ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th May 2021

Episode Date: May 5, 2021

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Hello everybody and welcome to the award-winning Bree and Clint podcast. No, that is a lie. We've never won any awards. Yeah, because we've never entered any awards. So you can't just go about and say that we're award-winning. But if we did, we could win. Ben found a treasure trove of podcast reviews. We've never read a review of our own podcast. I've reviewed it, by the way. Have you? Some would say

that is a stupid decision because you can learn a lot from reviews. Yeah, so what? Stupid decision to read them or not read them? Not to read them. Have you read them? No. What? Neither of us have read them. Oh, we're both stupid. And I'm saying we're both stupid for that because you can learn a lot. Ben, you've been looking at

the reviews. I don't have them in front of me. No, that's okay. Do we want to read them is what I want to know. As our producer it's your job to protect our feelings. That is true. They're fantastic. Yeah, alright. There's just shy of 500 of them. Whoa! And we've got an average rating

of 4.9. Over 500 ratings, we get a 4.9? That's solid. Who gave us On Uber Eats, that is a good rating. Yeah. And on Uber too. Also good. What's everyone's rating on Uber, by the way?

Tell us how to find it. Okay, so go to the Uber app. Uber or Uber Eats? Uber. Go to the Uber app. Uber, Uber, Uber, Uber, Uber. Okay, so now go to... You click the three little lines up the top oh no yeah

oh yeah i've got mine and it says did you spew in an uber is this out of five it's out of five you say that like who wants to go who wants to wait where do i find it it's up the top oh man mine's gonna be bad if that's my profile picture why is that my profile picture why do you have a profile photo yeah that's weird he doesn that's my profile picture Why is that my profile picture? Why do you have a profile photo? Yeah, that's weird Do you guys not have a profile picture? No Really?

Got better things to do I can read mine if you want Go Ben Mine out of five 4.83 Not bad Ben Not bad Clint, you can go next

Okay, mine Uber rating out of What did you say, 4.83? Ben? Yep, that's what I said. 4.85. Oh, goody two-shoes. All right, my turn. 4.82. Oh, now you're third.

I'm still trying to come back from that one Uber trip where there was like three drunk people in the Uber with me. Yeah. I wasn't, obviously. No. I was just, you know. You get so pissed off, eh? I was a victim.

Speaking of the drunk person, Anastasia. What is yours? 4.69. Oh! Nice. Anastasia. Have you spewed in an Uber, eh? Spewer.

Add a plural to the word Uber. You've spewed an Uber. Nah. Did I ever tell you about the time one of my flatmates, or ex-flatmates now, got home and he spewed in the Uber, but he actually made a little pool with his jacket and he caught it in his jacket, completely got all of the spew. Oh, give that man five stars.

And, yeah, the Uber driver was like, yeah, that's fine. You're good to go. What a legend. Yeah. I mean, what a – I mean, you know, when you – I mean, control your drinking, but – Yeah, like you're going too far if you catch a new spew in your jacket.

You've hit rock bottom. You've hit rock bottom. Like, you've done. He didn't drink for at least a week and a half. Right. He definitely said to himself the next day, I'm not drinking for a while. Exactly. And then drank the next day.

And then drank the next time it was available. Ben and Anastasia have had to tag out to go and get a winner. Oh, you got the winner. Come on back in, guys. We've still got two minutes before we have to get out of this. Oh, yeah. Welcome back. Yeah, boy.

So I saw a – oh, no, I won't talk about it. Yeah, nah. Okay, sweet. Nah, nah. Anastasia's parents listened to this. Yeah, true. What was it? Just whisper it to me.

She showed me a photo of where she was riding in the boat. Oh, that's nuts. And she'd spewed in the boat. Okay, yeah, you have to beep that out, Ben. Okay, I'll use the beep machine. It'll be worse. It'll sound worse if you beep it out. Nah, I'm protecting Anastasia.

We're beeping it out. Have you guys ever used the thing that, you know, when they only take four people and you've always got a group of five? Yeah. Has anyone ever heard of the hack to get out of there? What? What? So you say you've got to put some bags.

Anastasia, I'm trying to help you. Put some bags in the boat. You are incriminating yourself. Anastasia Commando rolls out from underneath the Prius, hops in the boat. We do not condone anything of what Anastasia just suggested. Ever, ever. We don't condone Anastasia.

No. 4.69. We're not responsible. I might not be talking about New Zealand. of what Anastasia just suggested. Eva, we don't condone Anastasia. No, we don't. 4.69. We're not responsible. I might not be talking about New Zealand. How are you even at 4.69? You should be. How do you even have the app still? All of those other Ubers were under other people's accounts.

How do you still have the app? We have to go. See you, Matt. What? Yeah. Review our podcast. Yeah. You know, actually by reviewing it and giving us a star rating. It actually helps us. go review our podcast you know actually by reviewing it and giving us a star rating

it actually helps us it helps people find the podcast yeah and we're very thirsty for new fans and also helps us to keep our jobs oh we enjoy having jobs it's how we catch ubers please let us help keep our jobs bye Please let us help keep our jobs. Bye.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint.

It's a Wednesday. Yeah, or hump day as Bree says. You know what, I feel like I'm turning maybe a new leaf. Right, are you a hump day? Maybe I should bring back hump day. Yeah, right? Yeah. Bree's allergic to fun names for days.

She hates hump day, she hates fry-yay. Well, you know, this week I have been getting in the groove. She loves Thirsty Thursday though. Thirsty Thursday I am on board with. I have been getting in the groove. She loves Thirsty Thursday, though. Thirsty Thursday I am on board with. I have been getting in the groove of fun names for days because I've been creating those fun songs. Oh, the Friday song. The Friday song. The Monday song, the Tuesday song.

Oh, man, I hope there's a Wednesday song. Is there going to be a Wednesday song? Will it be called Hump Day Song? I don't know. Chances are high if you're a betting person. On the show today we are filling Hayley Sproul's cart, who's filling in for Megan on the Fletch, Vaughan and Megan show. Four of her items are already in there.

There's one more item to be added at four o'clock. If you write them all down and tell us what they are at five, you can have all of them for ZM's add to cart. Piece of cake. But if you want to win $50 right now, you can call us 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we'll play Tradie V. Ladies up next, a trivia-based quiz. Brian Clint, he's Justin Bieber.

Under the diamonds. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Tradie versus Lady. The good old-fashioned game of Tradie V. Ladies. What is that voice? Squartash. Is it?

It's a squartash royale. I'm glad you clarified. Here to take each other on today, one tradie and one lady. By the way, it's International Tradie Appreciation Day today. Is it? Yeah. Let's give a clap. We appreciate you, tradies.

Give a clap to all the tradies. Thank you for building our houses and unblocking our toilets. We love you guys. We don't know how to do one of them, and we don't want to do the other one. You get a free pie and chocolate milk. You should get a free pie and chocolate milk. On tradie day. Or a free ciggy and a V.

Yeah. Let's meet our lady first. She's 18. She's from Dunedin, and she's a student. Welcome to the show, Charlotte. Hello, Charlotte. Charlotte. How are you? Hi, there she is. Hello, Charlotte. Charlotte? How are you?

Hi, there she is. Okay, Charlotte, today you'll be taking on our tradie. He's from Wellington. He's 18 and he's a painter. Happy International Tradies Day, Will. G'day, Will. Hello, Will. Hello, Will.

