ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th May 2023

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Oh hi, how are you going you good looking rooster? Come over here and uh... Oh, come sit on my lap. Give me one. Right on the lips. Lay one on me would ya? These lips.

Oi, eyes up here. Oh my god. It's a Friday. It's time for an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast.

Hey-o. Oh, Claudia, I had something that I wanted to do with this, but I didn't tell you about it. Oh, thanks, man. I'll tell everybody now, and you don't have to agree, but I feel like we need to do more of these. I feel like we need to do five a week because Claudia revealed to me last week that there are people who have been waiting over two years for their birthday banger.

Maybe we do six. Can we do six? Can we double it? From next week, can we do six? Yeah, right. We'll see how it goes. We'll try it out. Yeah, just more.

I love it. Just more. We just need to do more. We'll give it a go. We'll see how it goes. And, you know, if Yeah, just more. I love it. Just more. We just need to do more. We'll give it a go. We'll see how it goes. And, you know, if it works well, we'll proceed with it.

If it doesn't work well, we'll workshop it and we'll see how we go and we'll circle back. People are going to be a hundred before they get to know their birthday banger. Come on, Claude.

You love to give the people what they want. Just checking how long the people for today have been waiting. Only a year. Only a year. Oh, that's not bad. Greg Brinton from Nova Scotia people for today have been waiting. Only a year. Only a year. Oh, that's not bad.

Greg Brinton from Nova Scotia in Canada has only been waiting a year for his birthday banger. I don't know if I've ever heard that name before. Greg? Greg? G-R-A-I-G. Sorry, Greg or Greg. From Nova Scotia. But we apologise.

We do apologise. We're not cultured. Your birthday was the 16th of March, 1984, which means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on that particular day, this was number one. Banger. Possibly from the four-member era of Destiny's Child. It was.

If you watch the film clip, there's four of them Yeah, there's four of them on the album cover Yes And then one note's like, snip-snip, forget about her Get rid of this dead weight Do you reckon Beyonce got rid of it? No I reckon she did

Why are you hating on Beyonce today? Well, Beyonce's dad wasn't Beyonce's dad the manager of Destiny's Child? Was he? Yeah, well, he's Beyonce's manager Yeah I don the manager of Destiny's Child? Was he? Yeah. What? Well, he's Beyonce's manager. Yeah. I don't know if he still is, but he was for a while. The dads always love to be the managers. Yeah. They always love, and they normally

screw their kids over. Take their money. Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston. What about Elvis? The list goes on and on. No. No. Okay, sorry. No. That was his? The list goes on. No. No. Okay, sorry. No.

That was his mum that screwed him over. Oh. No. Yeah. I know some people did. No. Wasn't she a bit of a... No. It was the manager that did Elvis in.

Oh. Elvis adored his mum. Oh, okay. Sorry. She's a raging alcoholic, eh? They had problems But not in the way of like What Whitney Houston's dad

Did to Whitney Whitney Houston's dad You know what he did to her? What? What did he do? So he essentially Ran the empire And the business

And essentially Was her manager And then years later Like and he would always Just be like I'll handle the finances I'll handle this I'll handle that And then years later She was, and he would always just be like, I'll handle the finances, I'll handle this, I'll handle that.

And then years later, she was completely bankrupt because he had taken and spent every last penny. And that's why she had to go back on tour and she had to do all this stuff. Surely that's prison for him. Michael Jackson's dead. Yes, piece of shit. Miley Cyrus is dead. No!

Leave Billy Ray alone. Let's do a birthday banger for Donny Donowitz. Oh, good name. Where's he from? From Braunschweig. Braunschweig in Germany. Braunschweig in Germany. Donny Donowitz.

Braunschweig in Deutschland. Braunschweig. You were born on the 22nd of June, 1978, which means you were 16 in 1994, Donny. And Donny, are you ready? This is your birthday bag. What are the chances? We were just talking about this band.

Oh yeah, we were too. That's freaky. That's freaky. What a great name for a band. Wet, wet, wet. We should start a new band And we can call it Moist moist moist

Dry dry dry Moist moist moist I thought you were going to say What a great name Donny Donowitz He sounds like the best Great name He sounds like the best friend

In like an 80s movie Yeah Love that name Doesn't he Such a solid name Okay let's do one more From Mitch Hughes Where's Mitch Hughes from

He's from Sydney, Australia. I know someone called Mitch Hughes. I wonder if it's a friend of mine. You think of Mitch James again? No, Mitch Hughes. Guy from back home, but I'm sure there's plenty of Mitch Hughes's. What's huge? Mitch. Mitch. What?

Mitch is huge. From Sydney, you were born on the 16th of May, 1996. So you had a birthday. Oh, you're going to have a birthday soon, which you were 16 in 2012, Mitch. And this is your birthday banger. R-I-T to the world you used to see. Her days are over.

It's me, Risa Ora. I'm back. It's our girl, Rachel Ora. I'm back. It's our girl, Rita Ora. With Tiny Timber as well. Yeah. Tiny Timber. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I haven't heard that song in ages. I like that song. I reckon it should win today. I'm coming for ya. Are we going to vote for that or are we going to vote for wet, wet, wet? I'm voting for Rita. Rachel Ora. Rita Ora. Rita Ora.

It's me. RIP. If you want to know your birthday, Banger, go and tell us what your birthday is on our Brian Clint podcast family Facebook page and then in the next two to three years, we'll get back to you. We're trying up the ante, guys. We know you've been waiting a long time. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll catch you back with a fresh podcast

On Monday New Zealand time See you then Bye Good day everybody Welcome to the, it's Brie and Clint. G'day guys, strap in for a Friday show, always the most unhinged show of the week. Mainly due to one segment, but... Of Fridayoke? Yeah.

Fridayoke. Today on the show for Friday Oaky, we're going to be singing a Kings of Leon classic for the King's Coronation this weekend. See what we did there? See what we did? Yep. I see.

I get it. Today. Today. Was it easy? Was it hard? It's never easy. It's never hard? It's never easy. It's never easy. It's never easy.

We'll do some Kings of Leon at five o'clock. We've got so much to give away today. We've got $300 in a Fussy Cat prize pack at four. We have got $1,000 to give away thanks to One New Zealand at five o'clock if you've entered that competition with Georgia. Plus, we're going to send someone to see Sam Smith for telling us a dirty secret in the unholy hotline. How good.

So much stuff to give away for a Friday, including $50 cash thanks to KFC with Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. All right. The last game of the week for Tradie versus Lady, and the Ladies are sitting on 39 wins.

