ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 6th June 2024

Episode Date: June 6, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brian Clint. Thanks to KFC. Try the new Korean barbecue double down today. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Danny, Bree and Clint.

Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint show on the day of the very fancy New Zealand Radio Awards. Yeah, it is super fancy. It's where radio people all look their best. They've been to the panel beaters. They've had some work done. On the radio face. On the radio faces. On the face for radio. Exactly. They've been to the panel beaters. They've had some work done. On the radio face. On the radio faces. On the face for radio. Exactly. They've had the spray tans to get the rigs looking top notch.

If you follow a few radio stations or radio presenters on Instagram, you'll see a lot of self-congratulating photos going up online today. You know. Congratulations to us. Yeah. For how good we look. Yeah. I didn't even think

about the awards part I thought it just meant like it's mainly on how good everyone looks yeah yeah yeah yeah and with the classic and we make no apologies

and everyone will post this exact caption don't scrub up too bad do we for radio folk everyone's gonna put that on their photos and then you can comment underneath it.

Get it, girl. Slay. Slay. Hot mama. Eat it. Yeah, she ate. She ate it hard. If you could put all of those comments under mine and Bree's pictures,

we'd appreciate it. Hey, fun show on the way for you. Human Shazam coming up. But we're going to rip into a tradie-verse lady to start the show. Yeah, if you want to play, we've got a whole bunch of stuff up for grabs, all thanks to the Tool Shed, so you can call us now. Bree and Clint. Time for a round

of Tradie vs Lady. It's the Tradie vs Lady! Thanks to the Tool Shed, Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradies. The ladies continue to pull away in this year's game of Tradie versus Lady, cracking the 50 at the start of the week.

What will happen today, though? Let's go live to our lady first. She's an Ashburton. She's 47 years old and she's a mum to three boys. Please welcome to the show, Amy. G'day, Amy. Hi. Who's your favourite out of the three?

Oh, oh. You don't have to name them. Depends on the day. Oh, that's a good answer, Amy. I was going to say oldest, middle or youngest, but horses for courses, I guess. Yeah, it depends on the day. That's a great answer. I like it.

You're taking on our tradies today from Christchurch. They're 24 and they fainted just as he was paying for McDonald's once. Welcome to the show, Cameron. Hi, Cameron. Yeah? You didn't hit your head, did you, Cam? I fell just completely straight back and landed on the ground. No one caught you?

Was that so? No one actually stepped in to catch you? Not that I know of. I was blacked out for it, so. Was it at the end of a big night? No, I was 15 at the time, and I was at the Palms Shopping Mall, and I know of. I was blacked out for it, so. Was it at the end of a big night? No, I was 15 at the time, and I was at the Palms Shopping Mall, and I just ordered,

and just as I went to go swipe my card, I fainted. Jeez. Oh, no, that's so scary. Hopefully they got your soft serve ice cream. Oh, when I came back, too, they gave me my order that I ordered, so. Oh, lovely.

Don't know if you guys saw, but I caught someone fainting one time. Did you? On TV. Oh, on Treasure Island. know if you guys saw, but I caught someone fainting one time. Did you? On TV. Maddie McLean. Oh, on Treasure Island. Yeah, that's right. That was the highlight of my year.

I feel like Maddie McLean faints at the drop of a hat, though. But I was still there to catch him. Cam, your buzzer is tradie. Ash, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash and a prize from our mates at the tool shed today. Good luck, guys. Here comes question number one. Who invented the colour wheel?

Was it Alexander Graham Bell, Sir Isaac Newton or Beethoven? Brady. Yes, Cameron. Beethoven? No. Worth a guess. Amy? Well, I forgot the option.

Isaac Newton or Alexander Graham Bell? Let's go Bell. Bell? No. No, he forgot the option. Isaac Newton or Alexander Graham Bell? Let's go Bell. Bell? No. No, he invented the telephone. It was Sir Isaac Newton invented the colour wheel. No points there. Question number two.

What three simple toppings would you find on a margarita pizza? Amy. Yes, Amy. Cheese, tomato, sauce. Yeah, the tomato is the sauce. Have you got one more in there for us maybe? One other thing you'd find on a margarita specifically? Cheese, tomato, sauce.

You want a free guess, Cameron? The last thing, spinach? No. Right colour, wrong vegetable. We're looking for basil. Yeah. No points there, guys. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Amy. Yes, Amy. Kylie Minogue. Well done. She's on the board. Nice work. One to the ladies.

Question number four. Which bodily systems would you primarily be in charge of fighting off the common cold? The what system? Yes, Amy? That's a really hard question. Not when you know... The respiratory system?

No. Oh, they're not bad. Cameron, you want to guess? I wouldn't have a clue. system? No. Oh, they're not bad. Cameron, you want to guess? Um, I wouldn't have a clue. The immune system. That's the one. Alright, no points there. Question number five.

The platypus is native to which country? Australia. Yes, Cameron. Australia? It is Australia. I like how he said his answer as a question. Australia? Nice work. You're on the board. We're one apiece and I'm making the executive decision.

This is for the win, guys. Here we go. Question number six. Can any of you name the five senses? Amy. Amy's in quick. Auditory. Yes. Visual. Yes. Sensory. Amy's in quick So Auditory Yes Visual

Yes Sensory No Senses Senses Yeah these are senses We're asking you to name all five senses Name the five senses

You've got Sight Hearing What are the other three? Smell Yeah Yep Touch Yep One more Okay She got it the other three. Smell. Yeah. Yep. Touch.

Yep. One more. Okay. She got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. It's a tough day on the tools, but you, Amy, have taken it out.