William. We're having fairly, fairly major phone issues here at ZM today. This guy may not be able to proceed. Are you there, Will. William. We're having fairly major phone issues here at ZM today. This game may not be able to proceed. Are you there, Will? Oh. Yeah, no. No. Hello.

Hello. We can hear you, but I think it's not your fault. Will, can you hear me? Charlotte, can you hear me? Hear me. Yeah, I can hear you. I can hear you. You can?

Okay, let's go ahead with the game and see how we go. Will, your buzzer's tradie. Charlotte, your buzzer me? Hear me Yeah, I can hear you I can hear you You can? Okay, let's go ahead and hit with the game and see how we go Will, your buzzer is tradie Charlotte, your buzzer is lady First to, let's go first to two today wins the game Alright, here we go, question number one My dad is a retired apple orchardist Name three varieties of apples Three

Charlotte Charlotte, just Eve Jed Ed Lady. Charlotte. Charlotte, just. Eve. Jed. Ed. And that one. Yeah, this game's not going to work today. I am so sick of this phone system, honestly.

It's like we're living in the 90s. If anyone out there who works for a phone company... We need your help. ...wants to give ZM a free phone, if you're working at Uniden right now or... Hook us up with a cordless, please. Do you work for Sony Ericsson? They both get 50 bucks.

Yeah, we'll give them both some cash. Both of them get 50 bucks. What a disappointment. This phone system, I'm going to rip it out of the wall. Well, don't do that. We don't have a replacement. That's the problem, Bree. Honestly. Ben, can you pull the plug out of the wall. Well, don't do that. We don't have a replacement. That's the problem, Brie. Honestly.

Ben, can you pull the plug out of the phone and then just in the back of it just go and then plug it back in and it should be okay. Radio show. But the phone lines don't work. Brie and Clint. Have you ever thought, I wonder what the

funniest movie is according to science. No, I don't generally consult science when I'm looking for a laugh. Neither do I. But an article has come out where it's stating that they've figured out the funniest movie according to science. How does science deem something funny? So here's what they did.

To find the funniest film of all time, experts analysed IMDB reviews and found 125 of its most popular movies listed as a comedy. Got it. They then took those 125 films. They analysed them to find which would take the top spot by looking at the reviews that contained the keyword funny. And how many reviews they got per film. What if the review said this movie is not funny? That's a great point.

I'm sure they would have had something for that. They would have had something. They're scientists. They know how to do stuff. Yeah, anyway, so that's essentially how they did it. And they've figured it out. Right. What is the funniest movie of all time based on that algorithm? Oh, I'm so interested

to find out. Analysts can reveal that the funniest movie based on that equation is Superbad. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin? Doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin. This guy's either going to think here's another kid with a fake ID or here's

McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor. I am McLovin. I'm obsessed with that movie. It's a fake ID. Or here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor. I am McLovin. I'm obsessed with that movie. It's a great movie. It wouldn't have been in my top five. Like, that came to mind. Really?

That came to mind, I think. No, I love it. I love it. Really? Yeah. You think it's the funniest movie of all time? It'd be up there for me. Really? In my top ten, at least, I reckon.

Right. Yeah. Okay. I watched it recently. There's actually a movie on Netflix at the moment and it's the girl version of that. Yes. Have you watched it? No, but I saw a trailer for it

ages ago when they were, and then I never saw it after that. It's on Netflix. I can't remember the name of it. I think it might have got caught up in COVID. Like it was meant to come out in cinemas. I watched it. Yes.

Quite good. What's it called? I can't remember. Yeah. Producer Anastasia. Is it Booksmart? Yes, that's it. Booksmart. It's good. Yeah, I think it was right before remember. Yeah, producer Anastasia. Is it Booksmart? Yes, that's it. Booksmart. It's good.

I think it was right before COVID. I think you're right, Eklund. It's meant to be in cinemas and then obviously COVID wrecked it. Literally super bad, but with a female lead. Yeah, it's really good. You asked us earlier what's the funniest movie of all time. According to us, non-scientifically. I tried not to think about this too hard and I am pretty happy with my decision.

I think the funniest movie of all time for me, Step Brothers. He sang a song from an old pirate musical. But Derek got his football buddies to replace the choir and sing Brennan Has a Mangina. Brennan has a mangina, Brennan has a mangina. Brennan has a mangina. Finally, the audience and even... Why are you so sweaty?

I've been watching Cops. Cops isn't done until four o'clock. It was up there. It was up there. It was up there in the top. Let's go to Producer Ben. Funniest movie of all time for you? Well, I said this before.

I knew which the funniest movie was, and mine was Superbad as well. Oh, right. You're a scientific man. It's been science. Yeah, maybe. And then I said, oh, Brie, by the way, what's the number one movie because I need to load the clips? It's that one.

I said, oh, I've already loaded it. Yeah. So do you have a number two? No. No, good. That's good. I like that. I wasn't asked for that.

Anastasia, what's the funniest movie of all time? Zombieland. Oh. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland. Rule number one for surviving Zombieland, cardio. Bill Murray? Bill Murray, yeah.

And who's the other guy? Woody Harrelson. Woody Harrelson, that's it. Oh, good in it. He makes it. Emma Stone's also in that movie. Abigail Breslin. It's star-studded, that cast. Very, very funny.

I love that film. For me, I can't believe none of you have in that movie. You need Abigail Breslin. It's star-studded, that cast. Very, very funny. I love that film. For me, I can't believe none of you have mentioned this movie. It's got to be Bridesmaids. Oh, Megan, no! No! Look away! Megan, no! Look away!

Oh! Is that when she's pooing herself in the middle of the street? You're shooting in the street. It's coming out like rubber. Oh, look at me! Oh, look at me. Oh, look at me. Yeah, Bridesmaids is very good. And you know why it was even better is that because it was such a movie

that came out of nowhere. Yeah. And when you went to watch it, you had no expectation. And then after you saw it, you're like, wow, that was funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very good. So good. I thought we could ask people this afternoon, pretty easy,

what do you believe for you is the best and funniest movie of all time? We'll take anything. As long as you think it's funny. It's your opinion. Yeah. We want to hear what you think is the funniest. 0800 dials at M. You can also text it to us on 9696.

I mean, it might be super bad. Could be. But that'd be a boring phone topic, so please choose something else. We're asking you what's the funniest movie of all time, because according to science... Yeah, according to science, a particular algorithm, they're saying that the movie Superbad is the funniest film of all time, which I think is a very funny film.

It is universally well liked, that movie. It's so good. Emma Stone's in that as well, isn't she? Emma Stone's in that one as well, yeah. She's very funny. What was the other one that we just said that she was. Emma Stone's in that as well, isn't she? Emma Stone's in that one as well, yeah. She's very funny. What was the other one that we just said that she was in that's in our top five? We were just talking about it. Zombieland. Zombieland. She's in Zombieland as well.

We've said what we think is our funniest film. You said Step Brothers. I said Bridesmaids. Ben said Super Bad and Anastasia said Zombieland. Let's add to the list and find the funniest movie of all time. Claire's here.

Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. What do you think, Claire? What's it for you, the funniest film of all time? Okay, so I have to admit that I'm actually ringing on behalf of my 13-year-old son, who's listening as well. Yeah.

