ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th September 2025

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

What did your parents accidentally post?  Reverse Trivia is back, and Kat bloody nailed it.  Bree's Father's Day surprise for Clint.  Bad news for fans of airfryers.  See omnystud...io.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Breyan Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Oh my God. It's thriving. Make some noise for the original. Zem's Brean Clint.
Starting point is 00:00:25 Voo Yaka Shah. And welcome to the show, everybody. It's Brean Clint. Friday, everyone. Good to be here. Glad we made it. We've been to the pub for lunch. I've given my lunch a 3.5. Out of? Five.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Oh, stars. I thought you were going to say 10. Oh, no, no, three and a half stars. I'd have to probably give mine the same. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know. Not the best? Yeah. Not the worst.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Some mediocre place in the middle. Kind of the tagline for this show, to be honest. Put it on the billboard. Not the best. Not the worst. That's the line up we've got for you this afternoon. We've got more DojCat tickets for you today. Maybe our last double pass and we'll give those away between 5 and 6 o'clock tonight. First person to call through when you hear DojCat, two free tickets.
Starting point is 00:01:11 We'll also give you the last two shots at the Secret Sound this week. Oh yeah, last two guesses for the week. Could it go? Could it be the last two guesses of the whole series? Plus Friday Oki today, you've chosen an Ellie Golding Calvin Harris classic. Now I'm on the outside. I mean... What a huge song.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Which, I'm going to hold your hand while I tell you this, millennials. This is an 11-year-old song. Ouch. Still goes hard. Hell yeah. First, though, we're going to do Trady versus Lady. 0,800 dials at M. 50 bucks up for grabs.
Starting point is 00:01:48 If you want it, you've got to play. So call through now. Play Z-D-N's Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus L. Ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. Trades on 69, ladies on 74.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Let's go to our lady first. She's a Napier. She's 34, and she tried to bribe soundkeeper Brooke with a sandwich today. Welcome to the show, Becky. Gettie, Becky. Hello. What kind of sandwich? I told her that we could get all sorts of really exotic ingredients.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Ooh, okay. I'm back with salve. What's an exotic ingredient? ingredient in your eyes, Becky? Well, you know, I hadn't really established that yet, but, you know, I would have tried. Yeah. Puffer fish. Yeah, something like that.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Wicker. You're taking on our trading today from Hamilton, the 36, and they were a stunt man on Chief of War. How cool. Welcome to the show, JJ. Hi, JJ. Well, that might be the coolest fact we've had in a while. When did you do that? we were filming like a year and a half two years ago
Starting point is 00:03:01 yeah so cool I saw an interview with some of the cast and they said that everybody on that set at one stage or another saw Jason Momoa's Franken Beans was that the case for you too yep most definitely yeah I was on set with him for like three months
Starting point is 00:03:15 that little loincloth can only do so much right JJ yeah we've seen it all seen it all right J J J Jain good experience all around Jaj yeah it was awesome That's so cool About 50 times Yeah How cool
Starting point is 00:03:30 What a cool thing Very cool story to have Your buzz is trading Becky yours is lady The first of three correct answers Wins 50 dollars cash From KFC And a tradie versus lady victory
Starting point is 00:03:40 Question one It's been a week Since Taylor Swift got engaged To NFL player Travis Kelsey What is the name of Travis's brother Who also played in the NFL Is it Chad, Jason or John?
Starting point is 00:03:53 Jay Jai Travis. Travis. Travis's brother is not called Travis. Oh, Travis. Oh. Bickey, Friegis. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Chad? Chad, Jason or John? Chad. Chad, no. It's Jason Kelsey. Did you hear Bickey said sandwich? Did she? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:24 All right, guys. Let's get it together, all right? Question number two. Who will the All Blacks play out a sold out, Eden Park? Jay J.J. South Africa. South Africa.
Starting point is 00:04:35 The Spring Box is correct. One to the Trades. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. I'm a scared to instead of the lover. And I'm trying to keep your golden under. Give you a clue. They're brothers.
Starting point is 00:04:51 JJ. J.J. The Jonas brothers? Jonas Brothers. It is the Jones. bonus brothers. Well done. Two to the tradies, none to the ladies. You need this one, Becky, to stay in at. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Who will the Black Ferns play in the RwC on Monday morning? Rugby World Cup. JJ? England. No. Worth a shot. Becky, you want to guess? I know that. I feel like I know that. It's pretty close. Is it island? Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:05:22 It is Ireland. She's in the game. Well done, Becky. to the ladies, two to the tradies, question number four. What is the scientific theory that explains the origin of the universe and is also the name of, yes, JJ. Big Bangfrew. Well done. Is that the whole game? That's the whole game.
Starting point is 00:05:40 That's the whole game. That's the game. It's time to play the game. Good on you, JJ. I've got one question, one quick question. Yeah. She bribed San Cooper Brooks with sandwiches. is can I break her with a $50 KFCs out there?
Starting point is 00:05:59 No, you can't. You can try. You can, hey, you're worth a shot. But just like Becky did, you have to get through, JJ. That's the main challenge, you know? We might talk to you at 4 o'clock, JJ. JJ might have eaten the KFC by then, you know? You never know.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Well done, guys. Trady victory. Tradies go to 70, ladies on 74. Z&M's Brie and Clint Podcast. Do you have a lot of half siblings? And that could be from a bunch of different situations. A woman over in Australia, though, is speaking out after she found out by using Ancestry.com that she has over 77 siblings that she knows of.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Yes. But she's thinking that it could potentially be 250 to 300. Half siblings. Half siblings. All from the same dad, her dad. Yeah. Well, not her dad, her donor. A serial sperm donor who donated 300.
Starting point is 00:06:54 So we want to find the New Zealanders who have the most half-siblings. And how did you get them? Bickey's here. Hi, Becky. Hi, Becky. Hi, it's me. Bicky with a sandwich. Oh, Becky, you're back.
