ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th August 2021

Episode Date: August 5, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Ben? Yeah, it's recording now. No, no, it's recording. What did we discuss? We were waiting for your intro that you prepared. The Joe Rogan Experience. Okay, this is my podcast, but with Joe Rogan about Dried Meats.

Today's guest is three people instead of one. Anastasia, Clint and Brie, not bad man well done anastasia's dream today was that um ben hosted the podcast and we were here dream no because yesterday you were like welcome to my book what is that noise do you guys not remember yesterday's podcast? No, I remember this morning, man. Okay, well, yesterday, bit of a refresh, in case you missed it or forgot. Oh, we had the digestion expert on the show. That's why I said I want Ben to host today's podcast. Okay.

Did you guys think I just randomly rocked up to work and was like, Oh, I want to have Ben host the podcast today. Yes, we did. That was a weird impression of yourself. Weirdly accurate. Do you hear the voice she did to impersonate herself? No, I want to go with this, actually.

I feel like being a passenger. Brie, do you want to be interviewed by Ben on the podcast today? Sure. What did I say it was about? Dried meats. That's right. I've made my own dried meats before. Wait till the interviewer asks. Have you ever made your own dried meats before?

I know a dried meat expert. Oh, don't butt in, okay? Joe Rogan's asking Bree. Oh, my God. Rude. Shut the f*** up. All right, it's Bree's turn. Bree, have you ever done dried meats before?

I'm turning the mic off. We made jerky in our house. All we did, we got one of those big plastic containers, you know, that you put all your old school books and achievements in. You know those? Yeah. You just get one of those from Kmart and then you cut holes in it and then you cut a hole in it and put a fan in there

and then you just, yeah, hang your meats in there. And a light. And a light. Oh, that's right. If you give me the key back. A light on one side, a fan. Otherwise you've just got a cold fan meat box. A light on one side, a fan. Otherwise you've just got a cold fan meat box. A light on one side, fan on the other side, and you're good to go.

Can I ask, did you find that on like a YouTube channel or something? Yeah. Because I lived with a guy who made literally the exact same meat drying box. Like literally the exact same one. So is it like a... It was on YouTube. Right, okay. Yeah, right.

Pretty simple. Did you get to flavour it? Yeah, it was flavoured. Was it any good? The first batch... Did first bad bring some it I did bring some in fear did I have that must have been that bad he would have remembered if it was that bad yeah not that memorable or contained a bacteria which is erased as memory the first the first batch not good I'm what make did you use? Corned beef Yeah Is that what you use? I think

Yeah I think Well you can't Because it's got so much salt in it Yeah It wasn't good And then the second batch Pretty good And then third batch?

Third batch We just got over it You just got a random No third batch Meat box Oh no there was a third batch There was a third batch I don't know where the meat box went

I think the boys took it Yeah right Is there a vegetarian jerky? No. I think there is. Is there? Yeah. Like dried eggplant?

You know what they say? Isn't it like, oh, you know, I saw this thing on TikTok the other day where they were calling it vegetarian bacon and it's banana skin and you fry it up. Oh, that's a good idea. It's like banana fish they make too. I don't know if it would be any good. No, it's not. The key is you've got to use this thing called liquid smoke,

which is what gives it all the smoky taste. Good way to recycle your bananas. Anyway, sorry, Ben, this is your podcast, man. No, that's okay. It's an open forum. Except Anastasia. Have you ever smoked anything? Not meat.

Bongs. Anastasia Guys I actually don't vape anymore Oh Well that's big You can get vegan jerky Breaking news on my podcast There you go

Vegan jerky What's it made out of? Shall we have a look? You can buy it here in New Zealand Shout out to Jack Links. Yeah. Their jerky's pretty spot on.

No, this is Noble Jerky. Marinated and seasoned vegan jerky. What is in you? Description. Soy protein, sugar, spices, sea salt,

canola oil. Soy protein. I think it's like a tofu type thing. So many vegan products are soy based. Yeah, right. Bad for your estrogen levels, isnola oil, soy protein. I think it's like a tofu type thing. So many vegan products are soy based. Yeah, right. Bad for your estrogen levels, isn't it, soy? Yeah.

Really? Sorry, Ben, this is your podcast. No, that's okay, man. That's what I'm saying, man. Everyone's allowed to say stuff. Except Anastasia. Except Anastasia. Yeah.

She never adds anything to the conversation. Nothing constructive anyway. No. Have you had any meats yourself, Anastasia? When was the last time you had a bit of prime beef? No, no, no. My dad actually ticks me, the butcher. With a bratwurst.

My dad ticks me about... Shout out to Marty, Anastasia's dad. He said you can never eat enough meat That's true That was Such a true In reference to the The thing coming up

In the podcast Dating No About the The meat eating Oh right Oh right Yeah he would have loved

That statistic Yeah he texted me He's actually been listening To all the podcasts Has he He texted me like One o'clock today He was listening to you today. You know what I

bloody love about your dad? Uh-huh. Is that he's always awake. In a bloody good mood. He's always awake. And it's always like he's on the verge of like a mental breakdown because he's so like wired. Yeah. But he's happy to be there. But he never falls off.

He's just always at that level. And we know he listens to every podcast and yet you persist. He's actually always at that level. And we know he listens to every podcast. And yet, you persist. He's actually chucked out a bait before to go through the rubbish. Just tell him you're using it to smoke some meats. Yeah. Smoking some liquid smoke. Anyway, any credits you need to do on your podcast, Ben? This podcast is sponsored by Anastasia's Dad's company.

What is it called? Tritter of Mirabelle. Thank you for that. What is it? Tritter of Mirabelle. Bless you. Ben, surely you can date us with one dried meat fat. Yeah, can he?

Has anyone here ever made salamis? Oh, sorry. No. I have. Yeah, no. That is an experience. Was it in an intestine or was it in a plastic sleeve? I've done both.

It's a weird process. I've made salami inside my own body. Come on, man. What's that mean? Or just heaps of meat inside my intestine. What's that mean? Heaps of meat inside my intestine. I didn't like that. That was not part of my podcast. Thank God that ended

before that was said. Oh, is your podcast over? I did the sponsorship. It's all done. Thank God that's over. Who's going to host the next podcast? I reckon it should be Brie. No, I was the guest speaker yesterday. Yeah, you were guest.

Tomorrow you're hosting the podcast. Oh, yeah. No, it's Birthday Banger. Oh, she's gone out of her own technicality. I guess you're hosting today's podcast then. Do I have to bring a topic? Yeah. Topic.

How many people still have full-blown dentures? It's a question that I posed to the group. Now, please discuss. No, on my podcast. On my podcast. Called. Called. Mmm, on my podcast. On my podcast. Called. Called. Mmm, that feels gummy.

Now introduce your guests. I'd like to introduce my guest, expert orthodontist who's worked 30 years in the field, Clinton Roberts. Hi everybody, good to be here. Followed by a woman who has made inroads in the denture and mouthguard business with her own company, Mouthguards R Us, Anastasia Luthan. It's good to be here. And producer Ben, who's got teeth. Hey, guys. So I post you Have you ever seen someone That has full dentures?

Yeah I have Thanks Brie And again Thank you for having me I've never been invited On a podcast before Real fact How much do they cost?

Real fact My grandmother Burnt down her house Because of a pair of dentures That's a true story Don't clap about that They slipped out of her mouth Rest in peace Nan I love you house because of a pair of dentures. That's a true story. Don't clap about that. They slipped out of her mouth.

Rest in peace, Nan. I love you. She didn't die in the fire, did she? No, shit, no. That did sound like that, though. She nearly died. She was in her room. She had wood floors. Her dentures popped out of her mouth and slid under the bed on the wooden floors.

Wow. And she went to look under the bed for her dentures. When she was looking for them under the bed, she used a candle and the candle set fire to, you know that sacking material underneath the bed? Oh yeah. And went straight up. Before she knew it, the whole house was on fire. Neighbour

had to break down the front door and drag her out under the smoke. Very dramatic. And the whole house burnt down. Wow. That's awful. Jesus. So that's my denture fact. But I mean, you didn't... But she was okay's awful. So that's my denture fact. But I mean, you didn't... But she was okay. But she was okay. My denture fact, my nan, Edna,

shout out, RIP, Edna, I love you. She had dentures. My whole, like, I just always knew her with dentures. And she told me this story once that made me want to brush my teeth because I would never brush my teeth when she was looking after us. And she goes, you better brush your teeth.

