ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th July 2022

Episode Date: July 5, 2022

NZ is changing their poo laws. Bree's had some shower thoughts. What did you have instead of a wedding cake? Clint is a lolly genius. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hey y'all, welcome to the podcast y'all. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Podcast in the house.

Bree's got a mouthful of lollies. I want some lollies. I'm going to have some lollies while we do this. No, everybody wait to have their lollies. I'm already eating it, sorry. This is what you sounded like on air when we were doing the lolly taste test. It was pretty grim. I couldn't hear anything.

I was busy listening to Usher. Guys, I just saw this article. Yeah. Do you remember Ipony Ray from Kath and Kim? Ipony? Yeah. Like how they used, obviously, a prop baby. Oh, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was a real baby. Do you know she's 18? No. No. Wait, is it a real baby or a prop baby? A real baby. But I mean, like, it wasn't Kim's real baby.

Oh, they use an actor. Yeah. 18. Yeah, she's 18 now. What? Time flies when you're a prop baby. I don't think Ella knows who that is. Nah.

I know Kath and Kim. It was Kim's baby, right? you're a prop baby. I don't think Ella knows who that is. Nah. I know Kath and Kim. It was Kim's baby, right? Kim and Brett's baby. Did you know that the Olsen twins are 36? That were not so shocking. I thought they were older. No, they're the same age as... You, kind of.

A little bit older than me, yeah. What? That means you could have been on full house. I always... Me and my mate Adam, who are the same age we're the same age we always thought that one day there was a possibility

we could end up with an Olsen twin each because we were the same age we're like who was your Olsen twin they're very I can't tell them apart oh

I mean Mary Kate look at the guy she's with I could tell them apart now but I don't know I can tell them apart now easily so you were just happy

with either New York Minute oh my gosh iconic iconic movie I had such a big crush on the Olsen twins yeah I

pretty sure I did too I think I did but now I've moved on to their sister Elizabeth Olsen I didn't know I didn't know she has the same face

yeah what does she do she's in Marvel she's Wanda and Marvel She's Wanda And she's in Wanda Is she in Euphoria Godzilla

No No She's not in Euphoria Yeah I had a massive crush On Anna Kournikova The tennis player Oh I had such a big crush

On Anna Kournikova It's so niche I'm searching it up It's not niche It's not niche It's not niche at all It's not niche hey She's the original

Hot tennis player She is the hot tennis player. She is the hot tennis player. Yeah, before Maria Sharapova, there was Anna Kournikova. She was so damn hot. How do you spell her last name? Oh, it's pretty hard. K-O-U-R.

Just type in Anna Kournikova. I did it phonetically. Oh, she's pretty. Oh, yeah, she's a babe. Love it. Nah, she was like a sex symbol, eh babe Love it Nah she She was like a Sex symbol eh Yeah Really

She was like a sex icon Yeah Did she ever win a major No She's with It's a great question Enrique Iglesias Yeah

I thought she was with a pop star What Holy shit that's a hot couple She was with him When he got rid of the mole The mole Yeah His birthmark

Oh my god Ella's so young She doesn't even know Enrique Iglesias with the mole. She only knows Enrique without the mole? That's quite a funny meme. That is so good, eh? You either remember Enrique with the mole. You know you were born in the 2000s.

You can use that for What's My Age, the game. You can use that as one of your questions next week. In your mind, does Enrique Iglesias have a mole or no mole? No mole. You know you were born in the 2000s. You can use that for What's My Age, the game. You can use that as one of your questions next week. In your mind, does Enrique Iglesias have a mole or no mole? No mole. That was a good decision for him to get rid of the mole. Bad decision too. Yeah, I reckon he should have kept it. Yeah, he should have kept it. Aren't moles

like placements of where your significant other kissed you in your past life? Oh. And I have a mole on my lip. That's so wholesome. You don't want to know where I've got a mole. Oh, no. Are we done here? Stop showing us your butthole.

Put it away. Sorry, guys. Close that butthole. That is inappropriate. No, I would never show anyone my butthole. My butthole is so ugly. What a banger this was. He's got a mole in this song.

Let's go, let's go. I love, I love. Oh, shit. Wait, does it have Pitbull on it? Let's check. Oh, they'll scrub Pitbull for a bit. He's got so much auto-tune on this. Yeah, his girlfriend

being Anna Kournikova. He's so lucky. Yes, Ella, this is Enrique Iglesias. Wow, I know this song. Oh, well done. Is he got the mole in this song?

Yeah. Controversial comment. You can hear it. Enrique Iglesias, budget version of Ricky Martin. Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

Kind of. But Enrique Iglesias, more career longevity than Ricky Martin. How dare you? Hold your tongue. No way. Ricky's timeless. Really? Do you not remember the song, what's the one my mum always quotes?

Oh, the Cup of Life one. No, that's not her favourite. Oh, Livin' La Vida Loca. No. It's the Shake It Bon Bons. That's Ricky Mountain. Yeah, it is. Shake it bon bon, shake it bon bon. Is this Enrique? Yeah. Is this what the fox is? Didn't hit as hard as I thought it would.

Is this what the fox is? No, no, wait for it. Wait for the drop, wait for the drop. I don't know. I know you want me. Woo! Ho, ho! Guys, Friday Jam. The podcast is going to get taken down if we keep playing too many songs.

Okay, last one, last one, last one. Oh, yeah. This is the one. Oh, I feel like I'm in Spain. She's whispering in my ears. And I lock eyes with Enrique Iglesias' mole. I can see into your soul. What is wrong?

That is a sexy woman. What's wrong with the mole? Nothing. Nothing. Oh, it was a big mole. We said he should have kept it. It's a beauty mark. It's nice.

Do you see Cindy Crawford getting rid of her mole? I don't see Cindy Crawford, so. What do you mean? Eva, when's the last time, was she on last? No, but she's like a famous person with a mole. Hey Brie, hey Brie. Shhh

Is he saying by the mole? Yeah. Is this an homage to his mole? This was the song he wrote about getting rid of it. Wow. By the mole. By the mole. The journey he went on. Okay.

Let's get out of here, everybody. We are tired. Yeah. We are like a breakfast sausage. But happy to be here. What does that mean? Like a breakfast? Oh, a little bit.

Chipolata? That's a breakfast sausage, isn't it? Yeah, it is. A chipolata. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll see you back tomorrow. Bye. Bye.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Howdy. Bree and Clint. It's a little musical interlude to start the show this morning. Hi, everybody. Good morning. It's Bree and Clint.

Let's play the big thing. The what? The little jazzy. Oh, you want to go right, right, right. Yeah, let's just pretend this didn't happen. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah. In goes.

ZM's Bree and Clint. Morning everyone. Morning everyone. Just don't mind us. We're coming in off the bench, which means, you know, we're not fully up to speed with how breakfast works. Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

Yeah, sure. Blame us. How's everybody going? How's your second morning going? I'm loving it. Yeah? I'm having a great time. Good.