Starting point is 00:07:06 You're back, Becky. I'm back. Big day on Zidim for you, Becky. Tell us, mate. Do you have a lot of half-siblings? Yeah, I found them all through an industry.com too, and I was a sperm donor baby. Okay, so tell us the situation. You're a sperm donor baby.
Starting point is 00:07:22 How many? Yeah, when did you use Ancestry.com and how many did you find? Back before it was considered ethical. They decided that sperm donor, being a sperm donor was unethical, so they destroyed all the records. So I kind of used Ancestry.com right now. Okay. Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Yeah. So I found, I think, six confirmed ones in just Hawks Bay. And are you still looking for more? Wait, did you say there's six confirmed half siblings just in the Hawks Bay? Yeah, and well, Gisbon. That's kind of counted, right. Have you met any of them? What was that, sorry?
Starting point is 00:07:59 Have you met any of your half-siblings? Yeah, I've met all of them. Oh, cool. And what was that like? Yeah, kind of cool for the most part. Okay, I feel like there's a backstory there. Some more than others. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Okay, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, yeah. Say no more, Becky. Thanks, Becky. Let's go to Jane. Hi, Jane. Hi, Jane. Hi, Jane.
Starting point is 00:08:22 We're looking for the person with the most half-siblings and the reason why. What do you got for us, Jane? Yeah, well, different from IVF. So I was born in, from a Catholic mother in Ireland. Okay. The Catholic obviously couldn't have babies out of wed. So she adopted as a baby, but then on my birth certificate, she said to be an affair with an English guy.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Then that was a load of nonsense. And that she'd, my father was this near-do-well from this town. Island, and he had the kids all over the place, of which I've met. I've met one, and I know of two others, but through ancestry, there's, like, literally loads. I can't even keep up. Like, how many would you say ballpark? Oh, at least three, a least. Eight.
Starting point is 00:09:08 A least. Eight. Eight. Two? Twenty. 20. Sorry, Jane, we've got a really bad phone line, so we're just grabbing the details that we can get out of this.
Starting point is 00:09:17 You reckon you've got at least 20 half siblings? Yeah, all over the place. But with ancestry, I haven't turned to more. Wow. Wow. 20. Did she, I feel like I kind of heard what she said, but that's from just some guy being a gallivant,
Starting point is 00:09:36 not from being a donor. Is that what we got? Just. Yeah, from just kicking around each town in Ireland. Just some man travelling around the UK. Finding the pot of gold under the rainbow too many times. This one's less, but it's interesting. They said, I've got five half siblings.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Four sisters, one brother. Three from my mother, two from my father. I've never met the ones from my father. They're in a different country. Also, it's awkward because he named the kids he had with the other two women after my mother. What the hell. That is so awkward. I wonder if the other women who birthed the kids know that.
Starting point is 00:10:14 But also, he's given two of his kids the same name, and it's the name of his ex-partner. Yeah. Weird. Someone said, my partner has one half-sister and two half-brothers on his mum's side and two half-sisters and three step-sisters on his dad's side. Then most of them have other siblings as well. Yeah, you either have a really big family WhatsApp group or you just don't keep up with everyone. You just go, all good.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah, you kind of lose touch a little bit. What do you just pick out your favourites? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you pick the ones your life. Like everyone does. Yeah. Pick the side of the family you like the most. Stick with that.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Stick with that. Yeah. Life's too short. What's on Sunday? What's on Sunday? Father's Day. Oh, Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, Father's Day is on Sunday.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Father's Day is on Sunday. Did you realize that you're... Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, Father's Day. You're the only daddy on this show. Well, you're the only father. I'd argue that Claudia is also a daddy. Claudia is Daddy.
Starting point is 00:11:16 That's right. Claudia is Daddy. Clint is. are daddy if that makes sense um i thought we could celebrate you a little bit today and i've organized um a little message from your two daughters to say happy father's day did you really yeah i did you're the only father on this show and we've had the girls behind the scenes they're so cute we've had them on the podcast i think it was last week yeah last week and then i thought wouldn't it be nice to get a little message for Clint for father's date. So here it is. Okay. Sorry. This is a surprise
Starting point is 00:11:58 to me. What do you think there's going to be a prank? Yeah. No, it's not a prank. It's just genuine, nice thing that I've done for you. It's just that last time, well not last time, but remember that time I bought some audio of my daughters to the show. Yeah. And you dubbed over it with a sound effect that just went, little bitch. I don't remember that. I don't think that. I don't think happened on the show. Forgive me for being trepidacious. I don't think that happened. Okay. Anyway, here's your Father's Day message from your daughter's Tui and Maggie. My dad
Starting point is 00:12:26 at the bed because he lets us go scoot to riding and like riding at the school. My dad is also the best because he plays the monster with us.
Starting point is 00:12:44 My dad is the best Because he lets us go bike riding and let's us go to the playground. Happy Father's Day. Happy Father's Day, bye. Bye. Isn't that the cutest? That was very sweet and now I feel a little bit bad. Hey, that's all right.
Starting point is 00:13:09 That was cute. Yeah. I just thought it'd be nice, you know, because you're the only father on our show and it's something that I've watched over the years because you became a dad when we were doing this show. Yeah. And I've watched you... Not during the show.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Not during the show. It was outside of the show. But it's something that I know that you're most proud of. Yeah, it's the most important thing that I do. Exactly. And we're really proud of you and you're a great dad. So happy Father's Day. Oh, stop.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Can you guys stop being so wholesome? I don't know how to handle it. I don't know how to handle this. And there's no jokes. That's it. Happy Father's Day. We love you. There's not like a message for Daddy Claudia in there as well or anything.