Okay, so Lockie is saying Hunt for the Wilder People. Oh, yeah. Great taste. It's going to be rough. No huts, no tents, real bush life. Can you handle that? I can handle it. Okay, uncle. I'd still prefer if you don't call me uncle.

Very good film. Ricky Baker. One of the most successful films out of New Zealand. Totally. Signature Taika Waititi. Great movie. It's good. Very good suggestion. Let's go to Ashley and find Zealand. Totally. Signature Tiger Waititi. Great movie. It's good. Very good suggestion.

Let's go to Ashley and find out. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi. What's it for you, Ash? Funniest film of all time. I'm sure. Oh, my gosh.

How did we not mention this already? Wait, Ashley, is it number one, Pet Detective, or number two, When Nature Calls? When Nature Calls. I agree. I have exercised the demons. Pet Detective or number two, When Nature Calls? When Nature Calls. I agree. I have exercised the demons. This house is clear.

Is it the best Jim Carrey movie? It's one of them. Ashley, don't you think it's one of the only sequels that I think is better than the original? Yes, 100%. That rhino scene. Oh, my God. It's so good. Liam's here.

Hey, Liam. Hi, Liam. Hey, mate. How you doing? Contribute to the conversation. What's the funniest movie of all time? Knocked Up. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, great option. What? I'm pregnant. With emotion? With a baby. You're the father. Dougie style.

It's just a style. We don't have to go outside. I don't want to do that. It's like I'm poking the baby. Yeah, very good. I love that. It's very early Seth Rogen, isn't it? Yeah, and Rob.

Hey, Rob. G'day, Rob. Hey, guys. How are we? Good, thank you, Rob. What's it for you, mate? Seth Rogen isn't it yeah and Rob hey Rob g'day Rob hey guys how are we good thank you Rob what's it for you mate Jim what is it

Dumber and Dumber where they get stuck in the toilet Mark yeah ing yeah bird

yeah yeah yeah Mark and bird don't everybody have you heard? Have you heard?

She's gonna buy me. Harry, that bird didn't have a head. I took care of it. Such a good film. Is it better than Dumb and Dumberer? That movie's horrific. It's not good. That's one where the sequel was not better than the original.

Yeah, definitely not. Do you want to hear some of the ones coming through on the text There's so many for The Heat With Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy So many texts for that movie Funniest of all time though A lot of people saying that movie Tell a Day Good Night

That movie is so funny Someone else said the funniest movie Natche Libre Natchoo A few votes coming through for that Someone else said the funniest movie, Natchez Libre. Oh, Natchez. Yeah, that's good. A few votes coming through for that. Someone else said a lot of votes for Ace Ventura, the different ones.

Something about Mary. Did anyone say Borat? No. Has Borat not stood the test of time maybe? If you go back and watch it, I don't know. Well, don't go back and watch Bruno anyway. Yeah, don't do that. Bree and Clint from i I don't know. Well, don't go back and watch Bruno anyway. Yeah, don't do that. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. We were just talking about this guy, I think yesterday, because apparently him and J-Lo are back on now that she's single. But Ben Affleck has been put on blast by someone on TikTok. Dean, tell us all about it. Yes, hi, guys. Ben Affleck, it seems, is a member of the exclusive dating app called Raya. And he was on Raya

and he matched with a girl named Naveen J. She's like a TikTok star. Anyway, she thought it was like a catfish. So she unmatched him. Then Ben Affleck slid in her DMs on her TikTok and sent her a video message saying, Naveen, it's me. Why did you unmatch me on Raya? Now, this obviously video has now gone viral. It's hilarious that this has played out like this, but we've talked about Raya on this show before.

It's the celebrity dating app that you have to apply to be on, and all these celebrities are on there, and Ben Affleck apparently is on there as well. We don't know whether he's now gone off because he has J-Lo. I was on there, as you know, and I'm off because I'm madly in love with Dirty John. So I'm not on there anymore. I wonder if he met J-Lo on there. You think he met?

No. No, because he was with J-Lo before. Yeah, but they might have reconnected. The issue here, Dean, is it's so embarrassing for Ben Affleck to be called out sliding into the DMs. And he sounds so creepy when he's doing it. We've got a clip of it. This girl, Naveen, has posted it on her TikTok.

This isn't right. And it's going viral. Here's Ben Affleck sliding in the DMs. Naveen, why did you unmatch me? It's me. Why is he doing the Batman voice? He sounds like Batfleck. He's like, Naveen, why did you unmatch me? It's me. Why is he doing the Batman voice? He's showing my bat fleck. He's like, Naveen, why did you unmatch me?

It's me. Batman. Naveen, get to the Batmobile. Naveen, let me show you my bat boomerang. Naveen, why did you unmatch me? It's me. It's so thirsty. That's what it is.

Let me take you to the Batcave. That's the latest. And our Hollywood correspondent and Ben Affleck expert, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. Ash Burton needs a new town slogan. It's always risky when people do this. Because no one's going to give you a good town slogan. They just want to take the piss out of you.

Ashburton has decided that its current slogan is no good. What's the current slogan? Ashburton's current slogan is Ashburton, whatever it takes. Ooh, that leaves a lot to the imagination, doesn't it? It's a little bit desperate. Yeah. It's also a little bit desperate. Yeah. It's also a little bit like Ash Burden has committed a murder that it needs to cover up.

Ash Burden, whatever it takes. It also sounds quite political. Sure, yeah. Yeah, we'll do anything. Yeah, please. Please. Please, Ash Burden, please. Anyway, so what I've done is I've gone and gathered up

the top suggestions currently on social media. Are these ones people have suggested? Yeah, these are what have been put forward as new suggestions for Ashburton's town slogan. Just for those who don't know, Ashburton is 85 kilometres southwest of Christchurch and has a population of 20,200 people. Oh yeah, decent size. Here we go. We can decide if these are applicable or not for Ashburton.

All right. Ashburton, we're the only thing better than arriving is leaving. No. No. No. That's not nice. No, that's not nice. Ash Burden, move along.

Nothing to see here. No. No. I don't mind that. It's quite tongue in cheek. These are the top suggestions for Ashburton's new town slogan, according to social media. Ashburton, it's on the way to Caroline Bay.

I like that. It's positive. I'd say it's positive. People love Caroline Bay. And then if people, they will know that they can go through Ashburton. It's on the way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Ashburton, better than Seddon. I don't mind that. Yeah. I mean, a bit stink to, you know. Oh, it is better than Seddon. I don't mind that. Yeah. I mean, a bit stink to, you know. Oh, it is better than Seddon, though. Yeah, I know, but it's a bit stink to it. Yeah, I know, but you've got to play to your strengths, okay? They can't say Ash Burton better than Christchurch because it's not.

So they've got to say Ash Burton better than Seddon. Yeah, true, but it's picking on the little guy. Yeah, it's punching down, you're right. Ash Burton, what happens in Ash Burton stays in Ash Burton. Is that completely true? Well, yeah As long as you don't leave Gonorrhea goes with you when you leave No, okay

Ash Burden First rule of Ash Burden Is don't talk about Ash Burden I quite like that It's got a movie reference Yeah, it's quite good There's new town slogans for Ashburton, according to social media. Ashburton, it's the belly button of Canterbury.

Ooh. I quite like that. And the last suggestion, according to social media, new town slogans for Ashburton. Who need a new town slogan? Ashburton, it's the Hamilton of the South Island. Hey. I love Hamilton.

