ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th September 2025

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-data. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to the KFC Wicked Box. It's back for a limited time only. Grab yours for just $9.99. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZDM's Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:00:27 We're back, everybody. Don't you hate when you think that you've replied to someone and then you realise that you never sent the message? Oh, it's sitting there typed out but you haven't sent it. Yeah, yeah. My partner. And you're busy getting frustrated at them for not replying to you? But you never hit send?
Starting point is 00:00:47 My partner texts me at 8.30 this morning and I haven't replied. Was it important? What was it about? Oh, it's about amputating our dog's tail. Oh, not important then. Poor Merrill. We might have to amputate her tail. It's all we talk about in our relationship at the moment.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Like it's the only thing, it's consuming us. Poor Merrill. Blood all over the walls every time I get home. It's a joy. Maybe subconsciously you didn't want to reply. You know what? I think you're right. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:24 I've had enough. You've had enough of thinking about it, talking about it. Just have a day off. But what I do with my big issues, just ignore them for a bit. Yeah, that's healthy. Yeah, yeah. Let's let them fester, let them scab over a bit, yeah. The best way to do it.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Hey, really good show on the way. What's the plot is worth $800? And we're going to play it at 4.30 today. We're going to give away two more Doja Cat tickets, and they're going to go before 4 o'clock this afternoon. The first person through when you hear Doja Cat on the show is going to get two free tickets to see her at Spark Arena this November. Right now, though, Trady versus Lady.
Starting point is 00:02:01 The Trades on a bit of a roll, or the Ladies won yesterday? No, Trady win. It was Lady Trades. Oh, yeah, of course it was. Yeah, yeah. So we need Trades and Ladies. 0800 dials at M, 50 bucks up for grabs. 69 Trades, 73 Ladies.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Play Zatins, Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Ladies. Three, two, one. Welcome to Trady versus Lady Where the scores are 79 No, 73 ladies, 69 tradies That's why I do that part of then Yeah, well you didn't
Starting point is 00:02:39 Okay Let's talk to our ladies Our ladies from Palmerston North She's 32 and she loves to cook Welcome to the show, Holly Hello Now you're doing my bit Hi Holly, welcome to the show
Starting point is 00:02:52 How's your day been? They've been good If you're trying to impress someone What are you cooking them? Um, definitely my carrot cake or lemon cake, actually, depending on if the lemons are out, yeah. Yeah, that's... Get the lemons out, Holly. Love's a good carrot cake.
Starting point is 00:03:09 You're taking on our tradie from Christchurch. They are 29, and he represents Canterbury for netball. Welcome to the show, Cameron. Hi, Cameron. What's going on? Not much, mate. Well, you have a game on our show where any time anyone says they play netball, we guess what position they play. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Oh, good luck. Very little about you, Cameron. I reckon he's screaming Cameron the centre. Yeah, C, C. Yeah, you're in the centres, Cameron. You are bang on. Yes, get it. Oh, chalk that one up, producers.
Starting point is 00:03:41 All right, Cam, your buzz is Trady. Holly, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The All Blacks take on the spring box at Eden Park this Sunday. What is South Africa's capital city? Lady.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Yes, Holly. Johanisburg? It's a great guess. Cameron? Oh, I should know. Shouldn't I? No, I've got to pass on that. Pass.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I feel like capital cities are always quite hard. It's never the one you think. No. Yeah. Cape Town. Yeah. Is on the money. No points there.
Starting point is 00:04:19 We move on to question number two. What colour was Barbie's original dream car when it came out in 1962. Lady? I'm going to go Holly by the skin of her teeth. I want to say pink, but I want to say white. You've got to say one of those. You're locking in white?
Starting point is 00:04:39 White. White? Cameron? Well, it's got to be pink, right? It is pink. Oh, Holly's kicking herself. That was hard to listen to. I could hear her kicking herself.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Because we couldn't leave you, Holly. We had to let you make your own mistake. steak. Oh, that was hard. That was bugger. Okay, get back on the horse here. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me. Who sings this? Lady. Holly, Holly, she's not going to mug this one up.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Robbie Williams. Yes, Holly. She's back in the game. Nice work. One apiece. Question number four. Why did the chicken cross the road? Brady. Yes, Cameron. Because KFC was behind it. I don't know. Great answer. Wrong, though.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Holly? To get to the other side. Yes, she is. That is the end. Because KFC was behind it. I feel like I want to give a point to him. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five.
Starting point is 00:05:33 In what country did the luxury brand Vassasaché originate? Lady. Claudia? Lady, she's giving it to Holly. Holly? Italy's correct. Italy is correct and that's the win. Is that it?
Starting point is 00:05:49 That is the win. She's a lady. Couldn't get much tighter. Controversial last point, only because of how tight it was. I'm pretty sure I'm first on that one, eh? Yeah, no, see, there's a thing, and we need to make this clear to everybody, because you say it, and you hear yourself say it,
Starting point is 00:06:06 but what you're hearing, Cameron, is Holly from the other end of the country, say it, go up to the radio tower, then come down through the radio, back out to your phone, so then there's a little delay. We have to take the one that gets broadcast on air first, and according to our producer, Holly, Claudia, that was Holly. It was bloody close, even though, you know, all the delay and everything.
Starting point is 00:06:25 It sounded pretty much nearly spot on. But, Holly, fantastic win from you. 50 bucks. We'll get it out to your ASAP. Thank you. No bloody worries. You can have night off cooking.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Yes. Nice, Holly. Here's Olivia Dean. ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast. Just so trigger warning, you're going to hate this story. It's to do with my sister who just... Oh, and I hate your sister. My sister is awesome, but she has not travelled a lot.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Okay. She hasn't really been overseas. She's been to Australia. This is a story about something bad that happened on a flight. Kind of, but also kind of, kind of not. Kind of, kind of the opposite at the same time. Just hear me out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:16 She hasn't travelled much. She has been to Australia before. And so I was really excited for her because she messaged us just two, weeks ago and said she's going to London. Oh. For the first time ever going to London for two weeks. That's a huge trip. Yes, going with her boyfriend and the... How long are they going for? Did you say? They're going for two weeks and she found out
Starting point is 00:07:36 two weeks ago that they were going. So very short turnaround. Yeah. Anyway, um, showed up to the airport earlier this morning to catch their flight to London. The flight was yesterday. No. Yeah. So what, what happens?
Starting point is 00:07:53 in that situation. I don't know because I've only ever missed a flight from like Auckland to Wellington. Which I mean. And in that case you beg and plead and they go well we've got to seat on the next flight but it'll cost you $100 and you go I'll just take it.
Starting point is 00:08:11 I don't know how that works with a flight from Auckland to London. I don't know how that works. God, you'd rather be a day early wouldn't you? Yeah, you would. Because then you can at least get a motel or go and stay. You go and stay at your brother's place for the night.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Or worst case, just to hang out at the airport for 12 hours, you know? Oh, that's devastating. How did they make that mistake? Well, she hasn't travelled much. What, so she doesn't know how to read a calendar? Hey, hey, it's too early for finger-pointing, okay? It happened today. What you're saying?
