ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th April 2023

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody and welcome to the Radio Award nominated Brant Clipshow. That's right, nominated again. But don't worry, we won't win. I think we've been nominated. Every year. Every year. It's good to be nominated.

Oh my god, we appreciate being nominated. I love being nominated. Always good to be in the mix god we appreciate being nominated I love being nominated Always good to be in the mix And that means You get to go to the awards We have learnt not to get to it Can you hear us? You shouldn't get your hopes up

That's a good life lesson Are our mics on? Shoot low Are our mics on? You muted us I didn't mute you You muted us. Now we can hear you. How dear. I didn't mute you. You never muted us. I just rationed the amount of time

that we would have you on the podcast today. We take up too much. It actually records from our end so the podcast can hear what we're saying. It was only you that couldn't. Shame! I'm turning your mic off. Sorry, I turned yours off. Sorry. Oh my gosh, so much power. It's only us now. No way.

Guys. Is that true? Yeah. That's so funny. It's running through my desk, not yours. That was such a boss bitch move from you, Claudia, and I love it. Do it again. Do it again.

Bye. Hold on. Sorry, you're back. I feel like I've been castrated. Clint's face right now. You're so pissed off. I feel flatless. Wow. Is that the same thing?

Yeah It's the same thing She's stolen your flaps Yeah Who stole my vulva? Your flaps of power Anyway Anyway

What was What was so important That you were trying to get on Ella? She just wanted to speak Oh okay I was saying though That I've never been nominated before For any kind of radio award

And this is a career goal for me, just being nominated. You're nominated for twice as many awards as us. And this is our year. We're going to win it, guys. Wait, what was the other one? Best producer. We are nominated for best show, and they are nominated for best producer. So you got twice as many.

Yeah, right, right, right. I thought I'd missed one, and I was like, have I missed an award that was nominated? But no, I haven't missed one. Claudia's nominated for Claudia of the Year. Yeah, I'm still going to. Claudia of the Year. Can I pose a question on today's podcast intro for tomorrow's show and then potentially ask our podcast listeners if they would like

for this content to play out on tomorrow's show. Go for it. So does anyone in the room know what tomorrow is? The day before they started, the day before they crucified Jesus. It has nothing to do with Easter. It's a particular, you know those days where it's like it's National Friend Day. Oh, Steak and BJ Day. Yeah, yeah.

What do you think tomorrow is? I have been waiting for this day, can I say, for like nine months. Australian girls. With brown hair who are tall and beautiful. And woolly vests. Very niche day. Oh, that was yesterday. Damn, did vests. It's a very niche day. Oh, that was yesterday. Damn, did we miss it again?

We missed it again. Yeah, I know. Don't you hate that? I have put this in my calendar like over eight months ago because I had an idea. Actually, Bree told us to put it in your calendar. That's right. That's how much she's been waiting for this.

You should remember what tomorrow is. Now, producers, you know what it is. Yeah. Should we tell Clint? know what it is. Yeah. Should we tell Clint? Don't Google it. I'm not going to. I'm not going to look at my calendar. It'll ruin it.

It's not in your calendar. This is a secret between me and the producers. We don't tell Clint now, eh? Nah. But should we go forward with the plan? Oh, absolutely. Okay. Okay, Clint.

All I'll say is to you, Clint, don't bring or eat lunch. Can you turn your headphones off? Because we should tell the podcast listeners. Yeah, true. Don't we want to hear the input? Well, just can you? Yeah, I'll turn you guys off. I'll turn off from us now that I know that you will continue to record.

But you can't hear us right now. I can hear you now, but I'm about to turn you off. I will scream if we can hear you. I can no longer hear you. Can you hear us? No, we sound different. Just wait. Do a test.

Hello. I can't hear you. We can't hear you. No, you can't hear us. Oh, man, they're annoying. Cover your mouth. This is so annoying. Everyone, everyone, it is Burrito Day.

Do you have any idea what this is? Burrito World Day. Oh, they can't hear us on the podcast anyway, eh? Oh, they can't hear us, yeah. Okay, eh? Oh, they can't hear us, yeah. Okay, cool. We're back. Okay. Sweet.

The podcast listeners have been informed. It's so powerful doing that, by the way. If it's horse semen. It's not horse semen. National horse semen. National horse semen. Ew. No.

Would Brie do that? Because if it was, if it was. No. i could still have lunch okay it's not that feeling it would be and you would know because you've had it before have you heard the rule that every food is a soup or a salad is what is that a soup or a salad it's definitely a soup Is this like that one where everybody is a mouse or a rat? Is it like that? Yeah, like a frog or a... Okay, what are we? We've done it, we've done it already

It's a frog or a rat No, it's a rat You're a bird Every food is a soup or a salad No, I'm not into that Every food is a soup or a salad Like what? Like spaghetti, what's that? Salad. No, it would be soup

because you soup. Yeah, it is a soup. Depends how runny it is. Nah, it's a salad. Sandwich. Because there's lots of things in a bowl. What's a tiramisu? Soup. What about noodles? Salad. Salad. Salad. Sandwich? Salad. What about just soup? Soup.

That is that's what we call a salad with a lipube dressing it's a boneless chicken breast i didn't say that i won't i won't have lunch tomorrow don't have lunch tomorrow okay yeah and make sure you can unhinge your- I won't check the podcast group today either. Yeah. Well, I'll try to. Do you guys think me and Ella have the same voice? Hang on. Talk? I'll close my eyes.

This dick. No. Your voice is way deeper. I'm coming in. I'm Claudia. Settle into you. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show.

Guys, I'm so excited. My parents have boarded the flight in Australia. They're on the way across the ditch to New Zealand. Oh la la. Here they come. Are you flight tracking them? No. You could. I could though. I've got their flight number. Yeah. I might do that. I mean, bit intense. They'll be here soon anyway. Yeah, they'll be

here soon. They'll get here when they get here. Fun. I know. I'm so excited. Is it Wednesday today? Wednesday today, yep. Which is technically Thursday because it's a short week. That is correct. Oh, yeah. Short week. Good Friday.

It's a long, long weekend. I ate hot cross buns for breakfast. I love hot cross buns. I'm not sorry about it either. Nah, don't be sorry about it. This is the one time a year. Yeah. You know, they're in season at the moment.

It's like when apples or other fruits are in season. Hot cross buns are in season. I don't think I put more butter on anything than I do on a hot cross bun. It's so bad. Yeah. I'm having a blood test for cholesterol this week. I'm like, ooh, bad week to do it. My cholesterol was up the last time I did one.

Was it? It was around Easter time. Oh, you've got to get on the flora proactive. Oh, yeah. I love that stuff. Do you get... Oh, this is such such basic chat but I'm so interested in it I'm showing my age You know when you buy butter, what type of butter do you buy?

