ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th July 2024

Episode Date: July 4, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:32 ZM's Brie and Clint. Saved like a boss with KFC's $9.99 Wicked Pack. Brie and Clint filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. One more day of filling in. One day to go. What's everyone doing for the weekend?
Starting point is 00:00:47 Ooh. Anyone got anything fun planned? Producers doing anything fun for the weekend? Got plans? I'm just going to recover from this breakfast week, I think. I know what I thought. I'm sleeping. Yeah, same actually, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Warriors All Blacks doubleheader on Saturday night. Really? Warriors 5, All Blacks 7. I know Saturday night. Really? Warriors at five, All Blacks at seven. I know where I'll be, on the couch watching that. Yeah. I won't. I'd love to go to that All Blacks game in Dunedin. Oh, that stadium in Dunedin.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Have you ever been there? Oh, we did the toga party there, eh? It's a great stadium. Oh, Ellie, you were there. You were there. I was. We had a toga party inside that stadium in Dunedin. It was awesome.
Starting point is 00:01:25 It is the tits. And I saw my mate who lives in Christchurch got to go on a tour of the Christchurch one, which is almost built, which is also going to have a roof. Yeah. So good. When's the Christchurch one ready? End of next year. Nice.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Don't pretend like you give a shit. No, I did live in Christchurch for two years. Listener. Oh, and when's that one going to be ready? Sport. What test matches have we got lined up for that one, Clint? Do you have the new shirt, Clint?
Starting point is 00:01:49 Do you? You mean the jersey? Yeah, that. No, I don't. The new all-black jersey? No, I don't. But it is my passion. It is my one hobby, so I will find one. Remember that toga party that we did host in Dunedin and we stayed at that god-awful hotel.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Oh, no. You, you... I got athletes' foot from that hotel. You've always complained about the hotel. You've always complained about the hotel. It's quite nice where I was. Mine had red stains on the sheets. That's right.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Or on the carpet. I had the top floor and I had a balcony that looked out over the city of Dunedin, but it was like completely secluded. And I've never done this before. And I don't think I've ever told you this. I was like, I'm going to do it. What?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Went out and stood on the balcony naked. Yeah. He's crazy. He's crazy. It was freezing. Remember my toga didn't fit, so we had to take the sheet off the bed? Oh, that's crazy. It was freezing. Remember my toga didn't fit, so we had to take the sheet off the bed? Oh, that's right.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I had to wear this dirty, stained sheet as my toga. Anyway, if you're going to the rugby in Dunedin this weekend, have a great time. I hope the octagon goes off. I hope it's everything that it used to be down there for all-black rugby. Get your thermals. It's going to be freezing.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Bree and Clint. It's a to be freezing. It's the Tradie versus Lady. Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie. Three, two, one, let's go. Welcome to Tradie versus Lady. We do like to keep score and that is what we've been doing. The Tradies are making a bit of a comeback in the last week or so.
Starting point is 00:03:23 They're on 50 wins for the year. The ladies on 58. Still a little bit out in front. Whoever takes it out today will get that $50 cash always. And this week, a Makita XGT cordless radio worth $440. How good. Our lady's calling from Christchurch. She's 22.
Starting point is 00:03:40 And this is her second time playing Tradiverse Lady. This is Redemption Round. Welcome to the show, Stacey. Hello, Stacey. Hi, morning, guys. How badly did you lose last time, Stacey? Oh, it was just one point, I think, because of the last one, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Okay, you've got this then. Easy. You've got to get past our tradie from the Manawatu. He's 23 and he's a builder. Welcome to the show, Max. G'day, Max. How much is your hammer worth? Not enough.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Not enough. Fair enough. Yeah, you can always judge a tradie by how good his hammer is. Absolutely. Okay, Max, your buzzer is tradie. Stacey, you're the lady. The first of three correct answers wins that prize. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Here we go. Question number one. What country has the longest coastline of any country in the world? Is it the USA, Canada, or Russia? Trini. Yes, Max. Russia. Well done.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Oh, no. That's not the right answer. Okay. I mean, it was a great guess, but Stacey, your turn. USA or Canada? Canada. Yeah, well done. It is Canada.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Nice work. I didn't look at the answer. I just assumed that I knew it. You were like, it's Russia. It's got to be Russia. It's Russia. All right, that's one to the ladies. Question number two.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Where are the All Blacks kicking their season off tomorrow night? In Auckland, Wellington or Dunedin? Lady. Stacey, just. In Wellington? No. Max, you want to jump in? Dunedin. Well done. It is Dunedin. Nice work. We're all tied up one apiece. Question number
Starting point is 00:05:20 three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies. Stacey's in. Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. As Mama Di says it as well. Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Nice work, Stace. You're on the board with two. And Max, you've got one. You need this one to stay in the game. Question number four. Dakota Fanning became a famous actress at the ripe young Question number four. Dakota Fanning became famous a famous actress at the ripe young age of seven. She also has a famous younger
Starting point is 00:05:49 sister. What's her name? Dakota Fanning's sister. She's also a Fanning if that helps. No one? No one. Her name is Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Not for the win unfortunately. Too late. Her name is... Oh, lady! Oh, yeah. No, no. Not for the win, unfortunately. Too late. Her name is Elle Fanning. All right, no points there. Question number five. In the movie Zombieland, what is the number one rule for surviving the zombie apocalypse?
Starting point is 00:06:19 Is it double tap, check the back seat, or cardio? Trade it. Yes, Max? Double tap. No. No, or cardio? Trade it. Yes, Max? Double tap. No. No, it's not double tap. Stacey, is it check the back seat or cardio? Cardio.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Cardio is correct. That is the win. That's the win. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You got one, Stace. Second time's a charm. Congratulations. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Amazing. Thank you so much. You can put that tranny radio in your room, blast it as loud as you want. Bree and Clint. So there's a guy called Sean Evans. He's 55. He's a former police staffer from England, and he has had his penis amputated for cancer. Oh, now I feel horrible.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Yeah. Oh, the poor bugger. You had so many jokes lined up, didn't you Oh, now I feel horrible. Yeah. Oh, the poor bugger. You had so many jokes lined up, didn't you? No, I didn't. But I made a joke earlier. No, but it's natural, I think, because it's such a shocking headline. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:16 He had some pain down there. Oh, this poor guy. And something that he thought was a cold sore. And he went to the doctor and they told him it was cancer and then they whipped it off. Not instantly, but, you know, like they said, that's cancer. We're going to have to amputate your literal penis. What?
