ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th December 2021

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. The pre-Christmas podcast. This is our pre-Christmas podcast. Did you know that? What does that mean? It's the podcast we're putting out before Christmas. Well, it's one of them, but this is one of our pre- So it's not the pre-Christmas podcast? Well, it's not a post-Christmas podcast, is it? It has to be a pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre Christmas podcast.

Why 13 pre's? That was 18, wasn't it? That was 13. Pre, pre, pre, pre, pre Christmas podcast. That's right. And tomorrow's podcast will be the pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre, pre. Why did the pre turn into brie? Christmas podcast. That's right. I've been roped into this shit chat I used to not want to be I didn't start it You started it I did not start it Clint started it You shut your mouth producer Ben

Clint started that with the Shit pre-Christmas joke podcasting I don't want to be a part of this Go to your room Everyone's on edge now They're fighting with each other Go to your room I will

I started that Bullshit Who's done their Christmas shopping? I know Bree hasn't But you didn't tell me how No I've done quite a bit Have you done some? I've Bullshit. Who's done their Christmas shopping? I know Bree hasn't, but you didn't tell me how. No, I've done quite a bit. Have you done some? I've done some, but it's a lot harder. It's a lot harder for me because I need to do a lot more organising

than the normal person. Yeah, to get it to Australia. Then to organise who's going to get that present and make sure they know what present is for who and make sure I don't send the wrong present to the wrong person. That's for them and then they get their present. So what percentage are you through? I've done my Secret Santa.

Has everyone done their work Secret Santa? Yeah, I did mine first. Has everyone done their show Secret Santa? Yeah, I've done that one. I did that too. I haven't got it yet. It's coming in did that too. I haven't got it yet. It's coming in the mail, but I haven't got it yet. I haven't done my family, but they'll get excited when they get vouchers.

The ZM one's hard because it's $20 you have to spend. Who has... Yeah, that's good. All people want for $20 is alcohol. I know, but I just find it harder to buy something within... Same. I mean, you obviously can, but especially if you don't know the person that you got very well.

$20, it sounds like a good idea, but it's a handicap because you can't buy anything meaningful for $20, especially for people that you're not super close with. Mine's pretty good. I got Megan Pappas last year and I bought her some baby booties. Yeah, that's good because you're close with her. And so I knew her, yeah. But what if you drew someone at work that you don't work with that much?

The person that I drew, I don't even like them. I got a gift card last year. Anastasia. You can't say that. What did you say? You cannot say that. That joke will be funny when it all gets revealed. What did she say?

She said, the person I got, I don't even like them. No, but it's a joke because next Monday when we find out who is each other's secret Santas, it'll make sense. Oh, now we know it's one of us. Nah. It might be Ross Box. You never know. Who thinks their show secret Santa, and by show I mean just us four,

who thinks their show secret Santa is kick-ass? I reckon I've got a person that is the goat, so. Well, as you know. Oh, thanks, Anastasia. I reckon I've got a person that is the goat, so... Well, as you know... Oh, thanks, Anastasia. I just don't want Clint. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, actually, I think me and Clint have talked about this. We're probably on the same wavelength,

but it's not something I enjoy, and I feel like Clint's on the same wavelength. As you know, I had pre-purchased my show, Secrets of the Gift. Oh, that's right. Which I feel like is stupid stupid because now you're in... You should just have to give it to the person. I agree, Ben.

As a normal gift. Just give it to them as a normal gift. I know, well, I could do that. I could do that. I already was going to give it to the other person. You know what sucks for you is that whoever you do have is going to know that you tried to swap them, so you're going to have to get an even better present

to make up for that. But also the person that he got will go, oh, he thought of that person Before That's what I'm saying is whoever he did get They will know that he tried to Swap and do everything he can To get someone else If Clint has me

This is what's going to happen This is Clint Yay! Tramping boots in Ben's size. And then I'll just be like, Ben, would you like these tramping boots in your size? You joke, but I need some new ones. So here's the problem with what you guys have said.

You said that I should have to just give Ben that extra present. But then I've literally given everybody on the team a gift except for one. So then you have to buy that other person a gift as well. And you know what? You will never do this again. And that means, you know what that's called? You've learned it not. Learning your lesson.

Or we just cancel the show Secret Santa next year. Hey, I'm happy to keep the present I got for my person because it is fucking awesome. Is that? I told you about it. Wait. Oh, very good gift. Very good gift. Yes. Solid. Wait, Oh, very good gift. Very good gift. Yes.

Solid. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on a minute. You told me. Hey, hey, hey. You were telling her. You told me. Guess what?

He already fucking ruined it and we already figured it out because by him doing that to us, we could figure it out. You told me the reason I couldn't swap for Ben, I couldn't swap for Ben was because we're not allowed to talk about it because it's a secret. Yeah, and because you already fucking talked about it, now it's not a secret. You ruined the secret. Who? You guys want to hear another secret?

You actually don't. Oh, you can't. You can't. No, that needs to be beat. Just leave it out. Kids listen. Don't ever say that again. Wait, why not? Don't ever say that again. It's not funny. It's not funny. Don't ever say that again Wait why not

Don't ever say that again Don't ever say It was on a pre-recorded thing It was on a pre-recorded thing That's like the rule When it's a pre-recorded thing You do the F word on purpose Knowing that Ben's going to be a bit out

Well maybe I don't Maybe I won't be a bit out No you have to. No, it's bigger than her. And then you're fucked. Bigger than her. You've got to beat that F-bomb out. Don't even make what she said recognisable, okay?

I want a long beat. Just to listen to the podcast. No, you're cancelled. You're cancelled. Turn her off. No. She's cancelled. Just for today.

Just for today, she's cancelled. It's all right. All right, guys. I'm still going home. I'm giving you a lift, guys. I'm going home. I'm giving you a lift, aren't I? You can't leave without me. Yeah, that is a bit of fun. Buy a car.

All right. Hey, well, who's got her for Secret Santa? Sign us off, Bree. What can I make a joke about that we've just joked about in here? Sign us off, Ben. See you tomorrow, everyone. No. Who do we all reckon Clint has as his secret Santa?

I hope it's not me. I hope it's not me either. I hope it's me. Well, we know that it's not you. It's either me or Anastasia. I really hope it's not me. Because whoever it is is going to feel bad about themselves. I hope Ben's got me. Anastasia. I really hope it's not me. Because whoever it is is going to feel bad about themselves.

I hope Ben's got me. And I'm Clint Roberts. Bye. Cigarette Santa. A bit of fun, isn't it? Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good evening everybody, it's Brie and Clint on the 19th day before Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. That is such a weird way to say it.

Yeah, I was trying to be impactful and make you go, ah, there's only 19 days. You're the person on New Year's Day that goes around, oh no, on New Year's Eve, sorry, that goes around going, see you next year. And thinking it's the funniest thing in the world.

Hey, see you next year. No, no, my favourite is New Year's Day. I haven't seen you since last year. You're doing my work for me. Yeah, I know. Yeah. So you're thankful we don't spend New Year's together. Today on the show, some cool prizes to give away.

