ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th March 2021

Episode Date: March 5, 2021

Tradie V LadyTsunami chatThe LatestClint tries his AirfryerDid you find out you were related to someone?Morale Boosting RequestWashing machine chatWhat was the grown up thing you did this year?Birthday Banger!Caitlin is off on a dateThe WigglesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

uh all right let's go hi everybody welcome to the podcast hello for a friday brie hates when i say friday i'm just testing the waters see if there's any opposition to friday um i think it's pretty like old dada clint okay all right well i think we were saying it like you know a couple years ago tgif that's katie perry saying so you can't take that from her that's the part of her that you can never ever ever take away from her

we'll work on these let's do an international birthday banger it's my birthday it's my birthday free and clean birthday banger

the podcast yeah this is your chance to get your birthday done if you don't live in New Zealand and you need to know what's the go go to our Facebook page your chance to get your birthday done if you don't live in New Zealand.

And you need to know what's the go. Go to our Facebook page, the Bree and Clint Podcast family, and there's a post there pinned to the top. Oh, man. Okay. Okay, let's start with Tyler Bruce. Hi, Tyler Bruce. Two first names.

Tyler Bruce is from Adelaide in Australia. His birthday is the 17th of the, sorry, the 19th of September. And in 2014, he was 16. This was his birthday banger. Because the players gonna play, play, play, play, play. And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby. I'm just not sure. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-banger. Shake it, shake it.

Maybe the biggest, like, commercially successful song Taylor ever put out Changed her whole career This song And a fantastic Music video Did you say 2014? Surely not

2014 2014 Seven years ago Yeah that makes sense Yeah right Okay Yeah right Okay cool

Let's do one for Guy Dalby from Barnsley in the UK. From Barnsley. He's 20... How's the weather in Barnsley, Guy? On the 23rd of January. Sorry, I'll stop because I get really bad with this. On the 23rd of January in 1976... We shouldn't make fun of people's accents.

Guy was born in Bornsley. Okay. On the 23rd of January in 1994 Guy was 16 and this was topping the charts. Damn, this is a Silver Fox sandwich. An absolute banger. Brian Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting.

I love the idea of these three highly heterosexual men singing this love power ballad around a microphone together. They just felt it. They could feel it. They had broken hearts. Good energy, yeah. Ready to go. Sting's like, you guys came for some tantric after this?

And they're like, too fasting. Let's finish with Bill Kru... Krulyak? Would you say Krulyak? Krulyak, yeah. Or Krulyak? I think it's Krulyak. Krulyak.

Do we have a country of origin? No, no. Okay, Bill. Okay, Bill, we'll tag you in the post anyway, so you'll get it. Don't worry about it. Hey, Bill, you were 16 on the 24th of December in 1991, and this was Topping the Chart.

Sexy for a whole other reason, Bill. Did you know this guy was serious when he wrote this song? Do you know what? I think men genuinely like to think that they're real sexy. Um, and I'm going to say he probably thought it was. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that we both believe that All For Love is the winner. Yeah, we do. Because, yeah, I haven't heard this one in ages.

I friggin' love a 90s power ballad. Yeah. And this is one, so... Guy Darby, you've won birthday, bugger! Well done, Guy. We're going to stick around for a chorus and then we'll let you guys go. Have a great weekend, everyone.

Oh, it's Caitlin's last podcast, by the way. Oh, don't. Not while we're playing the song. Caitlin's got her own podcast. If you've enjoyed Caitlin, you should go and listen to her podcast. Aww. It's called The Girls Uninterrupted.

It's with her and two other GBs called Gracie and Brodie. And you can get Caitlin once a week. Thank you, Clint. Yes, once a week. There you go. And I apologise in advance. I talk about lots of inappropriate stuff.

Rude stuff. It's AO. This podcast is AO. And there's no disclaimer on the front like ours with our AO. All right, everybody, turn it up. Let's make it all for love. It's all for love. What's this from?

This is from a movie. Is this from Three Musketeers? Or Zorro? From Sally May Harris. Sally May Harris. Anastasia's going to Google it. Because when it's all for love. It must be Three Musketeers.

And that's why there's three men. Yeah, because that's why there's three men singing in us. Great tune. All right, we'll have someone else filling in for Bree next week. If you're a Kiwi, his name is Matty McLean, and you'll know him. If you've seen Slippery Treasure Island, you'll know him too. He's a fantastic man. He's a fantastic man. He's a fantastic man.

He's also a marriage celebrant too. He probably doesn't tell cool people hot, talk to us hot and stuff. He's probably got a bit more demure

than me. He's a great man. He's a great replacement for Brie as well. So we'll see you guys next week. Bye.

Bye. Vegas All Gone All right, there you go. All for love week. Bye. Vegas All Gold! All right, we'll let you go. Hey, sorry, when I bring Clint on? And Clint are on air in five, four, three, two,

What a way to start the weekend! Good evening, everybody. What a way to start the weekend. 1, 2, 3. Good evening everybody. Good afternoon. Clint and Caitlin here. Hi Caitlin. Good afternoon Clint. What a bloody day eh? What a hot mess of a situation we're in. We have them quite a bit but those alarms that we get on the phones, they still give me a hell of a fright.

They do but they're meant to, eh? They're meant to shock you out of whatever you're doing. Totally. But yeah. Did you feel the earthquake? No, I didn't, but on our Facebook page in West Auckland, people did. All the way in West Auckland, the quakes were felt as well. And I know they were felt right along the country.

I saw a tweet from someone, what was the last emergency alert we got? Oh, it was on Saturday night for COVID. And I saw a tweet from someone who said, you don't know real terror until the civil defence alarm goes off and your phone is still tethered to the Bluetooth speaker in your kid's bedroom. In the kid's bedroom? It was nine o'clock at night. Remember, it was like 9.30 when we went into lockdown. Oh, no. And that loud just through the phone.30 when we went into lockdown. Oh, no.

And that loud just through the phone. Imagine that through a Yui boom. Jesus. Oh, those poor kids. Okay, today on the show, two shots at the secret sound. It's back. It took a break during the day just so we could be responsible in case. Because a lot of calls come in for secret sound.

So we're keeping the phone lines clear. But now that the tsunami warning has been downgraded, hopefully you caught that in the news, we can return to Secret Sound at 4 o'clock. So we'll have a guess at 4 and a guess at 5. Amazing. Also, even more exciting than that, the air fryer that you got me yesterday is currently plugged in.

It's in here. And today we'll be air frying, baby. Are you doing it here because you still haven't asked your lovely wife, Lucy, if you're allowed to bring her home? I need to perfect a recipe. So the first thing that she eats out of it, she's like, oh, my God. Blows her mind. Yeah, I've been living wrong this whole time.