Starting point is 00:08:46 What happened today? What you're saying? Not helpful. Happened today. It happened this morning. She went to the airport this morning, and the flight was. yesterday. Oh no. So in my head I was a little bit like like a flight to London wouldn't they call you? Wouldn't they be like hey
Starting point is 00:09:02 no I know they wouldn't but they should. I was going to say I don't think they call you to be like hey where are you? I feel like they should they should be like hey hey babes just checking in you speaking of checking in you haven't. Are you coming? They would have called them over the loudspeaker at the airport. No they wouldn't because they weren't checked in. What time was it? Was it one of those, like, it's close to midnight, so it's kind of confusing what day it could
Starting point is 00:09:27 possibly be? That's what I was wondering. Was it like 11.30 this morning? If it was like a, if it was like a 1230 a.m. Yeah, see that. And so she was like, oh, yeah. It says the third, but you arrive on the fourth because it says it's the night time. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, that sucks. Did she
Starting point is 00:09:43 get an email? Because, you know, it's like, check-ins, ready. You get those emails. Again, again, this is not helpful. This is not going to get her there, okay? People on the text machine are saying, how? Airline sends so many altars ahead of time.
Starting point is 00:09:59 They do send a lot of reminders. Oh dear. But then I mean, if it's a day, you know, apart, you're probably just like, when you see the reminders, you're kind of like, oh yeah? Yeah, yeah. That's coming up. Is she getting reimbursed or is that money down the night? She will not get reimbursed. No way. It's
Starting point is 00:10:15 their fault. Did she, okay, this could be the saving grace. Yes. she obviously would have had travel insurance. I would assume so, but that doesn't cover you for forgetting what day your flight is. Oh, does it? No. No. Does any travel insurance?
Starting point is 00:10:34 What if you like, does it? I don't think so. If you miss your flight. If you miss your flight because of like a medical reason. Then you're covered. Or if you got burgled and they took your passports or something, your travel insurance will cover you. Yes, some travel insurance policies cover you for missed flights,
Starting point is 00:10:54 but only for specific, unforeseen and unavoidable reasons beyond your control. Well, this is clearly beyond your sister's control. It was definitely unforeseen. Yeah. Like if she had to foreseen this, then she would have went yesterday. Look, thoughts and prayers, okay? They're still hoping to get there. They're going to do their best, okay?
Starting point is 00:11:16 I'll keep that day. I just cut my losses. If anyone's got a free ticket to life, London they're not using that leaves tonight. Can you text 9-6-9-6? Yeah, and make sure you specify exactly when it is. Make sure the flights for today and not yesterday. I would like to hear from people who had a horror start to their big holiday.
Starting point is 00:11:36 So the holiday got off on the wrong foot from the very beginning, whether it was crashing the car on the way to the airport or the tent blowing off the roof of the car when you were going camping. I don't know. The thing that happened at the very start, and were you able to put that to one side and still enjoy the holiday? You know, were you able to recover from the thing that happened at the start?
Starting point is 00:11:58 Yeah, you put it to the side whilst you're on holiday and then you deal with the chaos once you get back. Dead end Franklin. We're talking about horror starts to the holiday. My poor sister showed up to the airport today for her big flight to London. It's her first trip to the UK. It's the furthest she's ever travelled ever.
Starting point is 00:12:15 It's quite a big deal. She showed up to check in for her flight this morning. and the flight was yesterday. This is why travelling can be very stressful. Yes. I've been in this situation with a friend of mine when we were coming back from a big weekend in Sydney and all we wanted to do was get home.
Starting point is 00:12:31 We'd been over for the bledders low. We'd had an excellent weekend, but we were finished. We were toast. And all we wanted to do was get home and get to bed. And we got to the airport to fly home. Three of us checked in. The fourth person in our group went to check in and his flight was also the day before.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Oh! No. Yeah. I was going to say it runs in your family, but it just runs within... It just runs around me. Yeah, around you. So we want to know about your horror start to your holiday. Jamie's here.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hello. Hello. What happened, Jamie? Just for me see, long time, let's my first-time caller. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good to have a bit of liberty amongst all this tragedy, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:13:15 Yes, we like that, Jamie. Jamie, how did you? holiday get off to the worst start possible? I missed my flight very similar to your sister. But I took a week off work for that time. Yes. And anyway, I didn't go. And then I just returned to work as if I had been on holiday the whole time
Starting point is 00:13:33 because I wouldn't be able to just live it down with my workman. I'm going to cry. Jamie. Oh, I'm going to cry. Oh, you Jamie. Where was the trip to? Where were you meant to go? Hawaii.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Hawaii. And so you missed the flight. So you just stayed at home for a week. And then we went back to work and your workmates were like, how was Hawaii? And you were like, great. Did you go and get like a fake tan or something? Yeah, well, they were saying, oh, you're a lot less tan than we had thought. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Oh, my God. I so wish that we were giving away a trip to Hawaii because you would win it. Oh, Jamie. We would give it to you because you bloody deserve it. One last question for Jamie. Have you... We can laugh about it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:17 We can laugh about it now. Did you book another trip to Hawaii or you just still haven't been? I did not. You've never been? We need to get her to Hawaii. How long ago was this, Jamie? Pre-kids, though, my oldest is sick. Oh.
Starting point is 00:14:33 It's obviously traumatized you forever. We've got to get Jamie to Hawaii. We've got to get my sister to London. The list is growing. Thanks, Jamie. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Hi. What was the horror start to your holiday, Jess? So I had left a banana skin in a little rubbish bag in the bottom of my kid's stroller. Okay. So went on the plane and everything was fine. Yeah. And then right as the doors open, as you're about to leave the customs area, the sniffer dog stopped by all my luggage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:09 And they gave me a written warning for bioterrorism. Oh, my God. For a banana skin. skin. A literal... You're meant to check it all and I signed the declaration and... You slipped on a literal banana skin. That's such BS.
Starting point is 00:15:29 You see on... Well, they were going to find me. And then I became very emotional. Yeah, go ahead. I didn't want a big fine. So I don't know if he said that just to scare me, but that's what I was told. Surely border security. Like, I've seen the show.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Surely they know the people that it's a genuine mistake and then other people who try and shove a whole barehead into their luggage and be like, I forgot it was there. You know, there's a difference. I know I had 14 tortoise in my bottom. What? You're telling me that I fit 18 papyrs in my suitcase? Well, thanks, Cheshwick. We've never talked to a certified bioterrorist before. This is quite exciting.
Starting point is 00:16:13 It's wild. Poor jess. Andrew's here. Hi, Andrew. Hi, Andrew. Hi, Tim. How you doing? We're good. We're talking about horror starts to the holiday. What happened for you? Well, we were young, and we were going off on our honeymoon, and so we were inexperienced travels and decided to book it by a travel agent. You know, do a smart thing. Good.
