ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th July 2023

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

Naughty number plates. Bree lost her car. Whose picture did you take to the hairdresser? World's Shortest IQ Test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. It's BAC on ZM in the AM. It's Bray and Clint in the morning. ZM. Yeah, boy. Happy hump day, y'all. Happy hump. Happy hump day.

Damp hump this morning. Huh? A damp? Damp hump. Yeah, I mean, not a bad thing. I wouldn't call it moist unless it was warm. Yeah, true. It's damp. Is that the difference between damp and moist?

Because they've both existed for a long time, but people have only got on the moist bandwagon in the recent times. There's nothing worse than damp. Damp. I think I'd rather be moist than damp. I'd rather be moist than damp. You know? Yeah.

Like damp just seems like not as fresh. Yeah. Like moist seems like the fresh damp. Oh, not that fresh though. No, but it's moist. It's fresh. You've got to have... Whereas damp is like stale.

What about dank? What's dank? Dank. If something's dank, you know, like a dank smell. But dank is also a positive. Like, damn, Bree, those pants are dank. Yeah, no cap. Yeah, no cap. Those pants be dank. No cap. You're looking

moist, babes. I'll take it. You're looking dank and moist. I'd rather look moist than shriveled. You need warmth to generate mould, don't you? Please, if you're listening to this, this is not what the whole show's going to be like

because I would be tuning out right now thinking this is the biggest load of dribble I've heard on the radio for a long time. It's our opening poll for the day. Trust me, we've got better stuff coming. 9696, would you rather be damp or moist? That's an easy one. It's moist.

Producers, damp or moist? Claude, you're damp or moist this morning? I just hate the M word, so I'm going with damp. You want to be damp? You want to be damp? What about damp laundry? It stinks. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's true. A damp house? People talk about living in a damp rental? Stinks. No, the Green Party aren't campaigning to get Kiwis out of moist rentals. I just hate the word moist. When you think moist, you don't think, oh, it stinks. When you think damp, it stinks.

Fair enough. Your body, your choice. Ella, you damp or moist this morning't think, oh, it stinks. When you think damp, it stinks. Fair enough. Your body, your choice. Ella, you damble moist this morning. Yeah, I'll go moist. You're moist? Yeah. Jump on this moist train. Get on the moist wagon, everyone.

All right. That's enough of that. Moistest show on morning radio. Let's get cracking, shall we? Next on the show, Brie's going to talk about some naughty number plates. Naughty, naughty. So I found this article. It's from the UK and they're talking about every year

how they ban certain number plates from going out into circulation. Killjoy. So I thought we could go through some of them and see if we can figure them out because some of them are quite hard to decipher. Oh, okay, yeah. You know, like people try and get away with rude words. Yeah.

So we'll see if we can figure it out next. I reckon there's no good number plates left, so I'm keen to hear these. Mate, I got a great number plate. Secondhand. Yeah, that's true. It was secondhand, but worth every penny. You should have seen I was at the supermarket the other day, and I'm not joking, I walked away from my car,

and then this group of people, I think they were all together, all I could hear as I was walking away was, look at that sick number plate, Leshko! And then they're all taking photos for like five minutes. Bree's number plate is Leshko, by the way. No regrets. No regrets. No regrets. No ragrets. Wonder if Moist is available.

It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Yes, hello. Good morning, everyone. If you're just joining us, this is Tradie versus Lady. An opportunity for one person to pick up $50 cash and take home the win for their team.

The Lady's on 59 for the year. The Tradie's on 54. A little behind the scenes for you. I'm personally quite excited because I finally have glasses and I can see the screen with the people's names on it. Amazing. This is a game changer for me. So watch me screw up. None of these details.

Our Lady is calling us from Tauranga. She's 21 and she has double jointed thumbs. Welcome to the show, Lucy. G'day, Lucy. Does that mean you could potentially get out of handcuffs? Pretty much. Saucy. Saucy. Your tango now, Trady. Today, they are calling us from Tauranga as well. They're 23 and they're a heavy diesel mechanic. Welcome to the show, Sam. G'day, Sam. I think we need the tip from you.

What kind of washing powder do you use as a diesel mechanic? Oh, that's a very good question. A liquid-based surf. Liquid-based surf. There's the tip. Hot or cold wash? Oh surf. Liquid-based surf. There's the tip. Hot or cold wash? Oh, it depends on how you're feeling on the day, I suppose. Oh, yeah.

No, talk dirty to me, Sam. Okay, loose. Your buzzer is lady. Sam, yours is tradie. First three correct answers gets that 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

What global sports tournament kicks off in New Zealand and Australia in less than a month? Yes, Sam. Oh, in Australia. Oh, shit. I was going to say FIFA. That's wrong. It kicks off in New Zealand and Australia. And Australia.

Oh, Women's FIFA World Cup. That is the one, Sam. It's a joint World Cup. One of the first ones ever, I believe. For football? For football. Yeah. Yeah, it's massive. Nice work. One of the first ones ever, I believe. For football? For football, yeah. Yeah, it's massive. Nice work.

One point to the tradies. Question number two. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Sam. Decent, baby. That is decent, baby. 50 Cent, nice work. That's two on the board for the tradies.

You need this one here, Lucy, to stop him. Question number three, get hot on that buzzer. Who plays Erin Brockovich in the 2000s movie with the same name? Which actor? I have no idea. She's got the same last name as me. The answer we're looking for was Julia Roberts. An amazing film.

I don't think either of them were born. No. But it still exists. Yes, it still exists. They can still watch it. No points there for anyone. Question number four. Which reality TV star makes the underwear brand Skims?

Lady? Yes, Lucy. Kim Kardashian? What reality TV star makes the underwear brand Skims? Ladies? Yes, Lucy. Kim Kardashian? It is Kim Kardashian. You're on the board. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five.

Which grain is used to make flour? Ladies? Yes, Lucy. Wheat. Nice. We're all tied up. This is a great game. Sam, you had this in the bag, mate. It's about to slip away. Here, Lucy. Wait. Nice. We're all tied up. This is a great game. Sam, you had this in the bag, mate.

It's about to slip away. Here we go, Christian. Number six. This is for the win. In a game of chess, how many pawns does each player have? Is it six? Ladies. Oh, yes, Sam.