I never really think I'm a morning person, and then I kind of actually am. Yeah? Once I'm up, I think I'm fine. You know? But I mean, I should shut up because everyone who actually has to get up constantly every day throughout the year

will be like, okay, do it for 10 years. Yeah, do it for 15 years and tell me how you feel. And see how it is. And watch your soul leave your body. But I feel pretty good today. Hey, today on the show, we are going to get more people along to our dating extravaganza this Friday. This is

going to be fun. I heard we have got dozens of people signed up for this to come speed dating at Thor Love and Thunder on Friday. There's so many people and apparently you and I are going to have to start swiping left and right on people as to who can come. You reckon? I thought you meant in the theatre.

What do you mean? Oh, you mean in the theatre. We're going to have to start dating them. No, I was talking about who gets to come. Yeah. And you know what I absolutely love is someone who's been in a relationship for a long time getting on someone else's Tinder and having a go. How fun is it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so fun. Yeah, that's the only way. That's the closest you get to actually dating again, eh? Yeah. The rush. The rush of choosing. Of actually, yeah, picking and choosing. I always say to people, I'm like,

Tom Murray, I got you. I got you. I'll pick all the good ones. I know what you like. Yeah, have you had any success before on someone else's profile? I've had a little bit of success. Yeah? I met Mansell from ZM's night show.

I've been on his Tinder a few times. That's a wild place, eh? And then I had a go on his Grindr and I said, no, no, no, this is too much. This is way too much. This is too much. What are all these pictures coming in? This is too personal. I shouldn't be on here. What are all these pictures of mini Skytowers being sent in? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't sign up

for this. Get me out of here. I think this is just for you. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs. Lady. The Ladies picking up a win yesterday morning. So they sit at 46 wins. The Tradies sit at 57.

I'm going to already come out and say there are no points for the tradies today because we didn't have a tradie call us. There are no tradies on the tools at 6 a.m. this morning in New Zealand. Or maybe they're on the tools at 5 a.m. Oh, really? And that's the issue. You reckon they're too busy?

Well, I'm going to, you know, think the best. Well, we've got two ladies playing today, but we'll give one of them the buzzer tradie. But either way, the points are going to the ladies. Let's meet our first lady. It's Lauren. Hi. G'day, Loz.

Good morning. Welcome to Trady vs. Lady. How's your morning going, Loz? Yeah, beautiful. Just loving the early start. Friday. Yeah, me too, mate. Get in there.

Your buzzer is Lady Lauren. You're going up against our lady who's going to pretend to be a tradie. She's from New Plymouth. She's 28. Welcome to the show, Molly. G'day, Moles. Good morning. How are you?

What are you doing up so early, Molly? Just got home from the gym. Yeah, rise and grind, Molly. Don't make me feel bad about it, Molly. How many sets did you do? Enough. Enough? I don't know.

Enough. We'll take what we can get at this time. Molly, your buzzer is going to be tradie. Lauren, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, ladies. Question number one.

What is the main ingredient in hummus? Lady. Yes, Lauren. What was that, chickpeas? Yes. Nice work. One to the ladies. You're on the board.

Question number two. Which American state out of these ones is the largest by area? Is it Kansas, Texas or Alaska? Lady. Yes, Molly's in first. Texas. That is incorrect. Lauren, do you want to have a guess?

Alaska. Alaska is on the money. She's away and flying. Two to the ladies. Feels like a trick question, that one, because the saying is bigger than Texas, right? Yeah. So you just automatically think it's Texas. I think a lot of Alaska isn't inhabited, so people kind of forget how big it is.

All right, Molly, you need this one to stop her, okay? Question number three. When one is envious, they are said to be what colour? Trading. Yes, Molly. Green. That is correct. The musical Wicked, shout out.

Question number four. We are halfway through 2022. Yes, the year is away and Flying Santa will be here soon. Name two of his reindeer. Trady. Lauren. Yes, Molly.

Blitzen and Rudolph. Correct. We are all tied up. This is for the win, ladies. Here we go. Question number five. What is the world's most expensive spice by weight? Lauren.

Yes, Lauren. Yes, Lauren. Oh, great lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Saffron. Saffron's correct. She's got it. Is that the win?

That is the win. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Great game this morning, Lauren. You've done it. $50 cash. Oh, I was getting a bit scared there. Yeah, well done. Yeah, got, she's a lady. Great game this morning, Lauren. You've done it, $50 cash. Oh, I was getting a bit scared there. Yeah, well done. Yeah, got a bit touchy-go, but you're going away with the win.

Congratulations. Have a great Tuesday. See you, Loz. Bree and Clint. Dua Lipa's on ZM. That's Cold Heart with Elton John. Is he going to come back? Well.

Is he going to come back? He better, because I'm still hanging on to my tickets. Yeah. His World Tour is back on. Right. His Farewell World Tour that he launched in 2019. He's an old man, Elton John, and now he's had to delay his Farewell World Tour by three years.

Yeah, it's not ideal because he did, what, one show here? One show, yeah. No, no, no, he did two. He did the Dunedin one as well. And then he came to do the Auckland one. So it's just me that missed out. Well, I went to the one in Auckland that happened. Oh, rub did two. He did the Dunedin one as well. And then he came to do the Auckland one. So it's just me that missed out. Well, I went to the one in Auckland that happened. Oh, rub it in.

That he had to cancel halfway through. But because he had COVID, sorry, walking pneumonia, definitely had COVID. It was COVID. He lost his voice like a quarter of the way in and then tried to do the rest of the show as an instrumental. Love that. And the crowd were like, yeah, it's dope.

You're real good on the piano. But we'd love some lyrics. We've seen the piano now. We'd love just a little bit of lyrics. We wanted to do a little bit of singing. I mean, Piano Man works without the lyrics, but, you know. You mean the Billy Joel song? Oh.

And to be fair, Piano Man needs to win as well. I was thinking of Rocket Man. Rocket Man, the song that Elton John does on the piano. That's the issue, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, guys, it's good to laugh because I had some really bad news yesterday. Oh, no. It was bad news.

Bad news for you, actually, too. I thought of you. You're the first person I thought of. Me? Yep, when I read this news. Bad news for you, actually, too. I thought of you. You're the first person I thought of. Me? Yep, when I read this news. Bad things don't happen to me. You and I have a secret, what would you call it? No, I wouldn't say fetish, but we have a secret love for something.

This sounds like it should be an off-air conversation. I read an article which said that this thing you and I do, separately, not together, is really bad for you. Oh, my God. I'm so concerned about what this is. I read yesterday that apparently... No. Right, okay.

But that also not the best. Right. Oh, I mean, you know, it's a plant. We'll work at a bar for that in the Gold Coast. Anyway. No, I read yesterday and, look, I already knew this, but seeing it in writing, I don't want to read it. I don't want to read about it,

that cleaning your ears with earbuds is very dangerous. Nah, I've been hearing this for years. They're wrong. I choose not to believe it. They're wrong. Tell me what is so bad about cleaning my ears with an earbud and don't tell me I'm pushing the wax deeper into my ears because I don't care about that one.

I call BS on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's all coming out on the earbud. Probably not. Also, my ears love wax. If they didn't, why are they making so much of it? Yeah, so right, get this. And look, I kind of already knew this,

but seeing it in writing, quite scary. Apparently they can cause cuts to your ear canal. Yeah. Dislocate sensitive hearing bones. Right. And perforate the eardrums. How deep are you going? That's rookie stuff.

