ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th August 2021

Episode Date: August 6, 2021

How long since you’ve had a shower?Bree tries a new hair technique1 Second Song Challenge!Friday-Oke!Birthday Banger!How to get out of a dateSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Oh, were we recording? Did you get that, did you? Well, I'll do another one. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Just quickly, have we had much feedback to the podcast that Ben hosted last night? Has there been much in the DMs about... No, I hosted it last night. And Ben.

Oh, we both did. You both hosted an episode. Yeah, we've had... Actually, it was a dual podcast. You're right. Have we had feedback on our dual podcast? We've had lots of positive feedback. Are we talking about Jewel the Artist?

No, the Jewel podcast. Which Jewel the Artist? Yeah, well, there's a couple. Yeah, Bree and I have had a lot of positive feedback. You have? Great, okay. We've been sent a lot of positive feedback. You have? Great, okay. We've been sending a lot of free stuff, too. So we will eventually do another one.

Yeah, Ben got free jerky and some dried meats. I got some denture tablets. Some dentures, yeah. Which is stoked. Was that the goal of setting up the podcast? Yeah. It was, eh? Yeah, it was to get free dentures.

It was superficial. It was quite a shallow project, really. You just wanted free dentures. Yeah. Well, mission accomplished. I hope you're proud of yourself. It was pretty good. Next week, Anastasia will be hosting a podcast.

No, I won't. Well, you will. I'm a digital producer. Yeah, we'll host a digital podcast. What do you think podcasts are? Nah, they're... Yeah, that's true. Do one now.

You have to do a digital one. Nah, I don't want to do a digital podcast. Okay, do an analogue one. Do one on a cassette tape. I don't care. What the fuck? Anyway, Okay, do an analogue one. Do one on a cassette tape. I don't care. Anyway, let's do an international... Anastasia's gone cuckoo. Let's do an international birthday banger.

We're filming this, aren't we? I keep forgetting that. We filmed this one. Yeah, and look at my hair. Oh, yeah. Disclaimer, I made Brie look like this. If you want to give her credit for her looks thank me. Okay.

I did this. This is nappy chic that Brie has on her head at the moment. Clint thought that putting a nappy on a woman's head would soak up her wet hair in an hour. And I was like this is never going to work. I didn't think it. The internet thinks it. And I have confirmed it.

Okay, let's do an international birthday banger. You've confirmed that it doesn't work. No, I think it looks good. I think it looks good. I think it's just a settling period. I'm freezing because I'm so wet. Like I said, I'll give you a spare nappy to get you home.

Let's do an international birthday banger for Daniel Pucco from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. All right, Daniel, you were 16 in 2009 on the 16th of September. And on that day in 2009,

this was number one. I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. Huge song. Tonight's gonna be a good night. Huge song. Tonight's gonna be a good night. Huge song. That's a nice... And we're playing it from the boring bit,

so it's not giving it enough credit, is it? You've got to play it from... Fill up my cup! Mazel tov! Wang. Wang? What is it? No, it says...

L'chaim. L'chaim. Wang. Have you been saying Wang for 12 years? I don't think so. L'chaim. I did know it was L'chaim. Muzzle top.

Okay, let's do one for Geoffrey Hornbeck from Kentucky. From Kentucky. What drinks are from Kentucky? Kentucky fried chicken. No, the drinks. The alcohol. Oh, bourbon. From Kentucky. What drinks are from Kentucky? Kentucky fried chicken. No, the drinks. The alcohol. Oh, bourbon. Bourbon. I think. Jim Beam? Jim Beam?

Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels? There's something that's from Kentucky. Hey Google, where is Jim Beam from? According to Wikipedia, Jim Beam is an American brand of bourbon whiskey produced in Claremont, Kentucky. Yay! Do you think Jack Daniels is from there too? Do you want to find out?

Yeah. Okay. Hey Google, where is Jack Daniels from? It will be, surely. Lynchburg, Tennessee. Oh, of course it is. We should have put all our heads. Tennessee whiskey.

All right. Jeffrey Hornbeck. Jeffrey, Jeff, you were born on the 8th of June, 1988. So you were 16 in 2004. And on the 8th of June 2004, this was number one. Speaking of Jack Daniels. What you know, gotta let it go.

It's gonna be very hard for me personally to vote against any Usher song ever. So Jeffrey, you have a competitive advantage with that one. It's good. This is so buzzy. This next guy, he's from Melbourne. His name's Matt Gravatt. Matt Gravatt.

Gravatt. I used to live in a place in Brisbane. The suburb was Mount Gravatt. Imagine if Matt Gravatt lived in Mount Gravatt in Brisbane. Stranger things have happened. That's good stuff. That is good stuff. Matt, if you're listening.

When you're like, this is so buzzy. I was expecting you grew up with him or something. And I've hooked up with Matt before. There we go. Now we're cooking with guests. And I just checked his age

just to make sure he's not super young. But he's around my age. He's good. He's good to go. Around my age. Matt Gravatt, he's hot to trot. Matt, shout out. You're a good kisser.

You were 16 in 2007 on the 13th of June. And Matt Gravatt, here's your birthday bag. I bet it's raining more than ever. Know that we'll still have each other. You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella Ella, Ella, yeah It's good. It's always good.

It very rarely wins though because it always comes up. I kind of wish she wasn't making as much money as what she is. Why? Because that means we would have got music from her. Oh yeah. New music. Announced this week have got music from her. Oh, yeah. New music.

Announced this week that she's a billionaire. She's officially a billionaire. She's the richest female artist ever. Yes. And I think... She's the second richest female in entertainment, in entertainment overall, behind Oprah. Yeah, behind Oprah.

That's crazy. She's new Oprah. She is the new Oprah. Yeah. Can't wait for her book tour. Okay, I'm not going to vote for anything except for Usher. What do you say?

I'll just vote with you. Yeah. Why does it start there? They've cut off the good bit. What? What good bit? It goes like... I'm sure it'll be fine.

We can't even play like hardly any of it. True. As I get to the good bit, right? Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys back next week. Bye. Bye, guys. Should we do this?

That's the birthday banger. Absolutely. For Friday O'Keefe. I don't know. Okay, we let it go. Okay, we'll leave now. Before we get banned. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. What a way to start the weekend.

Afternoon everybody, welcome to the show. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Happy Friday. I'm so excited. It's Friday, baby. What are you doing for the weekend? I'm going to the game tomorrow.

All Blacks, Wallabies? All Blacks versus Wallabies. Yes. I'll be incognito, trying to lay low as an Australian. Bullcrap. I heard you were doing the Oranges at halftime. You're taking the Australian team to their Oranges. I was about to name one of the Australian team, and then I was like, actually, I don't know anyone on the Australian team.

That's shocking. You don't know one player. Quade Cooper. Is Quade Cooper back in the team? No. I think he is, actually. Is he? I think he actually is. I think they got so low on players, they got Quade Cooper back. Iade Cooper back in the team? No. I think he is, actually. Is he? I think he actually is.

I think they got so low on players, they got Quade Cooper back. I don't know about that. And guess where Quade Cooper comes from? Where? New Zealand. Yeah. Well, to be honest, we should start doing more of that. Yeah.

It's going to be a great game. Either way, it's going to be a very good game. And then it would be, like, you know, a good game to watch, at least. Yeah, a bunch of the Australian players. Sorry, welcome to Sports Talk, by the way. A bunch of the Australian players have been stood down for getting on the pizzo. Did you hear that? Yeah, a bunch of the Australian players, sorry, welcome to Sports Talk by the way, a bunch of the Australian players have been stood down for getting on the pizzo. Did you hear that? Yeah, I saw that. Three players

and they're like, sorry, you're not playing. And people say... They're like, we won't be hung over by Saturday, let us play. And people say Kiwis and Australians are so different. But it just goes to show... We're all binge drinking during the week. We're all big binge drinkers. Today on the show, we're all binge drinking during the week. We're all big binge drinkers.

