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ZM's Brie and Clint.
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Wicked Pack. Brie and Clint
filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.
One more day
of filling in. One
day to go.
What's everyone doing for the weekend?
Ooh.
Anyone got anything fun planned?
Producers doing anything fun for the weekend?
Got plans?
I'm just going to recover from this breakfast week, I think.
I know what I thought.
I'm sleeping.
Yeah, same actually, yeah.
Warriors All Blacks doubleheader on Saturday night.
Really?
Warriors 5, All Blacks 7. I know Saturday night. Really? Warriors at five, All Blacks at seven.
I know where I'll be, on the couch watching that.
Yeah.
I won't.
I'd love to go to that All Blacks game in Dunedin.
Oh, that stadium in Dunedin.
Have you ever been there?
Oh, we did the toga party there, eh?
It's a great stadium.
Oh, Ellie, you were there.
You were there.
I was.
We had a toga party inside that stadium in Dunedin.
It was awesome.
It is the tits.
And I saw my mate who lives in Christchurch got to go on a tour of the Christchurch one,
which is almost built, which is also going to have a roof.
Yeah.
So good.
When's the Christchurch one ready?
End of next year.
Nice.
Don't pretend like you give a shit.
No, I did live in Christchurch for two years.
Listener.
Oh, and when's that one going to be ready?
Sport.
What test matches have we got
lined up for that one, Clint? Do you have the new
shirt, Clint?
Do you? You mean the jersey? Yeah, that.
No, I don't. The new all-black
jersey? No, I don't. But it is my passion.
It is my one hobby, so I will find one.
Remember that toga party
that we did host in
Dunedin and we stayed at that
god-awful hotel.
Oh, no.
You, you...
I got athletes' foot from that hotel.
You've always complained about the hotel.
You've always complained about the hotel.
It's quite nice where I was.
Mine had red stains on the sheets.
That's right.
Or on the carpet.
I had the top floor and I had a balcony
that looked out over the city of Dunedin,
but it was like completely secluded.
And I've never done this before.
And I don't think I've ever told you this.
I was like, I'm going to do it.
What?
Went out and stood on the balcony naked.
Yeah.
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
It was freezing.
Remember my toga didn't fit, so we had to take the sheet off the bed? Oh, that's crazy. It was freezing. Remember my toga didn't fit,
so we had to take the sheet off the bed?
Oh, that's right.
I had to wear this dirty, stained sheet as my toga.
Anyway, if you're going to the rugby in Dunedin this weekend,
have a great time.
I hope the octagon goes off.
I hope it's everything that it used to be down there
for all-black rugby.
Get your thermals.
It's going to be freezing.
Bree and Clint.
It's a to be freezing. It's the Tradie versus Lady.
Thanks to the tool shed.
Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Welcome to Tradie versus Lady.
We do like to keep score and that is what we've been doing.
The Tradies are making a bit of a comeback in the last week or so.
They're on 50 wins for the year.
The ladies on 58.
Still a little bit out in front.
Whoever takes it out today will get that $50 cash always.
And this week, a Makita XGT cordless radio worth $440.
How good.
Our lady's calling from Christchurch.
She's 22.
And this is her second time playing Tradiverse Lady.
This is Redemption Round.
Welcome to the show, Stacey.
Hello, Stacey.
Hi, morning, guys.
How badly did you lose last time, Stacey?
Oh, it was just one point, I think,
because of the last one, yeah.
Okay, you've got this then.
Easy.
You've got to get past our tradie from the Manawatu.
He's 23 and he's a builder.
Welcome to the show, Max.
G'day, Max.
How much is your hammer worth?
Not enough.
Not enough.
Fair enough.
Yeah, you can always judge a tradie by how good his hammer is.
Absolutely.
Okay, Max, your buzzer is tradie.
Stacey, you're the lady.
The first of three correct answers wins that prize.
Good luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What country has the longest coastline of any country in the world?
Is it the USA, Canada, or Russia?
Trini.
Yes, Max.
Russia.
Well done.
Oh, no.
That's not the right answer.
Okay.
I mean, it was a great guess, but Stacey, your turn.
USA or Canada?
Canada.
Yeah, well done.
It is Canada.
Nice work.
I didn't look at the answer.
I just assumed that I knew it.
You were like, it's Russia.
It's got to be Russia.
It's Russia.
All right, that's one to the ladies.
Question number two.
Where are the All Blacks kicking their season off tomorrow night? In Auckland,
Wellington or Dunedin?
Lady. Stacey, just.
In Wellington? No.
Max, you want to jump in?
Dunedin. Well done. It is
Dunedin. Nice work. We're all tied
up one apiece. Question number
three. Buzz in when you can tell
me who sings this song.
Ladies. Stacey's in.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande.
As Mama Di says it as well.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande.
Nice work, Stace.
You're on the board with two.
And Max, you've got one.
You need this one to stay in the game.
Question number four.
Dakota Fanning became a famous actress at the ripe young Question number four. Dakota Fanning became famous a famous actress at the
ripe young age of seven.
She also has a famous younger
sister. What's her name?
Dakota Fanning's sister.
She's also a Fanning
if that helps.
No one?
No one.
Her name is
Oh yeah.
Not for the win unfortunately. Too late. Her name is... Oh, lady! Oh, yeah. No, no.
Not for the win, unfortunately.
Too late.
Her name is Elle Fanning.
All right, no points there.
Question number five.
In the movie Zombieland,
what is the number one rule for surviving the zombie apocalypse?
Is it double tap, check the back seat, or cardio?
Trade it.
Yes, Max? Double tap. No. No, or cardio? Trade it. Yes, Max?
Double tap.
No.
No, it's not double tap.
Stacey, is it check the back seat or cardio?
Cardio.
Cardio is correct.
That is the win.
That's the win.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
You got one, Stace.
Second time's a charm.
Congratulations. Congratulations.
Amazing.
Thank you so much.
You can put that tranny radio in your room, blast it as loud as you want.
Bree and Clint.
So there's a guy called Sean Evans.
He's 55.
He's a former police staffer from England, and he has had his penis amputated for cancer.
Oh, now I feel horrible.
Yeah. Oh, the poor bugger. You had so many jokes lined up, didn't you Oh, now I feel horrible. Yeah.
Oh, the poor bugger.
You had so many jokes lined up, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
But I made a joke earlier.
No, but it's natural, I think,
because it's such a shocking headline.
Yeah.
He had some pain down there.
Oh, this poor guy.
And something that he thought was a cold sore.
And he went to the doctor and they told him it was cancer
and then they whipped it off.
Not instantly, but, you know, like they said, that's cancer.