I asked before how long to do chips in the air fryer. Too vague a question. People are like, how thick are you cutting the potatoes? I'm like, oh, no, no, sorry. The oven fries. They're just in the freezer, oven fries. How long do oven fries take in the air fryer? Excuse me, now that you've got a brand new Philips air

fryer, you need to be cutting organic vegetables and putting it in there. You can't be using chips from the freezer. I didn't get an air fryer to do more work. It's meant to make life easy. Easy. We're going to kick the show off with Tradie vs Lady.

If you want to win 50 bucks cash to start your weekend, 0800 dial ZM right now. You can take on a tradie if you're a lady or a lady if you're a tradie and you get three questions right, you win the prize this afternoon. Easy as that. We'll play straight after.

Friday Jams, Rihanna and Calvin Harris, ZM. It's with Caitlin filling in, that's Lady Gaga and Just Dance. Big bloody day. We've had a tsunami warning, which we all made it through. Homo te paki paki, everybody. Well done. You did the right thing. We're proud of you.

And then at four o'clock We're going to find out If we're coming out of lockdown or not We have had no cases in the community today either So that's promising Yeah four o'clock Aunty Cindy who has also had a big day They've been in the beehive I wonder if the beehive has got

You know how they've got the situation room In the White House Surely the beehive's got one of those right Where like she can go and have a wee cry or... No, no, no. Oh, what's a situation room? Where you bring in the officials, where she gets the civil defence minister and the head of the military.

Oh, I thought you meant like a room that's just for her and she can be like, screw this. I nearly swore, sorry. She's like, screw this. I need to have a wee moment to myself. I love the idea of a room where the head of state can just go for a cry.

There's rooms like that in the hospital. Yeah, yeah. I've had a cry once while I was actually in a bathroom. But you can go into like the drug room or... Because Shorten Street would have us believe that yeah, it's the medical supply cupboard. Yeah.

Right, so it's not a designated room. No, no, no. But there's some areas, there's good areas. People say this is a good place to cry. It's not the cry ward. Right, gotcha. Yeah, so we find out about that later. I've thought so much about the civil defence emergency

that happened today. I don't live in an area that was affected by an evacuation, but I know people that were. In fact, that one video that's doing the rounds of the water surge in Tukamaru Bay, that's where my family's marae is, right there in that bay. Oh, wow. And it's right down on the water there.

Oh, my goodness. If it had got serious, then that would have totally been impacted. Oh, no. But they say in these situations, and you have to do it when you feel an earthquake that's long and slow and makes it hard to stand up, you should get to higher ground. Yeah. And you've got to go because you don't know how long you've got.

You've got to go. Have you thought about what you would grab? Like if you were at home and they said, all right, you've got to get out of here, have you considered what you would take? I don't know why the first thing that comes to my mind is my passport. Like what am I going to need my passport for? I think maybe I've watched too many movies about people needing their passport.

But I'm very lucky I live by myself. I don't have kids. I don't have pets. I mean, I've been growing my lemon tree for over a year now. I don't want to see that not survive. Is it in a pot or would you have to uproot it? It's in a pot. Yeah, good, okay.

No, I don't know. I think, like, this is such a good experience, exercise for us to remember that we need a box of things with all of our special things. So I'm the complete opposite of you. I don't live alone. I do have a kid and I do have pets and so

and a wife. No, that's how I yeah, I don't live alone. Yeah, okay and I've got a wife. Chuck the wife Chuck the wife. I'm driving down the road and I'm like, I forgot the wife! And I can't think of how I would deal with it either. All parents of young kids have got that bag

that's just the nappy bag that you take out that's ready to go and you can grab that but that'll only get you through a couple of changes. And because does it have snacks in it? Because kids need snacks constantly. Yeah, it's got a couple of, yeah it's the emergency bag because whenever you leave the house with a kid you expect an emergency.

So it's got toys in it and stuff like that but it's not going to last for ages. Yeah, but don't have adult snacks ready to go don't have a change of clothes ready to go depending on the washing cycle

I don't know how many pairs of undies you'd have ready to go and you need things like water and canned goods and that kind of stuff I mean people were

really good after the earthquakes in Christchurch people had their little emergency packs ready to go so you could use those yeah but plus I'm now the parent of an air fryer so that would have to come too People had their little emergency packs ready to go, so you could use those. Yeah.

Plus, I'm now the parent of an air fryer, so that would have to come too. We have to chuck that in there. By the way, 18 minutes left on the air fryer. Until chips. Until chips, yeah. Hey, I did just want to make a quick mention as well for those of us. It has been another hard day,

so if anyone is feeling a little bit overwhelmed by this news and wondered what is going on, that there is some amazing free help out there. You can text or call 1737 and you can talk for free to a trained counsellor. It's really important at times like this when everyone's feeling really frazzled and what's happening. If you need to talk to someone, go do that.

It's not a weakness. It's a strength if you can reach out and get this help. And it's not just for today. It's for everything that's been going on recently Exactly Good message Katie, thank you Brie and Clint Brie and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Brie

By the way the tsunami warning Has been downgraded I think it's important to keep putting that out there People are being allowed to return to their homes Now how good was that Sky? Well I felt the earthquake at about 2 o'clock this morning, mate, and I thought someone was shaking my van, so I'm out there running around Starkers in the bush

looking for who was shaking my van. It was an earthquake. Yeah, so that was pretty funny. That's pretty funny. That's on the news too. He was an official source. I love the idea of the guy running around in the bush naked trying to avoid a tsunami.

We'll see you later. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. I love the idea of the guy running around in the bush naked trying to avoid a tsunami. Let's do the latest. They're still flogging this Friends reunion horse and properly flogging it too. The stars of Friends are still going on about it and it still hasn't happened. Now, before you start, Clint, you must know this about me. Friends is my ultimate program.

So I've watched it every day since I've been born. No, not since I've been born, but I still go home. I probably watch the series through at least seven times all seasons. And I just keep backing it up. I'm just always at home. It's just always on. So if you say one bad thing. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I love Friends too. I love Friends. Okay if you say one bad thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. I love Friends too. I love Friends. Don't worry. I'm in my 30s too. I love Friends. But the reunion was meant to happen over a year ago. Yes, I know there's been a global pandemic. I understand.

However, it hasn't happened. Like they've found ways of making the Emmys happen, the Oscars happen. Ellen DeGeneres is still on TV and yet this Friends reunion hasn't happened. Like they've found ways of making the Emmys happen, the Oscars happen. Ellen DeGeneres is still on TV. And yet this Friends reunion hasn't happened. The latest person to come out and talk about it is David Schwimmer, who has confirmed that the Friends reunion will begin filming soon. In little over a month, they will start filming it.