I'm going to go with 10. 10 is wrong. 10. I'll finish the question and Lucy, you get to have a guess. The options were 6, 7 or 8. Hit that. No. We were looking for 8.

8. We go to the next question. This is the tie-break still. How many standard bottles of champagne fit into a magnum-sized bottle? Lady? Yes, Lucy? Three? Four's a good guess, Sam.

Four? We were looking for two. We'll go to our next question. Question number eight. Katniss Everdeen is a character in which movie's... Lady. Yes, Lucy, for the win. Hunger Games.

Hunger Games is correct. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. What a game and what a comeback, Lucy. You've picked up the $50. Congratulations. You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion this morning. Thank you.

Nice work. Let's talk naughty number plates. Have you seen any naughty ones kicking around New Zealand lately? Nah, I feel like they're pretty toit on what they let you get through in the number plate department. Oh, that's a good naughty number plate. Toit. Toit.

T-O-I. Toit end. G-H-T. Toit end. Toit end. No, you wouldn't get it on. You wouldn't? You wouldn't get toit end on.

You only got six numerals. No, but you know how they take letters out. Yeah. And if you really look at it, so it'd be T-G-T. Oh, you go T-O-I-T-N-D N-D, twit end. That wouldn't be bad. There's an article out from the Driver and

Vehicle Licensing Agency or the DVLA as they like to call themselves where they've unveiled the list of banned number plates that have been deemed too rude or controversial for road users. Okay.

And I thought we could go through some of them. There's 73 plates that have been banned in the last six months. Cool, let's do them all. No, we don't have time for them all. I'll just pick out a few. Let's start with a real easy one. What do you think this number plate is? A-S-7-3-H-O-L.

A-S-7-3-H-O-L. I got S and hole, but what's the seven and the three? No, but I think that's the point of them trying to get away with it. Ah. So you got it. S73 hole. So it's asshole. Oh, right.

Okay. Yeah. Don't think too much into it. I said it was an easy one. You all right? It is 611. What about this one? This one has also been banned.

EA73. EA73. EA73. DCK. That's a no from the driver and vehicle licensing. It's what? There's a big no on that one. What about this one? EA73POO.

Who is wanting that? this one. EA73POO. Who is wanting that? Who wants that? Obviously someone wanted it because they had to say no. Eats poo. That's what they wanted. You get an extra numeral in the UK, it seems. You get seven. Yeah. So there's a lot more room for... God, that would reinvigorate the personalised plate

market, wouldn't it? Why don't they bring that in? If they added an extra number, that's a whole new... We go again. T-I-T-T-I-E. Yeah. Oh, it'd be a perfect amount. T-I-D-D-I-E-S.

Yeah, that'd be great. Well, that's the next one. T-T-7-3-T-T-S. That's a no. They said, nah, we see what you're doing here. That will a no. They said, nah, we see what you're doing here. That will not pass. That will not go on your Nissan Skyline from 2012. You're not having that.

Imagine you leave your lights on at Peckinsafe and it comes over the intercom. Ah, can the driver of the Nissan Silvia number plate, titties? That is a titties number plate. Can the owner of titties please report to the front desk. You've left your lights on. You've left your headlights on. It's cold outside. Let's go into

the two that were the biggest no from the driving and licences department. This one they said definitely not. P-E-7-3-R-V-T. P-E-7-3-R-V-T. Pervert. Who is wanting that? Who wants pervert as their number plate?

Can you imagine? What are you putting that on? What car would that be going on? Isn't the objective of a pervert to stay undercover as well? Yeah, not to have a personalised plate. Like, hey, I'm a pervert. It's on a white van. You mean to be sneaking around?

What about F-A-7-3? F-A-7-3. N-O-B. F-A-7-3. N73. NOB. FA73. NOB. I think we'll finish it there. If you know, you know. Face knob.

FA73. NOB. I haven't got it. It doesn't matter. Someone just texted and said, my mate has any one for RBJ. No, they do not. No, they don't because that's seven numbers.

Okay, you're just winding us up. That's good. My dad got me a birthday present years ago and it's D-A-H-O-T-1. D-A-H-O. Oh, da hottie? Da hot one. Oh, da hot one.

That's quite cool. From your dad. I don't know about getting it from your dad. Do you reckon they've got an ugly sibling? A dad's like, you're the hot one. Oh, my God. This one's my favourite. We have a 64 Chevy C10 Ute with a long deck.

You know those ones with the long tray? Our plate is B-I-G-D-E-K. Yes, Leanne. That's from Leanne. Hold on to that plate. I reckon you'll be able to get it again. That's epic. I would swap my Lesh Gold number plate for the big deck.

Would you? Yeah. Leanne, if youhko number plate for the big dick. Would you? Yeah, Leanne, if you're interested. Let's do a deal. Should we do a swap? Leshko for big dick. Leshko big dick. Yui Booms on the beach.

Yes or no, it's a snap hold of it running this morning. And it's quite mixed. The results, there is a new law coming in in Portugal where if you use your UiBoom on the beach, you will face a fine. They don't want them. They don't want them. Why? What's the reasoning? Is there heaps of UiBooms on the beach in Portugal or something?

I think just the noise pollution. And often if you're the sort of person who's running a UiBoom on the beach, you're quite rowdy. You're quite out there. What? Quite crazy. I don't know. Like a party animal. Maybe.

If you're going to the beach to relax and someone beside you is like, I don't know, playing Fred again or something, you'd be a bit like, come on, man. How weird is the term noise pollution? Yeah. It's such a weird term to me. Yeah. Light pollution. Light pollution. Air pollution. Yeah. It's such a weird term to me. Yeah. Light pollution. Light pollution.

Air pollution. No, that's just the normal one. That is the normal one, yeah. That's real pollution. In Portugal, now, the law that's been passed, if you get caught using portable speakers on beaches at volumes which can bother other sunbathers, which is very ambiguous, but that's the law.

It's an instant 200 euro fine, which is $355. That's massive. If you get caught again, the fine is 4,000 euros, which is $7,000. Whoa. Second time Uwe Boom offenders, $7,000. I heard if you get caught a third time and you're playing Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke, it's you go straight to jail.

You do not pass go. You do not collect $200. Hey, hey, hey. That's it. And I reckon they should. They're hauling the person off and they're like, oh, man, I hate these Blurred Lines. Damn it.