We've got a big prize from Long White to give away at 5 o'clock. This is quite good, actually. If you want to get in on this, we want you to live your free. You just need to tell us what we can fund for you this summer and if you text FREE and the thing you want to do to 9696, we can give you some cash for it. And be creative, you know.

Make it stand out. Be really elaborate. Plus today's the first day of Split or Steal with Zed Fuel. Oh my god, I can't wait for this game. So essentially the idea behind it, Zed Fuel, give us some fuel to give away to people, which is awesome and what everyone needs this summer.

And then we get two people on and we put one person in the cone of silence and we say, right, do you want to take all the fuel? Do you want to steal it? Or do you want to split it with your person that's on the other line? Yeah. Do the nice thing and share it. Yeah. And then we do the same thing to the other person.

And then if they both pick steal, no one gets it. Yeah. If they both pick split, they have it. And then if one person picks split, one person doesn't, then they steal the whole lot. Yeah. And it's 200 litres of gas. So good. So splitting it would be good, 100 each,

but how good would 200 be for someone? Some people, you know, and I totally understand you've got to risk it. And, well, hey, it's up to the people. We don't know what's going to happen. That's coming up with share or steal at 4 o'clock this afternoon, thanks to Zed Energy. But let's start the show with Tradie versus Lady. Yeah, if you want to play, you can call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM.

You know the drill. And if you don't, it's a trivia-based quiz where you go head-to-head with someone else and someone's going to win 50 bucks. We'll play straight after Cajal and Rob Ruha. This is 35 on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, the ladies versus the tradies. A chance for the ladies to come back in these last two weeks of the year because they're sitting on 94 wins, but the tradies way out in front on 108. Yeah, they're uncatchable, but that doesn't mean there isn't pride on the line. Let's meet our lady first. She's 27.

She's from the Tron, and she works as a florist but hates flowers. Welcome to the show, Leah. Hello. That makes show, Leah. Hello. That makes sense, Leah. I mean, there's plenty of jobs where you don't have to deal with flowers. What made you think, I might go deal with flowers? I do administration, so I'm not actually a flower. Do you have bad allergies?

No, I'm just not a flower person. Oh, yeah, that's fair enough. Do you love administration? Maybe. Yeah, right. Okay, yeah, that's fair enough. Do you love administration? Maybe. Yeah, right. Okay, good. We'll follow your heart. Let's meet your opposition today.

Our tradie is 30. He's from the capital and he uses mouthwash before he brushes his teeth. What the? Welcome to the show, Isaac. Isaac. Afternoon, team. How are we doing? G'day, Isaac.

Good, thank you. Very well. Explain, how come? I did just mention to me one day that when you mouthwash, after you brush your teeth, the mouthwash is taking off all the stuff that you've just put on your teeth to protect them because mouthwash is only for your gums. So she goes, that's your mouthwash beforehand. Wait, mouthwash is only for your gums?

Oh, it's to help your gums. Yeah, wow. Really? I didn't know that. I'm learning something today, too. Here's a fun fact. I don't use mouthwash. Yeah. Does a lot of people not use it?

Do you usually take your dentist advice from a tradie, though? Yeah, usually. Yeah, good. Mainly plasterers. I feel like plasterers really know teeth. And they all work with drills. Okay, Isaac, your buzzer is tradie. Leah, yours is lady.

First of three correct answers is going to get $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. A TV show that's currently airing on TV2 is Beauty and the What? Tradie. Yes, Isaac. Geek.

That is correct. Beauty and the Geek. Nice work. I thought he might say Beast. I thought he might muff it, but no, he got it. I feel like that's a TV show as well. I think there is a show called Beauty and the Beast as well. There's a movie.

No, I think there's one similar to Beauty and the Geek. Oh, right. Okay. Anyway, one to the tradies. Question number two. Peter Jackson's epic Beatles film is out now. Be warned, it's eight hours long. That's right.

You heard correct. Name one of the Beatles. Brady. Yes, Isaac. Is it Ringo? Love Ringo. Star is correct. The voice of Thomas the Tank Engine. Yeah. Cool. Alright, two to the tradies.

I didn't know that. Leah, you need this one to stay in it, okay? Yeah, I don't watch TV, but can we do a different question? All right, we'll give you a different question. Okay, here we go. Question number three. Name one of Santa's reindeers other than Rudolph. Freddie?

Isaac. Yes, Isaac. Blitzen? He's done it. Blitzen is correct. Did you forget to buzz in and think that question was especially for you, Leah? No, no, no. All right.

Hey, Isaac, congrats. You got 50 bucks coming your way. Awesome. Thank you very much. No worries. I might actually use mouthwash beforehand with that performance. That was very good. He knows a lot.

I reckon that's his advantage. He knows a lot. He knows a lot. I thought we could talk about buying drinks. Like rounds of drinks and the etiquette and rules. If you're having one, yes please. A round. So we see where you're at. Yeah, I'll take one definitely. Yeah, grab

me a drink. I've only got time for one though. Yeah, I've got to go after this one. I've got to go after your round. Yeah, I'd love one. No, there's this story that's doing the rounds today where it's a woman who's married to this guy and she's asked for advice online because she said her husband has been getting a bit grumpy with her lately when they go out and they buy each other rounds of drinks.

So he buys a round and then she buys a round. Yeah. And he said that it's only fair that when she goes to buy a round that she has to buy him two beers because she's drinking wines and they cost a few pounds more than his beers. Oh, what a wonderful sounding husband. I know. Doesn't he sound lovely? These people are married.

Yeah. So they're married. I could. So't he sound lovely? These people are married. Yeah, so they're married. So here's the details of it, right? So the details are the wine costs between six and seven pound. Right. And the pint, what he's getting, costs around

four and five pounds. Right, okay. So his is substantially cheaper. Well, not substantially. As a percentage of hers it is, but it doesn't matter. You guys are married. You're married. Why don't you just treat it as your... Well, I mean, what's mine is yours in a marriage, let's be real.

But let's talk in a friendship group. Let's make it into a, you know, when we've all been in the situation where you're out drinking and someone starts up the, oh, let's go round for round. What's the rules and the etiquette around that? So say we're out at a bar, say us four and the producers, we're all out, and I go, right, I'm going to go buy a round of drinks. What does everyone want?

And I say, I'm going to have a beer, and then you go, oh, I'm going to have a beer. Which sets the tone, by the way. The drink you say you're having sets the tone of the round. Yeah, and then Ben goes, oh, I'm going to have a beer. Which sets the tone, by the way. The drink you say you're having sets the tone of the round. Yeah, and then Ben goes, oh, I'm going to have a beer, and then producer Anastasia goes, espresso martini, please. Like, is that? Don't call me out here.

Is that bad drink round etiquette? Yes. Yeah, it is. I wouldn't do that, though. I mean, are we? Is it a hypothetical? Is it from a real situation? I don't know.

I have not done that. Mate, you're just being used as an example, okay? Oh, sorry, cool. Cool, yeah. I did say hypothetical. How many espresso martinis have you had? Calm down. Yeah, jeez, no more.

I've already spent all my money. So you've touched on something really important. When someone says we're going for rounds, that's not the time to go experimental or extravagant with your drinks. That's the time to go basic. Oh, yeah with your drinks. That's the time to go basic. Oh, yeah, we're going rounds. I'll just go basic.