She goes, you know, when I go to bed, I have to take my teeth because I would never brush my teeth when she was looking after us. And she goes, you better brush your teeth. She goes, you know, when I go to bed, I have to take my teeth out and put them in a glass of water beside my bed. Yeah. Anyway, she goes, one time your pa. Oh, no, don't say that. Woke up in the middle of the night and he drank my denture. Oh, no.

Yeah. I, um, shit, this denture podcast is pretty good. I learned a denture fact the other day. I um shit this denture podcast is pretty good I learned a denture fact the other day my mum told me because she remembers

when her mum my nan got dentures and she said to get them they rip your healthy teeth out so you might have like

the leftover ones three or four teeth that need fillings or something and so back then when they did it they were like they were like fuck the rest of your teeth. Let's get you some dentures.

And it was seen as like, you know how now you're getting a veneer or something? It was like trendy. It was like. That's cool. But to do it, they have to rip out all your healthy teeth. You have to have an entire mouth of teeth ripped out. In the frigging 70s. I know.

Crazy, eh? My nan, when she would, my nan was such an interesting woman. When we were playing up, she would take her teeth out and she would pretend to like chase us that her dentures were going to bite us. And I've never been more terrified of something in my life. You imagine a woman she's got no teeth in and she's going, oh, these are going to bite you! And she chased you around. Today's podcast is brought to you by Denture Tech.

Want some dentures? Come on in. We won't rub out your healthy teeth. Yes, we will. Have any of you guys ever had a personalized mouth guard made for your mouth? Yeah, I do. You know, like the real good ones? Yeah, yeah.

You pour the hot water on it by the thing from the chemist and you personalise it to your own mouth? I've played a game of rugby before. No, that's not what I'm talking about. I've played a game of rugby before where I didn't shape the mouthguard

and just put it in. You know, they're so horrible for your teeth. Fuck, they hurt. Yeah. You know, those are terrible for your teeth. What are?

Mouthguards? Mouthguards. Those ones that you buy from the chemist and shape them yourself. Are they bad? They're so bad for your teeth. I thought you got them shaped, like, done properly.

From memory, my teeth did hurt quite a lot after all my games. They're so bad for you. If you actually had got, like, a big knock to your teeth, they probably would have come out in the mouth guard. They're so, they're that bad. And you know what I would have needed then? Dentures. Dentures.

You're meant to go to, I don't know if they're just a normal dentist, but they're normally a specialist and they put like a big mould into your mouth and you normally can't breathe and they perfectly mould it to your teeth. Oh, yeah, buzzy. You've never had one of those? I had the mould made when I got my new tooth. I had the mould made. Yeah, but you've never had the proper mouth guard?

No. No. Too tough. I've never worn a mouth guard, ever. Anastasia? No, my sister has. She's quite good at hockey, but no, I didn't. And she's got the one that's perfectly made for her.

Yeah, I think it's either you go to a specialist dentist, or I think some dentists do do them. Because I watched this thing on TikTok the other day, and it was a girl who lost her specially made one from a dentist, and then she went to the chemist or a sports store and got the one. It it was a girl who lost her specially made one from a dentist and then she went to the chemist or a sports store and got the one

and put it in hot water. Yeah, I love those. They're terrible. Anyway, she was wearing one of those and she got hit in the mouth and it completely knocked her tooth

like forward. You got to cut the back of them with scissors if they're too long for your mouth? Like when you're saying it, it seems so stupid that you would think that long for your mouth. Like when you're saying it, it seems so stupid

that you would think that would save your teeth. Hey guys, Grant here from iHeartRadio podcast department. We've just had a message that the Dinsha podcast is becoming too mouthguard focused. That's true. Get it back on track or wrap it up, thanks. God, that guy sounds so much like Clint.

Yeah. Yeah. What? Random. Do the sponsorship and then we can move Clint. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. What? Yeah. What? Random. Do the sponsorship and then we can move on. Do the sponsorship.

I'd like to thank our sponsors. Denture Clear, the best denture tablets in the land. We appreciate you. Thank you for keeping our dentures fresh. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio

Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the show It's Brie and Clint, I thought today let's start the show with Brie's favourite song Come on everybody It's Bree and Clint. I thought today, let's start the show with Bree's favourite song. Come on, everybody. Oh, my goodness. Everybody, producers, get involved.

No, sit down. Everybody, come on. We're a trans-Tasman family. It's sports season. Let's go. This bit's for you, Brie. Nah. Oh.

I feel like I hate this song just as much as I hate the Mexican wave at a sporting event. I hate this song at sports games too. And they're like, come on, everyone. You're like, what if I'm not happy? What if my team's losing? I'm not going to hoo-ha. I went to see the Crusaders a lot in Christchurch when I lived there, and the DJ only had like three songs.

This was one of them. This was one of them. And, oh, what was the other one? This was whenever they scored a try. I'm trying to think of what other songs I've heard played a lot. Come on. Every sports game, every sports game, the home team scores a try. What is it? I actually can't think of what you're...

And Dan Carter goes over in the corner. Oh, there it is. Oh, no, you stuffed it. Oh, yeah. The Brisbane Broncos love playing this track. Haven't played it much lately. Oh, thanks for bringing it up. All right, looking good, feeling good. We're going to get into the show, everybody. I'm playing this track. I haven't played it much lately. Oh, thanks for bringing it up.

All right, looking good, feeling good. We're going to get into the show, everybody. Your chance to get your bills paid with us at 5 o'clock today with Free Ride. Thanks to Free Guy. But let's start with $50 cash. Thanks to KFC and Tradiverse Lady. You want to play? Call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. And all you have to do is get three questions right.

Easy peasy. Easy, right? Woo-hoo! Let's kick off the show. He's gone right underneath between the posts. Bree and Clint, here's Sagala and James Arthur, the last lasting lover on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Trading versus lady. What a rack is? $1,000. Yeah. Yeah. Where did you learn that? On the streets.

I'm from the streets. You're from Rotorua. Yeah, aka the streets. Same thing. Where ain't nobody got no racks. Ain't nobody got racks for this. Yeah. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady and give someone 20% of one rack. Our first contestant today.

Oh, that was quick math. Thank you. I don't know if it was right, but I'll give it to you. 18 years old, she's from the Hawke's Bay and is training to be a beauty therapist. Welcome to the show, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hello. Question for you, Holly.

If you're doing a lady's eyebrows, you're waxing them. Yes. What is the right answer? Do you A, offer to wax their upper lip, or B, never speak of the upper lip? Never ask. It's so scary there. Good girl. That's right.

You should never offer if they need their upper lip doing. Let's meet our tradie today. She's 21. She's from Nelson, and she chipped her elbow riding on a ripstick. Welcome to the show, Grace. Fully sick, Grace. Fully sick. Some would say not graceful enough if you're coming off your ripstick. Yeah, it wasn't my best moment.

How old were you when you were riding a ripstick? I got it for my 11th birthday and I ripped it out of the packet, had a go and bang. Okay, fair enough. You're in the age bracket. Okay, Grace, your buzzer is tradie. Hossa, hossa, hossy, holly. Hossa.

Holly, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks. Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The 2020 Tokyo Olympics is coming to a close at the end of this week. What city will the 2024 Games be held in?

Trady. Yes, Grace. It's in Paris, isn't it? That is spot on, Grace. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. Where on your body would you find the weenus?

Lady. Oh, Holly. On your elbow. That is correct. Should have been you, Grace. You chipped your weenus. You should see Clint. It's so wrinkly.

Wrinkly weenus. Yeah, it looks like... Actually, don't say what it looks like. Carry on. One each. All right, one each. Question number three. News out today about who is the richest female pop artist of all time.

Who is it? Trady. Yes, Grace. It's Rihanna. That's correct. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You guys are on the ball.

You're very good. Yeah, both very, very good. Question number four. What country does former Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt hail from? Oh, I knew this one. No, I don't know either. It's so bad. Neither of you know.

I did, but I forgot. It's Jamaica, man. Of course. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't have gone for that. All the best sprinters come from Jamaica. The women Jamaican sprinting team taking out first, second, and third in the 100 metre sprint this Olympics. Did they?

Yeah. Wow. One, two, three. Question number five. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Who sings this bop? Trading. Yes, Grace, for the win.

I want to say Wiz Khalifa. That's really bad. I take that back. I want to say Wiz Khalifa. That's really bad. I take that back. Wiz Khalifa is a man. He's a man. Oh, just kidding. All right, just kidding.

