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Bull of anaka, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Friday.
Oh, yeah. And it's also Christmas party night.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, wait. That's next week.
Oh, no. Gutted.
Good, glad we cleared that up.
Okay, good.
Fun show on the way. Fridayokey's coming up.
We'll give you another chance to win a JBL prize for Christmas.
But next, it's time for Fridayokey.
No, I mean, birthday banger.
Oh, I'm all flustered now.
It's Trady versus Lady.
What are you doing, mate?
0,800 dials at him right now.
Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint.
Time for Trady versus Lady.
It's Trady versus Lady.
Three, two, one.
Here we are the very last games of the year.
Only pretty much, oh, 11 games left.
Yeah, this is the 11th to last games.
So, Lady, still a bit of work to do.
to claw their way back, but let's see what happens.
Our lady is in Hamilton.
She has an accent, and she is a first-time caller.
Welcome to the show, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Wait a second, Emma.
We've got to do this first.
First-time caller.
Go Emma.
Go Emma.
Debuting in Trady versus Lady, Emma.
It's today going to be the big day.
Do you reckon you're going to take this out?
Really hoping to do it for the ladies here.
And I don't have an accent.
I'm asked how old.
was and I said I'm ancient.
She's ancient.
They couldn't have understood you because of your accent, Emma.
No, I can't even put on an accent.
You're not even going to say that.
Oh, you've got a beautiful Hamilton accent, Emma.
Lovely.
Welcome to the show.
You're taking on our tradie today.
He's from the Hokitika.
He's 20 and he is a New Zealand woodchopper, like a representative woodchopper.
Welcome to the show, Scott.
Hi, Scott.
Hello.
Are you one of those people that perform in the woodchopper?
being competitions.
Yeah, I certainly am.
God, nothing hotter than those guys, in my opinion.
I agree.
You got all your fingers still, Scott?
Yeah, fingers and toes.
I've got them all a whole lot.
He knows his way around the next, don't you worry about that?
Well, you get born with a couple extras on the West Coast, don't you, Scott?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got a few spares.
Yeah, he's got some spares.
Hey, okay, let's do this thing.
There's 50 bucks cash from KFC up for grabs for the first person to give us three
correct answers.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys. Question number one.
Who is often credited with creating the world's first motor car?
Is it Carl Benz?
Yes, Emma.
Oh, I was going to say Henry Ford, but I didn't let you do the option.
Yeah, you can. It is multi-choice, but you're not going to get the multi-choice answers now.
You could throw it out there as a guess.
Let's throw out Henry Ford.
Henry Ford.
Unfortunately, no, worth a try, though.
Scott, these are your options.
Benz, Damien Honda, or Toyota Komoto?
The first one?
The first one, Carl Benz.
Carl Benz is correct.
One to the Trades.
Question number two.
How old is Stranger Things Star?
Millie Bobby Brown.
Is she 19, 21 or 25?
Trudy.
Yes, Scott.
25 is incorrect.
Emma, is she 19 or 21?
She's 21.
She is 21.
He is 21.
We are one apiece in this game.
Here we go.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
But it was not your fault but mine.
And it was your heart on the line.
Yes, Scott.
Mumford and Son.
Mumford and Sun.
Nice.
They've just announced they come into New Zealand next year.
We've got that song on the radio at the moment.
Their comeback song.
Two to the tradies.
One to the ladies.
Question number four.
Who is the youngest?
artist ever to win album of the year at the Grammys
is it Britney Spears, Billy Eilish or Dochey?
Trady.
Yes, Scott, for the win.
Billy Elish?
It is Billy Elish, and that's the game.
Scott, the wood chopping tradie from the West Coast.
Congratulations, that is a win for the tradies this afternoon.
Thank you, thank you.
Go ahead for the tradies.
Yep, good man.
coming your way. Can we find first-time caller Emma 50 KFC chicken dollars?
I think we can.
Thanks, Ian. Welcome to the family.
Thank you.
No worries at all.
We love to weigh in on other families' drama.
Don't we?
When it doesn't involve us.
And I feel like this time of year, these kind of situations do come up.
Uh-huh.
Okay, so I've got another one for us to weigh in on.
And you listening can weigh in on this as well, 966 on the text machine.
Here's the situation.
This woman says, every year my family, which is my two parents, two sisters, and each of my
sisters have two kids.
Okay.
So four nieces and nephews.
Yeah.
We all go on a family getaway.
We rent a house on a lake and take time to enjoy being together.
This year, one of my sisters handled the booking, securing a six-bedroom home intended
to give everyone their own space.
Okay.
One bedroom for me, one for my parents.
One for my sister and her husband, another for my other sister and her husband, and two bedrooms for the kids.
I just got the bill for my portion, and it's one quarter of the total cost.
My family's justification was that the total was divided by family.
A system, I would argue, makes little sense when one family unit is a single person and the others include up to four adults.
I suggested an alternative
splitting the costs based on bedrooms
but it was immediately shot down
Am I the A-hole for not wanting to subsidise
my sister's holiday costs?
Discussed.
What's the family that has four adults?
So I think each sister has two kids
and I think they're not young kids.
Oh.
So I think they're like 16, 17.
Like they're fairly old.
And to be honest, I don't think...
16, 17, you're still getting a free ride at Christmas, though.
Like, I'm not charging the 16, 17-year-old.
Yeah, but the auntie shouldn't be paying for the nieces and nephews.
I don't think it changes my views on the situation,
whether they're young kids or their older kids.
I think it's the same for me.
I think it should be split depending on how many rooms you have.
Okay.
That's how it should be split.
Yeah.
Like, so she's having one room.
Yeah.
If a family's taking up two rooms.
And so mum and dad took one room.
Yeah, so they get charged for one room.
They get charged for one room.
And plus, the parents should have a bit of a free ride later in life.
Okay, yeah, okay.
They've paid their fair share along the way.
Yeah, that's a nice way of looking at it.
And you pay for two rooms instead of one if your kids are coming.
Right.
So you think that single sister should have paid for her room.
Yep.
And paid for a third of mum and dad's room to give them a free ride.
Is that a free way of doing?
No, no, no.
The parents are paying for their room.
Oh, for their...
Parents pay for their own room?
Yeah.
None of the kids' rooms.
No.
Okay.
Because they're not their kids.
The grandkids.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's my view.
Yeah, if you're bringing more people,
pay more money.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a fair way of looking at it.
That's what I think.
You know, it's going to be an absolute frickin' nightmare.
What?
When they try and divvy up the grocery bill.
No, well, no.
I don't think it's a nightmare.
Why?
I think everyone pays their portion.
But what's their portion?
So let's say,
one family if they've got
the two adults and the two kids
they pay for four mouths
and then the single person
pays for one mouth
and so you divide it between the amount of people
that are eating
especially if they're older kids
which they're eating the same as an adult
This gets some outside council
Claudia how do you feel about this?
