ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 6th June 2025
Episode Date: June 6, 2025Fridayoke - Ordinary by Alex Warren. Crazy last-minute decisions. We reflect on the 2025 Radio Awards... that we lost... again. Clint explains why it's so hard to be a man in 2025 (...and not for a reason you'd think). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good afternoon, Aotearoa, New Zealand, and welcome to the Brian Clint Show. I was about to say morning. Morning!
It must be a weird experience to be a radio listener today.
Yeah. Someone who, like most people, probably listens to a couple of different stations
throughout the day, and to hear every single
Radio announcer on every single station except for maybe life FM be completely hungover today
And they're like what is going on? Yeah. Well, we had the radio awards last night
And everyone got a lit-y
McTitty there any sober radio DJs
Everyone got a Litty McTitty. Are there any sober radio DJs?
Like ones that don't drink?
They exist.
Do they?
I don't know any.
Where were they last night?
Not there.
Not where we were.
That's their worst nightmare.
Do you think if you were sober you'd want to be there?
Um, no.
Can I just say, look, and so we obviously shared the studio
with The Breakfast Show.
Yeah.
And obviously they pushed the boat out last night.
And had it much tougher than us.
It had way tougher.
With a 6am start.
And we should just shut our pie holes.
Yeah.
But Hayley and I sit in the same seat.
Yeah.
And my seat and the desk in front of me has never felt greasier.
Ha ha ha ha.
And I reckon, I reckon some some food was consumed this morning,
some greasy food. Bad news Brad Olsen delivered McDonald's to the studio this morning. But
we can talk, we've just downed a whole box of Wicked Wings. So. Oh no I'm not, I'm just
saying. Yeah yeah. Like there's definitely something that's going on here. Residual, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
International ATM at four, Friday Oakey at five,
lots of other good stuff coming up,
but first, Trady versus Lady.
Yeah, if you wanna play Trady versus Lady,
you can call us right now, 0800 DIAL ZM.
We'll give you 50 bucks if you win.
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.
Time for Trady versus Lady.
It's Tride vs Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we are, the Traide vs the ladies
last game of the weekend.
Score update for the year.
The ladies are on 44, the Traide's on 39.
Our lady is calling from the wrapper today.
She is 35-ish and at primary school she was
a ram rider who crashed into a truck and cut her face open. Welcome to the show Lucy.
Hello.
Hey Lucy.
For us townies, ram riding is literally where you ride on the back of a ram. Is that right?
That is right.
Yeah.
Lucy, I rode rams back in the day as well but then when a kid broke his collarbone, ride on the back of a ram, is that right? That is right. Yeah.
Lucy, I rode rams back in the day as well,
but then when a kid broke his collarbone,
like who shot out of the gate before me,
I gave it up, gave it up.
Yeah, yeah, then that's what really happens,
so you don't actually see much of it around these days.
Yeah.
How long did you ride rams for?
Whenever they were available, really. Yeah, just like you'd see one out in the field.
You got a ram, I'll ride it. I know a guy named Ram. See that Ram? You're taking on our tradie
from Invercargill today. He's 25 and he can fit 12 marshmallows in his mouth.
And I thought the ram riding thing was impressive.
Welcome to the show, Kayden.
G'day, Kayden.
Do you know one time we got Bre to break the world record
for the most amount of grapes in her mouth at any one time?
Do you remember what the number was?
I think it was 34.
Yeah, it was 32, 34, something like that.
It was somewhere around there.
What do you reckon about grapes, Kayden?
How many of those could you do?
Oh, probably about 35.
Bring it on, Kayden.
Probably one more than Bree.
Kayden, bring it on.
If I'm ever in Invercargill,
I challenge you to a grape off.
All right, bet.
All right, bet's on.
Lucy, your buzz is lady.
Kayden, your buzz is tradie.
The first person to give us three correct answers
will win $50 cash today, guys.
Good luck.
Here we go, question number one.
True or false?
Nintendo was started in 1889.
Trady.
Caden just got in there.
True.
True, it is true.
True.
True, we're making playing cards.
One to the tradies, question number two.
What flavour is the white popsicle?
Lacey.
Lacey just got in.
Lemonade.
Lemonade.
It is of course lemonade,
and Clint only learnt last year
that the rainbow paddle pop is caramel flavour.
Yeah, it did.
Yeah.
There'll be people learning that right now.
I know, it's wild, eh?'ll be people learning that right now. I know.
It's wild, eh?
Okay, one apiece.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Yeah, you got that yummy, yummy, yummy.
Kayden.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber.
It is the Biebs.
Two to the Trades, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
At what temperature should gazpacho be served?
Is it lukewarm, warm, cold or hot?
Yes Lucy.
Cold.
Cold.
Nice Lucy, well done.
We are all tied up here in the fifth.
This is for the win for a Friday.
Question number five, which superhero was known as Clark Kent when not...
Lady, lady.
Lucy. Lucy, very definite. Oh shit, I hope it's so good man. hero was known as Clark Kent when not
Lucy very definite
oh shit I hope it's Superman
it is Superman
she's a lady
go go go she's a lady
what a game for a Friday
LADY OUT
coming hot off the back of wire rappers fastest ram
Lucy wins Trady vs lady. What a game guys
Hey Lucy, maybe we should ride a ram together one day you never know
Lock it in Lucy lock it in that poor ram with you two on the back of it
Here's one day on ZM
Rams gonna have a bad time.
Talk about a Ram, right?
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
The day after the radio awards where one person on the show is wearing the clothes they slipped in.
Who was that? Producers. Get it together. We have standards. That's what I think.
Okay, okay, it was me.
But I will stand by that these double as a track pant, but also a casual pant.
It's not the type of clothing, it's the fact that you slept in it.
Yeah, but technically I got home at three in the morning, so I only slept in it from 3 till 8.30 so that's not full sleep.
Did you shower and put it back on? I didn't shower. Okay there we go now we get to the
heart of the truth. Yeah but I don't get I'm not sweaty I showered before I went
to bed. Yeah so I was all good. Oh god and now I have to talk about this gross thing
and now I just seem talk about this gross thing.
And now I just seem gross.
Well, I guess it's a nice tie in.
Perfect segue.
The perfect segue.
I saw this girl complaining about something gross,
an item that her partner has.
Okay.
And he won't let her get rid of it.
He won't let her wash it.
He won't let her touch it.
But she is disgusted by it. Like it's disgusting because she shows the item in the video.
Okay.
Do you want to hear her explain what the disgusting item her partner has?
Sure.
Okay.
My fiance has a pillow that is so horribly disgusting
that I fear even being in the same bed as it. I can't wash it. I can't put a pillowcase on it.
I can't throw it out.
God forbid I throw it out.
Oh my gosh, I think he's had this thing
since the dawn of time.
Is it a nude pillow?
