ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th September 2025
Episode Date: September 5, 2025What did your parents accidentally post? Reverse Trivia is back, and Kat bloody nailed it. Bree's Father's Day surprise for Clint. Bad news for fans of airfryers. See omnystud...io.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's ZM's Breyan Clint, the podcast.
ZM's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl,
here for a good time, not a long time.
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It's thriving.
Make some noise for the original.
Zem's Brean Clint.
Voo Yaka Shah.
And welcome to the show, everybody.
It's Brean Clint.
Friday, everyone. Good to be here. Glad we made it.
We've been to the pub for lunch.
I've given my lunch a 3.5.
Out of?
Five.
Oh, stars. I thought you were going to say 10.
Oh, no, no, three and a half stars.
I'd have to probably give mine the same.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, you know.
Not the best?
Yeah.
Not the worst.
Some mediocre place in the middle.
Kind of the tagline for this show, to be honest.
Put it on the billboard.
Not the best. Not the worst.
That's the line up we've got for you this afternoon.
We've got more DojCat tickets for you today.
Maybe our last double pass and we'll give those away between 5 and 6 o'clock tonight.
First person to call through when you hear DojCat, two free tickets.
We'll also give you the last two shots at the Secret Sound this week.
Oh yeah, last two guesses for the week.
Could it go?
Could it be the last two guesses of the whole series?
Plus Friday Oki today, you've chosen an Ellie Golding Calvin Harris classic.
Now I'm on the outside.
I mean...
What a huge song.
Which, I'm going to hold your hand while I tell you this, millennials.
This is an 11-year-old song.
Ouch.
Still goes hard.
Hell yeah.
First, though, we're going to do Trady versus Lady.
0,800 dials at M.
50 bucks up for grabs.
If you want it, you've got to play.
So call through now.
Play Z-D-N's Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of Trady versus Lady.
It's Trady versus L.
Ladies.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Trades on 69, ladies on 74.
Let's go to our lady first.
She's a Napier.
She's 34, and she tried to bribe soundkeeper Brooke with a sandwich today.
Welcome to the show, Becky.
Gettie, Becky.
Hello.
What kind of sandwich?
I told her that we could get all sorts of really exotic ingredients.
Ooh, okay.
I'm back with salve.
What's an exotic ingredient?
ingredient in your eyes, Becky?
Well, you know, I hadn't really
established that yet, but, you know, I would have
tried. Yeah. Puffer fish.
Yeah, something like that.
Wicker.
You're taking on our trading today from
Hamilton, the 36, and they were a stunt man
on Chief of War. How cool. Welcome to
the show, JJ. Hi, JJ.
Well, that might be the coolest fact we've had in a while.
When did you do that?
we were filming like a year and a half two years ago
yeah so cool
I saw an interview with some of the cast
and they said that everybody on that set
at one stage or another saw Jason Momoa's
Franken Beans
was that the case for you too
yep most definitely
yeah I was on set with him for like three months
that little loincloth can only do so much right JJ
yeah we've seen it all
seen it all right J J J Jain good experience all around
Jaj yeah it was awesome
That's so cool
About 50 times
Yeah
How cool
What a cool thing
Very cool story to have
Your buzz is trading
Becky yours is lady
The first of three correct answers
Wins 50 dollars cash
From KFC
And a tradie versus lady victory
Question one
It's been a week
Since Taylor Swift got engaged
To NFL player
Travis Kelsey
What is the name of Travis's brother
Who also played in the NFL
Is it Chad, Jason or John?
Jay Jai
Travis.
Travis.
Travis's brother is not called Travis.
Oh, Travis.
Oh.
Bickey, Friegis.
Oh.
Chad?
Chad, Jason or John?
Chad.
Chad, no.
It's Jason Kelsey.
Did you hear Bickey said sandwich?
Did she?
Yeah.
All right, guys.
Let's get it together, all right?
Question number two.
Who will the All Blacks play out
a sold out, Eden Park?
Jay J.J.
South Africa.
South Africa.
The Spring Box is correct.
One to the Trades.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
I'm a scared to instead of the lover.
And I'm trying to keep your golden under.
Give you a clue.
They're brothers.
JJ.
J.J.
The Jonas brothers?
Jonas Brothers.
It is the Jones.
bonus brothers. Well done.
Two to the tradies, none to the ladies.
You need this one, Becky, to stay in at. Question number four.
Who will the Black Ferns play in the RwC on Monday morning?
Rugby World Cup. JJ?
England.
No.
Worth a shot. Becky, you want to guess?
I know that. I feel like I know that.
It's pretty close.
Is it island? Yeah, it is.
It is Ireland. She's in the game. Well done, Becky.
to the ladies, two to the tradies, question number four.
What is the scientific theory that explains the origin of the universe
and is also the name of, yes, JJ.
Big Bangfrew.
Well done.
Is that the whole game?
That's the whole game.
That's the whole game.
That's the game.
It's time to play the game.
Good on you, JJ.
I've got one question, one quick question.
Yeah.
She bribed San Cooper Brooks with sandwiches.
is can I break her with a $50 KFCs out there?
No, you can't.
You can try.
You can, hey, you're worth a shot.
But just like Becky did, you have to get through, JJ.
That's the main challenge, you know?
We might talk to you at 4 o'clock, JJ.
JJ might have eaten the KFC by then, you know?
You never know.
Well done, guys.
Trady victory.
Tradies go to 70, ladies on 74.
Z&M's Brie and Clint Podcast.
Do you have a lot of half siblings?
And that could be from a bunch of different situations.
A woman over in Australia, though, is speaking out after she found out by using Ancestry.com
that she has over 77 siblings that she knows of.
Yes.
But she's thinking that it could potentially be 250 to 300.
Half siblings.
Half siblings.
All from the same dad, her dad.
Yeah.