Today on the show, we're going to give another free ride thanks to Free Guy. This has been great paying some bills this week. So if you want a bill paid, 5 o'clock your chance to get through. Someone tried to hoodwink us yesterday and tell us that their internet bill was $300. They tried to hoodwink us. You know, we can see, we can tell when you're telling fibbies, okay? Yeah, and we're going to call you out from now on. No, we don't care.

Unless you haven't paid your internet bill for three months, how could your internet bill be $300? I mean, what about the time I spent 30 gigs of data when I was on international roaming? Yeah, well, if we weren't in lockdown, then that would be possible. Technically, that was about a $9,000 bill. Yeah, well, we wouldn't be paying that one. You would not be having a good day. But you can have a good day at 5 o'clock with free ride,

thanks to Free Guy, if you can get through. If you want 50 bucks right now, though, you can call 0800-DIALS-IT-M, and we're going to play Tradie versus Lady next. This is DJ Khaled and Rihanna. It's Wild Thoughts. Bree and Clint, it's at M Wild Thoughts. Bree and Clint, it is. Another one.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. The tradies having an absolute blinder of a time last week and this week, gaining on the ladies. They're at 58 wins and the ladies sitting at 65.

Let's go to our tradie first for a change. They are 22. They are from Wellington and they have six sisters. Wowza. Whoa. Welcome to the show, Jared. How's it going? Long queue for the bathroom in your place growing up, Jared.

Oh, bit of that. Always last day. Jared, whereabouts do you sit within the siblings? I am the third youngest. Third youngest. Snack bag in the middle. So you're a middle child. Yeah.

You and me both, Jared. Feel the power. Okay, you'll be playing our lady today. She is 27. She's from Auckland and she's a plumber. Welcome to the show, Brooke. G'day, Brooke. Hello. You could have played for Brooke. Hello, Brooke. Hello.

You could have played for the tradies if you wanted to. You don't want to get the tradies ahead of the ladies? No, I've got to do it for the girls. Do it for the girls. All right, guys. Brooke, your buzzer is lady. Jared, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you know the answer.

Question number one. New Zealand's team colours at the Olympics are black and white. What are the Polish teams? Oh. Yes, Brooke. Yellow. There's a wild swing for the fences there. There's a big swing.

Did you hear the question, Brooke? Yeah. You did? Jared, you now get the question in full and a chance to answer. At the Olympics, is black and white what are the Polish teams' colours? Ooh. Blue? Good guess, but no.

They are red and white. What made you choose the Polish team? I don't know. I think I've seen them win quite a lot of stuff. They've won a lot of the 4x400m relays. Yeah. And then they won one of the canoe races. Oh, yeah, they're looking good. They're in pole position. Yeah, they are. won one of the canoe races. Oh yeah,

they're looking good. They're in pole position. Yeah, they are. Alright, one to, no one. No one got that. One to me.

Question number two, Kanye West's album Donda is supposed to come out this weekend. Is that how you pronounce it? Yep. It probably won't though. Name a Kanye West song.

Lady. Yes, Brooke. Heartless. Nice work. You're on the board. One to the ladies. Question number three. Released earlier this year was the Marvel movie

with the main star being Scarlett Johansson. What character does she play in the Marvel Universe? Lady. Yes, Brooke. Captain Marvel. That's a good guess. Jared, do you want to have a stab? Black Widow? Yeah. Marble. That's a good guess. Jarrod, do you want to have a stab? Black widow?

Yeah. Black widow is correct. Well done. One to the tradies. Question number four. What material does a carpenter work most with? Trady. Trady?

Yes, Jarrod. Timber. Timber is correct. We also would have accepted wood. I've got lots of wood. All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. Love Island UK could soon be coming to a close.

What do the islanders yell out when they receive a text message? Tradies? Yes, Jared. Love? You're a great guest. Do you want to guess, Brooke? We've got two people who have never seen Love Island here. Love.

I've got a text. I've got a text! Great guess, Brooke. Well done. Great guess. That's a great guess. We're all tied up here, guys. In the sixth question, whoever gets this will take home the 50 bucks.

Who sings this song? Yes, Jared. Eminem. Neck and neck, but Jared, you just got in there. 50 bucks coming your way. Congratulations. Rounding out a massive week for the tradies. They haven't been this close in there. $50 coming your way. Congratulations. Rounding out a massive week for the tradies. They haven't been this close in ages.

They're on their way back, that is for sure. 65 plays 59. Have a great weekend, guys. There's a song we're singing for Friday Oaky today. Is that a Friday jam? It is, eh? Yeah, definitely. Oaky Breaky Heart?

This is a Friday jam? Yeah. This is, Break Your Heart. This is a Friday Jam? Yeah. This is solid platinum Friday Jam. He was going to headline Friday Jams live until COVID-19. I would actually love that. Imagine, oh my God, let's get Billy Ray and Miley to do a worldwide tour together. And the one from Metro Station as well, Trace Cyrus.

Get him involved. We want it to be good Metro Station as well, Trace Cyrus. Get him involved. No, we want it to be good. Yeah, well, get Noah Cyrus too. Noah Cyrus got to be in there. She can do that song that she did with, who was the guy that did, I predict an earthquake up in here. Anyway, we'll work on that.

Are you talking about Tiny Timber? No, I'm not talking about Tiny Timber. Tiny Timber was on that song. Anastasia knows. Who was? Labyrinth? Labyrinth! Get Labyrinth as well.

Look, these are all great ideas and we'll be singing this song at five o'clock. Right. Earlier in the week, we talked about how Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis don't wash their kids. Yes. It took the internet by storm

because I think there was one camp of people who were like that's disgusting and then another camp of people that went wait am i wasting all this time washing my kids every day what camp were you in um i was in the camp of my kids still wear nappies so they stink by the end of the day you've got to give them a wash so i think i'm in the camp of ah wash them if they're real dirty so So that's the predominant conversation. That's what Ashton and Mila said. And now Kristen Bell, who is very funny from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yes.

And Dax Shepard, who's her husband, have joined the conversation. They went on that show The View. And this is their take on washing their kids. No, that's Achy Breaky Heart. Have you been vaping? No. It sounds like you have. Sorry. Look, this is what they said about washing their kids.

By George, we had to start saying like, hey, when's the last time you bathed them? Yeah, we forget. Sometimes five, six days goes along. I mean, they don't smell. So, you know, it's hard. Yeah, we forget. Sometimes five, six days goes on. I mean, they don't smell, so you know, it's hard. That's right. I'm a big fan of waiting for the stink. Once you catch a whiff,

that's biology's way of letting you know you need to clean it up. Wait for the stink. That's their policy. Wait for the stink. I mean, I was already on board. I think it's fine. I know some people, not children, I know some people who wait for the stink. I mean, I was already on board. I think it's fine. I know some people, not children, I know some people who wait for the stink on themselves.

No, that's different. You're an adult. Is it? Yeah. Is it? Why is it okay for the kids and not for the adults? Because kids don't smell like BO. That's why.

It's very simple. There are some people, mainly men, that I know that will just go before they leave the house each day. They should. And if it seems good, then off they go. No, no, no. Instead of having a shower. So they'll just go.

I thought you meant they'd like smell themselves to check that they smell okay. Yeah. And if they smell okay, they don't bother showering is what I mean. Oh, see, I don't shower in the morning. Well, I'm talking about in a 24-hour period. Oh, no, you should be. You should be showering. You should once a day, right?

I mean, you know, if you're living in Christchurch, though, I think it's fine. Why? Because it's so cold. You can sweat when it's cold. You can sweat in Christchurch. In wintertime, if you live in a cold place like Christchurch or Queenstown or Invercargill,

you can get away with not showering every day in the winter. Oh, I don't necessarily agree with that logic, but I like it being tabled. But I think it's definitely more on the table for women than men. I'll give you that. Just because I think women don't probably smell as much as men, just the way our body genes, DNA is made up. Yeah, there's less hair on you.

