ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th December 2023

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

We asked the kids "what do you want to be when you grow up?" Does your partner never buy you a gift?  Oxford Word of 2023.  Death bed confessions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day guys, how are ya? Sorry, I'm just trying to... What's wrong with that headphone? They're upside down. Which way does it go, is that right?

There we go. What you can't see at the moment is the breeze and full panel beading mode. Just getting the hair done, the makeup done. Anything else done? That was before work. Oh, you've had all the other... That was the undercarriage panel beading. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The sandblasting. Yep. Just to get the rust out of the chassis. Just get all the rust down, all the cobwebs. Get the mud out. The dust that's up there. You've been off-roading recently. I have.

You get in there and sandblast it. Been taking the dirt road. Yeah. You're going to the TV Awards tonight, right? Yes, going to the TV Awards tonight. Not nominated, just presenting an award. There you go. Yeah.

So, it's full make-up sessions. Are we making video of this today? Surely this is... No, no, of this today? Surely this is... No, no, no, no. Surely this is ripe for video content. No, thank you. Producer Ella, surely we can get some of this up to the Instagram ASAP. With Bree's permission, I will do so.

We don't want the before. We can do the after. Oh, yeah, we'll do one of those. I mean, you're halfway. Can we have a halfway? You're looking great. 9696, do you guys want to see what Bree looks like right now? Text us. 9696 Do you guys want to see What Brie looks like right now

Text us 9696 They don't No one wants to see that They'll peek behind the curtain No We're going to give away A double pass to Coldplay today

It's going to happen And it's going to happen Before 5 o'clock Two tickets are going to be Given away to see The Coldplay Eden Park concert It's going to be Absolutely amazing

Listen out for the activator For that Like Clint said It's going to go before amazing. Listen out for the Activator for that. Like Clint said, it's going to go before five, but we're going to kick off the show with Tradie vs Lady. $50 cash up for grabs. Give us a call now. 0800 dial ZM if you want to play. It's Tradie

vs Lady. Score update if you're playing along at home. 103 to the tradies. The ladies picking up a win yesterday. They're at 109. Let's go live to our lady in Wellington. She's 40 years old and she does flamenco dancing. Welcome to the show, Susan.

G'day, Susan. What is flamenco dancing? What is it kind of like? Is it like salsa, kind of? It's sort of hard to explain. No, it's different from that. It's sort of, you use a bit of clapping and stamping your feet. Oh, yeah.

It's quite passionate, fiery. Is it like the dancing emoji lady? Is that flamenco dancing? Sort of, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I picture it. Yeah, hard to define. Okay, you're taking on our training today.

They're from Taranaki. They're 19, and they like fishing and sausage. Jeez, don't we all? Welcome to the show, Callum. Callum, two things I do understand. Fishing and sausages. What is your favourite type of sausage? Just a normal sausage.

Just a normal sausage? Like a beef sausage? Pork sausage. Yeah, I was going to say, pork is the goat. There's no such thing as a normal sausage. It's the pig of sausages, not the goat. Callum, your buzzer is tradie. Susan, your buzzer is lady.

First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who is the mascot for the fast food restaurant KFC? Trudy.

Yes, Callum, you're in first. Cologne Sanders. What? You definitely didn't Google that, Callum. Actually, no, no. Do you want to have a go at pronouncing it correctly, Susan? Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders.

You get the point. Colonel Sanders. Cologne Sanders. It's a hard word to pronounce. Question number two, one to the ladies. Which band that sings the hit Yellow is now playing three shows at Eden Park? Yes, Callum. Coldplay.

Coldplay. Yes. Now you're on the money, Callum. We like it. We want a piece here. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Callum.

Have a guess. Nickelback. Whoever these people are in the background that are helping you, tell them to hurry up. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Which chocolate company produces the peanut slab?

Lady. Yes. Susan. Whitaker's. Whitaker's. Yes. We're all tied up here. This is for the win.

Question number five. How many varieties of avocado are there? Is it 50, 500 or 5,000? Callum? 500. Someone have a guess. Buzzard, I know a guess. Callum said 500, and it's correct.

Did he say 500? He did. Oh, well done. Hugely controversial round of tradie versus lady, but our tradie, Callum, gets the victory and the $50 cash. Congratulations. There we go. Tradie versus lady.

It was all in the Colognal Sanders answer. Colognal. Cologne Sanders. Cologne Sanders. Smells like chicken. Bree and Clint. What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to hear from the kids listening.

Just get the vibe. Yeah. What are the sought-after jobs these days? What do you want to be when you grow up? Mentally stable. Financially stable. I just read that text because someone texted that through. They said, I'm 24 and I want to be mentally stable when I grow up.

That's good. I like that. Which is a good goal to have. Let's go to the kids. I know $800 at him. Thea has called up. Hi, Thea. Hi, Thea. Hi. How old are you? Twelve. Twelve, okay.

What do you want to be when you grow up, Thea? I'd like to be a fashion designer. Oh, nice. You're into fashion at the moment already, I bet. Yeah. Who's your favourite fashion designer currently? Say yourself.

I'm not really sure. Say yourself. Not really sure yet. You've got plenty of time to figure it out. Okay, Thea, that's a great dream. Thank you for sharing with us. We appreciate it. Brodie's on 0800.

Hi, Brodie. G'day, Brodie. Hi. How old are you, Brodie? I'm 11. 11. Okay. And you already know what you want to be when you grow up, Brodie?

Yeah. Okay. What is it? I want to be an engineer. An engineer. Bree's brother's an engineer. Do you know what type of engineer you want to be or just an engineer and you can figure that part out later?

