ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th August 2022

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

Biiiig show today Ross jumped on the podcast Friday Jams Live has been announced! Macklemore is on the show F-f-f-friday-okeee Rules for the Chris Rock show in NZ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everyone, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast. Welcome to Friday's podcast. Some would say the best podcast of the week. Ross Boss is here. I wanted to come and say the antithesis of that. Is that the same word? The worst podcast of the week.

What the fuck does that word mean? Google it, bitch. Can we edit the B word out of that? Ross is back of the week. What the fuck does that word mean? Google it, bitch. Can we edit the B word out of that? Ross is back from the pub. What's up, man? No, no. I've been at prayer group. So we've just been talking about our feelings and our life and our love and our Jesus.

Doing some prayers at the prayer group. That's enough out of you. That'll do. Bye. See you, Ross. Thanks, Ross. That was the antithesis of a good... Satisfactory.

A good drop-in. Thanks, Ross. What does antithesis mean? Opposite. It does? Yes. Good, because that's what I wanted it to be. Get out of here.

I need to know now. It means opposite. I think we should play it. Bye, Ross. Are you sure? 98% sure. Are you guys on this as well? Yeah, we're on it. Are you sure? 98% sure. Are you guys on this as well? Yeah, we're on it too.

What is going on with my laptop? I'll put it on the website. Piece of shit. How do you spell it? A-N-T-I-N-T. Don't worry, my laptop's broken. Ask him. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. It's Adrian Clint's birthday thing. Literally, just believe me. This is where you tell us your birthday on our podcast group. What is going on? And we tell you. Have you been at prayer group with Ross? He can do it.

I can do it. The antithesis is a personal thing that is the direct opposite of someone or something else. Antithesis. What did I tell you? Antithesis? Well, that's something different. You tell us your birthday on our podcast Facebook page and we tell you your birthday banger. We do the thing.

We do the thing on the thing. Let's do Billy McWilliam Stott from Loch Winnich in Scotland. Billy's from Scotland. My bloody favourite place, Billy. Anyway, sorry, that happens. I'm frightened. Oh, you haven't been here when that's happened? Oh, well, welcome.

Get used to it. Thank you. It's nice to meet you. I come from a long line of mix. That used to it. Thank you. It's nice to meet you. That's McBree. I come from a long line of Mcs. That wasn't Scottish. Billy, you were born on the 12th of April, 1979, which means you were 16 in 1995. And, Billy, here's your birthday banger.

I'm kind of lost in a corner This is how we do it South Central doesn't like nobody does This is how we do it B-A-N-G-R Love this song. I've met Montel. Yeah.

Lovely dude. I'd go as far as to say this is my favourite Montel Jordan song. Same. Do you know if you slide into his DMs, he replies? Does he? Yes. Shut the front door. Have you done it?

Yeah, I've done it. What did you say? That's what I know. What did you say? Oh, we just play a song on Flavor sometimes. Oh, yeah. He you done it? Yeah, I've done it. What did you say? That's what I know. What did you say? Oh, we just play a song on Flavor sometimes. Oh, yeah? So he'd appreciate it. Cute.

Nice. Okay. Yeah, as I said, lovely dude. Really nice dude. Let's go to Ashleen Crosby. She's from Belfast in Northern Ireland. Well, at least you're from Northern Ireland then. Is that good?

Actually, I don't think that was too bad. Really? Oh, that's one. Don't do any more. One out of 120,000 that I've got. Okay. 17th of November, 1983 is when you were born. And you were 16 in 1999.

And let's go back to 99 because this was top of the chart. Soft rock royalty. Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 with Santana. Soft cock Rob Thomas. I mean soft rock. Let's go back to the pub. One more for Marcel Wilkinson Rollo He's from Miami bitch

The Gold Coast Yeah g'day Marcel How's it going? Is there a Miami in the Gold Coast? Yeah we went the last time we were there Did we? Cool I loved it It's like one of the main beaches on that strip of beaches

What a creative and original thing to name the beach. Yeah. I mean, you know. Marcel, you were born on the same day as me, the 3rd of January, 1994. But you were 16 in 2010. And Marcel, this is your birthday banger. Another great song. Three great songs this afternoon.

Montel Jordan, This Is How We Do It. That's my pick. It's a good choice, I reckon a Friday this is how we do it right here Billy good on ya starts hot too this is how we do it swollen for the win

I'll let him know that we picked it yeah okay cool let Montel know as well oh yeah that's what I mean yeah

I knew that have a great weekend everybody see you next week bye this is how we do it it's Friday night Yeah, I knew that. Have a great weekend, everybody. See you next week. Bye. This is how we do it. It's Friday night. I feel all right.

The party's here on the west side. What time is it? What a way to start the weekend. ZDM's Brian Clint. Bully, everybody. Happy Friday Jams Live Announce Day. It's Brianne Clint. Finally, we can talk about it.

It's like we've had a secret amongst our group of friends, and now all of you guys know, and we can all fizz at the bunghole about it. How good, right? McLemore. Huge. TLC. Acorn. Oh, can he do it?

Yeah I can do it yeah Yep Hooray Bloody David That's the one And a whole bunch more And a whole bunch more Ashanti, Shaggy, Jay Sean I mean it is massive

We're going to talk to Matt Clamore on the show today And we're going to give away a double pass to Friday Jams Live going down on the 13th of November at Western Springs Stadium. All you've got to do is answer a question about Matt Clamore and the answer is going to be in the Matt Clamore interview which plays at 10 to 5 this afternoon. And then we'll ask the question straight afterwards. So it's pretty easy.

Just be listening from 10 yeah, 10 to 5. Just stay listening. Yeah. But, I mean, if you're busy. No excuses, mate. I mean, if you're real busy. I mean, we're not going to know. No excuses.

Huge. All the details are up at ZM Online right now. Let's start the show with 50 bucks cash thanks to Tradie vs Lady. It's a big Friday, but we've got to get this one underway first. Good couple of wins for the ladies the last couple of days. Yeah, can they do it again on a Friday? Call now 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to play. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. The ladies picking up a couple of wins at the end of this week, but still can't catch those tradies who are on 69. The lady's on 53. Let's meet our lady first. She's from the Tron. She's 22, and she loves drawing.

Drawing. Drawing. Drawing. It's a hard word to say. Welcome to the show, Jules. G'day, Jules. Hey. What do you most like to draw?

Anything really. Anything from nature to animals to people. Fun. Ever thought about selling it? No, not really. I just sort of did it as a hobby and sort of did it through school and things. Ever thought of doing those street side sketches where you get the person to sit down and then you draw them in a race car with a giant head?

No, I've never actually thought of doing that. Caricature? Yeah. Yeah, well, there's an option if you ever need it. Let's meet your opposition today. He's 27, he's from Hawke's Bay, and he has four kids and they're all boys. Welcome to the show.

It's Tom. Tom, you're a testosterone producer, mate. Yes, I know that. I do like to brag about that. It's a girl-free zone. Four boys, I imagine your house would be a bit of a tornado. Yeah, we just got

a new dog too, which turns out to be a boy. So my wife's not that impressed. You guys are going to need a Lynx Africa sponsorship in 10 years' time. What do you mean turns out to be a boy? Did you get it at home and you're like, honey, I think... No, we were getting a dog turns out to be a boy? Did you get it at home and you're like honey, I think... I was working the dog and there was only a boy left. Oh right, you're just destined to be

around a lot of men. A lot of balls in that house. Okay, Tom your buzzer is tradie, Jules yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, question number one. The Friday Jams live line-up got announced this morning.

