ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th May 2022

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

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How do you hate my old song? Here it comes. No, here it comes. I prematurely... Ejaculated. No, finished the... Well, he did. Yeah, I guess I did. That's my finishing noise. Anyway, hi everybody.

Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. I just picture Clint. He said that's his finishing noise. I'm coming in. No said that's his finishing noise. I'm coming in. No, that's an image. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, Clint. Don't do that to Big Steve. That's my finishing noise. No, you are being disgusting. And he throws his hat in the air. Well, howdy, Bill. I just tip it, yeah.

Okay, welcome to the podcast, everybody. I'm in the studio. Bree's in home isolation. Anastasia's in Dublin. I'm in Holland. And sous chef Sam is still filling in. In the kitchen. Whipping soda.

How's home, Bree? How's Iceland? Home sucks, if I'm honest. I feel like shit. And I'm missing out on all these amazing things this week. You guys get to go off after this and go to the fun survey drinks. I have to sit at home. It's ratings day on the Bree and Clint show,

and ratings day means party day. And unfortunately, it's the first party day we've had in ages because of COVID. And what a shit time for you to choose to get COVID, Bree. Clint, you're really not making this situation better for Bree. No, I just want her to understand. It's not a choice. Because you chose to get COVID.

Yeah, that's true. Maybe next time you should think about these things. This is bullshit. I've missed out on so many good things this week. Anastasia, not to mention that lunch that you and I were going to go to today. Bree, can we not talk about my Influencer Lunch debut? Were you going to take Anastasia to the Special Influencer? Yeah, I was taking Anastasia to this Lululemon lunch

and she was so excited about it and it made me more excited about it. I was going to rub shoulders with the big guns. And then I had to go and get COVID so that Anastasia didn't get to go either. Yeah. Well, yeah. You should have just rocked up. Just gone anyway. No, not that much of it.

Your name was on the list. Oh, was it? I'm here with Bree. She'll be here soon. I should have gone. Nah, it would have been awkward. I don't know the famous people that would have been there. What happened to rubbing shoulders?

If I was to sell myself as an influencer it would strictly be fitness like i'd be a running influencer oh yeah so that's a they're they're running running away from running away from high school musical and dutch influencer running towards food you missed my joke say running running. Excuse me. Running responsibilities. Oh, jeez. I just, that was the fifth time that I had to say that. That was so funny, Bree. Give her a bit of room.

No, no, give her a bit of room. Give her a bit of room. Go on, go on. Wait, what's Bree about to do? Oh, because all of your guys' jokes are so much better. Oh, your guys were just so good. Nah, I actually do run away from all responsibility. And COVID, apparently.

What? Running away from responsibilities?. And COVID, apparently. What? Running away from responsibilities? That's a frigging good joke, Anastasia. Fuck you, guys. Today couldn't get any worse. Great, I will see. Oh, did you still get the free lemon gear and stuff? The gift bag?

Did you get sent it? Yeah. Oh, did you not get one oh okay no no no no no whatever the lovely lady lauren has invited me in store at the new new market store next week i'll be there turned up normally yeah shut up sam you wait till i get back there sam yeah she's gonna waste you bro Yeah Who do you think I got like

Four more days of safety here I'm happy to enjoy those Well Sam I don't know if you've seen What happens on this show But Trust me You ask Clint

I'll find ways Yeah what do you think Happened to Ben Oh Do Sam No not true Oh Okay Brie needs to go and think about what she's done

What have I done? You went and gave yourself COVID on the big party week I did not You're letting us down Now we're lopsided when we go to the party You're so mean to me Like, you're so mean It's actually really sad and depressing in isolation

And you're making it worse It is really sad and depressing Can you please turn a're making it worse. It is really sad and depressing. Can you please turn a light on? Like, the room that you're in is depressing me. I'm looking at you down Zoom, and it just seems sad. Hi, Bridey. It's Bridey. It's music girl Bridey.

Sign us out. Sign us out. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. See you later. I can't hear anything. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the show.

It's Bree and Clint. Come in, Bree. Coming in live from my living room. I'm still here. In isolation. In isolation. Have you done another COVID test yet? No, I haven't. How often are you

supposed to do them when you get COVID? Well, when I first got it, it was such a shock. I did three. Yeah. And were they all positive? They all came up positive. Yeah, it's fairly decisive. Yeah, I think it was a fairly sure thing.

And then I haven't done one since. I like the idea of women who get pregnant, maybe accidentally, doing like three or four pregnancy tests. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's got to be. That can't be right. That can't be right. That can't be right.

Because how accurate are pregnancy tests? I think they're close to 100% accurate. Are they? I believe, and I've never taken one, but obviously my partner has, I think they're very, very accurate, a pregnancy test. Really? I didn't know that. So I think a false negative is more likely than a false positive when it comes to a pregnancy test.

