ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th September 2024
Episode Date: September 5, 2024Putting juice in the microwave - yay or nay? This guy wore an anklet for waaaay too long. Acts of service that get your motor running. Alternative names for the Warriors bar. See omnystudio.c...om/listener for privacy information.
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Tonight we are going to witness the
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Danny, Brie and Clint.
Yeah, g'day guys. Happy
Thursday afternoon. No
Clint today, but that's alright.
I've got the producers
and they're just as funny. Just as
good.
Well, that's what they think anyway.
Now, we've got a big show for you planned.
Of course, we're going to put more people in the draw
to see Sabrina Carpenter live in San Fran.
Oh, my goodness.
And you know what?
I say we do a couple more than we're supposed to.
Are you going to be a naughty?
Well, Clint's not here.
The boss isn't here.
Ross Boss, he's gone home.
All right.
And I just feel like people are working their tushies off
to get in this draw.
So we'll do a couple extra of those.
We'll see how we go.
Don't know how many, but we'll try and put as many of you
in the draw as we can.
We've got What's the Plot later on.
Oh, yeah, you're killing it because your goal is to keep winning
throughout the whole year, right? Yeah.
Like, I think if I
can get to the end of the year without
losing, I might get
to $1,000. Ooh, I want to see that.
Which I haven't done in many
many years. It's okay.
It's happening. I've been off form
for many years. It's because you say
you get distracted. I'm like, no!
Attention! I do! I just need, no, attention. I do.
I just need to find, it's like Sean Johnson.
Yeah, okay.
You know, he goes through good form and then he loses it
and then he finds the passion again.
I just need to channel my best Sean Johnson,
if that analogy makes any sense.
Get that try.
Yeah.
Get that conversion.
Score point nice, Claude.
There you go.
Go terminology. He does that, doesn't he? We know sports. Score point. Nice, Claude. There you go. Go terminology.
We know sports.
No idea.
We love sports.
Speaking of sports, we'll talk about the new Warriors bar
and what they've named it,
but that's way later down the line in the show.
Right now, we're going to kick it off with Tradie versus Lady.
$50 cash up for grabs, thanks to KFC.
If you want to play, give us a call right now.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
We'll pop you on the radio.
We're still going to play a game of tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady!
3, 2, 1, let's go! You've got the tradies, you've got
the ladies. The tradies on a bit of a comeback, I must say, Producer Claude.
They've been going very well.
Yeah, they've been behind all year, but the gap is definitely closing up.
It's definitely closing up.
The tradies are on 71.
The ladies on 77.
Let's see how this plays out this afternoon.
Let's talk to our lady first.
She's from Christchurch.
She's 33, and she's a stay-at-home mum with two boys.
Welcome to the show, Kelsey.
Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
What are your two boys' names?
They are Carter and Archer.
Oh, cool names.
Named after anyone or anything?
No, just like the name, to be honest.
Yeah, I think you've done well there.
Nice, Kelsey.
Let's see who you'll be taking on.
Our tradie this afternoon is from Toedonga.
They're 18, and last week he drove into a puddle that was way too deep.
Welcome to the show, Luke.
Hello.
Hello, Luke.
How deep are we talking?
Probably three metres.
Three metres.
And what, in a car?
Yeah, in my truck.
I can hear ourselves in your truck.
Do you want to turn the radio down just a touch, Luke,
and we'll rip into this game?
Here's the deal, Kelsey, your buzzer is lady.
Luke, your buzzer is tradie.
When you think you know the answer, yell it out.
First to three gets that $50 cash from KFC. Okay?
Perfect.
All right. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Jazz and rose are varieties of what type
of fruit?
Lady.
Yes, Kelsey.
Apple.
Apple is correct. Nice work. You're away with one on the board. Here comes question number
two. Simone Biles is famous for her skill in what sport?
Trading.
I'm going to say Luke just got in.
Gymnastics.
Nice work, Luke.
Well done.
We're all tied up, one apiece.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Kelsey just got in there.
It's pink.
Nice work, Kelsey.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Damn, this is a close game.
Question number four.
Who was the first Disney princess?
Was it Cinderella, Ariel or Snow White?
Lady.
Luke just got in.
I'm going to say Cinderella.
Cinderella.
Such a good guess, but incorrect.
Kelsey?
Snow White.
It was Snow White, and that is the win.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Gosh, he's put the ladies back in it.
But, I mean, Luke, you played a fantastic game.
Unfortunately, just came up short this afternoon.
That's fine.
Thank you for that, guys.
No worries.
You played very well.
But, Kelsey, too good today.
$50 cash coming your way.
That is awesome.
Thank you so much, Bree.
You're welcome, Kelsey.
Have a good afternoon, mate.
You too.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Bree and Clint.
One of the girls that works in the office here, Claude,
said something very weird about her brother.
You made it sound like I said that.
I didn't say that.
I mean, it could have been you.
Sounds like something I would say, but this time I didn't.
Something that Claude definitely didn't say.
No, it wasn't Claude.
But one of the girls that works here,
she just happened to drop into conversation
that her brother doesn't like hot drinks at all.
And when we say hot drinks, what are we thinking about?
We're thinking about tea, coffee.
Hot chocolate.
Chocolate.
Some people like to just drink like hot water.
That's weird.
Yeah.
That's where I draw the line.
But lemon in it, you got me though.
The only time.
You're like, I'm like kryptonite.
The only time I'm drinking hot water is when I'm desperate in the shower.
Ew, you drink water in the shower?
Yeah.
Ew.
I won't even brush my teeth in the shower.
I don't like the hot water in my mouth.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't mind drinking the hot water in the shower.
I know it's the same water that you get from the tap in the kitchen, but I'm like, no,
this is different.
Oh, really?
And I'm not drinking it.
You think it's dirty?
Yeah.
It's not.
It's not.
Remember when I came clean about that weird thing I do in the shower
where I'll stand, because I'm a front-on
showerer, so you're a back
showerer. Yeah, like a normal person.
No, I stand front-on. I want
the hot water hitting my chest. But it's going to
hit your mouth. No, and
remember when I shared this? Oh yeah, you
did it. And I do this thing where I'll
open my mouth, fill my mouth
up with water,
and then kind of like let it spew out into my body.
Like you're a water feature.
Yeah, yeah.
Producer Ella, didn't you say you do that too?
Yeah, I do, but I'm confused.
I do both, and I thought that was normal.
I thought you spend a little time like under the shower,
like reflecting on your day, and then you go front on like Bree.
You do the Google thing.
You know, I thought that was – Oh, you're a bisexual shower.
I am a bisexual shower.
Oh, you can go both ways.
I do.
I swing both ways.
Hey, good on you, babe.
But only in the shower.
You do you, babe.
You do you.
But now we just sound like the weird ones.
And when I say we, I mean me.
And baby Ella.
