ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 5th September 2022

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

Karen O'Leary joins the show! Some of the worst name combos What gave you food poisoning? The best indoor gardening playlist See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Let's go. Let's go indeed. Welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast, everybody. Featuring me, Clint. And me, Brie. And me, Claudia. And me, Megan.

Word. Sounds like a kids' podcast. Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Brain Clint podcast today Are we the Wiggles? Are we the Wiggles? Are we more high five? Yeah I think we're more high five When Ella gets back we could be high five

Yeah That's awesome let's do it Oh yeah we would be five wouldn't we? Oh but Megan's leaving No we're keeping Megan Oh we're keeping Megan Yeah I want to keep Megan Yeah we've all decided

We're shackling her to the desk Megan's staying What? This has been the worst month of my life I've got to go We're keeping Megan. Oh, we're keeping Megan. Yeah, I want to keep Megan. Yeah, we've all decided. We're shackling her to the desk. Megan's staying. What? This has been the worst month of my life. I've got to go. Oh. Hey, I drink.

We've got trips coming up. Yeah. Yeah, which I can't even go on. Exactly. But if you stay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Hey, I joined a club on the weekend. Ooh. Yeah. I'm a paid up member. Bold. Gentlemen's. It's good. It's finally good.

I thought you weren't allowed to talk about it though It's anonymous The ironic thing about a gentleman's club is gentlemen do not go to gentleman's clubs Do they? Do ladies go to gentleman's clubs? Isn't gentleman's club like a What is that movement that you're doing? I thought a gentleman's club

Was a strip club Yeah that's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good. Or more. Or. Anyway, I didn't join a gentleman's club, so.

No, you get one more guess. Alcoholics Anonymous. Strip. No, possibly the opposite of Alcoholics Anonymous. What's the opposite of Alcoholics Anonymous? Alcoholics Known. No. Sober Known. Alcoholics known no alcoholics sober known alcoholics welcome i guess yeah uh no i joined my local rsa oh did you yeah and for those listening in australia

and rsa is an rsl rsl and for those listening overseas an rsa or an rsl is a return servicemen's club but there's not a lot of those anymore, return servicemen who are part of the club. So it's more just like cheap drinks. And I mean cheap drinks and good chips. And free mussels. Free mussels? Yeah, they put free mussels on the bar.

That's a good RSA. Just put them on the bar. Help yourself to mussels on the bar. I don't know if I'd be helping myself to muscles that are at the bar. Why are we talking about food poisoning today? Yeah, I didn't help myself to the muscles, but some of the guys did, and I saw them the next day and they were okay. $15 to

join. It cost me. Is that all? And the membership entitles me to member prices. Guess how much for a jug of beer at the RSA. How much? Well, guess. $6. A jug of beer. $20. $8. $12. A jug of beer. $20. $8. $12.

What? Yeah, that's good. Yeah. That's a pretty good deal. I mean, it's not $8 or $6, but yeah. So how many did you have? Well, this is the problem when they're $12 a jug. You start buying them the way you would buy normal drinks, because normal drinks are $12.

You go, well, I was going to buy five beers. Exactly. So I might as well get a few jugs. Me and my friends used to go to the Paddo Tavern for our Brisbane listeners, which is right near Suncorp Stadium. So right near, you know. I was thinking of the one in Sydney, but okay, yeah. Oh, yeah, right.

Right near the footy. So heaps of people drink there before and after the footy. But we used to go on a Tuesday night, a big group of friends when I was at uni. And it was karaoke night and we'd go every week. And guess how much a jug of beer cost? But this would have been... Do you have to be a member? No.

Right, okay. You don't have to be a member, but obviously it's on a Tuesday night. So they want to get you in with cheap drinks? They want to get you in. Jug of beer, because I can still remember it in my mind. And we used to get multiple jugs of beer. How much do you think? This would have been like 2009.

Oh, okay. Six bucks. Nine dollars. I'll say 20 again. It's Australian prices as well. Yeah. You're spot on. Six bucks.

Wait, for a jug? For a jug of beer. What? That's irresponsible, eh? Oh, it really was if you saw my group of friends By the end of the night This bar we used to drink at In Ponsonby

Used to do $5 cocktails At 5 o'clock $6 cocktails At 6 o'clock $7 at 7 $8 at 8 And you're talking Full mojitos

Espresso martinis Long Island Long Island iced tea Whatever you want They do a cheap Long Island at Eagle Bar Oh yeah On K Road

Still Anyway so I'm at the RSA and I go out onto the deck because there's a TV out on the deck and these people go to me, wait, are you Clint? And I said, yeah, I am Clint. And this other lady goes, who the fuck's Clint? And the guy goes, that guy's Clint. He works with that Brie woman off TV.

And she goes, that Australian bird. And I said, yeah, that's Brie. I thought you were going to say something else. She goes, I googled her. She's worth $23 million. Oh God. Are you? Did you win the Powerball? No, if you google Did Katie Drage give you some money?

Katie Drage has won the Powerball. Finally. And she's given me half. If you google my name, it says I'm worth a fortune. $23 million to be specific. I bloody wish. I said if she is, she hides it well. She drives a Mitsubishi. What does she?

And if she does say you're worth $22 million? I said you can't trust those pages because there's nothing from Bree on them. So the page you can trust is Brie's WikiFeet. If you go to that page, those are all, we've both scoured that page, those are all authentic Brie Thomasale feet pics. Is that how you made your millions? Mate, if I could make millions

of selling pictures of my feet, I'd do it. I told them the story about how you got offered $500 for your bath water. Oh, did you? What'd they think of that story? And the lady goes, I hope she fucking took it. It was a thousand, actually. Was it a thousand? Yeah. Yeah, the lady goes, I hope she fucking took it. It was a thousand actually. Was it a thousand? Yeah.

Yeah. I said, no, she didn't take it. It's a bit creepy. One of the guys goes, you should jump in the bath with her and then you get half the money. Oh, we sell it as a two for one deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, no one's approached me for my bath water, so I feel like it might decrease the value of it.

We could have scooped up the bath water from that hot tub time machine we did. Yeah, that'd be good. That'd be like soup. They suggested just putting some salt and shampoo in a bottle and shaking it up. Yeah, I'll wash my dogs in it. And send it off. Imagine if they wanted to drink it.

And to be honest, you get what you deserve if you're soliciting people for their bath water on the internet, don't you? What would you sell? What bodily fluids or clippings or things would you sell like what what is like okay and then what's too much i'd sell socks socks you would sell the socks i'd sell worn socks i wouldn't sell worn undies nah neither i draw the line worn bras maybe i mean if it's an old claude are you interested in setting up like a Like a website for us I'm not interested but I'm paid to be here so I'll do it

What if you take a cut Oh yeah I'm in Like a Shopify is that what you get I'm trying to get on Marketplace I've sold some of Bree's stuff On there before Yeah as we've heard You guys want to stock anything on the website Without my consent

What would you sell Would you sell locks of hair? If I was getting a haircut anyway. No, because isn't that voodoo? Can't they use it to like... Yeah, you're giving DNA then. Your hair? Yeah.

I mean, technically... What if they clone you? Technically some would argue. What if they leave your hair at a murder scene? They could have my dirty dishes. Oh, no one wants dirty dishes. Someone would. Do you reckon there's a dirty dishes fetish?

Like lick someone else's plate Yeah There would be Free snacks Remember when it was a big Claudia on a work computer Can you search dirty dishes fetish? Yeah, I'll do that on the work computer, sure

Remember when it was a big thing Where people would sell, you know Things of celebrities But it wasn't things It was like, you know A bag of air From the room that Lady Gaga had sat in. The water cup that someone drank out of. Yeah.