Right, right, okay. What about when we learnt, or was it, did I learn it with you? Or maybe I learnt it off the TV show Friends that condoms aren't 100% effective. They're like 98, I think. I was like, what? 98%? There's 2%. If you wear two of them, are they 99% accurate?

I mean, maybe. That's a good point. I don't think that's the way it works at all. If there are any young impressionable listeners, no, that is not the way it works whatsoever. Right. So there's always, what you're saying is there's always a risk. There's always a risk. There's always a chance. There's a chance that you don't have COVID right now, but you know, you

sound like you do. Yeah, I feel like I do. Let's just go with that. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Here we go.

The Tradies vs. The Ladies. The Tradies continue to pull away 39 to 24. Yep. Yep, they're way up there. Let's meet our lady first. She's 34. She's from Matamata, and she has won Tradiverse Lady before.

Ooh, that's good. Welcome to the show, Alicia. Alicia, that's what we like to hear. We need some of your energy. Well, I just thought I'd bring it back for the ladies. Yes, Queen. Somebody needs to. They've got to catch up somehow.

Let's meet our tradie. He's 21. He's from Hamilton, and he's a youth worker on the weekends. Somebody needs to. They've got to catch up somehow. He's made our tradie. He's 21. He's from Hamilton, and he's a youth worker on the weekends. What a guy. Welcome to the show. It's Ranui. Kia ora, Ranui. Hey, Ranui.

Kia ora. How you going, man? I'm good. I'm good. What's your trade on Monday to Friday? So I do Altus Aluminium. So I'm basically just prepping steel and stuff. Yeah, right.

Wow, you're a busy man. That is something you're doing with your hands. That's for sure. Clint's hands are quite soft. How would you go doing that, Clint? Don't bring my hands into this. Ranui, your buzzer is tradie. Alicia, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, question number one. Guy Sebastian is in the news today involved in a legal battle with his ex-manager who stole crazy amounts of money off the singer. Guy was the winner of Australian Idol. The person who came second on that season was Shannon who? Lady?

Yes, Alicia. Yes, Alicia. Doherty? Oh. 90s icon, but no, not Shannon Doherty. God, Shannon Doherty, that's a blast from the past. He's only named Anu. Would you like a free kiss, Ranui, or should we move on?

Move on. No, you do. It was Shannon Knoll. What about me? What about me, Shannon Knoll? The man with the enormous flavour saver.

He shaved that off a few years ago, didn't he? Did he? What an idiot. That was his signature. People didn't recognise him. Yeah, everyone was like,

who's that? Question number two, no points there for anyone. He shaved off the hairy knoll. Yeah, it was. When it comes to cars, what does the acronym WAF stand for? Lady. Alicia. Alicia got in with the buzzer first.

Warrant of fitness. Well done. That is correct. She is on the board, one for the ladies. Well done. That is correct. She is on the board. One for the ladies. Nice work. Question number three. What is the name of the new supermarket chain coming to New Zealand this year?

Is it Bosco, Flosco or Costco? Three. Lady. Ranoi. Yes, Ranoi. Costco. Costco is correct. It is Costco. Can't wait to get into a bit of the giant item shopping that Costco is.

You came from an enormous crate of laundry powder. Yeah, I'm going to buy a giant jar of Nutella. I'm going to buy 120 toilet rolls. Exactly. Question number four, one apiece. Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Alicia. Pink.

It is pink. Of course it is pink. Alicia, hot on the buzzer with that one. Brings you to two. Trady's still sitting on one. Question number five. What temperature does water boil at? Trady.

Ranui, level the scores. 100 degrees Celsius. Well done. It is. He's tied it up. Here we go. This is for the win, scores. 100 degrees Celsius. Well done. It is. He's tied it up. Here we go. This is for the win, guys. Question number six.

Which Tom Cruise film is famous for this line? Show me the money! Oh, Tradie. Tradie. Ranui? Oh, actually, no. No, okay. Alicia, Trady. Trady. Ranui? Oh, actually, no. No, no, no, no. Sorry.

Okay. Alicia, bring us. Renee Zellweger. I know the movie, but I can't think of the name. It's got Cuba Gooding Jr. in it. Yeah. No, I can't remember. Got to buzz them both out.

It is, of course, Jerry Maguire. Question number seven. Still all tied up. Here we go. This is still for the win. Who is the leader of the ACT Party in New Zealand? Alicia, Tracey? I mean, lady.

Yes, Alicia. Who's the leader? Who's the leader? David Seymour. She's a lady. He's got it. Oh, ohymour. She's a lady. He's got it. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Took us all seven questions, but the lady got the victory.

Congratulations, Alicia. We've got 50 bucks cash coming to you thanks to KFC. Awesome. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Right now, I want to talk medical mysteries because I saw that one of my friends was talking about on Facebook, her mum actually, who's been having some tests and stuff done lately because

she's been having a few stomach issues. Oh, yeah. And the doctors couldn't really figure out what was going on with her. And she was having all the tests done and that kind of thing. And she finally, they finally kind of figured out what was happening but they still don't really understand it. She'd swallowed a tin-scent coin when she was a child. I mean, I wish.

