ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th December 2022

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast where Brie is furiously beavering away at our Secret Santa names for our show Secret Santa this year. Are you going to announce who you got like you did with our work, Secret Santa? That ruins it. It's called Secret Santa. No, no, no, and I'll tell you why. Because this group is too small and intimate. Good.

The work one, eh. But I did get my person a good gift. Good. I wish I got you as my Secret Santa. Well, I'm not telling you because Ella's listening. You told me. I don't know what to get mine, so I'm thinking about just buying $20 worth of sweet and sour sauce from McDonald's.

You get two disposable vapes for $20. Oh, my person wouldn't want that. How do they know? Clint, don't encourage them. I'm not doing that. Speaking of Christmas, my Christmas present arrived already. Your one for yourself? Well, my joint Christmas present for Lucy and I.

You got a joint for Christmas? What is it? Our present has arrived. Oh, that's a fun household. arrived already your one for yourself well my joint christmas present for lucy and i you got a joint for christmas what is it our present has arrived oh that's a fun hassle and we've started using it already our present no you can't do that why not this is the christmas present no but we bought it and we know why what it is so what are we going to do put it under the tree and just look at it no what are you going to do on christ morning now? Wake up in it. Is it a vacuum? Is it a bed? Is it a race car bed? Oh my gosh. Lightning McQueen.

Some nice sheets. Very bougie sheets. Is it matching PJs? Good sheets. It's nice sheets. What's the three count on those babies? I've got no idea. As I slid into them.

Four million. Whoa. It gave me nice hotel vibes. You know when you get in a really nice hotel and you get in the sheets? Did you tuck them in really tight? Did you do a little dance? Hospital corners. Hospital corners.

God, can I just say how good, and this is not a paid thing, like hashtag not paid, hashtag not sponsored. Here we go. Hashtag looking for some though. No, I've already got some, but I'd love some more if they're listening. I don't have any. How fucking good Peter Alexander pyjamas are. My mum bought me and my partner and our dog a set of matching Christmas ones

because they always release Christmas ones and they have some for dogs. And so my mum bought us all matching ones and we've pulled them out again because we're wearing them because it's December and holy shit. Even Bree's dog has Peter Allen's own pyjamas before us. Must be nice. My mum even bought some for Cam Mansell last year. What? Mumma die.

Get us on the PR list. Cam Mansell's has things. Mumma die's PR list. She loves. Yeah, right. Question for the woman in the room. Yeah, what? Yep. Pyjamas on a man

Ick Not matching Christmas ones Matching with who The fam But year round Like a man in pajamas Depends what they are I think pajama shirts

Pajama shirts with buttons are an ick for me Oh like button up pajamas Button up with like button-up pyjamas. Like button-up with, like, cuffs. Flannel. I quite like a nightie on a man. You do not. I do. Like wee Willy Winky.

Yeah, I love a nightie. I thought a Willy would be out anyway. No, it wouldn't. No, she's talking really long. A long nightie. You're talking about a nightgown, aren't you? Like to the ankle? Like a long one, just past your knee. No, thanks's talking really long. A long nightie. You're talking about a nightgown, aren't you? Like to the ankle? Like a long one, just past your knee.

No thanks. Yeah. They're so comfy. I mean, you do. There's so much room for activities. Yeah. Breezy. I'm sick of sleeping in t-shirts.

What do you want to sleep in? A tank top? I don't want to know. Show off your muscles? Well, no, I don't know where to go from here. I don't know where to go. I'm telling you Go to Peter Alexander And feel some of the

It's life changing Like if you're someone That gets really hot Or you're just uncomfortable Amazing The idea of sleeping in pants Is weird to me Really weird

Well in winter time It keeps you warm I like fat pants But yeah I kind of get it I don't always sleep in pants Because it gets too hot Or boxes We haven't actually Canvassed our new producers And you're not even new anymore I like fat pants. But yeah, I kind of get it. I don't always sleep in pants because it gets too hot. Or boxes.

We haven't actually canvassed our new producers and you're not even new anymore. Any nude sleepers amongst us? Oh, my boyfriend. He is and you're not because Bree and I are not nude sleepers and we connected on that very early. I just feel like I'm very aware when I'm nude. Yeah, everything's there. I can't sleep.

I feel like I'd be the same. I know the exact feeling you're talking about. I'd be so worried that if I slept nude, like do you ever get copped like a sweaty crack from your boyfriend in the night? Because, you know, all your bits are kind of intertwined. No, when I sleep, get away from me. Do not touch me.

Because he's naked? If he wasn't naked, would you? Maybe. Yeah, see, that's a good thing for him to know. What if he was in a pair of Peter Alexander pyjamas? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. It's just, yeah, his limbs are there.

Is it sweaty? No, he's actually not a sweater. Like, he sweats a little bit. Oh, we all sweat in bed. Anyway, Christmas has come early to the Roberts slight household. I'm slightly concerned that come actual Christmas, we're going to need a backup present just to feel the joy of Christmas. Look, I'm not going to lie.

I love sheets. I'm a big sheets person. But a little bit boring. Yeah. I think that's why we like it so much, though. Because we're like, yeah, it's boring. And it's what we want. You like it because it's boring.

Well, we like it because it's what we want. It's boring, but it's like a little treat because it's fantastic. It's boring, but it's like a little treat because it's fantastic. It's boring, but it's our boring. Wait, wait, wait. Is it what you wanted or what she wanted? I want whatever she wants. I knew that was the answer. Oh, there we go.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Where do we get some of that kombucha? Yeah, I think I'm changing my mind slowly on the kombucha. I'm going to start drinking some, I think. A kombucha with three times the amount of alcohol in it. First of all, incredible to find out that most kombucha has 1.5% alcohol in it. Well, it's fermented.

Yeah? Yeah. What does that mean? It doesn't mean anything to me. It's kind of like what happens to alcohol. It ferments. Right. Does that mean that kimchi has alcohol in it?

Potentially. Really? Yeah. Is it aldo? Alcohol. Alcohol. Give me some of that alcoholic kombucha. Yes.

Like, obviously, obviously they're not allowed to sell it at the dairy. Drop some off here at ZM. We'll take care of it. Because, like, how virtuous would you feel if you were, instead of getting on the RTDs, you're getting on the kombuchas? Oh, I was more thinking at, like, nine in the morning. Like, not socially acceptable to have a beer, but to have a kombucha. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Totally acceptable. They'll be like, instead of going, that person's an alcoholic, they'll be going, oh, my God, that person's so fitspo. Yeah. Yeah. Eat, live, love. Bree and Clint. Okay, it's time for Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, we're back. Not too many games left for the end of the year. So the score update. In total, the Tradies 108 wins for the whole year. The Ladies 89 wins. Should we play for double points?