What is the volume? What's the volume I'm meant to have it at? I reckon they should base it off the music they're playing. You reckon? Yeah, like if they're playing real average music, then they get a bigger fine. But if they're playing like... Oh, if they're like playing Catchafire and smoking some doobies,

you're like, well, this is the place to do that. Yeah, if they're playing absolute jams and bangers then they should be given money if they're entertaining the people if they're taking requests yeah uh if a group is caught blasting loud music on the beach in portugal the fine can jump for that group up to 36 000000 euros. Oh, this is outrageous. $64,000. They really, someone in the government there really hates the UE Boom. Yeah. I love the UE Boom sound. It's iconic, eh?

It is so iconic. They own the portable speaker market, don't they? They do. Like, you know how- Name another portable speaker. The JBLs are pretty good. Like, you know how- Name another portable speaker. The JBLs are pretty good. Oh, the JBLs are great, yeah. But, you know, it's one of those things where you don't say,

hey, can you grab the portable Bluetooth speaker? No. You go, can you grab the UE Boom? Have we charged the UE Boom? What are other things? That's a great topic for tomorrow. Let's think about this for tomorrow. What are other things?

What are brands that transcended the... iPad. The iPad. All tablets are iPads. True. It's an iPad. It's an iPad. Actually, this is a Lenovo Chrome tile.

No, it's not. It's an iPad. It's an iPad. The Dustbuster. Oh, that's an old reference. Yeah, okay. Dustbusters are awesome. I think we bring them back.

No, trust me, you don't want to. Why not? Because you've got a Dyson now. No, I've got a robot vacuum cleaner. Oh, you can't pick that up and suck some rice bubbles off the bench, can you? Imagine if I'm picking up. You're in the kitchen. I wonder if the, oh, that'd be so gross,

putting the robot vacuum cleaner on the bench. Dust busters are shit. If you use one in 2023, you realise they were not good. Why not? They don't have enough suck in them. No, but these days they would up to the suck. Oh, if you can get a Dyson level dust buster. Yeah, that's what I mean.

Dyson should bring out a dust buster. Yeah. Oh, that'd be great. There you go. Also in Dubrovnik, there's a $265 fine if you get caught wheeling your suitcase along the cobbled streets.

Because it damages the street. No, for the noise. Oh, for the noise. It's another noise pollution thing. Someone just takes through another one of those things. Glad Wrap. Yeah, Glad Wrap. It's not cling film. No. It's Glad Wrap. It's not cellophane wrap. No. It's Glad Wrap. It's not cellophane wrap. No.

It's Glad Wrap, which is the brand. Brian Clint. Who's on the UE Boom? Can you just connect so I can connect? You're back after this. Brian Clint. There's a story about this Airbnb in the news today where, you know, when you stay somewhere and someone's Airbnb their house,

but you can tell that they... Haven't picked up any of their own personal stuff? Nah, more like they just really don't want other people in their house. So you're renting out your house, but you really don't want people... They clearly want the money, but they don't want to be accommodation, really. I stayed at a place where like four different rooms were locked and only one bedroom was unlocked.

Yeah. You know? And I'm kind of like... That's not an Airbnb. And they Airbnb'd it that way. They did say it was like a one-bedroom. I thought it was a one-bedroom apartment, though. And when I got there...

It was a normal house, but they only unlocked one room for you. Exactly. That is so weird. And as a guest, it makes me want to get into those other rooms so bad. It made me want to know what was in there so bad. Oh my God, I want to know what's in there. Like probably nothing. Probably just a normal bedroom, but...

How deep do you look when you stay in an Airbnb? Oh. I'll have a look in the bathroom drawer. Oh, do you? Yeah. Yeah, I probably would too. Just to get to know the people whose bed you're sleeping in? Just to check if there's

anything good in there. This is a TikTok of somebody who went and stayed in this Airbnb and in every single room on multiple surfaces was an A4 sized laminated sign with instructions. Oh no. And like

thinly veiled threats. In the living room, there's like a big china cabinet thing and there's a sign on it that says antique and fragile. Do not pull on knobs or open. In the bedroom, there's

a sign above the bed. It just makes me want to pull on the knobs even more. Exactly right. In the bedroom there's a sign above the bed that says, absolutely no jumping on the bed. Any breakage of beds will be immediately passed on to renters. Who's going to an Airbnb and jumping on the bed? Who's jumping on a bed? I was going to say, when was the last time you jumped on a bed?

Childhood. I can't remember. I'm going to go home and do it. Bit of fun. On your own bed? Yeah. I'm going to go home and do it. Bit of fun. On your own bed? Yeah. I'd hit the roof. That's my issue.

Yeah, I'd probably hit the roof too. In the dining room, on the table, in the middle of the table, an A4 laminated piece of paper that says, this was our grandmother's table. Be kind to it and use a placemat. If it's your grandmother's table, then don't put it in your Airbnb. Also, it's an Airbnb. I'm 100% playing beer pong on grandma's table.

Absolutely. That's why I'm staying at this Airbnb. I'm sure there's a laminated sign that says, absolutely under no circumstances, no parties allowed. There's a room divider that says, decorative piece only. Well, no shit.

Like I'm going to take it outside and windsurf with it or something. I am 10,000 years old and will break if you look at me the wrong way. I think they're using hyperbole. They're exaggerating. In the kitchen,

on the shelf where all the pots are, they've printed out that labelling tape. Right. And they've run it along the bottom of the shelves and it says these shelves are for owner use only. I'm not allowed to use the pots in the Airbnb.

Or the cups. You drink out of your hands. Exactly. There's signs on the bench about how to clean the marble on the countertop. These people should not be. They should not be Airbnb. They should not be listing their place on Airbnb. They shouldn't be hosts.

No. They are clearly hugely uncomfortable about other people being in their house, which is 99.9% of being an Airbnb host. It's the whole thing. If you're renting an Airbnb, can I ask, if you're renting one, do you want to have like contact, like face-to-face contact with the owners or would you rather not see them at all the whole time? If I'm going to stay in one?

