ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th December 2022

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

Who stole your thunder? The most satisfying words Bree's Psychic Radio: Christmas Edition part 2 Xmas shortage See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast intro, where today we take a journey deep inside someone. Yeah, I'm going to talk about this fanny cam that got put inside my fanny. So strap in everybody. Yeah, strap yourself in. You're in for a treat. That's what the doctor said That's what the doctor said Before the camera arrived

Yes They put you into the stirrups And away you go I went to see the gynecologist This morning A specialist Man gyno, woman gyno? Man

He's a specialist in endometriosis Yeah so I went to see this. He was lovely, by the way. So, like, personable. Like, really made me feel comfortable. Is that what you want? Yeah, I think so. You want someone who makes you feel comfortable and not like...

Because there's two ways you could go, because it's such an intimate process. You either want someone who makes you feel really comfortable or someone who just treats it like a... They're like, all right, let's do this. Let's do this. Okay. Let's not make eye contact. Nah, you don't want that.

Right. That's awkward. I've had that before. You don't want that. But this guy was great. Anyway, went through some stuff to do with my endometriosis. And one of the steps that we had to do, one of the checks, was where they get this ultrasound device. Wand.

Wand, and they put it into your uterus and they have a look around and they can, with this guy in particular actually, this is like new technology and new stuff because back in the day they had to cut you open to check. Jesus. That's the only way they could really check to see if you had endo. So this is amazing. They cut you open and they're in there like, no, it's fine.

That's, yeah. Really? That's exactly what it is. Yeah. So they literally, I remember 10 years ago when I had my first surgery, because they didn't know if I had it for sure. Like there's no way to really know. And he was like, right, we'll cut you open through your belly button

and we'll have a look. And then if there's nothing there, we'll just – So you've had that? I've had that done. But when I had it, there was stuff there. So then they did the operation on the spot. Right, right, right. Anyway, so this is new technology, very new.

This guy's like, we're going to put this in there. I'm going to have a look around and see if I can see, you know, anything. Anyway, which is amazing because I'm sitting up on this thing and i've got my legs up on the stirrups right and he's got the wand in there and he's he's like here's your cervix and here's your follicles and there's one two three four five six seven eight whatever follicles are um and here's all the bits and bobs and here's your bladder like you can see all this on this ultrasound wand thing right here's what you had for breakfast. You joke.

He literally goes, here's what you, I can see you've had something to drink for breakfast. But this is the kicker, right? This is the kicker. How high up did he go? He then goes, he then goes. So, and then, and then he puts it away. It was so funny. And then he goes, oh, here's your rectum.

He goes, and see that there? That's a poo. Whoa. Oh, my gosh. I'm not even joking. And he goes, nothing to be ashamed of. We all do poos. He goes, I've got one in the chamber. Oh, my gosh. I love. We all do poofs. He goes, I've got one in the chamber.

I love this guy. It was hysterical. And I'm not joking. He goes, there's poo in there. Reminds me of when. I'm not joking. It's what happened. Can you take, you know how you get photos printed off when you've got your baby?

No, Ella, no. Yeah. No. You should have printed it off. you've got your baby. No, Ella, no. Yeah, I could. You should have printed it off. I should have, eh? A poo baby. Can you imagine? So funny. Put it on your fridge, frame it.

It was early in the morning, so I hadn't gone yet. So he's like, there's a poo. Was it big? Could you see it on the screen? No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't really. That's breathe personal business, Nicole. We don't need to ask. No, I just mean, could you see it on the screen? He didn no, no, no, no, no. Oh, I don't really. That's Bree's personal business. We don't need to ask.

No, I just mean could you see it on the screen? He didn't tell me those details. He just goes. It's not like a baby. Sorry. It's not like your poo is in the 18th percentile. No. He looks like it.

You're looking at a three pounder. Crazy. Sorry. He's crowning. Yeah. He goes, you're going to deliver this poo any hour now. Oh, gosh. He goes, it is getting ready to. Oh any hour now. Oh, gosh. He goes, it is getting ready.

Oh, yuck. Sorry. That's amazing though, isn't it? It's so funny. Isn't that crazy? Anyway, and then I went and had a blood test to test my something levels. Oh, that's the bit that grosses you out. Yeah, that's too far.

What, a blood test? Oh, my God. No, don't give me that. So when I had a blood test, I went to the place in the hospital that does blood tests. It was one of the best blood tests I've ever had. What was so good about it? Do you get a lollipop afterwards? No, no, no.

Just in terms of I always kind of rate my blood tests in terms of how gentle they are, how pleasant it is. And look, tiny little mark. Barely got anything, yeah. She was one of the, yeah, it was one of the best blood tests I've ever had. Did you tell her that? Yes. Did you?

Because I think you should tell them when they're doing an amazing job. I was like, I barely felt that because blood tests are quite unpleasant. Maybe you're particularly veiny at the moment. Well, like, the thing is is that I hadn't had any water and that's bad for when you go get blood tests because you can be dehydrated yeah yeah but she was like oh you got a big juicy vein for me plus you had that big poo on board well that provided a little bit of you know okay water all right um that was that was i feel like we all got to know you a little bit better this afternoon well hey you gotta talk i mean that's life yeah we all got to know you a little bit better this afternoon. Well, hey, you've got to talk. I mean, that's life.

Yeah. We all poo. That is the motto of this whole story is we all have poos in the chamber. Here's a rhyme. We all poo? Yes, we do. Why did you make it rhyme? It definitely rhymes.

You made it weird. Come on in. Well, howdy, children. Ooh, ooh, ooh. What time is it? Three, two, one.. Ooh, ooh, ooh. What time is it? Two, three, two, one. It is Brie and Clint. Afternoon, everybody.

Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. It's such sad news. Kirstie Alley? Yeah, we just found out then. One of the producers walked in. She was only 71. Yeah, brutal. Horrible. You said a very She was only 71. Yeah, brutal.