It's less fragrant things. Like the fragrant zones, not as fragrant as the men's. Not as populated with stinky hairs. Should we do a bit of a nationwide poll at the moment? 0800 dial ZM if you haven't showered for a while. And by a while, I mean more than two days. More than two days. More than two days. More than two days since you showered.

We'd love to hear from you this afternoon. No shame. We're not here to shame you this afternoon. Don't call us up and say, oh, I haven't showered in two weeks, but you've been having baths. Oh, yeah. Okay, washed. Yeah, you haven't washed yourself.

People who haven't washed themselves in more than two days. What about like Washing yourself With a rag on a stick Does that count If you haven't been Submerged in water In the last 48 hours

We'd like to hear from you On 0800 DALS at M Like if you're giving yourself A sponge bath Yeah That doesn't count as a shower No it doesn't count as a shower No

Let's see if predominantly The calls come out of Christchurch And the colder parts of New Zealand And get away with it more That that's all I'm saying. We'll see. If they want to. If they want to. Bree and Clint.

The trendy thing to do in Hollywood at the moment, all the big celebs are coming out and saying, eh, stop washing your kids. You're wasting water, you're wasting time. Wait till they stink. That's what Kristen Bell said. I've just figured out why I'm on the same page as the movie stars who are saying don't wash your kids until... I've just figured it why I'm on the same page as the movie stars who are saying don't wash your kids until...

I've just figured it out too. Yeah. Because you come from a place where you're on tank water. That's exactly right. You know, growing up, my brother, my sister and I, every single day we would bathe in the same water. Yeah. And then my parents would also bathe in that water.

Yeah. Sounds disgusting, but we came from a rural area where we didn't even have enough water to drink a lot of the time. Well, we're from Rotorua, so we're never short of water, but we shared bathwater. Like, it doesn't seem like a thing. Kids sharing, but then, like, there was five. No, I feel like we shared bathwater with our parents too.

Yeah. What, is that weird? Why is it not weird when you do it it but it's weird when I do it? Well, we had to do it. We had to. Maybe I was an electricity thing. Why were you guys? Maybe, I don't know.

Why were you making the conscious choice? Probably to save time. I don't know. Did you ever have baths with your mum and dad? Oh, surely. Yeah. Surely. What was the age when you felt weird about it?

Oh, I don't remember that because we'd stopped by that stage. Had you? How did you know though? Probably when we ran out of room, okay? How did you know you felt weird if you'd already stopped? Hopefully they stopped it before it got weird. They did us a favour and they went if you guys ever have a memory of this,

we're going to do you a favour so you never do it. It's time to get out of the bath. I think I felt weird when I was like realising that I looked really different. I was like, why does my mum have things I don't? Let's talk to people who have gone a long time without washing. Gina is here. Hi, Gina. Hi, Gina. Hi, guys.

Is it you? Are you the stinky minky? Well, yes and no. It hasn't been in the last current 48 hours, but I get my hair straightened with keratin treatment. I've had that before, yeah. You can't get your hair wet for 72 hours. So three days.

You can't have a shower and you can't have a bath. Well, what about just having... Wait, why can't you just wear a shower cap? Why can't you just wear a shower cap in the shower? Because then it's not straight. Your hair has to stay straight. What if, Gina, you just step into the shower and you thrust your hips so you can wash that downstairs fragrance zone?

I'll give that a try and let you know how it goes. Okay, good. Good, Gina. Report back, please. We appreciate it. Brent's here. G'day, Brent. G'day, Brent.

Hey. I can smell you from here. I'm going to say weak. I'm going to say Brent. You don't shower for a week sometimes. No, mine was a month, but it wasn't in the last 48 hours. You went a month without showering? Yeah, it was due to frozen pipes.

Oh. In what part of the country? It wasn't in New Zealand. It was overseas. Yeah. Okay. So what do you do? I couldn't last three days.

What do you do for a month with no showers? You use lots of baby wipes. Right. Really? Right. It wouldn't be a satisfying wash though, would it? How did it feel the first time you got into a hot shower again? Oh, it was fantastic.

I can't even imagine. That'd be incredible. Yeah. Because obviously it's fantastic. I can't even imagine. That'd be incredible. Because when, like, obviously it's freezing. Yeah. The best thing to do when it's really cold. Jump in the shower. Have a hot shower.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, brr, it's hard to wake up this morning. Better slip into a wet wipe. That'll freshen me up. Tracy's here. Hi, Tracy. Hi, Trace. Hey, guys.

How are you? Good, thanks. Tracy, how long was it when you didn't have a shower for? Good question. It wasn't me. It was my friend that lives in Nelson. Right. Are you sure it was your friend who lives in Nelson?

Friend that lives in Nelson, yeah. So what happens is she showers a couple of times a year. That is it. A couple of times a year? Why? Because your body's got natural oils, and when you have a shower, it strips them away. Love Nelson.

Wonderful place. Love Nelson. What she does is she's got one flannel for her face and one for her front bum and back bum. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Tracey, she uses the same flannel for the front and the back. No, babe. Well, the front and back's got the same flannel, yes,

but the face, no. No, no, no. That's how you get a UTI, babe. Well, the front and back's got the same flannel, yes, but the face, no. No, no, no. That's how you get a UTI, kids. That's how you get a UTI. Bree and Clint. Have you ever thought what it takes to be, you know, such an elite athlete, to go to the Olympics, how much training they do, what they eat? Yep, I've thought about it.

Do you reckon you could do it? No, not for me. Too much dedication. It's too single-focused, you know? Yeah, who wants dedication? It's so unattractive. You have to be so, and this is no disrespect to the athletes

because I think they're incredible, you have to be so about one thing for so long to get to that pinnacle, you know? It has to be the only thing that is in your life, I reckon. Unless you're a decathlete, then you have to be about multiple things. Yeah, very good point. There's an article out today about an ex-Olympian who is a gold medalist, a couple of times gold medalist,

and she's talked about how she only ate literally barely anything, like a certain diet for four months in the lead up to the Olympics. Okay, what does an Olympic gold medalist need to eat for four months before the Olympics? So she said every single day, not one cheat day for four months in the lead up to going to the Olympics, which she's done the math, and that's 16 weeks, 112 days or 2,688 hours without pasta, pizza, chocolate, cheese, wine,

none of that. All she had was two pieces of toast with two eggs for breakfast. Yum. Which, I mean, that's pretty good. Lunch, rice and a tin of tuna. Also yum. And steamed vegetables. Yeah.

And dinner, a piece of meat and a potato and veggies. Right. It sounds boring, but it also sounds like what a lot of people just eat anyway out of pure laziness. Out of lack of creativity. Yeah, but that's what you eat. But in between

that, what do you eat? Oh, chippies. Chocolate. Biscuits. Have a beer. Have some beersies. Have a milkshake maybe. Right, okay, so it's not about what she did eat, it's about what she didn't eat. She literally just had that. Yeah, right. Like those meals and nothing else. Like there was no like

you know. So was it worth it? Did she think it was worth it? Well, I mean, she won two gold medals. Yeah, I know, but was it worth it? Oh, she also had to exercise for seven hours a day as well. So I repeat the question. It's you. Put you in that position.

You have to do that and exercise that much. You get a gold medal and then you reflect back on it. Was it worth it? Did you not hear? She said she gave up pasta. Thanks for some excellent suggestions on the text machine of what should be a new Friday jam. Some excellent suggestions.

Yeah, what about this suggestion? 50 Cent Disco. Sorry, I came a bit hot there. Do you not remember how the song goes? No, say it again, say it again. What about 50 Cent Disco in fact? Maybe even still a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What about 50? I can't hear the name of the song. You keep getting cut off. Okay, you ready? Yeah. 50 Cent. Yeah! Yeah, keep texting about 9-6-9-6.

We'll get them all through to music boss Bryony. Listen up, renters. Actually, even property owners, because this will interest everyone. A list has been released which has ranked countries based on where it sits as in affordability with rent. How much does it cost to rent a house? So in... Look, it's not the best news.