Starting point is 00:07:31 His whole penis was riddled with cancer? Well, God, this is so graphic, eh? They said they would try and save as much of it as they could, but, you know, you kind of, because you're on the side of, as a man, you'd go, yeah, save me as much as you can. But then as a person, you'd go, well, no, please get as much of the cancer as you can. Yeah, like you're really stuck between a rock and a hard place. There you go.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Literally. The story's horrific, but it has a happy ending, excuse the pun, in that he's alive, you know? And I guess you would rather, well, no, not I guess. Don't let me put I guess in front of that. You would rather have no wanger than be dead, right? Because how old did you say he was? 55. Oh, he's so young.
Starting point is 00:08:16 He's so young. But what does he do now? Do they make him a new one? They can. They can do that. So they can. That's really interesting. So I'm sure he has some
Starting point is 00:08:25 kind of opening to do his business. Yeah. But as far as like enjoyment of life, of which that is a very important part. Organ. They said if he goes five years without cancer, cancer free,
Starting point is 00:08:42 then they will build him a new one. So he has to go five years penisless? Penisless for five years, yeah. That's traumatic. There's the trauma of having cancer, and then there's the trauma of having no willy. Yeah. That's a lot to process.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Oh, the poor bugger. Have you seen how they do it? No. How they make one? No. Out of other bits from your body? Oh, is it made of you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Really? They like take it. I think they can do it a few different ways, but one way that I've seen that, take it from your forearm. Yeah. To make a new force. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's like these different contraptions
Starting point is 00:09:18 where they can put, essentially they'll put a thing into it. Yeah. Into the long part. Like a tube. Like a tube almost or like a rod. And then there's this like little tube that goes down to one of your, if you've got the fake testicles. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:33 And then one of the testicles will be a pump and you pump it up when it's like happy fun times. You pump it up? So you use one of, like it's Hidden in one of the Like those Reebok shoes From the 80s Literally Really
Starting point is 00:09:49 Yeah like it's hidden In one of the balls That'd actually be Kind of handy Wouldn't it Yeah Like you'd never You'd be like
Starting point is 00:09:55 Hold on a second We're good to go Is it like an earbud though Where the longer you lie on it The softer it gets But I guess Just pump it again. Just pump it again. We're not making jokes.
Starting point is 00:10:09 We're just talking about the story, okay? And it's a good awareness story. It's a good awareness to always check yourself. Oh, my God. If you have any kind of symptoms, whatever. Because I imagine if he caught it earlier, maybe he could have prevented having the whole thing removed. That's his message as well is check yourself and that sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:10:22 And maybe he was embarrassed and he didn't go and get it checked for a while. That's what it is. You know? Don't be embarrassed. Just go get it checked. It's not worth not going. And, I mean, if you get a new one made, could get a big one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:35 You could pick and choose. Yeah. I wonder if it's like you pay per inch and you get the biggest one you can afford. Imagine having that conversation with the doctor. You're like, oh, you know. I've been through a lot. I think you look like a six. And he's like, no, I want an eight.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Yeah, I know I look like a six, but I want an eight. I want an eight. I've set up a give a little. I've been through enough. Give me the eight. Bree and Clint. A good thing about doing breakfast is that you can go home and watch The Chase if you want.
Starting point is 00:11:05 God, I love The Chase. Essentially The Chase. Just a quiz show. It's just a quiz show. What is it that makes it so good? It's Bradley. It's Bradley Walsh. And The Chasers.
Starting point is 00:11:15 And The Chasers. And how they've created characters. And I think just the real normie English people that they get on it. Yeah. That's what makes the show A. God, do you remember that guy, the really young one, who he ended up being the last person in the final chase? So it was him v. the chaser.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Yeah. And out of nowhere he won? Is that the guy who got 80 grand recently? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, amazing. Oh, bless you, child. The Dark Destroyer, Sean Wallace from The Chase.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Don't laugh. Don't laugh. He gave himself that name. Did he? I hope so. That makes it even funnier. I hope so. That makes it way funnier.
Starting point is 00:11:53 He's given advice on how to win a pub quiz. Ooh, cheat. Are you a pub quizzer? I love a pub quiz. Me too. I finally drag on a bit. Like I'm all about the pub quiz for the first five or six rounds. And then between like six and ten, which I guess is where the winning is done.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Because you've got to separate the winners from the losers, the wheat from the chaff. But I get a bit bored. Either that or I get a bit drunk. That's the issue. Yeah, I think people get a bit restless. Which is what the pub wants. Anyway, he's given advice on how to win a pub quiz. I think most of those chasers are former quizzers.
Starting point is 00:12:29 That's how they found them. Gotcha. They go around the local pub quiz scene and they're like, oh, yeah, you're a bit interesting. Come on here. You're smart enough. Yeah, you're good. So what does it take?
Starting point is 00:12:38 He reckons you've got to practice a lot. You've got to do a lot of quizzes. You've got to read a lot of general knowledge material. So like the newspaper, magazines, books. Which is what we do for our job. No, we do not. Yes, well, I read a lot of general knowledge and news. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:12:56 We just read the websites. What do you think that is? He said you should be reading the newspaper. Oh, but essentially, In Dead Herald is the newspaper? It is not. It's a big difference. Is there? Well reading the newspaper. Oh, but essentially, NZ Herald is the newspaper? It is not. It's a big difference. Is it?
Starting point is 00:13:07 Well, the newspaper, everything is laid out in front of you. You've got all these things that your eye can be drawn to. On a website, you've got to decide whether to click into something and be like,
Starting point is 00:13:17 oh yeah, I guess I could have a go at reading that. I feel like it's different. I feel like it's the same. I feel like it's way different. I feel like it's exactly the same. I feel like it's completely different. I feel like it's way different. I feel like it's exactly the same. I feel like it's completely different. I feel. Anyway, let's move on.
Starting point is 00:13:29 And he said you've got to watch heaps and heaps and heaps and heaps of TV game shows. Fun. Yeah, fun. He said you have to do a lot of quizzes and just show up to as many pub quizzes as you can because you've got to work that muscle. It's not about just learning the questions. You've got to work that muscle.'s not about just learning the questions you've got to work that muscle and be able to recall information quickly and like that's a real skill i always think about do you have you ever watched that movie with bradley
Starting point is 00:13:54 cooper called limitless love that movie oh yeah how good is that movie yeah and if you haven't seen it well it's this movie where bradley, he's a guy that's not reaching his full potential. He finds this drug. Finds this drug, this pill that when he takes it, you're able to access, I think it's like 100% of your brain or 99% of your brain. So everything you've ever heard or read or been a part of or done, you can access that.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Yeah. Can you imagine being able to access every single little fact or thing that you've heard? Can you imagine how disappointed you'd be if you took that drug and then accessed all of your brain and then you still weren't that smart? You're like, oh, shit. You're like, oh, it turns out it's a shit brain. I'm still dumb.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Oh, no. Sean Wallace, the Dark Destroyer from The Chase, is hosting a quiz in Queenstown tonight. Fun? Yeah. Where's this being held at? At the Town Hall, I think. Oh, so like a big one.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Like a proper quiz. Like a real big one. He's doing a tour. He's going to be in Dunedin on Sunday after the rugby. That's smart from him. I'd go. New Plymouth, Hamilton, Kerry, Kerry, Auckland. That'd be great.