Starting point is 00:16:31 And we were supposed to land in Paris and meet out with one of the bus tours. When we landed there, we went to the bus meeting place, and they told me that our company's boss had left the day before. Oh, God. We had to then get a train to Nice to catch up with the rest of the tour. As unexpected, yeah. And you would have had no idea what you were doing because you weren't experienced. That's why you booked the bus. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:16:59 I wanted to go through there. And, like, funds were tight because we was young. And so we didn't really have a backup front to kind of carry out. No, you're going on the smell of an oily rag when you're that age. So this is what I wanted to know from the start, Andrew. How long did it take you to sort of package that up, all the disappointment, or the frustration and stress and then get back to enjoying the trip.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Were you able to still have a good time? Yeah, for most of it. For most of it. Because we're all young and transformed really quickly. So it was kind of like the late comes to class. So there are all. You bounce back when you're young.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I know what you mean that. Yeah, all the friendship groups on the tour group had already been formed. And now you're the weird loser who missed the bus, right, Andrew? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But mostly we got on with that and managed to have a good time.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Poor honeymooners. The worst start to a holiday I ever had was a holiday to Vietnam, get to the airport. Flight was great. They lost my bag. And they didn't find my bag for a good four days. And it was fine though
Starting point is 00:18:01 because I just washed my undies in the hotel sink. Yeah. Needed them to fast forward the trip to get you to that tailoring district of Vietnam where they make all the clothes. Yeah, yeah. It's usually at the end of the trip. It was.
Starting point is 00:18:13 So I just wore the same clothes for four days. And undies. Z-N's Braynclint. Show is brought to you by KFC's Wicked Box. It's only $999 at KFC right now. Four Wicked Wings, Chips, Potato and Gravy, and a bread roll. Are you freaking kidding me? What a deal.
Starting point is 00:18:31 What a deal. Time for the tea. This is the tea. Now, do we all remember Luigi Mangione? He's the guy who, who shot did the healthcare CEO in New York City. Was accused of killing the United Healthcare CEO. You're spot on the money.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Brian Thompson. That happened in New York at the end of last year. He has pleaded not guilty to all charges. And all the girls got thirsty over him and they were like, oh my God, how is he so hot and he's in prison? He kind of looks like he's related to Dave Franco. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit of that vibe.
Starting point is 00:19:12 And yeah, the girls were swooning over. him and everyone's like he murdered someone allegedly um anyway he's in the news today uh not because he did anything but turns out there's an image on the sheean website which is that cheap clothing website yeah yeah um which appeared to look like him and he was used in an advert for some of their clothing this is the weirdest story because someone has done it intentionally where they've A-I'd his face on as a model. It's definitely AI. And it's, look, I get it.
Starting point is 00:19:46 It's global headlines. It's free publicity. But the guy's literally in prison for murder. So the image has since been removed. And obviously people have asked Sheehan to comment. And apparently they said the imaging question was provided by a third-party vendor and was removed immediately upon discovery. We are conducting a thorough.
Starting point is 00:20:10 investigation, strengthening our monitoring processes and will take appropriate action against the vendor in line with our policies. Look, I don't think you can look to a company like Sheehan for their moral compass. I don't think they are the bastion of good practice for anything, for their workers, human rights, for the fabric and quality of materials that they use. Look, I wouldn't say they're the benchmark, no. No. And have they done it on purpose? It has that vibe. Yeah, definitely. I mean, we're talking about it right now.
Starting point is 00:20:41 But if you can put that guy on there, who else can you put on there? I mean, I wonder if they'll, no, I'm not going to say it. Yeah, I'm trying to think of a murderer that would make a good joke and not be so offensive that. David Bain could do catalog stuff. No, he's not attractive enough. That's the issue there. Maybe not now, but back in the day, like, you know, runway. What are you smoking?
Starting point is 00:21:06 You know, runway out there kind of like. interesting looking. Anyway. Breeding in some of those fumes from the Sheehan factory. Jeffrey Dahmer. All right. Dead Am's Breed and Clint podcast. Shout out to my teachers.
Starting point is 00:21:19 I know they'd probably just be getting off work or they'd still be in the classrooms. Oh, yeah. But I want to give them a shout out because I saw this real interesting video online today where it was a bunch of teachers practicing their sit-down voice. Oh, okay. you might not know what the sit-down voice is if you're not a teacher. All teachers will be going, I know what that is. But this little clip here might clear it up.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Give me your best sit down to the kids. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. You don't sit down and call mom. Yeah, some better than others in there. Oh, we all remember it from school.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Yeah, we do. I wonder if they teach them. it at teachers college, you know? I think it is a whole actual class. We should have got my mum on. She's a teacher of like 15 years. We could have asked her for her sit down voice. The sit down voice. I thought we could all
Starting point is 00:22:20 give it a go this afternoon to see if we've got it in us in case we need to go into a teaching career after this. Yeah, okay. Yep. Producers, do you reckon you've got a sit down voice in you? Yeah, I reckon I can nail it. Absolutely. I feel like Claudia definitely does. Hey, sit down.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Oh. That was more like Sit down Hey Thanks call it Sit down Go on Ella Me and Bree are playing up
Starting point is 00:22:46 Shut up Sit down No you can't tell the kids to shut up Sit down was good though Sit down now That's good Perfect Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:54 It was like kind of like Gave me like Trunch ball vibes Shut up Sit down bitch Thanks Okay I'll give it a go
Starting point is 00:23:04 Sit down Yeah Can you do it again? Sit down I feel like you can do better Come on What's he meant to do I thought that was pretty good
Starting point is 00:23:18 Hey sit down Yeah That was your best I needed you to believe it Yeah I think I'd probably I'd have a few different ones I'd do There's obviously
Starting point is 00:23:29 There's the more Restrained one Which is sit down Is that restrained That's freaking terrible In terms of my volume, and then there's, sit down! Oh, my God. You know?
Starting point is 00:23:43 Do it again. No, I can't do it again. No, you can't do it again. If they're not sitting down after that, I've got nothing else. You shouldn't have to do it again after saying it like that. I've got nothing else. Can we get some teachers on? That's what I want.
Starting point is 00:23:55 I want the teachers to call through and I want to hear your best sit down voice. And then we will try and find the best sit down voice in New Zealand. Yeah, I'd love to hear it. Or is it like another command. that you use regularly in the classroom, too, where it's like... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Shut up, apparently, cordadela.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Shut your pie hole. Shut up. Sit down. Shut up. The ZDM Podcast Network. All right, teachers, here's your time to show off your best sit-down voice. We've had a bit of advice from some teachers come through on the text machine about how you deliver an effective sit-down.
Starting point is 00:24:31 They said, drop your voice. It's less about volume and more about the tone. Should we get the teachers on? Yeah. To show us and then we can have one last go at it. Yeah, after we've heard the vibe. Caden's here. Hi, Caden.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Hi, Caden. What's your teacher name? We can't call you Caden. I am Miss Geary. Miss Geary. Miss Geary. Hello, Miss Geary. You sound like a ray of sunshine and now we're going to hear what happens if you mess with Miss Geary.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Well, as you said, usually what teaches you would try and be really calm. Yes. So if I'm in a good mood, I'd probably say, Enno-Hour. But if I'm in a really terrible mood, it's sit down. I'm scared. It's a little cold shiver up my spine, actually. I'm sitting down straight away. Yes, Miss Gary, please wait there.