Probably a mechanical engineer. Mechanical engineer. Yeah. That's one of the smartest ones. You want to make robots and stuff like that? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Yeah, that would be a very cool job.

Thanks, Brodie. Thanks, Brodie. Let's go to Anna on 0800. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi. How old are you, Anna? I'm 15.

Oh, so you're getting kind of close to where you really kind of need to know what you want to do. Yeah. And have you got that sorted? know what you want to do. Yeah. And have you got that sorted? What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a criminal psychologist. Whoa, okay. What made you want to be a criminal psychologist, Anna, the 15-year-old? Well, I'm interested in true crime.

Like, I started listening to Jeffrey Dahmer. Don't watch the TV show, Anna. Can I say? Too scary. You don't want to watch the TV show. Have you already watched it? I've already seen it. Oh, no!

Well, see, that means you're probably good for the job if it hasn't given you nightmares, because I couldn't sleep for a week. Did it give you nightmares? No. No. Well, then you might have give you nightmares? No. No. Well, then you might have picked the right career path. Okay.

Thanks, Anna. That's fascinating that a 15-year-old wants to be a criminal psychologist. Let's go to Amelia on 0800 dials to them. Hi, Amelia. Hi, Amelia. Hi. Hi. How old are you, Amelia?

Ten. Ten. And what do you want to be when you grow up? A police dog handler? A police dog handler A police dog handler That is such a good job Amelia Do you have a dog at the moment? Like a pet dog?

I don't know Do you want to be a Toy dog You got a toy dog Do you want to be a police dog handler Because you know that the dog gets to come home with you At the end of the day and live at your house? Yeah.

Yeah. I love German Shepherds. Yeah. Oh, well, that's the perfect job for you then, Amelia. It's the only job where you get a free dog. Is it? Oh, no, I guess the airport. What about airport security?

Yeah, they get a free dog. Yeah, they got, I don't know if it's their dog. Well, it's got to be someone's dog. The dog doesn't live at the airport, surely. Well, they can adopt them after they retire. Surely the dog gets to go home to a house at the end of the day. I think so. Yeah. Let's go to Alana on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi. Hi. You're the mum and you've got Benson with you. Is that right? Yeah. How old are you, Benson? Eight. Eight, and you already

know what you want to be when you grow up? A scientist. A scientist. I like that. What makes you want to be a scientist? Because of the maths and learning into other stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to be a mad scientist? No. No, just a regular scientist. Do you want to mix potions together? Is that what you want to do, Benson? Kind of. You can tell we have no idea what goes into being a scientist. Thanks, Benson.

Lots of random things on the text machine. Someone said they want to be an equine vet. We got a message from Forbes who said he's 11 and he wants to be an accountant or a mechanical engineer. The reason is because they make heaps of money. Yeah, good Forbes. You'll be on the Forbes list. Forbes on the Forbes list. Someone said, hi, I'm Dominic.

I'm 10 and when I grow up, I want to be a comedian. Nice, love that. Love that for you, Dominic. You should come in and tell us some jokes and we can put you on air. Give you a start. Keanu said, I'm 8 and when I grow up, I want to be a YouTuber. There's a few YouTubers and TikTok influencers coming through on the text machine for young people. Yeah.

Someone said, I'm Kiara and I want to be a zoologist. Yeah. I didn't even know what a zoologist was when I was a kid. And another text, I'm 43 and even I won't watch the Jeffrey Dahmer show. Yeah, it's terrifying. Someone said, when I grow up, I want 43 and even I won't watch the Jeffrey Dahmer show. Yeah, it's terrifying. Someone said, when I grow up, I want to be on the benefit. That's a goal you can, that's a realistic goal. Yeah.

Yeah. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, we loved it. We've always wanted a number two of I Am Legend, but will Will Smith be in the number two? Apparently he is. He has confessed that he will be teaming up with Michael B. Jordan

for the sequel, so I Am Legend 2. Now, he actually revealed all this over in Saudi Arabia this week at the Red Sea International Film Festival, and he said, what was interesting, if you know the original film, he said basically it will, he said, we're going with the mythology of the DVD version where my character lives and I can't tell you anymore. And he's referring to the DVD's alternate ending.

Yes. And so he's kind of like giving us a little bit, giving us nothing at the same time. He said, I need to call Michael B. Jordan tomorrow because the script has just come in. Iconic. I'm so keen. I said, I need to call Michael B. Jordan tomorrow because the script has just come in. Iconic. I'm so keen for this, Dean, because the way that movie ended,

the alternate ending set it up for a great number two. And so I've always wanted the second movie of the Iron Legend films. Dean, is this Will Smith's first big movie back since the Oscars Chris Rock scandal? Isn't that funny? I was just thinking that as you asked the question. Yeah, it is. It's his first.

And you know what? People have kind of... I mean, the Oscars are coming up in a few months and so he will again rehash right around that time. But definitely it will be his biggest film since then. Partnered with Michael B. Jordan. Good call. He is very, very popular in Hollywood and extremely well liked. Had a car accident the other day, actually. Michael B.

Jordan crashed his Ferrari into a parked car in Hollywood the other day. I saw the photos of it. He totally, it's pretty much totaled. Totaled. Totaled. And yeah, but he's fine. Thank God that beautiful face. Totals. Totals. And yeah, but he's fine. Thank God, that beautiful face. Thank God.

But no, he's going to be Will's big movie comeback and I think he's got a great partner in Michael B. Jordan. There you go. Brian Clinton, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clinton. Christmas is very fast approaching, which

means hopefully You're starting to get your presents together Because there's three weeks to go Yeah I had a freak out in the car today On the drive in where I went Oh Christ I've got a lot to buy And people to buy for And I haven't even done the mental preparation

Of figuring out what to buy Let alone going out to buy it That's the hardest part most of the time. What I've learned as I've got older is the worst thing you can do is go to the mall and hope to find a present. You don't go without a plan. No. Because the last place you want to be around Christmas time is the mall.

