ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th October 2022

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. Hi everyone, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hi. Hey. Guys, something bad happened in my house yesterday. Oh no. Did it?
Starting point is 00:00:22 So obviously I'm away at the moment. You're living in a hotel. I'm living in a hotel, but my partner is still at home. And something that I haven't really talked about on the show is that I've got two dogs now, which it'll all come out, you know, why I haven't talked about it later. But anyway, my- Do you realize how many secrets?
Starting point is 00:00:41 Do you feel that at the moment that your life is all secrets? I don't know who you are anymore. We're not allowed to talk about, we haven't been allowed to talk about your secret dog. We don't know what the secret TV show is. Can we talk about your secret tattoo? No, that is one that I will never reveal. What about your secret addiction? Well, I mean, we can talk about that eventually, you know, that's relatable.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Monetize that. What about your secret sound? Hold on, secret sound, that's relatable. Monetize that. What about your secret sound? Hold on. Secret sound. What's this? Oh, damn, that would have been good if I had a fart. I was waiting for that bit. You're yuck.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Anyway. I tried to push it out. Don't try too hard. Anyway. Talk about your house. I'll get a hernia. Anyway, my, because we did, you know how we do on the show these days, what did your dog eat?
Starting point is 00:01:27 Yeah. Yesterday my new dog, who is eight months old, got into the cupboard where we keep the dog food, right? Uh-oh. The dried food. And she found she got this bag of dried food that was closed. It was closed up, but she decided she would chew a hole through it and she ate three quarters of a bag of dried food.
Starting point is 00:01:52 How big was the bag? So the bag I think is about two kilos. So she ate so much. We saw the bag. It was on your Instagram earlier this week. Yeah, that bag. Oh, one of those bags. Is her tummy okay?
Starting point is 00:02:06 So she looked like she was pregnant and she was feeling so, so sorry for herself. She had diarrhea all day, like she was in a bad way. Like she'd eaten so much food. My partner looked on the back of the packet. She'd eaten enough for the equivalent of a dog that weighs 150 kilos. Oh dear. Wow. So bad. You just have to like let it pass. There's nothing you can do.
Starting point is 00:02:36 There's nothing you can do because I googled it and was like, is she going to die? But no, they were just kind of like, she literally would have eaten herself sick. Like the only reason she would have stopped is because she would have felt violently ill. And I was like, hashtag relatable. Yeah, we've all been there. We've all ate so much that we wanted to shit up. I mean, throw up a little bit. Yeah, shit.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Anyway, so. Yikes. I have a dog update too if you want one. Yeah, I want one. Is it pregnant? My dog's a boy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this would be a great update too if you want one Yeah I want one Is it pregnant? My dog's a boy Well this would be a great update if it was pregnant Yeah that'd be amazing
Starting point is 00:03:10 He went to daycare today and they said he can't come back Because he's still intact And he does too much of the humper humper Really? He's not allowed to go to daycare until he gets the dog vasectomy Yeah Are you guys going to get him fixed Claude? Eventually but he's only six months old He's not allowed to go to daycare until he gets the dog vasectomy Yeah Are you guys going to get him fixed, Claude? Eventually, but he's only six months old
Starting point is 00:03:28 He's only little Tell him to go and see my guy Can you get him a good deal? Yeah Is it all the same, really? Yeah, two for one Oh, it's much more violent for a dog I think they fully remove the nuts, don't they?
Starting point is 00:03:39 They take them out completely I wonder if they can give a dog a vasectomy But not take their nuts off a dog a vasectomy but not take their nuts off, like a human vasectomy. Well, no, with the dog one, you're trying to stop the testosterone production as well, aren't you? Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, wait. Did you hear that?
Starting point is 00:03:55 No. It sounded like the cheer. Oh, three. That was a fluff. We were talking about dog balls. Way to bring the tone down. Let's get out of here, everybody. Enjoy the podcast.
Starting point is 00:04:04 We'll see you tomorrow. Bye to bring the tone down. Let's get out of here, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Come in there. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. This is Tradie versus Lady, New Zealand's premier quiz show
Starting point is 00:04:21 where we're trying to find the smartest tradie and or lady in the country. The scores for the year are 72 games to the ladies, 88 games to the tradies. Bear in mind, some of those tradies have been lady tradies, so maybe the scores should be more close. Who knows? Let's see how we go today. Our lady is calling in from Thames. She's 27 years old and she's about to have a baby. There is four weeks to go. Welcome to the show, Charlie Charlie
Starting point is 00:04:50 Hello Hello, I thought you'd gone to labour for a second Sorry I was like, oh, it's come early It's come early You got your grab bag ready to go and take off as soon as it's time Oh, we're ready Yeah?
Starting point is 00:05:01 Ready as First baby? Second Second baby. Oh, your old hand. It's all good. I was going to try and scare you a little bit about how hard having kids is if you was your first, but no, you're good to go.
Starting point is 00:05:12 We're good to go. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from Whanganui. He's 21, and he's seven foot tall. Holy shit. Welcome to the show, Josh. Yeah, get it. What sort of car does a seven-foot man drive, Josh?
Starting point is 00:05:28 Oh, just a Toyota Hiace at the moment. Hiace. That's the key, right? It's got to have high in it. It's obviously got to be a Hiace, high lux, high cab, something like that. Yeah, mate. Wow, more work there, really, eh? Yeah, good stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Okay, your buzz is tradie. Charlie, yours is lady. Whoever gets three of these right first is going to win $50 cash from KFC. So good luck to both of you. Here comes your very first question. Kelly, Sharon, Jack and Ozzy are all members of which famous family? Lady. Yes, Charlie.
Starting point is 00:06:04 The Osbournes. It is the Osbournes. The original reality TV family. Okay, one point to the ladies. Question number two. Oh, I know, Jack. Oh, Josh, it'll come. Yeah, nah.
Starting point is 00:06:15 You'll get there. Stay positive. Question number two. What instrument does a flautist play? Oh, God. What instrument does a flautist play? Oh, God. What instrument does a flautist play? It's a wind instrument.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Trady. Yes. Josh. Is it a flute? It is a flute. A flautist plays a flute. Good. One point each. Question number three. Legendary Kiwi muso Dave Dobbin has just been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Name a Dave Dobbin song. Trade. Do you want to buzz in with lady, Charlie? Yeah. Yeah, what is it? Loyal. Loyal. Yeah, great call.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Come on, Josh, you've got to stay in this, okay? You need this. We've got this, Come on, Josh. You've got to stay in this, okay? You need this. We've got this. You've got this. Use all seven foot of that brain of yours and go for it. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Hollywood actress Lisa Kudrow is being sighted around Wellington at the moment. Which friend was she? Lady. Charlie. Phoebe. Phoebe is correct. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Hey, well done, Charlie. $50 to go towards nappies or baby wipes or maybe just chocolate for you after the baby arrives. Congratulations. Thank you. All good. Thanks, my mates at KFC. Bree and Clint. Right now I want to our mates at KFC.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Right now I want to ask the question, who ruined the wedding night? An Aussie couple's wedding has ended in disaster after the groom did something that really cut the wedding short, actually. He's trying to serenade his new wife, sing her a song do her a little dance bam he hit the deck hard uh the footage which i'm about to play you a little bit of shows a guy from sydney named adam telling his um bride helen how much he loves her before he busts out some serious dad dance moves uh He dances in a circle before he slips over and he falls on his shoulder. He kind of breaks his fall with his wrist. And then the very next clip shows him being stretched out by paramedics.