Cheapest You don't buy the one that's in the paper Yeah, butter, I buy butter I buy the one that's on special for $5 My theory is all butter And all milk is the same. Like, in theory, yes. But, like, in my household, we buy the butter soft so you can spread it easily.

Oh, yeah, no, I buy the butter and the paper and then I just keep it in the pantry. Oh, mate, you are so cheap. Like, treat yourself. Trust me, it is a game changer. No, I bought a butter dish from Stevens. Oh, no. Oh, my God, How old are we? Let's get it moving.

We've got $500 up for grabs at 4 o'clock with Cookie Time's new cookie sandwich. This is easy money. It's easy to win. So stick with us till 4 if you're keen to win some cash. If you want to win cash right now, though, you don't want to wait. We've got $50 up for grabs thanks to KFC with Tradie versus Lady. You need the number. And that is 0800DIALS at M.

I don't keep the whole block in the pantry, by the way. What about when it gets... I cut a chunk off and I use it. And then cut a new chunk off and then use it. And then when it gets too hot, it just melts into the tray. Oh, your son was a nightmare, yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus Lady. Oh, guys. We laugh, don't we? If you don't, you'll cry. This is Tradie vs. Lady, where we're playing for 50 bucks cash from KFC, and it's all tied up at 28 games each. Yep, still tied up. The ladies picked up a win yesterday, so to even it for 28-28. Let's, for a change, meet our Tradie first. They're calling from Hamilton.

They're 26 years old, and they can bend their thumbs all the way back to their hands. Welcome to the show, Michael. Michael, does that mean you can get out of handcuffs? I don't think so. I haven't really tried. I think he means that way. Yeah, right.

But still, okay, yeah, that would just make it too big. Yeah. You spend much time in handcuffs, Michael? No, no, and I don't plan on it. Well, I guess you don't know then, do you? Yeah, not the police kind anyway, Michael. I could put it to the test, but I'd rather not. Michael's like, I can get out of those fluffy ones, okay?

Yeah, can't we all? You're taking on our lady today. She's calling from Christchurch. She's 44, and she can't go on you're taking on our lady today she's calling from christchurch she's 44 and she can't go on holiday because her kids have covered oh bloody kids welcome to the show rachel oh rachel how mad are you at those children right now i can't complain too much you know they avoided it for over three years oh is this is this their first time? Where were you planning on going on holiday? I assume over Easter?

Yeah, yeah. So we're in Christchurch and we're going to go visit our families up north. So Auckland, Tutukaka, Kittikitty. Oh, amazing. Rachel. Oh, no. Rachel, just do what you do with cats. Leave some food out for them and a kitty litter.

They'll be fine. Yes. I'll put those dogs out. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's see if we can brighten your day with a tradie versus lady victory. Your buzzer is lady.

Michael, yours is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Jacinda Ardern is preparing to leave Parliament. What year did she become Prime Minister of New Zealand? Tradie.

Yes, Michael. 2012? No. No. Yes, Michael? 2012? No. No. Rachel, you want to have a guess? 2019? No. That was closer.

It was 2017. 2017. Two terms for 2017. That's a fair bloody go at it, isn't it? Yeah. All right, no points there. Question number two. When water boils, what does it turn into?

Lady. Yes, Rachel. Boiled water. Yeah. She's got me there. I'm going to give it to her. She's got me there. I'm going to give it to her because I think that's a bit of a strange question.

I was looking for steam. Yeah. Or water vapour. Yeah, or water vapour. Yeah, or water vapour. But, I mean, yeah, your snoo could be there, Rachel. World water. Good from you. One to the ladies.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Rachel. One Direction. Well done. It is the One Direction boys. All right, that's two to the ladies. You need this one here, Michael, One Direction. Well done. It is the One Direction, boys. All right, that's two to the ladies. You need this one here, Michael, to stop her.

Question number four. What is the shape of the US presidential office at the White House? Lady. Yes, Rachel, for the win. Oval. It's the Oval Office. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

There you go, Rachel. At least something's gone your way. Thank you very much. The kids might have COVID, but you're sharp as a tack, and we got 50 bucks from KFC for you. Congratulations. Thank you. Nice work.

Bree and Clint. I need to read out this text that I received from my partner today because it is one of the most disturbing slash funny texts I think I've ever received. And then we can discuss, right? Okay. So my partner messaged me and said, oh my God, I think I just had the grossest experience of my life. And of course, that's got my attention straight away. So I said, what happened?

And then this was the text. So just for some context, we have two dogs, Whitney Houston and Meryl Streep. And on Wednesdays, they go on a walk with other dogs. Like a doggy daycare. Like a doggy daycare kind of walk thing. And then they get dropped back at home right and my parents are coming into town tonight so my partner's gonna wanted to wash the dogs so they're nice and clean for when they get here yeah so now knowing that context here's the text meryl just came home and was filthy from the walk so i chucked her in the shower. Then halfway through showering her,

she did a huge vomit. It looked like she'd had a Mexican burrito, question mark. There was beans, rice, corn and carrot and then it was so big and chunky and stunk in the shower so much and the space was enclosed that I then proceeded to vomit. This is so horrible. I then had to take out the crate of the shower and wash both our vomits down the drain and now I'm going to have to clean it all up before your parents come. What a disaster.

Was she showering with the dogs? Do you guys get in the shower and you wash them and then you can wash yourself? Like we're not naked, but we have one of the ones where you can pull the shower head off. So then we sit them in the shower. So she's not naked? No, no, no, no.

Not naked. Because I pictured this happening while she was naked. She's in there naked washing the dog and washing herself. No. And then the dog spews and then she spews on the dog spew. Can you imagine? And everybody's naked and wet. What a nightmare.

I just, I, in our relationship, I'm not the one that deals with the vomits. I'm more the poo gal. I deal with the poos. I can't deal with the vomit. So that story there is my worst nightmare. Yeah. Can you? I'm trying to think if something has ever made me vomit.

And I do. That's the bit that interests me. Yeah. It's the vomiting chain reaction. Because a vomit like any dog vomits or anyone's vomit. Yeah. Makes me nearly vomit. It's the smell of it for me.

It is. It's the smell for me too. And even just watching it. I don't think a dog vomit would make me vomit though. Oh, have you seen a bad dog vomit? Nah. It is horrendous. And normally they're vomiting something bad up because they don't want it in their system. Who gave your dog

a Mexican burrito? Well, this is the thing. We don't know. She's so like. She hasn't been on a bushwalk. She's been to Mad Mix. She's crazy, yeah. She's been to Mad Mix. Got the burrito deal. I think we should ask people, has this happened to you before where someone's vomit has then made you vomit? Yeah. Who spewed and it made you spew? I do recall one Christmas where we were sitting at the family dinner table playing, I believe

playing Cluedo and my brother dropped the most horrendous fart I've ever smelled and it made me vomit. Really? Yes. And I ran to the kitchen sink and I vomited and I didn't talk. That is disgusting. I didn't talk to him. So disgusting.