Do you want a free kiss, Holly? Holly's like, Eminem. Um, um, oh. All right, no one gets it. Guys, it's Missy Elliott. Is it worth it? Yeah, misdemeanor. Grace, that was so funny.

I want to say Wiz Khalifa. Oh, no, I regret that. I regret everything. Okay, still two to the tradies. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. Who are the All Blacks playing this weekend? Lady?

Yes, Holly. Holly. Australia. That is correct. They are playing Australia. So looking forward to that win for the All Blacks. Question number seven. This is for the win, guys. It's all tied up here.

If I was at Puzzle World, whereabouts in New Zealand would I be? Trady. Oh, Grace. That's down in Wanaka, isn't it? You got it. Nice. Hey, that was one of the most fun games we've had in ages, guys. We've had everything in it, girls. So close.

But, Grace, you take it out. Fifty bucks coming your way. Cool, thank you. Bree and Clint. I have a bit of a weird question and maybe quite triggering for some people because obviously we haven't been able to fly many places for a while, have we? No. It's been not. Oh, except Queenstown.

We're all going to Queenstown. Yeah, Queenstown's awesome. Good place to go. But there's a story out today about a woman who was over in Croatia having a holiday. And anyway, she had a flight home and the company, EasyJet, that she was flying with, cancelled the flight. Budget Airline. For some reason. And then she was like, okay, that's fine. They'll reschedule it. And then

they cancelled it again. And then they rebooked it and they told her the date, which was the next day. And so she turned up at the airport and when she got there, they were like, you're not flying today. She's like, what do you mean? You guys rebooked me a flight today. And they go,

no, they've rebooked you a flight for a year's time. Why would they do that? Why would they? No wonder they gave rebooked you a flight for a year's time. Why would they do that? Why would they? No wonder they gave her a free one. They're like, we might not even be in business by then. She was a year early to her flight. I mean, they say get there two hours before.

I was going to say, yeah, unless she was earlier, not a year late. That's a bit excessive, a year. Crazy. Do you remember the last flight we missed? Yes. In Bukaga? I don't want to talk about it. How late were we? One minute.

One minute. One minute late. We were getting out of the car and they made the last boarding call. I was like, oh cute, that's our flight. And then we got there with like 19 bags because it was after the DeLorean trip and we basically had an entire DeLorean to take back to Auckland and they're like, nah, sorry

you're too late. You missed it. You're a minute too late. We're like, it's quarter to six in the morning. Let us on the plane. They're like, Lou, we literally can't. I'm like, I can see the plane. It's Invercargill Airport. It's right there.

The flight is now closed. You will need to catch the next one. And the worst part was, is because it was quarter past six in the morning, nothing was open. Nothing was open. We couldn't even get a cheese roll. Couldn't even get a coffee or something.

Anyway, shout out to Air New Zealand who got us home. We appreciate you. They did. They saw through it. And we will not be late again. No, we learnt our lesson. It was definitely our fault. Well, we'll be late again, but we appreciate you helping us next time.

Can I just say I feel like that was your fault because in my whole life I have never missed a flight. And then all of a sudden, I'm with you and we miss a flight. Have you ever missed a flight before? That's irrelevant whether I've ever missed one before. But the common factor here is we've never missed a flight as a team until Anastasia joined the team. Yeah.

So I'd like to shift the blame somewhere else and say we've never missed a flight until Anastasia came on board. She was the one the day before that was like, I think we've got heaps of time. Yeah. Have I told you about the time I missed a flight from Holland to Singapore to come home? No. What was it about? Oh, Miss Fancy.

It was, hey, hey. I was on an overseas holiday that my parents were paying for and I missed the flight so they had to rebook, they had to rebook me another flight. Some people are just flight misses though. Some people it's them.

That's just the thing. I can't believe people actually do this. Yeah, they just factor it into their budget. They're like, well, I'm going overseas and I'll definitely miss a couple of those flights so put that in the budget.

See, I just don't think people exist that miss flights. I just don't think people miss them. Oh, no, they exist. And the worst bit is people who get into a relationship who miss flights and the other person is a hyperpunctual person because it just creates conflict. The person's like two hours early and the other person's like 15 minutes late.

I know. Let's meet somewhere in the middle. I feel like in the past however many years I've had to fly quite a lot for work, so I've gotten too confident. Yeah. Have you ever felt like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know the airport by the back of your hand.

I'm like, oh, three hours before an international flight. Don't need that amount of time. Need a good 40 minutes. Let's talk to some flight misses this afternoon. Are you a person who just misses their flights, or maybe your partner is someone who just misses their flights and it's just who they are.

How many flights have you missed? Is it the constant thing? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. When did you miss a flight? Maybe there's a trick

to getting on the plane. You know? You're late. Is there a trick that will get you onto the plane if they've already closed the boarding?

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We're asking you guys this afternoon, and this is going to give me so much anxiety, but are you a notorious flight misser? Have you missed heaps of flights in the past? Was that your flight just there, leaving? Jesus, was that it? Was that my flight?

What number was that? Some people are, and people who know them have huge anxiety just for knowing them because you know they're disorganised and it's just part of their personality. They're never going to be on time. They just don't care that much. And to be honest, I wish I was more like that. Really? Yeah.

Nah, I like getting there on time. I don't want to waste time at the airport. That's because you like going into the lounge. Yes, I do. Yeah, me too. But that's not the only reason I'm getting there early. Let's because you like going into the lounge. Yes, I do. Yeah, me too. That's not the only reason I'm getting there early. Let's go to Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Hi, Trace. Hi. Are you a flight misser?

I was a notorious flight misser. When you say notorious, how many flights do you think you've missed? I couldn't count them. Really? It's that many. What is it about you that means that you just don't give a crap about the flight time? I don't think it was me. I think it was my dad's fault.

Oh, wait. What? How is it dad's fault? I went to the university in Dunedin, so over the course of three years, every time I would have to fly back to Dunedin, I'd miss that flight. But he was the one who was supposed to get me there on time. Ah, I like this. Like how we're blaming Anastasia.

It's much easier. Trying to throw blame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think you're right, Tracey. And for that reason, did he have to pay for your flights? You're just a humble student trying to get back to doing your study, right? So Dad should be paying.

Shocking, Dad. You should be ashamed. He eventually stopped bringing his credit card because he was so sick of paying for reflation flights for me. You think he learned his lesson. What's the opposite? That he just has to take you home again. He's like, oh, well, no degree for you.

Oh, well. He's like, this saves me money because she doesn't have to study anymore. Someone else on the text machine on 9696 said, hey, guys, I missed my flight because I thought, oh, this is so relatable i thought i knew where my passport was oh i only looked for it the day before my flight couldn't find it so the day of my flight we had to get an emergency passport which cost me 700 bucks

and i also had to rebook my flight which was another 400 in the end i found my old passport right at the back of my glove box in the car. See, I would have thought that looking for your passport the night before the flight was pretty responsible. Yeah, see, I think I'd do that. The people who look for it on the day are the ones that freak me out. I've done that before and it was expired. Yeah, true. And I was like, oh no.

Maybe check that when you book it. And then I thought to myself, they don't check that stuff. That's an important bit of the flight. Penny's here. Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. Hey, how are you going? Good.

You're a flight misser. Tell us about it. No, it's not me. It's more my mum. But I travel with her and she gives me so much anxiety. But she waits for her name to be called over the last week. It's like, right, we should go now. And I'm just like, I can't.

I just can't. That's a power move. It's an airport power move. She's like, if they want me, they will call me over the loudspeaker. But look, I don't know if she's missed any flights that she's told us of, but I'm just like, I'm going now.

You can come when you come. And typically it's like, Mandy Bell, where are you? Where are you? And I'm just like, ah. Yeah, right. She just loves a shout out. You know what I love, Penny?

I love when you're in the airport and you hear someone's name being called out on the loudspeaker and then I just watch for people running through the airport. Running, yeah. And I just love watching to see if they make it. That's not Penny's mum. She dawdles because what's better than having your name called out? It's having your name called out twice.

She's like, they're not going to leave without us. Our bags are on the plane. Yeah, no, we'll be fine. We'll get there. Thanks, Penny. Emma's here.'ll get there. Thanks, Penny. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma.

Hi. Is it you? How are you? Yeah, good. How are you? Good, thank you. Are you about to miss a flight right now, are you? No, no.

I actually missed a flight two years ago to my own wedding. Whoa, you win. No. Wow. Yeah. By yourself? It was terrible. Were you with the groom?