I'm going to play devil's advocate here
because if we all went away as families
you'd be the single
you'd be the one with your own room
so you've got an interesting time
on this, Claudia.
Here's the devil's advocate side of it, right?
Okay.
You want to go on this trip, and that's the way it is.
So suck it up.
That is not the opinion I expected from the single person.
But I'm like, that's how it's done.
So, wait, let's put it into real life.
Let's say I'm going home for Christmas, right?
Yeah.
And so my family, let's say my brother and his wife are coming.
Yep.
And my sister and her husband are coming.
They've got two kids
And then my mum and dad
Should we all pay
Is your partner coming?
Let's say, yeah
Let's say me and my partner are coming
So we have one room
My brother and his missus has one room
My parents have one room
My sister and her husband have one room
But then the kids have to have another room
Are we all paying equal for the accommodation?
No, well in that situation
Your dad's paying for everyone, isn't he?
That's what my...
That's what some people in the family would want
But I always pay my own way
I always pay my own way
So in my opinion
It gets divvied up
You pay by the room
Yeah
That's a fair way
That's a fair way of doing it
Yeah
I mean that's just how my brain works
But I'm open to other suggestions
But I also hear what Claudia is saying too
Yeah
Especially if you're not the one
Organising it
If someone else has put all the work
And just been like
Can you pay this amount
You go okay
Okay if you're organising Christmas for me then
What do you think Ella?
It's a lifestyle
You've chosen to have kids
You've like chosen that path
It's true
who single has, I guess, chosen
or that's just where they're at.
They don't have a partner, they don't have kids, that's their decision.
I just don't think they should be, like, having to pay for their...
It's basically for another room because their family decided.
This is a great point.
Let's say, if it should have been divvied up equally,
like a quarter to each,
then the two sisters with the kids should have got one room each
and the kids sleep in the room with them.
Oh, yeah.
Like if you're putting it into...
Look, some people would argue that you're paying...
for the house. You're paying as a group for the house. You're not paying for individual
rooms. But I hear what you're saying and I think some people refer to that as single tax
and it's the tax that single people often have to pay on social events, right? I think that's something
that families came up with against single people.
Well, I texted your thoughts. Hey, justice for the singles. I never thought I'd be on the same
side of a financial conversation as Claudia. Wait, so you're, you agree with Claude.
I'm with Claudia. Stop being difficult. You're not bloody bias at all.
Are you?
That is Franklin.
Our producer Claudia came to us with quite a good question today.
Hello everyone.
Yeah, hi.
Here's the big question that I feel like there is an answer to.
Yeah.
What time is brunch?
Yeah.
When does it start?
I don't care when it ends, but I need to know when breakfast turns into brunch.
Mm-hmm.
I guess there is an end.
Then that's called lunch.
Yeah, there is.
Afternoon.
So 12, that's lunch.
Yes.
So there's a cutoff point for brunch.
You can't start brunch.
Well, they do in the States.
They do it.
They're like 12.30 brunch.
Brunch is just going out for a meal on a Sunday with alcohol.
That's not brunch.
No, it's not our brunch, but it's their brunch.
We need to talk details.
Obviously, lunch is the cut off, which is lunch is 12.
I agree.
That's where lunch starts.
Let's put a line in the sand.
And now we need to figure out what time breakfast ends.
Yeah.
The reason I ask is I know someone who literally this morning went to brunch at 9 a.m.
Which to me...
Oh, it's on the cusp.
It's breakfast.
Because I was going to say, before you gave us that information,
I was going to say brunch begins at 9.30.
9.30 for brunch.
I'd say brunch begins at 10.
I would say 10.30.
1030?
That's where I lock in 10.30.
Yeah, but you get out of bed at like 9.45.
It doesn't matter, though.
No, you're having breakfast 7.
You're having breakfast 8.
Breakfast 9.
Sure.
Early as 10, I'd say.
I reckon brunch is 10.
Brunch is 930.
Breakfast at 9.
Yes.
Yes, Clint, not all of us have kids and wake up at 5 a.m.
It's not about kids.
You always say it's about kids.
It's not about being a normal person.
Why are you waking up totally?
Why are you waking up so late?
Because I like sleep.
I'm a woman.
Women need more sleep.
She's got you there.
She's got you there.
I reckon brunch starts at 10, finishes at 12.
I reckon brunch starts at 9.30 finishes at 12.
Oh, but see, too complicated.
You know, like I just wanted like a nice round number.
Yeah.
Right.
Put it this way.
If you got out of bed and you got out of bed at what?
What time do you get up?
Seven.
Seven.
Yeah.
And you wait around in your house without eating until 9.45.
Who says you can't eat before brunch?
Who's not eating breakfast?
You can have breakfast before brunch.
But if you, if you've been up for two and a half hours and then you eat a meal, is that still breakfast?
What do you mean?
So you get up at seven.
Yep.
And then you're like, oh, I'm getting pretty hungry.
I've been up for two and a half hours.
Mm-hmm.
And you make a meal.
Is that breakfast?
after that long.
You've missed breakfast.
You haven't brunch?
Nah,
it's still breakfast.
Is it?
I'm just thinking,
you know,
I think,
I just think of it
in a way,
like if a place is putting on breakfast
and if they do a brunch menu.
Yeah.
And I'm thinking at what time
does breakfast menu change into brunch menu?
That's how I'm thinking about it.
Is that 11?
But they don't do a breakfast menu and a brunch menu?
Don't they do a brunch menu and a lunch?
Some places might though.
Like,
you know,
It's a special, like, who knows?
That's how I'm thinking about it.
And I would say breakfast 7 till 10.
Brunch 10 till 12.
Lunch, 12 to 3.
When's dunch?
What time does McDonald's breakfast stop getting served?
11?
I think.
It's gone back and forth over the years.
Yeah, 10.30 or 11.
I think it could be 10.30 now.
I think it's 11.
You reckon it's 11?
Yeah, it could be 11.
It's 11.
Oh, that throws a cat amongst the pigeons.
We're not going to McDonald's for brunch, though, are we?
We're not having a...
No.
Do they see?
I don't think they serve brunch.
No.
Oh, God, we've literally figured out nothing.
I am hungry now, though.
Yeah, I can really do an ex-Bennie, to be honest.
What time is it? Oh, it's just after lunch.
Time for the tea.
The tea live from L.A. with Dean McAfee.
Dean, a lot of stories swirling around.
Chenning Tatum at the moment. What's the latest?
The latest. You remember, of course, when he was in a relationship with Jesse Jay.
We love Jesse Jay. Well, she's now put out a song that she quote says she wrote in 2020
and she said, you can figure out who it is about, right? That's all she said.
By the way, that's when they were breaking up. Basically, here's the lyric of the song.