I didn't talk to him for two days because I was so upset because I hate vomiting so much. And I was like. He would feel so powerful in that moment too. He did. He would feel like the Thanos of farts. He's like, bow to me, Thanos, king of farts. You might need a strong stomach for this one, but stick with us.

We want to ask you the question, whose vomit made you vomit? Or did you vomit and in turn by vomiting make someone else vomit? We'll get your stories on next. Producer Claudia has asked me to issue a warning ahead of this next conversation. It's a bit gross. It is a bit gross because we're talking about times you've spewed

because someone else has spewed after my partner sent me this. So apparently our dog came back from a walk and was filthy. My parents are coming around. So popped her in the shower and was washing our dog, Meryl, in the shower. She was in there too. And then all of a sudden our dog has just vomited this like just massive vomit in the shower. That was Mexican. It looked like a Mexican burritorito we don't know where she's got it from there's beans there's corn there's carrot everything and the smell and the sight of it in an enclosed shower has then made my partner throw up as well

and it's just a mess it's a It's a vomit chain reaction. So we want to know, when's it happened to you? And Denise has called up. Hi, Denise. Hi, Denise. How are you doing? Good, thanks. Did you go first or second?

Pardon? Did you spew first or second? Are you vomiter one or vomiter two? I'm vomiter two. Oh, no, Denise. What went down? Well, I don't even know who vomited one was. That's the worst thing.

So I was on a little, so we used to live in Blenheim and used to travel regularly between Picton and Blenheim on a small airline there. Yeah. Oh, no. It was very, very cosy, small little plane, and I'm not the best traveller, and of course going across the Cook Strait can be a bit rough. So I was on a trip one day with my husband

and daughter and my daughter never sat with me because I quite often got queasy, never really threw up but quite often didn't feel great. So this particular journey got rougher and rougher and I sort of tapped my husband on the shoulder and said, just in case, can you pass me a bag? There was none where I was seated at the back. And he passed me the bag and I sort of opened it slightly to find someone else had obviously had a little bit of a stew in it. Oh, Denise! So, of course, as soon as I opened that bag, I was gone.

My daughter was, like, trying to climb under the seats at me on the plane. Oh, Denise. It was awful. Oh, Denise, like, trying to climb under the seats that made me on the plane. Oh, Denise. It was awful. Oh, Denise, that is so much worse than that. Oh, you poor thing, Denise. I thought you were going to say another person on the plane spewed, like, beside you, not on the flight before you. How dare that person?

Like, that is so disrespectful. To put the bag back? You know you vomited. Like, it's not like something that just slips out and you forget about it. Well, it was obviously just a little, because it was like, when I picked the bag up, it was silly. I don't care, Denise.

Look how nice Denise is. She goes, I was only a little bit, so. That's a shocker. And that's the first one. We've got three of these to get through. Let's go to Ariana. Hi, Ariana. Hi, Ariana.

Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. You vomited one, vomited two? So, I'm neither. I was a first-hand witness. Okay. What happened, Ariana? So, basically, I was on kind of like a,

I think it's called an expat tour through Europe, and I was at one of those cultural nights, and I think it was called an expat tour through Europe. And I was at one of those cultural nights, and I think it was Czech Republic. And it was one of those ones where there's lots of dancing and drinking. And my auntie and I had made friends with another auntie and niece. And on the way back, we got on the bus. They were in the front-hand seat. The other niece, she vomited on her auntie's knee,

and then her auntie proceeded to projectile vomit all over the back of her head. Oh, that's off. So she goes down to auntie's lap and spews, and auntie goes on the back of her head. I mean, the niece was asking for it, wasn't she? Yeah, basically. She started it.

Oh, that's so off. Oh, Ariane. Did you part way with your auntie and niece friends after that? I reckon it's time. Oh, no. No, we were good. We were just like crying and laughing and dry gazing in the back. That's a mess.

I need, do you want to hear this text? Oh, it's bad. It's bad. Ready? Picture this. We told you this break was gross, by the way. Yeah, we warned you. You don't get this all the time on our show,

but we're just going to go here for a little bit. But, I mean, someone said, our school had to stop an entire swimming sports day because when we got to the pool, the first lot that went into the water started vomiting. It was within minutes of swimming because the water was contaminated with something and this triggered a chain reaction of all of the students vomiting.

They would have had to drain the entire pool. You mentioned the teachers. You'd just be like, what is happening? That's like a nightmare. It's like a horror movie. Literally. All of the children start spewing And they're crying because they don't know why they're spewing

Imagine the 50 The teacher's like Get out Get out of the pool The 50 metre butterfly The kids are like Finally, Stephanie is going to share her beauty story with us. Tell us.

Steph, what happened? Well, I'm vomiter number four in the story. Wow. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, wow, Steph. So, have you heard of the game Bean Boozles? Of course.

It's the classic game where some of the jelly beans are nice flavours and the other ones are like vomit or old shoe and stuff like that, right? Yes, yes. That's the game. So we were all sat around a table. There was a lot of us. And my friend who I will leave her name out because she's in a very prominent job, shall we say.

Jacinda Ardern. I'm not saying any names. Oh, my God, it could be her. She's meant to be really, really tough. Okay. So she got a jelly bean. It was the vomit-flavoured one. Yeah.

And she then proceeded to throw up on the table and get in the sink. Okay. And then it set off a chain reaction around the table where we were all just throwing up on the table, on the floor, in the sink. It's like the scene from Bridesmaids. That was pretty much what happened. And we've not played the game since. A chain of four people spewed.

Three people spewed because of her. No, no. There was about six of us. I was the fourth one to crack. Wait, six people? Oh, my God. Yeah. And did all six people, was it after they've eaten like a bad jelly bean

or was it just from the first woman that vomited and it just caused a chain reaction? Yeah, so she got the vomit-flavoured one, which then she vomited first and then it was the smell and the sight. Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, please tell us who it was. Is it Judith Collins? I wish. Is it a Collins? I wish.

Is it a Black Fern? No, I'm not going to give any names. I could get in serious PR trouble. Is it? She's meant to be tough. Is it? Is it? Is it Tova O'Brien? Is it Hillary Barry?

No, I wish it was. Jessica Much-Makai. No, you're not going to get the name out. No, you're not going to get the name out. Is it Samantha Hayes? No. Oh, I got it. Oh, you're joking.

Stephanie did not confirm that, okay? Stephanie, you did nothing wrong. But Samantha Hayes, what a GP. Bree and Clint. Time to head to LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, you work on the show American Idol

and there's a lot of rumours swirling around the world at the moment and one contestant has left the show allegedly because of bullying claims. Yeah, so here's the situation, right? So a mother of three auditioning for American Idol. She's 25. She looks so young. Anyway, she's auditioning in front of Lionel, Richie and Luke Bryan and Katy Perry.

