ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th May 2025

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bri and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bri and Clint. Cheers to Max, available on Neon. Stream now from just $12.99 a month. You wanna go... What happens at 3pm? Stays at 3pm.

Bri and Clint. They're all in clint, sir. That ends Bri and Clint. What's up everybody? Welcome to the Bri and Clint show for a brand new week. G'day guys, happy Monday. Good to be back. What's going on?

Nothing, I'm just rolling up my sleeves for a big day of muh-hee. Oh. What, starting at three o'clock? Yeah. Yeah. Big day on the tools? Yeah, I have to set my breakfast. Oh, speaking of breakfast and boring things to talk about,

can I tell you my new breakfast? Okay. I'm putting cottage cheese in my scrambled eggs. Game changer. Yeah, welcome. I know. What? You already knew about this? Yes.

Like the cottage cheese is like one of the best things if you're looking to get more protein into your diet. And I am. Yeah. And I am. Anyway, my wife found it on TikTok. Wait till he finds out. We've been doing it. Game changer. Cottage cheese pancakes or cottage cheese pizza bases. It's going to change your world. I'm listening. I'll give you the recipe. Cottage cheese turns out just stick it in anything.

You can literally put it in anything. You don't even know that it's there. Make salad dressings with it. You can literally put it in anything. Did you know that there's a cottage cheese shortage at the moment because there's such a boom on cottage cheese? Because it's the food of the moment. You know what it actually is?

It's those cottage cheese kumara and beef bowls that people are obsessed with. Oh yeah, that'd be one of them. Yeah. The hot honey ones. Yeah. Everyone's all over that. I ate those for a couple of nights, a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah. Oh, I had a stomach pain for like days. You imagine you're a humble cottage cheese producer. It's been in your family for 70 years and then all of a sudden it's got on trend on TikTok and you can't make enough cottage cheese to save yourself. You know it's just flying out the door. Yeah I mean people have loved, I mean people have known about the benefits of cottage cheese for a while. Well they've been gatekeeping it. You reckon? Yeah. All the gym bunnies have known. Any of you guys have known about, I saw cottage cheese ice

cream the other day. Oh see I haven't seen that about... I saw cottage cheese ice cream the other day. Oh, see, I haven't seen that. You can make cottage cheese ice cream. It's basically just cottage cheese, berries and maple syrup, maybe? Doesn't sound like something I wanna get into. Like if you're gonna eat ice cream, just eat bloody ice cream. Yes.

The producers are thumbs-upping that. You're getting thumbs-up from Pixie. She's vegan. OK. Her ice cream would be more complex than the one I just explained. Hey, I just know that if I'm eating ice cream, I want the real deal. Yeah. Well, I want everything.

The cottage cheese version of everything now. That's my new personality. We're going to make you a cottage cheese gin and tonic. Yes, please. I want a cottage cheese coffee. Yuck. Fun show. Are we still adding to cart? We are, eh? Fourth item. Third item at 4 o'clock. And then you activate it at 5 o'clock.

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The score update for the year. The Traidees on 28, the Ladies 37. Our Lady is calling from Taranaki. She is 20 years old and she did a traditional Maori healing course over the weekend. Welcome to the show Calia Clint was right. Um, how was it to go all weekend? I get it was really good. We had to do a speech and I was so nervous Public speaking I feel like if you like public speaking, there's something wrong with you.

Yeah. I quite like public speaking. And I rest my case. I say as I struggle to speak. You're taking on our training from Hawke's Bay today. They are 40 and they are terrible at artists' names and they're worried about the who sings this song question. How good. Welcome to the show, Steve. G'day Steve. Top 40 not your not your genre? No I love the

songs but I can't tell you who sings them. Yeah yeah yeah no that's fair yeah I feel that okay well let's see how you go your buzz is tradie, Kalia your buzzer is lady the first three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck guys. Here we go, question number one. The game Domino's originated in which country? Was it Japan, Egypt or China? Really? Yes Steve. I'm gonna say Japan. Good guess.

Kalia? Um, China? China. It was China. There you go, Domino's originated in China. Good guess, Kahlia, good guess. I like that from Kahlia. Alright, one to the ladies, question number two. In the TV show Friends, what is Joey's famous pick-up line?

Betty. Yes, Steve? How you doing? Yeah, he did the voice as well. Nice Steve, we like to see it. Right here we go, one apiece, question number three. Are you ready Steve? Are you ready? I'm ready. This is the big question. You got this Steve, you got it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Give it a go Steve. It's Fallout Boy.

It is Fallout Boy. Oh Davey, stop it. What were you worried about Steve? Got anyone to think you'd won the game there? Oh, you're all over that like some mascara on a man. Alright here we go, question number four. what does a seamstress do for work? Steve. Sewing. Sewing is correct. He's won. Oh the big dog Steve comes through with the goods well done mate 50 bucks coming your way. Awesome thank you very much. All you had to do was believe in yourself,

Steve. So true, so true. So true, so true, isn't it? Thanks for playing Tradey First Lady. That was fun. It's a much needed win for the tradies. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I had a Hamish and Andy video come up on my feed today where they were discussing something to do with how often you wear certain items of clothing. Have a listen. Had a common phrase said to me by Bec.

She said, didn't you wear those pants yesterday? I said, yes. Pants is every day. Pants is unlimited. If we're playing the Sims, my pants just come with my everyday. You can't change it. You can't even change them.

It's just got jeans on. That's exactly what I think. So I'd like to go through every item that people wear. Yeah. And I'd like us to establish what is the given amount of days where people have per item. Such a good idea. It's a great idea.

First of all, the pants. You can't pull someone up on wearing pants two days in a row. No way. No way. And I think what more they're getting at is that pants are multiple wears. that you pants are multiple wears. Yeah, pants are infinite wears.

Like I remember back in the day when we were all wearing black skinny jeans. Yes. Like I didn't wash mine for three months. Do you remember that rumor in the 2000s where they said you shouldn't wash your jeans? They should put them in the freezer. That person obviously never washed them. Yeah, ever. They tried. Your jeans don't want to be washed.