The Tradies on 34, yet to win a game this week. This week, the Ladies are looking for a clean sweep. Five from five, the first time any team has done that in quite a while. Yes. Can they do it? The Lady tasked with that job is calling us from Tauranga. She's 36 years old. She has lived in six different countries and she can speak five different languages. Welcome to the show, Vanessa. Hi. Vanessa, I'm incredibly intimidated right now. What languages do you speak? French, English, Italian, Portuguese and German.

Amazing. What was the hardest one to learn? To be honest, I could speak French, English, Italian, Portuguese before I was five. So I don't remember learning them. I just learned German. Oh my God. You'd be an absolute asset on one of those European contickies. Yeah.

My parents were just stoked that I wasn't wearing nappies when I turned five. You're taking on Lacey, who is calling us from Tauranga as well. They're 35, so very similar in age and similar credentials as well. Lacey wants to be TikTok famous. Welcome to the show. G'day. G'day, Lacey. Have you started your TikTok famous. Welcome to the show. G'day. G'day, Lacey. Have you started your TikTok famous journey yet?

How many followers do you have? I'm at like 3,500 now. That's not bad. What do you do on your TikTok account? At the moment, I've been doing energy drink reviews, but yeah, a bit of work stuff. Go on, plug the account. Yeah, give your page a shout out. It's Laced.

L-A-C-E-D. It's Laced. Or just Lacy. Yeah. Laced. All right. Nice. Lacy, your buzzer is,

Trady, Vanessa, yours is Lady, first of three correct answers, gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. I feel like I'm set up yet. Here we go, guys. I feel a little bit like that, doesn't it?

Question number one. What vegetable is said to make your wee smell funny after you eat it? Brady. Yes, Lacey. Asparagus. Yeah. It is asparagus, of course. Some people, fun fact, it doesn't change the smell of their wee.

Really? Only certain people. Lacey's like, fun fact, monster energy also makes your wee go funny. Makes it go bright yellow, I've heard. Question number two. Guys, buzz in if you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Lacey. Leo.

No. Good guess. No. Lacey, you want a free guess? Vanessa, you want a free guess? Is it Usher? It is Usher. Lacey, you want a free... Vanessa, you want a free yes? Is it Usher? It is Usher. Nice work, Vanessa.

You only had a tiny bit to go off, so you nailed that. And you nailed it. You're in the game. We're one apiece. Question number three. What is a community of ants called? Trady. Yes, Lacey.

An army. No, that's not what we're looking for. Vanessa? A community of ants is a hide? That's bees. We were looking for a colony. Colony of ants. A colony of ants.

No points there for anyone. Question number four. Name the candy that uses the slogan, Taste the Rainbow. Lady. Lady. Yes, Vanessa. Is it Skittles?

It is Skittles. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Who had the hit song in which they spelt out the word bananas? Tradie. Lady. Yes, Lacey. Tradie.. Lady. Yes, Lacey.

Trady. Yeah, Lacey. Gwen Stefani. Well done. It is Gwen Stefani. The only reason the whole world knows how to spell it, so thank you, Gwen Stefani. All right, we are all tied up here.

This is for the win. Question number six. The second season of the Sex and the City reboot is fast approaching. Name one of the four main characters from the original. Yes, Vanessa. I'm sure I got a nitpick. That was just Vanessa

in there first and unfortunately for you, Lacey, that's the win. She's a lady. My dad, that was close. That was such a good game. I'm a Samantha, so I would have gone Samantha. You're a Samantha?

Yes, Lacey. Hey, you guys are both great. Thanks for playing Tradiverse Ladies. Thanks, guys. Cheers, guys. That was a great game. 50 bucks cash and a five from five win for the ladies. Brianne Clint.

Do you know the Australian girl Pixie Curtis? Do you know who she is? Yes. Who? Is that What's-Her-Name's daughter? The PR woman? Yeah, it is. Roxy Jacenko's daughter.

She's very famous in Australia because there was all this. Who, Pixie or Roxy? Both of them. Right. Because Pixie, for her birthday a couple of years ago, because how old is she now? 11. Yeah, so a couple of years ago for her birthday,

Roxy, her rich PR mum, bought her own Mercedes to get driven around in. Well, that fits the story. Yeah. Pixie Curtis is an 11-year-old Australian millionaire, multi-millionaire. The 11-year-old is a multi-millionaire. Yeah, her mum's a PR genius. She's notold Australian millionaire, multi-millionaire. The 11-year-old is a multi-millionaire. Yeah, her mum's a PR genius.

She's not the child of a multi-millionaire. Well, she is the child of a multi-millionaire. She is. But she herself, her bank account, when she logs onto her ANZ account, whatever she's got, remember that little bank book you used to get at school? She'd need a big one of those.

When she opens hers, there are at least six zeros behind whatever it says. She, like you said, her mum is a very famous PR person. Her dad is a very successful business person. She herself has made millions of dollars from a few things, reviewing toys on YouTube. Yes. Which is big business.

Big business. One of the biggest YouTubers in the world is that adorable little boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When does it stop being cute, hey? What age? Well, that's a good question. They'll find out. Selling fidget spinners?

She sells fidget spinners? Still. Surely the market for fidget spinners has dried up. Are people still buying fidget spinners? Are people still buying those, you know, those poppets? Yeah, what are they called? That were really good for, like, anxiety and stuff? Poppets.

Yeah, poppets. And she also has a line of hair bows. Oh, yes. Like Jojo Siwa type thing. Like Emma Wiggle, like all of that. Yeah. She's got 136,000 Instagram followers. And yeah, she's an 11-year-old multimillionaire.

What a hustler. Yeah. You know? Well, it helps when you have like multimillion-dollar parents behind you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, parents behind you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But don't take anything away from Pixie Curtis, all right? She's out here cracking it. Well, it's like saying... You're just trying to make yourself feel better because you're not a multi-millionaire. Yeah, it's like saying Kylie Jenner came from nothing. Yeah, she's self-made. And she, yeah. I love that when you hear that Kylie Jenner is the youngest self-made billionaire.

No, she's not. Like, is she super successful? Absolutely. And she probably- Did she grow up on one of the biggest reality TV shows in the world? Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Pixie Curtis, 11 years old. Something to aspire to if you're listening to this and you're only nine right now. Yeah. Yeah. She's on the hustle. Time to aspire to if you're listening to this and you're only nine right now. Yeah. She's on the hustle. Time to start your, what's that thing? What's the thing we use?

Sell all the things. Do the hustle. Drop shipping. What's that called? And your phone goes bing every time you make a sale. What's that called? People sell things through Amazon. We're never going to have a side hustle.

We don't even know what it's called. I want to ask the question this afternoon. What was your childhood hustle? When you were a kid, what was the thing you were doing that was making you some cash on the side? In primary school, I used to sell darts to the teachers. Just kidding.