Is it not? So they did this based on a world average of a three-bedroom house. Okay. Okay. So in terms of the most expensive, the most expensive country to rent a three-bedroom house, where do you think? Oh, it's got to be somewhere overpopulated

scarcity Hong Kong? Hong Kong is correct. Is it? Yeah. Hong Kong most expensive There's no land left

and lots of people. You will be paying $5,406 a month which equates to $1,351 a week. $1,300 for a three-bedroom house? Three-bedroom house. It wouldn't be a house either.

It'd be a three-bedroom apartment. Apartment, yeah. I skipped a few of them, but I thought I'd pull out USA. Came in at number seven. Yeah. Where it will cost you $2,745 a month, which is about $686 a week. For a three-bedroom house?

Yep. Yeah, okay. You can pay more than that in Auckland. Yeah, absolutely. Coming in at number nine was Australia, $2,501 a month or $625 a week. Yep. And right behind Australia, sitting at number 10, which is way better where you want to be, is New Zealand.

Yeah, well done, New Zealand. This is something we're happy to lose to Australia. Exactly. This is where you want to lose. $2,328 a month slash $582 a week. That's the average. $580 a week. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.

That's a lot of money. Like if you've got kids and say, you know, one income because one person has to look after, that's like all your money gone. And yeah, at the same time, if you live in like Auckland or Wellington at the moment, $580

probably sounds pretty good. You know? It's crazy, eh? Yeah. I mean, did you- How much does your partner charge you for rent? A fair bit, actually. I don't want to talk about it.

Your landlord's a real ball breaker, eh? Nah, I've got it pretty good, actually. You pay in other ways. No, I pay in money. Cooking and cleaning. Cooking and cleaning is what I was suggesting. Yeah. I pay in money. Cooking and cleaning. Cooking and cleaning is what I was suggesting. Yeah. I definitely do that.

You know we paid $8 for a cucumber last night? Did you? $8. Take that off the rent. For a cucumber. If you paid for it, take that off the rent or at least take it out of the flat account. Tomatoes at the moment, $8 a punnet. Eight bucks.

Eight bucks. Go without tomatoes. Avocados though, 99 cents each. Oh, yeah, there's an avocado glut, didn't you hear? I know, crazy. If we could pay our rent in avocados at the moment, we'd be doing all right. It would be good.

I thought we could do a bit of an experiment this afternoon where I want people to call if they believe either their rent is really cheap or their rent is super expensive. Okay. So on both ends of the scale. Do you want to base it all off three-bedroom houses or how do you want to run it? Like what's our –

Nah, don't care. Don't care? Okay. Don't care. I just want people's input. Yeah, okay. If it's really expensive or really cheap in your eyes, we want to hear about it. Yeah.

0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. Do you live somewhere where the rent's super expensive or super cheap? Here in what? The 10th most expensive country in the world to rent. You got it. Bree and Clint. How much is your rent? Expensive or maybe cheap?

We want to hear from you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. You can text us on 9696. New Zealand has come in at number 10 for the least affordable rents in the world. Oh, wait, we're not proud of that, eh? No. That's a bad thing. No. Right.

That's awkward, isn't it? Let's go to some people. Donna's here. Good afternoon, Donna. Happy Friday. Hi, Donna. Hey, guys. Happy Friday to you too.

Thank you. Donna, tell us what kind of house do you live in? How many bedrooms, bathrooms? What are we talking? So we've got a three-bedroom house, one bathroom, separate toilet, massive section on the front and the back. Oh, yeah. You'll be paying a bit for this.

Wait a minute, Donna. Are you in real estate? No. Great indoor-outdoor yeah. You'll be paying a bit for this. Wait a minute, Donna. Are you in real estate? No. Great indoor-outdoor flow. You could be. Entertainer's dream. You just sold that to me like hardcore. Okay, Donna.

It sounds awesome. How much are we talking? $350 per week. Whereabouts do you live? Yeah. So we live in Escort Park, Porirua in Wellington. Oh lovely. You're sitting on a bloody gold mine.

Do you know that? I know. That's great Donna. You're killing it. I need to move out there. You want to go to Porirua? Okay. Let's go somewhere else. Let's go to Chai. Hi Chai. Hi Chai. Hi Chai. Chai. Sorry. Okay. Sell us the property just like Donna did.

Tell us about the house first. We have a fully fenced two-bedroom flat that's got a bathroom. It's got a bathroom. Well, that's a good selling point. I hope so. It's my dream to live somewhere with a bathroom one day. Shy, tell us how much you... I have a pretty nice bath.

How much are you paying in rent? $150 a week. What? Where? Two bedrooms, where? Where do you live? Tokoroa, South Waikato. Oh, Tokoroa.

How good. Home of Quake Cooper. It's pretty expensive, though. The house prices are going through the roof. Is that expensive for Tokoroa? Is that expensive rent? Oh, no, that's cheap. I was going to say.

I was like, jeez, what's cheap then? Okay, good. Let's go to Lucas. Hi, Lucas. Hi, Lucas. How are you going? Good, thanks. Lucas, how are you going?

Oh, bloody good. Now, Lucas, how are you going? Good, good. Yeah, good. That's good. Tell us bloody good. Now, Lucas, how are you going? Oh, good, good. Yeah, good. That's good. Tell us about your house first, Lucas. Basically, I'm flatting in a student flat in Dunedin. Yep.

And I flat... Are you a student or are you just flatting in one? Yeah, no, I'm a student. Okay, good. Four other guys. Yeah. It's got one bathroom. Yep.

And I pay $145 a week. That's pretty... Yeah, but is it an absolute dump, Lucas? Like, I've been to some of the student flats in Dunedin and there were holes through to the outside in the floor. You're sharing with four other lads, too. Is it a nice place? It's pretty good.

It's the same temperature as the outside, so cool. No need for an air conditioner. Let's go to Nicola finally. Hi, Nicola. Hi, Nicola. Hi. How are you?

I think you're going to win this, so describe the house to us first. Okay. We live in a four-bedroom, one bathroom. We've got a fireplace, big, big section, views to kill for. Yep. Nicola, this sounds like a bit of me. Hopefully it's a cheap rent. How much are you paying?

$200 a week. $200 a week? Where? Where do you live? Greymouth. Yeah, right. On the coast. Okay.

Yeah. But wait, wait, wait. Nicola. Beautiful place. A stunning place. What's the temperature there right now? It is about, oh, probably about eight degrees, but the sun is shining and it's been the most perfect.

I've just recently moved down from Auckland. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're paying $850 in Auckland. See, that is. Now we're paying $200. Nicola, do you just find life is so different because everything doesn't revolve around

expensive things that you have to buy? Absolutely. Absolutely. And just, I drive to work and it takes me the same amount of time. Yeah. But no traffic, no cars, no bikes. That's amazing.

And Nicola, I heard it hasn't even rained there in Greymouth for at least 14 minutes now. But no traffic, no cars, no bikes. That's amazing. And Nicola, I heard it hasn't even rained there in Greymouth for at least 14 minutes now. No, it's been about eight hours. Yeah, that's pretty good. Good for you, Nicola. And for everyone listening, you've been listening to a Greymouth Council approved message. If you'd like to move to Greymouth, call us on 0800-DIAL-Z.

For the ladies out there, or actually anybody with long hair, to be honest, a New Zealand woman is being labelled a genius after she shared one of her life hacks in the Kmart and the Warehouse Hacks and Decor NZ Facebook group. Oh, it's a great group. You remember that one? Yeah. Yeah?

I'm part of it, yeah. Her name's Yvette Reid, and I'm going to play you her hack. Ladies, or men with long hair, listen up. After our evening shower, I couldn't find this pink hair wrap that I often use, so I thought fast and grabbed one of my son's pull-up nappies and just piled my wet hair on top of my head and pulled the diaper on. And when I woke up in the morning, my hair was dry and curly and big and amazing. But yeah, after sleeping with a nappy on my head, I woke up with curly hair.

Genius. Genius move. Instead of blow-drying her hair, she just put one of her kids' nappies on her head, Brie. I'm not putting a nappy on my head. And she said not only did it dry her hair, it made her hair look good. So I thought it's Friday afternoon. What a load of crap. Going into the weekend.