There were a couple of times early in my ear cleaning career where I touched the eardrum and boy, did it hurt. Boy, did it hurt. Boy did it hurt. But I learned my lesson early. Because as we know, you're a shallow guy. You only like to go shallow. You don't go too deep. Yeah, that is you to a T. Look, I kind of see

what they're saying. Yeah. If you're not careful. Yeah, of course you can see what they're saying, but if you're not careful. Brie, we're the exception to the rule. And people listening right now, they'll be good at it too. They know the deal. They know what to do and what not to do. Yeah, of course you can see what they're saying, but if you're not careful. Brie, we're the exception to the rule. And people listening right now, they'll be good at it too. They know the deal. They know what to do and what not to do. Yeah, well, I mean, we know how to clean our ears. Stop telling us what to do. But this is the part where I

was kind of like, oh, I haven't really thought about that. It says that while earwax may be annoying, because it is, its job is to trap dirt and dust from entering the inner ear while keeping our ears lubricated. I don't actually have a wax problem.

I'm not trying to get earwax out. I'm getting the water out from the shower. That's what I'm getting. God, we have so much in common when it comes to cleaning our ears. You know what was brutal on that trip we did over the weekend is I forgot to pack any, and I'm a daily guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You clean your ears daily?

Every day, yeah. Oh, mate, you're a rebel. As soon as I get out of the shower. But I forgot to pack any to go to the Gold Coast. They only had those ones that come in the hotel with a wooden stick. Oh, that was dangerous. Because I'm used to applying some real pressure

with the paper ones. These cotton tips were wood, and the cotton around the outside, they'd scrimped on that. It was kind of like cleaning my ear with a very sharp small stick. Mate, who says you get boring when you get older? I don't know what they're talking about.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, who is it? Who's the band that's made history appearing on the front cover of Rolling Stone magazine?

I'm so here for this, Brie. It is the Wiggles. Now, they have made history on the cover of the current Rolling Stone Australia New Zealand cover. Now, they've never been on the cover before, but if you've been paying attention to what's happening in the world, you will know the Wiggles have made an unimaginable resurgence. In fact, on the cover, the new yellow Wiggle,

her name is Tashae Hawkins, is actually now officially the youngest person to ever appear on the cover. And there's also a really cool thing about the latest edition. Yeah. It comes with, are you ready for it? Its own adult colouring in book. Kane? Kane? You're too old. An adult colouring in book. Kane? Kane?

An adult colouring in book. What's, um, that sounds dodgy to me. I think it's just... Wait up, wait up. Wiggles themed. After I said that, I didn't realise where that went. Wiggles themed colouring in book for adults. Right, okay.

I've just seen the front cover. They look so cool. Don't they look cool? I'm looking at it now They are not wearing skivvies They're wearing their colours Anthony's wearing red Blue Lockie's in purple

Simon's in red And Sahai is in yellow She looks stunning doesn't she? Sahai is so cool She's only 16 Is she? She's only 16 When the Wiggles come here to New Zealand To perform later this year She's bringing her mum with her Because she's only 16. Is she? She's only 16. When the Wiggles come here to New Zealand to perform later this year,

she's bringing her mum with her because she's only 16 years old. I can't believe she's only 16. And I wonder what she's getting paid. What do you guys think she's getting paid? She'll be on pretty good money. Nah, she'll be on youth wages. $15, $15 an hour. Yeah, they don't have to pay her minimum wage.

They don't have to pay her minimum wage. Dean, it's a shame they didn't get Captain Feathersword on the cover. Oh, you know how much she's getting paid. Go on then. Okay. Yeah, so the OG Wiggles get around $750,000 a year, but a new Wiggle gets about $150,000 a year. But they then get all these endorsements and things on top.

Like, for example, she would have got a, you know, a check for being on the cover of Rolling Stone and all of their additional endorsement stuff. So, based about 150 grand. What are the Wiggles endorsing? Muesli bars? What are the endorsement deals you get? Hot potatoes, of course.

The latest, live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brie and Clint. Brie, I've been reading up on New Zealand's laws around going number twos in public. Don't ask me why. Oh, is that because you had the accident the other week? You know, on your run.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know, this blew my mind, did you know in New Zealand the law says that someone is allowed to go number twos in public if they don't think they're being watched? That's what the law says. What? If you don't think people can see you,

you're allowed to do a number two in public, outside, on the sidewalk. So like if you're hidden? Yeah. Like away? If you've made an attempt to be hidden or you're in a remote place, like say you're in, I don't know, Milford Sound. Don't poo in Milford Sound by the way. I mean, good

like, what a view. Yeah. You're allowed to drop your dicks and go number two. What a view to poo. Right? Yeah. Well, the Responsible Campers Association of New Zealand wants that law changed. They said it's too loosey-goosey. Wouldn't have said loosey-goosey.

It's got too much room for abuse. Error? Yeah, well, people can take advantage of it, you know. You'll have some flagrant, not fragrant, flagrant public pooers going, well, I put some camo on so nobody can see me. I'm going to go poo here in the middle of Altia Square. I walked behind my neighbour's fence and I did it on the lawn. I asked them not to look.

I said, don't look at me when I'm pooing on your lawn. Their curtains were drawn. They want the law to add that there's two caveats they want added to the public pooing law in New Zealand. They want, one, all business must be buried to a depth of 15 centimetres. Right. So pack a small trowel with you when you go and do it. Your poo trowel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe a little belt connected. I'm not into this by the way.

This is not my idea of fun. Sounds like you're pretty into it. I'm just saying what the law changes they're requesting though. And the other one is any business that you do must be done at least 50 metres away from a waterway. Or a barbecue area. Barbecue area.

So no more doing your number toes next to a waterfall. I have an idea. And who is it? Who's the association? The Responsible Campers Association Incorporated. Look, if they want to take this idea, they are most welcome to it. I think, why is there different rules for people than there are for dogs? I think if you do a poo in public, you need to bag it.

You pick it up. All dogs, we're not allowed to leave dog poos around everywhere. You need to bag it. It's quite widely accepted that if you're on a walk and you've bagged it, you can pop your dog poo in someone else's wheelie bin. Yeah. you can pop your dog poo in someone else's wheelie bin. Yeah. Can you pop your human poo in someone else's wheelie bin if you're on a walk? It's bagged.

You know what? I've just had the best idea. I'm going to bring out, you know how there's dog poo bags? Yeah. I'm going to bring out the human version. I mean, you could just use the dog version. I feel like the human version needs to be slightly bigger. And I would like the human version to be a bit more robust.

You don't want your finger going through the bag of a human one, do you? Especially if it's not your own. No. Why is touching the human stuff so much more gross than touching the dog stuff? Actually, why would you not be carrying your own? That should be your own responsibility. No, that's for my master. That's for my owner to pick up.