To make it interesting. For the rest of the year. Okay. Well, that's the only way the Ladies can get on top. We can play for double points. It's all worth double points. But if the Tradies win, they get double points as well. That's how it works. But on top. We can play for double points. It's all worth double points. But if the tradies win, they get double points as well. Yeah, that's how it works.

But single price. We don't have more money. No, it's just points. All right, let's do it then. Let's meet our lady. She's from Tauranga. She's 28. And she learned to snowboard in Canada.

Please welcome to the show, Taylor. G'day, Taylor. You keen to get the ladies over the top with some double points, Taylor? Hopefully. Okay, a lady victory today is worth two. You're taking get the ladies over the top with some double points, Taylor? Hopefully. A lady victory today is worth two. You're taking on our trading. He's from Topor. He's 18 and he loves sports. Welcome to the show, Dominic.

G'day, Dominic. What's your favourite sport to play and what's your favourite sport to watch? Rugby and watch rugby. So just rugby then? Yeah. I like it.

Keep it simple. Classic Kiwi bloke. Okay, Dom, your buzzer is tradie. Taylor, yours is lady. First to three gets 50 bucks from KFC and two points on the tradie versus lady telly. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

Billy Joel played to a sold-out Eden Park on the weekend. Which one of these songs is not one of his? Uptown Girl, Piano Man or Tuba Boy? Lady. Yes, Taylor. Tuba Boy. Tuba Boy, yeah. I mean, I'd love to hear what Tuba Boy sounds like.

A lot of brass, a lot of horn. Nice work, Taylor. You're on the board. One to the ladies. Question number two. COVID cases are exploding in New Zealand at the moment. What year did the pandemic begin? Lady.

Yes, Taylor. 2020. Oh, sorry, 2019. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. You can't know, Dominic. She's given the 2019. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Okay. You can't know, Dominic. She's given the answer. She said the answer.

She gave it away now. That'll be a bit cheeky of us. Dominic's like, I think I know it. Because, of course, it is called COVID-19 because it started at the end of 2019. Still one to the ladies. Question number three. Name two ingredients you would find in a standard Long Island

iced tea. Dominic. Vodka. And? Yeah, nice work, Dominic. Well done, Dom. One apiece. Question number four. You're only just old enough to drink them, Dom. Oh, yeah. Question number four. You're only just old enough to drink them, Dom. Oh, yeah, we don't talk about that. We would have also accepted light rum, orange liqueur and cola. Question number four.

Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Taylor. Guns N' Roses. She's got it. And they're playing at Eden Park this weekend. That's right. So excited. I am going.

It's going to be a huge show. Can't wait. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic? Was it Joan of Arc, Amelia Earnhardt, or Julia Andrews? Lady. Trady.

Yes, Taylor. Amelia Earnhardt. Amelia Andrews? Lady. Yes, Taylor. Amelia Earnhardt. Amelia. She has got it. Yeah, well done. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Taylor, you smart cookie.

We talked about this on Friday. Amelia Earhart. Earhart. She's a pilot. Her name was Amelia Earhart. Right. Got it. Not spelled that way, though. Taylor, that's a two-point victory to thehart. Right. Not spelt that way, though.

Taylor, that's a two-point victory to the ladies. Congratulations. You've put the girls back in contention for a victory at the end of the year, and you've won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Awesome. Thank you so much. Very impressive, Taylor.

Nice work. Bree and Clint. We want to know, have you had a tattoo removed, and what was that tattoo? And why did you get it removed? There's probably a good reason. It might be the date of something.

Maybe someone's name. Ex's name. There's a place that's offering free removal of Kanye West tattoos in light of everything that's gone down, which seems fair enough. Someone texted in and they said, we tried to get them on the phone, but we couldn't. I'm in the process of removing my wedding date from my wrist. Six sessions in and it's barely changed.

Oh, no. And yes, it hurts a crap load. Yeah, I bet. It doesn't say why they're removing the date. They must have broken up. Well, I'm assuming they broke up. Not always, though. On your wrist.

Why else? You just go, I don't want to be a wrist tattoo person anymore. Why would they go through all that pain unless the relationship is broken up? Well, if you don't like looking at it anymore. I'll put $100 on it. That is because the marriage is over. Can you text us back? Just tell us why you're removing the tattoo, okay?

I know it seems obvious. We just don't know. Someone else said, had two tattoos removed, eight to 12 sessions to get it done, about $100 per tattoo each session. And $60 for the numbing gel. What? Every time.

You have to get the numbing gel every time. You're having a rough week and you're like, I'll skip the numbing gel this week, please. Hurts way more than getting a tattoo done. Tattoos only cost me $50 to get done in the first place. They were only small. See, to us non-tattooed people, they seem largely temporary these days because you go, oh, if I don't like it, I'll just get it lasered off later.

But it's not something like it's that straightforward. No, it is not that straightforward. I watched my friend get a tattoo removed and it was a tramp stamp. Yeah. And I've never seen someone in so much pain. Oh, you could smell her skin. Yeah. And I've never seen someone in so much pain. Oh. You could smell her skin. Oh.

We have someone on the phone right now who is in the process of having their tramp stamp removed. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hello. Hello.

Tramp stamp your words, not our words, by the way. Yes, totally. Yes, and totally one of those, you know, 90s regrets. Can we ask, what is your

tramp stamp of? A dolphin. So, yes, it's kind of like a tribal kind of thing. Oh, okay. I know exactly the design you were talking about. It's a classic 90s tramp stamp, you know. A lot of people had it. A lot of white guys with tribal shoulder tattoos as well.

And you're like, what does that mean? And he's like, I don't know, bro. It's an idea. It's not my proudest decision. How many sessions have you had? I think I've had about maybe four or five. Oh, yeah, and is it starting to vanish yet? Yeah, you know, it's actually fading more.

Yeah, it's fading on its own because, and that's why you have to leave so long in between your sessions for your body to just kind of do its thing. Reject it. Yeah, and the person who I'm doing it through says leave a longer time between. Yeah. And I haven't had one in a session in probably a year because of all of the restrictions and that.