Starting point is 00:25:30 We're going to crown New Zealand's most terrifying teacher. You're in the running, Miss Gary. Let's go to Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Seine. How are you? Good, thanks. What's your teacher name?
Starting point is 00:25:41 Mrs. Jay. Mrs. Jay. Mrs. Jay. Okay, Mrs. Jay. Bree and I are acting up. It's Matt time. Put us in our place. You need to sit yourself down.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Ooh, yourself in the middle, kind of just. You left a bit of space in the middle for me to reflect on my behaviour. You know, that's what? That's exactly what I did. But it's not about the yelling voice, the big voice. It's about the calm time to reflect. You gave me time to regulate my emotions and listen to you. In just four words.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I reflected so much that I realized I've turned into my mom. Thank you, Mrs. Jay. You could be our winner. Wait there as well. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. What's your teacher name, Sarah?
Starting point is 00:26:31 I'm Fire Sarah. Fire Sarah. Oh, fun. Great to have you on fire. Okay, Bree and I are not doing what we should be doing. Sort us out. Right. Sit down.
Starting point is 00:26:46 It's the down. That really scared me. Like, I felt that through my bones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, none of these teachers have raised their voice to us, have they? No, not at all. It's a real skill. Is that a sign of weakness if you have to raise your volume to the kids fire?
Starting point is 00:27:03 Sarah. I think you're just really tired and strung out, but none of us, I don't think many teachers these days are pretty shouty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's nice to hear. Okay. One more. Shannon is here.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. We can't call you Shannon. It doesn't feel right. Yeah, teacher name? Miss Lucky. Miss Lucky.
Starting point is 00:27:23 That's cool. Lucky or Locky? Locky. Locky. Oh, Miss Locky. Still cool. Still cool. Okay, Miss Locky.
Starting point is 00:27:31 We, what have we done, Bree? has finger painted on the walls and with my boogers yeah with her boogers and i've got number twos in another kid's backpack right uh stop sit down okay good too it's good i feel like everyone's had a different kind of technique completely different but i've i've heard and received all of them. Which teacher do you feel was the most authoritative and made you want to sit down the most? I think the one that I felt to my core was Mrs. Jay. Me too.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Mrs. Jay, congratulations. You, New Zealand's most terrifying teacher. One more time for us, Mrs. Jay. Yeah, what a title. Can we have it one more time? Discipline us. You need to sit yourself. down. Well, I kind of like it now, actually. People pay good money for that.
Starting point is 00:28:34 You know, people will pay good money for that. Thanks, Mrs. Jay. Thanks, Mrs. Jay. It's Z.m's Brea and Clint podcast. Time for what's the plot. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the plot? It's our movie guessing game where this week
Starting point is 00:29:06 if you can beat Bree you'll win $800 cash, Briar. Good afternoon. Hello. Hello. This is the big leagues, Briar. $800, that'd be nice, wouldn't it? Oh, it'd be great.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Yeah. What's your favorite genre of film, Briar? Um, or anything like romance and drama, I guess. Anything drama? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Look, Briar, how this works is I read out movie plot lines from the start, just so we're all clear.
Starting point is 00:29:35 You buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what it is. And if you get two plot lines correct, first you win, okay? Okay. Okay. Briar, have you got us on speakerphone? It's not the best line. I don't want you to be disadvantaged here. No, it's not on speaker.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Not on speaker? Okay. We can hear you, so we'll persevere. Our theme today, because KJ Arpa has debuted his alter ego, Mr. Fantasy, releasing music, posting really weird videos, today all of these movies are about characters with secret alter egos. Oh, okay. More common than you might think in film.
Starting point is 00:30:20 I can't think of a single one. You will. Here we go. Good luck both of you. Here's your first plot line. After a bitter divorce, an actor is willing to go to any lengths to get his children back. Brie. Brie.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Mrs. Doubtfire. Secret alter ego. Yeah. One of the best secret alter egos ever. Yeah. Going like a lady. You see Mrs. Doubtfire, Briya. I have.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Fantastic movie. Hello! Okay, we move on. Movie number two, secret alter egos. When a lively lounge singer sees her mobster boo, bow, commit a murder, she is reed briar. Um, uh, the, um. I'll give you, I'll give you, I'll give you three, two. Um, the, um, the.
Starting point is 00:31:26 I've got to buzz you out there, sorry, Briar. And I feel like Bree's going to... Do I get a guess? No, because Briar just said it. Sister Act. Oh, did she? But you would have got it, wouldn't you? I would have got it.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Yeah, that's okay. We move on. One nil still to Bree. Movie number three, secret alter egos. When a terrorist threatens to bomb a pageant... Brie. Brie. Brie.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Miss congeniality. Briar was right there, clipping it by heels. It's a 2-0 victory, but it felt closer than that. It did, it really did. Briar, you get the consolation prize. It's not $800.
Starting point is 00:32:07 It's 50 KFC chicken dollars. Thank you for playing. Thanks, Briar. Call back and play any time. She is too good, yeah. She just wants to get to that $1,000, Briar. That's what she's...
Starting point is 00:32:21 Call me back when it's on $1,000. I'll give it. to you, Brite. Okay. She'll throw it. Yeah, we march on. $850 next week. So how many weeks do I have to go?
Starting point is 00:32:32 Another four. Another four. Yeah, we'll 850 next week. Then 900. Then 950. Oh, yeah. And then the fourth week. I thought it was three.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I'm getting ahead of myself. Daylight saving will be over when we're on the thousand. That's so far away. It'll basically be summer. But don't count your chickens. It could go next. week. Yeah, I'm getting too far ahead of myself.
Starting point is 00:32:55 It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. Are we all up to date with the KJ Upper Mr. Fantasy thing that's going on? I think so. I might have been one of the first people to find the profile. I think you were. It was over the weekend Bree sent through a video.
Starting point is 00:33:11 It was only when I started following, I think there was about 20,000 followers. Bree sent through this video to our group chat of this weird looking dude with these weird looking teeth. And I said, I was like, I'm pretty sure this is KJ Arpa. And people are pretty sure this is KJ Arpa.
Starting point is 00:33:29 And I, to be fully honest, ignored you because I was like, oh, yeah. Breeze on one of her tangents again. Breeze wasted. It was like 10 in the morning. Breeze having a big weekend. Turns out she was right. And this is KJ Arpa. Mr. Fantasy here.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Right. The comments are absolutely great. I love everything you guys are saying. And I came on there just to point out a few things. because there seems to be a common misconception going on. It's just a movie. What movies is this for? It's not for a bloody movie, is it?
Starting point is 00:34:02 What movie would it actually be for? I'm not a bloody actor, am I? Although I could be, but I'm a musician. You know what it means? It means KJ. Up is a better actor than I realized. It was good acting. Yeah, it is. It wasn't quite clear what it was for until just yesterday.