You get 50 bucks cash and a prize pack. Thanks to our mates at The Tool Shop, your one-stop shop for power tools, hand tools, and ear tools. Thanks, Amy. Fabulous. Thank you very tools. Thanks, Amy. Fabulous. Thank you very much. Bree and Clint. When you move countries, I feel like you over time learn that the words you call things aren't always the same in each country.

Yeah, you had to learn that, didn't you? And I keep learning, you know, because obviously I grew up in Australia, so we have names for certain things. I'm trying to think of the bigger ones that we've come across with you. There's a few. I mean, there's ones that we already know. Oh, you got a weird word for tinfoil? You call it alfoil or something?

Alfoil. Alfoil. Like aluminium foil? Yeah, yeah. Alfoil. Oh, that makes so much sense. Yeah. And then like, obviously there's the obvious ones, like you guys say chili bin, we say

esky. You guys say jandals, we say thongs. Which one that was quite interesting to me though is you guys say togs. And in Australia, if you're a Queenslander like me, we call them togs as well. But the rest of the country doesn't. What do they call them, bathers? Bathers or swimsuit or cosy. But in Queensland, we call them? Bathers? Bathers or swimsuit or cosy. Cosy. Yeah, but in Queensland

we call them togs. There was a video that I came across recently and I have noticed this one since living in New Zealand for like six or seven years. I noticed it and I've conformed to what you guys call this thing. Oh yeah.

But this girl who is an Aussie talked about what I've always called it and known this thing. Oh, yeah. But this girl who is an Aussie, like, talked about what I've always called it and known this thing to be. Oh, my God. I need to know what it is. So I'm going to play the audio. Yeah. And then we can discuss what you guys call it and what we call it.

Sure. When I'm around people or if I, like, ask a friend to grab me one or even my husband, I call it a face cloth or a face towel. I have never called it that in my life when, like, referencing to my sisters or my parents. In my little family unit, this is called a washer. This is a washer. And only, like, when I grew up, I realised no one else calls it that.

I don't call it a washer and I don't call it a face cloth either. In my family, it's a washer. It's a washer. Always has been. What's about the small square towel? The little towel. Yeah, that you use for your face. Men use it as an exfoliator.

Yeah. But I know for a fact in this country, in most of New Zealand, you guys call it a flannel. Yeah, flannel. Yeah. Which, it gets confusing for me then because I've started – I call it a flannel now. Yeah.

But for me, a flannel is also a shirt. Yeah, like a plaid shirt. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Australia, a flannel is a plaid shirt. That's what it is. So then I'm like, wait, I get confused, but you guys call it a flannel A. We call a flannel a flannel, and we call a flannel a flannel shirt.

A flannel shirt. Yeah. Is that fair, Claudia? Do you agree with that? No, I don't think so. I call it a washcloth. No, sorry, a facecloth. A facecloth.

A facecloth. I would understand if you said flannel. I would know what you meant, the little square towel. And I'd understand what you meant if you said facecloth. Yeah, and flannel shirt. I'd say, why are you being fancy about it? Yes, I'll get you a flannel. I would know what you meant, the little square towel. And I'd understand what you meant if you said face cloth. I'd say, why are you being fancy about it? Yes, I'll give you a flannel. A fancy lady. Ella?

Flannel. Flannel. I've looked up a few different things online. These are the different things that people call the little towel around the world. A washer. Wash cloth. Wash cloth, yeah. Face cloth.

Flannel. And in Japan, a tofuki. A tofuki! A tofuki. I'm going to go with tofuki. Tofuki's the coolest, eh? It's going to really confuse my children. We thought this afternoon, for old time's sake, and to have a bit of a bitch and a moan, we would bring back a Brian Clint classic called

That Don't Impress A Me Much. That don't impress a me much. Where we use our Lord and Saviour Shania Twain. She is our Jesus. Yeah. To have a good old complain about some things that don't really, really don't impress us. Just little things that really tick you off.

Yeah. You can do this so you can text us yours in if you've got any. Yeah, we'd love to hear from you. But I'm keen to kick it off with one which is a hark back to the long weekend that we just had. Gotcha. Okay, and to do with the traffic as well. Okay. So you're going to use the passing lane,

even though the traffic is all backed up, and you getting in the passing lane just means there's another lane of backed up traffic, and then at the end of it, we're just going to have to merge back into one lane, which is going to make the traffic go even slower. Just stay in the same lane. Just stay in the same lane. You're not going to get anywhere. Stay in your lane.

Stay in your lane. Stupid egg. Anyway, it doesn't have to be anywhere. Stay in your lane. Stay in your lane. Stupid egg. Anyway, it doesn't have to be that long or in-depth or impassioned, but anybody else want to give it a go? I'll give it a go. All right, Claude. Come on, Claude. You think you're special?

Oh, well, you think you're something worse. Okay, so we ran a 100-metre race race five days ago and I came dead last and I think I'm the only one who's still sore. Are you still sore? Yeah, I think I hurt myself. Oh no. That's why you lost though, eh? Yeah, I'm just a bit tired.

You got injured in the first 50. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pulled the hammy and it was all over. Ella. Oh, I've got it. Okay. So you're hosting an event. You have a microphone, but you have a microphone,

so you yell into the microphone, even though the purpose of the microphone is to amplify your voice and you're yelling into the microphone. She says yelling into a microphone. Yeah, a little bit ironic. All the irony. A little bit ironic. All the irony. That's my word.

Someone teach them. All right, Brie. All right. Okay. So I totally forgot to pay my road toll a few weeks ago and then the notice gets sent to my last address because I haven't changed my address yet. So I didn forgot to pay my road toll a few weeks ago and then the notice gets sent to my last address because I haven't changed my address yet so I didn't get the notice.

So then it starts incurring a fee and then it's incurred multiple weeks of fees and then I finally get the notice and have to pay a massive fine. You know what's so annoying? It's like this was when we were in Todauranga for the binge-a-thon. Yeah. And I was like, don't forget, don't forget to pay.