Oh, yeah. And it's going on its own. Oh! Hey, Ellie. Nature is healing. On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad does it hurt getting a laser tattoo removal? It hurts more getting it, I think.

You reckon? Yeah. Hurts more getting the tattoo? That's in the tramp stamp location, though. I reckon different parts of the body. Pretty tuned zone, isn't it? Okay, well Ellie, looking forward to you being able to proudly display your

lower back sans tattoo very soon. Yeah, me too. You go girl. It's going to be an exciting summer. Thank you. Someone said they've got a QR code that links you to the Darude sandstorm video tattooed on their body. No, they don't. You wouldn't get that removed. Photos or it didn't happen. You wouldn't get that removed. Photos or it didn't happen.

You wouldn't get that removed, would you? No, no. Why would you get that removed? Keep that forever. Someone else said, I got my company logo tattoo removed. It was a boy's trip away. Why would you tattoo the company's logo on yourself? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us about this update from Ellie Golding where she's talked openly about her mental health struggles. She has. She shared that she suffers very, very

deeply with anxiety and she shared that it was a type of panic that she never even expected or knew was possible. She said, I struggled daily, nightly, hourly with a kind of panic I didn't even know existed. Lots of people have obviously taken to her social media to praise her, lots of people appreciating her honesty and her authenticity. So it's really great to see someone with that kind of following and that kind of platform to be able to share. She just said, I've been too scared to admit to the answer and I've been too scared to feel like this.

She said, I feel like something's broken inside, something that has been echoed deeply in this view that I've opened up to. It's really nice to hear from Ellie Goulding, even though it's like it's, well, it's not a sad update. You know, she's revealed that she's not doing well. She was the biggest star in the world for a long time and then we didn't hear a lot from her. And I wonder if this is part of the reason why.

I went through a very big Ellie Goulding phase. Yeah, I'll beat you to it. A big one. And just loved her and loved her music and what she was about. And then I remember saying to you in like the last couple of years or however many years, I'm like, where is she? Like did she go? I know she had a baby

and she met her husband and all that stuff. But I was kind of like, we haven't really heard or seen much of her. But this makes a lot of sense. And I can't even imagine what it would be like someone who's so famous like that and you struggle with this crippling disease where you can't control your mind. No. You know?

And it would just be so debilitating. And then you have to be forced into really public situations. It would just be so debilitating and it makes a lot of sense. And I think it's just so courageous of her to post something like that. So good on her. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint.

Bree's Psychic Radio. She's back with a special Christmas edition, Clint. I was thinking about Psychic Radio today. And how amazed you've been across the year? I was trying to think of where it came from, and I'm pretty sure Psychic Radio came from the depths of lockdown, where we were like, oh, God. What else can we do?

There's no one on the roads. And it's one of the things. There's no one in their cars. That has stuck around, surprisingly, to everyone. It's where Bree tries her best to prove that she is psychic, or at least has psychic abilities. It has had mixed results. Look, I'm going to put my sixth sense to the test.

And here's how it's going to work. We're going to get someone on. I'm going to ask them a few questions. And then I'm going to attempt using my psychic abilities to guess what is something they want for Christmas. Producers, have these people told you what they want for Christmas so you will know whether it's right? They have indeed.

We can hold them accountable. Okay, cool. Okay, well let's start with Ange. Hi, Ange. G'day, Ange. Hi. Before we start this process and before I hand you over to our resident psychic, you do know what you want for Christmas, don't you?

I do know what I want for Christmas. All right, you're in the hands of Brie Thomas. Now, Ange, I need to kick this off by right, you're in the hands of Brie Thomas. Now, Ange, I need to kick this off by asking, do you want a bunch of different things or just one thing? I just want one thing. Okay, all right. I'm just channeling my chakras.

Ange, are you single or taken? I am taken. Okay. Married? No. She wants an engagement ring. No, I don't. What do you want for Christmas, Ange?

I want to spend more time with my family. Pretty much the same thing. Yes, mate. We have currently assumed to be a one-year-old daughter and my side of the family live a couple of hours away from us. Yeah. So I would like to spend more time with them over the Christmas period. You want some more free babysitting. That's what I was meant to say, Ash.

Okay, she's none from one. Let's go to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. G'day, Charlotte. Hi. Charlotte, are you clear in your mind about what you want for Christmas? Yes. I'd like to offer a psychic lifeline.

Can I just check, Charlotte, the thing that you want? Angers was beautiful, what she wanted. It was pretty hard to guess, to be honest. Is yours a physical object, Charlotte? Yes, it is. Okay, good. Because I feel like that's where Bree's powers lie. Yeah, I feel like it is too.

I can't really channel the sentimental stuff. Someone's like, a new kidney. Bree's like, well, yeah, sorry. I couldn't channel that. It wasn't on my radar. I can't find that one on the market.co.nz. Charlotte, would you say, like in terms of all the sensory things, touch, smell, those type of things, where

do you more lie in terms of your personality? Do you like to touch things, smell things? What a weird question. Probably touch things. Okay. Likes to touch things. She's touchy. She's a touchy lady. And Charlotte, would you say you have an interest in towels? In towels? Yeah, like towels and sheets. Like Manchester. Like Manchester. Do you like Manchester? Not particularly.

Okay, good. I was just double checking because I think I might be channeling our third caller. I think you might be channeling a Briscoe sale. I think, Charlotte, I'm channeling you here. You want a PlayStation 5. Sorry, your psychic phone line just dropped out. Was that yes? No, that was a no.

What do you want, Charlotte, that was a no. What do you want, Charlotte? I want a bed. Come on! What did I say? I said bedding. I got confused. No, you said towels. No, I said towels and then bedding and stuff.

To be honest, you said PlayStation 5. Well, she threw me off the scent. You have one more chance, okay? And I believe in you. Oh, that was, come on. I feel like I need to channel you more positivity, okay? So you have all of my goodwill. One out of three would be good.

And you have Chloe to achieve your dreams. Okay, Chloe. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you, Chloe. Work with me here. We want a success here. You and I, it's you and me. Do you want one particular thing or

multiple things would be great um yeah just one like multiple would be ideal but this one that i think about yet okay can i ask a question go on is it towels no okay cool take that off your list okay brie is it better no no no that wasn't that wasn't a guess. That wasn't a guess. I feel like I need to go safe here with Chloe. You haven't even asked her anything yet. I don't know if I need to. Chloe, what's your star sign? Leo.