Yes. I don't want to meet you ever. Neither. I want there to be a lockbox and you text me the code and we never see each other. I want to pretend like you don't exist and I've stumbled across this place that I'm staying in. Yeah. How uncomfortable to

meet them and they're like, oh that's the bed. We've just changed the sheets. Because some people are lovely and it's not that people aren't nice. Yeah. But you just, it kind of takes you out of your holiday mode a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because some people are lovely. When you rent an Airbnb, you want to pretend that you are wealthy

and it is your batch. That's what I mean. That's the vibe you're going for. I don't want you coming down, knocking on the door, and I'm afraid that I'm going to be naked or something, you know? Oh, my God. What if they stay in the house next door? I've had that before.

Remember that time my parents, they booked a place in Byron Bay? First time ever. My mum and they booked a place in Byron Bay? First time ever. My mum and dad booked a place on Airbnb and my mum calls up. She's so proud and she's like, Brianna, I've booked a place on Airbnb. It looks amazing in Byron Bay because they were going to a wedding. And they turn up and it's one room in a communal backpackers. So they only had the one room in like a communal kitchen. I said to mum, I was like, how was it?

Did you see any of the other people staying there? She goes, yeah, we were the oldest people there by 40 years. I've got the world's shortest IQ test that we can do together this morning. I'm nervous. This is called the cognitiveognitive Reflection Test. It's from MIT, the big... Oh, that place is so smart. Yeah, but it's for everybody.

It was dreamed up by smart people for everybody to do. Yeah, to make them look smarter. So everybody can feel dumb. Yeah, exactly. They tested this when they came up with it in 2005 on 3,500 people, and only 17% of people were able to get all three questions correct. That's not many.

Another 33% of people, which is a third, Brie. Yep. They got all of the questions wrong. Two-thirds would be 66%. Yeah, well done. Percent. Yeah. Ooh, she's learning.

Feel that, guys? This has been a goal of ours this year is for Bree to master the art of thirds. I think I may have finally got it. What's half? 50. Yeah! Well, half is an easy one. So is a third, but here we are.

Okay. So I've got three questions. You, Bree, producer Claudia and producer Ella, you're all going to answer these questions. I want you to write the answer down on paper. Okay. I'm going to give you a small amount of time to answer each question and then we'll go over the answers together at the end.

Okay. Don't yell out your answer. I'm going in way too confident. Are you? I'm never going confident. Okay. One of these questions we've done on the show before. So this is really part of it as a memory test.

Oh, no. Okay. Okay, you guys got this. Ella's out. Okay, we can do this together. Okay. And do this with us. If you have the ability to do this,

you can keep the answer in your head. Yeah. Okay, and then I'll give the answers at the end. This is the world's shortest IQ test. All right, I'm ready. Question number one, just three questions. A bat and ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball.

How much does the ball cost? Wait, say that again. A bat and ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? Oh, no, I know this is wrong because it can't be that simple. I'm going, cost 10 cents. Yeah, 10 cents.

Just write it down. Whatever you think the answer is, just write it down. Okay? I'll give you a little bit of time. I need, like, four working days. You need four working days for the first question? Yeah. I can't give you that.

I'm just going to say 10 cents. Has everybody written something down? Got something. Okay, cool. Question number two. If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets? Five machines. If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets,

how long would it take 100 machines to make five widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets? Keep the answer to yourself. Got it. You've got it, Claude? Yep. Oh, I think I might. Oh, no. 100 machines.

Last one. If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets, how long for 100 machines to make 100 widgets? You got it? Sure. Okay, as long as you got something. Here's the third and final question in the world's shortest IQ test. In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads.

Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake? What? Can you say it one more time? In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake

How long would it take for the patch to cover half the lake? I feel like it's a trick question, it's too easy None of these are trick questions Okay I'm just going to go with what I got I don't think it's good Got some answers Okay, to the first question.

Please submit your answers for a bat and ball costs $1.10. The bat is $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? Brie? $0.10. Wrong. Claudia? $0.05.

$0.05 is correct. Why? Why? Because it's $1 more, so the ball has to be $0.05, so the bat can be $1.05. Yeah. The $1.10 total. Still don't get it. No can be a dollar and five cents. Yeah. The dollar ten total. Still don't get it.

No, neither. It's five cents. I'm getting angry. Question number two. If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets, how long would it take to make 100 machines to make 100 widgets? Bree, your answer? Five minutes.

Same. I got it. If it's 100 machines. That's correct. Five minutes. Oh, I got one. Me? The machines. That's correct. Five minutes. I got one. The machines work at one widget per minute. Yeah.

Is that right? No, don't go into that detail. And the third question. In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads every day. It doubles in size. 48 days to cover the entire lake. How long to cover half the lake, Bree? I might be completely wrong here,

but it doubles in size each day. Yeah. And if it's 48 days for the whole lot, technically that would mean the day before it would only be half. So the answer is? 47. I thought I was really wrong on that, but I just went with it. Yeah, I got 47 as well.

Ella, what did you get? 24. Yeah. Not the worst answer, though. I got one. I got one. Claudia, you're in the top 20% smartest people in the entire world. Congratulations.

Can you write that down as well so I have it in writing? Yeah, we'll get you a certificate. I'm sure you will remind us. Yeah, I'll bring that up all the time. Bree and Clint. It's BAC on ZM in the AM. It's Bree and Clint in the morning. ZM.

Atamaria, everybody. Bree and Clint. We just did the world's shortest IQ test before. We asked you to text us and tell us how you went. Only 17% of people were able to get all three of those questions right, so don't feel bad. Someone texted in and said, what a beautiful way to start the day.

I got zero right. Love going into the day. Dumber than I thought I was. Yeah, but you're probably driving and you couldn't write it down, so you couldn't see it, so don't even worry about it. Also, people trying to circumnavigate the bet and ball $1.10 question, they're like, could it be this? No, it literally can only be the answer that we said. Yeah, that one's really messed up my brain,

and getting up at 4am, it's not good because I still kind of don't get it. 33% of people got all three questions wrong, so don't feel too bad. Although you should aim to be in the top two thirds of intelligence. I feel like that's a not a lofty goal. Is that one

question right out of the three? Yeah. Yes it is. If you got one right. If you got one right, you're out of the bottom third Yeah. Yeah. Yes, it is. Yeah. If you got one right. If you got one right, you're out of the bottom third. That's correct. Can we talk about something else? Yeah, we can.