Well, not her dad, her donor.
A serial sperm donor who donated 300.
So we want to find the New Zealanders who have the most half-siblings.
And how did you get them?
Bickey's here.
Hi, Becky.
Hi, Becky.
Hi, it's me.
Bicky with a sandwich.
Oh, Becky, you're back.
You're back, Becky.
I'm back.
Big day on Zidim for you, Becky.
Tell us, mate.
Do you have a lot of half-siblings?
Yeah, I found them all through an industry.com too, and I was a sperm donor baby.
Okay, so tell us the situation.
You're a sperm donor baby.
How many?
Yeah, when did you use Ancestry.com and how many did you find?
Back before it was considered ethical.
They decided that sperm donor, being a sperm donor was unethical,
so they destroyed all the records.
So I kind of used Ancestry.com right now.
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah.
So I found, I think, six confirmed ones in just Hawks Bay.
And are you still looking for more?
Wait, did you say there's six confirmed half siblings just in the Hawks Bay?
Yeah, and well, Gisbon.
That's kind of counted, right.
Have you met any of them?
What was that, sorry?
Have you met any of your half-siblings?
Yeah, I've met all of them.
Oh, cool.
And what was that like?
Yeah, kind of cool for the most part.
Okay, I feel like there's a backstory there.
Some more than others.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah, yeah.
Say no more, Becky.
Thanks, Becky.
Let's go to Jane.
Hi, Jane.
Hi, Jane.
Hi, Jane.
We're looking for the person with the most half-siblings and the reason why.
What do you got for us, Jane?
Yeah, well, different from IVF.
So I was born in, from a Catholic mother in Ireland.
Okay.
The Catholic obviously couldn't have babies out of wed.
So she adopted as a baby, but then on my birth certificate,
she said to be an affair with an English guy.
Then that was a load of nonsense.
And that she'd, my father was this near-do-well from this town.
Island, and he had the kids all over the place, of which I've met.
I've met one, and I know of two others, but through ancestry, there's, like, literally loads.
I can't even keep up.
Like, how many would you say ballpark?
Oh, at least three, a least.
Eight.
A least.
Eight.
Eight.
Two?
Twenty.
20.
Sorry, Jane, we've got a really bad phone line, so we're just grabbing the details that
we can get out of this.
You reckon you've got at least 20 half siblings?
Yeah, all over the place.
But with ancestry, I haven't turned to more.
Wow.
Wow.
20.
Did she, I feel like I kind of heard what she said,
but that's from just some guy being a gallivant,
not from being a donor.
Is that what we got?
Just.
Yeah, from just kicking around each town in Ireland.
Just some man travelling around the UK.
Finding the pot of gold under the rainbow too many times.
This one's less, but it's interesting.
They said, I've got five half siblings.
Four sisters, one brother.
Three from my mother, two from my father.
I've never met the ones from my father.
They're in a different country.
Also, it's awkward because he named the kids he had with the other two women after my mother.
What the hell.
That is so awkward.
I wonder if the other women who birthed the kids know that.
But also, he's given two of his kids the same name, and it's the name of his ex-partner.
Yeah.
Weird.
Someone said, my partner has one half-sister and two half-brothers on his mum's side
and two half-sisters and three step-sisters on his dad's side.
Then most of them have other siblings as well.
Yeah, you either have a really big family WhatsApp group or you just don't keep up with everyone.
You just go, all good.
Yeah, you kind of lose touch a little bit.
What do you just pick out your favourites?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you pick the ones your life.
Like everyone does.
Yeah.
Pick the side of the family you like the most.
Stick with that.
Stick with that.
Yeah.
Life's too short.
What's on Sunday?
What's on Sunday?
Father's Day.
Oh, Father's Day is on Sunday.
Yeah, Father's Day is on Sunday.
Father's Day is on Sunday.
Did you realize that you're...
Father's Day is on Sunday.
Yeah, Father's Day.
You're the only daddy on this show.
Well, you're the only father.
I'd argue that Claudia is also a daddy.
Claudia is Daddy.
That's right.
Claudia is Daddy.
Clint is.
are daddy if that makes sense um i thought we could celebrate you a little bit today and i've organized
um a little message from your two daughters to say happy father's day did you really yeah i did
you're the only father on this show and we've had the girls behind the scenes they're so cute
we've had them on the podcast i think it was last week yeah last week and then i thought wouldn't it
be nice to get a little message for Clint for father's date. So here it is. Okay. Sorry. This is a surprise
to me. What do you think there's going to be a prank? Yeah. No, it's not a prank. It's just
genuine, nice thing that I've done for you. It's just that last time, well not last time,
but remember that time I bought some audio of my daughters to the show. Yeah. And you dubbed over it
with a sound effect that just went, little bitch. I don't remember that. I don't think that. I don't think
happened on the show. Forgive me for being trepidacious. I don't think that
happened. Okay. Anyway, here's your
Father's Day message from your daughter's
Tui and Maggie. My dad
at the bed because he
lets us
go scoot to riding
and like riding at the school.
My dad is
also the best because
he plays the
monster with us.
My dad is the best
Because he lets us go bike riding and let's us go to the playground.
Happy Father's Day.
Happy Father's Day, bye.
Bye.
Isn't that the cutest?
That was very sweet and now I feel a little bit bad.
Hey, that's all right.
That was cute.
Yeah.
I just thought it'd be nice, you know, because you're the only father on our show
and it's something that I've watched over the years
because you became a dad when we were doing this show.
Yeah.
And I've watched you...
Not during the show.
Not during the show.
It was outside of the show.
But it's something that I know that you're most proud of.
Yeah, it's the most important thing that I do.
Exactly.
And we're really proud of you and you're a great dad.
So happy Father's Day.
Oh, stop.
Can you guys stop being so wholesome?
I don't know how to handle it.