Anyway, should we go through our clothes? Yeah, let's do it. Let's start with pants. How often do your pants need to be washed? We've talked about jean whiff before when the jeans get the whiff. Once they get the whiff, they're going in the wash. I find if they get whiffed to wash, if they get wet and then you continue to wear, they can get the whiff and then they need the wash. Or if they've been soiled by something. You know, like if you drop food on them. Or grass stains. Or grass stains, then they gotta go in the wash.

We're all on board with that. Pants. Oh yeah, jeans especially, long term. Unlimited. Infinity until soiled. Yeah. The limit does not exist. And you can wear them every day.

Yeah. Like you don't have to change out your pants. People won't think you're weird them you can wear them every day. Yeah. You don't have to change out your pants. People won't think you're weird if you only wear the same pair of pants. If people notice you're wearing the same pair of pants they're the weirdos. Yeah. Correct. I agree. Why are you looking at my legs so much? Pixies being very quiet. No I agree. You agree? Yeah. Infinite wears. Good because we thought you were judging us. Yeah. Okay good. Just sitting there quiet being like who are these crazies? Next item t-shirts. Single use. Summer or winter? Either. Oh I can get away with yeah two or three. Yeah. Must be nice. You're a sweaty boy. Well I just when I put a t-shirt on that I've worn, it only takes 15 minutes before

I'm like, oh, this has been worn. Really? Yeah, because once it comes back up to body temperature. I feel like that is a female privilege that we're not as whiffy. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? So we can get away with multiple. It's a key differentiator.

Women's t-shirts. Three days. Two or three, depending on the top. Three days. If you haven't sweated,'t sweated. I even wear my singlets multiple times. Me too. Yeah like and they're tight around your armpit. Okay well single use for men. Okay single use for men multiple for women. Undies. Single. There is no arguing this one it's just single. Half day for me. Half day? Is that why you duck out mid show?

No, no, no, no. I mean, I'll put a fresh pair on for beard is what I mean. If I've worked out, then I'll put a fresh pair on. A hard, mate, my undies, it's not good. I'm quite not good. I just- If you come to work in your gym undies. I just have a bad-

Written warning. I have a bad case of swamp ass when I work out and I need to change my undies. Single use, undies, single use. Single use. Shorts. What kind of shorts? Infinite. Denim shorts?

Same as pants. Same as pants. Yeah, yeah. Cotton. Cotton shorts, denim shorts, swimming material shorts. Infinite until soiled. Infinite, unless worn to the gym. Oh, gym shorts, yeah. shorts. Infinite until soiled. And less worn to the gym.

Oh, gym shorts, yeah. Unless sported in. I can get two wears. Gym shorts, I go three probably. Yeah, two or three. God. Tights. We are different people.

If it's a cardio class and I'm wearing tights, that's probably single use for me. Really, I reckon tights are the same as shorts for me. And if I'm walking, I'll wear those for a week straight. Like going on walks. Yeah. Different world. Um, jumpers. Jumpers? Infinite. Infinite. Yeah. Infinite. Infinite. Although I've stopped wearing a T-shirt under my jumpers. Oh, see that kind of, it's like not having a top sheet. It slows it down, but somehow it's still not the same as a T-shirt. Like not having a top sheet on your bed. It is like not having a top sheet.

I'm not running a top sheet under this. That's what I mean, so you have to wash it more often. And finally socks. Single. We're missing one for the ladies bras. Never wash it. Is there something more than... Which I found out when i started working with you and i was like that is disgusting is there something more than infinite because that's what a bra is

extra infinite extra do you have to put the bra in the freezer once a month they nah nah they're just good to go they make with special materials. Sports bra. Sports bra is a different category. Single use. No. I think just normal infinite. You guys are not getting enough use out of your washing machine. Saving power. I'll say. Okay I think we covered that. I think we got it. Yeah yeah. Text us if you disagree. That is Brian and Clint. Just an important follow up on the washing of clothes situation. Yeah. Put a bit of feedback.

Yeah. One, it says, I didn't realise how gross girls were until I listened to that segment on washing your clothes. Not gross, just different. I think it's- There's a real double standard when it comes to washing clothes for men and women we've discovered. I think that's easy to say when you're living in a man's body.

Because obviously, but I feel like for women it is a female privilege where we don't smell as much. I agree. And we don't sweat as much. This person is looking at, if it was a man doing that, this person is looking at the soiling of clothes through a male lens. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. You know, and then it would be grosser. But then we have some female feedback that says, what, since when are we not washing our bras? I wash after every use. That person must be a millionaire because they would be buying so many bras if you're

washing them after every use. But theoretically, don't you just need the same amount of bras as you do undies? No, what? You just need the same amount of bras as you have undies. All the women right now yeah will be thinking exactly what I'm thinking. Yeah. I can't afford that many bras. Yeah. They're so expensive. Yeah. Hence why we probably don't wash them. They'll be shaking their fists at the radio. How dare he! And their filthy never washed bras. Oh the people, yep, they're coming for us. Bad news Brie, the world's oldest woman has passed away. Oh no. Well it has to happen sometime. It does. And how old was she? Sister Ena Kenabarro, she's a Brazilian nun and teacher. She passed away a couple of weeks short of

turning 117. 117? Yeah, crazy eh? Like I can confidently say I don't want to get to 117 yeah crazy like I can confidently say I Don't want to get to 117 you reckon not with those knees a Not with these knees not with this back. I just how do you right now 35? Yeah? You've got 82 more years Absolutely not before you get to be as old as sister Ena was I'm tired already she passed before you get to be as old as sister Ena was when she passed. Imagine getting to that age. Like at what age would you be thinking, okay I'm happy, I've had enough. If I got to 90 I'd be wrapped. 90's a great time. If I got past 95 I'd be pissed off not to make it to 100.

Really, would you want to keep going? Well it all depends. It depends on how healthy you are, depends how much family you've got left, it depends on how much money you've got left in your Kiwi Saver. And by 95 probably not a lot. It'd be gone. Speaking of, David Attenborough turns 98 I believe in tomorrow. He has to make it. He has to make it. Yeah. We have to do whatever we can do for David. I think he's in not too bad health. He's got to make it to a hundred. He has to make it. Yeah. We have to do whatever we can do for David. I think he's in not too bad health. He's like, you could fix the climate crisis.

And we're like, oh, anything but that, David. We'll do anything except that. We'll do our best. You could leave fossil fuels in the ground. Hmm. Why does David, why does- Anything else, do anything else, David. Why does your David Attenborough sound like a Dumbledore?