Starting point is 00:08:35 This is him speaking in the gurney, still at the wedding, on some pretty serious painkillers, I think. Have a listen. I was just singing a classic love song. I thought it was really romantic, and then I just took a spill on probably
Starting point is 00:08:51 a corona. What do you reckon you've done? I think I've dislocated the elbow. It is a dislocated elbow too. He spent the rest of the night in hospital. His wife got a photo of the two of them in his hospital bed she's still wearing her wedding dress and he is in a sling
Starting point is 00:09:10 on like a full oxygen mask he looks very doped up on painkillers I've done this exact injury that he has done before it is so painful it's so painful and you think for a little bit that you can carry on with the party you can't he wouldn't party. You can't.
Starting point is 00:09:25 He wouldn't have even been able to lift up a drink or something like that. It's brutal. So the wedding had to be cut short. Although you could keep partying. Would you keep partying without the bride and groom there? Would you keep going? I mean, I probably would. Yeah. I mean, if they're good friends, they'd go.
Starting point is 00:09:41 That's what they would have wanted. I feel like they would want you to, right? They're like, please drink the bartend. You're like, please stop looking at us. This is so embarrassing. We've paid the DJ until midnight. Please just party. Go hard. She captioned the photo of her in bed with him at the hospital
Starting point is 00:09:53 in sickness and in health. That's good. I want to know this afternoon, could you give us a call on 0800-DIAL-ZM or maybe you can text your story into 9696. Who ruined the wedding night? Not the day, the night part. Who ruined
Starting point is 00:10:09 the party or directly after the party? The bit where you're meant to, you know, make the marriage official. 0800 dial ZM or you can text it into 9696. Who ruined the wedding night? Brian Clint. Jordan's here. Hi Jordan. G'day. Was it your wedding that got ruined? No and Clint. Jordan's here. Hi, Jordan.
Starting point is 00:10:25 G'day. Was it your wedding that got ruined? No, it wasn't my wedding. It was my cousin's wedding, and it wasn't ruined, but it did make everybody go silent in the church. Okay. Oh, right at the start, at the church? Yeah, right at the start, yep.
Starting point is 00:10:38 All right, what happened? So as the bride was coming in, the lady that was taking the ceremony actually tripped over and fell over and face-planted. Right as the bride was coming in, the lady that was taking the ceremony actually tripped over and fell over and face-planted. Oh. Right as the bride was coming in, so they had to stop the bride from coming in. Well, she got up and everybody made sure she was okay and carried on. Who face-planted? The lady that was taking the ceremony, the one that does all that.
Starting point is 00:10:57 The celebrant? Yeah. Oh. She tripped over. Was she all right? Yeah, she was fine. But everybody in the church just being quiet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:09 What do we do? I went to a friend's wedding one time and it was in like a garden. The ceremony was in a garden and they were coming down from a house, which was at the top of the garden and there were stairs down. And you know how each bridesmaid comes in one by one before the bride? First bridesmaid comes in, second bridesmaid comes in, third bridesmaid tumbles from the top of the stairs down to the bottom, like rolls, and everyone just goes, oh!
Starting point is 00:11:40 But because she's further down, the bride is coming directly behind her and hasn't seen that the bride, it's not funny, by the way, hasn't seen that she's taken a fall. And so someone's like, stop the bride, stop the bride. We can't do the big reveal until the bridesmaid's back on her feet. So I know what you're saying, Jordan. It didn't ruin the wedding, but it's a very like. And also there was another thing that happened in the same wedding as well.
Starting point is 00:12:03 One of the groom's best men actually fainted. What, at the altar? Yeah, because it was, yeah, at the altar. Yep, he fainted because it was too hot. It was a hot day. It was a really hot day, and he passed out. A lot of falling over at that wedding. Yeah, it was quite exciting, actually.
Starting point is 00:12:23 For you. Should have been a sit-down wedding. Tori's here. Hi, Tori. Hi. Your wedding that got ruined? It was my wedding, and I wouldn't call it ruined. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:33 But my husband lost the room key to our romantic accommodation for the night. To the honeymoon suite? To the honeymoon suite, yeah. So you've left the party, and you've headed back to the room. To the honeymoon suite? To the honeymoon suite, yeah. So you've left the party and you've gone, you've headed back to the room. And of course, that's where he carries you over the threshold, right? For the first time as husband and wife
Starting point is 00:12:53 and he doesn't have the key. So what do you do? How did you get into the room? So we actually sat there for about half an hour waiting for the reception attendant to, in full wedding attire, yeah, waiting for the reception attendant to in full wedding attire, yeah, waiting for the reception attendant to come and unlock it for us. What time of the night do you reckon it was?
Starting point is 00:13:10 Oh, 3am. Half an hour at 3am with no food to tide you over. I don't know about you, Tori, but I reckon that's a mood killer. It really was. I reckon, and you don't have to say too much, but I reckon it's straight to sleep as soon as you get out of the bedroom. Straight really was. I reckon, and you don't have to say too much, but I reckon it's straight to sleep
Starting point is 00:13:25 as soon as you get out of bed. Straight to bed. Straight to bed. We'll consummate this another time, babe. I need to go to
Starting point is 00:13:32 sleep. There you go. All right. Well, good to hear. Thank you for sharing your story. Bree and Clint. Listen up, renters.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Producer Ella has come to us with a bit of a renting issue today, a landlord issue. And I really don't know if this is fair, the thing that you've told us.
Starting point is 00:13:46 You said it was bad timing. I think it could be borderline illegal, this thing that you told us about. I wonder that. And I think obviously it isn't. It's just not nice. There's a lot of rules around what you're allowed to do as a landlord and what you're not allowed to do.
Starting point is 00:14:01 So if you're an expert, I'd love you to listen up to what's going on with Ella's partner at the moment. And can you text us and tell not allowed to do. So if you're an expert, I'd love you to listen up to what's going on with Ella's partner at the moment. And can you text us and tell us? What to do? Yeah. So give us the details. So I get a message today from a boyfriend, Ryan,
Starting point is 00:14:15 saying I have to be out of my flat, which he literally just moved into like a week ago. He has to move out in 28 days. The owners, they dropped that they wanted to do work on the house, on the flat, and so everyone needs to be out. 28 days? 28 days is the notice they're giving them. And he's been in the flat for a week?