I don't know how to handle this.
And there's no jokes.
That's it.
Happy Father's Day.
We love you.
There's not like a message for Daddy Claudia in there as well or anything.
That's in 10 minutes time.
Yeah, that's later.
She gets her own break.
Yeah, that's after 6 o'clock.
Well, thank you.
I really appreciate it.
And happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.
And the people who have to play mum and dad.
Yeah, and celebrate those people on Sunday.
And make sure you hug those people.
Okay.
Thanks, guys.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Z.D.N.'s brain and Clint.
The tea.
Live from L.A. with Dean, just over a week now since Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift got engaged
and he's spoken for the first time on his podcast about it.
He has. He says he gets, quote, giddy. He gets Diddy calling her his fiancé, loves the word
fiancé. And he actually said in the podcast that he was introducing her to some teammates or colleagues
that hadn't met her yet. And he was like, this is my fiancé, like, absolutely loving.
I think I might even have some audio of Travis just being a head over heel to Taylor.
And it's been really fun telling everybody who I'm going to be spending the rest of my life with.
There's something different about calling somebody your fiancé.
There's something more, way more official to it.
Yeah, 100%.
I felt that at the game, actually, it was my first time introducing Taylor as my fiancee to a few of my teammates.
Don't you get giddy saying it?
I did. Yeah, I still get giddy. It's exciting times.
I love him. I love them. I love them talking about it.
And the book where Jason's like, there's something way more.
more official about it. Yeah, it is. It's because it is more official. It's because it's
official. A lifelong commitment. That's the official bit. It's the legally
binding official bit that makes it feel so official. That's the whole point, Jason.
This has done great things for their podcast. It's going to do great things for
Jason. It's done great things for Jason's wife. The ripple effect of this engagement is
huge. I had a thought the other day and let me ask you boys if you've had this thought.
Imagine if your sibling started dating Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
And bought Taylor Swift over for family dinners and for Christmas.
How bizarre would that be?
Well, it's the unfortunate part of being as famous as she is,
is she would have to consider her effect on other people when she does anything, right?
Mm-hmm.
Like, she would have to think about if she joins a family,
how that's going to affect the rest of the family.
Whereas the rest of us don't think about that.
No.
Do you think eventually you would stop looking at her
Taylor Swift and it'd just be like, oh, yeah.
Taylor, you don't forget to put your secret Santa present in for Christmas this year.
I don't know.
I don't think you'd ever forget.
I don't think you could.
It's funny, though, just like you made the best point about her having to always consider other people.
She has to consider when she goes to a wedding, how she enters an exit from what she wears.
Yeah.
She will over over shadow.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We all can't.
wear white to a wedding. Taylor Swift
has to wear a garbage bag.
She can't be Taylor Swift at a wedding.
Yeah, yeah. They've got her own wedding.
Yeah, exactly.
And the DJ at the wedding can't play Taylor Swift.
Weird.
Oh, it's not so easy being a celebrity, is it?
That's the T with Dean McCarthy.
Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast.
Travis Kelsey's mom?
Travis Kelsey, the one who got engaged to Taylor Swift last week.
Oh, that Travis Kelsey.
That Travis Kelsey.
Not the other Travis Kelsey.
but his mum has had a little bit of a whoopsie on social media
after she's posted a clip
where it's directly relating to Taylor Swift
and her son Travis.
Okay.
Where essentially this comedian by the name of Leanne Morgan
does this stand up talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
And I'm going to play you the clip first
and then we can talk about what happened?
You know what? Her uterus is aching. I know it is.
And she wants a baby. And it's time. It's time for her to want a baby.
And she wants to breed with that big old Kelsey boy.
So it's about obvious things.
Yes.
And obviously, Travis Kelsey's mum has had a little watch of this particular clip.
Which she can't control what comes up in her reels.
That's fine.
No.
You know, she's had a little watch
because then she then goes on,
the comedian then goes on to talk about her,
Travis Kelsey's mum.
Okay.
In the bit as well.
But then Donna Kelsey has accidentally shared,
reshared it to her own feed.
Oh, okay.
And then has swiftly taken it down.
But people saw.
Does Donna Kelsey have a public Instagram account?
I think so.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
God, is she?
This is the issue with social media now.
And I don't mean to be rude, but a generation that didn't grow up with social media,
knowing that everybody is watching and knowing that everybody is seeing the things that not only you share,
but the things that you like, the people that you follow, the people that you unfollow.
Yep.
It's not healthy and it's not normal, but it is happening.
It's like there was that big wave where certain parents or grandparents or grandparents,
Grandparents thought that writing on someone's Facebook wall was sending them a personal inbox?
My ex-girlfriend's mother did this exact thing.
She wrote on my girlfriend's sister's wall about her boyfriend.
Leave him.
He's a piece of crap.
Yes.
Did she?
Yes.
It was like, oh, for goodness sake, so-and-so, you're not back together with him, are you?
Oh.
We talked about this.
Oh, no.
Disaster.
In my ex's mother's defence, she was right.
You don't want to air your dirty laundry to all of Facebook.
It was not the person for her.
Yeah, but...
But she thought it was private.
She thought it was private and she put it on the wall
and she put it on the Facebook wall at a time
when everybody was checking the Facebook news feed.
We didn't have an Instagram, we didn't have a TikTok.
We were just looking at the Facebook news feed.
And there it was.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
It's like, I will not name, but an auntie of mine,
I went to upload a picture to Facebook, as they do.
Yeah, as they do.
As they do, you know, they love to upload a picture to Facebook.
They love to whack an album.
Which is great.
And I like it because I can keep up to date with what's going on, you know, in the family.
Yeah.
I think she didn't realize that she's uploaded the last 50 photos from her camera roll.
And let's just say
Some of those photos were not meant for the internet
No, some of those were private
Yeah
Some of those could have been meant for the GP
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll listen to the club again.