He's 98. Ha! Ha! Do it again. You could stop deforestation. Gryffindor? It's not Dumbledore, it's a combination of Dumbledore, Voldemort and the Sorting Hat. Yeah, yeah.

It's a combination of all of them. You could stop putting microplastics in the ocean. Shit, David's really high bar. I'd still watch it. I'd watch that doco. Could we get all the biggest pop stars together in the world? To do a big concert. To do a big concert. To raise money. To raise money for your, oh for the climate. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or to raise money for a big party.

Yeah. But there's no single use plastics at the party. Nah, it's all paper straws. Yeah. And no one will come because it's paper straws, but we'll do it and it'll be a gesture. Yeah, good one David, it's your fault we got paper straws. We just start blaming David Aper for it. You'd be gutted if that was your legacy. He's like, what about all the work I did?

It's like yeah look at my shitty floppy straw. Do you reckon they've got scientists looking into the paper straw and how it has no integrity? Like do you reckon they've had no structural integrity? Or any moral integrity, to be honest. Where are the engineers? We need the best engineers in the world working on this. Yeah. Stop sending Katy Perry to space. Yes!

Figure the fricking straws out. For God's sake! Put the money where it's needed. Stop sending Katy Perry up there. Anyway, rest in peace, sister. Ina Canabarro. Good innings. With good innings.

She said her secret was Catholicism. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Shows brought to you by NEON. You can stream the brand new season of The Last of Us on NEON right now. And there's a brand new episode of The Last of Us ready for you tonight. The Tea, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, you've got some backstage Beyonce tour goss for us. Oh my goodness, this is so juicy and you won't even read about this. This is not in the press or anything.

Let me tell you what happened. Okay, so Beyonce has just started her new tour Cowboy Carter. She's kind of doing I think five shows in Los Angeles and five in New York. Whatever first night show. Let me tell you what happened. First of all, there's some big mechanical thing on the stage. It didn't work right and you know Beyonce shows us. Oh Choreograph everything is so Meticulous and works together so well you know what I mean so perfect and the big mechanical arms didn't work then Apparently a friend of mine actually filmed this the I never knew it. She has an auto cue

So she has a teleprompter. Oh, so she can remember her lyrics Yes, I've never seen that before at a concert. I've never even heard of that before I mean like it kind of makes sense But beyond saying never needed she has a teleprompter right in the middle of no one can see it except for the middle of the stage Right when you're looking directly at it. Well the teleprompter was out of time. Now that if you've ever, Bre could probably speak to this as a tv host you'd be able to speak to this like if that is off there not only is that confusing it would be completely disorienting the auditor is off. So anyway the show, Beyonce kept every single person in the crew, dancer, everyone there until 6am in the morning the next day to go through everything and rework the show.

Whoa! Wait, so they've done a full show and this was after they've done a full show? She's like, fix it. Yeah. It really ruins the illusion when you find out that your favourite artist has to read the words to their songs off the screen I've seen rappers do it before but only rappers who are at the very end of their career and they might be a bit I don't know Lacking in the mental department. Yeah I actually think that because it's there's so much going on dancers and pyrotechnics all this I actually think it's

That it's just in case like a a fail safe. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, it's like a safety blanket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was also reading recently that people believe the Eras Tour has ruined big concerts. Well, not ruined, but it's set the bar so high for these megastar artists. Only the Katy Perry's, the Lady Gaga's, the Beyonce's, because they all have to reach Eras to a level of production now. It's an unreachable height. Like watching that show, you just can't comprehend how Taylor

Swift did it. Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Like I just don't know. That's the tea out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. The ZM Podcast Network. Charlie XCX has had a moment on stage where she has done this a few times and if you know anything about Charlie, she loves to improvise and sing about different things when she's singing the song she did with Lord Girl So Confusing.

Is it the bit where she uses the auto tune? Yeah. Yeah. So she'll sing about different girl problems, I guess. I saw her using it to complain about the first weekend crowd at Coachella at the second weekend. What was she doing? She was like, you guys better be better

than the first weekend's crowd. There was just influencers who wanted to take photos of themselves. So good. It was very good, yeah. Very, very good. She's had a bit of a mare and something that all women can relate to on stage.

Okay Straight straight into the drop I love it so much if you couldn't hear I was gonna say can you recap if you couldn't hear just before the show Charlie XCX got her period and she was singing about how annoying it is because she was wearing tight little hot pants and obviously you know anyone who's had a period before knows that is the last thing you want to be wearing because you're just worried about certain things you know. Tight leather hot pants. Oh it's not a good time it's not a good time it's so relatable. I'm not speaking from a position of knowledge, but I imagine anything white would be pretty scary. White is a no-go. Even in the lead-up to when you feel like you're getting it, no-go. White, cream, like just any light colour pants

you stay away from. Yeah, yeah, just for safety. Just for, I mean, I feel like most women have had an experience where, you know, stuff happens. It's not, not a good time. No, it's a horrible time. But times that by, how many people do you reckon were at this gig? 25,000? Yeah. That's what she was dealing with. She wasn't worried that one was gonna say she was gonna she was worried it was gonna be on three jumbotrons around the stadium you just don't think about that stuff when you think about celebrities a she now that though because you own it you zone it you owned it and then if anything does happen people will be like yeah I told you that's our Queen I told you and then everyone loves it now I got it so

relatable we love you I Someone just texted and said, I'm a woman and I'm also a house painter. I am always wearing white pants. That seems so unfair. I feel like- When you've got the painters in. Yeah, literally the painters are always in. You're a lady painter with the painters in.

Sucks. I feel like they should change, I mean, would they ever change it to just black? Or you just paint a bit of red paint and dollops around your overalls. Yeah, I feel like there is stuff at your disposal. Again, I don't know how these things work. Yeah.

I thought we could take some stories this afternoon on people who have had their period like a nightmare. If something's happened. It can be anything. Like for me, example, I will give my nightmare period story the first time I ever got my period, day before swimming carnival. Worst time, the first one. And I was the best swimmer in our sporting house. And I had to sit there and people were like, why aren't you swimming? Yeah, what have you done? Get in the pool.