Horrible. You said a very short battle with cancer. Yeah. Yeah. When you think of Kirstie Alley, because a lot of young people won't actually know who that is, what do you think of? I think of Veronica's Closet.

I think of Veronica's Closet is the one that comes to mind for me. But I think more so, I loved Look Who's Talking. Oh, yeah? And I can't remember which one she was in but she was in

or maybe multiple. She was in Chairs, wasn't she? Yeah. I've never seen Chairs. Haven't you? No. It's a fantastic show.

Chairs is the original Friends, isn't it? Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Went Chairs, what was it? Where everybody knows your name. Chairs, then Seinfeld,

then Friends, then Big Bang Theory. You leave Big Bang Theory out of those icons. We will get an update from Dean McCarthy before 4 o'clock on the Kirstie Alley story. Today on the show, we will be giving someone else a $200 Mitre 10 gift voucher to give to somebody who deserves it. We're looking for the family who is going to receive the best Christmas ever from Mitre 10 with voucher to give to somebody who deserves it. We're looking for the family who is going to receive the best Christmas ever from Mitre 10 with a backyard makeover. Yeah, just think of all the things you could get.

Fire pit, barbecue, outdoor furniture. Oh, outdoor furniture is a game changer. Puppy house if you've got kids. Oh, good stuff. So you can win that one with us. You can go and register for it at ZM Online if you know someone who wants to receive it. Five o'clock, we'll call a winner.

But next, we're going to do Tradiverse Lady for $50 cash from KFC. If you want to play, you can call now 0800 DIAL ZM. A simple trivia quiz to kick off the afternoon. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradiverse Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradiverse vs. Ladies. Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs. Ladies.

All right, not too many more games to go for the year, I believe. Eight? Nine. Nine. Nine games, including this one. We're playing for double points. That's right.

So the ladies could go in front by one point if they win every game. I think. That is a... I think that's what the math works out to. It's a big ask, but hey, we'll do the score update for people playing along at home. Ladies sitting on 91 and the tradies on 108.

Let's go to our lady first. She's calling in from Tauranga. She's 26 and she's a crazy plant lady. Welcome to the show, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. How many plants do you have indoors? About 45. Whoa.

Jesus. Have you got a Monstera deliciosa? No, I wish. Have you got a fiddle leaf fig? No. Is there room for anything else, Georgia? No, there actually isn't. When I take all my plants out to go in the rain, it looks empty.

Georgia, I love how honest you are. No, I really do have a problem. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 27. He's from Dunedin. Speaking of plants, he hates coriander. Yuck. Welcome to the show, Jake.

Jake, let me guess. it tastes like soap to you. Oh, soapy as. My partner's parents always try and feed me it, but it just needs to go on the side. I feel so bad for people that have that gene, because coriander's delightful. You need to tell them it's a genetic thing, Jake, and by forcing you to eat coriander, that's actually a hate crime. It's the same as me, Jake. I have a genetic thing where I can't eat eggplant. No, no. It tastes like poo to me.

No, you're just stubborn. It tastes like poo. No, and you refuse to accept that eggplant is an excellent food. Genetic deformity. Jake, your buzzer is tradie. Georgia, your buzzer is lady. We're playing for double points. First to three answers correct gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Football World Cup is currently on. What nationality is global superstar Cristiano Ronaldo? Is he Brazilian, Spanish or Portuguese? Grady. Yes, Jake. Portuguese. That was. Yes, Jake. Portuguese.

That was such a guess. Absolute guess. Took a stab in the dark and it's paid off. He is Portuguese. He owns and is the founder of Nando's Chicken. Cristiano Ronaldo. Jokes. I'm just kidding.

I didn't believe it. I didn't believe it. You did. You wouldn't read about it. believer. I wouldn't. I didn't believe it. You did. You wouldn't read about it. Mate, you wouldn't even read about it. I was going to say, what a clever man. Can you imagine? I'd love him that much more.

Question number two, one to the tradies. What do bees collect to make honey? Lady. Yes, Georgia. Nectar. Spot on the money, Georgia. Well done. I would have said pollen and I would have been wrong.

They transfer the pollen around to pollinate other plants. Clever bees. Question number three. We're one apiece. Name a burger you would purchase from KFC. Katie. Yes, Jake. A tower burger.

Yeah, boy. A nice, big, luscious tower burger. With a hash brown on it. With mayonnaise. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get it in you. All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number four. Which planet has 53 moons? Oh, tradie. Yes, Jake, take a guess. I'm going to go Saturn. That's right. And he's won. And that's the game.

He's got the win. You didn't Google that, did you, Jake? No, I did not Google that. You would not Google it, would you? I actually know my solar system quite well, to be honest with you. He took the same train of thought as the first question. Portuguese? Mate.

All educated. Doesn't matter. 50 bucks coming your way. He's a solar system-knowing football aficionado who loves a tower burger. Yeah. And Nantos. Brian Clint.

I want to ask people, who stole your thunder? Because I read a story about a guy who thinks he's being treated unfairly by his family, right? So here's the situation that's gone down. There's two brothers and a sister in this family, right? Okay. The oldest brother got engaged and is getting married. Okay.

Right? So he's got his four groomsmen and one of those groomsmen is his younger brother. Got it. So he said, you're going to be one of the groomsmen. Great. The situation and the...smen. Great. The situation and the- Not you, sis.

Well- Leave her out. That's a bit rough, eh? Whack a suit on the sis. She'll be good to go. Well, the brother's going to be a groomsman. And anyway, the situation, the dynamic in this family is that the younger brother has always been, you know,

a bit... Manami Pannage., you know, a bit... ...minami-pannied. Oh, he's a bit of a mummy's boy. Yeah. Right, he gets special treatment. He gets a bit of special treatment. Why? Because he's the youngest?