Starting point is 00:15:04 The Chasers love coming to New Zealand, don't they? He does, specifically. I think he loves rugby, and the English team are touring here at the moment, so I think he's followed the English team down. What's the woman's name? The famous one? The Chaser? What's her name? The Governess. The Governess. Remember when
Starting point is 00:15:20 she came into the studio? No. I remember when Sean Wallace did. Oh, were you not here? He came in in a muscle tee. That's right. Yeah, the governess has been in here too. But you know how she always wears that same outfit on the show? Yes. It was so weird. Did she wear it? No, she was in
Starting point is 00:15:35 civvies. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was the same with Sean. Yeah. He was wearing like an Eddie Das muscle gym shirt. You're like, what? You look totally different. Anyway, I'd go to that quiz. That sounds great. Someone said he came to Upper Hutt Cosi Club.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Did he? And man, he's the nicest person ever. Yeah, I think he's very down to earth. I think they're all very down to earth. Oh, cool. Yeah. Except for the beast. I hear he's a real a-hole.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Oh, did you see recently his marriage broke up? The marriage when he married his cousin. That should be a question on the chase. Yeah, apparently. It was a real family fight. Mary J. Blige wrote a song about it, eh? Family Affair.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Yeah. Producer Ella says, if you want to know how the Gen Z about it, eh? Family Affair. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Producer Ellis says, if you want to know how the Gen Z's wave, listen up. Listen up. I thought it was... What are all the different waves we've got so far in existence?
Starting point is 00:16:35 We've landed on Munna Wave. Munna Wave. Royal Wave. Royal Wave. Nana Wave. The Gay Wave. Oh, you Gay Wave. Hey.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Hey, girls. You slay. You slay, bitch. Hello, boys. Nah, Jazz Hand's not a wave. That's not a wave. The gay wave. Oh, you gay wave. Hey. Hey, girls. You slay. Jazz hands. You slay, bitch. Hello, boys. Nah, jazz hands, not a wave. That's not a wave. But that's a stage wave.
Starting point is 00:16:51 You're on stage. Jazz hands, wave. Isn't it a dance move? But yeah, okay, sure. Yeah, jazz hands. And now the Gen Z wave. Now the Gen Z wave. So I'll take you through it.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Instead of just waving like a normal wave, we're stationary the hand, almost like a stop, and our fingers go up and down. Thumb out. Hey, girl! Like that. Hey, with your nails sticking out. If you've got your nails done. With your clapping with one hand. Oh, yeah. Apparently that's the new wave.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Hey! I hate it. I really hate it. I hate it too. I hate it so much. I'm trying to think how I wave if I ever it. I really hate it. I hate it too. I hate it so much. I'm trying to think how I wave, if I ever wave. I wave like a normal person. You wave like that? Just like back and forth. Yeah, that's what I do too.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I'm sick of that. I want some pizzazz. I think I sometimes try and do a manly wave. What's your manly wave? Like this, which is like a mini salute. Oh, here we go. Oh, salute. Oh, don't do that.
Starting point is 00:17:41 You gave me the ick. No. No, don't do that. Is that giving you the ick? That's giving me ick. Sorry. So what I'm doing is I'm putting two you the ick? That's giving me ick. Sorry. So what I'm doing is I'm putting two fingers to my forehead and then I'm saluting out. I sometimes do a country wave because I think it's my country roots coming out.
Starting point is 00:17:54 What's a country wave? A country wave is this. Very cowboy. Oh, that's good. And what's a country root? You know, I can't do that. There's the steering wheel wave, which is just hands on the steering wheel, two fingers up, or one finger up.
Starting point is 00:18:06 I like that. Just acknowledging a person as you go past. Thank you. There's... What else is there? The crimson wave. You don't want to ride that wave. Trust me.
Starting point is 00:18:19 I don't get it. It comes up once a month. Oh, that old dog. That old dog. That old dog. That old dog. All right, okay, we'll give it a go today, the Gen Z wave. First, hand up, palm up, directly up, fingers pointing to the sky. Like you're saying stop.
Starting point is 00:18:33 And then you're just waving with the fingers up and down. For some reason I feel like, you know, I feel like you should smile like this when you do this wave. Creepily? No. Yeah, it doesn't feel like that. You're creepy smiling. No, it's a... Hi.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Hi, guys. No. Okay, we'll put this on our Brie and Clint Instagram so everyone can see it. All right. Do you want people to see this? Yeah. Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Look, the most viral thing in the world at the moment is definitely this, Sheila. Better give him that huck too and spit on that thing. You get me? It is everywhere. I just love her. She still hasn't created. I just want the best for her.
Starting point is 00:19:09 She's so great. She still hasn't created any social media, which I feel like is a big mistake. Yeah. You need to cash in right now. But then is that kind of why we maybe like her more? No. Nah? Nah.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Okay. You need to get it now, build it now, because this is the time. It's hot right now. You're thinking it's going to end. I think the Hawk Tour girl is forever. Yeah, same. I think she has enduring star power. I think she's more than just one catchphrase.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Well, time will tell. I do love her, though. I think she's great. Yeah, she seems like a good time. And it's funny. All the memes, there's signs that the Warriors based around the Hawk Tour Girl. And one of my favourite things at the moment is all the different remixes of the Hawk Tour Girl that are going around. That's so good.
Starting point is 00:19:58 If you haven't heard them, I have compiled the best ones. And we're going to play them for you this morning. Let's kick it off strong with a bit of Cee Lo Green, Forget You. I love you, Pookie, forever. Solid remix. Wait till it kicks in. See you driving round town with the girl I love and I like her hot too. So good. Another great one that is doing the rounds on the internet is Do you remember the song Starstruck?