You need to know what you're going to get. Get in and get the hell out of there. As fast as possible. There's a video that's going viral at the moment and it's of a family on Christmas morning. I believe it's from last year. Yeah. And it was a bit of a PSA from the mum who posted this video

where all the kids are opening their presents and their stockings are full and then the dad is going around looking at what everyone's got in their stocking and his stocking's full and then the dad is going around looking at what everyone's got in their stocking and his stockings full and then he gets to the mum his wife and she has nothing take a listen you've got stuff filling your stockings there's my stocking over there pure stocking golden got a stocking. Whose is this? Is this an extra one? No, that's mine.

Why is it empty? I don't know. Santa didn't come for me. That is shocking. So her husband, they've been married for 12 years. This was her PSA for husbands everywhere, she said. 12 years they've been together and for the 10th year in a row, her husband has not bought her anything for Christmas. He hasn't bought her a Christmas present for a decade.

For a decade. Jeez, how does this man still have a wife? A bit rough, especially when everyone's opening their gifts on Christmas morning. And it's not about the material things, but it's about the thought or the time or the effort. It's about making someone feel loved and special on Christmas morning. Yeah, it's a bit rough. A little bit rough.

Happens in my family too. Well, yeah. Does your dad have that thing where he enjoys watching the kids open their presents because he's excited to find out what he got you for Christmas? Yeah, he's like, what did I get you? Yeah. Because a lot of that burden always falls on my mum. My mum's always the one running around for months before Christmas

trying to organise gifts and what everyone's going to eat and all that kind of jazz. He's like, but I paid for it. Yeah, I paid for it though. I did my jazz. He's like, but I paid for it. Yeah, I paid for it though. I did my part. She bought it, but I paid for it. But I think, yeah, the wife in this video looks so sad. Yeah. Like it's really sad.

It doesn't seem like a joke. No, I don't believe it is. I wonder if he's going to step up and get her a gift this year. He has to now. It's on the internet. I hope so.'s going to step up and get her a gift this year. He has to now. It's on the internet. I hope so. He has to. I hope the internet has peer pressured him now into getting his poor wife of 12 years a gift.

That's what happened to people though. And we want to ask people this afternoon whether your partner forgets to buy presents for special occasions. Yes. Or maybe they just forgot that once but it was a really, really big, important special occasion. Do you want to call your partner out? How long have you been together? How long have they missed out on, you know, buying you gifts for something? Or maybe they just get it wrong. Like the type of gift that they get is just like not appropriate. They just, they have a bad room read when it comes to things like Christmas and birthdays and important anniversaries and things like that.

I wonder what would happen if you, because there are people that are notorious for it. Like if you're in, you'd know if you're in the relationship when your partner

just forgets, you know, or just doesn't put in the effort. What would happen if you just stopped buying them gifts? Would they care?

Probably not. Great question. Yeah. And if you just accepted that they're not going to get you a gift, so you just go out and get your own gift, maybe with their money or the shared money in your go? But that's not fun.

That's not the point of gift giving. It can be fun if you buy the right gift. But the point is that, you know, someone's put in the time or the effort. That's the point. Who's the shitty gift giver who often forgets to even get you a gift? How many years have they forgot? Bree and Clint. We're talking about the people that forget to buy you gifts.

Maybe they forget big occasions and they just don't put in the effort. Yeah. And you know that about them now because it's like a history of behaviour. Doesn't make it right. No, I didn't say that. Can I just say? I didn't say that. And for people who are like, oh, that's just the way they are.

No. You can teach your dog, old dog, new tricks. It's Dobman on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Nellie. Hi, Nellie. Hi. Go on, tell us, Nellie, who is the person in your life that isn't remembering to buy you a gift?

My partner. We've been together for 28 years. And how many years has your partner forgotten? He's bought me the occasional four-pack of bourbon. Four-pack of bourbon? Nellie. Yeah. Does he drink bourbon as well?

Does he have one? No. No, just for me. Oh, well, that's okay. Well, that's counted as a gift then. I think. Okay. Are you expecting a Christmas present this year, Nellie?

No, unless I buy myself one. No. But do you buy yourself one? Do you go, stuff it, I'm going to go get myself a nice handbag or something? I do because I've got kids, so I'm like, you've got to have something. Yeah. Do you get him gifts, Nellie? Always.

Over 200. Always. Really? Even though you know you're going to get nothing, you still get him a gift? Yeah. Does that hurt your feelings, Nellie, some years where you're just hoping that he might put in the effort? No, I love him. So he gets away with it, Nellie.

It's part of who he is. Yeah. It's part of his charm. You're the problem. You need to hold him accountable. She's like, as long as I get my bourbons, I'll be fine. Hey, thanks, Nellie. Merry Christmas.

Thank you. See you, mate. Someone texted and said, I've been with my husband 20 years. I have never had a birthday present. And he forgets my birthday every year, even though it's six days before his birthday. I wouldn't get him a gift if it's six days beforehand. Be like, well, you remember when my birthday was?

And he goes, nah, it was six days ago. Six days ago. I love this text. My husband is normally the best gift giver, which is nice. Last year, the biggest box appeared a couple of weeks before Christmas. So I was very excited. On Christmas Day, everyone opened their presents and I got my big box.

