ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th June 2025

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint. Cheers to Max. Available on Neon. Stream now for just $12.99 a month. Tonight, we are going to witness

the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Radio Awards Day. It sure is. We've never looked better this show. You know what our motto is today? Sixth time's a charm. Might even be the seventh.

No, I think we're in our seventh year. Right. I think we are nominated for an award for our sixth year. An award which we are yet to win. Always the bridesmaids. Always good to be nominated though, isn't it? Always grateful. Always great to be nominated.

But we've never caught the bouquet, have we? Never ever. Could be tonight. Who knows? If you see sloppy Instagram stories from us about 11.30 tonight on our Instagram, assume that we won. Yeah. Actually, no, we'll post those if we lost too.

So assume nothing. That's going to happen regardless of the outcome. Fun show on the way. We will do the International ATM at four o'clock. Your activator is at five to four, but first let's crack into Trady versus Lady. Yeah. $50 on the line if you want it. You got to play 0800 dial ZM. You can call through now.

Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It's time for a round of Trady vs Lady. It's Trady vs Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go. The Tradys and the ladies duking it out for a Thursday. Not to all that too many points separating the two teams at the moment. So-

Tradies have closed it a bit recently. Let's go to our lady first in cry-shirt. She's 21 and she likes going hunting. Welcome to the show, Lily. G'day, Lily. Hi. What are we hunting? Uh, deer and pigs.

Deer and pigs. The pigs can be quite scary, deer and pigs. Deer and pigs. The pigs can be quite scary, those wild pigs, can't they Lily? Yeah, they are. Yeah, that's why you got to shoot them. They got big teats. You're taking on our tradie from Hawke's Bay today. They are 24 and they played three cricket competitions this year. Welcome to the show Keegan.

G'day Keegan. How's it going? What kind of positions are you playing in the field for cricket? Just wherever I get put in. Yeah so you're not like wicket keeper or a bowler? I'm mainly a bowler but... You're a bowler? Yeah. Fast or spin? Spots and dots yeah. I know cricket stuff. Good man. Alright um good everyone.egan, your buzzer is Trady. Lily, your buzzer is Lady. The first of three correct answers

will win Trady vs Lady. Good luck guys, here we go. Question number one. In netball, how long are you able to hold the ball for before you have to pass it? Lady. Yes, Lily? Three seconds.

Three seconds is on the money. Well done, one to the ladies. Question number two. A person who has insomnia has difficulty doing what? Lily's in again. Sleeping. It is sleeping. God she's away and flying. You need this one here Keegan to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Who sings this? I'm coming for the deal, it's open, you ready? Lily for the win.

Brianna. She's got it. She's a lady. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady. Keegan, not to put too much of a cricketing spin on this, but you just went for a duck, my friend, a golden duck.

Yeah, unfortunately. Sorry, Keegan. Sometimes it happens. Lily, be honest, you're not sorry at all, are you? No, not at all. When we asked you what you were hunting, you should. Sometimes it happens. Lily, be honest. You're not sorry at all, are you? No, not at all. When we asked you what you were hunting, you should have said tradies. Yeah, that was a straight headshot from you, Lily.

Yeah. Good round. Tradie vs. Lady's done. Ladies take it out. I saw this interesting thing on TikTok where they were talking about things that were discovered more recently than you think. Right. And these are like, I don't know, we just always assume certain things about the human race.

But then when you hear certain stuff out loud, you're like, wow, was that only figured out 20 years ago? Yeah, right. I see what you mean. And I thought we could run through a few of them and you can tell me if this shocks you or not. Sure. Okay? So the first one, things that were discovered more recently than you think. You know us as human beings, we didn't know that a meteor killed the dinosaurs until 1991. What? That was only discovered in 1991. 1991? 1991. What? That was only discovered in 1991.

1991? 1991! Wow. Is that blowing your mind? I'm so glad I started school in 1992. Because what were all those morons before then thinking? Who knows? Who knows?

Number two? Can you imagine getting that news to the teachers in 1991? They're like, guys, change the curriculum. This is massive. Yeah. Okay. It changes a lot. Number two, things that were discovered more recently than you think.

We didn't know, like humans, like human beings didn't know how anesthesia worked until 2020. Anesthesia. And it's the thing that puts us underneath until 2020. Until 2020. They knew that it worked and this and that, but they didn't know what actually happened and how it worked.

But they were still giving it to us. Yes. They were just ragdolling people all over the place. All right. Again, glad I had my surgery in 2021. Number three, things that were discovered more recently than you think. The Heimlich maneuver was only invented in 1974.

So the guy who it's named after only died in 2016. Oh, right. Okay. So he was around. Wow. What were people doing before the Heimlich maneuver was invented? Yeah, big whack on the back, I think. Right.

And I wonder what the... Fingers down the throat. I wonder what the odds were. You've done first aid, so maybe you were taught it. I haven't. Do you back yourself to perform the Heimlich if you need to? I reckon I could. Is that because you know how to do it

or because you just give it a crack? I would just, the pure panic that would run through my body, I think the adrenaline would power my body to give a good Heimlich. That's what I think. Number four, things that were discovered more recently than you think. We didn't know why the ocean was so salty until 1979. Why is the ocean so salty? I mean, I don't know that. Oh, right. Okay. But I'm just saying as human beings and scientists. That seems weird.

That's a long time. And the last one, get this, are things that were discovered more recently than you think. We didn't have wheelie luggage until 1970. Yeah, there was no luggage with wheels on it until 1970. I'm watching 1923 or whatever it is at the moment. A lot of handheld suitcases. Everyone's carrying their suitcase around. People didn't travel with as much shit back then though.