That's what I was picking up on. Leo energy with a Capricorn Rising. I think, Chloe, you would like a holiday. No. Well, yeah, but that's not what I was thinking. Right, Chloe, give it to me. Just an Apple Watch. An Apple Watch. Of course it was an Apple Watch.

Of course it was. That Watch. Of course it was. That was going to be my second pick. You should have asked better questions. Other than perfume, that was going to be my second pick. I want a second go at this. I've led myself down the wrong path. I reckon you need to go away. Thank you, Chloe, by the way.

Thank you, Chloe. And good luck on your hunt for an Apple Watch. And Merry Christmas. I think you need to go home, light some incense. I need to charge my... Put your crystals out, light some incense. I need to charge my... Put your crystals out on the front lawn. I need to charge them. Yeah.

They're pretty low. Do a nude seance and return tomorrow fully recharged. And same time tomorrow, you can attempt to psychic radio people's Christmas presents again. Okay, I'm going to go three from three tomorrow. You need to do all three of those things.

Okay. Charge the crystals. Okay. Light some incense. I don't know if the neighbours will like the naked thing. Nude seance. Okay. I'll close the blinds.

Have you got a gross flatmate? Because a woman has spoken out, asked the internet for help because she has what she is saying, the grossest flatmate and she wants to evict her. It's so bad.

I reckon competition to be crowned grossest flatmate will be tight. We should run an annual competition. There's some gross flatmates out there. And how weird is that part of life when you're living with randos, especially if you're getting randos off Trade Me or off Facebook or something. Yeah. It's such a lottery. You have to spend so much time with these people too,

like you're living with them. What if you get one that collects their toenails or something? I think we had that phone call once and they went into the room and there was a jar of toenails. That'll be where I got the idea from. Under the bed. Yeah. Not this story though.

This is what she says. She goes, I'm a 23-year-old female and I have a flatmate who's 18 and female. She has zero respect for personal hygiene. We've been living together for four months and I can't stand living with her anymore. She doesn't shower. In four months, she hasn't showered once. What? However, she goes for a two-hour run every morning

and I can't stand the smell anymore. It makes me sick to my stomach. I tried to talk to her about it, but she just brushes it off and says she'll shower, but she never does. Last week, I told her that I can't stand the way she smells and how the apartment smells because of her, so she either starts showering or I'll have to evict her. I feel like that is a totally fair ultimatum.

You know it's bad when the whole apartment will start smelling. Like if you're running for two hours every day, you need to shower. People have been kicked out of flats for less. Four months. This person hasn't showered for four months. Unless they're running to like a gym and having a shower there. Doesn't smell like it. Doesn't smell like they are.

Yeah, that's not ideal, is it? That is right up there. And it's only the two of you by the sounds of it too. You don't even have a third flatmate to like, to diffuse it to be like, oh my God,

what about stinky Sandra? Yeah. You're just in this house with this weird person. You'd want to like, say, like pretend you got into pranks

or something and like hide behind as they come in the driveway and just start hosing them down and be like, gotcha! And be like, bring out the sun!

Put a bucket of water above the door and they walk through and you're like, gotcha. Soapy water. Yeah. Just to hose it down. It's nothing personal. I'm just getting into TikTok pranks. Yeah. You'll understand.

You're my only victim. I thought we could ask this afternoon. Let's run a competition. 0800 dials at M. What is your gross flatmate story? What did they do? Are you ready for this? Yeah, I'm ready.

Are you sure you're ready for this? Mate, I have flattered for years and years. Trust me, I've seen it all. This could get quite gross. Yeah, bring it on. 0800 dials at M. You can text the stories into 9696. We can keep your name out of it altogether.

You know, just in case you're still in that flat. Yeah, exactly. What is the gross thing your flatmate did? Come on. Bree and Clint. I think we kick it off with this text right here. You ready? Okay.

My flatmate used to collect their dry skin from their feet and roll it into a ball and have it sitting on their bedside table. It got so big that it was the size of a golf ball. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is off. That is off. Oh, I wasn't ready for that. What are you?

I did the disclaimer. I know. I wasn't ready for that. That was you as well. Let's go to a call from an anonymous caller. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, I'm sorry.

I'm still trying to recover from that text message. That was horrendous. Imagine the person that wrote it and seeing that in real life. I feel like this phone topic is all about setting expectation levels. Is your story more or less gross than that? I'd say probably quite on par. It's not more. I'm keen to hear it anonymous.

How gross is your flatmate? So I don't live with her anymore, thankfully, but she used to leave her used sanitary items in really random locations. What? What do you mean? Like, random where? So, one time we found them on top of our washing machine.

It was like a front-loading washing machine, and she'd obviously done some laundry or something. We didn't really want to dig too far into it. And then she used to leave it like on the bathroom like sink like next to the sink or on where the toothbrushes are. No. Okay. Yep. Anonymous, we really appreciate the call.

I reckon that has achieved I don't think it was on par. I think it was way over. Yep. No. Feral. At least dead foot skin person was keeping it in their bedroom. Yeah, at least it was in their area, you know. Someone else text through. Are people ready for this?

Two and a half years living in the room next to mine, never once washed their sheets. A real musky funk could be smelled through the wall. I thought it was a leaky home. Nup. Just the nasty flatmate. Burn the sheets. Burn the beers. Burn the whole room. Burn the relationships. Someone else

said my flatmate would come home drunk and vomit in the shower every weekend. She always left the vomit there. Never cleaned it up. Not once. Every weekend? That's so off vomit there. Never cleaned it up. Not once. Every weekend? That's so off. Katie's here. Hi, Katie.

Hi, Katie. Hey, guys. Oh, my God. People are disgusting. People are disgusting. Katie, you wait to hear some of these other texts, but I want to hear yours first. What gross thing did your flatmate do?

So we had this farewells one, and one day all of us went to, I don't know, make dinner or whatever, and we couldn't find any of our plates. So we were like, oh, where are they? And this one gross plate mate was out. So we thought, oh, we'll nip into her room. She's real slobby. Maybe she's stacked a few up.

And we found them next to her bed, and there was like, I don't know, about 10 plates there with her adult rabbit toy sitting right on top of all our dinner plates. On top of the that dinner plate. What? On top of the plate? Yeah.

Was the plate? Yeah. Yeah, so she hadn't washed or done any dishes. That's what I was going to ask. Did she put her adult device on a dirty plate? Yes, yep. Well, she probably used to wash it in the dishwasher by the sound. Oh, my God.