It's a nude pillow with no pillowcase on it.
He sleeps with a pillow with no pillowcase.
It's brown.
That's rotten.
It's disgusting.
Claudia's gonna show us the pillow.
Oh! Oh, it's so brown. It's Dysquastan. Claudia's going to show us the pillow case.
Oh!
It's so brown it looks like it has a brown pillowcase on.
They don't make pillows in that colour.
If I started dating someone, like if it was early on and they went that out, I would second
guess things.
My wife gave me the stink eye this this morning and said my pillow case. She
goes, you need to wash your pillow case. You're a drooler aren't you? I think I am a drooler.
What do you mean you think you are? You know you are. I don't know because I'm asleep.
No but the drool's there when you wake up. But I've got a pillow, a pillow protector
and then a pillow case. Like those stuff can go through the wash. That's rancid.
It's the most filthy, just picture,
I know you can't see this right now that you're listening,
but picture the most filthy looking pillow you've ever seen.
Like the level above black.
It's not black, but the level just below black.
I wonder if before she was with him,
if he even ran a sheet on the bed. Oh. You know if you're if you're raw dogging the pillow why wouldn't you
raw dog the mattress? I would throw that in the bin. I would throw it in the bin.
I could not. Someone's texted and said I'm a guy I've seen that pic it's a hell
no from me dog. Yeah good good. Men need to stand up here and say hey not all men.
Hey I know not all men. Not all men. But this guy is yuck. Men need to stand up here and say, hey, not all men.
Hey, I know not all men. Not all men.
But this guy is yuck. He needs to get rid of that bloody pillow, sort it out.
Oh, that's filthy, isn't it? Did you ever date someone where they had something yuck?
Oh, that's a leading question.
Oh, that's a bit yuck.
No, I don't think so. My partner has the toy from when she was born and it's
a cow and I wouldn't say it's yuck but it's seen better days. It's seen better days.
But that's her cow. Yeah. I'm always like do we need this? Don't touch it! We want to
know this afternoon what's the grossest thing your partner owns?
Or is there a gross thing, yeah, that they do where they don't have a pillowcase on their
pillow?
Who does that?
It's an item they can't let go of and you can't pry it from them.
Maybe it is a pair of cargo shorts from the original era in the 90s.
Oh yeah.
First generation cargo shorts.
And maybe there's a hole in every pocket, there's a hole in the crotch,
but they just can't let these cargo pants go.
Friday Jams, Justin Timberlake, R.I.P. He's not dead, he doesn't make good music anymore.
Just gonna make that clear. You need to turn on your, did Justin Timberlake die?
You're gonna feel so bad.
If he does.
If he does.
Put out a good song again.
Yeah.
I think you're in the clear.
We're talking about this woman who's had enough of her boyfriend's pillow.
She said it's disgusting.
She reckons you'll get hip C if she touches it.
I don't think it's a pillow. I think it's a pillow
It's the most filthy pillow just picture the most filthy pillow you've ever seen
Yeah, and he doesn't even put a pillowcase on it. It's rotten. He's not allowed to wash it. It's or replace it
So yeah, so we asked what's the gross thing that your partner has?
Someone texted and said does keeping cats and dogs testicles in a jar count?
From Louise in Carpete.
That counts Louise, and that is yuck.
Why are you keeping them?
Why do you have those?
They don't want them back, and they're not useful.
It's not like a celebrated part of-
Have you ever seen a cat's testicles?
No.
They're so little, they're like the most little... they kind of look like a little um... kind of like a little mint.
No thank you. They're so tiny. Elizabeth is here. Hi Elizabeth. Hi guys. Tell us. What's the
gross thing that your partner has that you can't get rid of? Well it is huge. It is a piece of
furniture. It is an ugly 1900s era lazy boy. Wait one of the originals Elizabeth?
Oh it's totally the original. It's so clunky. It's huge. Leather? It overtakes the, yeah leather.
Does it match the rest of your lounge?
Not leather.
Oh not leather.
No not at all.
Elizabeth I need to know.
Not leather.
Because you know when you have a couch for a long time and if it's leather it starts
to crack and then it kind of scratches you in certain parts, is that what's happening?
No, it's like crinkled and I swear it stinks.
No, like, it's bad.
Apart from comfort, obviously, why is he so attached to it?
Did his favourite uncle die in it?
Probably, it sounds like it.
Did you guys conceive on that lazy boy?
You know, it might be sentimental to him.
I think it is sentimental.
It was the only negotiating piece he had for when we bought our new house.
Holy moly.
We will buy this new house if the lazy boy...
If I can keep my lazy boy.
What do you think?
Obviously, he knows you hate it.
What would...
Yeah, he does.
How do you think...
He's listening to you right now.
I wish he wasn't, because I've got an idea.
What if you, just to freak him out
Like tonight when he's watching the rugby if you just climb into the lazy boy with him and snuggle up. How would he react?
That would be his dream
Favorite girls in one place. He's lazy boy. I just can't I refuse to do it. It's too far. What color is it Elizabeth?
Pooh Brown Pooh Brown. Of course it is.
Kia kaha Elizabeth, that sounds awful. Keep trudging on. We asked what's the gross thing your partner has. Someone's dobbed in their nine-year-old son. They said his baby blanket
and his teddy bear that he sleeps with every night. They haven't been washed in nearly four years.
He refuses to have them washed.
He thinks they smell nice.
It's about to take a trip to the dump.
Oh.
Just try and wash them secretly and give them back to him.
What about this one?
My partner has a pair of very, very old Ugg boot slippers.
These were given to him by a very distant girlfriend.
They have never been washed
and they still have blood spatters on them. I offered to replace them with a new pair given to him by a very distant girlfriend. They have never been washed
and they still have blood spatters on them.
I offered to replace them with a new pair
but he wasn't having a bar of it.
Keeping slippers from the ex-girlfriend
with blood on them?
They've got blood spatters on them?
What happened to the girlfriends?
Like, geez, did it together?
When I was first dating my wife,
she cut her gnarly toenails in my bedroom.
A couple of days later, I vacuum she cut her gnarly toenails in my bedroom a couple of days later
I vacuumed and you could hear the toenails rattling up the vacuum pipe
She didn't collect them in a jar though, so I guess that's okay. That's filthy
I think I'd rather the person collect them in the jar at least you know where they are cutting your toe hooks onto an
Someone else's car.
That's deal breaker.
It's market your territory stuff, isn't it?
That's so yuck.
What about this?
Grosest thing my partner owns is his amputated finger that's in a jar.
What?
I need to know.
You can't just text that through.
We need to ask you more questions. And just for a bit of balance
someone said I feel for the pillow guy I like my browned up pillow I've tried
many new pillows and nothing can compare. Yeah but the new pillows have bacteria
that's living inside of it. Your head will get used to a new pillow. Yeah, you will adjust.