Yeah, well you couldn't. No, you live... There was no wheels. You just had to lug your suitcase around everywhere. And now we live in 2025, where there's an app on your phone called ChatGPT, which literally knows everything about everything. Yeah.

Everything. You can ask Chet GPT what the weight of your television is and it will give it to you down to the gram. I might ask it. It's insane. Hold on. Should I ask it why the ocean's so salty? Yeah, do that.

Let's see if it knows. Yeah. Okay, why is the ocean, why is the ocean so salty? Something humans didn't know until 1979. The ocean is salty primarily because of minerals and salts that are carried into it over time. Rocks on land and weather erode those rocks that it goes into the ocean.

Rivers transport salts to the sea. The ocean doesn't lose much salt, like once it's in there, and a bunch of other reasons. Right, so the ocean's so salty because it's full of salt? I think so, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, wow. Yeah, wow. Whoa!

Whoa, mind blown. That's crazy. ZM, Brian Clint. Alex Warren on ZM, the song we're gonna sing for Friday Erky tomorrow. I don't know if I'd even call mine singing. Mine wasn't good either. Oh BS!

No no no no no no it wasn't. You chose it! I did choose it, only because it's my week to choose so I had to choose something that wasn't high for a change. So it was something that's probably too low. Way too low. Anyway, wait to see tomorrow. Do you believe in sad? S.A.D. Being sad. Yeah see tomorrow. Do you believe in sad?

S.A.D. Being sad. Yeah, but S.A.D. sad. Yeah, I'm sad sometimes. Seasonally affected depression. 100%. Winter sadness. Yep.

The kind of sadness you get from it getting dark at 4.30 and being cold and wet all the time. No doubt about it. We're only at the beginning of sad season. I know, which really worries me. That sucks if you're already sad. It worries me so much. And sad season lasts so much longer than you realize. I reckon sad season lasts until Daylight Savings breaks.

Isn't July the worst? I don't know. July's the cold shitty bit, but then it's not better in August. Like, it's still dark. Yeah, August is still horrible. Claudia, when does Day does daylight savings end slash start? September doesn't it? Yeah I feel like September but I'll check. Yeah can you google

that for us? Karen Nimmo is a clinical psychologist and she's published a list of things that you can do to avoid sad seasonally affected depression. Go to Europe for the winter? That's a pretty good one. Okay let me rephrase She's published a list of free things that you can do to avoid sad. Go on, give me the free things. First of all, Claude, give us a- September 28th. Oh, that's ages ago. Right at the end of September.

Okay, that's not going to help us. No. So here's the things you've got to do. There's one, two, three, four. Okay? And you can do all of these. First one, you have to go outside. Okay? Yeah. You have to go outside. That's what makes me depressed. Like this morning I walked my dogs First one, you have to go outside. Okay? You have to go outside. That's what makes me depressed.

Like this morning I walked my dogs and it was freezing and raining. And I was like, there's nothing I want to do less than do this right now. Even when it's gloomy and cloudy, natural light is more effective than indoor lighting for boosting your mood. And it also will help you sleep at night

if you get natural light during the day. They said a 20 minute walk is enough. What's this woman's name? Karen Nimmo. I call BS Karen. Okay, Bree doesn't wanna go outside. Not when it's raining. You have to.

It's horrible. It's gonna be raining for four months. I know. Makes me so sad. You're not a beer, you can't hibernate. My partner and I, you know the biggest fight that we're having in our relationship at the moment? It's cause I like to keep all the curtains closed all day.

See, that's not, you're not- Yeah, my house is like the Batcave. You're not helping yourself here. It is literally the Batcave. You're gonna hate number two, which is exercise. No, I've been pretty good with exercise. Have you? Yes. Okay, you have to exercise.

You can't blame the weather. Karen says, if you want to avoid sad, you have to just bring the exercise inside. Just bring the heat. You just gotta do it, or you gotta do it outside in the rain. You gotta do something. Yeah, and I-

None of us want to. There's nothing worse and harder than waking up in the depths of winter like and you wake up early to go to the gym. Yeah. Oh there's nothing worse. And your bed is so warm. These are the four things you need to do to avoid sad seasonally affected depression according to a clinical psychologist. Number three keep your feet warm. Oh such a big one. She said cold feet actually messes with your sleep

and poor sleep tanks your mood more than anything else. Isn't it crazy, like once your feet get real cold, It affects you. It takes so much to get them warm again though, have you found that? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I've been really- That's what I always say to my kids

and they never listen to me, I said- Put some slippers on. It's easier to stay warm than it is to get warm and they're like we're not gonna give a shit we're children. No socks! She said you can sleep with socks on it's gonna help you sleep. Socks in a hot water bottle will make you get to sleep faster and stay asleep longer but she said caveat don't do this if you have menopause. Oh because it I make you sweat. Yeah. These are the four things to do to avoid seasonally affected depression. And the last one is laugh.

Laughing's good. Laughter releases dopamine, lowers stress hormones, even if it's a fake laugh. OK, should we try a fake laugh right now? So yeah, I think all of us together. Let's try a fake laugh, producer. Let's try a fake laugh. If you fake laugh hard enough, it turns into a real laugh.

Yeah, yeah, fake it till you make it. Yeah, okay. Okay, so everybody, we're gonna laugh together. It's gonna bring our mood up. It's gonna cure our sad. Are your microphones on? Three, two, one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Look at the car next to you, see if they're laughing as well. I'm sad.