Yeah. It made me want to go there. Totally. I love that. Totally. Yeah, yeah, that's right. It's a good thing. You're right.

Yeah, good. It's a good thing. It's a great thing. Yeah, great thing. It's a great thing. And it brings me back to my gonorrhea point. Bree and Clint. Look, Clint, something that we're on the pulse of is things that are trending.

Yep. Things that are happening in the world. Absolutely. And I don't know if you've seen this one, but it's the trend of people ordering really super obnoxious things from Starbucks. Oh. Yeah, I have seen this. And the Starbucks employees have had enough.

They're over it. One Starbucks employee took to TikTok to say, I'm over this, after a guy named Edward ordered a venti caramel crunch frappuccino with extra caramel drizzle, extra whip, extra ice, seven pumps of added caramel sauce, extra caramel crunch, one pump of honey blend, extra salted caramel blend, five pump of honey blend, extra salted caramel blend, five pumps of Frappuccino roasted coffee,

seven added Frappuccino chips, heavy cream double blended. No straw. No straw. You know, very obnoxious, very annoying. But it's an occupational hazard if you're a barista. It is. And baristas have to deal with a lot of people's crap. Let's be real. It's annoying. It is. Baristas have to deal with a lot of people's crap. Let's be real. It's annoying. It's not

on. I thought to demonstrate that because we are on the pulse of everything that is on trend. You will be heading to Starbucks in the break. We're going to go to a song. I knew you were going to do this. Then we're going to cross back to Clint live from Starbucks

where I have carefully created my own obnoxious Starbucks order. Where even is a Starbucks? It's in the city. It's just around the corner. Which I will be feeding into your ear because you will be wearing headphones and you will have to order exactly what I tell you. Are you ready? I guess I'm ready.

Okay, let's go to a song and we'll come back live with Clint ordering a terribly obnoxious drink. Wish me luck. If you're listening in Starbucks right now, I'm sorry in advance. It's definitely Clint. I have nothing to do with it. Here I come. Brianne Clint.

Let's hold on. Justin Bieber on ZM with Brianne Clint. If you've just joined us a couple of songs ago, I have sent Clinton Roberts down to the local Starbucks in our area as there is a trend that's going viral where people order super obnoxious coffee orders, which we're trying to stamp out this. So we're going to do the last one ever so you guys don't have to. Clint's just found out about this.

Are you there, Clint? Yeah, I'm here. I'm standing outside Starbucks on Queen Street. Okay. and I'm ready to make an obnoxious order. Okay, perfect. So here's how it's going to work. I've written down a coffee order that I actually feel like this and I've sent you down there. So you need to order this word for word, okay? Maybe say okay, I'm ready to order and then I can start feeding you the order when you're at the counter. Okay, I'm one person behind.

When you hear okay. Okay, perfect. When you say hi, then I'll look at the questions. Hi, how are you? Can I please have an espresso caramel frappuccino? Could I please have an espresso caramel frappuccino? A venti size. What size am I after?

Venti. A large one, please. Venti. Can I get that blonde espresso, please? Cream on top, yeah. Can I get that blonde espresso, please? Cream on top, yeah. Can I get a blonde espresso? Yeah. Can I have coconut milk, please?

Can I get coconut milk in it? And I still want cream, yeah. Regular cream is fine with my coconut milk. Can I get half a thing of cream, though? Just half of it? Can I get half cream? Is that possible? Yeah, just light cream.

Yeah, thank you. Actually, while we're at it, can I get an extra Frappuccino roast shot, please? Can you do the extra Frappuccino roast shot? Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like that. Can I get a double one of those? Yep. Yes, please.

Yes, thank you. Actually, while we're at it, I'll get an extra pump of caramel syrup, please. And I'll get an extra pump of caramel syrup, please. Sorry, this is, I know this is, oh, so there's four in there already. No, I want more. Another one.

Yeah, five, please. Thank you. Can I also, I know this is a bit weird, but can I get cinnamon sprinkle on top, please? Can I get cinnamon sprinkles on top? Yeah. And. Extra ice.

And extra ice. Yeah, extra ice. And double blended, please. And double blended. Cool. Thank you very much. How much is that? 10.20. 10.20. Yeah, extra ice. And double blended, please. And double blended. Cool. Thank you very much. How much is that? $10.20.

$10.20. Yeah, absolutely. Great. Lock it in. I'll pay on my pay wave. Thank you. Cool. The name is Bree Thomasel.

Bree. Yeah, that'll do. Just Bree, yeah. Cool. Thank you very much. She was an absolute professional. What an amazing employee dealing with your obnoxious coffee order. Well done, mate.

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Party? Down to party. Is it Google's DTF? You know Google's always DTF. DTG. DTG, down to. Down to Google. DTF. You know Google's always DTF. DTG. DTG down to... Down to Google. DTF down to find.

Stop now. Jack's here. Hey, Jack. Hi, Jack. Oh, g'day. How's it going? Good, thanks, Jack. Are you DTG?

I'm DTG... Yes. Good man. Nice, Jack. You quick on the Google, Jack? Yep. Okay, excellent. What will you be Googling on this afternoon?

I do not, I guess whatever. No, what device? On a computer. Okay, perfect. That means the team in here need to grab their laptops. Everyone also will be on a laptop Googling. The aim of the game, I will be asking the questions. You need to type it into Google as fast as you can.

The first person to yell out the most common thing that pops up on Google will get the point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you are out of that question. First of three wins. Got it. Here we go, everybody. You got that, Jack? Yep, sounds good.

All right, just yell it out when you see the answer, all right? Question number one. How long does coral live for? How long does... 4,000 years. 4,000 years. 4,000 years. Oh, that was so close between Ben and Anastasia.

I don't make the rules. Someone else has to call it. I'm going to have to say it was producer Ben. One point to Ben. I'm going to remember that. Question number two. How many eggs does a female woman have at birth? 300,000?

No, that doesn't make sense. One million. One to two million. I said one million, but I don, that doesn't make sense. It's 1 million. 3 to 4 million. I said 1 million, but I don't know if that's true. So this is what happened. 300,000? Producer Ben and Anastasia, the first thing they said was 300,000, which makes them out of that question.

Clint said 1 to 2 million first. It's actually 1 million. I'm going to give it to Clint. Yes. 1 to Clint. I know women. 1 to going to give it to Clint. Yes. One to Clint. I know women. One to Producer Ben. Question number three.

How tall is the Empire State Building to the tip in metres? Oh, God. 381? Ben, 443. That's Clint. Producer Ben said the wrong answer first. That is another point to Clint. I like that question.

143. Producer Anastasia is salty. This is the first time I've ever been eliminated. You and Jack, no points. Come on, you're still in it, guys. Here we go. Question number four. How old is Kimbra?

31 years. Oh, Anastasia's back. She's back, baby. She's back, baby. She's back. 31. At this stage, Jack is out of the game, unfortunately. Jack, no, I believe in you, Jack. Come back, Jack.

Come back. Jack can have my points. I want to put Jack to the front on my two points. You can do that. Nice. That's fair. Jack, I'm gifting you my points if you're still there. Are you there?

Oh, yep, I'm still here. Thank you. You just have to get one correct to win the game, okay? I'm going to sit it out. All right. The points are yours. Good luck, Jack, Anastasia, Ben. Here we go.