Starting point is 00:34:18 I've just had a realisation as to who he reminds me of. Yeah. It's a modern. day Austin Powers. Yeah, there's a lot of Austin Powers in there. It's like Austin Power, if Austin Powers had his son, that's what he would look like. It's a bit Austin Powers. It's also a little bit David Brint,
Starting point is 00:34:34 where he's like, I'm not an actor, am I? But I could be. Yeah, like that English humor. Anyway, it turns out Mr. Fantasy is KJ. Alper's pop star alter ego, and he's dropping music. We've decided, we're on board, aren't we? I like it. We're down with Mr Fantasy. A bit of a groove.
Starting point is 00:34:57 And we've decided we'd like to be the first New Zealand radio station, maybe the first worldwide radio station to interview, not KJ. Upper. We want to talk to Mr. Fantasy. And we're going about this in a couple of different ways. First of all, Claudia has reached out to Mr. Fantasy in the official channels
Starting point is 00:35:15 because there is an email address, isn't there? Yeah, it's on his Instagram, I think. It's an official Mr. Fantasy email address. Imagine how many people are emailing. him. Yeah. No one else do it because you've got mine down. But no one else is emailing from an official ZDM email account with a executive producer, Claudia Sykes. I just put that in the bottom of the email there, are they?
Starting point is 00:35:37 I have seen him in an interview say that ZM was his only and favorite radio station when he's here in New Zealand. What? Correct. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. But we've got to cover all our bases. So we've gone on a different route too. producer ella has cooked up her own alter ego in which she is Mr Fantasy's long-lost daughter Hello Oh my gosh, Daddy Fantasy And she is posting on TikTok
Starting point is 00:36:04 This is my daddy's new track Oh Daddy Fantasy It's me, your long-lost daughter 24 long, long years Of not having a Daddy fantasy I found him, he's on the TikTok And I was wondering If me and you can like reunite and meet
Starting point is 00:36:20 The songs about me! I miss you, father. Come home. I reckon it's got as much chances as anything else of work. Yeah, why not? Why not? Throw crap at the wall, see what sticks. Exactly, and I know it's... Sorry for calling you crap.
Starting point is 00:36:33 I didn't mean it like that. It was a saying. No, I know, I know. It is a bit ridiculous. She means the accent. Well, the accent kind of went in and out, and then at the end it was a bit Greta Thunberg. Okay, well, hear me out.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Everyone listening now, we need to rally together and get Daddy Fantasy on Zand Breenclint. So go to my TikTok. We need to do this. Is it on your personal TikTok? It is. I mean, I didn't know if I should post it on Brinclin. I tagged him.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Oh, okay. Whatever you say. My TikTok, Ella the Gator. Whatever you say, Gretta, I am with you. Yeah. We stand with you. My name is not Greta. What is your name?
Starting point is 00:37:12 Lil fantasy. Little fantasy. Where's that Gritter? Where's that Gritter. Don't you dare. Don't. No. How dare you? How dare you?
Starting point is 00:37:23 Don't make fun of me. I miss, I need my daddy. My dreams, my childhood with your empty words. How dare you? It's uncanny. You guys are laughing at my misfortune. I need my daddy. Anyway, watch this space.
Starting point is 00:37:37 We're putting it out there. We want the Mr. Fantasy exclusive here on the Brian Clint show. And we're quite clearly willing to do anything to get it. If you went to high school with KJ, Can you let us know? You've got a phone number. You've got a, yeah, old phone number. Play ZDems, Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:37:55 I've got to come clean about something. I think I may have adopted a certain boomer behavior. What? That's crazy. Not you. So out of character for you. So out of character. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:38:09 You're the least boomer person I know. Yeah, I've never thought that about you ever. No. I've never heard you say anything remotely. boomerish. No, I'd be a boomer if I could. Have you been yelling? It looks like a great lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Have you been yelling at the loitering youth again at the supermarket? Get out of here, you, can't. And I haven't quite progressed to full wallet phone yet. Okay. I don't see the practical benefit of the wallet phone. Because you've got paywave in your phone. Yeah, the wallet phone is a dying breed, I think. Do you, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Well, since Apple paywave and having your cards on your phone, it kind of. And the boomers love to have that big flap, flapping around on their phone and holding the flap up when they're taking their landscape photos, don't they? I just think of the bacteria and the germs. Oh, I've never seen a wallet phone in good condition. Yeah. They're never like a high-quality leather or anything.
Starting point is 00:39:02 They're always pleather, and all the plethe's always frayed off around the outside. And why are most of them purple? Well-worn, I'd describe them as always. I think my mum's is purple. My dad's is brown wallet phone. Or red. I feel like there's a lot of red ones. There is some reds out.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Anyway, no, it's not that. The boom of behaviour that I've adopted. And I'm actually quite enjoying it. Can I just say, I'll just put my sake in the ground. I'm so surprised. Are you guys? I wouldn't have thought you would enjoy that at all. No.
Starting point is 00:39:31 I, Clint Roberts, millennial. We know. I've gone big phone font. Oh my God. That isn't bad. Does your wife know about this? It's none of her business. It's my phone.
Starting point is 00:39:43 What made you come to that? I did it by accident. Because it turns out you can just pinch it and it gets bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller. Oh, honey. This is worse than I ever could have imagined. I did not think it was going to be this. And then I made it big and it's quite nice on the eyes. It's quite nice to read.
Starting point is 00:40:01 It looks like you're reading a meme page from here. You're going to be one of those guys at the Warriors where people see you texting. Oh, how? People can read my texts easier, can't they? Because your phone's already a big phone. It is a big phone. And then you've got the big text on there. People will know, you're going to have to get one of those screens that blocks out the, you know.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Privacy screen. Yeah. You can't have a privacy screen. I have to get a wallet phone so I can have it sheltering my screen while I'm doing my big texting. Get an iPad at this point. Get an iPad. The size of the text, we're at about maximum. We're at approximately three words per line.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Maximum 4. And you're at maximum font? Yeah, I'm at maximum font. You're at maximum font? Guys. I know what we can get him for his birthday. A magnifying glass? We can get in one of those giant remote controls
Starting point is 00:40:55 that all your nan and pop used to have. You know, so they can see what they're doing when they're watching the television. Do you remember the landlines that came out with the enormous buttons on it? We'll get you one of those as well. You'll be in heaven. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Can I challenge people to try it? Can I challenge people to give it a go? We're good. Other people maybe. No, no, no, just hear me up for a second. Don't make Claudia do it. She'll never date again. You've got to put the stigma behind you.