Starting point is 00:20:48 You'll know it when you hear it But they've turned it into a solid hot tour remix So good. So good. Yeah, that's brilliant. That's a very good remix. But let's continue on. Black Eyed Peas, obviously, you know, they need to get involved
Starting point is 00:21:22 and their song Pump It has been turned into a remix. I love you, Pookie, forever. What's one movie band that makes a man go crazy all the time? Oh, you've got to give it that punk, punk. Yes, that goes hard. That's good, that slaps, hey, that slaps. I need that one. I've got one more for you this morning,
Starting point is 00:21:48 just covering off the different Hot Tour remixes we've seen. Do you remember the song from Blur or was it called Blur? No, it was By Blur, song two. By Blur, song two. They've turned it into a remix. That wasn't easy. You've got to give them that Hot Tour instead of that thing. You get me? Hot Tour. I really like that one that uses this song as well. Have you seen it?
Starting point is 00:22:24 There it goes. Hug, too, baby. Even though you know what that's worth. Hug. So good. Very, very good. There you go. You're updated for the Hot Tour remixes doing the rounds.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Brie and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Damn. That was a live version.
Starting point is 00:22:53 A live rendition. From the original recorder herself. Hello. Producer Ellie, former producer Ellie, now returned producer Ellie, who sang that song way back in bloody 2018 or whenever we started this game. It survived. It survived, I know. One of the few that has survived since 2018.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I know. It's pretty much this and Birthday Banger. Yeah. No, Birthday Banger's been changed. Oh, you mean intros? Yeah. Oh, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:18 As in intros get updated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like that's one of the only originals. We can't replace that one. It is, yeah. We're going to guess songs as quickly as we can to win somebody some cash. Ben, you're going to play with us and you're going to be on Team Bree. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Morning, Ben. Good. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. Let's win you this cash, all right? Yes. You've got to go head-to-head with myself and Kurt. Kia ora, Kurt.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Good morning. Hello, Kurt. Morning, how are we doing? We're good. Where are you, Kurt? Christ, it's cold. Yeah, how are we doing? We're good. Where are you, Kurt? Christchurch. Christchurch. Cold?
Starting point is 00:23:47 Yeah, very cold. Very cold. Do you get ice on your windscreen in the morning in Christchurch, Kurt? Not where I am, but yeah, probably just out of town, I would say they do. That's when you know it's cold, eh? Okay, we're going to guess these songs as quickly as we can. Ellie, you're in charge. What do we need to know?
Starting point is 00:24:04 All right, so what you need to do is as soon as you know what song it is and artist, you've got to buzz them with your name. We're going to start with Bree and Clint, and then we'll do Ben and Kurt and vice versa. All right, sweet. We'll start with you, Bree and Clint. When you're ready, Clint, click off that first song. Clint, that's Queen and I Want to Break Free.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Nice. Of course it is. Nice work. I forgot to Break Free. Nice. Of course it is. Nice work. I forgot to mention. I've got to break free. I want to break free. I forgot to mention the songs are some of my faves since I've returned. I already knew that.
Starting point is 00:24:36 As soon as I heard that Queen one, I'm like, oh, we're doing Ellie songs today. There you go. One to Clint. Team Clint. Come on, Ben. You got this. Ben, you don't have to be as fast as me, obviously, but it is an advantage, yeah. Sometimes it's good to take a bit longer. Is it?
Starting point is 00:24:53 All right, boys. Here's your song. Oh, tough. I just want to take you anywhere that you like. We could go out any day, any night. Maybe I'll take you there, take you there. Oh, tough. It's not a very Kurt and Ben song. I was just thinking that. It is a bit harder than Kurt.
Starting point is 00:25:15 What if they can just get the artist? Yeah, okay. Yeah, just artist. Was that Ben? Come on, Ben. You've got this. No one? Ben? Give it a go, Ben. you've got this. No one? Ben?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Give it a go, Ben. Yeah, is it One Direction? Yeah! Yes! Nice! It's got a real Reece Mastin-y feel about it. It does, it does. What's the name of the song, Ellie?
Starting point is 00:25:43 Kiss You. Kiss You. Yeah. It's a real niche One Direction song. Yeah, sorry about that. I thought it was quite mainstream. But a banger, though. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:25:54 You've just been listening to the same five songs for the last ten years. You know you're right. Yeah. Okay, let's do another one. Free. Free. That is Miley Cyrus' Seven Things. Nice.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Clint doesn't like this song. Really? Which shocks me. I love Miley. But not this song. This one's a bit cheesy to me. Yeah, fair enough. I'm obsessed.
Starting point is 00:26:18 I love it. All right, Kurt, you're going to have to get this one to keep us in the game, okay? Ben, you could win it here, mate. Yeah, it's two to Team Bree, one to Team Clint. I'm a bit worried about this one now, but here, let's go. Oh, no. Oh, it's a tune. It's a novelty song. It is.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Oh, if you know, you know. Kurt, Kurt, yes, Kurt, get in there. It's the High School Musical, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Do you know what it's called? I don't know. Come on, Kurt, you got it. Was that Kurt saying get your head in the game?
Starting point is 00:26:57 Yeah, it was. Nice, Kurt, you've nailed it there. We're all tied up. Well done, Kurt. It's a throwback, all right. It's an absolute three-pointer from Kurt. It's such a random choice for this game. Such a banger.
Starting point is 00:27:12 I love it. We're all level. That means Kurt and Ben and Bree and me, we're all in on this last one, okay? Right, anyone can buzz in. All right, here we go. Clint, Peking Duck Dark and I know it. Higher?
Starting point is 00:27:31 No. No. No, but correct artist. Damn it. Anyone else know the title of that one? Was that Kurt? Yeah. Yeah, Kurt, what is it?
Starting point is 00:27:43 High. No, it's not that one. Is it? Pie. No. No. It's not that one. Is it... Clint? Ben? Ben?
Starting point is 00:27:54 Is it Fire? No. But that is another one of their songs. Clint? Yeah. Never Gonna Sleep Alone? No. Kurt? Kurt's in. I'm down. sleep alone Kurt's in
Starting point is 00:28:06 Kinda Yeah Nice I love that song but I was never gonna get that Well done Kurt Kurt you've scored yourself $50 cash in the one second song challenge Well done
Starting point is 00:28:21 Sorry Ben We're close. We're close. Have a great weekend, boys. We appreciate it. Well, there you go. Much like the intro that hasn't changed since 2018, neither have the five songs that Ellie listens to.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Bree and Clint. How long have you been waiting for a purchase? Because I feel like I waited way too long. But I could be just being a whinger. No, I don't think you're being a whinger. And I actually think you might have the record, which is why I think we should talk about this. Okay, so it started back in November 2023 on Black Friday.
Starting point is 00:29:00 I bought and I'd saved up for months and months and months and I finally made a big purchase of a new couch. It's my first couch I've ever bought new. The first new couch I've ever bought in the Black Friday sales. I took like weeks to make the decision and finally I was like, yep, this is the couch. I'm super excited about it. People agonise over couches because...