Question number five. How do you say hello in German? Hallo. That's right. She knew that. It was, she knew that. That's ridiculous. She's Dutch.

That is the rules of the game Yeah I'm Dutch Not German If you have a guess That counts Okay we've got a tie break Ben is out It's between Jack and Anastasia

One point to win the game So proud of you Jack I believe in you man You've gone six questions Without getting one correct But this is the one You're going to get okay Seventh time's the charm right

That's the one That's the one Jack Come on Jack You can do it But also very proud Of my girl Anastasia Yeah, okay. A seventh time's the charm, right? That's the one. That's the one. Jack! Come on, Jack. You can do it. But also very proud of my girl, Anastasia. What a comeback.

Question number six. When did the first Toy Story movie come out? Oh, Clint, there's foul play in the studio. Sabotage. There is foul play. Come on, Jack. I'm helping you. November 1995. Jack! What did Come on, Jack, I'm helping you. 19th of November 1995.

Heck. What did you say, Jack? 19th of November 1995. You got it. He's done it. He's a champion. There's been foul play in the studio. No, I did nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. Those are borrowed points. There's no foul play here. Clint tried to type

on Anastasia's computer and because he's so slow at typing, she still couldn't get it. Jack, you win the $50 KFC voucher. Nice work. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Bree and Clint. I mean, look, happy Wednesday to everyone.

And if you've been following the show, I've been taking everyone on a journey here on the Brian Clint Show of developing songs for each day of the week after, you know, Dopamine have had this massive hit with the Friday song. Yeah, it's a banger. It's an absolute banger. And, you know, I've been thinking to myself, why don't any other days get attention? And that's why I created the Monday song.

We want that weekday. It's Monday again. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? Which I've got to admit, it was a banger. It sounds pretty spot on. And then, you know, we get to Tuesday and you guys said, what about Tuesday? It needs some attention.

So we made this. It's Tuesday again. It's Wednesday, said, what about Tuesday? It needs some attention, so we made this. It's Tuesday again. It's Wednesday, Thursday, what? It's Tuesday again. And I'll just say, it's at this point I suggested stop. And people on the text machine are saying, please, this has to stop now. But no.

I look at the days of the week as my kids and I can't give some attention to some days. And the fun part about today, Clint, is that people do refer to Wednesday as hump day. Yes, they do, yeah. You know, people need a hump day song, I think. Do they? The texts are coming through now on 9696

and they're saying, bring us our Wednesday banger now. Well, you asked for it, guys. So here it is. It's Wednesday again. The Wednesday song. Thursday, Friday, what? It's Wednesday again. Yeah, update.

It's Wednesday again. You're welcome, New Zealand. It's Wednesday again. Thursday, Friday, what? It's Wednesday again. Yeah, Friday, what? It's Wednesday again What? I thought the hands of time would change me And I'll be over this by now

Yeah It's been too long since we got crazy I'm lucky spinning out I'm counting down to Wednesday I'm gonna, I'm gonna do too much. No, I'm all in my bag that's clutch. Feeling it, feeling it, feeling it. Every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, endless weekday on the way.

Yeah. It's Wednesday again, that Thursday, Friday, what? It's Wednesday again, that Thursday, Friday, what? We want that hot day. It's Wednesday again, that Thursday, Friday, what? It's Wednesday again, then Thursday, Friday, what? It's Wednesday again, then Thursday, Friday, what? I'm screaming, the lights are kicking The lights are through the screen

The lights are kicking This could be bad for me Cause I want more Wanna feel the bass Vibrating through the floor So keep it playing I'm on a wave And I'ma ride it all the way

When it comes like We want that hot day. Come on, everyone. We want that hot day. Oh, no. We want that hot day. It's Wednesday again. Then Thursday, Friday, what?

It's Wednesday again. Then Thursday, Friday, what? We want that hot day. It's Wednesday again. I don't know why I'm surprised. Every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Endless weekday on the way We want that hot day I knew it was coming and I know exactly what's coming tomorrow. I think I've got a hit on my hands. No, I'm done. That's it.

Oh, you're done, are you? No more. Unless the people want a Thursday version, you can text 9696 for your support or else I'm done. The Wednesday song, everybody. Do you want a Thursday version? Stay tuned. It might or might not happen.

Yeah, right. You've got to keep the people guessing. Danielle's called through with a live review. Danielle, thoughts on the Wednesday song? I love the Wednesday song and my husband's actually a big fan because last night I was singing the Friday song, and he said to me, have you heard the new version for the different days of the week now?

And he thought it was legit. He thought it was actually a thing? He actually thought it was legit, and I was like, you know it's just a Brian Clint thing, right? And he was like, no, it sounds legit. Oh, don't spoil it for him. Yes, Danielle. How good would it be if he went to work and he's like, it's Monday again.

I know. Just boosted my confidence. Definitely do Thursday. Yes, Danielle, I appreciate your support. Are you looking forward to taking Friday off? Because you won't have to do that one. Well, who said I have to take Friday off? No, it's done.

Like, it's done. No, but can it be done better? It's already been done. And I mean, Saturday and Sunday don't have a version either. I'll be here on the weekend. Brilliant. What a journey. What a journey.

Some may say a saga. The feedback is still rolling in for the Wednesday song. This slaps. I don't care what anyone says. Jordan has called through. Hi, Jordan. G'day, Jordan. Hey, I just wanted to call up and say that song was bloody legendary.

You enjoy the Wednesday song. Jordan, and I'm doing it for you guys, the people. What's been your day of the week so far? Are you a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Friday song man? Oh, I'd say definitely today, mate. Today made me the happiest day. I was jamming to it at

the lights. Everyone was looking at me like what is this guy doing? And that's what it's all about, Jordan, the vibes. Do you want a Thursday song? Oh, definitely. Yeah, no, my vote's yes, mate. Yes, Jordan! See vibes. Do you want a Thursday song? Oh, definitely. Yeah, no, my vote's yes, mate. Yes, Jordan. See, I would have said no.

I would have said stop. Like, get out of the momentum. But you've come this far, right? You kind of just have to. I can't. You can't go, like, you can't watch the Titanic, get three quarters in and then not finish it. Yeah, no, I love it.

Yes, Jordan. Appreciate you, mate. For the aspiring DJs out there, our Bree and Clint social media team are working on a download link. Yes, so they will be uploaded to an area where people will get their hands on these, including everyone listening. We will have a link set up very soon.

Stay tuned. Not a lot of uptake from other radio stations yet. Of course, we had the community radio station in Tukaroa who played the Monday song. Yeah, if you're interested in playing it on the radio, we'll give it to anyone. If the program directors of any of New Zealand's major radio stations are currently listening,

take it, please. Please. It was a lot of work. It's taken a long, long time and a lot of recording. I can't imagine today. Brie and Clint. Today marks one week since we gave you your special gift, Brie. Your present.

We changed your life. We figured out, we paid attention to the clues that you were dropping. I thought we were done with this. And we gave you the gift that you wanted, but were too scared to say that you wanted. We have organised for you your very own family cloth. And in there is reusable toilet paper that you and your partner

can integrate into your everyday life. I'm now offering you the opportunity to take this home and try it out. I can't. I can't give this a go. What do you mean? And it's blue. So you've had it for a week

and we were wondering, because we put a lot of effort into this, right, Anastasia? It was quite hard to get the right kind of cloth to reusably wipe your bottom. Yeah, yeah. You got them from Kmart. The waterproof container. No, I didn't. We put a lot of effort into this.