After five long years of New Zealand Radio Award nominations
and no wins,
Breanne Clint can proudly add to their long list of accolades.
No, no.
They didn't win.
Oh, they didn't?
No.
Another nomination with no win.
Everybody heard.
Who did that?
They just keep lobbing them up.
We just keep racking them up.
Another nom, no win.
Another nomination, no win.
I texted my wife after the radio awards last night
to update her on our most recent loss.
And she said, you guys are the winners at losing.
Yeah.
Someone wrote a comment,
I think it was on our Facebook page, let me find it.
Did you see it?
No.
It was quite funny,
because we posted a video about us losing
for the sixth time, was it sixth time?
And they essentially wrote, I'm gonna find it, you guys may be shit at what you do but we love the way you do your shit.
Better luck next time. I loved it, I thought that was fun.
That's good. Well congratulations to all the winners. Yes. Last night. It was a very fun night and a lot of worthy winners. Yeah. And hence
why we didn't win. A lot of deserving winners. Congratulations again. Must be
nice. Couple of Aussie gal pals. I came across this video of them where they were deliberating
The chances of them flying to Vegas just for the weekend from Ozzy from Ozzy
Are they rich not rich? Oh just spontaneous just to I believe they're both single
One of them I think her name is Phoebe she was on love Love Island Australia. Oh yeah. So they're just kind of young, carefree.
Doing it for, as they say, the plot.
Yeah.
What part of Ozzy?
I think they're on the Gold Coast.
I think, or Melbourne, it's one or the other.
But I just loved listening to the conversation and them justifying going to Vegas for the
weekend take a listen.
We did want to go to Vegas theoretically.
We could go in sick from work on Friday.
We would arrive on Friday, Friday to Friday night.
We could say Saturday, Sunday, I'll call in sick.
Oh, Monday's a public holiday so we could still go to Vegas this weekend.
Realistically it's like only a thousand dollars of flights.
Everything will be free when we get there.
I'm being serious.
I actually think we should go to Vegas this weekend.
Okay, we should go to Vegas.
We should go to Vegas.
We should go to Vegas.
We should go to Vegas.
We should go to Vegas.
We should go to Vegas.
We should go to Vegas.
We should go to Vegas. We should go to Vegas. We should go to Vegas. We should go to Vegas. We should go to Vegas this weekend. Realistically, it's like only a thousand dollars of flights. Everything will be free when we get there.
I'm being serious.
I actually think we should go to Vegas this weekend.
Okay, we'll just go to Vegas for the weekend.
Yeah.
Okay, let's do it.
So many questions.
Why is everything gonna be free when they get there?
I don't know.
Because they're influencers.
Maybe.
It's a 20 hour flight from the Gold Coast.
It's a long way.
And you can't fly direct.
So it's multiple flights.
You'll get there, they'll be shagged. She's like we'll land on Friday so we can
go out Friday but no no no. Yeah but Clint you forget these girls are in their
20s. Ah true. Early 20s. They can do whatever they want. Jet lag doesn't even exist when
you're in your early 20s. Fair. It sounds fun I'm only picking holes in it I'm
looking for reasons not to go, but.
How much?
Cause they said flights would be about a thousand bucks.
There must be a special on flights.
That's why you do it.
That's probably why they're talking about it.
Like a grab a seat type situation.
You know, that's why they're talking about it.
Where they've seen this deal.
My brother and his wife did a version of this.
Not that extreme this year though.
They went on, I think it was grab a seat
and they saw there were really cheap flights to Japan in like three weeks time so they're
like oh should we go to Japan and they did and they did yeah so good
see I mean they're the best trips in my opinion but you don't really know what's
gonna happen it's all last minute yeah what are you not like you don't think so
I feel you could get more out of a trip if you've spent some more time planning this. Oh but boo hoo that sounds so boring.
Well you go then. It's Friday you go. If you're so spontaneous and fun
you book something now. You know I nearly did this exact thing a couple of
years ago because my friend who used to work for an airline for a long time
and gets...
Oh, standby flights.
Standby flights.
And we looked into it where we were going to fly to Vegas for a long weekend and then
split the cost of one person who was going to have to spend, obviously, the most on flights.
But the other two people could go on the standby flights.
Why didn't you?
There was one reason why we didn't go.
I can't remember what it was.
Was it the 40 hours of flying in one weekend?
No, but think of the memories.
You're never gonna go,
oh, remember how bored we were on that flight?
I just thought you'll get more time on the plane
than you will in Vegas.
In 20 years time, you're gonna go,
remember when we decided on a Thursday that we'd go to Vegas on a Friday and
We left the next day. I think you're living in La La Land
No, mate, these things happen. Remember they don't cuz you didn't okay. Okay. I've got one
I've got one that I actually did
When was the Women's World Cup last year the year before? Oh, this is actually quite a good one
This is a very good one.
Literally, so the Matildas were playing in the quarterfinals against France in Brisbane
and my friend calls me up, I think maybe 48, not even 48 hours, and says,
I've just got a ticket, you need to get yourself to Brisbane.
I booked a flight, left the next night, went to the Matildas game, it was a penalty shootout, the best sporting game I've ever watched and
I was there live and that was spontaneous.
Yeah, that's quite good.
That was a good one. What about you?
It's a four hour flight though.
Clint's like, one time I planned a trip to Thailand, six months, only six months out. It was quite stressful,
but eventually, once I got things organised,
six months out.
I did have dreams of, like, when I became an adult,
just doing whatever I wanted.
It's never eventuated.
It's never happened.
You should do it.
No, no, not now.
Book something now.
Too late now.
No, I've got kids now.
I've got responsibility.
Who's gonna feed my cat?
You're such a down buzz.
I'll drive you to the airport.
Let's go.
No, you're just trying to get rid of me.
Now let's see what the next flight out is.
Yeah, let's put him on the next flight out.
Well, why don't you inspire me?
Okay?
Why don't people listening right now try and inspire me?
The next flight out's to Grey Mouth.
He's off to Grey Mouth.
Let's go!
Loosen up!
Have some fun in Britain.
Have some fun.
Yeah, go on.
You'll love it.
He's stressing out even just thinking about it. He's stressing out even just thinking about it. He's stressing out even just thinking about it.. Have some fun. You'll love it. He's stressing
out even just thinking about being spontaneous. Out of control. That's why. He's not in control.
You are a change of undies. Let's go. Yeah. He hates it. I'll feed you cat. Someone call
in with something truly spontaneous that you've done and convince me that it was
a good idea.
Yeah.
What is the most spontaneous thing you've ever done?
I will criticise it, but...
Mate, you're...
I'm telling you, come over to this side.
This side's way more fun.
It's way more fun.
You went to the Gold Coast once, okay?
Mate.
You did it once.
Don't over there acting like your bloody
Mate, I'm doing more than you.