Your wife. Let's have a game of What's My Age Again? Pretty simple concept. We think that we can guess your age based on a few simple questions. Yeah, we're going to stereotype you a bit, but a generalisation, and then use our powers of deduction to tell the decade, year, month and day

that you were born. How close have we come in this game so far? I think we've got two out of four. Yeah, not necessarily in order. No. I think we've got decade and month before. Is that right? No, we got day on the first go. Oh, we got day. We got day and year on the first go. Oh, we got day. We got day and

year on the first go and then we got month and decade last time. The day we get all four, we will resign. We will hang up. We'll go out on a high. Hey, don't tempt people. They'll be like, I'm keen. Don't worry, I think your job is safe. Let's go to our What's My Age Again contestant this morning.

Hi, Tom. G'day, Tom. Good morning. Now, don't tell us anything that we don't ask you, okay, Tom? Yes, we've just got to ask you a few simple questions and then we're going to have a crack at it, okay? Roger that, yeah. Tom has submitted his actual birth stats to our producers so we know whether we're going to be correct or not. There's no cheating.

Can I ask you, Tom, a bit of a personal question? What sort of jeans do you prefer? Would you like to wear a baggy jean, a skinny jean, a fl of a personal question. What sort of jeans do you prefer? Would you like to wear a baggy jean, a skinny jean, a flared jean, a ripped jean, or a straight leg jean? Oh, I'd probably go for a slight skinny to straight, somewhere between there. I got him. This is hard because style changes over the years.

No, I know, but that coupled with the pitch of his voice, you know, it gives you a bit of indication, I think. Okay. Tom, my question. What would you say is your favourite childhood Disney movie? Oh, God. Geez, I'm not really a Disney movie person, to be honest. You must have been when you were a kid. What you were a kid, what is the movie you remember

watching the most? Any animated movie, right? Yeah. Oh, I'll go for the old classic Lion King, I think, but yeah, not a big deal. Original Lion King? Not that weird computer-generated one they made recently with Beyonce? Oh, no, yeah, definitely the original. Original, yeah, yeah, good.

Good, good, good, good, good. Tom, this might be a bit hard to answer, but just give us the first one that comes to mind. What's your favourite concert that you've ever been to? Oh, shit. I'm not really a big concert person either. What's the last concert I went to? Tom, what do you do then?

What do you do for fun? I'm not really into wearing pants. I'm not really into wearing jeans. What was the last concert you went to then? It was a Selwyn Sounds concert at Christchurch. It was like an oldies mix thing, but I only went because I got free tickets anyway. So that's not really good. So that doesn't tell us much.

Okay, my last question for you, Tom. We're struggling this morning. Yeah, he's not giving us a lot. Where were you for the turn of the millennium? Ah, right. If you remember it. I can't really remember, so that's probably going to give it away a bit, isn't it?

Yeah, that was crafty, that question. I know. Tom's born in the 90s, I know that. I'm confident to lock that in. It's got to be late 90s, I reckon. So we'll start with the decade. We go 90s? Could be the 2000s.

No, he was here. No, he doesn't remember. Yeah, 90s, 100%. Lock it in. Tom, were you born in the 1990s? Correct, I was. Perfect. Yes, we're on the boards.

It's got to be the late 90s. Yeah, he's a 98, 99. Or he could be 97 and still not remember it. He could be 97 because he would have been three. Wait. He's got quite a deep voice. Yeah, but that doesn't... I mean, he's not 15.

No. My gut says 1998. That's what my gut was saying. Okay, lock it in. Lock it in. Tom, were you born in 1998? No. Don't say 97.

No. When were you born? 93. Top. 93. Top. Yeah, I can't remember what I was doing when I was seven. But it was the turn of the millennium.

Surely you did something. Okay, no worries. No, that's fine. That's fine. We've got decade, we don't get year. We can still get month. We have no information that leads us towards month whatsoever. So I need you to channel into your gut bacteria and tell me what it's telling you.

Let me channel into my womanly waters. I've had a month come to my mind straight away, but I don't want to influence yours. So say what you think. What do you think? Don't say what you think. Tell me what your gut is telling you first. My gut's telling me January. Mine said July.

Both start with J. They both start with J. Should we meet in the middle? At June? At the middle? It's another J. It's got to be a J. It's a J.

It's a J. We've guessed June every time. Go July then. If it's January. Okay, I'll go July. But if it's January. Tom, were you born in July? I was.

Yes! Weird. I knew my gut was... It just came into my mind. Okay, I'll go July, but if it's January... Tom, were you born in July? I was. Yes! Weird! I knew my gut was... It just came into my mind. Okay, then you've got to trust me on the date as well because I just had the date come to me. Ready? You say what day you had a day come to me.

Okay, three, two, one. 23rd. Okay, you want to go 23rd? I do, I do. But just have it on record that I said 7, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, let's go 23rd. Tom, for 3 out of 4 criteria,

which will be our best ever version of What's My Age Again, were you born on the 23rd of July? No, sorry. Tom, don't say 7. No, it was the 10th. Oh, we're nowhere even close. Alright, 2 out of 4. Thanks, Tom.

Thank you, Tom. I thought I was calling out the birthday banger, to be honest. We're talking wedding cake alternatives A lady's getting roasted on the internet at the moment For faking her cake Making her cake out of foam It's a fake cake Fake cake

I don't mind it Fake wedding cake I think cut those costs Yeah You know it's one day Yeah but I say just don't have a cake at all Rather than tricking people into thinking you're having cake But we're thinking what could you get instead of a wedding cake at your wedding

I'm saying a cake made out of all different types of cheeses. I like that. That's a great idea. Yeah, and the plates are made out of crackers. Yeah. And you have like, you know. An edible plate. It's like a cheese platter after the meal, but the cake is the cheese.

And then get everybody on the bus before they get all gassy. Get them out of the venue. Serve the cheese really late. That's why you have the smallest tear is the blue cheese. Hayden Teck. G'day, Hayden. Hi, Hayden. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. What did you guys do at your wedding instead of a wedding cake? So by the time we finished planning, we'd actually forgotten all about dessert, and I went to Pack and Save that morning and just got boxes and boxes of those tip-top mix packs. Yeah. Chop bars and all that.

Yeah. Great idea. It was a hit. And then I got to drink them all the next day when they defrosted. Wait, you drank all of them? Were you opening? Yeah, like the jelly tips are so good. Melted.

I can just picture Hayden the next day. He's a bit frosty and he opens up the packets of these ice creams, and he's pouring it into his mouth. That's exactly what happened. Add a little nip of Baileys or something like that. I also love, Hayden, the idea that you woke up on your wedding day, and you went, oh, no, we didn't get a cake. I better go to Peck and Save.

There was a lot on that list, actually. Oh, Hayden, you've done well, mate. Saved the day. Katie's here. Morning, Katie. G'day, Katie. Morning. What did you have done well mate, saved the day. Katie's here. Morning Katie. G'day Katie. Morning. What did you have at your wedding instead of a cake? Our wedding

was on Halloween so we did a pinata because lollies are necessary and we wanted to have a smash. A wedding pinata. You had a smash at your wedding, did you? Yeah. It is customary. It's customary.

You're right, Katie. So traditionally, the husband and wife, or the couple, sorry, get up and cut the cake. Did you and your partner stand there blindfolded and swing at the piñata together in front of the crowd? Yeah, well, we weren't blindfolded because we were all inside and, you know, health and safety. But, yeah, together we...