You know what's even more annoying? Your friend lives at your old address and could have just given you the letter and said, hey, there's a letter here for you from NZTA. Play it again. Play it again. Play it again. Play it again. Okay. So one of my good friends moved into my last address and still didn't give me all the mail that was getting sent there. I feel better.

That's Hosier on ZM It's Too Sweet That's the song we're singing tomorrow for Friday Okay God help us Honestly I think I did quite good You all Mate

You always think You always say to me You always come in and you go I killed that Really do I Mate Because you have the confidence Yeah

Of a natural born singer Yeah I'm not saying you've got the talent of a natural born singer. Yeah. I'm not saying you've got the talent of a natural born singer, but you've got the confidence. But if you have the confidence, that's all that matters. Oh, mate. Because as long as you think it's good. My confidence is at an all-time low.

Anyway, you can hear us doing Hosea at 5 o'clock tomorrow on ZM. Or skip it, whatever you decide. There's a list that Unilad, do you remember that website Unilad? Yeah. It was like Unilad and Ladbible. Yeah. And they've actually done a list where they've scored what they believe are the 25 most popular movies with the best twists.

Oh, yeah, that sounds like a Unilad list. Yeah. I don't expect that on Unilad or BuzzFeed. Yeah, Unilad or Buzzfeed. Yeah, Unilad or Buzzfeed either or. But they reckon that these plot twists are some of the best that they've seen

in popular movies. I'm excited to see if I've seen these movies. Well, let's see if you've seen any of them. So they rated each of the movies, the plot twists, they rated it out of 100. Yeah. And I've got the top six here for you. Yeah.

So coming in at number six, it's an oldie but a goodie. It's Psycho. Ding, ding, ding, ding. The shower scene. Have you seen it? No. You've never seen the movie Psycho? No.

Are you a Psycho? No, I'm just kidding. That got rated 79.5 for its plot twist. Okay, yep. And I'm not going to tell you what the plot twist is. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. No, is that Norman Bates? The Bates Motel?

Is that Psycho? Yes. Oh, then yeah, I've seen it and I know the plot twist. Okay. Yeah, that's a classic. Good. Okay, number five. We went to the film set at Universal Studios.

Yes, we did. Yeah, we did. Okay, cool. I'm on board. Yeah, number five. We went to the film set at Universal Studios. Yes, we did. Yeah, we did. Okay. Cool. I'm on board. I'm one for one, man. It's all coming back. All coming back to him now.

Number five. Best plot twist according to the Unilad team. The usual suspects. All right. You all know the drill. When your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given. Understand? Number one, step forward. Never say phrase you've been given. Understand? Number one, step forward.

Never seen it. Is that Mark Wahlberg? No, it seems like quite an old film. I haven't seen it, so I can't comment. Okay. But that got a rating out of 80% for its plot twists. If you're looking for movies. Plot twist?

Neither of us have seen it. Neither of us. I've never even heard of it, so that's not good. Number four, Star Wars. The Empire Strikes Back. Neither of us. I've never even heard of it, so that's not good. Number four, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back. Ah, yeah. Got a rating of 84% for the plot twist in that film. That'd be the bit where he's just dead. Oh, that makes sense.

Yeah. Luke. That'll be the ultimate plot twist. I am your father. Yes. Oh, yeah. Of course it's got to be in there. Yep.

Number three, I have seen this film, Interstellar, with Matthew McConaughey. Got a rating of 84.7%. I'm trying to remember what the twist was. Me too. There's that bit where he's looking through and he can see back into the normal dimension. He's like, no, no.

I kind of got lost. Yeah. Like I went to the fifth dimension in that movie. Fair enough, no. I kind of got lost. Yeah. Like I went to the fifth dimension in that movie. Fair enough, I think. Yeah. Okay, yeah, number three. Number three. Number two, I have seen this film.

And to be honest, I remember, it's been a long time since I've seen it, but I remember when I watched it, it blew my freaking mind at the end. I know what it's going to be. It's like sense. Shutter Island. Oh.

If you ever love me, Dolores, please stop talking. With Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got a great plot twist at the end. Number one, Clint's already said it, it's The Sixth Sense. No, no, no, build it up. People don't know. The Sixth Sense!

It is a great plot twist. It's an excellent plot twist. Like, if you haven't seen it... The only thing is... Like, if someone tells you that part... It ruins it. There's no point in watching the movie at all. Nah, it ruins the whole film.

If someone tells you the plot twist to Sixth Sense, which 20 years on, we still won't ruin for you. No, we're not going to ruin it. But, yeah, great plot twist. Other honourable mentions that were in the list? Fight Club, Saw, the first one. Have you seen any of these? I've seen Fight Club, yeah.

There is a great plot twist in Saw number one. Be too scary for you, don't watch it. It sounded like you were going to say another one. You did like an upward inflection. Oh, another one. Orphan. Seven. Gone Girl.

Oh, Seven is a good one. Get Out. That's a new one that's on the list. All right. There you go. There's some plot twists for you. Brian Clint. Behind the scenes, you won't be aware of this

because it's very much an us thing, but let's go public with it. We're trying to convince Ross that he should buy us walking pads to have here in the studio. Not treadmills, just these little pads that we can, because we sit on our butts and we stand at these microphones the whole day. We get fat and lazy.