Starting point is 00:14:34 Literally. Was it a new flat when he moved into it, or did he join an existing flat? Joined an existing one. Oh, okay. I thought he had just signed up to a new lease and they were an existing one. Oh. Okay. I thought he had just signed up to a new lease and they were kicking it. Oh, no. It is stink and it is like, I mean.
Starting point is 00:14:53 They can do that. How long have the other flatmates been there? They've probably been there for. Yeah, I think it's people come and go, kind of like a young flat. No, I was about to get all Judge Judy and self-righteous on us and go, there's no way. We are not standing for this. I just think it's terrible.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Like they're advertising another room as well. And it's like someone was about to move in this weekend. I have a question. Yeah. So it was an advertised room. By the flatmates or by the landlord? Flatmates. Surely the landlord would know that there's an open room.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Because there'd be a changeover and money going and all that. You don't have to ask the landlord. But they would know if there's an open room. No one's paying for a room that's empty. No, if the whole flat is paying for the place together. If I've got the lease, if you and me flat together with Ella, and I've got the lease, and I pay the landlord, and you pay me into the flat account
Starting point is 00:15:45 each week I don't have to tell the landlord who's moving into Ella's room do I? Oh annoying Unless the landlord's
Starting point is 00:15:51 renting them individually Nah It sucks though It's fine It's just annoying But someone is saying on the text that owners have to
Starting point is 00:15:58 give 90 days to the tenants So Is it 90 days? That's what two people have said Hmm Big hmm It sucks though So if anyone has a nice room in Auckland for Ryan my boyfriend Penance. Is it 90 days? That's what two people have said. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Hmm. Big hmm. It sucks though. So if anyone has a nice room in Auckland for Ryan, my boyfriend. I think they're allowed to kick you out in four weeks if they say they're going to move into it. Yeah. Like if they're going to. They're going to do work on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Ugh. Sucks. Nah, stink buzz. I was going to try and be all social justice for you there and take it all the way to the top. But nah, I think your boyfriend's. I think he's moving in with you. I think he's coming to live at your parents' place. Yo!
Starting point is 00:16:28 Mum will be stoked. Will she? No. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Our man in Hollywood, Dean McCarthy,
Starting point is 00:16:43 has got the details on Will Smith's next movie, the first movie since the Chris Rock Oscars slap, Dean. Hi, Clay. Yeah, you know, I mean, that was unforgettable, that moment at the Oscars, and a lot of people said that Will Smith's career was done and dusted. Well, it is now back on track,
Starting point is 00:17:00 I guess, in a way, you could say. It's an Apple release, and it's called Emancipation, and it is a $120 million movie, a runaway slave thriller. Now, it's going to be his first big movie back.
Starting point is 00:17:14 It's coming out in, I think it's December is what it's slated for. Yeah, December 2. And it will be in theaters and begin streaming on December 9 is when you can, of course, watch it from home on Apple TV+. So why have they, you know, why has everyone moved on so fast? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:30 I mean, he did apologize. He was removed from the Academy for 10 years, as you know. He was able to keep his Oscar. And in Hollywood, people kind of move on, I guess, in a way. I don't know. Well, yeah. If people go and see it, they'll still make the movie because they've got to make money.
Starting point is 00:17:45 I heard, Dean, that this movie was shot before the Chris Rock slap and was actually already meant to be released. So they've just been sitting on it, waiting for the right time to go, all right, are people ready for another Will Smith movie? And they've decided, yeah, okay, about a year afterwards is about the right time to release this movie. Is that what you heard as well? Mate, that's exactly right. There's actually a couple of his projects were shelved. So he had, I think, two more other projects. One was something about, almost like a biopic,
Starting point is 00:18:13 where two of the big studios, I think like Netflix and something else, were outbidding each other. And I think that one's kind of like back on the table as well. Yeah, everything got shelved and paused, and now Apple have decided, yeah, I think that's about enough time. I guess here's the thing, right? They didn't want to do it around Oscars time. So the start of the year was not going to happen
Starting point is 00:18:32 because it would be way too connected. Like if Oscars happens next year, it will be brought right back up again. Has he banned from the Oscars for 10 years, Dane? Yes. But yes, he is. There is one more thing, though, that he has to be very careful of.
Starting point is 00:18:48 December is the Mariah Carey month. That is when All I Want for Christmas comes out. And let's be honest, they defrost her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She comes out and makes another $100 million. Really, it's Mariah's month. I'll be worried for Will.
Starting point is 00:19:03 She'll slap him, I reckon. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. This next story, a little bit awkward, as a bride-to-be says she was left in shock after realising her fiancé had used her engagement ring before. What a tight arse.
Starting point is 00:19:25 So listen to this. So apparently her best friend said to her that she saw a picture on Facebook of the guy's ex wearing the same ring three years ago. Wait, so he hadn't just proposed with it. Someone had said yes to it and gone around wearing it. Yes. Oh, nah, nah. Wait, I got another question.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Is it a family heirloom ring? Like is it his nana's ring or something like that? That's a great question. So apparently her and the best friend were talking about it. She said, I don't want to believe it. It's not the same ring. And the best friend said it was a unique design and there's no way it could be a coincidence and then they matched up the rings so it doesn't say if it was or if it wasn't i feel like they would have said
Starting point is 00:20:16 if it was a family heirloom or not um because then i mean that's a different story in my opinion yeah and that's a tricky one i mean i guess I guess you just go, oh, well, that ring didn't work out. Because whether you believe in it or not, that ring's cursed. Yeah, it's got bad juju. And it doesn't make you feel special as the person receiving it. You know, you're not like, this was picked for me. This is all about us. It's not.
Starting point is 00:20:45 It's strike two. Exactly. It's a pre-worn engagement ring. How do you feel? What if he had got the ring back and then he had, you know, reset it, melted it down and changed it into a different design? Does that still count? Still feels weird.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Yeah, it does because it's the same rock and I'm not saying you should throw it in the bin or anything and we don't need to be wasteful about these things. Just sell it. Yeah, sell it. Start afresh. Because whoever buys it off you to give to their person they're proposing to, they're never going to know.
Starting point is 00:21:20 They're never going to know and there's nothing wrong with a second hand ring. You can't give the same ring to two different women. I feel that's how I feel about it. Yeah, I agree with you. I would be ropeable. I'd be like, wait a minute. So you've already proposed to someone else with this ring.
Starting point is 00:21:38 You couldn't even go out and get a new ring? I'd be so dirty. I'd be dark. I thought we could ask this afternoon, Clint. On 0800 DIAL ZM, what did you do with the ring? And you could be the person, you know, the marriage broke down or the engagement, you know, didn't work out. Did you keep the ring?
Starting point is 00:21:59 Did you give it back to the person? What did you do with the ring? Maybe they just said no. Maybe you dropped a stack of money on the ring and they just said no. I wonder if jewellery places have like a 30-day money back thing on the rings. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Do they? Like if anyone works at like a Michael Hill or like a Partridge or a bloody, what's the, Walker and Hall, can you text us? Like if someone buys a ring to propose with and there's a chance a person's going to say no, do you accept the ring back? Yeah, can you take out a they said no insurance? But then is that ring cursed?