Like cigarettes. Yeah, I used to sell Winnie Blues to the teachers. You're like, what? I'm not going to sell them to kids. I used to sell Winnie Blues to the teachers. You're like, what? I'm not going to sell them to kids. I used to steal them off my nan and sell them to the teachers. That would be a good hustle. When I was a kid, I used to buy those 24 packs of Jolly drinks from the warehouse.

Those small bottles of fizzy drink. Yeah. I think they were $12 for a slab of 24. And then I'd take them down to the soccer games and sell them for $2.50. Yeah, solid, solid business. Yeah. A guy in my high school, like when the tuck shop got rid of all lollies and all soft

drinks, like it went real organic. Yeah, I was doing the same thing. He turned his locker into a full on candy shop and used to make an absolute mozza. Black market candy. And now, can I just say, so he did that for like four years in high school.

And then now he owns a multi-million dollar business. Selling? It's something to do with like 0800 phone numbers. Oh, okay. But like he was an entrepreneur, yeah. I'd love to know if your childhood hustle went on to be your main income. Yeah. Like did you turn that into a big business?

Or not. Maybe you just did it as a kid for fun. If you want to share it with us this afternoon, we'd love to hear about your childhood hustle. You can call us on 0800-DARLS-A-DEM or you can text us on 9696. The math teacher always stiffed me on the cigarette price. I'd say, I'm giving you a good deal. He'd go, no, no, no, you haven't worked it out properly.

You haven't multiplied it right. Let's start with Yvette. Hi, Yvette. Hi, Yvette. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us, Yvette, what was your childhood hustle? No, so it wasn't mine.

It was my nephew's. Okay. So my sister used to buy the dollar big bags of chips from like Countdown back in the day. Yeah. And she couldn't work out for about six months where the chips were going. Right.

And anyway, we found out that my nephew was stealing the chips and taking them to school and selling handfuls. Brilliant. He was selling a handful of chips for $2. Yeah. Oh, my God. That boy's got something going on. That's just... Yeah, he's making like $8 from $1 packet of chips.

That's such a bad deal. That's a good markup. So I get chips that someone else has opened and they've touched with their hand for $2. I don't want him touching my chips. I want to put my own hand in the bag and grab a handful. That kid could sell ice to Eskimos. I don't know if they were grabbing their own handfuls

or if he was grabbing the handful. Right. Or if it was only a handful of chips. Either way, someone else has had their hand in that bag and that is not hygienic. I love that story a bit. That's so good. That's so good.

Someone said, I sold my sister's fancy Crayola felt pens at primary school for stickers. When mum found out, I had to get the pens back. Kept the stickers, though. Paula's called up. Hi, Paula. Hi, Paula. Your friend had a good childhood hustle.

What was it? This was my best friend, and she had one of the very first soda streams that anybody at school ever had. When was this? It was pretty exciting back in those days. Yeah. And she used to walk to school every day with a bag full of the old original glass SodaStream bottles made up. Yeah.

And she'd sell them at school for 50 cents each. Oh, my God. Wow. How long ago was this, Paula? Well, I'm 50, so a while. Jeez, have SodaStreams been around that long? My nan had that glass bottle one that you're talking about. They were pretty cool, those bottles, eh?

Yeah, and you had to give her the glass bottle back, of course, so that she could go home and wash them each night and remake them for the next day. Can I just ask, Paula, would they be flavoured fizzy drinks or just your standard soda water? No, they were flavoured. Okay, I was going to say, I don't know how much of a market there would be for kids drinking soda water.

50 cents sounds like good money back then too. A few mates and I would screen print homemade Stussy T-shirts, the ones with the eight ball on them. See, that's good. As long as you don't get done for copyright infringement, that's pretty good. Yeah, absolutely. What about this one?

I grew up in a pretty rural area and we sold live pigeons, made hundreds and caught them under bridges late on a Saturday night. Sheep manure and pine cones, we sold that too. There's country life, eh? That speaks to me so much because we used to pick up our horse's poo and we would make, I think, $10 a bag. Looking back, it was a lot of picking up of horse poo for not much reward.

Right? I feel like you might have been conned. Like the bags were huge. Found Dad's porn, took it to school, and I sold it to Richard Higginbottom. Sorry, Richard, if you're listening. For a dollar. He thought it was going to be an anonymous purchase.

We've outed Richard. Poor Richard Higginbottom. He just wanted some good, low-key, second-hand dad pornos. Yeah. And now he's been ripped out on the radio. Let's talk to Rhys. Hi, Rhys. G'day, Rhys.

How's it going, guys? Good, thanks. Was it you that had the childhood hustle? I did indeed. So growing up as a kid, what I used to do was go raid my neighbour's trees for their fruit and then proceed to go down the road and then sell the fruit on to more neighbours. Yes, Rhys. So theft, really, Rhys.

120% lost. But, Rhys. So theft, really, Rhys. You would just... 120% lost. But, Rhys... 120%. I'm sure the way you would have thought about it would be, I mean, they can't eat all of these. Yeah, well, that's exactly right. Guilty as charged. Most of the fruit just

used to fall on the ground anyway, so I was like, well... Finders keepers, eh, Rhys? Rhys, we have dispatched a police car and it will be with you shortly what's on the run out of interest what do you do now reese oh i'm the builder now oh yeah yeah he borrows he borrows he borrows wood and other materials from the site down the road don't hire him if you've got a nice fruit tree in your backyard. Bree and Clint. That's the concrete age.

Bree and Clint. This is important. Okay, this is big. And people are weirdly passionate about this. It's news that regards the Cadbury Favourites box and some changes that are coming to the Cadbury Favourites box. I don't know why people are so, like, tribal about Cadbury Favourites box. I don't know why people are so like tribal about Cadbury Favourites, but it really,

it really hits a nerve for people, you know? Cadbury Favourites are a classic. They are a classic. Yeah. Cadbury are copping some heat this week for two reasons. One, they're reducing the size of the boxes.

You told me about this. The 373 gram Favourites are going down to 340 grams. And the 5 gram favorites are going down to 340 grams. And the 570s are going down to 520. Yeah, for the cost of making them. Everything's getting smaller, eh? Yeah. But this is the bigger one. They're removing two flavors from the favorites box.