Walter Mitty over there.
I'm doing more than you.
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And Clint, not so much.
I think it's fun in theory.
I think very rarely does it actually come off.
And I think you're enjoying the idea of it as well.
Let's talk about this logically.
I think you are.
Let's talk about it logically guys,
because really when we think about it,
it's not very safe.
I'm just, it's not even that.
It's just, I don't think.
Guys, we just need to be adults
and think of this from a logical perspective because we could get into trouble
What if we don't have our visas ready? What if we don't have our jabs?
What if you don't? Quite literally what if you don't?
Look at her sending him in to disarray
You won't get into the frickin country
Erin's here, hi Erin
Hi Erin
Hi
What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done Erin?
Convince Clint, it's a good idea
Where do we start?
Where do we start? I think it's just how my whole life is just on a whim and it helps that I've got staff
travel for benefits.
Yeah.
How good?
Yeah, and now it's so good.
I'm going to Japan in three weeks and I feel like-
And when did you decide that, Erin?
Well, it was a long time ago, a whole probably three months ago.
Oh.
But-
Is that enough?
Is that enough? Yeah. This is a planned trip, but usually, like I, three years ago, I was is that enough? This is a planned trip but usually like I
three years ago I went to the Philippines and I was just right I'm going next week I
was at the hairdressers the night before saying I still don't know where I'm staying I ended
up going to five islands in six days and each day I was just like, right, where am I gonna go tomorrow?
What am I gonna do?
How am I gonna live my life?
Erin, you can't see Clint's face,
but it's like he's smelled like a real stinky foot right now.
It's not that.
He's turning his nose up.
He's like, not for me.
It's not that, it's just, Erin, you stress me out
and I've never even met you.
No.
But yeah, have you heard of transfer car? No.
Transfer car? What? No. So transfer car is great. Have you not listened to how spontaneous
Clint is? Of course he hasn't heard of transfer car. Well you tell me what, neither have you.
Yeah, these green transfer cars, I took my kids
Yeah, I'm taking my kids to Japan
Yeah, awesome
Three months ago, and you probably planned it to be in the school holidays. I'm still planning it. I still haven't actually got it all sorted.
And that's just the best part about having staff trailers.
Okay, thanks.
I like this one.
My boyfriend at the time was working for a year in Fiji.
We had split up with the intention of getting back together once he returned back to England.
As I'm from the UK, he called me to say he signed for another year. A girl I knew was traveling to
Southeast Asia so I booked a flight, got all my jabs and left six days later.
Split decision, it changed my life and that was in 2012 and I've been gone from
the UK ever since. That's very different. That's amazing. That's very different. That is
someone who's inspiring. Someone who needed to change their life. That's very different. That's amazing. That's very different. That is inspiring.
Someone who needed to change their life. That someone who was running from something.
That's a great story. Celia's here. Hi Celia. Hi Celia.
Hey guys, how you going? Good thanks. Convince Clint that being spontaneous is a great thing.
Yeah. It's just a game changer. Like you can have so much fun.
Well, tell me the most recent thing you did.
Okay, so about two months ago, or maybe three months ago, I booked a flight to Bali two
days before we left.
I was actually out and about at my partner's parents' at the time.
Looked at flights, I thought, oh, they're pretty cheap.
So I just booked them and told them that, yeah, off we go.
We're leaving out in two days.
Two days?
Yep.
Did you have nothing on the rest of that week?
I didn't, no.
And my fiance has literally just, at the time,
resigned from his job with no other job like this.
Perfect timing.
That is quite good timing.
That's great timing.
It's meant to be. Yeah, that's an opportunity. So we just That is quite good timing. That's great timing.
It's meant to be.
Yeah, that's an opportunity.
So we just dropped the cat off, we dropped the dog off.
See?
It's easy.
It was great.
And then we ended up travelling across all these different islands that we wouldn't have
gone to and we were booking accommodation the day before or the day of where we were
going to stay that night.
I love it.
I love it, Celia.
You were booking your accommodation on the day? where we were gonna stay that night. I love it Celia. Wait, you were booking your accommodation on the day.
How good?
Yep, absolutely.
I actually tried to do that once in Thailand on our trip
because people said to us,
if you go on the day to the hotel,
you'll get a better rate.
Did it work?
No, do you know how many hotels we have to go around
to try and find somewhere to stay?
We must have gone to like seven different hotels resorts
to try and find a room.
That doesn't sound fun.
No.
But Celia did it, she was fine.
What about, this one's great.
Are you ready?
This is a love story.
I was dating a guy from the UK
and we had been together for less than six months.
I was turning 30 and due to fly to London for my OE,
we realised we wanted a future together.
So the following week we got
married at the registry office and we both went to London a month later. We
have been married for 20 years with two children.
That's incredible!
Someone texted and said, do these people have jobs?
Obviously not!
Ruth, hi Ruth.
Hi Ruth.
Hit us with a quick one, what's your spontaneous decision that you made?
So a couple of years back my friends were going to see the Joseph Parker fight in Samoa.
Yes.
And I was dropping them at the airport and I just decided to go with them as I dropped them off.
What?!
And I bought my ticket at the airport.
Wait, did you have any clothes or bags or anything?
No.
What did you wear to the fight? So we had like, of course it was international, so we had like a couple of hours, so like
drove back real fast, threw some stuff in a suitcase and then went back.
Oh my god, you are the Ruth, aren't you?
You are the one.
You are the one that they made the saying about, Ruth, aren't you? You are the one. You are the one that made the saying about Ruth.
Yes, maybe.
Yeah.
That's awesome. You can't deny that that is awesome.
That was a good trip.
That's pretty awesome.
That might have been my favourite one.
I'm still not keen though.
Gives you anxiety.
Especially not today. Anyway thanks for your fun stories. I'm up for spontaneity but can we plan
it maybe next week sometime? It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Time is waiting You only got one second of a song
No hesitating You only got one second of a song
And the one second song challenge, it's back. We're going head to head guessing songs as
quickly as we can. We're playing for KFC chicken dollars and Tyler is joining team Bree.
Hi Tyler. Hi.
You want this KFC Tyler?
Sure do.
Let's give it our best shot.
To have that KFC, you'll have to go straight through me
and Shade.
Hi Shade.
Hi guys, how are you?
Good thank you.
You want this KFC Shade?
Oh yeah, I want the KFC Bree.
Oh yeah.
I felt that in my loins just then.
Okay, you're both fired up.
Let's get a rundown on the rules from Claudia.
Hi Claudia.
In my drumsticks.
In my giblets.
In my wicked wings.
In my two piece feet.
Oh, too far.
Oh, too far, Bray.
In my cock.
Oh, too far.
Okay, these are the rules.
This is the one second song challenge.
We're starting a song from the beginning.
It is your job to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the name of the song.