I love those stories. No? But no, turns out this mum has two fully functioning stomachs. What? Like a cow. Like a cow. That's not a nice thing to say about mum. But she's got two stomachs.

Apparently, yes. So which one of her stomachs was hurting? Because I reckon just whip that one out. I'm not too sure, but the doctors were kind of like, I feel like if I was a doctor, I'd be like, I'd look at it and then I'd be like, no, surely not. And then I'd look at it again and I'd be like, wait a minute. That's incredible.

And that's one of those things that you would never know until you had an issue, right? Because it's all internal. Yeah. You could have two stomachs and we would have no idea. You could have, well. Yeah. I eat enough. I was going to say, I've been to dinner with you. You could have three stomachs and we would have no idea. You could have – Yeah. I eat enough.

I was going to say I've been to dinner with you. You could have three stomachs down there and you would never know. I definitely could. I'm a medical marvel. That's the difference. Now remember how many months ago I found out that I have two extra ribs? That's right. I forgot about that.

Yeah. They're in my neck. How weird is that? But I thought it'd be really interesting because that's so unusual. Like I've never heard of that before and I'm pretty sure it's super rare, but I want to know from people, are you a medical mystery? Yeah, I love this. Like has something happened to you where doctors just can't explain it? It's pretty much like, you know, we'll take stories that are

miracles, like stories where you might have something extra and the doctors are like, I've never seen this before. Yeah, you're just a bit bizarre. And it may have worked in your favour. It may have saved your life. Or it may just be like a weird freakish party trick that you pull out very rarely, like my incredibly small nipples. You know, that's a medical mystery, isn't it?

Medical mystery. I maintain that it's not a mystery. I maintain that it's just part of evolution. I'm part of phasing out nipples on the male species because they're redundant. Yeah, same as the appendix, right? It's phasing out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We don't need it, so I'm just getting rid of it. Exactly. What about stories, Clint, like where someone goes into a coma and then, you know, all of a sudden one day they just come out of the coma and they're completely fine and doctors are like, they shouldn't be awake, they shouldn't be alive, but they're here. Or they come out with an Irish accent. Bree and Clint.

Medical mysteries. Turns out my friend's mum has two fully functioning stomachs. You'd be blown away by that as the person, eh, when you found that out. You'd go, oh, no, no, no, no, wait, no, no, that's not possible. No, no, no, no, no, hang on. Apparently she's had it her whole life. She's only found out, I think she's in her 50s now, and she was very shocked.

Imagine if you could decide which stomach you used. Like you could decide each time you swallowed which stomach it went into. You're like, okay, this is going into the dinner stomach and then I'm going to leave plenty of room over here in the dessert stomach. Because that's always the issue when you go out for dinner, leaving enough room for dessert. If you left a whole stomach for it, what a life hack. It'd be great.

Yeah. Yeah, there's one for sweets and one for savoury, you know. My savoury would always be full. So we're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what's the medical mystery? I have accessory nipples. Rebecca, you have accessory nipples? Yeah.

What's an accessory nipple? Well, I think it's like I've got like ducks on either side kind of by my armpit. And I didn't know what they were for ages. And it turns out that they are like extra nipples. Oh my God. Wait, you've got nipples in your armpits, did you say, Rebecca? Yeah, well, they don't look like nipples. They're just like a weird like tag kind of.

Have you had babies yet? Buzzy. Yes, yes, I have. Okay, so when you had babies, did milk come out of your extra nipple accessories in your armpit? No, but I do know someone who could milk their accessory nipples. Wow. No way.

Oh, my God. So technically, wait, Rebecca, let's talk about this. So if someone had like extra nipples, because, I mean, people do, when they're pregnant, if they produce milk, technically if you had quintuplets, you could feed them all together like a cat. I don't know if you'd be able to feed them, but you'd still get milk from them.

If you had quintuplets, you wouldn't be able to get them all in the same place. Can you imagine? You would feel like such a superior human. You'd be like, I'm giving milk to four babies at once. Okay, thank you, Rebecca. Thank you to all of your nipples for giving us a call this afternoon. Yeah, we appreciate them.

Elaine is here. Hi, Elaine. Hi, Elaine. Are you a medical mystery, a medical miracle? Apparently. All right, tell us about it. What have you got, Elaine? I have a freakishly long tongue,

and I don't have the bit underneath, so I think that's probably why it's so long. The banjo. The banjo string underneath the tongue. Yeah. Wait, you don't have that? No. So what does that mean?

That bit there I thought was to prevent you from swallowing your own tongue. So are you at risk of your tongue going back into your own mouth and you swallowing it? I can actually swallow it, but I have full control of it. Elaine, does that mean you can touch your nose with your tongue then easily? Oh, yeah, I can go, like, right inside my nose. Whoa, Elaine! Could you lick an eyeball?

