ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th June 2024

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

Mumma Di State of Origin prank.  What did ya mum keep?  Appearance disasters.  A girl was ghosted by her dream guy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC Try the new Korean BBQ Double Down today Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Bree and Clint. All right, let's do this thing, shall we?

Let's get this train on the tracks. Who's excited for State of Origin Game 1 tonight? Bree's not. This is rug baloog. I'm so excited. This is the best time of year. Brie came in today at midday. She's like, guys, I'm sick.

But it's not going to keep me down. And in the same breath, she's like, I'm going to a sports bar tonight to watch State of Origin. Up the bloody Queenslanders. Hey, if Australia are listening, can you guys please put State of Origin on a little bit earlier? I know. Remember that time they broadcast it free to air here? Oh yeah,

that'd be good too. Oh, that was good. Yeah, TV3 used to show it. Yeah. God, State of Origin all goes down tonight. The Maroons versus the New South Wales Blues. Who have you got? Who have you got? 10.05 kickoff, by the way. Even if it was nine.

I know. Like 9.05, I can deal with that. But hey, who have you got? Who are you backing? Who are you backing? May I bleed, Maroon? What are they paying? Who are the favourites?

I don't know. Mate. We can find out. If you want to go deep on this, we can find out. It's got to be the Queenslanders, surely. Speaking of paying out, we could pay out at four o'clock today with Human Shazam. Claude, are we sitting on a jackpot or are we 200 bucks? 200 bucks.

200 up for grabs at four. If you can guess the song, we'll play a little snippet. You guess what it is. $200. Just like that. But first, it's time for a round of Tradie vs Lady, where the ladies seem unstoppable. Yeah, they have been on a very good run,

but it doesn't mean anything for today's game. We've got $50 cash and some goodies from the Tool Shed up for grabs. If you want it, call us now. It's the Tradie vs Lady! Thanks to the Tool Shed, Kiwi-owned, trusted by Tradie vs. Lady Thanks to the Tool Shed

Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies 3, 2, 1, let's go Hell yeah, thanks Tool Shed Our new sponsor for Tradie vs. Lady Where this week, if you win Not only will you score the mandatory $50 cash You'll also get the XHD Hammer Drill Kit worth $199 That's right, we're giving one away every day.

And you know we've made it. It's become legit when the tool shed has come on board. We've got a tool sponsor. You know, Tradie versus Lady is legit. Let's go to our lady first from Tauranga. She's 30 years old and she's a mother of five. Welcome to the show, Taylor. Hi, Taylor.

Hi. What are the ages? Hello. What are the ages of your five kids? Three to 14. Wow. Yeah, all right, busy house. You're taking on our traders today.

They're from Auckland. They are 28, and they were on the New Zealand Tinpin bowling team. Oh, hell yeah. Welcome to the show, Sean. Hello, Sean. Hi there. Have you ever thrown down a 300? I sure have. Oh, hell yeah. Welcome to the show, Sean. Hello, Sean. Hello. Have you ever thrown down a 300? I sure have.

How many times? Three times. Wow. Well done. That's pretty good. That's why he's on the New Zealand team. That's impressive. All right, Sean, your buzzer's tradie.

Taylor, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash and that price from the tool shed. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What percentage of the human body is made up of water? Is it 50?

Brady. Yes. Sean? 90%. That's incorrect. I'm going to finish the multi-choice and then, Taylor, you get a free go. Is it 50, 60 or 80%? Brady.

I'm going to say it's C, 80%. We were looking for 60. 60%. 60%. According to our research. According to the internet. Question number two. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Lady. Taylor's in. Eminem. It is, of course, Eminem, who's back in the charts at the moment with a new song. Sounds similar to his other stuff. Question number three, one to the ladies. The State of Origin Rugby League series kicks off tonight.

Which two Australian states will be going head-to-head? Treaty. Yes, Sean. Queensland and the Blues. That is correct. Yes, Sean. Queensland and the Blues. That is correct. Nice work. The Queensland versus New South. It's all going down tonight.

We are one apiece in this game. Question number four. Which is the only letter in the Walt Disney logo that is lowercase? Treaty. Yes, Sean. I. That's correct. Well done. Nice work. That, Sean? Eye. That's correct. Well done.

Nice work. That was a tough one. It is the eye in Disney, of course. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. You need this one, Taylor, to stay in it. Name the boxer Sylvester Stallone found fame playing in the movies. Lady.

Yes, Taylor. Was it Rocky? It was Rocky Balboa. Nice work. We're all tied up in this game. This is for the win. Question number six. What are the bones in your spine called?

Lady. Sean, for the win. Vertebrae. It is vertebrae and that's the win. Whoa. She was a tie game, the the win. Bertabrae. It is Bertabrae, and that's the win. Whoa! She was a tight game, the Savo. It's a much-needed win for the tradies, Sean. Congrats.

We'll get you that prize from the tool shed and your 50 bucks cash. Sweet. Thanks, guys. No worries. Cleaned up. Bree and Clint. Guys, it is my favourite time of the year. It is State of Origin time.

The big fella gets the pass on. Coyne. Coyne goes for the corner and gets the try. Queensland. It's a miracle. Oh, yeah. What about that one? Oh, yeah.

Unbelievable. God, it's good. This is State of Origin. It's the best rugby league has to offer. It, it's good. This is state of origin. It doesn't get better. It's the best rugby league has to offer. It is such a good competition. It is so good. And someone who is just as obsessed, I'd say more obsessed,

is my mother, Mama Di. She has the full Queensland kit. She's from country Queensland. She bleeds maroon. Each year, if you've listened to our show over the years, we have pulled some pranks on her from time to time. And I thought to myself when I woke up this morning, right, what are we going to do for game one of Origin this year?

And I think we've got to belt her. Using AI technology, we have a message for your mum from Queensland great Cameron Smith. I think you need to, like, understand my mum would leave my dad for Cameron Smith. Correct. Like, she is that big of a fan. Like, out of all over the years across origin, Cameron Smith. And I think your dad would understand.

He would understand. Cameron Smith is her number one. He's the guy. So what Claude and I have done, we've got this program where we've put some of Cameron Smith's her number one. He's the guy. So what Claude and I have done, we've got this program where we've put some of Cameron Smith's voice into it and then we've managed to get Cameron Smith's AI voice to give Mama Di a message. For legal reasons, this is not Cameron Smith. It's not Cameron Smith.