It's starting to get evil for a bird. Yeah, it's bloody hot. ZN's Brian Clint. The Tea, live from LA with Dee McCarthy. Deen, Meet the Parents 4 is apparently set to be filmed and there's a very famous pop star who's going to appear on it. Absolutely someone you might have heard of her an up and comer, Ariana Grande, she is going to star in Meet the Parents 4 and here's the thing, all the key cast are in this right

Robert De Niro, we've got Ben Stiller, like all the everyone so it's not like they're just scrambling to put me all together,, like all the, everyone. So it's not like they're just scrambling to put me all together. No, no, all the main people were there and she is going to be coming in. We don't know any idea about what her role will be, where she'll slide in. I'd like to see her do,

and this is obviously not the project for that, but I'd like to see her do something really meaty and gritty, like, you know? Yeah. I'd like Robert De Niro's character to leave his wife and check up with Ariana Grande. Or it could be, did they have a daughter? The main character, like Ben Stiller's character,

did they have a daughter? I can't remember, but I just looked it up. The last time we had a Meet the Parents, so we was back in 2010, was the last one. Yeah, it went Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, and then little fuckers I don't write I don't believe that meet the parents for is gonna be the meaty Oscar-worthy performance You're thirsting for for Ariana Grande

I think it's gonna be quite a silver linings playbook. Yeah, it's gonna be quite a relaxed comedy role for Ariana Grande I'm excited for um the second of Wicked to come out. Me too. That's the big, big theatre release for Ariana Grande that I'm excited about. Mainly because I've still never seen Wicked. So I don't know how it ends. Oh yeah, of course you have it.

Yeah. Oh, well you're in for a treat then. Yeah. I don't know when that's set to come out, Dean. Do you know? When is the second instal installment of Wicked? I think it's next year, I think it's next year. Yeah right.

Yeah. Next year, oh it is November 20th, no it's this year, November this year. November 21, 2025. Because the other one came out at the end of last year. It's exactly one year between the two releases. Love that, that's fun. Yeah, okay, very good. That's the T with Dean McCarthy.

He's our Hollywood correspondent. Their names Bree and Clint podcast. What is the picture of your lock screen on the back of your phone? Oh, good question. It's my- What picture do you have at the moment? I've currently got my two beautiful daughters with our dog.

Oh, that's a nice photo. Yeah, it's a family photo, except my wife doesn't want to be in any photos. Yeah, right. Where are you? You're not in the photo. There's nothing weird going on, by the way. Don't look at my Instagram and be like, oh, haven't seen Clint's wife on there in a while. Must be something going on. We're fine. Okay. She just doesn't want to be in a photo with you or anywhere near you. She just doesn't want to be associated with me. She's happy to remain married to me and share a house and children with me. That's pretty standard. Just not publicly. Yeah

Just doesn't want to be seen anywhere near you. She's wearing her ring. Okay guys. Yeah My lock screen is a picture of my two dogs as well I feel like pretty typical a lot of people's lock screen is their pet. Yep Not Donald Trump. Did you see the news this week that what his lock screen is? No. It's not his dogs or a cat. I don't know if he owns a cat or a dog. Can I guess what his lock screen is?

Yeah. Is it a picture of himself? It sure is. And you know this is not the first time he has been in the news for this because he's got a picture of himself as his lock screen. This is the third time. So here are the details.

So he was photographed last week at some rally or event or something where he's holding up his phone and you can clearly see that his lock screen photo is a picture of himself doing his signature finger pointing pose. So you know where he points his finger? And so that's the picture of his lock screen. Well, he's a big fan of him.

So it makes sense. You put, this is what you put on your lock screen. You put the thing you love the most as your lock screen on your phone, don't you? Yeah, well, it turns out he loves himself the most. He was done for this in 2023. Yeah. And then it made headlines again last year.

Done for this, like it's an impeachable offence. What are the circumstances under which it's okay to have yourself as your lock screen socially? If it's a picture of you and your partner. Yeah, I think that's fine. If it's a nice picture of you and your partner. That's fine, yeah, that's all good. Yeah.

Remember we talked about this cause my partner's auntie had a picture of just herself as her lock screen? No. And she had, because I asked her, I was like, that's a bit self-absorbed, isn't it? And she was like, what are you talking about? I was like, it makes me feel really good. I felt really good on that day in this bright new orange dress.

And I wanted to have it as my lock screen to remind me of how good I felt. Well, Trump probably felt quite nice in his orange skin. So you know. Yeah, put it as my lock screen to remind me of how good I felt. Well, Trump probably felt quite nice in his orange skin. So, you know. Yeah, put it as your lock screen. If you're feeling yourself, I will say, it would make it much easier to know whose phone was which if we did all have a picture of ourselves as our lock screen. Yeah, well.

You know, you'd know who to give the phone back to. I kept putting my lock screen as different food things that I wanted. Oh yeah. And I felt like if I put like garlic bread or whatever as my lock screen, it made me feel like I was getting my fix of garlic bread. And how did that work for you? Just made me want garlic bread even more.

Yeah, correct. Yeah. So that, I don't recommend. Again, the same logic for Trump. It makes him want himself even more. He's like, okay, I't wait to get you home tonight. You hot red orange Cheeto. The ZM Podcast Network.

Producer Ella's been away for five weeks on her honeymoon, lovely, over in China and Thailand. And you're back and you said to me, you're like, oh, on my honeymoon, Brie, I lived out your worst nightmare. And I said, wait, did you have spitty bum and were you in a room with your new husband and was there a frosted glass window into the toilet? How do you know? That actually happened.