She says, I put my heart out on the table. That's when it got uncomfortable.
But, oh, that karma is going to come one day because I gave you my love and you threw it away.
don't rewrite the story
I'm the beauty
you're the beat
so apparently
what do you guys think of those lyrics
did he
throw it away
this is so close to us
because remember in 2020
we were in L.A.
chasing Tatum right
and we figured out
I'm pretty sure
they were going through
their breakup
when we were there
trying to meet him
yeah
either that or he was
in the UK
with her
yes
it was definitely the
Jesse J. era
Or yeah
Is it possible that we interfered in the relationship somehow?
Like, do you think that's like this song?
Yeah, yeah.
Jesse Jay's like, who is this Bree bitch?
Why is she hanging out the top of the sunroof going past his house?
All the way from New Zealand to reply to your DMs.
I don't know.
I do find it weird that she's referencing a breakup from five years ago in a song.
Apparently the new music she's just released has quite a lot of songs about him.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it is a bit...
It'd be hard to get over.
Yeah, well, fair.
Fair, maybe she's finally processed it.
I don't know.
There's also another story in the news at the moment about Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan, his ex-wife,
and what they actually came to a resolution in their divorce with.
And apparently it was 50-50.
But it took years, years going through divorce lawyers for them to finally make that decision.
She's the one from Stippa.
up, isn't she?
Correct.
The love interest and step up.
They met in like 2007 on the set of that movie.
Yeah.
Are you and him still talking?
No, I left him on scene.
Yeah, nice.
Left him on scene.
Treat him mean, keep him keen.
Sure did.
Just like Dean.
He's our Hollywood correspondent and we're back after this on ZM.
ZD.N's Brie and Clint.
Let's play the fame name game.
It's a game that we started while Brie was away on her secret business.
And we haven't played it again yet.
But we really enjoyed it, and we kept meaning.
We were like, we've got to play this when Brie gets back.
So it obviously was a hit.
Yeah, we had fun doing it.
We've only done it once.
I'm excited to play.
As per usual, Claudia doesn't get to play.
She has to run the game.
It's fine.
I don't like playing games.
Really?
Do you actually not?
That's not what your ex said.
Oh, my God, Ray.
Bruttle.
Shots fired.
Troy is going to throw out two initials.
Wow.
Claudia's going to throw out two initials.
The first person to yell out the name
of a celebrity who has those
initials as their initials
is going to get the point. And what do we want to play to
do? First to three? I think first to three is good.
First to three is nice to three. And it has to be a real
celebrity. You can't just make someone up.
Yeah, you can't make them up. But about someone we know.
No. You can't make up
a name and then it accidentally be a celebrity
so you can't say like Andrew
Johnson and then Google it and find out
he played in the NRL in the 1940s.
And I'll make a big call and say no
characters. Yeah. And no
YouTubers. No. No.
YouTube is count.
Damn it.
YouTube is count.
Damn it.
So I'll throw out two letters, first name and last name.
Okay, the criteria is I have to know who they are.
Oh my God.
Just play the game.
We're not going to get anyone.
Okay, let's just give it a go.
Let me be lucky to get anyone, to be honest.
Here's your first one.
First initial A, second initial G.
Andrew Garfield.
Oh, yes.
Damn it.
I hate this game already.
Don't know.
You warm up.
You warm up.
Yeah, you warm up.
Yeah, you warm up.
Yeah, yeah.
There was a practice.
Okay, next one.
R. W.
Robert Whitaker.
Who's Robin Williams?
I don't know who that is.
Robert Whitaker, the UFC fighter.
Sure.
I don't know who that is, but you seem confident, so fine.
Okay.
I think I do know who that is.
You do.
Next one.
G.D.
Graham.
Doughton.
Greg Davies.
Beery God.
Got him.
Come on.
Well done.
Greg Davy.
Host of Taskmaster UK
Ah, very good
Very, very good
Okay
FB
François Botha
The Springbox player
No
Oh, no of us know who that is
So what is it
FB
You're back in the game though
Frano Bortica
Frano Borena Boreka
Former All Black
Former Kiwis player
Brian I went on the NRL Grand Final tip with him
I only know him because we spent that time
with him on the trip
So I'll give it to you.
Oh, my God.
I'll give it to you, but for the sake of game, I want to keep going.
Yeah, I've won, but let's keep going.
So what is it, F.B.?
So that round's done.
Florence Buh is funny.
Oh, okay.
M.S.
Margaret Swainsley.
Who's that?
Your mom.
Millie Swobby Brown.
M.S.
Famous director.
Margotts Swabby.
Martin Singh.
Oh.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Martin Scorsese
Yes, guys, well done.
Jigs.
Okay, you want some more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, uh, G L.
G L. G. L.
Greta Lurwig.
Goldie Lorn.
Goldie Lox.
Goldie Lox.
G.L.
Graham Lawton.
G.
Nah, buzz our sound
No
No
Gaf
Garfield
Gordon
Gordon Lamsie
Gordon
Gah
Gabby
Greett
Oh geez
I got no one
Next one restart
A S
A S
A S
A S
A S
A S
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Yeah
That's what I was
Did you have a G-L in mind when you said G-L?
No, I'm just throwing them out.
That was a hard one.
You got any more?
A-A.
A-Rod.
A-Rod, yeah.
What?
Annie.
Man, I'm just having a shocker.
A-A.
Oh, G-L.
George Lopez.
Oh, how could we forget?
Or George Lucas, the director of Star Wars.
A-A.
A. A. A.A. A. Ron.
Anna.
Anna Diarmus.
Oh. What? It's a third second.
Middle initial D. Amos.
Abby Armstrong.
Andy.
Arianda Grande.
Yeah.
I got nothing. I hate this game.
It's not fun.
You did really well.
at one point there.
Yeah, for one.
Amy Adams?
Amy Adams.
Who's that?
The ginger.
One of the three that looks the same.
Ely looks like Eila Fisher.
Who's that?
Okay, well, I won.
So, good game.
Let's play this again.
Andre Agassi.
Andre Agassi.
Yeah, yeah.
See, they're out there.
He was going to keep digging.
Justice for Francois Botha, by the way.
What?
He's not even a Springbok.
I think he was a boxer.
Sheetams, Bree and Clint, podcast.
Earlier in the week, we talked about the Hamish and Andy podcast talking about the Bitcoin that they bought like 11 years ago.
Yeah.
And then they lost the password and they could never find it.
And finally, they recovered it.
And they found out how much their Bitcoin was worth.
Yeah.
They bought it for 900 in 2014.
Yes.
And it's now worth 150,000.
Yeah.
It's insane.
It got me thinking about, you know, other companies.
If you had, I've invested a certain amount, you know, a while ago, how much you would have made.
Yeah.
So I've done some calculations.
Are you interested?
Absolutely.
So the three companies I've focused on were Netflix, Tesla and Bitcoin.