Yeah, see, when you told me about this, I was like, oh, it's gotta be Old Gold and Boost. Old Gold. Who is going into the Cadbury Favourites box and going, oh, give me one of the Old Golds. I feel like Old Gold definitely has its fans,

but it's not a favourite, and I feel like if you like Old Gold, you don't like anything else in the favourites box Yeah You're not eating anything else That chocolate's for you And the boost is just a bit I don't even know if Old Gold is still in there

Because that's not the one that they're removing That's a sitter Yeah I wouldn't make the news if they removed Old Gold But I feel like they wouldn't Because it's drastically quite different to the rest of them Okay Well one of the ones that's being removed is drastically different.

Actually, they both are. They're quite unique chocolates in the favourites box. The two Cadbury favourites that will be removed from the favourites box in New Zealand and Australia are Dream and Flake. Flake? Yeah. Oh, no. I'm pretty upset about that one.

Dream? Yeah, get rid of it. Dream? Yeah, white chocolate. You're not, I'm pretty upset about that one. Dream? Yeah, get rid of it. Dream? Yeah, white chocolate. You're not a white chocolate person. Not a white. It's so sweet. Yeah, but it's like a little bit of variance in there.

All the other ones are milk chocolate, so you have a dream in there. Someone said, I'd rather eat a piece of Lego than the old gold. They're replacing Dream and Flake with Caramilk and Twirl. Oh, okay. I'm happy with that. No, no, no. Because Twirl is one of my favourite chocolate bars. And I feel like Twirl is literally just the non-messy version of Flake. Somebody commented on the actual news article and they wrote,

I'm fine with this. Twirl is just a more structurally sound version of flake. Somebody commented on the actual news article and they wrote, I'm fine with this. Twirl is just a more structurally sound version of flake. It's structurally better. It's less flaky. Less flaky. Well, you have the same texture and the same feeling, but you have the encase so you can control it more. And to be honest, I would argue the caramilk

kind of like the upgrade of a white chocolate. It's like the modern version of a day. Caramilk is an absolute crowd pleaser. I think I'm fine with it. Yeah, me too, to be honest. Yeah. If you want a fun experiment to do this weekend, buy a full size flake and put it in the microwave.

It won't melt. It doesn't melt. It doesn't melt. After a while it'll catch fire, but it will not melt. It's crazy. It's weird. Why doesn't it melt? Don't know.

Don't know. What do they put on it? Yeah, well, it's not going in the favourites books anymore anyway. There you go. That's breaking Cadbury favourites news, everybody. When are they getting rid of old gold? You'll start a campaign against old gold. Nah, people will come after me with pitchforks. I don't know if they will. Do you reckon we've got any old gold. You want to start a campaign against old gold? Nah, people will come

after me with pitchforks. I don't know if they will. Do you reckon we've got any old gold eaters? What would you get rid of? Boost. Yeah, get rid of boost. Boost. Bye, boost. This is such a good topic. Such a good topic. I've never thought about this before.

We've asked you the question. Did you end up dating someone that you previously really disliked? Yeah. Can I read you this text? It says, I owned a commercial cleaning company and I started cleaning for a construction company. The boss forgot to pay me over the Christmas break.

I lost it and made him go in on New Year's Eve to pay me. I thought he was an arrogant piece every time I met him. I hated him. We got drunk together one night. Fast forward seven years and we've been married with four kids and we are in love. So cute. What a love story. They need to make movies like this, a rom-com. It's got the making of it, doesn't it? Yeah, let's talk to Julia, who's in the same situation. Hi, Julia. Hi, Julia.

Hi. Who was the person you really disliked and then ended up dating? So, my little brother's best friend from childhood. Little brother's best friend. That snotty little shit who used to come round to your house every time and touch your stuff. Exactly, exactly. I thought he was, was like the bad influence friend

and he was just annoying and could not stand him at all. I need to ask Julia, what was the moment where it turned from, oh, I hate this little dweeb to, oh, I think I might like this guy? Well, because it was during COVID. I think it was the isolation, but also saying that he wasn't a kid anymore. Yeah. He blossomed.

Who made the first move? I think it was me actually. Can I ask, how did your brother take it when his best mate started dating his older sister? So he wasn't actually staying with us during COVID when it happened. He was staying with his girlfriend but when he found out he was not happy at all. I bet. He would have never...

Can you picture your brother? He would have never. He's all good with it now. He's all right now. Can you picture your brother? He would have never have thought it was going to happen because he knew that you hated him. I don't know why people get so angry about it because really, if you like your brother and you like your best friend. It means your best friend's going to be at Christmases. Yeah, it's kind of the best of both worlds, right? Yeah. Let's talk to Nicola who's caught up.

Hey, Nicola. Hi, Nicola. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Is it you that ended up dating someone you hated? Yes, yeah. So I, like in year 12, I think it was, I did maths and he sat behind me and he was just awful,

you know, like really annoying and just not very nice at all. And then he left school at the end of year 12 and then about 18 months later we kind of met up again and we've been married for 25 years oh pythagoras theorem it gets you i know i know it sure does that's amazing yeah that's right i love it what about this text my grandma and granddad hated each other through school like literally despised each other but their paths crossed again when they were 19 at a dance and they fell in love.

They've been married now since and they're in their 80s. That's so beautiful. Cute. Don't they say that you can actually only hate somebody if they mean something to you? Like there's something deep down about the fact, if you didn't care about that person, then you would have no reason to feel strong enough about them to ever even hate them in the first place.

Or you just hate them. Or you just hate them. It's one or the other. Here's the opposite story. Listen to this. I bumped into my primary school bully at a party in my teens. He proceeded to tell me that the only reason that he bullied me was because he liked me and he didn't know how to deal with it.

He then tried to hook up with me for the rest of the night. We didn't date. We did not hook up. I was not interested. God, you would have felt so good. That's what I'm talking about, right? You've got that one opportunity to reject them. If that's the case, so many boys must have been

in love with me at school because I... In reverse. You know how they say, if a boy bullies you, it means they like you. Oh, I must have been just wanted. Our last caller wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Anonymous, this happened to you at your workplace. So we had a new salesman come in and start at work and he thought he was amazing. Every time someone came in it would be hugs and kisses and he was Mr Popular and we thought he was so up himself that we actually formed a We Hate This Person Club. Do you get t-shirts made? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you have Christmas-shirts made? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a special... Did you have Christmas parties?

Pretty close. Yeah, okay. Oh, my. What happened? So we thought he was trying to get on everybody's good side and he'd start inviting people out for drinks. Turns out he's actually just a really friendly guy and genuinely wanted to get on with people

and people genuinely liked him. And 20 years later, we've got four kids together. Oh, my God. You're kidding. So you thought he was a big skis bag who was turning it on for everybody, but then you were like, oh, no, actually, he's quite genuine. Yeah. Anonymous, I need to know, did you ever end up telling him

that you started a We Hate This Person club about him? Yeah, he knows. What did he say? Well, I mean, what do you say to that? Can I just check? Have you had to leave the We Hate Your Partner and Father of Your Children Club, or are you still an active member? No, I'm not an active member, but the other person moved overseas and I can't get hold

of them, so we're not officially disbanded. Oh, there's still a chance. Somewhere in the world. Anonymous, you're the founding member. You can't close the club. You know. That is so good. It's a thing. It's a thing. It's definitely a thing.