It's massive. Name one of the acts that will be coming. Yes, Tom. Tom. Macklemore. Well done. Headlining the show. All going down on November the 13th.

All right, one to the tradies. Question number two. Google is arguably the most popular search engine on the internet. Name another one. Tradie. Yes, Tom, in first. Bing. Bing, well done.

God, I can't remember the last time I used Bing. You know how sometimes if you're using a PC, you accidentally end up on Bing? Like if you just type something into the search bar and it brings you up some Bing results. I didn't want this. What's your second search engine choice? Me?

Yeah. Don't have one. Oh. Mine's Ask Jeeves. Alexa? Yeah, I don't know. Ask Jeeves. Great site.

All right, two to the tradies. Jules, you need this one here, okay? Yep. Question number three. I believe in you. I feel like this could be your question. Who famously covered this song in 2002? I'll give you a hint.

It was on a movie called Crossroads. Tough one. Jules was two years old. Yeah, I forgot she was 22. Her name rhymes with Schmittney Spears. Guys, we were looking for Britney Spears. Ah. All right, no points there for anyone.

Question number four. The All Blacks are back this weekend in a must-win match against who? Tony. Yes, Tom. The Springboks. He's done it. Nice work, Tom. $50, all thanks to KFC coming your way.

Not bad, not bad. Thank you very much. Not bad, not bad. Something to feed all those boys you've got in the house. It'll last about 20 minutes. I love these because when we talk about people who have been getting sayings wrong their whole life, it makes me feel better because I'm pretty sure there's a lot of words

that I say wrong slash sayings that I don't get right. And, like, I think I only learned about two years ago that it wasn't – yeah, what do people say when they're like in earshot? You know what I'm saying? I know what it is but I don't want to say it in case. Which saying are you, like a saying about being within earshot? My ears

are burning? You're like no, no. When you're listening to someone, when you're listening. Eavesdropping. Yes. What did you say? I don't know but I didn't say eavesdropping. Eavesdropping? Well it's like this week when you're listening. Eavesdropping. Yes. What did you say? I don't know, but I didn't say eavesdropping. Eavesdropping? Well, it's like this week when you found out what the word several meant. I think I said eavesdropping.

Yeah, I can hear that. Eavesdropping. Eve. But I never said eavesdropping. Right. Sounds weird. It doesn't make sense to me. But a woman has lost her mind on TikTok this week when she's realised there was a bunch of saying

she's been saying wrong her whole life. Yeah. And none of her friends have ever corrected her. Right. So she's like, so I have looked stupid and no one's ever told me the right saying. I get it though. No one likes being corrected.

So you don't always want to be the person who corrects people because they're like, oh, you bloody know it all. You're like, well, yeah, I'm just telling you because I'm your friend and you sound stupid. Well, I want to know because I don't want to be the person who corrects people because they're like, oh, you bloody know-it-all. You're like, well, yeah, I'm just telling you because I'm your friend and you sound stupid. Well, I want to know because I don't want to go around saying the wrong thing. Alright, noted. I've got some audio here of a couple of the sayings she's been getting wrong

this whole time. Here's a list of phrases that I've been saying wrong my whole life and no one has ever freaking corrected me on. Buck naked. When someone is fully nude, they're buck naked. I thought they were butt naked. Like down to the butt, they are naked.

I honestly stand by this one. I think this one makes more sense. It's a dog eat dog world. I thought it was a doggy dog world. Doggy dog. First of all, I don't know if I thought it was butt naked or buck naked now It's butt naked by the way

Butt It's butt naked Butt naked In New Zealand at least it's butt naked Yeah because she's saying You might be buck naked in Australia I was saying America But you're not buck naked here

Yeah but apparently that's not the saying though Nah it's butt naked Well that's what she's saying is wrong But she's wrong about doggy dog world Which when you think about what it actually is butt naked. Well, that's what she's saying is wrong. But she's wrong about doggy dog world. Which, when you think about what it actually is, dog eat dog world, it's quite grim. Yeah, it means the world's brutal.

It means everyone's out for themselves. Quite horrible, that saying. Whereas doggy dog world sounds quite nice. Doggy dog world sounds fine. Hey, don't worry, it's a doggy dog world. Doggy style world. Okay, no. Maybe too far. Anyway, I love doing this and it's where people

can, you know, get it off their chest a saying that they always thought was something but turns out it wasn't right. Like how earlier this year I found out you thought it was itso facto. It's... You know, itso facto. No, insto facto. That's right. It was insto facto. I thought it was insto. I still think it is. What is. No, insto facto. Oh, that's right. It was insto facto.

I thought it was insto. I still think it is. What is it? Ipso facto. Oh, that sounds stupid. Welcome to the show. James. Hi, James.

G'day, James. Hey, kia ora, guys. Tell us, James, what was the saying? First, tell us the right saying, and then tell us what you thought it was. So, the right saying is, there's no doubt about it. Right, of course. Okay, I'm so interested to know how you got this wrong.

What did you think it was? Well, I've been saying it right and it sounds right, but it's the way that it's been spelt. So I've been saying no doubt about it, but I've been spelling it D-E-A-L-T. Like, you know, you dealt with that. No dealt about it. Yeah, and I was corrected actually by D-E-A-L-T. Like, you know, you dealt with it. No dealt about it. Yeah. And I was corrected actually by one of my cousins in a group chat.

I went to spell that word, no dealt about it, in a group chat. And my cousin said, no, cuz, sorry, that's wrong. That is so bad. You got done dirty by the group chat. You got it dealt to you. The worst bit about that is it wouldn't even put the squiggly line underneath it to tell you you'd made a spelling mistake. Because you hadn't.

You just made a grammatical error. Yeah. And it sounds similar to doubt anyway. It does. But it's definitely no doubt about it, okay? There is no doubt about that. Have you got no doubt about that? Yeah.

Thanks, James. Happy Friday. Let's go to John. Kia ora, John. G'day, John. Hey, guys. How are you? Good.

Thank you, mate. First, John, tell us the right saying and then tell us what you were saying. I think it's nip it in the bud. Yeah. Oh, yeah, nip it in the bud. Yeah, stop it before it's a problem. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was saying nip it in the butt. I like nip it in the butt way more. I think it makes more sense. No, it doesn't. You know? Is that a problem? I still say it. Nip it in the butt.

Yeah, nip it in the butt. John, I think don't change a thing, John. I think keep doing you. Yeah. I mean, it makes absolutely no sense, but yeah, stick with nip it in the butt. Thanks, John. Let's go to Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi. Tell us, Jess, what was

the correct saying? What have you been saying? Well kept. Well kept. Right, what was the correct saying? What have you been saying? Well kept. Well kept. Right, something or someone is well kept. Yeah, and what were you saying? That's the wrong saying. The right saying is well kempt. What?

Well kempt. What? Yeah, I got told by a colleague yesterday. It's K-E-M-P-T. What does it mean? No, it'sped. What? Yeah, I got told by a colleague yesterday. It's K-E-M-P-T. What does it mean? No, it's not. What? Of a person having carefully combed or neatly styled hair,

they are well-kimped. Yeah. You have just blown my mind. Are you sure they're not talking about someone who's just on the devil's lettuce? No. Well hemmed. Well hemmed.

That's a different thing altogether. Thanks, Jessica. I love this text that's come through. Someone said, I've been getting phrases wrong. It's my forte. I always say instead of built like a brick shithouse, I say built like a brick outhouse. Well, that's the polite one, isn't it?