You know what?
Her uterus is aching.
I know it is.
And she wants a baby
And it's time, it's time for her to want a baby.
and she wants to breed with that big old Kelsey boy.
Isn't it the most relatable thing
that Travis Kelsey's mom has accidentally posted that
to her social media?
It's so relatable.
I hope they have the kind of mother-daughter-in-law relationship
where they can laugh about it.
I feel like they would.
They'll laugh about it.
We have no idea, but I feel like they'll be okay.
Yeah, that we'll be fine.
But Travis might not be okay.
Travis might be like,
Mum, do not blow this thing for me.
Mom, if you ruin this.
I'll never forgive you, mum.
Never.
My mum, I'll never forgive you.
Mum, stay out of it.
We want to know, what did your parents accidentally post online?
Yeah, what did your parents, did they make a mistake using social media?
They uploaded the wrong thing, they emailed the wrong attachment, they, I messaged something to someone they shouldn't have.
Yeah.
And it can be put down to, you know, technophobia, technological difficulties.
But it shouldn't have been on the internet.
And if you want to tell us about it, you can call us on 0800 dial ZM
or you can text us on 9-6-96-9-6.
That's 9-6-9-6.
The text number.
The ZM Podcast Network.
When are your parents, all your grandparents,
had a bit of a mishap on social media?
Posted something they shouldn't have posted.
It's good to know it can happen to really famous people too.
Yes.
Travis Kelsey's mum has accidentally reposted.
a clip of a comedian talking about Taylor and Travis.
You know what?
Her uterus is aching.
I know it is.
And she wants a baby.
And it's time.
It's time for her to want a baby.
And she wants to breed with that big old Kelsey boy.
I want to watch that stand up.
She quickly took it down.
Yeah.
So we asked, what did your parents or grandparents accidentally post online?
Like this.
My granddad has never had his own Facebook page
and would just use my grandmother's Facebook.
She unfortunately lost her battle to cancer,
but he continued to use her Facebook page after she died.
But he would accidentally friend request people,
and it freaked a lot of people out because grandma was dead.
Holy smokes.
You'd be like, what?
What the hellie?
I went to your funeral.
Wait a second.
Granddad.
Grandma's poking people from the grave.
This one's good.
Not too long ago, I was scrolling on Instagram
and saw a repost from my dad.
So I decided to go on his Instagram
and I was shocked to see
that he had been reposting a lot of soft porn.
Oh, Dad.
Oh, Dad.
Oh, Dad doesn't realize.
Dad doesn't realize.
Dad.
Someone tell Dad that other people can see it.
Dad, if you're going to use Instagram for that, make a burner account, Dad.
Get a burner account.
Oh, no.
My mother-in-law posted her investment earnings statement to her Facebook story instead of sending it in Messenger.
Go off, Mother-in-Law.
What was your mother-in-law's investment earnings?
What a flex.
Can that person text us and let us know?
Imagine if you message her and you're like, it's your mother-in-law.
and then you're like, hey Julie, just checking,
you know that you've posted your Milford asset statement
to your Facebook story.
And she's like, how yeah, I did, 23% baby.
Congrats on the Tiffidence.
Someone said, my dad posted,
and this wasn't an accident.
The fact, it wasn't an accident.
He likes building and painting warplane models,
specifically from World War II.
He posted a photo of the plane with the caption
Bloody annoyed that they don't add the swastikers anymore.
Oh, jeez, dad.
Dad.
Context.
Dad.
Context.
Like it would be annoying.
It's not authentic anymore.
Well, it's not original.
For the closed model airplane Facebook group,
don't post your longing for swastikas to the entire Facebook community.
Yeah.
You know?
It could look bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Could look bad.
My mum accidentally went live on Facebook
while her phone was in her pocket
and she was talking smack about her friends with her husband.
She did a podcast with your dad
about how much she hates her friends.
And they would have got a notification
because they will definitely have their Facebook notifications turned on
and they would have gone,
oh, Julie's gone live.
Oh, wonder what Julie's up to.
I wonder what her interior talking about.
She might be on holiday.
I can't see what they're doing.
No, I can hear.
them.
Oh, she's talking about me.
What'd she say about, oh, how dare she?
Literally this morning, I messaged my mum asking if she meant to share a video about colonoscopies to her Facebook feed.
Far out.
No, mum.
And what if you call mum?
And she's like, no, I meant to do that.
Awareness is very important.
Well, in that case, go off.
Yeah, then go nuts.
In that case, liked.
We'll probably leave the nuts alone.
if you're having a colonoscopy.
What about this one?
Our very good friend's dad accidentally posted a DP to his Facebook story at 73.
Wow.
I had to be the one to tell him that it was there.
Oh, 73.
I'd hate to be the person delivering that news.
Well, it just goes to show you're never too old for your first DP.
No.
You know?
Obviously not.
The in-laws drunkenly locked themselves out of their motel room
and they posted on Instagram and tagged the grandkids in
to come and open the door for them.
That's actually smart.
That's clever.
These bloody kids don't answer their phone.
I bet they're on Instagram.
Let's do a reel where we're dancing
about the fact that we can't get back into our hotel room
and they'll notice it.
It's actually quite savvy.
Here's another one.
Grandma and the aunties were stalking my cousin's new girlfriend on Facebook
When they passed the phone from one person to the next,
they accidentally liked her photo
and didn't know how to unlike it
and called me in a fluster
and I tried to walk them through how to unlike the photo.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Okay, listen to me very carefully.
You're going to go back to the photo
and you're going to double tap it again, okay?
Double tap, you mean, is that on the screen?
I've liked another one.
Oh, not wrong photo.
Okay, I've liked all the pictures now.
Now what do I do?
Can I just unlike all?