Remember that was such a big thing. Someone stole toilet paper from Taylor Swift's house. That's creepy. Used. Like when she did her secret sessions, like one of the fans used the toilet and took some of the toilet paper off. And she sold it. How do we know that it's legit? We had a selfie with the toilet and like took some of the toilet paper and she sold it how do we know that it's legit

we had a selfie with the toilet paper like does it have Taylor Swift like embossing embossing on it probably

monogrammed toilet paper she could have taken something better than the toilet paper jeez like what wait was it you like socks or undies

did you take them see ya alright let's wrap it up if you could pick here we go Was it you? Like socks or undies. Did you take them? See ya. Let's wrap it up. If you could pick, here we go, biggest Taylor Swift thing. No, I've got, I've got. No, if you could pick one thing to have from Taylor Swift, what item would you pick? One personal item.

Probably her cat. Oh, that's a very good choice. But the cat's going to die at some point It's going to be worth nothing Wouldn't you take like a guitar or something? Nah I reckon Taylor Swift's dead cat still has some value in it Oh Grammy is good I want that flower dress that she wore

I want the dress that she wore on stage When Kanye came up and interrupted her At the VMAs that sparkly one See that is a good thing because I reckon people Would pay big money for that. Do you know she's got that photo on the wall with the quote, life is full of little interruptions?

And do you know how Megan knows that? Because she was at her house stealing toilet paper. Exactly right. Bye! I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrim. What time is it? 3, 2, 1. Hey, pilgrim. Hey, good afternoon.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon, everybody. You got it? Yeah, I got it. You're all right? Someone took the news out and so the things are all over the place. Where's the bloody news? I've got news for you.

What? It's not here. Hey, happy Monday, everybody. The day after the weekend, the day after Father's Day. Did everybody have a nice Father's Day? Did you remember Dad yesterday? I did. What day is Father's Day?

Oh, see, I don't know, eh? Sunday. It was yesterday, actually. It was yesterday. Yeah. Yes, no, I remembered. I gave him a FaceTime. Yeah. He showed me how he's up and about, kind

of walking, because he had that new hip replacement put in however many weeks ago now. Did he shake his bonbons for you? No, but he said he's grown. He's a bit taller now. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's impressive. Well, he's got two bionic knees and a bionic hip.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's pretty much Will Smith from iRobot. He can't go through airport security without setting off all of the alarms. The people will go, right, you've got a fake knee. Oh, no, you've got two fake knees. Okay, you've got a fake hip. Is there anything else, sir, that you'd like to declare? Oh, nice.

Any presents for Dad for Father's Day? No. What did you get? You cheapskate. What did you get? Just a FaceTime. You just gave him a FaceTime. That's all he needs. Wow. I mean, it's just one of those holidays where we're forced to spend more money, isn't it? Well, well, well, well, I thought Father's Day is fairly important. I got a long lunch. I got sent out to a Father's Day long lunch with 14 other dads. Best Father's Day ever. Didn't have to do any parenting.

That was not what I was expecting you got. Best Father's Day ever. Oh, well, there you go. Long lunch. Always a good time. Hey, today's the day. Celebrity Treasure Island 2022 begins. So we're going to have Karen O'Leary,

a.k.a. Officer O'Leary from Wellington Paranormal, on the show this afternoon. She's going to spill the tea. I'm going to ask her straight up. Do you hate Mike King? Well, it seems that way from the promo, doesn't it? Yeah, watching the trailers, it seems like he might be a bit of a villain on the show, and she looks like she's been quite upset by Mike King.

They were at loggerheads. Yeah. Yeah, it seems that way. So I'm going to ask her straight up. Do you hate New Zealander of the Year, Mike King? Oh, God, I can't wait for that awkward chat in here. 5.30, that's going to happen on our show, so watch out for that. Also coming up on the show, I guess that voice,

you'll be able to pick up some KFC chicken dollars. But right now, 50 bucks cash, all thanks to KFC, with Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Tradie versus Lady back for another week and the Tradies still on top with 78 wins for the year.

The Ladies sitting on 63. Let's go to our Lady first. She's calling in live from the Wairarapa. She's 40 years old and she once streaked at the cricket. Welcome to the show, Lucinda. G'day, Lucinda. Hello. Are we talking naked streak or just undies?

Yeah. No, unfortunately, it was a little yellow bikini. A yellow bikini? Yeah. Were you supporting the Australians or something? Yeah. No, no. I'd never been to a cricket game before,

and I asked my sister's father-in-law, what are you doing with the cricket? Like, what are you doing? He goes, I'm just going to a cricket game before, and I asked my father-in-law, what do you do at the cricket? Like, what do you do? He goes, I'm just going for a little streak at half-time. You had to try and entertain yourself, didn't you? Yeah, right. Okay. Hey, your take on our tradie today,

he's 20 years old, he's from Christchurch, and his work van got broken into last week. Boo! Welcome to the show, Alfie. G'day, Alfie. That's a bit stink. What did they get? I got a whole bunch of drills, nail gun, bratter, stuff like that.

Well, I hope they nail gun themselves in the foot. Yeah. Me too. Hopefully they didn't steal your steel caps and they actually do themselves an injury. Okay, Alfie, your buzzer is tradie. Lucinda, your buzzer is lady. First one of you two to get three questions correct is going home with 50 bucks cash from KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Yesterday was Father's Day. If Hilary Barry is the mother of the nation, who is the father? Feel free to have a guess. Lady.

Yes, Lucinda. Mike McRoberts. Mike McRoberts will do. Correct. We would have accepted multiple answers. John Campbell. Yep. Simon Dello.

Mark Richardson. Mum. He's like the grumpy uncle of the nation. Right. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense.

All right. One to the ladies. Jeremy Wells or is he more the daddy of the nation? Nah, he's more like the real young, cool uncle. Right. Okay. Question, okay. Question number two. Kiwi Paris Goebel won an Emmy overnight for her work with Rihanna.

What is Paris Goebel famous for? Lady. Yes, Lucinda. Dancing. Dancing. That is correct. Well done. Dancing, choreography.

You're up against the wall here, Alfie. You're going to have to pull one out, okay? Yeah, back it up, Alfie. Yeah, I'll have to try real hard. Back it up, Alfie. You're up against the wall here, Alfie. You're going to have to pull one out, okay? Yeah, back it up. Back it up, Alfie. Back it up. Lucinda's coming through. Question number three. You need this one to stay in it, Alfie.

Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Alfie, lady, lady. Lady, lady, lady. I think Alfie was the first one to get a clear buzzer out. I think Alfie just got in there. Alfie? Alfie was the first one to get a clear buzzer out. I think Alfie just got in there. Alfie? Alfie? Alfie?

I yelled Alfie. Alfie? I was the one who yelled Alfie. Oh, Lucinda yelled Alfie. Yeah, I know, but that's not your buzzer. That's not your buzzer. It was their buzzer. No, Lucinda.

What? You can't just yell out the answer. Alfie was the first one to correctly use his buzzer. No, I think Lucinda is saying she said Alfie accidentally. Alfie's not the buzzer. No, that's what I mean. And then she said lady. Like Alfie didn't even buzz in.

It's right. Alfie, Alfie, Alfie. Did you buzz in? Did you say anything, Alfie? I did say Trudy. Then what's the answer to that question? Otherwise, we give it to Lysander. Is it Stan Walker?

It is. It is Stan Walker. All right, let's move on. Question number four. Celebrity Treasure Island season three starts tonight on TV2. What did Tom Hanks name the volleyball in the movie? Trudy. Lady.

Alfie. Wilson. It is Wilson. We've got a game on our hands. Question number five. This is for the win. What is the name of the cafe in the TV sitcom Friends? Lady.