It's a matter of, you know, our health. Physical health. Physical health. Mental health. Mental health. Spiritual health I think you just need to buy us the walking mats Ross Because it's going to be better for everyone

I sent him a link to some the other day How much? They're only $7.99 each $7.99 Holy smokes We'll have those things for ages And we'll use them for at least a week You can claim it on GST

It's a write off It's a tax write off We'll have those things for ages and we'll use them for at least a week. You can claim it on GST. Totally. You know? Put it on... It's a write-off. It's a tax write-off. Totally. Yeah. Think about the number of six days you'll save from us being so healthy. Anyway, coincidentally, I saw this today that The Herald had published a bunch of tips from

a fitness expert and walking coach. You know you can get a walking coach? A walking coach. They've explained why walking, just walking, not running, not jogging, not aerobics, not Pilates, just walking has so many benefits for your health. I mean, I have been saying this for a number of years, haven't I? Number one, raises your heart rate, making you breathe faster. Yep.

That's aerobic fitness. Good on the joints. Well, yeah, it's low impact on the joints. Much better on the joints than running. Number two, it improves your bone density. Oh. Makes your bones grow stronger which prevents them

from breaking. That's good. Stops you from getting osteoporosis. That's that thing where when you get old you start shrinking. Yeah, I can stop eating

a tub of yogurt if I just go for a walk. Yeah. You know, I'm eating a tub of yogurt a day. Are you? To try and combat the osteoporosis.

You're eating those Kelsey Yums too, eh? They're mostly sugar. They're delicious. Number three, you can walk yourself happier and healthier. Studies show that even short bursts of walking boost your mood. We all know that. That's why we all went on

those hot girl walks during COVID. I mean, that is true, but I would argue not in wintertime. Really? When it's raining. No, not when it's raining. But when it's crisp out there and you put your puffer jacket on. Yeah, but see, let me explain to you what happens when you're a dog owner because you've never owned a dog.

Yeah. Walking becomes quite a chore. And there's times where you have to go out in the rain. That's fine. That's fine. Walking pad for the dog as well. That's a great idea. Walking pad for you, walking pad for the dog.

Update that email to Ross. These are the six reasons why your boss should get you a walking pad and our boss should get us a walking pad. It protects your brain, helps you sleep better, which means your brain is healthier. Which means you're more well-rested. I find I do sleep very well. If I hit my 10,000 steps for the day, I find I do sleep very well.

It's true. Number five, you start to stand taller. Your posture improves. I need that. Yeah. I look like Quasimodo these days. Did you know that if you have better posture, you are perceived as younger? People see you.

There's an optical illusion that happens. They see you as younger and healthier. And your chuzzies look bigger. And your chuzzies look bigger. Which, I mean, look, this is my chuzzies like this. Yeah. And then my chuzzies. You know what?

It brings your chuzzies up about 15 centimetres. It does. My chuzzies look at least 25 when I stand up straight. And number six, this one's not directed at you or anything. It's good for weight loss. Why did you have to say that part at the start, though? No, no, I just didn't want you to think. No, but why?

If you had said nothing, I wouldn't have thought it was about me. Oh, really? Yeah. But now that you've preempted it and said that before. Well, I kind of felt that I needed to because the bad posture one was directed at you. Can you? Yeah, right. Right, gotcha. So I just needed to differentiate between you. Can you? Yeah, right. Right, gotcha.

So I just needed to differentiate between them. Yeah. Hold on. I'm just going to send another email to Ross. Yeah. Clint is a wanker. That's just on top of that email we've sent him about the walking pads. Tell him I'll pay for half my walking pads.

Okay, cool. Sweet. Bree and Clint. Look, I opened up very bravely of me last week and revealed to everybody that I ripped my pants. You opened up indeed a pair of pants. I opened up the back of my pants, split from the bottom of my butt crack to the top of my butt crack

in my Levi's 501s. Is this the first time you've ever split a pair of pants? You're acting like this is the first time you've ever done it. No, I've split a pair of pants in the crotch before, in that pressure zone. I've never split a pair of pants up the butt before, which is the bit that shocked me, and that I would split denim.

It's not like it was at the seam or anything. I tore the denim apart with my butt cheeks is where I found it weird. Bum of steel. Anyway, I had a look at my email address to see when I found my emails to see when I bought these jeans and they were only 13 months old. You've complained, haven't you? I did complain.

You've sent an email of complaint. And I'm really surprised that I'm getting such negative feedback for complaining about these. I know I've had them for more than a year. Oh, he's at that age. He's at that age where everything starts to become a big problem and you've got to complain. No, look.

You don't think you are? No. I think that you are giving complainers a bad name because there's complaining for complaining's sake, which is what we would call, I mean, not my words, but that's what a Karen is, right? Hashtag not all Karens, but that's what the Karen term refers to. This is not complaining for complaining's sake.

This is complaining about something that I spent my money on that didn't last as long as it should have, and then you go and you ask for some bloody new pair of jeans. It's different. It's different. You're looking for some free shit. No, I'm not looking for free shit. I'm looking for a pair of jeans to last longer than a year.

That's what I want out of things, and that's what should happen. If you buy quality things, they jeans to last longer than a year. That's what I want out of things. And that's what should happen. If you buy quality things, they should last for longer than a year. God, you sound like my dad. No. Does he not, producers? This is... Like, it's not that...

I'm not saying I don't agree with you. Yeah. But you... You're a thrifty king. No, I'm not a thrifty king. Oh, thrifty... I'm not a thrifty king. I think we've got into a situation in our society these days

where we expect everything to be disposable. Why do you keep the old panties? Nothing is repairable. Everything is disposable. It's bullshit. He's bringing the whole society into it. It's bullshit. Repair the pants then.

I'm going to repair the pants. Repair them. But he wanted a free pant. No, far out. Free, free, free. Free, free, free. Do you not believe that a pair of jeans, like actual denim

jeans, and not cheap, shitty... This isn't about me, Clint. Not cheap, shitty boohoo jeans. I feel like I'm at Christmas. You don't think they should last longer than a year? I feel like I'm at Christmas and I've walked in on a conversation between my dad and my uncle Tim and they're both complaining

about something. Don't you think, Tim, that in this day and age, back in the day Levi's used to last me 15 years. Quite literally the picture on the back of them is two horses pulling a pair of Levi's jeans apart and they survive.