That's the PG version. Yeah. Yeah, true. I like the person who's been saying from the gecko. Hey, guys. Instead of from the get-go? From the gecko, I've been here. What about, I don't understand what this person, they said,

I thought it was make ends meet. Yeah. I thought that's what it was. Yeah, it is. Make ends meet. What. I thought that's what it was. Yeah, it is. Make ends meet. What do they think it is? As in you were too poor to go to the good cuts so you only just afford the crappy meat from the butcher.

Yeah, but what have they been saying? No, that's all they said. I thought it was make ends meet. It is. Yeah. Yeah, I thought so. Are we wrong? Wait, Claudia, producer Claude?

Are they saying the difference between M-E-A-T and M-E-E-T? Is that what they're talking about? Claude? Yeah, so they're saying meat, like cuts of meat, but it's M-E-E-T, like two Ns meeting. To make the two Ns meet. Yeah. Oh, gotcha.

Do we know which one is correct? I think double E is correct. Double E. Yeah. Not meat, meat. Not meat, meat. Not cuts of meat. I don't even know which one that I used I think double E is correct. Double E. Yeah. Not meat, meat. Not meat, meat. Not cuts of meat. I don't even know which one that I used to think it was now.

Yeah, I don't know. Shelly's here. Hi, Shelly. Hi, Shelly. Hi, how are you? We're all sounding pretty stupid this afternoon, so join the team. Oh, okay. So I still can't say the correct way.

I just never do it. It's the little dog, you know, the chit one. Yeah, the chihuahua. Well, of all my life, I've called it chit-chihuahua. And no one corrected me, and even to this day, I can't seem to get the correct way out. I call it chit-chihuahua. Charlie, come on, you can do it.

Chihuahua. Come on. Chihuahua. Chihuahua. Chihuahua. It doesn't sound right. That's pretty good. That was pretty good. That was close.

Shelley, you and my mum would get along because she calls the singer that we play on ZM all the time Ariane da Grande. You should hear the stuff my mum comes out with. It's her fault that I say Chihuahua because I heard it from her. Chihuahua. It just rolls off your tongue so naturally. I like chichihuahua. I'm going to call it chichihuahua from now on. You go to a person and go to pet their little chichihuahua

and they look at you funny but they don't actually correct you. You want to pet my what? It could be worse. You could call it a chihuahua. Some people call it that. Bree and Clint. Time to get the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Live iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, this was a crazy story that happened last year where Lady Gaga's dog walker got mugged and he took the dogs and shot him. He's now been sentenced. Yes, here's the situation. To refresh everyone's memory, Lady Gaga's dogs have been walked out one night in Hollywood. Car pulls up, two people in the car.

One guy gets out to steal the dogs off the dog walker. They ended up shooting the dog walker. They ran off with two of the dogs. Lady Gaga offered a $500,000 reward, you might remember. Anyway, the dogs were returned to her. Three people were charged. And today, one of those people will be going to jail for four years for shooting Lady Gaga's dog walker. But there is something that I find funny about this story.

There's one part that I find funny. Right. What's the funny part, Dean? There's a funny part. Here's the funny part. Lady Gaga offered $500,000 reward, and one of the people who were a part of the kidnapping of the dog, she was like, oh.

She went to the police station. She's like, oh, I found these two dogs tied to this fence over here. I think that they're the Lone Gargoyle dogs. So she came in to cash the money. She's like, I'm going to cash the money. Anyway, they were like, well, that's very suspicious. Anyway, she turns out to be one of the culprits. So she kind of handed herself in.

Oh, my God. She was trying to get 500 grand and run off into the distance. But they were like, wait a second. This isn't so right. And now she's one of the people. Some people don't think these things through. They really don't. They should watch like Ocean's Eleven or Ocean's Eight.

Just have a better plan. Yeah, a fake dog. If it's a fake dog, they swap the dogs out. That's what they should have done. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just don't steal Lady Gaga's dogs. Just don't do it. Yeah, get a better plan. If you're ever thinking you've got a good business plan,

picture yourself on Shark Tank or Dragon's Den. And if you had to say to the sharks, my plan is to shoot Lady Gaga's dog, Walker, steal the dogs, and then claim the reward. Do you think any of the sharks are going to invest in that business plan? I don't think so. No. And you know what, Dean?

I feel like four years is he's gotten off quite light. Yeah. Like for shooting someone. Yeah. Obviously stealing dogs is a different story, but like he shot someone and he went to hospital. He was in a bad way. It's America though, remember?

Yeah, I know. It's very different when it comes to guns. Now that I think about it, she has pugs, doesn't she, Dean? Yes. And he stole the pugs, doesn't she, Dean? Yes. And he stole the pugs in like a hold up. So technically, did he get pugged? Instead of mugged. He's a pugger.

He's a pugger. He's a pugger. Not a mugger. He's a pugger. That's the latest. Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles. Who's ready for a wholesome love story? I am.

It's pretty cute. The producers are keen. When I read this story, I was like, you know when you do that noise when you see cute old people? Yeah. I love old people so much. Like old people holding hands? Oh, they just make me like just, they're cute. Thank you. Anyway, this story is about 93-year-old Robert Marshall and 88-year-old Ann Cooper.

And their tale began after Robert came across Ann's online dating profile in October of 2019. They're on the apps. So they were both on Match.com, I believe it was. Oh, a dating website. Dating website. I mean, they are in their 80s and 90s. I don't know if they're jumping on Tinder.

Do they have an app? Can you swipe on Match.com? Well, I think it's more you reply to someone's profile. Like you send an email. You email each other. Because I don't know how many 90 and 80-year-olds are on Tinder. So if you set your age range to 80 to 90. Which is a missed opportunity.

Yeah. Because blow those pictures up on a nice big iPad and they can just swipe left and right. I think Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, they need to get into that scene. I think it's a niche. I think they need to jump on board. Into the rest home scene. Yeah, for sure.

Because I think it's a sad thing when people think they lose, you know, maybe the love of their life, their husband or their wife, and they think that they can't ever find love again. Or maybe they never found it in the first place. Or maybe that too. Well, this story is the opposite of that because they were both widowers. Okay. They both lost their long-time partners.

Yep. And they said, you know what? Stuff this stuff this we're gonna go on match.com both of them obviously separately and they ended up finding each other and they went on a caribbean caribbean cruise fun back in march of 2020 before covid right oh thank god yeah uh but when they, COVID was obviously starting to get really bad. So they moved in together and they've never looked back. Yeah, get locked down together. Because if they were in different homes,

there's no way they would have been allowed to see each other for 2020 and 2021 at least. Yeah, so they got married last June. Did they? Yeah, they got married. They said they had the full shebang. Yeah. They had all their loved ones there.

Would you wear a new wedding dress or would you wear your original wedding dress? No, you've got to go new. Yeah. You don't wear the same wedding dress. I feel like that could be bad luck. It's got bad juju. You know? And I mean, obviously, nothing went bad in their previous marriages,

but I just think it's so wholesome that they've found love again. Can you imagine at that age, after a lifetime with another person, say they were with their other partner for... 50 years. 60 years, possibly, they're in their 90s, maybe even 70 years, how often you would call them by the name of the previous partner? Look, you wouldn't hold it against them, would you? You give them a bit of a break.

Yeah, I think so. You know, 70 years worth. It will take a while. I wanted to ask people this afternoon for some more wholesome love stories, Clint. Yeah. I want to hear of stories and it'll probably be about, it could be about your grandparents, could be about your mum or your dad or maybe just someone that you know

that found later in life love how later in life so we're talking you know they've probably had their marriage they might have lost their partner or whatever you're talking post-retirement age right yeah yeah like later in life later in life like you know there was don't call us with a story about your 40 year old dad who's back on the market. No, that doesn't count. Although, happy for him. Happy for him. But that's not what we're looking for.