And if you really want a Long Island iced tea or something. You buy that separate. Save it for your round. Yeah. When you're getting that round, then you go, I'm going to spice up my round. Or if you want to treat the group to them, which is bloody expensive, but you know.

Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to do that. It's a line. I don't believe the drink, like this guy, I don't believe the drinks have to be equally priced. No, no, no. But they've got to be in the bracket of, well, it's a whole category, right?

It's a tap beer, a house wine, or a house spirit. Yeah, beer, wine, spirit, oh, see, spirit. Like a rum and coke. Oh, rum and coke's fine. Yeah, it'd be about the same. Just a house spirit. Just the ones off the speed rail. Yeah, like if you're going super fancy,

I want the Belvedere vodka, then I mean, nah. Yeah, yeah. I want a gin and tonic, but can I have the elderflower gin from 1897? I'd love that. I really like it. It just cleanses my palate. I'd love to hear what people think on the text machine.

Just text us on 9696. Do you think, like, what's a no-go zone for a round drink? Like, what's just no, you should not be getting that? I reckon it's anything over $15 in a round. That's a good gauge. $15 is pretty, yeah. But you can pay $15 for a pint of Heineken these days. Yeah, it depends where you are.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why. Well, again, it's back to what you said. The person who initiates rounds sets the tone. And then if you want to level it up, you level it up on your round. You can if you want to. Do you guys think, this is a bit of a D-bag move, one of my friends, so when we used to go out,

and we were all like, you know, probably uni students struggling a bit, but we'd go out and, you know, we were doing the round things and everyone would buy, you know, drinks or wine, whatever they, it was beer and wine pretty much. And then this one friend of ours when it was her turn to go buy round drinks she would always just buy two jugs of beer and then get glasses and everyone had to drink from the jugs of beer oh watch out guys i got fears for everybody and it was forex it was always bloody forex yeah it's always better to go more generous when you're doing rounds because people are watching.

People notice. Stadiums and how they interact with their fans is changing because of COVID. They have to find other ways to get people in because there hasn't been lots of sports games and stuff. There hasn't been concerts and all this stuff. No, not really. So they've got to find ways to use these big, big buildings, really.

Eden Park in Auckland, they had golf. You could go and play golf down there. Oh, yeah, that's cool. There was a beer fest at Sky Stadium in Wellington. And now there's a new one happening at Forsyth Bar Stadium in Dunedin. Do you remember that stadium? You and I went there for Oli. Absolutely.

It's a beautiful stadium. I think it's the best stadium in New Zealand because it's got a roof. Yeah. It's amazing. The atmosphere in there is incredible and now they're offering something very cool at Forsyth Bar Stadium. They, to get people in and try different things,

are installing a bungee jump from the roof of the stadium. So you can head on in. 5, 4, 3, two, one, bungee. That could be you falling out of the... You know what I like? I love bungee jumping towards... You know when we went bungee jumping and there was the river below us?

Yeah. You know what makes bungee jumping even more fun? Some nice soft grass. Yeah, where there's nothing below you and you just, you know, you can see the ground. So good point. It's a 40-metre free fall. You fall head first.

That sounds horrific. Towards the turf where the All Blacks play. Whoa. Where Aaron Smith plays for the Highlanders. Whoa. You can potentially die where the All Blacks play. You won't die. You'll be fine.

So fine, in fact, that I've invited Terry Hutchison on, who is the CEO of Forsyth Bar Stadium in Dunedin, with a special offer for you. Hi, Terry. G'day, guys. How are you? Hi, Terry. Terry very kindly has offered something up for Bree.

Terry, what would you like to offer? We would like to offer Bree the opportunity to be the first one to jump. Wow, that's very generous, Terry. Terry, that is so nice of you and I would love to be your test crash dubby. You'd love to? Look, I

actually, I've got a bit on. I haven't even told you when we're doing it. No, I'll have some. Terry, I need to let you know that the only bungee jump she has done, I had to a bit on. I haven't even told you when we're doing it. No, I'll have some stuff on. Terry, I need to let you know that the only bungee jump she has done, I had to do it with her just, you know, for moral support. What about Clint? Clint would love to be the first. He would love it.

No, we're more looking for someone like you to do the first jump. Right, right. And he told us you were very keen and excited to get down. I've already given it the big okay. Good to go. I'm just checking my calendar for you, Terry. And I'm fully booked until 2052, unfortunately. Well, we can wait.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Pink has a very special relationship with her fans. She's one of those artists who's very in touch with her fan base, right? She knows. Yeah, I think she's got a good kind of grasp on what the real world is still like. She's proven that with what she's done now.

Dean, hi. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, actually, it's so awesome. Pink has had a 30-minute Zoom call with one of her biggest fans, a long-time fan. This lady is 63

and she's in hospice care battling cancer. And another fan alerted Pink on Twitter about how this particular fan was a huge, lifelong fan of Pink's and it would mean so much to her to FaceTime Zoom call with her while she's in hospice care.

Pink has done a 30-minute Zoom call with this lady uh the video is going viral because it's so pink you know how she's like she's rich she's famous she's one of the most successful touring artists in history actually and yet just like you said she's one of the most down-to-earth sweet and humble people ever and her 30-minute call with this fan as the fan said literally as a life bucket list tick off. You know what I mean? It was just so awesome. And just being pink, really. It's 30 minutes on Zoom too. I think it was even

35. It's so much more than a quick video that she's recorded on Instagram and gone, hey, wishing you the best. You actually talk to the person. You're engaged with them, you know? And that will stick with her and her family forever. She's the GOAT, Pink.

She's set the bar for... She's awesome. And she's still going. She's a pop star who came out in the beginning of the 2000s and she's still going. Oh, yeah, she's still pumping out the hits. She had that one she did with her daughter that went really well on TikTok this year.

Yeah, totally. There you go. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Thanks to Pepsi Max, fueling the latest Max Taste and No Sugars Given. Bree and Clint. Look, I'm not going to lie. One of the biggest thing that fuels my anxiety is trying to figure out what I can and can't recycle.

Well, good on you for actually giving it a second thought. I do. Or just whack it in and go, oh, it'll be right. It makes me panic every time because I'm like, I don't want to contaminate my bin. Does this go in? Does this not go in? And then I feel bad if I end up putting something

that could have been recycled in my normal bin. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a big stress in my life. This is the environmental anxiety that they want you to have. And then I always feel really embarrassed when people are at my house and then there's more pressure because I'm like, what if they know more than me? Oh, okay. And then they see feel really embarrassed when people are at my house. And then there's more pressure because I'm like, what if they know more than me? Oh, okay.

And then they see me put something in, they're like, that shouldn't be going in the recycle bin. There should be a sticker inside your lid that tells you exactly what you can and can't put in. Yeah, that'd be a great idea. I'm pretty sure there is. No, there is. I thought you were making a joke.