And at this point, I'm like, I don't, I just don't know. I don't know. So that's not even because we're like, yes, we've got an official. It's Ross from Friends. He's telling us. But then he's like, it will start soon. Yeah, tell me that you've filmed it. Yeah, but apparently, well, obviously, they've

had so much time now to prepare it, so it better be bloody good. It better be bloody good. He said they've had enough time, it's going to be even better. That's what he said. You know what I mean though? I know we're in a tricky situation, but Oprah's managed to get an interview that's going to bring down the royal family. Yeah, I know.

You know, life goes on. Yeah. I think it's probably because they all want to be in the same room. There's six of them, and then they'll probably want to bring other cast members. Like, Gunther's got to be there. Gunther has to be there. And Carol and, you know, or Ben, everyone.

Well, apparently it's going to start filming in a month. If you're still excited about the Friends reunion, it is on the way. So wait for that. Bree and Clint. We've just had an update. The National Tsunami Advisory for New Zealand has now been formally cancelled. Wonderful. Good news.

Cool. Also, the Prime Minister is about to speak on lockdown levels, and we'll get you that news as soon as it comes out. Yeah. Okay? So lots of stuff coming on, lots of really important stuff like Secret Sound. Also, my chips are done in the air fryer.

Oh, my God, you look so happy. Look at your little face. Caitlin got me an air fryer yesterday yesterday and I've never felt so special. I haven't taken it home yet because my wife doesn't want it. Look, this might not be for you. This might not be the radio content for you. But just know that this is making me happy today. I've just done some McCain beer batter fries in the air fryer.

All I did was put them in and push the air fryer button. And we're taking them out. You're just so happy. We're going to do a live taste test. Wow, they look good. They look golden and wonderful. Need sauce because they will be hot. Controversially, producer Ben has bought a home brand bottle

of sauce. Okay. Well, you know, we're on a budget here. True, true, true. The Air Fryer costs a lot of money. Just kidding. It was free from JB Hi-Fi. Thanks, JB Hi-Fi. Okay, I'm just going to have one chip. I know we've got to get to the news.

I know we've got to get to Secret Sound. Turn the music down. I want to hear the crunch. Yeah, okay. This is for everybody who is interested in that air fryer life. This is one single beer-battered fry straight from the air fryer from Frozen. Here we go. Three, two, one.

Oh, my God. Great crunch. You could have been on it at McCain's, Az. Oh, my God. Ah, McCain, you've done it again. And this is hashtag non-spong. Ah! Good.

So, does it taste healthy, Clint? A little bit burnt. Okay. So, how long do you do it in for? Clint? A little bit burnt. Okay. So how long did you put it in for? This is a first attempt. I reckon we should have done it for five minutes less, like Charmaine said during Tradiverse Lady. So first attempt.

I reckon next, sausage rolls. Sausage rolls? If anyone knows how long sausage rolls out of the freezer take in the air fryer, text us 9696. Because we've got them and we're going to try him. Your face. You're so handy. Bree and Clint.

And the rest of New Zealand to level one at 6am on Sunday. All I do is... Yes, Cindy, get it. Yeah, there we go. That's good news. Unless you're planning on going to a massive church on Sunday in Auckland. How do they do that? How do they do 100 people?

Is it first and first served? Or are they going to? No, I think don't they just move it to online maybe? Hopefully. Yeah, not sure. Especially if church is important to you. Hopefully they still have a solution for you and your community. I'm pretty sure they move them to online. Okay, I want to talk about this really crazy story that I found online

about someone who has found out about a secret family member that they never knew they had. They've posted about it on Facebook, and I'm basically just going to read you this lady's Facebook post, okay? Okay. So she said, Julia and I, that's this person that she's found out is in her family, Julia and I met in 2013 person That she's found out Is in her family Julia and I met In 2013

Working at a bar In Connecticut Julia noticed A Dominican flag On my arm And makes a comment About how she's From the Dominican Republic too

But That she's adopted From there And I stop her And I say to her Wait wait I'm adopted from there too Crazy

We become friends We start wearing matching clothes. People start commenting on how similar we look. We're having a blast together. We start telling everybody that we're sisters because we love each other so much. And it's just fast forward from 2013 to 2021. I asked my dad, my biological dad who I've found, if he gave up another baby when he adopted me out. And he says yes. I jump in the car, drive to her house, get her to do a 23andMe test, which is like americasancestry.com.

Right, yeah. And the results came back yesterday. We are full sisters. Same mum. Biological sisters. are full sisters. Same mum. Biological sisters. Oh, full. Same dad. Just two girls who happened to work together

and randomly found out we were sisters because we struck up such a big friendship. Isn't that insane? This sounds like an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Are you sure this is not Grey's Anatomy? Seriously, I swear I'm going to just... That's amazing. And because they found their connection.

If it was an episode of Short and Straight, then they would have been in a relationship together. Oh, okay, yeah. And then they would have done the 23 and Me. No, yeah, that's... Crazy, I've seen a picture. They do look related. Well, they are related, but they do look similar.

Is that awkward now for the parents that they've found the adopted no I think because she's back in touch with her biological dad that things have settled down they're both adults now

they're all grown up and who knows what reason they had to be adopted back in the day I reckon they'd be stoked I reckon you'd be really happy because surely

there's a bit of you that always regrets what could have been yeah your kids have found each other yeah and they're best friends And they were best friends before they knew they were sisters.

Yeah. And now they can fight as sisters. They've got a lot of catching up to do. Yeah. This is a long shot, but have you ever found out that you were related to someone that you knew and you didn't realise?

Not me. No, not personally. I grew up in Fairleigh, Clint, so I'm related to everyone But you know that, it's out there And I know In Fairleigh the family tree is on the wall at the town hall

and when you have a baby you have to go and get the get the town vivid and write the kid's name in It's the only way that people from Fairleigh can continue to marry people from Fairleigh Okay, Fairleigh's a great marry people from Fairleigh. Okay, Fairleigh's a great place. Now, Clint, have you had the same question to you? Have you ever found out you're related to someone?

No, no, not to this level. I know lots of Kiwis find out that they're cousins. Yeah, yeah. I don't think that's a strong enough tie for this. Yeah, we want to know if they're biological. We want siblings. Because we're going to ask you, did you find out that you were related to someone? Yeah. Can we find siblings?

Can we find parents? Parents. Can we find grandparents? Even if you were like related to Dave Dobbin. Yeah. Okay. He's the most like New Zealand person I could think of. All right.