But we will not be telling your mum that. Hi Di, Cam Smith here. Your daughter told me that you're a diehard Queenslander. Just wanted to send my best ahead of tonight's first State of Origin game. We're going to crush those dirty blues into the ground. Also have seen a few videos of you. You're looking good. Keep up the good work.

Up the boys for a win tonight. Go the Maroons. Pretty good. She is going to shit. She's going to lay an egg. She's going to self-implode. We're going to call her now. She's going to lose her mind, so stick around to hear my mum lose her shit.

Queenslander! Queenslander. Queenslander! Hey, mum, is there anything that's happening tonight? You got anything on? Oh, my God, the biggest game of all time. Of all time? The biggest rivalry of all time. Of all time. This is rivalry of all time.

Mum, we do love to call you each year come State of Origin time. You live and breathe State of Origin. Are you pumped for tonight, game one? Absolutely. We are pumped and we're ready to go. We don't care if they've got a new captain or a new coach. We're going to smash them. Have you got your Queensland track suit on?

I sure have. Including your hat? No, I haven't got my hat on. Not yet. Okay, okay. She's not in full kit yet. I'm inside. Hey, Mum, look, I needn't remind you that over the years

we have played a few Origin, you know, pranks on you. We always like to call you around origin time. Does any of that ring a bell? Yes. Mum, I'm just going to tell you before what's about to happen is we've done something very nice for you. Yeah, we've flipped the scraps. And look, Mum, I just want you to calm yourself

because what's about to happen, you're going to lose your mind, okay? Oh, my God, not Cameron Smith. Funny you mention Cameron Smith. Mum, I may have talked to a few people. I may have sent a few messages to Cameron Smith's team and Cameron Smith may have had time to send you personally a little message. Oh, my God, Brianna. If this is a G up, that, oh, my God.

Mum, mum. I don't know whether to believe you or not. We've got the audio here. This is Cameron Smith, his personal message to you, Mumma Di. Hi, Di. Cam Smith here. Your daughter told me that you're a diehard Queenslander. Just wanted to send my best ahead of tonight's first State of Origin game. We're going to crush those dirty blues into the ground.

Also have seen a few videos of you. You're looking good. Keep up the good work. Up the boys for a win tonight. Go the Maroons. Oh, my God. I just love him to death. Is this not the best present I could have ever got you, Mum? Oh, my God.

Absolutely. Cameron, I've got your photo in my TV room. Have we made your year? How many years have you asked me for this, Mum? Oh, my God. The only thing that would make it even better, I could talk to him. Oh. What would you say to Cameron Smith?

Cam, there is nobody's going to beat any of his records ever. He is the best player. He is unbelievable captain for Queensland and Australia and I would really maybe even give up one grandchild. To what? To what? To what? To what?

For a signed jersey. Come on. I thought you were saying one night with KM Smith. Oh, I'd give up both of them maybe for that. All right. Oh, that's good. Oh, I'd give up both of them maybe for that. All right. Oh, that's good. Well, great. I'm happy for you, Di.

Go the Maroons. That's excellent. Are we all squared away, Mum, now? We're all fair? Oh, my God. I'm just floating on cloud nine here and looking at my Queensland state of Jersey. Oh, I can't even talk. She can't even talk. She can't even talk.

Absolutely. Tell her. Hey, Mum, one last thing before we go. That was AI. It wasn't a real Cam Smith. Oh. Oh, well, I suppose it's better than nothing. Oh, you'll still take it.

Oh, yeah. Except the only thing that'll make up for it, you two, two words. What? Steve Price. Oh, my God. Yeah, she's on to Steve. All right, we'll go and get Steve Price. But we didn't even get Cam Smith.

We tried. Jonathan Thurston in a Speedo. Actually, JT's okay as well, so any of those would be good. Listen, look at her getting excited now. None of it was real, Mum. It was all fake. Actually, it wasn't bad. Can you send it to me and I'll just replay it to myself

and that'll make me feel good. Yeah, sure thing. We'll get it to you for a private moment. Hey, up the maroons. Thanks, Di. Good luck for tonight. See you, Mum. Queenslander.

Queenslander! There sheoons. Thanks, Di. Good luck for tonight. See you, Mum. Queenslander. Queenslander! There she is. There she is. Things are going to be free in Clint. Really, when you think about it, Posh Spice, a.k.a. Victoria Beckham, should be the most unrelatable of the Spice Girls, shouldn't she? She's very unrelatable. She's very rich. She's the

richest out of, oh no, Geri Halliwell. Geri, she might be the rich one now, but she's ginger, which makes her more relatable. Well, it makes her less relatable. Well, less relatable because they're rare. Because there's not as many gingers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, anyway.

They're recessive. They're dying out. They're a recessive gene. They're dying out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's what makes her more relatable because she's struggling. True. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And yet, Victoria Beckham keeps doing things which proves she's more. True. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yet Victoria Beckham keeps doing things which proves she's more normal than you'd think. Like I feel like that Beckham documentary, you know, she seemed even though she was in a mansion talking about how her dad drove her to school in a Rolls Royce you were still able to connect with her kind of. Yeah, it's weird.

Like even, remember that story that came out where she talked about how she's eaten the same thing for lunch for like 20 years? Yeah. Like that's quite relatable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought she'd have a chef, but no. Yeah.

She's just like us. No, I think she does have a chef as well. She's posted a pic on her Instagram story where she's done it again. She's just like us. She put a photo of her baby's teeth, her children's baby teeth, with the caption, not that I'm sentimental or anything, but do you think I can throw away my children's teeth? The teeth are yuck. They're a bit yellow and brown, and that's what mums do.

They keep your old yuck stuff, even if they're posh spice. Posh spice, correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe because, oh, does the tooth fairy not go to mansions? Because it's too high up to fly in. Yeah, yeah. Good save. Yeah. Yeah.

That's it. Somehow she's got them. I forgot. The tooth fairy came and got them and then somehow she still got them. Maybe. Maybe they had cavities. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember the tooth fairy returned these on us.

Tooth fairies don't take cavities. It just reminded me though that mums keep everything. My mum kept everything. What did your mum keep? She's recently started offloading it back to me. I was gonna say, didn't recently she start getting rid of everything? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's had enough. She kept it for 30 odd years.