Not quite. Not quite. Could you lick the underside of your own chin? I can't say I've tried, but possibly. What do you mean you haven't tried? Elaine, you know what's crazy? I went to school with a girl who had the opposite of you and that under part of her tongue was too short

and she actually had to get an operation to get it cut because she couldn't talk properly. Like it gave her like a speech kind of... She was tongue-tied. Yeah, literally tongue-tied, yeah. Last question, Elaine. If a fly is buzzing past, can you like whip your tongue out and catch it really quickly like frogs do? I wouldn't say it's that fast, unfortunately.

Yeah, right. Okay, well, something to aspire to. She's not an animal. Well, I don't know. She's just got a long tongue. Well, I don't know what she's taught herself to do. I would if I had one of those. Liz is here.

Hi, Liz. Hi, Liz. How are you? Are you a medical mystery? Tell us, Liz. Yeah, apparently so. Okay, what is it? What have you got?

I have two wombs. Two wombs? Wait. Two wombs? Yep. How does that work? Well, my last pregnancy I had twins. Yeah.

And one was in each womb. That's incredible. Wait. What? Yep. You had, wait, both wombs working at the same You had two buns in two ovens I did

So do you have two sets of reproductive organs feeding each of the wombs Or does it like split them up No, just one on either side Isn't that incredible Wow Liz, you are amazing How did they find that out? Was it when you went for your first scan or when did you first find out you had two wounds?

Probably when I was younger, I had to go for a scan of my pelvis and that's when they found out, when I was about 18, 19. Yeah, wow. That's incredible, Liz. I've never heard of that before. How common is it?

Not very common at all. No, not very common. Yeah, well done. I mean, that's impressive, Liz, but, you know, call us back. I want someone to call us that has two vaginas. Now, that would be mind-blowing. Yeah, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it just?

Nah, that is blowing my mind. What are you going to do with your two vaginas, Bree? That is, there you go, we've got some incredible listeners. We had a text from someone whose mum has three kidneys, three functioning kidneys. She could make some money on the black market with that. Yeah, yeah. To that one I go, because do kidneys filter your blood?

Is that what kidneys do? Yeah, I think so. Do you get over your hangover faster when you've got three kidneys? Oh, yeah. She would never get hangovers. Does it work like that? I don't know. Bree and Clint.

This is interesting. A woman has revealed the new detail that she's discovered that tells her how far back her husband's cheating went. Ooh, this is quite scandalous because obviously this is something she's figured out later on. So it's not what made her realise he was cheating. She already knows he's a cheater, but she doesn't know how far back it went.

And you always wonder that, I imagine, when you get cheated on, you go, cool, I figured it out. How long was this going on for? Like, how long was I an idiot? Her husband left her for the nanny. What a cliche, right? Come on, man, be a bit more creative with that. Fran Drescher, I tell you.

She gets around, doesn't she? And he's fully moved on. He now lives with the nanny. He's had a baby with the nanny. But as the wife, you'd always wonder, when did it start? You know, you brought the nanny into your house. They had kids together, hence why they had a nanny.

It'd be weird to get a nanny if they didn't have kids. Well, it would have been strange. That would have been your first warning sign. He's like, I think we should get a nanny. I think we should get a young nanny. Okay, for what? Well, she has been going through an old family photo album and in there there's a picture from a theme park.

You know those pictures where you're like on the log flume or something and it's where you go over the drop and the camera takes an automatic photo of you guys? Yeah, and they charge you a million dollars to get it? Yes, exactly right. So her and her daughter are in the front seat of the log flume thingy and they've obviously purchased it because they've gone, cute, family photo, me and the kid, we look great. For some reason, she's never looked at it properly.

But in the back seat, the dad and the nanny are there. And the nanny is quite clearly cuddling into the arm of the dad, not expecting that a theme park photo is going to go off. So they're canoodling in the back of this log flume thing way back before she thought there was any cheating going on. And it was right there the whole time. The evidence was right there the whole time. The evidence was right there.

You're telling me was the mum in the front of the ride. Yes. And they were sitting in the back of the ride. Yes, exactly right. That's bold. The mum and the kid in the front. So dad's obviously gone, all right, I can get in a dark tunnel. I can get 15 minutes alone with the nanny. And it's gone, oh, you hop in the front seat with mum. And then he's jumped in the back seat with the nanny and it's gone oh you hop in the front seat with mum

and then he's jumped in the back seat with the nanny and they've. That's brave to be doing that. Totally right that's brazen isn't it like that's just throwing caution to the wind anyway she's TikToking about it she's sharing the photos it's not going to

fix anything like I said he's moved on she does have an inkling that the dad is now cheating on the nanny as well. That he's just a cheater through and through and that she is now getting cheated on by the dad, which I think sort of sinisterly makes the mum feel better about the whole situation.