That's it. Siblings, parents, grandparents, and Dave Dobbin. He's the most New Zealand person I could think of. All right, that's it. Siblings, parents, grandparents, and Dave Dobbin. If you can trace your lineage to any of them and you were surprised about it, you didn't realise, we would love to hear from you this afternoon. Phone lines are open. 0800-DIALS-ZM. Did you find out that you were related to someone

and you had no idea? Would have blown your mind for sure. Totally. But right now, we're talking about these bombshell revelations. A lady who found out that this girl that she worked with, who she felt looked like her quite a bit, and they both found out they were from the Dominican Republic, they did a DNA test and found out they were biological sisters.

Full-blown sisters. I mean, what are the chances? It's always like, man, I wish you were my sister. Two best friends. And then it's like, we actually are sisters. Yeah, we're totally sisters. Yeah. Yeah.

They did an Ancestry.com test, that little slobby thing. So we want to know, is this a thing? Has this happened in New Zealand? Have you found out that you are crazy related to someone? We've had a text from someone who found out they're related to Stan Walker. Very cool. We said, Dave Dob from someone who found out they're related to Stan Walker. Very cool. We said, Dave Dobbin, Stan Walker, right up there. You know?

Right up there. Let's talk to this person who wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous female. Hi, how you doing? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. You found a secret relative that you didn't know about. It wasn't me specifically,

but I used to work with a lady who was telling me about her son's dad that left when he was young and he was from Samoa. And I said, oh, my brother's, you know, same... Oh no. Oh no! Oh no! Did her phone go dead?

I'm going to put her on hold and see if we can get her back. Let's go to our anonymous male while we do that. Hello, anonymous male. Hi. Kia ora, how you doing? Kia ora. Secret family?

You found out you had some family? Yeah, well, about 15 years ago I found out that my auntie was actually my sister. There's a bit of context behind that, really. So for her, she was, you know, dear was younger and whatnot. And the grandparents decided they'd adopt her and basically say that she's their daughter. Yeah.

Whangai, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It is, you know, their grandparents adopted her and raised her as a kid. Yeah. But then they made everyone else play along with it as well. So, yeah, for a while there it was,

she believed that she was, you know, while there, it was... Was it? She believed that she was, you know, my dad was her brother. Was it a... Wow. Was it a case of her parents couldn't raise her and that's why the grandparents... No, no, no. It was more of a thing like, you know, religious family.

He was 17, not married. That's what I mean. That situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so her 21st She found out from her cousin That she wasn't actually You know

The auntie She was actually You know Her and my dad Her brother was her dad Whoa Wow Yeah

And these things typically happen At our family Christmas parties And we had another one about 15 years later Again after that because we didn't know at that time, we were too young to know what was going on and I've got half sisters

as well and so we were driving to this family event and they said oh we're going to go meet with sister blah blah blah and I was like oh okay but isn't that auntie? and so we actually found out on the car ride over that for who we'd been calling auntie for most of our lives at the time, that she was actually our sister.

So it turned out from a Christmas event. So you had basically the same experience as your dad? Yeah. He found out his sister was his mum and you found out your auntie was your sister? Yeah, she found out that her brother was her dad, and I found out that my auntie was actually my sister. Oh, my God.

Next time you go to Christmas and on, are you like, right, everyone, quick. Is there any new updates? I got told by the producer just to try and keep it simple, but I had another time where we turned up to another event, and I was chatting with this chick and I was like, you look awfully familiar. And she was in her late 20s

and I was like, oh, I'm pretty sure, you know, you look really familiar. You look like my other cousin. She's like, yeah, I'm actually your cousin. My dad, which is my uncle, had, you know,

a interaction with another family member semi-close. I don't think you could. And then they wiped down into the closet for so long. I don't think you could. And then they wipe down into the closet for so long. I don't think simple is a thing that your family can do. I know the producers said keep it simple, but I don't think that applies in your whanau anonymous.

Oh, it's funny for us kids because we're just pretty open to anyone turning up to Christmas and being fun. And how lovely to have such a big whanau. And what an exciting Christmas you've got to look forward to every year. Wow, I love it. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Exactly. Amazing. Okay, thank you for sharing your story. Very, very good. Bree and Clint. The air fryer has three minutes left until the sausage rolls are ready. Can you smell them?

Yeah, we can. They smell good. We're coming out of lockdown at 6 a.m. on Sunday, going level two in Auckland, level one around the country. And we avoided a tsunami, so it's time to lift the spirits, everybody. Raise me up so I can stand on mountains. A morale-boosting request. Is this a morale-boosting request?

Nah, but it should be. I think it's a bit slow. I think people will start crying. Yeah, we need a Wilkinson remix, eh? You raise me up. We've got you guys to text in. Every day that we go into lockdown, here on the Brian Clint Show,

we play a morale boosting request. We've done it since the very first lockdown. They're suggested by you. We have played some absolute bangers this week of lockdown, Caitlin. Oh my God, it's been one of my favourite times of the show. I mean, not good for us being in lockdown, but this has been fun. We've got one more

to do, seeing as we're coming out of lockdown on Sunday. So here we go. Here are the best suggestions that have been text in. Are we going to play, as I'm on a morale boosting request today, The Venga Boys? This is not the first time we've had this. Yeah, we played Venga Boys in lockdown three, right?

The last lockdown. I feel like we did. And I think it was this one. Okay. Great song, it's gone. Is this our morale boosting request today? Very fitting. Very fitting. Very fitting for a hard day.

We just defeated COVID and a tsunami. We are the champions. Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves for defeating COVID. This time round. It's done. This time round. 660, do another festival. We've beat COVID

Are we going to play These songs are all Heavily metaphorical today Are we going to play this one The sentiment is perfect It ain't about how fast we get there. Yeah. It's the climb.

It's the journey that we take getting there, coming together, coming closer together, learning that we need emergency packs ready to go for a tsunami. I said that metaphorically. Now that the tsunami is gone, are we going to play Bass Hunter. Shit. I feel like I need to be in the clubs already. Caitlin goes, oh my God, isn't Bass Hunter dead?

Don't worry. Or this one actually genuinely does work. Yeah. work we have a level three we have a level two we have a level one we have a level three we have a level so those are your five choices today base hunter uh chumba wumba miley the climb uh we are the champions by queen and we've already got rid of ingengaboys. So we've only got four. Okay. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it straight up. I'm coming in, Clint. Yes. I'm getting rid of Bass Hunter.

You're getting rid of Bass Hunter? Okay. I'm sorry. I can abide that. He's gone. Your turn. Oh, I got some heat for getting rid of Queen yesterday. But this song is not Bohemian Rhapsody.

