ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th March 2025

Episode Date: March 5, 2025

We're voting on which name engaged couples should take!  How did you know your family was bogan?  Is Bree saying this word wrong? (no) The cringest things you did on a first date.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC's hot and crispy boneless. You want to go, go, go. What happens at 3pm? Stays at 3pm. Bree, Bree, Clint. They're all you can't get. ZM's Bree and All the action. ZM's Brie and Clint. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Otherwise known as your Brat Summer. It's Brat Autumn now. Brat Autumn. Yeah.

We've just been through Brat Summer into Brat Autumn. Is it different? I don't know. Can you still wear a mini skirt and knee-high boots in Brat Autumn? Sure can. You can, but probably not in Brat Winter, eh? You just wear some pantyhose underneath. A woolen legging.

Yeah. I really want those leggings that Beyonce wears, and it makes your legs look flawless. Oh, yeah. Have you seen them or heard about them? Are they a stocking? Yeah, but they look like your leg. I've never worn a stocking, obviously.

Oh, you're missing out. No, I feel like I don't keep my toenails well enough under control to wear a stocking. I think I would ladder them every time I put them on with my toenails. Do you have quite big talons? No, they're not full hobbit feet. Is that why your wife doesn't let

you sleep near her in bed? Because she's afraid of getting cut from your toes. It's one of the reasons. Yeah. I'm just picturing like... Most people find socks in bed an ick. My wife's like, no, leave them on. I like it.

Yeah. I'm just picturing gargoyle toenails. I don't have gargoyle toenails. Okay. I don't. No, I've seen your feet. You don't have bad feet. My dad does.

So does my dad. Should we have the dad? Men of that generation, hey, they just foot maintenance was not a priority. Should your dad's feet and my dad's feet go head to head? It's not content I would want us to publish on our social media. It would be disgusting. What's so bad about your dad's feet?

The one thing. He won't be listening, hey? Nah. Dad, if you're listening't be listening, eh? Nah. Dad, if you're listening, love you, but your feet are manky. Is it the toenails? The toenails, it's the dead skin, it's the crookedness of the toes.

It's like he hasn't worn shoes that were the right size for the last 60 years. You know what? Yeah. Probably hasn't. And that's not your dad's fault. Isn't it? Oh, kind of your dad's fault. My dad's feet are

just so white from being a farmer his whole life. 9696, does your dad have disgusting feet? Should we go on the hunt to find New Zealand dad's nicest feet? Oh, that's a better way to go.

Yeah, yeah. We want to find the hottest dad feet. In New Zealand. Anyway, we can workshop that off here. These are the stupid ideas we come up with. I love it.

Let's get into tradiverse lady. Oh, just a reminder, we're making the $50,000 secret sound guess at five o'clock. Oh, yes. It's a one-off.

One-off. Brooke has promised a one-off $50,000 guess. She's shaking in her boots. $40,000 at four, $50,000 at five. I went down and saw her in the lair. She's not happy about it. No.

But it will be happening at 5pm on our show. $50,000 one-off guess. She's not healthy either. She's very vitamin D deficient down there in the lair. Yes. It's no natural light. We need to get her some oranges. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady.

If you want to represent the Tradies or the ladies. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Variety of score update for everyone playing along at home. Tradies on 11, the lady's on 19. Our lady is calling from Palmy.

She's 34 and she had a broken wrist for four months. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hey, guys. Why for so long? That's a long time. I managed to do a bone that doesn't heal very well. So it's not been a fun summer. Oh, this is like now. I managed to do a bone that doesn't heal very well.

So it's not been a fun summer. Oh, this is like now. Yeah, yeah. Plus Sarah kept waving to the doctor each time she left the appointment. She's like, stop doing that. She's like, thank you. How did you do it? Boxing. Boxing.

Wow. Okay, don't mess with Sarah. But if you do, mess with her now while she's got the broken wrist. Attacking. Wow. Okay, don't mess with Sarah. But if you do, mess with her now while she's got the broken wrist. Attack her limp wrist. You're taking on our tradie from Hawke's Bay. They are 27 and they're part of a mentoring program. Welcome to the show, Keegan.

Hi, Keegan. Howdy. What is the program mentoring? Big Brothers Big Sisters. Oh, I've heard of Big Brothers Big Sisters. Oh, I love that program. Yeah, you're good people. Keegan, your buzzer is tradie. Sarah, your lady, the first of three correct answers wins tradie versus lady.

And I'll just tell you, Keegan, the tradies need a win, okay? Desperately. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which human organ produces insulin? Lady. Yes, insulin? The ED. Yes, Sarah? The liver.

It's worth a shot. No. Keegan? No. It is actually quite a tough one. The pancreas is what produces insulin. So if you have pancreatitis and you have to have your pancreas out. You're in big trouble.

Really? No, no. You're thinking of appendicitis. You can't... Once you lose your pancreas, that's it. Oh, pancreas is important. Appendix isn't important. Appendix you can live without.

Pancreas, you need. So people who have diabetes have problems with their pancreas. Okay, cool. I'll keep my pancreas. Thank you. Yeah, don't get rid of that Alright one to no one

Question number two Name the hit TV show Do you hear the throat bubble I've currently got? No It's kind of going away Name the hit TV show currently on air Where couples meet for the first time on their wedding day Freddie

Yes Keegan Married at First Sight Australia Married at First Sight Australia Oh god he's all over it like a rash, which is how some people describe that TV show. One to the tradies. Here comes question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Turn up the music. Turn down the lights. I've got a feeling. Lady. Yes, Sarah. It is Dua Lipa. Oh. Not a bad guess.

Keegan, you want to go? Yeah. Is it Doja? No, not Doja Cat. Another good guess. It was actually Lizzo. Lizzo. Back in the spotlight.

Been away for a while. Yeah, a little while. Question number four. What is the capital city of Australia? Trady. Yes, Keegan. Canberra's correct. It is indeed Canberra.

Keegan and the tradies are on two. You need this one, Sarah, to stay in it. Question number five. Which popular breakfast cereal describes itself as Iron Man food? Lady. Yes, Sarah. Nutri-Grain. Nutri-Grain.