Unless he cheated on mum. They're not happy for him. I love a wholesome love story and this story has captured my heart. And it's about this couple that found each other later in life, Clint. Much later. So he's 93, Robert, and she's 88 and Robert came across Anne's online dating profile

back in 2019. Fast forward to now, they're married, they're happy and they've found each other. You don't muck around at that age, eh? Nah, yeah. You get in.

They waited a couple of years. Oh, they've just got married? Yeah don't muck around at that age, eh? Nah, yeah. I mean, they waited a couple of years. Oh, they've just got married. Yeah, in June. Yeah, right. Okay, on two years. Yeah, that's sensible. Let's go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi. I believe it's your nan that remarried later in life. Yeah, so she remarried at 73. Okay. And she was on to it. She married someone with the same name as her first husband. So she can't at 73. Okay. And she was on to it. She married someone with the same name as her first husband. So she can't make it up. She's a smart woman, Sarah.

And are they still together? Yeah, they're still together. Oh, cute. How did they meet? I'm always interested. How did they meet? They met at a funeral. Stop it.

Wait, wait, wait. Not her first time? No, it wasn't the funeral. It was a funeral. Stop it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Not her first time? No, it wasn't the funeral. It was a funeral. Right. That is so good. They do say at that age, funerals replace weddings as like, that's where you catch up

with your friends, unfortunately. I literally just watched this episode of Sex and the City where they say a great place to meet men is at a wake. Yeah. Well, that's the same principle as wedding crashes. Remember? No, that's right. He crashes. Will Ferrell's a funeral crasher. He's like, grief is a

powerful aphrodisiac. Don't do that. Don't do that, people. But I'm very happy for Sarah's nan. That sounds very cute. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hey. Who was it, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hey. Who was it, anonymous, that found love later in life? So a little old lady friend of mine, Marlene,

she or her husband died about six years ago. Oh, okay. And like her husband of forever. And then she's just the most glamorous, beautiful woman you'll ever meet and she has so much life left in her. And then she finally moved on and got together with another guy. But within a year, he passed away as well. Oh, no. Okay, yeah.

That's horrible. And then about a year after that, she met another guy through family because it turns out he's actually like her second or third cousin. Okay. And she's still with him now and they're very happy. With her second or third cousin? Yeah. At that age, it's more about

companionship. Right, right, right. Fair enough, fair enough. That's true. That is very true. They're not going to have any kids. No, they're just hanging out. Almost definitely not. Anonymous, can I ask, how old was he? Who? The cousin. Yeah, the cousin. Similar age, similar situation.

What age bracket are we talking about? 70s, 80s, 90s? Late 70s. Late 70s. Okay. All right, good. Love is love. Sometimes you turn a blind eye to your cousin when you're that age.

You know, you just... How do you know? You look in the... I mean, you know, sometimes you're just going to go... Bree's waiting to hit 70 so she can move in on that hot piece of cousin. I'm trying to think of if I've got any hot cousins. I'll think about it. No, no, no.

They don't need to be hot now. They need to be hot when they're 70. Later, later. They've got to be like a cheese. They need to age well. True, true. Okay, some text coming through on the text machine. Someone said,

My grandma found love a second time when she was 65. Then she passed away and my step-grandad married her best friend when he was 80. Oh, okay. Whoa. Keeping it local? Yeah. That's crazy.

Someone else said, My mum's 84, just started going out with a 79-year-old guy. She lost her husband, our dad, 29 years ago, and she's like a giggling schoolgirl again. That's so cute. That's pretty sweet. 29 years is a long time to be alone. Hey, good for you.

You go get them. Malika's here. Hi, Malika. Hi, Malika. Hi. You got a later in life love story for us this afternoon? Yeah, yeah. So my Okinawan grandma, who is probably around 80 years old,

she's just got a new boyfriend and he's probably like three years older than her. Okay, lovely. I thought you were going to say three years older than you. I was like, go grandma. Get it grandma. Malika, how did they meet? I'm not 100% sure but the cute part is, well, this part isn't cute, but so my grandma lost her father really early in life, like when she was maybe six months old during the Second World War. Okay.

And so her and her family were running away from both the American and Japanese because their island got overtaken. Right. her family were running away from both the American and Japanese because their island got overtaken. Yeah. And so all of the records of like her father and her father's actual like family history all got erased. Yeah. So she doesn't actually know who her father's last name was because she was never able to talk to her mom about that.

Yeah. And so her new boyfriend, he's like, not that I really believe in any of this stuff, but he's actually quite psychic, according to my mum. And so she was able to explain a few things about her father, what she knew of and her childhood home. And he was able to find out where that was and took her there. And so her neighbours that still lived at that house knew exactly who her father was and who she was and she was able to find all this information about him.

Wait, because I was very suspicious that he was doing this as like a pick-up line, like, hey, I'm actually sucking. He was right. He took her there and it turns out he was right. Yeah. Malika. He found out that he was right and then she was able to go to his gravestone.

Oh, my God, stop it. We need to call Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams right now. I feel this is a second plot. Malika, that story is incredible. Yeah. No, it's amazing. It's very cool, Malika. Very cool.

Yeah, and apparently he's a really nice guy as well, and he's treating her nice. Hey, The Notebook 2, I knew it was coming, and we finally found the story, Malika. That's blown my mind this afternoon. Amazing. Bree and Clint. One second.

One second. This is the challenge where you and I go head to head, Clint, with our teams guessing songs the fastest. First of three guesses wins. KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Zara's here. Hi, Zara. G'day, Zara.

Hey, how's it going? You're going to be on my team, Zara. Yep, looking forward to it. Alright, let's do it for the girls. That means you and me, Peter, are doing it for the boys. Good afternoon. Hello, how's it going? What's your music knowledge like, Peter?

It's not too bad. I know more about earlier songs. Earlier songs. Yeah, stay humble, Peter. Sit down, Be humble. Peter's like, who's that? Well, let's find out what our theme is. Is it throwbacks? Is it old school music?

Producer Claude runs the One Second Song Challenge. Hi, Claude. Hello. Hey, Claude. Well, this theme was handed to me. You know what day it is today? It's Friday Jams Live Announce Day. It's Friday Jams Live Announce Day.

Wow, wow, wow. Which means all of the songs I've chosen are from artists that are going to be at Friday Jam's live. Oh, boom shakalaka. So, Peter, you might have this one. They're all kind of older songs, so. All right. Ooh, all righty.

Zara is good at everything, so we're good to go. Okay, so Brie and Clint are going to go first. Here's song number one. Brie. Oh, I think that was just Brie. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Is it Akon?

No. I didn't hear enough. It's Shaggy and it wasn't me. Yeah, well done. Shaggy! Sorry, Zara. He's coming to Friday Jam. I knew you'd get this next one. Come on, mate, you got it. I'm excited to see Shaggy. He's coming to Friday Jam. I knew you'd get this next one.

Come on, mate. You got it. I'm excited to see Shaggy. He's so cool. So cool. So cool. Okay, this is for Zara and Peter. First one to buzz in gets to answer.

Here's your song. Zara. Ooh, Zara's in there. Um, TLC. Which song, Zara? Which TLC song? Waterfall? Whoa.

Peter, do you know it? Oh, I think so. Is it TLC, No Scrubs? That's the one. Unlucky Zara. Can you believe we're going to see this song live? Yeah, I know. That'd be awesome.

Nice work, Peter, coming through with a good pitch. All right, we've got them on the ropes here, Peter. We could take out the game on this round. All righty. Okay, here we go. This could be for the win. Here's your song, Brie and Clint. Clint.