Guys, I'm not. So we want a review on how it's going. I am not, nor will I ever, wipe my butthole with a face flannel as toilet paper. Really? I will never do that. Really? So you're saying you haven't used it? I haven't used it.

You're saying you're going on the record right now and saying you haven't used it. You also got a light blue colour. Yeah. Everyone knows the family cloth needs to be patched. It's just for you and your partner, though. Like, it's a private stash. I don't care who it's for. You've got your own bathroom.

How about... Wait, wait. So you're going on record right now to say that you haven't used the reusable toilet paper that we got you. I have not. Ben, read us the text message. This is from Bree's partner. Sophia.

A few days ago. So unless things have changed, this is how it was. Thanks for the family cloth gift, Ben and Sho. It's completely changed the way Bree and I do our toilet business. I'm not 100% on board yet, but Bree loves the family cloth. Huge fan. She loves it. Huge fan.

So please be honest with us and tell us what it's been like using reusable toilet paper because we know you've been using it. I know you wanted it and I just want you to just be honest with us. The only time I'm going to use reusable toilet cloth is when I come to your house and use your bath towel. You know when you read the stories where a woman has given birth and she didn't even know she was pregnant? Yeah. It always blows my mind. I struggle to believe them.

No, I can believe it. Really? I think so because I think it depends on the situation, depends on the woman. I don't know. I think it can happen. Obviously, it does happen. My latest daughter, Maggie, my wife Lucy was three months along

before we found out. Yeah, see? And even then I was like, how did you not know? Well, see, exactly. How did you not know? There's a person in you. Sometimes a woman is just built to carry these little humans so well. Sometimes a woman isn't concentrating and she goes nine months.

Well, that's exactly what this woman has done and this story is about a lady named Lavinia and she was, in my opinion, in one of the worst possible places to not realise that you're pregnant and to go into labour. She was on a flight. Oh, no. She was on an aeroplane, however many thousands of feet in the air, when she started having contractions.

Yeah. Her water broke. And Lavinia successfully gave birth to a baby in the air. Look at all of the people who were present at her birth. That is a nightmare situation. Can you imagine? We actually. The whole plan is just like, push, push.

She mustn't have known she was pregnant because you can't fly. Exactly right. You can't fly if you're that pregnant. She actually was 26 to 27 weeks pregnant, so she did have the baby premature. Okay, so all right, yeah. But still, like she's 26. I mean, that is fairly premming. have the baby premature. But still, she's 26. I mean, that is fairly

premming. It's quite premature. But everyone's doing well. I always heard the rumour that if you gave birth on a flight, that the child gets free flights on their airline for the rest of its life. But I think they had to take that away because too many people were like,

I'm going to risk it. Yeah, get on there and they just start going. Try and push it out. I just want to give a shout out because obviously, can you imagine being on a flight and how terrified she would have been once she realised. Wait a minute. Oh, yeah. I'm pregnant.

So I just want to give a shout out. The reason why everything all went smoothly is because there was a bunch of NICU nurses and a physician's assistant on board. What are the chances? And NICU nurses, my partner's a NICU nurse, and they're amazing. And because of them, they were able to deliver this premature baby successfully and everyone's healthy. Imagine actually being on a flight where someone asks,

is there a doctor on board? You know, you see it in the movies all the time. And imagine being that doctor and you're like, oh, yeah, actually, this is my chance. This is crazy. We actually have some audio from the captain. Do we? This is when the captain first discusses, I believe.

Play the noise. This is your captain speaking's welcome to the flight um we are currently flying at uh 30 000 feet it's a chilly 13 degrees outside uh and the woman in 27b is currently six centimeters dilated um so if you just want to keep your seatbelt strapped in, except for the woman in 27B, you don't need to fasten your seatbelt. You can do whatever you want. That was real audio from the fly. Isn't that amazing?

Good that everybody's happy and healthy. It's awesome. What a cool story. Let's talk to some people who didn't know they were pregnant. I'd love to hear from these people. How far along did you get before you found out you were pregnant? Surely there's no birth stories. There might be. Surely there's no birth stories.

It happens. 0800 dial ZM. Yeah. Did you not know you were pregnant and how far along? Yeah. We'll believe you. Absolutely. We'll believe you.

You can also text us on 9696. We'd love to hear your stories this afternoon. Bree and Clint. A woman has given birth in the air on a flight. She didn't know she was pregnant. And then next minute she's giving birth to a 27-week-old baby. Don't seriously mess you up to go from not being a mother and not expecting to be a mother to being a mother within an hour.

Yeah, can you imagine if that was her first baby? Which we don't know. She might have other kids. Good point, good point. If she had other kids, probably a little bit more prepared. A little bit. But still. Still.

Yeah. You've still got to have somewhere to put it. She was on her way to go to a holiday with the girls in Hawaii, I think. Yeah, well. No more holiday for her. No, the girls have just become aunties and they are now more necessary than ever on this holiday. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, were you pregnant and you didn't realise it?

Jordan's caught up. Hey, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hello. What happened, Jordan? So that very well could have been me. I was 27 weeks when I found out I was pregnant with my daughter.

Really? Wow. And you did not know? Didn't know. No symptoms. No symptoms and not the most obvious symptom, the tummy? No. I'm a solidly built lass, but she was hiding up my spine.

Oh, she's in the back. I've heard about this. How many weeks were you when you gave birth? I was 41. Wow, so yeah, amazing. So you had just over 13 weeks to prepare to be a parent? Yep, that's the one. And I was 19.

No! Jordan! Can I ask, how did you find out? Because 27 weeks is a long time. What gave it away? Actually, my stomach was moving of its own accord. Right. Can you imagine?

You'd be like, what is happening to me? Don't watch that movie, Alien. What's going on? Yeah, you would have thought like an alien was inside you, technically, kind of. Well, congratulations, Jordan. What a surprise. Amazing, Jordan.

Let's talk to Nicole. Nicole's caught up. Hi. Hi, Nicole. Hi there. What happened to you, Nicole? Well, I was 12 weeks when I found out, just over 12 weeks, and then I ended up giving birth to twins

and one of them was in the elevator. Wait, one of them was in the elevator. Wait, one of them was in the elevator? One of them couldn't hold on. They managed to get me to the maternity room for the second twin to be born. Oh, the elevator in the hospital, not the elevator in the apartment building. No, thank goodness.

Yeah, right, got it, got it, got it. Does it really matter which elevator it is? Well, I'm just picturing Nicole waddling to her car with the umbilical cord still attached, going, please stay in there, please stay in there, please stay in there. And in the meantime, there's another baby in her arms going, yo. That motion of the elevator going down probably didn't help, you know.

There's some amazing text coming through on this. Someone said, I had twins 11 years ago and I didn't have a clue. Thought I just really needed to poo. Obviously, I needed to do both. But that's all good. Twins. You didn't know you were pregnant with twins and you gave birth to them. That's incredible, eh?

Someone else, this is an amazing text. Someone's text here and they said, I was infertile for 14 years. I adopted two beautiful children. Started feeling pretty downright crap, went to get my vitamin levels checked. The doctor asked about pregnancy tests and I said, no, don't bother because of my previous history. I then went to get a routine pap smear and she did a pregnancy test.