We're going to have to amputate your literal penis.
What?
His whole penis was riddled with cancer?
Well, God, this is so graphic, eh?
They said they would try and save as much of it as they could,
but, you know, you kind of, because you're on the side of,
as a man, you'd go, yeah, save me as much as you can.
But then as a person, you'd go, well, no, please get as much of the cancer as you can.
Yeah, like you're really stuck between a rock and a hard place.
There you go.
Literally.
The story's horrific, but it has a happy ending, excuse the pun, in that he's alive, you know?
And I guess you would rather, well, no, not I guess.
Don't let me put I guess in front of that.
You would rather have no wanger than be dead, right?
Because how old did you say he was?
55.
Oh, he's so young.
He's so young.
But what does he do now?
Do they make him a new one?
They can.
They can do that.
So they can.
That's really interesting.
So I'm sure he has some
kind of opening to do his
business. Yeah. But as far as
like enjoyment
of life, of which
that is a very important
part. Organ.
They said if he goes five years
without cancer, cancer free,
then they will build him a new
one. So he has to go five years penisless?
Penisless for five years, yeah.
That's traumatic.
There's the trauma of having cancer,
and then there's the trauma of having no willy.
Yeah.
That's a lot to process.
Oh, the poor bugger.
Have you seen how they do it?
No.
How they make one?
No.
Out of other bits from your body?
Oh, is it made of you?
Yeah.
Really?
They like take it.
I think they can do it a few different ways,
but one way that I've seen that, take it from your forearm.
Yeah.
To make a new force.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then there's like these different contraptions
where they can put, essentially they'll put a thing into it.
Yeah.
Into the long part.
Like a tube.
Like a tube almost or like a rod.
And then there's this like little tube that goes down to one of your,
if you've got the fake testicles.
Oh, yeah.
And then one of the testicles will be a pump and you pump it up
when it's like happy fun times.
You pump it up?
So you use one of, like it's Hidden in one of the
Like those Reebok shoes
From the 80s
Literally
Really
Yeah like it's hidden
In one of the balls
That'd actually be
Kind of handy
Wouldn't it
Yeah
Like you'd never
You'd be like
Hold on a second
We're good to go
Is it like an earbud though
Where the longer you lie on it
The softer it gets
But I guess Just pump it again.
Just pump it again.
We're not making jokes.
We're just talking about the story, okay?
And it's a good awareness story.
It's a good awareness to always check yourself.
Oh, my God.
If you have any kind of symptoms, whatever.
Because I imagine if he caught it earlier,
maybe he could have prevented having the whole thing removed.
That's his message as well is check yourself and that sort of thing.
And maybe he was embarrassed and he didn't go and get it checked for a while.
That's what it is.
You know?
Don't be embarrassed.
Just go get it checked.
It's not worth not going.
And, I mean, if you get a new one made, could get a big one.
Yeah.
You could pick and choose.
Yeah.
I wonder if it's like you pay per inch and you get the biggest one you can afford.
Imagine having that conversation with the doctor.
You're like, oh, you know.
I've been through a lot.
I think you look like a six.
And he's like, no, I want an eight.
Yeah, I know I look like a six, but I want an eight.
I want an eight.
I've set up a give a little.
I've been through enough.
Give me the eight.
Bree and Clint.
A good thing about doing breakfast is that you can go home
and watch The Chase if you want.
God, I love The Chase.
Essentially The Chase.
Just a quiz show.
It's just a quiz show.
What is it that makes it so good?
It's Bradley.
It's Bradley Walsh.
And The Chasers.
And The Chasers.
And how they've created characters.
And I think just the real normie English people that they get on it.
Yeah.
That's what makes the show A.
God, do you remember that guy, the really young one,
who he ended up being the last person in the final chase?
So it was him v. the chaser.
Yeah.
And out of nowhere he won?
Is that the guy who got 80 grand recently?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, amazing.
Oh, bless you, child.
The Dark Destroyer, Sean Wallace from The Chase.
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
He gave himself that name.
Did he?
I hope so.
That makes it even funnier.
I hope so.
That makes it way funnier.
He's given advice on how to win a pub quiz.
Ooh, cheat.
Are you a pub quizzer?
I love a pub quiz.
Me too.
I finally drag on a bit.
Like I'm all about the pub quiz for the first five or six rounds.
And then between like six and ten, which I guess is where the winning is done.
Because you've got to separate the winners from the losers, the wheat from the chaff.
But I get a bit bored.
Either that or I get a bit drunk.
That's the issue.
Yeah, I think people get a bit restless.
Which is what the pub wants.
Anyway, he's given advice on how to win a pub quiz.
I think most of those chasers are former quizzers.
That's how they found them.
Gotcha.
They go around the local pub quiz scene and they're like,
oh, yeah, you're a bit interesting.
Come on here.
You're smart enough.
Yeah, you're good.
So what does it take?
He reckons you've got to practice a lot.
You've got to do a lot of quizzes.
You've got to read a lot of general knowledge material.
So like the newspaper, magazines, books.
Which is what we do for our job.
No, we do not.
Yes, well, I read a lot of general knowledge and news.
Thank you very much.
We just read the websites.
What do you think that is?
He said you should be reading the newspaper.
Oh, but essentially,
In Dead Herald is the newspaper? It is not. It's a big difference. Is there? Well reading the newspaper. Oh, but essentially, NZ Herald is the newspaper?
It is not.
It's a big difference.
Is it?
Well, the newspaper,
everything is laid out in front of you.
You've got all these things
that your eye can be drawn to.
On a website,
you've got to decide
whether to click into something
and be like,
oh yeah, I guess I could have a go at reading that.
I feel like it's different.
I feel like it's the same.
I feel like it's way different.
I feel like it's exactly the same.
I feel like it's completely different. I feel like it's way different. I feel like it's exactly the same. I feel like it's completely different.
I feel.
Anyway, let's move on.
And he said you've got to watch heaps and heaps and heaps and heaps of TV game shows.
Fun.
Yeah, fun.
He said you have to do a lot of quizzes and just show up to as many pub quizzes as you can
because you've got to work that muscle.
It's not about just learning the questions.
You've got to work that muscle.'s not about just learning the questions you've got to work that muscle and be able to recall information quickly and like
that's a real skill i always think about do you have you ever watched that movie with bradley
cooper called limitless love that movie oh yeah how good is that movie yeah and if you haven't
seen it well it's this movie where bradley, he's a guy that's not reaching his full potential.
He finds this drug.
Finds this drug, this pill that when he takes it,
you're able to access, I think it's like 100% of your brain
or 99% of your brain.
So everything you've ever heard or read or been a part of or done,
you can access that.