No, she said that her brother, yeah yeah doesn't like hot drinks so doesn't
like any of the the hot teas or the coffees or anything but when he's in the mood for a hot drink
he will heat up his juice oh no oh that's weird have you ever had hot juice that sounds really
gross i'm trying to figure out like what equivalent, like there's no
like hot, I suppose
there's a fruit tea. Like a fruit tea. That's the equivalent.
Yeah. Would be the equivalent
of a hot juice. Ew.
It sounds like, what type
of juice? Because I feel like some juices
would be better than others. Like
orange juice with pulp. No.
Not good. I think apple juice would be really
nice. Apple juice might be good. It'd be like Turkish apple tea. Yeah. Not good. I think apple juice would be really nice. Apple juice might be good.
It'd be like Turkish apple tea.
Yeah.
I could see apple juice being a thing.
You wouldn't want those like really thick, syrupy, like a mango juice.
Mango juice wouldn't be good.
No.
What do you reckon, Producer Ella?
What juice do you reckon would be good, best served, hot?
Grapefruit juice.
Freshly squeezed and then it's nice cold.
But it's not good cold.
But you also, oh, it is good cold, but it's also good warm.
I'm just going to put it out there.
You don't like it.
Grapefruits.
Who likes them?
Yeah, they're interesting.
But if you dilute it with water.
Are you pretending though?
Is this like a big practical joke?
No, to be fair, we have a grapefruit tree.
So like we squeeze it and then you, half and half water. It's actually be fair, we have a grapefruit tree. So, like, we squeeze it.
And then you do half and half water.
It's actually quite nice.
Vitamin C, good for you.
I just think it tastes so yuck.
Really?
It's a real bitter to me.
It's one of those fruits where it's like,
if you have to throw sugar all over it to make it taste nice.
Yeah, then it's not good.
Just eat an orange.
Are you eating them right?
I love oranges.
You're eating them when they're ripe.
I'm not eating them at all. Yeah, I stay way away good. Just eat an orange. Are you eating them right? I love oranges. You're eating them when they're big, right? I'm not eating them at all.
Yeah, I stay way away from grapefruits.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe as a hot tea, though.
Maybe.
We have to try it.
Come on.
Someone just said, what about hot Ribena?
Oh, that actually sounds really nice.
If you know me, I am all over Ribena.
Like, I am obsessed with it.
It's like my guilty pleasure.
I didn't know that.
Didn't you know that?
No.
Ella and I went to a bakery yesterday and I literally was like,
oh, I hope they have Ribena.
They don't.
You can't.
To the drinks.
My partner, if she's ever in the bad books,
she'll always buy me a Ribena.
Oh, delicious.
Over flowers.
I'm like, damn it, my kryptonite.
I'm happy again.
Fine, I forgive you.
I forgive you.
Someone else said hot raro.
Hot blackcurrant.
Oh, I can see that.
Is robina not blackcurrant?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, good point.
It sure is.
It would be delicious.
It sure is.
Yep, we already covered that.
Tomato juice, someone's text through. No, tomato juice someone's ticked through.
Absolutely.
Go in the bin.
I don't understand.
And if you're drinking tomato juice on the reg.
You're right.
My mum does.
I don't understand.
Does she?
It's horrific.
Is that for?
Oh, for down.
I don't know.
Is that for like, you know?
She put a bit of Tabasco in it.
Oh.
Bit of booze, bit of celery.
That's a Bloody Mary.
Now we're talking.
Yeah.
I thought we could put it out there on 0800DIALSATM.
You can dob in someone else or you can dob in yourself.
What's the weird food habit that you have?
And maybe it's a weird food combo.
Oh, yeah.
Or maybe it's just like a weird food habit,
like heating up your orange juice.
But what is the weird food habit that you have?
0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
We'd love to get you on.
Bree and Clint.
Right now we're talking about a friend of ours that outed her brother
and said he hates hot drinks.
So whenever he feels like something that's hot in the liquid form, he'll heat up his
juice. That's so strange.
It's weird. Imagine being on a plane and they're like
tea or coffee? Tea or coffee?
Hot orange juice please. Like hot juice.
Put it in the microwave. They're like alright
you weirdo. So we're asking
on 0800 dials at M
what's the weird food habit or
combo that you have or someone
that you know? Let's talk to Brody. G'day Brody. Hi. What is the weird food habit or combo that you have or someone that you know? Let's talk to Brody.
G'day, Brody.
Hi.
What is the weird?
Oh.
Oh, Brody.
Brody's dropped out.
Oh, no.
We might get her back.
Let's go to Jessica.
Hi, Jessica.
Hi.
Who is it, Jessica?
Is it you?
Is it someone you know?
It's my dad.
Okay.
Tell us what dad is doing. He
absolutely loves Marmite and honey. Marmite and honey?
So, I mean, is it in a sandwich or on toast?
He'll have it on a sandwich, on toast, on crackers.
He's obsessed with Marmite and honey. Look, I kind of get it
because it'd be a salty sweet vibe.
Oh, true.
But I do feel like Marmite is a very strong salty component, you know?
Exactly.
Interesting.
When did he start doing that or has he just always done that?
He's a truck driver, so they come up with weird combinations
when they're limited on food, I think.
Yeah.
Just something quick he can whip up in the cab, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, fair enough.
Hey, thanks for calling through, Jess.
So, yeah, a lot of text coming through on this.
Someone said,
I love frozen peas with vinegar as a snack over the summertime.
Ella was telling me that her sister does the frozen peas thing.
What?
You get out a bag of frozen peas.
And you just snack on them. And you put a bag of frozen peas you throw them snack on them
and you put vinegar on it do you put them in a bowl she doesn't have a hello we can hear you oh
you can hear me she doesn't have it with um like vinegar just frozen peas oh my dogs go crazy for
frozen peas like whenever i want them to like just leave me alone i'll grab a handful of frozen peas
and just throw them out on the back lawn.
Oh, they can like snuffle around.
Yeah, and they go nuts for it.
It's like a game for them.
Yeah, it's interesting.
Someone else texted her and said chicken shapes and Nutella.
Salty sweet again.
Yeah, salty sweet.
Yeah, salty sweet.
Someone else said my husband has marmite on toast,
then dips it in berry yogurt.
He loves it.
Oh, no.
I don't know about that one see i don't like
marmite in the first place so as soon as that's an addition i'm already not on board thanks but
this one spaghetti hoops and tinned sweet corn together with cheese on top that sounds delicious
really yeah that sounds really nice you came for that yeah because it's like having like spaghetti
with cheese on top pretty standard right yeah right? Yeah. Corn, it's still
like a savoury element. But sweet corn.
You have it with that kind of tomato-y stuff
anyway, right? Mmm. Okay, I'm
not going to knock it because I haven't tried it. Yeah, I like that one.
Oh, we got Brodie back. We'll talk
to Brodie. Hi, Brodie.
Hi. Tell us, is it you that has a weird
food habit? Yes, it is.
What do you do, Brodie?
So I will go to the fridge and I will grab a straight carrot out of the fridge and eat it.
You enter just, you know, just
a full raw carrot. Yep. I won't peel it. Won't take anything off it.