True. You don't want a broken nose with a white dress on. You don't want to whack grandma in the face at the big wedding, do you? She's waited a long time for this day. Katie, I'm so keen on that idea. So, because it was on Halloween, did people dress up or no? No, they didn't, but I did give them the option.

But clearly, the people I invited just weren't. You sound like a fun bride. You weren't tempted because it's a Halloween wedding to go as like a corpse bride or anything like that to your own wedding? Oh my God, so, so tempted at a time. Yeah, just copy Lindsay Lohan in the movie Mean Girls. You would have looked real hot.

Hey, thanks, Katie. Bree, this is important for you who's planning a cheesecake for your wedding. No, sorry, a cake made of cheese. Yeah, don't get it wrong. Which is very different to a cheesecake. A cake made of cheese. Yeah, don't get it wrong. Which is very different to a cheesecake. You want wheels of cheese tiered. Three tiers? Three tiers. Someone's texted and said, Brie, just so you know, having three tiers of cheese would not actually be

cheaper than a real wedding cake. Yeah, but you see, like a wedding cake, you know how people freeze a wedding cake. Yeah. That wedding cake made out of cheese is the gift that keeps on giving for me. For how long? Probably four years. Bree and Clint. This might be slightly confronting. I've got a list of the eight key compatibility factors that your relationship really should be hitting if it's going to last.

Or more, if you're not compatible on a lot of these, it could be a serious issue. If you separate from somebody, like legally separate, get divorced, there's something that you can cite called a CCI.

That's a critical compatibility issue. So it's kind of like irreconcilable differences. You just go, we're not compatible so we want this marriage ended. We got the CCI because he got an STI. Yeah. And now I. You just go, we're not compatible, so we want this marriage ended. We got the CCI because he got an STI.

Yeah. And now I've got to go bye-bye-bye. And now I've got to go. So here they are. These are the eight things. And you can run your own relationship over this. These are the things that really you should be compatible on. It doesn't mean you have to be exactly the same.

You don't have to 100% agree, but these are the things it says. These are important. Yeah. According to this study. Exactly right't have to 100% agree, but these are the things it says. These are important. Yeah. According to this study. Exactly right. According to this information. The first one is the way that you both consume alcohol. Oh, yeah.

So you don't have to both drink and you don't have to both not drink, but you need to kind of be on the same page. Same kind of page. Like if one of you loves to get absolutely honed every weekend and the other one barely has a drink at all, you're incompatible. You're not compatible. Whereas if you both go out and get slammed every Saturday.

Also not great. Well, it's not great long term, but at least you're compatible. At least you're hungover together, you know. No. No, but this is true. You will see eye to eye. You'll have a similar viewpoint on how you view alcohol. So they're saying that, yeah, you need to be with someone that has a similar kind of vibe as you when it comes to.

Otherwise, it's going to cause friction. Yeah. The next one is health and how you view your health. Oh, yeah. I've run into problems with this one in the past. Yes. Because I don't want to get up at 5am on a weekend and go to F45. Love F45. I go during the week, but not on a weekend.

Everything in moderation, right? Exactly. And not everybody exercises in moderation. You don't have to both be fully CrossFit, but you need to have a similar attitude to not just exercise. Eating. But eating, general well-being, things like smoking, like things that impact your health.

You have to have a similar view on its importance. Do you think when it comes down to it, this 100% includes like diet? Yep. In terms of if your partner's a vegan and you're a meat eater, eventually does that cause friction in the relationship?

I think more if it's one that's negatively impacting your health. So if a vegan diet for you means that you feel bad, you feel lethargic, you feel unhealthy, then it's going to be in a shame. I think it does cause certain issues when you move in together

at a certain point because you cook together and if someone's vegan and the other person isn't, that's got to cause some sort of friction because you can't cook together. Yep. Next one, these are the key compatibility criteria that will determine whether your relationship is going to be successful. This is culture. Oh, like how cultured someone is?

Kind of. It says that you should appreciate similar things when it comes to the arts, which covers things like entertainment, going to shows, the type of concerts that you want to go to. No, I don't agree with that one. Really? I think you can have your own interests. No, you can, but you're going to miss out on all of those shared experiences. Like, say you love, for example, say you love musicals. If you never get to share your love of musicals with your partner

because they hate them, then you're never going to bond over something that you really, really love. I think that's okay though because I think, you know, every now and then we might go to a musical together but it might not necessarily be their thing. I think if you have a few shared interests,

that's important, but you can definitely have quite a few that aren't shared. Okay, that's probably healthy as well. But that's my opinion. Next one. This one's going to really trigger you. What?

These are key compatibility criteria. You have to be on the same page when it comes to- Farting in front of each other. No. You've got to be able to. If one person's like, I'm going to fart in front of you, and the other person's like, I don't like to fart in front of people, then boom, not compatible. No, it's timekeeping.

It's being on time. You know, this is a big thing for me. Exactly right. If you both run late or you both run on time, it's going to be an issue. If one of you is an early bird and one of you is always late, that's going to be a major issue for your relationship. I feel like that plays into your daily relationships. Like my old radio co-host used to be late to everything

and it used to be our biggest fight. Like I'd just be like, mate, just leave 10 minutes earlier. And what happened to that guy? Got rid of him. No, but in fairness, we kind of, it was a mutual decision. Emotional intelligence is one of the criteria. That's the ability to know whether your partner is upset without them having to tell you.

You know, you need to be able to read people's feelings and emotions without them blowing up and then going, well, you should have told me that you were unhappy. You should have enough emotional intelligence to tell what's going on, especially with your partner. I feel like that one for me reads that you need to be on the same level of emotional intelligence.

Like it's okay if neither of you are super like emotional or like into that stuff. You've got to be compatible. That's what this is all about. Yeah. But if you're both like on the same level, then you can connect properly. Three more, third to last is actual intelligence.

You need to be kind of within touching distance of each other's braininess. On the same page. Yeah, because if one of you is way too smart, the other will feel dumb. Or if one of you is way too dumb, the other one won't be able to have conversations on the same level. You need to be on the same level. Tightness. Tightness? Excuse me?

When it comes to money. If one of you is a cheapo and the other one is generous, that's not a good compatibility It's not compatible Because they're going to save up and splurge on you for your birthday Totally agree with this one And you're going to buy them the cheapest gift you can find

Just to tick the box And you'll get upset You need to be the same level of either generousness, generosity Or frugalness If you're both really frugal, that's fine too You've got to be compatible And the last one is music. You don't have to like the same music, but if you

hate the music that the other person likes, that's going to be a major issue because you won't even be able to have your music on in the house without the other person getting angry. Well, you just drive separate cars to things. Like a relief teacher that has no idea what's going on.

It's ZM's Brian Clint. Yeah, stop bullying us, okay? We're new here. Don't do those pea-shooter spitball things at us, okay? We still go here, just usually in the afternoon. Hey, next on the show, we're going to play our name game game, where you have to guess celebrity names as quickly as you can and you'll play against Brie.