And the first team to three points will take home all of what we were just talking about.
$50 KFC.
Hell yeah.
Wonderful.
You can get whatever you want from KFC.
The theme this week.
We have been talking on the show in the last week or two about the one hit wonders of the 2010s.
And these are some of the songs, controversial or not, that have made the list.
Okay, very good.
So we and Clint, you guys are going first.
Buzz in with your name if you know it.
Here is your first song.
Break.
Break.
Yes?
That is Fun Some Nights.
Nights?
No.
Clint? Clint, Fun When We... No Oh, nights? No.
Clint, fun when we, no fun, we are young.
Yes, we are young.
We might need to strike that off the list if that's not the first fun song that comes to mind.
Yeah, we've got two fun songs.
Yeah, maybe they've got two hits.
Okay, we should make a note of that.
We can suffer that.
That is one point for Team Clint.
So, Sade, Tyler, this one is for you.
Buzz them with your name if you know it.
Tyler.
Yes. Tyler, quick.
Riptide by Farm Joint.
Yes, Tyler. Well done.
Go on, Tyler.
This is a very good one-hit wonder Well done! Go on Tyler!
This is a very good one hit wonder, that I don't think will win greatest one hit wonder
of the 2010s, but it is a fantastic.
Ozzy Boy, Vance Joy.
Oh he is too.
And he's enormous.
Oh really?
Yeah, he's like 6'4", 6'5".
Is it not a ukulele, he's just a giant guy
with a normal size guitar.
Yeah, it's a normal guitar.
Okay, we are one point per team at the moment, so bring Clint back to you.
Clint, Bestial Pompeii.
Very quite well done.
Oh, if you close your eyes.
Claudia, you know the Bestial community does not like it when we call them a one hit wonder.
I know, and I'm part of that community, but, you know know I just wanted to get the song on the radio.
Same. Actually we can play this in a minute this is a great song.
Okay Sade we can close it out here.
Come on Tyler keep us in it.
Yeah.
You sure can.
You got it Tyler.
What's this one?
Tyler.
Tyler.
Call me maybe Kylie Rejecta.
Oh my god.
Again. How's your back Tyler?
It's sore, it's sore.
It's sore.
Ben it is.
Again the Jepo community not happy that she's on there as well.
They reckon she's more than a one hit wonder.
She did have a couple of others.
Yeah.
What say you Tyler, do you reckon she's got more hits?
Yeah there's the um, the run away with me song with like the trumps or whatever
intimate it is in the background and then there's a couple
Oh, we've got a bonafide depo on the phone. When you have to give a description for the song
probably not a hit about it. Yeah, not the best.
We're all tied up right Claude? All we are indeed. So is the last song. I'm going to let anyone buzz in for this one.
We are all in and this is for the win. Are we ready?
Ready.
Ready.
That is Duck Sauce.
And do you know who it's by, Tyler?
I know who it's by.
Oh no, I don't know who it's by.
It's by Duck Sauce.
Sorry, Barbra Streisand. So smells good. Barbersh dries, yeah.
Oh, about time I did something, Tyler.
Well done, Tyler.
You guys got the win.
Actually, can we give a KFC to everybody?
Absolutely.
It's Friday.
It's one of those days, right?
Yeah, everyone needs it.
Charday, two piece feed for you.
Wicked Wings. What else? What's your
favorite? Popcorn chicken? Potato and gravy. Oh double down! And one of those six
pack of bread rolls. Everyone I could just hear people's blinkers going on to
turn into the KFC drive-through right now.
It's ZM's Brainclin podcast. Just want to give you guys a bit of perspective this afternoon on the plight of the modern
man in 2025.
As men, we don't buy shampoo.
Us men in relationships, we don't buy shampoo.
We use whatever our wife has in the shower, or our partner, or our girlfriend.
We use theirs.
Yeah, can I say from the women's perspective,
we hate that.
I understand that.
And I understand that.
Because we spend a lot of money
and time and effort.
And we don't want you just using it
because it's there.
Go buy your own.
I do understand that.
And I promise that I use it.
And all of us men do.
We make your promise.
We use it sparingly.
Like we use as little as we feel the yes you're probably washing all
other bits with it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
definitely not no that's disgusting I know that's a yes I know that men do
that I will say that if I am going to I will always look for whatever one I
believe looks the cheapest.
You know, I'll go, I'll go, I don't need the fancy stuff.
I'll just, I'm happy with the cheap and I didn't buy it, it's yours.
But so I'll do you a favour and I'll look for the cheapest one.
Thanks for doing us a favour.
But I did that recently and it turns out that the cheapest one was the most expensive one.
It like, it had like almost no branding and no writing on it.
And I said to my wife, I was like, don't
worry I used the really cheap one.
She goes, which one?
And I showed her the one and she goes, that is not the cheap one, that's the expensive
one.
Anyway, my point is, it's getting harder and harder as a man to figure out which one the
shampoo is in the shower.
I was having a shower today and I wanted to give my hair a bit of a wash and so I looked
to the floor where my wife keeps all of her products.
There were six bottles of different product
on the floor to choose from,
and I couldn't tell which one was the shampoo.
Why don't you just read?
Well, because I'm gonna read you
some of the names of these things,
and you tell me which one was the shampoo.
So one of them is the Elvive Hyaluron Pure.
One of them is the, oh well this is the ultra
hydration conditioner. So that one's conditioner. That one's not shampoo. What's a
Defy damage power mask? That's a hair mask. What's a hair mask? So a hair
mask, you probably shampoo first. Yeah. I shampoo twice because you're meant to
shampoo twice. Okay. And then you put a hair mask on,
you leave that on while you maybe shave your legs.
Okay.
And then you wash that out,
and then you put your conditioner on.
Wow. Yeah.
Luxurious.
It's like a treatment for your hair.
Is it a shampoo?
Can you wash your hair with it?
I mean, probably not.
Okay.
What's...
Sorry. Is it in another language? What's an exfoliating scalp pre-wash?
That's probably before shampoo.
So that goes in before the shampoo.
I've never heard of that to be honest, but I'm guessing it's just like a...
Okay.
What's a lust...
...thing before you wash your hair?
What's a lust color mask?
Obviously, another mask.
Like for your color. Oh. What's a lust colour mask? Obviously another mask.
Like for your colour.
So it's probably like a, you know like, but then you can also have like purple shampoo
which is like, if you've got like highlights or blonde and you put the purple shampoo in
before you shampoo.
Because then, or is it after you shampoo?
I don't know.
So for the fellas that are using their partner's shampoo, does purple shampoo, is it okay for
people who don't have dyed hair as well?
No, don't use it unless you have like blonde highlights.
What will it do to my hair?
Um, it just won't be that great for it.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
And then the last one was a shampoo, but it looked kind of medicated.
So I wasn't sure if that was shampoo for me or shampoo for the dog.