Oh, right. Take the anxiety out of it, mate. Look at the sticker. No, there is. But the sticker's confusing. Anyway, right. Take the anxiety out of it, mate. Look at the sticker. No, there is. But the sticker's confusing. Anyway, I saw this thing online, which we're going to talk about recycling right now,

because I feel like it's quite relatable to people. People are like, yeah, I've got that. People's recycling bins are about to over-frickin' flow with Christmas, so it might be helpful. And then I've noticed, is there two recycling bins? No. Well, some – I swear at our house –

Actually, some places there are, but I don't think there is in Auckland. We've got a blue lid and then like a yellow lid and then the blue lid I think is like glass and some stuff. And then the yellow – I'm not sure. Maybe. It's just confused. I just tend to stick to – Some places now have a food scraps bin as well that gets collected. Oh, let's not confuse the situation. Let's not confuse the situation.

Let's not confuse. I'm just going to put that down the insincorator, all right, if you're lucky enough to have an insincorator. I saw this thing online where this girl literally does all content around recycling. Wow. And obviously that's her passion, which is great. And she was talking about one item in particular about whether or not it should be recycled.

Right. So I thought we could do a bit of a test. Do we have any game show music where we'll test you and the producers? We're about to play a recycling game show. It's the end of the year, mate. Just go with it. Right, here we go. Can you or can't you recycle this?

The first item, which is the item this girl was talking about, a pizza box. No, you can't. Yes or no, producers? No. I do, but no. Ben? I would have said yes because it's cardboard.

No, you can't because it's dirty. It's got pizza grease and cheese on it. That is correct. Me, I'm correct. Yes, you can't because it's greasy and it's got residue, which I didn't know that. I get what you're thinking. It's cardboard, but yeah, yeah.

I definitely have put it in the recycle bin. Keep your greasy box out of the recycling. Anyway, get your greasy boxes back into the normal bin. Up next, plastic bags. No, you can't recycle them. They're soft plastic. Plastic bags. I would have said no, them. They're soft plastic. Plastic bags. I would have said no, yeah.

You're talking about kerbside recycling? Listen to how excited Ben is to be playing this game. Yeah. Shouldn't be having them anyways. No, you can't. Plastic bags and soft plastics such as pasta packaging, bread bags and biscuit wrappers cannot be recycled. Well, there you go.

I've been recycling all those. Have you been putting those in the recycling bin? I'm pretty sure. You've killed like four dolphins, mate. I'm just trying to do the right thing. You, you, you're responsible. Oh, my God. This is so stressful.

Okay, number three. Take away coffee cups. No. I only found this out the other week. Yeah, no. You can't. They're lined with wax or plastic. Some you can, some you can't.

Some are recycled. Oh, that's confusing. Well, you should know that because on a lot of the ones that you can, it says recyclable. Right, get a keep cup. Yeah. Well, some places aren't taking keep cups at the moment. Get a new coffee shop.

Yeah. All right, let's do the last one because this game has been fun, but I feel like we need to wrap it up. Toothbrushes and toothpaste tubes. No. No. Oh, yeah? No, I wouldn't.

Unless it's a wooden one. I wouldn't recycle that. You can't recycle a wooden one either. Where's the wood recycling, Anastasia? That's a really good point, man. Yeah, what bin is that going in? Well, I'm clearly putting a lot of thought into my answers. No, you can't recycle it.

So the moral of the story, don't put anything in your recycling bin. That's all we've got to. Nothing is recyclable. Bree and Clint. ZM Share or Steal with Z Energy. This is very cool. It's a new competition we're doing called Share or Steal thanks to Z Energy's Share Tank

where you can find the lowest local fuel price and choose to use it when you want to. It's awesome and this game is going to be awesome too because people are going to have to decide whether they want to share the 200 litres of Z Energy fuel or steal it for themselves. There's 200 of those litres up for grabs. Let's meet our people playing.

Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi there. How are you? Good. Thank you, Paige. Artika's here as well. Hi, Artika.

Hi, Artika. Hi. Now, no one reveal what you guys want to do because you're going to do that in private, okay? We will pop you into the cone of silence first. But effectively, you need to choose whether you want to share it, take 100 leaders each, or take the whole 200 for yourself. So just keep in mind, ladies,

you're not going to know what the other person has chosen to do. So if the other person chooses to steal and you choose to share, then they get the whole lot. If you both choose to steal, no one gets it, and the person waiting on the phone lines in the wings gets the fuel, okay? Okay. Okay. Right.

What we're going to do here is, Artika, you're going to go onto hold in the cone of silence, and Paige, we're going to speak to you exclusively right now. All right. Artika's not here, Paige. You can just talk to us. We're not going to tell her anything. Now, do you want to take the fuel, steal it?

Do you want to share it with Artika? What's your decision? I think I'm going to be a bit selfish and I'm going to steal. So you'd like to take the entire 200? Yes. And you know that if Artika says the same thing, you'll get nothing?

Yeah. Whereas... She's going to risk it. Okay, that's fair enough. You can actually stay with us Paige If you stay quiet Okay So don't say anything And we'll bring Artika back

Hi Artika Hi Artika Hey We have Paige's choice It's locked in What we need now is yours Would you like to share The 200 litres of Zed fuel

Or would you like to steal the whole lot? I'm going to go with share, but I'm kind of scared because I feel like she said steal. Okay, we can't reveal to you which one she did. Yeah, yeah. You can only vote for yourself. And so would you like just one more time, you want to share it? Yeah, I'll share.

Okay. All right. Well, we can confirm that Paige has decided to steal it! Oh! She swooped in there first and Paige, you've stolen the

whole lot. You got the 200 litres of fuel. Oh my gosh, thank you! What do you have to say to Artika, Paige? I'm so sorry. I just had a massive road trip. I'm going to help with that. Artika, you can walk away knowing you tried to do the right thing, and that's all we've got for you, unfortunately.

Thanks for playing, though. That was awesome. That's Share or Steal with Zed Energy's share tank. We're going to play it every day this week. You can lock in Zed's lowest fuel price in a 30k radius and save it for later. Or you can share it now. If you've got family coming over for a visit,

you can shout their fuel using Zed Energy's share tank. That's very cool. That game is ruthless. It's ruthless. First game out of the blocks and Paige is like, I'm stealing it. I want it. I see it.

I like it. I want it. I got it. It's mine. How many steps do you actually need to do in a day? I heard a thousand is a good goal. No, not a good goal. That's plenty.

A thousand? When you think about it, a thousand steps. It's a lot. You should do a thousand steps walking to the toilet and back each day. How many times? God, do you ever? No, three or four trips. How many times are you going to the toilet?

Well, it depends how much water I'm having. Do you have an outhouse? It's not a thousand and you know it's not a thousand. You're being silly. I honestly thought it was 8,000.

Did you really? Yes. Because I don't know where this 10,000 thing came from. It's kind of like this mythical number and phones are kind of preset to be 10,000

or if you get an Apple Watch or a Galaxy Watch, it's like, yeah, let's hit your target. It's 10,000 steps. It's all those F or a Galaxy Watch, it's like, yeah, let's hit your target. It's 10,000 steps. It's all those Fitspo people trying to make up, you know, all these make-believe things. Yeah, right. Where's the science behind it?