It had a bloody clothesline in it. Thought it was a joke, but no, that was my present. I wanted to cry. How does someone go from being the best gift giver to giving a clothesline? Miss the mark on that gift, I guess. Jeez. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. We're talking about someone you've been with for 11 years. Are they a bad gift giver? I wouldn't say bad. I would say a non-existent. Non-existent.

Tell us the story. Dob them in. What's happened? Let's do stories. Okay. Oh, it's just every year I buy myself a gift with our money, not his money, our money. Yeah.

So you're buying half your gift anyway? Yes, but most of all, the gifts have to be something that we can use in the house. Oh, jeez, Anonymous. Here's your coffee machine because he loves coffee. Yeah. Oh, jeez, Anonymous. Here's your coffee machine because he loves coffee. Yeah. And do you buy him a gift?

Oh, yeah. I love buying gifts for other people. But your gift has to be something that both of you can use. Yes. I've already bought my Christmas gift. What have you bought yourself? A beach trolley, which will then be for him and all the kids. Far out, Anonymous.

What would happen, Anonymous, if you just said, because we're less than a month out, if you just said to him, hey, this Christmas, I want you to buy me this, and you show him a picture of the thing and where to get it, what would happen? Oh, well, I will go and get it. You'll go and get it yourself, right?

Yeah, and I don't know what to expect. Oh, no, Anonymous. That looks nice. You'll go and get it yourself, right? Yeah, and I don't know what to expect. Oh, no. That looks nice. You'll get that cheap for yourself from the Boxing Day sales. Which is all about the sales. Yeah. We'll be out on Boxing Day. Yeah, we should have been out on Black Friday.

Oh, well, at least you know what to expect. At least it's not a surprise, Anonymous, right? Exactly. You got it. Thanks, Anonymous. What about this text? My husband has forgotten our 25th wedding anniversary. It was last month.

I'm still waiting for the penny to drop. It gets worse. He treated himself to a massage on the day. What a giant. See you next Tuesday. The penny is going to drop one day, and the floor is going to open up underneath him, and he will feel like the biggest dickhead.

It might take another 25 years, but he will. Do you reckon he's realised it yet? Probably not. No. No. The second you realise, you're at home with flowers and you're like, I am so sorry. Or you're like, it's past now.

And then she's like, yeah, and you had a massage on the day and you're like, shit! Bree and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint, Fallout Boy and We Didn't Start the Fire. We'll finish it. Yeah. Wasn't that the best comeback? I didn't

start it. Well, I'll finish it. Well, I'm gonna finish it. It's such a mum comment. Well, I'll finish it. Let's get classical. Cool. It's such a mum comment. Well, I'll finish it. Let's get classical. It's our classical music guessing game thingy run by Conductor Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Very detailed. I know. You'd think I'd have a good way of explaining it by now.

Yeah, we've been playing this for weeks. But I don't. This is where we get fancy. That's right. Yeah. So this is Let's Get Classical. I've taken a pop song that you'll know and hopefully love and found a classical version of it, and you just have to tell me what it is. Easy as that. Easy as that.

Alrighty then. We can do that. Yeah, you can do that. So just buzz in with your name if you can tell me I want the artist and the name of the song. Good luck. Here's your first one. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Here's your first one. Brie. No. Brie. Is that Dua Lipa? Oh. Houdini?

Yes, it is. Oh, my God. God, that was incredible for me. Incredible. I think that might be the best I've ever done on this game. Very impressive. Can I hear the... Absolutely. This is just the build-up.

You're 100% right, but oh, my God. How did you get there? Did we just play that song? No, we haven't played it today. I would have got it there too, that part. Yeah. That was very good. Jeez. I'm impressed with myself. Let's see if it was a fluke or see if you're on a played it today. I would have got it there too, that part. Yeah. That was very good.

Jeez. Well done. I'm impressed with myself. Let's see if it was a fluke or see if you're on a hot streak today. It was definitely a fluke. Here's another one. I recognise it.

Me too. Yeah, it. Me too. Oh, Brie. Brie. Is it? Oh, I hope it's not a fluke. To your love. Oh, Troye Sivan Rush. Well, you didn't buzz it.

Clint. Clint. Troye Sivan Rush. Yes. Which we did just play banger huge banger man the classical version is way more boring

than the real version some of the classical versions are quite nice that one classical music is generally pretty boring. Maybe this one will be a bit more interesting. Here you go.

Here you go. Anything? It sounds familiar, but I've got nothing. Imagine it being sung by a ginger. Brie Ed Sheeran Yeah but what song You don't know yet It's clearly

Shape of You No Took a stab Took a stab Oh Clint Clint Clint Clint

Clint Clint Clint Clint Clint Clint Clint Clint

Clint Ed Sheeran Eyes closed Yeah Imagine it being sung by a ginger Eyes Close. Yes. Yeah. Imagine it being sung by a ginger. Did that help? Well, clearly.

Are we that short on famous gingers that we just default to Ed Sheeran? It's like there's only one famous ginger at a time. I would argue Adele's a ginger. What? Would you? Wait, eh? Isn't she? She's blonde.

Is she bottle blonde? Isn't she a mousy brown who's Isn't she? She's blonde. Is she bottle blonde? Isn't she a mousy brown who's a bottle blonde? She's a genie blonde. She's gingerish. No. Like, look at that photo. Oh, that one. Yeah, there. Yeah, she's got... That's ginger. Strawberry blonde. Strawberry blonde. But that's ginger. Ah. Is it not?

Would we say strawberry blonde is ginger? Yeah, it's fancy ginger. It's fancy ginger. Is it not? Would we say strawberry blonde is ginger? It's fancy ginger. It's fancy ginger. Remember last week when I asked Claudia to get me some honky-tonk music? Yeah. For some reason, I feel like this would be a fitting time to play the honky-tonk music, please, Claudia. If you can rustle that up for me, that would be fantastic. Because it's time to get riddling.