Yeah.
Can you imagine being able to access every single little fact
or thing that you've heard?
Can you imagine how disappointed you'd be if you took that drug
and then accessed all of your brain and then you still weren't that smart?
You're like, oh, shit.
You're like, oh, it turns out it's a shit brain.
I'm still dumb.
Oh, no.
Sean Wallace, the Dark Destroyer from The Chase,
is hosting a quiz in Queenstown tonight.
Fun?
Yeah.
Where's this being held at?
At the Town Hall, I think.
Oh, so like a big one.
Like a proper quiz.
Like a real big one.
He's doing a tour.
He's going to be in Dunedin on Sunday after the rugby.
That's smart from him.
I'd go.
New Plymouth, Hamilton, Kerry, Kerry, Auckland.
That'd be great.
The Chasers love coming
to New Zealand, don't they? He does, specifically.
I think he loves rugby, and the
English team are touring here at the moment, so I think he's
followed the English team down. What's the woman's
name? The famous one?
The Chaser? What's her name?
The Governess. The Governess. Remember when
she came into the studio? No. I remember
when Sean Wallace did. Oh, were you not here?
He came in in a muscle tee.
That's right.
Yeah, the governess has been in here too.
But you know how she always wears that same
outfit on the show? Yes. It was so weird.
Did she wear it? No, she was in
civvies. Oh, yeah, yeah.
That was the same with Sean. Yeah.
He was wearing like an Eddie Das
muscle gym shirt. You're like,
what? You look totally different.
Anyway, I'd go to that quiz.
That sounds great.
Someone said he came to Upper Hutt Cosi Club.
Did he?
And man, he's the nicest person ever.
Yeah, I think he's very down to earth.
I think they're all very down to earth.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
Except for the beast.
I hear he's a real a-hole.
Oh, did you see recently
his marriage broke up?
The marriage when he married his cousin.
That should be a question on the chase.
Yeah, apparently.
It was a real family fight.
Mary J. Blige wrote a song about it, eh?
Family Affair.
Yeah.
Producer Ella says, if you want to know how the Gen Z about it, eh? Family Affair. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Producer Ellis says,
if you want to know how the Gen Z's wave,
listen up.
Listen up.
I thought it was...
What are all the different waves
we've got so far in existence?
We've landed on Munna Wave.
Munna Wave.
Royal Wave.
Royal Wave.
Nana Wave.
The Gay Wave.
Oh, you Gay Wave.
Hey.
Hey, girls.
You slay. You slay, bitch. Hello, boys. Nah, Jazz Hand's not a wave. That's not a wave. The gay wave. Oh, you gay wave. Hey. Hey, girls. You slay.
Jazz hands.
You slay, bitch.
Hello, boys.
Nah, jazz hands, not a wave.
That's not a wave.
But that's a stage wave.
You're on stage.
Jazz hands, wave.
Isn't it a dance move?
But yeah, okay, sure.
Yeah, jazz hands.
And now the Gen Z wave.
Now the Gen Z wave.
So I'll take you through it.
Instead of just waving like a normal wave,
we're stationary the hand, almost
like a stop, and our
fingers go up and down. Thumb out.
Hey, girl!
Like that. Hey, with your nails sticking out.
If you've got your nails done. With your clapping with one hand.
Oh, yeah. Apparently that's the new wave.
Hey!
I hate it. I really hate it.
I hate it too. I hate it so much.
I'm trying to think how I wave if I ever it. I really hate it. I hate it too. I hate it so much. I'm trying to think how I wave, if I ever wave.
I wave like a normal person.
You wave like that?
Just like back and forth.
Yeah, that's what I do too.
I'm sick of that.
I want some pizzazz.
I think I sometimes try and do a manly wave.
What's your manly wave?
Like this, which is like a mini salute.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, salute.
Oh, don't do that.
You gave me the ick.
No.
No, don't do that.
Is that giving you the ick?
That's giving me ick.
Sorry. So what I'm doing is I'm putting two you the ick? That's giving me ick. Sorry.
So what I'm doing is I'm putting two fingers to my forehead and then I'm saluting out.
I sometimes do a country wave because I think it's my country roots coming out.
What's a country wave?
A country wave is this.
Very cowboy.
Oh, that's good.
And what's a country root?
You know, I can't do that.
There's the steering wheel wave, which is just hands on the steering wheel, two fingers up,
or one finger up.
I like that.
Just acknowledging a person as you go past.
Thank you.
There's...
What else is there?
The crimson wave.
You don't want to ride that wave.
Trust me.
I don't get it.
It comes up once a month.
Oh, that old dog.
That old dog.
That old dog. That old dog.
All right, okay, we'll give it a go today, the Gen Z wave.
First, hand up, palm up, directly up, fingers pointing to the sky.
Like you're saying stop.
And then you're just waving with the fingers up and down.
For some reason I feel like, you know, I feel like you should smile like this when you do this wave.
Creepily?
No.
Yeah, it doesn't feel like that.
You're creepy smiling.
No, it's a...
Hi.
Hi, guys.
No.
Okay, we'll put this on our Brie and Clint Instagram
so everyone can see it.
All right.
Do you want people to see this?
Yeah.
Brie and Clint.
Look, the most viral thing in the world at the moment
is definitely this, Sheila.
Better give him that huck too and spit on that thing.
You get me?
It is everywhere.
I just love her.
She still hasn't created.
I just want the best for her.
She's so great.
She still hasn't created any social media, which I feel like is a big mistake.
Yeah.
You need to cash in right now.
But then is that kind of why we maybe like her more?
No.
Nah?
Nah.
Okay.
You need to get it now, build it now, because this is the time.
It's hot right now.
You're thinking it's going to end.
I think the Hawk Tour girl is forever.
Yeah, same.
I think she has enduring star power.
I think she's more than just one catchphrase.
Well, time will tell.
I do love her, though.
I think she's great.
Yeah, she seems like a good time.
And it's funny.
All the memes, there's signs that the Warriors based around the Hawk Tour Girl.
And one of my favourite things at the moment is all the different remixes of the Hawk Tour Girl that are going around.
That's so good.
If you haven't heard them, I have compiled the best ones.
And we're going to play them for you this morning.
Let's kick it off strong with a bit of Cee Lo Green, Forget You.
I love you, Pookie, forever.
Solid remix.
Wait till it kicks in.
See you driving round town with the girl I love and I like her hot too. So good.
Another great one that is doing the rounds on the internet is Do you remember the song Starstruck?
You'll know it when you hear it
But they've turned it into a solid hot tour remix
So good.
So good.
Yeah, that's brilliant.
That's a very good remix.
But let's continue on.