Starting point is 00:41:24 That's part of leaning into the boomer lifestyle. You've got to stop worrying what other people think and just live for you. I wonder if we do that. I wonder if all of a sudden we'll be able to buy a house more easily. Yeah, it's quite possible. Because then I'm keen. You're channeling the energy. Maybe you should go to news talk, though, and talk to the audience on that channel.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Stop trying to get rid of me, okay? It's not going to happen easily. We heard news talk a hireer. One day to time. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Oh, there's a grandfather that's had a big whoopsie. Have you seen this in the news today? I've seen the headline.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Oh, I feel so bad for him. Yeah. So essentially what's happened is this has happened at a daycare in Sydney over in Australia where the grandfather's been asked to pick up the granddad. son from the daycare. As you do. As you do. Lean on the grandparents.
Starting point is 00:42:18 The grandparents help out. The grandpa's turned up, picked up his grandson. Uh-huh. And it wasn't until another mother from the daycare has turned up there and said, oh, I'm here to pick up my kid. And they couldn't find her kid. They've looked around the daycare, searching, couldn't find the kid. Everyone's obviously gone into panic.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yes, as you would. As you would. And that's when they looked at CCTV footage and they've realized they've given her son to this grandfather and he didn't realize that it was the wrong kid. It doesn't even sound. It's not funny. It's not funny, is it, though? It's not funny. It's real serious.
Starting point is 00:43:06 It's got the wrong kid. It's not funny. There's so many things that need to go wrong for this to happen. First of all, the grandfather needs to not be familiar with which one. his grandson is. Second of all, the kid has to be young enough to not be like, you're not my granddad. You know? So we've got to be talking like...
Starting point is 00:43:24 I think it's a young child, like probably maybe one. Yeah. Or a baby even. No, but... You could be a baby. I'm thinking one. I reckon like one and a half, like one. And also the daycare.
Starting point is 00:43:36 The daycare has got to go, can they not tell the kids apart? You'd hope that they can. And if they can't, then they probably have too many kids at the daycare. The granddad's going to be in big trouble with his daughter or son, the father of the child, the parents of the child. But the daycare's going to be in trouble with the government because that's a... Oh, there's an investigation. Yeah. Yeah, there's an investigation that's underway where they will be looking into how this actually happened.
Starting point is 00:44:08 You can't do that. You can't just let granddad pick and choose which one he wants to take home. You know what, at the end of the day, the grandparents said that they took very good care of him. I'm sure they did. They said he was teasing. They gave him a cuddle. He was having a great time. He was none the wiser.
Starting point is 00:44:25 No, no. They would have taken the utmost care of the child they took, but the child was no blood relative of theirs. You know what? I'm going to give the granddad the benefit of the doubt. Go on. Before, if we have not seen pictures of the two. children. True, we need a side-by-side. They could be identical. We don't know. How do we know? They could look exactly the same. I doubt it, but they could. Hey, maybe he's never spent time
Starting point is 00:44:55 with his grandkid before. Maybe it was the first time he met him. It was the first time they've met. Yep. Yeah. Maybe he just had his cataracts done. He shouldn't have been driving either. I mean, if he did, he shouldn't have been driving. No, but maybe he just had eye surgery. Have I told you about the time my dad took photos of the wrong kid and the Wheat Bix Kiwi Kid's Triathlon. I was in it. I was doing the big bike ride. Dad was positioned to get some photos of me doing the bike ride
Starting point is 00:45:22 and it was back in the day where it was on film obviously so you had to get it processed. A week later we go and get the photos. Can't wait to see the photos of me in the triathlon and look at the pictures. Dad, this is a girl. Not me at all. Dad, Ted, this girl, she has boobs in these photos.
Starting point is 00:45:37 It was just some other kid who had a red bike. yeah but I'm sure they were great photos so it can happen there wasn't a single photo of me it wasn't a single photo of me he took photos of the wrong kid I picture your dad probably had had a nap
Starting point is 00:45:52 and then kind of pan it I reckon he's put in the least amount and he was like that'll do I actually reckon he's gone he won't know the difference I'll just take a photo he's got a red bike he won't know so
Starting point is 00:46:04 here's the question and look we're not what the The grandparents do, and it kind of banned them from looking after the kids for a bit. Why, yeah. Why are the grandparents not allowed to babysit anymore? Yeah. What was the bit where you went?
Starting point is 00:46:22 Oh, I love you guys, but, um... Or maybe there was a... I reckon this is a bit beyond you now. Maybe there was a period where they had to stand down for a little bit. They got a suspension. Yeah, suspension. And it could be, it could be through accidental negligence, like picking up the wrong child from daycare. or it could be like a generational thing
Starting point is 00:46:41 where you had to explain to your grandparents that we don't use rum to put children down for a nap anymore. Maybe they put on pulp fiction for the kid to watch. It's a grandfather who's in a bit of hot water over in Sydney at the moment after he picked up the wrong grandson from daycare. They only realise when the other mother of the kid that they picked up turned up to the daycare and was like, where's my kid? Where's my kid? And who's that kid over there?
Starting point is 00:47:13 Yeah, where's my son? Someone takes in and said, granddad should have gone to specksavers. Poor granddad. Like, if it wasn't such a serious story, it would make a great specksavers ad. It would. Poor grandpa. So we're asking you, why weren't the grandparents allowed to babysit anymore? Rachel's here.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Hi, Rach. Hi, Rach. Hi, Rach. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. What did the grandparents do, Rach? Oh, I've had 14 years to recover from this. But they took my son when he was a year old for his first haircut without telling me
Starting point is 00:47:46 and then slipped it into a phone conversation later like, oh, we've just been out and about and gone for a haircut. Oh, no. Did they get a lock of hair, though? No, that's the worst part. I'm a memory collector and I have all the teeth and, you know, all that. And they did not get off of hair. That's a red card.
Starting point is 00:48:06 You would have been fuming. Let me guess. when you kicked off to Rach, they were like, oh, calm down. It's not that big a deal. Exactly. It's just a hair, people thought he was a girl, but he had a beautiful blonde girl. They did it because they didn't like his hair. That's why they did it.
Starting point is 00:48:23 I'd be furious. And Rach is 14 years later. Still hasn't let it go. Anonymous is here. Hi Anonymous. Yeah, good afternoon. Why were the grandparents banned from babysitting Anonymous? Yeah, so grandma used to pick up the kids from kindergarten and in school and look after them.
Starting point is 00:48:38 the afternoons. Great. Amazing afternoon teas. Yes. But they were usually buzzing from the sugar high when we picked them up. Yeah. On the strange day, we put them up. They were asleep at 5pm and we were like, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:48:50 And I was strolling around the afternoon tea table and there was ginger beer, but it was alcoholic ginger beer. Oh, my God. Oh, the kids have got on it at Grandma's. Oh, grandma. They're so fast to sleep. Yeah. Holy smokes. Was she mortified when she found out Anonymous?
Starting point is 00:49:07 Yeah, yeah. It's hard to hold those emotions in sometimes, right? Yeah. You get the protective thing going on. Oh, so you kicked off a bit. Well, you know, you're just trying to hold it in. Yeah. Well, the kids were drunk.