You know? It's not in the goddamn label. Anyway, I have sent an email. What did the email say? What did it say? I said and I'm just trying to bring it up here. I said. Did you greet them with hello Levi's? Hi.

No, I didn't email them. I emailed the store that I bought them from. Oh, you didn't even go to the fake store. I want to know if he asked at any point for a free pair. Hi, these jeans have split. I've attached a picture. And I've had them for just over a year. They have experienced normal usage since I purchased them. Not overuse and not used as workwear.

They have had minimal washing machine washing. Oh, he's bringing the washing machine in. Using the advice on the tag, I've attached a picture. Are you willing to replace them? Oh, he's asked. There it is. He's asked for a free pair. I would have expected them to last much longer than one year,

especially as they are a quality Levi's product. How long do you expect them to last? That's a really good question. You know, what is the time limit? What's the cutoff? Okay, genuinely? Yeah. Forever.

They should be a pair of vintage jeans that I should be able to hand down to my new... That is outrageous. Nah, somewhere between two years and forever. The response for all of you people who think that I am crazy for this. Hi, Clint. Thank you for your patience. Our product team have advised that this product has been deemed faulty. We are willing to supply you with a new pair of jeans.

Please reply to accept this and we'll get them sent out to you ASAP. Why do you think complainers always complain? Because they get stuff. You're an idiot if you don't think that's the right thing to do. I'm not saying it's not the right thing to do. You might as well just set your money on fire. I'm just saying

you're moving into your complainer era. I did the right thing for the environment. I did the right thing fiscally. No, the right thing for the environment was you would have patched up your original pair of jeans and moved on. I'm going to do that too. I've got two pairs of jeans now.

Guys, we live in a society. We live in a society. He's a stoner. Put it on a billboard. Bree and Clint. Have you seen this Canadian woman on TikTok who's absolutely losing her shit at Whittaker's Chocolate? I've seen the headline, but I haven't heard what it's all about. She's Canadian, which informs her confectionery worldview, I guess you would say.

Well, I think there's a different view depending on where you're from, isn't there? Absolutely, absolutely. So it's good to know her background. Okay. She lives in Seoul in Korea. Right. So then cross-reference that with how she gets snacks and things like that. Got it.

She's got a friend who's just come back from New Zealand and has bought some blocks of Whittaker's chocolate with her. Okay. Have a listen to how she's reacted. I'm from Canada. A normal-sized chocolate bar is 45 grams. A large-sized chocolate bar is 100 grams. One of my co-workers has family visiting from New Zealand here.

Yes. Yes, it is. And you know what's wild is they've become smaller than what they used to be. Nah, Whittaker's never reduced their size. Oh, they up the price. They increase their price, yeah. Cadbury's got smaller and stayed the same price. Oh, well, that's probably why it looks even bigger

because all of them have gotten smaller over the years. She's got a point in that they are 250 grams, and her friend bought 10 of them, so that's two and a half kilos of chocolate. That's two and a half kilos in your luggage. But it's the best chocolate in the world. It is great chocolate, but just order it online like a normal person. I didn't think that it was that big a deal, those blocks of chocolate,

but then I was thinking about how Americans eat their chocolate, and even then they get those Hershey's bars. Yeah, true. And they're quite thin, aren't they, a Hershey's? A Hershey's is real thin. And America is all about big portion sizes, but... Do they not have just like, you know, like Whittaker's or Cadbury? Yeah.

Or like even like Kit Kat do a full block. Someone pointed out to this lady on TikTok that a block of Whittaker's is, they say it's family sites and it's meant to be shared. Yeah. Like it doesn't mean you have to share it, but... But it's not meant for a single person. It's not meant for a single sitting. No.

No. Whereas like a Hershey's bar. Oh, it depends how bad your day has been, to be honest. Like, you could, but it's not meant for that. You're meant to buy it for the family and share it. I couldn't get through a whole block. I could if I really wanted to. In one sitting, you reckon you could get through a full Whittaker's?

Absolutely. I have got through half. There have been periods in my marriage where my wife and I will have demolished a whole block together in an evening.

And half is very doable. I could down a hole. You could do a hole. Yeah, I mean, I'd feel violently ill, but I could. Well, tomorrow, we're going to be quite vulnerable

after the radio awards. So if I get you a full block of Whittaker's, you'll eat it? I'm already going to be quite vulnerable after the radio awards. So if I give you a full block of Whittaker's, you'll eat it? I'm already going to be sick, may as well. Brian Clint. Something that has always interested me is how cut off from the real world my farmer dad, Big Steve, is. Like, he did not.

I think he got a bank card,, a debit card maybe five years ago. Like he'd never had a debit card. He'd always have to go to the bank, go to a teller, get money out, and that's how he would do things. You said to me he doesn't make the day-to-day purchases. No. That's your mum's domain. Yep.

He does the work and brings in the money. Yeah. And she allocates it. That's right. He's on the land most of the time. He's not out in the real world. He's a true blue Aussie farmer. And, Dad, I want to welcome you to the show

because I want to test your knowledge of the real world. Are you keen to do that? Yeah, absolutely. How are you guys? We're good, Steve. Thanks for joining us. This is a test they often do to prospective prime ministers to see if they're in touch with the common man around the price of common items and services and things like that. Are you familiar with it?

I'm your man. I'll know all this. Okay. Okay, I like it. I like the confidence. Because, Dad, I will warn you, our current prime minister, Christopher Luxon, said that a week's worth of groceries cost 50 bucks. Oh, 60 bucks, I think.