Yeah, yeah. My whole family, we missed it. And every other guest got on, and we were about 30 seconds probably late. And, yeah, we missed it. And in Rarotonga, you legally have to be there for three working days before they'll let you get married. And we were only two days. So you couldn't get married?

No. In the end, the person at the resort that was organising the wedding for me, her auntie worked at the courthouse and somehow they pushed through the application and managed to do it for us on the day of our wedding, like the morning of. Jeez, you're lucky. It's not about what you know, it's about who you know. Oh, it was terrible. I still have nightmares about it and it was two years ago.

You must have got so boozed at the wedding after 48 hours of stress. It was a whole week's worth of alcohol. That's terrible. Did your family, I just picture them, obviously it's the whole family running through the airport. Did you guys look like the family from Home Alone? Yeah, probably. And we had elderly people in wheelchairs and all sorts.

You're like, hurry up, Grandma! Move your ass! Oh, yeah, I was screaming. Bree and Clint. We were talking about flights before, and there's a meme that went up yesterday on the NZ Lockdown memes Instagram. Do you follow those guys?

My favourite page. They're very good, eh? They are good. No one wants this, but I feel like if another lockdown was to happen... No, I know. Why? But it'd be good for their friend.

Oh, but I won't say it. They put out a meme where they said this is the same Queenstown trip we've all seen a million times. Starter pack. You know those ones? It's the same content over and over again. Over and over and over. I know what one of the pictures is.

Definitely the Wanaka tree's in there. The Wanaka tree is in there. Yeah. How'd you know? I mean, just took a guess. Actually, this is good. You can guess the things that are in there. And then after you guess it,

you have to say whether you're guilty of posting it as well. Okay? Okay. Yeah. Who doesn't post the Wanaka tree? It's unbelievable. It's a... Tree in a lake.

It's an environmental marvel. Okay, yes, Wanaka tree's in there. What else is in there? The luge. Same trip to Queenstown we've seen a million times. The luge, for sure. No. The luge is not.

No, the luge isn't in there. I don't think the luge is Instagram enough for some reason. And I say that as a former luge boy who worked for Skyline Skyrides. I thought the luge was quite cool in Queensland. Give me another one. There's so many obvious ones. I mean, up the, like skiing. Skiing.

Up the mountain. No, who goes to Queenstown to go skiing? No. It's not on there. No, we're going to Queenstown for... The typical video that everyone takes sitting on the chairlift because that's the only time you can feel your hands enough. Nah, I reckon 90% of people

go to Queenstown and don't even go to the snow. Botswana Butchery. Botswana Butchery is on there. Yes, I got one. Very ooh-la-la. Take out a second mortgage for Botswana Butchery.

What about the chocolate place? Cookie Time, yep. Absolutely got me on there. Come on, you're missing a really obvious one. Booty Pick. Why are you... Come on, very butt-focused.

Hot Tub, Hot Tub. Onsen Hot Balls. Yeah, the Hot Tub. Come on, very butt focus on some hot balls. Yeah, the hot tub. Fergberg is on there as well. Of course. Air New Zealand, and one of the more banterous things they've done recently, have come along and commented on the post and they said you're forgetting the

mandatory shot of the Air New Zealand wing out the window of the plane flying into Queenstown. All the mountains in the background. I 100% posted that one recently. Everybody's guilty of doing it. And the big one that you forgot to mention, and I know it's the only real reason that you actually go to Queenstown,

you personally, riding the bull at Cowboys Bar. That's the only content I like. Bree and Clint. Said to you before, a singer who you might not have thought about for a little while, maybe you have, maybe you're still a big part of this guy's fan club,

but I know I haven't thought about him for probably, I don't say this in a mean way, but it just hadn't crossed my mind in probably five years, has broken a bone during a concert. You said Rhys Mastin. I said no, same TV show. The artist in the news, breaking a bone during a concert. You said Rhys Mastin. I said no, same TV show. The artist in the news, breaking a bone, Olly Murs.

How dare you? He is one of my top rotates. Whatever. I loved Olly Murs. He did have some bangers, didn't he? He had horrifically tight pants, but I'm not saying that's contributed to his injury, but it may have. He was performing a gig at Suffolk's

Newmarket race course on Friday, and whilst performing he was jumping around and a fragment of bone got lodged inside his knee. Like a piece of his bone. From his own? A bit of his own bone. I think it chipped off and went down into his knee joint.

I'll show you. You can't see this at home, but Bree can describe it. Those are the bone fragments they had to get out of his knee. They're really big. He said straight away his leg locked up. He couldn't do anything. He was in an extreme amount of pain, but he limped around. And like a true professional, he got the show finished.

Would some people call that a bone spur? I don't know. Would you? Is that what a bone spur is? I have no idea. They look like teeth. They look like a couple of teeth that moved into his knee. So he finished out the gig?

Yeah. From what I can tell, he didn't let it stop him. Because that happened to Billie Eilish one time. He went, I'm happy to be here. Let's keep this going. Do you remember that? Billie Eilish stepped off the stage and broke her foot? Yes, that's right. And she had to have a moon off the stage and broke her foot. Yes, that's right.

And she had to have a moon boot for the rest of her tour. Yes, it happened to Dave Grohl as well. Oh, yes. Dave Grohl fully broke his leg. He broke his leg during the show. And then for the rest of the tour, he had a broken leg. And they had to make him like an iron throne. And he did the rest of the tour sitting in this.

It was pretty cool, actually. What a badass that guy is. Remember Pink got really badly hurt in that trapeze thing that time? Oh, yeah, bad wedgie. She goes in that steel chastity belt thing, and they rig her up to the ropes to the roof, and then she rockets off, and she wasn't strapped in properly, and she broke something.

That's right, and whiplash, bad whiplash. Yeah. So, look, who knew being a pop star, such a dangerous job, right? You thought it was all singles and selfies. No, it turns out you're at serious risk of broken bones. Have you ever broken a bone at work? We've got a sit-down job. We wouldn't have broken any bones.

I don't believe I have. Have you? No, I don't think so. No, I know I haven't because I've never broken a bone. I've broken a toe. That doesn't really count. How did you do that? I dropped when I was working on the street team at a radio station.

Yeah. I dropped the generator from the car. A pellet of Eater Chippies. Yeah. No, from the car, the generator that we used to generate some of the stuff fell out of the car onto my foot. Yeah. And then like, so I broke my toe and I broke the generator. Oh, there you go.

You've totally broken a bone at work. What are you talking about? That counts, right? I mean, toe's pretty boring, but yeah, it's a broken bone. You know what's so boring about a toe is people are like, you go to the doctor, what can I do about it? And they go, nothing. Nothing.

Just let it heal. Just stay off it if you can. And you're like, oh, that's not dramatic. We want to hear from people this afternoon who have broken bones at work whatever your job is maybe you've got a really

dangerous job and broken bones are just a part of it like maybe you're a roofer or something and falling off the roof is something you're at risk of doing

there's people already texting through someone said I was a gym instructor and I just started a class and after I switched the music on, I tripped over the step box and broke my foot.

In front of everyone, I pretended I was not in excruciating pain and I instructed the class from the floor. Got the job done. Yeah, right. Or maybe you have a job that is not dangerous at all. Maybe you sit behind a desk in a call centre and yet somehow you managed to break your fibula,

tibia, radius or plateus. On the way to the fridge to get lunch. Yeah. Tell us what it was. You can also text us on 9696. Ollie Murs. Remember him? From X Factor. Lovely guy. Met him once. Really, really nice.

He seemed lovely. He has broken a bone during a show. Performing, singing, jumping around. And a bone fragment moved into his knee and he said it's the most pain he's ever been in. Yeah, not a good situation when you have to be upbeat and sing a few tunes. The rest of the show is acoustic.

I'm going to sit on a stool. We want to know, do you have a job where you've broken a bone at work before? Maybe it's an occupational hazard in the job that you do, or maybe you're just really unlucky and broke your bone while you're working. Lee's here. Hi, Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi.

I haven't broken a bone, but I have torn a ligament in a shoulder, so it's a ligament off a bone. And I worked in an office, and I walked into the bathroom, but I have torn a ligament in a shoulder, so it's a ligament off a bone, and I worked in an office, and I walked into the bathroom, and I'd washed the floors, and anyway, I slipped over, put my arm out, and yes. Oh, no. Now, I imagine if this happened in America, you could sue the pants off your leg. I know.