I think that's a dog shampoo.
Yeah right, okay good.
Anyway, I took a punt and my hair feels fine, feels clean.
It's just getting tougher and tougher for us guys out there because you don't want us
to use a three in one.
We've been told to avoid a three in one.
I mean, hear me out.
And then you don't want us to use your shampoos and you don't make it obvious what shampoos we should use.
Hear me out. This is crazy.
I know this is a wild concept.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe if you go and buy your own
and you don't buy a three in one, problem solved.
Well, when they start making-
It's crazy, I know.
Hear me out.
I'm talking like way into the future,
like, you know, but like crazy thoughts. When they start making shampoo for men, I know when hear me out when they talking like way into the future like
You know, but like crazy so when they start making shampoo for men
I'll do it. I'll be the first in line. Honestly, it's a lost cause
Play Zed Eames Brian Clint. It's Friday and it's time for another Brian Clint's Friday O'Kee!
We bring it to you every week.
Yeah, and while listening to us today might be a bit strained, you can rest assured that we recorded these Friday O'Kees earlier in the week.
Yes, before the radio awards took place last night.
They weren't recorded on these vocal cords.
No, it was prior.
Will that help?
Of course.
It means they will be
pristine and solid versions of Alex Warren's Ordinary.
After a couple of weeks of pretty full on female vocals, quite intense, I've gone, because
it's my pick, I've decided to go for the advantage of a male voice, thought that would suit me
a bit better this week, so I've chosen Alex Warren.
Angels up in the clouds, my chair, there's nowhere we've gone, something so wild, we'll
be ordinary.
I think you underestimate my ability to sing male vocals.
Your ability to go low.
Yep.
As always, you'll get to hear both and then you guys will be invited to call 0800DIALS.M
and pick the winner.
But let's start with my one.
This is my version of Alex Warren.
Good luck.
Thank you! Day after day, we'll make the mundane our masterpiece
Oh my my, oh my my love
I take one look at you, you're taking me out
On the ordinary, I want you laying me down
Till we're dead and buried
On the edge of your knife
Stayin' drunk on your vine The angels up in the clouds
Are jealous knowin' we found Something so out of the ordinary
You got me kissin' the ground Of your sanctuary
Shatter me with your touch, all over terminated dust
The angels up in the clouds, a child is nowhere we found
I see why you picked it. In your wheelhouse.
Bit safe if anything.
In your wheelhouse.
Yeah.
Very good I thought. I thought 10 out of 10 from my perspective.
Don't really want to play mine. Do you want to say anything
about yours? Anything that happened today before we play yours? Oh just the guy who
makes these Friday O'Kees, Sam, who is a genius, he said, Free, yours is so
beautiful and I love it and you sound like an angel on yours. Is that what he said?
That's the I mean word for word. You asked me what he said and he said you
sound like a songbird of your generation on yours. Oh then I can't wait to hear it.
Yeah same. That's the feedback he gave I can't wait to hear it. I agree and I can't wait
for people to experience it. Okay well here's Breeze Alex Warren okay you can
vote on the winner once you've heard both. Good luck. We'll make the mundane our masterpiece Oh my my, oh my my love
I take one look at you and you're taking me out
Of the ordinary
I'll put you laying me down
To a dead and buried
On the edge of your night
Staying drunk on your fire
The angels up in the clouds A jealous and old refound On the edge of your night, staying drunk on your fire
The angels up in the clouds are jealous knowing we've found
Something so wild, the ordinary
You got me kissing the ground of your sanctuary
Shattered me with your touch, oh lord, pretend me to touch
The angels up in the clouds Are jealous, no one we found I thought it was going to be. That's better than I thought it was. I see what Sam means.
It was wonderful.
This is what it was and it was a joy.
So many things coming through.
Someone said, guys, was that Brie or Voldemort?
Guys, that almost made me want to drive off the road.
Someone just told me to go back to Australia. That one hurt. Does it sound like Brea is trying to do number two? Kind of. The kind of vibe I was going for.
But I think I think I hit it out of the park. I think you did an excellent job. I think I had the
essence because if you listen to his original he's that low. Yeah. And I think I had the essence, because if you listen to his original, he's that low.
And I think I tried to get as low as I could and I think I had the essence of his.
You stayed true to the original.
Yeah, yeah, that's all I was trying to do.
We need five people who are willing to pick the winner of this week's Friday Oakey.
If you would like to do that and give us any feedback that you have, you can do that right
now. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast.
Friday Oakey!
If you're just joining us you have just missed us taking on Alex Warren
Ordinary for Friday Oakey this week. Mine sounded like this.
Something so out of the ordinary. You've got me kissing the ground of your sanctuary. And Breeze sounded like this.
I think that was my worst part actually.
That bit doesn't really do you justice.
No I think that was the worst of my, the rest was way better.
Don't worry everyone who's on the line
has heard the real version.
And Jordan is gonna go first.
Hi Jordan.
Hi Jordan.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thank you Jordan.
We'd love your feedback and your vote, please.
So I'll be voting Clint this week.
What?
What?
You're kidding me Jordan.
Were you listening to what I was listening to?
Yes, I'm pretty sure. I'm sorry, bro. You sounded like you had a bit of a tracheotomy going on.
That's what I was going for. I thought that's what the people wanted.
Thank you Jordan. We appreciate the feedback. Jack's here as well. Hi Jack.
Hi Jack.
Hey, how's it?
Good mate. What are your thoughts Jack?
I think it's a win by default here.
What do you mean?
For me obviously.
Nah, I gotta give it to you.
Oh, come on Jack.
Come on, I laid it all on the line.
It's hard when songs not in your range.
You know, it makes it really tough.
But Matilda's here.
Hi Matilda.
Hi Matilda.
Hi.
What did you think of Friday Oakey this week?
Well, I'm giving the point to Bre.
I'm only doing it for a sympathy vote.
I feel really sorry for you, Bre.
And you know what, Matilda?
I am not too proud to take a sympathy vote.
So I will take it and run with it.
Thank you.
Okay.
See ya.
Bye.
That's my favourite. That's my wheelhouse. You're not out of it. You're not out of this. Zara's ya. Bye. That's my favourite.
That's my wheelhouse.
You're not out of it.
You're not out of this.
Zara's here.
Hi Zara.
Hi Zara.
Hi.
Alright, what did you think about Fridayoke
Alex Warren this week?
You guys did good, I guess.
It was good, I guess.
Who are you going to vote for?
Brie.
Brie!
No way, Zara.
You're joking. Thank you, Zara. The tide may have turned.
The sympathy vote sometimes you can win on a sympathy vote but I don't know if it's gonna be today
surely not Peppa. Peppa hi. Hi. We've come down to a decider. You have the ultimate power. What is your vote for Fridayoke this week?
Clint.
There it is.