Just eat it. What about those little stringy bits? Do you leave those on? Yeah, still eat
them. And is it just carrots, Brodie, or do you ever just pull out a whole
capsicum and just, you know, eat it like an apple? Well, sometimes
I will grab icing sugar, put it on a spoon and dip it in Nutella.
Oh, see, now you're talking my language. That sounds like a delicious
combo. Hey, I think... Yeah, it is very yum. I bet it is. Hey, thanks for calling
through, Brodie. It's okay. See you, mate. Someone texted through
and said, oh, this is a vibe right now.
I like to put a lot of Milo powder into a cup with a tiny bit of milk
and mix it together to turn it into a sticky, chocolatey Milo sludge.
The Milo sludge.
Yeah, I do that too.
There's nothing better than Milo sludge.
You know when the directions are like two tablespoons
and I'm like, you mean like heaped dessert spoons, right?
I'm talking like the big serving spoons.
Yeah, the serving ones.
Yeah.
Can't even fit it in the cup.
To the top of the cup.
That's so good.
It's the only way.
There's so many texts coming through.
I think it just shows that our taste buds are so different.
Like everyone has their thing.
I always want to know where these combinations come from.
You like it now, but how did it start?
Someone else said, I love sugar in my scrambled eggs.
What?
Oh, you've taken it too far.
Yeah.
Oh, you've taken it way too far there.
Someone else said peanut butter in a feijoa sandwich.
Wait.
A feijoa sandwich is like an actual, the fruit sliced up,
peanut butter, bread.
You can put anything on a sandwich.
Oh, banana sandwich?
Oh, yeah.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I know what we're going to go make.
It's time to head to Hollywood.
From iHeartRadio, this isest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, we were talking about this Katy Perry podcast,
the Call Me Daddy episode yesterday,
and we asked you, do you think she's going to address the Dr Luke stuff?
And has she, Dean?
She has.
So our girl, Alex Kipper, who we love,
we also love Katy Perry, of course, she went there.
She said it was closer to the end of the interview.
It's an hour-long interview, but at the very last three minutes,
pretty much, is when Alex Cooper said,
okay, you've had a lot of people disappointed that you worked
with Dr. Luke on this album.
Why did you choose to work with him on this?
Awesome open question.
Katy said she dodged it.
Breathe.
Oh, no, Dean.
She dodged it. She dodged it, and I'm really disappointed that she didnged it Bree. Oh no Dean! She dodged it
and I'm really disappointed that she
didn't get it. I don't really know what the
right answer would have been but it was what she said.
She said, look, you know,
this was my, this album is all
about, you know, like my career and how I kind of
got here and like, you know, the metamorphosis
of my career is what she said. People don't
realise, obviously, you know, Dr Luke works
with Katy Perry on Teenage Dream.
Yes.
I kissed a girl.
So all of her big hits was what she worked with him.
Her last two albums, she did not work with Dr Luke.
Both of those albums were, you know, very, very, very...
Didn't she?
Yeah, and that's why she brought...
She said, look, I've worked with lots of collaborators
on this album, but she didn't say why she chose
to work with him.
She just said, I worked with lots of collaborators.
This is sort of my story, she said, from my perspective
and that, you know, she'd worked with all these different people
over her career.
She didn't really...
She didn't address it, did she?
That's such a politician's answer to that question.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so disappointing because what we wanted, Dane,
we wanted some explanation.
And one of the things that was flying around was the fact that
was she still under a contract where she had to be working with him?
That was something that was floating around.
But obviously, as you just said, the last two albums that she released,
she didn't work with him.
So obviously that's not the case.
And there's another thing that people forget is that,
this is something people forget, but basically, you know,
Kesha alleged that Dr Luke assaulted Katy Perry.
Yes, I remember.
I do remember that.
He then sued Kesha for defamation.
Katy Perry had to go on the stand and testify that he never,
ever assaulted Katy Perry had to go on the stand and testify that he never, ever thought Perry.
So I actually think that maybe it's just a thought.
This is what I think.
Maybe she thinks he's innocent.
Yeah, I mean, you could be right.
You could be right.
But even from a business decision viewpoint, Dean,
you think that she would be smarter than that to be like,
well, that doesn't look great. I
might just stay away from him and work
with someone else, you know?
Yep, agreed. I don't know what, there's no
justification. And like we said
before, there's no right answer either. I don't know what the
answer would have been if we would have gone, oh yeah,
okay, that makes sense. No, she shouldn't have worked with him.
It was a big mistake. It
totally derailed this awesome album. I mean,
I love her song Lifetimes. I love it.
She's coming to Australia soon to perform for the AFL
Grand Final or the opening
final. Yes, one of the
two.
I still love her, but
unfortunately she's missed the boat and she didn't
answer this well. Yeah, I have to agree
with you, Dean. Thank you so much for that update. We appreciate
it. Thanks, Brie.
Bring it in, guys. Producers,
bring it in. We have to have a talk. We have to have
a talk about something that
I saw a couple of weeks ago. I met this guy
and I noticed
something straight away about this
guy. Because I've looked down at his
ankles, because
he was wearing kind of like a
his pants when he sat down
revealed. I was going to say, why were his ankles out?
Revealed his ankles because he was wearing Birkenstocks.
Oh, okay.
So his ankles were out.
I'll allow it.
And something caught my eye, which was an anklet.
Oh.
An anklet.
Not like a criminal one.
No.
No.
Just like a.
Not like a bracelet.
Oh, yeah.
Not like an ankle bracelet.
Yeah. Just like a... Not like a bracelet. Oh, yeah. Not like an ankle bracelet.
Just like an actual anklet.
You know the ones you get normally when you go on a holiday and you're feeling real kind of spiritual and you're like,
I'm going to get an anklet.
Was it like a metal one or a shell one or like a woven one?
It was a woven one.
It was a woven anklet.
One, it was quite unusual.
Two, which I'm all for it.
I think guys with anklets, hot.
I'm going to put it out there.
I think it's pretty hot.
I feel like I've never thought about it hard enough to make a decision on that.
Yeah, if it's the right anklet.
Yeah, and the right ankle.
And the right ankle.
Like a nice tanned ankle.
Oh, nothing better.
Is there an ankle that you're supposed to put it on to, because
I know if you pierce a certain side of your nose, you're, thank you for picking up. Oh,
yeah, that's a good question. That's a good question. Maybe. The right side means, yeah.
Maybe. But the reason this guy's anklet caught my attention was how disgustingly ratty it
was, right? So it was. Oh, no.
Right?
So it was not in good neck.
It was real yuck.
It's like when you wear a festival bracelet way too long
and it's like stringy.
Exactly.
You're trying to hold on to those memories,
but you need to let go.
You've already left.
You need to let go at some point.
And I said to the guy, I was like,
hey, how long have you had that anklet on for?
Because he had like a full tan and everything.
Like an anklet tan. I was like, how long have you had that anklet on for? Because he had like a full tan and everything. Like an anklet tan.
I was like, how long have you had that anklet on for?