Starting point is 00:13:48 That's in 10 minutes time. Yeah, that's later. She gets her own break. Yeah, that's after 6 o'clock. Well, thank you. I really appreciate it. And happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. And the people who have to play mum and dad.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Yeah, and celebrate those people on Sunday. And make sure you hug those people. Okay. Thanks, guys. You're welcome. You're welcome. Z.D.N.'s brain and Clint. The tea.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Live from L.A. with Dean, just over a week now since Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift got engaged and he's spoken for the first time on his podcast about it. He has. He says he gets, quote, giddy. He gets Diddy calling her his fiancé, loves the word fiancé. And he actually said in the podcast that he was introducing her to some teammates or colleagues that hadn't met her yet. And he was like, this is my fiancé, like, absolutely loving. I think I might even have some audio of Travis just being a head over heel to Taylor. And it's been really fun telling everybody who I'm going to be spending the rest of my life with. There's something different about calling somebody your fiancé.
Starting point is 00:14:53 There's something more, way more official to it. Yeah, 100%. I felt that at the game, actually, it was my first time introducing Taylor as my fiancee to a few of my teammates. Don't you get giddy saying it? I did. Yeah, I still get giddy. It's exciting times. I love him. I love them. I love them talking about it. And the book where Jason's like, there's something way more. more official about it. Yeah, it is. It's because it is more official. It's because it's
Starting point is 00:15:15 official. A lifelong commitment. That's the official bit. It's the legally binding official bit that makes it feel so official. That's the whole point, Jason. This has done great things for their podcast. It's going to do great things for Jason. It's done great things for Jason's wife. The ripple effect of this engagement is huge. I had a thought the other day and let me ask you boys if you've had this thought. Imagine if your sibling started dating Taylor Swift. Yeah. And bought Taylor Swift over for family dinners and for Christmas.
Starting point is 00:15:51 How bizarre would that be? Well, it's the unfortunate part of being as famous as she is, is she would have to consider her effect on other people when she does anything, right? Mm-hmm. Like, she would have to think about if she joins a family, how that's going to affect the rest of the family. Whereas the rest of us don't think about that. No.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Do you think eventually you would stop looking at her Taylor Swift and it'd just be like, oh, yeah. Taylor, you don't forget to put your secret Santa present in for Christmas this year. I don't know. I don't think you'd ever forget. I don't think you could. It's funny, though, just like you made the best point about her having to always consider other people. She has to consider when she goes to a wedding, how she enters an exit from what she wears.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Yeah. She will over over shadow. Yeah, yeah. Oh, true. Yeah. Yeah. We all can't. wear white to a wedding. Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:16:43 has to wear a garbage bag. She can't be Taylor Swift at a wedding. Yeah, yeah. They've got her own wedding. Yeah, exactly. And the DJ at the wedding can't play Taylor Swift. Weird. Oh, it's not so easy being a celebrity, is it? That's the T with Dean McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Travis Kelsey's mom? Travis Kelsey, the one who got engaged to Taylor Swift last week. Oh, that Travis Kelsey. That Travis Kelsey. Not the other Travis Kelsey. but his mum has had a little bit of a whoopsie on social media after she's posted a clip
Starting point is 00:17:19 where it's directly relating to Taylor Swift and her son Travis. Okay. Where essentially this comedian by the name of Leanne Morgan does this stand up talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. And I'm going to play you the clip first and then we can talk about what happened? You know what? Her uterus is aching. I know it is.
Starting point is 00:17:46 And she wants a baby. And it's time. It's time for her to want a baby. And she wants to breed with that big old Kelsey boy. So it's about obvious things. Yes. And obviously, Travis Kelsey's mum has had a little watch of this particular clip. Which she can't control what comes up in her reels. That's fine. No.
Starting point is 00:18:12 You know, she's had a little watch because then she then goes on, the comedian then goes on to talk about her, Travis Kelsey's mum. Okay. In the bit as well. But then Donna Kelsey has accidentally shared, reshared it to her own feed.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Oh, okay. And then has swiftly taken it down. But people saw. Does Donna Kelsey have a public Instagram account? I think so. Yeah, right. Yeah. God, is she?
Starting point is 00:18:41 This is the issue with social media now. And I don't mean to be rude, but a generation that didn't grow up with social media, knowing that everybody is watching and knowing that everybody is seeing the things that not only you share, but the things that you like, the people that you follow, the people that you unfollow. Yep. It's not healthy and it's not normal, but it is happening. It's like there was that big wave where certain parents or grandparents or grandparents, Grandparents thought that writing on someone's Facebook wall was sending them a personal inbox?
Starting point is 00:19:18 My ex-girlfriend's mother did this exact thing. She wrote on my girlfriend's sister's wall about her boyfriend. Leave him. He's a piece of crap. Yes. Did she? Yes. It was like, oh, for goodness sake, so-and-so, you're not back together with him, are you?
Starting point is 00:19:39 Oh. We talked about this. Oh, no. Disaster. In my ex's mother's defence, she was right. You don't want to air your dirty laundry to all of Facebook. It was not the person for her. Yeah, but...