Something so out of the ordinary
You could be kissing the ground of your sanctuary
Thank you Peppa for restoring actual faith in human ears
I thought I had it this week. I thought I'm you almost pulled off the impossible. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I listened to it. I thought it was one of my best. I
Thought I crushed it you get to pick next week song. Okay, okay
Let's see what you come probably not anymore Alex Warren for a while
Yeah, it's in the country. I need to recover from that one. Thanks for your votes.
It is Brinclin. Time for a birthday banger.
All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.
Here we go, let's do your birthday banger for a Friday.
What a good one for a Friday. Like when you hear it you just know
that that's the vibe.
You know? Some Fridays we get three. Yeah we do. From time to time. We'll start
with Shelby. Hi Shelby. Hi Shelby. Hi. It was your birthday this week. Yeah it was. Oh no way!
Happy birthday for this week. What is the exact date Shelby? Um the 6th of the 6th 2009
Okay so you literally were 16 this week in 2025 so Shelby this week the number one song is
The rain goes up in the clouds, our chair there's no one we've got
Oh no I've got PTSD
What do you know?
Oh no The song we just PTSD. What do you know?
Oh no.
The song we just did for Fridayoke Alex Warren.
Oh no, sorry Shelby, I've ruined your birthday banger.
Shelby, if this wins, do you want the Alex Warren version, the Brie version or the Clint
version?
Um, probably Alex Warren.
Probably the Brie version, yeah.
Don't do that to New Zealand Shelby.
Wait there Shelby, we'll do Richard's birthday banger.
Hi Richard.
G'day Richard.
Hey, how you doing?
Good thank you.
It's your birthday next week.
Yeah.
Oh nice Richard, happy birthday for next week.
What's the exact date?
Ah 12-6-81.
Alright that means you were 16 in 1997.
We've done the calculations and this had a number one hit.
Oh, it's a bit of a savage garden, Richard.
It wouldn't have been one I'd pick, but...
They were big though. They were big. You can't deny that, Richard.
They were.
Oh, that does... that does't deny that Richard that way. Yeah, that does that does something to me that one
This is the song with chicka-chiricola
Okay, wait there Richard one more birthday banger for Mila they're gonna do the mums birthday banger hi Mila hi Mila
How old are you Mila. Hi Mila. How old are you Mila? I'm 11. 11 but you're gonna do mum's birthday
banger because you're not 16 yet and all we need from you is your mum's birthday.
It's the 6th of April 1982. Well done Mila that means your mum was 16 in 1998 and we've done the calculations.
Here's mum's birthday banger.
I'm so mad about you
I'm so mad about you
Casey and Jojo.
I love this too.
I'm so mad about you
What's your mum's name Mila?
I love David Nicole.
Nicole.
She'll love this, I know she will. Is mum's a thumbs up or thumbs down for, Mila? Now that I love all of you. I love David Nicole. Nicole. Nicole. She'll love this, I know she will.
Is mum's a thumbs up or thumbs down for this, Mila?
I'm not sure, she's not really sure though.
Oh, okay, you'll have to tell her later.
Yeah. Okay, wait there.
I will be voting for either Savage Garden
or Casey and JoJo.
Whoa, it's Savage Garden, no doubt in my mind.
Like a chicken cherry cola.
Yeah, go on.
Oh, you just know as soon as it kicks in.
Richard, you've won birthday banger, well done.
Oh, let's go, Richard!
Let's go Richard!
The winner of birthday banger today, for Richard and what sounded like the whole family,
Savage Garden.
Yeah, go on Richard and the fam,
no regrets.
What a stone cold banger from Savage Garden. Go on Richard and the fam. No regrets. What a stone cold banger from Savage Garden.
Heavily endorsed by Mama Di who's listening
from Queensland at the moment.
She was texting through while the voting process
was going on.
She said she was gonna disown us if we didn't pick
that one from Savage Garden.
And then other people on the text machine,
someone said have you guys done this for Friday Oakey yet?
We have done a Savage Garden song.
Fun fact, Friday Oakey, I picked a Savage Garden song
as the very first song that we ever did.
Was it the first one?
Yeah, but I can't remember what song it was.
Do you have any songs there?
I think it was this.
This is the song.
I think it was this one.
Like if you're gonna do Savage Garden, I feel like This is the song. I think it was this one. Like if you're gonna do Savage Garden I feel like this is the song. Yeah.
Go on, give us a few bars.
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need.
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy. Might be time to revisit it. Yeah, maybe. Be everything that you need You're more with every birth dream
Might be time to revisit it.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe it was meant to be a duet.
I will be strong, I will be free
That was pretty.
ZAMB's Bree and Clint podcast.
Last night was the New Zealand Radio and Podcast Awards.
Happens every year.
Every single show from every single radio station around the country is there.
And not just the big ones. There's community community stations there's stations you've never heard of
before yeah it's awesome everyone is invited there's podcast awards
everybody gets dressed up it's a great night we this year more than any other
year made no secret about the fact we were hoping to clinch our first ever radio award for this show.
We got a blessing. We got a blessing on this show yesterday.
And this is what I wanted to focus on. So, spoiler, we didn't win. We lost. And we had
this conversation the second it was announced. We lost to a really good show. We lost to
The Rock Drive with Jay and Dunk.
They do a fantastic show.
So if I have to lose.
It's fine when you lose to a great show
and they're a great show.
So it's all good.
But we went above and beyond this year.
Not necessarily with our entry,
but we asked God,
we asked God if we could win a radio award this year.
We got one of the elders from Ella's Family Church
to come on the show yesterday
and give us a fricking blessing.
God, you are a God of humour and you make these two
and they're quite funny.
Yes.
So I just ask that it's their time.
They are ready for an award.
I know what's happened here.
What?
I know what this is just confirmed.
God hates us. That's what I was about to ask. God hates us. I was just about to ask, does this mean
that God hates us? It is finally caught up with us. Does this mean that God has forsaken the
Breann clinch? I didn't do all my rosaries and now God's pissed. What are you, how do you guys feel producers? Because Claudia
you, I know you, our entry that you put together this year was fantastic. Can I
just go on the record? I spent a lot of time on that. And that was the best I could do. So if our best collectively is not good enough. You polished this turn until it couldn't be polished no more.
I agree with you. I think that was our best attempt.
Yeah.
That might be all we've got.
Guys, we've got six months of the year,
we have to do something outrageous.
Do we have to better ourselves?
Yeah, we have to better.
What is a working experience?
Can't we just keep whinging and complaining
that we're not gonna be able to better ourselves?
We've been whinging and complaining for seven years,
it hasn't worked so far.
What's something that we can do that they can't ignore?
Ella has her hand up.
Yes, Ella.
I think it's time we go overseas
and find Channing Tatum again.
I literally just was having the same thought.
Crackly, like actually do it this time.
And?