Yesterday, I had a bit of a mare. No, not a bit of a mare. A full-blown nightmare. Okay. At the shopping centre. Right. I thought yesterday... Is that where the word mare comes from? Nightmare. Nightmare. Oh, you're having a mare. Oh, my God. No, I thought yesterday... Is that where the word mare comes from? Nightmare. Nightmare.

Oh, you're having a mare. Oh my god, no, I just realised that. How did you just realise that? I won't be the only one. I won't be the only one. Claudia, did you just learn that the word mare comes from nightmare? No, absolutely not. Oh, okay. Ella, that was news to you, wasn't it? Look, I haven't

thought about it, but it makes sense. Yeah. Me and Ella. Who am I working with, honestly? Mate, you just did the IQ test, okay? You do not have a high horse to sit on. Yeah, and with the story I'm about to tell you, I really need to shut my trap. Yesterday, I thought I'd treat myself, because we're doing breakfast hours.

We're getting up early, around 4 a.m. We're doing the breakfast show. And for ages, I've needed some new makeup and yesterday afternoon i thought instead of like i was resisting the urge to sleep and i thought i'm gonna go out to a shopping center push through normally i don't have time to go to the real big one that's out on the out bit out from me in auckland sylvia park yeah yeah i thought i'm gonna go out to sylvia park i feel like if you're going to go to Sylvia Park, the time to go is like midday on a Tuesday.

Yeah, right. This was just after three o'clock. Okay. So there was quite a lot of people there. Oh, and school holidays too. Yeah, a lot of people there. And by the time I got there, I was kind of like in a bit of a daze and I parked my car and I went in and got some new makeup

and it was great. It was when I came back to find my car that I had a mare. Right. Because I realised, because normally I'm the type of person I'll either take a photo if it's a real big car park or I'll take a photo of the door that I came in because I just don't remember where I parked my car usually. Yeah. So I need to have cues. You need something, yeah. I'm the same, especially in parking buildings. Because they're so big and they're

so confusing. And they all look the same. They do all look the same. Also the car you parked next to is quite often not there when you go back. You can't be like, okay, I'm parked next to the Ford Ranger. That doesn't help me at all. No. That doesn't help me one bit. And it was when I realised that I had not taken a photo or like remembered any landmarks that I started to panic. I had nothing really, just kind of the vicinity of where I maybe walked into the shopping centre.

So I've kind of walked into one car park, was having a look around, car not there. Oh, my God. I was like, oh, no. So I've kind of walked into one car park, was having a look around, car not there. Oh, my God. I was like, oh, no. So I went up a level. I was like, must be up a level, must be somewhere in this vicinity, went up a level, had a look around, was walking around the whole car park like a loser, couldn't find it.

That is so stressful, especially when you're tired. I started to panic because I was so tired. And I was like, I'm going to be here forever. I'm going to have to live here. I'm going to be known as the car park girl. The Herald's going to write an article about it. Sylvia Park is so big too, by the way. It's like the car park is like a theme park car park.

Like it's huge. It's massive. Yeah. There's outside, there's inside. I knew that I was inside. There's on the roof. Yeah. There's out the back by the train tracks. There's outside, there's inside. I knew that I was inside. There's on the roof. Yeah. There's out the back by the train tracks.

There's so many options. Oh, mate, you're triggering me again. It was at, I think it was about 20 minutes to half an hour where I still hadn't found my car, that this lovely woman named Jeanette came up to me because she could obviously see that I was in a panic and she said, have you lost your car? She was so nice and I said, oh, can you tell?

And she goes, don't worry, it's happened to me before. We're in it together. I'm going to stay with you until you find your car. What a sweetheart. She was so sweet and I nearly started to like well up. She goes, no, no crying. Did you get in her car? No, so she said. She was on foot. She was on foot and she goes, nope, no crying. She gave me a hug. Did you get in her car? No.

So she said. She was on foot. She was on foot and she goes, right, let's have a look and retrace your steps. Oh my God. I just realised that to find the car, you would have had to tell her what your number plate was. Yes, I did. Wasn't the only person that I had to tell.

I'll be Lynette. I'll be Lynette. Okay. Babes, I'll help you find the car. What sort of car is it? It's a Mitsubishi ASX. It's grey. Easy.

We'll find that. What's the red Joe? L-E-S-H-G-O. Lesh go? Oh, well, no worries, babe. Lesh go. All right, Lesh go. Lesh go find this car.

Lesh go find it. She was so nice and she kept giving me hugs. And anyway, I'm not joking, an hour. An hour? An hour's passed. Jeanette and I are on this mission. She goes, I'm not leaving you. I'm not leaving you here on your own.

I felt like, I was like, are you my guardian angel? She goes, right. After an hour, she said, we need to go talk to someone. We need to go get some help. So we went back into the shopping centre. We went to, what is it, the place? The information kiosk. The information kiosk.

And we went up to them and I said, look, this is a bit embarrassing, but I've lost my car. We've been looking for an hour. Can you help us in any way? Anyway, eventually security came down, had to tell them what my number plate was. They ended up being able to look on, I can't even, I don't even know, it was on security cameras

or they ended up being able to trace my steps back. And Jeanette led the charge with the security guard. There was three of us and finally we found my damn car. Thank God. Thank God. Was it where you left it? I don't know because I couldn't remember. Anyway, and then Jeanette and I went, I bought her a coffee and some afternoon tea.

And I made a friend. So you know what? Glass half full. That's the sweetest part. Someone's texted and they said that if you hold down the lock button on your car key, the horn will sound. Really? God, that would have been good information to have yesterday, wouldn't it?

Yeah, it doesn't do anything for me today. Brian Clint. I'm getting bullied on the internet, by the way. Why? People are saying that I look like Jeffrey Dahmer with my new glasses on. No, you don't. I've had them for 12 hours and I'm already,

this is why I didn't wear glasses. This is why I never wore my glasses at high school. They are a Jeffrey Dahmer-ish frame. Doesn't mean you look like him. Bree said I look like the guy from The Lovely Bones. That was an off-air comment.

Yeah, well. Stanley Tucci. I said you look like a young Stanley Tucci. You bully me off-air, I air my grief on-air comment. Yeah, well... Stanley Tucci. I said you look like a young Stanley Tucci. You bully me off-air, I air my grief on-air, okay? That's how this relationship works. Right. Yeah.

You bully me on and off-air, so we're even. All right, back to Specsavers then. Let's move right along. It's birthday-banger time. This is where you can call us and tell us your birthday. And we tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16. We'll go to Lauren first. Morning, Lauren.