$60. Oh, that makes a big difference. $60. So he was – I'll just give you a warning. He was way off. Okay? Yeah, I understand that. Okay, good.

He's got no chance. Okay, even Dad's on the same page as us. All right, Dad. For the first thing I want to test you on is our producer, Claudia, she went and got her hair cut on the weekend. So a woman, she went and got a haircut. How much would that haircut have cost her? $45.

$45? For a woman's haircut? Yep. Okay. It wasn't a trim. It was quite a decent haircut, Claude? Yeah, it was like a rest Yep. Okay. It wasn't a trim. It was quite a decent haircut, Claude? Yeah, it was like a restyle. Okay.

Restyle. Okay, hang on. Would you like to revise that? If it's a restyle, you're up to about 80 bucks, man. Okay. So he's nearly doubled it. Claudia, how much is a woman's haircut in 2024? My one cost me $130.

Oh! He's a rip-off! My one cost me $130. Dad, how much do you pay for a haircut? I've never paid for a haircut in my life. Okay, you're none from one. Let's give you another one. Okay, you're none from one. Dad, the radio awards are tonight and I went and got a mini-pedi. So I went and got my nails and my toes done in preparation

for the radio awards. How much am I forking out for that? Oh, wow. Okay. So I got shellac. I got shellac on the nails and the toes if that makes a difference. Okay. I think the toes because that's a more restricted area,

that would cost more. Right. So it's a specialty service. Yes because that's a more restricted area, that would cost more. Right. So it's a specialty service. Yes, that's right. Get the angle grinder out. Yeah, that's right. I think $45 per foot for the toes. You think we're paying per foot?

Do you think some people go in and just get the one foot done? It's not per foot, Dad. No, no, that's okay. Okay. Is it? Okay. So $50 to do the feet because that's, like I said, that's a more, that's a higher danger area.

Yeah, yeah, especially for Brie, yeah. Shut up. And about. He's got those country feet. Shut up. Got them from him. For the nails? Yeah. $40 for the nails?

$40 for the nails and $50 for the feet. Was it $50 per foot or $50 all up for the feet? No, $50 all up for the feet. So what are you saying all up for a mini pity? Shellac, how much? $90. $90. He's bloody spot on.

Oh, shit, Steve. Well done. Jeez. Wow. Have you secretly been going to get a mini pity, Dad? Yeah, well, have you seen my toes lately? Yeah, no, I can definitely say you've never been to the nail salon ever. You're one from two, Steve.

If you get this next one, you have won the first round of how much does it cost with Big Steve. Oh, we didn't do our intro. We'll do it if he wins. Okay, okay, we'll do it if he wins. We've practised an intro for you and everything, Dad. Okay, this is a good one because we did realise that, I mean, the Adidas Samba has been a very big trend in the fashion world as of late

and we did realise that you, Dad, are ground zero Adidas Samba. You've been wearing them since the 1980s. Yes, I have. That's right. For many, many moons. So I put to you, Dad, how much does it cost for a pair of Adidas Sambas? Yeah. I'll say $180.

You reckon $180? Are you locking that in? I'm locking it in, yep. I think 180. I'm way off, aren't I? There is a bit of variation, but you know what? I'm going to give him the tick. They're about 200.

Oh, there you go. So I'm going to say you pass that. 200 in New Zealand, 180 in Australia. Steve, there's two from three. Turns out... You are in touch with the common man. You are qualified to be the next Prime Minister of Australia. There you go.

There you go. Okay, we've got to do our intro for you. Oh, yeah, it's a big song. Okay, ready, producers? That was a successful round of... How much does it cost? How much does it Cost? How Much Does It Cost? Big Steve!

God, there was a few people dragging the train on there. I want to say it was producer Ella. Hey, well done. Thanks, Dad. Bree had no faith in you, Steve, but you absolutely smashed it. You've come through. There you go. Appreciate it.

No more faith in you, old man. Thanks, Dad. Love you. Bye. Bree and Clint. You know, over the past however many years, I think one of the biggest things you have whinged about is the music you now have to listen to because of your children.

Yeah. You're like, I have to listen to this song over and over again. All my kids want to listen to is Taylor Swift, and it just goes round and round, and you never get to listen to what you want to listen to. It's not even that. It's just so repetitive. I don't mind. I like them listening to songs that they like. Don't try

and downplay. No, no, no. They only like three songs at a time. That's the problem. Yeah. And you hate it. It's punishing. I hate it. It's punishing. It's even more punishing. 18 months of Mumbo No. 5. Yeah. It's terrible. And I think it's probably even more punishing when they're real young and you have to listen to kids' music.

Yeah. You know, like kids' songs. So you don't even get to listen to the Vanga Boys or Taylor Swift. There's a lot of Wiggles. You know? There's a lot of Wiggles and MMM. I'd much rather Taylor Swift than the Wiggles any day of the week. No offence to the Wiggles.

Yeah, I'd go Wiggles, but no offence to Taylor Swift. Would you actually? I'm just, I'm so, you don't understand how burnt out I am. Burnt out on it. Well, there is an Aussie DJ who I think has come up with a solution. So this guy, you might recognise him from the band Justice Crew. Oh, yeah. He's the twin brother of the guy that's actually in the Wiggles.

I was going to say, there's a Justice Crew in the Wiggles. Exactly. So this is his twin. His name is Lenny Pierce. Yeah. And he is the twin of the guy that's in the Wiggles. And what he is doing, he's actually a DJ, and he's making waves at the moment

because he's turning kids' songs into dance floor bangers. Love it. So you want to hear a few of his remixes that he's done? Yeah, totally, yeah. So the first one I've got for you is, you might recognise this as The Wheels on the Bus. The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The people on the back go up and down, up and down, up and down.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. I've seen this. So good. I've seen mums on TikTok vibing out to it while they're cleaning up kids' toys. Yeah. Let's trot. Let's trot. 20 tots. Let's trot.