So I'm getting rid of Queen. How dare you. Miley or Tub Thumping? It's come down to you, Caitlin. Oh, my God. Do you know what? It's Friday. Yes.

We need to stop, like... It's morale boost. Yeah, we need a morale boost, so we don't want to go back. I think we'd be going back if we went with Miley. And that's why I think we'd be needing to move forward. We need to get a whiskey drink and a lager drink, and we need to get on Chumbawamba-type something. She's done it.

I've made my decision. She's done it. Here you go, everybody. 15 minutes of secret sound. Here's your morale booster. Good work, everybody. Thank you for all your suggestions and good choice, Caitlin. She made me a little bit emotional. You know, we keep getting punched in the face and we keep coming back up. New Zealand rules. I'm so proud to live here. Yes.

I love it. Also, by the way, the sausage rolls are done in the air fryer. I mean, winning all round. Just, um... Oh, okay. See you while you go

and get them. So we're just removing this. Caitlin gifted me an air fryer yesterday and today as it's made in Voyage. We've already made oven fries in it.

Now I've done sausage rolls. There's no sausage roll button on an air fryer yesterday and today as it's made in voyage. We've already made oven fries in it. Now I've done sausage rolls. There's no sausage roll button on an air fryer. How do you know if the meat's cooked? I hope it's pre-cooked. I don't know. I went off the text machine. Someone said sausage rolls 20 minutes in the air fryer. Yeah, there were a few people that said that. Here we go everybody. This is the

ASMR. It's so hot but I'll bite it for the radio. Careful. So hot. Careful, careful. So hot. Okay, spit it out. Spit it out if you can't swallow it.

Are you okay? I'm okay, mate. Oh, man. Careful. Okay. It's good. It's good. It's good.

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but I feel like everybody is going to want to know this. So I feel like it's our duty as radio announcers to share this sort of stuff, Caitlin. It's something that I've always asked the question of. Okay, good. And I think when you get it right, you feel like a true adult. Good, okay, good, good. We're on the same page.

This needs to be shared. How long can you leave your washing in the washing machine for? You know what I'm talking about. You get a bit lazy, you get a bit forgetful, it gets a bit stinky. Where's the line? Lucinda Utosh, who is an expert at the Whirlpool Institute of Fabric Science. Wow.

Hashtag not sponsored by the Whirlpool washing machine company, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's spoken to the Mirror newspaper and said that you actually don't need to remove your damp clothes from the washing machine straight away.

So that's a bonus. It's not instant. You can get away with it in there for a bit. That's my thing. I'm like, surely they're better just to stay in the washing machine than be out in a basket and not hung up. And then there's like half of them get air and half of them don't. You'll take them out of the washing machine but

not hang them up? Hanging them up's a hard part Clint. At least if I can't be bothered hanging them up I'll just leave them in the washing machine. Okay, alright. So how long can you leave them in there? That's the million dollar stinky clothes question. She said that

you can leave your clothes in the washing machine without hanging them up for 12 hours. So a whole night's sleep, a sleep in. You can do it in the morning, hang them out at night, 12 hours. I was really hoping she was going to say 24. No. At that point, you have to hang them up straight away and it'd be better if you put them in the sunshine.

The main rule is the sniff test. Yeah. So don't just go off the 12-hour thing. You've got to give them a sniff because this might be obvious, but it's also gross. The smell on your clothes is mould and bacteria. It's bacteria that's been allowed to fester and that's what it smells.

How many, be honest with me, Clint, be very honest with me. Yeah. How many times have you washed like one set of clothes because you're like, shit, I forgot to hang them out. Wash again.

Crap, I forgot to hang them out. Wash again. I, when I was at broadcasting school and I was flatting in Christchurch, it got so bad that I actually ended up throwing the clothes out. Because they'd sat in the washing machine for so long,

there was no saving them. I was a different person. Clinton Roberts. I was 19 years old. They'd been through the wash three times, and then they sat there for about five days, and I went, nah, these have got to go. You obviously didn't love them that much.

No, no. They're all from JJ's. Don't worry about it. Bree and Clint. Today, I've done something that's really adult. Have you? I have. And I want some appreciation for it.

You took over your car insurance payments yourself? No. But this is the last time I get to talk on the Bree and Clint show for now. Yeah. And who else am I going to tell these silly stories to? So I thought I need appreciation from people. Yeah. And also, there was a man involved, so I know you want to hear about it.

Okay, cool. Lay it on me. Okay. I'm ready to be happy for you. So today, I went and I looked at my oil. In my car, I looked at the oil. I was going to say changed. I didn't quite get to changing it.

You looked at your oil. So usually this is something, and this isn't me being, you know, not a feminist. I literally have no idea about cars. Like this is me who the curbs jump out at me. My car falls apart. I just, I have no idea. It's not something I've ever learnt about. And so anyway, I know where to check for the oil, okay?

And I was going for a long car drive today, so I needed to put petrol in. I was like, I'm going to check the oil. Usually, I go to the petrol stations where they have the nice people that come out and they check it for you. I love those places, yeah. I love them too. But today, I was like, do you know what? This is the closest one. come out and they check it for you and then they do all of that. I love those places, yeah. I love them too. But today I was like, do you know what? This is the closest one. I'm going to do it myself.

So I get out the paper towels. Tick. Because you know, you always get the paper towels. I don't know. Yeah, to look cool. This man walks behind. No, not to look cool. Oh.

What are they for? For wiping the dipstick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. That's what I did Yeah hang on Hang on So I get I get

And I pop the I pop the trunk The hood The hood The bonnet The bonnet I pop that And then I go around the front

And I lift it up And I know to do the little hatch Yeah The stick And meanwhile This like tradie Is walking behind me I'm like

Do this Sup Just checking my oil Sup And so I pull out the thing And yeah Yep, the stick. And meanwhile, this tradie is walking behind me. I'm like, do this, sup. Just checking my oil, sup. And so I pull out the thing, and I was like, pull it up to the sky. It looks pretty good. No idea what I'm looking for. And I'm like, yep, cool. Put it back in. Pull it out again.

And yes, that's where I use the paper towels to wipe it off. You've wiped it, yeah. And then put it back in. Yep. So you wiped it before you put it back in? Wiped it, put it back in. Yep. Pull wipe it off. You've wiped it, yeah. And then put it back in? Yep. Pull it out? Oh, so you wiped it before you put it back in? Wiped it, put it back in. Yep.

Pulled it out? Yep. Don't know what I'm looking at, but there's oil on the stick. Yeah, good. There's some oil on there. Oil is on the stick. That's all I need to know, right? Okay, yeah.