Yes. No, she's on the board. She's away and flying. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. Which Marvel hero uses the catch cry Wakanda forever? Nobody. Nobody's got the Wakanda forever.

No one's in there. We were looking for Black Panther. No points. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies still. Question number seven. What city is home to the Eiffel Tower? Lady. Sarah's in?

Paris. Paris. We're all tied up here in the eighth. Here it comes. Question number eight. Which Britney Spears video clip features her in a full red leather jumpsuit? Lady. Yes, Sarah, for the win.

Oops, I did it again. Wow. She's got it. What a comeback. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Pop. Two nil down, I believe.

Keegan. God, Devo for you, Keegan. You were all low for that. Oh, you know, I thought I'd let them have one, so. Hey, Sarah, you're a trainee versus lady champion, and there's $50 cash coming your way. Well done. Thank you, team.

You're very welcome. We will get it out to you. Bree and Clint. Came across this video this morning where it was a couple at their wedding, and it was at the wedding reception and I assume the MC was saying to the crowd that they're about to decide on what this new couple's last name's going to be. At the wedding?

At the wedding. Fun. So I think what they've done is the couple have given out a few options and then everyone at the wedding then got to vote on what their favourite was. Not enough people think about the fact that you can have whatever last name you want. You can literally decide. And what a great time to do it. We've got some audio here of them finding out what their last name is going to be.

And now it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Because as you know, they couldn't decide which way to double barrel their name. And you all voted on your RSVPs. So I have the results here. The nominees are... The Upshaw Moody's or the Moody Upshaws. With 29 votes to 24. The Upshaw Moody's.

What is it? The Upshaw Moody's? The Upshaw Moody's? The Upshaw Moody's? Yeah,? The Upshaw Moody's. The Upshaw Moody's. Yeah, I think they've double barrelled their last name. I've come up with an idea though where I think we can do a version of this and help people out this afternoon. Right, okay. So if you're set to get married, if you're listening to this and your wedding is coming up, I want people to call us up.

They will tell the producers both last names. So we don't know whose is who though. We don't know if it's your last name or if it's your partner's last name. We just hear both last names and then we will get to vote and decide what last name is better. It's not just order, though. We could do a hybrid of both names, right? We could.

Could we? Yeah, but does anyone really want a hybrid last name? But you can. I guess you can. Should we test it on our producer, Ella, who's getting married in a couple of months? Yep. Ella, your last name is Shepard.

What is your fiancé's last name? Syrent. It's Polish. Syrent? Yeah. I think I like Shepard. I feel like we're just keeping Shepard, aren't we? Oh Syrent? Yeah. I think I like Shepard. I feel like we're just keeping Shepard, aren't we? Oh, what?

Rude. I'd keep Shepard. Okay, let's have a vote. Who here votes? Oh, no, we can double barrel it, too. Syrent, Shepard. Syrent, Shepard. Shepard, Syrent.

Shepard, Syrent. Shepard, Syrent. Nah. Okay, we're going to vote. Everybody say the last name you want in three, two, one. Shepard. Shepard. What? I'm changing it, three, two, one. Shepard. What? I'm changing it, guys.

Oh, no. Good idea. Good decision. Maybe is there time to rethink that? I think we're going to offend people this afternoon. Yeah, call up if you want to be offended. That's the game. 0800 dial ZM. You know it's going to be on us because we're not going to know

whose is who. I've come up with a new service our radio show can provide to the people for free. Yeah. An honest service. Impartial. Impartial. We don't know you. Not a clue. Never met you. You call us up, you tell us you're about to

get married and you give us both last names that are up for grabs and we tell you which one is better. Purely on gut feel. Yep. There's no complicating factors. We don't know your lineage. We don't know your ethnicity. We don't know anything.

Just how it hits the ears is the feedback we're going to give you. We'll give it to you straight. Some people early coming through for the service on the text machine. We can do these ones nice and quickly. So we just ask you for the two last names, the two surnames that are currently in the mix. Yes. And we'll decide which one is better for you guys to go with when you're married.

How about this? King and Woodcock. Oh. Like King is a strong name, but so is Woodcock. I just feel like any time you can avoid having Cock in your last name, you would, wouldn't you? I think you've got to go with King. I think you've got to go with King.

Yeah, obviously. We agree? Yeah, I think we agree. Settled. That was easy. Yeah, piece of cake. Do another quick one. Someone said Bryant and Eyes, spelt E-Y-E-S.

Okay. Oh, interesting. I'm going to say Bryant. A lot of famous Bryants. Yeah, and it's just a cool name. Eyes. It just sounds strong. Eyes.

E-Y-E-S. It's just a bit strange, and I feel like people would always be asking you, how do you spell it? I agree. We're going Bryant. Bryant. That couple went with eyes. Oh, no.

Yeah. Gutted for that person. Let's go to Maralee on our $800. Hi Maralee. Hi Maralee. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. Now look, all you need to tell us and we don't want any extra details around it. We don't want to know which one's yours.

No, we just want to know the two last names that are up for grabs. Okay, Wallace and Pretorius. Pretorius. Pretorius. Pretorius or Wallace? Okay. What we do have here is a first name that we can put with it.

Okay. So we can go Maralee Wallace, Maralee Pretorius. I'm going to say Wallace. Oh, Maralee Pretorius has got quite a regal sound to it. Just reminds me of names I don't want to be reminded of, though. Oh, Pistorius. Yeah, okay, yeah, we're going Wallace. We're going Wallace.

We're going Wallace. Wallace, which one was your name, Marilee? Pretorius. Which one do you want? Oh, I don't know. You know, I'm just so used to hearing Marilee Pretorius. But you know what? You can keep your last name and your partner can keep their last name.

Yeah, totally. This is just a fun and stupid game. But you know what? I get the Pretorius comment all the time. I bet. This is your option. And that's not your fault. It's just the way the cards were dealt, unfortunately.

Let's go to Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi, guys. Don't tell us which one's yours, but what are the two names up for grabs? Okay, so we have Spooner. Spooner. And Sharpen.