Black Eyed Peas, obviously, you know, they need to get involved
and their song Pump It has been turned into a remix.
I love you, Pookie, forever.
What's one movie band that makes a man go crazy all the time?
Oh, you've got to give it that punk, punk.
Yes, that goes hard.
That's good, that slaps, hey, that slaps.
I need that one.
I've got one more for you this morning,
just covering off the different Hot Tour remixes we've seen.
Do you remember the song from Blur or was it called Blur?
No, it was By Blur, song two.
By Blur, song two.
They've turned it into a remix.
That wasn't easy.
You've got to give them that Hot Tour instead of that thing. You get me? Hot Tour. I really like that one that uses this song as well.
Have you seen it?
There it goes.
Hug, too, baby.
Even though you know what that's worth.
Hug.
So good.
Very, very good.
There you go.
You're updated for the Hot Tour remixes doing the rounds.
Brie and Clint.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
Damn.
That was a live version.
A live rendition.
From the original recorder herself.
Hello.
Producer Ellie, former producer Ellie, now returned producer Ellie,
who sang that song way back in bloody 2018 or whenever we started this game.
It survived.
It survived, I know.
One of the few that has survived since 2018.
I know.
It's pretty much this and Birthday Banger.
Yeah.
No, Birthday Banger's been changed.
Oh, you mean intros?
Yeah.
Oh, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As in intros get updated.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I feel like that's one of the only originals.
We can't replace that one.
It is, yeah.
We're going to guess songs as quickly as we can to win somebody some cash.
Ben, you're going to play with us and you're going to be on Team Bree.
Good morning.
Morning, Ben.
Good.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
Let's win you this cash, all right?
Yes.
You've got to go head-to-head with myself and Kurt.
Kia ora, Kurt.
Good morning.
Hello, Kurt.
Morning, how are we doing?
We're good.
Where are you, Kurt?
Christ, it's cold. Yeah, how are we doing? We're good. Where are you, Kurt? Christchurch.
Christchurch.
Cold?
Yeah, very cold.
Very cold.
Do you get ice on your windscreen in the morning in Christchurch, Kurt?
Not where I am, but yeah, probably just out of town, I would say they do.
That's when you know it's cold, eh?
Okay, we're going to guess these songs as quickly as we can.
Ellie, you're in charge.
What do we need to know?
All right, so what you need to do is as soon as you know what song it is
and artist, you've got to buzz them with your name.
We're going to start with Bree and Clint,
and then we'll do Ben and Kurt and vice versa.
All right, sweet.
We'll start with you, Bree and Clint.
When you're ready, Clint, click off that first song.
Clint, that's Queen and I Want to Break Free.
Nice.
Of course it is.
Nice work.
I forgot to Break Free. Nice. Of course it is. Nice work. I forgot to mention.
I've got to break free.
I want to break free. I forgot to mention
the songs are some of my faves
since I've returned. I already knew that.
As soon as I heard that Queen one, I'm like, oh, we're doing
Ellie songs today.
There you go. One to Clint. Team Clint.
Come on, Ben. You got this.
Ben, you don't have to be as fast as me, obviously,
but it is an advantage, yeah.
Sometimes it's good to take a bit longer.
Is it?
All right, boys.
Here's your song.
Oh, tough.
I just want to take you anywhere that you like.
We could go out any day, any night. Maybe I'll take you there, take you there. Oh, tough.
It's not a very Kurt and Ben song.
I was just thinking that.
It is a bit harder than Kurt.
What if they can just get the artist?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, just artist.
Was that Ben?
Come on, Ben.
You've got this. No one? Ben? Give it a go, Ben. you've got this.
No one?
Ben?
Give it a go, Ben.
Yeah, is it One Direction?
Yeah!
Yes!
Nice!
It's got a real Reece Mastin-y feel about it.
It does, it does.
What's the name of the song, Ellie?
Kiss You.
Kiss You.
Yeah.
It's a real niche One Direction song.
Yeah, sorry about that.
I thought it was quite mainstream.
But a banger, though.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You've just been listening to the same five songs for the last ten years.
You know you're right.
Yeah.
Okay, let's do another one.
Free.
Free.
That is Miley Cyrus' Seven Things.
Nice.
Clint doesn't like this song.
Really?
Which shocks me.
I love Miley.
But not this song.
This one's a bit cheesy to me.
Yeah, fair enough.
I'm obsessed.
I love it.
All right, Kurt, you're going to have to get this one to keep us in the game, okay?
Ben, you could win it here, mate. Yeah, it's two to Team Bree, one to Team Clint.
I'm a bit worried about this one now, but here, let's go.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's a tune.
It's a novelty song.
It is.
Oh, if you know, you know.
Kurt, Kurt, yes, Kurt, get in there.
It's the High School Musical, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know what it's called?
I don't know.
Come on, Kurt, you got it.
Was that Kurt saying get your head in the game?
Yeah, it was.
Nice, Kurt, you've nailed it there.
We're all tied up.
Well done, Kurt.
It's a throwback, all right.
It's an absolute three-pointer from Kurt.
It's such a random choice for this game.
Such a banger.
I love it.
We're all level.
That means Kurt and Ben and Bree and me,
we're all in on this last one, okay?
Right, anyone can buzz in.
All right, here we go.
Clint, Peking Duck Dark and I know it.
Higher?
No.
No.
No, but correct artist.
Damn it.
Anyone else know the title of that one?
Was that Kurt?
Yeah.
Yeah, Kurt, what is it?
High.
No, it's not that one. Is it? Pie. No.
No.
It's not that one.
Is it...
Clint?
Ben?
Ben?
Is it Fire?
No.
But that is another one of their songs.
Clint?
Yeah.
Never Gonna Sleep Alone?
No.
Kurt? Kurt's in. I'm down. sleep alone Kurt's in
Kinda
Yeah
Nice
I love that song but I was never gonna get that
Well done Kurt
Kurt you've scored yourself
$50 cash in the one second song challenge
Well done
Sorry Ben
We're close.
We're close.
Have a great weekend, boys.
We appreciate it.
Well, there you go.
Much like the intro that hasn't changed since 2018,
neither have the five songs that Ellie listens to.
Bree and Clint.
How long have you been waiting for a purchase?
Because I feel like I waited way too long.
But I could be just being a whinger.
No, I don't think you're being a whinger.
And I actually think you might have the record,
which is why I think we should talk about this.
Okay, so it started back in November 2023 on Black Friday.
I bought and I'd saved up for months and months and months
and I finally made a big purchase of a new couch.
It's my first couch I've ever bought new.
The first new couch I've ever bought in the Black Friday sales.