You reckon 10,000 steps is fake news? Yep. Well, I've got real news. There's a study that's been done by the University of Sydney and they've got a number for us. But before that, you're pretty Fitspo at the moment. You're into your walks. I know you're tracking yourself. You've got your ped for us. But before that, you're pretty fitspo at the moment. You're into your walks. I know you're tracking yourself. You've got your pedometer going in your pocket.

Yes. Built into your phone. Yep. What are you getting on average a day? When you look at your phone at the end of the day, what do you get? About 8,000. About 8,000? Yeah.

Okay. Eight and a half-ish. Well, you're meant to do between 150 and 300 minutes of exercise a week. Oh, I thought you were going to say a day. And I was like, well, I'm not even going to try. No, no, no, no. Just 30 minutes a day. Which I am, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And that's different kinds of exercise too. But how many steps does that work out to? Well, according to the University of Sydney's Charles Perkins Centre, the magic number that you actually should be aiming for In steps Seven and a half thousand I knew it I bloody knew it

How scared were you that I was going to say 15,000 So scared but that is such good news Because you don't just hit 10 If you don't actively Go out and do something on your day You don't get to the end of the day and go Oh I did 10,000 steps today. I hit 10 last week, which I never,

let's just point this out, I never hit 10 and I notice it because I was like, God, I feel exhausted today. I was like, I wonder how many steps I did. I did 10,000 and that's because I went on an hour and 45 minute walk. Yeah, that'll do it. Like that's the only reason I hit 10. They said 7,500 steps

equates to about five to six kilometres a day of walking and that doesn't have to be in one go. It can be across the day. That's achievable. If you do that

7,500 steps, your chance of dying from any cause in the next two years is about 40% less. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? I think we bring down all these goals.

I think we just bring them down lower. Like we're honestly though, now that you say that, who started saying 10,000 was the goal? Yeah, right. I think it's too much. I like this. Don't get fitter. Just shift the goalposts closer to you.

Just stay, you know, just above average. I think that's a good goal. Surely it increases your chance of getting hit by a bus. But I mean, that's different, right? That's small odds. Bree and Clint. I strictly get all of my doctor kind of advice from this

guy on TikTok now. He's a doctor but he just puts it all on TikTok. Well, you were taking your dental advice from our tradie in Tradie vs Lady earlier. So I feel like it's, you know, only fair. Anything to avoid paying someone, eh, Bray? Exactly. I will do anything, go to any lengths.

But this guy, he is so famous on TikTok and he actually talks about some really interesting stuff. His name's Dr. Yoon. You can follow him, Tony Yoon MD on TikTok. And this one caught my attention because he's talking about what are normal hairlines

of men and women. Take a listen. In women, the distance between the brow to the hairline is about 5-6cm normally. In men, that distance is about 6-8cm. So I measure about six centimetres. Interesting.

Did you know that men have bigger foreheads than women? No, I did not know that. I never knew that. Yeah. Quite interesting. Right, okay. This is not allowing for, like, abnormally big foreheads, right? Like a regular size.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, everybody's beautiful and everyone's different. I different i think it's more like just to see if you're in that he does do the in quotations when he goes the normal range but that's the average so i thought we could measure ours this afternoon do you want to go first or second yeah yeah let me know yeah okay i um uh i've always wanted to know or shall i measure you no i'm gonna measure you? No I'm going to measure you first And then you can measure me I pride myself on having a fairly good hairline I think So I'm keen to know

So top of the brow to where? The beginning of the hairline Got the measurement? Okay cool You're going to have to take off your train driver hat Sorry fashion hat Measure the bloody eye From the top of the eyebrow Okay, cool. At the same time. You're going to have to take off your train driver hat. All right. Sorry, fashion hat. Just measure the bloody eye.

From the top of the eyebrow to the hairline. Well, okay, I feel like. I've got to get to the hair. That does not sound good. Okay. Don't make that noise. Now I've got it, cool Okay

So what was it for women? Do you want to know yours first? Yeah, I'll know mine first For women it was Five to Five or six Well you're right You're 6.5 centimetres

Oh so I'm over A little bit Only by half a centimetre though Only by half a centimetre though. Only by half a centimetre. Well, that's devastating. And it might be, maybe you just maybe, just get the Botox and bring your eyebrows up. That'll be... I'm just going to make

my eyebrows bigger. I'm just going to fill them out. Yeah, fill them in higher. You know what's really awkward is you were 8.5, which is 5 centimetres over as well. I mean, half a centimetre over. Oh, he's got big domes on us. We've just got big heads. We've got exactly the same amount.

It's just a lot of knowledge in here, that's all. Either that or we're balding at the exact same rate. I mean, that too, yeah. Bree and Clint. Guys, strap in because this is no joke, but I'm about to read out the funniest joke in the whole world. And I'm not just saying that. It's not my opinion, but it is the opinion of hundreds of thousands of people

according to this scientific study. Right. So scientists back in 2001, 20 years ago, did this study to see if they could find the funniest joke ever. A joke from 2001. It's not going to be appropriate anymore. It's probably going to be like, you know. Well, I have pre-read the joke.

It's probably going to be homophobic or sexist. Lots changed since 2001. It's sexist, homophobic. It's all in there. It's all rolled up into one joke. No, it's sexist, homophobic. It's just all, you know, it's all in there. It's all rolled up into one joke. No, it's not. I've pre-read the joke to make sure. But, yeah, essentially a psychologist named Dr Wiseman set up a study

where over the course of a year, 1.5 million people rated, like randomly selected jokes from this database and this was the joke voted by most people as the funniest out of a database of 40 000 jokes well that's done it i have to hear it i have to hear it it's finally here i'm about to read it i am planning i should i'm never gonna have laughed this hard before. Exactly. So is everyone ready? Because there's no build-ups. This is, according to science, the funniest joke you will ever hear. Okay.

I'm ready. Let's just hope I can deliver it. Okay, you ready? So there was two hunters. They were out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes have glazed over. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps.

My friend is dead. What can I do? The operator says, calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There's silence. Then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says,

okay, what now? Yeah, that is good. Yeah, that's good. I think it might actually be funny. You guys laugh. It's not offensive, you know. I did have to think about that, though. Ben laughed straight away and then

Clint, like, slow-build laugh at the top. And then eventually Anastasia got the joke. That was probably the funniest bit about it. There it is. The funniest joke ever. Ever. Very simple game where producer Anastasia runs the game. She'll play clips of celebrities,

and the first person to buzz in with the correct celebrity who matches the voice wins a point. You can take the KFC if you guess the winner at the end of the game. Jono's here. Hi, Jono. G'day, Jono. Kia ora. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. Whose team do you want to be on, mine or Clint's?

Definitely Clint's. Definitely Clint's. Definitely Clint's. All right. Lock in a bit of Clint's. I see how it is. And Jess, whose team do you want to be on? Bree. Yeah, good choice.

Good choice. Good choice. Great choice, Jess. Not definitely Bree, though. Is it definitely me, Jess? Yeah. Yeah. Confidence.