She's like, I've been sentimental for long enough. She recently gave me back a pile of my kindy art. Which I said, oh wow. And I put it in the bin. I've been sentimental for long enough. She recently gave me back a pile of my kindy art. It's all crap. I said, oh, wow. And I put it in the bin because it wasn't good. It sucks. No kid is an artist.

I'm not like a young Picasso, unless they are. Oh, it's rare. But yes, you're right. There has been some. She kept my Oddbods collection. What's Oddbods? Those collectible cards that you got inside the packet of chippies. She even kept a bucket of ash that I collected from the 1995 Ruapehu eruption.

Yeah, that was a good one. I thought it would be worth something in the future, but it turns out it's just a bucket of ash. Turns out that was quite a lot of it. Quite a lot of it. But she kept that for a long, long, long, long, long, long time because that's what mums do. My mum has a whole shed. My parents, kept that for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time because that's what mums do. My mum has a whole

shed. My parents, when they moved recently and built their dream home, had to build this huge shed to keep all of their kids' crap in it. Yeah. Like, I went home recently and my mum's like, here's the shrine of all the medals and trophies you won. Here's all your old

school gear. Here's your workbook from year five. Here's your maths book. And I'm like, why do I want that? Why'd you keep that? Chuck it. Why'd you build his shed to keep that? Never going to go, oh, you know what I really want to have a flip through? My maths book from grade five.

Exactly. But it's not how mums work. So we want to ask this afternoon, what did your mum keep? What's the thing from your childhood that you found out recently, or maybe you've known all along, that your mum has just kept hold of? She's still got it. Locks of hair. Locks of hair is a big one. Placentas are a big one. In fact, don't bother calling about placenta because we know about those ones.

Yeah, if your mum's got your placenta. You know what would be cool? We get it. We get it. People put it in the freezer. If your mum's got your appendix. That's interesting the freezer. If your mum's got your appendix. That's interesting. Yeah.

If your mum's got your spleen. What about an umbilical cord? That's quite interesting. It's a shriveled up old piece of human meat. We threw out my daughter's umbilical cord recently. It's gross. The hospital like dried it for us. They like.

What are you going to do with it? I guess crush it up and put it into vitamins. They made it spell the word love. No, they did not. Yes, they did. No, they did not. And then they dehydrated it and then they gave it back to us. Whose job is that?

Whose job is it to go, I'm going to turn this umbilical cord into the word love? Who did that? Lovely idea. Weird execution. 0800 DM or text us on 9696. Okay? What has your mum still got? What's the weird thing your mum kept? Yeah, it's your thing and your mum still got it. Maybe

it's your dead pet from when you were a kid. They froze it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your guinea pig's still in the freezer. Yeah. What did your mum keep? Let's kick it off with this ripper. Someone said my mother has my gallstones from when I got my gallbladder removed at 12. But my auntie opened the airtight container and they went mouldy.

So now your mum has your mouldy gallstones. Oh, good one, auntie. I wanted to keep that forever. Why would you open them? Someone texted and they said, I still have my 20-year-old daughter's poo and pee chart from her first night in hospital and the peg from her umbilical cord. Oh, man.

The peg. Oh, the peg. A lot of people keep the peg. I think we threw the peg out. The peg is disgusting. It's just a remnant of the disgusting umbilical cord that drops off. If you've never had a baby before or you've never been a baby, nothing smells worse than the rotting umbilical cord before it falls off.

It's so gross. How gross are we that we're fed through our belly buttons when we're inside our mum's tummy? My husband's mum kept a single strand of his baby blanket and gave it back to him when we found out that we were expecting a child. I've thrown it away and he doesn't know. When he asks where it is, I am 100% denying it.

Just deny, deny, deny. Someone else said, my baby daddy has our son's foreskin from a medically needed circumcision when he was four. Why are you keeping that? You keep the was four. Why are you keeping that? You keep the foreskin? Why are you keeping it? Get rid of it.

I don't even think Jewish people keep the foreskin. Yeah, I don't think they do. What are you doing with it? Can I, yeah, can I? What's the occasion where you bring it out? Is it Christmas? But also, where in the house is it kept? Where do you keep it?

Like, where are you storing? What condition is it in? The FS. Do you store it in brine or is it, like, dried and in a bag? is it kept? Where do you keep it? Like, where are you storing? What condition is it in? The FS. Do you store it in brine? Or is it, like, dried and in a bag? Like, is it pickled in the fridge? Is it whole? Like, is it a round thing?

Could you thread, like, a chain through it and wear it like a necklace? Imagine if you've turned it into a ring. Could you pull it back on? You've made it into a ring and you wear it around. Oh, they text back, it's in the freezer. Of course it is. Of course it around. Someone, oh, they text back, it's in the freezer. Of course it is. Of course it is. Of course it is.

Oh, stupid us. Where else would your foreskin be? Why would you pickle it? You don't pickle the foreskin. Sorry, we're the silly ones. Brooklyn's here. Hi, Brooklyn. Hi, Brooklyn.

Hey, guys. What's your mum kept, Brooklyn? So we've got one of our cats in the freezer. Oh. What do you mean, one of our cats in the freezer. What do you mean one of the cats? Where's the other ones? So we've come to the stage where I've had cats and dogs

my whole life and I'm 17. And they sort of get to a point where it's like they're either sick and get put down or they pass away. Yeah. That's generally what happens with them. They don't live forever. Yeah. So at the time, we already had about four or five animals in the garden.

Okay. And this was one that I got for my third birthday. Yeah, yeah. So this was like your cat, Brooklyn. This was like your personal cat. So why is it not in the garden? Because we've got too many dead animals in the garden. Right.

And there's like no room for one. There's no room in the other shop. We put her in the freezer. We put animals in the garden. Right. And there's like no room for one. There's no room in the yard. We put her in the freezer. We put her in the freezer. Yeah. And now every time we go in the freezer, we say, oh, hi, Ace. How are you today? Oh.

Hey, Brooklyn, how long has it been in the freezer? Like two or three years, I think. How's it looking? Just chilling. What's the... Literally chilling. You're good value. I like you.

Brooklyn's like, yeah, do it. What's the long-term prognosis for the freezer cat? Yeah, where's the cat going in the end? Well, I want to cremate her, but cremation's very expensive, so she might just stay in there until we find something to do. God, I hope there's not a power cut. No, well, she's in our main freezer too, so. Yeah, I know. Those can go. Imagine.