If you can beat Brie this morning, you'll win yourself 50 bucks cash. Are you game? Are you game for the name game game? Are you game for the name game game game? Like I'll give an example of how this game works.

Brie, if I said give me a famous Chris, you would say... Lily. Chris Lily would work, yeah, but you'd have to give me two. Chris Evans. Chris Lily would work, yeah, but you'd have to give me two. Chris Evans. Chris Evans would work.

Yeah, exactly right. So if you reckon you can beat Bree in that game, I've got five celebrity names, and I need the answers as quickly as possible. 0800DIALZM will play the name game after Lost Frequencies on ZM. Just like my favorite song going round and round my head. Like my favorite song going round and round my head. Lost Frequencies on ZM. And I still feel that line Where are you now? Where are you now? Hey, it's been too long Too long ago, my love

When did we go wrong? Too late to turn around Where are you now? Where are you now? Hey, it's been too long You're just like my favorite song Going round and round my head Like my favorite sun going round and round my head Like my favorite sun going round and round my head

You're just like my favorite sun going round and round my head Like my favorite sun going round and round my head Hey Hey Hey, it's been too long Some days I can feel it But the feeling ain't all blue You got me believing One day you gotta come through Lost in these city lights

Cause I can't sleep tonight Where are you now? Where are you now? Hey, it's been too long Too long ago, my love Where did we go wrong? Too late to turn around Where are you now?

Where are you now? Hey, it's been too long You're just like my favorite song Going round and round my head Like my favorite song Hey, it's been too long. ZM, Brian Clint filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley that's Lost Frequencies and Callum Scott, Where Are You Now? This is the name game everybody, you might not have heard this And Callum Scott, where are you now? This is the name game, everybody.

You might not have heard this before because we usually play it in the afternoon. That's right. And you would have heard me panicking most of the time if you've heard the game. You're taking on today's contestant, Ayla. Morning, Ayla. Hi, Ayla. Morning. Just to make sure everybody understands, we'll do one more example of how this works.

I give out a name. You and Bree need to race to give me two celebrities who use that name as part of their name. Once you've got one, just yell it out and you'll claim that celebrity. You can take your time on the second one. Bree, give us an example of two famous Andys. Andy Lee. Yes, from Hamish and Andy.

Andy Cohen. Andy Lee. Yes, from Homeish and Andy. Andy Cohen. Andy Cohen. Perfect. Oh, God. I'm not too bad this morning, and now watch it all go downhill. It's because I gave you that one last week. Oh, true. You good, Ayla?

You understand how it works? Yeah, I don't know if I'll be able to come up with an Andy if they ever come up. No, Andy is gone. We will not be doing Andy again. We're not doing that hard one, Ayla. I'm hoping for easy ones this morning. It's early. Let's start with an easy one.

Okay. You don't have to buzz in, Ayla. You just yell out answers as soon as you've got them. I'm looking for two famous Toms. Cruise. Tom Cruise is one. Tom Jones. Tom Jones is another.

That was fast for you. That was for me. Sorry, that was fast. That was fast for you. That was for me. Sorry, that was fast. That was fast. That's what I should say. Hayley, you know any famous Toms? Yeah, I was going to say Tom Cruise, but she said it right before I was about to say it. Tom Sainsbury's a good one too.

Oh, Tom Sainsbury. Yeah, just yell it out as soon as you think of it, Ayla. Okay, this one's easy. I've got heaps for this one. All right. I'm looking, Ayla, for two famous Michelles. Pfeiffer. Michelle Pfeiffer is one.

Michelle Visage. Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race. I was going to get that. Maybe mornings are my kryptonite. I had Michelle Williams, Michelle Obama. Good one. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Yeah, another good one. Yeah. Okay, Michelle Williams, Michelle Obama. Good one. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Yeah, another good one.

Yeah. Okay, come on, Ayla. I need you to get this one, okay? This is your round, Ayla. For the game to keep going, I need you to get this one, okay? Oh, Bree will be too good at that one. I'm going to go for a hard one to see if it will slow Bree down. All right.

I'm looking for two famous Lucys. Ball? Oh. Lucy Ball? Oh, I'm just so mindless. Who's Lucy Ball? Famous actress. Famous actress?

Oh, it's Lucille. Yeah, it's Lucille. Lucille Ball. Okay, we want to take Lucy Ball. Lucille. I thought I was going crazy. I thought I was going well this morning. You got any Lucys for us, Ayla? Lucy. Lucy. I thought I was going crazy. I thought I was going well this morning. You got any Lucys for us, Ayla?

Lucy, Lucy. I can think of one, but I can't think of the surname. There was one in Charlie's Angels. Yes, that's the one I'm trying to think of. Lucy Lou. Lucy Lou. There's one. Who's got another one?

Lucy. There was one in Xena Warrior Princess. What's her name? Lucy. There was one in Xena Warrior Princess. What's her name? Lucy. No, I'm going to buzz you guys out. Lucy Lawless. Of course. Iconic Lucy Lawless.

Let's do another one. I'm looking for two famous Christinas. Aguilera. Yes. Applegate. Applegate, yes. One from you, Ada. Tie break.

Who's going to get the last one? Christina. Christina. Christina. What about Christina Aguilera's alter ego? Who's that? Xtina. Xtina. Is it Pimavona or something?

Who's that? The Russian actress. Right. Our producer Claude is furiously Googling Christina Pamivona. Are we going to take that? She is a Russian model. Okay. Yeah.

Well done. Ayla, where'd you pull that name from? I have no idea. Okay, this will be for the win. Let's say this point is for the win. I'm looking for two famous Ellens. Degenerous?. Degenerous. Ellen Degenerous and Ellen...

Oh, no, that's his star name on bloody... I'll take the male version, A-L-L-A-N as well. Ellen. Oh, Ellen. Yeah, that'll do. Ellen. Oh, come on, what's going on? Ellen.

All I can think of is Ellen Shepard, one of my good mates. No. Ellen. Not Alan Jones. Who played Woody in Toy Story? Tim Allen. Tim Allen. A rough game of the name game this morning. Sorry, no win there, Ayla, but we'll send you home with something, okay?

We'll get a prize for you. That's okay. Sorry. No worries. You did good. She got one in the end. It's hard some mornings, eh? Isn't it amazing you can still learn new things every day?

We just blew somebody's mind that Tim the Toolman Taylor is Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story. Well, not in the new Buzz movie, but in all the original Toy Stories. Yeah, it's Tim Allen and Tom Hanks. He's very salty about the fact that he's not the new Buzz Lightyear as well. Tim Allen is very salty. He's not impressed. Bree, I don't know if you've ever felt like you related to a Brazilian influencer with 24 million followers on Instagram before.

I mean, I can see a lot of similarities between me and someone like that. Well, you're about to relate to this one a little bit more, I think. Okay. She has really sort of upset her followers. Her name is Vittoria de Feliz Morales. And she posted a video on her gram on the weekend of her being pushed through an airport in a wheelchair. Right.