You know what? I win this game most of the time too. You're actually on a five-time winning streak, so yes. Yeah, you hear that, Jono? You want to change your mind? Too late. Love a good underdog. Definitely, Chloe. This week's

celebrities that we're doing is female singers, so you'll be guessing. You should know these voices quite well because we obviously hear them on the radio most days singing. All right. So let's hear voice number one. I think it's a great anthem. Kelly Clarkson.

You're on the right track, but no. Really? Not Kelly Clarkson? You're close, but no. I was so confident. Do I get to hear the rest of the voice? Yeah, you can hear some more, yeah. Or do I need to have a free guess first? Maybe a free guess first.

Up to you. You decide. You're on the right track with Kelly Clarkson. Who is Kelly Clarkson? Who else is Kelly Clarkson? I'm going to need a guess. Come on. Megan Trainor.

Oh, good guess. All right. We'll re-listen to that track, and at the end, whoever guesses next. I think it's a great anthem for people to use whenever... Clint! Katy Perry. That's a point. God, it sounds so much like Kelly Clarkson to me.

I still didn't hear Katy Perry. Really? No. Someone's trying to hold you down or bully you. Now I do. Yeah, now I do. Awesome. All right, so that's one point to Clint and Jono.

Let's hear voice number two. You know, if you want to put this out... Bray! Adele. She's done it. Got's hear voice number two. You know, if you want to put this out. Bray. Adele. She's done it. Gotta be. Adele. That's Adele for sure.

That's Adele. That's Adele. I don't believe you. And he was a huge part to do with my second album. We've heard her so much lately, haven't we? Yeah. This is someone else we've been hearing quite a bit. Let's hear voice number three.

Lou. My grandmother, she spoke British. Brittany Spears. You are on fire. Always came over. She was very, she always said, ew, ew. Your grandmother spoke British. Come on, Brittany.

You walked right into that one. Have you guys seen the latest TikTok she's put up? Yes. It's full on, eh? There's a lot going on there. She's so excited to be out. Oh, yeah. Motivational.

Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. All right, Clint's sitting at one point. Bree, you can take it with this one. Let's hear a voice. Hang on, I just need to check him. Jono.

Yeah. Can I get a little bit of a... You guys are quick. Yeah, can I get a bit of motivation, mate? Can you get a... Maybe just G me up a little bit for this point? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go on.

Go for it. Okay, that's good. That's what I needed. Thank you, Jono. Let's do celebrity number four. If you're from the Bronx doesn't mean you have... Oh, he just got a...

Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got. That's Jenny from the block. I would have taken J-Lo, but yeah, okay. Only the exact same accent. When I was growing up, I talked like this.

Very, hi Hi how are you That doesn't sound like her I'm going to say That was all Jono Jono was that motivational Yeah thank you Jono Have you thought about Motivational speaking Jono

Yeah Bit here and there Yeah nice Might be a new career We're going to tie break I need one more Bit of motivation No I want some

Motivation from Jess My teammate Jono first Jono motivate me You got this brother Thank you Do. All right, well, Jono first. Jono, motivate me. You got this, brother. Thank you. Do it for the money. Yeah, thanks, Jono.

Do it for Christmas. I'll save Christmas. Okay, now, Jess, you do Bree. Come on, Jess. Go, Bree, go. Yeah, see? She had a lot of power behind that. All right, you guys, your teammates have really helped you with that one.

This point a winner. Let's hear voice number five. It was a really cool little installation. We went there and I... Clint! Oh, my God, that's Rihanna. He's done it! Jono, we did it! Yeah!

Yeah! It was all you, man. It was all you. I just went through rooms, man. Yeah. Well, this sucks. Brian Clint. Okay, who's the big deal celebrity who can't be trusted with their own Instagram passwords?

Judith Collins. Nah, but they should have taken her Twitter password away a little while ago. Can you imagine, though? Oh, can you imagine? I mean, she's pretty good on the old Twitter. All of her posts would end up on Facebook. Yeah, well, that's true. No, bigger than Judith Collins.

The celebrity who can't be trusted with your own passwords is Adele. Doesn't surprise me. She has done an interview over the weekend with a YouTube star. Have a listen to this. Have a listen to why up until recently she's been prevented from using her own Instagram. In COVID, they let me have my password. I was never allowed my passwords for my socials before. It's actually quite a well-known fact.

But obviously the internet was just on fire. We were worried if I'd get drunk or be annoyed. Right. Whatever I would do, yeah. Not responding to anyone, more just like posting my general thoughts. And then I posted a picture which a lot of people know about. And that was the only picture I ever posted myself and then they took my password away from me again. They're too worried

that she'd get on the pizzo and do some raw and real Adele posts which, if you're listening to Adele's management, that's the stuff we want. Yeah, that's the stuff that makes her likeable. That's why we love Adele. Because she's normal. Yeah, but I get it. She's a multi-million dollar artist. They're like

just a cool man. She was also going through a breakup so maybe They're like, just take all, man, just take all. She was also going through a breakup, so maybe they thought for her own good they didn't want her to post something that she'd regret. How weird that when you become that famous, you have to pretty much be treated like a child again. Weird, eh? So weird. Especially because she seems so in charge of her business.

You can't drive yourself most places. You need a driver. You need a minder. A lot of celebrities have minders. Sounds pretty good to me, to be honest. That go around with them and tell them what they can and can't say and what they can and can't do. You could do with a minder some weekend.

Oh, excuse you. You could. Yeah, I do have minders. Yeah, most of my friends take turns. We want to talk this afternoon. So that's very honest from Adele. She's like, yeah, I can't be trusted. We want to talk this afternoon, so that's very honest from Adele. She's like, yeah, I can't be trusted. We want to talk this afternoon about posts that you've shared

that once you were there in the cold light of sober day, you were like, oh, probably shouldn't have done that. The one that springs to mind straight away is that video that you and I made. No, we don't talk about that video. Don't we? No. That wasn't a good moment for you, though. It was a late night video.

It was very late. It was probably two in the morning. Oh, this is making it sound like a sex tape. It's not a sex tape. Oh, that does sound... Yeah, no, it's not that. It's not that. It was just a sketch. It was an improvised sketch. After having seven beers. And the content of it is fine.

We just thought it was very funny. And it just really wasn't. I remember looking at it. We both did it. We looked at producer Ellie and she goes, okay, guys, shall I save this to the drafts and we'll review it on Monday? Post it. Post it now. Post it.

Remember I like. Post it now. It's good to go. Post it now. Similar time as to when that video was made. I went on this weird thing where I decided that every time I'd be on the Lemonades, I'd do an Instagram live and I'd go live on Instagram. And it was only ever when I was around PJ, who used to host this show with Jace.

And every time PJ and I were together, we could not be trusted because we'd always go on Instagram live. And then you just see either there's like people in the background be like, get off Instagram Live. I became your minder in that situation. Didn't you call me? Yeah, because I knew if I rang you it would close the Instagram Live. And then all you hear is, Clance, Clance, Clance.

Oh, Clance calling me. Oh, boo. And then we would hang up on you and just go back on Instagram Live. But was I right? You were right. Thank you for being my minder. You knew I was right in the morning. Yeah, absolutely.