And when she said her age, she's 25, they were like, oh, my goodness, you look so young. She looks like, honestly, 17, 16 years old. Then she said, I have three children. And Katie laid back on the table because this woman's voice was so phenomenal. And the woman, her name's Sarah Beth, she said, oh, my goodness, if Katie lays back on that table, I think I'm going to pass out. And Katie said, honey, I think you've been laying on the table too much.

And they all kind of had a bit of a laugh, right? Yeah, so that is what Katie said to her during the audition. Now, the auditionee has, I believe, she's left the show. That's from what I've been told. She's left the show. She felt that she was mum-shamed by Katie Perry. Katie Perry, as you know, is a mum. And she felt that she was mum shamed for having three children.

And she also said that she felt that it was, like, targeted at her age, for having three children at her age. That's what she, the contestant, felt. And that's how it's played out. This story is everywhere. This story is on Fox everywhere around the state. Obviously, I can't speak on behalf of, like, how the contestant felt. You know, she has her own feelings and she feels however she felt.

But I know Katie, and Katie's the sweetest, nicest, funniest person in the world. And I don't think she was mum-shaming her. Like, I don't think Katie certainly never met that. That's what I believe. Dean, can I ask, is that the only thing that was said? Is that allegedly what the story is, is that Katie made that comment and that was enough for her to leave? Yeah, is that it?

Yeah, that's right. Right, okay. Yeah, then there was other conversations had where she said she wanted to leave and Katie and the team were like, no, stay on, don't leave. But she has left, yeah. And she was a team were like, no, keep, you know, stay on, don't leave. But she has left. Yeah. And she was a very strong singer as well. Oh my God.

And always up to the contestants if they want to stay and leave or whatever. It's a really unique opportunity. I feel disappointed that she left because it's such a rare opportunity, a show like that. It can just really give you a whole career, you know? And so it's disappointing how it played out.

But I know Katie never meant anything bad by it. No, I don't think so either. I don't think so either. I think, you know, they host these shows and they're there to make good TV and they want to crack a few funny jokes every now and then. And obviously she took it the wrong way. Yeah.

I'm not a mum and I'm definitely not a young mum. So I'd be interested to know if anyone does consider that mum shaming. I don't. Yeah. It doesn't sound intentionally offensive to me, but like I said, I'm not one, so who knows? Yeah. But maybe, I mean, I can just imagine how much pressure

these people have on them in those situations, and everything would feel heightened and way worse, and then you're away from your kids as well. And you're only 25. And you're 25, you know, so, yeah. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles from our man who's there on the set of American Idol. It's Dean McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. Someone here at ZM revealed to us yesterday that they were having their first ever Fijoa. And loving it. An adult man having his first Fijoa. Yeah, it was one of the security guards here and he was like, have you tried these? They're amazing.

New Zealanders claim Fijoa. I don't know that they exist too many other places in the world. They're not from New Zealand though. They're from South America, right? Yeah, they're South American. But it does fill you with a little bit of like patriotic pride when you see someone enjoying a Fijoa and you go, glad you like them. Yeah. But it does fill you with a little bit of like patriotic pride when you see someone enjoying a Fiji and you go, glad you like them.

Yeah, delicious. Fiji off flavour, everything. Anyway, we want to know, like him, what's the food that you've never tried that everybody else has had? G'day, Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Aaron.

What have you never tried? I've never tried coffee. Really? You've never tried? I get people who don't like coffee. You've never tried it? No? I've never tried coffee. Really? You've never tried? I get people who don't like coffee. You've never tried it? No, I've never tried it. It just smells yuck.

I mean, you've got a point. You do have a point, especially like instant coffee. Well, you say that, but it smells fantastic to me. Instant coffee kind of smells like poo. No, it does not smell like poo. It can.

No, it does not. Yeah, the bad one. No. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, kind of. No, it does not smell like poo. It can. No, it does not. Yeah, the bad one. No. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, kind of. No, you're completely wrong. But it does not smell like poo.

Right, Aaron, have you tried coffee-flavoured anything, like coffee-flavoured lollies or milk or anything like that? No, no. Right. Have you ever just thought you'd like to give it a go just so you can say you've tasted it? No. I reckon you'd be pinging off the walls

if you had a flat white as well. Nearly. I went up to my mouth once and just the smell got to me. Couldn't do it. The poo smell. Hey, Aaron. Yeah, straight poo.

No, it's not. Okay. No, you too. All right. Thanks, Aaron. See you, Aaron. Cheers. Send you a free flat white. Dee's here. Okay. No, you too. All right. Thanks, Aaron. Okay. See you, Aaron. Cheers. Send you a free flat white.

Dee's here. Hi, Dee. Hi, Dee. Hi. What have you never tried? Sushi. Oh. Sushi.

Okay. And just never tickled your pickle? Never thought I might get a salmon roll to go? I don't even like walking past the shops. What is it? Is it the raw fish or is it the fact that it's wrapped in seaweed? Both. Both?

Yeah. I mean, they do a pretty like westernised version of sushi now. You can get like a fried chicken one that's been covered in batter. Katsu chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't be into that? No. Okay.

I mean, in fairness. I don't even like rice balls. I wouldn't even try them. In fairness to you, Dee, when you describe sushi, it's like raw fish with rice rolled in seaweed. Yeah. Like it doesn't sound the most appetizing. You're right.

It doesn't sound nice, does it? No. No. Have you tried sashimi? No Why would you have tried sashimi to be honest That's probably your worst freaking nightmare That was a stupid question from me

Thanks Dee We're going to talk to Jess Hi Jess Blow our minds Jess, what have you never tried? Eggs or tomatoes Wait, what? How Jess? Eggs or tomatoes Wait What? How Jess? They're just not

Appealing Just the texture Yeah nah Even a boiled egg? No Fried egg? No Scrambled egg?

No Poached egg? No She hasn't tried eggs We've established that. What about a scotch egg? Because that's about as far from an egg as you can get. No.

Has anyone here ever seen a chicken lay an egg? No. I've seen it. It kind of turns you off a little bit. Ella would have. That's an Ella's. Have you? I just feel bad for the chicken, to be honest.

Well, they do it every day. No, but that's what I mean. I feel like it just looks painful. Is that why you don't eat eggs, Jess? Is it out of sympathy for the chickens? Yeah, well, you kind of know what it is as well. Like, yeah. Oh, you know, don't think too much about eggs

when you're eating them. No, that would put everybody off eggs. If you think too much about it. The big breakfast's not on the menu for you at the cafe, then, is it, Jess? No tomatoes, no eggs? No. Like, I really don't enjoy going out for breakfast.