And he said, and I need a drum roll if you've got a drum roll, Claude.
He said that the anklet has been on his ankle for 14 years.
14 years this guy has had this anklet on his ankle and i said why i said no offense but it
looks disgusting you can get a new one and you know what he said to me he i can't remember i
think he was in bar i think he said he was in bali 14 years ago and he bought this anklet because
obviously it was like you know as we all do on a holiday.
And he got told that it was for good luck and that it was bad luck to take it off or to cut it off and it was extra good luck.
So like wear it until it falls off.
So you wear it until it falls off.
And he's like, it just has never fallen off.
He's like, please get it off me.
He said to me, he wore it on his wedding day. So he started dating this
girl, right? And of course she would have been like, what's the story with the anklet?
Because they'd been together I think for like six years, he said.
So he'd known the anklet longer than his wife.
And she was like, you're not wearing that on our wedding day and blah blah blah. He's like
the marriage will be cursed. And so not wearing that on our wedding day and blah, blah, blah. He's like, the marriage will be cursed.
And so he wore it on his wedding day.
Babe, it's bad luck.
Yeah, and that was it.
How thick is like the band?
It was pretty thick.
Like there's no wonder it hadn't fallen off.
Do you reckon on the wedding day he tucked it into the sock?
I hope so.
Or wore it outside of the sock.
Or he could have been one of those grooms that didn't wear socks.
To show off the bracelet.
To show off the ankle.
I don't know.
That's a long time.
I mean, that's
longer than most people are at
any job, in a relationship,
marriages. Longer than your jeans
will last. Yeah. Like I do
have undies that I reckon are 14
or so years old. You know you
can get rid of those. I know but then I'm always just like. We've been through this Bree. You can get new undies that i reckon are 14 14 or so years old but you know you can get rid of those i know
but then i'm always just like we've been through this breed you can get new i can like if i hold
them up to the light i can see through the crop are you holding on to the memories well just you
know when you get to the last pair of undies and then you have to wear your real bad ones so i keep
those but then back up back up but then i just end up wearing them anyway. Because I'm like, oh, well, there's that.
It's been raining a lot.
I haven't done the laundry.
I thought we could put it out there on 0800DIALSATM
or you can text her on 9696.
Is there something that you have had on your body?
Like maybe it's a ring that you haven't taken off for 25 years.
Maybe it's, what else?
Yeah, back when it was cool.
I shouldn't say this.
I used to wear a toe ring.
You're so a toe ring type person.
And I think I wore it for about four years straight.
Like I never took it off.
Four years you wore that thing?
The only time it almost came off was because I was swimming in the ocean.
I was like, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
And it was slowly working its way.
But I was like, nah, stay back. You stay on that toe was slowly working its way. But I was like, nah, stay back.
You stay on that toe.
You stay on there.
I used to put, do you guys remember those little feathers
that people had in their hair?
You?
I used, I bought a whole kit.
No way.
I bought a whole kit with like the pliers and everything.
Shut up.
And I would put them into my hair.
It was very Kesha.
I swear I've seen a photo with you with a fedora and a feather.
That sounds like me, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I went through a real fedora feather stage.
Oh, my God.
That is atrocious.
Maybe you had dreadlocks for 20 years.
What's something that was on your body that you had on your body
for a long time?
Bree and Clint.
Right now we're talking about this guy that I met a couple of weeks ago and I noticed
that he was wearing an anklet.
It looked pretty rough and I said, how old is that thing?
And that's when he said it was like, he goes, oh, I think it's like 14 years I've had it
on.
It's a very impressive amount of time.
It's a long time.
Yeah.
Well, so I
thought, because we've asked you guys on 0800DIALSATM and to text through on 9696,
how long has something been on your body for? Let's kick it off with Danielle. Hi, Danielle.
Hello. What's the thing that's been on your body for a long time? A belly button piercing.
Okay. And has it been the same ring or the same belly button piercing?
No, no.
I've changed it around a few times.
I probably haven't changed it for the last, I don't know, maybe five or six years.
Five or six years.
And how long have you had the piercing for?
Between 17 and 18 years now.
Wow.
Have you ever thought about taking it out?
No, not really.
It's just become a part of me, isn't it?
I'm the exact same as you, Danielle.
Like, I got my nose pierced when I was, like, 17,
and I don't even think about it anymore.
Like, it's just a part of me.
Yeah. Yeah, I remember getting mine done when I was 13. think about it anymore. Like it's just a part of me. Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember getting mine done when I was 13.
My mum took me.
Wait, you got your nose pierced when you were 13?
No, my belly.
Oh, way to one-up me, Danielle.
Hey, thanks for calling through, babe.
We appreciate it.
Thank you.
Let's talk to Rhys on 0800-DIALS-AT-M.
G'day, Rhys.
G'day, how's it going?
Good, thank you, Rhys.
So what's the thing that's been on your body for a long period?
Are you there, Rhys?
Oh, no.
I really want to know what it was.
I think I might have it here.
Hold on one sec because his was really good.
Here it is.
Rhys said that he has a Turk's head knot anklet.
So that's the type of braid I think it is.
That was put on his right leg at the halfway point
of his first Atlantic crossing at 19 years old.
He's now 39 and he still has it on.
So it's been 20 years.
So 19 to 39, 20 years it's been on his body.
I wonder what condition it's in,
if it's like the other guy where it was a bit ready.
He said, trust me, it gets a very good clean in the shower.
See, at that point you can't let it go.
It's part of you.
Yeah.
Like I wonder if it's just kind of, you know,
melted into his ankle. It's like I actually can't take it off if it's just kind of melted into his ankle.
It's like I actually can't take it off.
He's like, it literally won't come off.
Let's talk to Leanne.
Hi, Leanne.
Hi.
What is it for you, Leanne, that's been on your body for a long time?
Mine's not that cool.
Mine's a necklace.
Okay, a necklace.
How long?
Well, I got it when I was 12 and I've worn it every day
apart from my wedding day till now, and I'm 31.
That's pretty impressive.
Yeah.
Do you wear it all the time, or do you take it off when you're sleeping?
No, I wear it all the time.
Like, it's just tied on, so, like, I change the cord and stuff.
But I didn't even think about it until you were talking about it,
and I was like, oh, actually.
I've had this on since I was 12. And why?
I'm like 30 now. Yeah, why haven't you taken it off? What is it about that necklace?
I don't know. I just mumbled it home one day and gave it to me
and I was like, oh, and just put it on and never took it off.
Yeah, right. And did you, so it just doesn't have like
any significance or anything?
It's just a necklace you got when you were 12?
Yeah, it's like there's a stone in it and everyone always says,
oh, is it like your birthstone?
Oh, no.
You're like, it's just a stone.
Oh, that's amazing.
Thanks for calling through, Leanne.
Thanks.
A lot of people texting through.
Someone else said, I've had a toe ring on for 27 years oh that's much better
than my four yeah i think i think they've beaten you on that front uh someone else says my friend
has a her bangle bracelet uh on that she was given at birth she's now 29 and it still fits
or is it one of those like adjustable ones yeah i don't know. Maybe. That's cool. Surely.