She might come back to life if you defrost her. I was going to say, imagine if there is a power cut and she comes back to life. She's here from the freezer. Oh, that'd be pretty good. That'd be pretty good, wouldn't it? Yeah. Oh, that's amazing. Thanks, Brooklyn. That's fun. I just picture people going over to Brooklyn's house for a party

and they go, can you get some extra ice from the freezer? And this cat's just like. That is exactly what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they don't know whether to tell you that the cat's dead in the freezer or not. You're like, don't mind the dead cat in the freezer. Brooklyn, your house sounds fun. Yeah, I'll say.

Thanks, guys. See you, babe. See you, mate. Bye. Bree and Clint. It's time to have A sibling showdown The concept is simple

We believe By asking you A few questions About yourself We can tell Where you are In the sibling line up The eldest

The middle Or the youngest child? We get a question each, and we are primed. We're ready. We're going to nail it this week. We're prepped. Yeah. We're going to restake our claim.

Who is our first victim? I mean contestant. It's sibling psychics. Matt's going to go first. Hi, Matt. G'day, Matt. How you doing? We're good.

We're good. We're good. We're going to question each, Matt, and then we will correctly guess whether you're the eldest, middle, or youngest. And just so we're clear, if there are like five kids, you're either eldest, the three are in the middle, or youngest. Exactly. Okay, that clear?

Gotcha. Gotcha. All right. First question for you, Matt. As a percentage, what would you say the percentage of your clothes as a kid were hand-me-downs? What percentage? 60%. Well, he's not the eldest.

No, he's not. Oh, he could have cousins, though. No, he could, but not 60%. I had older cousins, but they were both girls, so I never had to deal with that. Matt. This. Matt. This questions everything. Matt, how old were you when you were allowed your first alcoholic drink? 18.

18. 18. I reckon he's middle. No, I reckon he's the oldest. Oh, the hand-me-downs. The hand-me-downs. Yeah, he's the middle. Yep.

He's the middle. Matt, are you the middle child? I'm the youngest. We haven't started strong, Matt. Thanks a lot, Matt. Let's go to Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi, Steph.

Hey, guys. Okay, we're going to bring it back with you. We're going to get two out of three, which will be a win for us. We're going to get this back on track. We're going to get this back on track. Steph, how old are you? That's not my question. I just want to bring it back with you. We're going to get two out of three, which will be a win for us. We're going to get this back on track. Steph, how old are you? That's not my question. I just want to know how old you are.

Oh, 37. Perfect. Steph, my question is perfect for you. Can you tell me, and this is going to tell me a lot, what was your first hotmail address? Oh, jeez, I can't remember, but it was something stupid. Yeah, something stupid? Yeah, yeah.

Vaguely, do you remember any of your Hotmail addresses? No. Ask another question. No. I think it was just, oh, no, the one I can remember was my name. Okay. Yeah. Okay, so maybe you're responsible.

Fine, okay, what's yours? My question for you, Steph, I know they say they don't have any, but would you say, in your opinion, you were your mum or your dad's favourite? Dad's, hands down. Okay, she was dad's favourite. She was dad's favourite. So she's either the youngest or she's the only girl.

She's not the middle because the middle's never the favourite. You've got a real chip on your shoulder about being the middle child, eh? All middle children... That's what this whole game is about. Mate, you don't get it. You're not the middle child. Mate, you're an attention seeking middle child. That's what you are. Yes. That's the whole point of this game. I reckon she's the eldest.

Eldest? Eldest. Nah, no way. She's the eldest. No way. I firmly disagree. You firmly disagree? Yeah. She's either eldest. No way. I firmly disagree. You firmly disagree? She's either the youngest or the only girl. Oh, yeah. The only girl thing has thrown me. Because then she's daddy's little girl.

I reckon she's the eldest. Fine. Okay, I'll go with you. Okay. You've got a better track record than me. I'll go with you, Steph. Lock it in. We're going with eldest. Okay. You've got a better track record than me. I'll go with you, Steph. Lock it in. We're going with eldest.

The middle child. The middle of three girls. The middle of three girls. And you reckon you're your dad's favourite? Oh, definitely. The other two are mum's. Right. So your dad, it's a pity favourite from dad.

He just took the leftovers. Let's go to Tara. Hi, Tara. Hi, Tara from dad. He just took the leftovers. Let's go to Tara. Hi, Tara. Hi, Tara. Hi. You're our last chance. You're our last resort. Come on, we need to get one.

Tara, look at me. I know you can't see me, but look at me right now and answer me honestly. At Easter, were you more likely to eat all of your Easter eggs on the first day, or were you the kind of kid who would stretch them out And make them last for as long as possible? Definitely, eat them all Yeah

Eat them all Yeah, cool She's not the oldest I can tell you that much I can't tell you youngest or middle But I can tell you she's not the oldest Tara Okay

What kind of student were you at school? Would you say you were like top marks, like middle of the road, or like a naughty kid? No, middle of the road. Middle child. Yeah, I definitely used to eat all of my eggs on the first day. As a middle child. Got to be middle.

Middle. We've agreed. Middle. You've agreed? That's the answer? Yep, that's right. Yes! Go on!

Yes! Suck it, Tara! Suck it. Now, suck it, everyone else. Thank you, Tara. Thank you, Tara. You've somewhat saved our reputation this afternoon. Pull out my daughter's earrings ready for a netball game.

Yeah, yeah. No, this is more important, okay? Yeah, the middle children. The netball will wait. This had to happen. Oh, Tara, we appreciate you. The middle children coming through

with the goods in the end. Good luck with the netball game. Thanks. Bye. Bree and Clint. Let us play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?

It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Each week we endeavour to find out who is the fastest Googler on the team and you guys play for people listening. 50 KFC chicken dollars is up for grabs. Everyone Googling on their own devices this week. Yes, sir. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Who feels fast today? Me. I feel slow, but, you know, I've surprised us in the past. Me. I'm feeling sharp as a tack. That's so unusual that you're just insanely confident. Brimming with confidence.

Have you cheated again? Huh? Are you cheated again? Huh? Are you cheating again? No. I cheated once. You cheated three times. More than once. Okay, I cheated three times.

In a row. In a row, which is technically like one, it's one period of cheating. But it was like a year ago. Let it go. All right, guys. Here's the rules. I've put these questions into Google.