Yeah, and Sharpen. Oh, my God. You can't. You wouldn't hyphenate. You don't want to hyphenate. No. You wouldn't be a Sharpen Spooner, would you? What about a spooner sharpen?

Oh, you don't want to sharpen while you're spooning. Sharpened spooner. Okay, let's think about this here. So definitely not hyphenated because... Jackie Spooner, Jackie Sharpen. Oh, sharpen's got that sharp edge feel about it. I reckon sharpen. Spooner, this is where my mind goes with spooner.

Spooner? I barely even know her. Yeah. Spooner under the doona. I do enjoy a good spoon though. I reckon sharpen sounds a bit cooler. And I feel like you wouldn't get as many of those

lame comments people would give you if your last name was Spooner. We're going Sharpen. Sharpen. Which one was your name, Jackie? I'm Spooner. Just offending people left, right and centre. Which name do you want?

I just feel like I'm cheating on my name if I change it. I know. Yeah, that's fair. I know. That's fair. Okay, well, thank you, Jackie. Can we ask Jackie one more question? Yeah.

Do people make stupid comments to you all the time about your last name? Oh, yeah, all the time, yeah. I knew it. Spooner, I'd rather. We're known for it. It's who we are. Yeah, but I love that. I love that.

Yeah, keep your last name. Why not, Jackie? Okay. Why not? Why not? Thank you, Jackie. Wait there. Josh is here.

Josh. Hi, Josh. Hiya. You're the last one getting the service. Are you getting married soon, Josh? January next year. Ooh, okay. Exciting times.

What are the two names on the table, Josh? So one's Couchman, but it's spelt like Couchman, and then the other one is Milner. Can we just clarify, it's definitely Couchman and not Couchman. Yeah, it's Couch. Couchman not Couchman. Yeah, it's Cooch. Coochman. Coochman. Oh, Coochman.

Coochman. Yeah, Coochman. Josh the Coochman. And Milner. Josh Milner. Yeah, Milner. I quite like how Coochman rolls off the tongue. Me too.

You know, a bit of Coochman. But here's the issue, and Josh has pointed it out. It's not spelt Coochman. I've heard that name does roll off the tongue quite a lot. It's pronounced Couchman. I bet you have, Josh. It's spelt Couchman. So you're constantly correcting people.

C-O-U-C-H-M-A-N. Yeah. And that's annoying because people would always get it wrong. It's like our friend whose last name was Coburn, spelt C-O-C-K-B-U-R-N. No one pronounces it the right way. Definitely was spelt Coburn, spelt C-O-C-K-B-U-R-N. No one pronounces it the right way. Definitely was spelt Coburn. Not to put any pressure on you guys, but my fiancee is listening and she says whatever you guys pick,

that's what we're going to pick. Melna. Oh, wait, hold on. I've got to think about this a bit more. It would be annoying correcting people, being like, it's Couchman, actually, not Couchman. Milner.

Milner. Milner. Josh Milner. Josh Milner. Josh Couchman. Can we have your partner's first name, Josh? Jade. Jade Couchman.

Jade Couchman. I'mouchman. Jade Couchman. I'm going to go with Couchman. Can we just, can we discuss for one more second? Yeah. Like, you can't have, like, a nickname from Milner. I guess you could have Millsy. Yeah. My nickname growing up when I was a kid was Coochie.

Coochie. Coochie. Coochie. Coochie. I don't mind Coochie. Well, actually, if Coochie. I don't mind Coochie. Well, actually, if that's your nickname, we can't have your friends rename you. You are now Mr. and Mrs. Coochman. Congratulations. Get in there.

Get in there, son. Sorry, Jade. Congratulations, Jade. You've now become a Coochman. He's going to be human. For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of play. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down.

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I've just got my chair really high. Oh, I noticed that. Now I'm trying to get my chair higher. You've automatically made me self-conscious about how short I am. I could literally tell straight away. Clint was like, what the hell? She's taller than me. No, I'm not having that. I don't like that. I'm not having that.

No, I'm up here. I'm going to sit up on here. I'm getting up here. This is how I like to sit. This is a very normal way to do the radio show. Oh, no, I'm rotating. You've got to press the buttons. I can stay up here. What are we going to talk about?

Speaking of bogans. Here we go. They've let him on the radio again. I've got to come down. Should we do a truce? Okay, truce. Just keep your chair at a normal height. Alright, deal. Here we go. Just keep your chair at a normal height. Okay?

All right. Deal. Here we go. Okay. This is very visual, but I'm sure there'll be a video out very soon on our socials, at Bree and Clint on Instagram. Go follow. Stuff, the news people,

have published a list of the five most bogan cars in New Zealand. I don't know what makes them the authority, but it got my attention. I thought we could list of the five most bogan cars in New Zealand. I don't know what makes them the authority, but it got my attention. I thought we could go through the cars, and if anybody on this team drives one, has previously owned one, or has parents who had one when they were a kid,

you're officially bogan. Okay, great. Deal? Well, the more cars you had on this list, the more bogan you are. So we're going to find out who is the biggest bogan on the show. Full disclosure, Bree and I both have strong bogan roots. She's from Queensland. I'm from Rotorua.

It's like... It's just in your blood. It's in our fucker papa. It's quite hard to avoid. Yeah, but this would really cement it. Okay, first bogan car, according to this article. Okay. Very obvious, the first one.

Holden Commodore. Anybody got one? I wish. My family had more than one growing up. We also, so we had an old VE Holden Commodore. Oh, I know. She knows the model numbers. Is that extra points?

Yeah. Then we had an SV6. Yeah. Then we had a V8 Commodore at one point. Okay. Save some Bogan for the rest of us. And then we also had the Ute version as well. Okay.

You put a one in Bree's column, please. Okay. Car number two of the top five Bogan cars, Ford Falcon. Ooh. No, not us. My dad had a Ford Cortina, but not a Ford Falcon. Can't say-hmm. Ford Falcon. Ooh. No, not us. My dad had a Ford Cortina, but not a Ford Falcon. Can't say we had a Ford Falcon. Nah, I'm not from a Ford family at all.

Any Ford Falcons? Not a Ford family? No, Ella? Okay, no, we'll write that one off. I know my old family's cars just based on the colours. Okay. Oh. I'm out.