Because I know certain things when you're a baby.
What is it?
What do they say?
Your nose and ears continue to grow your whole life.
Your eyes are the same size your whole life?
Your eyes are the same size your whole life.
Yeah, buzzy G.
Someone else said, I'm 54 and have a bracelet on my wrist that was given to me by my father when I turned 18.
So many things I think that hold sentimental value.
Yeah.
Hence why you don't take them off.
You'll never lose it if it's on you at all times.
Whereas the guy that I met, I mean the anklet, you can get rid of it.
You should probably lose it.
Yeah, get rid of it.
It's kind of smelled like old feet.
Two, one.
Bree and Clint.
I want a son, I want a son, I want a son. George Ezra shotgun on ZM with Bree and Clint George Ezra Shotgun on ZM
with Bree and Clint, Clint away
the girls holding down the fort
it's time to play What's The Plot
Once upon a time
there was a girl, she was smart
debatable, talented
eh, athletic
not really, but picking a movie
title based on just the plotline that she I am on a quest.
A quest to get to $1,000 up for grabs,
which means a lot of wins in a row, Claude.
And I know you're not good at fractions,
but you are a quarter of the way there.
A quarter, you say?
25%.
Never heard of it.
But to do that, I'm going to have to beat you, Daniel.
Hi.
How you doing, Brie?
I'm pretty good, thanks, Daniel.
Now, look, I will say I'm on a quest,
but if you are worthy, then I don't mind giving it up for you, okay?
Okay, that's awesome.
I'm not going to give it to you.
You're going to have to pry it out of my dead cold hands, Daniel.
Okay, we won't go that far, but I'll try my best.
He's like, nah, it's not worth it.
Or we'll just play the game.
Claudia, how does it work?
So essentially I'm going to read some plot lines of movies
that I hope you know and love.
You need to buzz in with your name if you think you know what the movie is
and the first person to two points will take home the win.
Okay.
So like I said, we're a quarter of the way to $1,000,
so we're at $250 today.
And the theme that I've just chosen randomly,
these titles all have food in them.
Ooh, okay.
Which I don't know if that brings anything to mind or not.
Not really.
Okay, well, clean slate then.
Good luck, Daniel.
Thank you. Cool, I'll start reading it. You can buzz in at any time. Okay, we'll clean slate then. Good luck, Daniel. Thank you. Cool, I'll start
reading it. You can buzz in at any time.
Here is your first one. An evil
alien theme park owner needs a
new space jam.
Yeah, well done.
Watched it
like two weeks ago. You're kidding. Yep.
The new one.
Was it the new one or the old one?
I think I wrote the old one,
but I think they're basically the same movie.
Yeah, pretty much.
No offence.
Triggered something in my mind.
Sorry, Daniel.
That's all right.
You can come back.
Yeah, you're still in it, Daniel.
You might get this one.
Okay, here's another one for you.
A man works as a cook in the Mexican monastery where he grew up.
The monastery is home to a host of orphans whom he cares for deeply, but there's not much money to feed them properly. Brie!
Oh, what's it called?
Nacho Libre!
Nacho Libre?
Is that what it's called?
It's correct.
Very impressive.
Well done, Brie.
I had not one clue.
Jack Black, Nacho Libre, once you said the words.
I was like, damn.
Sorry, Daniel.
Couldn't get it done today, but we got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you.
Thank you very much.
Brie and Clint.
Big news out today.
Katy Perry has gone on the Call Her Daddy podcast with Alex Cooper
and everyone is talking about a Claude.
There's a lot of stuff, a lot of clips that are doing the rounds
on the news websites at the moment.
I've seen like the Dr Luke one.
Yeah, because that's what I was interested in.
I was like, is she going to ask her about the Dr Luke stuff
and how she had him on as a producer of her latest album after the allegations and the court case that obviously he went through with Kesha?
And Alex Cooper did ask her about it and Katy Perry just dodged and weaved it.
Mustfully avoided it.
Yeah, did not really answer it at all.
Dodged and weaved the question and just said
he was one of many producers on the album was one of you he still was on it he was still working on
it why did you continue to work with him anyway we're not talking about that right here right now
we're talking about uh this one part where katie perry starts talking about red flags and then she mentions the one thing that her husband, Orlando Bloom,
the one thing he has to do to make her so happy
that they'll have some fun indoor gardening times.
And it's really simple.
Take a listen.
If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean and you've done it all and you've done all the dishes and you've closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your socks.
I mean, like, literally, that is my love language.
I don't need a red Ferrari.
I can buy a red Ferrari.
Just do the mission.
I will suck your d***.
It's that easy.
Is she all right? Is she that easy! Is she alright?
Is she all good?
Is she okay?
I think she's alright, but I mean, what do you producers think?
She sounds very excited about having the dishes washed.
I don't know if it's just out of context, so she sounds a bit random, but... Is it another case of when Tom Cruise jumped on the Oprah couch?
Oh no.
No, no.
That's different, eh?
That's different. that's different my biggest
issue is not the way she's talking but her standards are so low that she's like the best
thing that could happen is if the dishes are done and the pantry doors are closed yeah right
that's standard isn't it that is a low bar yeah isn't it that's a real low bar do you guys have
anything like i would deem that an act of service that's what that is
we're talking love language that's an act of service when someone you know does something
that's nice that you then you don't have to do it what would be the thing that if someone you
were dating what do they have to do what's the act of service that you would be like, damn. Something that my partner does, which is also a really low bar,
she knows that I love to find money.
I love finding coins.
Lovely.
I just love it.
That's such a weird thing you have.
It just makes me so happy.
I'm like, oh, even 10 cents.
I'm like, yay.
And so sometimes if she's found 10 cents in the house.
She'll leave it there.
She'll leave it until I find it.
And then Claudia's like, yeah, baby.
I have it.
I have 10 cents.
That's so funny.
I'm going to start leaving coins around for you.
Oh, it's so fun.
If I knew that, I would have been, oh, God, you could have told me.
It just brings me such joy.
It's just literally it will cost 10 cents.
Put it there.
And when I find it, I'm like, yes.
Throw a 10 cent on the ground to keep Claudia happy.
Easy.
I feel like I'm more the normal route. Just a good old...
Wait, you want a what type?
No, no, not that!
You want a normal one? No, a normal
strip...
Moving on.
Bad choice of words.
Bad choice of words.
I like flowers. I like
flowers and I like a massage.
That is like, I feel
like a little bit above, you know,
doing dishes. And a normal route. Is that what you said?
Missionary.
That is
atrocious.
You said it. I didn't mean it like that.
Oh no, we know what you meant.
What did you say?
Sorry, I was so distracted by it.
Flowers and a massage.
Flowers and a massage.
Well, that's more gifts.
I like that.
Flowers is gifts.
Massage is active service.
Massage could be an active service.
Head scratches are good too.
Okay.
Okay, I see you.