Why don't we give you a bit of a makeover? So Anastasia is here. Anastasia has brought with her a bottle of fresh water. I know this looks like Mr. Muscle, but it's actually. Are you sure it's fresh water? I promise you, look. Fresh water, okay? I rinsed this out myself.

Anastasia is going to wet your hair first of all this afternoon. This is very invasive. Just get nice and wet, Anastasia, so the look can really come in. Nice and rough. Oh, my God, you're getting it on the laptop. Oh, we can close the laptop. Yeah, yeah. We don't have a nappy for the laptop, so we'll close that up.

This is the worst salon treatment I've ever got. Oh, you're getting it in my ear. We just need it damp. It smells like Pinoclean. Yeah, I've rinsed it out a lot, okay? It smells like disinfectant. It tasted a little bit like that, too, but it's the only spray bottle I could find. Oh, it stinks.

Okay, a couple more spritzes. Okay, I think we got it. I think we got it, yeah. spray bottle I could find. Oh, it stinks. Okay, a couple more spritzes. Okay, I think we got it. I think we got it, yeah. Yeah, we got it. What we're going to do is we're going to place one of my daughter's rasclin' friends nappies. I don't think that'll fit on my head. On your head.

I hope it fits on your head. I've got a pretty big head. I don't think it'll fit. Is it bigger than a kid's size six? Is your head bigger than these nappies? Oh, there's water dripping down my back. Quick, give me the nappies. These nappies are made for 16 kilos plus so I hope it fits on your heads. I feel like my head's bigger than these nappies? There's water dripping down my back. Quick, give me the nappy. These nappies are made for 16 kilos plus,

so I hope it fits on your heads. I feel like my head's bigger than that. Don't be afraid to tug it on there, Anastasia. Is it on? It's on. It's on. That looks good. Now, all we have to do, Brie, is wait for...

Well, I've allowed about an hour and a half, actually, for the hair to dry and the style to take hold. You know what else is really good about this? It's not degrading at all. No, no, not at all, no. It feels real good. Oh, it's a clean nappy, come on. It's like the time at all? No, no, not at all, no. It feels real good. Oh, it's a clean nappy, come on. It's like the time I used a tampon up my nose.

Yeah, the same thing. For a blood nose. Same thing. So stick with us this afternoon, everybody. If you're looking for that edge on your night out tonight in the looks department, perhaps a nappy on your head is the secret you've been looking for.

I feel like I've never looked so good on this show. I wish we were live streaming, actually. Brie and Clint. It's time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.

One second. Here we are. 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. Pick your team. Grace is here first. Hi, Grace. G'day, Grace. Hey, guys.

You ever used a nappy to dry and style your hair before, Grace? No, but I'm seriously considering it. I'll let you know how it goes, Grace. At the moment, it feels very degrading. Whose team do you want to be on? Mine or Nappy Heads? Oh, it's such a hard decision. It's fine, Grace.

I've already taken a blow to my confidence. You can pick Clint. It's fine. I'll go with Brie. Yeah. Brie. I'll go with Brie. She was like...

Doesn't seem like a sympathy pick at all. No, not at all. Let's go to Kate. Hey, Kate. Hi, yeah. Brie? We'll go with Brie. She was like, what? Doesn't seem like a sympathy pick at all. No, not at all. Let's go to Kate. Hey, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hello. You're on my team in the One Second Song Challenge, okay? You're the winning team.

We're going to do it together. I'm going to win you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Anastasia, what's our theme this week? This week's theme, I just want to note, Kate, Clint's team is not a historically winning team, so I like those positive vibes. Yeah, we need all the positive vibes. Yeah, we got it today.

You won last week, I'm pretty sure, and the week before. No, yes. Just my theme is birthday bangers. Some of the best birthday bangers we've had this year. Okay. During our favourite segment, which is coming up soon. Okay. Ooh, interesting.

Okay, Brie and I will play first, and then Grace and Kate, you'll play each other. Let's do it. Awesome. So round number one is obviously Brie and Clint. Let's hear song number one. Brie. Jessie McCartney, Beautiful Soul.

She's back. One of my all-time favourite songs and a song I just suggested they should add to the Friday Jams playlist. Kate, sorry, I didn't stand a chance there, mate. Oh, come on, mate. That was too fast. Grace, we're off to a good start. Kate, you've got an opportunity to get a point for your team.

Grace and Kate, get ready. Here's song number two. If I should stay Come on, Grace. Come on, Kate. I would always What are you guys doing? Grace. Come on, Kate. What are you guys doing? Grace.

We're going to play the whole song. Buzz it out. You've got to buzz it out. No one gets that. Guys, that's Whitney Houston. I don't know that one. Wait, who said they don't know that song? Okay, well, I'm born in 99, so, like, I'm not great,

so we're together there, mate. Yeah. I mean, Anastasia, when were you born? 97. And do you know that song? Yes, I do, but I used to work at home. Maybe we're really old. You guys are just young.

Okay. It's all right. Let's go back to Brie and Clint. Are you guys ready to go? Ready. We're ready. Let's hear song number three. Come on, Clint.

Brie. Oh, are you going to get that? Are you coming too early there? Ludacris. And Ludacris. Ludacris. That's incorrect. Clint, do you want to bring this? Tyo Cruz, Break Your Heart.

That's correct. Hey, all right. Stop speaking up, this guy. Love Tyo Cruz. Love you, Kate. We're on the board. Sorry, Grace. You're going to have to pick up the team in this one

and then we'll take it home all the way for the win. Ludacris and Ludacris. Is it Ludacris by Ludacris? Yeah. Yeah. We'll take that next time. Girls, he lits his song now. Come on, girls.

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. Oh, great. Grace is in. Is it, um, oh, it's Wannabe by Spice Girls. Yeah! Oh, it's Wannabe by Spice Girls. Yes! Brie was about to lose all faith in Gen Z just then, but you pulled it out of the fire. Grace, I knew you had it. I knew you had it.

Yeah. Oh, well, I think I'm a Zillennial. I'm like... You're a Zillennial? Okay. Wait, what's a Zillennial? Light on the border. Oh, cool.

Okay, nice. It's like the Millennials don't want us, the Gen Zers don't want us. I'm wearing skinny jeans, but I go on TikTok. You wear skinny jeans, but you've got a middle part. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

All right, back to Brie and Clint. Let's see song number five. Brie. Oh. Cascade, evacuate the dance floor. They did it. I'm affected by the sound. Sorry, Kate, not our week.

Grace, you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars. I feel like that was a team effort, Grace. Nice work. Oh, definitely. All the way. Oh, yeah. That was fun, that one. That was an intense round of the one-second song challenge.

It was, wasn't it? Next time. We'll get him next time. Okay. Yeah. Here's a weird one for you. Someone is trying to sell what they believe is a one of a kind Arnott's shape that is so rare they want $104,000 for it. That is insanity.

Chantelle Manson from Queensland listed. It's a double shape. It's two shapes joined together on Facebook Marketplace for a starting bid of $5,000. Wait a minute. You haven't even told us what flavour it is. Oh, good point. Well, what flavour shape

would you pay $104,000 for? Because I mean, some I would, others not so much. Well, what one would you? Like if it was nacho cheese, no thanks. Not nacho cheese. Don't worry, you're safe there. I mean, I feel like pizza and barbecue are both up there. They're both like the top. This is a double pizza shape that we're talking about this afternoon.

Double pizza. She listed it for five grand. She wrote though, what if you found a twin version of your favourite snack? That's got to be worth something. I'm looking for close to $100,000 for this. Hasn't sold yet, but there has been a bit of $4,500.

I stress once more, all it is is two shapes biscuits that have just managed to get stuck together in the bag. It's going to go off very soon. The chip. I just had a really weird thought. Yeah. You know how, like, obviously pizza flavour, pizza shape.