Is that what it was? It wasn't that, but that actually happened. It's hard to not go to China for five weeks and not get diarrhea around your partner, I reckon. Yeah, I mean both of them, Thailand and China, recipe for that. Oh yeah, for sure. That was okay.

But no, it wasn't that. I did live your worst nightmare, and it starts on day one of the darn honeymoon. Day one? Yeah, we're relaxing in the pool, like, you know, floating on our back. Lovely. And then it goes 11 o'clock and music starts playing.

11 in the morning or at night? Morning. Okay. And I'm a bit annoyed by that because it's like kind of nice personally for me to relax without music. Yeah. Plus I work at a top 40 radio station

so I don't want to hear music. Okay. That's fine. Music's playing. God, you've turned into a real boomer since you got married. Sorry. It's just like straight. You'll understand why in a second.

Transformation. You'll understand why in a second. Transformation. You'll understand why. So whatever 2012 hits are playing and then it plays a song from Bruno Mars. Okay, oh there we go. Not our favorite, that's fine. And then another Bruno Mars plays. And then another song from Bruno Mars plays.

And for the next two hours. Oh it's the best of Bruno Mars. We are in a Bruno Mars playlist in Kossomuwe, Thailand. No! I know! In this beautiful resort, beautiful pool. I feel like that is the biggest no-no. If you're playing music right in a public area, like or in an area, you know, at the

beach or at a picnic spot or whatever you're you're not allowed to play one artist like that is a no-no it was everywhere though in Thailand like I thought that was it what Bruno Mars yes everyone loves Bruno Mars in Thailand. Bruno Mars is still huge in Thailand. Yeah and all the old hits as well like the cheesy ones. Well interestingly Bruno Mars is like figuratively and literally huge in Thailand. Like they're quite a short people. He's a big deal in all kinds of ways over there.

Random. Oh, so random. Random that Thailand is just discovering Bruno Mars. That's wild. And also I'm trying to relax and not think about you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think of Bree. My you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think of Bree. My worst nightmare.

Yeah, truly. There's a deep seated hatred of Bruno Mars from some members of the Bree England show. I don't hate Bruno Mars. This one played. I just, you know, if I never hear another Bruno Mars song, it'd be too soon. That one played.

Yeah, this is perfect for lying in the pool. I'm trying to read as well. No! I'm on holiday! And then did a flash mob come out? There's always a flash mob when Bruno Mars is playing. Honestly. Well, we're sorry that happened to you, Alice.

It's okay. We're so sorry. I hope the rest of the holiday was better than that. It was. It was fine. Thoughts and prayers. I bet you enjoyed to you, Alice. We're so sorry. I hope the rest of the holiday was better than that. It was. It was fine. Thoughts and prayers. I bet you enjoyed your diarrhea after that.

It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's a Thursday, which means it's time to play our movie guessing game, What's the Plots? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bri and Clint's What's the Plot? 200 bucks on the line today, Bella, if you can beat Bri.

What do you think about that? I'll try my best. Yeah. Oh no. Give it a hoon, Bella. Okay, I'll give it a go. What's your favorite movie of all time Bella? Sure, shake redemption. Oh my god mine, too Yeah, it's a great choice I can tell you I'll give you one clue it's not on the list of movies today I'll give you one clue, it's not on the list of movies today. Dang it, oh well, next time.

Okay. We're gonna go theme? I'll go rules then theme. Okay. Rules are, I read movie plots, you buzz in with your name when you wanna have a guess, Bella or Bri. Don't wait for me to finish, and the first person to do two correct answers wins the game.

Cool? Yeah. Good luck, Bella. Today, because as a show, we're on the hunt for the greatest one-hit wonder of the 2010s, Claudia has put together a list of movies with actors that only had one hit. Oh. So you won't really recognise many of these actors because they weren't around for long, but the movies were big.

Okay. The movies that they were in were big. Okay. So I would focus on that bit more than the actor. Right. If I were you. So focus on the plot line. Yeah.

But that's just my tip. Which is, I mean, the game anyway. It's the game. Yeah. Good luck ladies. Here we go. Plot line number one. A sweet boy from a poor family

dreams of finding an exclusive ticket. Brie. Brie. Willy Wonka. And? The Chocolate Factory. Correct. Oh. The boy who played Charlie Bucket.

Yeah. His name was Peter Ostrom and he was never in anything ever again. Wow, not Gene Wilde though. Gene Wilde? Yeah, no, he did well for himself. He went on to do other stuff. Anyone else famous from that movie?

Any of the Oompa Loompas go on to anything big? What about Veronica Watson? Oh, Varukha Salt. Varukha Salt! Augustus Gloop? No? Okay. Uh, movie number two. You had no luck there, Bella,

but you're gonna need to get this one, okay? Yeah. Ooh, I like this movie, but it is slightly obscure. Okay. On his way to school a boy ducks into a bookstore to avoid bullies. Sneaking away with a book he begins reading it in the school attic. The novel is about a fantasy land threatened by a darkness that destroys... Bree? The lion, witch and the wardrobe? No, not the lion, witch and the wardrobe. Have a guess Bella. Oh my gosh. I don't know. You can pass and I can keep going. Yeah pass. We're both back in. Let's reset a little bit. The novel is about a fantasy land

threatened by a darkness that destroys everything it touches. The kingdom needs the help of a human child to survive. When he reads a description of himself in the book, he begins to wonder if this place is real and needs him to survive. James and the Giant Peach? No, not James and the Giant Peach. I'll give you an audio clue. Atreyu! Huh?