I took like weeks to make the decision and finally I was like,
yep, this is the couch.
I'm super excited about it.
People agonise over couches because...
It's a massive decision.
It's a massive decision.
They're not cheap and also you kind of,
when you buy a couch, you go,
well, this is going to be my couch for the next 10 years.
Yeah.
You know?
Exactly.
And if you work out how much time you spend on those couches,
it's a lot.
So it's worth spending some good money on a couch.
Especially in my house.
We spend a lot of time on the couch.
It needs to be comfortable.
Like I had all
these things and i finally found my dream couch and anyway made the purchase uh in the black friday
sales yeah and i knew at the time because they said up front they were like hey look we don't
have these in a warehouse somewhere we make them to order okay so it takes and i think they said 12 weeks yeah is the is the wait time but it wasn't
like some like small like designer couch shop it was a pretty big deal shop it is but i mean
it was a perfectly normal place to buy a couch from but i knew that front like from the from
the get-go you would be 12 weeks i knew it up front they said 12 weeks and i said yep i'm
willing to wait 12 weeks for my dream couch.
That's fine with me.
Anyway, 12 weeks rolls around and I'm like, here we go.
This is perfect.
I'm about to get my new couch.
Anyway, get a phone call from the place and they say,
we've got some bad news.
Your couch has been damaged during shipping.
Yeah.
And you have a couple of options.
You can wait another 12 weeks.
Make you another one.
And we'll make you another one.
Or we can repair this one and give you that one.
But they were like, we don't want to repair it because it's really badly damaged
and you bought a new couch, you deserve a new couch.
Yeah.
So I was like, another 12 weeks?
I was like, oh, okay. So I was like, another 12 weeks? I was like, oh, okay.
So I was like, yep, okay, that's fine.
You know, shit happens.
These things do happen.
Like, it's not your guy's fault.
That's all good.
Yeah.
Anyway, another 12 weeks rolls around.
Six months so far.
Six months.
Don't hear from them.
Hear nothing.
I'm like, okay, well, what the hell is going on?
I've chased these people
for months, like where they wouldn't even get in touch with me to tell me what's going on.
Eventually got in touch with them and they said, oh no, it's going to be at least another month,
at least another month. So add that onto the already 24 weeks that I've waited. And so I
think all up, it's been just over seven months. But yesterday, the triumphant moment when I received my couch I bought back in November.
And was it worth the wait?
It's a beautiful couch.
But seven months is a long time to wait.
Can any couch be worth seven months?
I don't know.
You're just lucky that you weren't moving into like a new house with no furniture. Yeah. And you were sitting on like deck chairs or camp chairs for the last seven months. I don't know. You're just lucky that you weren't moving into like a new house with no furniture.
Yeah.
And you were sitting on like deck chairs or camp chairs
for the last seven months.
Oh, it would have been ropeable.
At least you had a dirty, crusty old couch that you could still
make do with.
But every time.
Seven months, I would be on the phone to them every day.
I would just be making their life hell.
Oh, it was, they were so hard to get in touch with too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was just kind of like, you guys need to update me. Like, this was, they were so hard to get in touch with too. Like, and I was just kind of like,
you guys need to update me. Like, this is
a bit ridiculous. Seven months is a long
time away. You can tell why the Karens of the world complain
because it gets things done. It's the only way.
It's the only way to get things across the line, isn't it?
I'm not someone to complain, but I want like
a voucher or something.
So that's a good question. Seven months with no couch.
Seven months to get a couch, you were told
would take 12 weeks.
Yeah.
And you paid for the couch up front, right?
Up front, yeah.
Do they offer you anything?
They have mentioned vouchers,
but then, like, the couch has been delivered yesterday.
Haven't heard anything from these people.
Free set of cushions?
Coffee table?
Nah.
Nothing?
Nah, nothing.
Jeez.
I was kind of like, give me a voucher, guys.
At least give me a chair.
Give me an armchair or something.
Give me something.
Yeah, I'll wait another seven months for an armchair.
We want to ask if anyone can beat Bree.
She's done seven months waiting for a new couch.
What's the thing that you purchased that took ages,
ages to arrive?
We would never name the store.
We're not that kind of show.
But everybody who has texted texted guessing what the store is
has picked it correctly.
Yeah, which makes me think they've had a...
You're not alone in your experience.
Makes me feel better, actually.
So we're asking how long did you wait for your purchase?
Let's talk to Tracy.
Hi, Tracy.
Good morning.
Hi, Tracy.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Trace, what was the purchase and how long did you wait?
I think it might be the same store as you, Brie, or the couch.
Let's not name them.
We're not going to name the store, are we, Tracey?
We're not going to name them.
No, no.
No, not name the stores.
Eight months.
And then they said to me it was going to be another six weeks after that.
No.
Yep.
So I cancelled the order.
Oh, you did.
Well, Tracey, you gave up after nine months.
What a quitter.
Yeah, I know.
Tracy, did they compensate you in any way?
No.
They should.
They should have.
Okay.
Go get one of those second-hand couches off Trade Me.
Alana's here.
Hi, Alana.
Hi, Alana.
Hi.
How long did you wait for your curtains?
So we moved into a new place sort of 2022,
and we got this lady to come around and measure up the windows,
and was like, yep, it'll be about,
she said about three weeks for the curtains. And we were like, okay, that's fine.
So we went away and had nothing from then.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Three months, and we finally got the curtains put in. Oh, that's. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Three months and we finally got
the curtains put in. Oh, that's
so annoying not having curtains.
Yeah, well the worst bit is that it was
in the middle of winter. Oh, no!
Yeah. Do you reckon she
just forgot? Or got too busy
or COVID or something.
Rosie's here. Hi, Rosie.
Good morning. Morning, Rosie.
Tell us, what did you purchase and how long did you wait?
It's another couch story.
Oh, here we go, Rosie.
Come on.
So last year, my partner and I purchased the couch in June
and they said it would be about,
we'd receive it in about October, which was fine.
Okay.
And then I contacted them because we hadn't received it yet and then we finally received it in about October, which was fine. And then I contacted them because we hadn't received it yet.
And then we finally received it in November.
And we'd ordered a beautiful brown
leather modular couch. Gotcha.
It turns up. Oh no.
And it's alternating colours.
So for whatever reason. What?
It's in you different bits of different
couches. Yeah.
So it went
brown, black, brown, black, brown.
Yeah.
And the guys that delivered it, they were like,
this is weird.
It's a weird couch.
Yeah.
Wow.
This isn't on purpose.
So we obviously contacted them.
Did you keep the bits that were right?
Did you keep the brown bits and send the black bits back?
No.
So the whole thing had to be remade.
Oh.