And I was like, no. You should have gone in crutches or something. Would have been easier to explain. Fake disbrained ankle or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, 0800 dials and then we can text you 9696. You sure can. What is your nightmare period story?

We'd love to hear about them. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Charlie XEX has talked about a very relatable thing on stage, period nightmare. Sometimes you're standing on stage and you get your period right before the show and you're wearing tights and no hot pants And it like down mother f*** Is my 10-month string gonna stick out? Or is it gonna be okay? Just to go

To be decided Yeah I don't care if you like me or not I'll teach you my hay b*** To be decided We'll see what happens, she said. We'll just see, you know? But it's something that affects literally 50% of us. And there are nightmare stories. Like every woman, I guarantee,

will have some sort of a nightmare period story. Taylor's here, hi Taylor. Hi Taylor. Hi. What was it for you, Taylor? What's your nightmare? I got my period in assembly and then got called up for an attendance award and I bled all through the back of my dress you didn't know wait I didn't know and my friends noticed

but they couldn't yell out to me as I was walking up to get on it's too late it's too late it was in front of the whole school at assembly. In front of the whole school and I was a year nine. Oh, Taylor. Did anybody notice? Everybody noticed. They... There was an audible gasp as I walked up to you.

Oh no, Taylor! I'm not saying you should have, but did you get a nickname? I thankfully didn't. Phew. God, that's so mean if she had of. Question, was it co-ed or all girls school? No, it was a co-ed school.

Oh, gutted. If it was all girls it would have been so much better. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was pretty embarrassing. Hey Taylor, that counts as a period nightmare story. Thank you. Thank you, Taylor. Appreciate that there's so many texts coming through. Like this one, it said, my first period ever I went to the movies with my cousin

and I was wearing white jeans. You can fill in the rest. Let's say I have PTSD to this day for white jeans. I bet you bloody do. Someone texted and said, I got my period very badly in my ex-boyfriend's car. It was everywhere. But he still dated me for a year after that.

Oh, cut that guy. Pretty rough to dump someone over that. It's so rough. But people just get so awkward about it. Kate is here. Hi Kate. Hi Kate. Hi.

Tell us mate, what's your period nightmare story? Well, I was first week of year nine at a new high school, didn't know anybody. It was also a musty week, a musty day in that week. And here I am with my light colored denim shorts on, sitting on the field with my new friends. And here I am, obviously, all on show with my new period first timer. Not on Muff-D-Day.

Yes, on Muff-D-Day. I didn't pay a gold coin donation for this. That's horrible. I know. Poor thing, Kate. What about this story? This might take the cake, this one. It says, I was a competitive gymnast.

During a competition, I had my tampon string hanging out of my leotard until someone pointed it out to me. And then recently, during the end of a Pilates class, at the end, someone came over and told me I had period on my light coloured tights. That poor person. You've done your dash for your whole life. There's no more bad nightmare period stories for you. Oh, because they've had the double?

Yeah, they've had the double. I mean... Get on the person who told you, if they told you quietly. As long as they weren't across the Pilates class like, ow, you've got period on your tights. What's on the back of your pants? Oh miss. Oh miss, what's on your pants? It's so like, it also sucks being the person

to tell another woman or another girl that they do. But that's the sisterhood, right? That's, yeah. Cause you don't, it's horrible. Cause the look, you never get over the look on someone's face when you tell them. Then they're so gutted. There's so many texts coming through.

Someone said, I got my period for the first time at Christmas. We had my siblings friends staying for holidays. My mum told everyone at the breakfast table that I'd become a woman. Mum! Mum! I'd be like, shut up mum! Shut up! That's, why would you do that? Speaking of things that are jolly and red, Sandra's just become a woman. Congratulations. Pancakes for everyone. Everyone. Far out. It's good to feel like everyone has been through their own little nightmare. So you're not alone.

In front of the whole school. Oh, that's so bad. Why are we going to change schools? Me too. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. How many? How many? How many?

That's a good amount. Again, will you win if you have the most thing? Of the thing. Of the thing. And we need to discuss what is the thing for this week, producer Claude. The thing today, how many alarms do you set every morning? Ooh. It's an honesty system. We we'll all be honest if you are. Vanessa's here. Hi Vanessa. Hi Vanessa.

Hi, how are you? Good thanks. My question for you is what do you do for work? I work in a school and admin. Oh yeah, so you're up the same time every day right? Yes I do. Do you set an alarm to wake up or are you one of those people whose body clock does it for them? Oh no, I have to set an alarm. You've Do you set an alarm to wake up or are you one of those people whose body clock does it for them?

Oh no, I have to set an alarm. You've got to set an alarm. I can't believe the people who don't set an alarm. You know who doesn't? Producers Shannon from Fletchmort and Hayley. And obviously they wake up at a very- She wakes up at 4 a.m. Yeah.

Doesn't set an alarm. Naturally, Vanessa. Naturally. Naturally. It's revolting. Yeah, it's disgusting, eh? Yeah, she needs a Naturally Vanessa. Naturally. Naturally. It's revolting. Yeah it's disgusting hey. Yeah she needs a different career. Yeah yeah.

Like if your body has trained itself. She needs to be studied. She needs to come work on the drive show with us I think. Vanessa, let's start with you. How many alarms do you set to wake up each day? I have three every day. What times? 6.40, 6.50, 7. 6.40, 6.50 and 7. 10 minutes apart. Okay, yeah. So you've got

three. You've got to have the most to win. Your job is to pick the person you think has the least amount of alarms out of me, Clint. There's Bree over there. There's producer Claudia and there's our fill-in producer Pixie as well. You could choose her. Oh Oh it's so tricky. I'm gonna go with you Clint. I reckon guys are better at getting up than girls. Okay okay lock me in. Brie how many alarms you got? Vanessa I set two alarms sometimes only one. One or two. Would have worked if you chose Bray. Claudia? I snooze mine about seven times, but it is just the one alarm.

One alarm snoozed seven times. Oh no. It still counts as one alarm. It still counts as one, right? Yep. Filin producer Pixie, how many alarms? Mine's five, but that's cause I'm paranoid. Five alarms?

I only use one, but I just get paranoid. Yeah, I go through like stages of that too. What time is the first one? 4.30. It is early. No wonder you set multiple. Yeah just in case. Because it's that time in the morning so you have to.