Starting point is 00:29:25 It's a massive decision. It's a massive decision. They're not cheap and also you kind of, when you buy a couch, you go, well, this is going to be my couch for the next 10 years. Yeah. You know? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:29:34 And if you work out how much time you spend on those couches, it's a lot. So it's worth spending some good money on a couch. Especially in my house. We spend a lot of time on the couch. It needs to be comfortable. Like I had all these things and i finally found my dream couch and anyway made the purchase uh in the black friday
Starting point is 00:29:51 sales yeah and i knew at the time because they said up front they were like hey look we don't have these in a warehouse somewhere we make them to order okay so it takes and i think they said 12 weeks yeah is the is the wait time but it wasn't like some like small like designer couch shop it was a pretty big deal shop it is but i mean it was a perfectly normal place to buy a couch from but i knew that front like from the from the get-go you would be 12 weeks i knew it up front they said 12 weeks and i said yep i'm willing to wait 12 weeks for my dream couch. That's fine with me. Anyway, 12 weeks rolls around and I'm like, here we go.
Starting point is 00:30:31 This is perfect. I'm about to get my new couch. Anyway, get a phone call from the place and they say, we've got some bad news. Your couch has been damaged during shipping. Yeah. And you have a couple of options. You can wait another 12 weeks.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Make you another one. And we'll make you another one. Or we can repair this one and give you that one. But they were like, we don't want to repair it because it's really badly damaged and you bought a new couch, you deserve a new couch. Yeah. So I was like, another 12 weeks? I was like, oh, okay. So I was like, another 12 weeks? I was like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:31:06 So I was like, yep, okay, that's fine. You know, shit happens. These things do happen. Like, it's not your guy's fault. That's all good. Yeah. Anyway, another 12 weeks rolls around. Six months so far.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Six months. Don't hear from them. Hear nothing. I'm like, okay, well, what the hell is going on? I've chased these people for months, like where they wouldn't even get in touch with me to tell me what's going on. Eventually got in touch with them and they said, oh no, it's going to be at least another month, at least another month. So add that onto the already 24 weeks that I've waited. And so I
Starting point is 00:31:41 think all up, it's been just over seven months. But yesterday, the triumphant moment when I received my couch I bought back in November. And was it worth the wait? It's a beautiful couch. But seven months is a long time to wait. Can any couch be worth seven months? I don't know. You're just lucky that you weren't moving into like a new house with no furniture. Yeah. And you were sitting on like deck chairs or camp chairs for the last seven months. I don't know. You're just lucky that you weren't moving into like a new house with no furniture. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:06 And you were sitting on like deck chairs or camp chairs for the last seven months. Oh, it would have been ropeable. At least you had a dirty, crusty old couch that you could still make do with. But every time. Seven months, I would be on the phone to them every day. I would just be making their life hell.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Oh, it was, they were so hard to get in touch with too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was just kind of like, you guys need to update me. Like, this was, they were so hard to get in touch with too. Like, and I was just kind of like, you guys need to update me. Like, this is a bit ridiculous. Seven months is a long time away. You can tell why the Karens of the world complain because it gets things done. It's the only way. It's the only way to get things across the line, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:32:36 I'm not someone to complain, but I want like a voucher or something. So that's a good question. Seven months with no couch. Seven months to get a couch, you were told would take 12 weeks. Yeah. And you paid for the couch up front, right? Up front, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Do they offer you anything? They have mentioned vouchers, but then, like, the couch has been delivered yesterday. Haven't heard anything from these people. Free set of cushions? Coffee table? Nah. Nothing?
Starting point is 00:33:00 Nah, nothing. Jeez. I was kind of like, give me a voucher, guys. At least give me a chair. Give me an armchair or something. Give me something. Yeah, I'll wait another seven months for an armchair. We want to ask if anyone can beat Bree.
Starting point is 00:33:13 She's done seven months waiting for a new couch. What's the thing that you purchased that took ages, ages to arrive? We would never name the store. We're not that kind of show. But everybody who has texted texted guessing what the store is has picked it correctly. Yeah, which makes me think they've had a...
Starting point is 00:33:30 You're not alone in your experience. Makes me feel better, actually. So we're asking how long did you wait for your purchase? Let's talk to Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Good morning. Hi, Tracy. Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:33:41 How are you? Good, thanks. Trace, what was the purchase and how long did you wait? I think it might be the same store as you, Brie, or the couch. Let's not name them. We're not going to name the store, are we, Tracey? We're not going to name them. No, no.
Starting point is 00:33:52 No, not name the stores. Eight months. And then they said to me it was going to be another six weeks after that. No. Yep. So I cancelled the order. Oh, you did. Well, Tracey, you gave up after nine months.
Starting point is 00:34:08 What a quitter. Yeah, I know. Tracy, did they compensate you in any way? No. They should. They should have. Okay. Go get one of those second-hand couches off Trade Me.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Alana's here. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi. How long did you wait for your curtains? So we moved into a new place sort of 2022, and we got this lady to come around and measure up the windows, and was like, yep, it'll be about,
Starting point is 00:34:37 she said about three weeks for the curtains. And we were like, okay, that's fine. So we went away and had nothing from then. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Three months, and we finally got the curtains put in. Oh, that's. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Three months and we finally got the curtains put in. Oh, that's so annoying not having curtains. Yeah, well the worst bit is that it was in the middle of winter. Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:34:56 Yeah. Do you reckon she just forgot? Or got too busy or COVID or something. Rosie's here. Hi, Rosie. Good morning. Morning, Rosie. Tell us, what did you purchase and how long did you wait? It's another couch story. Oh, here we go, Rosie.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Come on. So last year, my partner and I purchased the couch in June and they said it would be about, we'd receive it in about October, which was fine. Okay. And then I contacted them because we hadn't received it yet and then we finally received it in about October, which was fine. And then I contacted them because we hadn't received it yet. And then we finally received it in November. And we'd ordered a beautiful brown
Starting point is 00:35:30 leather modular couch. Gotcha. It turns up. Oh no. And it's alternating colours. So for whatever reason. What? It's in you different bits of different couches. Yeah. So it went brown, black, brown, black, brown.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Yeah. And the guys that delivered it, they were like, this is weird. It's a weird couch. Yeah. Wow. This isn't on purpose. So we obviously contacted them.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Did you keep the bits that were right? Did you keep the brown bits and send the black bits back? No. So the whole thing had to be remade. Oh. Yeah. So we got to keep the couch that they gave us until the new one arrived. Okay, okay, that's helpful.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Yeah, so this is November last year. Then they said it would be about March this year that we would receive the couch. March came around, nothing. So I contacted them and then we finally received our couch in the beginning of May. So I think it was around 11 nothing. So I contacted them and then we finally received our couch in the beginning of May. So I think it was around 11 months. Almost a year for a couch. Who thought couches were so hard to get? I wonder where Rosie got
Starting point is 00:36:33 her couch from. Someone out, I reckon you know. Someone said, I ordered a mirror. It took two years to get here. We sold our house and built a whole new house while we were waiting and we hung the mirror in the new house. God, they waited a long time. You built a house in the time it took you to get a mirror.