Starting point is 00:19:54 But she thought it was private. She thought it was private and she put it on the wall and she put it on the Facebook wall at a time when everybody was checking the Facebook news feed. We didn't have an Instagram, we didn't have a TikTok. We were just looking at the Facebook news feed. And there it was. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Yeah. It's like, I will not name, but an auntie of mine, I went to upload a picture to Facebook, as they do. Yeah, as they do. As they do, you know, they love to upload a picture to Facebook. They love to whack an album. Which is great. And I like it because I can keep up to date with what's going on, you know, in the family.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Yeah. I think she didn't realize that she's uploaded the last 50 photos from her camera roll. And let's just say Some of those photos were not meant for the internet No, some of those were private Yeah Some of those could have been meant for the GP Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I'll listen to the club again. You know what? Her uterus is aching. I know it is. And she wants a baby And it's time, it's time for her to want a baby. and she wants to breed with that big old Kelsey boy. Isn't it the most relatable thing
Starting point is 00:21:17 that Travis Kelsey's mom has accidentally posted that to her social media? It's so relatable. I hope they have the kind of mother-daughter-in-law relationship where they can laugh about it. I feel like they would. They'll laugh about it. We have no idea, but I feel like they'll be okay.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Yeah, that we'll be fine. But Travis might not be okay. Travis might be like, Mum, do not blow this thing for me. Mom, if you ruin this. I'll never forgive you, mum. Never. My mum, I'll never forgive you.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Mum, stay out of it. We want to know, what did your parents accidentally post online? Yeah, what did your parents, did they make a mistake using social media? They uploaded the wrong thing, they emailed the wrong attachment, they, I messaged something to someone they shouldn't have. Yeah. And it can be put down to, you know, technophobia, technological difficulties. But it shouldn't have been on the internet. And if you want to tell us about it, you can call us on 0800 dial ZM
Starting point is 00:22:15 or you can text us on 9-6-96-9-6. That's 9-6-9-6. The text number. The ZM Podcast Network. When are your parents, all your grandparents, had a bit of a mishap on social media? Posted something they shouldn't have posted. It's good to know it can happen to really famous people too.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Yes. Travis Kelsey's mum has accidentally reposted. a clip of a comedian talking about Taylor and Travis. You know what? Her uterus is aching. I know it is. And she wants a baby. And it's time.
Starting point is 00:22:53 It's time for her to want a baby. And she wants to breed with that big old Kelsey boy. I want to watch that stand up. She quickly took it down. Yeah. So we asked, what did your parents or grandparents accidentally post online? Like this. My granddad has never had his own Facebook page
Starting point is 00:23:13 and would just use my grandmother's Facebook. She unfortunately lost her battle to cancer, but he continued to use her Facebook page after she died. But he would accidentally friend request people, and it freaked a lot of people out because grandma was dead. Holy smokes. You'd be like, what? What the hellie?
Starting point is 00:23:37 I went to your funeral. Wait a second. Granddad. Grandma's poking people from the grave. This one's good. Not too long ago, I was scrolling on Instagram and saw a repost from my dad. So I decided to go on his Instagram
Starting point is 00:23:56 and I was shocked to see that he had been reposting a lot of soft porn. Oh, Dad. Oh, Dad. Oh, Dad doesn't realize. Dad doesn't realize. Dad. Someone tell Dad that other people can see it.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Dad, if you're going to use Instagram for that, make a burner account, Dad. Get a burner account. Oh, no. My mother-in-law posted her investment earnings statement to her Facebook story instead of sending it in Messenger. Go off, Mother-in-Law. What was your mother-in-law's investment earnings? What a flex. Can that person text us and let us know?
Starting point is 00:24:38 Imagine if you message her and you're like, it's your mother-in-law. and then you're like, hey Julie, just checking, you know that you've posted your Milford asset statement to your Facebook story. And she's like, how yeah, I did, 23% baby. Congrats on the Tiffidence. Someone said, my dad posted, and this wasn't an accident.
Starting point is 00:25:01 The fact, it wasn't an accident. He likes building and painting warplane models, specifically from World War II. He posted a photo of the plane with the caption Bloody annoyed that they don't add the swastikers anymore. Oh, jeez, dad. Dad. Context.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Dad. Context. Like it would be annoying. It's not authentic anymore. Well, it's not original. For the closed model airplane Facebook group, don't post your longing for swastikas to the entire Facebook community. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:36 You know? It could look bad. Yeah, yeah. Could look bad. My mum accidentally went live on Facebook while her phone was in her pocket and she was talking smack about her friends with her husband. She did a podcast with your dad
Starting point is 00:25:49 about how much she hates her friends. And they would have got a notification because they will definitely have their Facebook notifications turned on and they would have gone, oh, Julie's gone live. Oh, wonder what Julie's up to. I wonder what her interior talking about. She might be on holiday.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I can't see what they're doing. No, I can hear. them. Oh, she's talking about me. What'd she say about, oh, how dare she? Literally this morning, I messaged my mum asking if she meant to share a video about colonoscopies to her Facebook feed. Far out. No, mum.
Starting point is 00:26:27 And what if you call mum? And she's like, no, I meant to do that. Awareness is very important. Well, in that case, go off. Yeah, then go nuts. In that case, liked. We'll probably leave the nuts alone. if you're having a colonoscopy.
Starting point is 00:26:40 What about this one? Our very good friend's dad accidentally posted a DP to his Facebook story at 73. Wow. I had to be the one to tell him that it was there. Oh, 73. I'd hate to be the person delivering that news. Well, it just goes to show you're never too old for your first DP. No.
Starting point is 00:27:05 You know? Obviously not. The in-laws drunkenly locked themselves out of their motel room and they posted on Instagram and tagged the grandkids in to come and open the door for them. That's actually smart. That's clever. These bloody kids don't answer their phone.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I bet they're on Instagram. Let's do a reel where we're dancing about the fact that we can't get back into our hotel room and they'll notice it. It's actually quite savvy. Here's another one. Grandma and the aunties were stalking my cousin's new girlfriend on Facebook When they passed the phone from one person to the next,
Starting point is 00:27:39 they accidentally liked her photo and didn't know how to unlike it and called me in a fluster and I tried to walk them through how to unlike the photo. Oh. Oh, no. Okay, listen to me very carefully. You're going to go back to the photo
Starting point is 00:27:51 and you're going to double tap it again, okay? Double tap, you mean, is that on the screen? I've liked another one. Oh, not wrong photo. Okay, I've liked all the pictures now. Now what do I do? Can I just unlike all? But I don't like the photo
Starting point is 00:28:11 I like his last girlfriend Is there any way I can reboot the phone And it'll wipe the likes Am I meant to put this in rice Airplane mode? What the hell is Airplane mode? I heard that on Paul Henry It's ZM's Brea and Clint podcast Time for the one second song challenge
Starting point is 00:28:32 Time is waiting always get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Always happens as we get deeper into secret sound. When we get close to an activator, the phone lines become unusable. We couldn't get anybody to call through who wasn't calling for the secret sound to play one second song challenge.
