcast
That's end of our show everybody
Can you believe it?
I can believe it
Just come and go like that
And it's Friday tomorrow
Is it Friday tomorrow?
Yes
Oh thank God
It sure bloody is
Oh, are we going to the pub?
Are we going to the pub?
Oh, yes, can we?
I want to go to the new one, the cauliflower with a yum salad.
What one?
Oh, that one over there.
Oh, the one in the lane.
Yeah.
I think it's not that one's turn.
Oh, we're taking turns now.
Yeah.
Can I suggest to everybody?
I don't know if your job allows it,
but if there is a way that you can do a pub lunch in your workplace on a Friday,
it's the best.
It lifts the mood so much.
It is really nice.
I look forward to Friday so much.
I mean, you already look forward to Fridays.
Should we do pub lunch on a Monday?
That would help break the week out.
I don't hate the idea.
Yeah, yeah.
Should we do pub lunch on a Wednesday?
Don't hate that idea either.
Yeah, yeah.
Monday?
Or do we just agree Monday's a right off, do it Wednesday?
Yeah.
No, no, I'm talking Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Oh, jeez.
We can go there more than once.
Actually, I don't have money for it.
If I had the money, I would.
Yeah, that's the issue, yeah.
Thank you.
Have a great night, everybody.
We'll catch you back tomorrow.
Bye.
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