Maybe. I don't know the family dynamics in this family, but apparently he gets treated a little bit differently. He gets special treatment. He does, and he likes to take the limelight away from people. He's spoiled. Yeah, in the big moments, you know. And that being said, apparently the younger brother says to the best

man, I'm going to propose to my missus at my brother's wedding. No, that's not on. No, that is not cool. That's wedding 101. You don't do that. No, no. You don't wear white to a wedding. No, that's not on. No, that is not cool. That's wedding 101. You don't do that. No, no. You don't wear white to a wedding

and you don't propose at someone else's wedding. It's not your day. That's it. It is not your day. No, you are just a spectator. You're a support person. Exactly. You don't propose at someone's wedding. I would hate that. If someone proposed to me at a wedding, I'd say no. I'd be like, you're taking someone else's day.

Yeah, they're like, it's not all about you. No, it literally is all about me. On this one day. This one day, it's all about me and my partner. Anyway, apparently the best man's gone back, told his mate, the older brother, and the older brother's blown up and said, no, this is BS, not this time. He said to the younger brother, mate, if you do this, I'm going to have to demote you from groomsmen

and you can just be a normal guest. And fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough. I agree. I agree. Totally fair enough. Anyway.

You're already getting special treatment at the wedding by being in the bridal party. You get a free suit. Yeah. Just, just. Apparently, the younger brother has said, nah, stuff ya. I'm proposing. You can't tell me what to do, blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, so apparently now the older brother is copying it from the mum and dad saying, oh, you're treating your brother badly by not having him in the bridal party. If they won't even side with you on your wedding day, then yeah, that is special treatment. I believe the brother's got two options. One. In uninvitable together. Uninvitable together from the wedding. Yeah.

Like as an ultimatum, go, hey, if you're going to do this, I'm going to uninvite you. Or have a plan to have someone steal his engagement ring on the morning of the wedding so he can't propose. Yeah, that's a good one too. That stops it. I thought if he did sit on it and you've had all the conversations you can have with him, go, okay, well, you've left me no choice.

Go and tell his girlfriend that that's going to happen and say, hey, hey, I like you. Please say no when he proposes. Please say no because he's trying to ruin our wedding day. Or you just say to the brother, right, I'm going to go tell your missus. If that's what you're going to do, I'm going to go ruin it for you. I'm going to go propose to her. And instead of the one I already picked, I'm going to marry both of them on my wedding day. How's that?

Yeah, he has to do something. That is... That's off, eh? Yeah, bad brother behaviour. It's not on. That is a pure thundersteel. We want to ask you guys, has someone done this?

Have you seen it gone down at a wedding, maybe an engagement party, other places that you shouldn't be making big announcements would be someone else's birthday party? Yeah. Yeah, to a degree, yeah. Someone else's anniversary party? Like, you know, if you go to a 30th wedding anniversary party,

you shouldn't announce something on that night. It's not your night. Oh, I don't know about that one. Nah. Really? It's not your night. Well, you've had 30 anniversaries already. How many anniversaries do you want?

No, but that's like a big one. If it's like their 33rd, then okay. You'll know if it was a Thundersteel. Let's talk to Ellie, who's called up. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hey. Tell us, who was the person that stole the thunder?

My sister. What did she do, mate? She tripped up the stairs and broke her arm at my wedding. Oh, your poor sister. I love how you've got no sympathy for her broken up. Oh, never. That's what a sister's for. Ellie, was your sister on the pizzo, was she?

No, she was only 13. Hey, it doesn't mean she... No, I'm just joking. You know she did that on purpose, eh, Ellie? Oh, 100%. She did that on purpose. She'd been planning to break that arm for years. Yeah, she planned

the whole thing. When they told me, I was like, are you sure? Because she is dramatic. But they were like, no, no, it's hanging there. Oh, I've done that. Remember? I fell down the stairs of that super fancy wedding on Waiheke Island while the speeches were

happening. It's a real scene stealer. Yeah, I fell on my face and it was not good. Ellie, we're on your side, okay? We believe you. Your thunder was stolen. Thank you. Someone texted through and they said, My brother-in-law wanted to propose at our wedding

and my husband told him to nick off, so he proposed two weeks before our wedding and at my hen's night, my sister-in-law made it all about her engagement. Oh, that would enrage me. That is not good. Bad room read, man. Someone else said, I stole my older brother's thunder when he was going to come out to our family.

I stood up just as he was about to tell them and told them all that I was gay before he did. That's good. That's such a gay thing to do. That's a power move. It's such a gay thing to be like, ah, no, the limelight is mine. I'm the first gay brother. I'm the first. You can be second. This person wants

to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. Tell us, Anonymous, who stole whose thunder? It was my younger brother who stole both my parents' thunder on separate occasions for the same kind of thing. So basically, it was my mum's birthday and while

all the family was there, he decided to announce him and his partner's first pregnancy and the first grandchild at my mum's birthday. Was it a big birthday, Anonymous? It was her 59th, so not quite. Wait, can I stop?

And I might be wrong. Isn't that like helping to add to the occasion? Isn't it like a gift? He's giving your mum a grandparent. It gets worse because then it was my dad's sixth death a couple of months later and they took the liberty to use it as their gender reveal while everyone was there. No, that's not on.

Did they do a gender reveal? Did they do like a balloon cake thing? Yeah, they did. You don't bring a cake to a birthday party that's not for the birthday boy. They could have at least done something cool for your dad's 60th, like a burnout gender reveal. They better have named the kid after him. Yeah.

No, they didn't. Oh, that stinks. Okay, well, there's all kind of thunder steals out there, so... Just think about where you're making the big announcements. Yeah, just read the room, everybody. Because you want your thing to be great, too, and you don't want to be overshown, you know, with someone else's wedding that's going on in the background.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dima Cathy. Really sad and horrible news out of Hollywood today. The star of Victoria's Closet. Yes. And she was also in Cheers.