I doubt it. Oh, my God, Bree's so right. Bree's so right. That's her pile of things that needs to go in the dishwasher by the sound. Oh my God. Oh my God, Bree's so right. Bree's so right. That's her pile of things that needs to go into the dishwasher. Katie, you listen to this text. It's kind of relatable to yours. Okay. I don't know if I can read this out. Someone said,

I had a flatmate that would use my adult toy and then put it back the next day. Oh, nah. That's not okay. How does that person know? Use my adult toy and then put it back the next day. Oh, nah. Nah. That's not okay. Not okay. How does that person know?

Who are these people? How do they know? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, nah. That's not okay. That's not okay.

Thank you, Katie. Katie, she's like, that's so much worse. Katie's like, I know I called this show, but I wish I didn't. Last anonymous caller. I'm nervous to called this show, but I wish I didn't. Last anonymous caller. I'm nervous to even do this, but hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Mine wasn't actually my flatmate. We had asked him to move out and his mum came to help us,

help him move out. And while we were taking out the rubbish that week, we took out the bathroom rubbish and she'd pooped into the, like, the leftover toilet roll thing. She'd pooped into it and joined the two together so that the log went all the way down the toilet roll. Okay, okay, stop.

Wait, the mum? The mum? Wait, the mum did that? Yeah, the mum did that. Was it revenge? Was it a hate crime? Maybe. Was it revenge for crime? Maybe. Was it revenge for asking their child to move out?

It was pretty tense at the end. Sounds like a revenge tune. He wasn't home that day. I ask this question with respect, especially to the people in the room. Why are all these stories about women? When we did a gross flatmate topic I was a hundred percent expecting the stories to be about

boys. I think every story we've received has been about girl flatmates. I've got one here for you about a boy. Someone, thank you, thank you Anonymous. Thanks Anonymous. Thank you and no thank you at the same time. Yeah also no thanks. Please. I wish I hadn't heard that. Please never tell that story again.

Someone said an old flatmate used to use my platter bowls to catch his pubic hair when he would trim in the bathroom. There you go. There's a boy one for you. We're going to wrap it up there. We're going to wrap it up there. Oh, no. Wait.

One more. No. One more. I reckon we're done. I reckon we're done. A flatmate of ours Did a poo on the deck Alright we're good We're going to come back

With some They're all like this Hit music after this All of them are like this So gross They were the ones I could read out Can you imagine

The ones I can't I've never wanted to hear An ad break More in my life It's time to play Get that Ready We're getting Timer together Yeah It's time to play Guess That Oh, we're getting

time together? Yeah. It's time to play Guess That Oh, slow. Slower. Okay.

It's time to play Guess That Boys. Third time lucky. I love it. Four and a half years of synchronicity. All building to that point.

I love that word, synchronicity. We're playing for KFC Chicken Dollars. Cincinnati. And all you've got to do to win serendipity. Oh, another good one. Is. Chicane.

Quickly guess the celebrity's voice that is being played to you. That is correct. We will have. Squalor. Shish kebab. These are words that are pleasing to say They really are Claude, write this down for tomorrow

We've found tomorrow's content What words are nice? Okay, just write that down Nice to say That's what you want? Yeah, what words are nice? Okay, I'll write that down Nicole's here

Hi, Nicole Hi, Nicole Hi What's your favourite word to say, Nicole? Oh, gosh I don't know Salubrious It's really putting me on the spot Oh, it does Yeah, gosh, I don't know. Salubrious.

Really putting me on the spot. Oh, it does. Yeah, yeah. We'll give you time to think about it. The phone topic's not till tomorrow. We're going to play Guess That Voice. Do you want to be on Team Bree or Team Clint? Bree, please. Bree, please.

All right, Nicole, you and me. Danny, you're going to be on my team this afternoon. Awesome. Awesome. Any favourite words you'd like to say, Danny? Literally is one of my favourites. Oh, good one. Literally. What about scrupulous?

Circumcision. Flaccidity. Oh, no. Alright, we're getting too phallic. Let's go to producer Claude who is going to run Guess That Voice. Hi, Claude. Hello. It's good content, guys. What is the theme of today's voices that we're going to hear? Today's theme, you may have heard Jonah Hill is officially changing his name to Jonah Hill. So these are all celebrities.

He's changing his name to his name. To his name. These are all celebs that use stage names. It's like when New Zealand changed our flag to our flag. That was good. That was worth the money. Spent lots of money on it. Yeah.

I was too busy doing my flag joke. What was the theme again? Celebs that have used stage names. Okay, got it. Got it. Nicole and Denny, you guys will go second. Brie and I are going to go first. So your names are your buzzers.

All right. Good luck, guys. Here is your celeb. And I was standing on this bar, and I felt myself beginning to tip forward, and I put my arms in like this and I fell six feet to the ground and I broke both my arms at the same time. Oh my God, I know who that is. What the hell?

Can we get a clue? She was in one of the Spider-Men. Three! Emma Stone. Yeah, you got it. I was right there. You had it. I could see it in your eyes. She was in a Spider-Man. She was in one of the Spiderman.

And I was standing on this bar, and I felt myself beginning to tip forward. Yeah, of course it is. Okay, well done. It was amazing. Like, my brain recognised it, but just couldn't put it together. Yeah, that was amazing.

Nicole and Danny, you guys are up for celeb number two, okay? Come on, Nicole. Okay, good luck, guys. Here you go. Comes from a place of authenticity to myself first. Danny. Nicole.

Danny. Is that Miley Cyrus? It is, yes. Nice work, Danny. It's hard to relate if you don't feel you identify with that same struggle. Is it a stage name? Yeah, her real name is Destiny Hope. Cyrus.

Cyrus, yeah. Did you not know that? No. And they used to call her Smiley Miley. Ah. That's where it comes from, as a nickname. She changed her name because of the church, eh? Sure, man.

Don't know. All right. One apiece. One apiece. Bree and Clint, this one is for you guys. He's a good driver. He's actually a better driver. Bree.

Oh, I always forget her name. Oh, this is good. Is that the Forgetting Sarah Marshall woman? That's who I'm thinking of. Oh, okay. Write it off then. Do you want to play it again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's a good driver. He's actually a better driver than I am. Brie, Reese Witherspoon. You got it. Is that a stage name? Well, it's technically part of her real name, but her name is Laura Jean Reese Witherspoon. Wow. There's something I didn't know. Fun fact for you. Who's winning?