I'm looking for the correct answer. If you yell it out first, I'll give you a point. First to three points wins. Got it. Here we go. Let's go. Question number one. Who invented the toaster? Ellen Macaster. Ellen McMasters.

Charles P. Strite. That is correct, Ella. Thank you. It was Charles P. Strite. That is correct, Ella. Thank you, thank you. It was Charles P. Strite. Shake it, you ass. Shake it. Shake it like your mama gave it to you. I swear to God it was Ellen McMasters. Yeah, where'd you get Ellen McMasters from?

She invented the electric toaster. I googled a song called Emotional Roller Coaster. Nice. All right, one to Ella. Here we go. Question number two. What is the most common birthday in the world? September 9th.

September 9th. Damn it! Claudia, she was quick on that one. And it is September 9th. Nine months after Christmas. What's the score at the moment? Yeah, do the math on that. The score at the moment is one to Ella, one to Claudia.

And how many to Clint? Zero to Clint. Hey, that's rude. So far. Getting in your head, man. That's rude. Christian. I haven't tried to attack you.

That's all you try to do. You always attack Claudia. You do that often. No. You don't always succeed. Sit down. But you try. You're dishing it out. You've got to be able to take it. No. You don't always succeed. Sit down. But you try. You're dishing it out.

You've got to be able to take it. Mum. Question number three. What song was... Stop, stop, stop. My phone went black. Oh, that doesn't... That's your fault.

Sorry, you can carry on. Question number three. What song was number one on the charts on February 29th, 2004? Yeah by Usher. Yeah by Usher. Yeah by Usher. Got Ella is on here. Clint, I hated you that one. That's your favourite artist.

I got the Usher one. Oh, that feels good. Usher, yeah, is correct. And Ella is having a blinder. That song's 20 years old. Isn't that wild? That's wild. Two to Ella, one to Claude.

Clint, yet to get out of the blocks. I might have to do some cheating. Question number four. Who was the first pick of the 1987 NBA draft? David Robinson. Cheater. And I even cheated. Did you?

Are you doing voice to text again? I did on that one, yeah. You suck. Claudia got in, which means we're all tied up. Clint's out. Yeah, I'm out. I'm going to play for fun. Shame.

Clint can play for fun. Ella's on two. Claudia's on two. This is for the win. Where was the movie Cast Away mostly filmed? Fiji. Monariki. Fiji.

Ella, I'm going to give it to you. Takes it out in stunning fashion. What a game. Danica, congratulations. You correctly picked Ella as the winner, and you've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Yay, awesome. Thank you so much, guys.

That's great. Nice work. We'll get it out to you. Have one of those double downs. I'm going to just go to Sean quickly, who suggested I would win. Sean, not a single point on the table for me today. It's all right.

It's all right. Thank you for keeping the faith. Sean has regrets. Can we talk to my person as well? Okay, fine. Debbie, hi. Hi. So close, Debbie.

You're a loser as well because Claude's a loser. I tried, Debbie, but we almost got there. We did better than Clint and that's all that matters. No, no one remembers who did what

if they didn't come first. We're both losers, Claudia. You and me are the same. No, she's not. She came second. At least I'm not a loser. Yeah, she was a clear second too. First loser.

Bree and Clint. Everyone strap in, get comfortable, because I have, I reckon, one of the craziest ghosting stories you'll ever hear. Sure. Ghosting, the term. When do you reckon the term ghosting was coined? 2010s. 2010s-ish?

Yeah, I reckon once you started, like, dating apps. Yeah. When do you reckon the term ghosting was coined? 2010s. 2010s-ish? Yeah, I reckon once you started, like, dating apps. Yeah. Or, like, meeting people online. Ghosting referring to when you've been talking to someone, maybe you've been out a couple of times and then nothing. Then nothing. No reason.

It just all goes black. Yeah, it goes cold. Goes cold. This story is wild. So there's a woman named Hayley. She met a guy named Cody in Hawaii back in 2022 and they hit it off immediately. Um, and they discovered that they actually live just a mile apart. Okay. Back home.

So they instantly connected over that. You'd feel like it was meant to be. Yeah, you would. Whoa, star-crossed lovers. Wow. That's wild. So they instantly connected and they had this whirlwind romance for a number of weeks. In Hawaii?

In Hawaii, I believe, yeah. After they spent several weeks together, Cody suddenly stopped responding to Hayley's messages. So he's ghosted her. Yep. After the holiday? Well, I think it was just, it doesn't really say, but it just says that they spent several weeks together

and then all of a sudden. Just nothing. Just absolutely nothing, which was really unusual because they obviously talked all the time. Yeah. She assumed that he had ghosted her, but the truth was way more tragic. Cody had been in an accident while riding a moped in Ibiza. Okay.

And suffered devastating injuries that left him in a coma. Oh, okay. Right. Hey, good excuse. I was sorry I didn't reply. I was in a coma. Yeah. I mean, checks out.

Would you believe it if someone texts you that? No. I absolutely wouldn't. They reply to your message six months later and they're like, sorry I didn't text you back. I was in a coma. Hayley kind of just assumed, okay, that's it. Yeah.

He's not replying, obviously. Oh, she doesn't know he's in a coma? No, she doesn't know anything about it. Okay, obviously. Oh, she doesn't know he's in a coma? No, she doesn't know anything about it. Okay, right. She only found out the truth about what happened when she stumbled across a GoFundMe page talking about Cody and his accident and how they were raising money to help Cody.

Oh, my God. Right? So she's gone, wait a second, I know that guy. Yeah, unless she's really suspicious and she's like, this guy's going to extremely ghost me. He set up his own GoFundMe page to pretend that he's in a coma. He's going all out. Just say you don't like me.

Just say you don't like me. So it turns out. Just tell me you've got a girlfriend. She's reached out eventually to Cody, but because of his injuries, he had no memory of them meeting. Right? Okay. Yeah.

After he came out of the coma. After he's come out of the coma, she's reached out wanting to reconnect with him. He doesn't remember her at all. Right. However, they kept talking and they managed to rekindle their romance for a second time. Okay. She said, neither of us, because this is all on Instagram, people are getting this all off Instagram.

She said, neither of us expected it, but feelings started to build. I joke, oh no, this is him. I joke that she won me over for a second time. Doctors were afraid that he wouldn't walk again and his injuries, you know, he would have all these lasting injuries. Apparently him and Hayley climbed a volcano in Guatemala recently.