Yeah. Why aren't they in the shape of a pizza? Oh, my God, that's such a good thought. Why? That's the sort of thought you usually have after imbibing a certain substance and then eating a whole box of shapes. You're like, hey, how come?

I feel like they missed that opportunity. Well, to be honest, I mean, I look like I could be anything right now. Yeah. She's trying to do what the Dorito girl from last week did. The girl who sold the Puffy Dorito for $20,000. What happened to the Puffy Dorito? She ended up getting money from Doritos. Someone put in a bit of $20,000 and she's like,

I'm rich for the puffy Doritos and then it fell through and then the Doritos company were like, all right, we'll give you $20,000 for it. Well, I found slash bought an apple yesterday that looked like it had a little tiny penis. So I wonder how much I can get for that. I reckon about $20 on trade there. Brie and Clint.

Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Br Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke. I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Bree and Clint.

You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-oke. A Friday tradition, just like going to the pub at lunchtime and leaving your car at work for the weekend. Friday Oki is a ritual that we all look forward to on a Friday. It's where Brie and I go head-to-head in the singing competition. That's right. This week, you chose the song from Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart.

It came up in Birthday Banger this week. And I thought it was perfect. I thought it had the right vibes. Great song. I also think it's achievable. That's what I like about it too. Are you saying that he's an average singer? No.

You can say that. No, I'm not saying he's an average singer. I'm saying he's... He's not's not listening. I'm saying he's... He's not listening right now. I'm saying he's achievable. Nice way of saying he's not as good as other singers. Who's going to do the best one? We want you to listen to both of our achy, breaky hearts.

They're not long. And then you vote on 0800DALS. Oh, and it's a bit of fun. We'll start with mine. This is my Billy Ray Cyrus for Friday Oaky. You can tell the world you never was my girl You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone Oh, you can tell my friends just what a fool I've been

And laugh and joke about me on the phone You can tell my arms go back onto the farm Or you can tell my feet to hit the floor Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips They won't be reaching out for you no more But don't tell my heart, my icky, breaky heart. I just don't think he'd understand.

And if you tell my heart, my icky, breaky heart, he might blow up and kill this man. Yee-haw! Oh, I reckon it's going to be tight this week, mate. Did you like that, did you? I reckon...

Did you like that? The country girl and you like that. You know what? I never back myself, but I'm backing myself this week. Okay, good. But I feel like... Good, I like a good showdown. It's going to be close, but I feel like I might have something up my sleeve.

Okay, let's hear it then. Here comes Bree's Billy Ray Cyrus. Come on. All the countryites, come on. Five votes after this will pick the winners. ZM. You can tell the world you never was my girl. You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone.

Oh, you can tell my friends just what a fool I've been. And laugh and joke about me on the phone. You can tell my arms to go back to the farm You can tell my feet to hit the floor Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips They won't be reaching out for you no more Don't tell my heart, my achy, breaky heart. I just don't think you'd understand. And if you tell my heart, my achy, breaky heart,

he might blow up and kill this man. Yeehaw. I washed myself with a rag on a stick That's it, that's the best we can do, okay? Don't ask for more, we can't do anymore There is no more If you want to pick the winner of Friday Okie this week This is your chance on 0800DIALSATM

You just have to get through and cast your vote Your criticisms, your critiques are always welcome as well Absolutely, we want it all this afternoon from you guys. Brie and Clint. Welcome back to Friday Oaky, everybody. It's time for the results. Good, good, good Friday Oaky. This week, Billy Ray Cyrus and Achy Breaky Hearts.

I've taken offence to a text on the text machine. Oh, I've seen it and I know you would. Someone said, I feel like Brie isn't country enough to pull that song off. Mate, I'm as country as it comes. I grew up and I didn't wear shoes until I had to go to school. That's how

country I am. Is it in her voice? My achy breaky heart sounded like this. Five votes. And feedback, too. I'm going to decide Friday Oggy this week. Will's here. Happy Friday, Will.

G'day, Will. Hiya. How are you? What did you think? I thought they were both pretty good, but I think Bree was pretty good and pretty better, so I think she won. Pretty good, pretty better.

Thank you, Will. You get the vote. I appreciate all your kind words and for you calling up this afternoon. Let's talk to Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, Matt. How's it going?

Good. Hey, Matt. You a country music fan, Matt? Sometimes. Sometimes. What about today? It was pretty good. Both of you were pretty good today, but I think Clint put that one in the bag.

Yeah, right. Cheers, Matt. I appreciate you saying we both were all right today. That's rootin' tootin'. Thanks, Matt. We appreciate that. Is that what you say on the farm? It's rootin' tootin'? No one is saying rootin' tootin. That's rootin' tootin'. Thanks, Matt. We appreciate that. Is that what you say on the farm? It's rootin' tootin'?

No one is saying rootin' tootin'. I'm rootin' tootin'. Hey, Carl, you rootin' tootin'? No, mate, not rootin' tootin' on that lot. Hey. I'll tell you. Oh, Carl. Great effort.

Bree, it's a special type of person. I love you, but it's a special type of person that can't harmonise with themselves. No, I feel like it's a talent, Carl. Is it a talent, Carl? It's a talent. It is a talent. Unfortunately, this one goes to Clint. Okay.

Thank you, Carl. That's rootin' tootin' of you. I appreciate that. I feel like that was a bit of a, you know, gave me a compliment. It's quite rare that someone's not able to do that. See, yeah, bring you down. Dom's here. Hey, Dom.

G'day, Dom. G'day. Yeah, Clint, you did really well, but I think Bree's accent was awesome, and for sheer entertainment, my vote's going to Bree. I love you, Dom. Appreciate it. Thank you, mate.

You've taken us to tie-break, too, which is always nice. I never get a vote's going to Bree. I love you, Dom. Appreciate it. Thank you, mate. You've taken us to tie-break too, which is always nice. I love how I never get a vote because mine's good. Entertainment value? It's always either a pity vote or you. It was entertaining. Let's do the last one on pure musical ability. Chris, a lot of power you've got. You're going to decide the winner of Friday Oaky this week.

Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Yeehaw! I reckon at the start, I thought I was listening to Billy Ray Cyrus again. I thought you guys pressed the wrong button, but it was Clint.

And I can imagine, you know, when you hear a song every now and then, you can imagine the artist putting the soul into it. It turns out I can see your face contorting,

getting those country vibes going. So bye-bye to Clint. You're voting for me? Are you telling me I do the best Billy Ray Cyrus on the show? Rudin' tootin' Clint Roberts is the winner of Friday Oaky.

He's a little villain in himself. Damn. And if you tell my heart, my icky, breaky heart, he might blow up and kill this man. Yee-haw. What did I say to you after I recorded it, Bree? Do you remember? The same thing you say to me after you always record Friday Oaky.

You always look at me and you go, mine is so good this week. Brie and Clint. For those who are looking for a night out tonight and they want to look good, just so you know, Brie is currently trialling the latest styling tip, which involves putting a kid's nappy on your wet hair and just leaving it to dry. The big reveal is coming in about 20 minutes, Brie. Yeah, you could have brought in a fresh one. I did bring in a fresh one.

Excuse me, this is a hygienic process. It smells a bit manky up here. I emptied out a bottle of Mr. Muscle. You can't get any cleaner than that before I sprayed your hair. My hair smells like antiseptic. It should smell like pine, like pine forest. That's what it smells like. Yeah, anyway, we will have a big reveal of how Brie's hair looks just before

six o'clock. I'm hoping for big things. I'm going to say don't expect too much. I'm hoping for Chad Kroger style curls. I love your train of thought where you obviously have no idea how long it takes for a female's hair to dry. Absolutely no idea. And you think putting a nappy on someone's head

and leaving it for an hour, it's not going to be dry. Well, what's more absorbent than a nappy? Should I have put a sanitary pad on your head? Well, that would probably soak it up. Yeah, right. Okay, we can do that tomorrow. Or I could use tampons as curlers. There's still a birthday banger.