You would have lost if you chose Pixie Vanessa. Well you picked me. Yeah you picked me. I have one alarm, it's the same time every day. It's at 6am. So you win. Congratulations. Awesome. Thanks. Nice, Vanessa. We'll get that KFC chicken dollars out to you. That sounds great. Thank you. You're welcome.

Yeah, very good. Excellent. I aspire one day to have no alarm. You can do that. You can do that at any stage. No, I need to get up. You will eventually. I'll sleep till like 10 past 7 if I don't set my alarm. You can do that at any stage. No I need to get up. You will eventually. I'll sleep till like 10 past 7 if I don't set my alarm. You say that like that's late. On a weekday. My alarm goes off at 7.45 and that's very early. I sometimes will treat myself on a weekend like because normally I am working or I'm doing stuff but there

will be an occasion like maybe once every three months where I'll be like no alarm no alarm It's rare, it's very rare and I feel very naughty about it Play ZM's Bree and Clint. In my eternal quest to get ripped. It's been going for about four 15 years about 15 years I've purchased something else, and I think this might be the thing that does it. So. What is the item or the gadget or?

I like everybody, I want to get ripped, but I don't want to do all the work involved. I don't want to do any of the work. Nah. I just want like- It's all diet and exercise. I want to step into like a body suit that just like contracts my muscles. I want to step into like a body suit that just like contracts my muscles

I want to take a pill. Do you remember that? Do you remember that thing and it was what was it called? And it was this pad that you put on your stomach. Oh the vibrating thing the electro pad Yeah, yeah, move your muscles on your stomach and it said that it would give you a six pack and they could put on your bicep Yeah, well, yeah. Well, it's not that. OK. It's simpler than that. I've brought it in, and I think you should give it a go. Can you close your eyes for a second? I'll just grab it.

It's not Camelobacter, is it? No. Don't open yet! Don't open yet! OK. Don't open. Ah. How big is this thing?

OK, you can open up. Pfft. It's a weight vest. It's a weight vest. It's a weight, it's a 10 kilo weighted vest. Why is it in camo colour? I know it's unfortunate that it's in camo colour because I look like I'm some kind of SWAT team. You're the one that has obviously picked out

the camo colour. So, oh shit. Very heavy. I've been walking the dog in it. Right, is it helping? Oh, it's early days. I thought been walking the dog in it. Right, is it helping? Oh, it's early days. I thought about getting ankle weights. Yeah.

Which is essentially the same thing. This is the extreme version of that. Can you try it on? Oh. So, it's 10 kilos. They did a 10 kilo and a 20 kilo. Oh, God, it's heavy. Yeah, it's 10 kilos.

Okay. Oh. Sorry about your buzzy's and then we'll strap you in. Okay. How do you feel? I feel... Can you feel your core switching on? No I can feel more pain in my lower back. Yeah that's an issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you feel like that? Yeah, I've actually hurt my back. Do I look cool though? It's weird. Claudia, do you think she looks cool? She actually looks cooler somehow. It goes perfectly with your outfit.

It's quite, it's like quite 2000s R&B. Isn't it? Yeah. Like I feel like Ja Rule definitely wore this at some point. You look like you could be in the Independent Ladies music video. You know? Anyway, I think you should go for a walk in it. Okay. We'll play a song. You go for a walk in the 10 kilo weight vest. We'll see if I'm puffed. Yeah, I want to see if you think that it's working because I feel like it's working but it could all be in my head because I want it to work so badly and if it's not working then I've got to stop wearing it okay because I do

look stupid in it. Look if I saw you out in public wear I would judge you. Yes. Hard. Yes. I would judge you massively. Yeah but means to an end right? Yeah. Who'll be laughing when I'm wearing it? Alright I'm gonna go for a walk. Okay you go for a walk, test it out and then come back and report on the weighted vest. Thank you. ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Bree's just returned from a three minute power walk in the 10 kilo weighted vest. I've just done a big full lap of the building. People thought I was a stripper.

Did they? Yeah, they thought I was here to like do a big strip show or something. Yeah, right. You kind of look like you've got a bomb strapped to you, which is part of the issue with it. I don't know why they don't just make them in black, but you can only, this is like a geometric camo. Is this the only colour it came in? I didn't, I don't know, I just ordered it.

I didn't check, it just said 10 or 20 kilos. Weight, vest. Anyway, after wearing it and doing a lap of the building. Walking around, I feel like like it I didn't feel, I mean it was a short walk so I'm sure on a long walk you definitely would feel the benefits. Yeah. So didn't feel like it gave me that much you know benefit from walking. Yeah. But as soon as I did one squat. Oh, okay. Boom, instant. I was like, okay, wait, let me check.

Oh yeah, that's doing stuff. But now let's whip that vest off. Okay. Oh, I love this. And you see what the difference is. Kinda like when you're on a trampoline and you've been jumping and then you get down, you're like.

Or is this like the ultimate version of taking your bra off at the end of the day? You gotta be careful not to drop it on your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So how do you feel now? Oh my god. Yeah. I feel amazing. Yeah. How long does that last though? I don't know. Do a squat now. See how that feels. Oh, I could do a hundred. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, the jury's out on whether it will work. This is what, you know what this is the equivalent of, this feeling I have right now,

when women get a really big breast reduction. Oh yeah. That's, can you imagine? Or when the baby finally comes out of you. Or when the baby comes out. I mean, pretty big 10 kilo baby, but you know. Yeah. Someone said, I'm a police officer, we wear 8 to 12 kilos of body armor every day.

Doesn't do much except wreck your back. Oh. They need to look at that. But I texted them back and I said are you not, are you telling me you're not ripped? And they said I am but not from the body armor. Right. And I said no I beg to. I reckon wearing this 8 to 12 kilos every day. It's doing things. Surely it's doing something. It has to do something. I've spent all this money on this weighted vest. Wait, wait, wait, wait. How much money did you spend?

I got on sale for 70 bucks. It's not too bad. Worth every penny. Yeah, I reckon, yeah. Worth every penny. That is Franklin. Here's something for all of us to weigh in on. A situation where a man is asking if he is the a-hole for asking his girlfriend to purchase her own engagement ring.