It doesn't help anybody, but she's like, good, now you cheated on me, now he's cheating on you. You get what you deserve. And I guess it would be... Yeah, of course, it's's cheating on you. You get what you deserve. And I guess it would be. Yeah, of course, it's human nature to be like, yeah, you're getting what it felt like. Now you know what it feels like. Yeah, yeah.

Look, this is a bold question to ask, but I reckon we can ask it. 0800 dials at M. Who did your dad cheat with? Who did your dad cheat with? Who did your dad? As in your family? We don't want people to be named by first and last name. We're talking like, was it

the gym receptionist? Don't call up and go Sarah Ferguson. It was Sarah Silverman. It was mum's sister. or it was mum's best friend or it was his business partner or it was grandma. I don't know. Whoever it is.

Who did dad? Grandma? Now that is some scandal. Maybe your mum's got a hot mum. This topic could go the wrong way I think it's a risk to do it But I think we're all adults here And I think we can have the conversation Oh $800

If you're ready to talk about it Yeah yeah Who did your dad cheat with? Brian Clint There's a story out where a woman has realised How long her husband and father to her children was cheating on her with the nanny for because she found a photo from like,

you know how you go to like Dreamworld and there's like a family photo going over the rollercoaster and they take the photo? Well, he's in the back seat cuddling the nanny while she's in the front seat with the kids and she never noticed the detail until now. So it's all out there, right? I can't believe she never noticed that.

Yeah. So if you're willing to talk about it, we thought, oh, $100 a dim. Who did your dad cheat with? Tracy's here. Hi, Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Hi. Tell us your story, Trace.

So my dad cheated on my mum with her brother's wife. Her brother. Oh, my God. So his sister-in-law, effectively. Correct. Yeah. How did that happen, Tracy? Do you know?

Well, I think they'd all grown up together and they'd known each other a long time. And, you know, now you look back on it, they clearly all weren't happy. No, yeah. Did your dad get her in Secret Santa one year and he couldn't see the present? Secret Santa. Oh, my God. Yeah, so it was pretty gnarly. Yeah.

They're having a game of family spin the bottle and they're like, well, I can't consume because we're related. Wait, family spin the bottle? I haven't played that before. Thanks, Trace. Let's go to Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stacey.

Hi, how are you? Good, bold question, but who did your dad cheat with? It was another firefighter in his brigade, so small town. Wow. Male or female? Female. Okay. I mean, pretty sexy place, the firehouse, isn't it?

You know, there's a fireman's pole. You wouldn't say that. He just saw her going down the pole one day and he was like, that's the woman for me. So did it work out? I always wonder with these things, was it worth it? Is he now married to this other firefighter and are they happy? No, it didn't last very long. She moved on

and did the same thing with someone else. She cheated on him? Yeah. Oh well, suck it dad. You get what you deserve I guess. Yeah, exactly. Okay, well thank you Stacey, we appreciate it. Someone texted and said my dad got with his brother's wife. They're now

married and I have a cousin, bro. Buzzy, that's so bizarre. They're part cousin, part brother. Yeah. Someone else has texted and they said, my mum cheated on my dad with our plumber. Classic porno storyline. Oh, my God.

They've made movies about that. Every plumber, when they get into the trade, they think that's going to happen, eh? And I reckon it never ever does. But that one story is enough for the plumbers to go, you know what, I could one day. There you go. That's kept the dream alive for a lot of plumbers, that story you just read out.

Juliette's here. Hi, Juliette. Hi, Juliette. Hello. Who'd your dad cheat with? He cheated on my mum with her best friend and then named me after her and then left her when I was 10 months old for this other woman. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, my God.

Wait, so her name, your mum's ex-best friend's name is Juliet? Yep. And are you the product of the cheating or did you come before he left your mum? So he was already in love with the best friend and he named you after her. Or they named you after the best friend because she was such a good person?

No, so my mum didn't know anything about it and my dad made a deal with her that if I was a girl, he could name me. So he named me Juliet. She found out when he could name me. So he named me Juliet. She found out when he left. Juliet. Juliet.

Let's just go back a second. So obviously your mum's best friends with this woman named Juliet. Your dad's cheated on your mum with the best friend. And then your dad goes to your mum, I think we should name our daughter after your best friend Juliet. Mm-hmm. That is... She had no idea they were in a relationship. Oh, that is twisted. Are they still together?

No. Have you made peace with her? Are you friends with Dad? Yeah, I'm friends with Dad. I just don't go by Juliet anymore. No, I was going to say, yeah, that name's a bit cursed. Are you friends with Juliet? No, she's Voldemort

and now how? The evil spirit, Juliet. We're going to play What's the Plot? before five o'clock for $900 cash. If you can beat Brie, we'll put $900 cash in your bank account. Thanks to our mates at KFC. Before that, I might have a job opportunity for someone listening.

Uh-huh. Now, look, do you love going on long-haul flights? Not really. When it comes to flying, it's more about the destination than the journey for me. But I like the idea of them because it means you're going on holiday. Right. Do you love looking after someone else's children? Not particularly, no.