He's like, I tried. Any comeback? Does your work have to pay your wages for 12 months while you recover or something? No, I can't. Do you know what? It was a long time ago. No, I didn't actually have the operation

when I went to another company. Oh, right. Okay. Lee, it could have been worse. You could have slipped over in the bathroom naked. That's happened to me before. That's the worst. Yeah, worst time to slip over. Why would she be naked in the happened to me before. Yeah. That's the worst. Yeah, worst time to slip over.

Why would she be naked in the work bathroom? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It could be showers in there. No. Anyway. Can someone check on what Bree's doing in the work bathroom?

I feel like I've got more questions than answers at the moment. Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Oh, she slipped over. Ash. Hello. Ashley, hi. There she is. Hi, you all right? No, it's not over. Ash. Hello. Ashley, hi.

There she is. Hi, you all right? No, it's not Ashley, it's Sally. Sally. Clerical error on our part. Sally, how did you break a bone at work? I didn't break a bone. I dislocated my shoulder.

I worked at a pretty dangerous job in a shoe shop. And one day we were pushing one of the wee stools that you know the shoe people sit on to do up your shoelaces and stuff because we had this lady that always left them out and I pushed it in with my foot and I went to walk away and I tripped over it

flew over another seat holding a shoe box and landed on the ground and dislocated my shoulder. Oh no then this happened in a shoe store where you were working. Is there any chance the reason you tripped was down to bad footwear choice? No. No? Clinic error from

the person who left the store out. Did you make the sale though? Every single day. No, and then I had to pay for an ambulance and it got really busy in the shop so they just had to keep working around me and customers were coming in like, do you know there's someone on the floor?

You're just lying on the floor and they're like business as usual. Yeah, they're like just step over it. Then we rolled the toilet paper, dabbing the tears away, waiting for the ambulance, who then arrived and were like, oh, we'll probably need to cut your top off you. And I was like, oh, not in the middle of the shop, thanks very much. Close the shop. Come on.

I just picture her fellow colleagues just covering her up with a blanket. There's no blankets except to cover her in last season's jandals. You know?

They're like, don't mind her, she's just waiting for an ambulance. Yeah, that's what it was like. Oh, it's okay. Sally's a bit dramatic. We've got to give her

some CPR. Thanks, Sally. That's dramatic. Let's go bit dramatic. We've got to give her some CPR. Thanks, Sally. That's dramatic. Let's go to Dana. Hi. Hi. Hi. Was it you?

What happened at work? I'm a dairy farmer, and about 15 minutes into milking, I had my four front teeth kicked out by a cow. Oh, no. Yeah, I looked so bogged in because my mouth was too swollen for about a week so they couldn't put any fake teeth in. I've never thought about it. That's funny,

but not for you. I've never thought about it before but now that you say it, that sounds like it would be a really common occurrence for dairy farmers. It's a hazardous job. Is it? There's safety kick rails but I'm shorter than them, so it's not actually that common, but it is for a small woman. Well, that was an oversight by the safety company, wasn't it?

Do you wear a cricket helmet or something now when you go milking? My sister joked because she's a hockey goalie, and she was like, we need to pad you up for milking. You got some nice new teeth now, though, Dana? Yeah, I'm all pretty now Try and save those ones now, Dana They're expensive I don't know about you, Brie

But I reckon, time for a beer? Always time for a beer Always time for a beer It's 4.30, it's way past beer o'clock We're celebrating because New Zealand officially has one of the best beer cities in the whole world.

What do you mean by that? I mean... They drink the most beer. The best beers come from there. No. It's ranked on how much beer they produce and the quality of beer and how well known they are for good beer. Okay.

Okay. So first of all, who do you think is the best beer producing city in New Zealand? Wellington. Correct. It is Wellington. Craft beer oozes from that place. Those stylish, tweed-wearing, moustache-having, satchel-bag-owning hipsters. We love you and your beer because you guys are officially the 20th best beer city in the world.

20. It's pretty good. It is pretty good. I don't know if it's good or not, but we'll take it. What else is on the list? Like, what's number one? I've got no idea. I'm just focusing on Wellington here.

Wellington is in the top 20, okay? Let's not take this away from Wellington. Don't try and take Wellington's moment. No, I'm saying that's great. It'd just be interesting to compare with what's number one. No, but we can't go anywhere else, okay? It's number one in New Zealand. So let's just focus on that.

Do you want some beer stats for Wellington? Mm-hmm. Wellington has an impressive 1.35 breweries per 10,000 people. Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. The city has twice as many breweries as it does libraries. See, that's my type of town. Yeah, and four times as many breweries as they have post offices. So you can't...

How many breweries are down there? You can't read a book or send a letter, but man, you can get pissed. How fun is the word brewery? Brewery. It's cruel that they made such a hard word to say after you've had a few beers. Yeah, it's unfair. When you ring your partner and you're like, where are you? I'm at the brewery.

I'm at the brewery. The brewery. The what? Have you been drinking? No, I just can't say brewery. On the downside, Wellington officially has the seventh most expensive pint in the world. Jeez. It averages nine bucks a pint, which by Auckland standards actually sounds pretty good.

I'd kill for a $9 pint. That's pretty good. But it's because the beer is so good. In New Zealand, I mean, I've been here long enough, I should know, you guys have the biggest glass, which is the pint. Yep. We don't have a schooner. Oh, you don't have a middle size schooner. Nah. I go schooner or just that little 12-ouncey one.

Oh, so you've only got a schooner size. No. We've only got a pint and a pot. We call it a pot. And I'll give you this. Australia, you have it right. A schooner is the perfect measurement of beer. It's a good size for a beer.

It's the right size. A pint? I'm a bit steamy. Oh, my God. A 12 ounce? I need another one. A schooner? I'm happy.

I just had an idea. Should we make our own Bree and Clint schooner glasses? Can we drink out of them? Yeah. Keen then. We can dish them out to everyone and you can take your own glass to a pub. Wait, can Anastasia drink white wine out of a schooner? She can't drink.

She's not overage. That's true. On my 18th birthday, we'll all hit the club and have some schooners and wine. Where do you keep buying all of these fake IDs from is what I'm saying. Oh, you know, I just dyed my hair brunette. Who's selling you all these pals? Yeah. Hmm?

Oh, just your Instagram story. What are you on about? Stop trying to get into all the nightclubs. Strictly if and vodkas. If you're listening up, Wellington Breweries, don't let her in. Yeah, ask for her birth certificate. She's trouble. Brie and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Here it is, everybody. The $900 jackpot round of our movie guessing game

where you need to get two movie plots correct before Bree does. Bree, how are you feeling? I'm feeling it would be devastating to lose it here. Because you won that $1,000 milestone again? That's always the goal. It's an imaginary milestone, mate. It means nothing.

It's a wheezy, it's a woozy, it's a foogazzy, it's a... No, but it's like saying the gold medal means nothing because in my life, getting to $1,000 in this game is my gold medal. Right, okay. Well, here to steal your gold medal is Odell. Hi, Odell. Hi, Odell.

Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. How are you feeling? I'm feeling good. Have you played this game either with us on air or in the car by yourself before? Yes, I've played it with my workmates

and also with my husband in the car and he is probably better than I am but I'm going to give it a go. Okay. Oh no, how do you go usually? I'm going to say good. Good, confidence is key. Good option. You should have said I'm amazing at it and it would have gone straight into my head.

Important question before I give the theme this week. How old are you, Odell? I'm 33. And how old are you, Odell? I'm 33. And how old are you, Bree? 31. Perfect. Very similar. Today's theme is movies from the year 2001.

Okay. 20-year-old movies. So you would have been 11, and Odell, you would have been 13. Is that a slight advantage? Who knows? But that's your category. Are we ready to play?

I'm ready. Yep. Here we go, everybody. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish the movie. Movie number one. At the start of a new year, our 32-year-old hero decides

it's time to take control of her life and start keeping a diary. Brie, Bridget Jones' diary. Bridget Jones' diary. It's correct, isn't it? Have you seen it, Odell? Yeah. One of my all-time favourite movies.

All of them are good too. Okay, 1-0. Odell, you need this next one to remain in the game, okay? Yeah. Here we go, movie-0. Odell, you need this next one to remain in the game, okay? Yeah. Here we go, movie number two. A shy San Francisco teenager is thrown through a loop when she finds out out of the blue that she is real-life royalty. Odell.

Odell. Princess Diaries. Oh, that's right. That's so Odell. Princess Diaries. Oh, that's right. That's so right. The Princess Diaries. We wouldn't do two diary-based movies in a row, would we? Nah, she's got it. Would we? That'd be weird. That movie's set in San Francisco. Yeah, but we're just at Bridget Jones' Diary.