But I don't like the photo
I like his last girlfriend
Is there any way I can reboot the phone
And it'll wipe the likes
Am I meant to put this in rice
Airplane mode? What the hell is Airplane mode?
I heard that on Paul Henry
It's ZM's Brea and Clint podcast
Time for the one second song challenge
Time is waiting
always get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
Always happens as we get deeper into secret sound.
When we get close to an activator, the phone lines become unusable.
We couldn't get anybody to call through who wasn't calling for the secret sound to play one second song challenge.
So instead we'll play by text.
If you can pick the winner before the end of the game, either Bree or me, Clint, and text that to 9696.
You're in running for free KFC this afternoon.
Someone's going to win it.
Claudia.
Hello.
Hello.
Claude.
Brie.
Dea.
Hi dear.
Daddy Claudia.
I love that nickname.
Can we stick with that?
Daddy is the person on the show with the best mustache.
Only if I can be mother.
Yes, you are mother.
Okay, let's get into this game.
So this is the one second song challenge.
Pretty simple.
We're starting songs from the beginning.
You guys need to buzz in with your names and tell me the artist and the name of the song.
There's always a theme.
And since we've talked so much this week about Mr. Fantasy,
which is allegedly KJ Arpa with a stage name,
these are all artists that use a stage name.
Oh, okay, cool.
Yes.
No bonus points if you can tell me they're real names,
but you might learn something along the way.
Okay.
Bree versus Clint, first person of three points takes home the win.
Are we ready?
Ready.
Ready.
Here's your first song.
Brie.
That's Firework, Katie Perry.
Sure is.
Ugh.
Bad start, particularly because I knew that one.
One of her biggest songs.
So if you know it.
I know.
All right.
If you know it, just buzz in with your name, Clint.
Oh, is that what I do?
Is that what I do?
Yeah, okay.
I wasn't saying you didn't know.
That is one point for Bree.
Don't you dare woman's blame Katie Perry to me.
Brie.
That is Nikki.
Menage
Superbates
Sure is
It's
I'm a hot thing
running away
You know like a drum
and it's coming away
At least I buzzed in that time
True
That was an improvement
So do you actually know it though
Yeah I had it
Yeah
So the next one
If you buzz in first
Okay
Yeah
Okay
You just warm it up
We're warm it up
One percent better
Every day
Yeah
Exactly right
Here's another one
Clint
Oh
Do you know the song title
Pitbull
obviously
and
yeah
yeah
yeah
don't stop the party
no
should we start it again
no
Briggott's a free guess
I get free guess
Pit bull
Holiday Inn
No
Clint
Motel Hoid Clint
Pitbull don't stop the party
No
What's it called?
It's Mr 3O fat
checking in for the
Pipple, you know you want me?
Close enough.
Yeah!
What's the actual name?
I know you want me.
Close enough.
And that's the win.
Is that Pitbull?
Mommy got an ass like a donkey?
Well done, Brie.
Thank you, babe.
Someone who's text Breeder 9696 is scoring that
free KFC chicken dollars.
Can I pick out the text?
100%.
Okay, cool.
I'm going to text the person back that if you backed me.
And I'm going to check if you backed me and Clint, so you doubled your odds.
Which I mean, actually, you know what?
It's smart.
It's just smart.
It's just smart.
It's just smart.
I don't mind if you did that.
One, two, three, four.
A ZM's Breinclin podcast.
First of all, bad news for air friar owners.
We all got an air friar.
You've got an air fryer?
You've got an air friar.
You've got an air friar.
You're on the airfriar, yeah.
Not Claudia, though.
I'm anti-airfriar.
You're one of those people who doesn't want an air friar
because everybody talks about how good an air friar is.
Yeah, I just don't get it.
No, but you can't get it because you don't have an air friar.
It's because I don't get it.
I think your life would be a lot easier, Claudia.
It's literally like the modern day microwave.
I have a microwave.
No.
This is a healthy version.
You don't need to use the other.
It's a chicken egg situation, though, isn't it?
It's better than a air friar because she doesn't get them,
and she doesn't get them because she doesn't have an air friar.
Well, actually, I take that back.
I don't know if it's better than a microwave
because I think it is different.
It does different things.
It crisps it out.
I also have an oven.
No, no, no, no.
It uses so much less power than an oven.
And it reheats pizza better than a microwave.
You put them on the toasted sandwich machine.
You've got it good to go.
I've got so many alternatives.
Yeah.
I've got options, baby.
Okay.
Well, I'm not here to convince you to get an air friar.
I'm here to upset the people who have air friars.
Why?
What's going on?
Be honest with me, do you clean your air friar every time you use it?
No.
Me neither.
I treat my air fryer slightly better than I do my oven, which I clean never.
I clean the air friar approximately once a week.
Yeah.
Is that about fair?
Yeah.
Yes, I said approximately.
I want to say once a month.
Oh, once a month?
I don't use my air friar that much, though.
Oh, yeah.
I use it for hash browns and hot chips maybe.
I reckon we're in the air friar every day.
Okay, well, that's different.
You should be cleaning it at least once a week.
Every use.
Something every day, yeah.
You should be, no, no, no, no.
should be cleaning it every use.
So, apparently, yes, you should be...
Wait, are we still talking about the air fry?
Yes, you should be cleaning the air fry every day.
You dirty dog.
Because the oven, you use an oven tray and that collects the crumbs and you can dust off
the oven tray or throw away the baking sheets or the heat of the oven, like, cooks everything
off and sanitise it, sanitises it.
What about those self-cleaning ovens they have now?
Self-cleaning ovens?
Where it goes so hot that it incinerates everything that's in there.
Pyrolytic ovens.
Crazy. What a self-cleaning oven?
Sounds good.
Your air friar is not one of those.
I bet it's yuck.