Okay.
What would you like first?
Let's start with Netflix.
Let's go with Netflix first, I think.
So I've gone with, I just chocked.
kind of random numbers but I was like 15 years ago so the year would have been what
2010 2010 2010 they would have been a DVD company back then wouldn't they yeah DVD delivery
they were doing DVD deliveries um but if you had have invested 15,000 dollars yeah 15 years ago
into Netflix how much do you think oh um a hundred thousand dollars that's not a bad guess uh you
would have actually made 1.1 million, which is bloody good money from 15K.
Okay, yeah.
It's a good return.
Let's do Tesla, which obviously, you know, it's had some highs and lows over the last
couple of years, Tesla, but it's definitely grown exponentially.
15 years ago, you invest $15,000 into Tesla.
How much do you think that 15 grand would be worth now?
Musk's on the verge of being a trillion year, so it must be a lot.
grand 15 years 15 million
4 million
4 million is how much you
That's a lot of money
Which is good return on 15K
And the last one which gave me the idea
Is the Bitcoin
So let's go back 15 years back to 2010
And let's say you invested
$15,000 into Bitcoin
How much is that Bitcoin worth now?
$15,000
15 years ago
I should be able to work it out
because we just did the Hamish and Andy one
which was 14 years
So I don't know, let's say 10 million
Well, this was 11 years
Yeah
So this is a few more years before that
So it would have been cheaper again
And a bit more money
Yeah
So if you had have invested
$15,000 into Bitcoin 15 years ago
You'd have give or take $11 billion
Excuse me?
You heard correct
$11 million
$11 billion
$11 billion
$11 billion
Yes
Don't worry I've checked it
And I've checked it again
That's insane
Isn't that crazy
Oh my God
I can't believe how angry I am at 2010
me
for not investing $15,000 into Bitcoin.
When did Bitcoin take off?
I don't know.
Too angry.
Just before COVID, during COVID?
I don't know.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure.
Let me look at the number.
No, I didn't write down the number.
But I just looked at it and I looked at it again.
Like, I reckon I'm 99% sure that it was 11% sure.
Yeah.
that it was 11 billion.
Wow.
I mean, I could be wrong.
What are we investing in?
Claudia, we can sell your Suzuki Swift for 15 grand.
What are we investing it in?
Yeah, but this is the hard part.
What's the next Bitcoin?
It's probably one of those influencer ones, like the Hock Tour girl.
Oh, should we put it 15 grand into the Hock Tour coin?
Yeah.
Yeah, good idea.
Sound investment.
Solid.
You're looking at a set of billionaires right here.
Can I borrow your car?
The ZM.
podcast network.
It's time for the one second song challenge.
What the hell?
Bree and Clint's one second song challenge.
It's the game where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can with your help.
Jane, you're going to play on my team this afternoon.
Kiyah.
Gidei.
Are you there, Jane?
Oh, sorry, hi.
Hi, I'm so excited for your team Clint.
Let's go.
Thank you.
And Charlotte, you're joining Team Bree.
Are you just as excited to be on my team, Charlotte?
I'm so much more excited, actually.
Got on you.
Wrong decision, because we're usually lose, but hey, today could be our day.
You never know.
It could be our day.
It could be our day.
Claudia's in charge.
Hi, Claudia.
Hello.
Happy Friday.
So today, I'll jump in with the theme first.
I'll give you some time to think about it.
All of the songs that you're going to hear today, I reckon will be great karaoke songs.
So if you're looking for something to do this weekend, maybe you want to go to karaoke bar and take these with you.
But the way it's going to work is I'm going to start the song from the beginning.
I need you to buzz in with your name.
Tommy the artist and the name of the song.
And the first team did three points takes home the win.
Got it.
Bree and Clint, you guys are doing the first round.
Here's your song.
Brie.
Brie.
That is Backstreet Boys.
I want it that way.
Sure is.
I want it that way.
Tell me why.
I should have got that.
It's the first CD I ever bought.
No way.
That was a sitter.
That was a sitter for you.
All right.
Sorry, Jane.
You're welcome, Charlotte.
Okay, Jane and Charlotte, I need you to buzz in with your names if you know it.
Here is your song.
Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
Yes, Jane.
Get in there, Jane.
Is it a uppeter?
Oh, it's not appeter.
Charlotte Swoop.
Is it Chapel Roan Hot to go?
Sure is.
Well done Charlotte
Oh I could all be over here
I feel like this might be a very quick game
And I'm so good under pressure in this game
You sure are
Brin Climb back to you
Brite
Should I, wait a minute, I feel like a woman
The most brie-songly crazy
I'm giving my lady
That shirt short skirts
The most brie song of all time
We did not stand a chance, Jane
It was our bloody week, Charlotte
So good
Charlotte, there are 50 KFC chicken dollars
With your name on them, congratulations
Amazing, thank you so much, James.
You are welcome, everyone.
You're like to warm out.
Yeah.
Happy Friday.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
I wear many hats, Clint.
People might know me as Bree, the radio girl, Treasure Island host.
Pooh in the Ocean Girl.
Pooh and the Ocean Girl.
Many titles.
Yeah, yeah.
Many titles.
But I have a new title.
Do you?
That I've given to myself.
Okay.
And I think this is the most important one around this time of year.
A self-bustowed title is always interesting.
because you feel like you've got to put it out
to your nearest and dearest for approval.
Okay, so this is where you guys come in.
My new title, especially around this time of year,
is Brie the Mango Whispera.
What are you saying to the mangoes?
Bree the Mango Whisperer.
Pre the Mango Whisperer is the title that I've given to myself.
And I am here to give back to the people to you, Clint,
to Claudia.
to Ella, to everyone listening, my knowledge of the mango.
So generous of you.
What the hell is a mango whisperer?
It's someone who knows their shit when it comes to mangoes.
Okay.
And this is a PSA, really, because this is the most important time of year for mangoes.
They're in season.
Clint.
Just checking with the rest.
Were you guys aware this is the most important time of the year for mangoes?
I mean, historically, I'm not eating mangoes.
Me neither.
If it was going to happen, I guess it would be this time of year.
Hence why you guys aren't the,
The Mango Whisperer, and I am.
Because let me tell you, mangoes are just coming into season.
Hence why they're quite expensive, quite expensive.
They're real expensive at the supermarket at the moment because they're the first
ones of the season.
How much is really expensive?
Oh, they're like six bucks a mango.
It's a lot of money for a mango.
It's pretty bloody expensive.
And so here's my point, Clint from the Mango Whisperer.
If you're spending $5, $6 on a mango, you want it to be everything and more, right?
Absolutely.
And so this is the PSA that I'm giving to the people and to you guys.
This is where you're going wrong, right?
It's not about buying a fantastic mango
because I feel like it's about buying the right variety.
Okay.