Starting point is 00:28:55 So instead we'll play by text. If you can pick the winner before the end of the game, either Bree or me, Clint, and text that to 9696. You're in running for free KFC this afternoon. Someone's going to win it. Claudia. Hello. Hello. Claude.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Brie. Dea. Hi dear. Daddy Claudia. I love that nickname. Can we stick with that? Daddy is the person on the show with the best mustache. Only if I can be mother.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Yes, you are mother. Okay, let's get into this game. So this is the one second song challenge. Pretty simple. We're starting songs from the beginning. You guys need to buzz in with your names and tell me the artist and the name of the song. There's always a theme. And since we've talked so much this week about Mr. Fantasy,
Starting point is 00:29:38 which is allegedly KJ Arpa with a stage name, these are all artists that use a stage name. Oh, okay, cool. Yes. No bonus points if you can tell me they're real names, but you might learn something along the way. Okay. Bree versus Clint, first person of three points takes home the win.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Are we ready? Ready. Ready. Here's your first song. Brie. That's Firework, Katie Perry. Sure is. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Bad start, particularly because I knew that one. One of her biggest songs. So if you know it. I know. All right. If you know it, just buzz in with your name, Clint. Oh, is that what I do? Is that what I do?
Starting point is 00:30:21 Yeah, okay. I wasn't saying you didn't know. That is one point for Bree. Don't you dare woman's blame Katie Perry to me. Brie. That is Nikki. Menage Superbates
Starting point is 00:30:37 Sure is It's I'm a hot thing running away You know like a drum and it's coming away At least I buzzed in that time True
Starting point is 00:30:46 That was an improvement So do you actually know it though Yeah I had it Yeah So the next one If you buzz in first Okay Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:52 Okay You just warm it up We're warm it up One percent better Every day Yeah Exactly right Here's another one
Starting point is 00:30:57 Clint Oh Do you know the song title Pitbull obviously and yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:31:06 yeah don't stop the party no should we start it again no Briggott's a free guess I get free guess Pit bull
Starting point is 00:31:20 Holiday Inn No Clint Motel Hoid Clint Pitbull don't stop the party No What's it called? It's Mr 3O fat
Starting point is 00:31:31 checking in for the Pipple, you know you want me? Close enough. Yeah! What's the actual name? I know you want me. Close enough. And that's the win.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Is that Pitbull? Mommy got an ass like a donkey? Well done, Brie. Thank you, babe. Someone who's text Breeder 9696 is scoring that free KFC chicken dollars. Can I pick out the text? 100%.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Okay, cool. I'm going to text the person back that if you backed me. And I'm going to check if you backed me and Clint, so you doubled your odds. Which I mean, actually, you know what? It's smart. It's just smart. It's just smart. It's just smart.
Starting point is 00:32:17 I don't mind if you did that. One, two, three, four. A ZM's Breinclin podcast. First of all, bad news for air friar owners. We all got an air friar. You've got an air fryer? You've got an air friar. You've got an air friar.
Starting point is 00:32:32 You're on the airfriar, yeah. Not Claudia, though. I'm anti-airfriar. You're one of those people who doesn't want an air friar because everybody talks about how good an air friar is. Yeah, I just don't get it. No, but you can't get it because you don't have an air friar. It's because I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:32:45 I think your life would be a lot easier, Claudia. It's literally like the modern day microwave. I have a microwave. No. This is a healthy version. You don't need to use the other. It's a chicken egg situation, though, isn't it? It's better than a air friar because she doesn't get them,
Starting point is 00:32:58 and she doesn't get them because she doesn't have an air friar. Well, actually, I take that back. I don't know if it's better than a microwave because I think it is different. It does different things. It crisps it out. I also have an oven. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:33:07 It uses so much less power than an oven. And it reheats pizza better than a microwave. You put them on the toasted sandwich machine. You've got it good to go. I've got so many alternatives. Yeah. I've got options, baby. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Well, I'm not here to convince you to get an air friar. I'm here to upset the people who have air friars. Why? What's going on? Be honest with me, do you clean your air friar every time you use it? No. Me neither. I treat my air fryer slightly better than I do my oven, which I clean never.
Starting point is 00:33:35 I clean the air friar approximately once a week. Yeah. Is that about fair? Yeah. Yes, I said approximately. I want to say once a month. Oh, once a month? I don't use my air friar that much, though.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Oh, yeah. I use it for hash browns and hot chips maybe. I reckon we're in the air friar every day. Okay, well, that's different. You should be cleaning it at least once a week. Every use. Something every day, yeah. You should be, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:34:00 should be cleaning it every use. So, apparently, yes, you should be... Wait, are we still talking about the air fry? Yes, you should be cleaning the air fry every day. You dirty dog. Because the oven, you use an oven tray and that collects the crumbs and you can dust off the oven tray or throw away the baking sheets or the heat of the oven, like, cooks everything off and sanitise it, sanitises it.
Starting point is 00:34:20 What about those self-cleaning ovens they have now? Self-cleaning ovens? Where it goes so hot that it incinerates everything that's in there. Pyrolytic ovens. Crazy. What a self-cleaning oven? Sounds good. Your air friar is not one of those. I bet it's yuck.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Someone in the industry has spoken out and said there is a general misconception that the heat in your air friar will kill bacteria, but that is not the case. Salmonella E. coli may all be present and growing inside your air friar regardless of how often you turn it up and how hot you make it. You should be cleaning your air friar after every use. Oh, that's just another thing to clean. Another thing.