Starting point is 00:22:37 Because I want to know if I'm going into Pasco's to pick up a ring. I want to know if some woman has said no to it already, if that ring's got, you know, bad juju about it. You'll never know. That's not something they'll disclose. 0800 dials at Emma. You can text us on 9696. What happened to the ring when the proposal or the marriage broke down?
Starting point is 00:22:57 Yeah, who's got it? What did you do with it? Bree and Clint. We've asked you what did you do with the ring. Melissa's here. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Mel. What happened? Well, what happened with the the ring? Melissa's here. Hi Melissa. Hi Mel. What happened?
Starting point is 00:23:07 Well what happened with the marriage first? It was an engagement. We were just, we met when I was 16. Got engaged when I was 20. Had a baby when I was 21. Yeah. And then we just grew up
Starting point is 00:23:22 at a slightly different speed. Yeah. Good way to, nice way to put it. I like that. Delicate. Yeah, so it just didn't work out. But we had a child. So I didn't want to completely get rid of the ring per se.
Starting point is 00:23:39 So I sold the gold and kept the diamonds for the kid. I think that's fair. Sold the gold and kept the diamonds for the kid. I think that's fair. Sold the gold and kept the diamonds for the kid. Oh, I've lost Melissa. She's gone. Oh, she's gone. That's a good way of doing it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Someone on the text machine said, I left my marriage, kept the rings, and sold them to pay rent. Left the marriage, kept the rings, sold them to pay rent. Fair enough. You've got to do what you've got to do in that situation. Craig's here. Hi, Craig. Hi, Craig.
Starting point is 00:24:11 What happened to the ring, Craig? This was two weeks ago. It's only an engagement ring, but we had a little falling out in a drunken state in front of her. I put it in my mouth and swallowed it. What? What? it. What? What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Craig? So I spent a bit more information than you probably want to know, but I spent two days looking down the toilet just in case. Two nights later, she came and stayed at my house and we sorted our differences out. And I was very apologetic. And she got up at six o'clock and left for work the next morning and I said my goodbyes and she left and I went to the toilet and something was glittering at me down the toilet. Craig, this is chaos. Craig,
Starting point is 00:24:58 this story is nearly unbelievable to me. Honestly, honestly, honestly and then sure enough I I was going to flush the toilet thinking I dropped a screw down there or something. I don't know what. And then it suddenly hit me that, hang on a minute. This might be. Okay, I got a lot of questions. I got a lot of questions. Did you get the ring?
Starting point is 00:25:15 Does she have it on? No. Yes, she has the ring on. No. Does she know, Craig, where it's come from? She knows. She knows. She knows.
Starting point is 00:25:22 We touched base. We discussed it. Does she know that her ring has passed through your ring? I swallowed it in front of her. I swallowed it in front of her. So she's wearing the pooey ring. No, no, no. It was clean.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I'm sure it was, but, you know, the memory of. Craig, did you mean to swallow the ring? Yeah, I'd had a few and I was very upset Craig, is the diamond a little bit cloudy now? Is it as good a colour? No, luckily it's a blue diamond in there A poo diamond Yeah, and it's blue stone in there
Starting point is 00:25:59 A poo diamond, Craig Well, yeah Craig, that's the weirdest argument I've ever heard But I'm really glad you got the ring back And I'm glad you guys patched things up, okay? Thank you yeah. Craig, that's the weirdest argument I've ever heard, but I'm really glad you got the ring back and I'm glad you guys patched things up, okay? Thank you very much. Yeah, good. What a very interesting story.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Really appreciate you sharing that with us. Like just one of the most interesting stories I've ever heard. I mean, how are we going to top that? You weren't expecting that from what happened to the ring, were you? Was not. Hey, someone text through. This is quite interesting. They said, not a ring, but my ex bought me a gold necklace
Starting point is 00:26:27 for Christmas last year. On the same day he bought it, I found out that he cheated. I never got the necklace. I never wanted it after that. A friend of mine saw a photo of his new girlfriend wearing it. Wow. Oh, no. You want to tell her, right?
Starting point is 00:26:47 You want to be like, I hope you're enjoying my necklace and my boyfriend. Finally, Kim, what happened to the ring? Well, it wasn't an engagement ring. It was a Valentine's ring and it was very pretty and very blitzy. And we had gone our separate ways.
Starting point is 00:27:03 He was now seeing someone else. I moved back to New Zealand with our son, and I took our son over for a holiday with his dad, and, you know, the son and I both met the new girlfriend and everything, and the day we were about to fly back to NZ, him and I were walking through Burwood Shopping Centre in Sydney, and he saw the ring on my finger. And he said to me,
Starting point is 00:27:27 I'll give you 800 bucks for that ring right now. And I'm thinking to myself, hey, duty free on the way home is what I'm thinking. Yeah, fair enough. So he wanted to buy the ring that he'd given you to give to his new girlfriend? Yes, who had seen me wearing the ring. Oh no. She'd already seen it. He'd seen me wearing the ring that he'd given you to give to his new girlfriend? Yes, who had seen me wearing the ring? Oh no. She'd already seen it.
Starting point is 00:27:47 She'd seen me wearing the ring. Kim, please tell me you said to him, I'll take $1,200 and let's call it a day. Oh listen, this was in the 90s. I was happy for the $800. Did you take the money? Did you take the money? Yes, I took the money. And did he give the ring to her?
Starting point is 00:28:05 Yep. Far out. Everyone's happy give the ring to her? Yep. Far out. Everyone's happy. It didn't last. It didn't last. No. It didn't last very long. It didn't last very long.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Very funny. I got all my treats on the way home. Good stuff. Nice work, Kim. She came out on top for sure. That is good. Remember when Craig swallowed that ring and had to fish it out of his own poos Can you imagine him just
Starting point is 00:28:28 Fishing around in the toilet pool It's time for Google Down What the hell I think Google's actually What was that voice I just did? It's time for Google Down. Is that your, like, sexy voice? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:52 I hope not. Maybe I should do this segment in a talk show voice. Talk show? Like a game show voice. Nah, don't. I reckon just do it in your normal voice. All right, from Welcome Back to Google Down, where you guys go head-to-head trying to Google the fastest.
Starting point is 00:29:13 I will give out the questions. You will Google. First to three points will take home the KFC. Yeah, that's not annoying at all. Welcome to the show, Nelson. Hi, Nelson. Hey, how's it going? We're good. Good, thanks. You are the man, Nelson. Hi, Nelson. Hey, how's it going? We're good.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Good, thanks. You are the man, along with me and producer Ella. We've got to stop Claude. She's a Google Down phenomena, okay? Do you reckon you've got the skills to take her down and win that KFC today? I hope so. I'm just trying to find a park to miss it.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Okay, all right. You do that and Brie will tell you how the game works. All right, guys. Here's how it works. I'm going to ask a question, the exact question that I've put into Google. You yell out the exact answer when you have it. If you're the first person to yell out the correct answer, you get a point. First to three points wins.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Got him. What's Claude's handicap this week? How are we going to hold her back? She has to Google on a Nokia. I'll just go find one. Okay, what should we do? What handicap? Should we go? She starts
Starting point is 00:30:13 on minus two. Yeah, I reckon. Well, imagine how amazing you would be if you won. Last week you won the game from negative one. Push yourself a little bit. You know, we've got to give Nelson a chance. You ready to go, Nelson? Should we do this thing?