I knew it. Odell, congratulations. You've levelled the game. Very good. Sorry. Sorry? Don't say game. Very good. Sorry. Sorry? Don't say sorry. You should be sorry. No, I'm just kidding. We've arrived at tie break.

Nice work, Odell. The next person to get a movie correct wins the game, and if it's you, Odell, you pocket $900. Nice and clear on your buzzers. Good luck, everybody. Movie number three. Our peasant-born hero begins a quest to change his stars. Bree. Bree.

Oh, she's... A Knight's Tale. A Knight's Tale. A Knight's Tale. It is. You reckon it is that as well, do you, Adele? Yeah. Who's in A Knight's Tale?

The Aussie. The Joker guy. Oh, the Joker, Adele? Yeah. Who's in A Knight's Tale? The Aussie. The Joker guy. Oh, the Joker guy. Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Knight's Tale is... Changing stars.

That's the main quote of that movie. It's got to be. 100% correct. Sorry, Adele, not this week. Adele, you gave me a run for my money, that's for sure. We have a $50 KFC voucher for you as a consolation, but no title of

What's the Plot champion, sorry. Thanks for playing. Thank you. No worries. Next week we'll play for $950 in What's the Plot. I'm not feeling confident. Study's been done, and this is for the fellas. It says three quarters of men who took this study

would rather die 10 years earlier than do this thing. Oh, whoa. Okay. So you'd think it'd have to be pretty bad if they'd rather live. Is it finger up the bum for a prostate test? Because I feel like we've moved past that. No, surely they wouldn't. But I thought, I just think dying 10 years earlier,

you go, I'd rather die than get a finger up my bum, which is not the way I feel, but it's a very old school mentality. No. What do you think, Producer Ben? Is there anything that you would rather give up 10 years of your life rather than do? Go vegetarian.

You laugh, but that's what it is. I reckon, oh. Is it? Is it? That's what it is. Almost three quarters of men claim they'd rather die prematurely than give up meat. Wow.

Really? Now, is this one of those things where they go, you're going to live 10 years longer if you go vegetarian? Well, they're trying to make people see that, yeah. Too much meat will be, yeah. That's what they're trying to live 10 years longer if you go vegetarian. Well, they're trying to make people see that, yeah. Too much meat will be, yeah. That's what they're trying to say. It was a study done in Australia. So it's all Aussie men.

They surveyed 1,000 people and found that 73% of blokes would rather reduce their life expectancy by up to 10 years than stop eating meat. So they're going for the quality over quantity argument. They're going, what's the point living longer if I have to eat asparagus? Yeah. I mean, I guess so.

That's quite shocking, isn't it? I can't really participate in this because I have periodically gone vegetarian on and off. So you'd be in the quarter. I'd be in the quarter. I feel like producer Ben would be in the three quarters of men. Yeah, yeah. You are a meaty man.

I enjoy meat. You enjoy meat. And everyone enjoys meat, but you enjoy barbecue. Yeah, I do. I'd go as far as to say you enjoy meat culture. So if someone said to you, Ben, if you give up meat, you will live 10 years longer. I'd probably do it. Oh, well, that was easy. Well, do it, you will live 10 years longer. I'd probably do it.

Oh, well that was easy. Well, do it because you will. Okay. Oh, okay, go vegetarian now. I don't believe you for a second. It's so easy. Yeah, I'd probably do it. Go vegetarian right now. You will live 10 years longer. Go vegetarian right now.

We should do, what month are we in? Keep what you say. This is how Duncan Garner ended up going vegan. Meat free August for producer Ben. Do you want to do it, Ben? Oh, I've already broken that today. I mean, we're already five days in. Could you go meat free for the rest of the month?

No. Yeah, I don't think so. I love how he answered it with such confidence. Oh, yeah, I'll probably do it. Okay of the month. No. Yeah. I love how he answered it with such confidence. Oh, yeah, I'll probably do it. Okay, do it. Nah. Free and Clint. Story out today about a mum who says she was scammed by her son

out of over $5,000. That's heartbreaking. Well, she thought it was her son. Yeah. Turns out it wasn't her son. It was someone pretending to be her son on WhatsApp. Oh, right. Okay, that's marginally less heartbreaking.

Yeah, still heartbreaking. Still heartbreaking, but at least it wasn't her son. At least it wasn't her son. This woman has taken to Reddit to talk about how she thought her son was messaging her on WhatsApp. It was from a different number, not his number. He said, this person said, I've dropped my phone down the toilet, mum. I need to get a new one.

Can you please send me some money? And the mum fell for it. Not a bad scam because she'd go, oh, that's why it's a different phone number. Exactly. He's borrowing someone else's phone. Need to help him. Not $5,000 though. What phone costs $5,000? Yeah, fancy phone.

It's a red flag. I think the person also said that they lost their card and stuff down the toilet. Still, five grand's not a bailout. Five grand is a lot of money. It's a lot of money, yeah. It's so of money. It's a lot of money. Yeah. So much money. Anyway, she eventually realized that it was a scam after she went back into WhatsApp and the number and conversation were completely gone from her phone. So she didn't pay?

No, she did pay. She paid the money and then just felt like something was a bit off. And then she went back into WhatsApp the next day and saw that all the messages had disappeared. She contacted her bank. Did she contact her son? Well, this is what people are saying on the internet. They're like, wouldn't you just call your son? Yeah.

And she said, well, it didn't seem that suspicious to her at the time. Well, no, you wouldn't because he said you can't call me. I've dropped my phone in the toilet. Well, this is the thing. As far as scams go, it's a pretty good scam. He works, he's currently serving at the RAF. Oh, in the Air Force. In the Air Force.

So apparently it's really quite hard to contact. So he's always on flight mode. Well, that's true. You can't call him, he's on flight mode. Exactly. So she said, you know, it's not something I'd really thought about because, you know, it's quite hard to get onto him when he's, you know, working. It sucks.

I hate that. And I hate seeing older people, because it's the technology side of things, can get away on them. And they go, oh, yeah, well, WhatsApp, different phone number, whatever. Probably didn't think to look and see if the phone number was coming out of Nigeria or something, just went with it and paid it. It's awful. It's so awful.

Makes me so angry. We were talking about that documentary that's on TVNZ On Demand. Oh, the Kiwi lady with the toy boy and that? Yeah. And she got scammed and then she ended up doing- Drug smuggling. Drug smuggling. And the story's wild.

You should watch it. It's on demand. It's crazy. We're about to ask for phone calls. Is that the sort of phone call you're looking for this afternoon? I mean, that story's wild. You should watch it. It's on demand. It's crazy. We're about to ask for phone calls. Is that the sort of phone call you're looking for this afternoon? I mean, that one's extreme. Set the tone here. But I feel like this would have happened to people.

Yeah. Where you get scammed. Well, there's that $3 Dyson scam that's running on Facebook at the moment. Yeah, I saw that. Where everyone thinks they can get a Dyson vacuum for $3. Yeah, but who's actually falling for that? I don't know. But you're like, oh, it's $3, I'll

just give it a go. But it's not that. Then they have your credit card info. That's the actual scam. It's not you lose $3 and you don't get a Dyson. It's they get all of your info and you think you're getting a Dyson, but you're getting ripped off. My sister got scammed once. This was when she was a teenager and

the internet was quite new and she's gone on and she's like looking for something for like some sort of weight loss thing and she signs up for this weight loss tea. Oh, fit tea. Whatever it was at the time. It was like these Chinese herbs and whatever that helps your body. Oh, got to be good.

Something like that. Anyway, puts in her credit card details, or I think it was my mum's credit card at the time. Anyway, it was such an intricate scam that they had to completely close the bank account. Oh, really? Yeah, to get out of that. The bank had to close her account?

They had to close the account. Wow. Because you know how long that they took money from the account from? How long? I think it was over 12 months. Yeah, right. Did she lose any weight off the tea, though? Absolutely not.

Yeah, there's the real scam. Just hard work and mahi. And no tea. No tea. We want to know about your scam this afternoon. Yeah. Did you get scammed? Who was it?

How much? 0800 DIAL ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. We promise the text line's not a scam. We will not scam you. No, we won't. Bree and Clint. Have you been scammed?

Look, there's so many scams that are going around. I mean, Viragogo is a whole website. It's a scam website. Dedicated to scams. Yeah. So there you go. And somehow it's still allowed to be there. Somehow it's still the first website that comes up when you Google tickets.