The person you hate right now could be the person you're humping soon. Passion. Hate equals passion. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Once a week and only once a week, Bree and I take on a singing challenge

where we step into the booth with a professional sound engineer where we cover a song and he makes us sound as good as possible. He does such a fantastic job, can I say. Shout out to Sam. You should hear us without him. He is incredible mixing it all together, making us sound as good as possible. So just spare a thought for Sam.

I never want to hear us without him. This week, for the King's Coronation, we'll be doing Kings of Leon, Sex on Fire. Yeah. Sex on fire. Such a good pub anthem, eh? Yeah. Goes off at a wedding.

Solid banger. How did we do with it? Before we do it, how did you go? My voice really hurt afterwards, so I don't think that's a good sign. I think that's a good sign. It means I think you gave it 110%. Yeah.

I picked the song I'll Go First. How do you think you went? I think it has it's moments Brie will go second When you've heard both We're going to get you To call up on 0800 Dial ZM

And pick the winner Of Friday Okie That's how we That's how we do it Here's mine Wish me luck Good luck Brie and Clint

This is your Friday Okie For this week Lay where you're laying Don't make a sound Clint, this is your Friday Oki for this week. Has people talking. They're talking. Yo, your sex is on fire. Cause you're with what just transpired Some good parts. And some alright parts.

Someone texted before that even started and they said, My toddler is crying in anticipation. Toddler's got trauma from this segment. It is what it is, okay? You've got to hear Bree's here, okay? Bree has done the exact same song, had the exact same amount of time to pull it off. It's not in my register.

One of us has done this better than the other. It's going to be your job to decide who it is after you hear Breeze. Don't make a sound I know they're watching They're watching All the commotion A kitty like me Has people talking They're talking

Yeah Yeah They're talking. Yeah. Your sex is on fire. The show. With what just transpired. Sex on fire. It's probably chlamydia That felt like chlamydia Listening to that for me

So aggressive Yeah, I'm a rock chick Oh yeah, true Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a rock chick I've got tattoos Oh, that was not a good week for me I knew it wasn't going to be good

Look, leave it up to the people, okay? Let's let the people decide who the winner of that is. They are the only ones who can judge. I'll take any petty votes I can get. We're looking for five people to call through on 0800 dial ZM right now and tell us who the winner of Friday Oaky is.

Come on, get your votes in. That's what it's all about. Bit of fun. Do you know what you're talking about? Can you critique our performances for us? You could score yourself some KFC chicken dollars too. Brie and Clint. This is one of my personal favourites. Brie sounds like Rod Stewart having an orgasm. That's not a compliment though.

Pretty spot on actually. Pretty spot on. It's Kings of Leon week for the Kings coronation mine sounded like this To which someone texted and said Clint gets my vote based on how terrified He sounded throughout the whole song And Bree sounded like this.

I can hear it. I can hear it. Yeah. Love it. We got five votes. Lined up, ready to judge Friday Oki. We're going to start with Na. Kia ora, Na. Hey, Na.

Hello. Hello. What are your thoughts this week, mate? Oh, my thoughts is, you know, you nailed it when you said, you know, I felt like I caught chlamydia. And I'm one of your petty folks. Yeah, but did you have a good time before you found out the test results? You know, that's the main point.

I don't think I did. Oh, you caught chlamydia on patient zero. Just to be clear, you're voting for Brina. I am. Okay, thank you very much. Oh, thank you, my friend. Because you transmitted to her like a disease. It was beforehand.

Yeah, right. Okay, got it. Yeah, good, good, good. Zane's here. Hey, Zane. G'day, Zane. Hey, guys. How you going?

What do you reckon about our Friday Okie this week, Zane? Well, actually, it was all right. Both years were, you know, pretty good. Okay. It didn't hurt the ears too much at all. Okay. Myself and my daughter think Clint just took it. Okay, I appreciate that.

What's your daughter's name? Ayla. Ayla. Zane, have you got an ear infection at the moment? If you thought both of us were pretty good this week. Yeah, we appreciate it, guys. Thank you so much for listening. Let's go to Josh. Hi, Josh. G'day, Josh. Yeah, we appreciate it, guys. Thank you so much for listening. Let's go to Josh.

Hi, Josh. G'day, Josh. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. Josh, any feedback you want to put out there before we hear your vote? Yeah, you're both pretty good. Okay. I just like Brie better.

Yes, thank you. Thank you, Josh. I want to ask Josh a question. Okay. Josh, do you like an aggressive rendition of Kings of Leon? I do, I do. Yeah, I knew it.

Thank you, Josh. Appreciate you, mate. Thanks, Josh. It's 2-1 to Bree. Let's go to Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hello. That got you going for a Friday, didn't it, Alana? Oh, hell yeah. Definitely. Honestly, the aggression from you, Brie, it just made me feel like I just

released all my anger from the week. Me too. You and me both. Yep, you've got my vote. No way! 3-1. Let's go to our last vote. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hey. What's it going to be? I'm sorry, I'm going to have to say Brie.

Oh my God, she's gone and done it. Hayley. Hayley. Appreciate you, Hayley. Thank you for voting. No worries. It's just, you know. An aggressive, sexually transmitted version of Kings of Leon has taken it out this week.

It really did. As someone said on the text machine, sounded like my sex was on fire. That's Friday Oaky. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go.

Birthday bangers on our show. Normally we do it just after five, but on Fridays it's at 5.30. Makes way for Friday-oke. Exactly. This is where you call us up, tell us your birthdays, and we figure out for you what was the number one song when you turned 16. We're going to start with Jane. Kia ora, Jane.

G'day, Jane. Kia ora. How's your week been, Jane? It's been really good, thank you. Oh, good to hear. Good to hear. Jane, what's your week been, Jane? It's been really good, thank you. Oh, good to hear. Good to hear. Jane, what's your date of birth? My birthday is 27th of November, 1977.

All right. That means you were 16 in 1993. And on your 16th birthday, Jane, this was number one. Banger. Banger. Banger. Takeanger. Banger. Take you back, Jane. This song was so rude when I was a kid.