Fair enough. Tomato sauce? Will you do tomato sauce? Oh, yeah. Tomato sauce is great. Yeah, right. I mean, I was going to say, like, tomato sauce, you're missing out. My dad will do tomatoes, but he won't do tomato sauce.

Yeah, right. I'm real homemade tomato sauce. Yeah. Yeah, right. Real homemade tomato sauce. Yeah. Yeah, right. Which is made from tomatoes. Tomatoes. So technically you have had tomatoes. Kind of.

Kind of. I'm like, thanks, Jess. Appreciate you calling. This text blows my mind. They said, I've lived in New Zealand for nearly 17 years, but I've never tried a kumara. Really? How? How?

How? There's so many different types. They're so delicious. What about kumara fries? Exactly right. Yum. Kumara mash. Yum.

Yum. So many good things. Yeah, okay. This is, I guess, yeah, wow. There's still things out there for everybody, I guess. Something new to try every day. The world is your oyster. If you've never tried those, give it a go.

Brian Clint. Come on, let us know. Be honest. What was the big life event that you missed because of a sporting match? I completely forgot about this before, but there's a story going around at the moment about an American basketball coach. His name's Tyronn Loo. He's the coach of the Clippers.

Okay. He has lost seven family members since December, and he hasn't been to a single one of their funerals because he didn't want to take a day off from coaching. How has he lost seven family members? I know. That's horrible. I know.

Listen to him. People don't even know this, but seven family members since December, and I ain't go to one funeral because we lost five games in a row like and so like well i can take the easy way out and say i'm gonna go home for a week or whatever i'm gonna go but i just felt like i couldn't do that oh mate like were they distant distant cousins or he said he said my family wanted me there it was a hard time for my family they They wanted me there, but I'm just built different. Yeah, real different with no empathy.

So hopefully nothing that grim, but we want to know, did you miss an important life event for a sports match? We're going to talk to Kendall. Hi, Kendall. G'day, Kendall. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. I believe you missed your brother's wedding for a sporting event.

Yeah, well, only half of it, really. It was the 2011 Rugby World Cup final at Eden Park. Worth it, worth it, worth it. My brother's wedding was on the same day. What was your brother thinking, Kendall? Totally not into rugby. Him and his wife, totally not into rugby. Didn't get the significance.

Oh, cool, it's Labor Weekend, let's have a Sunday wedding. I was like, oh my god, what are you thinking? What are you thinking? So I went to the ceremony but skipped out on the reception and I do not regret it for a second. Good girl! I feel like you paid your dues because you went to the boring

part of the wedding. Yeah, totally. It still comes up to this day that I missed the best reception in the world. I'm like, nah, I got the best reception at Eden Park. I was going to say, you didn't miss the best Rugby World Cup final of all time, so it really balances out.

I think good on you, Kendall. Serves him right for putting it on the same day. Bold move. Let's go to Paris. Hi, Paris. Hi, Paris. Hi, Paris. Hi. Tell us, it's your partner, Paris, that misses heaps of things for a sporting event. Yes, he won't even miss a training match for anything. So his grandfather died last year during the season

and he found out about an hour before soccer training and still went. You're joking. Why is he so committed, Paris? He's just next level. He gets trainer of the year every single year. Doesn't miss it for anything. Wait, wait. He's not even a player.

No, he does play, yep. But he doesn't miss, like, anything ever. Oh, he is the best trainer. Right. I get what you're saying. He's the best at training. Yeah. He doesn't miss any. Right. He's always there, on Right, I get what you're saying. He's the best at training. Yeah, he doesn't miss any. He's always there, on time, boots ready to go.

Is that the trophy that you play for, best trainer? Absolutely. It's like the highly commended award. Everyone wants that. Paris, do you reckon he would miss your funeral for football training? No, I think he'd petition for it to be on a Sunday. He'd ask you to move the wedding so he could still make football. Yeah. petition for it to be on a Sunday. He'd ask you to move the wedding so he could still make football. Paris, just keep this in mind, okay, when you're thinking about wedding plans and stuff, if that's in the future, just

keep it in mind. Thank you. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What did your dad miss because of a sporting match, Anonymous? My dad went to a land trip to play golf to miss my brother's graduation. Oh, rough. How long had your brother been studying for? What did he study? What did he graduate

as? He graduated from police college. Okay. Oh, that's really significant. That's pretty significant. They do a whole thing. They do a big ceremony. Pretty big deal. Give them their little police hat and everything like that. They dress up in the full kit and stuff. How'd your brother feel about it?

Pretty bummed. I mean, this golf trip had been planned for three years, but kept getting postponed due to COVID. So it finally happened. Yeah. Well, I mean, if your brother... Good thing your brother could always arrest your dad. Yeah. You know? mean, if your brother... Good thing your brother could always arrest your dad. You know?

For whatever he wanted. Joke's going to be on him when the dad needs to get out of a speeding ticket. Remember that time you didn't come to my graduation? Finally, Jacob's here. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. How you going? Good, thanks.

Jacob, is it you that missed a big life event for a sport thing? Yes, it was, unfortunately. What was it, Jacob? So it was me and my partner's one-year anniversary, and I was at my men's social four touch final. Oh, mate, but that's important. You've got to get the social touch finals in. Not the men's social four.

Yeah. But it wasn't even the top social grade. It was the fourth social grade. Did you miss it? That's important though, Jacob. I think there's an important thing to note here. Did you know you were missing the anniversary or was it a surprise to you?

No, I knew I was missing it. I took the risk. I told her. She wasn't too happy at the start, but I won her over with dinner afterwards, so it's fine. I love that Jacob knew that it was the anniversary. He goes, Div 4, social, touch. It's pretty important.

How'd you go at touch? Oh, you know, we lost. I think it was maybe 5-1, so we weren't even in it. Oh, you got slaughtered, Jacob. And Jacob's like, yeah, imagine if I wasn't there. I don't like this jumpsuit. This jumpsuit does nothing for me. I don't like this jumpsuit.

I don't want to be in this jumpsuit. Oh, don't leave me out here doing Trump impressions by myself now. It's been the last three minutes doing them together. Imagine if someone just tuned in and they didn't hear what we were talking about before and they're like, what the hell's going on? What's going on with Clint? Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually... It's time for Google Down. This is Google Down, where you can win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars if you back the winner. You can either back Clint, producer Claude, or producer Ella to 9696. And here's how it works. I put these exact questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer,

the first answer that comes up for them. And if you're the first person to yell it out, you'll receive a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, then you get nothing. First one to three wins the game. And if I beat Claudia again this week, she has to buy me an ice cream. What kind of ice cream. Ooh.