Someone in the industry has spoken out and said there is a general misconception
that the heat in your air friar will kill bacteria,
but that is not the case.
Salmonella E. coli may all be present and growing inside your air friar
regardless of how often you turn it up and how hot you make it.
You should be cleaning your air friar after every use.
Oh, that's just another thing to clean.
Another thing.
I'm just going to take the risk.
Why is everything's default position not clean, you know?
Like, why do I struggle to keep everything clean?
It's even like towels.
Tows.
You dry your clean body.
Yeah.
With a towel that's clean, but eventually somehow it gets dirty.
How does that work?
You know what shit me the other day?
When I found out you're meant to clean your washing machine?
I was like
It's literally
Your job
Your only job
Is cleaning
And you were telling me
I have to clean you
The word washing is in your name
And I have to then
Give you a wash
I don't have to barbecue my barbecue
Why do I have to wash my washing machine?
Makes no sense
You know
What's one thing you don't have to clean
Can anyone name anything?
Ooh
Um
Genes.
Self-cleaning ovens.
No, jeans, we've talked about gene whiff.
Yeah, but if you buy a good quality pair of jeans,
you can get a couple years out of them.
What the heck?
Before you wash them.
And bras, you can get a good couple of clean them.
Yeah, good couple months.
Especially if you chuck them in an air friar every now and then,
crisp them up.
Incinerate, all the bacteria are awful.
Anyway, if Russell Hobbs or Phillips or anyone's listening,
can you guys invent a self-cleaning air fryer?
That would be awesome.
They're like, we did.
It's called an oven.
It's crazy how we're getting lazier by the second.
Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Brean Clint's Friday Hokie.
Another Friday, another Friday okey.
Last week we did Kings.
Kings himself had the deciding vote, and he decided you were the better Kings.
I listened back to those because I couldn't hear.
hear it out in the iHeart lounge because we were doing the donation station.
Oh yeah?
What was Kings listening to?
Mine was terrible.
I actually DM'd him.
Yours was way better.
I couldn't hear it out there, so I didn't know, but I listened back to it.
Mine was not up to par.
I DM'd him and I was like, left me hanging there, bro.
And he goes, it was Bree's word play that got me over the line.
It was...
Or he felt bad for me.
One or the other.
One or the other.
We don't ask where the boats come from.
We just accept them when we receive them.
Today you've gone back to 2014
for an Ellie Golding Calvin Harris
Co-Lad
I loved this era of
Ellie Golding and Calvin Harris
Really good memories
Was the tippity top
The festivals
Nothing better
Never considered singing it live on the radio though
Ellie Golding
Quite a unique voice doesn't she
Quite squeaky
I would just
describe her as the house mouse.
Quite breathy, I would describe it as.
Very breathy.
But we've done it.
So you're going to go first.
You picked the song.
Any disclaimers or any information we need first?
I just remember really struggling this week.
But hey, let's rip off the Band-Aid, see how we went.
You'll hear Breeze, then you'll hear mine, then you can pick the winner of Friday Oakey.
Good luck, Bree.
Thank you.
Look at what you've done.
Stand still.
away from me when it takes so long fire's out what do you want to be now I'm holding on
myself was never enough for me gotta be so strong there's a power in what you do now every other day
I'll be watching you oh oh I'll show you what it feels like now I'll show you what it feels like now
I'm on the outside
Oh
We did everything right now I'm on the outside
I'll show you what it feels like
Now I'm on the outside
Oh
We did everything right now I'm on the outside
I like it
I just had a
I like it
Big vision of me doing that at karaoke at the Fithyanga pub.
You know, that's classic karaoke sounding, you know, Friday night.
And then everyone hits the drop.
Someone's got on a few too many jars and they went,
I can do a bit of Ellie Goldie.
I think you did quite a good job.
I don't think you're a million miles away from Ellie.
I think you've got a good amount of breathiness in there.
I've had worse weeks.
And I think you're going to win.
But let's not preempt it.
I can't wait to hear yours.
I'm excited
I'm not
but here is my
I think you're good mate
here's my Ellie Golding
good luck
Look at what you've done
Stand still
falling away from me
When it takes so long
Fires out
What do you want to be
I'm holding on
Myself was never enough for me
gotta be so strong
there's a power in what you do
now every other day I'll be watching you
oh
I'll show you what it feels like
now I'm on the outside
oh
we did everything right
now I'm on the outside
oh
I'll show you what it feels like
now I'm on the outside
Oh
We did everything right now
I'm on the outside
I feel like I'm back at the pub
And someone's had a few more jars
And they go, I can do, Ellie Go, watch this
Anyone done this song yet?
No, no one's done it all, let me have a go
Wasn't as bad as what you set it up to be
I thought there was like the essence was there
Oh yeah, okay
Yeah. Like I don't think there was any parts where I was like, oh, that's horrible.
You know, like it had the essence of Ellie Gold.
Yeah, yeah. It takes work to get up there for me, and someone's recognised that.
They said, Clint, there was definitely some gonad grasping going on there.
For sure.
I want Clint's one to be my new ringtone.
Who's got it this week?
We've just opened the phone lines to everybody on 0800 dial ZEM.
And with that comes your own personal critique of the songs.
You can have your say when you vote.
in Friday Oakee.
We open ourselves up to feedback.
You can text that feedback.
Who are you voting for this week to 9696?
or you can call us right now.
ZD.M's Brie and Clint Podcast.
Beautiful.
Sees it are.
Friday Oakey!
Welcome back to Friday Oakey
where you've just heard Brey and I
take on an Ellie Golding classic
with Calvin Harris
called Outside.
Bree, you sounded like this.
We did everything right now.
I'm on the outside.
And mine sound like thus
We did everything right now I'm on the outside
Now I'm on the outside
That was the last line and my voice
My voice gave out at the very end
That really
Put a smile on my face
Some really good texts coming through for us
On both sides of the spectrum
But let's go to our votes, shall we?