All right. Anyone who's listening can play, including you guys, the Brinklin Show here in the studio. Everyone is involved. Are you ready for the riddle? Yeah, riddle me. Yes, ma'am. Riddle me.

Riddle me this. She's riddled with it. Okay, ma'am. Riddle me. Riddle me this. She's riddled with it. Okay, here we go. The man bought a cow for $800. Okay. He then sold that cow for $1,000. Okay. He bought the cow again for $1,100.

Okay. And then sold it again for $1,100. Okay. And then sold it again for $1,300. Okay. How much money did the man earn? Okay. One more time. The man bought the cow for $800.

He sold it for $1,000. He then bought the cow back for $1,100 and then sold it again for $1,300. How much did he earn? Oh, this is not my strong suit. I have an answer. Do you? Hang on.

Okay, hold on, Claudia. Did you use pen and paper? No one look at the text machine in case people are texting through an answer. Which no one has got the right answer yet, I don't believe. But people are working it out. What was the question? The man bought a cow for $800. No, just the short part.

The actual question. How much did the man earn? In profit. Yeah. Yes. I have an answer. Oh, Claudia. Oh my gosh, wait.

Um, 200, 100. I'll give it out one more time as people are figuring it out. Yes, please. The guy bought the cow for 800, sold it for 1,000. Okay, yeah. He bought the cow again for 1,100 and then sold it again for 1,300. Sold it, okay. Okay.

How much did the man earn? Five. So he's made 200 the first time around, but then he had to spend $1,100, which was $100 more than what he had spent previously, so he's down to $100 profit. But then he sold it for $1,300, so he gets $200. Did he make $300?

That's what I got. I got $500. Okay, we're locking in two $300s. Yeah, and a $500. And a $500. Let's see what we got. I got 500. Okay, we're locking in two 300s. Yeah, and a 500. And a 500. Let's see what we got on the text machine. Got a lot of different stuff on the text machine. A lot of 300s, so they're all with you.

Some 400s, some 200s. Someone said 800. Ooh. Okay, the answer to the riddle. One more time. The riddle was the man bought the cow for $800, sold it for $1,000. He bought the cow again for $1,100 and sold it again for $1,300. How much did the man earn?

The final profit that the man earned was $400. And I'll explain it to you. So after spending $800, the man had no income and loss of all the money. Then with his $1,000 income, he made $200 profit by selling the cow. Yep. That's where we started with Claudia.

Then buying it again for $1,100, he lost $900. But when he sold it again for $1,300, he earned a $400 profit. Yeah, this is some creative accounting from this farm, but yeah, okay. I've got the answer and I still don't get it. But there you go, if you got it right. What was the cow's name though?

Daisy. Yeah, see if we had that information at the start. Yeah, I would have got that. Then you could have figured it out. Quite a few people on the text machine actually got it right. Don't know how. Thank you to the people on the text machine. Why are you angry at me?

I didn't come up with the riddle. What angry are you? You're angry at the people on the text machine. Nah, just kidding. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Right, this is where we take your birthdays,

figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16, and we always play our favourite one. We're like bouncers. We have to check your ID first. So welcome to the Breeinclin birthday banger club, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hey. How are the team?

How are we doing? Are you old enough, Shannon? Yeah, hopefully. I'm doing this on behalf of my daughter, so she's a father because she's only eight. So I have to do my birthday bang at the same time that you do. Right. She wants you to do your birthday bang because she can't do hers.

Yeah, because she's only half the required age. Okay, well, let's do yours, Shannon. What's your daughter's name, Shannon? My daughter's name is T.L.P. Oh, cute. Well's do yours, Shannon. What's your daughter's name, Shannon? My daughter's name is Penelope. Oh, cute. Well, shout out to her. She can call back when she's old enough. And we need your birthdays so we can do yours.

Excellent. So mine is the 5th of June, 1990. All right. That means you were 16 in 2006, Shannon. And we've done the math, the research. Here's your birthday banger. Yeah! It's an absolute tune

from Charme Millionaire. Oh my goodness. Does that bring good memories back, Shannon? Yeah. Yeah. What a tune. What a tune. What a tune.

I couldn't understand what Shannon was saying, but I think he liked it. I think he was stoked. I think he was into it. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Nicola on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Hi, Nicola.

Hi, Nicola. Kia ora. Kia ora. How's your day been, Nicola? It's been okay. It's been a bit busy, but it's been okay. I like the honesty, Nicola. Can I say I'm with you?

So let's see if we can pick you up a little bit. What's your birthday? Well, I'm also calling on behalf of my child who's not old enough. And what's your child's name, Nicola? His name is Quinn. Quinn. Quinn. How old's Quinn?

Ten. Okay. So not long to wait. Six more years to wait for Quinn. But. How old's Quinn? 10. Okay. So not long to wait. Six more years to wait for Quinn. But we'll do mums first. What's your birthday? 29th of April, 1984. All right.

That means you were 16, Nicola, in the year 2000. And on that day, this was number one. Our heart goes sha-la-la-la-la. Sha-la-la in the morning. What a tune. The Vengaboys. Wow. That is wild. Are you mad?

Does Quinn know that one? No. Nah. Wasn't their biggest song. Kids love Vengaboys. I think Quinn could get into it. Wow. Yeah.

Okay, wait there. Nicola, all she could say. Wow. Have you seen that bit in the Robbie Williams documentary where him and Jerry Halliwell, when they're having their fling, and they're kind of making fun of the Venga Boys? No, I can't remember that part.