You can say goodbye to every variety of mango.
Get rid of them.
R2E2, whatever the hell that is.
Get rid of it.
The Kessar, get rid of that mango.
You don't need it.
There is one mango variety
and one only you should be buying this season.
Okay.
And that mango variety is the Kensington Pride,
the KP, the beacon of all mangoes.
You haven't eaten.
I'm so passionate about this.
No, well, this is the thing.
We're not passionate about mango because I don't know that we've ever had good mango.
There's a huge gap in my knowledge with me.
Yes.
And this is what I've found since moving to this country.
New Zealanders have never even experienced what a great mango is.
in Australia, the KP, KP Pride,
we know how good mangoes can be.
And this is what I'm telling you guys.
Look out for Kensington Pride mangoes this summer.
If you see them in your supermarket,
snap them up.
I'm just Googling them.
Yes.
Grown in Australia?
Correct.
Queensland?
Correct.
They're a Queensland mango?
Correct.
So they see the sunshine?
Yep.
Yeah, okay.
Can I just...
look what do you how do you eat a mango by the way is it like you cut both sides
do the little criss cross yeah pop it out and just eat it like like normal what do you mean
we don't eat mango brie we don't eat mango we don't eat mango i've just had a great idea yeah yeah
i'm gonna because i was like do i dry it and put it on my cereal do i what the hell
what the hell see and this is where kiwis have been missing out do i have slices of mango
made into like an apple you've you've never you've
never seen someone cut the side off.
No.
And then you do criss cross and then you pop it out.
No, call me sheltered, but I don't know they ever have.
Guys, I've just had an idea.
Next week, I'm going to go on the hunt for Kensington Pride Mungos.
I'm going to bring them into the studio.
I'm going to use my own money.
Yeah.
And all of you, you three, will experience for the first time how great a mangoes can be.
Thank you, Brie.
I know.
Can you give us a lesson on how to eat them, too?
Yeah, mate, I'll do it all.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you know why?
Why?
I am the mango whisper.
There's free service that Bree is offering for everybody, by the way.
Absolutely it is.
Anyway, don't buy any other mangoes.
Kensington Pride are the only ones.
I feel good.
Good.
It's ZM's Breinclint podcast.
It's a Friday and on a Friday we do Friday Oki.
Ladies and gentlemen, Brie and Clint's Friday Oakey.
Good to be back for another round of absolute debauchery.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
It's been, it's the most requested segment to be cancelled and yet it persists.
And I'm not letting it go on 2026 either.
Nah.
It's coming back bigger and better than ever.
I agree.
We're going to get full live bands in here.
Okay, no, maybe.
Nah, lower the expectations.
I think so, too.
Bree's chosen the song this week.
And I think you've gone full random, haven't you?
Kind of.
But do you not recall us talking about this song last week as it came up in Birthday Banger?
Oh my God, it was our rogue choice for Birthday Banger.
All the songs sucked, so we just chose this song.
And there was good reason we chose this song is because it's an absolute banger.
It's train and drops of Jupiter.
Ironic.
It's a classic.
Iconic soft rock banger.
It's right up our hour.
Okay, we've both been into the booth
We have both spent 15 minutes
With a professional audio engineer
Who has made us sound as good as he possibly can
And what you're about to hear are the results of that
Once you've heard both, you can vote
And Bree, you're going first
Thanks so much, good luck everyone
Good luck to everyone involved
Good luck to everyone listening as well
Yeah, those people mainly
And good luck to the dogs
Who find this particularly hard this segment
Now that she's back in the atmosphere
with drops of Jupiter in her head.
She acts like summer and walks like rain reminds me that there's a time to change, hey, hey, hey.
Since the return of her stay on the moon, she listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, yeah, yeah.
But tell me, did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights are faded,
and that heaven is overrated?
Tell me, did you fall from a shooting star,
one without a permanent scar,
and did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?
That Friday ogie was how I liked my coffee
Flat whites
Flat white
One of my favourite performances
I think I finish strong though
I think the last three notes
With the best notes out of the whole lot
I'm always hesitant to criticise
Particularly when I'm going second
But I do recall you strutting out of the booth
With about four minutes left on the clock this week
And you were like, done, get in there, Clint
I didn't say it was good
I just said I got through it quick
Anyway, I don't like my chances. Let's play yours. Good luck.
Okay.
I don't know that it's going to be any better.
Oh, whatever, babe.
Let's see how it goes.
Here's my train for Friday Oki.
Now that she's back in the atmosphere with drops of Jupiter in her hair, yeah.
She acts like summer and walks like waves.
reminds me that there's time to change here, hey, yeah.
Since her return of her stay on the moon,
she listens like spring and she talks like tune,
eh, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But tell me, did you sail across the sun?
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faith?
That heaven is overrated
Tell me
Did you file for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me
While you were looking for yourself out there
Definitely better than mine
Would I say it's one of your best know
But it's a hundred percent better than mine
Which is why people in glass houses
Shouldn't throw stones
Because you never know
You never know how yours is going to.
Bree and I actually don't listen to these before they go to air.
Which I feel like is an oversight from us.
Nah, it's part of the fun.
What are you going to do?
Try and make it better.
Yeah, true.
There's no making it better.
That is the best.
We did our best.
That's the agreement that we have.
They always accuse us of not trying.
That's us trying.
Bro, that's us trying.
It's not going to be a good week for me.
We need five votes and we need them right now on 0800 dials at end.
We're going to play one song and be back with the winner of this week's Friday OKie.
If there is any winners this week
There has to be
No, it's definitely you
I know that
But
Play ZDN's
Bree and Clint
Friday Oakey
We're back baby
We need to pick a winner
For this week's Friday Oakee
The song that was chosen by me
This week
Was Train Drops of Jupiter
Bree's drops of Jupiter
sounded like this
But tell me
Did you sail across the sun
Oh is that all we get
I'm happy with that
And mine sounded like this
Tell me
Did you sail across the sun
Wow
That highlight is a short highlight
I went too close to the sun
I think
We have our people
Standing by ready to vote
And we're going to start with Jasmine
Good afternoon Jasmine
Hi Jazz
Hi
What did you think of our train this week
Um
Yeah definitely good
Yeah
Don't lie Jasmine
I had to say that Bree's comment about flat white was spot on
in saying that your flat white was definitely better than Clint
Are you serious? I'm getting your vote
Yeah, absolutely
She's a fellow flat white girl
I actually prefer my coffee black
So that's why I did my performance
Appreciate you, Jasmine, one to Bree
Let's go to Holly
Hi Holly
Hi Holly
Hi Holly
1-0 Bree.
What did you think about
this week's Friday, okay?
It was a pretty good vote.
I had to go for Clint.
You're going to give me the vote?
That's fair enough, Holly.
I thought so too.
Nah, mate, that's all good.