Those are your problem. Do you like doing those two things together? Because this could be for you. Now, hear me out. You didn't tell me that you had the worst job opportunity of all time, but go on. This sounds like death warmed up to me. But, hey, listen, this might be for someone.

A woman has posted to a group asking this, I'm offering to pay someone if you book onto my flight and help me with my three children. Read on for more details. She says, I'll be traveling alone with my three children, so really need someone to help me out. Hoping there is someone out there doing this trip anyway, so would really be paying you for the flight, which makes this a bonus if you don't mind helping with the little ones. Now, here's the details about what you'll be doing. She has three little girls. Yeah.

Four, two and two months. Oh, nightmare. Yeah. The flight is from London to Sydney with a stopover in Kuala Lumpur. Oh, yeah. Okay. And she said, you know, you'll do stuff like entertaining the older girls if she's feeding the baby, doing puzzles, giving them food,

helping with the children if she needs to have a sleep at some point, all that kind of stuff on the long-haul flight. Now, Clint, how much do you think this woman is offering someone to help her on this? How many hours would that be? I want to say it's a 23-hour journey. Yeah, I think with the stopover, it's about 23 hours. Oh, look. So I would expect, because she's looking stopover it's about 23 hours. Look, so I would expect

because she's looking for someone who's doing the flight anyway. She's looking for someone who needs to fly from London to Sydney anyway. She's not offering to pay for you to fly. No, that's what I was going to say. If she's looking for someone who's going anyway, so it's not a return flight, I would expect her to pay for my flight.

I'd go, you, I'll help you out on the flight. I'll be your helper. I'll be your nanny for my flight. I'd go, I'll help you out on the flight. I'll be your helper. I'll be your nanny on the flight. You just pay for my flight one way. That's what I would expect. Oh, that's a good deal. Don't you reckon?

I like that deal. Yeah. How much do you reckon a flight from London to Sydney costs? At the moment, probably $1,500. Yeah, probably about that. Yeah. She's offering $1,000. Yeah, see, actually, I think that's okay.

I think that's probably pretty fair. So $42 an hour, I worked it out to be, around about. Yeah. But yeah, and you were going on the flight anyway, so you had to go on the trip anyway. You had to pay for it. Yeah, what do you think? Look, I feel like I'd want to meet the kids first.

I'd want to just like scope them out, see what sort of temperament they have. Because this could be really easy or this could be really hard. And to be fair, if it was going to be pretty easy, she probably wouldn't be asking for help anyway. So I assume it's going to be pretty hard. Wait a minute, Clint. What part of this sounds pretty easy to you?

Have you ever been on a flight with your children? It looks like a nightmare. I always feel so bad for parents when I see them with kids on a flight, especially a long-haul flight. Absolutely not. I have told my children that kids aren't allowed on flights. That's what they believe. That's a great idea.

I told them they're not allowed to go on a plane until you're 16, and they went, oh. And I said, yeah, I know, tough, eh? But them's the breaks. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh? Athletic?

Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? High Stakes Radio, where today our caller will be playing for $900 cash and Brie will be playing for 18 What's the Plot victories in a row. There's plenty on the line. Big stakes.

And here to play is Justine. Kia ora, Justine. Kia ora Justine. Hi Justine. How are you? With your movie plots. Are you a movie buff? Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know your films. Have you ever played against Bree in the car? Like done a virtual game of what's the

plot? I have. You have? And how do you go? It depends on the day. She's pretty good. You know, you've got to give her some props there. Yeah, she is pretty good. You don't get to 18 victories, well, 17 victories so far without being pretty good. All right, Justine, I'm ready.

Let's bring the heat, okay, Justine? Got it. The rules. I will read movie plots. From the start, you can buzz in at any point when you want to have a guess what that movie is. You buzz in with your name. If you get it right, you get a point. If you get it

wrong, the other person gets a free guess and it's the first person to get two movie plots correct that will win the game. Today, the theme for our What's the Plot game is the biggest movies of 2010.

Oh, okay. Any millennial should know all of these movies. So here we go. Movie number one. Dom Cobb is a thief with the rare ability to enter people's dreams. Bray. Brie. Brie. Inception.

Inception is correct. Oh. No matter how many times I've watched that movie, still don't understand it. Have you seen Inception, Justine? Did you know that one? I got it right at the end as well. Yeah, you've got to be fast, right?

You've got to be fast. You may have a slight advantage with this one, Justine, but I know for a fact Brie has seen this movie as well. Just depends who buzzes in first. Movie number two. It's a short plot line, but it has everything you need in it. Movie number two. An 11-year-old child and devout Michael Jackson fan.

Brie. Brie. Oh, it's the Kiwi film with Taika. Boy. Boy. That's what it is. Boy is correct. Yes.

And that is the game. Sorry, Justine. No chance this week. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Justine. We've got $50 KFC chicken dollars for you as a consolation prize, okay? Oh, you know what? I'll take it.