Yeah. Why? What did they say? They're just sort of like, I don't know, just a weird kind of side, like passing shade coming at the Vinger boys. Oh, rough. I was like, come on, guys. One more for Logan on our $800 at M. Hi, Logan. G'day, Logan.

Hi, Brian Clint. How you doing? We're good, Logan. How's your day been? Oh, it's fantastic. Well, I am also ringing because my child told me to. There's no way. You're kidding me.

Three. How old's your, what's your child's name? Lukey, yeah. She's five, but I don't think Lucy likes talking to strangers, so you might not get a hello from her. Well, shout out to Lucy from us. Thank you for forcing your dad to call. We're going to do his birthday banger now.

What's your birthday, Logan? The 5th of June, like the first guy, but 1987. Oh, the exact same, it's a different year. You were 16, Logan, in 2003. And on that day, this was number one. Wake me up, wake me up inside. Wake me up, wake me up inside. Call my name and say...

Amy Lee and the Evanescences. Bring me to life. This is a great song. Sometimes I feel like that in the morning when I have to deal with three children. Bring me to life. You say it to your Nespresso machine. You're like, bring me to life. It's a great birthday banger, Logan.

Okay, wait there. We're going to choose between... Those are all great songs today. Yeah, three good ones. Chameleon Air, Vingaboys, Evanescence. I vote Vingaboys. I vote Bring Me to Life, Evanescence. Okay, we've got Claudia.

Oh, you want to do it, Ella? Yes. You can do it. What's the winner? Oh, my gosh, yes. I am choosing the one Bree has chosen, Bring Me to Life. You're choosing Evanescence? Yeah.

I was going to choose the same one just for reference. I'm the winner. You're the winner, Logan. You're the winner. You and Lucy are the winners. Put your dark eyeliner on and then have a cry so it runs a bit and then let's sing this together. Brie and Clint, the birthday banger is from 2003

and it's Evanescence for Logan on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today, goes out to Logan and Lucy from 2003. It's Evanescence and Bring Me to Life. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It reflects my mood today. Hell yeah.

This is a wild story that I read yesterday. It's about a woman who got a deathbed confession from her dad. Oh, that's never a good time, is it? Nah. Not a good time. But it's as late as dad could have left it without you finding out on your own. Is the saying relevant in this situation, better late than never?

Yeah, I think so. I don't know. I don't know about it. It's not cheating. So it's like... Depends what the confession is. It's wild, okay? You would never expect to hear this from your father,

ever, let alone on their deathbed, you know? I am Darth Vader. So it was March 2021. Okay. Ashley Randall's dad was dying of lung cancer. She was at his bedside and he confessed to her something he had never told anybody at all. Like, this is not a secret that him and Ashley's mum

kept. He told nobody the secret. Okay. He was a fugitive. He had robbed a bank in his youth and he had effectively been on the run for more than five decades. What? Yeah.

Yeah. Are you sure Dad wasn't just trying to pull one last prank on his daughter? You know, I'll get one last one in Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure dad wasn't just trying to pull one last prank on his daughter? You know, I'll get one last one in here. No. He said that he had to tell her the truth, but he asked her to please not look into it. He said, don't look it up. I don't want you implicated in this

thing. Just please don't research it. As if you're not going to research it, right? As if your dad's going to say something like that on his deathbed and you're just going to go, oh, well, sweet. Believe you. You robbed a bank. Let's never talk about it ever again.

As if that was going to happen. She did the smallest amount of Googling and instantly all of the information was there. Here's what she found out. 50 years ago, when he was 20 years old, Ashley's dad had robbed a bank in Ohio. He stole $215,000

which is the equivalent today of $1.7 million. Wow. On July the 11th 1969, he showed up for work as a bank teller at the bank in Cleveland. He worked there. It was a Friday.

At the end of the day, he went into the vault, quietly stuffed $215,000 into a paper bag and walked out, walked out on his life, changed his name and never looked back. The bank didn't find out till Monday because it was a Friday. That gave him a two-day head start. He changed his name and all of that

and he lived a whole new life. Wasn't the bank robbery that I was thinking of. Like a stick-em-up bank robbery? Yeah, like an actual bank robbery. But like what a boss move from him to be like, oh, I hate this job. I'm going to steal a bunch of money and just not come back. He said they never fingerprinted him

when he started working at the bank. So he was like, okay. There must have been cameras back then either. No, there wouldn't have been. Yeah. And I guess you could disappear. There's no social media. There's no like, you know.

There just wasn't a lot of CCTV back then. Or any. No. Yeah. He could kind of disappear into the background. She said after he told her little things from her past started to make sense, she said her dad always wore a big beard. And when they were out in public,

he would always wear like a baseball cap, like a hat. And she never really thought about it until she realised, oh, wait, he robbed a bank. So he doesn't want to get recognised. She did find, like she was suspicious when he had all these businesses that were just a front because he was laundering the money. He had a car wash and he had a...

I don't think he had to launder it. So what would he have done? Good point. I don't know. Good point. He would have had to because he can't just put it back into his bank account. Put the exact money that was stolen into a bank account. Yeah. Probably not. He opens. What a boss move to open an account at that bank.

And then you deposit it back in. Her dad also never left the country. She said that her and her mum once begged him to go on a trip to France with them. What was his excuse? He said, there's plenty of stuff that I haven't seen in the United States yet. Why do I want to go overseas? But she now realises that his fake name meant that he didn't have a passport.

He couldn't get a passport, so he couldn't leave the country. He could have got one. He could have got a fake one, eh? No, because he doesn't have a birth certificate. Yeah, but you can get a fake one of those too. What I'm saying is if he really wanted to, this is what I've seen in the movies, he could have bought a fake birth certificate and passport.