Starting point is 00:35:05 I'm just going to take the risk. Why is everything's default position not clean, you know? Like, why do I struggle to keep everything clean? It's even like towels. Tows. You dry your clean body. Yeah. With a towel that's clean, but eventually somehow it gets dirty.
Starting point is 00:35:24 How does that work? You know what shit me the other day? When I found out you're meant to clean your washing machine? I was like It's literally Your job Your only job Is cleaning
Starting point is 00:35:36 And you were telling me I have to clean you The word washing is in your name And I have to then Give you a wash I don't have to barbecue my barbecue Why do I have to wash my washing machine? Makes no sense
Starting point is 00:35:50 You know What's one thing you don't have to clean Can anyone name anything? Ooh Um Genes. Self-cleaning ovens. No, jeans, we've talked about gene whiff.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Yeah, but if you buy a good quality pair of jeans, you can get a couple years out of them. What the heck? Before you wash them. And bras, you can get a good couple of clean them. Yeah, good couple months. Especially if you chuck them in an air friar every now and then, crisp them up.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Incinerate, all the bacteria are awful. Anyway, if Russell Hobbs or Phillips or anyone's listening, can you guys invent a self-cleaning air fryer? That would be awesome. They're like, we did. It's called an oven. It's crazy how we're getting lazier by the second. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Ladies and gentlemen, Brean Clint's Friday Hokie. Another Friday, another Friday okey. Last week we did Kings. Kings himself had the deciding vote, and he decided you were the better Kings. I listened back to those because I couldn't hear. hear it out in the iHeart lounge because we were doing the donation station. Oh yeah? What was Kings listening to?
Starting point is 00:37:03 Mine was terrible. I actually DM'd him. Yours was way better. I couldn't hear it out there, so I didn't know, but I listened back to it. Mine was not up to par. I DM'd him and I was like, left me hanging there, bro. And he goes, it was Bree's word play that got me over the line. It was...
Starting point is 00:37:19 Or he felt bad for me. One or the other. One or the other. We don't ask where the boats come from. We just accept them when we receive them. Today you've gone back to 2014 for an Ellie Golding Calvin Harris Co-Lad
Starting point is 00:37:32 I loved this era of Ellie Golding and Calvin Harris Really good memories Was the tippity top The festivals Nothing better Never considered singing it live on the radio though Ellie Golding
Starting point is 00:37:52 Quite a unique voice doesn't she Quite squeaky I would just describe her as the house mouse. Quite breathy, I would describe it as. Very breathy. But we've done it. So you're going to go first.
Starting point is 00:38:04 You picked the song. Any disclaimers or any information we need first? I just remember really struggling this week. But hey, let's rip off the Band-Aid, see how we went. You'll hear Breeze, then you'll hear mine, then you can pick the winner of Friday Oakey. Good luck, Bree. Thank you. Look at what you've done.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Stand still. away from me when it takes so long fire's out what do you want to be now I'm holding on myself was never enough for me gotta be so strong there's a power in what you do now every other day I'll be watching you oh oh I'll show you what it feels like now I'll show you what it feels like now I'm on the outside Oh We did everything right now I'm on the outside I'll show you what it feels like
Starting point is 00:39:12 Now I'm on the outside Oh We did everything right now I'm on the outside I like it I just had a I like it Big vision of me doing that at karaoke at the Fithyanga pub. You know, that's classic karaoke sounding, you know, Friday night.
Starting point is 00:39:37 And then everyone hits the drop. Someone's got on a few too many jars and they went, I can do a bit of Ellie Goldie. I think you did quite a good job. I don't think you're a million miles away from Ellie. I think you've got a good amount of breathiness in there. I've had worse weeks. And I think you're going to win.
Starting point is 00:39:52 But let's not preempt it. I can't wait to hear yours. I'm excited I'm not but here is my I think you're good mate here's my Ellie Golding good luck
Starting point is 00:40:04 Look at what you've done Stand still falling away from me When it takes so long Fires out What do you want to be I'm holding on Myself was never enough for me
Starting point is 00:40:26 gotta be so strong there's a power in what you do now every other day I'll be watching you oh I'll show you what it feels like now I'm on the outside oh we did everything right
Starting point is 00:40:46 now I'm on the outside oh I'll show you what it feels like now I'm on the outside Oh We did everything right now I'm on the outside I feel like I'm back at the pub
Starting point is 00:41:08 And someone's had a few more jars And they go, I can do, Ellie Go, watch this Anyone done this song yet? No, no one's done it all, let me have a go Wasn't as bad as what you set it up to be I thought there was like the essence was there Oh yeah, okay Yeah. Like I don't think there was any parts where I was like, oh, that's horrible.
Starting point is 00:41:28 You know, like it had the essence of Ellie Gold. Yeah, yeah. It takes work to get up there for me, and someone's recognised that. They said, Clint, there was definitely some gonad grasping going on there. For sure. I want Clint's one to be my new ringtone. Who's got it this week? We've just opened the phone lines to everybody on 0800 dial ZEM. And with that comes your own personal critique of the songs.
Starting point is 00:41:53 You can have your say when you vote. in Friday Oakee. We open ourselves up to feedback. You can text that feedback. Who are you voting for this week to 9696? or you can call us right now. ZD.M's Brie and Clint Podcast. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Sees it are. Friday Oakey! Welcome back to Friday Oakey where you've just heard Brey and I take on an Ellie Golding classic with Calvin Harris called Outside. Bree, you sounded like this.