Reese is here, hi Reese.
Gide, Reese.
Hey, good day, guys, how you going?
Good, thanks.
Thank you, mate.
You're a fan of the segment Friday Oakey?
I love it.
I always get a smile on my face on the way, huh?
Oh, good.
That's the idea, Rhys.
Yeah, yeah.
Who are you going to vote for today?
Well, look, I see the problem is this song doesn't play to your vocal street.
Either of you.
That's the problem.
I think you've hit the nail on the head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
So today, Bree, it's all about you.
My votes for you.
Oh, thank you, Reese.
Appreciate it.
Six years we've been doing this segment.
We're still searching for a track that plays to our vocal strengths.
Have we ever found one?
I feel like there was one.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe one each.
I'm not sure.
One nil debris.
Alfie's called through.
Gidey.
Hi, Alfie.
Hi.
Do you like Friday Okee, Alfie?
And should we keep doing it?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, good on you, Alfie.
We like to hear that.
Do you know who you're voting for?
Yes.
Who is it?
I'm voting for Clint.
Yes, Alfie, thank you
Thanks Alfie
We appreciate it
One all
Let's go to Rebecca
I know 800 dollars at him
Hey Beck
Hi Beck
Hi how are you
Good thank you mate
We need your vote for Friday Oake
Where's it going
Can I be brutally honest
Please
And I'm really sorry I have to say this
But this is honest
I was driving
I didn't even hear
Bree's version
Until that little snippet now
But honestly
Clint, when you did yours, my
dogs were looking for the drowning cat
in the car.
So, I'm going to have to vote for Brie.
Wait, wait, wait.
Beck, did you vote for me and you
didn't even hear mine? You just heard Clint.
I just saw my dog's reaction to Clint's and I thought
Bree's getting my vote. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Big, that was very funny.
You promised brutal honesty and you delivered, Rebecca.
I delivered, and I'm really sorry.
Yeah, yeah. No. Never apologize.
That's what we like, Beck.
I don't.
Yeah, good.
Never apologize.
Rebecca is our people.
That's great.
Someone texts through and they said,
God, I wish I was on the outside
and not stuck in traffic listening to that.
2-1 to Bree.
Let's go to Neb.
Hi, Neb.
Hi, Neb.
Hey, what's good, bro.
We're good.
What did you think of our Friday Oki this week?
Ellie Golding, outside.
Look, let me just be honest, right?
Yeah.
I always talk about on your side, Clint.
Yeah.
You know, every week.
I love listening to this.
And this week, again, not your best.
You kind of sounded like you were drowning underwater, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, don't lie.
We don't want you to lie.
Neb with the hard truth.
Yeah, I'm just going to have to vote for Bree on that one.
I just straight away texted Bree.
And I was like, you know what?
And you know what?
Neb sounds cool too, so it means even more.
I like how Nib kind of held my hand while he said that.
He's like, I love you, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that was shit out.
Yeah, yeah.
Nib?
Never changed.
I still love you.
You know, I love you too, man.
We like to give you your honesty.
And thanks for crowning Bree, the winner of Friday Oakey this week.
We did everything right now I'm on the outside.
Coming to an R-E-SA karaoke night near you.
Keep a look out.
Is this wine from a box?
Hey, who wants to come up and do the Calvin Harris bits?
No, you, Gary.
Get up here, Gary.
Bree and Clint, we will do a fresh round of birthday bang.
this next. If you'd like to know the number one song on your 16th birthday
This is Birthday Banger, the number one song on your 16th birthday. And I have a good feeling
about today. Okay, that's good. I don't always, but today's extra good for some reason. But we'll
see how we go. Gav's here. Good day, Gavin. Hi, Gav. Hey. What have you been doing today, Gav?
No, it's just work. Yeah, fair enough. What do you do for work, Gavin?
machine operator in a quarry.
Yeah, right. Oh, nice. Okay.
You'll be shagged, ready for a weekend off. Give us your date of birth, Gavin.
10th, February, 68.
All right, that means you were 16, Gavin, in 1984, and we've done our calculations.
Here's your birthday bangers.
Relax. Relax. Don't do it. Where do you want to go to where you want to go to work.
That's what Gad is doing this weekend.
Having to relax, Gav.
Yeah, just get on the first.
There, I knew the real Gab was going to come out eventually.
Thanks, Gab, up the was.
Got to show himself.
Lori is here.
Hi, Lori.
Hi, Lori.
Hi, it's Lorry.
Lurie.
Lurie.
Yeah.
Lurie.
It's the boogie version of Lory.
Yeah, Lurie.
Yeah, hi, Lurie.
Sorry for getting your name wrong.
Welcome to birthday banger.
How's your day, you been?
Oh, it's been good.
It's been good, thank you.
What have you been doing?
Well, it is my birthday today.
What?
Oh my God, it is too.
Last year, am I 20?
Oh, okay.
It's a big one, Lori.
29.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
Oh, my God, it's her birthday.
Get her name right.
Jesus Christ.
All right, Lori, let's do this.
Let's find out what your birthday banger is.
So you're born today, what year?
1996.
All right, that means, Lori.
You were 16 in 2012, and on that day, this was number one.
Mama told me not to waste my life.
She said spread my wings, my little butterfly.
Little mix.
You're a fan of Little Mix, Lurie?
That's a no.
We know.
Yeah, no.
You weren't a 16-year-old little mixer?
No, okay.
Oh, well.
Your birthday banger chooses you.
On her birthday, too.
Okay, wait there, Lurie.
Let's go do one more for Louisa.
Hi, Louisa.
Hi, Louisa.
Hi.
What have you been up to?
today, Louisa?
Oh, well, it's my day off, so I've just been relaxing, doing whatever I want.