Ooh. Okay, hard. Wait a second. You need all the details? Always, but... Probably don't, but it's always... On the face of it, it doesn't present well in his favour. Doesn't look great. Doesn't look great. No. Probably don't, but it's always... On the face of it, it doesn't present well in his favour. Doesn't look great. No.

This is what he said. He thinks that she earns a lot of money, right? Yeah. She earns a hell of a lot more money than him. Sure. And so in his mind, if he's proposing to her, which means they're gonna get married, eventually all the money that he earns

and that she earns is gonna be their money. So he's like, why wouldn't she? Just pay for it now. Pay for it now, because in the end it's all just gonna be our money. So that's why he wants her to buy her own engagement ring. He's got the wrong argument. He should have gone for, I can't afford the ring that she will want, so she should chip in so she can get a better ring. I'm not saying that's the

right way to do it either, but there are better ways of... Yeah, he thought it was gonna go down well. He's floated the idea to her and she said that she was really offended and that she wouldn't fully pay for her own ring and that she doesn't even know if she wants to get married now. Nah, because he sucked the joy out of it. Sucked all the joy out of it. So it was she wants you normally if you've got a good one, she wants you to propose to her with a ring that you've chosen or you go and get the ring later. But it's not about that. It's not about.

In my opinion, you're right. It's not about how much an engagement ring costs. He could have went out and had a custom-made ring and put lots of thought and energy and time into a ring that doesn't cost a ton of money. And that is what she would want. He could have even got a placeholder like a lot of people do and said, and just do the proposal, don't focus on the ring, just say this is a place, hold a ring, I want to spend the rest of my life with you,

let's go and choose a ring, and you're not gonna do that on the spot, and then you can have the conversation later and you go, hey, by the way, I've put aside X amount of money for a ring, I won't be offended if you want to top it up to get a bigger and better ring. I have thought about this, I've tried, I've sat money aside.

If a big big ring is important to you I can't afford that but I won't be offended if you want to add some in. As long as you've put in everything you can. Yeah that's the difference, it's the thought isn't it? I feel like it's the thought, it's the motivation. Imagine he comes up to and he goes hey You know how you earn a ton of money. Do you want to buy your own engagement ring? You let me know. Yeah Like takes so clinical He sounds maybe he wants to get proposed to maybe sounds like it. Here's a text my partner hates shopping I found the ring that I like told told him the cost, asked him for his credit

card. I bought it. I gave it to him to put on my finger. Five years later, still going strong. That works for you. That's different though. That is different. That's different because you have come out and you've gone. You're leading the charge on that. Love you. I know you're going to propose to me. I know you are. And I know that you're

not going to get the ring right. So I'm going to sort it out. I'll take care of everything. I'll give it to you to give back to me. Done and dusted. Yeah. Yeah. Your husband didn't come up to you and go, Hey, do you just want to go buy your own ring? You know? Yeah. Cause you're richer than me. And eventually your money is going to be my money anyway. And then I'll just be able to spend your money Anyway, so let's just use your money. Are we right Claudia? We're taking all the romance out of the joy out of it. I was on board for a second, but now I'm like Nah, you can do better. I agree with you called someone takes turns at my engagement ring costs

$129 17 years married this March. Rings still going strong. I love that. Yeah, we need to normalise that a little bit more I think. Zane Ames, Brian Clint. If this was you, would you call off the wedding? A bride has, or a soon to be bride, has asked her friends and family what she should do in this situation

where her fiance has spent a lot of money out of the join account for his bucks party. Oh. For the stag do. It wasn't organized either. There was no discussion about using the money. So essentially they had a join account where they've been saving for a number of months for the honeymoon and the wedding and that kind of thing. He goes out has a big stag do ends up buying

a lot of drinks for his friends and some other activities spends it all all the money's gone. Ten grand. Ten grand? Spent ten grand on the stag do. That is a blowout. That is a blowout. Especially because generally the stag isn't meant to pay for anything on a stag day. Yeah that's what I thought. Nor is the hen. It's meant to be... Everybody shouts you. I think it was a full two day stag do. a weekend. Obviously things have gotten out of hand. He's come back, she said,

Hey, you've spent every dollar that you and I have saved for the honeymoon and wedding stuff. She's decided to not make a big deal out of it. And she has said, Look, I'm annoyed and I think it's really selfish, but you just need to figure out a way to get the money that we have both saved for the honeymoon and the wedding. Before the wedding? No, I don't know when. I was going to say, because usually it's about two or three weeks before the wedding the stag do

happens. He's going to be doing some desperate shit to get ten grand back by then. Anyway, he's come back and said and said well you're gonna have to cut costs at your hen's party because we don't have the money now. Oh no no no no no no. We don't have the money to be spending on your hen's party so you need to cut you need to cut some things out of it. He needs to grovel first of all he needs to apologize. Yeah he's gotten too big for his boots thinking she needs to now cut corners. He then needs to go to the group chat where the stag do is organised and go, fellas, you gotta help me out.

I paid for everything on the stag do. Yeah, totally. You're basically like a one man give a little. And you've got to go, hey, guys, you're at my stag do. You meant to be coming to celebrate my wedding help me save my marriage. And any good friend, any good friend will 100% chip in. What do you blow 10 grand on at a stag do? I could take one guess. Oh so she's been more she should be more angry about that. Well I don't know I'm assuming I shouldn't assume but I mean drinks only cost so much. Drinks only cost so much, other things only cost so much.

Oh that's the that's the real grounds for calling them up. Who knows what they got up to but to spend ten grand in a night like yeah. Anytime you dip into the joint account in a major way without discussing it first, it's at least grounds for a conversation. I feel like bad when I go to the supermarket and I buy bits and pieces and put it on the joint account and I feel like I'm gonna be questioned on what I bought. It's gonna be a family meeting when the bank account's getting balanced.

I never am and it never happens. Maybe I should buy something big on the joint account. See what happens. See if I can get away with it. See how long you get away with it. Like you should have the money off to the side just in case. Yes, let's use my relationship as an experiment. Can we get something out of it? Yeah. Well, I can buy something for the show. Yep.

What do we want? A Ninja Creamy. Yeah, Ninja Slushy. Ninja Slushy and we can have it here at the studio. Yeah, we want? A ninja creamy. Yeah, ninja slushy. Ninja slushy, and we can have it here at the studio. Yeah, yeah, we want the ninja sweet. We can make margaritas on a Friday in the studio. Do it, see what happens. Yeah, yeah.