G'day, Loz. Morning. How's your morning going, Lauren? Oh, not too bad, and you? I'm enjoying having you on in the morning. Oh, thanks, Lauren. We're enjoying having you on in the morning. Yes, that's made our morning, Lauren.

We appreciate you. Tell us your birthday and we'll give you your birthday banger. 12th of August, 1994. All right, Lauren, that means you were 16 in 2010. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Lauren knows it's good. We know it's good. Tayo Cruz, Dynamite. Bre and I are huge Tayo Cruz fans. Massive. So you've got a strong chance of taking this out, Loz. That's good. Who was that?

That was my daughter. Love it. She even loves it. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Justine. Kia ora, Justine. G'day, Justine. Good morning, gorgeous people. How are we? Morning, gorgeous self. We're going to do a birthday banger for Justine. Kia ora, Justine. G'day, Justine. Good morning, gorgeous people. How are we?

Morning, gorgeous self. How are you? I'm amazing. Thank you. Oh, good to hear, Justine. Well, we're keen to do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? It's the 9th of February, 1976. All right, that means you were 16 in 1992. And Justine, here it is, your birthday banger. I feel like it suits you, Justine. Oh, that's awesome. I'm too sexy for my body.

You and your gorgeous self, Justine. Flashback. Then flashback. Flashback, that's the one. I just picture like hands up above your head and just a bit of thrusting motion. Oh my gosh. Awesome.

Wait there Justine, we're going to do one for Annette. Kia ora Annette. Hi Annette. Morning. How's your morning going Annette? Good so far, thank you. Good to hear. Are you on your way to work? Where are you? I am, I am. I'm in rural South Auckland on the way to work. Oh are you? I am. I am. Okay. South and rural. Rural South Auckland on the way to work. Oh, lovely. Well, let's get you there. What's your birthday?

20th of March, 1987. All right. That means you were 16 in 2003. And on the 20th of March, 2003, this was at the top. Oh, banger, Annette. Nice. That's your anthem for today, Annette. Awesome. This screams 2003.

Doesn't it? God, such a massive hit from 50 Cent. Yeah. Set up his whole career. Okay, wait there, Annette. 50 Cent, right said Fred or Tayo Cruz. God, I love everyone's songs and I love everyone. Me too, but I've got to go with my gut and vote Tayo Cruz. I love everyone's songs and I love everyone.

Me too, but I've got to go with my gut and vote Tyo Cruz Dynamite this morning. Got to go with Loz as well. Dynamite. Lauren, you've won Birthday Banger. Woohoo! Yay! So, thank you for calling and gracing us with a bit of Tyo Cruz this morning. You're welcome.

Brian Clayton, your Birthday B bangers from 2010 on ZM. I need to dance, dance, dance, dance. I hit the floor, cause that's my planes, planes, planes, planes. I'm Bree and Clint. Lighting up like it's dynamite. ZM, Bree and Clint, filling in for Fletchford and Hayley. That's the winner of birthday banger today, Tayo Cruz. For Lauren, that song's from 2010. Birthday Banger today, Tayo Cruz. For Lauren, that song's from 2010.

Yeah, absolute tune from Tayo Cruz. Do you remember Take a Dirty Picture from Tayo Cruz? Take a dirty picture. And then Kesha was come on. She's like, every time I'm with ya. The 2010s were a lot of fun. I just want to get with ya. Is that when Like a G6 happened as well?

Oh, God, I love that song. The Cataracts? The Cataracts. What was The Cataracts? The Cataracts? Wasn't that Like a G6 or no? Far East Movement. Far East Movement.

Why am I thinking it was The Cataracts? I don't know. What a shit name for an act for a band, though. The Cataracts. The Cataracts. The stigmatisms. We're so cool, we're blind. We can't see anything.

We went down a wormhole yesterday of talking about haircuts and I floated the question to you personally. It takes a bit of honesty to be able to do this. Who over the years have you taken a picture of to the hairdresser and gone, I want that? Can you make me look like this, please? Yeah. And they're like, bone structure wise, no. Haircut,

maybe. Yeah, look, I'm not going to lie, quite a triggering question for me. There's been a few. Me too. Over the years. You've talked about, I think, on this show before that Zac Efron was a big influence on one of your haircuts for a while.

Not overtly. Well, absolutely overtly. You couldn't not think that. But I never took a picture of Zac Efron. Yeah, right. I think I just... You know those filters that slowly morph you into a horse? I think over time my hair just slowly morphed into Zac Efron.

Are you sure you didn't take a photo? You didn't print it out at work? No, I didn't. I thought, I'm going to look so scucks. But I've taken equally as embarrassing pictures into the hairdresser. I'm not going to pretend that I'm above that. I'm definitely not above it. I've taken in Jennifer Lawrence.

I've taken in... Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah, took in Jennifer Lawrence. What era Jennifer Lawrence? Probably her Katniss. Really? Probably her Katniss era. Okay. Might have been the French. Oh, that was the side slicked back, wasn't it? Yeah, Katniss. Really? Probably her Katniss era. Okay. Might have been the French. Oh, that was the side slicked back, wasn't it? Yeah, could have been. Yeah. One side slicked back, one side flopped

over. Might have been. Yeah. And then I fell into the Rachel Jennifer Aniston trap many a time. I can't picture you with the Rachel. No, that's a good... I don't think it's for you. No, it wasn't for me. No.

But none take the cake more than when I thought to myself, I saw a picture of Hilary Duff and she had the Hilary Duff bob. And I thought, God, that looks amazing. She looks so sophisticated. She looks great. I'm going to take this picture in and I'm going to ask for the Hilary Duff bob. And how did that go for you? I ended up with the Hilary Duff blob.

I am such. The thing about Hilary Duff is that she's petite. She's small. She's got a nice, beautiful, small face. And she's blonde. And she's blonde. Me, I'm a big unit. I've got a big head. You're not a big unit. I've got a big head.

You're not a big unit. I've got a big head, though. You do have a big head. I do have a big head. And then when you put a small Bob haircut on this big head. She's in the Ashley Tisdale bracket of small Disney star. Yeah. And she looks amazing with the Bob.