Starting point is 00:36:50 It was quicker to build a house than to get a mirror. Someone else said I waited 20 months for a new car, was told one week before it was due to arrive. It hadn't been made yet. No, that's not how cars work. I was furious. That's not how cars should work.
Starting point is 00:37:06 No compensation. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Our boss said to us, hey, there's not enough singing on ZM in the morning.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Can you guys fill in for a week and bring you a hit segment Friday Oki with you? Look, we do realise this is going to be much harder to stomach in the morning. But, you know what? Just because we're in the mornings doesn't mean we don't humiliate ourselves. Every
Starting point is 00:37:38 Friday on your way home we do this. It's where we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. That same one that you just heard in Five on Time, Sam. He makes us sound as good as possible. We play him out, just a little bit of the song, and then we get five people to call through and pick the winner of Fridayoke.
Starting point is 00:37:54 This week, we celebrated a milestone. It's been six years of the Bree and Clint show. So we decided it'd be a bit of fun to go and grab the number one song from the week that we started doing this show here on ZM. That song was George Ezra. It's got some good memories attached for me as
Starting point is 00:38:15 I did do a great George Ezra impression, which I ended up to George Ezra. He loved it. He said that's a solid impression of me. It's a bit of fun. It's a good song. It's a great song.
Starting point is 00:38:28 How well can we do it? That's always the challenge. We're going to get you to listen to both of them. And then once you've heard both, we'll open up the phone lines for people to pick a winner. But it's your week to go first. So you ready for this? Ready. Anything you need to tell us about you, George Ezra?
Starting point is 00:38:42 I just really tried to bring the George in the Ezra, and I went as monotone, as deep as I female-y could. Female-y could. Female-y could. All right, here's Breeze Fanioki on ZM. Homegrown alligator, see you later. Gonna hit the road. Gonna hit the road.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Something changed in the atmosphere. Architecture unfamiliar. I could get used to this. Time flies by in the yellow and green. Stick around and you'll see what I mean. There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of. If you need me, you'll know where I'll be. Solid. Underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone I'll be riding shotgun Underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone
Starting point is 00:39:52 It's still going. I'll be riding shotgun Underneath the hot sun Feeling like a someone Someone, someone, someone Oh, it's a solid effort. Solid effort. It is solid ass.
Starting point is 00:40:08 One text so far and it just says, I'm going to piss my pants. You know what? You are welcome. I brought the great George Ezra impression to that. And obviously the laughs. I liked it. I liked it. Don't listen to the text that says, I haven't even heard it yet
Starting point is 00:40:25 but I'm already voting for Clint. Don't listen to that, okay? No, that's fair. I mean, I would say you have to listen to both before you make up your mind. Can I ask, who did you get to do
Starting point is 00:40:34 your backing vocals on the chorus there? I got a whole choir. Did you? Yeah, a whole choir because that's what George has in his. Well, that was actually
Starting point is 00:40:40 the trick that I used on my one as well. Was it? I got a surprise choir and I said... Was it you guys as well? Yeah. Was it the same choir?
Starting point is 00:40:48 Yeah. Well, yeah, sort of. It was the exact same. Yeah, similar. It was similar. Ella and I were in both and there was a few variations. Yeah, that was the best part of mine, actually. You didn't tell me you had a choir, you cheeky shit.
Starting point is 00:40:58 You went first and you didn't tell me either, you cheeky shit. Well, who's got the better George Ezra on them? You've heard Breeze and this is my George Ezra. You can vote after this. Homegrown alligator, see you later. Gotta hit the road. Gotta hit the road.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Suddenly changed in the atmosphere, architecture unfamiliar. I could get used to this. Time flies by in the yellow and green. Stick around and you'll see what I mean.
Starting point is 00:41:35 There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of. If you need me, you know where I'll be. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone. You know where I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone, someone, someone, someone. Very good.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Thank you. Very good. Those are our Friday Okies. I feel like you just, you know, like, you didn't get low enough for George. Like, it's more like, I'll be right as long. Right, did you get lower than me, did you?
Starting point is 00:42:33 Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, look, I feel like you just needed to go a little... Yours was so low. Someone texted and they said, both of these make me want to remove my car stereo. Fair. Fair. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Remember, it's not who sounded the most like George Ezra, it's whose did you enjoy the most. That's the point of Ryoki. Someone else said that I scared their children. I mean, that's not what I was going for. I was more going for the laughs. Yeah. A lot of people texting and asking if they can vote for the choir,
Starting point is 00:43:05 which is nice. But no, you can't. I mean, the choir was 100% the best thing about mine. I'm not, I'm, I'm definitely, like, aware of that for sure. If you missed it, we did George Ezra.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Bree sounded like this. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun feeling like a someone. Shout out to the choir and mine sounded like this. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone. Shout out to the choir, and mine sounded like this. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone. And now we have voters standing by to pick the winner of our George Ezra Fridayoke, the number one song in New Zealand when this show went to air six years ago, that song.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I feel like I'm about to get a pantsing. Mallory, good morning. Hello, Mallory. Good morning. How you doing? Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you too. Hey, what did you think about George Ezra's?
Starting point is 00:43:54 Oh, they were both outstanding. That's good feedback. I wanted to put it out when it came on my four-year-old daughter asked if I could add it to her playlist. Oh. Oh, that's good. That's a ringing endorsement, and that is not what you want, is it? You don't want that on your playlist. No.
Starting point is 00:44:10 You have to get them out on Spotify. Yeah, take the wiggles over that any day. That was Clint. You voting Clint? Yeah. We'll take it. Thank you, Mallory. Thanks, Mallory. Have a good weekend.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Have a great weekend. We're going to go to Chelsea next. Hi, Chelsea. Good morning. Hi, Chelsea. Hi. Put me out of my misery, Chelsea. What's happening? I can't put you out of your misery, sorry.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Definitely clinch. No, that's what I meant. Like, just say your line. She means like a mercy kill, I think. Yeah, just make it quick. I'll shut my eyes and make it quick. Thanks, Chelsea. You have a great weekend as well.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Lily has called through. Oh, we'll go to Lily last, actually. Let's go to Rosie. Hi it quick. Thanks, Chelsea. You have a great weekend as well. Lily has called through. Oh, we'll go to Lily last, actually. Let's go to Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hi. Good morning, Rosie. How old are you?