Do you know what he's doing Bella? I'll give you an audio clue. A TRE-U! Huh? Do you know what he's doing Bella? I have no idea! Speaking gibberish! That's the never ending story! Why didn't you say it has a real scary big dog in it? Yeah, flying dog.

No, the dog's not scary, the dog's kind! It's scary. It's got the big eyelashes on it. What if I talked about the horse in the quicksand scene oh that's scary too yeah okay let's go moving number three three childhood friends after eight years apart rediscover their friendship on a cross-country trip with barely a plan practically no money three three without a. Without a paddle? Without a paddle. Free guess Bella. Sorry. No. The one wonder in this movie is very famous but she only had one movie. Okay. With barely a plan, practically no money but plenty of dreams, the girls catch a lift with their handsome friend in his convertible. Along the way they not only gather experiences that will change their lives but they also discover how important it is to hold on

to their hearts desires. Bre. Crossroads. Crossroads with Britney Spears. God how did I not get that? Bella? I did not get anything. That's alright Bella you know what you did get. You got 50kfc chicken. Sweet as, thank you. No worries. Bella's like, can I go now? Can I go now? That's embarrassing. Oh no, it's not embarrassing Bella.

Not embarrassing at all Bella. What was embarrassing was my never ending story impersonation and I can't take that back. No, that's on the radio forever. Forever. That's true. Thanks Bella. See you Bella. We'll play What's's the plot again next week for $250 Bri and Clint we're back after this I don't know if you saw this but last week Survivor the TV show franchise the US one announced that they would be doing

their 50th season. Just for Survivor US? That's the five, yeah, Survivor US, they're up to their 50th season. That's crazy. When did Survivor start? Um, I reckon like 2001. That means they've done more than two seasons

of Survivor a year. Yeah. Since it started. Essentially, I'm pretty sure they own an island off of Fiji where they back to back just film Survivor seasons. 2000. Yeah. Yeah. 2000, 2001. Wow. Which is crazy. Also, did you know, fun fact, the guy who created White Lotus was on a season of Survivor in 2018. I found that out just this year during this season of White Lotus.

Mike White is his name. Anyway, he's coming back as a returning character for season 50. What, as a contestant? Yes. Oh my god, he does not need to do that. He's very successful. But it's not about the money. It's about the game, the passion. Okay.

The competition, you know? Anyway, that's huge. Everyone's gonna be like, oh my God, you're the White Lotus guy. You created White Lotus. Which is also- Let me have the million dollars. You've got White Lotus.

Also fun fact, he has featured multiple survivor contestants on White Lotus. Oh, there you go. Yeah. I've come up with a bit of a game, producers, if you want to get involved here, where I'm going to give you two TV shows, and you have to tell me which show has been running

for the longest. The longest running TV shows. Let's kick it off with you, Clint. What do you think has been running for longer? Law and Order or Law and Order SVU? Surely it's the OG, Law and Order, lock it in. Law and Order, lock it in. The correct answer, the show that's been running

the longest, Law and Order SVU. Ooh! What? Great show. Law and Order, 20 seasons. Law and Order SVU. What? Great show. Law and Order, 20 seasons. Law and Order SVU, 26 seasons. Wow! Olivia Benson, hello. Okay, Claudia, your turn.

Which show has been running for the longest? The Simpsons or Family Guy? I think, just because I think The Simpsons came out first, it would be The Simpsons. You would think that. No way. And you'd be right, I think The Simpsons came out first, it would be The Simpsons. You would think that. No way. And you'd be right, it is The Simpsons. 36 seasons.

Jeez. Family Guy, 23 seasons. What do we reckon, about 26 seasons too many for The Simpsons? How dare you? Hey, that's got, that's still got a- It's a cult classic. It's a bit of a lifelift.

It is a cult classic. It's got more predictions to make. Alright Ella, your turn. Which show has been running the longest? The Big Bang Theory or Friends. Oh! Friends. Friends has been running the longest.

I reckon she's wrong. Me too. Friends was 10 years. 10 Seasons for Friends is correct. The Big Bang Theory had 12. Oh damn. So that is wrong. Because they milked it. Okay, you guys can deliberate over these last couple. Okay. What's been running the longest? What had more seasons? The TV show Lassie. Oh yeah. An absolute classic or another absolute classic. Greyze Anatomy. Graze Anatomy! Graze Anatomy.

I feel like it's a trick question, I'm going Lassie. Lassie ran for 19 seasons, Graze Anatomy still going at 21 seasons. Yes! Got him! Suck it Claudia. Can you imagine how many dogs Lassie would have gone through? Oh you're so right. It's a great question, a lot. What is it? What is Lessie?

Lessie's a, what kind of dog is Lessie? She's a collie of some sort. Beautiful dog. She was very smart. She saved kids from wells all the time. Was a very smart dog. Last one, which show had more seasons? The show Supernatural.

Remember that show? No. You guys don't remember that show? No. You guys don't remember that show? Jensen Ackles and... Had some very good looking men in it. The guy from Gilmore Girls. Yes. The cutie from Gilmore Girls.

Luke. Yeah. Very good looking men in that show. Dean. Or... Criminal Minds. Criminal Minds. Criminal Minds.

Which show ran... Supernatural. Okay, we'll split down the middle. You're both right. 15 seasons each. Hey, that's a fun trick question. Although, Criminal Minds had a spin-off afterwards. Oh, it did too. Which wasn't the original. It doesn't count.