We wanna know this afternoon about unauthorized spending that came out of the joint account in your relationship. Yeah, who was it? Was it you that did some unauthorised spending on the joint account or was it your partner? We're talking motorbikes, we're talking boats, we're talking really expensive pairs of shoes.

Knights out. Yeah, anything sizeable where you didn't have permission to spend the money. You were like, wait a second, there's gonna be a conversation about this? Oh, $800 and then where you can text your stories into 9696, you can dob yourself or your partner in. Dad Am's Bree and Clint podcast.

We're just talking about someone who blew 10 grand out of the joint account on their own stag day, which is just mental. It's outrageous. That's the ultimate. But I think the craziest bit is that he's not remorseful about it. Yeah. Like that's a blowout of all blowouts. That's huge anxiety. That's all of the bad things. That's like on your hands and knees groveling. But to double down. And it wasn't even like it was just his money. Like they both saved that money together. Anyway we're asking who dipped into the joint account. Anonymous it was you. Hey mate how are you? Yeah we're all right. Good thanks. account. Anonymous, it was you. Hey, mate, how are you? Yeah, we're all right.

Good, thanks. What happened, Anonymous? Oh, well, my fiancee at the time went over the fees and I thought it'd be a nice bonus if I did a house for a little renovation. Well, I renovated the house and she didn't like it too much. You renovated her house without asking? Yeah, our house. Yeah, we had a joint account about forty two thousand and it ended up bloody renovating the whole house to the kitchen outside to the deck, the fences. How long was she overseas for?

Oh, about three months. She came back from South Africa. Oh, yeah, that didn't end well. So five years later in a court case. Wait, what? You later in a court case. Wait! What, you guys aren't together anymore? It actually like broke you guys up?

No, no, that finished the relationship fully. Really? Wow. Yeah, it's pretty hell. Was it because she hated all of your design choices or she just didn't like the idea that you didn't include her in the process? A bit of both, man. Yeah.

I thought it would be a good idea in the end to... Did you genuinely... I'm so interested in the psychology of this. Did you genuinely think that she was going to be happy and impressed and that you were doing a good thing? Yeah, 100%. We bought the house from the market with the intention to sell it and flip it. Yeah, right. I was like, man, this is perfect. I've done the house, you've been away. Come back, no. House will stay away from me. I feel like Anonymous, I kind of would love that. Cause I wouldn't want to be living around the chaos

and it would be, you know, all that kind of thing. So if I came home. But you'd want to know, cause you'd want to know what colour the walls are going to be. You'd want to know what colour the bench top is going to be. Yeah, but at that point, if it was all done and it looked great and I'd kind of just be like... I guess if you were renovating it to sell right anonymous it doesn't matter as much?

Nah, exactly so. So we ended up, well I put it on market on an auction and we ended up selling it about five months later. Now I bet you got all your money back plus more anonymous. Oh yeah, we made a tidy five figure on top. Yeah, exactly. So do you regret it or nah? I mean, I regret finishing it with her but the actual house, no not at all. Yeah fair enough. Okay Yeah, yeah, I understand. Do you miss her anonymous? Yeah, a little bit. I can't deny that but I've moved on with my life. Yeah, no I hear you

But obviously yeah, if you if you could go back would you maybe ask your partner before you renovated the entire house and used all the savings? Oh yeah, I'd put it out there for all the bikes, just checking, eh? Yeah, maybe just a quick phone call, you know? It's good public service, Anonymous, we appreciate it. Oh, wild, Anonymous. Chicken first. You can come and renovate my house any time you want, don't even have to tell me. I'll Good public service, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Wild, Anonymous. Chicken first. You can come and renovate my house any time you want.

Don't even have to tell me. I'll take it any time. The ZM Podcast Network. Brie Inglis. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do it, you birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. Brayden's here to go first. Hi, Brayden.

Hi, Brayden. Hi. How was your weekend, Brayden's here to go first. Hi Brayden. Hi Brayden. Hi. How was your weekend, Brayden? Pretty good. Oh, that's good to hear, Brayden. Well, mate, all we need is your birthday. Okay, the 20th of November, 2008. Ooh, okay, Brayden.

That means you only turned 16 last year in 2024. And here's your birthday banger. ["Better Than a Lie"] Oh, he's starting to rip up. Gracie Abrams, she was just here. That's so true. What do you reckon, Brayden? Pretty good. Pretty good.

That's a great one from Gracie Abrams. Anyone know if she dropped a Kick It In The Dick at her Australia shows yet? Yeah, I haven't Yeah. Anyone know if she dropped a kicker in the dick at her Australia shows yet? Yeah, I haven't heard. Anybody know? Yeah, yeah. I haven't heard if she did. Okay, wait there, we're gonna do a birthday banger for Anna.

Hi Anna. Well, Anna, Anna, Anna. Anna. Anna. What did you do for your weekend, Anna? I had a really good weekend actually. As you'll find out soon, it's my birthday coming up on Sunday. Once it doubles as Mother's Day. So my husband made it extra special for me and he changed Mother's Day to the Sunday just gone.

So to make sure I had two special days. So I had a pretty cool weekend. You married a good one Arna. I label him a unicorn honestly. He's what all men should aim to be like. Oh wow. How would you feel if you went away for a bit and came home and had renovated your whole house without asking you? I trust my husband,

and if that's something that he was to do, it would, you know, for the benefit of us and our family, so. Wow. God, isn't it so nice to be in the presence of a really truly healthy relationship? So nice, Ana. Very lovely.

Okay, so your birthday, give it to us, the exact date. 11th of May, 92. Right, you were 16 in 08, here's your birthday banger. ["Make Love"] 16 and oh wait here's your birthday banger. I wanna make love in this club. Make love in this club. Make love in this club. Perfect man, perfect birthday banger in my opinion, Anna.