Starting point is 00:30:27 Yeah, yeah, ready. All right, let's go, Bree. All right, here we go. Question number one. What year did Bebo launch? What year did it launch? 2005. That's right, Clint.
Starting point is 00:30:41 It did launch in 2005. I didn't spell a single word right. Me neither. I could have gone Beobo. I wrote, who you Beobo-laboosh. Beoboosh. 2005, you were there, I was there. I don't reckon Ella was there.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Ella, did you have a Beobo page? No. No. Do you know what Beobo is? No. Cool. Do you know what MySpace is? Yeah, I heard of it.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Amazing. All right, one to Clint. Question number two. What is Anna Kendrick's net worth? And what is her net worth is the answer I'm looking for. $20 million. No, Nelson. I'm going to say...
Starting point is 00:31:20 Nelson, did you say $20 million? Yeah, $20 million. Yep, I thought you did. Nelson, don't say 20 million? Yeah, 20 million. Yep, I thought you did. Nelson, don't buzz in, okay? Don't buzz in. Just yell out the answer. All right, my best. We'll give it to you.
Starting point is 00:31:33 We'll give it to you, okay? Yeah. One to me, one to Nelson. None to Claude. Minus two for Claude. All right, question number three. How many Mondays are there in the year 2022? One second.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Oh, gosh. 52. Wait, that's weeks. Wait, no, 52. Locking in. 51. No, 52. It was a trick question.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Of course there's 52. Did I get that? No, producer Claude got that one. Is there exactly 52? Yeah. Did I get that? No, Producer Claude got that one. Is there exactly 52? Yeah. Exactly 52 Mondays in the year 2022. That's what comes up on Google anyway, so that's the answer I'm accepting.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Producer Claude moves to minus one. Here comes question number four. How old is the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I was there. 849. No. 849 years old. That's old.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Producer Claude, I will accept that answer. No, you won't. You just said 849. What else would it be? She said, how old is it? And you said 849. Yeah, but how old are you? I'm fine, okay. Clint, she started on minus two.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Give her a break. I'm on zero. She's now on zero. All right, Claude's on zero. Clint's on one. She's gaining on me and Nelson. Nelson is on one. Here comes question number five.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Who invented the microphone? Microphone. McIntosh. My Wi-Fi is not working. This sucks. Oh, gosh. Producer. James Edward Maceo West.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Was Nelson saying the same thing? Yeah, but James Edward Maceo West. I'm saying Johan Philip Rice. Well, someone's right. I'm giving it to Nelson. He's on two. But who's right? I got it. How is there a colour photo of the guy that invented the microphone?
Starting point is 00:33:36 That doesn't seem legit. But anyway. Yeah, it seems weird, doesn't it? But I'm accepting it. All right, Nelson, you're in the lead on two points. Clint's on one. Producer Claude is on zero. Here comes question number six.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Ella's out, by the way. No. Ella is out. What? How many different types of palm trees are there? How many different types of palm trees are there? Producer Claude is out of that one. 47? 47. Palm trees, are they? Producer Claude is out of that one. 47.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Clint, can he find it? You have unlimited time. This is impossible. 39. I have a new answer. Okay. What's your new answer, Clint? I mean, Claude?
Starting point is 00:34:27 2,600. I'm going to give it to Claude. That's what I was looking for. All right. Yeah, next one. Next one, question number seven. How many number one hits has Lady Gaga had? It's fun watching Claudia.
Starting point is 00:34:47 That's right, Producer Claude. Oh, what the heck? You're kidding. So now it's a tie-break between Nelson and Claude. Come on, Nelson. That is correct. Okay, I'm just Googling a new question. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:35:03 For the win, what is the temperature in Auckland right now? 14 degrees Celsius. Oh, she's done it! That is unbelievable. She has won from a negative two handicap. Nelson, you should not feel bad about that loss because that's superhuman. That's a hollow victory though because Nelson did so well. He's going to get some
Starting point is 00:35:30 KFC. Don't worry about him. We're going to give you the 50 KFC chicken dollars, Nelson. Nice work. Producer Claude, your handicap next week will be that you're not allowed to play. Blindfold her. Clint, you know how if you're under 25 you can't rent a car?
Starting point is 00:35:49 Can you not? I didn't know that Can you not rent one at all? I thought you just had to pay heaps of money Oh, maybe you do In Australia, I'm pretty sure you can't rent a car if you're under 25 Okay Because they believe that people under 25 are a lot more likely to have an accident.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Yeah. Whether that's true or not, who actually knows? Do people know? Well, I have some data from AMI Insurance, which has found that young drivers under the age of 25 are just over a quarter more likely to have an accident when compared to all other drivers. Right, so they are. They are. They're more likely to have a crash.
Starting point is 00:36:33 25% more likely to have an accident. You hear that, Ella? But they also – You can't be trusted behind the wheel. You're the only member of this team who's under 25, and you're the only member of this team who doesn't have a car as well so i share with my sister but i'm fine i don't like driving the roads are safer for it uh apparently this is just the data that's coming out ella i think you'd be a fantastic driver they also release um data on which regional places around New Zealand have the worst underage drivers.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Oh, okay. So let's do the top five, okay? And I want to get from you guys and the producers, what do you all think would be at the number one spot? Christchurch. Christchurch. Right, Christchurch from Clint. Riddled with underage boy racers down there.
Starting point is 00:37:23 So is Auckland. Is it? Auckland, okay. Ella, where's the worst underage boy racers down there. So is Auckland. I'm going to say Auckland. Is it? Auckland? Okay, Ella, where's the worst underage drivers, Claude? Invercargill. Why Invercargill? I'm going somewhere different. Because it's got car in the name? Yeah. Leave Invercargill alone.