Lucinda. Lucinda. Um, there's some... Oh, no, shit. Go on. Come on, Lucinda. You got this. You got it, Lucinda.

We'll give you five seconds. Um, the perch. You got this. You got it, Lucinda. We'll give you five seconds. The prick. The prick. The what? The prick. Going to need the full name. We'll give you two seconds for the full name. Okay, yeah, we'll give you that.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. That was a highly controversial round of Tradiverse Lady, but we got a winner in the end. Lucinda, you worked hard for it, but you got the $50 cash. She wasn't going to accept a defeat, was she? No, she wasn't.

Thanks, Lucinda. I don't know. Thanks. Gather around, everybody, because I want to talk about food poisoning. Not my favourite thing to talk about. Nah. Or get.

Or get. Nah. Bad time all about. Nah. Or get. Or get. Nah. Bad time all around. Bad time all around. Upstairs, downstairs, everywhere. I'll ask you a very specific question, Bree. Do you reheat your food more than once? Yeah, all the time.

You do? Yeah. Because some people reckon that's the root cause of a lot of food poisoning, eh? When you microwave it, fridge it, microwave it, fridge it, then microwave it again. Well, I'm fine most of the time. Right. Most of the time. Iron guts, Thomas L. Yeah, unless I have anything with lactose in it. It's an important question though,

can we reheat stuff twice, three times even? There's an article on it today and with the cost of living going up so much, people are doing more bulk cooks to try and stretch a meal out. Yeah. Right?

Like buy the bigger portion of ingredients and cook a meal that'll last you a few nights kind of thing. Yeah, totally. But if you can't reheat it, then what's the point? Good news is, according to some experts, it's fine to reheat food more than once if you do certain things. Like what? One, always practice good hygiene.

So wash those hands. You wash your hands, don't you? Oh, sometimes. Pat my dog. Cut some veggies. Pat my dog. Well, I reckon that's a big part of the issue because you're transferring bacteria

onto the meal and then you're incubating that bacteria from your hands. Of course I always wash my hands. Sometimes. Sometimes. 60% of the time. At least 66%. All the time. At least 66%.

All the time. After cooking the food, let it cool down in small portions in shallow containers and put it in the fridge within two hours. You'd do that, wouldn't you? Yeah. Don't leave it out overnight and then in the morning you're like, oh, I forgot to put that chicken curry in the fridge. My mum leaves stuff on the stove all the time and it always weirds me out.

I'm like, mum, this bolognese has been sitting here for 24 hours. She goes, yeah, well, I don't have any room in the fridge. I went away with a mate once who made a chilli, like a chilli con carne thing, and didn't store it in the fridge. Makes it taste better. That's what he said. He said it ages it. That's like bolognese.

It makes it taste better. It lived out of the fridge for days. No, not days. 24 hours. And then they'd heat up the whole pot and we'd eat what we ate out of it and then he would just leave it to cool down again. Mate, I feel like as time has gone on, us humans have got a bit soft. You know, I mean, most of the time you're pretty fine.

You're good to go. There's a couple of common sense rules, but they do say err on the side of caution if you're reheating food for vulnerable people, including children, elderly, pregnant, or immunocompromised. Yes. That's a hard word to say. People, if in doubt, throw it out. Okay, that's fair enough.

If in doubt, I'll just probably eat it and those people don't have to. If in doubt, run the cutter. If in doubt, I mean, give it a whirl. See how you go. I want to know the worst case of food poisoning you've ever had. And I'll hazard a guess. Can I guess what it was? Was it when you pooed your pants in Sri Lanka?

I did not poo my pants. You told me that you did. I did not. You told us on the radio that you did. That was in Brisbane and it was after a big night on the drink. I was not from any type of food, I'll tell you that. What happened in Sri Lanka then? Sri Lanka?

No, that was my friend and she was in Jordan. Oh. And she... No, I don't know that story. Oh, you don't know that story? No. She got such bad food poisoning. Yeah.

And there was no hospitals or anything near. Yeah. And she was sick for five days. Five days? Yeah. The doctor said that she was so dehydrated. Yeah. And she was sick for five days. Five days? Yeah. The doctor said that she was so dehydrated it was like real touch and go. Yeah, it could be, yeah. This could have killed you.

They need to put her on intravenous power aid to keep her alive. It's a bad time. Right, okay. What about you? I got really bad food poisoning in Machu Picchu one time on a Contiki. Machu Picchu'd your pants. I machu'd too much Picchu one time on a Contiki. Machu Picchu, Japan. I machued too much Picchu. The problem with having food poisoning in Machu Picchu

is the toilets don't flush paper, so it has to go into a basket beside the toilet. Oh, you know what my partner told me last night? Apparently in a lot of places overseas, like in Europe, you can't flush toilet paper because the pipes are too small. And I was like, I don't think Europe is the place for me. Ah, Europe, so glamorous. I want to know this afternoon, people's worst cases of food poisoning, what gave it to you?

What was the food? What was the thing that gave you the worst food poisoning you've ever had? I got food poisoning from a bad avocado once. Did you really? Yeah. Can avocados give you food poisoning? Bacteria can grow on anything. Apparently.

If you try hard enough. If you try. I mean. If you leave it out long enough. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Someone said, hi, we let our dad cook dinner for our family, which very rarely happens. Have we got that person?

I think we have that person. I think that's Izzy. Izzy's here. Hi, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Hello. Did your dad give you guys food poisoning? Yeah.

So once we actually let him cook, which never really happened, so he cooked us, I can't remember what it was, something to do with bacon, but anyways. Sounds about right, Izzy. Oh, yeah. So we all finished our dinner and then obviously went to sleep and then one day like I woke up in the middle of the night

in the bathroom in my like onesies covered in vomit and I was like how did I even get in this situation? You don't have any memory of making it to the bathroom? No, I have no idea.

What the hell? Right, and then so you went down. Did the whole family go down? I went down, then my dad went down, and then my sister and my stepmom went down as well. We had one bowl, and it lasted about three days. Wait, you had one spew bowl between all of you? Yeah.

How do you only have one? I don't know. You know how there's the family spew bowl. Yeah, there is, yeah. It was the most awful time of our lives. How on earth? We never? I don't know. You know how there's the family spew bowl. Yeah, there is, yeah. It's the most awful time of our lives. How on earth? We never let him cook ever again. No, but that's pretty talented that your dad managed to give you guys food poisoning from bacon.

Yeah, I don't know how it happened. You can pretty much eat bacon raw. Izzy, I know what's going on here. He's done it on purpose. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, he doesn't have to cook again. Oh, it's a tactical plan from Daddy. And he never has.

He even went down himself. I will never eat his food again. Yeah, see, it worked. Wow. Genius. Sharing the spew bowl. Chelsea's here. Hi, Chelsea.

Hi, Chels. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. What was it, Chelsea, that gave you the dreaded food poisoning? So it wasn't me, myself, but my brother. He lives in Bali, and he runs like a catering business over there.

Yeah. And they have, like, they do this thing at their wee shop every Saturday called the Saturday Sesh, so they cooked up this huge feast for everybody. And they'd kept the leftovers, and my brother thinks that he's got a really, really tough stomach. So there's an Indonesian dish that I don't know how to say the name of it, the leftovers and my brother thinks that he's got a really, really tough stomach. There's an Indonesian dish that I don't know how to say the name of it, but it's made up of like rice, vegetables and meat. And this one has some sort of pork in it. And I don't

know how old it was, but he thought that he would be absolutely fine to eat it. So he ate it and he gave himself salmonella. Oh. And he was sick. This is really recent too. He's only just gotten over it in the last couple of weeks. But he gave himself salmonella for about two months. Wow.