She was in Look Who's Talking Now. She was in, I mean, so many different things. Great comedic actress. Kirstie Alley has passed away at the age of 71 after a short battle with cancer. This is what her friends and family wrote on her Instagram or Twitter rather. It says, to all our friends far and wide around the world, we are sad to inform you that our incredible, fierce, and loving mother has passed away after a battle with cancer, only recently discovered.

She was surrounded by her closest friends and family and fought with great strength, leaving us with a certainty of her never-ending joy of living and whatever adventures lie ahead. She's a 90s icon. She was huge. She was such 90s icon. She was huge. She was such a big star. Do you remember the film she did with Tim Allen for Richer or Poorer? Do you remember that one?

That's the movie I was trying to think about. When they go Amish? Yes. I loved that film and that's the one where... That's the one that sticks out in my mind. Yeah, same here. It's such a great film. She was also a part of Drop Dead Gorgeous.

I mean, she was just in so many things. Sad news. Very sad news. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Brie Tomasell. You're welcome, guys. Just crossing in from LA. Brie and Clint. Brie's Psychic Radio.

It's back by unpopular demand. By no demand. Not even unpopular. There was no demand whatsoever. But this is a redemption round. Yeah. Because yesterday was a train wreck. I don't believe in your psychic abilities, but...

I mean, that's your opinion. No, no, no. What I dislike more than... I am sensing... What I dislike more than... I am sensing... What I dislike more than you pretending to be psychic is seeing you start to doubt yourself. And I feel like you're starting to doubt yourself. So I'm 100% on board today.

You are going to get this. You are going to guess somebody's Christmas present. Yeah. Okay, I've got a better plan today because I feel like I needed more structure because it was a bit too hard. Just like throw like anything out there in the world, whatever present that you want, I need a little bit more structure.

I feel like you do too. You know? It's all about, like any good psychic, it's all about what questions you ask first. Yeah, exactly. We have one spot left in Bree Psychic Radio. If you know what you want for Christmas and you would like to participate, call us now.

But Noah has already called. Hi, Noah. Hi, Noah. Hello. Noah, how old are you, my friend? Ten. Oh, see, that's already a great question because I know he's ten. So he's not going to want to, you know, a wine carafe, is he?

Do you want a wine carafe, Noah? No, thanks. I knew it. Okay, Noah. Talk to me, Noah. Powers of deduction from you. Because obviously, you know, Santa listens to ZM, 91 ZM, on the Slay radio. Slay all day. Slay all day. Noah, tell

me, what is the category that your present, you would say, lives in? Is it technology based? Is it toy? Foot in? Is it technology-based? Is it toy? Footwear. Is it what? Footwear. Footwear.

Footwear. Okay. You've given the psychic a hell of a head start there, Noah. Footwear. Okay. I know what he wants. Come on, you don't have to be psychic to know what Noah wants. What, he wants those skate, those... No.

Those roller skate shoes. No. You know what he wants. Birkenstocks those skate, those roller skate shoes. No. You know what he wants. Birkenstocks. No, not Birkenstocks. He's 10. Crocs. Noah, do you want Crocs for Christmas? Yes, you got it. She's on the board.

Wow, she's so psychic. Noah, you're legend. It's out there in the universe now. 100%, you're a legend. It's out there in the universe now. 100% you're getting crocs. No doubt in my mind. Thanks, Noah. Merry Christmas. Thank you.

Bye. Okay, bye. He's like, do I get some goddamn crocs or not? He's like, where's my crocs? You're on the board. Well done. Not really. You kind of fed me it.

Gina's here. In fact, we're going to put Gina back on hold. Gina, can you take us off speakerphone? Let's go to Stephanie. Hi, Stephanie. G'day, Steph. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks.

Now... Do you believe that Brie is psychic, Steph? Yeah, sure. Yeah, Steph. If she gives us what I want, she'll be psychic. Okay. All right, so I have to prove it to you. Pump the tyres. Yeah.

Oh, Steph. What letter does your present start with? I'd probably give it away, actually. You reckon? I mean, there's a lot of letters and there's a lot of presents. Do you want the first letter? First letter of the gift that you would like. Okay. B.

B. That gives nothing away unless you want a bra. B. What's a big thing that starts with... I've got a good question you could ask her. What's the question? What store would I purchase this B item from? Where would you buy this from, Steph?

A beauty. It's going into a beauty. A beauty store? A beauty. It's going into a beauty. A beauty store? Something like this. Yeah. Yeah. B. Now it's over to you and your psychic abilities.

Would you say like you buy it at like a makeup store? Well, no. It's more of an appointment-based. You want Botox for Christmas, Steph? Yes, Steph! Yes, Queen, you go, girl. How do you put Botox in a stocking? Does Santa just whack the syringes in there for you and you do it yourself?

Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, right. Or Santa just comes and jabs you in your sleep? You wake up really tight? Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, right. Or a virgin would be good. Or Santa just comes and jabs you in your sleep. You wake up really tight. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, they won't know that I'm smiling. Yeah. Thank you very much.

No worries. Santa's like, do you even appreciate the present? You're not smiling. It's out in the universe now, Steph. Good luck on your hunt for Botox. Two from two. Can you go all the way and guess what Gina wants for Christmas? G'day, Gina.

Hello. Hi. Can the present that you want, can it fit inside like a regular stocking? No. Definitely not. Definitely not. Definitely not. See, that tells me quite a lot.

Gina. Yes? Does the thing you want have wheels? No. Oh. Let's burn that out. Do you plug it into the wall? No.

Is it a physical thing or is it like an experience? Don't tell me it's fulfillment or something. It's kind of both. It's kind of both. It's kind of... Oh, it's got to be a jet ski then. No. No, that wasn't Bree's guess. That wasn't my guess.

It's kind of both. Gina? Yes? Do you want a baby? No. No, I've got two. I don't need any more. Fair enough, Gina.

That's the only thing I could think of. That's kind of both. What is it that you want for Christmas? I'm really intrigued now. What is it? A wakeboard. Oh, my God. You were so close with Jitski.