Starting point is 00:49:19 They passed out at 5 o'clock. Sure you were pretty T.O. What's the hangover on a 5-year-old like? Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. This text is pretty good. It says, my parents were visiting from overseas over Christmas and offered to help with daycare runs while we were still at work,
Starting point is 00:49:36 sweet as, until we realized. granddad thought to put the kids in the car seat just meant to sit them in there like lounge chairs, no harnesses or straps. Yeah, the kids will be wrong. That is old school. That's so funny. That's old school.
Starting point is 00:49:52 That's so good. My father-in-law gave our one-year-old Pepsi because she looked like she was wanting it, apparently. What? She said she wanted some. She asked for it. It was her idea. She reached for it.
Starting point is 00:50:03 She's won. This one isn't about kids, but it's about a fur baby. It said, we left my Popper to puppy sit. New puppy was part Dalmatian. Got home to pick up the puppy and Papa had used a red felt tip pen to play Join the dots on my new puppy.
Starting point is 00:50:20 No more puppy sitting for Popper. There is to a tee something my father would do. That is brilliant. I can picture your dad doing that. Not grandparents, but I worked with a teacher who bought a random kid home from another school on the school trip she was on. The school just hot
Starting point is 00:50:38 The kid just hopped onto their bus And didn't say anything God You can't do that Can you imagine That teacher would have been Disbred What about this one
Starting point is 00:50:50 My dad was looking after my two-year-old son On a Sunday afternoon And didn't realize that my son Had taken his beer That he just opened into the toy room And drank the whole thing When I picked up my son I knew something was wrong
Starting point is 00:51:04 Because later that night He was vomiting and my parents never confess the true story until five years later. Take it to the grave, parents. Take it to the grave. What do you need to tell them? A whole beer. That's very different to sharing one can of ginger beer amongst a bunch of kids.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Look, there's so many of these stories. And we've got to be careful because grandparents play a very important role. Grandparents are the best. They're the best. And it takes a village to raise a child. It doesn't mean we can't have a life. at the woodseys when they happen. People wouldn't have kids
Starting point is 00:51:39 without the help of their grandparents. The grandparents are the backbone. So we love you guys. Just check when you're picking the kid up, just check that it's the right kid. Yeah. And no alcoholic beverages until they're, you know, at least 18.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Or at least 13. At least. Unless, of course, they look like they want it like that other kid, yeah. You know, if they're like, oh, love it. Then, you know. Freeing. you well.
Starting point is 00:52:07 ZDN's Brinclent. Brinclin. All I want to my birthday, the birthday banger. All right, the number one song when you turn 16, this is where we figure it out, and we'll tell you your birthday banger. Kate's going first. Good afternoon, Kate. Hi, Kate.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Hi, guys. How you going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, it's been amazing, thank you. What have you? Why so amazing? What, day off.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Day off. Yes, Kate. Nothing better than that. Hey, we're so glad you've included us in your day off. What is your birthday? 8 to June, 1965. All right, that means, Kate, you were 16 in 1981, and we've done our calculations.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Here's your birthday bag on. Credit a car, stand off, size, she's got, Betty Davis. Yes, I know this one. Oh, it's a bob, Kate. You get Kim Carnes and Betty Davis Eyes. It's a classic. Do you love it?
Starting point is 00:53:06 I love it. Yeah. It's a great one, Kate. Good memories. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Zach's birthday banger. Gidey, Zach. Gidey, how you going?
Starting point is 00:53:16 Good, mate. What have you been doing with your day? Not a lot. Just work. Just finished a 24-hour shift. Oh, you're going to home now. 24 hours. Oh, my smokes.
Starting point is 00:53:24 What do you do? I work for dire emergency. I'm a firefighter. Oh. Thank you so much for your service. Can you ever sleep at the fire? surely? It's called a rest.
Starting point is 00:53:38 I guess it's a rest, yeah. Yeah. I'm just resting my eyes, right, Zach? That's the one. Yeah, absolutely. Well, good on, yeah. We appreciate you guys. What is your birthday, Zach?
Starting point is 00:53:48 29th of January, 1997. Hey, Zach, did you guys actually go down the pole? Not in my district, no, but there are some around, I believe. Okay. Interesting. It's more of an American thing, right, where they're like in the inner city stations and they've got the trucks down below and the guys up top. Yeah, Brian.
Starting point is 00:54:10 I guess so I haven't really worked over there, so I couldn't really tell you. In the built-up neighborhoods. Yeah, I mean, I guess so, yeah. Man-splane firefighting to the firefighter. But anyway, as you were, Bree. You were 16, Zach, in 2013, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. I want to scream and shout and let it all out. And scream and shout and let it out.
Starting point is 00:54:32 We're saying all we love. Just wait for the good, but hang on, sweat there, Zach. Oh, now, now, rocking wet. Will I am in... Brittany, bitch. You into it? Yeah, I'm pretty into it. I'm pretty into it.
Starting point is 00:54:44 I'm just sure it still goes hot now. Better go off in the firehouse, wouldn't it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Get this on in the fire truck. Oh, yeah. That was peak, Will I am. And Brittany with a British accent.
Starting point is 00:54:55 One more birthday banger for Steph. G'day, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi, how's we going. Good, thanks. What have you been doing? I'm just working as well but not a 24-hour shift for me
Starting point is 00:55:06 Nah What do you do for work, Steph? I'm an arborist Oh, okay So you're cutting down big trees and stuff Oh, like pruning and climbing But yeah, a bit of that I thought you said arsonist for a second
Starting point is 00:55:18 And I was like, Zach is not going to be happy about this Yeah, this is a precious Yeah Hot job, Steph I just picture you and your overall Getting out there Chaps and your chainsaw With your pruners and your axe
Starting point is 00:55:31 Yeah, pretty much summed it all up for me. I thought so. Hey, Steph, what is your birthday? At the 31st of July 1935. All right, that means, Steph, you were 16 in 2011, and we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday ban. Turn me by the tongue and I'll know you
Starting point is 00:55:52 Kiss me to your junk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera I'm into it, Steph? Yeah, it's not a vibe But it's got to be hard to compete with that Yeah I hear what you're saying I agree with you actually
Starting point is 00:56:12 I think of the three The vibe for today is well I am Britney Spears scream and shout What do you reckon, Bree? Like, we're never going to get moves like Jagger because it's one of your most hated songs. You can vote for it and Claudia can back you up if you want, but I will never vote for moves like Jagger. Yeah, which is fair enough.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Claudia never votes with me, so I may as well go scream and shout. And I love that song anyway, so I'm happy. Zach, on his way home from 24 hours at the fire station, you've just won birthday banger. Well done. Yes, Zach. How good.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Brian Clint from the year 2013. Here's your birthday banger on ZDM. When you have this in the club, you're going to check, turn they up. ZDames, Brian Clint, podcast. On now, now, walking with, will I am? Britney, Ben. Will I am? Britney Spears, scream and shout, a birthday banger from 2013 for Zach this afternoon on ZM.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Remember we found out recently that the reason why Brittany sounds English is because it was Tulisa from the UK's song. first. Oh. She's, Talisa is a judge on, I think it's the X Factor UK. Okay. And a pop star.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Yeah. And I'm pretty sure Will I Am was on that show as well. And she showed him the song. And he's like, oh my God, I love this song. Like, can I have it? Yeah. I want, you know, can I have it? I want Britney Spears to sing on.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Yeah. Rude. And then she said all of a sudden, Britney and Will I.M. release the song. And she's like, what? So why is it British? Because it's her backing vocals.