Starting point is 00:37:38 They're not even on the list. They're not even in the top 20, so they're fantastic drivers. Auckland comes in with so they're fantastic drivers. Auckland comes in with 18% of bad drivers, so it's I think about number nine on the list. But let's go to the top five worst young drivers around the country here in New Zealand. Coming in at number five, the Hawke's Bay.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Oh, okay. Yeah, stay off the roads in the Hawke's Bay Oh Okay Yeah Stay off the roads In the Hawke's Bay Apparently Got it Not the best For the underage Of 25 drivers
Starting point is 00:38:10 All the under 25 year olds Have been to the vineyards That's why Let's hope not Don't drink and drive You're a bloody idiot Number four The worst underage drivers
Starting point is 00:38:21 Is the Bay of Plenty Oh my hood I was a bloody good driver When I lived in the Bay of Plenty. Oh, my hood. I was a bloody good driver when I lived in the Bay of Plenty. Thank you very much. But okay, number four. What car did you drive when you lived at the Bay of Plenty? Toyota Starlet and a Nissan Skyline.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Did you have a Nissan Skyline? Did you? But not a cool one. I had a four-door one. That's made my whole week. Anyway, carry on with your dumb list, okay? Bay of Plenty's number four. Oh, the Skyline. Yeah, it's a Godzilla.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Same one as Paul Walker, but mine has four doors. It's way cooler. It's just as cool. All right. That's so good. Number three just as cool. All right. That's so good. Number three, the mighty Waikato. Yep. Boy racer country as well.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Worst place for young drivers. Yep. Coming in at number two, the worst place for young drivers is the East Coast. Right. Okay. They've got some gnarly roads out there. I thought they'd be bloody good drivers because they had to be. Half the roads are washed out.
Starting point is 00:39:25 But that's fine. Where are the worst young drivers in New Zealand? That award goes to Northland. Speaking of bad roads. I mean, not well done. No, no, well done. You've got to celebrate these things. You know you've got to celebrate your victories when you get them.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah, Northland, the worst young drivers in the country, according to this study. Hey, look,, the worst young drivers in the country, according to this study. Hey, look, a situation in my house at the moment, which I wanted to get our listener Fano's opinion on, Clint, and ask them who's in the right in this situation. So this is what's happening. So me and my partner, we live in our house on our own, but we used to have flatmates.
Starting point is 00:40:04 And one of the flatmates, when he moved out quite a long time ago, he left a chair at our house, right? What kind of chair? It was about, you know, it was just an average type of chair. It was about a $50 chair. It wasn't anything special. Like dining room chair, arm chair, office chair? Like a lounger chair that you could have in the living room,
Starting point is 00:40:29 but like it was, I don't know how to describe it. It was like in between an outdoor chair and an indoor chair. I don't really know how to describe it. All right, cool, yeah. But it was worth about 50 bucks. Anyway, so when he moved out, he took all of his stuff, but he left this chair behind. Anyway, my partner kept messaging him saying,
Starting point is 00:40:46 hey, do you want the chair? Come pick up the chair if you want it. And this went back and forth quite a few times, but he never came to pick up the chair. Did he say, yes, I want the chair? I think he did say, yes, I want the chair. I'll come pick it up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:03 So fast forward 18 months later and my partner decided he's never coming to get this chair. It's been 18 months and the chair's not paying rent. I'm going to sell the chair. Yeah, it's been half a pandemic. I've been in lockdown three times with this chair. It can go. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:41:23 So my partner has sold the chair and about a month after the selling of the chair, gets a message from our ex-flatmate saying, hey, can I come pick up that chair? Classic. That's always the way that it was going to go. Always the way that it was going to go. So now I want to ask you guys, actually, let's get your opinion first, Clint. What do you think? She was well within her rights to sell the chair, so much so that I hope she's not giving him any money for the chair as well. I hope she's not splitting any
Starting point is 00:41:57 of the trade me sale from the chair with him. Okay, so this is really interesting. You're saying she was well within her rights to sell the chair and keep all the money from the sale. Yes, she's not storage king, you know. She's not your parents' back shed or something like that. You used her to store a chair that you had no interest in for the last 18 months. So no, don't give them any money. That's how I feel about it.
Starting point is 00:42:26 And I feel quite strongly about it. Okay, great. Because, I mean, she only got 30 bucks for the chair. Doesn't matter. But she only got 30 bucks. Doesn't matter. It's the principle. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:42:35 So my opinion, I think well within her rights to sell the chair, because you're right, she's not a storage unit. She gave him many opportunities to come get the chair, but I think a part of me thinks she should give him the money. I don't know. No, she's done the labour to sell the chair as well. Well, that's true. I disagree with you on that.
Starting point is 00:42:57 All right. I think we should throw it out there. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What should the situation be? What's right? What's wrong? How do we resolve this? I may have come in a little hot before when I said
Starting point is 00:43:13 screw them, keep the money It might have been a little bit drastic for me I agree with what I said in principle but I've kind of played it out a bit I've gone, well, what if he left like a TV and you sold the TV for $500? No, look, I get where you were coming from
Starting point is 00:43:34 because, I mean, 18 months is a long time and you're right, we're not a storage unit. No, you're not a storage unit. No, no, no. And you've shown no interest in that item over the last 18 months. It's just if I did happen to come back and you had profited off my thing, I think I would be a little bit miffed if you didn't give me the money.
Starting point is 00:43:53 It's quite interesting that a few people on the text machine, quite a lot of people are saying that after a certain amount of time, it's technically abandoned property. Yeah. So should she have just said that she gave it away? Is that the better thing to do? Should she lie and just say, I gave it to the Sally's and then there's no money?
Starting point is 00:44:12 Well, there is money because she's lying. But, you know, is that a better way to deal with it? Well, the hard part is that he was one of our mates as well and she doesn't have a problem with giving him the money, but she was just like, oh, should I tell him I sold it? Like, oh, I don't know. Let's bring someone else into the conversation. Brydon's here. Hi, Brydon. Hi, Brydon. How are you guys? Good. What's the correct way to resolve this chair dispute, Brydon?
Starting point is 00:44:40 So I believe if a car dealership, right, if the car dealership owns a car, like, yeah. Yeah. So if the car dealership sells a car, who gets the bonus money? Does everyone in the dealership get it or just the person that sold the car? Just the person who sold the car.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Exactly. If she's given him plenty of opportunities to come and grab it then technically it is abandoned property. She has every right. But I guess what Bree's saying is it's your dealership but Bree's left her car there and then you've sold her car. Does she
Starting point is 00:45:17 not get any of the money for her car that you sold? Bree's left her car here for 18 months. Unfortunately that is not her car anymore. Okay, all right. Yeah, well, I mean, he's got a point. Are you a car dealer, Brydon? Yes, I am.
Starting point is 00:45:34 I love it, Brydon. You can turn everything into a car dealership metaphor. I like it. Yeah, yeah. Kylie's here. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Kyle, yeah, how's it going?
Starting point is 00:45:44 Oh, Kyle. Sorry, Kyle. What's the deal? Sorry, Kyle. What's the deal? Yeah, yeah. Kylie's here. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Kyle, yeah, how's it going? Oh, Kyle. Sorry, Kyle. What's the deal? Sorry, Kyle. What's the deal? Who's in? Yeah, yeah. I had something very similar. I actually bought something for a car. I had bought a carbon fibre bonnet for a car I had, and it was the wrong one, and it was from Australia.
Starting point is 00:45:58 And I had the bonnet, ended up having the bonnet for like two years. Yes. And they never wanted to get it shipped back or anything. And I ended up getting legal advice and they said, you own it. What a score, Kyle! You own it. Was it? It was because it was $1,800.