Two for Clint, one, oh, two for Bree, one for Clint. That's correct. Yeah. Okay, Nicole and Danny, it's back to you guys. Danny, you've got to get this one for us, okay? Nicole, you can win it for us, okay, mate? You can win it right now. Yep. Okay, here we go. Good luck. And Ethan Cohen walks up to me after he had told me a couple times,

like, you know, this is the line or whatever, and I just kept botching this one line, and he just put his hand on my shoulder. Nicole. Nicole. Was it Jonah Hill? For the win. It's not it.

It is Jonah Hill. Nice, Nicole. Good team effort. You're killing me. Trekkie Deckie putting Jonah Hill in the Jonah Hill round. Yeah. Nice work, Nicole. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.

Woo-hoo. And just to round out this game, Sequoia. Oh, what a win. Good one. Succulent. Wrap it up, wrap it up. Save it for tomorrow, guys. Slachulence.

Slachulence. Flatulence. Brie and Clint. How many dads in your set up? That's the question we're going to ask this afternoon. Very famous Hollywood superstar Kate Hudson, who I only realised last year was Goldie Hawn's daughter. How have you just realised this? You told me this off air and I was like,

are you, where have you been? Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell? No, wait. Yeah, their daughter. What a cool combo and what a cool kid they made. Wait, something else that blew my mind even further, and ladies especially, brace yourselves, because Clint has never seen How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.

No. You've never seen that movie? No. Oh, my seen that movie? No. Oh my God, you're missing out. I always get confused between that one and is it Seven Things I Hate About You or Ten Things I Hate About You? Which one is it?

Stop talking. With Heath Ledger? Stop talking. Just stop. Anyway, Kate Hudson's who we're talking about. I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb. Little lamb. I asked for an iconic Kate Hudson quote as this one I said to Claude I said don't give me a dad clip

because I'll know Crawl Crawl the warrior, Ken. There's Princess Sylvia on the ground, Blake. Who's Princess Sylvia? Anyway, I may not have seen her back catalogue, but I love Kate Hudson. She's opened up about what it's like having three kids to three different men.

Yeah, see, I didn't know this about her. Yeah. To me, before I even read the answer, I was like, busy. It'd be so chaotic. Hectic. Because you have to keep in touch. You'd need a family Google calendar. Yeah.

She has an eight-year-old son with her ex-husband from the Black Crows. His name's Chris Robinson. She's got a kid with him. She has an 11-year-old with her ex-fiance, the front man from Muse, Matt Bellamy. What a talented people she's dated. And she has a four-year-old with her current fiance, musician Danny Fujikawa, whose music I'm not familiar with.

God, she loves the musicians. She's got a type. Yeah. She's definitely got a type. Musos. So a kid to each of them, which means three dads in her family dynamic. And she has said that having three dads is fine. It's totally sweet. We deal with it.

Yeah, exactly right. She said, it might not look traditional from the outside, but on the inside, we feel like we're killing it. The unit we've created with three children and three different fathers is a seriously strong unit, and it's ours. But you know what, though? She's owning it. It's because Kate Hudson is so damn cool.

Yeah. And the kid's grandma Hudson is so damn cool. Yeah. And the kid's grandma is Goldie Hawn. Yeah. And Kurt Russell. She seems so put together and just so like, I don't know, open minded. Seems quite zen. Yeah. She said this about her exes and I think this is a big part of it. Because it all come down to the type of relationship you have with your exes and the type of people that they are.

She said of her exes, for me it's like, you loved this person. That doesn't go away. But you can reestablish a different kind of love. You can have an amazing time with your ex-partner because you're really only focused on the love of your child. Take your interpersonal dynamic about it out of it and just... And you love them for being a good dad to your kid.

Yeah. That's nice. Oh, she's just so cool. Busy Christmas. They'd have to go to three different places. Surely all the dads get a present for all the kids. I'm thinking how the kids benefit out of this. Nah, stuff that.

Really? Yeah. I don't know how it works. Because if Matt Bellamy from Muse showed up, millionaire by the way, and he only had a present for the 11-year-old, I'd be like, what about my brother and sister? Yeah, it'd be a bit weird. Come on, Dad, you sting.

You play them off against each other. And you're like, well, Dad number one, he got us three gifts each. Yeah, yeah. If you want to go up the Dad ranking. Dad number two and the Dad number two is like, my name is this, you're Dad number two. Until you graduate to name status.

Yeah. This is an odd question, but I want to know how many dads are in the picture for you. That might be how many baby daddies you have. Or you may be from a family like Kate Hudson's kids where your brothers and sisters all have different dads and you're all tied to the same mum. You're the modern family.

Yeah, you're a, yeah. Like that TV show is called? Modern Family. Which one? Oh yeah, Modern Family, yeah. Oh, at $100.00 at M, or you can text us to 9696. We just want to know, how many dads you got going on? How many dads are in the equation?

And how's it going? Yeah, how do you play them off against them? Yeah, how do you cheat the system? You can text your situation to 9696 and we'll talk to you next. Tony's here. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hey, guys. Happy Monday. Happy Monday, Tony.

How many dads are you running in your set up? I think I've got about, yeah, close to about four or five. Four or five? Okay, and how did that come about, Tony? So I got into foster care. So, you know, one of them is my foster dad and then because we kind of lived in a group home. Yeah, okay.

So we had like sort of multiple people that came in and looked after us. Yeah. And we just called them dad as well, you know? Yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, that's lovely, Tony. And do you still keep in touch with all of them? Oh, definitely, especially my foster dad

because he's got his own kids now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they call me uncle now, so, you know. Love that. And his kids sort of play me off, so who can we get the best presents out of? That's what Bree was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool. Smart, Tony. Well, if they're all solid role models, then the more the merrier, I guess. I like it. It's cute. Wayne's here. Hi, Wayne.

Hi, Wayne. How you going? Good, thanks. How many dads in your set-up, Wayne? Well, mine's a different spin on it. Okay. I'm a father to four kids with three women. Right.

Okay. Oh, okay. And I'm married to my wife who's got five kids and not one of them are mine. Wow. Wow, Brady Bunch, Wayne. So there's four. Yeah. And out of those five, there's three different fathers.

Oh, my God. So there is a lot of dads in that family unit. So there's four mums linked to you. Right, Wayne? Yeah. He's like, beat that, guys. And then of that, one of the mums goes, geez, Mother's Day must be hectic for you, Wayne.