Yeah.
So we got to keep the couch that they gave us until the new one arrived.
Okay, okay, that's helpful.
Yeah, so this is November last year.
Then they said it would be about March this year that we would receive the couch.
March came around, nothing.
So I contacted them and then we finally received our couch in the beginning of May. So I think it was around 11 nothing. So I contacted them and then we finally received our couch in
the beginning of May. So I think it was around 11
months. Almost a year for a couch.
Who thought couches were so hard to get?
I wonder where Rosie got
her couch from. Someone out, I reckon you know.
Someone said, I ordered a mirror.
It took two years to get here. We sold
our house and built a whole
new house while we were waiting and we hung
the mirror in the new house.
God, they waited a long time.
You built a house in the time it took you to get a mirror.
It was quicker to build a
house than to get a mirror. Someone else
said I waited 20 months for
a new car, was told one week before
it was due to arrive. It hadn't
been made yet.
No, that's not how cars work. I was
furious. That's not how cars should work.
No compensation.
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Bree and Clint's
Friday
Okie.
Our boss said to us,
hey, there's not enough singing on ZM in the morning.
Can you guys fill in for a week and bring
you a hit segment Friday Oki
with you? Look, we do realise
this is going to be much harder
to stomach in the morning.
But, you know
what? Just because we're in the mornings doesn't
mean we don't humiliate ourselves. Every
Friday on your way home we do this. It's where we
spend 15 minutes with a professional audio
engineer. That same one that you just heard
in Five on Time, Sam.
He makes us sound as good as possible.
We play him out, just a little bit of the song,
and then we get five people to call through
and pick the winner of Fridayoke.
This week, we celebrated a milestone.
It's been six years of the Bree and Clint show.
So we decided it'd be a bit of fun
to go and grab the number one song
from the week that we started doing this show here on ZM.
That song was George Ezra.
It's got some good memories
attached for me as
I did do a great George Ezra
impression, which I ended up
to George Ezra.
He loved it. He said that's a
solid impression of me.
It's a bit of fun.
It's a good song.
It's a great song.
How well can we do it?
That's always the challenge.
We're going to get you to listen to both of them.
And then once you've heard both, we'll open up the phone lines for people to pick a winner.
But it's your week to go first.
So you ready for this?
Ready.
Anything you need to tell us about you, George Ezra?
I just really tried to bring the George in the Ezra,
and I went as monotone, as deep as I female-y could.
Female-y could.
Female-y could.
All right, here's Breeze Fanioki on ZM.
Homegrown alligator, see you later.
Gonna hit the road.
Gonna hit the road.
Something changed in the atmosphere.
Architecture unfamiliar.
I could get used to this.
Time flies by in the yellow and green.
Stick around and you'll see what I mean.
There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of. If you need me, you'll know where I'll be. Solid. Underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone I'll be riding shotgun
Underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
It's still going.
I'll be riding shotgun
Underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
Someone, someone, someone
Oh, it's a solid effort.
Solid effort.
It is solid ass.
One text so far and it just says, I'm going to piss my pants.
You know what?
You are welcome.
I brought the great George Ezra impression to that.
And obviously the laughs.
I liked it.
I liked it.
Don't listen to the text that says, I haven't even heard it yet
but I'm already voting for Clint.
Don't listen to that, okay?
No, that's fair.
I mean, I would say
you have to listen to both
before you make up your mind.
Can I ask,
who did you get to do
your backing vocals
on the chorus there?
I got a whole choir.
Did you?
Yeah, a whole choir
because that's what
George has in his.
Well, that was actually
the trick that I used
on my one as well.
Was it?
I got a surprise choir
and I said...
Was it you guys as well?
Yeah.
Was it the same choir?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, sort of.
It was the exact same.
Yeah, similar.
It was similar.
Ella and I were in both and there was a few variations.
Yeah, that was the best part of mine, actually.
You didn't tell me you had a choir, you cheeky shit.
You went first and you didn't tell me either, you cheeky shit.
Well, who's got the better George Ezra on them? You've heard Breeze
and this is my
George Ezra. You can vote after this.
Homegrown alligator,
see you later.
Gotta hit the road.
Gotta hit the road.
Suddenly changed in the
atmosphere, architecture
unfamiliar. I could get
used to this.
Time flies
by in the yellow and
green. Stick around and
you'll see what I mean.
There's a
mountaintop that I'm
dreaming of. If you need
me, you know where I'll be.
I'll be riding shotgun
underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone. You know where I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone.
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone, someone, someone, someone.
Very good.
Thank you.
Very good.
Those are our Friday Okies.
I feel like you just, you know, like,
you didn't get low enough for George.
Like, it's more like,
I'll be right as long.
Right, did you get lower than me, did you?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, look, I feel like you just needed to go a little...
Yours was so low.
Someone texted and they said,
both of these make me want to remove my car stereo.
Fair. Fair.
Yeah.
Remember, it's not who sounded the most like George Ezra,
it's whose did you enjoy the most.
That's the point of Ryoki.
Someone else said that I scared their children.
I mean, that's not what I was going for.
I was more going for the laughs.
Yeah.
A lot of people texting and asking if they can vote for the choir,
which is nice.
But no, you can't. I mean, the choir was
100% the best thing about mine.
I'm not, I'm,
I'm definitely, like,
aware of that for sure.
If you missed it,
we did George Ezra.
Bree sounded like this.
I'll be riding shotgun
underneath the hot sun
feeling like a someone. Shout out to the choir and mine sounded like this. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone.
Shout out to the choir, and mine sounded like this.
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone.
And now we have voters standing by to pick the winner of our George Ezra Fridayoke,
the number one song in New Zealand when this show went to air six years ago, that song.
I feel like I'm about to get a pantsing.
Mallory, good morning.
Hello, Mallory.
Good morning.
How you doing?
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday to you too.
Hey, what did you think about George Ezra's?
Oh, they were both outstanding.
That's good feedback.
I wanted to put it out when it came on my four-year-old daughter asked if I could add it to her playlist.
Oh.
Oh, that's good.
That's a ringing endorsement, and that is not what you want, is it?
You don't want that on your playlist.
No.
You have to get them out on Spotify.
Yeah, take the wiggles over that any day.
That was Clint.
You voting Clint?
Yeah.
We'll take it.
Thank you, Mallory.
Thanks, Mallory. Have a good weekend.
Have a great weekend.
We're going to go to Chelsea next.
Hi, Chelsea. Good morning.
Hi, Chelsea.
Hi.
Put me out of my misery, Chelsea.
What's happening?
I can't put you out of your misery, sorry.
Definitely clinch.
No, that's what I meant.
Like, just say your line.