And he was just. You can die from that. Yeah, yeah. It was quite bad. But he's not the kind of person to go to a hospital or anything like that. Your brother sounds hard as nails, and I don't mean that in a good way. I think he might be too tough. Yeah, your brother, he was like, nah, I'll just whack

a nappy on and we're fine. Yeah, he said there were a few accidents. But he actually lost about 40 kgs. 40 kgs? Yeah, so he just looks really skinny now. Sounds like he had a parasite or something.

Far out. Like he really did a number on himself. Producer Claude, can you get the name of that catering company so we can avoid it for future use? Thank you. I just need to read out this text. It's so good. Someone said,

My dad got food poisoning the night before a 14-hour flight home from Kuala Lumpur from eating fresh oysters at a restaurant. He spent almost the entire flight home on the toilet. He got on the flight? Yeah. Oh. I think he did.

Not fun. That's rude. We're experiencing a bit of turbulence. He's like, oh, I've got some turbulence going on back here too. Yeah. Everyone, the emergency exits are just here. They're everywhere. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. A very moving tribute to the late Taylor Hawkins over the weekend. Dean. Hi, Dean. Oh, guys.

Hey, guys. It was so incredibly moving. Let me set the scene for you. Thousands of people had turned up for the Taylor Hawkins tribute show. Dave Grohl gave a really emotional speech at the start, and he performed. In fact, at one moment during his performance, he actually broke down into tears and stopped singing

while he tried to collect himself. But the crowd was, you know, everyone stood to their feet. Everyone was cheering and screaming and the crowd got louder and louder and it actually made it even more difficult for him to go on. It was really, really touching and great to see so many people turn out for him. We've got a clip here of Dave breaking down while he's singing the Foo Fighters song, Times Like These. Have a listen.

It's times like these Learn to live again It's times like these You give and give The whole show was like that. Oh, I'm so sad. There was a performance you will have seen going around on Instagram where they got Taylor's son to come and play the drums.

His 16-year-old son came out and absolutely smashed it. The show went for six hours. Far out. They had Paul McCartney from the Beatles. I think they had Queens of the Stone Age. They had everybody part of this tribute show. It was unbelievable. Imagine how exhausted you'd be.

Yeah. Because you're not only performing a massive show for six hours, the mental capacity to do a tribute show like that. You'd just be so exhausted. With emotion running through it. Oh, it'd just be, yeah, crazy. Well, it was a fitting tribute. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I don't know if you know this, Clint, but the States had Labor Day weekend over the weekend. And I wasn't aware. Well, you are now, and it's a big holiday over in the States. Why don't we sync up our holidays? Why do we have Labor Day on the same day? They don't even have Father's Day on the same day.

I don't think it really matters that much, does it? It does on Instagram when all the Americans are doing a happy Father's Day, and you go, shit, I have Father's Day on the same day. I don't think it really matters that much, does it? It does on Instagram when all the Americans are doing a happy Father's Day and you go, shit, I forgot Father's Day. But you didn't. It's a different date. How many American friends do you have on Instagram? Well, I'm talking about famous ones. When like Katy Perry's like, happy Father's Day.

Orlando. Yeah. Look, there's – Orlando. That's her husband, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking of her dad, but yeah, Orlando's a good one too. Oh, well, she has to say happy Father's Day to Orlando as well.

Look, it's sparked up some controversy because obviously Labor Day, long weekend. Yeah. You know, people like to get out to the parks. They want to have picnics. Yeah. They want to have a good time. Especially in summer. Especially in summertime, which it is in the States at the moment. Someone on the internet has gotten quite upset, quite angry because

someone has reserved multiple picnic tables with what they're saying is quite an aggressive note. Right. Okay. So they went down to the park. You know where you go down to the park, there's picnic tables. Yeah, sometimes there's a communal barbecue, yeah. That kind of thing. And they said there was this note that was left on the table and it said this, Reserved for a birthday party, please respect the space we have set aside

and do not use our tables under no circumstances. This is a four-year-old's party. Don't be the one to mess it up. Thanks. Oh, my God. They have not led with love there, have they? They have not. They have not led with kindness in that situation.

Breathe the park. Okay, I've got a few. If I'm a lawyer, I'm going to call you on a couple of details. You did not set the space aside. Not your table. Respect the four-year-old's birthday party. Show some goddamn respect to yourself, note-leaving person. Sounds like it's going to be a very highly strung fourth birthday.

Sounds like the parents are very, very stressed. So this is where they got upset, right? Because they were also having a birthday party for their kid. Yeah. And they got to the park early to reserve some tables. Yeah. Which is. As is the law of the park.

That is what you're meant to do. Mm-hmm. So they went down to the park and they saw this and they couldn't get a table so they ended up having to sit, you know, on picnic blankets and stuff. Right. Which they were pretty annoyed at. And they were like, oh. Well, you would be if there were empty tables sitting there.

Well, there was three. They'd reserved three of them. You can't reserve three tables. Anyway, they were like, I wonder what time these people, you know, were going to turn up at the park. Because we're sitting here where all our friends and family are here. We're trying to have a birthday party

too. Yeah. How many hours later do you think? What time were they reserved for the tables? I'm not sure. They didn't put a time on it. They didn't put a time on it. Oh, I don't know. What time? They turned up six hours later to claim the three tables. But that's your fault for not just taking the table.

I would have just. You should have just taken the table. I guess you're trying to avoid conflict at a birthday party. Like you don't want to get into that. You don't want the dads squaring off against the dads. Unless you do. That could be good entertainment at a birthday party. Would you have taken the table?

A hundred percent I would have taken the table. I reckon I would have waited. Yeah. A couple of hours. Would you have taken the table? 100% I would have taken the table. I reckon I would have waited a couple of hours. I would have taken a table and then when they showed up, oh, we left those two tables for you. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Take one table. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they have drinks. You can't reserve those. You also can't, this is a PSA, you can't reserve a parking space if you're not a car. You can't stand in the car park and be like, my friend's coming.

Let's pass this car park and take them. I can't stand in the car park and be like, my friend's coming, this car park's taken. I can't stand those people. Like the worst is at Christmas time when you try to get a park at a shopping centre. This one's taken. And you're like, no, it's not. No, it's not. You're not a car.

Bree and Clint. I feel like sometime, at some point in your life, you always have a bit of an indoor gardening playlist. Do you? Well, gardening playlist. Do you? Well, I mean- Do you? I can think back in time, and there has been times where I don't think I've created a playlist, but I've put someone else's playlist on.

Oh, you had like a go-to playlist. Yeah. Yeah, right. It wasn't my own. Yeah, yeah. Not in recent times. Whose playlist was it? I can't remember. A friend's playlist or like a famous person's playlist? No, just like I didn't my own. Yeah, yeah. Not in recent times. Whose playlist was it? I can't remember.

A friend's playlist or like a famous person's playlist? No, just like I didn't know them. Right, okay. But you'd found it and you're like, oh, this playlist gets me in the mood. But I felt like I got to know them, you know? It's very personal. It is super personal, isn't it? And that's why a guy has gotten quite upset because he has shared online that he found out that his girlfriend hates his playlist,

his indoor gardening playlist, in particular one song. Right. How many times had she suffered through this playlist before she spoke up? They've been together for two years. Has he had the same playlist for two years? Apparently so. See, everything will get boring after two years, you know. I know.

You need to change things up a little bit. Anyway, he said. Change the music, change the moves. He said, you know, when he was first starting to indoor garden, he researched ways to make him more relaxed and for things to be better and he said that he read online that you can play music and, you

know, the rhythm will help you out. Okay, right. So anyway, he searched. Just watch those beats per minute. Don't let them get too high. Yeah, you don't want a really hectic song. Anyway, he created this playlist and he said he's been with his girlfriend for two years and she has told him recently that she hates the playlist, in particular one song.