No, Mother's Day's not hectic for me. None of them are my mother. Wayne's like, I just sit back and relax. I'm starting to understand how Wayne may have had so many children with so many women. He's got the bants. You got the bants, Wayne. He's got the devil may care attitude.

Yep. Well, hey, not no longer getting too old for that thing. Oh, you don't want another wife, Wayne? No, no He's done I'm very, very happy with what I've got Good man Okay, thank you

Good on you, Wayne Appreciate it Someone texts through and said My baby has zero dads I had him by myself using a sperm donor Best decision of my life I love our unique wee family That's a really nice text

That's the other side of the equation And that is a beautiful text to get And I love reading out stuff family. That's a really nice text. That's the other side of the equation and that is a beautiful text to get. And I love reading out stuff like that and getting different perspectives because family units and family situations can look so different and there's a million different setups you can have and they're all beautiful and they're all great. They made a TV show about that, didn't they? Modern Family.

Last call's anonymous. Hi,, that was it, yeah. Last call's anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. How many dads are you running? It's not me. It's someone I used to know.

Okay. She had five kids in five years to five different dads. Wow, she got busy? Whoa. Yeah. And at last count, she was up to eight kids, but I don't know how many more dads there were. Do you think, and this might be a stupid thing to say, but do you think you would have moments

where you would forget which one was from which dad? Probably. Well, yeah, there was a moment, and there was an paternity test taken and it turned out that two of them did actually share a dad. Right, so they were full siblings. Yeah, yeah. Gotcha.

So it actually turned out that there were four dads, but for a long time it was believed there were five. That sounds like a slightly less wholesome version of what we were talking about with the multi-dance. It seems a bit more sordid. I just picture having to stay in touch with every person that I've hooked up with, and what a nightmare. You know what I mean?

It would tie you to every one of them, and you'd have to be like, oh, God, I've got to catch up with that person. Too much effort. Yeah, too much effort. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate the call. effort. Too much effort. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate the call. Thanks for listening. Thanks.

Thanks, Anonymous. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here's your birthday banger for a Monday. Let's get you home.

Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Well, we're about to figure that out. Let's start with Jack. Kia ora, Jack. G'day, Jack. Hey, guys. G'day, mate.

Why didn't you jump on the big door? My birthday's on the 9th of December in 1992. Jack, not... Did you just get moved along by Jack? And I love you, Jack. Appreciate it. Hey, Jack, your birthday's in a few days. It's on Friday. Oh, happy birthday for Friday, Jack. Appreciate it. Hey, Jack, your birthday's in a few days. It's on Friday.

Oh, happy birthday for Friday, Jack. Your 20th birthday. 30. Oh, 30, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish. Jack, you've called the sharpest, funniest radio show in New Zealand, obviously. Jack is like, wow, never calling this show again.

We appreciate you, though, Jack. You were 16 in 2008. We're so sorry. We'll get to the point. Here appreciate you though, Jack. You were 16 in 2008. We're so sorry. We'll get to the point. Here's your birthday banger. What a tune! Banger! T.I. and Riri, Jack.

Oh, yeah. Good throwback. You're into it. Obviously, you're into it. I was back then. I reckon you're going to crank this out on your birthday this week. I think I might have to,

actually. Yeah, it's your big 3-0. On Friday? Is it Friday? What are you going to do for it, Jack? Well, wife actually surprised me last weekend

because I'm actually going to a wedding on my birthday. Oh, right. Oh, yeah. I done a skydive. No way. Yeah, she surprised me in the morning

And then two hours later I jumped out of the plane You're kidding me You know a woman loves you when she throws you out of a plane I would have killed her She made sure we had life insurance That was up to date Okay wait there Jack We're going to do a birthday banger for Ashley

G'day Ash How are you team how are we Good mate how was your weekend Bloody good Jack, we're going to do a birthday banger for Ashley. Kia ora, Ash. G'day, Ash. Hi, team. How are we? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Oh, yeah, bloody good. Bloody good. Bloody good. Oh, bloody ripper, mate.

Good to hear. What's your birthday, Ash? 22nd of the 1st, 1995. Right, that means you were 16 in 2011. Back on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me. In fact, be with your lover. Fill me with your poison. Take it. this would have been number one. Possibly Katy Perry's weirdest song about making love to aliens.

Well, it was about Russell Brand, wasn't it? Oh, is it about Russell? It's about Russell Brand. Is it a metaphor? Yeah, I think so. I thought she had like a space fetish. Nah. I think she talks like a space fetish. Nah. I think she talks

about it in her documentary how she found him like to be from another planet and it just really interested her. Right.

Do you like that Katy Perry song, Ashley? Is it a suitable birthday banger for you? I'm going to say no. I'm going to vote for Jax. Okay, yeah.

Oh, you're going no go on yours. Well, we like the honesty. John's going to go last. G'day, John. G'day, John. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. Oh, you're going no-go on yours. Well, we like the honesty. John's going to go last. G'day, John. G'day, John. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, mate. How was the weekend? Yeah, really good. Just really excited to be on Birthday Bangers. I'm here with my 10-year-old daughter. Oh, what's your daughter's name? She's Brooke. Oh, g'day, Brooke.

Hi, Brooke. Your dad's on the radio. Exciting, isn't it? Yeah, let's do Dad's Birthday Banger. What's your birthday, John? 24th of very 1982. All right, John, that means you were 16 in 1998. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Nothing's fine, I'm fine. I'm all out of faith. This is how I feel. Oh, there's a song your 10-year-old daughter would have never heard, John. She's heard it in shopping malls, I think. Maybe a supermarket. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, she's a song your 10-year-old daughter would have never heard, John. She's heard it in shopping malls, I think. Maybe the supermarket. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, she's up to date.

Brooke, isn't she? Natalie Imbruglia. I think it's pronounced Imbruglia. Imbruglia. And Torn. Do you like it, John, as a birthday banger? Yeah, I'm happy with that. I was hoping for Backstreet Boys, but that's pretty good.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Not bad, John. I'd take it. Pretty iconic song. Wait there. We're going to pick a winner. It's out of Katy Perry, Natalie Imbruglia,

and T.I. and Riri. I think T.I.'s got the energy that we need this afternoon. Yeah, I do love that, but I love John and Brooke's energy. You know, I mean, Natalie Imbruglia. She's an Aussie.