Yeah I rate this song. Yeah same. Bit of Usher, love in this club. Got some friends ruling. Very 2008, wait there. Emma is gonna do their birthday banger. Hi Emma. Hello, hi guys, how you doing? Do you have a perfect

relationship too Emma? I mean, yes, I'm gonna say yes, just in case he's listening. But yes, I do. My husband's great, I love him dearly. As much as Anna loves her husband? I'll give it to Anna. Yeah, give it to her. I don't know if anyone loves their husband more than Anna. Hey mate, what is your birthday? The 18th of April 1996. Alright, that means you were 16, Emma in 2012. We've done our calculations. This was at the top. Oh, that's a banger.

That's a banger. Oh, to Justin Bieber. Banger! I love a bit of JB. Who doesn't hey? All the people who thought that line was I could be a German. What is it? I could be a gentleman. Yeah yeah. Wait there Emma we've got to choose between the Biebs, Usher and Gracie Abrams. I am voting for Anna and her perfect husband, Usher Love in this club. I love all three today, but I've got to go with Justin Bieber boyfriend. Ooh, we're split. We're split down the middle, which means Claudia, it's your choice today. Ahem. So I've got the power. You do.

And I'm going to put that power towards Justin Bieber. It feels right. Ooh. Yeah, hot. I've never heard of some birthday banger before. The wrong choice, but I respect it, Claudia. Thank you. Emma, you won birthday banger.

Congratulations. Thank you. I'm sorry it was made. Nice work, Emma. have a good one. Bre and Clint ZM's 2012 I got money in my hands that I'd really like to block. Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe. It's ZM's Bre and Clint podcast.

If I was your boyfriend. The winner of birthday banger today is Justin Bieber's boyfriend. It was number one in April 2012, 2012, 13 years ago. If I was your boyfriend I'd renovate your home. When you flew across the globe girl I'd do it alone. You would affinate it and then you'd break up with me. We'd end up in court. If I was your boyfriend. I'd renovate your home. We are on a quest to find the first ever millennial. We started this on Friday, you may have missed it, but we are trying to find the first ever millennial.

The first one born. We've already figured out that that person would have been born as close to midnight on the 1st of January 1981 as possible. And we think they're here. We think they were born in New Zealand. We do, we do. We have a lead in our quest to find the first ever millennial,

but I mean, every day is a new audience. So if you also fit that criteria, we would love you to call us now on 0800 DALZM or text to 9696, those dates 1st of January 1981 and at this point Any time on the 1st of January 1981 if you know anyone with that birthday yeah can you get in touch with us 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. The longer this takes we're gonna start bumping the data tomorrow 2nd of January yeah or we put a bounty on it yeah a reward a reward yeah a reward a reward put a reward on it Claude are you the first ever millennial?

put a reward on it Claude Claude get the reward it's only Monday it's only Monday why not It's only Monday. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. On Friday, on a whim, we launched a quest to see if we could find the first ever millennial. We figured out they're probably born on as close to midnight on the 1st of January 1981. That's the first year. Millennials run 1981 to 1996. Yeah, so that's the first year that Millennials were born. We put the

call out there to see if they happened to be listening. We didn't manage to track anyone down in the moment but since then we've had some correspondence. We've had a few leads as we say in the investigator business. A few leads. Caud, you've had a message come through? Yes I have. So there was someone who said it wasn't her but her cousin was born on the 1st of January 1981. She's a Kiwi, so she was born in New Zealand. He lives in London. So she's asked, do we want her contact details? And I said, absolutely. She could be the first millennial. She could very well be the first millennial. So I said, yes, we'd love her contact details.

By any chance, do you know what time of day she was born? And I've got the reply, good question. I'll find out and I'll grab her contact details, by any chance do you know what time of day she was born? Yeah. And I've got the reply, good question, I'll find out and I'll grab her contact details. So that's where we're at so far. So we have a Kiwi, born on the 1st of January 1981. That's our strongest lead yet, we haven't got them on the phone yet. That's a great lead. But we're getting close. Okay. Mike has messaged through as well, you're a millennial Mike. Hi Mike. Hiya, how are ya? Good, thank you Mike. When's your birthday, mate? 1st of January 1981.

Wow. 12.16am. What time? 12.16am. Whoa! And what hospital were you born in, Mike? I was born in Aberkenwyg Hospital in Bridgend in God's country Wales.

Oh no. Oh. Yes, there we go. country Wales. Oh no! Not Wales! It could have been you, but I mean the time zone. I was definitely the first UK millennial. Yeah I was going to say you would be. I was in the paper apparently, mother of the picture, taking with me being the first baby in the UK. Really?

Did they ever name for millennials on the first day of millennialism? I think it was called Legends Day. Legends Day. Mike I've just done a quick conversion 12 16am Wales time would have been 11, 16 a.m. New Zealand time. Oh yeah, so nearly half a day here. So, I mean, it doesn't mean that you're- I mean, it's all looking good. No, it doesn't mean you're not the world's first millennial. We just have to have a dry spell on New Year's Day

for 11 hours. You just hope that a lot of pregnant women held it in, Mike. Who can say they have a dry spell over the Christmas period, eh? Not many. Not many, Mike. Who can say they have a dry spell over the Christmas period, eh? Not many. Not many, Mike. Not many.

Not many. Hardly anyone. No, not your mum. You, at the moment, are our- You're our front runner, Mike. You're our front runner. As far as we're concerned, you're the first millennial that we've spoken to.

You know? Yes. And not just that, I am a long time listener, first time caller. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.

Oh, I couldn't get any better. Yeah. Born on Legends Day. He's a legend. He's a legend. Lessons to the Brian Clint Show, who would have thunk it? We are gonna have some kind of crowning ceremony, Mike, just like your mum had on the 1st of January, 1981.

That'd be great, yeah. For the original millennial, when we locate them. Get a little prize pack put together, a trophy. At the moment, it's you, okay? That'd be nice, because it actually doesn't come with any perks whatsoever. No. Yeah, about time you reap the rewards, Mike.

100%. All right, we'll be in touch. If you know someone who could be the world's first millennial, we would love their information. You can text it to us at 9696, or you can message us on our social media. That's easy as two. That'd be great.

Obviously, to claim all the prizes, we will need a birth certificate. Oh yeah, or a letter from your mum. Or a letter from your mum saying... Yeah, perfect. And at this stage, you've got to beat Mike. Mike is the one to beat. You need to have been born before 11.16am New Zealand time on the 1st of January 1981

to be the original millennial. Can we find the first ever millennial? We'll find out. Play ZM's Breanne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.