Tatum too.
Tatum too.
And I vow, and this is just all just for
ratings and to get us an award, I'll give him a lap dance. Perfect. Can we film it?
You'd do that for us? Mate, I would put my body on the line and grind up on that beautiful man.
We can't ask you to do that. Claudia will do it.
Fine, I'll do it.
What?
It's a producer's job to get stuff done.
No, I said I'd do it.
You guys know that failing to find Chedding Tatum has already lost us a radio award before.
So imagine if it happens again.
We have to find him. I feel like we have to bag him up,
bring him back and put him on the show for three months. I feel like we could really do something
around this. Maybe Bree message him again. This is all just brainstorming guys. We're brainstorming.
Yeah brainstorming. Or Clint, you don't like stuff. Maybe we like really annoy you and send you. I don't like stuff.
Is that my personality? You don't like spontaneity.
Brett, you're friends with Channing Tatum
and Clint, you're a miserable old prick.
And you're hungover.
No, but we do something spontane-ate-ous.
Spontaneous. And then we learn English.
Mmm.
Or... Or?
We just be very grateful that we were nominated again.
Shut up.
Nah.
Nah.
I want to win.
Why are you playing the music?
This is a brainstorm.
Nah.
I'm not done.
Stop the music.
Stop the music.
The ZM Podcast Network.
Look, not to harp on, but the radio awards were last night and we all went. We were nominated, didn't win, but
that's neither here nor there. At the awards last night, it's so cool
because you get to hang out with everyone that works in radio in New
Zealand and obviously not just at the company we work for but we get to see
our other friends that are across the road, this and that. Not Mike Hosking, we
don't get to hang out with him.
No, he gets a special roped off area.
It's a velvet robe.
It is a champagne lounge for him and Kate.
You're not allowed to look him in the eye.
No.
You can make eye contact with him, but it needs to be via the reflection in his shoes.
So you look at his shoes and then if he chooses to look at the shoe, it's like you can communicate
with him through that.
Yeah, which is quite hard because I'm taller than him so it's
quite difficult for me but anyway you have worked in New Zealand Radio for a
long time all your mates are there and Ella noticed something last night and
she mentioned it to me and she wanted she wanted to ask you okay there's one
particular question didn't you Ella?, thanks for throwing me in this.
Ella turns around to me after you'd just seen some of your friends, right?
You'd just seen some of your friends.
And then Ella leans over to me and what did you say?
She said, does Clint put on a bro voice, like a lad voice in front of your friends?
I've never heard this voice from you.
And then I then listened out for it.
Yeah.
And I was like, he does have a lad's voice
that he puts on when he sees the lads.
I think you're probably right.
Is that right?
I think you're probably right.
My wife has accused me,
well she accused me,
she's noticed that I have a voice.
A lad voice.
Yeah, there's a lad voice, but then she's also noticed
if we have tradespeople at the house, she said I have tradie voice as well.
Where I change the way that I speak.
Yeah, it was really noticeable.
And she goes, I didn't even realise it was Clint talking and I had to turn
I turned around and it was Clint talking.
I thought it was someone else. I think I'm a bit of a chameleon. You've got a series of voices. Can we hear your lads voice?
No you can't because you're not the lads. One of my favourite Clint voices is DJ Clint voice.
Oh yeah MC Clint voice. Which you do on stage. Make some noise! Who was I talking to?
There was a few people it happened a few times.
One of them was your friend. Nixon from My FM was one. Yeah. And then who else?
It was someone else. The only time I've ever heard you say the word yo. No, no that's not true.
That's not true. Sorry you said that. Because you heard me say that in DJ voice as well. You hear me say, yo, yo, yo. Yo, what up, Syntony?
What up my crew?
I also use the yo when I'm doing my pirate voice.
Yo ho ho.
Trady voice.
Pirate voice.
I guess, do you have a voice with us then?
Girlie pop voice.
This is it, yeah.
Is this your voice or are you putting on a voice?
Have you heard his voice when he goes home,
that he gives for his wife?
It sounds like, no hold on, I can do it.
I remember what it sounds like.
It was like this.
Hello little snunky bear.
Hey, snunky little bear.
How was you doing?
Come and give me a kissy-wissy.
I have heard him do this on the phone.
He does it.
He's got a pussy-clip.
Pussy.
I have a voice with the kids.
So there's...
What's your kids voice?
It's much softer.
Yeah, it's quite cute.
But I don't know why I changed my voice.
They're four and five.
They're not babies.
Oh, they're babies.
But yeah, it does change.
I have a voice for my dogs.
I've got a dog voice as well, yeah.
Who's your little cutest girl?
Who's your cutest girl? Who's your big stretch. Who's your little cutest girl? Oh, it's your big stretch.
What was your big stretch for you? Mine is um, hello big boy. Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny?
Do you guys reckon baby voice, because we're both doing baby voice to the dogs, only time that it's
less cringe to a dog.
When it's to a dog or a cat.
You can't do it to your partner or parent.
As soon as you do it to a living human being, disgusting.
But like if you're not saying,
if you're not saying big stretch to your dog.
Get it up to your chest, say it now, otherwise what?
You have a flirting voice.
Go on, do the impression of that.
Do the flirty voice.
Nice shirt you're wearing.
Oh my god.
Wow.
And I know the face. It's his face.
Nice shirt you're wearing.
It's so true.
They're in the corner!
Well if anyone's hungry, we're serving roast Clint.
And it is well done.
It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Bro, that's the end of the show.
Not to whinge, but I had a great time on the show today.
Don't get me wrong.
But were we also very hungover?
Yes.
I messaged the group at about 11am this morning
after asking for everybody's out of 10,
after how they're feeling after a very big night
for us last night.
What time do we all get home?
Just to start it off, Claude?
I was home at one.
I was home at three.
Whoa! Three. Wow. 10.30 at one. I was home at three. Four!
Three.
Wow.
10.30.
10.30.
10.30.
So I'll give you what you said was out of 10
and you tell me where you're at now.
So at 11 o'clock, Ella, you were a seven,
now you are a?
Five and a half.
You've gone down?
Yes.
Bree, you were a six, now you are a?
Five.
Yeah, Claudia, you were a 5.8, now you are a?
An eight, baby.
Are you back?
Whoa!
I'm back.
I ever saw a throat from yelling so much today
because we've just been so silly,
but besides that, I feel all right.
I was a six and then I had six wicked wings
and now I'm a minus six.
No.
Minus one for each wicked wing.
Yeah.
Have an excellent weekend, everybody.
Yeah, have a great time.
Go do something fun. And sexy. weekend everybody. Have a great time. Go do something fun.
And sexy.
And spontaneous.
And safe.
Of course you'd say that.
Boring.
Boring.
Okay and nude.
Whatever dad. Eww dad. Don't make it weird.
Bye guys.
Go home.