Starting point is 00:42:20 We did everything right now. I'm on the outside. And mine sound like thus We did everything right now I'm on the outside Now I'm on the outside That was the last line and my voice My voice gave out at the very end That really
Starting point is 00:42:41 Put a smile on my face Some really good texts coming through for us On both sides of the spectrum But let's go to our votes, shall we? Reese is here, hi Reese. Gide, Reese. Hey, good day, guys, how you going? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Thank you, mate. You're a fan of the segment Friday Oakey? I love it. I always get a smile on my face on the way, huh? Oh, good. That's the idea, Rhys. Yeah, yeah. Who are you going to vote for today?
Starting point is 00:43:06 Well, look, I see the problem is this song doesn't play to your vocal street. Either of you. That's the problem. I think you've hit the nail on the head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So today, Bree, it's all about you. My votes for you. Oh, thank you, Reese.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Appreciate it. Six years we've been doing this segment. We're still searching for a track that plays to our vocal strengths. Have we ever found one? I feel like there was one. Yeah, maybe. Maybe one each. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:43:34 One nil debris. Alfie's called through. Gidey. Hi, Alfie. Hi. Do you like Friday Okee, Alfie? And should we keep doing it? Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Yes. Oh, good on you, Alfie. We like to hear that. Do you know who you're voting for? Yes. Who is it? I'm voting for Clint. Yes, Alfie, thank you
Starting point is 00:43:55 Thanks Alfie We appreciate it One all Let's go to Rebecca I know 800 dollars at him Hey Beck Hi Beck Hi how are you
Starting point is 00:44:03 Good thank you mate We need your vote for Friday Oake Where's it going Can I be brutally honest Please And I'm really sorry I have to say this But this is honest I was driving
Starting point is 00:44:17 I didn't even hear Bree's version Until that little snippet now But honestly Clint, when you did yours, my dogs were looking for the drowning cat in the car. So, I'm going to have to vote for Brie.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Wait, wait, wait. Beck, did you vote for me and you didn't even hear mine? You just heard Clint. I just saw my dog's reaction to Clint's and I thought Bree's getting my vote. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Big, that was very funny. You promised brutal honesty and you delivered, Rebecca. I delivered, and I'm really sorry.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Yeah, yeah. No. Never apologize. That's what we like, Beck. I don't. Yeah, good. Never apologize. Rebecca is our people. That's great. Someone texts through and they said,
Starting point is 00:45:01 God, I wish I was on the outside and not stuck in traffic listening to that. 2-1 to Bree. Let's go to Neb. Hi, Neb. Hi, Neb. Hey, what's good, bro. We're good.
Starting point is 00:45:12 What did you think of our Friday Oki this week? Ellie Golding, outside. Look, let me just be honest, right? Yeah. I always talk about on your side, Clint. Yeah. You know, every week. I love listening to this.
Starting point is 00:45:22 And this week, again, not your best. You kind of sounded like you were drowning underwater, bro. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, don't lie. We don't want you to lie. Neb with the hard truth. Yeah, I'm just going to have to vote for Bree on that one.
Starting point is 00:45:37 I just straight away texted Bree. And I was like, you know what? And you know what? Neb sounds cool too, so it means even more. I like how Nib kind of held my hand while he said that. He's like, I love you, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was shit out.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Yeah, yeah. Nib? Never changed. I still love you. You know, I love you too, man. We like to give you your honesty. And thanks for crowning Bree, the winner of Friday Oakey this week. We did everything right now I'm on the outside.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Coming to an R-E-SA karaoke night near you. Keep a look out. Is this wine from a box? Hey, who wants to come up and do the Calvin Harris bits? No, you, Gary. Get up here, Gary. Bree and Clint, we will do a fresh round of birthday bang. this next. If you'd like to know the number one song on your 16th birthday
Starting point is 00:46:24 This is Birthday Banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday. And I have a good feeling about today. Okay, that's good. I don't always, but today's extra good for some reason. But we'll see how we go. Gav's here. Good day, Gavin. Hi, Gav. Hey. What have you been doing today, Gav? No, it's just work. Yeah, fair enough. What do you do for work, Gavin? machine operator in a quarry. Yeah, right. Oh, nice. Okay. You'll be shagged, ready for a weekend off. Give us your date of birth, Gavin. 10th, February, 68.
Starting point is 00:47:02 All right, that means you were 16, Gavin, in 1984, and we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bangers. Relax. Relax. Don't do it. Where do you want to go to where you want to go to work. That's what Gad is doing this weekend. Having to relax, Gav. Yeah, just get on the first. There, I knew the real Gab was going to come out eventually. Thanks, Gab, up the was.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Got to show himself. Lori is here. Hi, Lori. Hi, Lori. Hi, it's Lorry. Lurie. Lurie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Lurie. It's the boogie version of Lory. Yeah, Lurie. Yeah, hi, Lurie. Sorry for getting your name wrong. Welcome to birthday banger. How's your day, you been? Oh, it's been good.
Starting point is 00:47:49 It's been good, thank you. What have you been doing? Well, it is my birthday today. What? Oh my God, it is too. Last year, am I 20? Oh, okay. It's a big one, Lori.
Starting point is 00:48:03 29. Yeah, it is. It is. Oh, my God, it's her birthday. Get her name right. Jesus Christ. All right, Lori, let's do this. Let's find out what your birthday banger is.
Starting point is 00:48:12 So you're born today, what year? 1996. All right, that means, Lori. You were 16 in 2012, and on that day, this was number one. Mama told me not to waste my life. She said spread my wings, my little butterfly. Little mix. You're a fan of Little Mix, Lurie?
Starting point is 00:48:33 That's a no. We know. Yeah, no. You weren't a 16-year-old little mixer? No, okay. Oh, well. Your birthday banger chooses you. On her birthday, too.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Okay, wait there, Lurie. Let's go do one more for Louisa. Hi, Louisa. Hi, Louisa. Hi. What have you been up to? today, Louisa? Oh, well, it's my day off, so I've just been relaxing, doing whatever I want.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Oh, I love that for you. I'm just looking at your numbers. It was your birthday two days ago, so surely you're having a bit of a knees-up this weekend for your birthday, Louisa? I might be. Yeah. Knees up, boobs out, as we say, Louisa. What is your year of birth?