She means like a mercy kill, I think.
Yeah, just make it quick.
I'll shut my eyes and make it quick.
Thanks, Chelsea.
You have a great weekend as well.
Lily has called through. Oh, we'll go to Lily last, actually. Let's go to Rosie. Hi it quick. Thanks, Chelsea. You have a great weekend as well. Lily has called through.
Oh, we'll go to Lily last, actually.
Let's go to Rosie.
Hi, Rosie.
Hi, Rosie.
Hi.
Good morning, Rosie.
How old are you?
I'm 10 turning 11 in a week.
Love that.
Oh, well, happy birthday for a week's time.
Rosie, do you want to give us some feedback
and then who you're voting for?
Yeah, so I thought that they were both really great.
They both made me laugh.
But I think I'm going to vote for Bree.
Rosie, you're my ride or die.
I appreciate your vote, babe.
She's got the death rattle.
There's a little bit of life left in the old girl.
Could she pull it back from 2-0 down?
I don't think so, but we'll go to Lily.
Hi, Lily.
Hi, Lily. Good morning.
Hello.
How old are you, Lily? I go to Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi, Lily. Good morning. Hello. Hello.
How old are you, Lily?
I'm only nine.
You're only nine.
Do you like listening to our horrible singing?
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Who are you going to vote for?
Who do you think did the best George Ezra this week?
I'm going to vote for Quinn.
I'm so sorry, Bree.
That's okay, Lily.
You go with your gut, but I appreciate you calling through. Have a good weekend, all right? I'm the first time Bree. That's okay, Lily. You go with your gut, but I appreciate you calling through.
Have a good weekend, all right?
And the first time caller.
Are you?
What are we going to play?
Which bit are we going to play?
We've got to do this.
Yes, Lily.
Thanks for finally calling through.
That's all right.
You promise me you'll vote for me next time?
Yeah.
I thought she was going to say no promises.
No promises, Bree.
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun,
feeling like a someone.
Yeah, it was good from you this week.
It was very, very good.
Shout out to the person who texted and said,
hey, guys, can I please vote for neither?
You can.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday thing. Yeah, let's make it a goodie for our last morning shift.
The number one song when you turn 16.
We'll play one of these out in full.
Josh is up first.
Hi, Josh.
G'day, Josh.
Good morning.
Happy Friday, mate.
What's plans for the weekend?
Nothing too much.
I've got work tomorrow, so my week hasn't quite ended yet.
Oh, boo.
Okay, well, let's brighten your spirits, hopefully, with your birthday banger.
What is your birthday?
My birthday is 17th of May, 2001.
All right, Josh, that means you were 16 in 2017.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm the one. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,, this was number one.
DJ Khaled, The Biebs, and Chance the Rapper.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is your birthday banger.
Do you like it, Josh?
Yeah, yeah, it's a good one.
It's a banger.
That's a churn.
That was huge.
Okay, wait.
We're going to do Libby's birthday banger.
Happy Friday, Libby.
Hi, Lib.
Hi.
You got anything good planned for the weekend, Libby?
Not really.
The kids start school holidays.
Parents are so depressed, eh? I like how you can hear the disappointment through Libby's mouth.
Yeah.
Oh, mate.
All right, we're thinking of you.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What is your birthday, Lib?
The 28th of January, 1988.
All right, mate.
That means you were 16 in 2004.
And we've done the calculations.
Here's your birthday banger.
Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly.
Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly.
Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly. Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly.
Throwback.
With a baby bash.
Sugar, sugar.
What do you reckon, Libby?
Yeah, it's not bad.
It's not bad?
I quite like that one.
It's a vibe, this song.
It is a vibe.
It's not like a Friday, like, banger, but it's a tune.
It's a tune.
Yeah.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do Jodie's birthday banger.
Hi, Jodie.
Hi, Jodie.
Happy Friday.
Hey, guys. Please tell me, Jodie, you'veanger. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Happy Friday. Hey, guys.
Please tell me, Jodie, you've got like a raging birthday party this weekend or something.
I've got Nebel on Saturday and then going along to support the Stars men versus the Mystics men on Saturday.
That's pretty good.
I'll take it.
It'll be rowdy.
Is there a men's comp for the ANZ Championship?
There is.
Is there?
Yeah.
Is that a new thing or has that been around for
ages? It's
a new thing. Jodie, the reason why Clint
asked is because he thinks he can be in it.
Oh, look, anyone's
possible. I was
very, very good at indoor netball.
Garbage
at rugby, but very good at indoor netball.
How good were you? Oh, we went two seasons
unbeaten. Well, there you go. So,
suck on that.
I wish I didn't say that.
Yeah, I wish you didn't either, but here we are.
Hey, Jocky, what is your birthday?
1st of May, 1982.
Hey, Jocky, suck
on this one. You were 16
in 1998. Here's your
birthday bag.
Oh, I mean,
it's a stone cold
classic from
Natalie Imbruglia.
You like it, Jodie?
Yeah, I think
I've got the best one.
If that is not
what we're playing today,
I resign.
I think you might
have the best one
and I'm voting for it.
I will tender
my resignation.
Oh, I don't need to.
We're going to vote for it.
No, we're going to vote for it.
It's happening. Hey, Jodie. I've got to vote for it. No, we're going to vote for it. It's happening.
Hey, Jodie. I've got to vote for Natalie and Bruglia. Have fun at Niddy this weekend.
Let me know the details where I can try out.
Yes, will do. Pivot, step
pivot, Jodie. Away you go. Brie and Clint, here's
your birthday banger.
I thought I saw a man
bought to life.
He was warm,
he came around like he was
dignified
Bree and Clint
Have you guys seen this crazy story that's come out of Mount Everest?
No, I'm not up to date on my Mount Everest news.
I mean, you should be.
I'm obsessed with any news about Mount Everest.
I just think it's such an interesting place.
But this story is quite an interesting one where footage has emerged
from two climbers who were up the mountain.
I believe they were on the viewing platform next
to the Everest Elevation Measurement Monument,
if that makes sense to anyone.
It doesn't, but sure.
It was at one point where I think it's a great place to take
photos, essentially. But they're not at like
base camp or something? No, they're not like at the top.
And they're not, okay.
I think they're in a place where quite a lot of other
people are. Sure. So it's like kind of like
a, you know, a point where people
stop. Anyway, at one point
a huge argument breaks out between
these two guys and they get into a full-on
fisticuff and they're like punching each other,
rolling around on the ground on Mount Everest.
We've got a bit of audio and it's in another language
and you can't really hear much,
but this is the tussle that happened on Mount Everest.