What kind of ice cream? Memphis Meltdown gooey caramel. Oh, fancy. Okay. Yeah, that is a fancy one. And what do you want if you win? I want cookies and cream, one of the big ones, the big bicky ones.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're good too. And Ella, what are you... Oh, don't worry about it. I want ice cream. No, put... Oh, because I'm not going to win That was the joke

I hope you I hope you do win now Ella I'll give you the vegan cookie time If you win Do you know what it's so good I'll have it Okay deal Thank you

Alright here we go Question number one Everyone ready Ready How old is Dumbledore When he meets Harry Potter How old is Dumbledore 150

150 That is correct. 150 is the answer. That's old. One to Clint. He's a wizard. He's not a real person. He's a wizard. I think. It's make believe. I think, what's his name from Twilight?

It was like 700 years old, wasn't he? Yeah. It was something crazy like that. Yeah, and Bella was 16. Inappropriate. Weird. That's not okay. Yeah. And Bella was 16? Yeah. Whoa. Inappropriate. Weird. That's not okay. Weird. Question number two.

One to Clint. Who invented the super soaker? Ooh. Who invented it? Lonnie Johnson. Lonnie Johnson. Clint again. That answer is correct.

Lonnie Johnson. And get this. The inventor of the Super Soaker, best-selling toy, generating well over $1 billion in sales. A billion dollars? A billion. I've got to be honest, I had two Super Soakers growing up and they were my favourite toy in the whole world.

I love Super Soakers. Are they like Nerf guns or what? No, they're water guns. They're like water guns. Crazy good water guns, yeah. All right, two to Clint. Girls, you need to pick up your game. I'm going to start scraping my coins together.

Here we go. Question number three. What are the names of Meryl Streep's daughters? Daughters? What are the names? Louisa, Marmee and Grace. She got it. She got it quick.

I'm going to just give it to Claudia. Just got in there before you, Clint. I started first. I finished first. I couldn't spell daughters. I couldn't. All right. One to Claude, two to Clint.

Question number four. How long did Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen date for? Oh, come on, Gisele. We'll give you a hint. Six years. Five years. One of you is correct. And it's Clint.

He's taken it out again. No. Two weeks in a row. Six years. Leo's longest ever relationship. Congratulations, Giselle. And congratulations to Matt. Oh, that's how I meant to say congratulations, Sue.

You backed in the winner and you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work. You bloody ripper, Clint. That's awesome. You want an ice cream as well, Matt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send it down. Yeah, let's get it on.

I will at least send you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Too easy. Thanks, guys. There it is. I will at least send you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Too easy. Thanks, guys. There it is. Another week done and dusted. Cool. Dairy doesn't close until six if you wanted to.

All right, I'll pop out right now. Do I get an ice cream? Yeah, I'll just, yeah. Why not? I don't really deserve it. I just run the game. You ordered the points to the wrong person. You don't deserve one.

I gave you a freebie. Clint definitely got that other point too. Thank you very much. Free and Clint. Clint, I think we need to put our investigative hats on. Okay. Because we need to interrogate someone. And that someone is my friend Dan.

Because Dan is a very good friend of mine and my partner's comes over to our house a lot helps us out he's an amazing guy he's got a big sweet tooth and we've had issues in the past where he has raided our treats drawer quite often okay but I think it's gone too far how over the weekend uh we had uh pretty much a full bag of marshmallows in the treat drawer. Yum. We've been making s'mores. Yum. We've had probably, I want to say, four to six marshmallows out of the packet.

Okay. So it's still very full. Quite big marshmallows. Yeah. For s'mores. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Delicious marshmallows, quite big. The packet, very full. And over the weekend, Dan stayed at the house for a couple of nights. And he stayed up late one of those nights where we went to bed early. We discovered on Monday evening when we went to go make a s'more that there was not a single marshmallow left. And I think we need to give Dan a call as constables and interrogate him about whether or whether or not

he consumed nearly a full bag of marshmallows. I'm just connecting the call now. No chance it was the dogs? No chance. No chance? No chance. They would have been sick. Okay.

Let's see. Hello, is that Daniel Lavender? It is. G'day. It's Constable Brie Thomasel here. I've got my partner, Clint Roberts. Hello, I'm Private Parts Inspector Clint Roberts. I didn't eat the marshmallows.

Why do you lead with that? Why would we be possibly asking about the marshmallows? What are you talking about? Yeah. Because I do get concerned about memory blackouts, but there's no video footage, there's no damage, there's no proof. There's allegations, though, and they are swirling, Dan. They're career-ending, aren't they?

You have not just eaten, but demolished a very large bag of marshmallows all by yourself. What say you? I actually, this fat free, why wouldn't you have a whole bag? Daniel, look, we know that you've got a sweet tooth. You have in the past consumed a lot of treats from that treat drawer, but do you think a whole entire bag of marshmallows in one evening, in one sitting, is going too far?

I think you're stout because you had nothing for your hot chocolate. I mean, you'd be right. Can I ask you a serious question? Yes. How's your tummy feeling? Oh, there's a 2K toilet and a 4K toilet on my jog. Oh, my god, Dan. So spongy, so fluffy

and so sugary. I know. There'd be no room for anything else. They expand when they hit liquid as well. It's actually quite impressive. You'd be like one big like that hot chocolate that Bart makes on The Simpsons when he has to put his own marshmallow in and it just goes, takes up the whole cup. You have been looking

a little bit like the Michelin Man. The Marshmallow Man, we're going to call you. Dan, this is worse than the time I watched you eat three quarters of a cheesecake for breakfast. Stop it. Don't lie. All right, well. We will need to bring you in for further questioning.

And for a stool sample. Will I be paid in marshmallows? No, this all works. You're incriminating yourself. You're the accused. You don't get paid for this. Dan, you're a grown man. Pick up your act.

Call me Donald Trump, not guilty. Oh, jeez. Time for a birthday banger. Oh. Oh, jeez. Bree and Clint. It's about time. Yeah, time for Birthday Banger. Oh. Oh. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

We'll cut that part out. I did click it. It just didn't go off. The computer's slow for a Wednesday. This is Birthday Banger. Your opportunity to find out what is the song that was at the top of the charts when you turned 16. Some goodies today. We're going to start with Samantha. Let's go straight to her.

Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hi, guys. How's your day going, mate? Oh, pretty good. It's a gorgeous day. It was a ripper of a day. Whereabouts are you?

In the mountains. Oh, it's always a good day. It's always a good day in the mountains. Always a good day in the mountains. Oh, it's always a good day in the mountains. We're so jealous of you. You live in the bloody summer bay of New Zealand. The mountains, we imagine it's just like

home and away every day. And Alf, is he kicking around the mountain? Samantha's calling us from the diner. Just some niche home and away references. Hey, Samantha, what's your birthday? 30th of September, 88. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And back on your 16th

birthday, this was number one. Told you we had some goodies. You get Sierra and goodies, Samantha. I'll back that. It's a banger. I back that all day, Samantha. I'll back that. It's a banger. It's a banger, yeah, yeah. I back that all day, Samantha. Sierra was on fire, wasn't she?