She was having severe, severe pains and she had to be wheeled through the airport. Oh no, it's not another one of these stories, is it? She was in Lisbon. I know what's happened. In Portugal. She was having stabbing pains in her abdomen. Was she with her boyfriend on this trip? She was with her boyfriend on this trip. Was she holding in her farts? She did not know at the time why she was having severe abdomen pains. But after being wheeled through the airport, she later discovered that the pain in her abdomen was trapped wind.

Did it do damage? No, it says that after it was released, she was in a lot more comfort. How did they release it? She released it. Oh. She released it. Release the dogs. Do you think?

Do you think? It's so bad for you. Do you think? It's so bad. It was a boyfriend thing? Or do you think it's because she has 24 million followers and she's so recognisable she was concerned that people would recognise her and then associate her airport farts with her.

She was like, I'm too famous to fart in public. Do you ever think about that for really famous people? Do you think Tom Cruise can walk down the main street and let one rip? Don't think he can. Nah, probably not. I mean, I wouldn't mind if I was Tom Hanks, but then I mean, I'm not Tom Hanks.

You know what I think it is? Like I remember being on a flight once and sometimes in life you're just gassy. You're what I think it is? Like, I remember being on a flight once and sometimes in life you're just gassy. You're just gassier than normal. And on a flight, you sit very close to people. Very close. Like, you never think about in any other

like day-to-day worldly thing, you don't sit that close to someone. Never, especially strangers. I had like really bad, not I just had a lot of gas this one flight that I went on. I think it was like a five-hour flight. And I've never felt more ill at the end of the flight because you can't just secretly, you know, let one rip. No, no.

You just have to hold them in. Yeah. Well, maybe you can if you're in the middle seat because then you could just turn to the person on the other side and go, oh, was that you? The middle seat's the worst. It's all about shifting the blame quickly in that situation. You've got to quickly, as soon as it's on the nose, go, oh, was that you? Was that you?

Oh, that's not on. You should give me the window seat now. Bree and Clint. Had a cheese platter for dinner last night where the cheeses cost around $64. That is mental. I wish there was some of that cheese. I wish the pieces were bigger because I'd love to try. I'd love to try a $50 piece of cheese.

It wasn't by choice. My girlfriend ordered some stuff from the deli and it was too late when the guy was like, that'll be $50 for this piece of camembert and it was average. That's the worst bit, eh? It's not the price, it's that it's how shite it was. I would much rather the Pam's won any day. So you want to ask the question, and I get this,

have you found out the price, had Bill shock, but then gone through and paid it anyway? It's embarrassing and it's happened to me a few times where you just feel like, oh, God, I've got to pay now. And a few people have texted through. Let's kick it off with this one. Someone said, pine nuts.

I paid $30 for not quite quarter of a bag of pine nuts. Why do pine nuts cost so much? They said not realising they were $115 a kilo. Yeah. What is it about pine nuts? They have to pick them out of the pine cones and it takes quite long. They need to invent a machine for that. Hi, Christine.

Hi, Christine. Hi. What didn't you realize the price of but you had to pay it anyway? Hand sanitizer. Back at the beginning of the pandemic when you couldn't get any, I happened to be in the pharmacy, and they had some, and I thought, oh, awesome, I'll just grab a little bottle of it. And I got home and looked at it, and it was $29.50 for about 200 milliliters.

Did it at least smell amazing, or was it just real average? No, they had bought like a big bulk one and they put it in smaller jars and it was just your hand sanitizer and I was like, okay.

You got the dirty done on you. I think we've all been ripped off a bit during the pandemic. Masks really early were frigging expensive. The rat tests

when they first came out, they were a rort as well. But you pay it because you have to pay it. Yeah, absolutely. There's no other option. have to pay it. Yeah, absolutely. There's no other option. Someone ticks through.

This is so good. They said, I bought eight hot cross buns at the Nelson markets. Cost me 40 bucks. I nearly died but was too embarrassed and paid it anyway. And honestly, the Coopland's $4 ones are just as good. Right, once you get them toasted with a bit of butter on them. Oh, mate. Heidi's here. Hi, Heidi.

Hi, Heidi. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What did you not realise the price of, but you paid it anyway? So I was in the middle of lockdown, and we couldn't get into our office to do any printing. So my boss told me I was allowed to go into a store and get it printed. And so I went in and got it printed.

And then I got to the counter after they'd printed it all, and they said, that'll be $350. And I just, like, my heart dropped. What? And I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to have to ring and tell my boss I'm about to put through a $350 expense claim for printing. What, did you print the Bible? Well, no, but we have, like, all these guides

that we need to put into our partners. Oh, my God, $350. Yeah. Were you printing the fireman's calendar in colour? I was, but no. Yeah, right. I just about died, and then I couldn't react badly because the store I was in is one of our partners. Oh, right. I just about died and then I couldn't react badly because the store I was in is one of our partners.

Oh, no. That's so awkward, Heidi. I mean, at least it was your boss's money and not yours, I guess. Someone texted her and they said, while in Spain on a backpacking trip, I ordered a gin and tonic at a restaurant we were eating at. It was a great night out until we got the bill and my G&T cost more than our two meals together.

Get rekt, eh? Those people can just get rekt. Because they know by that stage you're stuck and you're a foreigner and you feel a bit uncomfortable anyway. So not fair. It's gin and tonic. Cherie's here. Hi, Cherie.

Hi, Cherie. Hey. Hey, guys. What did you pay for? We were down in Queenstown on, you know, the family dinner with all the kids and so me and my auntie-in-law were making our way through the cocktail teapot list. Nice. And so we had about three, and they were all $25 each.

So we decided to go for the one right at the bottom. And so we said, yep, we'll have that one. And five minutes later, she comes back, and she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. We've actually run out of this really fancy Prosecco for that one. Yeah. And she goes, were you aware that was $230? Oh, my gosh. We dodged a bullet.

What? We would have been stuck with a $230 teapot. So thank God they'd run out of Prosecco on it. Oh, my God. So you were saved by the fact they didn't have the key ingredient and you didn't have to buy it. Oh, my God. And we were like four cocktail pots deep in so we were just like you can't sneak a 230 teapot on the bottom of a 25 teapot list because you do what cherie did you'll get loaded on the cheap ones then you'll go let's

go the last time that's how they do it mummy's night out could have ended up in a very expensive bill i'll say yeah someone takes her and said, my wife at a work conference thought it would be great to grab a bottle of tequila from the bar and give everyone shots. It turned out to be a $700 bottle. Oh, far out. I'd take an extra shot for myself. Finally, Katie, what was the bill? It was so big, but you just paid it anyway.

Oh, well, we were on a family holiday to Fiji and caught up with some friends at a resort and the husbands went off and played golf and when they got back, my husband said, I forgot my wallet while I was out there so we better cover the dinner because my mate covered a couple of rounds of golf and some beers and stuff. I was like, yeah, yeah, all good.

Went out for dinner and it was like a buffet style. I thought, oh yeah, sweet, I've got this. Snuck away from the table, went up to pay and it was over a thousand style. I thought, oh, yeah, sweet, I've got this. Snuck away from the table, went up to pay, and it was over $1,000. And I got it. I paid for it. I went back to the table,

and I was doing the old secret check, the receipt under the table. Oh, my God. They may have overstarred me, but nah. Kate, did you fill your bag and pockets with dinner rice? A hundred percent. Of course you did. You need to stock up on that buffet. You're like, I'm getting all I can out of this buffet.