You'll take it. There you go. I like it. You get 18 wins in a row, and next week we play for $950 cash in What's the Block? Well done, Bree. We're getting there. The thousand is on the horizon.

Bree and Clint. Every day on this show, we do a thing called Birthday Banger, where we get you guys to call up, you tell us what your birthday is, and we tell you what the number one song was on your 16th birthday. 16 is a very formative

time of life, isn't it? A lot of stuff is happening when you're 16. You're learning a lot about life, about your body, about who you are. You know, a lot of stuff is happening when you're 16. You're learning a lot about life, about your body, about who you are. You know, a lot of things happening. A lot of things happening. That's kind of why we use that date for Birthday Banger because it's kind of like it's a turning point for you.

It's a memorable age, isn't it? Well, yesterday we had someone called Alex call up to play Birthday Banger and she left us with a memorable moment. Have a listen to how her Birthday Banger went down. And on your birthday, your 16th, this was number one. Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass. Do you like this, Alex? I have a lot of mixed feelings about this song.

Okay, why? Why? I lost my virginity to this song. Oh, okay, okay, all right. So it turns out it really was a birthday banger. Talk about too much information, right? She really... Oh, I like it.

Honesty is key. She felt comfortable with us. Someone texted in and said, that's it, you guys, you have to do a segment tomorrow asking people what the song was playing the first time that they did it. And I thought, you know what?

If you remember the song from that time, if there was a song, it probably, like Alex, is kind of seared into your memory. And every time you hear that song, you can't help but be transported back to that moment. Would you agree, Brie? Oh, 100%. And it probably sends shivers down your spine, depending, most people, I would say, you agree, Brie? Oh, 100%. And it probably sends shivers down your spine. Yeah.

Depending. Most people, I would say, you know, their first time experience wasn't amazing, you know. It's not like the movies would have you believe. It's quite. It's awkward. It's so awkward. Yeah.

It's probably that's the best word to describe it, awkward. It's memorable for all the wrong reasons. So let's focus on the song. The song that was playing the first time that you did some indoor gardening. We're going to go first and then we're going to ask you guys. Who's brave enough to go first, Brie, you or me? I don't know. Look, I'll do it.

Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Oh, I'm so interested in this. I've never heard you talk about this,, I'll do it. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Okay. Oh, I'm so interested in this. I've never heard you talk about this, so I'm very interested. So don't read too much into the name of the song that was played. Okay.

Okay? Because this is not a metaphor. The name of the song is not a metaphor. But the song that was playing the first time that I did it was by the band Incubus. And the song was Are You In? Are you in? I mean, fitting. Very fitting.

In more ways than one. Yeah. And whenever I hear that song, I can't help but curl up a little bit and die inside. Just imagine how awkward that memory is. Quite a short song, isn't it? It was a bit long for me, to be honest. Yeah, I bet.

Look, when I had to, you know, take my mind back, and it was 2007. Yeah. Let me set the scene. And I couldn't remember the exact song, but there was two songs that came to mind. Yeah. Let me set the scene and I couldn't remember the exact song but there was two songs that came to mind. Right. Around this moment in my

life. Long session, right? Okay. Well, yeah, you know. Double play. I'm pretty sure it was the radio that was playing. Okay. And the first song that is etched into my brain is this song from Kanye. Which, you know, not the worst. Yeah, but also not that, like, romantic or, like, mood-setting.

Like, at least mine had a vibe to it, you know? It's true. It's true. But, you know, hear me out. This is a – look, if I was trying to be cool, I'd say, no, it was definitely Kanye. That's what it was. But the song that really comes to mind when I think about my first time,

unfortunately, would be the song by Snow Patrol. This one right here. If I lay here If I just lay here Oh, my God. Was Grey's Anatomy on in the background as well? Well, it kind of sums up my role in the whole thing. If I just lay here, I could just forget this whole moment. Did you both lie there and cry afterwards? Yeah.

Look, it was awkward. It wasn't great. Again, it could be worse, right? It could definitely be worse. Could be worse. Let's get the calls in because I reckon there are some classics out there. We want to know on the phones this afternoon, if you're willing to share with us on 0800-DIALS-ZM,

what was the song that was playing the first time that you and the person that you were with first did an indoor gardening session, if you know what we mean? That's right. We're going to base in a whole new segment around this, Clint. Instead of birthday banger, we're just going to do banger, banger. Banger, banger. Bree and Clint.

Indoor gardening. Sexual awakening. Awakening, yeah. Are you willing to share them with us? Breeze was snow patrol chasing cars and mine was incubus are you in? I mean, quite fitting for the time. Let's go to Ashley. Hi, Ashley.

Hi, Ashley. Hi. So set the scene for us. Where are we for this experience? What was the location? The family house. Yes? The family house. Yes. The family house.

I love that description. Yeah, like when we were younger. Yeah. Yeah, and, you know, things were happening. Yeah. And the friends of the person at the time, they lived close by. Yeah. And they came past the window playing Darude's Band Store.