Oh, no. We had a blue car and a white car and a red car. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, the team was... You wouldn't get a job in the police. No. The Bree and Clint team were marked safe from the Ford Falcon.

Car number three, Subaru Legacy. No. Nah. Bree! That's two. Technically, I don't think my family ever had a Legacy. We have had two Subaru WRXs. Two WRXs equal one legacy.

Give her another tick, please. Okay. I see where this is going. Fourth stitch up. Fourth most bogan car, Mazda RX-7 Rotary. What's that? Yeah, it's pretty niche. It's kind of like a sports car meets.

Oh, I know what this is. It was the one on Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift. Yes, it was. But they put a big body kit on it. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Does she get a Bogan point for saying what she just said? Yeah, pretty close. Yeah, give me three.

And the fifth most Bogan car, Nissan Skyline. Damn it, they got me. I have personally car, Nissan Skyline. Damn it, they got me. I have personally owned a Nissan Skyline. There's currently a Nissan Skyline Godzilla in the possession. Oh, your dad's got one. My dad has one of the harlequin purple ones. Oh, my God. The really rare ones that was also featured on Fast and the Furious.

No, not Tokyo Drift, sorry. It was on the original, the one Paul Walker drove. Not even joking. You got four out of five. You got four out of five. Look. Struth. Mate, you're not telling me anything I didn't already know.

Yeah, exactly right. Here's the mullet. And there's nothing, obviously we're not being rude about it. It's just good to know your roots, right? It is, as 660 said. I thought we could ask people, what was the thing from your childhood that made you positive, made you sure, made it clear that you were from a Bogan family?

Were there rat's tails and mullets aplenty in the family? You had a piss fringe? Yeah, did you and your brothers have shaved in piss fringes? I didn't wear shoes till I had to go to school. I asked ChatGPT what are the signs of a Bogan family and one of the options it came back with was sausage sizzle is a dinner option.

Oh yeah, we definitely had that. A kid in your immediate or extended family's name was Jackson with an X, Brax with an X, or Sharon? Shout out to Sharon, Casey. Things like this. Ugg boots were considered all occasion footwear. Yeah, that could have been in my family.

I feel like that could have been in your family too. Oh, 800 dial ZM where you can text us on 9696. What was the thing, the moment, the item, the possession, the car that made you realise that, oh, yeah, my family's a bit bogan? Yeah, wait a second. Are we bogan? Are we bogan? Brie and Clint.

We just realised Brie's family either owns or has owned four out of five of them. They currently have three, yeah. They've got three in the garage. But, yeah, have previously owned one other on the list. Multiple versions of the other one. If you missed it and you want to know where you sit on the Bogan scale, the cars were Holden Commodore, Ford Falcon, Subaru Legacy, Mazda RX-7 and Nissan Skyline.

Actually, producers, because we're going to talk to people because we're asking them what was the thing that set off your Bogan meter and you knew you were Bogan. Can we get my mum on the phone to talk to after and just question her on, you know, just see what she thinks about. I'd love to know if she identifies as bogan. That's a great question. You should ask her.

Yeah. And is she wearing her Queensland maroons tracksuit right now? With the hat. With the hat. With the matching hat. Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, guys. matching hat. Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley.

Hi, guys. We're in a safe space. Brie and I have revealed our Bogan roots. How did you know you grew up Bogan? Well, the reason I called is because, honestly, Bogan would be the last way I would ever describe myself until you listed all the cars. Okay.

And I was like, okay. So Holden's, well, my partner's family, in the 18 years I've been with him, they have had multiple Holden Commodore V8. Yeah, of course. So you've married into Bogan is what you're saying. Yeah, and my partners always loved Holden Commodores. And the only reason we didn't get a Holden Commodore is because we purchased a Ford Falcon. That's what you were tossing up between.

You're bogan by association. And we didn't have a Subaru Legacy, but at the same time, he had a WRX and I had a Forester. Of course you did. Yeah, and yeah, don't have an RX-7, although I do have lots of rotary. It's still time. Can I ask, Ashley, have you guys had kids yet?

Are you thinking about having kids? We have two children. And did they turn out bogan or? Well, I was going to say no, but my son has a mullet. You've got to embrace it, Ashley. You're in denial. He's a little Maori boy with a mullet, but he is blonde. Yeah.

Oh, Ashley. Bogan knows no colour, Ash. Welcome to Bogan Hood. Yeah, welcome to Bogan Hood. It's a great place to be. Good to have you here. Yeah. Let's go to Ivra.

Hi, Ivra. Hi, Ivra. Hello. How did you know you were a Bogan, Ivra? Well, my dad's got a Ford Fairmont. Oh, yes. Oh, great car. And he likes to do big, fat skids in people's driveways.

And do you like it when he does big, fat skids in people's driveways? Yeah, it's fun being passenger. Yeah. Yeah, you're a bogan too, Evra. Hey. I mean, I'm not too much. Have you got a rat's tail? Got a mower.

Yeah, I mean, that's the modern rat's tail. Evra, does your dad do handbrake slides around corners and stuff? Yeah, sometimes. I love how Evra's just literally dobbing in his dad.

Thanks, Evra. It's dad. Thanks, Evra. It's all right. Thanks, legend. See ya. Jessica's here. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi, guys.

What made you realise you were a bit bogan? It's not that. It's my husband. His Christmases are very different at his family. So you go in and it's Slipknot playing. Instead of a Christmas tree, there's a dog crate with presents around it. And then it's burnouts after lunch.

Wait, so... Slipknot do have a great Christmas album, though. Yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is one of the best. Does everyone have a sleep and then everyone knows that it's tradition to do burnouts after lunch?

Yeah, pretty much. And all the neighbours come around, too. Sick. Thatouts after lunch. Yeah, pretty much. And all the neighbours come around, so. Sick. That's so good. Yeah, yeah. Love it. Yeah, you are what you married, Jess, so welcome. Welcome.

I know. It's going to start happening, isn't it? Welcome to the Fano. Welcome. Someone was asking you how do you know you grew up, Bogan. Someone texted and they said, my bedroom was a caravan. Yeah, that'll give it away. Mine too for a bit.