Was it? Just the lyrics in it, I found it so rude. It's a bit naughty. You get in a circle and sweat. Are you into it, Jane? I like her, yeah. I think it's a good one. I think it's a good one. I think it's a great Yeah, good one, Jane.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Tracy. Kia ora, Trace. Hello, Tracy. Kia ora. How are you? Good, thank you, Tracy.

What are you up to for the weekend? Working. Oh, fucker. What do you do? What's your job? Friday's my Monday. I'm at North Shore Hospital.

Oh, right, okay. What do you do there? You're just starting for the week, yeah. What do you do there, Trace? I am a healthcare assistant. Oh, lovely. Well, thank you for what you do. We appreciate you.

All good. What's your birthday? We'll do your birthday banger. God, here we go. 15th of 9th, 1958. All right, Tracey. These are the ones we love. You were 16 in 1974.

And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Wait, what happened? Did we get it wrong, Trace? No, no, no, we got it right. So you were born in 1950. 1958. Yeah, yeah, so you were 16 in 1974. So this is your birthday banger.

I'll take this. Sorry, Trace, we probably should have explained it. It's when you turn 16, what was the number one song? Sorry. No, no, you're all good. That's better than I thought I was going to get. Yeah, it's good. I thought I was going to get Wizard of Oz.

I thought you got a good one, Tracey. Let's do one more birthday banger for Mike. G'day, Mike. Hello, Mike. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. What are you up to for the weekend, Mike? You're working tomorrow.

Oh, what do you do? Yeah, I work at AA Auto Centre, and we like to have a thing in repairs and wafts. I just bloody picked my car up from you guys this morning, so I appreciate you, Mike. What's your birthday, Mike? It's 24th of February, 1974. All righty, that means you were 16 in 1990.

And let me take you back to your 16th birthday with this one. We have a love shack. It's a little old place where we can get together. Winner. Love Shack, baby. That's a winner. Are you into it, Mike? I do like it.

I do like the Kung Fu Fighting song too, though. Yeah, that is a good one too. I would have gone for the Kung Fu Fighting if it was like the 90s version. The remix. The rap version. Yeah, that was a pretty good one. I'm voting B-52's Love Shack. B-52's is my vote, Mike.

You've won. Mike! You've won. He's not interested. He wanted Kung Fu Fighting. He's like, oh. He's like, I'm out of here. Thanks for calling up, Mike.

Appreciate you, mate. Brian Clint. He's a winner of Birthday Banger. You're on ZM. Brian Clint. Looking for the love Get away Bree and Clint This is a really interesting piece of advice from a relationship expert. And it comes from like office behaviour that they say you should put into your relationship.

You know when you leave a job and there's a thing called an exit interview? Yeah. Where they sit you down and they ask you what you liked about the job, what you hated. I've never done one. Really? Nah. Actually, me neither.

You've never done one either? No, I've only been asked to leave the building. Same. And then escorted out immediately. Yeah, actually. Well, I think if you work in a professional job and you go from job to job and leaving the job is just part of the job, they like to sit you down and go, hey, what was really good about this job

from your point of view? What do you think could be done better for the next person? And you're really honest because you've got nothing to lose. You've already quit the job. You're not trying to impress that manager anymore. You could be like, oh, to be honest, I did bugger all on Thursdays.

You know, you can't just say that. Well, this relationship expert is suggesting that you should hold an exit interview when you break up with someone as well. I don't know how that would go down. They say that that's the best way to learn from a relationship, to get closure, and to make sure that you're the best version of yourself for your next relationship. It would have to be done a little while after the breakup, I think. That is some of the advice.

Or else people are just going to be upset or angry or too emotional. Should we start with the questions they say you should ask in your breakup exit interview? What was good and what wasn't good about our relationship? You're asking your ex-partner this. Yeah, gotcha. From their perspective. In your opinion, what was our communication like? Okay.

What did they consider to be the downfall of the relationship? Like if they had to pick something that was the beginning of the end. What was it? Was it the cheating? Was it the financial embezzlement? Or was it the drinking six nights a week? Wearing of their underwear. And they said, this would be quite confronting, this one,

ask them what qualities of yours they liked the most and what qualities of yours were challenging for them. Ooh, it's confronting. That's a real... That's real confronting. Yeah. You want to be in a good headspace. And you have to be willing to hear it Ooh, it's confronting. That's a real... That's a real confronting. Yeah. You want to be in a good headspace. And you have to be willing to hear it too because you asked.

You asked. I wouldn't want to do this in my 20s because I was a bit of an a-hole. Same. You know, we're all a bit selfish in our 20s. I don't think anyone's mature enough to be in their 20s. We don't really know what we're doing in relationships. So if you want to do this, here are the tips for holding a relationship exit interview. Like Bree said, do not do it straight away.

Wait until some time has passed for all the emotions to cool down. So if they go, yeah, I just didn't really vibe with you. And you're like, what? How dare you? Yeah. Don't do any, this is really important, this one. Don't do it in the hopes that you'll get back together. Maybe do it on Zoom then.

Because you know what it's like the first time you see an ex after you break up, if it wasn't like, you know, because of something really bad, the first time you see them, you're like, damn. And probably both of you went through that stage where you've got real hot after the breakup and then you see each other for the first time, you're like, damn, I forgot how hot you are.

Well, this isn't in there, but maybe this is really good advice then. Don't do it around alcohol. No, bad idea. Do your exit interview at a cafe, not at a bar. Bad idea. Because, you know, two drinks in.

Write a list of the questions that you want to ask so you don't forget any because you only get one shot at this. And if you didn't ask what you wanted to ask, you'll kick yourself. If it's possible, do it in person so you can see their facial expressions. Oh, see, I feel like that's a bad idea. Can be.

You know? But that's how you're going to get the truth. Like, I can BS you over a Facebook message. No, but on Zoom. Not in person. On Zoom. Yeah. You can see their face.

Oh, that's so clinical. Logging in for a Zoom. This is so clinical. Logging in for a Zoom with your ex-partner. You're having an exit interview for your relationship. You can see their face. Oh, that's so clinical. This is so clinical. Logging in for a Zoom with your ex-partner. You're having an exit interview for your relationship. The last bit of advice is find a time and place where you're not likely to get interrupted. Definitely do not do it at a mutual friend's birthday party.

That is a bad idea. That's where it normally happens. And also... The first time you see each other after the breakup. Yeah. And if you're doing a relationship exit interview, you may as well ask them to be a reference for you for future relationships.

Can you stay by the phone just in case my new partner wants to call you for a reference? I'll write it. Can you just sign it? You just read it out to them. We need to talk about some serious stuff, and that is what you shouldn't be flushing down the toilet. Quite a serious topic.