It was up to like one of the lives. Look, the moral of the story is I did it myself. I got to the destination and I got back. And I deserve everyone to give me a round of applause. Yeah, you do. Congratulations. Well done. And do you know what?

The guy, the tradie, he was so impressed. He was very impressed. You've given every mechanic who listens to ZM conniptions this afternoon. The line where you went, it was up to one of the lines. I don't know. There are guys right now who are closing up their workshop going, Caitlin, was it up to the empty line or the full line? There's a big difference.

Does one of them mean empty or full? One of them means minimum and one of them means maximum, yeah. It was up to, no, there was like a lot of oil on there. There was heaps of oil, okay? And then when I got to my destination, one of the guys was like, hey, your tie's wet. And I was like, okay, cool. One thing at a time.

Anyway, I think we should give people the opportunity now to give us a call and say, you know, what they've done that's really grown up this week, what they took in their stride and they were like, do you know what? I don't need any help with this. I'm going to be a grown up and I'm going to do it myself. We've been in lockdown for Auckland. I've actually got one of these. I've actually – I'm a bit surprised too.

Hi, I'm Clint. I'm 20 – oh, no, I'm 30-something. Hi, I'm Clint. I'm in my 30s. You haven't been 20 for a wee while. Shut up, okay? Hi, I'm Clint. It doesn't matter how old I am. And this week

I cleaned the bit inside the air filter. Inside the heat pump. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, and I didn't bring a guy to do it. I did it myself. Good on you. Is that the sort of thing you're looking for? Is that the sort of stuff we want to do? Absolutely.

That's what we want to congratulate people on, for sure. Oh, $800 at M. What's the grown-up thing that you did this week? Especially if you're in lockdown. Do you need a round of applause for it? Nothing is too little. If you got out of bed, good on you. You know?

But Caitlin has one more show with us. Of course, you need to go back to be a nurse. Do more adulting things, like go back and do your... not your job. I have to write to go back to be a nurse. Do more adulting things like go back and do your, not your job. Nursing stuff. Yeah.

I have to write an essay. Go back to university. I have to be responsible. Yeah, but today I actually was super proud of myself because I went and I checked my oil and from what it looks like, it was fine. And you know what? For doing that, for doing a very adult thing, Caitlin,

you get one of these. Pause, it was fine. And you know what? For doing that, for doing a very adult thing, Caitlin, you get one of these. Yay me! I'm the best adult! You know what we're realising is we don't have our mums following us around 24-7 anymore to pat us on the back for these very minor things that we should be doing anyway. So let's do it for each other this afternoon. It really sucks, especially with car things.

Like it should be a light or something that says one of your tyres is flat or you should change your oil or, Caitlin, one of your lights is out. It's so annoying. I think they do have those. Not on my version of cars. Fair enough. One thing at a time. Hannah's here and Hannah has done something very grown up.

Hi, Hannah. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Thank you. Hi, Hannah. What did you do Friday. Thank you. Hi, Hannah. What did you do? I went to the doctor and got blood tests all by myself. Yay.

Well done. Hannah, you are so brave. Good girl. How long have you been putting it off for, Hannah? The blood test, probably, I think about four months. Yeah, I have that feeling too. Because the doctor gives you the note, hey, and they're like, go and get these tests done.

And then you put it in the little bit on the side of your car and you're like, oh, I'll get around to it. And the doctor's like... Didn't they keep texting me every two weeks? Yeah. You haven't got them done. Did you ask the nurse to hold your hand? Um, no, I didn't.

I should have. I asked my mum, but she said I was too old. I should have done it myself. Mum, ruthless. Well done, Hannah. Let's go to Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi, how are you doing?

Good. Good. You're very grown up. You're very adult. You're very mature. Tell us what you did this week. I put together a set of flat packages in cupboards even though my partner said I would screw it up.

Yes! You showed them. What kind of negative reinforcement is your partner running to say that you're going to screw it up? I mean, I did put the runners on backwards, but I didn't let anyone know that. No.

Who cares? It's a small thing. Maddie, never let anyone know that, okay? You can't let anyone know that. No. Who cares? It's a small thing. Maddie, never let anyone know that, okay? You can never let anyone know that. A little minor detail. Well done. Alana's here. Hi, Alana.

Happy Friday. Happy Friday. What did you do this week, Alana, that made you feel really grown up and proud of yourself? I got my Class 5 full truck license. Your Class 5 full truck license. Your class five full truck licence. Hang on a minute. Whoa. This is next level adulting.

So are we talking like big deal, like big rig, open road driving thingy trucks? Yeah, so big trucking trailers. Now, do you have to check the oil on that, Alana? You have to do a pre-check in the morning and check everything on it. So you've got to check the tires, oils, how much did Caitlin's

story of checking the oil on her Honda Vitz give you the willies? It made me laugh because I actually did the same thing with one of my old cars. Yeah. Okay, good. Good, Alana.

And now that you're the bona fide truck driver, Caitlin, you could be a truck driver. I absolutely should be. Well, Alana, how long does it take to get that licence? So it takes about a year. Okay. All right. I'll get on to that. After I've changed my oil once, now I'm going to be a truck driver.

Let's go. Finally, Tammy. Kia ora, Tammy. Welcome to the show. Hi. Thanks for having me. Hello. Happy Friday.

Happy Friday. You too, Tammy. Tell us why you're a big, brave adult who did something growing up this week. Oh, my God. I'm so excited by this. Okay. So, I adjusted my mortgage interest rates and negotiated a better deal and saved myself, wait for it, $385 a month.

You're kidding! We don't even know how to do what you said you just did. That's incredible. I don't even know how to do it, but I did it. And now I can buy shoes and bags. I was going to say, what are you going to spend your $380 on? Shoes and bags. Shoes and bags.

Shoes and bags. Shoes and bags. Yay, Tammy. Tammy. Have a great weekend, Tammy. That's awesome. Hey, thank you so much. You too.

Take care. Was it $380 a month, did you say? A month, mate. A month. That's crazy. Amazing. Free money Free and Clint

Oh by the way The air fryer's just finished The chicken nuggets You This is your new baby eh I'm worried that you're gonna get home Speaking of an Ariana Grande test drive Am I right

What a day Just before we do Just before we do birthday banger We're just going to Just open the air fryer. I'll go over and see what the baby's produced. So chicken nuggies. You've cooked a whole meal in like an hour?

Yeah, don't tell my wife. She's cooking dinner. But like lots of snacks. Here we go. Are you ready for this? I know you can't see this, but this is the air fryer doing chicken nuggets. 16 minutes on 200. Can you hear that?