And God, I envy people who can pull off a Bob. I've never heard of anybody aspiring for the Hilary Duff. Yeah, I wanted the Duff. You want to be up the Duff? I said I wanted to be in and around the Duff. Duff me up. Yeah. I said, can I have the Duff?

You wanted to be the Duff? Yep. You wanted to be the Duff in your friend group. I wanted to be the Duff. And ironically, you probably ended up looking like the Duff. I didn't look good. But the D-U-F-F. I cried as soon as I got into the car.

This will be so relatable to a lot of women and some men as well. After you think it's going to be great and you've been looking forward to it and you go to your car after paying probably 700 bucks and you cry because you hate it. 700 bucks for a ladies' hair cut? Oh, mate, the amount of times times because I would have got it coloured and then they end up making you buy special shampoos

In 2010 I went to Rodney Wayne's Sylvia Park with a picture of Dane Rumble and said just do that I'm sure you wouldn't have been the only one The guy in the salon said to me when he had the picture that's Dane Rumble. You want to

look like Dane Rumble? And I went oh, is it? I don't know. Oh, it's just some guy. It's just a picture that I found on the internet. That I ripped out of a magazine that I bought especially to get this picture of Dane Rumble. And did I look like Dane Rumble? Absolutely not. But did I follow through and buy the sunglasses

and the Federation sleeveless denim vest to go with it? Absolutely. Complete the look. Complete the look. Over the years I've been to the hairdresser with a picture of Ryan Reynolds. Oh yeah, I'm sure heaps of people have done that. He's got a great haircut.

More recently I've been to the hairdresser with a picture of Jeremy Wells. And now you work with him. Awkward. Awkward. So we want to know this morning on 0800 dial ZM, who have you taken a picture to the hairdresser of? Who was it? Yeah.

Be honest with us. Just fess up to it. And did you end up with a disaster duff? Did you get anything close? Did you have a disaster duff like me? Did you think something looked amazing on the celebrity and then you got it and thought, oh, no. Oh, $800 a day.

You can text yours into 9696 as well. We want to know this morning, who did you take a picture of to the hairdresser and say, I want that. I want to look like that person. Bree and Clint. This is a safe space where we have asked you this afternoon to call us and tell us who you took a picture of to the hairdresser.

Yeah, look, we've all done it. You see a photo and you're like, oh, I would love to have that hair. That's what I want. But I think you kind of overlook the fact that that person suits that hair and maybe it won't suit you because I fell into that trap. Which Carter was in the Backstreet Boys, Aaron or Nick? Nick. I'd took a Nick Carter in.

I think a lot of people would have. I wanted Dem Curtains. Oh, yeah, he had the curtains, didn't he? Yeah, I wanted the curtains with the undercut. Yeah, who had the spikes? Yeah, one of them. Was that also? Oh, that was Aaron.

Oh, yeah. I think, yeah. Breeze confessed she wanted to Hillary Duff herself. He was a part of me with the Duff. Oh, is that your version of the Duff? That's after it grew out a bit, so you can imagine. Yeah, if that was an inch shorter, that would be a shocker. Not great.

Like a helmet. It literally looked like I was wearing a hair helmet. Yeah, and I took a picture of Dane Rumble in 2010. Both great haircuts, not well executed on either of us. You know what's really bad is that as I'm sitting here and I've just Googled pictures of the Duff Bob, the Hilary Duff Bob, and I thought... You want it again, don't you?

Yeah. Why? Why does my brain do it? It was so traumatic. We'll pay for it. If you want to get it, we'll pay for it. Should I get the... Do you reckon it would suit me now?

Yep, we do. Do you reckon? Oh, no. People are giving me the thumbs down. Claudia? What do you guys think? Would I suit the daft Bob? Yeah, I reckon you could do that.

Yeah. It's got a middle part, though. We're not paying $700, though. We'll get you the Just Cuts version, okay? We'll take you to the sharing shed. No, it's like getting a tattoo on your face. You've got to go to the, you know, the top notch. Tash has caught up.

You are a hairdresser, Tash, so you would have seen this a lot, right? Yes. So, first of all, do you know what Brie looks like? Yes, I do. I feel like she'd suit like a long bob. A long bob? A long bob. Yeah.

Okay, I didn't even know that existed. A boob. Literally. A boob. Tash, what are some of the more common or more tragic pictures you have bought in as a hairdresser? So I've had girls like the Kardashians, especially like the hair colours as well. Aren't they all wigs though, Tash? Do you explain that?

Yes, they are. And then you've got to try and explain to the client that, yeah, it's a wig. It's not actually properly... Are they wigs? Yeah. Do the Kardashians wear wigs? They wear a heap of wigs.

Are they bald? Not all the time. No, wigs over their own hair. Like when they're changing their hair colour all the time, it's a wig. Fascinating. Yeah. Okay. So Kardashians is up there. What's popular right now other than the Kardashians? No, probably

the Kardashians to be honest. Just Kardashians. It's about the blondes and the lengths Yeah, what they do pretty much all the time Tash, do you ever have people coming in still That are asking for the Rachel? No, no, not really The Rachel from Friends? Not a trend anymore?

No, it's died out Yeah, right It's extinct Yeah, I'm a blonde specialist. All I do is blondes and they just want the length. You're a blonde specialist? Yes. You're the person we need for Brie.

You're the person we need. Do you reckon I could pull off a platinum blonde boob? Long bob? Nah, maybe with a root cap, particularly. Maybe start with a wig like the Kardashians. I need Tash because I need... Yeah, you need honesty, eh? I need a hairdresser that's going to be going,

that's not for you. Lizzie's here. Hi, Lizzie. Hi, Lizzie. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, Lizzie, what was the photo you took into the hairdressers?

Well, back in the early 2000s, I was a massive fan of pink and just thought she was the coolest thing on the planet with her rocking short, bright hair. But unfortunately, when you've got a bit of a rounder face, short hair with a little bit of a mohawk and multicoloured doesn't necessarily go down well. The thing about pink is she has pink energy as well.

She lives a pink life. It's a wild haircut to get if you just have an office job. You work in finance. Absolutely. I had multiple hairstyles like this over a period of about four years. And still today now, I'm almost 40, and it's still the laughing stock of the office when I show these pictures. Good on you for giving it a go, Lizzie.