It can cause quite a bit of pain in your world. You'll have to get a plumber out to get the blockages out if you flush these certain things down the toilet, apparently. Okay. Is this a... It's a PSA. It's a personal story? I mean, I've blocked a couple of toilets in my time.

Wouldn't say it's from flushing these items down the toilet. We won't go into that. This is from expert... I feel like this is going to be common sense, this story. Surely, surely... Well, let's find out. Okay, all right. This is from Expert Plumber.

If any of these surprise me, I will do a handstand. Sweet. I can't wait to see. I'll do a backflip. Can't wait to see. This is from Expert Plumber, Sean Richardson, and he's warned that there are six things that should never be put down the toilet. So let's kick it off with baby wipes, flushable baby wipes.

Even though they are flushable, you shouldn't put them down the toilet. Of course. What are you, an idiot? Well, they do say flushable. Yeah, but they just say that. Why? Because they don't care about you or the environment. Flushable.

The baby wipe company is only out to serve themselves and babies. Yeah. Sean says they don't break down in the toilet. Don't put them down there. Yeah. Sean also stresses that feminine hygiene products, so we're talking tampons, shouldn't be flushed down the toilet

as they can twist and clump together, forming a solid mass. Can I ask? Yes. On behalf of men, where do you guys put them? Down the toilet. Do you? Sometimes.

Yeah, right. Because, I mean, how would you feel that you have to wrap it up in a piece of toilet paper? I'm genuinely asking because I don't know. To be honest, most of the time. When you're in a restaurant or a workplace, there's those bins. Oh, yeah, of course. So you put them in those bins. You put them in there.

Yeah. That's always a good thing. But at home, are you meant to put them in the rubbish? I mean, in our bathroom, we have a sanitary bin. Yeah, right. And you wrap it up in toilet paper and you put it in the bin. Wow, that's not the conversation I thought I'd be having this afternoon. But, you know, sometimes there isn't a bin,

like if you go over to a friend's house or, you know, so what do you do with it? I'm not going to wrap it up in the toilet paper and take it out into the kitchen where everyone is and go, hey, do you have a bin? Hey, um. Do you have a bin I can put this tampon in? Hey, do you have a bin and like a full block of chocolate?

What's Claudia laughing about? I'm shocked. What? You can't flush those things, Brianna. I mean, we've all done it, don't lie. Oh, never. Yeah, neither. I'm actually shocked.

Yeah, neither. I've never done that. Yeah, Bri's a bad person. Yeah, neither. Yeah, yeah. Bri. You've never done it. Not once in my life.

Oh, well, you're a goody two-shoes. What about you, producer Ella? Once. Once? Yeah, once. I remember. You're like 11. You've had one period.

I know. I'm waiting for the next one. We're not flushing them, okay? We're not flushing them. That's why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely not. Let's move on.

How dare we. Expert plumber Sean Richardson says dental floss should never be flushed. What kind of moron is flushing dental floss? Some people flush dental floss. It's plastic. Yeah, I know. Where do you think it's going to go? I mean, I've never done it.

So people would put fully dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Imagine the dental floss getting tangled up in the poos. Exactly right. You know? Exactly right. It's just not a good idea. What else does he say? He said, oh, this one was quite interesting to me because I've done this from time to

time. Hair. Oh. Should never be put in the toilet. Oh. What about just short clippings? You've put your beard clippings in there, haven't you? Beard clippings, other clippings. What's the other clippings? The other clippings. You've put your beard clippings in there, haven't you? Beard clippings, other clippings.

What's the other clippings? The other clippings. Just clippings. Not long hair. Just, you know, just little shavings. Your down there hair. Yeah. Yeah.

Your butthole hair. No. Not specifically, but... Yeah, okay. I feel like hair's fine, so long as it's not long lengths of lady hair. Oh, so it's fine for you? Yeah, okay. I feel like hair's fine, so long as it's not long lengths of lady hair. Oh, so it's fine for you? Yeah, correct.

I don't know, probably. Sounds about right. And another thing you said, how many were you up to? Four. Four? Yeah. I think this is the last one. This is a pretty obvious one to me.

Paper towels. Car tires. Yeah, paper towels. Paper towels. Do not flush paper towels. Not a single thing on that list surprised me. Paper towels. Paper towels. Do not flush paper towels. Not a single thing on that list surprised me. What about the hair? The hair was kind of surprising, yeah. What about the dental

floss? No, that wasn't surprising at all. What about that whole conversation about tampons? Oh, that was surprising to me. It wasn't surprising to me that you can't flush them, but it's always been a mystery as to where they go. You can get the biodegradable tampons, can't you? I think. What they go. You can get the biodegradable tampons, can't you? I think.

What, go and bury them in the garden? I don't know. Chuck them in the compost bin? I don't know. It's a real hassle. That's why I skip my period all the time. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. The game where we go head to head guessing music, songs as fast as we can and you play along with us. That is the aim of the game and we need to meet our partners in crime. Katie's on team Clint. Hi Katie. G'day Katie.

Hi. Hello guys. Hi. You got a sharp ear? You know music when you hear it. Yes, I'm just going to say yes. Yeah, just give it a hoon, Katie. Confidence is key.

You're taking on Bree and Steph. Hi, Steph. G'day, Steph. My middle name's Steph, so this works out well. My middle name's Katie. Wow. What are the chances? I thought your middle name was Miriam. Miriam Katie Elizabeth Roberts. Yeah, nice.

Steph, you know your music, my friend? I like to hope so. Good. You and me both. You like to hope so. That is so noncommittal. Hey, you know you just underprepare, overdeliver. That's the key. Yeah, that's the key. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, you know you just under-prepare, over-deliver. That's the key. That's the key.

Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claude. Hello. My middle name is also Katie. Wow. It actually is, though. Does that mean something? Yeah, it does. Does that mean it's rigged? Yeah, it means you want Katie to win. No, I wouldn't say that. I have to remain neutral. So, this week, I don't know if you know, the King's getting

coronated tomorrow. He is, yeah. Is he? Yeah. Is that similar to cremated? Nah, it's like that iron on your roof. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Corrugated. Coronated iron.

Yeah. And because that's happening, the theme today is all things royalty. Kings, queens, royalty, all of that. Love it. Yeah. So Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. What I'm looking for is the artist's name and the name of the song.

I'm going to start the song from the beginning. Just buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is. All righty. Good to go? Good to go. Here we go. Here's your first song. Brie.

Brie. That is Queen, We Will Rock You. Yes, it is. We will, we will rock you. We're going to rock you, baby. We got one, Steph. That was an easy one. We got one.

I'll take it. A bit better. I'll take the easy ones. Okay, well, that's one point for Team Bree. So, Katie and Steph, the next one is for you. Are you ready? Okay, ready. Come on, Steph.