Number one on someone's 16th birthday. Tane's here. Kia ora, Tane. Hi, Tane. Hi. What's your birthday, Tane's here. Kia ora, Tane. Hi, Tane. Hi. What's your birthday, Tane? 28th of February, 1996. All right, you were 16 in 2012.

And on the 28th of February, this was what was top of the chart. Big Masty, Rhys Mastin, he comes up in Birthday Banger quite a bit, Tane. Yes, he does. Do you like it? For you, for you personally? Yeah, yeah. The Masticators was what the fans were called of Reece Mastin.

Masticators? Yeah, the Masticators. Not the Mastinators? No, it was both. Yeah, right, right, right. That was the... Tane, wait there, it was both. Yeah, right, right, right. That was the... Tanya, wait there. That's a good birthday banger.

We'll talk to Susie. Hi, Susie. Hi, Sus. Hey. How's your week been, Susie? Oh, just great. Do I sense sarcasm? Oh, maybe a tad.

Been a tad. Just a bit. It is a bit. Well, let's see if we can finish it on a high. What's your birthday banger? May the 4th be with you, minute. Well, let's see if we can finish it on a high. What's your birthday, Banger? May the 4th be with you, 1982. Oh, great birthday. You were 16 on 1998 on the 4th of May.

And on that day in 98, this was number one. Oh, my God. School disco vibe, Susie. Oh, totally. That's what I feel there. Yeah. I love this song. Casey and Jojo, All My Life.

Do you love it, Susie? Oh, yeah, so good. Yeah. Pretty good, Susie. Wait there, we're going to do one more for Hugh. Hey, Hugh, happy Friday. Hello, Hugh. Hello, happy Friday.

How's your week been? Yeah, good, good. A lot of work being done, yeah. Hello. Happy Friday. How's your week been? Yeah, good, good. A lot of work being done, yeah. Do you have the weekend off, full weekend off? Yes, yes, full weekend off. So I'm just having a few wines. Nice. What's your drop of choice, Hugh?

I don't know what it's called. It's just the cheapest $9 bottle, you know. Nice. Love it, Hugh. I love the honesty. How good is it when you can go to the shops, like the beers, you know, you can tell which ones are the expensive and which ones are the cheaper beers.

Whereas wine, you're like, oh, this wine's on special. No one knows. No one knows. Yeah, they're always on special. Yeah? You know? They all taste the same to me. You just look for the yellow tag.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty much, yeah. He's done what he's done. The $9., yep. He's done with it. The 999 section, that's right up my alley. Okay, let's get you a wine drinking song. Hugh, your birthday. Banger, what's your birthday?

30th of November, 1985. Right, you were 16 in 2001. And on the 30th of November in 2001, this was Top of the Chart. Oh! Banger! 2001, this was top of the chart. Mary J. Blige. The Queen. She is such a queen.

Family Affair. The hip hop there. Yeah, do you like it? Hugh, does that go well with the $9 Sav? Yes, yes, that goes very well. You know, gets you hyped up, you know. Do you reckon he's a buttery Sav guy? Yeah, I reckon he's a buttery Shard.

I reckon he's a Pinot Grigio type of guy. Let's pick a winner. We've got to choose between Rhys Mastin, Casey and Jojo, Mary J. Blige. I'm going to vote for Mary J. Blige. That's got the Friday vibe for me. I'm going all my life, Casey and Jojo. Oh, you're going to go for the balance? Yeah.

Really? Really. I just, that never comes up. Nah, it doesn't. Does it? Okay, split vote. We'll go to producer Anastasia for the deciding vote today. Oh, she's going to vote for the Masty. True, she would. Producer Anastasia. She's a masticator.

I'm so sorry, guys. It's got to be Rhys Mastin. What a legend. See, look. Let's get him here. Look at her chewing away out there the masticator. Tana, you've won birthday banger, congratulations Oh, thank you There you go, Tana Bree and Clint

Zed him Zed him, Bree and Clint That's Reece Mastin, goodnight The winner of birthday banger Goodnight Look, I don't mind a bit of a Masti Who doesn't? A bit of a Mastie. Who doesn't?

A bit of a Rhys Maston. But I feel like that was the wrong decision for a Friday. I feel like KC and Jojo. Sorry, Anastasia. I feel like this was it. Oh, she just said I'm dead to her. Come on, can we play this for a Friday? It didn't win and the rules stipulate it didn't win.

Because if we do, what does the voting process even mean? It's not like we do it all the time. Some people enjoyed the Rhys Mastin. Someone asked for a double Rudentootin Rhys Mastin. Ross Boss is in here. There's people on the text machine. They're upset.

Shame on you. Casey and Jojo all the way. Terrible choice. Reece Mastin would have been my last choice. Well, you can blame

Anastasia for that. That's not... We're not saying we don't love Reece Mastin. I love a bit of Reece Mastin, but... Someone said not the Masty I was... No, no. No, you can't. We're not saying we don't love Rees Mastin. I love a bit of Rees Mastin, but... Someone said not the Masty I was... No, no, no.

You can't read that on the radio. No, you can't. You can't say that. Oh, this is such a good song. Wait, this is... This is the part. Well, let's hope it comes up again, right? Well, it's taken four years, Dilly. And I hope that you feel the same way too. Well, let's hope it comes up again, right?

Well, it's taken four years, Dilly. So hopefully in another four. Bree and Clint. Look, if you're looking for a bit of a buff-aft for when you go out on a date, if you're worried it's not going to go well, a playboy, ex-playboy bunny has come out and said she always has a foolproof plan on something she does. For how to get out of like an awkward date or something?

Just something you can do. Okay. If you're on a date, it's not going well. She said, easy, simple. All you do is you pre-organise with a friend before you go on the date to give you a call. So say the date's 8 o'clock. Say, can you give me a call at 8.30? By that stage, I'll probably know

if I want to get out and just pretend like something bad has happened. I've heard this. I've heard about this before. It's a pretty common thing. It's a pretty common thing and I think it's too talked about because now I reckon that 8.30,

half an hour into the date, the emergency phone call comes in and the guy looks at you and goes, is that your emergency phone call? Yeah, I feel like people, and this is what I thought we could do this afternoon because I feel like you're right. I feel like people are too onto it unless you can act your way out of it where you're so convincing that they can't not believe you.

So what are we doing here? We're leaving the awkward date? So what we're going to do is you and I are going to pretend to be on a date, an awkward date, and then you can go first where you're going to take a phone call and you're going to make something up that sounds like you need to leave suddenly. Okay, I got you. You know what I'm saying? So producers, if you want to, we're going to talk for a second like we're on a date and then if one of you want to call Clint's phone, produce got you. You know what I'm saying? So producers, if you want to, we're going to talk for a second,

like we're on a date, and then if one of you want to call Clint's phone, producer Ben. Okay, I can call Clint's phone. And then you just need to act your way out of it. So we're on a date first. We're on a date. You look nice. Why do you have a nappy on your head?

Just pretend like I don't have a nappy on my head. Oh, okay. You look nice. Your hair looks good. Did you have a nappy on your head earlier today? Why are you talking into your phone? Oh, sorry, I've just got a phone call coming in. Do you mind if. Your hair looks good. Did you have a nappy on your head earlier today? Why are you talking into your phone? Oh, sorry. I've just got a phone call coming in.

Do you mind if I take this? Oh, actually, I wouldn't usually take this, but I need to take it. Yeah, yeah, go for it. Take it. It's my grandmother. Okay. Hi, Grandma.

Hey, mate. How's the date going? What? You've fallen down and you've hurt yourself really bad. Yes. And you're bleeding. Very much.

A lot of blood everywhere. Do you need me to come and get you? Immediately. Yes, please. Okay. I'm on a date. Do you want me to leave the date? I don't want to leave the date because I love her.

But if you need me, I'll come. Tell me that you need me. I need you now. And you, okay. I love you. I love you, Nan. I'll see you soon. Oh, my God.

I have to go. My Nan fell down and she's bleeding a lot. I love you too. And I would love to come help you with your Nan. I'll see you soon. Oh, my God. I have to go. My Nan fell down and she's bleeding a lot. I love you too. And I would love to come help you with your Nan. Let's go. Quick. I've got my car right here. Damn it.