Someone else said, we had no seats in the back of our van. Us kids would have to sit on a big LPG tank in the back. Yeah, that's Bogan safety right there. That's Bogan, yeah. Someone said, not really my childhood, but my second ever tattoo at 16 was the Holden Racing Team logo with a helmet and a lion head in the tramp stamp position.

Also, my middle name is Holden. You should have led with that. Your middle name is Holden. Lead with that one. That's the big one. I realised my family was bogan when the first year of doing White Elephant at Christmas, that's where you can pick the present and steal the present. I bought two vapes thinking no one else would want them

and I could have them for myself. It ended up being the most stolen item, which I didn't even walk away with. Oh, no. If your family has a vape at White Elephant, you're bogan. You're so funny. You're bogan. That's very good.

We couldn't get on to the lead Bogan mumma die. Bogan patient zero. Yeah, Bogan patient zero. Well, the problem is there's no cell phone coverage at Bathurst. Yeah, she does struggle with that. There's no coverage on the mountain. Yeah, she's busy. She's hanging up.

She's probably tinkering on the skyline. She's under the hood. Yeah, doing an oil change. Vaping. Bree and Clint. She's probably tinkering on the skyline. She's under the hood. Yeah. Maybe vaping. Doing an oil change. Vaping. Bree and Clint. You know what else is big on TikTok? Google Down.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Welcome into Google Down. This is where we try and find out who is the fastest Googler on the team. And it gives one of you guys a chance to pick up some KFC

chicken dollars if you back the winner. Your options today are Clint, Claudia and Ella. The whole crew is back in action and are we ready to play? A one and a two and a one two. I'm ready.

Me too. Let's go. Alrighty, everyone is here, ready to roll. And a one. The glee club are ready. Right, Leah Michelle, let's hopefully, hopefully you've learned how to read for this one. Yeah, good luck.

I will dish out the question. I've put this into Google. First person to yell out the correct answer gets a point. First to three wins. Here we go. Question number one. What year... Oh, sorry. I will mention it's themed this week as the Oscars... Oh, I don't do well with the

themes, but okay. Went down this week. So this is the Oscars edition of Google Down. Here comes question number one. What year was the first Oscars ceremony? 1929. Ella.

On fire. She was on fire. That was quick. 1929, 16th of May, 1929. Also hosted by Conan O'Brien. Really? Yeah, that's wild, eh? No.

No. No, he did. I'm not going to believe that. No, he definitely did. He did, yeah. I don't believe in that. For sure. He was frozen for a number of years in between his life.

Question number two. Like vampires, gingers don't age. Who has won the most Oscars? Walt Disney. Walter Brunnen. Wow! Are you serious, Ella? And you just made that cryogenically frozen joke.

Yeah. I mean, the rumour is that Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen. No, I don't know if that's a rumour. I think he actually is. Wow. Claudia's trying to check my phone. I just want to see what her thing looked like. That's crazy.

Okay. Here comes question number three. Are we going to get pantsed by Ella? Turn around, let me spank you. Question number three. How many Oscars has Robert De Niro won? Two. One.

Claudia comes in in the clutch. Nice. Pulls that one out the rear. Two. Yes, she did. Two it is. Shot clip. You were so one out the rear. Two. Yes, she did. Two it is. Shot close. Clint, you were so close.

So close yet so far. Okay, two to Ella, one to Claudia. Question number four. What movie did Julia Roberts win her only Oscar for? Erin Brockovich. He's taken a stab and it's right. It's right. Well done.

Probably the only Julia Roberts movie you've seen's right. It's right. Dang. Well done. Probably the only Julia Roberts movie you've seen, right? Yeah. I did know that one. That was a guess because I didn't Google it, but I did know it. Is that because we forced you to watch it? Such a good movie. Yeah. Yeah, you can have some of the credit.

Sure. One to Claudia, two to Ella. We move on to question number five. Where are the Oscars held? Hollywood. Dolby Theatre. I'm going to give it to Claudia. I was looking for more than just Hollywood. It is the Dolby Theatre.

I knew that. I just didn't know what it was called. But I knew it was along the Hollywood Strip. The Stars and the mall. This is a good game. We could have a three-way seventh question. All right, let's go. Okay, here comes question number six. Who won the Oscar for best original song this year?

Wicked. El Mal from Emilia Perez. She comes through right at the end. Emilia Perez, El Mal, did win Best Original Song, and that is the game. Well, it was fun while it lasted. I'm back, guys. I've got my mojo back. And a one, two, three.

Suck it, Clint. 5.2024. Did you know Billie Eilish won the Oscar last year? Yes, for the Bond movie. No, for Barbie. Oh, yeah, that's right. And they won for the Bond movie as well a couple of years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They've won twice. Oh, right. Yes, they've won twice. Courtney, you backed Claudia. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Well done. Oh, yay.

Thank you, guys. You're very welcome. No worries, Courtney. We'll get it out to you. Made my night. It yay. Thank you, guys. You're very welcome. No worries, Courtney. We'll get it out to you. Made my night. It was free dinner for my family. There you go. Oh, good on you.

You get a good fee to KFC for 50 bucks. We'll get that out ASAP. I want to talk about moments that you've had on dates that were just super awkward or embarrassing. Yeah. And dating is embarrassing. Yeah. And dating is awkward. Yeah. Like it's not a comfortable situation, especially early dates.

Yeah. Especially blind dating or dating someone that you've matched. I never did the online dating thing, but I feel like that adds a layer of awkwardness to it because these are strangers that you're going to meet up with. Yeah. You know? I always used to talk a lot to the people I met on, like, dating apps

before I would meet anyone. Yeah, or else I'd just, I don't know, makes it real awkward. It's like a cold start. Yeah. Like a job interview. Exactly. But dates are like a job interview and the job is you. And you have to like be on and present your best self

and sometimes awkward stuff can happen. While also trying to take an interest in them. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Makes it awkward. I came across this story of this woman talking about this nightmare date that she had and it wasn't because of the person that she was with it was because of something she did oh and i feel like this could be one of the worst

things that could happen on a date okay so i'll let her tell the story um and just yeah brace yourself that's all i'll say we go up to his bedroom he's taking his pants off and he had a plastic tag hanging out so i thought it was me cute and i went to grab the tag to rip it off like you really gotta yank that thing so i grabbed the plastic tag and i'm like you got a little tag. Rip it. And then he just starts going Oh my god! He drops to his knees. He's a diabetic. I ripped the plastic tube that went from his catheter

to his monitor. I ripped it at the full force. You removed his medical device. Babe, I ripped it out of his body. That'll ruin the mood, won't it? Oh, God. I've got so many questions.