How it's allowed to be there, I just really don't get it. So we're asking you this afternoon, have you been scammed and what happened? And sort of educate other people on the scam too. It's quite a helpful process this afternoon. Katie is here. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, how are you?

Good, thanks. Was it you that got scammed? Yes, it was, unfortunately. What happened? So I joined up for this app online on my phone called Tinta. I think most people have heard about it. One by Chris Hinton. Oh, yes. So I did a five-week free trial.

We had to put in, like, your credit card details, and then they started charging you after the five weeks. Right. I cancelled it. I cancelled it. I cancelled it just before the five-week trial ended. And then a year later, I found on my statement a card payment for $100 to the centre app that I'd already closed and ended the account with.

So we ended up having to go to the bank and getting that overturned. Wait, were you on a scam version of the app or was it just like a missed payment that shouldn't have been charged for? So it was basically, I looked online and so many people were being scammed by the website, this app. Right. So lots of people had cancelled the five-week trial and still being charged a year later for $100.

I have heard about this happening with certain different, you know, apps and stuff where they take your credit card details for the free trial. And sometimes you don't check. And sometimes you just don't check. Okay, hope you got ripped from using the app at least instead of just ripped off. Let's talk to Grant.

Hi, Grant. Hi, Grant. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. Was it you that got scammed? Yes, it was. What happened? I lost $6, Grant. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. Was it you that got scammed? Yes, it was. What happened? I lost $6,000.

Jeez. Someone called, and I had just changed my card details, and I thought it was the gym asking to update my, to pay for it, and it was some random, and yeah, they just. So were they pretending to be your gym? Yeah, yeah. And they asked for your card info and you're like, oh, well, trust my gym.

And you just gave your card info out over the phone. Yeah. No. No, Grant. But that's understandable. If you think it's your gym, because you pay for lots of things over the phone, how do you think they knew?

Do you think that they sat outside and watched you go into that gym and then they found your phone number and called you? I honestly do not know. I think to the day on how they worked it out, but yeah. I don't even understand if I did get someone's credit card details how I would get the money off their credit card. I don't get it either.

I know I could use your credit card info to then go on Culture Kings and buy myself some shoes. Yeah, that'd be easy. But how much money did you lose, Grant? Six grand. Oh, did you get it back, Grant? Yes, thankfully the bank actually came and got it back for me. Bank are good at that stuff, aren't they?

Well, I think there's a lot of insurance on credit cards. Yeah. You know, when I lived in the States for a little while, I was living in America and there's a lot of card, what's her name, card swipers things where you put your card into a – Oh, the ones that – It's like a fake thing on the front of the ATM. Yes, skimmers, card skimmers. Skimmers, that's the one.

Anyway, I came back to Australia and it was like three months later and I get a call from a private number and it's my bank. They're like, g'day, this is Gary from the security department at National Australia Bank. I'm just wondering, were you making a purchase of $14,000 on the Bed Bath & Beyond site? And I was like, what do you think, Gary? $14,000 on Bed Bath & Beyond?

Yeah, they were trying to spend $14,000 on Bed Bath & Beyond. There's nothing you could spend on the bed or the bath. It must have been something from the beyond section. Yeah. You know? I don't even want to know what's in that section. Good scams. Thanks for letting us know, everybody.

Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday band. All right, it's a game of chance. What are we going to get? Three people's birthdays. What was number one on each of their 16th?

Let's start with Jessica. Kia ora, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi. How are you going? Good. Just finished work. Oh, yeah.

What do you do for work? I work in retail. Oh, you poor thing. Hey, she might love it. No, I'm just saying she has to deal with people all the time. Oh, right. Jess, what's your birthday? 12th of July, 91.

All right, you were 16 in 2007 on the 12th of July. And on that day, this was number one. Very fitting for today, actually. That is, yes. You got named the richest pop star in history. Oh, I thought you were going to say because it's about to rain. Oh, yeah, that too, yeah. Yeah, no, she, how much?

$1.7 billion, Rihanna, is worth. That's huge. That is, yes. Do you like the song, Jessica? I do like that song, yes. It was a great song. It was iconic. It was number one in every country around the world on that day.

Let's go to Lynette and see if she can beat Rihanna Umbrella. Hi, Lyn. Sorry, Lyn. Hi, Lyn. Hi, Lyn. Hi. Hi. How are you, Lyn?

Oh, I'm good. This is really exciting. We're glad to have you here, Lyn. You sweetheart. We're so glad you called up. How's your day been, Lyn? It's been amazing, actually. Thank you.

Good to hear. Well, hopefully we can make it better. Let's cross our fingers. What's your birthday? 23-9-59. All right, Lynne, you were 16 in 1975 on the 23rd of September. And on that day in 1975, this was number one. So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me? It's so late. Oh, Lynne, how good. 1975, this was number one.

Oh, Lynn, how good. Yeah. You've got to love a bit of ABBA, right, Lynn? I do, I do. When you were 16, this must have just slapped, right? Oh, it did. It did. Have you ever dressed up as someone from ABBA, Lynn? Yes, I did. I did. Have you ever dressed up as someone from ABBA, Lynne?

Yes, I did. I went to a girlfriend's 40th and we were all dressed up as ABBA. I feel like everyone from your guys' generation has dressed up as ABBA. I feel like it's coming back because I'd love to dress up as ABBA. We should dress up as ABBA, us four, to something. I reckon

for Lynne's generation to dress up as ABBA, what it was for our generation to dress up as the Sp. We should dress up as Abba, us four, to something. I reckon for Lynn's generation to dress up as Abba, what it was for our generation to dress up as the Spice Girls. Absolutely. Right? I mean, if we dressed up as Abba, producer Anastasia wouldn't even have to dress up. She's ready to go. Or Ben, he's already got the facial hair. True. Okay, Lynn, it's going to be very hard to beat

Abba. Let's go to Alana quickly. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hiya. How's your day been, Alana? Oh, flat tack. Flat tack. What do you do for a job? I'm an electrical wholesaler. Interesting.

I'm going to pretend like I know what that is. She sells electrical goods. Got it. She's an electrician. I knew that. Sounds like a smart job that I wouldn't understand. What's your birthday? No, it's a February 1990.

All right. You were 16 in 2006 on the 9th of February. And on that day, this was top of the chart. If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button. How appropriate is that? You're an electrical wholesaler and your birthday banger is push the button. Very good. Do you like it, Alana?

Yeah, it brings back some memories. Is it better than Abba and Rihanna? Or Abba, maybe. Rihanna, definitely, yes. Yeah, right. Okay. I feel like it's hard to explain, but this song you wouldn't hear hardly ever. Push the button.

Push the button. But SOS, you would hear never ever. Push the button. Push the button. But SOS you would hear never? You would hear never. Mm-hmm. The last time we played an ABBA song, I've never seen Ross's face go that red. Yep. He was not happy.

But he's not here at the moment. Just say it together. Say it together and there's no pressure. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Really? What's happening on the TV? Are you thinking ABBA? My gut is saying AB's no pressure. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Really? What's happening on the... Are you thinking ABBA?

My gut is saying ABBA, yeah. I feel like going with Lynn. I did like Lynn, but I liked all of them. They were lovely. Oh, stuff it. You only live once. SOS, ABBA. Lynn, guess what?

Come on, guess. You just won birthday bagger. You did it. I did. They said it couldn't be done, but it's been done. Go, Len. Here we go. Here we go.

Bree and Clint, your winner of birthday banger is a bit of Aberon, ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. I felt we might be getting the boot for that one. Yeah, Ross is not going to be impressed. Text machines loving it, though. The winner of Birthday Banger for Lynn is Abba and SOS from 1975, I think. You're iconic, Ross. Take a chill pill.

It's Abba. Ross, take a chance. Take a chance. Take a chika-chan chance on us. Okay? Producer Anastasia said that she thinks they don't talk anymore, the members of ABBA. Are they at a falling out?

Yeah, weren't they all, like, wasn't it two couples and now they're all split up? I thought it was over. And they just live, like, by themselves and stuff? Are you sure they were couples? I think so. Don't screw the crew, eh? That's up. Don't screw the crew, eh? That's why.

Don't screw the crew. That's what happened to the band Aqua. I was going to say Fleetwood Mac, but yes, Aqua is the other... Aqua, Fleetwood Mac. Who else has screwed the crew? Yeah, they're all couples. One Direction?

Bewitched? Oh, no, they were sisters. So sad. Can you imagine? This story's kind of wild. Have you ever heard of the influencer Nina Rios? No, but I'll go and look her up now on Instagram. Yeah, go have a look.