Okay. So we've got the particular song that he's talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And let's all decide collectively if we think that this song would be a good song to Indoor Garden to. What is going on in the song? Not sexy. Is it going to drop down? No.

Oh, it just... It sounds like there's like a... Need some oil. Like a haunted canary. Yeah, true. It sounds like a rusty bed frame, doesn't it? I, this would drive me insane. Can you imagine him like trying to maintain the beat of the song too

Well that's what he said He reckons the beat helps him It's the rhythm I think get rid of that That's trash You don't want it? That's not good This isn't doing it for you?

I think we need to make our own Indoor gardening playlist Right here right now Yeah yeah yeah And I'm just going to throw a song in straight away Okay I mean you can't go past For indoor gardening A bit of Frank Ocean gardening playlist right here, right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just going to throw a song in straight away. Okay. I mean, you can't go past, for indoor gardening,

a bit of Frank Ocean. Bang up, literally. This is a very sexy Frank Ocean album. The whole thing. The whole album. You could put this Channel Orange album on. Yeah. Love Ocean album. The whole thing. You could put this Channel Orange album on. Yeah. Love that album.

For multiple reasons. Alright, come on. Throw one on the playlist, Clint. What have you got? Oh, it's easy. If I'm making an indoor gardening playlist. And you're talking about

like pace and rhythm and feeling and things like that. We have a picture of Clint, 18 years old, in Rotorua, chucking this on the CD player. That's being kind if you think I needed this playlist at 18. I mean, you wouldn't get far into the playlist. No, no, you don't need to either, no. Cool, okay, that's on our Indoor Gardening playlist.

This is a team playlist, by the way, so everyone's song has to go on. My song is on. Oh, God, that's going to really change the mood from Frank Ocean into the prodigy. We can put it on shuffle, though. Claude, what song are you putting on the Bree and Clint Indoor Gardening Spotify playlist?

I feel like you can't make an Indoor Gardening playlist without this Marvin Gaye song. It's an OG sexy song. Oh, gee, sexy song. Oh, it's so smooth. Yeah, imagine this leading into Sandstorm. This would have to be song one and then Sandstorm could be song two. Sandstorm song two and then maybe

Bree's song to finish. Into Frank Ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we going to finish on, producer Megan? So this one has the beat and the lyrics. It's also kind of ask for consent. Oh okay. Okay. I knew you were going to choose a Taylor Swift song.

I knew you were going to choose a Taylor Swift song. Are you ready for it? I mean, it fits. Not bad. I'd be like, ready for what? You'd be like, are you playing me the Red Album? Brie and Clint. Right now, though, let's have a round of Guess That Voice,

where there is one spot still available if you'd like to play Guess That Voice with us this afternoon and win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. You can give us a call on 0800-DIAL-ZM right now. We'll slide you in quickly. Yeah, quick, call us if you want to win that KFC. This is where you and I go head-to-head guessing celebrity voices based on just audio.

You can't see them. Can you tell the celebrity voice? Some of the categories that producer Claude has been choosing recently have been quite hard. Some of the celebrities, quite hard. We've struggled, haven't we? Do you think people playing have struggled as much as we have struggled in the car? There's been some good people on the phones, but yeah, I don't know. Maybe you and I are just crap at the game.

Let's see how we go today. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, guys. You winning on Team Bree or Team Clint? Ooh, um, ooh. That's a good question. Maybe Team Bree.

Team Bree. All right, Grace, you and I. All right, the ladies are sticking together. Kane, you're on my team, okay? That's all good, bro. You're my first choice anyway. Yeah, good stuff. You were my first choice too, Kane. I knew it, I knew it. team, okay? That's all good, bro. You're my first choice anyway. Yeah, good stuff. You were my first choice too, Kane.

I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Kane, I mean, that's fair enough. You already got a teammate, all right? You can't have both teammates. Yeah, no, true, true. Grace and I are going to win.

Producer Claude, what's our category? What's our topic today for Guess That Voice? These are the highest grossing actors from the year 2000, according to one dodgy website that I found. I love it. Okay. I was a big fan of movies in the 2000s. Mainly cartoons. Good point. Okay, Brie and I

will go first. Buzzers are our names and then Kane and Grace will go second. Okay, good luck guys. Here is your celebrity. She is famously outspoken. Brie! Julia Roberts! Julia Roberts. Heard to as the mouth of the south. Celebrity. She is famously outspoken. Great. Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts.

Heard to as the mouth of the South. She's from Arkansas. Damn it, I can hear it now that you've said Julia Roberts. Yeah, I could hear it in that last word she said. Okay. Bye, Grace. We're on the board. Okay, and you can get this one, mate.

Buzz in hard as soon as you know it, okay? Good luck, guys. Sure will. Here we go. It was all about running, and I must say that my buttocks... Yes? Is that Tom Hanks? It is Tom Hanks. As Forrest would say, one of his firmest tinned hams.

Forrest Gump wasn't the year 2000, was it? No, it was in the early 90s. Because when I hear these, if they're the highest grossing actors of that year, I want to know what movie they put out that year. Could it have been Cast Away in 2000? Yeah, it could have been. Easily. Okay. I obviously didn't do enough research. I didn't think that deep into it.

You don't have the answer? No. You didn't look on that dodgy website? I'll go back to it. Okay, well this one is for you guys. Good luck. Here we go. You want to talk about the unusual. I have a... That's Nicolas Cage. It is, yep.

Thanks, we win. What is called an African pied crow. And he's a very well-dressed crow. Of course it's Nicolas Cage. Is that National Treasure that year or is that a bit later? Could have been anything. Gone in 60 seconds. True.

Hot commodity. You've picked the right team. We've got the 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. It could have been anything. Gone in 60 seconds. True. It's a hot commodity. You've picked the right team. We've got the 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, thanks, guys. Cain, we got shmoked, but we got shmoked as a team. We went down together. That's all right, bro. Next time.

Next time. You're going to have a schmock and a pancake. Austin Bowers. There's a pipe and a crack. There's a lot of different reality shows over the years that I feel like could be questionable. Naked Attraction? Yeah.

I mean, it's on the cusp. It's on the cusp? It's on the cusp. I'm more talking about reality. It's got full DMBs in it. But I'm more talking about reality shows from like the early 2000s. Teela Tequila? Yeah, that one was okay.

Rock of Love? Yeah, there's been a few. What was one where Flava Flav tried to find a wife? Yeah, what was that one? What was that called? Flava Flav! Spoiler alert, he didn't find love.

And if he did, it didn't last long. Did you find the name of that show, Claude? Megan said it's Flavor of Love. Flavor of Love, that's right. And then Rock of Love came after that. Yeah, with Kid Rock. No, with the guy from Poison. Oh, yes.

Brett Michaels. Looks a little bit like Kid Rock. Yeah, wore a bandana. Rock guy. Yeah. This next show that is on Netflix, it's a new reality series. And when I first saw it, I thought the worst. And I thought reality shows have gone way too far because it's called Dated and Related.

First red flag. I was like, surely not. Surely this cannot be what I think it is. Dating people you're related to. Yeah. Dating your cousins. That's what it sounds like, isn't it? Yeah, right.

Yeah. So apparently it's not that, but it's a love island type situation. Okay. Where you go onto the island. Yeah. But you have to take your brother or your sister with you. Oh, okay. Because for a second I thought it was going to be

you go onto Love Island but the catch is one of the people in the villa is related to you. But you've never met them. And it's your challenge to not fall in love with that person. Yeah, I mean, that sounds like a show from the early 2000s. They'd tell you at the end. Yeah, they would. You know? We've got a show from the early 2000s. They'd tell you at the end. Yeah, they would. Yeah, yeah.