Starting point is 00:49:15 1979. Lovely. That means you were 16 in 1995, and on the 3rd of September, 95. this was number one. Stop that. Oh, Louise. Knees up, boobs out for Hootie and the Bloofish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:34 I always get them out for Hootie and the Bloofish. Louisa. Louisa, are you aware that you are listening to the number one song for Hootie and the Blowfish? That has to be. It is. It's the Brean Clint show. Nobody plays more Hootie and the Blowfish than Brian Clinch. It's the Brie and Clint guarantee.
Starting point is 00:49:51 We've been known to do back-to-back blowies, Louisa, in the past. Oh, that's fantastic. Yep, yeah. And I mean, it's a sign. It's absolutely a sign. I mean, we're not not going to vote for Hootie and the Blowfish. Neither Bree nor myself have ever said no to a Blowy. I would never deny it.
Starting point is 00:50:11 And it's not starting today, Louisa. Happy birthday weekend. You're the winner of birthday banger today. Good on you, Louisa. Hey, this is a blowie for ever. Everybody. Lobby's all round for a Friday. Nothing better than a blowy on a Friday.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Z.N. Branklin. Oh, we want to be with you. Other than like a blowy on your drive home on a Friday, that's Hootie and the Blowfish, the winner of birthday bangers day for Louisa. Good to be back on the Blowie Bandwagon, we say. Oh, good to blow again.
Starting point is 00:50:49 It's always good. Blow it out. We are the number. one song for Hootie and the Blowfish? We are. The number one show. We've been... We've dropped the ball.
Starting point is 00:50:55 We have dropped the ball. We got to admit when we've dropped the ball. We were recognised and renowned for playing back-to-back blowies for many years. Yeah, totally. It was a title we took very seriously. Yeah. We got complacent. We did.
Starting point is 00:51:08 And these things happen, you know, in relationships over time. You know? The blowies drop off. Yep. But they're back. They're back. She sits alone by land. It's a good time when they come back.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like sometimes you think, will they ever come back? And are they back for good? Who knows? Who knows? But you enjoy them while they're here. While they're here. When they happen. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:51:32 If we had to play back-to-back, Lois, what would we play? I would play Let Her Cry. I think I'd play this too. Unfortunately, we've got to play Doja Cat to give away some Doja Cat tickets. Boom! I know. I'm kidding. I love Doja Cat. Doge Cat on Z-M. What the hell? What the hell?
Starting point is 00:51:51 Doja Cat, such a handbrake on the blowies. What the hell he'll say? Play more blowies. Oh, we've played half of it now. You may as well go to rest. You've done half. You may as well finish it off. A little chorus and then we'll get out of here, okay? All together.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Okay, everyone. And just let her cry. I always forget the words. If it eases all. Look at the car next to you. They'll be singing it. Ready? Everyone, together.
Starting point is 00:52:30 And if the sun comes up tomorrow, let her be. That was nice. ZADAM's Brie and Clint podcast. What day's Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. Father's Day is on Sunday. Of course, that's right.
Starting point is 00:52:48 It actually is Father's Day on Sunday. so don't forget, hopefully you've got stuff organised for the fathers in your life. All this week, we have been playing that iconic piece of New Zealand radio. February 1st trivia, answer tonight, Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Yeah, but what's the question? Oh, oh. No, I don't know. It's so good. It's two minutes long. I could listen to the whole thing. Over and over and over. Me too.
Starting point is 00:53:22 We had the idea to call random businesses around the country and play reverse trivia with them throughout the week. Yeah, to see if they could win 50 KFC chicken dollars. In the end, we've just ended up calling the same person every day. Yeah, that's Kat, who on the first day had no bar of us. Welcome to Reverse Trivia. Are you ready to play? If the answer is Sunday, Cat, what might the question be?
Starting point is 00:53:50 Are you there, Kat? Didn't want a bar of us, Clint. Yesterday went a little bit better. If the answers Sunday, what might the question be? Father's Day. Close. Could you give it to us as a question? What day is Father's Day? Oh my God, she's got it.
Starting point is 00:54:13 She did very well. There's only one day left of the show before Father's Day. Hi, you have reached the tittery. we've got to call her one more time. We're going to call Kat once more. Hello. Hi, is that Kat? Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Kat, welcome back to reverse trivia. Are you ready to play? Yes. If the answer is Sunday, Cat, what might the question be? What day is five is that? She's got it in one. She's got it again.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Oh, my God, she's come such a long way. Mate, that is another 50 KFC chicken dollars going straight in your pocket. Thank you. You are welcome. By the way, just so you know, we're going to stop now. This is the last one. Come and pay your stabs, Clint. Yes, Kat.
Starting point is 00:55:11 That was the best burn we've had on our show in years. This is my local IRAA. Hey, Kat. My membership overdue, Kat. Clint, shush, Kat, what's the go? How much does he owe? $45. God, Clint!
Starting point is 00:55:28 Oh, you know, I expired at the end of last year. I'm looking at my card now. You've got bills running up there at the RSA. You need to go in and pay. Cat, he'll be in. I'll be in for the Warriors tonight, Cat, and I'll give you a generous tip. Oh, awesome.
Starting point is 00:55:44 You guys bloody deserve it. Thank you for your service. Apologies for him. Hold the line, cat. We've got the KFC for you. Hold the line. Damn, does she just reverse, reverse trivia on me? Mate.
Starting point is 00:55:58 She reversed and backed straight over the top of you. Can't pay your subs, Clint. Touche. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.

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