So she obviously thought it was like a clothing tag. Was he going to remove it? Like if they were taking off clothes to do things. I don't know. I don't know. They said it was a catheter. It was attached. Yeah, but they said catheter. So it goes up the thingy.

So, look. Who knows. Nightmare situation. Nightmare. I don't think it gets worse than that. I wonder if they went on a second date. I doubt it. I wonder if they went on a second date. I doubt it. I wonder if he survived. Yeah, well, that's a great point. How do you come back from that? I just don't think you can.

Well, yeah. I reckon there's a split second where you can turn it into a fun, silly thing that you'll remember. You'll go, we'll laugh about this when we're older. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not at the time. And the other person's like, yeah, not right now though, I'm bleeding.

I'm going to go to the hospital. I thought we could put it out there on 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. What was just the nightmare situation that happened on a date? I let off fireworks on our first date once. I took this girl to a park and I set up a picnic and we had a picnic and I don't think I've

ever gotten the ick from you more than what you just said. We had a little picnic and by picnic I mean like rice crackers, hummus. Our first date? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I've got some fireworks. It wasn't dark and I went out. That's so yuck, Clint. And we were sitting in this little band rotunda thing,

and I went out into the middle of the field. That is so yuck. And I lit some fireworks, and the fireworks fell over and pointed back towards us and started shooting the fireworks at us, and we had to hide underneath the picnic blanket. And at the time, I was like, what a good meet cute. But on reflection, what a shocking first date.

It's a horrible first date. I can just picture all your friends and family being like, oh my God, how was the date? Was there a spark? And you were like, too much actually. Third degree burns actually. 0800 dials it in or you can text us on 9696. We want to know the embarrassing thing you did, not someone else.

What did you do? Dob yourself in today. Bree and Clint. What is the most embarrassing thing you've done on a date? It's a safe space here. We're all together. You know, it's a good place to get it out. And, Producer Ella, you said you have a story to contribute to this what's the most embarrassing

thing you've done on a date i've been hiding this story for so long wait a second you've got my attention i have like i haven't told you guys because yeah anyway i'm embarrassed so what did you do i was seeing this guy for a little bit and it was fun. And it got to the point where I was like hanging out at his house, you know, in the daytime. Okay. And then I just felt, you know, you know, when it hits you, you're like, I'm not vibing this anymore. And that's okay. Yeah, maybe he was playing guitar. Oh, okay.

Was he not playing guitar well? You checked out. Yeah. And he leaned over. Oh no. And he went for a kiss. And I at the time didn't even comprehend he was going for a kiss. Yeah.

And I think I just freaked out and ended up honking him for about five minutes. Five minutes? Yeah. You held a hongi. That's intimate. It was like, give me your hand. Like a long-term...

It was like... And then, like, you're so cute. I think back and forth. Oh, no. He probably fell in love with you at that moment. Yeah, he was like, this is so much more intimate than a kiss. He says he never went in for a kiss, but I reckon... Oh, that's because he's trying to save face.

When you think about that, do you feel like yourself like tense up inside? I feel sweaty. Oh, that makes me, that's secondhand embarrassment. That's the feeling we're looking for. Anonymous, what's the most cringeworthy thing you've done on a first date? Anonymous, are you there?

Oh, hey guys, sorry. Hello, hello. That's okay. What happened on your date? Anonymous, you there? Oh, hey guys. Sorry. Hello, hello. That's okay. What happened on your day? Oh my God, I'm already pre-embarrassed as hell. Oh no. I went on a first date and it was a scary movie and we got some snacks as you do. Okay.

We got some Skittles. Yeah. And I got a bit of a jump scare and I inhaled a Skittle. Oh, no. And I had to hoik it up in front of him in a packed movie theatre. Can you try and recreate what that would have sounded like? Like you trying to do it quietly? Oh, my God.

I don't even know. I don't think I can. It wouldn't have been humanly. This is how I picture it, Anonymous. This is how I picture it. So you and then you would have went Help. Pretty much.

Help. Do you know the Heinlich manoeuvre? Nothing says sexy like the sound of a hoik. Oh, exactly. Oh, you poor thing. RIP, you anonymous. Let's go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi. Tell us, what is the most embarrassing thing you've done on a date? Also, I went out for dinner with a guy. Yeah. And the dinner date was going all good. And then I went back to his place and I got up to go to the bathroom and ended up in his twin brother's room.

Now, did you realise straight away? No, I didn't realise till the morning. Wait. Wait. You spent the night in the twin brother's room? Yeah. Wait, wait, Siri. Wait. Wait. You spent the night in the twin brother's room? Yeah. Wait. Wait, Sarah. Did anything happen? No.

Nothing happened. Why did the twin brother not say something? Because he didn't realise I was in his bed. He was asleep. Oh, he was already asleep. Yeah. He was already asleep. Oh, Sarah. That is a nightmare. Can you recover from that?

Was there another date with either brother? No, there was no other date. Yeah. Like, well, how do you explain that to the other brother? Yeah. Hang on, bring it back. Sarah, did the rooms not look different? You're like, hey, you didn't have an All Blacks poster in your room before.