Macklemore, same line. Yeah. Boom, shakalaka. Where's the limit, Brie and Clint. Clint. Macklemore, Same Love. Yeah. Boom. Shaka-laka. Where's the limit, Zara? Come on, Zara. This is where you come back. This is where we go to tie break.

How good's Macklemore going to be, though? That song is going to go off. It was so hard picking a song for him because there's just so many great ones. So many bangers. Well, that's why he's headlining. Absolutely. Okay, Zara and Peter, here's your next song. Zara just got in there.

Akon, Smack That. Yep. Oh, you've taken us to tie break. Nice work, Zara. Peter, I need some words of encouragement, man. I need you to build me up. Come on, you got this. Yeah, that'll do.

That's what I needed. I love KFC. Yeah, you love KFC. That's what I needed to hear. I love you, Peter. Okay, we're down to a tiebreaker now. Yeah. You guys got to be quick, okay?

But only buzz in if you know it. Okay. Okay? All right. Here's your song. That's Craig David Yes Walking away

No That's Craig David's Seven Days That's it Damn it Peter we won some KFC Woo Yeah One or the other wasn't it

Congratulations guys That was a fun round of the One Second Song Challenge One or the other, wasn't it? It's awesome. Congratulations, guys. That was a fun round of the One Second Song Challenge. Peter, we'll get you 50 KFC chicken dollars for the weekend. Well done, man. Oh, thank you very much. How good is that line-up, though? So good.

Bree and Clint. He's coming to New Zealand to headline ZM's Friday Jams on the 13th of November at Western Spring Stadium. Please welcome to the show, it's Macklemore! Yeah, boy! I'm fizzing at the bunghole for this, Macklemore. I've been waiting and we're so excited that you're coming back to New Zealand. The last time I saw you perform, mate, I was in Sydney and you threw a donut from the stage 50 metres into the crowd

where it was caught by the person you pointed out. Mate, are you going to be doing any of that at Friday Jam's live? I'm going to have to bring that back. I haven't done that for a while. But, man, there was something about that run. My arm was just on. I know you love the fruit bursts here in New Zealand. Yes, I do.

You could load those into a cannon and just shoot them out of a fruit burst cannon. That's a great idea. The fruit bursts are incredible. We have starbursts here. Fruit bursts take it to another level, though. They're incredibly hard. It's a better candy.

I have to be honest. You guys got us on that. It's been a minute since you've been in New Zealand. Are you excited to come back? Always. Love New Zealand. You got history with New Zealand. I don't know if you remember this, but way back at the start of this crazy ride that you've been on,

before Thrift Shop, you were booked to play a university orientation week gig in Dunedin. And then all of a sudden Thrift Shop drops. It blows up. You're the biggest artist in the world. And this university goes, this is crazy. We've lucked out.

And to your credit, you could have easily pulled out of that you could have gone i'm a stadium guy now you showed up and you did the gig do you remember it not at all but you know what i remember that story happened the entire spring and we did a whole college tour coming off the two biggest, number one records in the world. And that was an era of very little sleep. It will probably lead to early onset dementia as it did later in life.

I'm kidding, but not really. But it was great. Those times were amazing. And, you know, those college shows all kind of blend together. I don't quite have the memory because of the lack of sleep. Macklemore, Brie talks a lot to me about the impact of the performance you gave at the NRL Grand Final in 2017. When you got up there and you performed Same Love at a time in that country when things were quite crazy for the rainbow community. Brie, have you ever had a chance to tell Macklemore what that meant to you?

Look, this is my opportunity to say thank you. I was still living in Australia at the time and I was working in radio and it was a really dark time for people like me in the queer community. And it was a really kind of scary time as well. When you were booked for that gig, you said you were going to perform Same Love. And I know there was petitions to get you banned from doing the show. And I remember seeing an interview you did where you got asked about it in the States. And you said, you know what? I'm going to go harder. I'm a love. And I think you do realize what that did for so many people but mate that was a life-saving performance that you did that day and I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my

heart thank you for letting me know that I mean yeah it was it was a powerful moment and I think there's been a handful of times where I can think where performing same love really felt you know and I feel it every time I perform that song. That's just one of those records that I can't do that record, just like dial it in. Like, you know, it's something that evokes emotion, but that was a special one for the platform. And in the face of hate, we love harder. And that's what ties us all together. And, you know, even a rodeo show in a very rural part of Oregon in the northwest and I'm looking out and there's like all these people in cowboy hats and I know that

uh this is not the most uh liberal crowd and I had that moment again and those are the performances that that stick with me it's not like necessarily all the ones that are just like everyone's all on the same page it's like this is a this is a song of resistance. This is a song of protest in, in the face of hatred. So I appreciate that. And, um, thank you for sharing it. Oh, mate, it started a conversation between my dad and I, I'm not going to lie. Cause we're massive rugby league fans. We're Queenslanders. So rugby league's huge in our family. And to have you on that platform and brought into so many people's households that might not have had that conversation,

but you started a conversation in a lot of people's households that day, and, yeah, we really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. I think that's what good art does is hopefully starts a dialogue. We can't wait to see you here in New Zealand for Friday Gems Live, Max Lamoore. It's been way too long.

So thank you for joining us on the show today and we'll see you at Western Springs Stadium on November 13th. Thank you guys so much. I always have nothing but love for New Zealand. I'm so happy to get back and see all the people. There's just something about New Zealand, man. The fans are just incredible.

The energy is unmatched. I'm so pumped and I can't wait. We'll have the fruit bursts ready. Bring in the truckloads of fruit bursts. Let's go. And they'll be rolling on in. Bree and Clint. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,

Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki!

Our weekly singing competition. I was away last week when you took on Maddie McLean with a Britney Spears song. How did that go? I went down in a blaze of glory. He was fantastic. One of my worst, I would say. Britney is right in Maddie's wheelhouse. Yeah, it really

was. It really, really was. Today I've picked an artist in my wheelhouse. Seeing as I'm picking the song, that's my competitive advantage. And I thought, hmm, what screams Clint? Who sounds like me? Who do I think I could really master?

I'd probably say Bon Jovi. Close. Lizzo. We both love Lizzo, so this will be a good Friday, okay? I'm just on her Twitter. She today has just filmed an episode of Hot Ones. That one where you eat the spicy chicken wings with the hot sauce on it. I feel like she'd be amazing in Hot Ones. She'll be so funny.

Okay, here we go. All right. You're about to hear Brie and I both take on Lizzo's new song, To Be Loved. Once you've heard both, you get to decide who did the better Friday Oki this week. Then you'll get to vote. So wait till you hear both, and then you'll get your say. Here comes mine. Wish me luck.

Good luck, mate. Thank you. Here's my best Lizzo on ZM. Girl, I'm about to have a panic attack. I did the work, it didn't work. That truth that hurts God damn it hurts That lovey-dovey shit was not a fan of it

I'm good with my friends I don't need a man, girl I'm in my bed, I'm way too fine To be here alone On the other hand, I know my worth And now he calling me Why do I feel like this? What's happening to me?

Oh, oh, oh Am I ready? No, there ain't a doubt Am I ready? What you talkin' about? Am I ready? Go figure it out To be loved, to be loved

Am I ready? You deserve it now Cause I want it That's what I'm talkin' about Am I ready Go figure it out To be loved To be loved

Damn What did you have the vice grip on when you sang? I had it on my balls Extra tight No, I'm saying how tight did you have it? Yeah, not easy notes to reach, but I thought it's a cop out if you don't go for them, right? I can't remember what I did, to be honest.

I just felt the music. I felt Lizzo deep in my bloodstream. Let her take over. And just did whatever I did. I can't remember. Okay, well, here it comes. Here's Breeze, Lizzo. You can pick a winner after this on 0800DIALZM.