Turns out I was pregnant four and a half months. That's incredible. That's amazing. I've got a friend who thought she was infertile And now has two children That's amazing That's so incredible But the reason

That it's interesting Is it changes the way You behave in relationships Yeah you can do Whatever you want Yeah But because you think You're infertile

Yeah And then So you're not expecting children So you do things And you don't use things What are you talking about? I'm just saying What are you talking about? I'm just saying. They weren't using protection.

Oh, I thought you were talking about something else. Oh, no. Mark's called up. Hi, Mark. Hi, Mark. Hi, guys. What's the story? Me and my just married wife were on our way to Hawaii for our honeymoon and we didn't know we were pregnant at all.

And we were flying halfway through the air and she gave birth. No. And she was 27 weeks. That's exactly the story that we're talking about. You had a baby in the plane at 27 weeks and you guys didn't know you were pregnant? We didn't know we were pregnant and we were both 18 at the time. Oh my God, Mark.

Mark, what did you do? Did you get on the return flight home straight away or did you just set up, do you live in Hawaii now? No, we're back in Auckland. This happened three years ago. No, we carried on

and kind of had a honeymoon-ish with a baby as well. With a newborn baby? Mark, question for you. Do you get, does your baby get free flights for life? Is that real? We haven't really inquired about that because we haven't flown since. No, COVID.

Okay, right. Well, you probably wouldn't want to fly after that. My last question for you, Mark. When she was in labour, did the air masks, like the oxygen masks fall from the ceiling for her? No. No. But another thing was there was no doctors on board.

Oh, no. Wow. Terrifying. That is terrifying. Terrifying. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger. We do this at the same time every day. Three of you jump on board. We figure out what was the song top of the charts on your 16th birthdays, then we'll play the best one. Helene has called up.

Hi, Helene. Hi, Helene. Hi, guys. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. How are you? Very well, thanks. What's your birthday?

8th of March, 1990. Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 8th of March. And here's your birthday banger. TV rock, baby! TV rock. I was going to say body rockers or pot bellies. In business. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

TV Rock flaunted. Do you love it, Helene? Love it. What is it, 2006? 2006, yeah. It's very Ministry of Sound. Isn't it? Yeah.

I saw this guy. I really like it, Helene. I think it's good. It's a good throwback, eh? I saw him perform one time. Is it a he? Is it a one guy? Yeah, he's like a DJ.

Oh, yeah. And it's everything what you thought it would be live. Okay, that's obviously the front runner, but I think it's going to be hard to beat. Jared's here. Hey, Jared. Hi, Jared. Hello.

What's your birthday, mate? 4th of June, 92. All right, Jared, you were 16 in 2008 on the 4th of June, and in 2008, this had a number one hit. Ri-Ri, take a bow. I mean, it's not an upbeat, fun birthday banger, is it? It's a little down buzz. It's a little down buzz. A little bit of a down buzz, Jared.

Yeah. I think TV Rock is in the lead so far. Yeah, I'd have to agree, unfortunately. We've lost our final caller, but do you have their details here? I do have their details. His name was Paul. His birthday was the 15th of November, 1957. So he was 16 in 1973.

And Paul, wherever you are, this is your birthday banger. I love this song. It's a great song. Gladys Knight and the Pips. How much of a queen was Gladys Knight? Yeah. I mean, this is a fantastic song, and I can't believe I'm saying this. But I think TV Rock wins.

It's not going to beat, Gladys Knight is not going to beat TV Rock. Flawed it. Yes. Helene, you've just won birthday banger. Awesome. Fantastic. What a good one. What a good one.

Flawed it, girl. 2006, you've got spiky hair and tight jeans. This was a mood. Walking in the club. Make moves. Get in love. You know you're sexy. Yeah, you fly. This was a mood. Cause you love me, yeah, you love me I'll make the bass line nice and deep for all you freaks All disco treats, just shake that ass

Just shake that ass Get on it Get on it Just flowin' Percussion hits your ears Smell the sexin' Yeah, this shit is crazy Yeah, it's crazy

You know the morning's comin' soon I feel the heat in the room Let's all get lifted Get lifted You're makin' love to the music I'm your DJ, Make you lose it. Cause you love me. I know you love me.

I'll make the bass line nice and deep for you. Free some disco treats. Just shake that ass. Just shake that ass. Get on it, baby. Yeah. Get on it. Yeah.

Yeah. Get on it Yeah Yeah, get on it Just say what your mama gave you, get on it Go on and Go on and What your mama gave you Let my bass line rearrange you This track's designed to make you crave Go on and What your mama gave you Nobody out there gonna tame you

Gonna make you dance till you bleed Go on and What your mama gave you Let my bass line rearrange you We'll be right back. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls This is my floor You're just dancing on it So from the front to the back I wanna see where you at I want you to shake what your mama gave you That's right Thonin' hot, what your mama gave you

Let my bass line be your rage This track's designed to make you crave Go on and thonin' hot, what your mama gave you Nobody out there gonna tame you Gonna make you dance till you bleed ZM, Brie and Clint. There's a massive vibe from Birthday Banger today. You know when they say things haven't aged well? Yeah. I think that's one of them.

Yeah, but the memories, right? The memories for the memories. Why is his voice so creepy, man? It is so creepy. That song is from a very specific one of them. Yeah, but the memories, right? The memories. For the memories. Why is his voice so creepy, man? It is so creepy. That song is from a very specific era of music, and when you hear it, it takes you back if you were there. That's 2006. That is also this song right here.

Oh, sweet. The sound system. This takes you back to the same place, as does this song here. The body rockers. Yeah. And these guys as well. Remember these guys? This takes you back to the same place as does this song here. I like the way you move. The body rockers. Yeah. And these guys as well.

Remember these guys? How can you not remember them? The pop bellies. The pop bellies. And not because their song was on the ad for the Jeep Cherokee. They were big. Because we were actually listening to this song on the radio, not because it was an ad. And you can find that entire mix on Ministry of Sound 2005.

Yeah, big time. It's a good time to be in the clubs. A lot of fluro. Yeah, so much neon. A lot of fluro, a lot of T-shirts that said, like, Frankie says relax. Body rocks. Body.

And those, do you remember these? So it was cool to wear like for girls, cotton tights, but then that weird elastic band thing around your waist. No, so you know what it was? It was a singlet top and then the elastic band around your waist. So what it was is you wore the tights and then you wore like a tight white singlet that had some, that had some...

Bunching. No, some... What's it called? Lacy part down the bottom. Yes. That would hang out around your bottom. Yes. And then a black t-shirt over the top.

And the tights were capri links. Yes. And definitely from Super 8. Yuck. We weren't there. We're too young for that. Brie and Clint. Oh, we're joking. It's a great song. It is a great song. It's. We weren't there. We're too young for that. Bree and Clint. Oh, we're joking.

It's a great song. It is a great song. It's a beautiful song, actually. But it's very, it is very slow. It is a very slow one. But, I mean, like you and I have said off air, the power and emotion she has. She can do it. It's just incredible.

Yeah. It's called Your Power. And it just dropped over the weekend from Billie Eilish. I don't know how I'm going to segue into this next piece of content. You can do it. You're a professional. You know, speaking of powerful things, there's some statistics that have come out which are quite powerful, I think.

Yeah, well done. I was just off the cuff. That was good. That was Hilary Barry level. Thank you, mate. Thank you. I appreciate that. And mainly, I think, quite powerful to the men.