The guy's got him in a headlock
and then the other guy's trying to punch him,
and apparently this went on for a while until they broke it up.
It's a weird thing to say about audio, but that sounds cold.
It does sound cold.
It sounds cold.
It sounds very cold.
Reports are, you know what the fight was over?
What?
Not, like, climbing gear or oxygen tanks?
You're not going to believe.
Last sandwich in the cafe at the Everest
viewing platform? I mean, that would be a fair enough
fight. Last toasty? Apparently
the fight broke out
over the right
photo angle.
Oh, people are pathetic. The right
photo angle to take a photo
at this point on Mount Everest
and they got into a full fisticuff.
Do you reckon Sir Ed and Tenzing Norgay had conversations about the angles
of which they would take photos of each other on the peak of Mount Everest?
I think it was more the angles that they should climb in order not to die.
Exactly right.
People suck, eh?
It's more about having a photo so that people knew you were there
than it is just about being there.
Just be in the moment, for God's sake.
It made me think about how awkward a public fight can be,
whether it's physical or it's just, you know, verbal.
Both are super awkward situations.
Any normal relationship, look, we all get into arguments.
Yeah.
Like, you know, especially in the car.
Yeah.
I feel like the car is the perfect boxing ring for an argument.
Yeah, but it's very awkward to witness one at the traffic lights
and the car next to you.
See, I think car's fair game.
Really?
I think that's fine.
I don't count that as public.
Right.
I think that's fine because every couple knows you will go ham at the argument in the car.
You will go at each other.
As soon as you step out of the car, the fight stops.
Yeah, okay.
You have to act normal.
You can contain it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As soon as you get back into the car, it's on again.
That's what every normal relationship's like.
Does the fight have to end when you get home?
No.
Oh.
No, it just has to-
You should make the car the resolution point.
You go, we can fight as much as we
want, but when we get home, we need to have this sorted.
Okay, that's a good idea. I like that.
Every time you're in the car, you just have a fight.
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Where did you see a public fight?
Someone texted through and said, where this place
to have a fight was my 18th
birthday. My dad and my
ex's mate got into a punch-up,
which ended up in a massive fight.
Cops were called and everything.
Even I joined in.
I head-butted my ex because he wouldn't let go.
Cheers, Katrina.
You're obviously from a fighting family.
I was going to say that's so stressful for your dad
to get in a fight at your 21st, but it sounds like...
Sounds like it was all good.
Sounds like maybe that's just what your family...
Maybe that's how your family celebrates.
That's how they sort it out.
My sister and I
got in an argument
in the middle of
the NASA Space Centre
because apparently
the 100 pictures
I took of her
next to the moon
weren't the right angle.
So embarrassing.
Oh that is hilarious.
Getting in a fight
in the middle of NASA
Space Centre.
That's so good.
Awkward fight
was at my nana's funeral.
It was my aunt and uncle
literally rolling on the floor.
The brother and sister.
Brother and sister at their mum's funeral.
I mean, grief does weird things to people,
so I feel like you can be excused.
Fighting at a funeral is obviously not okay,
but I feel like they're the ones
that are allowed to do it.
Yeah, if anyone's allowed to.
The brother and sister at their mum's funeral.
They're allowed.
They're allowed.
Just don't roll into the grave.
Someone else said,
I was at a wedding and the groom got into a fight
with his new wife's brother.
The groom ended up getting arrested
and spending the night in the cells.
Do you not get immunity on your wedding night?
Like if the police show up,
they go, well, we can't arrest the groom.
Yeah, you arrest the other guy.
Yeah.
Well, he has to call it off or something like that.
Yeah.
That's rough, eh?
Awkward fights, man.
Bree and Clint.
Name something worse.
Producers, you get in on this.
Name something worse than a line cutter.
Yeah, it's very frustrating because, you know,
saying something is going to cause a whole cutter. Yeah, it's very frustrating because you know saying something is going to cause
a whole thing.
People that... Oh, God,
it boils my blood so much. I was at the
Warriors a couple of weeks ago and there's a
bar at the back of Mount Smart
and they do not have
enough bar staff there. They just don't.
When it's like an hour before the game
it's so full. And I kid you not,
I was in line for drinks for 40 minutes.
That's ridiculous.
I know.
And so I was like, well, I'll get a big round of drinks.
That's fine.
But I waited in line 40 minutes.
And it was one of those snaking queues that goes left, right, left, right, left, right.
When I got five people from the front, people started joining the queue with their friends.
They're like, oh, can I jump in?
Can I jump in beside you?
No, no, no.
And they were getting their own order.
And I just, and they were being like, they're being chill about it.
They're like trying to be like cool about it.
Oh, I'd flip my lid.
I'd flip my lid.
And a couple of them are like, geez, hell of a line, eh?
And I was like, do I, do I kick off on behalf of all of the people in this queue?
You know, every other person that has stood there and waited 40 minutes
would be thinking the same thing.
But you need them to join you.
You need them to join you.
No, you don't.
In support.
Yeah, you need them to rally behind you.
Would you, Brie?
Have you done that?
There was one time that a friend of mine and I lined up for Ellie Golding
because we were on the floor.
We had floor tickets, just GA tickets.
And we lined up from 1 o'clock in the afternoon
because we wanted to be on Barrier.
It was like our dream.
We wanted it.
So we'd lined up since, and I think there was already people there,
but we were like maybe 10th or 15th in the line.
Oh, you should get the Barrier.
So there was, yeah, so we were like, sweet.
Anyway, as the afternoon went on, because we were there for a long time
from like 1 o'clock, people started to arrive that were friends
with other people that were in front of us.
And there was like, you know, I think like close to 1 o'clock,
like maybe 2 o'clock, there was a couple of people that came in
and no one really said anything.
But I think it was around 5 or 6 o'clock there was a couple of people that came in and no one really said anything but i think it was it was around five or six o'clock in the afternoon there was people turning
up and moving into the front and you should have said it was like an angry mob we're like how dare
you we've been here since one o'clock you don't know what we've been through we will fight you
and then anyway and then security came out because they obviously needed to keep everyone calm
and they essentially, I think, had a cut off.
They were like, all right, who's turned up past this time?
And then they moved them all to the back.
Oh, good.
Did you have to be calmed down at an Ellie Goulding concert?
Mate, it got bloody.
Did you have a security incident?
Mate, this is not a line cutting issue.
This is what we were talking about.
This is a public fight.
This is you involved in a public fight.
I kind of stood back because there was definitely angrier people in the mob,
but I definitely joined them as a part of the, you know,
I grabbed my little pitchfork.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to do it.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
Thanks for a fun week of filling in on The Breakfast Show.
We will be back to our afternoon slot next week.
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