I thought the same.
Very good.
Cecilia's on our 100,000.
Hi, Cecilia.
Happy Friday.
Hi, Cecilia.
Hi, Cecilia.
Hi, guys.
What are your thoughts this week, Cecilia?
Don't hold back.
Yeah, give us your honest feedback.
We can take it.
You know what?
Actually wasn't as horrendous as pre-st
previous weeks.
Okay.
Really?
Yeah.
You heard mine, right?
I did.
I did.
Okay.
Yep, more than as bad is what I was expecting.
Okay.
I think that's the advantage of doing some truly horrendous Fridayokies in the past.
Sets it low.
The bar's so low.
So they go, it's not your worst.
Still doesn't mean it's any good.
Who are you going to vote for, Cecilia?
Bree or Clint?
I'm going to vote for Bree this week.
Oh, no way.
Thanks, Cecilia.
I think Clint was just a bit shouty.
I get that
I do get that
Thanks Cecilia
I thought I'd get no votes
I'm happy
I've won already
You're two one
You're one vote away from winning
I'm stoked
I've won already in my eyes
Millie is here
Hi Millie
Hi Millie
Hello hello
How are you guys
Good thank you Millie
Now what are your thoughts
Are you going to give a vote to Clint
To keep him in it
Or are you going to give me the win
I think I'm going to have to go Clint
I mean
I'm so sorry
There are a few pitchy moments
There I'm not going to live
But Clint, solid.
You're being nice to be.
A few pitchy moment?
I wasn't sure your performance had that much pitch.
I thought it was more flat.
It had one pitch and it was monotone.
Thank you, Millie.
You've kept the game alive.
Thanks, Millie.
We do go to tie break and it all comes down to you, Jenny.
Hi, Jenny.
Hi, Jenny.
Hello.
Do you know that you have the power?
It's two all and whatever you say is the winner of Fridayoke this week.
Oh, no.
All right, Jenny, it all comes down to you.
Any thoughts or feelings this week, Jenny?
I think it's a really, really hard song.
We found out.
You both definitely did better than I could have done, but for sure.
Okay.
I don't believe you, but okay.
I don't believe her either.
Love you, Bree, but I have to give it to plenty.
Yeah!
But tell me, did you sail across the sun?
I think that is the right decision, Jenny.
I'm surprised I got any votes of this.
week, to be honest.
Sorry, Brie.
Nah, mate, you're all good.
You're all good.
You've made my week.
Have an excellent weekend, okay?
See you, Jay.
Thank you, you too.
Bye.
Thanks everybody that voted it.
And thanks for some of the savage texts as well.
We do actually appreciate them.
That's probably my favourite part of Friday Oakey.
Getting absolutely trashed on the text machine.
ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Bree and Clint's all I want from my birthday to the birthday banger.
Here we go.
Birthday banger for a Friday.
These are the number one.
when these people were 16 and then you and I, Clint, will deliberate.
We'll pick our favorite one to play.
We're going to start with Yee. Good afternoon, Yee.
Hi, Yee.
Hi.
What are you up to today, Yee?
Oh, you know, it just worked.
This and that, this and that and the other.
Hey, what's your day to birth?
It's the 21st of July 1994.
All right, Yee.
That means you were 16 in 2010.
And on that day in 2010, this was at the top.
It's a banger.
Katie Perry and Snoop.
You would have been a fan of 2010 Katie Perry, wouldn't you, Ye?
Yeah, definitely, definitely.
This was definitely a banger back in the day.
Who wasn't? She couldn't put a foot wrong.
Hold the line for us, Yee. You could be our winner.
Our next birthday banger is for Carrie.
Good afternoon, Carrie.
Hi, Carrie.
How's going, guys?
Good, mate. How are you today?
Oh, feminist. Thank you very much.
Oh, good to hear, mate. What's your birthday, Carrie?
23rd of June
1991
All right
That means you were 16
Carrie in 2007
And on the 23rd of June
07
This was at the top
Now that it's raining
More than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
What a banger
What a bonger
What a bob from Rihanna
Maybe her biggest hit
One of her biggest hits
Definitely the biggest song
Of 2007
Oh although it wasn't just dance
2007 as well
I think you're right
It was up there
It's a banger, Carrie.
You've got to like that for your banger, right?
Nah, I've said it's a good one.
It feels like so long ago.
God.
Yeah, don't start me, Carrie.
I don't want to think about it.
18 years ago?
Oh, yeah.
Wait there, Carrie.
We've got to do one more birthday banger for Isabel.
Hi, Isabel.
Hi, Isabel.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How are you going?
Yeah, good, thank you.
Good to hear, mate.
What is your birthday?
My birthday is the 15th of February, 1991.
All right.
That means you was 16.
in 2007 as well
but your birthday
banger is this
It's really good to hear your voice
Say my name
It sounds so sweet
Oh the other
Other biggest song
Of 2007
I'm so happy with it
Are you good
You should be Isabelle
I am
Most people would be cringe
But I love that
Some people call them
Nickelback light
But nah Hinder
Were their own thing
Weren't they Isabel
100%
Yeah
The lyrical genius, God, you make it hard to be faithful with the lips of an angel.
I was literally listening to it at the gym yesterday.
That you weren't, Isabel.
Wait there, Isabel, you could be our winner, okay?
We need to deliberate on this.
It's got to be Katie Perry, Rihanna or Hinder.
I like them all, to be honest.
I do too.
It's a Friday.
Hinder's the weirdest.
Hinder is the weirdest.
Which I'm not against it.
I'm just saying it will stand out the most.
I think I'm going Hinder.
Oh, it's a Friday.
It is a Friday.
I mean, we've been playing Friday jams all day.
The producers seem keen, so I'm keen for it.
I'm voting it.
I'm sticking by the vote.
I think I agree.
Isabel, congratulations.
You have just one birthday banger.
Thank you.
Let's go, Isabel.
It was number one, the day after Valentine's Day, 2007.
Telling, isn't it?
And it's a song about cheating on your misses.
He's Hindon.
Thank you.
On ZM
You're well
Honey, why you're calling me
So late
Zinclair
That's Hinder on ZM
It's the winner of birthday bangers
Day for Isabel
It was number one
Like we said
The day after Valentine's Day
In the year 2007
Nothing says Valentine's Day
Like popping on a bit of hinder
Do you reckon
People have used that line
When they're like
Hoking up with someone
They shouldn't
And they're like
You make it hard to be faithful
Okay ready ready
let's do something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you try and say that line, that lyric,
you try and say it to me seriously.
So you're not my girlfriend, you're the side piece.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't usually do this.
I just, I'm not this kind of guy, you know?
I just, I've actually never done this before.
It's just, you make it so hard to be faithful.
It's definitely been said, though.
It's Z.A.M.'s Bree and Clint Pop.