Life is short. Why not do it? You've got to love it. What else can you do? Exactly. And now you know that it's maybe not for you. This would have been iconic over the years. Someone said, I took Sabrina the Teenage Witch in for my haircut. God, I was obsessed with that show. How about this text? The missus and I

love to watch the NRL. We watch every game. I started to notice that whenever we watched the Panthers play, my wife would get particularly interested in me, you know? Okay. I figured out that it was because of Nathan Cleary. She's attracted to Nathan Cleary. So I took a picture of Nathan Cleary from the Panthers to the hairdresser.

I didn't get any for a whole month. Oh, he got the wrong one. It was someone else. That's so funny to go and get a haircut of the guy you think your wife is attracted to. That's smart. But he's smart, isn't it? It's time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Yahoo! It's a very simple game where I test the crew here at the Bree and Clint show as to who is the fastest Googler. And if you've text through either Clint's name, Claudia, or Ella, you could be in to win $50 cash.

Let's do this thing. I'm ready for a victory. Here we go. This is how it works. I'm ready for a victory. Here we go. This is how it works. I've put these exact questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common, the first answer that comes up. If you're the first person to yell it out, you get a point. First person with three points wins.

Okay? Here we go. Question number one. Who invented the game of Monopoly? Who invented it? Lizzie, Maggie and Charles Darrow. That is correct. My thumbs aren't working.

Every fibre of my being wanted to say the Monopoly man as a joke, but I was like no, the points are too important. Where's a monocle? Question number two, one point to Clint. How much did the movie The Terminator make at the box office? 78.48 million.

That was close, but I'll give it to you. 78.48 million USD. That's two points to Clint. I'm on fire. I'm literally on fire. My thumbs have stopped working. Girls, are you still in this game? Just testing my mic. Is it working? Hello?

Oh, they can't hear me. That's all it is. Mine was off. Alright, you need this one to stop him to stay in at question number three. How many ancient pyramids are there? 118. Clint takes it out. there? 118. Clint takes it out.

At least 118. That was approximately 80, actually. Clint's humping the air. What the heck? I'm so over this. Which means, Melissa, you backed Clint to win, so you got the $50 cash. Nice work, Mel.

Awesome, thank you. No worries. Good way to start your Wednesday. For those who don't usually... My daughter was screaming for Clint to win. Yeah, thanks, awesome. Thank you. No worries. Good way to start your Wednesday. For those who don't usually. My daughter was screaming for Clint. Yeah, thanks Melissa. Thanks for backing me in. You're the winner.

Nice work, guys. Have a good day. For those who haven't heard Google Down before, we do it in the afternoon. I usually win. Oh, no. Don't even start. Do you want a score update?

I'm on Claude's side. Score update, please, Claudia. So for the year, Ella has had one win. Thank you. Clint has had six. And I've had 15. 15. Wow.

Actually, sorry, correction. Clint has had seven. You have been winning a lot lately. And how many for Ella? One. I'm happy with that. One is better than none. Damn, single digits.

I'm on the board. Yeah. Even Maggie McLean's on the board. My bad. Brianne Clint, back after this. Brian Clint. ZM's Brian Clint. But in the morning.

Morning, everyone. Brian Clint filling in for Fletch Thorne and Hayley. Man, the world's going crazy for that story we talked about earlier this week, the Heinz statement on whether tomato sauce goes in the fridge or the pantry. Yeah, Heinz commented on Twitter about whether tomato sauce goes in fridge or pantry, and they said fridge. They just said it goes in the fridge. Can I just say, why are we taking our advice from Heinz?

We don't eat Heinz. We eat Wattie's tomato sauce, not Heinz ketchup. So I feel like we should be contacting Watties. Could we do that today maybe, Claudia? Could we get a message to the Watties company and ask them where the tomato sauce goes? I feel like Clint is just butthurt because he says tomato sauce goes in the cupboard

and I think the Watties people will probably be fridge as well. Don't you dare speak on behalf of the Watties people. If I know Watties, they are definitely fridge people. You know what? For you, Clint, I'll see what I can do. Thank you very much.

If we can get an official statement from Watties today, that would be helpful. Guys, we've got better things to do. Like what? We've got to run a massive company and get food out to people. Yeah, well, take a minute out of your day to help the people. And if Wattis say tomato sauce goes in the fridge,

then what? Then I'm switching to Delmaine. We'll get that statement to you. We will do that. That's a Bree and Clint promise. Bree and Clint. Is that conspiracy worth talking about, the way we were just talking about? What Claude was talking about? I don't think it's a conspiracy. Claude just, she's trying to contact Waddy's for us to get an official comment on tomato

sauce, because Heinz said their ketchup goes in the fridge. But we're saying, what about Waddy's tomato sauce? Claude, what have you just learned? Yes, I've gone to the Waddy's website and found their email address, and it's a Heinz email address. Yeah, Waddy's is owned by Heinz. What? So there's your answer.

So there's a tomato sauce monopoly. What? What? What? What? Someone on the text machine also said I don't know why there's an argument if tomato sauce should go in the fridge or not. It literally says on the bottle that you have to store it in the fridge. Yeah, but

it's like expiry dates. They're a suggestion. Oh! Are they? Aren't. Yeah, but it's like expiry dates. They're a suggestion. Oh, are they? Aren't they? I think it's a, I don't think it's a light suggestion. Well, we didn't always have fridges. What's the difference? There's a, there's use by date and then there's. Best before.

Best before. Best before is a suggestion. Yeah, I've, I've counted. I use by date is. Yeah, okay, fair. I always counter this because people are like, it says on the bottle. I'm like, yeah, but I use my tomato sauce before

it expires. So don't worry about it. I don't keep it long enough for it to go off. This is such a conversation. Honestly, that's what I said before. It's consumed the nation this week. I heard Maddy and PJ talking about it yesterday. It's getting way too much airtime,

which is why we need the definitive answer from Watties. It's fridge. They've already given it. Heinz is Watties. Watties is Heinz. Heinz said fridge for tomato sauce. I want the Watties company to tell me that. That's who I know.

That's who I trust. It's the same people. They make my Tinder beat true. That's who I know. That's who I trust. It's the same people. They make my Tinder beat true. That's who I trust. Just admit it. You're wrong. That's the part you're struggling with, is that you can't come to the conclusion that you might be wrong about something.

Oh, look at that. We're out of time. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. See you later. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook.

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