You're disorientated. Yeah, it was dark. She'd never been there. Oh, you didn't have an all-black poster in your room before. You're disorientated. Yeah, it was dark. She'd never been there. Oh, you poor thing. Someone said, I'm very socially awkward, so as well as not knowing that I was even on a date, I barely spoke and didn't look at the guy. I'm going to share a story, and it's not my story,

but it's a good friend of mine, and I remember when he told me this story I just, my heart hurt for him because it was so embarrassing. So he met this girl on a plane, went on a first date and he described her as a beautiful Italian

woman. Right. Went on this date, it was amazing, they had a fantastic time, great chat and he said, can i walk you to your car and she was parked in like some car park yeah anyway she was like yeah you can walk me to my car and he's walked her over to where she was parked and there was like a street light above like where her car was parked yeah and she was wearing kind of a low-cut top anyway Anyway, he said it was quite awkward, you know, in that moment when you don't know if you want to kiss them.

If a kiss is appropriate. You know? Or like if you just hug and say goodbye. And so like he was kind of stalling and they were kind of just chatting and then at one point he kind of caught the glimpse of this like piece of hair that had like landed on her chest and he went in to like brush it off her chest. Yeah. And she obviously like was like, what the hell are you doing?

And he's like, oh, you just got a hair on your chest and then it didn't come off. So he then grabbed the hair and pulled it and then looked at her and said, oh, that's attached. Oh, it was a chest hair. It was a rogue chest hair. It can happen. Like rogue nipple hairs from time to time.

She was a beautiful, hairy Italian woman. She was a beautiful woman. He pulled one of her chest hairs and then looked at her and went, oh, that's attached. There's no coming back from that, eh? There's no's attached. There's no coming back from that day. There's no coming back. There's no coming back from that. There was no second day.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Right now, though, we're doing your birthday bangers for a Wednesday. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's figure some out. Rebecca is first. Hey, Rebecca.

Hi, Bec. Hey. How's your day been, Bec? Oh, pretty busy, to be honest. Why so busy? Oh, just been driving around the countryside for work. Oh, sounds quite nice. Yeah, no, it's not been too bad.

It's nice to be outside, to be fair. Good to hear, Bec. Good attitude, mate. I've been listening to you guys for so long, and I've always just texted in, but I finally got brave enough to call. Wait a second. There she is.

Oh, Bec, welcome. Welcome in, Bec. Good to have you here. It's like an old friend has finally come over to visit. We're reunited. Okay, let's do your birthday bang. What's your date of birth? The 18th of June, 1998.

All right, Bec, that means you're a Gemini. You were also 16 in 2014. And here's your birthday banger. It's a rip-off! And not only is it a great birthday banger, it's a forgotten birthday banger. I love it. You get Ella Henderson, winner of UK X Factor

from 2014, Ghost. Please tell me you like it, Beck. I don't mind it. I'm actually quite surprised. I actually forgot the song existed.

Exactly what I mean. It's one of those hidden gems, isn't it? It's such a charm. Banger. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Tessa.

Hi, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Whereabouts are you? Christchurch. Christchurch. The lovely Christchurch.

Well, thanks for calling. What is your date of birth? The 13th of February, 1997. All right, Tessa. So that means you were 16 in 2013. And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banner. And I can't hate, even if I try, even if I... Huge hit for Macklemore.

What a tune, yeah. Banger. Macklemore's most important song, Same Love. Do you like it, Tessa? I do like it. Yeah. I love it. Okay, wait, there we'll do...

Another goodie. One more birthday banger for Tony. Kia ora, Tony. Hi, Tony. I love it. Wait there, we'll do one more birthday banger for Tony. Kia ora, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, mate. Have you had a good day? Yeah, not bad. Glad to be heading home now. But yeah, it was good. Thank you. Hope you're all doing good. Thank you, Tony. It has been. All we need from you

is your birthday. 22nd of April, 1997. Right, that means you were 16 in 2013 also. But on that day, this was at the top. Ooh! Now at times I've been in a mosh pit

screaming this to one of my friends. 100% is always on in my living room. Yes, Tony! They've just done a summer tour here too You get rudimental and waiting all night Banger, right, Tony? Yep, absolutely Absolutely

Wait there Oh, God, it's made it hard I would vote for that If that Ella Henderson song hadn't come in It's just, you never hear it And it's such a good song Tell me that you need me Oh It's just you never hear it and it's such a good song. I've got to go with my girl Rebecca because she was brave and she finally called through and I absolutely adore that song.

Rebecca, you are the winner of Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Woo, thank you. See what happens when you finally call through, Bec. Yeah, get rewarded. Yeah, mate. I really hope this song is as good as we remember. It is.

From the year 2014. Here's Ella Henderson on ZM. Bree and Clint. Ella Henderson on ZM, Bree and Clint. Winner of Birthday Bang and No Regrets. You know what she's up to lately? No. She's still doing music.

Yeah. Do we have in the system crazy what love can do? Oh, yeah. So her, Ella Henderson, who was on that song, when was that from? Like 2014. 2014. 2014. Yeah.

Winner of the X Factor UK. And then I think this was from 2022. Becky Hill and Ella Henderson. Oh, Ella Henderson's on this. Yeah, it's a ha-ha. That's Becky Hill. Both of them. Banger.

Oh, she's back, yeah. Absolute banger. Banger. Oh, she's back, yeah. Absolute banger. Tune. We've asked for some help with a pronunciation issue. Someone's already called me out for the way I pronounce pronunciation. Noted. Okay, I'll say noted. Pronunciation.

No, pronunciation. You pronounce it pronunciation. Are you sure? I think so, yeah. Don't ask me. I get called out on this show every day for how I pronounce things. Oh, come on. Every day you berate me on this show, Clinton Roberts.

This one, I thought we would dig into a little, because for the longest time I thought you were joking. I thought you were joking with this. And then yesterday it came up in conversation, Claudia, and Claudia stopped you and she said, wait, are you doing a bit? Are you doing, right, do you remember? Yeah, I just thought you'd been doing this for a joke

like the whole time I've known you. Me too. Like nearly three years ago. Can I just say, I know that I'm saying it wrong, but I like the way I say it better. Last night, Brie went to a Japanese restaurant and she was really looking forward to ordering her favourite dish, which is...

Shishimi. Describes the meal perfectly. One more time. The raw fish dish. You were having... Shishimi. I actually, look, I love how, like, much you guys are carrying on, but it's not that different.

Well, here... It's pretty bloody close. Look, it's not even my language, so who am I to judge? We've got someone who was born and raised in Japan to help us out. Welcome to the show, Mana. Kia ora, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you, mate.