Buzz in with your name if you think you can tell me what this song is. I've never seen a diamond in your face. Katie, Katie, Katie it out. Go on, Steph. Buzz in with your name if you think you can tell me what this song is. I've never seen a diamond in the sky. Katie, Katie, Katie. Katie. Katie. Lord Royal. It is indeed. You'd have to hand in your citizenship if you didn't get that one, ladies.

Do you reckon they invited Lord to play at the coronation? I know. I think they invited everybody. Everyone said no. Yeah, well, Lord would be a better pick than Katy Perry. know. I think they invited everybody. Everyone said no. Will Lorde be a better pick than Katy Perry? At least she's in the Commonwealth. True. Okay, back to you and me, Brie.

Our teams are one a piece. We're getting down to business here. Yeah, this is the gritty end of it. Good luck, guys. Here you go. Clint! That is Kings and Queens

and the song is called An Ah! I was a king and he got control. Is he wrong? You're on the right track, but you're wrong. I've got the right song, though, don't I? Sort of.

Brie's not going to get it. Three, two, one. She's not going to get it. No, buzz me out. Yeah, you're done. That's so unfortunate. Brie, I know it. It's Kings and Queens, and it's...

I'll help you out. It is not called Kings and Queens. No, that's... It's called King. No one's going to get it. I'll King No one's gonna get it You get this I'll give you the point And it's by You're very close

Oh he's so cool as well And he's just featured On Elton John's album Yeah Um It's something and something You've got that at least Nah

Nah Nah It's not there It's called King It's by Years and Years Years and Years. Years and Years! I knew it.

I just didn't want to embarrass you. I love this song. That was very impressive, though. That was a difficult one. It was left to feel. All right, Steph. This is where we make up some points. Come on, Steph. We're still one apiece at the moment.

So, Katie and Steph, this one is for you guys. Katie, Katie, Katie. Oh, Katie. Ever Dancing Queen. Yes. Great song. So what does that do to the scores, Claudia? Two points for Clint's team, one point for Brie's team.

Oh, jeez, I need this one to save us, Steph. Yeah, it's all riding on you now, Brie. No pressure. I'm great under pressure. Notoriously great under pressure. Okay, Brie and Clint, this one is for you guys. Brie. It's Beyonce.

Oh, what's the song called? To the left, to the left. Sing the whole song. And everything you own in a box to the left. There's your stuff. Please don't touch. Don't touch. Irreplaceable.

Oh, yeah. What's that got to do with the king? She is the queen. She is Queen B. She's got a hive. Yeah, right out of song. It's drawn so everybody gets free KFC chicken dollars. Well done, Steph and Katie.

Nice work. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome, Steph. Team effort. You carried the team. Yeah, can you pay for my chiropractor bill? My back's sore. Very privileged this afternoon to have Timaru's favourite son in studio.

You know him from the project and everywhere else. It's Josh Thompson. Thank you very much. What a kind intro. Thank you. I do have two older brothers, though. They're going to be a bit gutted about their favourite son, but that's fine. Do you reckon you're the most famous man from Timaru right now?

Right now? Ooh, I don't know. Jack Lovelock's not from now, but there's a statue of him. There's no statue of me, sadly. Are you interested in erecting your own statue? I'm interested in any sort of erection, but I think I would give it a go. Like, I've done a bit of sculpture at school, and I wasn't good then, but I'm older now.

It's all about confidence, I think, when it comes to sculpting. Yeah. We're here to talk about your comedy festival show. It's called Horrible Man. Am I right in saying that you don't usually do a show in the comedy festival? I've never done one before.

Ever? You've never done one? How Ever? You've never done one? No, no. How come? It is quite an annoying amount of work. You've got to get like an hour of really, really cracking gags together and then you've got to like say it all in one go. So it's quite annoying.

You're selling it so well. Hell of a show, hell of a show. Your show is called Horrible Man. Yeah. We thought this afternoon we could give you the opportunity because we know you're getting ready of a show. Hell of a show. Your show is called Horrible Man. Yeah. We thought this afternoon we could give you the opportunity, because we know you're getting ready for the show, we could give you the opportunity to be a horrible man. We want to see if it's genuine or not.

Yeah. Okay. Someone who works here who is the opposite, she's lovely. Her name is Georgia. Nicest person in the world. She does the day show. Yeah. We thought you could call her up and be horrible to her.

The thing is, I'm not really horrible. Right. I just say a lot of horrible things. Yeah, right. So you want me now to tear apart a new date. We thought you could call her. We'll give you a scenario. You could say that you texted her a request for Friday

Jams. Yeah. And she said she'd play it, but she still hasn't played it. And she lied. She lied to you. Okay. What was my request? Darude Sandstorm. Okay. That's horrible enough. When we're ready, I think we connect the call

and leave you to it, Josh Thompson. You need to be a horrible man to Georgia. Yes, hello. Hi, Georgia. Oh, who's this? This is Bill McClaskey. Yes, hello. Hi, Georgia. Oh, who's this? This is Bill McClaskey. Oh, hello. Hi, how are you doing?

I rang up with a request for your radio show, Darude Sandstorm, and it didn't get played, and I was very, very upset. I'd just told everybody else at the funeral that I was about to do a dance, and I didn't have it on MP3, so I relied on your radio station and it really upset a lot of people

who were grieving so I'd be interested to see what you thought about that I'm sorry to say that that song is not going to make anyone feel better I don't know if you've heard it or not my friend but man it really gets me going because it's about it

because it sounds all the same and just goes on and on and on and it's a bit much. Yeah, like life. This is the metaphor that I was going for. Either it's going to wake up the guy in the casket or everyone's going to leave on a high. It doesn't matter. I'm just going to argue back with you for two seconds because there's so many better songs you could have heard. I think she's out horribly.

It turns out... Georgia, we just talked you up as the nicest person in the world, and now you're being horrible to Josh Thompson. What an awful person, Georgia. Guys, what I will say is I am the nicest person in the world, but when that song is brought up, I just get this beating in my chest, and I can't.

It's like fumes throughout my body. I don't like it either. They picked it for me. Okay, thanks for nothing, Georgia. Have a great day. Turns out you were right. You can't be horrible. No, I can be,

but you really talked her up as being a nice person, so people should know that she's an absolute piece of work. She's an absolute piece of work. If you want to see Josh Thompson's Horrible Man show, it's in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo. You can see him from the 10th to the 13th of May at the Kew Theatre in Auckland or from the 23rd to the 27th of May at the Te Oaha Theatre in Wellington.

Thanks, Josh. Hey, you're more than welcome. No. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play. ZM.