I was so close. Oh, why did you laugh so hard at Jitski? They're basically the same thing. Gina's like, I say Jitski, she's like, idiot. Stupid Jitski. Not Jitski. Oh, why did you laugh so hard at jet ski? They're basically the same thing. Gina's like, I say jet ski, she's like, idiot. Stupid, Gina. Not jet ski. No, no. Wait, wait.

How is a wakeboard kind of both? Because it's an adventure and it's, you know. That's true. It's like a hobby, but it's also a physical thing. I get what you're saying, Gina. It's so far from a baby. Gina, do you want a baby? It's like the opposite of a baby. Gina, do you want a baby? It's like the opposite of a baby.

Oh, well. Well, good luck. I hear Santa's elves have been working on perfecting their wakeboards. Gina, I guarantee you a wakeboard this Christmas, my friend. Oh, I really hope so. I guarantee it. Hey, pretty good today. I'm pretty good, not bad.

Much better than yesterday. How are you supposed to get a wake there? That was a hard one. I was close with jet skiing. What's something everyone seems to love but you just don't like? Yeah, you're like, what are you guys up to? This thing sucks. I feel this one deep in my bones.

Someone said, baths and spas, ew, human soup. I kind of get it. What about your own bath? What about a spa by yourself? It's your own flavour soup. They need to invent a spa. What flavour soup would you be? Miso.

Miso sweaty. Probably, eh? They need to invent a... Oh, I've just come up with my shark tank idea. A spa, but where fresh water is constantly coming into it and the old water is being taken away. Like a shower, but a spa. Yeah, that's a great idea,

especially when the environment is doing so well. Fee's here. Hi, Fee. Hi, Fee. Hi, Fee. Hello. Tell us, Fee, what's something that people love but you just don't like? Cows. Cows?

Cows? Yeah. Moo cows? Yeah, moo cows. You don't like cows? Cows are so cute. Yeah, they just, like, they genuinely, I feel like when they're looking at you, they're, like, looking into your your soul and they just really freak me

out. Do you like eating them? I don't eat them, but like they just, I don't know what it is. Like, and everyone's always like, oh, I look at the cows. You don't eat them and you don't want to meet them? No, no. Wow. Interesting one. Cows are very gentle souls,

I think. I don't, I think that, no. I just don't like them. Except for bulls. Stay away from bulls. Yeah, stay away from bulls. Okay, fair enough. We asked for it.

Thank you. Someone texted her and they said something most people like and I really don't. Sushi. Ew. Oh. I get the idea of sushi as yuck when you think about it. Like rice with, you know, like seaweed. I get the idea of sushi as yuck when you think about it.

Like rice with seaweed, raw fish. Someone else said, coriander literally ruins everything it touches. Yeah, we talked about that earlier though. That's genetics. I feel like that's also not... That's not an unpopular opinion. No, I feel like it's a 50-50. You either got the gene or you don't.

Speaking of coriander, that's very close to our next caller's name. Hi, Karina. Hi, Karina. Hi. Hi, how are you? Everybody loves it, but you're like, yuck, no thanks. What is it? I hate musicals.

All musicals? I kind of get it. All musicals. I just don't understand why people would sing their sentences. It makes no sense to me. What about family ones like The Lion King? No. No, you can't do it.

It's either a song or it's spoken. You don't combine them. You know what it is for me, Corinna, I think? Like, when I go to the theatre and I see a show, don't mind it. When it's in movie form, I'm like, I don't get it. What about Greatest Showman? Yeah, that one's okay. You don't like that one, Corinna?

Corinna's like, no. And I've never met anyone else who doesn't like musicals. So I think there's something wrong with me. No, there's nothing wrong with you. Have you seen Hamilton? Maybe you haven't seen the one for you yet. Maybe, maybe. Just don't see Les Mis

because there's no coming back from that. Someone else texted through and they said, I don't like alcohol. It all tastes like cough medicine. Isn't it weird when you think back to the first time you drank alcohol and you're like, you're like, this is yuck.

I don't like this at all. I remember the first time I had beer, I was like, yuck. You're like, why would you drink this? This is not as good as Sprite. And then like four beers in, you're like, this is wonderful. Vinny's here. Hi, Vinny. Hi, Vinny.

Hi, mate. How are you? Good, thanks. What's something people tend to love but you dislike? Chocolate. Chocolate. You don't like chocolate, Vinnie. Absolutely hate it.

You absolutely hate chocolate. Vinnie. Not even take it or leave it. You hate it. I hate it. I was a kid and I used to eat peanut slabs. Yeah. I ate it for one month every day.

Yeah. And I got sick of it. That was about 20 years ago. I got sick of it. I can't stand it anymore. Peanut slabs, the greatest bar of chocolate on the shelf, put you off chocolate altogether. So no chocolate cake, no chocolate cheesecake,

anything to do with chocolate. Vinny? No. Okay, this is where we really draw the line. What about Nutella? No. Oh, cut him off right now. Cut him off.

Wait, wait, wait. I don't want to know anymore. What about white chocolate? Oh, white chocolate's the't want to know anymore. What about white chocolate? Oh, white chocolate's the worst. Bernie, do you like white chocolate? Well, if it is once in a while, probably yes. But no. Like I went to a birthday on the weekend.

No. I only had a little spoonful of chocolate cake, but I was just, yeah. White chocolate? Oh, you're wasting your time A few more texts coming through Someone says, I don't like Christmas Oh wow Everyone else seems to love it

Okay, interesting Someone else said What a terrible time of year for you Yeah, not a great time of year Someone else said, I really can't stand balloons of any form I've heard of people having a balloon phobia It's like the squeakiness and the texture of them Yeah, it makes sense I've heard of people having a balloon phobia. It's like the squeakiness and the texture of them. Yeah, it makes sense. I've heard of a few people having that. Tomato sauce or any condiment I don't like.