I see you.
What about you, Brooke?
I reckon decision making.
If you just take one thing off my admin to-do list, I can you. I see you. What about you, Brooke? I reckon decision making.
If you just take one thing off my admin to-do list,
I can't decide for dinner.
If you're like, right, we're having pizza.
Thank you. That's so hot.
Thank you.
God, me too now that you say that.
We're going to the theme park.
Great, cool.
I have to think about those things.
We're going to a movie and we're seeing this movie at this time,
at this cinema.
Oh, talk dirty to me.
Hell yeah.
And we're going to go get this particular type of food just before the movie.
Yeah.
And I'm going to drive you there.
Hell yeah.
There you are.
Come on.
Come on, Brie.
What about you?
Oh, I do.
I feel like acts of service are definitely one of my love languages.
So, like, if my partner offers to drive somewhere give it to me um or also you know one of my most
hated jobs is washing dishes oh yeah so if it's washing dishes i am into that or putting clothes
away that you've folded you can't do the putting away part the putting it that's the easiest part
you don't know not in our household because our closet is exploding.
Like it is honestly like a minefield in there
and so it's the worst job in the whole house.
It's so bad.
Yeah, so her doing that.
Putting the clothes away after I've folded them.
Yes, please.
Amazing.
I'm in.
I'm all in.
I quite like that.
Let's put it out there. 0800
dials at M. What is the act of
service that your partner,
if they do it for you,
gets your motor running? You're just like,
oh, yes, please.
That's a bit nice. That's a bit different.
It's unusual.
Katy Perry's gone on the Call Her Daddy
podcast and she has said
when Orlando Bloom does the dishes
and closes the doors in the kitchen,
she is just all over him like a rash.
Really does it for her.
Someone sent in a great text saying maybe
she's just sick of him not doing it
and this is just a public call out.
Such a good point.
So relatable.
So relatable.
So relatable in every relationship.
I've told you in person so many times and you haven't listened so now I'm going on this podcast
that millions of people will listen to. And I will publicly shame you. And I'm going to scream
so people replay this audio over and over again. You know what the normal person version of that is?
Like a fight you've been having in your relationship and then if you go over to like a friend's house for dinner
or to a party and you bring it up at the party.
You're like, so how's the relationship going?
And you're like, oh, really good.
It'd be great if Darren picked up his dirty socks
that he always leaves around the bathroom.
And another thing.
And one more thing while we're here.
So we're asking you guys what is the act of service your partner does
that just really makes you happy?
Let's talk to Lou.
G'day, Lou.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you.
What is it for you, Lou?
Definitely cooking dinner.
Oh, yeah.
How often would you say you cook dinner compared to your partner?
Definitely majority.
So when he does, if he pours me a glass of wine,
sits me at the breakfast bar and cooks me dinner,
it's all over Red Rover.
Oh, then he's absolutely got you then, is that right?
Absolutely, yeah.
Oh, see, I hope he's listening.
I hope so.
Because, I mean, it's not hard.
It doesn't sound very hard at all.
A little bit of dinner, a glass of wine, pretty easy.
Yeah, absolutely. Could really pay off for him glass of wine, pretty easy. Yep, absolutely.
Well, good luck.
Could really pay off for them too.
Yeah.
Good luck for tonight, Lou.
I'll have my fingers crossed for you.
Same, me too.
Thank you.
No worries.
Someone texted through and they said,
when he turns my electric blanket on.
Oh, that's so good.
That's so cute.
On a cold night and you hop in and it's already on and pre-warmed.
Oh, especially if it's like a surprise.
Oh, God, there's nothing better than a surprise electric blanket.
Warm little toes.
You're like, damn, that's good stuff.
Someone else said when she does her hair naturally curly,
like she puts the sea salt spray or whatever in it.
Oh, yeah.
I love it.
It's so cute, eh?
Keep them coming through.
Text us.
What is the act of service that your partner does that just makes you love them so much?
Sounds like cooking dinner is quite a popular one.
Cooking dinner's a big thing.
Especially if you get home second.
If you're both getting home from work but you get home slightly later, you get home, open the door, you it and it's just like oh yes there's nothing better than that so good like and why does food
taste so damn good when you haven't made it the only problem is i don't know about the rule at
your house my family's rule and my current house rule like it's always been they cook you have to
clean of course but i'm like cool i get the reward of, yay, yummy dinner, yummy yum.
I hate dishes.
Me too. I think more than you, I hate them.
So I'm like, oh, it's, you know.
You know what I hate the most?
Touching the dirty tea towel.
Ew.
And the food in the little catcher.
But I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Yeah, for a free dinner, I'll do it.
For a free dinner, for sure.
A few people coming through,
someone said when the school,
when they do the school run for me.
Oh, yes. Then they said, oh, they've tried to, oh, do you see it? run for me. Oh, yes.
Then they said, oh, they've tried to.
Oh, do you see that?
Oh, I see it.
I see it.
Gets this mother trucker going.
Oh, they've tricked me.
Oh, no.
Oh, they've got me.
Look at Ella.
She's like, why'd you do that?
Just get someone right now and we'll put them on, pop them on.
Someone else said, when he washes the baby bottles.
Yeah. That's a good one. That's one of those gross tasks those gross tasks yeah that is and you have to do it all the time yeah someone else
said when he puts the washing in the dryer when i forgot oh yeah it's the small things isn't it
really it's not hard to really impress people someone else said when my husband brings me
coffee every morning in bed um that's a nice one. This is dreamy.
Someone else said, I love when my girlfriend puts golf balls where they're meant to go.
Where's that?
I hope that's not a euphemism.
In the bin?
Oh, sorry, what?
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
I broke my mum's coccyx when she gave birth to me.
That's the first thing you did.
Yeah, first thing I did.
She always reminds me of it.
Birthday banger time.
This is where you call us up.
Tell us your birthday.
Behind the scenes here at ZM,
we do the calculations to see what was number one
when you turned 16,
and then we'll play our favourite one out of three.
Let's kick it off with Hayden.
G'day, Hayden.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad, not too bad.
Been at the Tungi Hina for the Kingi, so that was really cool. Oh, lovely.
Oh, cool. Well, thanks for calling through. What is your date of birth?
Date of birth is 28th of March, 1980. Alright, Hayden, that means you were
16 in 1996, and on your 16th
this was at the top.
I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter.
Yes, fire starter.
Oh, Hayden, it's the prodigy, fire starter.
What do you reckon?
Yep, aces.
I mean, it's hard to go past the prodigy.
They're coming to the country next year for Electric Av.
Fantastic.
Yeah, that's going to be great.
Stick around there, Hayden.
That definitely could take it out.
Let's talk to Brooke next.
Hi, Brooke.
Hello.
What have you been up to today?
I was working today.
Okay, what do you do for a crust?
I'm a PE teacher.
Fun.
I always wanted to be a PE teacher. Do you love it?
Some days, yes. Some days,
no. You've had a bad day,
haven't you, Brooke? Yes.