I heard a rumor the other day that my mum and dad are putting themselves on a diet.
Crazy talk.
Crazy talk.
We're just about to go into silly seasons.
Christmas, the food.
I mean, I don't understand it.
I don't know why they're going on a diet.
I don't know what type of diet it is.
I don't know how this is going to affect Christmas lunch.
Your dad is a strappingly active man.
And your mum is a total breath of fresh air.
You know?
I wouldn't change your hair.
on her head if I if it was me okay that's enough it was me that is enough you called it you called
it which I quite liked the mama diet mama diet yeah and we need to know the details we do
what's the motivation mm-hmm and what is the goal what is the diet yeah what I want to know
too and is it hello hello mama mama die mama yeah hi guys how you going do you know what we're calling
about Dye?
No, I'll leave it to
Bree because she's bought it up and it is
just a rumor at the moment, isn't it?
It is just a rumor at the moment, Mum.
But are you with Dad at the moment, Big Steve?
Yeah, I am. Do you want me to put it on speakerphone?
Yeah, well, actually, let's just talk to Mama Die first.
Okay.
And see if the rumor is true.
The rumor that I've heard, Mom,
and it's about you and dad.
Okay.
And the rumor is that you and dad are on a
diet.
How do you know about that?
Oh my God, so it is true.
It is true.
So it's true.
Have you got cameras in the house?
The room is a true.
You've been using Bree's witchery logging again and she says you've gone down a size.
Oh, upper size you mean.
Yeah, right.
I've got so many questions, die.
I've got so many questions for you.
Oh, no.
I want to know what type of diet.
All here, Clint.
Oh, Dad's going to be embarrassed.
Put us on speaker.
We'll just ask Dad confirm with Dad that he's on it too.
No, I don't think so.
Put us on speaker.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Big Steve.
All right.
You're on speaker.
Hey, Big Steve.
Hey, good-day.
How you going?
Good, thanks.
Is it true?
We're going to have to start calling you Steve and not Big Steve because you're on a diet?
Oh, for God.
Oh, God.
You're going to have to call me medium, Steve.
Medium Steve.
Yeah, yeah.
Slim Steve.
Slim Steve.
Two questions.
First of all, what is the diet that you've chosen?
Because there are so many of them out there.
Is it keto?
Is it Atkins?
Is it going to affect the spread at Tomasel Family Christmas this year?
Definitely not.
That won't be affected.
This is called the Mama Di Diet.
Well, we're calling it the Mama Diet.
So what is it? What is it entail? And what's the goal? What are you guys trying to get to?
Well, I just wanted to get into a couple of shirts that I really like.
Okay.
Right. That's a good goal. That's fair enough.
And are you going for this itty-bitty teeny-weeny bikini? Look, the summer mama die.
No, look.
I hope so.
Dad!
Yes, Steve.
Yes, Steve.
That's lovely.
I'm saying I do need to lose a lot.
No, no, don't you dear, don't you dare try and turn that compliment into an insult, Die?
That was a good compliment.
No, what it is, guys, to be absolutely honest with you, is we both just need to cut back a little bit and to be fitter.
I don't think either of us are that bad.
Yeah.
But if we let it keep gradually adding up, it can get to a problem.
What are the biggest things that you're changing?
What are the biggest things you're getting rid of out of the diet or that you're adding?
Well, no carbs, no bread.
After a certain time, like after 4 o'clock or 5 o'clock, no right.
So pretty much the whole day.
No, not really, runner.
So after 8 p.m., no carbs.
Yeah.
Last bowl of pasta, 7.45.
Yeah.
The main rule, and I think it.
makes a big difference is no snacking.
Oh, okay, no little sneaky snacks.
And who do you think is going to be the first one to lie and have a sneaky snack in the
glove box of their car?
Is it you die or is it you, Steve?
It'll be me.
Yeah.
Dad is renowned for getting up late at night, going to the little treats cupboard and
having a few bags of chips, aren't you, Dad?
Yep.
But I'm done.
No, I'm going to try and be really good.
But I'm just fooled up because they're going to go and buy two meat pies.
Yeah, diet starts tomorrow, eh?
You're not getting the chico roll.
Do you get a chico roll for me?
Well, best of luck, guys.
We're not trying to give you too much stick for you.
We're encouraging you.
It's a positive thing.
But we couldn't let you off with at least giving you a little bit of a grilling about it, you know?
No, to be honest, is Christmas is fine.
He can do whatever he wants.
Well, both of us over Christmas.
But just to cut back for it.
I mean, but the food is, you know, all the food is good.
It's just that going back for the second helping or, you know, the snacking.
I'll be watching Dad's tiramisu intake on Christmas Day.
Because the more he eats, the less I get.
Yeah, that's right.
Unfortunately, he did find the chocolates in the cupboard the other night.
Yeah, a bit.
All right, well, thanks, guys.
That's Mama Diet and Medium Steve.
Good to talk to you.
I'm going to talk to you.
Medium, Steve.
Medium three.
See you.
ZD.N's brain cleanse.
All right, who wants to weigh in on a bit of Christmas drama that isn't ours?
Me?
Yeah, Christmas family drama, okay?
I love it when I'm not involved.
Yeah, because it's not, it's, um...
It happens.
Family drama at Christmas.
It happens.
It's very relatable.
It's a part of Christmas.
Yeah, yeah.
And whatever you decide is not going to directly affect you, so it's good.
Someone's posted on Reddit and they want to know if they are the
a-hole for the way that they feel. Okay. Here's what they wrote. It's kind of long, but stick
with me. They said, my wife and I are hosting Christmas this year in our new house,
and we're clashing over whether my mum's boyfriend, Rick, should come or not. Oh, no. What
is Rick done? They've been together for a few years. He's polite, but a little bit clingy and
standoffish. Okay. This is how they described Rick. Right. Things blew up after our wedding
when my mom accidentally left a car, like a phone call connected through the car play. Oh, no. My wife
overheard Rick asking if I
make a lot of money even though him and my
mum are fully loaded
he said I know I'm a dick for saying this
but his wife isn't that pretty
I would have thought
he could afford a better one
Oh what a dick
This is mum's boyfriend
This is mum's boyfriend and this guy's wife
Heard it
My mum immediately told him off good
But my wife was crushed
She was really upset
I rang my mum furious
She apologised
repeatedly. Rick apologized as well, but I don't give two shits about Rick.
Christmas is coming up fast. Oh no. And my wife never wants to see Rick again,
understandably. Right? My mum insists that we're being unfair and that we should accept
Rick's genuine apology saying that it's not anything they ever wanted overheard.
Um, mum has ultimately decided not to come to Christmas because we're not inviting Rick.
And the whole family is angry at me
Even my grandma said my wife should grow up
And accept that not everybody is going to find her attractive
Whoa grandma
Way to take his side grandma
So, so
Is this...