Starting point is 00:44:54 I'm 10 turning 11 in a week. Love that. Oh, well, happy birthday for a week's time. Rosie, do you want to give us some feedback and then who you're voting for? Yeah, so I thought that they were both really great. They both made me laugh. But I think I'm going to vote for Bree.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Rosie, you're my ride or die. I appreciate your vote, babe. She's got the death rattle. There's a little bit of life left in the old girl. Could she pull it back from 2-0 down? I don't think so, but we'll go to Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi, Lily. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Hello. How old are you, Lily? I go to Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi, Lily. Good morning. Hello. Hello. How old are you, Lily? I'm only nine. You're only nine. Do you like listening to our horrible singing? Yeah. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Who are you going to vote for? Who do you think did the best George Ezra this week? I'm going to vote for Quinn. I'm so sorry, Bree. That's okay, Lily. You go with your gut, but I appreciate you calling through. Have a good weekend, all right? I'm the first time Bree. That's okay, Lily. You go with your gut, but I appreciate you calling through. Have a good weekend, all right? And the first time caller.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Are you? What are we going to play? Which bit are we going to play? We've got to do this. Yes, Lily. Thanks for finally calling through. That's all right. You promise me you'll vote for me next time?
Starting point is 00:46:03 Yeah. I thought she was going to say no promises. No promises, Bree. I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like a someone. Yeah, it was good from you this week. It was very, very good. Shout out to the person who texted and said,
Starting point is 00:46:17 hey, guys, can I please vote for neither? You can. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday thing. Yeah, let's make it a goodie for our last morning shift. The number one song when you turn 16. We'll play one of these out in full. Josh is up first.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Hi, Josh. G'day, Josh. Good morning. Happy Friday, mate. What's plans for the weekend? Nothing too much. I've got work tomorrow, so my week hasn't quite ended yet. Oh, boo.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Okay, well, let's brighten your spirits, hopefully, with your birthday banger. What is your birthday? My birthday is 17th of May, 2001. All right, Josh, that means you were 16 in 2017. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm the one. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,, this was number one. DJ Khaled, The Biebs, and Chance the Rapper. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Yeah. This is your birthday banger. Do you like it, Josh? Yeah, yeah, it's a good one. It's a banger. That's a churn. That was huge. Okay, wait.
Starting point is 00:47:24 We're going to do Libby's birthday banger. Happy Friday, Libby. Hi, Lib. Hi. You got anything good planned for the weekend, Libby? Not really. The kids start school holidays. Parents are so depressed, eh? I like how you can hear the disappointment through Libby's mouth.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Yeah. Oh, mate. All right, we're thinking of you. Let's do your birthday banger. What is your birthday, Lib? The 28th of January, 1988. All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 2004.
Starting point is 00:47:54 And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly. Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly. Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly. Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly. Throwback. With a baby bash. Sugar, sugar.
Starting point is 00:48:07 What do you reckon, Libby? Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad? I quite like that one. It's a vibe, this song. It is a vibe. It's not like a Friday, like, banger, but it's a tune. It's a tune.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Jodie's birthday banger. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Happy Friday. Hey, guys. Please tell me, Jodie, you'veanger. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Happy Friday. Hey, guys. Please tell me, Jodie, you've got like a raging birthday party this weekend or something.
Starting point is 00:48:30 I've got Nebel on Saturday and then going along to support the Stars men versus the Mystics men on Saturday. That's pretty good. I'll take it. It'll be rowdy. Is there a men's comp for the ANZ Championship? There is. Is there? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Is that a new thing or has that been around for ages? It's a new thing. Jodie, the reason why Clint asked is because he thinks he can be in it. Oh, look, anyone's possible. I was very, very good at indoor netball. Garbage
Starting point is 00:49:00 at rugby, but very good at indoor netball. How good were you? Oh, we went two seasons unbeaten. Well, there you go. So, suck on that. I wish I didn't say that. Yeah, I wish you didn't either, but here we are. Hey, Jocky, what is your birthday? 1st of May, 1982.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Hey, Jocky, suck on this one. You were 16 in 1998. Here's your birthday bag. Oh, I mean, it's a stone cold classic from Natalie Imbruglia.
Starting point is 00:49:33 You like it, Jodie? Yeah, I think I've got the best one. If that is not what we're playing today, I resign. I think you might have the best one
Starting point is 00:49:40 and I'm voting for it. I will tender my resignation. Oh, I don't need to. We're going to vote for it. No, we're going to vote for it. It's happening. Hey, Jodie. I've got to vote for it. No, we're going to vote for it. It's happening. Hey, Jodie. I've got to vote for Natalie and Bruglia. Have fun at Niddy this weekend.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Let me know the details where I can try out. Yes, will do. Pivot, step pivot, Jodie. Away you go. Brie and Clint, here's your birthday banger. I thought I saw a man bought to life. He was warm, he came around like he was
Starting point is 00:50:04 dignified Bree and Clint Have you guys seen this crazy story that's come out of Mount Everest? No, I'm not up to date on my Mount Everest news. I mean, you should be. I'm obsessed with any news about Mount Everest. I just think it's such an interesting place. But this story is quite an interesting one where footage has emerged
Starting point is 00:50:29 from two climbers who were up the mountain. I believe they were on the viewing platform next to the Everest Elevation Measurement Monument, if that makes sense to anyone. It doesn't, but sure. It was at one point where I think it's a great place to take photos, essentially. But they're not at like base camp or something? No, they're not like at the top.
Starting point is 00:50:49 And they're not, okay. I think they're in a place where quite a lot of other people are. Sure. So it's like kind of like a, you know, a point where people stop. Anyway, at one point a huge argument breaks out between these two guys and they get into a full-on fisticuff and they're like punching each other,
Starting point is 00:51:06 rolling around on the ground on Mount Everest. We've got a bit of audio and it's in another language and you can't really hear much, but this is the tussle that happened on Mount Everest. The guy's got him in a headlock and then the other guy's trying to punch him, and apparently this went on for a while until they broke it up. It's a weird thing to say about audio, but that sounds cold.