And he's still having problems. Obviously it was a severe head injury, but they're still together now. Cute. I mean, it's been rude that she made him climb a volcano in Guatemala after he came out of a coma. Maybe they could do something a little less intense. I think he wanted to.

Oh, he wanted to. I think he wanted to. You could tell him anything, eh? If he believes that you guys dated before the coma, you could tell him anything. You could be like, and you actually proposed to me. And we're engaged. And you said, I don't have the ring yet,

but I'm going to buy you a really expensive ring. This was the ring you were going to buy. And you said we're don't have the ring yet, but I'm going to buy you a really expensive ring. This was the ring you were going to buy. And you said we're going to get married. This was the actual ring. You don't have to do it, but you said that you would. This is just, this is a true story. I've been to the GoFundMe page. This is so similar to, hey, producers, have either,

I know Clint would have never seen it, but have you guys seen a movie that's got Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams and they're like lovers and then they're involved in a car accident and she loses her memory? No. I want to watch that. I have seen that.

What's it called? Hold on. Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams. I can't. They're like married or something, aren't they? Engaged? Yeah, something like that. The Vow. The Vow. I can't. They're like married or something, aren't they? Engaged? Yeah, something like that. The Vow.

The Vow. The Vow. That's literally that plot line of that movie that's happened in real life. Is this the plot line to 50 First Dates as well? I was just going to say.

Yes. Kind of. It is. Wait, wasn't that set in Hawaii as well? That's in Hawaii, yeah. But Adam Sandler in that movie,

spoiler alert, has to make Drew Barrymore fall in love with him every single day. Which just sounds like a lot of work. Someone else texted and said this is also the same vibe as While You Were Sleeping. What's While You Were Sleeping? That must be another movie. That sounds creepy.

Doesn't it? I wasn't sleeping, I was in a coma. I was literally in a coma. Oh, it's got, oh, okay. Yeah. It's got Sandra Bullock in it. There you go. It's a well-trodden plot line.

I feel like they've just recycled this plot line. Now, are you sure that the story you told us is real and not the plot line to a movie? Well, hopefully, because I've donated to the GoFundMe. Someone just texted and said the vow is based on a true story. Wait, so this has happened before? It's unbelievable. Bree and Clint.

Did you have an absolute appearance-based disaster before a big event? You had to look your best. There was so much pressure on this event and you did something or something happened and it just ruined you. It was not good. These stories are so good. The stories are fantastic. Let's kick it off with this one. I was asked to do a

uni campus video last minute when all the barbers had closed and my hair was just not it. So I decided to do a DIY barber job and now my Afro Mohawk haunts me on YouTube to this day. So good. It's good to hear from men

having appearance based disasters, isn't it? Yeah, like this one. So good. It's good to hear from men having appearance-based disasters, isn't it? Yeah, like this one. This one is wild. It says, I was a groomsman for my best friend's wedding. I wanted to wax my nostrils myself, but I accidentally spilt the wax on my top lip. And, well, I had no choice but to pull it

and had a bald strip in my beard under my nostril. It was not a good look. And a reverse hit limb moustache. Oh, that's so bad. Let's go to the phones and talk to Aurora. Aurora, what was your appearance-based disaster before the big event? Hi. So I woke up in the morning of school photo day with an infected eye gland.

Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, so my eye was all puffy and swollen, and I couldn't open it very well. But it wasn't too big of a deal because I talked to my vice principal, and sometimes they do catch-up photo days. Oh, okay. And he was like, damn, you need a catch-up photo day.

Yes, definitely. He was like, ooh, you need a catch-up photo day. Yes, definitely. He was like, ooh, brother, ooh, go home. Gross. Thanks, Aurora. Another eye one on the text machine. I got my lashes done the day before my graduation. Gave me horrific conjunctivitis. I could barely see properly and my eyes were all red and weepy in all the photos.

Ooh. Conjunctivitis is the worst day. So goopy. It's so goopy. properly and my eyes were all red and weepy in all the photos. Eww. Conjunctivitis is the worst, eh? It's so goopy. What about a stye? And then people are like, they look at your eye and you have to go, oh, it's a stye. I've got a stye. And then someone's like, put urine in it.

And then someone's like, rub a brass coin on it. Like, what does it even mean? Like, why is it called a stye? Izzy's here. Hi, Izzy. Hi, rub a brass coin on it. Like, what does it even mean? Like, why is it called a sty? Izzy's here. Hi, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Hi, guys. What happened?

About four days before I was due to be a bridesmaid in Queensland, I actually got bitten while working. I got bitten by a whitetail on the side of my nose. On your face, on your nose. On the side of my nose. Yeah. Yeah. And that resulted in a trip to the doctors the day before.

And then the day of, my face started swelling so much, I ended up in hospital for four days. Oh, my God. How did you look in the photos, Izzy? I had a very wonky face. Oh, you poor thing. It's very obvious in all the photos. Did they Photoshop you or anything like that?

Give you a fake nose? No. What did the bride say when she saw you, Izzy? Oh no, she was lovely. You should have asked those stylistic photos where you were like peeking out from behind the bouquet or something like that. I'm trying to, I'm just trying to hide the left side of my

face in all the photos. Oh, you poor thing. Get my good side. Which one's your good side? The one that hasn't been bitten by a white-tailed spider. Can we do maybe do a photo where the ladies stand on their left side and the groomsmen stand on the right? How about this?

Fake tanning, bad match, as I'm white and they made me look like Bobby Brown. Oh no. I was the maid of honour. All the photos are next to her white dress and her white ass. I'm the chocolate girl with red hair. Oh, no. I had one of these.

You did blackface at the wedding. I had one of these disasters. It was a Celebrity Treasure Island premiere night. Claudia and Ella were there. And I decided I'd do my own fake tan. And I got this one because I just had to get whatever, and I've fake tanned my hands. You should see me in the photos.

Like, I just look horrendous. You look like you've been marooned on Celebrity Treasure Island with no sunscreen. And, like, the flash on the camera, it was just not good. Let's get one more from Tia. Hi, Tia. Hi, Tia. Hi.

What was your appearance disaster on the big occasion? I got a facial the day before my school ball and I couldn't go because my face swelled up too much and I couldn't see. It was so bad that you missed the ball. Yeah. Oh. You had that bad of a reaction? Yeah.