She had a couple of good ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was so good. Her and Missy Elliot. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Holly. Kia ora, Holly. G'day, Holly.

Oh, hey, guys. How's it going? Good, mate. You got plans for the long, long weekend? Well, we are hoping to go camping, but the weather's starting to look a bit dicey. Oh, typical. Am I right, Holly? Classic Easter.

Needs to get it together. I don't camp, but Easter seems like a risky weekend to choose for the camping trip. It is, yeah. Yeah, always a bit. Potential for dodgy weather. Oh, I see. You're a risk taker, Holly. We like that here.

That's how you get the good spot at the campground, though, isn't it? Because no one else wants to get out. The one under the big tree. Hey, Holly, what's your birthday? It's the 21st of September, 1984. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.

I don't want to rock, this was at the top. Banger. It's about Robbie Williams. Oh, what a classic. Are you into it? You like it? It's okay. I was probably into it when I was 16.

Yeah. Yeah, fair. This is the one where he rips all of his flesh off in the music video. And dances as a skeleton? Yeah. Yeah, it. This is the one where he rips all of his flesh off in the music video. And dances as a skeleton? Yeah. Yeah, it's my daughter's 11th birthday today and she's desperate for me to let you know and funny, I showed her that Robbie Williams

video clip and she was a bit horrified. You're kidding. Yeah, it's a bit much. What's your daughter's name, Holly? Her name's Elsha. Elsha? Happy birthday, Elsha. Happy 11th birthday. What a beautiful name. I hope you're getting spoiled today and be good for mum.

She's got all the money. Let's do one more for Sharon. Hi, Sharon. Hi, Sharon. Hi, guys. She's there. Are you there? Yeah, I got you.

Bree's having some technical issues. I'm going to plug my mic. Hold on. Oh, no. Come around. Come over here. Come around over to go and plug my mic. Hold on. Oh, no. Come around. Come over here. Come around over here. I'm back.

I'm back. Sorry, guys. I got too excited. I kicked my mic out. Sorry, Sharon. How are you, Sharon? Yeah, I'm good. Thank you.

Oh, good to hear. Sharon, what's your birthday? 29th of February, 1964. All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 1980. And back on your 16th birthday, this would have had a number one hit. Oh, Sharon. Bit of Queen.

Yeah, like that one. Yeah, that's a goodie. Why do I keep saying goodie? Not my goodies. Sharon, we like that one. Yeah, that's a goodie. Why do I keep saying goodie? Not my goodies. Sharon, we like it. It's an awesome birthday banger and you enjoy it as well, right? Oh, absolutely. You'd like us to play this one, wouldn't you, Sharon?

Yes. Yeah, I'd like to play it too. I would like us to play Sierra Goodies. I'm going to get in trouble if I go queen. But technically it goes to the producers. I would like us to play Sierra Goodies. Are you voting for Queen?

Queen! We go to a split vote this afternoon. Crazy little thing good love. And we go straight to producer Claudia who's going to have the final vote. She can also include Robbie Williams. What is it going to be, Claude? This is actually the hardest decision I've had to make. What are you tossing up between?

I'm kind of leaning towards Robbie Williams, but I just love Queen so much. Who doesn't? Going to need an answer, Claude's. Three, Robbie Williams. Yours is wrong. I have got the karma. It's for Elsha. Happy birthday, Elsha. Happy birthday, yours wrong. I have gotten calmer. It's for Elsha.

Happy birthday, Elsha. Happy birthday, Elsha. So kicking with your torso. Boys getting high and the girls even more. So wave your hands if you're not with a man. Can I kick it? Yes, you can. I got.

You got. We got everybody. Bree and Clint. The world of the AI is slowly taking over different parts of the world. If you haven't seen any of it, the chat GPT is the one I'm talking about in particular. They've released recently the fourth version of it. Yeah. Has come out.

And it can be used for all kinds of things. Google's released theirs. Microsoft own this one. Yeah. Snapchat even have one. Snapchat have got one. They reckon, weirdly, that ChatGPT could be the saviour of Bing. Really?

Because Bing is Microsoft's version of Google. Which I mean. And they reckon they're going to put chat GPT into Bing. So when you Bing something, you're actually using the AI chatbot. Right. And they reckon that could be the thing that finally. Brings back Bing. Brings back Bing and puts Bing over the top, over Google.

Well, only time will tell for Bing. We will find out. I saw this article which was talking about 20 jobs that GPT-4, the AI, can potentially replace. And so it was the job and also the human trait that it could replace. Okay. So let's kick it off. Should we talk about all of them? Let's just run through a few. One of them that came up is travel agent.

Oh, I can already see this. Yeah, so travel agent, planning and coordination is the human trait that they reckon AI can replace. But not true because ChatGPT can make you an itinerary, but it can't book you at the hotels that it has connections with. Yeah. It can't recommend a restaurant that it has been to. That's true.

You know? That human connection. So ChatGPT will make a travel agent's job way better, but I don't believe it can replace the person. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's still got a long way to go. That's one that was on the list. Also on the list, news reporter. You reckon?

And the human trait they said that it could potentially replace is fact-checking and writing. Yeah, it can do that bit. But I think it can't go to a crime scene and talk to a police officer and say what happened. Yeah. Someone needs to do that. Yeah.

I think it could definitely make a news reporter's job easier though. It could replace someone who sits at a desk copying stories off other news sites and rewording them onto their news site. It could easily replace that. But I don't think it could actually replace a journalist. No. This one creeped me out quite a lot it says telemarketer and the human trait that it could replace persuasion and communication this one is properly scary because there already is you can give it a voice and it can call you

and it can talk yes voice animated things like when you call your bank and they obviously don't have enough people and it can reply instantly. Yes. And that's quite creepy. That's on there. Do we need to replace telemarketers? Can we not just- Move on from that?

Get rid of them all together? Maybe. Social media manager is on the list. Content creation and curation. Yeah. Proof reader, which I feel like definitely could replace a proofreader you just copy paste the whole thing

it just does all of it literally in a second it's quite unreal data entry clerk, bookkeeper paralegal copywriter, there's quite a lot of jobs on this list copywriter is a big one

if you write any kind of text for any kind of business ChatGPT can just do it It's creativity and writing but I mean I have gotten my Snapchat AI to try and tell me a few jokes or

it's close but it's not quite there. It's pretty dry balls Yeah and then I ask it for a dirty joke and it says sorry It's close but it's not quite there It's pretty dry balls Yeah And then I ask her for a dirty joke And she says sorry My computer will not allow me to tell you a crass joke And then Brie asked the Snapchat chatbot for some nudes as well I got in trouble for that

I got banned off Snapchat Brie and Clint Look I don't mean to get all cost of living on it right now. It's not why you come to ZM. But can we try and agree on how much is too much to spend on a hot cross bun? Yeah, I've been on quite the journey over the last couple of weeks doing my research. Well, tis the season. It is the season.