Mmm. You can pick a winner after this on 0800-DIALS-IT-IM. I'm good with my friends, I don't wanna make Girl, I'm in my bed, I'm way too fine to be here alone On the other hand, I know my worth Ah ah ah, and now he callin' me Why do I feel like this? What's happenin' to me? Oh oh oh Am I ready? Girl, there ain't no doubt Am I ready? What you talkin' about? Am I ready? You gon' figure it out

Do we love? Am I ready? You don't figure it out To be loved To be loved Am I ready? You deserve it now Cause I want it What I'm talking about Am I ready? You don't figure it out

To be loved To be loved To be loved That was my rock flavour on Lizzo To be loved Love it Love it Who's got the better Lizzo though?

I feel like they were quite different I feel like we did different Lizzo performances You can definitely tell whose is whose Let's hope so We're looking for five people to call 0800DIALZM this afternoon And pick the winner of Friday Okie Was it Brie or was it me? You can call now 0800DIALZM this afternoon and pick the winner of Friday Oki. Was it Brie or was it me? You can call now 0800DIALZM.

Five votes to decide the winner. Any constructive criticism you have, always welcome in Friday Oki as well. Brie and Clint. Friday Oki! You just heard two cracking renditions of Lizzo's To Be Loved. One was mine. Oh, oh, oh.

Am I ready? No, there ain't a doubt. Am I ready? What you talking about? Wait, was that me or was that Lizzo? No, I was like, was that me? Wait, was that the version that I recorded or did they load the original? I think this one's going to be Lizzo, the next one.

Oh, this says it's you, this one. Oh, oh, oh. Am I ready? No, there to be Lizzo. The next one. Oh, this says it's you, this one. No, I know that one. I think that's Lizzo. No, that's the one that goes, that's the Chad Kroger version. No, I believe it had Lady Gaga on the track and she was just dropping some fire on there. Oh, is that what it was? Five votes to decide the winner of Friday-okey this afternoon.

We'll start with Hannah. Good afternoon, Hannah. G'day, Hannah. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, guys. What are your thoughts on Alizzo this week? Okay, well, they were both equally painful. Mm-hmm.

Fair, fair. I like that. I like it. Yeah, But, however Brie brought me joy It really did What did mine bring you? Cringe, slightly

Hannah, I'm all about bringing the joy So thank you mate, I appreciate that One vote for Brie, thank you Hannah, let's go to Keanu Hi Keanu What are your thoughts on our Lizzo renditions? One vote for Bree. Thank you, Hannah. Let's go to Keanu. Hi, Keanu. Hi, Keanu. Hello. What are your thoughts on our Lizzo renditions? My vote's going to have to go with Clint, eh?

Fair enough, Keanu. He just had those high notes a bit more crispy. I was very true to the original, wasn't I, Keanu? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree too. My balls have dropped, though, so I couldn't do it, Keanu. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey Yeah, I agree too. My balls have dropped though, so I couldn't do it, Keanu. Amy's here. Hi, Amy.

Hi, Amy. Hey, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Amy. What's your feedback this week, mate? Well, Clint, you did really, really well in attempting those high notes. Thank you. But unfortunately, my vote is with Brie this week.

Yes, Amy. She absolutely nailed it. And then she had like a bit of a rock rendition going on too and it was fantastic. It was the Rast that did it for you, Amy, wasn't it?

Oh, 100%. You've put her in the lead. We could be done and dusted here. Michaela, good afternoon. Hello, Michaela. Hi, guys. How close did we get to actual Lizzo quality

in our To Be Loved covers this afternoon? I don't think close. Well, I'm so sorry, Bree, but my daughter, Lila, who's four, loved Clint. So my vote goes to Clint. Come on, Lila. Thank you, Michaela. Thank you, Lila.

That Lila, put her into music school, Michaela. She's got a good ear. Oh, she already is. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff. Okay. Thanks, Michaela. This is the decider. Gemma, she already is. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff. Okay. Thanks, Michaela. This is the decider.

Gemma, you have all the power this afternoon. It ends with you, mate. It's awesome. Who's the winner of Friday Oaky this afternoon? Well, I actually think Bruce smashed it. So, yeah, I'm definitely going with Bruce. Let's go, Gemma. I'm ready.

There ain't no doubt. I'm ready. What are't no doubt. Ever ready. What are you talking about? Ever ready. It's the rock. To be loved. That's good. To be loved.

It's the rock. Gemma, you have a great weekend. Thank you for playing Friday Okie. Thanks, Gemma. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Let's get you home in that Friday traffic. We'll take these people's birthdays, figure out what was the song top of the charts on their 16th, and then we'll play our favourite one in full. We'll start with Abby. Kia ora, Abby. Happy Friday. Hi, Abby. Happy Friday, guys. What are you up to for the weekend, Abby? I'm actually heading over to Toedonga. Oh, fun. What are you doing there? My boyfriend lives over there. Oh, romantic weekend, Abby. A bit of a rendezvous in Tauranga. Going to town.

A bit of Netflix and chill, Abby. Definitely. Or if you get tired, if you're hungover, just the chill. Love it. Yes. A little bit of Netflix and neck on. What's your birthday, Abby? 28th of July, 2004.

Right. Whoa. That means you were 16 in 2020. So on the 28th of July in 2020, this was Top of the Chart. Abby's barely old enough for a bit of Netflix and chill. You turned 18 last month. is that right, Abbey? Yeah, last week. Last week?

Oh, well, happy birthday for last week. Oh, happy birthday. This is a great birthday banger that will get better with time, I believe, Abbey. It's so new. Yes, indeed. Right? It's great. One hit wonder, Abbey.

I like it. Such a wonder wonder. He was on Love Island, too. He was, he was. He performed there like, oh like it. Such a wonder wonder. He was on Love Island too. He was, he was. He performed there like, oh my God, it's Joel Corey. Do you know Joel Corey's a- What song did he play? That one.

No, no, I was joking. Did you know he's a DJ slash bodybuilder? Did you know he was on, not Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore? Was he? I think he dated one of the girls from Geordie Shore. Right. I'm pretty sure. Was it Charlotte the girls from Geordie Shore. Right. I'm pretty sure. Was it Charlotte?

No, it wasn't Charlotte. Right, okay. Let's go to Cass. Kia ora, Cass. Happy Friday. Hi, Cass. Hi, guys. Happy Friday.

What are you up to for the weekend, Cass? I'm just chilling. My dog just got neutered, so both of us will just take it easy. Yeah, fair enough. Make sure they don't go up and down stairs. Yeah, that's already a fail. Make sure they don't lift any heavy weights or anything like a fridge.

Oh, yeah. Neither of us will be doing that. Yeah, good, good, good. Hey, Cass, what's your birthday, mate? 26th of April, 1997. Right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And back on the 26th of April in 2013, this was number one. Huge.

I fizz for this song. Bit of rudimental. Cass, what do you think? Amazing. Definitely a banger. Rudimental are all-time great. But this was such a good era of rudimental music. Yeah, I believe Ella Earle was on this track.

They did songs with John Newman at the time as well. They did heaps of stuff with Anne-Marie before Anne-Marie branched off into her own stuff. Good one, Cass. You got a great one. Let's do one more for Kirsty. Kia ora, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty.

Hi, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Kirsty.ie. Hi, Kirstie. Hi, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Kirstie. What are you up to for the weekend? I've got a friend's studio tomorrow night, so fizzing for that.

Yeah, the girls. What have they got planned? Anything special? We're going to House Bar in Hamilton, so that should be good. House on Hood. Yeah, House on Hood.