Damn it. I've just secured a second date because I'm too good. Okay. All right. All right. Let's see if you can do better. Let's see you do better. I've organised producer Anastasia to give me a call.

30 minutes. We're 30 minutes in. Okay. I'm glad you're here. I love what you've done with your hair. Oh, thanks. It looks so good. Oh, sorry.

I've just got to... Sorry, someone's calling me. I'll just take this phone call. Sure thing. No problem. I think it's work. Oh, why would you take a work call? Why would you take a work call during our date?

Hello? It's just me, Anastasia. How's the date going? Hello, Ross. My boss. How are you? Oh, you know, just checking up that the station's sounding good. Oh my...

What do you mean? Oh, look, I... Yeah, my toe's gone blue. You're kidding me. Yeah. Well, then why am I being fired? I didn't bloody do a poo in the toilet. It're kidding me. Well, then why am I being fired? I didn't bloody do a poo in the toilet. It wasn't me. I took a shit on your desk.

What are you talking... This is absolutely crap. This is crap. Security cameras don't lie, Brie. No, I'm coming into the office right now. We've got you on camera. I'm coming in there. You and I are going to talk about this. I'm sending you the video. I'm coming into the office. now. We've got you on camera. I'm coming in there. You and I are going to talk about this. I'm sending you the video.

I'm coming into the office. And you and I are going to talk this out. No one has to be fired. Brie, I've ripped up your contract. All right. I'll see you soon. Okay. All right.

Don't leave. I'll see you soon. I'll be 10 minutes. Okay. I'll see you soon. I'm so sorry. I've got to go. Hey, that sounded really intense.

I actually want to leave this date. I've decided to end this date. No. You can't have my number. I need to go. You can't have my number. I've decided to end this date. No, you can't have my number. I need to go. You can't have my number. I've decided I don't want to date you. And by the way, I also took a crap on your meal.

Brie and Clint. If you've been listening to the show all afternoon, you'll know that Brie is at the moment doing an experimental hair procedure. No, I've been forced against my will. You are on the verge of looking the best you've ever looked, okay? That's not true. There's a New Zealand mum who's going viral who says if you put a nappy on your head

when you get out of the shower, it's better than a towel and it gives you voluminous beautiful hair at the end of it. So an hour and a half ago we doused Bree's hair with water and then we placed a nappy on top. And now it's time for the big reveal. How do you think it's going to come out?

It's not going to be good. My hair, naturally quite curly, and now you've wrapped it up into a diaper. And it's going to be wet. It's going to be wet as. Yeah, but I think it's also going to be like, no, I don't think it's going to be wet. I think you're underestimating how absorbent a nappy is. And as a man who has to change multiple nappies a day, I think this could be the life hack you're looking for. Right.

Ben, I'd like you to come in here and remove the nappy if that's okay, please. I just feel like you're underestimating how long a woman's hair takes to dry. I have no idea how a woman's hair works. Like for Ben, 10 minutes, right? Yeah. If that, rub it with the towel and you're good to go.

So Ben, when you're ready, you can remove the nappy from Bree's head and I can describe how it looks. I'm hoping for really big things here. Whip it off. Bring me a dream. It's wavy. Ben, can you give a bit of a shake out, please?

I'm going out after this. How does it look? Loosen the curls. You like curls, eh? Oh, nice. Oh, nice. Bring it around the shoulder off the... Yeah, nice.

Beachy. You like beachy, don't you? It's sopping wet. You like beachy vibes? Yeah, beachy like you've just come out of the ocean. It's so... It's sopping wet. You like beachy vibes? Yeah, beachy, like you've just come out of the ocean. It's so dry. When you came to work today, and I mean this with love, your hair, flat and boring.

Now your hair, wavy and interesting. Show me what it looks like. It looks like I've been caught in the rain and running to work. And then you've had a nappy on your head for an hour and a half. This is what you want. Oh, my God. It's amazing. Thank you.

Oh, my God, guys. Thank you. I'm never turning back. Yeah. This is how I'm going to do my hair forever. For environmental users, please use a reusable nappy if you're going to do this hair hack when you get home. You know, it's better for the environment and stuff.

Good advice. But it looks good. Or just use a hairdryer like a normal person. Boring. Guy named Jonah, and I'm not making this up, Jonah Falcon is the unofficial owner of the biggest member on the planet. Wow, okay. If you're wondering what it takes to have that title. No, I don't care.

I'm sure there's some ladies and some guys out there. No, I'm happy with who I am, actually. He is 13.5 inches. Hello, Jonah. All right. He's Jonah and the whale He's officially opened up about his Oversized Member Ben can you do the conversion

13.5 inches Can we get that in centimetres carry on Slash probably is metres Isn't it at that point Anyway It's quite interesting to hear some of the questions he gets asked and um he said uh as a kid he always just felt you know like he was just like everyone else but apparently he wasn't uh he's actually uh in a hbo documentary called private dicks men

exposed right you want to check him out he was also appeared on the howard stern show he's very HBO documentary called Private Dicks, Men Exposed. Right. If you want to check him out. He also appeared on The Howard Stern Show. He's very famous and he's become famous. As the world's biggest donger. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

I've done the conversion. 13.5 inches is 34.29 centimeters. So it's a 30 centimeter ruler. That is not how. No, it's not. And then another five centimeters. No, it's not. Oh, Ben has not how No it's not And then another 5cm No it's not Oh Ben has a prop He's brought in for us

Oh Mike Give that to me I know this is very visual And I know you're listening to this on the radio But It is longer than my forearm That is insane

From elbow to wrist It's about another 3cm past that You know I find it's better It's better if we just Don't think about it too much Because I think that's Safer for everyone But a quick

It whacks my knee It hits me in the knee It looks like I'm a six foot two man And it whacks me in the knee It looks like a baby's arm It looks like a baby It'd be like a

It's bigger than a baby's arm It'd be like a baby's arm Holding an apple Yeah Did he say it was a bad thing I arm. It'd be like a baby's arm holding an apple. Yeah. Did he say it was a bad thing? I want to hear him be like, it's a curse, actually. Anyway, he said it is a bit of a curse because people automatically think he is a porn star, that he drives a Ferrari or, you know, that he is just a bit of a dick.

And he actually seems like a pretty sweet guy from the way he's speaking in this interview. One of the questions that people ask him all the time is that is he in proportion in terms of the Franks and the Beans? Yeah, right. He says... Wait, to be in proportion, he would have to have a couple of cricket balls. He said he's proportionate in size.

Whoa, okay. That would be hard to sit down. I don't know where he fits it all. I think you're wrong about the stereotype of questions he gets. I think the stereotype of Ferrari drivers is that they have a very small one. Yeah, I wonder why he said that then. So I would love to know what sort of car this man drives. What's the opposite? He's probably got a Suzuki Swift. Yeah, I wonder why he said that then. So I would love to know what sort of car this man drives. What's the opposite? He's probably got a Suzuki Swift. Yeah. He probably drives. He's probably got a Prius. Probably drives a Prius.

Anyway, another thing people ask him is that he has a thing called incognito pants. Which are baggy pants. He'd have to have hammer pants. Where he's able to put his wallet in his left pocket in order to hide some of the stuff.

Yeah. Right. A lot of considerations. It's like ladies who have got massive boobies, you know? You just don't want, you've got to hide the, I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm way out of my depth here. No, no, no.

Keep, no, tell us. I'm way out of my depth. No, tell us. No, I don't. Tell us what it's like. I don't have a big one talking about. I'm way out of my depth here. No, no, no. Keep. No, tell us. I'm way out of my depth. No, tell us. No, I don't. Tell us what it's like. I don't have a big one of either of these things, okay? I checked out of this conversation a long time ago. You know what you can do a TED Talk on, though?

Your tiny nipples. Thank you very much, Brie. You're a great friend and I appreciate you. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok.

And live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play. ZM.