Oh, you poor thing. That sucks. Can you laugh about it now, though? Yes, yes, definitely. Did you ever go back and it now, though? Yes, yes, definitely. Did you ever go back and get the same facial? Oh, God, no. I never got one since. What did you do with your ball dress?

I had to sell it to a friend. Yeah. Oh, no, Tia. That sucks. What about your date? Did you have a date for the ball? No. We were going as like a group with friends.

Oh, thank goodness. Yeah. Thank goodness. Oh, you poor thing. Your poor date's there by himself. He's like, my date's got a fat face and she can't come to the ball. Oh, we can laugh about it now, eh, Tia? Oh, Tia.

We can laugh about it now. Bless you. Here we go. Brianne Clint, thanks for your stories. They're great. We're going to do your birthday banger next. The number one song, day that you turned 16. If you want to know yours, give us a call right now.

0800-DIAL-ZM. I bloody love this song. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Right, we do love it. Birthday banger time where we do your birthday bangers, i.e. the number one song when you turn 16.

Amy's up first. Kia ora, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. How's your week been so far? Yeah, feels real long. Long? Really?

It's meant to be a short week. I know. Yeah. Oh, well. Can still drag. That's okay. Let's bring it up for you. Amy, do you have kids?

Yeah, I do. Yeah. There's the key element. Hey, Amy, do you have kids? Yeah, I do. Yep. There's the key element. Hey, Amy, what is your birthday, mate? 29th of the 9th, 85. All right. That means you were 16 in 2001, Amy. And on your 16th, this was at the top.

Oh, my God. She's having a bit of a resurgence, Nelly Furtado. She is. You a Nelly Furtado fan, Amy? Yep. She's just done one of those NPR Tiny Disc performances. She looks like she hasn't aged a day. Yeah.

She looks unbelievable. Yeah. That's a good one. Okay. Wait there, Amy. We're going to do a birthday banger for Jamie. G'day, Jamie. Hi, Jamie.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good, mate. You on your way home from work? Yeah, look, I'm a Cantabrian enjoying an evening drive home in Auckland traffic. Oh, mate. But I'm here anyway. Is it reminding you why you don't live here?

Absolutely. I'm kid three, so, you know, you take the winds and the winds. Swings and roundabouts, absolutely. You spend most of the time in your car when you really think about it, eh? Yeah. Don't add up. Don't add up the hours. Hey, Jamie, what is your birthday, mate?

18th of October, 1981. All right. That means you were 16 in 1997. Let me take you back to your 16th with this one. People of the world. Every boy and every girl. People of the world. 97. Let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Oh, it's an absolute ripper from the Spice Girls. Please tell me you like the Spice Girls, Jamie. I'm happy to be

a closet Spice Girl fan. Yes! Girl power, eh, Jamie? Absolutely. Good man. We like it. We like it. One more birthday banger for Brian. Kia ora, Brian. Hi, yes. Girl power, eh, Jamie? Absolutely. Good man. Oh, we like it, we like it. One more birthday banger for Brian. Kia ora, Brian.

Hi, Brian. How are you doing? We're good, mate. How are you, Brian? Mad, out of butter now. Out of butter. Long time listener, first time butter. Oh, wait a second.

Do I sense a bit of luck of the Irish? You do indeed, yeah. Oh, lovely accent. We always welcome it here on the show. Not a bit. I hear a heavy las luck of the Irish. You do indeed, yeah. Oh, lovely accent. We always welcome it here on the show. I hear a heavy lashing of Irish in there. Whereabouts are you from? I'm from Westmead in the Midlands of Ireland. Oh, well, good to have you on the show, Brian.

Brian. I live in Taronga. Oh, cool. Brian, you know your accent's sexy, eh? Thanks very much. You're welcome. Hey, we'll move right along. What is your birthday, Brian?

The 30th of March, 1990. I could just listen to him all day. 30th. You were 16, Brian, in 2006. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Alright, it's a ripper to go with the accent, Brian. Yeah. He's got a great accent too.

Yeah. Sean Paul. He's huge. You into it? Yeah, absolutely. 100%. That'd go off at the Mount Malik, wouldn't it? A few times. Yeah.

All right. Good man. Wait there. We're going to choose between Nelly Furtado, Spice Girls and Sean Paul. Three great ones today. I was going to vote for Nelly Furtado, Spice Girls and Sean Paul. Three great ones today. I was going to vote for Nelly Furtado, but I kind of want to hear Brian's accent one more time, so I'm going to vote for Sean Paul.

Yeah. Oh. I kind of want to go for my closeted Spice Girl fan. Okay, do it. Jamie, spice up your life, Spice Girls for me. Claudia, deciding vote, all three on the table. What's it going to be? For exactly the same reason as Clint, I want to hear more from

Brian. We're going Sean Paul. How's about it, Brian? You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Yeah. Thanks, guys. Brian, can you introduce the song for us? This is Temperature, Sean Paul on ZM. Oh, he's getting on. This is ZM. You're now listening to Tempest Hill by Sean Paul

There it is He's going to take our job He's bloody brilliant Look at it Thanks Brian Cheers mate We'll talk to you soon See you Brian

Thank you Here's a birthday banger From 2006 on ZM Brian Clint I'm a guest I'm a guest Chant the past Well who man

The way the time Brian Clint Turn you on And girl I Wanna be the papa You can be the mom Oh oh That one's in in Bree and Clint. That's Sean Paul and Temperature, the winner of Birthday Banger today for Brian from the year 2006. How good? Someone texted through and they said, Bree, you have to find out if Byron, the Irish man, is single.

Oh, we should have asked. Brian, if you're still listening, he's single. Yeah, 9696, flick us a text. The people want to know. Poor Brian, treating me like a piece of meat, aren't we? He loved it. He was living for it. Yeah, absolutely.

Brie and Clint. Tonight is the night. It is the $43 million lotto draw. It's not a must-win draw. It gets so high and they go, they're going to force a result. It's not one of those. How do they force the result? If there's nobody who gets Division 1, the prize rolls down to Division 2. And it gets split by everybody who wins Division 2.

Like, to put it into perspective, the highest ever lotto jackpot in New Zealand is $50 million. Right. And it had to go. Nobody got it. So it rolled down to Division 2 and 10 people got it. That's not too bad. I think it's a great way to do it.