Oh, no. One of the kids have talked
back, given you a bit of lip.
Yes. Oh. Well,
hopefully tomorrow's better. Friday.
Everyone's happier on a Friday.
Yeah, a fun day Friday. Yeah.
And if they're not, you just make them clean all the dodgeballs with, you know, with a rag.
Yeah, great.
Clean the PE shit.
Exactly.
Teach them a lesson.
I'm glad we sorted that out for you, Brooke.
What is your birthday?
Best of July 2000.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2016.
Easy math.
And here's your birthday banger. I need a one dance.
Got an Hennessy in my hand.
One more time for I go.
One of the biggest songs of 2016, One Dance, Drake.
What do you reckon, Brooke?
I mean, I'm not a Drake fan, but I do like the song.
Yeah, same.
Definitely was catchy from Drake.
Yeah.
Okay, not too bad, not too bad.
We've got to do one more with Rebecca.
Hi, Rebecca.
Hello.
What have you been up to today, Bec?
I've been working today.
Working.
Whereabouts do you work?
I work in a store in Cambridge.
I'm the store manager.
Okay, okay.
Cambridge, beautiful place.
It is.
It's gorgeous.
And, Bec, do you own a horse?
No, I don't, but I own a lot of cows.
A lot of cows.
What type?
Dairy cows.
Okay, cool.
Well, lovely.
Good to have you on the show.
What is your birthday, Bec?
My birthday is the 27th of May, 1976.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1992.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
The one who wants to be with you.
Oh, God, Bec, this is one of my all-time favourite songs.
Do you like it, Mr Big?
I love it.
That's a good one.
Oh, it's a ripper.
I'm voting. I'm going with you. Oh, good on you, mate. it, Mr. Big? I love it. That's a good one. Oh, it's a ripper. I'm voting.
I'm going with you.
Oh, good on you, mate.
Yeah, mate.
I've got to get that on the air, but we have to ask Claudia.
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
Come on, Claude.
So some of my favourite songs.
Come on, I'm an Aussie, Claude.
Come on, Claude.
You say you're an Aussie.
Give it to her.
Yeah, I'm an Aussie.
Oh, there's two Aussies in the room then.
My favourite thing in a song is a key change.
Yes.
And as you'll know, in that song...
One of the best key changes ever.
One of the best key changes of all time.
So, yeah, I'm going to have to vote with you guys.
You wouldn't read about it, Bec.
You've won birthday banger.
Mr Big to be with you.
We'll get it on the air for you right now.
That's awesome.
Thanks, guys.
See you, mate.
Bye.
Stand up, little girl.
Broken heart can't be that bad.
Bree and Clint.
Next to me with you.
Oh, it's right there at the end.
Oh, goddess, guys.
Oh, I'm puffed after that.
Sing along.
Me too.
No regrets. That is, of course, Mr. Big to puffed after that. Sing along. Me too. No regrets.
That is of course Mr Big to be with you on ZM for Birthday Banger.
You know what that song reminds me of?
That's one of my all time favourite songs ever.
It reminds me of the Sonia
Dada song for some reason. What's that?
You Don't Treat Me No Good No More.
How does that go?
No, don't be mad. I knew that song.
I just knew that song before No, no, no.
I just knew that song before.
Jen's looking at me like, oh, here we go.
Get your old fogey stuff. Get your song out.
Let me hear it.
Have you got it, Claude?
Is that because there's lots of key changes as well?
Just reminds me.
It's got a similar vibe.
Same energy.
It reminds me of camping for some reason.
I've never heard it camping.
Shit, I love this song too.
Should we play this one too?
Ross isn't here.
Oh no!
I'm gonna split.
I can't stand it.
This is definitely around the fire
at a campsite.
This is the new Wonderwall.
You need to make me a playlist, guys, of these sort of songs.
I quite like one of these sort of songs. I quite like them.
Okay.
I want to make you a playlist.
I want Cuba Stank.
Got it.
I want The Creed.
We'll give you some of The Creed if you want.
Thank you.
What's this?
I like this.
Empire and the Sun.
I know it.
Oh, Paul, we've come this far.
We may as well play it. You ready? Yeah, put her up. Oh, Paul, we've come this far. We may as well play it.
You're doing it?
Yeah, put her up.
Go on.
That was great.
I hope you love that as much as we love that.
Sonia Dada, you Treat Me No Good No More.
Not a birthday banger.
Just a banger.
Just a banger because Clint's away, Ross is away,
and we decided to be a bit naughty.
Hope you loved it.
That's such a good song.
Such a banger.
It just brings me, do you guys get that feeling,
like where music just can change my whole mood?
That is one of the songs that does it for me.
Producers, we need to talk about this.
The Warriors Bar has finally gotten a name.
Yeah, I've heard people aren't too happy with it.
Yeah, mixed reviews.
I must say, because I've been waiting for this for a while because this is around my local area.
Oh, so it's a bar already out there?
So it's already a bar that the Warriors have pretty much taken,
they're taking over the lease and they're opening, you know,
a Warriors themed fan bar.
Yeah, okay.
And so we've all been waiting, like eagerly waiting
to see what they're going to name it.
Because they actually put it out to the public and said,
hey, what should we name this bar?
And people had all these amazing suggestions.
How many times was like Wari McWa face or something suggested?
I think that was the only suggestion.
Bari McBawar.
Now, in all fairness, I feel like there was some amazing suggestions.
But after much deliberation, they have gone with the name
Full Time.
There's still time to change it.
Yeah, they haven't printed the signs yet.
It's very like, you know,
the wise is a cool word.
Full Time just sounds very average.
It's generic.
It doesn't spark warriors. It doesn't spark warriors.
It's just like...
It doesn't say warriors at all.
It gives me sports bar and not in the derogatory.
It gives sports bar.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, I think we can do better.
I think we should brainstorm.
Even we can do better.
I think even we can do better and that's saying something.
There's still time to change it, Warriors people, if you're listening.
No offence, but full-time, pretty average, if you ask me.
Let's go around the room.
Ella, do you have any suggestions for the Warriors-themed bar?
Do you want to hear the best one or the worst one first I've got?
Lead with the best one in case we say the same thing.
Yeah, true.
Okay, this is off a popular drink.
I'm going to go Wawosa.
Mimosa?
Wawosa.
Wawosa.
Don't hate it.
Do you like it?
Is it better than full time?
It's just got the warriors in there.
It's true.
It's true.
I'll give you points for that.
Not bad.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Do you want me to kick things off?
Yeah, let's go.
Okay. I'm not going to kick things off? Yeah, let's go. Okay.
I'm not going to start with my best.
I don't reckon you guys will have the same as me,
but I'll start with this one.
Was you talking about Willis?
What?
Oh, my God.
I didn't say it was my best.
Say that again.
Was you talking about Willis?
Oh, yeah. I'm just going to go, was you talking about Willis?
Where are you guys heading out tonight?
Pretty good.
When you've had a few drinks.
Was you talking about Willis?
It's possible.
Claude, I reckon you've got something good.