Right. I'm the men. The men. You're the men. And you're going to be very interested in this. I am very interested in men. I'm so glad you felt that this is a safe space. Please. I'm so glad you felt that this is a safe space. Yeah, please. A study has said that men who have bigger noses

have been also found to have longer penises. Oh, no. Really? It's true. A real study and researchers have found, yeah, that men with bigger noses correlates to... Do you know where my mind's gone straight away? What?

Eliza's father from the Wild Thornberries. Oh, yeah. What was his name? Dude must have been packing some heat. Nigel Thornberry. You know where my mind went to straight away? Yeah. Two men on the show.

Let's measure. All right. I've actually already measured Producer Ben's nose. His nose. I've measured his nose. Right. Okay. So it's your turn, Clint.

Wait, do I not get to know what his nose stats are first? No, after. I'll give you both the results after this. Okay, come and measure me. I'm interested to know what is the measurement. Is it from the bridge to the tip of the nose or is it from the base of the nose? I did from the base up.

From the base up. From the tip up. From the tip. The nose. So you're doing the nose from the tip to the base. You're doing like the length of the shaft of the nose. Yes, yeah. Got it.

Okay. Measure my nose shaft. I'm ready. All right. Yep, got it. You're using a builder's measuring tape, by the way. I mean, you know, sometimes you just got to get in there. Ben, you confident that your measurements are accurate

and you're ready to find out who's got the bigger nose? Can't wait. Clint, coming in. Yes. At a solid, solid seven centimetres. I've got a seven centimetre nose. He's got quite a big honker. Damn.

Which is good in this study. Yeah, bigger the better. Producer Ben with a measurement of seven and a half centimetres. He's done it. He's done it. Although I think his moustache. Whatever, he's got a little nose. His moustache got in the way.

He's packing barely any nose. He's a nose fish. Again, we measured noses. Give us that tape. We'll go and sort the rest of it out. Okay. Ben, you and me, disabled toilets, five minutes. Wash it off.

I'm just walking down these city lines. Brianne Clint. Let's talk for a second about Bill Gates. Big, big news around Bill Gates this week. The biggest news on Tinder. Massive. Bill Gates and Melinda Gates, after 27 years of marriage, they're done. He's logging out of her and starting a new life.

Well, they're divorcing. They're going to split up. I always find it so interesting. I mean, live your best life. Do whatever you want to do at whatever age. I find it so interesting when people get divorced later in life. Like 27 years of marriage, what happens? You'd think, but I mean mean how old is Bill Gates?

Good question Ben can you find out how old Bill Gates is please? How old do you reckon he'd be? He'll be 60s 61? Yeah I'm going to say 61 I'm going to say 63

Producer Ben? 65 Oh really? Yes he's 65 There's lots of life left to live But I mean can you be bothered to go out and find someone else? Me personally? No

I couldn't be bothered I can't be bothered now Yeah Not that I want to But I mean, can you be bothered to go out and find someone else? Me personally, no. I couldn't be bothered. I can't be bothered now. Yeah. And not that I want to, but I just. I thought. I quite often look at the dating scene and I'm like, no, too much work. Yeah, it's a lot of noise, isn't it?

Yeah. I thought it could be fun this afternoon where all of us could, you know, help Bill Gates out and write a pick-up line that he could use because he's Bill Gates. He's been out of the game for 27 years. He needs some help. He needs some help to get back on the horse. So, yeah, we've done this. Should we start rolling out our Bill Gates pick-up lines?

Yeah, I think so. You can go first. Oh, no, I don't know if I should go first. Okay, I'll go first. Hey, girl, do you like rich guys? Because I'm currently worth $129.9 billion. I reckon. But is it believable?

I reckon pretty good. Yeah, it's believable if you're Bill Gates. Yeah, but, you know, depending on who it is, they might not know what he looks like. Are you saying, what? Who doesn't know what Bill Gates looks like? It depends, you know, what his new type is. He looks like every guy on that TV show Silicon Valley.

Except old. True. Anyone else want to have a go? Does anyone else have any? No. I've got a few. Bill Gates could go up to someone and go, want to go home?

I'll show you my billions. What about, you look like my next trophy wife. Yeah, I would. My favourite one, I think, though, that Bill Gates could use as a pick-up line. Oh, wait, I've got another one. Okay, you go, you go, you go. I know you want to do the last one. Okay, you go.

No, you go. Oh, should I do this? Go on. Hey, girl, this is Bill Gates' pick-up lines. No, you go. Oh, should I do this? No, go on. Hey girl, this is Bill Gates pick up lines. Hey girl, I know I invented

Microsoft, but I promise I can get mega hard. How have we written nearly the same thing? No, yours is not the same, is it? Mine is,

don't believe the rumours, sweetheart. It's not micro or soft. Brian Clint. Same before, there's a's not micro or soft. Same before. There's a lady who's had a lot of babies. At once. I don't mean like over her lifetime. A lady in Mali in Africa has had a lot of babies.

Before I tell you, how many babies, Bree, do you consider to be a lot of babies? Anything above twins is a lot at the same time yeah like twins twins is a lot crazy but like i would say the same thing anything above three three plus three three babies at once yeah oh my god how do you even deal with that there's that lady on instagram in new zealand who lives in the south island uh who has the handle quadmumplus1. She had four babies and she already had a kid as well. That's enough. I look at her account and I'm like, you're a super woman.

How do you do that? A woman like I said in Africa has just given birth to well, let me start with how many babies she thought she was having. So she went into it knowing she was going to have a lot of babies. How many? Her midwife had told her that she was about to have seven babies. Yeah.

No. Seven. Which, by the way, the name for seven babies? Yeah, what is that? Septuplets. Septuplets. Septuplets. God, how rare is it?

To have seven. It's super rare. Yeah. Yeah. Super, super rare. I mean. That's why Octomum was such a big thing. Isn't it wild? Like cats and dogs, quite common. Big litters. For them to have big litters. Yeah. Yeah. Super, super rare. I mean. That's why Octomum was such a big thing. Isn't it wild, like cats and dogs, quite common.

Big litters. For them to have big litters. Us as humans. Yeah. One, please. We're one. Most of the time, one. Yeah, good point.

If your cat had one baby. You'd be like, what are you doing in there? Where's the rest? Where's the rest? Come on. Give me the rest. You made one in all that time. Okay.

Okay. So her name is Halima Sisi and she's 25 years old. She thought she was having seven babies. She has given birth to nine babies. How was that even possible? How was that even possible?

Oh God. The important bit, she's fine. All nine babies are fine. How? How? That's a miracle. She wouldn't have obviously carried them to full term. Doesn't say, actually. Because imagine, how do you fit?

You can't have nine people inside you. How do you fit nine? You're the human version of a Kia Carnival. Literally. You're a human minivan. You're a people mover. Literally, you're a people mover Literally You're a people mover The name for nine babies

Is Non Nonu Tuplets Never even heard of it No Because I've never heard of anyone Having nine babies No

But she has And they're all here And She is in serious need Of some help Like Speaking of What kind of car do you get

To carry around that many babies? That's the thing. It only goes to eight seats, doesn't it? Nine. You can get nine. When do you put the bags? Someone's got to drive. Right.

Anyway, like I said, if you're planning on having babies, maybe think again. You could have nine. Maybe don't. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. You could have nine. Maybe don't.