Yeah. Instead of one person getting $50 million, it'll ruin their life. 10 people got $5 million. That's great. Great way to do it. I mean, they wouldn't have seen it that way. Well, they only got second division, so they weren't expecting the whole lot.

Well, that's true. They would have been expecting a couple of hundred thousand dollars. So they got way more. Or less. I reckon way less. Anyway, that's not going to happen tonight because one person is going to win the $43 million. Is it going to be me? Probably.

But it could also be you. Me? Are you talking to me? You were But it could also be you. Me? Are you talking to me? You were saying me as in you as in me. If I couldn't win it, I'd like it to go to someone that I knew. So me? Sure, that could be you. Are you saying that because you'd hope that I would give you some?

Well, we've got a pact already. Oh, we do. I mean, we do have a pact, a syndicate kind of. We've got a syndicate running kind of. We all have a pact, a syndicate kind of. We've got a syndicate running kind of. We all have a ticket. And if one of us wins, we give each of the other members of the Brianne Clint Show $100,000 cash. Yeah. It's good.

Right? I need to buy in here, right? That's why we did a four-person handshake. Yeah. That was very cute. I was reading today a financial advisor has offered some advice to people in case you are the winner. Oh, it'll be some boring advice. The advice starts with money does

not bring you happiness, which they always state that. I mean, that is true. No, it's not true. That's what someone who has plenty of money would say, okay? We don't know that. No, you do. If you can't find a way to be happy with $43 million in your bank account,

you will never be happy. You will never be happy. You have a deep-seated unhappiness. But doesn't happiness come from within? Doesn't come from materialistic things? Yeah, well, you okay. I mean, materialistic things would be nice, but, I mean, doesn't the happiness come from your soul?

What did the song say? Money can't buy me happiness, but I sure am happy when I can buy what I want. Yeah. You know? Yeah, I mean, yeah. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, this is important because someone listening to this show tonight,

if you've got your ticket, is going to win the $43 million. Jeff Matthews told the Herald that people should put the money in a six-month term deposit until you decide what you really want to do it so that you can't touch it. All of it? All of it for the first six months. But then that means I have to go back to work. Even though you know you've got $43 million in the bank.

I'm living paycheck to paycheck over here. He suggested building a team around you that will act as a sounding board for whatever crazy ideas you might come up with to do with the money. What's this guy's name? Jeff Matthews. Jeff Matthews. Jeff Matthews. Can I ask you a question? What if I do put the 43 mil into a six month long term deposit?

Yeah. What if I die? Ooh. Grim. Well. Yeah. I'm just saying. Sure. I'm just saying. Sure. Yeah, yeah. No day is guaranteed. What if I die. Yeah, good point. Three weeks in. It's a good point.

I can't contend with that. And then Jeff, I never get to have any fun. Who's on your team of people on your sounding board for your crazy money ideas? Oh, my dad. Your dad? My dad, my mum. Your mum? And probably someone who, oh, yeah, Claudia.

She's pretty smart. Well, not your partner. Okay, that's interesting. Oh, she'll be making oh, yeah, Claudia. She's pretty smart. Well, not your partner. Okay, that's interesting. Oh, she'll be making just as bad decisions as me. He said that, just tread carefully if you win the $43 million. He said that amount of money can be quite life-changing, but for someone with no experience with big money, it can be the kiss of death.

Jeff, let me explain to you how winning heaps of money will not change me. And I will be incredibly smart with it. And I will buy all of the lavish things and then put half of it into a long-term deposit. It's a win-win for everyone. So you will spend $21.5

million and still be the same person? Yeah, I think so because for me personally, I think I would just buy my friends and family a lot of stuff. Yeah. And that's still spending it. Yeah. But I think it's still staying true to who I am.

Yeah. What would you do? Buy lots of cars? Well, I won't be here tomorrow. Put it that way. Will you be here the next day? No. The day after that?

I'll see how much I miss it. And then I'll see if you guys will have me back. Fair enough. Brie and Clint. And that's us. We've got to get out of here because I assume, I mean I shouldn't assume, but I assume Brie's got a fake tan to put on. That is correct.

For our awards that we're going to tomorrow. I got banned from the fake tan place after I showed my brown eye last time I went there. That's right. You bent over and brown eyed them. Nah, I'm wearing. You're like tan this. And they're like, it's brown enough. Shut up.

You shut it. You shut it. You did the brown eye. You shut it. They said, what shade would you like? And you said, oh, it would be this brown. Oh, because you've got a good looking brown eye. Come on, let's have a look at your brown eye if it's so nice. I've actually never shade would you like? And you said, oh, I want to be this brown. Oh, because you've got a good looking brown eye. Come on, let's have a look at your brown eye if it's so nice.

I've actually never seen mine. What? I've never seen it. What do you mean you've never seen it? Have you seen yours? Who hasn't had a look? How? Well, remember that time I had to have a look because I was shaving my downstairs nether regions

because I was going to get laser. But I have to have a look and want to have a look at very different things. Yeah, well, I slipped and cut my brown eye, so I needed to have a look at the damage. Oh, I'd look if I cut it open. Yeah, I'd have a look there. Oh, I've looked at it before that, though. Really?

Yeah. Just curious. I don't know why. Were you hoping that you had a cute one? Yeah, I was pretty disappointed. Maybe I'll have a look tonight. Can you go have a look at yours tonight? I'll have to make sure my wife's busy I'd hate for her to walk in on me looking at my own

It's a very compromising position Isn't it? And she's like, what are you doing? I was like, it's for the radio She'd be like, that's worse I can't think of many worse positions to be caught in Do you want to have a look at it for me? Nah, I'm good, eh?

No? See, that's karma. Begged into the microphone. That is karma. That's a sign that we shouldn't do it. Can you? No. You look at it tonight and you report back.

Tell us if it's brown, pink, or like a weird colour. Or like a grey. What do you girls think? I reckon it's 100%. I reckon it's like nearly black. This isn't appropriate. Or like a grey. What do you girls think? I reckon it's 100%. I reckon it's like nearly black. This isn't appropriate. This isn't appropriate. Don't think about it.

Don't think about it. Okay. My face is up here, okay? Don't lie. You're going to go look, aren't you? I'll put a photo of it on our private Facebook page. Have a great night, everybody. And we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brie and Clint show.

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