God, I can't believe I've got what did you say? 15 seasons of Supernatural to catch up on. Mate, you joke! That was a super popular show! It was cult following. I had a cult following. It was a big show. It was huge on Tumblr.

Just because you were living under a rock. It sounds boring. Thanks, Ella. Finally, we agree on something. You guys are gonna get in trouble. Yeah, the Supernatural fans are gonna come after you guys. They're a strong fan base and they know your names. Oh no, not both of them.

They're gonna come for your throat. They're gonna Ouija board you guys out of here. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It's time for a special round of can I get a? Hello, can I get a ho yeah? That's right, can I get a ho yeah? The special round edition Clint where we will attempt to get a high yeah out of my mum, mum a die.

Poor old mum a die. I reckon, I reckon she will get it. Does she listen to enough of this show to get it? That's going to be the challenge. This is the question. I don't reckon her and her friends around country Queensland are busting out the high yeah left right and centre. I can't imagine so.

No. No. So what we've done is we have taken turns throughout the afternoon giving Mumadai a call and the only words you're allowed to say are can I get a... And we want Mumadai to reply with... Hoya! Here's Bree's attempt. Hello? Can I get a... Hello? Can I get a? Hello? Can I get a? Get a? Woohoo! Of course you can get a, get a. Can I get a?

Yeah, get a. So cute. I mean, in that situation you might yell out woohoo, but... Woohoo! I've never heard anybody say woohoo. We didn't get it on my round what about Clint giving it a go? Hello? Can I get a... Get a... Can I get a... This sounds creepy. Get a... Get a what? Can I get a... You can get a get a... No deal. No cigar.

What about producer Claude? Hello? Can I get a... Hey yeah? Can I get a... Hey yeah? Can I get a... Can I get her? Can I get her? Can I get her?

Can I get her? Oh I wanted to give that to her It was so close But don't you want like a big juicy meaty Oh yeah! To be fair that was a hey yeah More of a hey yeah than a ho yeah

We've only got one person left producer Ella You are our last dying attempt at getting a higher out of mama die. Good luck Ella. Here we go Hello Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Come on! Get it, mum! We'll take that one. Oh my god! Was that a trilogy or what? Trilogy! That was the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

Oh my god! You know what? I was hitting a canvas the first two times. Well, you nailed it in the end. You crushed it, mum. Yeah, yeah. It's made our Thursday. How did you figure it out?

How did you figure it out? I was just thinking, oh, I'm going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a good dad. I'm going to be a good dad. Well, you nailed it in the end. You crushed it, mum.

Yeah, yeah. It's made our Thursday. How did you figure it out? How did you figure out what you needed to say? Oh, well, I remembered once I got in the car. I thought, oh, yeah, that's what the rich response is. I'd love to have seen you in the chemist just going, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Can I get some antibiotics? Oh, yeah. Especially when I was picking up COVID tests. Oh no. Oh yeah! Oh yeah, she's positive! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Yeah, the look on her face when she gave me the five-pack. Oh god, she doesn't need a COVID test, she needs a hit read. It's better than a chlamydia test, mum. That's what I always say. Thanks. Thanks, Mama Di. Hiya! So guys, thanks for your patience. Hiya! We got there in the air.

Hiya! Hiya! Give us one Dandorn, mum. Hiya! Hiya! Ha ha ha! ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. New Zealand Radio Awards, where once again,

very grateful Bri and I are nominated for Best Drive Show. So grateful, just happy to be there. Happy to be there, huge competition, what an honour. We'd be happier if we won one. I mean, we are due, we're overdue some people would say. I believe this is our sixth year being nominated, which again, very grateful. Oh, I'd love to be nominated.

Very grateful. It's so good to just be in the mix. Would just love to get nominated. Very grateful. So good to just be in the mix. Would just love to get over that hump just once. In a, what's someone calling desperate plea, last ditched attempt, I've decided we should turn to divine intervention. So I've had Ella, our church going producer, recruit someone from her church to give us a blessing this afternoon

in the New Zealand Radio Awards. We need all the help we can get. Ella, what's the name of your church? What church do you go to? Well, I sometimes go to my mom's church, which is Northcote. And what denomination are we? I just want to know what... Grubbaptist.

Baptist. Yes. Okay, please welcome Church Elder from Northcote, Sally. Afternoon. Hicote, Sally. Afternoon. Hi. Hi, Sally. Do you have many people come to you in desperation like this? I think this has to be my first, but hey, this is amazing that I get picked, so yay. Yay to me.

Thank you for saying yes, Sally. Before effectively endorsing us for the radio award this afternoon, I have to check, have you ever heard our radio show before? Oh plenty. Plenty of time. Oh great. So you're going into this with eyes open? I am, I am. I actually agree with you. I think it's your time, guys. I like that attitude, Sally. I don't know how this works, Sally, but do we have to ask for, do we ask for a blessing? What's the deal here? How do we do this? You can just say, Hey, I need some help from upstairs.

Hey, Sally, Bri and I really could do with some help from upstairs to win a radio award this afternoon. That would be great. Fine. Oops, sorry. That was my dog. Oh my God. That's a sign.

Oh my God. That was a sign. That's a sign. That's a sign. It's an omen. It's an omen. We're not winning. I don't know, I think she's just hungry. Okay, okay, okay, everyone calm down. Calm down. I knew it, I knew it wasn't six times a charm.