My dad, that's my dad. Mary's here. Hi, Mary. Hi, Mary. You're the last one. Everybody loves it. You effing hate it. What is it? Pasta. No, seriously, hang up on her. Mary, no. Mary. Mary, seriously, hang up on her. No, Mary. No. Mary. Mary, you all right? I work at an Italian restaurant.

Mary. But I've never eaten it. I tried it and I just don't like it. Hey, Mary, you listen to me. You come into my house, I'll cook you the pasta, and you tell me you don't like it, okay? Yep. Can you imagine going into Mary's Italian? Wait, wait, wait.

No, wait, wait. Where do you live, Mary? Where do you live? Christchurch. Mary's scared. Mary's scared for her life. Yeah, because you think you're going to come and stab her with a stick of spaghetti. I'm not telling you.

You crazy old. Can you imagine you go into Mary's Italian restaurant, and they're like, what's good here? And Mary's like, definitely don't have the pasta. Whatever you do, don't have the pasta. Mary, I'm going to make it my life mission that next time I'm in Christchurch, I'm going to cook you an authentic Italian pasta

and you're going to love it. Rightio. Right, deal. Lock it in. Mary's going into witness protection to stay away from you. Mary's like, please never call me again. Free and Clint. Prepare to be satisfied, New Zealand.

Prepare to be substantially satisfied. I'm so excited for this. By words. Yep. Think of it as like ASMR. ASMR? ASMR. ASMR? ASMR. ASMR.

Yeah. Just with word form. These, we believe, are words that are satisfying to say. It came up randomly yesterday and we all realised that we all have words in our vocab that we really enjoy saying. Also just satisfying to listen to as well. Yeah. Like to the ear. Yeah.

You know, satisfying to say and to listen to as well. Yeah. Like to the ear. Yeah. You know, satisfying to say and to listen to. They have a way, they feel nice in your mouth. What are they called? I wonder if there's like a word for it. We're going to do some and then we're going to try and use you guys to, you know, take that satisfaction to the next level and provide some more. Okay.

When you're ready, Bree, let us know the most satisfying word you know. I mean, I can't pick one. I've got quite a few. I've got a few too. Okay, well, just get us started. I'm going to kick it off with a very strong one. Serendipitous. Serendipitous is a beautiful word.

Look at Ella's face. She really liked that one. You like that? Plenty more where that came from. Yeah, that was really nice. I'd like to throw one in there. Yep. Luminescent.

Luminescent. Luminescent or luminescence. Yes. Yeah, take it to the next level with the since. Now this word is nice to say, but don't rip me out. It's, yeah, take it to the next level with the synths. Now, this word is nice to say, but don't rip me out. Just the word syphilis. No, Ella.

No. Okay. No. Ella. I just mean the word. It's like me coming on here and going, guys, hear me out. Gonorrhea. All right, fine.

I'm looking at the word, not the meaning. Hippopotamus? No, you're on stand down for a minute. I feel like you... You're on a word time out. Guys, what about hippopotamus? Okay, I'm going to control Z there. Claude, satisfying words. Sorry.

Arithmetic. Oh! Come on! It hits us with the four syllable. Hit me with your arithmetic stick. Hit me with your arithmetic stick. Hit me with your arithmetic. Fluff.

All right, guys. Fluff. Ella. Turn my mic off. I'm done. What it, guys? What about, I'm going to hit you with a big one. Stroganoff.

Stroganoff, to me, is almost an onomatopoeia because it's the name of the food and I feel like it's the name of what it does too. Like I feel like a stroganoff strogs. Stroganoff. It sounds like the sound that the meal makes. It's a great word. When I'm eating it.

Such a good word. Stroganoff. Stroganoff. Stroganoff. Stroganoff. Stroganoff. Just like to drip into your ears with the word precipitation. Precipitation. Precipitation. Is that too harsh?

Precipitation is rain, by the way. Precip. Precip. That pip in the middle could be. I'll put it on the maybe pile. But quite nicely. It's not as bad as syphilis, though. Hear me out. Yeah, no, definitely not.

What about plethora? Oh, yeah, that's nice. That is quite nice. Plethora. It sounds soft. Does it sound soft to you guys? Plethora. It's like a pillow. Plethora. Ella, would. Does it sound soft to you guys? Plethora. It's like a pillow.

Plethora. Ella, would you like a third chance? Okay. This one I like. Stockings. It feels nice in my mouth. You suck at this game. None of your words are nice.

I was thinking about this on the way to work, and I was really trying. I've Googled a few. Here's what the internet says. These are the most satisfying words to say. Labyrinth. Labyrinth is good. Incendiary.

Nah. Nah. No? That sounds like dysentery. Okay. Cineous. Is there a word that's like cineous? Infatuation. Okay. Yeah, it's okay. You just don't like it because it's got fat in there. Yeah, I don't like that word. Let's get rid of it.

Incandescent. It's hard because I don't know what they mean. Yeah, they're too fancy. Incandescent is one way to talk about electric lamps in your living room. Superfluous word. Superfluous. That's good. Superfluous.

Sequoia. Sequoia. Sequoia is a great word. I've got a good one. Yeah? Soliloquy. I was going to say that one. I think you might have just taken us to climax.

That is, whoa. Oh, that was great. Okay, it's time to throw it out to the people and ask, what words are we missing? What are the other most satisfying words to say? Share them with us this afternoon. We would love to hear them coming out of your mouth. Brydon has one to add to the list.

Hi, Brydon. Hi, Brydon. I'm sorry, I've just thought of one as well. Is that all right? Yeah, go for it, Brydon. So I've got synergy and hallucination. Oh, yeah, synergy. Synergy is a've got synergy and hallucination. Oh, yeah. Synergy.

Synergy is a great one. Hallucination. Hallucination. Yeah, I like both those. Are we gravitating towards words with a ss, isn't it? Is that where we're going? Kind of. Maybe there's something in there.