Is that pretty good? Oh, my God. Was that good or yuck? It's pretty good, actually. And I don't eat meat, but that made me real jealous. Thank you for my air fryer. You're just trying to finish your mouthful, are you, Clint? Okay.

Hi, guys. Welcome to Birthday Banger. We find the number one song on your 16th birthday and we play the best one. Because it's Caitlin's last day with us, she's going to pick the winner. I have no vote today. Oh, no. Start with Tash. Hi, Tash. Hi.

Hi, Tash. When's your birthday? 11th of April, 1973. Okay, Tash, on the 11th of April in 1989, you were 16 and this is your birthday banger. Amazing. I heard a little scream from Tash. Are you happy with that?

Yeah, that's awesome. It's awesome, eh? Crazy that this is 1989. Yeah. Like, I know Madonna's been going for a while, but 1989. Yeah. Impressive. Okay, wait there, Tash.

You're a strong contender. We'll go to Mark. G'day, Mark. Happy Friday. Hey, how we going? Going good, man. Good, Mark. Hey, Mark, when's your birthday?

5th of April, 1977. Okay, so Mark, that means that on the 5th of April in 1993, you were 16 and this was Topping the Charts. Oh, Marky, Marky, Marky, Marky, Mark. That is a banger. That is a banger. It's a banger. It's one of the all-time greats. If you're a new listener to the Bree and Clint show,

we have a lot of history with this song. I mean... This is kind of the birthday banger theme song. Bree actually named her dog after Whitney Houston. Your mum named your sister after Whitney Houston. Well, not really. My sister's name is Whitney.

Mark, are you married to a woman called Whitney or anything? Yeah, no. Give us a fact to get your song over the line, you know, and what do you got? Pardon? Just pure passion. Okay, wait there, Mark. We'll go to Emma for one last one.

The first time I made... No, okay. Emma, what's your birthday? 24th of September, 1987. Okay, Emma, on the 24th of September in 2003, you were 16 and this was the number one hit. Yeah!

A whole other direction. Wow. Oh, my God. Are you happy with that, Emma? It's all right. Ching-a-ling. It's all right. Emma, Emma, since I've got you on the phone,

if you don't like your one, which do you like? Lynn's not helping me today. I'd probably have to go for Whitney. Over Madonna? Yeah. Yeah, see, look, you're dealing with two icons, two divas from the same era. Do you know what?

Okay. And it's all up to you. I don't want to influence you. I want this to be your treat because you've done such a great job helping us out for the last three weeks. I want to give you this and I want you to stand on your own two feet

and pick the winner. Okay, Clint, turn the music off. Okay, yeah. Very serious. I'm very dramatic. Yep. Today's birthday banger is Tasha's It's Madonna, Like a Prayer. I've done it. I'm sorry.anger is Tasha's.

It's Madonna, Like a Prayer. I've done it. I'm sorry. I had to choose it. I just, I love it. I just, I hate, I'm sorry, Tash. Emma's laughing at you, by the way. Oh, is that Emma?

Is that Emma laughing? I thought it, we need to put Tash on. Tash is here too. Hi, Tash. Yes, hello. Hello. I need some reassurance that this was the best pick. This is the best pick.

She's still here, you know. She's still here. There we go. Okay. It's a winner of birthday bagger according to Caitlin and Tash. Enjoy, everybody. Friday afternoon. See you then.

Bye. Enjoy everybody. Friday afternoons at Emory. It's like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees I wanna take you there, in the midnight hour I can feel your power, just like a prayer You know I'll take you there I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing I have no choice I hear your voice Feels like flying I close my eyes

Oh God, I think I'm falling Out of the sky I close my eyes. Heaven help me. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there. Give me my heart.

I can feel your power. Just like a prayer. You know I'll take you there like a dream. No end and no beginning. You're here with me. It's like a dream. Let the choir sing. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.

I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there when you call my name. It's like a little prayer. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there in the midnight hour. I can feel your power Just like a prayer You know I'll take you there

Life is a mystery Everyone must stand alone. I hear your heart running, and it feels like home. Just like a prayer, your voice can change it. Just like a mystery, you are a mystery Just like a dream, you are not what you seem Just like a dream, no choice of words can take me there Just like a dream, I'll take you there It's like a dream to me Just like a dream, I'll take you there It's like a dream to me Zidim Brie and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Brie.

Oh, it's still going, sorry. Damn, songs were long in the 80s. To me, you are a mystery. Just like a dream, you are not what you seem. Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can take me there. Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there. All right, Madge, good stuff. That's like a prayer. Yeah, that's her nickname, Madge.

Does she like that nickname? I think so. I'll ask her. I'll DM her. Yes, please. The winner of Birthday Banger is selected by Caitlin this afternoon. I know, I know. It was pretty controversial, but I listen to Whitney every day,

so I needed something different. There you go. That's fair enough. I like your reasoning. Caitlin's going on a date this weekend. I'm only telling you this because I know that you love to live through me being a single person and the awkwardness of it. My single friends give me life because you're doing those things that, you know, as a married person,

and don't get me wrong, I'm very happily married. I wouldn't trade it for the world. I know. I want to swap. But there's something that you just, you know, you just can't recreate about the energy of a first date especially. And I guess it's really different because dating's different to back when you were dating, I'm sure. Oh, right. No, but like, because like people have TikTok now, so.

I don't know. But yes, I'm going on a date. It's been a long time. You're going on a date. Yeah. You told me about this date and I had some really, like, it boggles my mind how it's actually going to work. So tell me what the date is first of all

okay I don't want to go into it too much but I'm going on a date and we're going out for a drink what time? like 6 or 7? 6 or 7 o'clock yeah I haven't like I'm being chill about it so I'm just like so this is the bit that got me it's a drink at 6 or 7 o'clock oh no hang on it's

and that's the first thing Clint hang on I was like should we catch up? I actually asked I was like, should we catch up? I actually asked and I was like, should we catch up for a drink? Should we catch up? Yeah. Yeah. I said to you, oh, yeah, six or seven o'clock, you guys will get dinner, right? It'll be dinner. You're going for a dinner date?

No, because we're going for a drink. It's not let's go for dinner. It's let's go for a drink. Yeah. So it's a drink. But you're having the drink at six or seven o'clock, but it's not dinner because you said dinner's too formal. So I said-

Well, dinner's like more like third or fourth date maybe right so i said you'll both have dinner before you go then will you make sure you eat beforehand no well this is why this is okay dad just give me a second because this is why it's like who cares when we eat dinner we're like we'll eat dinner before it's not a big it's not a big part of the date. And I don't know why you're focusing on that. Who are you? When you're not dating, I know that three square meals is very important to you. And then all of a sudden, as soon as there's romance involved, you turn into some eat, pray, love who goes, I don't even, who cares?