Sally, can you talk to the big guy upstairs for us, please? Okay, so God, you are a God of humor and you make these two and they're quite funny. Yes. And actually the whole team are quite funny and so I just ask on their behalf God even though they can come to you, that it's their time. They are ready for an award. So I just pray that they get that this time, sixth year, that you just make it happen. Oh, stop it. And you just make it happen and make this the year. In Jesus' name, amen.

Amen. Amen. That felt good. God have mercy on the Brian Clint show. That felt very good. God have mercy on the Brian Clint show. That felt very good. God have mercy on the Brian Clint show. Sally?

Look, he's a god of humor and he made you two so to you go. We appreciate that Sally. He has to be a god of humor the way your dog was humping your leg in the background while you were trying to pray for us. I think that's a good sign. I'm going to take that as a good sign. Sally, you can't say we haven't put it all out there, right? You have.

It's your turn guys. It's your turn. If we don't win it today, we weren? You have, it's your turn guys, it's your turn. If we don't win it today we weren't meant to win it. Exactly. It's not God's plan. It's not in our path. Well that's right and don't come running back for it. Oh we'll be calling you on Friday,

don't you worry about that Sally. I'm sure you will, I'm sure you will. We appreciate it, we appreciate you that Sally. Yeah see you on Sunday. Yeah see you then. See you Sally. Thanks mate, bye. This is Brian Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.

Alright birthday banger time, you know the drill. You call us up, tell us your birthday. We tell you the number one song when you turn 16 and then Clint and I will deliberate and pick our favourite out of the three. Adrian you're going to go first today. Kia ora. Hi. Adrian, Adrian.

Hello. There he is. Trying to do two things at once Adrian. Adrian welcome to birthday banger. What's your date of birth? So my date of birth is the 13th of June 2004. Alright Adrian that means you were 16 in the year 2020 and on the 13th of June 2020 this Alright Adrian, that means you were 16 in the year 2020 and on the 13th of June 2020, this was number one. Let's go.

Aw hell yeah. You get DaBaby and Roddy Ricch. That's a bit of a banger Adrian, you like it? Yeah absolutely, I remember listening to this quite a lot. Yeah yeah. It was big from DaBaby, wasn't it? Wait, hasn't DaBaby been cancelled? Oh I'm not... Oh no it doesn't. That was one from DaBaby, wasn't it? Wait, hasn't DaBaby been cancelled? Let me go today and leave. Oh, I'm not...

Oh, it doesn't... There was one of the babies that got cancelled. Yeah, well, yeah, I always get... Which is crazy as a baby to be cancelled. But it happened, I think, for one of them. Not your fault, though, Adrian. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Daniel.

Kia ora, Daniel. G'day, Dan. Hello. Dan, mate, we're going to figure this out. All we need is your date of birth. My birthday is the 24th of November 2004. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2020 as well. But on your birthday, this was number one. Very nice. Billy Eilish.

Huge bop from Billy Eilish. Therefore, I am. You into it, Daniel? You're a Billie Eilish, therefore I am. You into it Daniel, you're a Billie Eilish fan? Oh, I love a bit of Billie Eilish, especially her new stuff. Nice. Yeah, me too. Okay, well there, that's a good birthday banger. One more for Em. Hi Em. Hi Em. Hey. What have you been doing today Em?

Just studying mainly. Oh, good to hear, good to hear you're in the books. Hey, what is your date of birth? 14th February 2003. All right, that means you were 16, M, in the year 2019. And we've done our calculations. On that day, this was at the top. I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it. I want it, I got it. Huge year for Ariana Grande 2019, wasn't it? Seven rings. Oh yeah. Do you like it Em? Yeah love it. This might be our first full Gen Z birthday banger in a long time. Yeah it's a full lineup of Gen Zers isn't it?

It's a bit different. We're going to decide between Billie Eilish, Roddy Ricch and Ariana Grande. I'm feeling a bit Ariana Grande today to be honest. Me too I think. Oh what a surprise. What a surprise from me. Ariana Grande's biggest fan is gonna vote for Ariana Grande. That means you win birthday banger today Emma congratulations. And you win the

prize of us playing you the song right now. Yeah that's the grand prize. Here it is from the year 2019 it's Ariana Grande on birthday banger on Zed M. And this is Tiffany's in bottles of bubbles. Zed M's Brinklin. Come on in, guys, because I've got another good Would You Rather. Who's keen? Me. Who's keen? It's another money based Would You Rather. We love to deliberate over these. And I feel like this one is more going to be a 50-50.

I feel like you might choose something different to me. 50-50 because both options are good or both options are bad. I think there's just pros and cons to both. Okay. So are we ready producers? Always ready. Here comes the would you rather. Would you rather be paid a thousand dollars for every movie you watch all the way through

and every series you watch it doubles or would you rather get paid a thousand dollars for every time you laugh out loud? Two thousand dollars for every time you make someone it doubles, or would you rather get paid $1,000 for every time you laugh out loud, $2,000 for every time you make someone else laugh out loud. But the catch is every time you cry, you lose $50,000, and every time you make someone else cry, you lose $100,000. Right, so there's two options. The options are you get paid $1,000

for every movie you watch, and then if you watch the whole series, so like let's say the Hunger Games, you watch all the movies within the Hunger Games, it doubles. Or you get $1,000 for every time you laugh out loud, and then $2,000 for every time you make someone else laugh out loud, but you lose 50 grand if you cry and then a hundred grand if you make someone else cry. So the second option you would very quickly become that guy who's constantly trying to make people laugh and that's not very

funny so that's what you do. Because are you getting paid a thousand dollars? Is that the deal you have? Yeah it's my contract. But I do laugh a lot. But here's the deal you have? Yeah, yeah, it's my contract. Is that the deal? But I do laugh a lot. I do laugh a lot. But here's the deal. Here's the deal. And I'm just making this up now. Yeah, yeah. But laughing out loud needs to be genuine, a genuine laugh out loud.