Oh, I love that for you.
I'm just looking at your numbers.
It was your birthday two days ago, so surely you're having a bit of a knees-up this weekend
for your birthday, Louisa?
I might be.
Yeah.
Knees up, boobs out, as we say, Louisa.
What is your year of birth?
1979.
Lovely.
That means you were 16 in 1995, and on the 3rd of September, 95.
this was number one.
Stop that.
Oh, Louise.
Knees up, boobs out for Hootie and the Bloofish.
Yeah.
I always get them out for Hootie and the Bloofish.
Louisa.
Louisa, are you aware that you are listening to the number one song for Hootie and the Blowfish?
That has to be.
It is.
It's the Brean Clint show.
Nobody plays more Hootie and the Blowfish than Brian Clinch.
It's the Brie and Clint guarantee.
We've been known to do back-to-back blowies, Louisa, in the past.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Yep, yeah.
And I mean, it's a sign.
It's absolutely a sign.
I mean, we're not not going to vote for Hootie and the Blowfish.
Neither Bree nor myself have ever said no to a Blowy.
I would never deny it.
And it's not starting today, Louisa.
Happy birthday weekend.
You're the winner of birthday banger today.
Good on you, Louisa.
Hey, this is a blowie for ever.
Everybody.
Lobby's all round for a Friday.
Nothing better than a blowy on a Friday.
Z.N.
Branklin.
Oh, we want to be with you.
Other than like a blowy on your drive home on a Friday,
that's Hootie and the Blowfish,
the winner of birthday bangers day for Louisa.
Good to be back on the Blowie Bandwagon, we say.
Oh, good to blow again.
It's always good.
Blow it out.
We are the number.
one song for Hootie and the Blowfish?
We are.
The number one show.
We've been...
We've dropped the ball.
We have dropped the ball.
We got to admit when we've dropped the ball.
We were recognised and renowned for playing back-to-back blowies for many years.
Yeah, totally.
It was a title we took very seriously.
Yeah.
We got complacent.
We did.
And these things happen, you know, in relationships over time.
You know?
The blowies drop off.
Yep.
But they're back.
They're back.
She sits alone by land.
It's a good time when they come back.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Like sometimes you think, will they ever come back?
And are they back for good?
Who knows? Who knows?
But you enjoy them while they're here.
While they're here.
When they happen.
Exactly.
If we had to play back-to-back, Lois, what would we play?
I would play Let Her Cry.
I think I'd play this too.
Unfortunately, we've got to play Doja Cat to give away some Doja Cat tickets.
Boom!
I know. I'm kidding. I love Doja Cat.
Doge Cat on Z-M. What the hell?
What the hell?
Doja Cat, such a handbrake on the blowies.
What the hell he'll say? Play more blowies.
Oh, we've played half of it now.
You may as well go to rest.
You've done half.
You may as well finish it off.
A little chorus and then we'll get out of here, okay?
All together.
Okay, everyone.
And just let her cry.
I always forget the words.
If it eases all.
Look at the car next to you.
They'll be singing it.
Ready?
Everyone, together.
And if the sun comes up tomorrow,
let her be.
That was nice.
ZADAM's Brie and Clint podcast.
What day's Father's Day?
Father's Day is on Sunday.
Father's Day is on Sunday.
Of course, that's right.
It actually is Father's Day on Sunday.
so don't forget, hopefully you've got stuff organised for the fathers in your life.
All this week, we have been playing that iconic piece of New Zealand radio.
February 1st trivia, answer tonight, Sunday.
What do you reckon the question might be?
Father's Day.
What about Father's Day?
Father's Day is on Sunday.
Yeah, but what's the question?
Oh, oh.
No, I don't know.
It's so good.
It's two minutes long.
I could listen to the whole thing.
Over and over and over.
Me too.
We had the idea to call random businesses around the country
and play reverse trivia with them throughout the week.
Yeah, to see if they could win 50 KFC chicken dollars.
In the end, we've just ended up calling the same person every day.
Yeah, that's Kat, who on the first day had no bar of us.
Welcome to Reverse Trivia.
Are you ready to play?
If the answer is Sunday, Cat, what might the question be?
Are you there, Kat?
Didn't want a bar of us, Clint.
Yesterday went a little bit better.
If the answers Sunday, what might the question be?
Father's Day.
Close. Could you give it to us as a question?
What day is Father's Day?
Oh my God, she's got it.
She did very well.
There's only one day left of the show before Father's Day.
Hi, you have reached the tittery.
we've got to call her one more time.
We're going to call Kat once more.
Hello.
Hi, is that Kat?
Yes.
Kat, welcome back to reverse trivia.
Are you ready to play?
Yes.
If the answer is Sunday,
Cat, what might the question be?
What day is five is that?
She's got it in one.
She's got it again.
Oh, my God, she's come such a long way.
Mate, that is another 50 KFC chicken dollars going straight in your pocket.
Thank you.
You are welcome.
By the way, just so you know, we're going to stop now.
This is the last one.
Come and pay your stabs, Clint.
Yes, Kat.
That was the best burn we've had on our show in years.
This is my local IRAA.
Hey, Kat.
My membership overdue, Kat.
Clint, shush, Kat, what's the go?
How much does he owe?
$45.
God, Clint!
Oh, you know, I expired at the end of last year.
I'm looking at my card now.
You've got bills running up there at the RSA.
You need to go in and pay.
Cat, he'll be in.
I'll be in for the Warriors tonight, Cat,
and I'll give you a generous tip.
Oh, awesome.
You guys bloody deserve it.
Thank you for your service.
Apologies for him.
Hold the line, cat.
We've got the KFC for you.
Hold the line.
Damn, does she just reverse, reverse trivia on me?
Mate.
She reversed and backed straight over the top of you.
Can't pay your subs, Clint.
Touche.
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