You know? Yeah. We've got a bit of the trailer here if you'd like to take a listen to Dated and Related. When it comes to the battle for love, should you keep it in the family? What? Who better to have in your corner than your brother or sister who will be joining you in your search for love? Right now, I don't think any of these guys are good enough for my sister.

What can I say? Most of the time, she goes for the bad boy trap. Hello. I think it's going to be so awkward to see our sibling flirting. Yeah, yeah, okay. That's not a bad idea for a show. It'd be so awkward. I'd hate that

Yeah Going into it You're on there with your brother Are you going to be more protective of him Or is he going to be more protective of you? That'd be so awkward for me Because he would probably get all of the dates And everyone would be like

Oh, gee, she got the bad genes of the family Brie and Clint Clint, I'm very excited Because I've got a new game for you and I to play Okay This game has come from the deep, dark depths of my brain. I don't know if it'll work, but you and I are just going to give it a whirl. Let's give it a bash.

Let's see how it goes. All right. I like to call this game Why So Serious? Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face. Okay. And here's how smile on that face. Okay. And here's how it works. Really simple game.

So before the show, I said to you, can you write me three funny sentences that you think would make someone laugh if they had to read them out? Right. You know? Yeah, I've done it. And here's how it's going to work. You've written some sentences for me.

I've done the same for you. But the key to the game is that you have to be as serious as possible without laughing whilst reading them out. Okay, so it involves holding your nerve and maybe a little bit of acting as well. Exactly. All right. So I'm going to pass you. I'm famously bad at both of those things, so I'm ready.

Same. Okay, so I'm going to pass you the ones I've written for you, and I have the ones you've written for me. Do you want to go first, or do you want me to go first? I can give it a go first. Okay, so this is... So I need to say this line to you. You need to say the line to me. I haven't seen this line yet. And you can't laugh, you can't snicker,

and you have to be serious. So you have to say it in a real serious tone. Got it, got it, got it. Okay, here we go. Well, I don't know about you, but I like to dress up like a little piggy and have my bottom smacked. That's when I squeal bacon. I got him.

I got him. That's a point. Surely. That was definitely a break. Surely. That's a point. Surely. That was definitely a break. Surely that's a point. He was so close. Okay, one point to you. Okay.

Pretty good from you though. Pretty good. You really got it. I get it now. I feel like I can do better next time. Right. I'm going to go super. So I've written these ones for you.

You've written these for me. I'm going to go super serious on this. Okay, here we go. You know, I actually think there are a lot of benefits to reusable toilet paper. And I'm not just talking about saving money. I actually feel fresher down there. Can I just get you to do that one to the camera for me?

I just want to lift that one off and use it as like a individual like advertisement. No, that's all you're getting. That's all you're getting. Okay, no point there. No point there. No points. The last part nearly got me. But I held my nerve. Alright, you gotta be serious.

So say it like it's something really serious that you're delivering to me. I'm so excited for this game. Okay, I'm ready. Please excuse me. It seems like I've defecated in my pants. Gucci.

More like gookie. I think I'm good. I think you're good. I think I'm good. I think you're good. I think I'm clear. That was good. What's gookie? Gucky. Oh. Gucci.

More like gucky. Cool. That was good from you. I'm clear. Yep. Okay. I've already got the laughs on now. So it was funny.

So you've got another one that I've written for you. Okay. This is one you've written for me. You've got to be one that I've written for you. This is one you've written for me. You've got to be serious. This is serious stuff. If I'm being honest, Celebrity Treasure Island is just a poor man's heartbreak island.

And I mean that. I mean it. There was a little smile in that one. There was a little smile in that one. You've got to be harsh in this. If you even just a quiver of the lip. Okay, that's one point each.

So it all comes down to this last round. I have the last sentence that you've written for me and I need to deliver this with a straight face. Okay, and away you go. When you're ready, start the drone. Serious. Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival?

I just forfeit the point I'm not finishing that What did I say? I'm not finishing that sentence You need to let that story go Okay, you need to let that story go Well, I'm not promoting it I'm not reading it and I'm not promoting it

So read your dumb sentence and we'll see if we end on a draw or not. Did you guys know that I went to high school with the guy that invented the cloak of invisibility? True story. But none of us have seen him for ages. There was a little quiver there. Oh, come on. All right, it's a draw. Next week.

I thought I'd hit you with a dad joke at the end. I quite like that joke, actually. Dad was an original. Yeah, not bad, not bad. That means we tie. All right, gloves are off next week then. Next week, gloves are off. Feel free to text us in any of the things you think we should say, by the way.

I think this game's fun. Yeah, put them forwards. And I think we need to be even more serious. Yeah, more serious. And you guys need to be more brutal. Like, if there's a tiny smile, you're out. We wonder this afternoon, why do your partner's parents not like you? It is way more common than we probably thought.

The number of text messages that are coming through, which is horrible. And some of them are for interesting reasons. Some of them are for shocking reasons. Some of them are not good at all. Some of them I read it and I go, yeah, that's probably a good reason why they don't like you. Someone texted and they said, because I don't enjoy talking about sport and staring at sport,

boring, yeah, I would be fitter than their sports mad son so they don't like you because you don't like sports well maybe they it's not that they don't like you but maybe they can't find common ground because that's you know there's the only thing they bond about yeah sport or nothing it's because that way you have to talk about real feelings what about this text someone said my mother-in-law has been dying to take over Christmas Day from her mother-in-law. So you're obviously having everyone over. I now do Christmas and it skipped my mother-in-law completely.

So she's not impressed. You could share it. Yeah. Surely you go year about. Why does it have to be just one person? You guys need to have a family meeting, I think. Yeah, family meeting. Moldo's here. Kia ora, Moldo.

Hello, mate. Kia ora. Hello, guys. Hello. Do your partner's parents not like you? Yes. Why? I was living in the UK at that time and my now wife, she was living in the US.

She was divorcing from her long-term partner. Yeah, okay. They met during the teenager time, so her family absolutely adored him. And when she said that she was leaving and moving to the UK to meet me, obviously, and, you know, staying with me,

they absolutely hated because they thought... Yeah, he was part of the family. Yes, definitely. And they thought that I was just trying to get, you know, the right to live and work in the UK because she had that. Oh, right. So they accused you of even that. That's pretty full on.

Did she leave her previous partner for you, Mauro? No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't for me. Yeah, okay. No, she found out that she could leave and work in the UK. So she was a bit fed up of living in the United States. So she just moved to the UK. Have they come around to you yet?

Sorry? Do they to you yet? Sorry? Do they like you now? No, after 17 years married with two daughters, these two do not like me. Jeez. Oh, that's sad. Sorry to hear that, Marta. That's all right.

Well, I say that. They have the right not to like me, but the fact is we're together and we are happy. Yeah, good for you. They don't really have the right not to like you. You know? I don't see that they do, but you know, that's a bit sad. What about this one?

Many years ago, my mother offered my boyfriend 10k to leave me. We've been trying to get this one on the phone. Any luck talking to this person? No. 10k? That's a pretty good offer. Many years ago, my mother No. 10K. That's a pretty good offer. Many years ago,

my mother offered me 10K. My mother offered my boy... Wait, it was their mum offered their boyfriend 10K leave. Because she didn't want them to be together. Right, so she didn't like the boyfriend so she's going to pay off the boyfriend to leave. Exactly.

Brutal. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Hello. Is it you? Hi, how are you? The in- to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Hello. Is it you? Hi, how are you?

The in-laws don't like you, anonymous? Oh, no, they hate me. Why? Because we got together when he was 20 and he was still living at home. And about two months after he turned 21, I moved him out of home. And we moved half an hour away. Okay, so you took that little baby boy away. Yeah.