So it can't just be like, you know, when you're like, oh, that's not a laugh out loud. It can't be a chuckle. Okay, okay, master of the rules, but yeah, fair enough. Well, I bought it so I get to make the rules on it. I don't think I make people cry very often and I don't cry very often either. I told you guys, I have my biannual cry

and I think I laugh enough to make up for it. So you're thinking- Have I made any of you guys cry recently? Not recently. This year. Does this year count? Yeah, not this year. Actually nothing before doing the deal counts.

I don't care about that. True. If I take this deal, I'll just stop making you cry from now on. Extra nice, which not bad. Are you gonna take the movie one? You do watch a lot of movies. I mean, I have talked about on this show

that I cry at least once a week. Yeah, true. So I'd be losing a lot. Oh, 50 grand. Yeah, yeah. So I feel like, and... No, you can't take the second one. One of my strengths in all of this would be I watch a lot of movies.

You'd have to watch... Yeah, no. Yeah, no, you can't do that one. So I feel like I'd have to go for the movie one. Claudia? I think I'm going to take a risk and lean towards the funny money because I feel like... No, you're such a crier. You're crying every fortnight!

I'm out of my crying era now, but I'm thinking about it. You would do a cry this evening. Think about it though. You lose 50 grand, right? So you only need to make other people cry... laugh, sorry, 25 times to make up for that. Yeah. I made you laugh. Yeah, times to make up for that.

I made you laugh. Yeah, cause it was so stupid. Who do you laugh? Ella, what are you taking? Yeah, movies. You just watch one movie a night. That's seven grand a week. Yeah, and then there's no pressure on controlling my emotions.

Exactly, I can laugh willingly. You can watch a movie that makes you cry. Yeah. I can do whatever I want. And I'm watching the Hunger Games every day. All right, Texas, what are you taking? Are you taking the laugh one or are you taking the movie one? Which one? Dad Am's Bree and Clint podcast.

Clarkson's Farm is back at the moment. We love that show. You're watching season four, aren't you? Yeah, we're up to date. We're just hanging out for more episodes to drop. It's such a good show. I haven't started season four yet. I've got a backlog of shows to get through,

but it's on my list. Why is it so good? Do you think I think he obviously has made a lot of TV? And he understands I think how to make even Mundane things interesting, but I think it's his sense of humor. It's the characters on the show He has a weird way of, even though he is ultra rich, of being relatable at the same time. His money struggles are interesting, even though he got paid something crazy, like $200 million to make that show.

Yeah, I think it was something like, yeah, 10 million pounds a season or something. He, at the moment, in season four, the quest is to set up a pub right? Yes. That's what he wants to do. Yeah that's it that's the big thing of season four. Spoiler the pub does get set up and it's called the farmers dog. Jeremy calls it a proper English pub. Someone has criticized the price of a pie at Jeremy Clarkson's pub. So invested I want to know how much a pie costs at the pub.

So a steak and veggie pie, well, sorry, a steak pie with some veggies on the side, like steamed veggies kind of thing. Right, so it's a steak pie with a side of vegetables. It's a steak pie with a side of veggies at the farmer's dog, Jeremy Clarkson's new pub. Mm-hmm. Costs 24 pounds, which is 54 New Zealand dollars.

What? Someone has gone on Twitter to complain about the $54 pie and veg. And they said, I thought you wanted an affordable pub for customers. 24 pounds for a pie and veg is a bit much. Jeremy Clarkson has seen the tweet and he has responded, you are now banned from the pub.

That's a good way to deal with it. I mean, kick the guy out. That's crazy money for, is that like, are we talking like a normal New Zealand pie, like one person? Well, it has... Or is it for multiple people, you know? No, it'll be a single serve pie, it'll be for one person. It'll be a whole meal pie, I'm sure. But they'll be saying the beef is from over here, the beer used in making the pies from over here, the butter's from our farm, all of those things, right?

Yeah, and if you've watched season four, they're all about getting the produce and product directly from farmers. So it cuts out the middle person so where farmers can actually make a decent amount of money. So maybe that's how much they have to charge to actually make it work. I understand for our farmers, there's a cost to everything. But a lot of people would go, yeah, you should give it to me for cheaper because you just got the beef from over there and you got the butter from over there. It's all yours. That's what people think. But yeah, that's, I mean, it makes me want to try it

more though. It would want to be the best pie I have ever had. I want to judge that for myself. Yeah, me too. The ZM Podcast Network. And that is the end of the Briann Clint show. We are off to the radio awards. We are dressed to the nines. Our show is never going to look better than what we look right now. No, this is our show's wedding day. Yeah. Happens once a year.

Yeah, the top notch, the best we can all look and we're off to the radio awards. Wish us luck. We'll need it. Yeah, we've needed it every year so far and it hasn't come through. and we're off to the radio awards. Wish us luck. We'll need it. Yeah, we've needed it every year so far and it hasn't come through. So those of you who have been wishing us bad luck, can you take a year off please?

Yeah please, just one. No, just give us a fricking break man. That should be good night, should be fun and you can look forward to a very dusty Brian Clint show tomorrow. We keep it real on this show. We sure do. We will not, we refuse to pretend that we're not hungover.

Yep. When we're hungover at work. We will whinge and moan as much as we like tomorrow. Have a great night everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.