Starting point is 00:57:49 It's her in there because she recorded it. Yeah. I thought you were saying that Brittany heard it. No. You didn't understand that she wasn't meant to do the British X-E. There's still a bit of her recording in there. And that's why it sounds English. She's English.
Starting point is 00:58:04 And she knows the ZDM Podcast Network. Guys, I had a mare at the gym this morning. Yeah. And can I just like say up front? I get quite anxious in social settings, including the gym. The gym for me is not a comfortable place. Like, I don't walk in there and know what I'm doing. I usually go to the Pilates room at my gym, and that's my safe space.
Starting point is 00:58:31 I know what I'm doing. It's not that big. I usually know the people in there. The other part of the gym, I'm quite uncomfortable and always think people are looking at me, and I'm like, oh. but I pushed myself today to go anyway and I was proud of myself for doing that and the Pilates Gym was full
Starting point is 00:58:52 so I was like oh god here we go out into the wild west I'm going to have to go out into the wild west where people are going to judge me but I was like put my big girl pants on and we're here let's just get it done so I put my headphones in
Starting point is 00:59:09 because I was like that's a little bit more comfort for me put my headphones in put some music on and so I did that put some music on and I was like God I was like these air pods they must have gone through the wash or something I was like this is so weird I was like they're not working properly so I turned the volume up all the way to full blast still not really working and I couldn't figure out what was going on but I was like oh well I'm just going to hit the stair master and get it done that's because my air pods were dead
Starting point is 00:59:48 and the song was coming through my phone you were playing music for the whole gym from your phone for two songs for two complete songs right I thought it was coming through my air pods but it was just very low and I was like this anyway but I was so like anxious and I was like oh I'm out in the wire It's fine, it's fine. God, I need to know what the songs were.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Yeah. So that's another point. Here was song number one. Yeah, banger. Banger, do I want to hear it coming out of the pockets of your gym shorts through a phone? No. At the same time, banger. Absolute bong.
Starting point is 01:00:40 The next song It really takes a turn This was the other song That I had on full blast at the gym Without Realising So just picture me right The song's on full blast I think I'm listening in my airpots
Starting point is 01:01:00 And I'm on that scaremaster With an audible soundtrack I can see the vibe you were going for It was inspiring me Uplifting inspirational I was like one step at a time This is me and this is the song I'm listening to And then it built here
Starting point is 01:01:23 Oh it sent me I sent it on that stairmaster It's a good stair climbing pace And then when I realised that It had been playing through my phone For do well songs I went home Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:01:40 No, fair enough. I was so embarrassed. I was like, I've got to get out of here. I'm going to get out. You know, it could have been worse. You could have been listening to a podcast. Like, imagine if you were listening to like the sex. Dot Life podcast or something.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Yeah, I probably... And Morgan was talking about some technique that she's teaching Haley in graphic detail. I would have been banned forever. And you're just, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I'm the stairmaster. And everyone's like, what is that woman listening to it? Anyway, charge your AirPods, everyone. You should get the ones with the cable. Yes.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Just the safe day. I think go old school. Charge them up. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Big day on Sunday. It's Father's Day. Uh-huh. Don't forget, okay?
Starting point is 01:02:25 Don't forget anyone that it's Father's Day on Sunday. Also, we should never, ever forget one of the greatest pieces of radio in New Zealand history. Father's Day is on Sunday. I mean, it's the gift that keeps it. on giving. Every year you and I like to call, call around and just, you know, ask that reverse trivia
Starting point is 01:02:47 question. Fair reverse trivia, answered a night Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's? Father's Day is on Sunday. You know, yesterday we called an RSA and Kat answered and she wasn't keen on playing.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Welcome to Reverse Trivia. Are you ready to play? If the answer is Sunday, Kat, what might the question be? Are you there, Kat? She didn't answer at all. But I reckon she just got stage fright. Yeah, I don't we call her back today. Let's see if Kat's around. I reckon she's been kicking herself for the last 24 hours for missing a big opportunity.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Hello? Hi, is Kat there? Who? Cat. Hey, speaking. Oh, that's Kat. Welcome to Brian Clint's Reveren. First trivia on ZM.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Cat, if the answer is Sunday, what might the question be? What's the answer? If the answer Sunday, what might the question be? Father's Day. What did you say, Kat? Father's Day. Close. Could you give it to us as a question? What day is Father's Day?
Starting point is 01:04:09 She's got it. She's got it. You want a funny read about it. Day two, and Cat is all over it like a rash. Kat, we rang you yesterday, and were we right that you just had stage fright yesterday, and you needed a second chance at the question? I don't know. I think I had to realize it was.
Starting point is 01:04:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. Hey, Kat, you have won 50 KFC chicken dollars. For what? For getting the question right. Yeah, for winning Zidim's reverse. trivia. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Yeah. If you want to hold the line, we'll pass you over to our producers, and thanks so much for playing. Okay. Didn't want to play. We forced her. Was happy that she won a prize, though. Do you reckon?
Starting point is 01:04:55 I mean, fair enough. She's been bombarded with phone calls that she never asked for. Do you reckon we called Kat back again tomorrow? Yeah. And we play again, and maybe she'll be more into it. For 100K of 6.000. For 100 KFC chickens During we just call Kat every day
Starting point is 01:05:13 For the next three years Yeah Until she eventually gets a restraining order Taken out against us We can talk about that off air A ZM's Brinklin podcast That's end of our show everybody Can you believe it?
Starting point is 01:05:30 I can believe it Just come and go like that And it's Friday tomorrow Is it Friday tomorrow? Yes Oh thank God It sure bloody is Oh, are we going to the pub?
Starting point is 01:05:40 Are we going to the pub? Oh, yes, can we? I want to go to the new one, the cauliflower with a yum salad. What one? Oh, that one over there. Oh, the one in the lane. Yeah. I think it's not that one's turn.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Oh, we're taking turns now. Yeah. Can I suggest to everybody? I don't know if your job allows it, but if there is a way that you can do a pub lunch in your workplace on a Friday, it's the best. It lifts the mood so much. It is really nice.
Starting point is 01:06:06 I look forward to Friday so much. I mean, you already look forward to Fridays. Should we do pub lunch on a Monday? That would help break the week out. I don't hate the idea. Yeah, yeah. Should we do pub lunch on a Wednesday? Don't hate that idea either.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Yeah, yeah. Monday? Or do we just agree Monday's a right off, do it Wednesday? Yeah. No, no, I'm talking Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Oh, jeez. We can go there more than once. Actually, I don't have money for it.
Starting point is 01:06:31 If I had the money, I would. Yeah, that's the issue, yeah. Thank you. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye. on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.

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