Oh, you big, mean girl. Which was all your fault, eh? He definitely didn't want to move out of Mum and Dad's house and live with his girlfriend, eh? No, no, it's all your fault. It's definitely your fault. Yeah, you're the big, bad witch. To make it worse, I moved him,

after nine months of living half an hour away, we moved 18 hours away. Ooh. Okay, that's, yeah. I away, we moved 18 hours away. Ooh. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's a harder sell. I like how you doubled down on it.

Instead of like going, we need to do something to make up to your parents, you're like, effort, let's get out of the country. If you really want to. Yeah, no. You're not going to like this. Okay. Thank you, Anonymous. Do they like you now, Anonymous?

Not really. We're not talking at the moment. Oh, Anonymous. Well, like you now, Anonymous? Not really. We're not talking at the moment. Oh, Anonymous. Well, hopefully, you know, swings and roundabouts. Maybe you'll move back six hours closer and they'll start to warm up. Swings and roundabouts. You'll be fine. Someone said my partner's previous wife cheated on him.

So according to my in-laws, for some reason, I am also suspicious. Right. Because he's been cheated on before. So you're paying for someone else's mistakes. So now all people who date their son are going to cheat on him. What about this one? My partner's parents don't like me because I'm gay and they think I converted their daughter to the gay side.

That's not how it works. That's not how it works. That is not how it works. But cute that they think that's how it works. But that's not how it works. Oh not how it works That is not how it works But cute that they think that's how it works But that's not how it works Oh, that girl has influenced our innocent daughter She gave our daughter gay Oh, she's bloody rubbed off on her

She wasn't even wearing a face mask when she came around She must have caught gay off her Don't bloody invite her around to our house for dinner We'll all turn gay Babe, you had the gay vaccine, eh? Yeah, I had it years ago I'm triple boosted. Yeah, I've got to get a booster, actually.

I'm due. There's no gay getting in me. Oh, we laugh. Bree and Clint. Just to wrap up that chat we were having before. Yes. Why do your parents-in-law not like you, your partner's parents? Remember how we tried to get that person on who said,

many years ago, my mother offered my boyfriend 10 grand to leave me? Yeah. They said they couldn't talk but they have explained. They said my mother is controlling and decided he wasn't good enough for the family hence the 10 grand to leave. It didn't make him leave and he didn't get 10 grand.

We eventually did split up but we are still good friends now and you can imagine how well I get on with my mother. Oh, you know what oh my god if you're still listening yeah i've just had the best idea find him because i've obviously you're still friends pretend like you're dating again and hopefully your mum offers up the 10k again he takes it you split it and then pretend like oh yeah we've split up yeah victimless crime and then your mum's none the wiser.

Would you take the money? Would I take the money in that situation? Look, if neither of you had a good relationship, no, no, it's bad juju. The money's cursed. You don't take the money. It's bad karma. You don't take it.

Look, I was tempted for a second there. Unless you devise a plan with your partner and you tell them about it and you take the money and they know. Oh, that's the one I was talking about. And then you stay together. Just don't take the money. The money's cursed. Lucinda's back for Birthday Banger. Hi, Lucinda. Hi, Lucinda.

Hi, I'm still driving. We talked to you two hours ago and you played Tradie vs. Lady. Welcome talked to you two hours ago and you played Tradie vs Lady. Welcome back to the show. Thanks. Twice in one day. How long is the drive you're on? Oh, it's like about six and a half years.

Yeah, right, okay. Okay, well, thanks for tuning in the whole time. It's a pleasure to do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? I think May the 7th. The 7th of May, did you say? Yeah. Okay, perfect.

That means you were 16 in 1992. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Brie loves this song. One of my all-time favourite songs ever. Mr Beg to be with you. Do you love this song, Lucinda? Yeah, I love it. I think Lucinda might be going over the Kaimais or something.

Wait there, we'll go to Amy. Kia ora, Amy. Kia ora, Amy. Hi there, hi. How are you, mate? How's your Monday going? Oh, it's been pretty busy, but I'm home now, so that's good. Good. Good to hear, Amy.

Well, let's top it off with a birthday banger. What's your birthday? Birthday is the 30th of December, 1983. Oh, what a horrible day to have a birthday. I feel your pain, Amy. Oh, yeah. It's a shocker. You were 16 in 1999, and here's your birthday banger.

I'm into this. It's not too bad. It's good, yeah. Not bad, Amy. It's not an overplayed S Club 7 song either. Feels a bit fresher for an S Club 7 from 1999. I mean, is any S Club song overplayed these days? It's bringing back way too many memories. Yeah, banger, Amy.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do one Yeah, banger, Amy. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Logan. Kia ora, Logan. G'day, Logan. Oh, hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How's it going? Good, mate.

How are you? Oh, fantastic. Monday's out the way. Oh, good to hear. Good attitude, Logan. I love it. What's your birthday? It is the 21st of the 6th, 91.

All right, Logan. That means you were 16 in 2007. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. The biggest Rihanna song of all time, that's Umbrella. Fun fact, this song was number one across multiple different countries at the same time, which is quite unusual these days. Yeah, of course. And unusual like at any time, to be honest.

Do you rate it, Logan? Oh, definitely 100% banger. 100% banger, yeah. She's a queen. Get the Jay-Z version on if we pick that. Okay, we're going to decide between Mr. Big, S Club, and Rihanna Umbrella. I think for a Monday, it's got the S Club 7 vibes, I think, for a Monday. I think it does too.

Yeah. Especially that S Club 7 song. Amy was loving it. Everyone had a great birthday banger. It's hard to choose, but Amy, I think you have just taken out birthday banger. Congratulations. All right, put this one on, Amy, while you have your dinner. She's happy.

Coming straight out of 1999. Here's your Birthday Banger. Is it him? We're going to show you how And I am not done And I am not done Bree and Clint Take you home Take you home And I am not done

We're going to show you how Can you hit those high notes? Absolutely not. Do you want to have a go? Which way? I wish I hadn't have done that. That was a bad decision I just made. And there's no going back.

You hurt my ears. Oh, you did the same to me last week when you sounded like a mosquito. I can't hear you. I can't hear what you're saying. Oh. You shush. Someone texted very offended

that we didn't play Umbrella on such a hideous, rainy Monday. True, it is the radio's job to reflect the weather outside, isn't it? That is our main goal, isn't it? So yeah, we hear that criticism. Loud and clear. You'll know her from Wellington Paranormal. You might have heard her on the ACC calling some cricket matches as well.

And tonight you'll see her on Celebrity Treasure Island. Please welcome to the show, Karen O'Leary. G'day, mate. Yeah, g'day. How's it going? I haven't seen anything funny yet. Well, I just find you hilarious. Well, O'Leary-ous it is, actually. O'Leary-ous. O'Leary-ous.

Yeah, got it. Look, mate, I'm so excited for tonight. And I'm so excited for everyone to see just how bloody hilarious you are. Well, time will tell. I've got no idea how hilarious I'm going to look or not look. But, like, I'm excited, just like the rest of the whole country. Are you excited and also nervous? Because I feel like I've spoken to a lot of the cast members from this year.

And it's a pretty daunting thing, putting yourself out there on a reality show where you don't have enough food, you don't have enough sleep, so you're vulnerable. Are you excited and nervous? Oh, look, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't terrified, but I'm not terrified. I'm perfectly happy as Larry, can't wait. No, certainly I'm very scared and obviously you don't know how the show's been kind of put together

they might have made you the bad guy I hope so because that would make me seem tough and cool but I've already seen the promo where I'm crying like a big baby

yeah haven't you already got a nickname yeah thanks Alex Casey it's Karen Oteri Karen Oteri I just want to say hold the phone I think vulnerability

is a sign of strength totally and therefore it absolutely is I think it makes me look as really tough as I want to say hold the phone I think vulnerability is a sign of strength totally and therefore it absolutely is I think it makes me look as really tough as I want to be so maybe you're a favourite

to take the whole thing out I've watched the trailer do you and Mike King hate each other? sorry what was the question? Mike King New Zealander of the Year do you have a friendly relationship?