Are you basing this off Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul? Yeah, and Catch Me If You Can with Leonardo DiCaprio. I think he just wanted to low profile. I think he probably was just too scared. He didn't want to get caught. He was like, it's just too risky. Isn't that wild to learn that about your dad? He died two months later.

He told her and then two months later he passed away. And now that he's dead, she's doing a podcast about it. Did the wife know? No. So she didn't know either, the wife. No, she had no idea. He didn't tell anyone. No.

This girl's now grappling with the fact that her last name is not even a real last name. Her dad made it up. Yeah. And all of this stuff, you know? Wow. There'd be so many more questions and unfortunately he's passed away now. No, they got two months and they said so the mum and the daughter went to him and said, hey, we're not going to be angry with you. We'll be angry with you after you die. There's not enough time for that. We need to ask you all the questions now. And they got it all out. Isn't that wild?

That is wild. This is a real long shot of a radio phone call topic, but I wonder if anybody listening this afternoon has received a deathbed confession from someone, from a loved one, from a family member, from somebody that you know. They said as they were passing away, I can't

keep this to myself anymore. I have to tell you the truth about this or about that or about this person. And here it is. And they laid it all out. Yeah, has it happened to you? Yeah. Yeah.

Do you want to tell us about the deathbed confession that somebody gave you? 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text it to 9696. We can leave your name out of it. We can leave their name out of it. We'd just love to hear the story this afternoon. We're talking about deathbed confessions

this afternoon on ZM because this woman has gone public about the fact that her dad confessed to her when he was dying of lung cancer that 50 years earlier he had done a bank robbery, robbed $215,000 which is today's equivalent of $1.7 million

Changed his name and nobody had ever caught him And he got away with it too Absolutely wild story Couldn't do that these days No, you wouldn't No, you'd get caught You'd get caught so fast Yeah, it's so much harder to be a criminal these days

Yeah You know Everyone says technology's meant to help us But actually It's just hindering the criminals criminal these days. Yeah. You know? Everyone says technology's meant to help us, but actually. It's just hindering the criminals. We want to know, did you get a deathbed confession from someone? Our first caller wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What? So my great-grandmother told my mother on her deathbed that her biological father was not actually who she thought it was. No. Okay. And there were four in the family that knew about it and four that kept the secret.

Yeah. And then Great Nana was the third one to pass and the only one that was left was my mother's mum. Yeah. And yeah, mum hit her up and she sure enough said, yep, he's not your father, but I'm not going to tell you who your father is. What? And then it gets worse.

We have medical conditions within the family that we now don't have bloodlines to. Yeah. Oh, my God. So great-grandma spilled the beans that her daughter had fathered your mum with somebody else, but wasn't, oh, my God. A whole scandal. Have you ever done Ancestry.com or anything like that? Well, we've talked about it,

but I think I'll probably wait till my mum's gone because she's in the mindset now where it's like, he raised me, he was my father, you know. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. He obviously didn't want her to know because he didn't even tell her before he passed away, you know what I mean? Oh, bless him. But it's like that thing that we talked about, right?

They're like, please don't do any research into it. They just want to leave well enough alone. So you just leave it until then. But God, you'd be so curious. Yeah, well, like the medical conditions within the family are so serious that it's like, I want to know, but I don't want to step on toes at the same time.

So do I just like for them to all cark it and then do it? Oh, my God. Yeah. Or do it and not tell anyone? Yeah. You can do that in secret. Well, Wilde, thank you for sharing Anonymous. We appreciate it.

How about this? We're talking about deathbed confessions. Someone said, my granddad told his dad what actually happened to the family cat when my dad was a kid. Oh, no. My granddad had said he found the cat dead on the road, hit by a car. But instead he admitted he had actually tried to de-sex the cat and given it too much anaesthetic and killed it by mistake.

He held that secret for over 70 years. It obviously gave him the guilt. He had the guilt for 70 years about it. Actually, we're missing the most important part about that story. Why was he DIYing desexing a cat? I don't know.

It was 70 years ago, though. Is that what they used to do? I don't know. Could you pop down to the local vet 70 years ago? I'd say so. Could you? Surely. You're not just going to go, oh, cat needs desexing. I better get in here. to the local vet 70 years ago? I'd say so. Could you? Surely. God.

You're not just going to go, oh, cat needs D6ing, I better get in here. Head down to granddad's DIY D6ing garage. How about this? My grandmother told us that her father had a whole other family. He was the director of the largest automobile company in England at the time.

Essentially, my great grandmothergrandmother was his mistress and he had six children with. One of those children was my grandmother. He had six kids with the mistress? Yeah. How many kids did he have with his wife? Wouldn't you love to know? Because they're your relatives.

Yeah, you'd have a heap of relatives out there that you would never have known about. Yeah. Like, you know, cousins and maybe even half siblings. We've talked about this before. What if you end up pashing one of them into clubs? Yeah, well, you know, happens. Someone else said, we're talking deathbed confessions. They said, my dad was a bit of a dropkick. Does him saying, I love you boys on his deathbed count? He had

never said it to us before then. Oh, that makes me real sad. Yeah. Like the only time he ever told you that he loved you was on his deathbed. Yeah. God. So yes, that counts. 100%. As a deathbed confession. Yeah, that counts. Definitely counts.

That's another better late than never situation, isn't it? Yeah. Well, I mean, that saying is such a buzzy one, eh? Yeah. Better late than never. Yeah. Not in every case. No, not in every case.

It's the thing to do for dictionaries now you put out your word of the year, right? Yeah, I mean, it gets us talking about dictionaries again. When was the last time you picked up a dictionary? Never. Well, not never. Decades. Decades. Just Google it, right?