Not at the time. We hated you at the time. We were like, oh, he's ruining our fun. Oh, fun sponge. Let's ask some people, what did you post when you were drunk? Maybe it was a Snapchat that you were like, oh, my God. At the time you thought it was a good idea. Or maybe you just accidentally posted it.

Yeah. Because you were otherwise occupied. good idea or maybe you just accidentally posted it. Yeah. Because you were otherwise occupied. You know, maybe you were. You would just think your mind was somewhere else. Yeah. Maybe it was rude. Maybe it was like totally confidential. Confidential?

Confidential. That's the word. Are you drunk now? I wish. Then I'd have an excuse. Oh, $800 at M. Text us on 9696. We want to know what you posted when you were a bit drunk.

And then the next day you were like, I wouldn't post that if I was sober. Adele, the Adele. Adele. You know Adele. Up until recently didn't even have the password to her own Instagram account. Do you think this is the case for a lot of celebrities? Well, they would treat that account like a business account, right?

So she would have a private Instagram where she posts like kid pics and stuff like that. So you know when we went over to LA to try and find Channing Tatum because he followed me on Instagram. Yeah. But then years later when I double text him on Instagram, he didn't reply. Yeah. Probably wasn't MA. Would have been like management or.

Well, no, because we know that he did follow you. That's the thing. Yeah, but that was. Who saw the message? Yeah. Yeah. Like that was a year and a half before they followed me and messaged me. Yeah, sure.

Okay, I know what you need to hear. Yeah, it would have been a manager. Would have been, eh? You would have been left on scene by a manager. Yeah, definitely not left on scene twice by Channing Tatum. If you're a bad drunken poster, you're in good company because that's why Adele's been banned. We want to know what did you post when you were a little bit, you know,

and you wish you hadn't. Someone texted and said, I got a tattoo on my butt that said, make me zaddy. And I posted it to Twitter when I was horsed. I mean, that is the kind of content Twitter loves. I reckon that would have blown up on Twitter actually. Very shareable on there, you know. It can go everywhere.

Someone's caught up who wants to stay anonymous, and that's cool. That's cool. Maybe you're not over it. Maybe you haven't got your head around it. But anonymous, number one, what did you post when you were drunk? So a while ago, I accidentally posted a video

of me singing with an adult fun toy. Oh, yes, as we do. You know, I feel like very relatable anonymous. You always pick an item that is your microphone. It could be a hairbrush. It could be a toothbrush. There's so many other things. But you went with Adult Fun Toy, and I praise you for it.

Oh, it was a lovely time. The singing? Can I ask, what song were you singing into it? Do you remember? It was that one by Cardi B, wasn't it? Oh, probably. Probably WAP. Yeah, right.

Yeah, why not? Okay, good. Thanks for that, Anonymous. Let's talk to Anonymous number two. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Hello.

Tell us, what did you do? What did you post when you had a few drinks? I was having a few too many raisin cokes, and I was Snapchatting a guy and we were sending some intimate Snapchats and he didn't reply for a while and I was a bit confused and I realised I'd put it on my story.

And I have all of my family on my Snapchat. Did you go in and check how many people had seen it? Yeah. How many? There was at least 20. Oh, was any of those people like directly related to you?

My sister was not 10th grade. It could have been worse. It could have been mum or dad. Sisters are a lot better than mum or dad. Obviously, we don't want you to go into detail, but on a level of 1 to ten, one being like the most PG and ten being

fully X-rated, where would the picture sit in that scale? You know how the other lady was talking about holding an adult toy? Okay!

Okay! We got the message. Thank you, Anonymous. A solid eight. Eight? Eight and a half. I can get a whole lot raunchier, trust me. Nine, Anonymous. A solid eight. Eight? Eight and a half. I can get a whole lot raunchier, trust me. Nine, I reckon.

Brie and Clint. Eight. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this will get you home for a Monday afternoon. Three people's birthdays. What was the number one soul that was top in the charts on their 16th?

Well, this is where we find out. Let's bring on Elias. Do we say Elias? Elias. Yeah, Elias. G'day, Elias. Elias, was there a character in the show Weeds called Elias? I'm not too sure.

I don't even know what Weeds is. Weeds is such a throwback. I'm pretty sure there is, and as soon as I heard your name, I was like, oh, that character from Weeds. Maybe, considering you had never heard from it, which I'm guessing means there is, and as soon as I heard your name, I was like, oh, that character from Weeds. Maybe considering you had never heard from it, which I'm guessing means you're young, maybe you were named after that character. Maybe Mum was on the Tupuki Thunder.

Yeah. Yeah, mate. Okay, let's do your birthday banger, Elias. What's your birthday? Oh, we lost him. Elias. We'll put him on hold, see if we can get them back. We'll go to Jess.

G'day, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, guys. Was your mum on the Tupugi Thunder too? Not that I know of. Good to know, good to know. Just nice to ask. The Golden Bay Gunja.

Jess, I heard it's your birthday soon. Yeah, yeah, coming up in a couple of weeks. Oh, cool. Are you doing anything special? Not sure yet. No, I don't know. You might even be able to, I don't know, go to a bar and have a drink. Crazy, right?

What year, Jess, and what day? 18th of December, 1994. All right, Jess, you were 16 in 2010. And on your 16th birthday, this was the song that was top in the chart. That's a great Katy Perry song. Banger. Yeah, that's a banger. It's good vibes.

Big vibes. Huge. Love it. Wait there, Jess. We've got Elias back. G'day, Elias. Hey, sorry. a banger. It's good vibes. Big vibes. Huge. Love it. Wait there, Jess. We've got Elias back. G'day, Elias. Hey, sorry. I ran out of service before.

Oh, no worries. Stay still. We got you back now. Stay where you are. What's your birthday? 16th of the 9th, 97th. All right. You were 16 in 2013.

And on the 16th of September, I feel like this might suit you, Elias. Here's your birthday banger. Let's getting ridiculous. That's LMFAO. Bit of Red Foo. That's what it does. Yeah. Oh, Red Foo solo career, Elias.

I was going to say some LMFAO solo project. I love it. I love it. Hey, mate, it's original. It's unique. It's unique. It's never come up before. No. No.

In three years of doing this, that has never come up. That's probably a good reason. Oh, shit. But hey, good one, Elias. I'd stick around and could win.

Let's go one more for Nikki. G'day, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hey. Hey, guys. Good. How are you? I'm sorry,

you didn't ask how I was. You're great. You too. Don't you hate that? I hate when I go to the movies, Nicky, and I hand my ticket over and they go, enjoy the film, and I go, you too. You too. And then I'm like, you're not coming in to watch it, are you?

Enjoy your meal. You too. And then I just want the ground to swallow me up. Anyway, Nicky, how are you? I'm good, yeah. Other than the rain in Wellington. And then you're going to ask me? How are you?

I'm good, thanks, Nikki. Yes, I'm good. Thank you so much for asking. Made you work for it. I know. Let's do your birthday, Megan. What's your birthday? 7th of August, 81.

All right, Nikki, you were 16 in 1997. And on the 7th of August in 97, this had a number one hit. Banger! Will Smith, Men in Black. They've been playing all the Men in Black movies on TV recently. Yeah, I've noticed that. It's on after the block. I don't know, I've ended up watching the first half of a whole lot of them. It's good. They all hold up. They're all still really good.