Oh, look, we were competitors in a competition. So obviously with that brings a certain level of, you know, in some instances ego, sometimes aggression, and sometimes just a bit of disagreement here and there. I mean, I think that Mike was just there to play his version of the game. And it's not my fault. I thought it wasn't a his version of the game. And it's not my fault. I thought it wasn't a good version of the game. I've already seen things written up where maybe he's the bad guy

on this season of Celebrity Treasure Island. Look, we can't say too much. We can't confirm or deny that. You guys can't say anything, but I can speculate because I haven't seen the show. Of course you can. Yeah. And I can prod and I can probe and I can ask,

have you and Mike caught up for a beer since the wrap of Celebrity Treasure Island? The thing is, I mean, I've been keen as a bean, but we live in different cities. Right. Okay. Yeah. I had caught up with Dame Susie D. Oh, yeah. Have you?

Absolutely. We're good friends now. She went to my high school. Did she? Yeah, not at the same time. I was going to say, really? Well, she's got me signed up at the Kelvin Squash Club, so I'm going to start my squash career. Yeah, great.

Good. You seem like a squash player. I think. What do you mean? What are you trying to say? You just seem, you know, like you'd be good my squash career Yeah, great, good You seem like a squash player I think, what do you mean? What are you trying to say? You just seem, you know, like you'd be good at it Yeah, sports That's what I thought when I went into the show

I used to play sports when I was a kid These challenges are going to be a walk in the park And they were for you I mean, you just killed it I got to the first one and I was like Karen, you idiot You're 44, you're completely unfit And you're not an All Black or an Olympian

You twit What do you think, Karen, was the hardest part you're completely unfit and you're not an all-black or an Olympian. You twit. What do you think, Karen, was the hardest part about being on the show for you personally? Human relationships. It's kind of like being on a weird school camp with a bunch of strangers and a variety of personalities, which I found very intriguing for the most part. But obviously when there are people that have quite a different approach to you, that can cause a bit of tension and conflict. So it's about just trying to resolve that in a diplomatic

and hopefully entertaining way, but sometimes just getting really pissed off. We're talking to Karen O'Leary. She's on Celebrity Treasure Island this season. It starts tonight. Who did you like the most of the contestants? Who was your favourite person on Celebrity Treasure Island? Oh, you can't choose favourites, can you?

You must have had a bestie. Oh yeah, Bree, obviously. No, you can't pick Bree. I mean, you're putting your had a bestie. Oh yeah, Brie, obviously. No, you can't pick Brie. I mean, you bring your own hand up. Everybody picks Brie. I didn't put my hand up. I was just, you know, offering.

I have to say that to be polite. But you always look the nicest because you had like all your make-up and hair stuff. I had a shower every night. I don't look like I've been

stranded on the beach for about 12 years in that Brie video. Everyone else looks kind of well-kempt and I'm like, what happened to me? But yeah,

I made some very good friendships. Perlina Lau just got shoved together and then a very unlikely friendship occurred and it's lovely and it's still ongoing. I've got a lot of time for Dr. Joel. Melody Robinson, she's great and also I just used to think she was really cool because she played for the Blackburns. There's a lot of amazing

people on the show. And obviously Mike King. I think in general, not everyone gets along with everyone. And I think that's just something you have to learn in life. And when you're forced to live with people and compete against people, it makes for a melting pot. Absolutely. And I think, you know,

isn't that what makes good TV? Exactly right, Karen O'Leary. And I was happy to be there, part of that melting pot, bubbling things over where I could and trying to keep it nice and on the simmer. It's made two good seasons so far. Let's see if it makes a third. I'm sure it does. It starts tonight on TV2.

Celebrity Treasure Island. Karen O'Leary, thanks so much. Oh, thank you so much. I'll be there. Watch it and love it. And thank you. A wedding announcement in a newspaper. Yeah. And the reason why it has been memed is that the two people who were joined together in holy matrimony,

although it might have been a great match, you know. Personality-wise. Personality-wise. Yeah, yeah. Soulmates. Name-wise, not so much. Ah. Because these were the two people that got married

And this is what it said Cindy Craven And Charles Wayne Dick Will be married July 21 At Glen Falls Baptist Church So I believe If I do the math Their hyphenated name will be Craven Dick.

What's her first name? Cindy. Cindy Craven Dick. Yeah. I mean, it's solid. What's his first name? Charles. Charles Craven Dick.

Charles Craven Dick. Where's Charles? Craven Dick. Are you talking about Cravendick? Yeah, he works at the post office. Look, I thought that's fantastic. What do you feel like for dinner, Charles? It could be worse.

Her name could be Anita. Well, then you would keep her last name. She'd just be Anita Craven. Which is fine. Because, fun fact, you don't have to take the other person's last name when you get married. What? You definitely don't have to hyphenate your name if one of your last names

is Craven and the other one's last name is Dick. Yeah, it's not a good situation. I thought I would do some digging upon this meme resurfacing and find some other marriages that weren't the best match in terms of their last dates. On paper? On paper. Look, and these are all real.

These are not made up. Can I just state that? These are 100% real. Bree spent the afternoon trawling the archives at birth, death and marriages. I literally have. I've done quite a lot of research on this and these are all real. So the first one is the holy matrimony between Marbeth Showers.

She got married to Paul Golden. No, that's not acceptable. So hyphenated, Golden Showers. Or Showers Golden, you don't know. I mean, they wanted to go with Golden Showers, but, you know, because his name has to go first. I mean, they wanted to go with golden showers, but, you know, because his name has to go first. I wonder if they knew what it meant.

Okay, yeah. Second one. These are all real. Kimberly Dick from North Carolina married William Bender. So technically their name would be. And is she? Dick Bender. I hope

they have a long and loving marriage. With all the curves that come with married life. The curves and the swerves. According to their day. Number three, Carmen Nicely. You never know what's coming up around the bend when you're a dick.

You don't. You know marriage can be a bumpy ride for some. Number three, these are all real. These were taken from the marriage announcements out of the newspaper. Carmen Nicely married Thomas Shaver. Nicely Shaver. Nicely.

Do they just get away with that one or do they not? They don't get away with it Come on now Imagine their kids going to school Don't pass the last name Shaver down That's horrible Take her name Someone fall on the sword and end that last name

Thomas, your last name's crap You've got to take her name Right, mate? Just fall on the sword Swallow your pride Okay, number four Tina Maria Bush Right take her name. Right, mate? Just fall on the side. Swallow your pride. Okay, number four. Tina Maria Bush married Kevin Edward Grabber.

Could have been worse. She could have married Shaver. Yeah, I know. Well, it's funny you say that. I mean, could be worse. Donald Trump could be their uncle. All right, here we go. Number five. Cynthia T. Bush married Matthew C. Rash. Oh, Bush-Rash.

Yeah. Not great. And the last one, to wrap it up, these are all real marriages where their names have not gelled well. Laura Mae Beaver married Ryan Lee Aiken. Beaver Aiken. Or Aiken Beaver. Or Aiken Beaver married Ryan Lee Aiken. Beaver Aiken. Or Aiken Beaver. Or Aiken Beaver.

It doesn't work either way. If anyone knows why these two people should not be joined in holy matrimony. Their last names. Their last names is a great reason. Brave. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. He's in.