I know that the meal is important to you. I know it's important to you. Okay. Do you know what, though? Maybe, and this is the thing, maybe in the past it's been really good because if it's a really shit date, you can go home and eat your feelings. And end it early. But what if it's a great date?

And that's fine. And the drinks are flowing, but you haven't had dinner. So what happens? Well, I don't really – I'm too nervous. I don't feel hungry. I will have a snack beforehand because I don't want to get like really drunk on one drink. Yeah. But maybe because we're like, we've had a drink and maybe it progresses to two drinks or whatever,

then I'll be like, should we get some like chippies or should we get like, I don't know. It's never, I just go on a drink and then I eat after. It's not a thing. I'm sure everyone who's out there dating thinks that these are the stupidest questions, but I hope that married people agree with me and they go, no, Clint's got some valid points. When's the food? Because I know when Lucy and I go out on a date, the food is the most important part.

Yeah, that's because you're already in a relationship. We're still trying to impress each other. Whether I was there or not, she just wants to know when the food's coming, as do I. So can I ask, so what are the tiers of dates? So dinner's not appropriate for a first date. Well, as do I. So can I ask, so what are the tiers of dates? So dinner's not appropriate for a first date. Well, everyone's different.

Like, this is chill because the best thing about a drink is it doesn't have to be too long. Because if I was single right now and I matched someone on Tinder, I'd be like, do you want to go to Lone Star? You know? Oh, my God, no. Really? Clint, because you're not thinking about what if it's, like, going to be a terrible date.

If you're having a drink can last literally 30 minutes and then you're in thinking about what if it's like going to be a terrible day if you're having a drink can last literally 30 minutes and then you're in and out or you can really vibe it and if you go to the Lone Star that's like a three hour sit down you're stuck with that person for three hours

you can't just get so that's why it's good with a drink because then you can just kind of vibe it and if oh now I'm like

oh god this guy's not listening I hear what you're saying she's hating the day and I've got a whole Dixie chicken still because then you can kind of vibe it. And if, oh, now I'm like, oh God, I'm listening. I hear what you're saying. She's hating the date and I've got a whole Dixie chicken still to go. I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying. Okay. And you're like, I'll have a dessert menu.

And this girl's like, oh my God, for the love of God. So where are you guys going for the date? No, that's it. End of conversation. I've told you enough. I was trying to get a crowd down there yes I know it's in Christchurch anyway

so if you want to scout out the strip tomorrow night take a sign go Caitlin Clint stop it and this is a story that I find this kind of thing so interesting because it's about finding secrets hidden inside your house. Yeah.

Which is the dream, right? Yeah. As a child. And I go, they're ancient. What secrets are they hiding? If these walls could talk, you know? And we actually renovated our house a few years ago, and I was devastated to find nothing inside the walls.

I was like, not a newspaper clipping a not a beer bottle from the 1940s all we found like what are you looking for we're trying to paint these walls stop moving like going inside them all i found were three rat skeletons that's it that's all that was inside the walls so that's why this story got me excited um it's about some guys who are renovating an apartment in scot Scotland and they're pulling out the kitchen. It's not major, they've just pulled out the old kitchen and when they did, they discovered something hidden underneath the kitchen that was being pulled out. Have a listen to this.

So we're stepping out of the kitchen, when you fill it, and we'll find a message under the floor. Jack and me lived here, three kids and a dog. Kitchen done up during April, May 2001. All the best. Have a drink on us. Now, it's very hard to do subtitles on the radio, and I apologise to our Scottish listeners who heard that perfectly.

But if you didn't, it's two Chinese that ripped out the kitchen and the bottom of where the cupboards and stuff were screwed into the wall as a note that says um our family lived here in 2001 and we did the kitchen um if you're doing this right now you've found it uh here's a and there's a little bottle of whiskey screwed into the wall and it says have a drink on us do you reckon they put that in there like, if anyone's redoing this kitchen after we've already redone it, it better be at least 10 years. I've seen that before.

Someone wrote a note that said, we renovated this kitchen in 2005. What's wrong with what we did? Yeah. If you're doing renos right now, write a note. Do something. Because in the future, you could be a TikTok. Bree and Clint. We deserve some wholesome, uplifting news, right?

Would you agree, Caitlin? Please. Oh, absolutely. Okay, let me present to you the Wiggles doing covers then. Yay! This is on Triple J. Now, if you don't know Triple J, they're the indie hipster station in Australia who do the Triple J Hottest 100.

They're the one who bought us the song by Glass Animals that we're playing now. They do cool stuff. And what they do is they get really cool artists to come in and cover really cool songs. They call it Triple J's Like A Version. And it's actually quite famous. And they got the Wiggles. And they got the Wiggles to do it, yeah. So, even as an idea, I love this. Regardless of how it goes, the idea of getting the Wiggles. And they got the Wiggles to do it, yeah. So just even as an idea, I love this.

Regardless of how it goes, the idea of getting the Wiggles in to do this. Because they've had some amazing people do amazing covers. Yeah, they've had Amy Shark. They've had Childish Gambino. They had Miley did a cover. Yeah, it's huge. Selena Gomez, yeah. It's quite a prestigious segment, really.

So the Wiggles. What song are the Wiggles going to do? Because it's Triple J, I feel like this song has to be pretty indie hipster. So it's by Tame Impala, the band Tame Impala. Who Anastasia, our Gen Z would like it known, is not a band. It's one guy. Yes, one person, not a band. Okay, okay. he plays every instrument

taemon parla wow this is taemon parla this is not the song though um taemon parla has a song called elephant that sounds like this okay you don't get wiggles from that straight away, right? No, not at all. It's not very wiggly. One of the lyrics goes, there's an elephant waving his da-da-da-da, something talking about how the elephant's walking along with his big fat trunk.

That right there is wiggles. So let's have a listen to this. This is the wiggles performing Tame Impala on Triple J. And it's all of them, by the way. They're playing the instruments. It's so good. Where's Emma? Does Emma sing?

Emma's drumming. She might sing, actually. But she's playing the drums. Lockie's doing the vocals. And the best bit is, they've brought back Wake Up Jeff. Jeff's back in the Wiggles just for this performance. Aww.

Is he awake? He's awake, yeah. It'll be great in the middle of it if they just go, wake up, Jeff! They're like, guys, we're nowhere for kids, but we're still cool as well. Shaka. Look, we're doing cool stuff.

We're playing Splendour in the Grass 2022. Shaka bra. If you go and watch it, if you know the Wiggles, if you need to pick me up, it'll definitely make you feel better at the moment. It's good. Aww.

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