Yeah, that's great. Yeah, so good. That's one of them. Another one he's done is, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Oh, it's very trance-y. Isn't it? Yeah. Oh, there it is.

I think he's onto something. Because there's songs that are so familiar. He's put a spicy twist on it. This is probably my favourite. Bar Bar Black Sheep, if it was a techno banger. Can you imagine me at the nightclub and this guy's DJing? You've got a night off from the kids and then the DJ drops this. I like it.

Let's see if the drop slaps. Oh, it slaps. Oh, it slaps! Yeah, look, I love it. I think he's onto it. I am a bit concerned, because I don't know if there's enough research into the effects of MDMA on children. Yeah, look, that's something, I mean, we can think about.

This is gateway music. We can think about that later. Yeah. You know, I think give the kids what they want. Less sugar, more of this. They'll be exhausted by the time they get home from their car trip. I'm going to try it out on the kids, yeah. They'll be so tired.

Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's get to birthday banging, as we say on this show, Clint. Yeah, that's our motto. Yep, number one song. You got a birthday?

We'll bang it. For free on this show. As long as you're over 16. That's the rules here at the Brie and Clint show. Let's kick it off with Charlotte. G'day, Charlotte. Hello, how are you going? Good, mate.

How are you? Good, thank you. Good to have you on the show. You over 16, Charlotte? Good to be here. Pardon? You over 16? I cannot remember.

I don't think I did. No. You're not over 16. Can we see some ID, please, Charlotte? I'm over. Oh, I thought you said have I had a 16th. Yes, I am. I'm over 16.

Okay, great. All right. I don't know if I believe her now. She got pretty nervous. Yeah. That's all right. You know what? We'll push forward. I can give you my birthday.

Okay, that's a good idea. That'll help. That's a. We'll push forward. I can give you my birthday. Okay. That's a good idea. That'll help. That's a good idea. Birthday and star sign, please. Okay. 24th of February, 1999, and I'm a Pisces. Okay.

All right, Charlotte, the Pisces. That means you were 16 in 2015, and on that day, this was at the top. Ellie Golding, what a ripper. From Fifty Shades of Grey. It was huge, wasn't it? Oh, I probably didn't watch that when I was 16. Yeah, let's hope not, Charlotte. Let's hope not.

She read the book, though. Okay, wait there, Charlotte. Stay with us. We're going to do a birthday banger for Bronwyn. Kia ora, Bronwyn. Hi, Bronwyn. Hi there. Are you over 16, Bronwyn?

I am indeed. Okay, good to hear. All we need is your DOB. All right, it is the 30th of March, 1999. Another 1999, baby. That means you were also 16, Bronwyn, in 2015. And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger.

It's huge from Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson. What do you think, Bronwyn? Oh, it's a big one. I remember it. I remember it well. Yeah. That was the biggest song of the year. Oh, no doubt. Biggest song of the year. Okay, wait there. We've got to do one more birthday banger for Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella.

Hello. Hello. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. How are you guys? Yeah, we're going well, thanks, Ella. You're our third and final birthday bangerer. All we need is your birthday.

13th of September, 2002. All right, mate, that means you were 16 in 2018. So we've wound back the clock and here's what was at the top. I made no promises. I can't do golden rings, but I'll give you everything. Tonight. Okay. Okay.

Calvin Harris. Calvin Harris for you. Into it? Good. You like it? Yeah. Yeah, pretty good. Okay, okay, okay.

We've got a tough decision to make. Three good songs. Ellie Goulding, Bruno Mars or Calvin Harris. What are you thinking? Oh, I'm kind of feeling... Is the Ellie Goulding song good or not good? I just remember it being quite long and it did get overplayed quite a lot. We'll know from the first bit if it's a vibe. Hang on.

Nah. I reckon it's Promises, Calvin Harris. Really? Are you drunk or not? Okay, now let's listen to Uptown Funk. Nah, it's Uptown Funk. I think it's Uptown Funk. It's Uptown Funk.

It's Bronwyn. Hey, Bronwyn, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Oh, it's amazing. Thank Funk. It's Uptown Funk. It's Uptown Funk. It's going to be Uptown Funk. Hey, Bronwyn, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, it's amazing. Thank you. Nice work, Brody. We got to the right decision eventually.

Eventually. Have a good one, mate. Thank you. See you, Bronwyn. See you. Bye. Bree and Clint. Look, this is, take this with a pinch of salt. It's in the news and it's from the World Health Organization, but, take this with a pinch of salt. It's in the news and it's from the World Health Organisation,

but just take it with a pinch of salt. I feel like they dole out these things too willy-nilly these days, but look, who am I to question the World Health Organisation? Yeah, who are you? Are you a scientist? No. Next thing, I'll be camping out on the lawn of Parliament. They have said that there is one particular food care that can help

combat depression. Please be chocolate. Please be chocolate. If it's some crappy boring healthy food I am going to have a rage blackout. Okay, two questions. I bet it is. I bet it's like kale.

What do you want it to be? Chocolate. What do you think it is? Kale. Claudia, what do you want it to be? Chocolate. What do you think it is? Kale. Okay. Claudia, what do you want it to be? Chocolate. And what do you think it is? Vegetables. Vegetables.

Ella, this is the food that the WHO says can help combat depression. What do you hope that it is? Maybe like mint, like a thyme mint. You want it to be mint? I don't want that, but something weird like that. Can't you just say garlic bread? Okay, garlic bread. Good.

Garlic bread. Garlic bread would be so... Can you imagine if it's garlic bread? Imagine. And you're like, I'm gaining so much weight, it's making me depressed. But the garlic bread's meant to be helping with the depression. Garlic bread is good for me. I'm so into this garlicy, cheesy cycle.