Oh Jesus, messy, messy, messy
Yeah
I don't think this guy is an a-hole for standing up for his wife
I don't think...
No, no, not an a-hole at all
This is an uninvited, mum.
This is where it gets complicated, right?
Because it's families and these things happen.
And let's be real.
All of us from time to time have said things about family members that you didn't want them to hear.
No.
You know, none of us are perfect, is what I'm trying to say.
I'm terrified that my phone is still connected after I hang up from a speakerphone call.
Exactly.
Terrified.
We all get testy with each other.
We all wish about each other from time to time.
It's what families do.
I mean, what he said is awful, like awful,
and he needs to do some soul searching because what an idiot.
But at the end of the day, do you want it to tear your family apart?
No.
Should your wife have to host him at your house for Christmas, though?
It makes it.
Because what's the right solution?
If it's that fresh and it's just happened...
Then don't have it at your house.
Have it at someone else's house.
But it's already planned.
It's already happening.
at your house. Is the better thing for Rick to go
hey, I'm going to give you some space? It makes it worse.
It just drags it on.
Draggs it further into the mud and then now
grandma's upset. Mum's not coming to Christmas.
Ella, you've got an idea?
Yeah, if he was genuinely sorry
and his heartfelt apology,
Claudia and I was saying he should not go to Christmas
and go, hey guys, it's really raw. I'm so sorry.
That's what I was suggesting.
But Breazard makes it a big thing.
thing.
It turns it into like a drawn-out thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but you need to nib it in the bud sometimes.
Here's my idea.
Instead of him not getting to come to Christmas,
because look, I'm on your side.
What he did completely wrong, he's an idiot.
He needs to buy her the best damn Christmas present.
Like whatever she wants, he has to buy it for her.
Yeah, yeah.
And then when you receive it, you go,
oh, thanks, Rick.
This almost makes up for you telling me that you don't think I'm attractive enough
for my husband.
Wreck and sucker.
Yeah.
Well, anyway, hopefully if you have some drama in your family this Christmas,
that makes you realize that...
Hey, you're not alone.
You're not alone.
We're back, guys.
With another Bond update.
How many years has this been going on for?
There hasn't been a James Bond movie in like five years.
Yeah, since 2021?
Oh, is that last one?
I think that was the last one.
Daniel Craig's last film as James.
Bond and ever since then the rumour bill has been swirling who's going to be the
next bond who's taking over the franchise some terrible suggestions from Brie I stand
by it Idris Elba would be a fantastic James Bond and some core James Bond principle from
me they must be in their 30s and they must be white no I'm kidding so Idriselba is
neither of those these are some of the favourites that have come
up, for real, that have been the front runners.
Aaron Taylor Johnson.
Yes.
Theo James.
Yeah.
James Norton.
Henry Cavill.
I think that's all I had.
Those were the bigies.
They were the big ones.
There were some fringe suggestions that it could be Tom Holland.
Oh, yes.
And I was like, no, James Bond cannot be that short, unfortunately.
There was a certain criteria that Bond has to meet.
You know?
You can't deeply about this.
there was also the suggestion that Pierce Brosnan and former James Bond was going to come back
and do like an elderly bond yeah yeah which I was all about and I reckon they could still
do that I can do that as like a spin-off yeah I agree you know he's 72 he looks fantastic
he's come out and said I would love that but I believe the role belongs to a new person
yeah today there's a story out frontrunner emerging leading contender for the role of James
Bond, British actor Callum Turner.
You don't know who that is?
I'm with you.
You do know who he is because we've talked about him on this show, okay?
And the only reason we talked about him...
He's Dool-Ape's fiancé.
He is the luckiest man on the planet who's now also about to be cast as James Bond.
How lucky can a guy get?
Imagine if he gets cast as James Bond, and then that means Dua Leaper will be the
Bond girl.
Or she does the Bond song.
That'd be more likely seeing that she's not an actress.
But yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
Apparently, the odds of Callum Turner being the next bond in the last 24 hours has skyrocketed.
Why?
What's happened in the last 24 hours?
They don't really know.
I think they've been ruling other people out, which has pushed him further up the list.
Is Idris Elba, like, retired or something?
Or, like, went on the pension and they're like, oh, maybe he is too old.
If Idris Elba, imagine if in a turn of events,
Idris Elba gets the call up.
You'll have to eat your words.
This is the easiest bond to defeat ever.
He's ancient.
Shut up.
Callum Turner, for those who have watched Masters of the Year,
is Bucky in that show.
There's two main guys, they're both called Buck.
He's the one with a big forehead.
Well, he's Bucky, the other one's Buck.
Oh.
And there's them a big forehead, okay?
He has a slightly further.
back hairline than some previous bonds but I think he's just got a widow's peak
yeah I think that's what it is why do I care you you care so much I do I care no he can't be
older than 30 I think he's a good bond I think he's a good bond he can't be older than 40 we don't
want an old bond yuck is he British though that's my question I'm pretty sure yeah he's a yeah he's
a British actor okay he was American and Masters of the Sky so has there ever been a non-british
bond yeah there was an Australian bond who he did one bond Google her
Oh, well, there you go.
And Sam Neal was nearly Bond as well.
That's right.
That would have been a Kiwi Bond.
Yeah.
The name's Bond.
James Bond.
Anyway, I like this.
It's good.
Anyone but Idris Alba, I'll be happy.
God, it's all downhill for Callum Turner, though, if he gets this.
Why?
I mean, sky's the limit.
He's already in the sky.
He's got Dua Leaper as his fiancé.
Yeah, he's James Bond.
And then he'll book James Bond.
How are you ever going to get better than that?
I'm Minister of the UK or something.
A ZM's Breed Clint podcast.
And that's the end of the show for another week, everybody.
Only two weeks to go of the Brea and Clint show for 2025.
Not long now.
What have you asked for for Christmas from Santa?
Me?
Yeah.
No, nothing.
You haven't asked for anything?
No, nothing.
Because you know you've been naughty.
Yeah.
You've been so naughty this year.
Well, that and I just buy what I want during the year.
That's no fun.
It doesn't leave anything for Santa, does it?
No.
But if Santa's listening,
maybe a jet ski?
A jet ski?
God, you must think you've been the best boy in the whole world.
Why, what are you hoping for?
To be honest, I'm happy with anything.
But I've asked for it like an aura ring.
Oh my God, that is the most boring Christmas present I've ever heard.
How is that the most boring Christmas present?
Because I asked for a jet ski and you asked for a fitness ring.
Well, to be honest, I wanted to track my sleep.
Wake up on Christmas morning, get your aura ring and then you're just excited to go to bed again.
Back in the day, I used to want game boys and scooters.
And I'm like, can I get a ring to track my sleep, please, Santa?
Well, keep up the good behaviour, guys.
It's almost time.
See you next week.
Bye.
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