I'm going to lead with my best one just because I want it to have my name on it.
Good.
As someone who's only watched one Warriors game in my entire life
and I was a bit bored.
This is the first thing that I came up with.
Simple and clean, up the bars.
Up the bars!
I like it!
Oh, you've hit it there,
Claude. How did you do that?
Up the bars.
Because there was a suggestion where people
were like, you call it the wah-bah.
Yeah.
Wah-bah.
The wah-bah.
See, these are good.
These are warriors.
Honestly, you could hear it.
I'm heading out to wah-bah.
Yeah, I'm going to the wah-bah.
Wah-bah.
Okay, let's go quickly.
Okay, quickly.
What else you got?
This is dumb, but beer and sport.
Yes!
Beers and sport.
Just very straight down and narrow.
I love it.
I like it.
What about you you Claude?
I've gone with RGBs
Because it's red green blue
And those are their colours
What the heck?
Oh Claudia should be
You should go into marketing
Thank you guys
What about the bunker?
Oh I like it
Because I mean that's a rugby thing
Is it?
Yeah like if they need to go to the video ref
They'll go to the bunker
Okay that's cool
And it's kind of like you know
I don't know
What about the Wazgo Wild?
Wazgo Wild?
It's a bit long, but you know.
Not as long as what Bree said before.
I was going to say, I quite like a long name.
Hey, don't mind it.
What about you, Claude?
I'm gone with another like Warriors thing that I hear Warriors fans say all the time.
You can call it our year.
Oh, I love that.
You're free for three. You've got so many good ideas. Our year it our year. Oh, I love that. I'm kidding. You're free for three.
You've got so many good ideas.
Our year.
Our year.
Our year.
Our year.
That's a good idea.
Okay, the last idea I have, but none of mine are going to top Claudia's,
is waz and jars.
Oh, I like it.
Do you know how big it is?
Get on the jars.
And then it's a cocktail bar.
Yeah.
Waz and jars. I like it. Right. Yeah. Anyone got any more? No, I'm out. I'm it. Do you know how people say, oh, I'll get on the jazz? And then it's a cocktail bar. Yeah. I like it. That's fun. Waz and jazz.
I like it.
Right.
Yeah.
Anyone got any more?
Nah, I'm out.
I'm done.
Well, hopefully the Warriors people were listening because I think we nailed it.
I'll write those down.
Okay, you write them down.
Trademark them.
There's a report out, gal pals.
And when I say gal pals, I mean producers.
Because it's just you and I here.
We'll take it.
Bloody holding down the fort.
The Powerpuff Girls, I reckon.
Which one are we?
What were the Powerpuff Girls' names?
I can't remember.
Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles.
Which one was the green one?
Buttercup.
I thought she was quite cool.
Is that who you want to be?
I know, but that's who I want to be.
Who's she?
She's Bubbles.
Okay.
Okay, who am I?
Buttercup.
Yes!
From what you guys have said, I don't
really know much, but apparently Buttercup's the cool
one. But I have no
idea. There's a
report out today.
It's done by researchers from a
university in Indiana
where they
have done research
on which generation
is having the most indoor gardening.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
I'm so curious because I honestly think Gen Zs aren't into it
as much as other generations.
That's interesting you say that because you're a Gen Z-er.
Yeah.
So in particular, they've looked at the average number of times
people from different generations are indoor gardening on a monthly basis.
So how many times a month, you know, a generation in general,
on average, is indoor gardening.
So the study concluded that Gen Zers are having less indoor gardening
and fewer relationships than the generations that came before them.
I thought so.
What the heck?
Why?
You were spot on.
They also said that Gen Z, and get this, boomers,
so Gen Z and boomers exhibited nearly identical frequencies
of indoor gardening.
Interesting. Suggesting that both the youngest and the oldest adults
are having the least indoor gardening.
That's probably how it should be, right?
Well, I thought young would be.
Normally young people are like rabbits, aren't they?
I suppose they're in their 20s now, eh?
In their 20s, like early 20s,
that's when you can just throw caution to the wind.
Not really, you shouldn't do that. Safely throw caution.
Protect yourself.
But you know what I mean?
A lot of people in their 20s
aren't in serious, serious relationships
so you know you're like...
But that's the thing, I think people want
that relationship. They're not necessarily
wanting the one night
in the gardening. Well, this study also says that Gen Zers aren't all that interested
in relationships at all.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so they're kind of staying away from it.
So what do you think as millennials?
Do you think that's accurate?
So it says Gen Z, here's the actual results.
Gen Z said they indoor garden three times a month-ish on average,
while both millennials and Gen X, don't forget about those guys,
we do often.
We do, yeah.
Got down and dirty five times in a month.
Whoa.
These numbers are a lot lower in general than I thought as well.
Okay, well.
Five times a month.
We just got an insight into Ella's world.
Wow. Wow. Check that out. Wow. She, well... Five times a month. We just got an insight into Ella's world.
Now, check her out.
She's about to be newlywed,
so that number's going to go all the way up.
No!
Oh, Ryan's a lucky man.
It's a secret!
All right, Sabrina Carpenter, Espresso,
on ZM with Brianne Clint.
Ram, Ella.
Ram, ram, ram.
Ram, ram, ram, ram.
Brianne Clint.
Billy and Charlie XCX.
Guest on ZM with Brian Clint.
Is that the first time we've played that song on our show?
Since you've been here, yeah. Since I've been here?
It's so good.
That song is such a banger.
It's funny.
People don't like it.
I think it's just like funny.
Yeah.
Not satire, but just ha ha.
I think it's meant to be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because we kept playing it
At the wrong time
Like three o'clock
When the kids were in the car
I mean it's just underwear
It's just underwear
But there is
Just because she has
A lower back tattoo
And Japan underwear
Yeah such a banger
From those two
Oh it's good
I can't play it in my car
Because my speakers
Literally can't handle the bass
Really
It's insane
I heard it yesterday
In her car.
Epic.
So bad.
I was like in a nightclub.
Everything's like.
You can't hear the music because the car is vibrating too much.
The part after Billie does her verse and then it really just like slaps.
Makes me want to go clubbing.
Like I don't like clubbing.
I don't like doing that.
But that song, Charlie's XCX's album, put me in a nightclub. Oh, see, when I
was your age, it was Cascader for me.
Oh, yes.
Because every time we talk, I get
this feeling.
What was their other one, too?
The vacuum with the dance floor.
Oh, yeah.
That did it for me.
If anyone wanted to get me up and
out of bed, right here. Stop it!
Don't. Back to by the shower.
This would be a great alarm clock
since you say get you out of bed. Like, that intro
would be a great alarm clock.
I'm going to try that next time we have to get up early.
Why not? Do it.
Clint, hopefully back tomorrow.
We're doing a Billie Eilish
song for Friday Oaky.
And we're going to be calling someone back and telling them
they're going to see Sabrina Carpenter live in San Fran.
Oh, how cool.
Which will be awesome.
So stay safe and we'll see you tomorrow.
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