Shout out House on Hood. Brie and I always end up there when we're in Hamilton. Everyone ends up there. Yeah. Don't they? Everyone. Kirstie's going to end up there.

Well, what's your friend's name? We'll give her a shout out. Gareth. Shout out to Gareth. Gareth is the hottest chick in Hamilton, and she will be at House on Hood this Saturday night turning 30. Gareth, you better send it this weekend, brother. Happy 30th.

All right, Kirsty, what's your birthday? It is the 18th of February, 1994. All right, that means you're 16 in 2010, and here's your birthday banger. Timberland and Katy Perry. Anyone else on this song? I don't think so. Just those two, eh?

I just think those two. It's a banger, Kirsty. Do you like it? It's a banger. It's a banger. Come on. Timberland was awesome. Yeah.

Where is he? This is shock value two and then it all just went a bit quiet after that. Yeah. I think he's working on music with Justin Timberlake. Okay, right. He'd be great for Friday Jam's live. Wouldn't he?

Yeah. Okay, wait there, Kirsty. I vote rudimental. Same. Waiting all night. Rudimental. No doubt about it. Didn't even have to think about it.

100%. Cass, congratulations. You and your neutered dog have just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Thanks, mate. Have a good weekend, Cass. Look after that pup. I will.

Thanks. See you, mate. Here we go. Look after that pup. I will. Thanks. See you, mate. Here we go. Straight out of 2013. It's your birthday banger on ZM, Brianne Clance. This is a good one. Tell me that you need me Tell me that you want me Tell me that you need me Tell me that you want me

Tell me that you need me Tell me that you want me Tell me that you need me Tell me that you want me ZM, Brianne Clint. It's rudimental and Waiting All Night, the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Man, it's time to start the show.

Yeah, let's play a bit of this. How good's rudimental? We should go back to back. We would, but we've got a lot to get through. Bree and Clint. As much as I enjoyed the show, God, it was nice to get a Love Island break last night. Well, there's 50 something episodes

and i mean it's six episodes a week if you don't include the crappy it's a huge commitment best bits episode yeah it's a massive commitment yeah but understandable if you're having love island withdrawals because it was there it was so like you know in your face every night and quite exciting a lot of nights too you get invested and you follow these people's journeys. So it is something, it's like a bit of a comfort. I read an article today that said, why watching Love Island or taking part in Love Island could leave you with psychological challenges. Okay. Have a listen to this.

So first of all, if you're a viewer of Love Island, which is everybody listening to this, I don't think we've got any cast members listening to the show um watching hours of these programs mean you can develop attachments to the characters where they feel like that you're one with the person that's on screen because there's no barrier there's no filter you're just vicariously watching their life every day psychologists describe this as a parasocial relationship, a one-sided, unreciprocated friendship. But sometimes your mind doesn't know the difference. Right. Isn't that interesting?

You can always DM them on Instagram, though, if you really miss them. So that's part of the problem, they said as well. They said these days there is very little difference in the type of interactions and comments that you have with celebrities on social media and your friends on social media. Like you'll comment similar things under their post that you would to your mate Sarah, you know? Yeah.

So it's all blurred. It's all weird. And so then when your friends are taken off TV, you can go, oh, my God, where's my friend? Where's my friend? I can so gone. Where's my friend? They've abandoned me. And you can be left with this feeling of abandonment after Love Island.

Not me, because, you know, I'm too, like, tough for that. But you. You're so tough. Oh, yeah, no, me. What, because I'm a woman? No, because you had a big thing. Are you saying all women have attachment issues? Is that what you're saying?

Are you saying we can't control our emotions or our hormones, depending on what time of the month it is? Is that what you're saying? Are you saying we can't control our emotions or our hormones depending on what time of the month it is? Is that what you're telling me? No, it's because you had such a crush on India, that's why. India? No, I mean, she was hot, but I'd probably say more Davide. Davide for me. So if you're a contestant on Love Island,

this can really leave you with psychological issues. The problem is with that show, you are instantly famous. You go in there as a normal person, a hot person, but a completely normal person. You have no interaction with the public for 10 weeks, and then you come out and you are a rock star. Yeah, you're pretty much slingshotted into fame. Yes, absolutely. And if you didn't get a good storyline, if you've been released out into the public as, you know, a bit of a villain, you have to instantly deal with that. Putting aside the fact that you've been in a human experiment for 10 weeks where you couldn't see your family, your friends, the news, your phone, anybody other than the nine strangers that you were forced to live with for that whole time. Yeah. It's quite interesting.

Have you not ever heard of the reality TV effect? No. After doing like a few seasons of Treasure Island, I've talked to quite a lot of people who've worked in TV for a long time. Yeah. They all talk about this thing called the reality TV effect where they reckon when people have this experience that's so unusual and so unique. Amplified. Hardly anyone in the world ever gets to have these kinds of experiences. They end up making drastic changes to their actual life when they come out of that situation.

Right. So like that could be maybe they were in a relationship or they were married for a long time. The reality TV effect is you see people breaking up with their partners or moving, like, you know, away from where they've always lived or making big changes in their life because of that, yeah. That's why I've never been on Love Island. Oh, is that the reason? Yeah, that's the reason.

Yeah. Not because I'm married and 35 or two kids. But also, didn't you tell them you really wanted to wear dick togs and they were, like, not appropriate for that time slot Okay you'll know him from dancing on TikTok And everywhere else And being boys with last year's Celebrity Treasure Island finalist And now he's going on the show himself

Please welcome to the show It's Elvis Lopetti About damn time About damn time As About damn time. As Lizzo would say, Elvis, it's so good to see you. It's so good to see you too, Elvis. It's the damn island. That bloody island.

Bloody island, honestly. It's just like a different world up there, isn't it? Oh, definitely. I actually wouldn't mind going back because we had no food up there. But I have put on a bit of pounds. Did you lose some weight on Treasure Island? I actually did, just a little bit. How much?

I don't know exactly how much, but I definitely came back looking hungry. Well, all we gave you was rice and beans. Yeah, that's all we got. You get sick of them, right? Nah, that's a lie, right? That's a lie. That's just for the cameras. No, that's all we got was rice and beans.

You've got a food truck that comes after the cameras, right? No, we leave the island and we go sleep somewhere and then we come back. I bloody wish I'd know, same as me. I'd be at the food truck too. Really? You actually sleep in those shitty huts? Yes, we sleep in those shitty huts on the beach. That was really nice.

But I love the tan that I got up there because the sun was out every day. True, that was really good. It was really dark and I loved it. Hey, Elvis, I've always wanted to ask you because obviously you're very good friends with Lance Savali who was in the finals last year for Treasure Island. Did you ever feel like going into the show you had this pressure? Was he giving you shit being like, don't you come back first week? No, what's funny is he actually supported me and told me all these little inside and out stuff.

What to do on the island, which is really cute. What was his best advice? Well, actually, the best advice he actually gave me, which I didn't know I needed, was to take a pillowcase, to stuff my clothes inside it to use it as a pillow, because we didn't get pillows. And I didn't realise that was going to be life-changing, because everyone else was getting scratched on their faces, because they had no pillows, or they were using bags,

which scratched their face. But I had an actual pillowcase and stuffed it with clothes. I tried to sneak in some food but that got taken. Contraband. You should see before all of you go off, you know, the first morning of the first shoot, I sit in this room with a few people and they go

through all of their bags and they pull out all the contraband from everyone and I think you guys were pretty good. There was a few bits and pieces. Anyone try and take alcohol onto the island? No. Oh, no. When I was walking onto the island with my bag, they're like,

Elvis, we found your chocolate, your salt, your chips, and just named everything. I was like, oh, gosh. I even tried to hide it in my socks, but it didn't work. We found your chips. Yeah, everything. Hey, Elvis, we know what you've been doing. Hey, what do you think was the hardest thing being on the island?