Starting point is 00:46:17 So was it a bonnet that you had purchased or they sent it over and you hadn't paid for it yet? I had purchased it and it was the wrong one when they had said it was the right one, so they refunded my money. Oh, okay. So you were able to get paid for it twice? Yeah, yeah, I was. Yeah, effectively, yes.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Okay, and what was it? So, Kyle, they never sent you a return shipping bag, obviously, then. No, I asked them, no, and they said they would. And then after two years, I went to the lawyer and they said, no, no, it's your property now. You've had it for a certain amount of time and I sold it. Imagine trying to stick a car bonnet into the courier slot at New Zealand Post.
Starting point is 00:46:53 It'd be quite difficult. Okay, a lot of the texts are saying that, a lot of the texts are calling the friend a lazy shit who has no respect for your partner. No, come on, he's a friend of ours. I'm just reading the text machine that used you guys for 18 months and now has shown up expecting either a chair or some cash. I think a lot of people on the text machine,
Starting point is 00:47:15 there's so many of this exact same text and they're saying, yeah, give him the $30 that she got for selling the chair and then charge him for the 18-month storage. $45, I reckon. Bree and Clint. $30 that she got for selling the chair and then charge him for the 18-month storage. $45, I reckon. Brie and Clint. Birthday banger in just a second. First, though, Brie, just to wrap up the chair thing,
Starting point is 00:47:33 we've had a text from someone who knows who said, in tenancies, the landlord has to store abandoned goods for 35 days. After that, you can dispose of the goods Or charge them storage costs So What about selling it though? Yeah, that's part of the disposal of the goods Oh yeah, true 35 days Not 18 months
Starting point is 00:47:54 Not a year and a half You know, that chair's been there since 2020 Yeah, that was well and truly 35 days Yeah 35 days. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Cleanse. Birthday banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. That's right.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Thanks to JB Hi-Fi, the winner of Birthday Banger today goes away with a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Yeah, that's amazing. We love JB Hi-Fi. And all you have to do is call us, tell us your birthday. We'll figure out what was the song top of the charts on your 16th and then we'll play our favourite one out of the three. Let's start with
Starting point is 00:48:30 Crystal. Kia ora, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi there. How are you, mate? Yeah, really good. How about you guys? Yeah, good. Thanks, Crystal. You'd be keen for a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher? Yeah, for sure. Okay, amazing.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Well, let's see how you go. What's your birthday? So, 24-03-1987. All right, Crystal, that means you were 16 in 2003. And let's see what it throws up. Here's your birthday banger. Banger. Absolute banger. Absolute banger.
Starting point is 00:49:08 It's only a couple of weeks off my birthday banger as well, Crystal. We're very similar in age, you and I. Oh, really? That's a bit good. Yeah, that's good. Okay, wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Robert. Kia ora, Robert.
Starting point is 00:49:20 G'day, Rob. Good, mate. How are you? On my way home, stuck in traffic, but can't wait to get home. Oh, well, let's see if we can get you home a bit quicker. What's your birthday? 31st of May, 1984. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000.
Starting point is 00:49:36 And on the 31st of May in 2000, this was at the top of the chart. No, not that one. I love it. It's good. The thong song. He played Friday Jams live in 2019 and this song went off. It did.
Starting point is 00:50:00 It is an absolute banger. You like it, Robert? Love it. Robert, you a thong man yourself? I wouldn't say that over the air, would I? Okay, wait there. One more for Cassandra. Hi, Cassandra.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Hi, Cassandra. How are you? Good, and yourself? Yeah, pretty good, Cassandra. I'm excited to see what birthday banger you have because we've had two good ones so far. Let's see if we can round it out. What's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:50:28 10th of January, 1989. God, your birthday is literally only a few days after mine, so I reckon you're going to have the same birthday banger as me. You were 16 in 2005, and on the 10th of Jan, this would have been number one. You should let me love you. Let me be the one to give you everything. and on the 10th of Jan, this would have been number one. Yep, we've got the same birthday banger, Cass, and I love it. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:50:56 You like this Mario song, Cassandra? Brings back memories. Yeah, it does. This is a really good song, but it's not the banger I'm looking for this afternoon. Yeah, the banger I'm looking for this afternoon. Yeah, the banger I'm looking for, and I feel like we're on the same wavelength. Should we just play it? The banger I'm looking for makes my booty go da-da-da.
Starting point is 00:51:16 Robert, you've picked up the 100 gift voucher for JB Hi-Fi. Man. He's a big thong man. He admitted it on the radio. I love it. He's a big thong man. He admitted it to us on the radio and this is his birthday banger. And after that, not just urban, she liked to pop because she was living la vida loca. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Guys like wah, wah, wah. Baby, moya, bah, bah, bah.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Brie and Clint. You're into star signs, aren't you, Brie? Look, I don't mind a star sign or two. It reminds me of my nan. We always used to read the horoscopes, and it's a bit of fun. What star sign was your nan? She was a cancer. Right, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Well, I've got a list here of the people who are most likely to be a serial killer, according to their star sign. Oh, God, I hope it's not a cancer. This is because, well, star signs are forever popular. Not my cup of tea, but I appreciate that they give a lot of people some joy and some entertainment, and some people really believe in them. But the serial killer side of things is really popular at the moment because of the Jeffrey Dahmer show and everybody streaming
Starting point is 00:52:29 that horrific looking show. Not for me. It's not my idea of a good time. Do we know what star sign he was? Should I Google it? Yeah, Google what star sign Jeffrey Dahmer was. What we've got here is someone has crunched the numbers to figure out the most popular star signs of
Starting point is 00:52:46 the sort of the most prolific serial killers of the last 50 to 100 years they've put them all down right they've put their star sign next to them and then they've looked for a trend okay uh okay this is i find this fascinating so have you got jeffrey dharma sign? I do. I do. Do you want to know? Yeah, what is it? He was a Gemini. Okay, and what are you? I'm a Capricorn. Okay. What are you?