And you've got to get out there and get the hot cross buns. And I know you can get hot cross buns almost year round. Now they pretty much put them out straight after Christmas. They do, don't they? But the really good ones. Are around Easter time. Are around Easter time. They're in the two weeks, three weeks before Easter.

Yeah. And that's where your peak hot cross bun can be consumed. Absolutely. Now more than ever, we're in the era of the bougie hot cross bun, the BHCB or the HCBB, the hot cross bougie bun. Yeah. And you experienced this week, you can pay upwards of $5 for a single hot cross bun. Yeah.

I had, I mean, look, I'll be honest. It was a fantastic hot cross bun. I went to go get the original. They were sold out when I got to the place that was selling them. And I had to go with the chocolate one, which I also really like. Yep. And they were $4.50 standard.

But then they were $5.50 if you wanted it toasted and buttered at the place. Right. But $4.50 you can take it home yourself. Yeah. And butter your own muffin. 50 cents doesn't sound like a lot to pay for the, to have it made for you fresh.

You know, like... What? Toasted and buttered there on the spot. Doesn't sound like a lot. A dollar. Oh, a dollar? Yeah, $4 for just the hot cross bun. $5.50 for buttered and toasted.

I never want one hot cross bun though. So I actually measure mine by the dozen. By the dozen? Wait, are you buying them in the dozen? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's in the six. Half dozen.

Yeah, half dozen. I was thinking, how many are you eating? So six fives are 30 bucks. It's a lot. For six of those hot cross buns. I have done a little bit of research on this on the website stuff.co.nz. They've tried to rank your,

they're kind of like supermarket, readily available hot cross buns. Are they ranking? Not like a boutique bakery or something like that. Right, right. According to them, the best. Are they ranking buns, are they? Yeah, they're ranking buns.

Who's got the best buns? Yeah, best buns on stuff.co.nz. The number one choccy hot cross bun, according to that website, is from Baker's Delight. $12 for six. That's not bad. $2 a hot cross bun.

That's not bad. And they do, I can vouch for them, they do a great hot cross bun. And best traditional fruit spice hot cross bun. New World. Yeah. Six bucks for six. I've had those as well.

I'll vouch for the New World ones too. And they're great as well. They're consistent. And cheap. Six dollars. Six for six. So it's a dollar a hot cross bun. I think they've located the cheapest hot cross buns though.

Oh yeah? And this is only available to Aucklanders, but it is technically a supermarket. Costco have 24 hot cross buns for $11.99. That's bulk buns. Can you go to Costco without a trailer? No. I feel like nothing there comes in single serve.

Absolutely not. The jars of Nutella are huge. I'll pay $3.50 for a really good hot cross bun. You think like a single boutique bougie? Yeah, I reckon that's about as far as I'll go. Yeah, I think that's fair. You reckon? You know, if you're treating yourself.

The minute you put $5 on a hot cross bun though, I want to try it. Too far. No, I want to try it so bad. It's such good marketing. Because I'm like, for $5 it must be a good hot cross bun. I want it to be big, too. Like, I want a big bun for $5.

Oh, yeah. Big buns are where it's at. Yeah. That's the end of the show. We're out of here, baby. I'm so excited to go home because my parents are going to be there. What are you cooking your parents for their first dinner in New Zealand in a long time? Are you going out for dinner?

No, not tonight. I think they'll be pretty tired. So we're cooking them peanut butter ramen. Oh, yum. Delish. Yum. Yeah, got a bit of spice in there, some mushrooms, some bamboo shoots, some bok choy. Yeah.

Beautiful. Delicious. Yeah. Our lucky parents. What are you having for dinner? I have absolutely no idea. You never? I always want you to text your wife and ask, what's for dinner?

No, I know. I feel rude, though, asking that. Okay, what was for dinner? Because I contribute nothing to dinner. What was for? So in my mind, I should just take what I'm given. No, but it's not about taking what you're given. It's more getting excited. You're not asking her to change anything. Yeah, but I'm given. No, but it's not about taking what you're given. It's more getting excited. You're not asking

her to change anything. Yeah, but I am excited. My wife is a great cook. What was for dinner last night? We had chicken breast. I can't even remember. I'm trying to make it sound more exciting. We had chicken and potatoes. Hey, nothing wrong with chicken and potatoes.

I was trying to make it sound more elaborate. I had the best chicken and potatoes. Hey, nothing wrong with chicken and potatoes. I was trying to make it sound more elaborate. I had the best chicken and potatoes. Yeah, delish. Yeah, yum. What if you're having for dinner tonight? Savour it, okay? Every meal you have, just think, this could be your last one. Oh, that's grim.

That's not a good way to end the show. Jeez, what would you have as your death row meal? If we're bringing the mood down, what would be the meal? Oh, I feel like I need time to think about this. If you're on death row, what would it be? Might go for my Nan's cottage pie. Oh, yeah. Good.

A classic. She's dead, but I can get it in this situation, eh? Because it's a hypothetical. It's hypothetical. Yeah. Claude? Claudia? I've always thought that

my side dish for my death row meal would be burger fuel, kumara fries and aioli. Really? I love them so much. Yum? Yep. Ella? I'm judging. I would go to Northcote Shots in the suburb

and have their Chinese food. The noodles. Oh, yum. If you're on death row, are you staying vegan for your last meal? in my suburb and have their Chinese food. The noodles. Oh, yum. Oh, so good. If you're on death row, you're going to be executed. Are you staying vegan for your last meal? Yeah. It's your last meal. I don't miss meat.

Last meal ever. I don't miss meat. Imagine you have it and you're like, oh, gross. Yeah, meat's bleh. So, you know. Imagine you have it and you're like, oh, my God, I lived my entire life. No, I love my tofu. Damn you. Brittany, what, my God, I lived my entire life. No, I love my toast. Damn you.

Brittany, what's your death row meal? I would have as my entree my Nuna's spaghetti, just classic bolognese because there's nothing else like it. And I still to this day can't get it exactly right. And then I would have my Vietnamese salad from Phuc Bele, a place in Brisbane. That's delicious. And a tiramisu from my nonna to finish it off. I mean, I haven't given it much thought, though.

You guys really out-josh-did-Nan's cottage pie, didn't you? Nothing wrong with cottage pie. I love cottage pie. How good's a fish pie? How good's a fish pie? We've got to go. I'm starving. I'm so hungry now.

I'm absolutely ravenous. It's a long drive home. We've got to get out of here. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye'm so hungry now. I'm absolutely ravenous. It's a long drive home. We've got to get out of here. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brand Clint Show. Bye, guys. Come on. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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