Yeah. What are your thoughts on the word babaganush, Brydon? I don't know. Sorry. Yeah, Baba Ganoush. Does it feel good? All you've got to know, does it feel good? Say it out loud for us.

Baba Ganoush. Oh, it feels amazing, doesn't it? Yeah, Braden. Okay, thank you, Braden. Now you're on board. Someone texted through a few more words. Maloolaba. I think there's a lot of Australian

places that feel quite nice to say. Yeah. Wagga wagga. I was about to say wagga wagga. Cronulla. No, not Cronulla. Oh, right. Canungra? Canungra is nice. Canungra. Nikki's here. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki.

Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Nikki, what is the word that brings you pleasure when you say it? Okay, it's not a fancy one, but it's a beauty. It's banana. Banana. It's that mmm sound. You sound like a minion. You've got to say it slowly.

It gives it the effect. Banana. Not bad. It's a simple slowly. It gives us the effect. Banana. Not bad. It's a simple one. It's an everyday word. It's one kids can get the hang of early too. Banana. Someone texted through.

What about the word discombobulated? Oh, that is a great word. That's a fantastic one. Is that our first? Discombobulated. That's our first six syllable. It's a long one. It's a long one.

Yeah. What about discombobulation? Oh, that's only six as well. Discombobulating. It's a long one. It's a long one. Yeah. What about discombobulation? Oh, that's only six as well. Discombobulating. That's a good one. Someone texted through. Voluptuous. That's a good word.

Conjures up. Imagery, that one. Debauchery. Debauchery. Gillian's here. Hi, Gillian. Hi, Gillian. Hi there.

Welcome to our weird and wonderful world of trying to find the world's most satisfying words to say. What have you got for us? Mine's not such a happy meaning word, but I love the word insidious. Insidious. Yeah. Kind of like obsidian.

Yeah, it's proceeding in an inconspicuously or seemingly harmless way, where in fact it's actually with grave effect. Insidious is quite a dark word. It is, but I just love it. Insidious. Don't mind it. Thanks, Gillian.

Someone texted through. What about onomatopoeia? I like the word onomatopoeia. Boomshakalaka. No, not boomshakalaka. I like that one, yep. Blair, welcome to our weirdest break yet. We're trying to find the most satisfying words to say.

Do you have one for us? I absolutely do. It's interesting that you've mentioned the repeated S sounds, your assonance. Yes. You've mentioned an otomatopoeia. I have an example of both, but I'm going to need you both and the producers in the office to close

your eyes. Everyone at home, close your eyes as well. Not if you're driving. Not if you're driving. I want you to imagine that you're walking through a forest, the wind whistling through the trees, the gentle rustling of leaves, the soft

shimmering sound of a babbling brook nearby. You have just experienced susurration. Oh. Susurration. Oh, put a towel down. My God. Susurration.

So you just, you just, you, you, you, you provided us susurration while explaining the word susurration. Yeah. Well, I, real respect real. You know, one media professional to another. Kind of sounds like resuscitation. Blair, congrats. I was just going to say,

it sounds like Clint might have needed some resuscitation after having to put that towel down. I need a little bit, yeah, yeah. Blair, I think... I need a bit of defibrillation. I think I'm pregnant with your baby. Thanks, Blair. What a wonderful way to round out the most satisfying words to say.

I forgot the word. What was it? Susurration. Susurration. Thanks, Blair. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time for a Tuesday. This is where we take your birthdays and then we pop them into a system and it figures out what was number one on your 16th birthday and then we'll play one of them out in full. Let's start with Katie. Kia ora, Katie. G'day, Katie. Kia ora.

How are you, mate? Oh, pretty good. Pretty good. Scale of one to ten, How are you, mate? Oh, pretty good. Pretty good. Scale of one to ten, where would you be sitting? Maybe eight. Jeez, an eight? I'm going to have to go to the office tomorrow, you know. Eight's good.

I'll take an eight. An eight is high. You done your Christmas shopping yet, Katie? Yep, all done. Oh, mate. Yeah, nice. You're killing it. No wonder you're an eight.

Yeah. Absolutely. Well, let's cap you off with a birthday b. No wonder you're an eight. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, let's cap you off with a birthday banger and take you to a tin. What's your birthday? 7th of January, 1983. Right, Katie, that means you were 16 in 1999. And on your birthday, your 16th, this was number one. Huge.

Katie, how do you feel about Shell? That is a banger. That is a banger. She basically invented autotune on this album. Yeah, pretty much this song was like one of the first songs

really out in the world to use autotune. She's got a great one. Let's go to Brianna. Kia ora Brianna. G'day Brianna. Brianna or Brianna? Brianna. Brianna. I always ask because I'm a Brianna you're a Brianna and

let's call the whole thing off shall we? Brianna what's your birthday mate? 25th of November, 2000. All right, that means you were 16 in 2016. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Ooh. Oh, boy.

Loved me some Rag and Bone, man. He's so good. That's an unlikely banger, Brianna. I really like it. Are you into it? Yeah, I like it. Yeah. It's a great song. Okay.

Yeah, it's a good one for you, Brianna. Okay, it's very rare that you like a birthday banger post-2015. I just haven't heard it for a long time either. We'll do one more for Tracey. Kia ora, Tracey. G'day, Tracey. Hi. How's your day been, Trace?

Good. You done all your Christmas shopping yet? No. Yeah, neither, Tracey. You going to do that on Christmas Eve? Probably. Yeah, nice. No, Tracey, don't do it to yourself.

No, that's when the real bargains are out there. It's torture, Tracey. Anyway, we'll give... Christmas unboxing day. Yeah, yeah, yeah't do it to yourself. No, that's when the real bargains are out there. It's torture, Tracey. Anyway, we'll get... Christmas on Boxing Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Hey, Tracey, what's your birthday? 17th of November, 1986.

Right, that means you were 16 in 2002. And back on that date in 2002, this would have been number one. Vintage Christina and Dirty. Is that a bit of you, Tracy? No, not really. Doesn't sum you up? No, Kenny Rogers is me. Oh, a bit of Kenny Rogers.