What are your thoughts? All right. It's pretty close. Right, Mana? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty close. It's not too far off, is it? Sashimi.

Okay, so wait a second. I feel like none of us were pronouncing it right. Mana, I was saying sashimi. Mm-hmm, sashimi. I think you're trying to mix it up with sushi, so saying it's sushi-mi. Sushi-mi. You're not wrong.

No, me? Am I saying it wrong? What did you say? Sashimi. Yeah, pretty much, right? Oh my god! Okay, but hang on, hang on. Oh my god, it's backfired.

So I'm saying sashimi, Bree, you're saying... Shashimi. Who's closer, Mana? Uh, the first one. Me, okay. But you're still not quite right. It's backfired. What do you...

Yeah, fair. Mana, what do you think of Bree's suggestion that the dish should be called shishimi? Yeah, I think it sounds a bit more, I don't know, easy to understand what the dish is. No. I like this guy. I really like him.

No bull crap. She doesn't get to rename the dish just because she can't pronounce it. It's good to have someone in my corner, Mana. No, no, this is not how this works. You can't go, I reckon it sounds better if it was called this. I think we should just be able to kind of, you know, take the way things are pronounced as a suggestion. Don't you reckon, Mana?

Yeah, I reckon so. It's close enough. But I respect the appreciation for the right pronunciation of sashimi. See, I like how you say it. You say it different to both of us. Yeah, he lived in Japan. Yeah, like that sounds full authentic. Yeah, okay.

How do you say thank you in Japanese, Mana? Arigato. Arigato. Arigato. Thank you very much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Hey, whatever way you pronounce it, it's bloody delicious. Isn't it?

So good. I may have been playing an online game with an A-list celebrity. Uh-huh. It was a big deal. Is it Fortnite? No, not Fortnite. Online Monopoly. Online Monopoly's a thing?

Yeah, you've never played? No. It's quite fun. I don't play any video games, but online Monopoly? Does it take ages? It takes around the same time as a normal game of Monopoly, maybe a bit quicker. And do you play with strangers?

You can play with friends. I don't have any friends who play, so I play with strangers from around the globe. God, your personal time fascinates me. Like the shit that you find time to do in your free time. It's normally when everyone else is asleep and I can't get to sleep. Yeah, I imagine it is. Like there'll be a TV show that's come out on Netflix

and I'll be like, oh, Claudia, have you heard about this new show that's just dropped on Netflix? And Brie will be like, I've seen the whole season. And still you find time to renovate your house and play online Monopoly. I don't know. You're dead right though.

I'm normally watching the show and playing Monopoly and probably renovating at the same time. Okay, yeah, yeah. So who's the celebrity playing online Monopoly? Turns out Ariana Grande has said in an interview she plays online Monopoly with strangers. Did we find any audio of that, Producer Claude? Here she is talking about it.

I play a lot of Monopoly online with strangers. I die hard. I think I'm on level 80, I believe. I'm not kidding. Wow, there's levels. What level are you on? I don't know. I didn't even know there was levels, so that's not a good sign.

That's the ultimate endorsement for online Monopoly. The Monopoly man, when he heard that was just, he just had dollar signs in his eyes. Ding, ding, ding. Pascal, Pascal. I'm just opening the app. It does take a little while to load. Oh, it's an app.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's not like on PlayStation. You might be able to get it on PlayStation. No, no, I was envisaging it was a website. Oh, right. No, it's an app. It's an app that you can get.

Yeah, yeah. And to be honest, I was envisaging it was a website. Oh, right. No, it's an app. It's an app that you can get. Yeah, yeah. And to be honest, I'm not very good. Do you have to pay? Is it like a subscription thing? They try. It's one of those ones where they try and make you pay for the fancy things, but I just pay the base. I just use the basic stuff, so I don't pay.

My favourite part is, though, because they're all real people that you're playing with. Or you can play against the computer. But when you're playing against real people, I have this thing that I do that if it gets to a point where I'm like, I know I'm going to lose, I just leave the game. And ruin it for them. That would happen. I reckon it would happen so often.

You know why I do it though? Why? Because they never want to sell me or do a trade. So I'm like, okay, well, I'll ruin the whole game then and leave. Would you say if you knew it was Ariana Grande? Hell yes, I would. Yeah. That's us.

That is the end of the Brianne Clint Show. Oh, yeah. What's for dinner? Tuna melts. Tuna melts? Tuna melts Tuna melts? Tuna melts That's lunch Tuna melt toasty We're in a bit of a

Um My partner's super busy At the moment And so am I And that Was all I had And I don't want to go To the supermarket

Oh no yum Yeah So that's lunch It is I enjoy that sometimes But sometimes you have Lunch for dinner Yeah Yeah it's linner enjoy that sometimes. But sometimes you have lunch for dinner. Yeah.

Yeah, it's linner. You have dinner for lunch. Can you have dinner for breakfast? Yes. Can you? Yeah, sometimes I'll have pasta for breakfast. Spag bol for breakfast. Yeah, like leftovers.

Really? Like I'm not whipping up a spag bol to eat. You can have breakfast for lunch. You can have breakfast for dinner. Yeah, I would eat pizza or spaghetti or leftovers for breakfast. Would you have a tuna melt for breakfast? Probably not. But on a bagel you would. Yeah.

Weird. Weird, eh? Anyway, what are you having for dinner? I don't know. I'm going to make something up. My wife's away at the moment. That doesn't sound promising. It'll be, boy dinner. Boy dinner. I defrost doesn't sound promising. It'll be, boy dinner. Boy dinner.

I defrosted some mints. Okay. I think I'm going to cook it on the barbecue with some taco seasoning. Oh, yeah? Yeah? And? Is that as far as you go? Yeah, and I was going to put it in a bowl and eat it.

Or put it in a wrap and eat it. Yum. Can I come over? My wife is listening. Please come home. Quick. It's a matter of survival. It's an emergency. Don't worry, the kids are fed. It's just me. Yeah, right. Have a great night, everybody. I'll catch you

back tomorrow. Bye, guys. Live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.