Starting point is 00:51:34 It does sound cold. It sounds cold. It sounds very cold. Reports are, you know what the fight was over? What? Not, like, climbing gear or oxygen tanks? You're not going to believe. Last sandwich in the cafe at the Everest
Starting point is 00:51:50 viewing platform? I mean, that would be a fair enough fight. Last toasty? Apparently the fight broke out over the right photo angle. Oh, people are pathetic. The right photo angle to take a photo at this point on Mount Everest
Starting point is 00:52:05 and they got into a full fisticuff. Do you reckon Sir Ed and Tenzing Norgay had conversations about the angles of which they would take photos of each other on the peak of Mount Everest? I think it was more the angles that they should climb in order not to die. Exactly right. People suck, eh? It's more about having a photo so that people knew you were there than it is just about being there.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Just be in the moment, for God's sake. It made me think about how awkward a public fight can be, whether it's physical or it's just, you know, verbal. Both are super awkward situations. Any normal relationship, look, we all get into arguments. Yeah. Like, you know, especially in the car. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:49 I feel like the car is the perfect boxing ring for an argument. Yeah, but it's very awkward to witness one at the traffic lights and the car next to you. See, I think car's fair game. Really? I think that's fine. I don't count that as public. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:01 I think that's fine because every couple knows you will go ham at the argument in the car. You will go at each other. As soon as you step out of the car, the fight stops. Yeah, okay. You have to act normal. You can contain it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As soon as you get back into the car, it's on again.
Starting point is 00:53:17 That's what every normal relationship's like. Does the fight have to end when you get home? No. Oh. No, it just has to- You should make the car the resolution point. You go, we can fight as much as we want, but when we get home, we need to have this sorted.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Okay, that's a good idea. I like that. Every time you're in the car, you just have a fight. Ding, ding, ding. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696. Where did you see a public fight? Someone texted through and said, where this place to have a fight was my 18th birthday. My dad and my
Starting point is 00:53:43 ex's mate got into a punch-up, which ended up in a massive fight. Cops were called and everything. Even I joined in. I head-butted my ex because he wouldn't let go. Cheers, Katrina. You're obviously from a fighting family. I was going to say that's so stressful for your dad
Starting point is 00:53:58 to get in a fight at your 21st, but it sounds like... Sounds like it was all good. Sounds like maybe that's just what your family... Maybe that's how your family celebrates. That's how they sort it out. My sister and I got in an argument in the middle of
Starting point is 00:54:09 the NASA Space Centre because apparently the 100 pictures I took of her next to the moon weren't the right angle. So embarrassing. Oh that is hilarious.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Getting in a fight in the middle of NASA Space Centre. That's so good. Awkward fight was at my nana's funeral. It was my aunt and uncle literally rolling on the floor.
Starting point is 00:54:29 The brother and sister. Brother and sister at their mum's funeral. I mean, grief does weird things to people, so I feel like you can be excused. Fighting at a funeral is obviously not okay, but I feel like they're the ones that are allowed to do it. Yeah, if anyone's allowed to.
Starting point is 00:54:45 The brother and sister at their mum's funeral. They're allowed. They're allowed. Just don't roll into the grave. Someone else said, I was at a wedding and the groom got into a fight with his new wife's brother. The groom ended up getting arrested
Starting point is 00:54:57 and spending the night in the cells. Do you not get immunity on your wedding night? Like if the police show up, they go, well, we can't arrest the groom. Yeah, you arrest the other guy. Yeah. Well, he has to call it off or something like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:10 That's rough, eh? Awkward fights, man. Bree and Clint. Name something worse. Producers, you get in on this. Name something worse than a line cutter. Yeah, it's very frustrating because, you know, saying something is going to cause a whole cutter. Yeah, it's very frustrating because you know saying something is going to cause
Starting point is 00:55:25 a whole thing. People that... Oh, God, it boils my blood so much. I was at the Warriors a couple of weeks ago and there's a bar at the back of Mount Smart and they do not have enough bar staff there. They just don't. When it's like an hour before the game
Starting point is 00:55:41 it's so full. And I kid you not, I was in line for drinks for 40 minutes. That's ridiculous. I know. And so I was like, well, I'll get a big round of drinks. That's fine. But I waited in line 40 minutes. And it was one of those snaking queues that goes left, right, left, right, left, right.
Starting point is 00:55:55 When I got five people from the front, people started joining the queue with their friends. They're like, oh, can I jump in? Can I jump in beside you? No, no, no. And they were getting their own order. And I just, and they were being like, they're being chill about it. They're like trying to be like cool about it. Oh, I'd flip my lid.
Starting point is 00:56:11 I'd flip my lid. And a couple of them are like, geez, hell of a line, eh? And I was like, do I, do I kick off on behalf of all of the people in this queue? You know, every other person that has stood there and waited 40 minutes would be thinking the same thing. But you need them to join you. You need them to join you. No, you don't.
Starting point is 00:56:32 In support. Yeah, you need them to rally behind you. Would you, Brie? Have you done that? There was one time that a friend of mine and I lined up for Ellie Golding because we were on the floor. We had floor tickets, just GA tickets. And we lined up from 1 o'clock in the afternoon
Starting point is 00:56:49 because we wanted to be on Barrier. It was like our dream. We wanted it. So we'd lined up since, and I think there was already people there, but we were like maybe 10th or 15th in the line. Oh, you should get the Barrier. So there was, yeah, so we were like, sweet. Anyway, as the afternoon went on, because we were there for a long time
Starting point is 00:57:08 from like 1 o'clock, people started to arrive that were friends with other people that were in front of us. And there was like, you know, I think like close to 1 o'clock, like maybe 2 o'clock, there was a couple of people that came in and no one really said anything. But I think it was around 5 or 6 o'clock there was a couple of people that came in and no one really said anything but i think it was it was around five or six o'clock in the afternoon there was people turning up and moving into the front and you should have said it was like an angry mob we're like how dare you we've been here since one o'clock you don't know what we've been through we will fight you
Starting point is 00:57:40 and then anyway and then security came out because they obviously needed to keep everyone calm and they essentially, I think, had a cut off. They were like, all right, who's turned up past this time? And then they moved them all to the back. Oh, good. Did you have to be calmed down at an Ellie Goulding concert? Mate, it got bloody. Did you have a security incident?
Starting point is 00:58:00 Mate, this is not a line cutting issue. This is what we were talking about. This is a public fight. This is you involved in a public fight. I kind of stood back because there was definitely angrier people in the mob, but I definitely joined them as a part of the, you know, I grabbed my little pitchfork. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:17 You got to do it. Have a great weekend, everybody. Thanks for a fun week of filling in on The Breakfast Show. We will be back to our afternoon slot next week. Up the wars, up the All Blacks. Have a great weekend. We'll leave you with our favourite Hawk Tour remix to end the week. Oh, how good.
Starting point is 00:58:32 This is the Black Eyed Peas one. I love you, Mookie. Wait for the drop. What's one movie band that makes a man go crazy all the time? Oh, you've got to give it back. Hawk, Hawk Tour. Up the wads. Go the boys.
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