Well, being 16 in 2002, I think you were pushing shit uphill to get Kenny Rogers, but I like... in 2002, I think you were pushing shit uphill to get Kenny Rogers. But I like your confidence. It's like cheese and chalk, Christina Aguilera and Kenny Rogers. But hey, I love a bit of Xtina. Three great songs today. For me, it's probably between Rag and Bone Man and Cher.

I feel like that Rag and Bone Man song could be quite good. I'm only human after all. I'm what you bring. Or do we play the good bit? Well, that's the reason. I'm going to vote Rag and Bone Man. You vote whatever you want. If we have to go to split, we'll go to split. You know, I like to keep it

dirty. Christina Aguilera for me, please. Not what I was expecting. Today we'll throw the split vote to Ella. Ella, what's the winner? Rag and Bone Man, Christina Aguilera for me, please. Not what I was expecting. Today we'll throw the split vote to Ella. Ella, what's the winner? Rag and Bone Man, Christina Aguilera, or Cher? For the first time in a while, I'll go with Brie. Dirty. Yeah.

Quite good. Dirty race. Yep. Okay. Whatever that was. Tracy, you just won birthday banner. Congratulations. Congratulations.

Thank you. All good. Oh, this is a good throwback. Tracy, you just won birthday banner. Congratulations. All good. Oh, this is a good throwback. Dirty rice? Blue Bulls drag race reference. Oh, okay. I've never heard that lyric in there. Brian Clint's in him.

Brian Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint, Christina Aguilera's Dirty, which is, um, what? I feel like I was just possessed by the spirit of Xtina. You had a lot going on over there, didn't you? I can just picture how ugly my face would look throughout that whole thing. Don't worry, we've got the video. We've got footage. No, I don't need to watch it back. I already know. Ella, were the cameras rolling on that?

Oh, yeah. That's going on TikTok. That song, by the way. Not even wearing a proper yeah. That's going on TikTok. That song, by the way... I'm not even wearing a proper bra. That's not going to be good for anyone. Neither was she in the music video, okay? My God, am I Christina Aguilera from 2002? Is there any back on those jeans?

There is no arse in these jeans. These are arseless jeans. That song's 20 years old, the way Just to ruin your youth I still remember where I was When I heard that song on the radio For the first time At the arseless chaps store Duh

Buying some more Because I knew they were Going to go through the roof You know the weird thing about Arseless chaps is What? All chaps are arseless That's what makes them chaps

Why do people call them arseless chaps? Why do they redefine them? It's like they're trying to Upsell you on something that already exists. Do you think it's because you're meant to obviously wear pants under chaps and if you're not wearing pants then they're arseless chaps? Well, that's pantless chaps. Yeah. Weird.

Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone but there is a shortage of a popular item coming this Christmas. Okay, is this something that will be on a lot of our lists? Like, is this something you think that a lot of ZM listeners are hoping to purchase for their loved ones this Christmas? It's hard to tell. It's an item that you usually have for celebrations. Oh, okay. I know celebrations. Oh, okay. Oh. I know what, oh, okay.

You know, Christmas celebration. Celebration, yeah. Some people will be wanting to buy this item. I can confirm that this festive season, it is going to be quite hard to find champagne. Haven't we been through enough? Haven't we dealt with enough? What else are they going to take?

Oh, mate. It says here increase in demand, which has coincided. So this is a terrible storm of things with a low production year in the French region of Champagne, has made for a very, very low stock this festive season. What's it say about our Italian Prosecco? Can we still get that? There's no word on the Prosecco yet. Because what a great substitute.

But wine sellers are encouraging people to look at lesser known and local versions. What does it say on there about Lindau Phrase? Lindau Brut? It's weird. Lindau Special Reserve. Special Occasion Lindau Special Reserve. It's not mentioned on here.

Some of the brands that are mentioned, you want to know? Yeah. Here we go. I'm going to butcher all of these. You ready? Popular labels like Bollinger, Verve, Mowi could be affected as the global surge pretty much affects all those brands. Spumante?

What's it say about Spumante on there? Not on the list. Right. I mean, I think they discontinued that about two years ago. Spew-mantay. If you've got a bottle, it's vintage now. Oh, yeah, mate. You could sell it.

As long as it's been in your cellar, it's good to go. You could sell it for at least eight bucks now. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's a new Dean Lewis song. It's called How Do I Say Goodbye. That song is about Dean Lewis's father who was diagnosed with cancer. Aww. Has his father passed away?

I don't actually know. I'm trying to look. It says the doctors gave him a 25% chance of living past a year. Should we have a look? Yeah. Well, I mean, that's so crap. You've got a 25% chance of living past one year. Wouldn't you just be like, sweet, can you just give me the right diagnosis up front?

Well, they can't, that's the thing. It's pretty like, I don't know, wishy-washy. Because Dean Lewis, he's had a few other hits, hasn't he? Dean Lewis's father is not dead yet this article says. Oh good on him fighting the good fight. Either way that song will be

emotional for a lot of people who are dealing with cancer in their family so it's a beautiful song and I hope that isn't too triggering for a lot of people. He had some

big hits actually. He's had a couple of big hits. Yeah he had this one. The most Australian Mate In the middle of a song Because normally I always find it so fascinating

How you don't really hear accents In songs You hear that accent I hear that accent In that but not in his new one as much No no no You know what I mean Isn't that funny

Like Lewis Capaldi You can Like hear his accent, but that's because his talking accent is so fuck. You know? There's no mistaking Lewis Capaldi's accent, no. I always find it so interesting that, yeah, you can't really hear accents in music. Have a great night, everybody.

We're going to catch you back tomorrow, where I'm sure it'll be a great day. We'll see you then for a hop day, everybody. We're going to catch you back tomorrow, where I'm sure it'll be a great day. We'll see you then for a hot day, baby. Bye. Bye.