Yeah, you can vote for her if you like. Yeah, I mean, Natalie Imbruglia. She's an Aussie. You can vote for her if you like. Yeah, I'm going torn. Because I am quite torn. Yeah, and we're split. So we'll go to... I won't go to Ella because it's not fair. She's never heard of Natalie Imbruglia. Or Riri. She wasn't born. So Claudia, you get the

deciding vote today. I'm real torn about this, guys. You can vote Katy Perry, too. Nah, I don't want to do that. I think you're right. TI's got the energy. It's Jack's birthday on Friday. Let's do it.

Jack, congratulations. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Woo-hoo! And, Jackie, as a present from us, we're going to play this song for you on the radio right now. Oh, yeah. Don't say we never got you anything Oh love you guys Thank you

Brian Clint Here's your Bootha Banger ZM ZM Brinkland coming straight out of 2008 for Jack whose birthday is this week that is T.I. and Rihanna taking down Natalie I think you say Imbroglia

this is a this is a perfect 90 Oh, this is such a good song. This is a perfect 90s banger, I believe. This is like Natalie Imbruglia is like the 90s Missy Higgins. Yeah. Yeah. Is there more up-to-date reference that you could do than Missy Higgins? Singer, songwriter.

She's not quite the Taylor Swift. No. Bit of a one-hit wonder. Natalie Imbruglia. Is there any other Natalie Imbruglia songs in the system? That's what I'd like to know. I mean, this was a global hit. No doubt about it.

Yeah, there's lots. Well, no, there's three. Go on. Play one of them. Not ringing any bells. I mean, I know it. Because I'm Aussie. So it gets played on all the Aussie TV shows.

You're right. This is instant crush. Nah, let's stick to our knitting, I reckon. Ella, born in the year 2000. What do you reckon about this song? I don't want to offend people, but it's pretty boring. Oh, damn. You asked.

Wait, listen to the chorus. Ready? Yeah. How do you not like this? There's just so many things that I can't touch. I'm torn. I'm a little faint. How do you not like this? No, I do. It's just a lot of times at parties I've pretended to like the song and I'm done pretending.

What kind of parties have you been at where they're playing Natalie and Brulia Cool? It's like old people parties. She goes, I've been to your guys' parties. Bree and Clint. The list of the most watched YouTube videos of 2022 by New Zealanders has been released. I know. Because I don't care what the whole world is watching. I only care what we're watching.

I know what it is. Do you know what it is? Yeah. Ow, Charlie bit my finger. That's number one. No? No, weirdly. It's not Justin Bieber baby either.

Turns out there's been some other videos released. Has there? Since then, yeah. Haven't been on YouTube for a while. So these are not the most watched of all time. These are the most watched in 2022. Gotcha. Okay.

There's a bunch that I don't care about, so we're not going to talk about those. Tell us how you really feel. Well, I don't know them. I'm not a YouTube guy. And I know you're not. I used to be such a YouTube fanatic. Yeah, I know.

We went on your YouTube page the other day. There's a great... Not posting. I mean watching. There's a great... No. Why are we going back there? Iggy Azalea.

No. I've deleted it. Music video. Did you delete it? I think so. I tried to. It was your last chance, New Zealand. Well, I couldn't figure out the login details for that account,

but I'm working on it. First things first, she's the realist. Go on. Get out of the go. I haven't watched it recently. And weirdly, it's not in the top 20, 22 watch videos either. It's weird. I thought it would be.

Let's start at number three, watch videos. It's weird. I thought it would be. Let's start at number three. Okay? This guy's huge. And I've never got into his videos, but he is massive. And Ben, when he was here, our former producer, raved about him. Joe Rogan. No. He did love a bit of Joe Rogan.

Ben loved Joe Rogan. No, the number three most watched YouTube video by New Zealanders of 2022 is MrBeast's most dangerous escape room. I built the world's most dangerous escape room, and if this contestant can finish it in less than one hour, he wins $100,000. Level one is simple. They must escape this room before these spikes impale them.

I watched a little bit of that video over the weekend. Oh, did you? Yeah. I watched a little bit of that video over the weekend. Oh, did you? Yeah. I watch a lot of Mr. Beast. He was the guy that did the Squid Games recreation in real life. You know what gets me about his videos is there is so much work that goes into them. Yeah.

Like the production values are so high, the sets that he builds are so elaborate and all of the shots are like two seconds max. Yeah. And then he's on to the next thing and all I think is, like two seconds max. Yeah. And then he's on to the next thing. And all I think is, man, that would have taken so much time. That would have taken so much time. They're the perfect video for a generation of people

with a really short attention span, eh? Yeah. Because they just keep moving. Well, it's so interesting because he makes, I mean, a ton of money. He's got how many followers on YouTube? Millions and millions and millions. Like millions. Like millions.

Like 300 million, doesn't he? He did an interview on the red carpet with- That's a few too many, I think. What did you say? 300 million. No, it might be. Could he? He did an interview with The Rock on the red carpet

where he said, I'd challenge you to a game of rock, paper, scissors and loser has to donate $250,000 of their own money to this charity that we... Yeah, right. He's got so much money. And he lost and he donated the $250,000. Yeah.

And then The Rock goes, oh, I'll chuck in the $250,000 as well. That's pretty incredible. Claude, how many followers has he got? 115 million. Okay. One, one, five. That's a lot. That's Mr. Beast, the third most watched video.

The second most watched YouTube video in New Zealand of 2022. Remember the halftime Super Bowl show? Absolutely. This broke the internet. That term is overused, but this broke the internet. I can see that. I mean, I reckon it would always be, like, highly viewed each year. Yeah.

The halftime Super Bowl show. Well, this video, too, for the rest of the year, every time you got drunk with your mates, you'd be like, oh, should we put on the halftime show again? Let's watch it. Let's watch it. Same way you still put on the J-Lo halftime show once a week. Yeah, but, I mean, doesn't everyone?

True. Just me? Okay. And the most watched YouTube video in New Zealand. What is it? 2022. We're so sick of talking about it. The Will Smith Chris Rock slap.

G.I. Jane 2. Can't wait to see it. All right? Uh-oh. Richard. Oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me. Yeah, I mean, it was the craziest and most outrageous thing

to happen in pop culture this year. It was Will Smith, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Nothing else is going to top that this year. Yeah. So there you go. Those are the most watched videos of 2022. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. videos of 2022.