Starting point is 00:53:11 You're an Aquarius. I'm an Aquarius. There are four star signs which appear more than any other star sign. In fact, all of the most prolific serial killers of the last 50 to 100 years fit into these four star signs. They almost exclusively have these four star signs. Wow. Okay. So that is a trend then. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:30 So to play that backwards, if you have one of these star signs, you are more likely to be a serial killer. It's in your horoscope. Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini, and Virgo. Gemini. It's in the list, and he was, Gemini and Virgo. Gemini. It's in the list and he was a Gemini. Amazing. I don't know the personality traits of any star sign.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Does that make sense to you, Bree? Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini and Virgos. Look, I don't know much about three of them. I do know quite a lot about Geminis. Geminis are the ones where apparently you have two personalities. I've dated quite a few Geminis and let me just say it checks out. The most common serial killer sign of the four though. So those are the four highest ones, but one is bigger than the others. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Virgo. Well, there you go. Virgos, hey, can't be trusted. Sleep with one eye open if you're sleeping with a Virgo tonight, I guess. Yeah, don't mess with a Virgo. That's what we've learned. Leave them alone, okay? They're trying really hard to suppress their murderous tendencies.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Look, Mean Girls is a cult following film. It's one of the best. It's not a romantic comedy, or is it? No, it's just a comedy. Oh, is it a rom-com? Good point. I don't know. It's a love story.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Is it the best Lindsay Lohan film? Oh, I mean, Parent Trap's pretty good. Yeah, she's exceptional in Parent Trap's definitely peak lindsey lohan i don't think it got much better for lilo after mean girls right yeah you're right it's definitely up there in the top two i'd say and people are losing their minds over this deleted scene that is doing the rounds on social media, which people are saying changes the whole ending of the film. Right, buzzy. So essentially what it is, it's a piece of footage that's meant to go after the actual end of the film, the one that we all know,
Starting point is 00:55:37 which pretty much Regina George, who is the mean girl of the film, where she walks out onto the road and Lindsay Lohan's character walks up to her and she gets hit by a bus. That's right. I remember. And then the very end scene, you kind of see them make up at the end of Spring Fling Dance. Like they kind of make up but they don't really. They kind of throw each other a look where they're kind of like,
Starting point is 00:56:00 okay, we're all good now but, you know, we'll just stay away from each other. So this scene is of Regina George and Lindsay Lohan's character, Caddy, where they're in the bathroom and they're talking about what's going on and pretty much Lindsay Lohan's character apologises to Rachel McAdams' character and they make up. Take a listen. us well i'm sorry about all the other stuff too okay i'm going to forgive you because i'm a very zen person and i'm also on a lot of pain medication right now i mean it doesn't it's just nice to get a little bit more out of something that you've seen a hundred times now and then to think there's a little bit more i really like that i can't believe they sat on that for 18 years that movie came out in 2004 i know it's crazy a part that we didn't include in the clip there is a part where regina
Starting point is 00:57:14 actually says um and admits that she believes aaron samuels who is the main love interest in the movie liked katie better the whole time. See, that changes the movie a bit. Changes it, like, the whole movie pretty much and admits to everything. Wow. Well, look that up. You've got to see that, especially if you're a Mean Girls fan. Brie and Clint. Quick reality check for everybody.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Brie, I hope you're sitting down for this. The oldest millennials are now in their 40s. And the, yeah. Whoa. And the oldest Gen Zs are now 25. Mind-blowing. Time just keeps on slipping away into the future. According to one article I read today,
Starting point is 00:58:02 Gen Z are now old enough that they could be your boss. You could realistically have a Gen Z as a boss in the workplace right now. And believe it or not, that could actually be a good thing, Brie. Yeah, I mean, you know, Gen Zers have a lot of great qualities about them. They think very differently to us millennials, don't they? That's right. Apparently a Gen Z is better at managing up and asking for the things that they need for success. They'll request better stuff for their team,
Starting point is 00:58:33 like better technology, mental health support, extra time off, training and development classes. And a boss in their mid-20s demands work-life balance and health and wellbeing support more than any other leader. Sounds good to me, Clint. Sounds really good. So I thought, we have a Gen Z in our team.
Starting point is 00:58:53 We actually have one. We keep her on staff for moments like this. Producer Ella, hi. Hi, it's my time to shine. You're a bonafide Gen Z. Yes. So, Producer Claude, I haven't actually run this past you,
Starting point is 00:59:04 but what we're going to do is we're going to strip you of your title as executive producer of the show and we're going to give it to Gen Z because you're a millennial. You're on news now. You're like Bree and I. You're yesterday's news. We're going to give the EP title to Ella and
Starting point is 00:59:20 just see what she would do with it. So Ella, if we made you the boss of the show, can you give me some changes that you would make? Okay, I've got five. Okay, five? Yeah. That's quite a few. I've got lots of changes to make.
Starting point is 00:59:31 First one, we're going to meditate before every show. Okay. How long for? Wait, how long for, Ella? 20 minutes. 20 minutes, silence. Okay. No laughing.
Starting point is 00:59:40 I enjoy meditation. Thank you. Okay, I'm on board with that. I fart during meditation. Is that okay? Yeah, me too. It's fine. I enjoy meditation. Thank you. I'm on board with that. I fart during meditation. Is that okay? Yeah, me too. It's fine. Okay, sweet.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Second one, this applies to Bree. No side parts. You've got to get rid of the side part, Bree. No, no, no, no. That is not happening on our show. You have to get a Gen Z hairdo. We are a hair part inclusive show here at the Brian Clint show. Alright, well this next one's aimed at Clint.
Starting point is 01:00:08 No skinny jeans. Hey! Hey! They're old news, mate. These are straight. I'm on board that one. I'm transitioning out of skinny jeans. These are straight. New baggy. Clint needs to buy some bell bottoms. Yeah, go on. Boyfriend jeans, they're
Starting point is 01:00:24 good. Next one is our drink of choice is now always kombucha. Oh, no. Wait, when you say always kombucha, what about on a Friday when we're at the pub? No, because you're drinking beer. Can we get a hard kombucha? Yeah, can we get an alcoholic kombucha? Get that fermented crap out of my face. Oh, yeah, Bree hates kombucha.
Starting point is 01:00:44 I don't like it. You haven't had good one. She described it as dirty puddle water. Can I just say who actually really genuinely loves kombucha? Like I know there's health benefits, but take that away. Gin's in. I'm talking about the taste. Do you genuinely like it, Ella?
Starting point is 01:01:01 I love it. I go to the vegan markets and I have this vegan kombucha lady. She's so good. You lost me at kombucha lady. She's so Gen Z. She has her own vegan kombucha lady. Okay, so how many changes is that? Is that four?
Starting point is 01:01:14 Yeah, yeah. One more, one more. All right, one more change. What's the last thing we need to do, Gen Z boss Ella? You need to stop being shocked at songs I don't know, I wasn't alive, and you guys just sound old. No, no, sorry. No, no, sorry. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:01:27 I found out today that Ella doesn't know who the Flintstones are. I do. Come on. I'm sorry, I can't live in. I cannot abide. Clint, in fairness to her, they did live when the dinosaurs were around, so you know. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 01:01:41 And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Don't forget to put an extra blanket on the bed tonight. It's best for you down south. The cold snap is on the way. Early spring. Again? Yeah, early spring cold snap.
Starting point is 01:01:54 It's going down to negative two in Queenstown overnight tonight. Jeez, that is cold weather for spring. When are we going to get the sun and the rain? What vitamin is it? A, B? D. D. Yeah, let's get some D.
Starting point is 01:02:11 You want some D? Yeah. Yeah, well, it's coming, okay? We've just got to have the cold snap first, and then we can get our D again. Have a great night, everybody. The last episode of the week of Celebrity Treasure Island is on at 7.30. If you watch it and text us the keyword,
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Starting point is 01:02:38 Bye. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.

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