They're great films. Solid films. You like that, Nikki? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always wondered what mine would be. I didn't think it'd be that, but, you know. There you go. Now you know. She's not stoked, but she's like, eh, I'll take it. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll take it. I mean, you couldn't There you go. Now you know. She's not stoked but she's like, eh, I'll take it. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, I mean, you couldn't get much better than that. I mean, 1997, great era but, you know, that's pretty good. Yeah. Oh, but just maybe back in the day

or maybe a dance tune, you never know. Yeah, well, that's true but now you know, Nicky, someone on the text machine also just said, because I was saying to Elias, I was like,

are you named after the character from Weed? Someone on the text machine also just said, because I was saying to Elias, I was like, are you named after the character from Weeds? Someone on the text machine goes, his name was Silas from Weeds, you noob. Well, it's pretty bloody close. We accused Elias' mum of being on the hooter. Silas, Silas. I mean, you can't get much closer. It's pretty much his name backwards. I vote Men in Black.

Oh, I mean. That Red Food track does sound and Elias does sound like a top bloke. I'm going Men in Black. There it is. Here we go everybody the winner of Birthday Banger. I've got a story for you now that might give some people some anxiety.

It's a story from America and it's about a reality TV show that has had a bit of a disaster on set. Oh, yeah. Have you ever heard of the TV show NBC's Ultimate Slip and Slide? No, but I'm glad it exists. And I really hope that we get a spin-off here in New Zealand. Me too. I think you'd be the perfect host. I'd love, I actually would love that.

It features... You bought some new togs this summer, didn't you? I'm ready to roll. I'm ready to go. Or I'm ready to slide. You'd slide right into that perfectly. I'll slide into heaps of people's DMs. It's 65 metre slide.

Whoa. I'm not, it's a,s. It's 65 metre slide. Whoa. I'm not, it's a, yeah, it's the ultimate slip and slide. Right. It says it in the title.

Has it got a gradient? I'm not sure because there hasn't, it hasn't been released yet because they've had to halt production at this stage. Why?

Because there's been, there's been a disaster. Someone get some grass burn. Oh, I hated that. Especially my nan's place. She had the sharpest grass and you'd come off and you'd just get the biggest rash on you.

No, that sounds like a walk in the park compared to what's happened on the set of NBC's Ultimate Slip and Slide. Right. The US reality TV show. Someone's been decapitated. No, not that bad. Too far. Not that too far. Somewhere in the middle It's had to be halted And stopped After there was

An outbreak of explosive Diarrhea Oh no Oh no 40 cast and Crew members were struck down With explosive diarrhea As a result of The Giardia infection,

which is a serious infection. Oh, yeah, I'm sure it is. It's not great. Yeah, yeah. Everyone's okay. The slide, however, has taken some damage. What is worse, can I ask you, what is worse than if you have that going on than to go down a 65-foot slip and slide? Nothing, because if nature calls and the worst happens,

everyone's going to know about it for 65 metres. There's going to be a trail behind you. The slide was white. There's no reports yet on when they will start filming again. Can the show. Can it. Can it. There's no coming back from that.

Literally can it. Put it in the bin. Put it in the bin. Shows at the skids. Bree and Clint. As party season. It was crate day on the weekend, wasn't it? It was crate day.

Would you sink a crate? Did I what? If I know Clinton Roberts He would have been partying from sun up to sun down I'll tell you what I got my crate And I flipped it over And I've actually started screwing a slide into it for my daughter

It's an old crate I've had it at my house for a couple of years Loose weekend Actually Ben gave it to me a long time ago to prop the TV up But yeah that was my crate day How was yours? Yeah probably a little bit different to yours. Don't pretend you had a crate day on crate day.

I had. You did not. I had a really nice day. I went to Mekong Baby. Yeah, right. Had a few cocktails. How many crates did you have there? And then I went home and sunk about six pals.

So I did my own version of crate Day. Yeah, right. I love we're competing to see who did the most binge drinking. Here I have for you a list of hangover cures recommended by doctors as published by the wonderful people at ZM Online. It's advice from Dr Dan Robertson. He's a GP from Manchester. Oh, he sounds like

a fake doctor to me. Don't say that about doctors. Don't discredit somebody like that. Anyone can bloody make a certificate on the internet these days, I swear. Well, do you want the tips or not? No, I do want the tips and then, you know, you can decide. Then stop discrediting him. Yeah, it's like any advice from a

doctor. You can decide if you want to use it or not. I don't think that's how doctor's advice works. Okay, here we go. These are tips for curing and preventing a hangover. First, eat before you go out. Line your stomach. Eating isn't cheating.

It will help your body absorb alcohol more slowly. Yeah, but you know why that helps? It's not because of the absorbing of the alcohol. It's because when I eat a meal, then I can't drink any drinks because I'm full. So it helps. It does work, but for that reason. Okay, tip number two, avoid the fry-up the next day. Don't get the big grill. Don't get the mixed grill. Don't get the big breakfast.

Oh, you've lost me now. He said what you want to do is get your blood sugar levels back up. You should be having poached eggs, asparagus, and a can of Sprite is what you should be doing. Oh, that doesn't sound as fun as a KFC two-piece feed. I need bread.

I need carbs. So hopefully I need something to soak it up. I need carbs, so hopefully that's fine as well. Hydrate during the night. One drink, one water. That's always the advice, and it's the right advice. But people hearing this want to know how to get back from death's door the morning after. Yeah, after you've asked for forgiveness the next day. I know what I did.

I'm sorry. Fix me now. Does that mean technically I do the right thing? Because I'm a vodka lime soda girl, so technically I'm drinking water with every drink that I have. I've heard that theory and... You know what? Very rarely do I have a hangover when I drink vodka lime

soda. Okay, well then, yeah, well maybe you're the doctor. Let's just go with it. That's good. Hair of the dog. Drink the next day. Oh no., maybe you're the doctor. Let's just go with it. That's good. Hair of the dog. Drink the next day. Oh, no. So what does the doctor say about it? What do they say? How does that help?

Because basically they reckon that alcohol numbs the alcohol. What it does is it numbs the symptoms of your hangover, but it just delays them. So you're still going to get your hangover. You have to go through it. You're just going to get it later on. Oh, well, that's not fun. No.

Plus, it's borderline alcoholic behavior. So be careful with it. And you also, like, if you're doing that in front of friends, people will look at you and go, you're right. Absolutely. Especially if it's in the morning. There's two more. One is really controversial, so we'll come to that last.

Coffee in the morning. Apparently not that helpful because it's a diuretic so it makes you go to the toilet which means you get less hydrated. But I need a coffee. Then the big one is exercise. You know how people say

exercise on a hangover? Absolutely not. So I'll just read it word for word. It says, while the endorphins released by some gentle exercise could lift your spirits, if you're dehydrated, it's more important to be drinking water and not overexert yourself. I feel like it's illegal for me to go outside the next day with the way I look.

I'll scare children. So there you go. If you are having a big one of the Christmas party this weekend, you need to stock up on poached eggs asparagus Sprite and water and just go for a 5k run why not

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