I'm always stuck in that cycle. It's a carrot, isn't it? I can tell you that it's not chocolate. Oh. But it's also not kale. The food that the WHO says help fight depression. Oh, here we go. It's going to be quinoa, isn't it?

Oh, yeah. It's fruit. Boring. Yay! I love fruit. I don't mind fruit. It's fresh fruit. I will take fruit.

That's fine. I had a realisation the other day that I don't think I eat much fruit at all. You know how we were raised to go five plus a day? Five servings of fresh fruit and vegetable a day. Except no. Yes. Because you're scared of fruit. What?

Fruit and vegetables. Fruit and vegetables. I think it's mainly vegetables in that five a day. Yeah. But either way, I reckon I probably get two. Two what? Two servings? Of fruit and vegetable.

Yeah. What do you get? What did you have for lunch? What did I have for lunch? I didn't have lunch. Exactly. I just realised then I need to eat something. And what are you going to have for dinner?

I'm having a curry that's got four different vegetables in it because I've already put it in the slow cooker. Okay. But I haven't had any fruit today, so you're right on that. You chuck a banana in that curry and you'll be full and not depressed. Banana lamb curry, here I come. Bree and Clint. We are the leading show for dinosaur-based news.

Oh, hold on. We'll wait. There we go. And it's mainly because you and I both love Jurassic Park, so that gives us credentials. I do love Jurassic Park. I mean, it's one of the greatest series ever. And this is exciting because there is a dinosaur embryo that has fossilised, obviously,

but it has been discovered. So when you say embryo, are you talking a fertilised egg? Correct. Right. I'm talking an egg that's been fossilised. And we could just whack that into a human woman's uterus and she'll produce us a baby dinosaur. No, no, no, no, no.

Hold on a second. So let me tell you the details. So this egg was actually discovered i think many moons ago back in the year 2000 um and it was donated to a museum and it was placed into storage so it was just a whole egg so it was a whole egg a whole dinosaur egg they didn't know what was inside of it, right? Mm-hmm. Got donated back in 2000. Anyway, years later, they've made the discovery that the egg actually contained a perfectly formed dinosaur embryo.

Ooh. A baby dinosaur inside the egg. And essentially, they've kind of cracked the egg open and you can see the little baby dinosaur curled up inside the egg. Like when you go to Asia and you eat those eggs and the chicken's partly formed inside it and it's like a delicacy? Yeah. You seen that?

I don't want to think about that. No, me neither. I think I don't think... But that's what it reminds me of. That makes me feel ill? Yeah. You seen that? I don't want to think about that. No, me neither. I think... But that's what it reminds me of. That makes me feel ill. Yeah. But yes, so a fully formed little baby dinosaur inside this egg. They reckon, I read

somewhere, they reckon that this has been the most complete dinosaur embryo that's ever been found on the planet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get to the point. Are they going to make a real dinosaur out of it? No, it's dead. Yeah, I know. It's fossilised.

Yeah, I know. Do you want to see it? And then you tell me if you're impressed. Well, I'm already not impressed because I thought this was going to go. Scientists believe they could defrost it. No, but the mammoth, they did say that about the mammoth. Yeah. The woolly mammoth.

Okay, yeah, show me this dinosaur. Okay. It's pretty cool. Just keep in mind, this is the most complete dinosaur embryo ever found. Okay. Okay? Yeah. Oh, is that it? It's just a bunch of bones. Oh, what do you mean is that it?

It's just a bunch of bones and clay. That's it. It's 72 million years old. What did you think? That it was still going to be a fresh embryo? They thought it had like skin and stuff. Oh my god. It's 72 million years old. What did you think? That it was still going to be a fresh embryo? They thought it had like skin and stuff. Oh my God. It's 72 million years old. I read somewhere they have no idea what colour dinosaurs actually were.

Like it's all made up because they're just assuming. Well, the interesting... Because they've never found any skin or anything. The interesting part about this and stuff that they can tell is that it was from a raptor kind of... Raptor. Raptor breed. Yeah.

Is that what you call it? Yeah. We love dinosaurs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number one show for dinosaurs. An oviraptosaurus. And they reckon that this dinosaur was more like a bird than a lizard. So it actually had feathers rather than scales.

They say that birds are dinosaurs. Well, they reckon the chicken is most related to a dinosaur. And chickens come from eggs. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, number one show for dinosaurs. Be-atch! Let's call us a paleontologist. Let's call me Sam Neill. I think he was just acting.

Was that a documentary? No. Bree and Clint. We're having an argument because I said that we were talking about dinosaurs earlier and Brie was underwhelmed by how underwhelmed I was from her dinosaur egg. I just think it's a 72 million year old egg. Just lower the expectations. The egg expectations.

I found a perfect dinosaur egg. It is. Anyway, I was saying there found a perfect dinosaur egg. It is! Anyway, I was saying there's a bunch of dinosaurs in my petrol tank every time I fill up. Fossil fuel. It's not the same. No, it is, isn't it? No, I don't think so. It comes out from underground. It's just old dinosaur juice. Isn't that

what it is? I don't think so. Isn't that where oil comes from? Isn't that why it's called fossil fuel? Well, why don't they just call it old dinosaur juice? Because that'd be weird. Can I get the raptor juice, please? I heard it's faster.

If you've got an old car, like a VW Beetle or something, you can go on Stegosaurus juice. Yeah. And planes, pterodactyl juice. Obviously. Or Avgas, depending on what you do. Anyway, Number one show For Dinosaur News

We should get Sam Neill On the show We should I'd love to talk to Sam He's an easy get That's the end of our show We'll be back tomorrow In a much worse state than this

Because we're off to The New Zealand Radio Awards now Wish us luck See you then When? Now Then What? Bye.