Last time I picked up a refidix. Oh, the map book. Yeah. What do you call it? Map book. Map book. Refidix? It's a refidix.

Yeah. It's funny. Oh, come on, mate. You call it a map book. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying it sounds weird to you, us saying map book, but Refidex is the weirdest sounding thing I've ever heard in my life. Refidex.

Refidex. Yeah. Map book. Dictionary. So we talked earlier last week about the Webster's word of the year. What was it again? Authentic. Yeah, they got it wrong.

We also talked about Collins. They said the word of the year was AI, artificial intelligence. Yeah, I think that's stronger. Yeah, it's two words though, so. Yeah. What was Oxford's dictionary? According to the Oxford dictionary, the word of 2023, the word that sums up the year, Riz.

As in charisma? As in Riz, R-I-Z-Z, short for charisma, yeah. As in that guy's got the Riz. Yeah, right. So they're really catering to the Gen Zs. Aren't they? Trying to get Gen Zs into dictionaries. It's defined as the ability to attract a sexual partner

through style, charm, or attractiveness. I would disagree with that. Is that what it means? Yeah. I would disagree with that. Is that what it means? Yeah. I would disagree with that. What do you think it means? I think it means, it just means charisma,

not just attracting a sexual partner. Like charisma is charisma. It's not just to attract someone else. For a, to mate with. For that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Would you agree? Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like charisma can be a lot of different things. You can have, you can have riz in like a social setting.

Yeah, 100%. You can have riz in a social setting. 100%. You can have riz in the workplace. Yeah. Doesn't mean you're trying to sex anybody, does it? Nah. I wondered, what do you think the age cutoff for using the word riz in a sentence is? Like someone using that word where it's not cringe. Yeah, because like we said, this is targeted at the Gen Zs.

It's their word. Yeah. How old is said, this is targeted at the Gen Zs. It's their word. Yeah. How old is too old to use riz in a sentence? Age is just a number. I think it depends on the person. Okay. You know? Yeah.

Well, then, okay, you use it in a sentence, and Claudia and I will judge whether. Who, me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Hold on. Let me think about.

Just real casual. Just slide it in. Okay. Hold on. Let me think about... Just real casual. Just slide it in. Okay. If I had to think about who on Treasure Island had the most Riz, I'd probably say Lance Savali. Yeah, I think she gets away with it. I think she got away with it. Okay.

Okay, your turn. Okay, so 33, not too old to use Riz. Yeah, okay. Let's test it out. Let's go slightly older with me. Okay, okay. We're ready. Guys, do you like my new glasses?

Do you think they've got the Riz? Oh my gosh. No. That wasn't even in the right context. You also always say the Riz. It's not the Riz. It's just Riz. Sounds like you're talking about something else that sounds like Riz.

We're not mad at you. We're just disappointed. Okay, I think we've found the age. I think the age is 36. Are you 36? I had no idea. Guys, I know you'd be up to date with this, the whole show,

but the Euros, the 2023 draw has been done. The singing competition. Yeah, no, the football. Oh, what am I thinking of? Eurovision. Eurovision. Yeah, right.

Also massive competition. Also massive. Huge. Euros football. Euros football. And it's making news around the world. Well, it already was, but not for the reasons I think that they hoped. Okay.

Because they do this big kind of celebration and it's this big event and they pull out the drawer and it's a big deal. But it's in the news at the moment because a British prankster is claiming that he derailed the whole broadcast. Okay. So I've got the audio here, the part of the ceremony that apparently this prankster said

he orchestrated where he plays some audio that's out in the audience. Okay. You guys listen carefully. See if you can hear the audio that's a bit out of place. The prank. The prank. Okay. In the last...

A4. Euro. A4 is the position of Switzerland. There is some noise here that... I didn't have to say position over the top of that audio, did I? It was bad timing, wasn't it? Okay, there is some audio here that is... In the wrong position.

According to reports, the British prankster has claimed it on social media saying that he placed a cell phone inside the arena and set the ringtone to what you just heard and then simply just made a call to that phone. Should have gone full Bluetooth speaker. You know, should have gone UE Boom under someone's seat. That would have really, really... Really rustled some feathers.

And obviously the noise that we were hearing in the background there was two donkeys. Yes. Two donkeys. Mating. He-whoring. Oh, mating. Bree and Clint.

And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. We've had a great time here with you today Done and dusted Hopefully You're on your way home To a nice cooked meal Oh yeah

What would you be hoping for? I'd be hoping for Maybe a nice panini You want a panini? Yeah I just I've got like I'm just really feeling a panini at the moment. Tuesday for me, so I'm hoping for a fish taco.

Oh yeah, taco Tuesday. Yep, yep. Fish taco, underrated. Underrated. So underrated. Oh, love me some fish taco. Would you pick a fish taco over a pulled pork taco? Yep, I would.

Yep. Would you? Yep. Oh, see, that's where you're a rookie. I don't like a pulled pork taco. Yep, I would. Yep. Would you? Yep. Oh, see, that's where you're a rookie. I don't like pork in my taco. Birria taco. Oh, my lanta. Who?

A birria taco. Who's that? What's that? The style of taco. Oh, is it? Yeah. Haven't you heard of a birria taco? No, what's a birria taco?

Mate, Google it. It is the best type of taco. I told you what I want. I want fish taco. Okay. Okay? All right, we'll give you a tuna taco then. Back off.

No, not a tuna taco. You said fish. Fresh fish taco. Tuna is fish. Yeah, it would be fresh tuna. You fresh tuna. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow On the Brie and Clint show

With some more taco chat No not on Wednesday Okay not on Wednesday That's just for chance Bye