She's 14. I won't go and look her up on Instagram. Her real name is Fernanda Rocha Cana. Oh, no, that's the mum. Sorry, her real name is Valentina. Her mum's name is Fernanda. Story out today about how Fernanda decided to delete her daughter's social media. Oh, so I can't go and look her up on Instagram?

No. So she'd amassed over 1.7 million followers on Instagram and TikTok. Yeah. And she was an influencer. A 14-year-old influencer? Yeah, there's heaps of them. Is there? Yeah, especially on TikTok.

God, I'm only following Art and Matilda. The D'Amelio sisters were pretty young. Really? I believe, yeah. God, I'm so out of touch, eh? The D'Amelio sisters were pretty young. Really? I believe, yeah. God, I'm so out of touch, eh? You just need to get more on the talk, mate. That's where they all are. Just making heaps of money.

Yeah. Anyway, so she's 14. She's got 1.7 million followers. Her mum, Fernanda, said, nah, I've had enough of this and has deleted all of her social media accounts. Wow. Like fully deleted it.

Look. Ooh. Ooh. As a parent, that's, I mean, that's her right. It's the same as your mum confiscating your. She's only 14. Your Nintendo back in the day. But at the same time, mum, have you got any idea of what you've just done?

I was going to say, could your Nintendo make you heaps of money though? That's the difference, right? But then how do you control a 14-year-old who has 1.7 million followers? They literally don't need you. Like they need you more than they realise. But in their mind, they do not need you. Apparently, the daughter, Valentina, was very unhappy. She got quite angry.

But then she's now kind of come to terms with it and she's choosing not to get back on social media right now. Bullshit. She's got a secret account like every 14-year-old. Oh, probably. I mean, how would you feel if someone deleted your social media accounts? I would feel gutted because I haven't saved a lot of the photos that I've put up there.

Like a lot of it is like memories and it's the only place you put them. And so you'd lose all of that. This is awkward. Why? Whilst you were having a toilet break, we... Let me have a look at this shit. Me of.

No, you have not. How would you have deleted my social media? Gotcha. I wasn't stressed. I wasn't stressed. I wasn't stressed. Yeah, you really looked like you weren't stressed. I wasn't stressed. Fluttering about with your phone.

I didn't have a SponCon poster go up tonight or anything. Interesting story I read today where a girl was like, men won't date me because of my job. Oh, okay. That was the headline. And I played this game with myself where I was like, men won't date me because of my job. Oh, okay. That was the headline. And I played this game with myself where I was like, let me try and guess. What her job could be.

What her job could be. That mean men won't date her? Yeah. Do you think there's any particular jobs, and we're talking for anyone, like that people can have that are quite intimidating? Circumciser. That is not a job. Vasectomiser. Or is she a Circumciser. That is not a job.

Vasectomiser or she a vasectomiser. That is not a job. Because you're like, I'm not ready and she's like, I need a practice. A colonoscopist. A colonoscopiser. Yeah, a colonoscopist. It's like, you know what a colonoscopist is? She's a ball waxer.

A colonoscopist is an octopus that does colonoscopies. Is it? A colonoscopist. I thought it was an octopus who'd got into wearing shirts with collars. No, real talk though, what job would she do? Does she work in the adult entertainment industry? Yes, she does. Right, okay.

She was cabin crew for Ryan Air, which is an airline overseas, but then she pretty much lost all of her shifts in her job due to COVID. So she decided she'd start an OnlyFans account. And anyway, she said she goes on dates and she tries to hide the fact that she does it for a living because it always chases them away straight away. So then she lies about it. And then when they find out, she said they still ditch her anyway. Yeah, right.

She said no guy. She's 22, right? Because she couldn't be upfront about it because then they'll go and watch all the stuff. Well, that's true. And then they'll have a different impression of it. Like they'll be, yeah. And what does she do?

She could date someone who's on her OnlyFans, but you don't want to date a client. No, you don't want to do that. You know how much she makes, she says, on OnlyFans? Yeah. She said she can make anywhere of up to $30,000 plus a month. $30,000 a month? Yeah.

I always think about this. Do we glamorise OnlyFans too much? We're always like, this woman used to, or this man used to do this, and now he does foot stuff and he makes a million dollars a week. Yeah, I know, but good for that guy. Yeah, good for that guy, I guess. I don't see anything wrong with it. And to be honest... But what I mean is, do you think we're encouraging

anyone to leave their job at Smiggle and go and do nudes instead? Maybe. But I mean... But I guess what's wrong with that? You know the only... You know the thing that I like is that you have control over the whole thing. To a degree. There's no stopping people from doing a screenshot

and if you change your mind later in life. In the adult industry before this, you know, people would get made to do whatever the director said or whatever the company, whereas this, you can make money in the adult entertainment industry, but you control. You're in charge. You're in charge.

You set the prices. No, and that's revolutionary for sure. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But once You're in charge. You're in charge. You set the prices. No, and that's revolutionary for sure. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But once it's out there, it's out there. Oh, look, it's not for everyone. That's coming from a person who's not secure enough to put what he's got out there.

Plus also no one's looking to buy what I've got. Yeah, I don't know if there's high demand. No, you're right. Actually, you're right. I'm going to take this lesson, this body positivity. I'm going to start an OnlyFans. What would you – I don't know if that's the message I was trying to get across. I got it.

You want me to start an OnlyFans? No, I think it's okay. What would you do if you went on a date with someone? I think I'd say, what would I do on an OnlyFans? I don't want to know. And the person you're on a date with said, oh, you know, you're like, what do you do for a living? And they're like, oh, I have an OnlyFans account.

I'd say, I knew I recognised you from somewhere. Brian Clint. I said to you before, Steve Jobby Job Job's first ever job application has gone up for auction and it's been sold. For how much? I'll tell you in a second. I'll give you some details. I'd want to buy one of his black skivvies.

Yeah, a skivvy would be good. I feel like that's super iconic. A pair of his sneans would beies. Yeah, a skivvy would be good. I feel like that's super iconic. A pair of his sneans would be good. Yeah. Just a full outfit. His glasses. His glasses. Yeah, his iPod.

Oh, yeah. Surely his iPod's worth a bit of money. What does Steve Jobs have on his iPod? He'd have that song by – he'd have Walkie Talkie Man, that song by Cereogram. Yes. Because it was on the iPod ad. He'd have Jet. Yep. Yeah, Are You Gonna Be My Girl? You know what else he'd have Walkie Talkie Man, that song by Seriogram. Yes. Because it was on the iPod ad. He'd have Jet.

Yep. Are You Gonna Be My Girl. You know what else he'd have? Yeah. Pen Pineapple, Apple Pen. Would he? No, yeah, he didn't like the Apple Pens, did he? He never wanted an Apple Pen.

He never wanted the Apple Pen. So his job application from 1973 has been sold. He was 17 at the time. No one knows what the job is that he was applying for. It doesn't say on there. It's just a form that he's filled out, and it's been sold in two forms. One, the piece of paper, which is from 1973, and it's got some coffee stains and that on it.

See, that's pretty cool. And one is the NFT of the job application. Now, an NFT, no one understands, but it's like Bitcoin, but it's things. I don't understand Bitcoin either. So someone owns the digital version of Steve Jobs' first ever job application. What do you think sold for more? The paper one or the NFT one? Probably the NFT.

That's the way the world's going. Oh, probably. But I don't understand owning the NFT one. It's in blockchain, so the value of it changes and goes up or some shit like that. I don't really know. Same with Bitcoin. But without owning it, I can go and look at it on shit like that. I don't really know. Same with Bitcoin. But without owning it, I can go and look at it on the internet. I just don't own

it. So yeah, I don't exactly, does it mean you can post it on your website? Maybe. I don't know. Okay, the physical version, let's start with that, of Steve Jobs' first job application sold for half a million dollars. You're

kidding me. Pretty good, eh? Where'd they even find that? I wonder where they found that thing. In his undie drawer. No, I don't know where they found it. The NFT version, so the paper one goes for half a million. The NFT, $38,000. Oh, thank God.

There's still some things that make sense in the world. Right, yeah. I mean, well, half a million dollars for a piece of paper. Doesn't make a lot of sense. Oh thank god There's still some things that make sense Right yeah I mean well half a million dollars for a piece of paper Doesn't make a lot of sense Doesn't make a lot of sense And NFTs I mean that doesn't make sense to anybody Are you swearing at me? Yeah Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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