That would have sped things up, wouldn't it? Oh, yeah. I feel like this would be quite fitting for the first time, considering what it would be like. Honestly, it's a memory that I forgot that I had. Okay, well that's yours. So glad we could bring that memory back for you, Ashley. Yeah, forever.

Let's go to Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Hello. You're willing to share the moment but not your name. That's okay. Share with us the song that was playing the first time you got down and dirty.

It was Hotline Bling on New Year's Eve in 2016. There he is. Hey, that's awesome. Yeah, memories, right? That song's a vibe, Anonymous. I feel like that's probably a good one for it. Yeah, that's a banger. You've got to be happy with that, right?

Yeah, it's a bit catchy. Whenever it comes on on someone's Spotify playlist, you lean over and you're like, funny story about this song. I just have that thought to the back of my mind. It's like a page palm moment. Okay, thank you Anonymous. Another Anonymous caller. Hello Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Anonymous, tell us the first time, what was the song you recall playing in the background? Oh, is that me?

Yeah, it's you. Yeah, yeah. What was the song? Blink-182, All the Small Things. It wasn't? Oh, yeah, I think it things kind of fitting, right? Yes, Anonymous, that's good stuff. Where was it?

Where was this going down? Oh, at a garage party, you know, back in like 2003, you know. So romantic, right? So romantic. Exactly how you imagined it would happen when you were growing up. Because it's got to be just perfect, right? Yeah, just perfect Just like the movies, Anonymous

Just like the movies One more for Sian Hi, Sian Hi, Sian Hi Take us back to that special moment in your life It's the very first time What's the soundtrack?

What's the song that's playing? Mr Bombastic by Shaggy. And I bet he thought he was as well. Oh, I don't know. It was playing as a soundtrack in a movie at the time. Oh, okay. Do you remember what the movie was? Oh, yes.

What was that? It was Barnyard. Oh, okay. Oh, Sean. Could have been, you know, could have been worse. It could have been his other song. It could have been. Angel?

No, it wasn't me. Oh. Bree and Clint. This is a story about a pregnant woman who, I mean, if you haven't been pregnant before, you would know that you have, you might not know that you have a heightened sense of smell. Yeah, and taste as well. And taste. Your senses are on alert.

I mean, you become like a superhuman. You really are because you're growing another life inside you. Plus on top you have all these heightened senses. And this woman has taken to Reddit where she said, you know, look, I was pregnant at the time and it was about a month ago and they have a dog. Yeah. And she said, we were sitting down, we were having dinner,

and all of a sudden I smelled something super disgusting, like just real bad. And cause I was pregnant and just made me feel sick. And, um, my husband, uh, I looked over at him and I knew he could smell it as well. Yeah. And I kind of said to him, you know, what is that? What is that smell? And he's, he looked at me and he said, oh, I'm pretty sure the dog, which is named Jerry, has been sick and I can't quite figure out what's going on with him. Anyway, she freaked out and she was like, yeah, that smells really not good. So she decided she'd take the dog to the vet, get the dog checked out because he'd just been doing some horrific smelling farts.

Oh, okay. I was like, what part of the dog smelt? Right, dog farts. Got it, got it, got it, got it. So just horrific smelling. He's never smelt that bad. So she's taken the dog to the vet and the vet was like, yeah, look, it could be something like change of diet or, you know,

he's getting a bit older. It's just a different, you know, are you giving him any vitamins? It could definitely be his diet. And she was like, okay, sweet. We can change his diet. That's all good. Anyway. So she's done that. And a few weeks later she said, I'm still smelling this dog's farts. And it's so bad. Like she was lighting candles to try and mask the smell. Like nothing was working, right? Yeah. So she was really concerned about this dog.

So she's taken the dog back to the vet and she said, look, there's something wrong with my dog. It's really bad. Please can you do something? Yeah. Anyway, the vet said, okay, right. We can do multiple tests on the dog to see what's going on in its intestinal, you know, areas. And she was like, good, let's do all the tests. Anyway, the test costs heaps of

money. And this went on for weeks and weeks. Anyway, all the tests came back with nothing. The dog was completely healthy healthy nothing was wrong with it the stomach was completely fine yeah so she was at a loss she was like i don't know what's going on she's gone home she said to her husband look i had all these tests done it costs thousands of dollars apparently the dog's completely fine anyway the husband freaked out and said i can't believe you spent that amount of money he goes i've got a confession to make i was blaming my farts on the dog the whole time that's such risky business when the stakes are that high when she's going to all that effort because she could have come home and gone, you know what,

they couldn't find anything, so we just put the dog down. We've got to do it. We had to put the dog. There's obviously something wrong, can't be diagnosed, so I put the dog down. And he's like, oh, God, it was me. It was me. Oh, no.

You'd take that cigarette to the grave, eh? You'd go, oh, you made the right decision. Oh, God. Oh, that's a bad decision. I mean, super relatable. We've all blamed it on the dog. Come on.