Was it the sleeping arrangements? Was it the food? Was it the politics that happened when you put a bunch of celebrities all in one spot? Yeah, I think, to be honest, the hardest thing was just knowing. Because on this island, you have so much anxiety. You don't know who to trust. So when the cameras are gone and everyone's gone,

you just don't know who to talk to. So basically, you're just left there and everyone's gone. Because you't know who to talk to so basically you're just left there and everyone's gone because you don't have your support network you can't just call your mum or your best friend and be like

what do you think about this exactly so you're trying to go through it and I just go sit on the top I went and sat on top of the hill

and used to watch the sunset and I think that was what I was going through to get me through because I was like I'm not trusting anyone on this I was like I'm not trusting anyone on this damn island and I'm not telling anyone

how I feel so they can piss off well he's just been announced today in the third and final batch of islanders for Celebrity Treasure Island 2022

last batch eh? no I think there's one more is there more? yeah Sunday okay okay another batch third to last alongside ZM's own

Cam Mansell Blackford Melody Robinson, heaps more. They're all up at the Celebrity Treasure Island Instagram account. Elvis Lopetti, good luck on the island, even though you've already been, but we don't know how you went. Thank you so much. So nice to see you. Thank you so much to see you too, man.

Love you. Bree and Clint. Right, so here's the situation, and then we can all deliberate at the end, okay? Right. About who's in the wrong and who's in the right. So apparently a wife has posted anonymously online because she's fed up and she thinks she's in the right in this situation. So she said she lives in a house that has two bathrooms.

So one of the bathrooms, which I'd call the main bathroom, she said it's quite spacious. It has a window. But the other bathroom's quite cramped and it's only got a room, like room for a toilet and a sink. So I'd call that a powder room. That's what they call it on the block. Yeah, it's a powder room. And then you've got your main bathroom.

Or a party toilet. Yeah, with your shower and all the rest of it. So there's one and a half bathrooms. Party toilet? Guest toilet. Party toilet. Party toilet makes it sound like there's a party going on in there. Well, it's the toilet everyone uses so they don't have to go into your bathroom

if people come over, right? So anyway, she's got two toilets and she claims that her husband, in the mornings, always, you know, nature calls and he does number twos. Just after the coffee. Yeah. And she says she's fed up with him using the main bathroom, the main toilet, because he goes in there, bombs the toilet, and then she can't use the bathroom to get ready and put her makeup on,

have a shower, all the things you use your bathroom for. Right. And she said she's banning him from using that toilet as it ruins her whole morning. And he said he refuses to use the cramped toilet and he said he can use whatever toilet he wants. Right. Well, look, can we deliberate? Yes, let's deliberate. Technically, he's right.

He can use whatever toilet he wants. But have a little respect, first of all, for your partner. And have a little self-respect, second of all. Some of your business should just be hidden away in dark corners. And if you're in there, if she's describing what you do to the toilet as a bombing, then you've got backdoor issues and you need to go and hide that. Yeah, we in our household, we call our second toilet the chamber of secrets. Yeah.

And it's just- The room of shame. It's just common courtesy that if you know your partner is going to be using that bathroom, you just go to the other bathroom. It's not a big deal. Like I would rather know that my partner doesn't have to cop it after me and have the privacy of the other toilet. Yeah.

You know, just go use the other toilet. I would rather my wife think I didn't do that, you know. So that's where I'm at. But some couples aren't. Some couples take pride in making their partner suffer. You think your wife doesn't know that you do poos? No, but I'd rather maintain the illusion that I don't. Have you maintained the illusion your whole relationship?

No. No, it got too tough when we had kids and everyone was in the house all day. And you guys have only had one bathroom. We've had one bathroom up until last week. And quite a small house. And the bathroom opened out onto the living room kitchen area. Not ideal. Yeah, the time you run and get up in the middle of the night.

What? It's not really possible. I remember when I was younger and I was in like, well, we weren't in a relationship, but I was dating, I was dating this guy and he would come over and stay at my house and we stayed, I lived in a rental and there was like three of us that lived there. We had one bathroom, one toilet.

Yeah. And it was in those first, you know, couple of months and I was so like. Hide my real self. And on the outside of the house, so you had to go outside, down these stairs into this dingy laundry that had no floor. So the floor was dirt. Yeah. And it had a toilet in there that was just like you will get bitten

by a redback. It had a dirt. What is this, Pioneer House? It was just, I don't know. A dirt floor. Well, the toilet might have had a concrete floor, but the laundry was dirt. Yeah.

And I used to sneak down there and do my number twos. And then after a while I was like, stuff this. He's not doing this for me. I'm not doing it for him. He's not doing it for me. I'm going to get bitten by a spider. I side with the wife in this story. Same here.

Same here. Don't be an a-hole. Use the other toilet. Case closed. Bree and Clint. Time to get to LA for the latest. From iHeartRadio This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy

This is an interesting one Jane Fonda who has been an icon An absolute babe icon For about 50 years now Has come out and said there's a cosmetic procedure She really regrets Dean Yeah she's kind of saying in a Vogue interview She regrets having a facelift

And she has said that it can Make people look distorted Yeah, she's kind of saying in a Vogue interview, she regrets having a facelift. And she has said that it can make people look distorted. And if she could go back, she wouldn't do it again. And she's telling the youth of the world and today not to go and do it. But let me just say this. Let's park that for one second. She looks so good. Yeah.

She looks so good. How old is Jane Fonda now that I think about it? In her 70s. She'll be in her 70s. I reckon she looks hot. She's 84 guys. She's 84? She's 84. Yeah. Look Dean's right and not to advocate for facelifts. No.

But she does look phenomenal. I read this article today and it had a picture of her from this year next to the headline that said I regret my facelift and I'm like she looks hot. Looks amazing. I reckon it's probably because she does look quite

different and that's probably why she regrets it. Like looking at her, I'm a massive Jane Fonda fan and I remember seeing her for the first time and she just looked quite different than what she used to. After her facelift.

Yeah, and it's not that she doesn't look good. And, I mean, she's 84 years old and maybe that's why she regrets it. Who knows? But she also – Renée Zellweger. You know when Renée Zellweger came out of the red carpet, everyone was like, wait, who is – and I remember the person, like the publicist,

holding the sign that said Renée Zellweger for all the photographers and they're like, wait a second. Who is that? She had hers reversed. Yeah. And Courtney Cox. Yeah, there's a few people who have it. And maybe Jane Fonda, because Jane Fonda's got the money to have it corrected. Maybe she's... But I mean, at 84, every time

you get put under, it is a risk. So maybe she's just like, I'm not going to do it anymore. It'll drop. Give it time. It'll drop. It'll come down. I don't think it's gonna. She's just at home stretching it out each day. She just like, I'm not going to do it anymore. It'll drop. Give it time. It'll drop. It'll come back. I don't think it's going to. She's just at home stretching it out each day.

She's like, come on down, face. I love Jane Fonda. Gracie and Frankie, how many seasons has that been going for now? I don't know, but it's a great show. A million seasons. So good. Bree and Clint, thanks for the latest from our Los Angeles Hollywood correspondent. How many facelifts do you have, Dean?

Oh, like what, today? Today! Bruce, sleep upside down. Breeinclint. Breeinclint. And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thanks for joining us this week on The Breeinclint Show. What's everyone doing for the weekend?

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