I think we're learning to ask for the price up front, everybody. You have to. I would have died. Can you imagine? $1,000 for dinner. Trying to do a nice thing and bloody Gary only paid for two beers on the golf course. We're just talking about when you've paid something because you didn't realise the price of it.

And this text, someone said, I was at a pool party in Vegas. I asked for a drink menu and they said, oh, it's just what you see and you ask for it. So I said, can I have a tequila orange? She said 75 USD dollars, which is about 120 New Zealand. Yeah, yeah. I thought she said 17, which is about 120 New Zealand. I thought she said 17. Which would be fair.

Vegas is a scam. You know that TikTok thing at the moment where they're like, what's a scam? But it's become so normalised. Vegas pool parties. Vegas in general is a scam. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday thing. It's ain't a scam. It's fully legit and we have a giant robot in the studio

who does the math on figuring out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. Let's get Tom on to play birthday banger. Hi, Tom. G'day, Tom. G'day, how's it going? Good, thanks. You're back for round two, are you, Tom?

I am, yep. Tom called up earlier in the show. Tom from What's My Age Again? Yeah, thinking we were playing Birthday Banger but he's back on for Birthday Banger so good to have you back, Tom. What's your birthday? Oh, do you not remember? Wait, let me see if I can remember.

It's 1993, it was July. 10th of July. 10th of July, 93. Is that right, Tom? Nice, nailed it. Crushed it. So you were 16 in 2009. And Tom, finally, the wait is over. Here's your birthday banger. That's what our Tuesday morning needs. Stone cold banger.

Yeah, that's a good one, Tom. Hey, it's a great one, Tom. Cascader. Wait there, Sam's here. Kia ora, Sam. G'day, Sam. Yeah, g'day. How are you, mate? G'day. Yeah, that's a good one, Tom. Hey, it's a great one, Tom. Cascader. Wait there, Sam's here. Kia ora, Sam. G'day, Sam. Yeah, g'day. How are you, mate?

G'day. Yeah, not too bad. That's good to hear, Sam. Well, what's your birthday? 18th of May, 1996. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Hey, I just met you.

This is crazy. 16th birthday, this would have been number one. I know you, Sam. You're a big Carly Rae Jepsen fan. No. Guilty pleasure. Yeah, you and the boys. Windows down, cruising around, listening to Carly Rae. You can't deny that it's a stone cold pop banger.

It is. I don't know if it sums Sam up perfectly, but it's a good song. Amanda's here. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi. Hello, good morning. How's your Tuesday going, Amanda? Yeah, not too bad so far.

Thank you. Oh, good to hear. What's your birthday? 27th of April, 1988. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And on the 27th of April in 2004, this had a number one hit. In my opinion, the greatest artist

of the last 20 years. Well, that is your opinion. Usher and Yeah. Do you love it, Amanda? You love it, right? You love it. I do love thather and Yeah. Do you love it, Amanda? You love it, right? You love it. I do love that song. Yeah.

Great Usher song. Would you pick that one over the rest, Amanda? Of course I would. Because it's your birthday banner. Best of the batch. This might surprise you, Bree, because I stand by what I said,

but I'm voting for Cascada. No, you can't do that. The vibes of that song. You've got, you've got, I can't, I don't wear blinkers. Why am I complaining? That's the song I want. I love Usher. I love that song.

Cascada is the right song for a wet, rainy Tuesday morning. Evacuate the dance floor. We'll get you through on a Tuesday morning. Tom, congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Woohoo! Tom, it was worth the wait, mate. Thanks for coming back.

Awesome. Thank you so much, guys. There's people watching me, I never miss a beat Steal the night, kill the lights, feel it under your skin Now try to keep it tight, cause it's pulling you in Pit up, you can't stop, cause it feels like an overdose This ain't over yet Hear back you with the dance floor I'm infested by the sound Stop this beat, it's killing me

He needs to teach me to stay underground Evacuate the dance floor I'm infested by the sound Stop this beat, it's killing me He needs to teach me to stay underground He needs to teach me to stay underground Cascada on ZM. That's the winner of Birthday Banger, taking down Carly Rae Jepsen and Usher. Peace out.

Peace out. Never thought I'd vote against Usher, but I did. And no regrets, to be honest. It was a great song. All good Birthday Bangers this morning, actually. All good Birthday Bangers today. Would have been happy with any of them. We're going to do it every morning about 8.30

while we cover for Fletchford and Hayley so you can find out your birthday banger on the show tomorrow. See ya. Bree and Clint. See ya, Bree and Clint. That's Olivia. No, it's not. It's Harry Styles.

That's a man. God, Olivia sounds real different in the morning, doesn't she? Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, I'm absolutely fizzing

for this news. What are the rumours about who the next Wolverine is going to be? The rumours are swirling in Hollywood today that the new next Wolverine is going to be

Teron Edgerton. Yes. Now, he is a very, yeah, very talented actor. And the reason we're all talking about this is because he was giving an interview with the New York Times and he was asked about it and he said, I don't think it'd be wrong to say that.

I'd be excited, but I'd also be apprehensive about it. Because, you know, Hugh is a big, big shoes to fill. Another person throwing their name around is actually Daniel Radcliffe. I can confirm that is not going to happen. What? That's just my own personal opinion. The guy is two foot tall. Him and I are the same height.

We look like those little shining girls together when him and I are saying exercise. Really, the truth is there's only one person that could really play Wolverine and fill those shoes. Meryl Streep. Oh, she would do a fantastic job. Dean, stop casting Meryl Streep in every role in Hollywood, okay? Meryl Streep is excluding some good actors from great work

the way that you're operating. Mate, have you seen her work? She can play anyone, anything. If Dean's theory that Daniel Radcliffe is too short to play Wolverine, Taron Egerton is not that tall. Like, he's not a huge man. He's not the tallest, and for people wondering, they're like, who's that? He's

the guy that played Elton John in Rocketman. He was also the Kingsman. Just looking at that guy, I think he is the perfect casting for Wolverine. And obviously, yes, Hugh Jackman, massive shoes to fill, but that guy can do it. He grows a really good chin beard, which I think is a big part of being Wolverine. You've got to grow a beard underneath your chin to be Wolverine big part of being Wolverine. You've got to grow a beard underneath

your chin to be Wolverine. Mutton chops as well. You've got to have the mutton chops. What happened to Hugh Jackman, though, Dean? Why is he not Wolverine anymore? Well, I didn't... That's an excellent question. I have no answer. I didn't realise that he wasn't going to be Wolverine anymore. But I just keep

seeing all these other names. I guess he's over it. Yeah, fair enough. He's done it long enough. Brie, I was in the supermarket yesterday and they were playing the theme song to The Greatest Showman. Oh, such a good theme. And they were playing it so loud

and man, I had a good time shopping. I was going to say, did it inspire you? Yes. Yeah. That song is phenomenal. Automatic, eh? There's the latest

live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dee McCarthy. Brie and Clint. Brie. Zed-In's Brie and Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.