ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th March 2023
Episode Date: March 6, 2023Georgia Burt in for Bree Annoying noises Harry Styles outfit checks Georgia love Morgan Wallen See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Bree's got the vid.
She's got the bloody vid.
Don't say ooh.
I said boo.
I thought you said ooh.
Ooh, yuck.
She's got germs.
You are a bit of an ooh when you've got it, eh?
Yeah.
My wife's got it at the moment and I keep going to her ooh.
Bit of a sickie.
Yeah.
But to be fair, she says ooh to me.
And I don't even have COVID.
But is that just because
you're rolling around
and you're like,
I'm King Clint.
I haven't got COVID.
I'm better than everyone.
Ooh.
I've never had it.
I do make her refer to me
as King Clint.
Yeah, you're right.
Oh, I would hate that.
Jeez.
Georgia's here
filling in for Bree.
Hi, Georgia.
Hello.
You got COVID?
Have I got it now?
Yeah. You do? Oh, no. Fine by You got COVID? Have I got it now? Yeah.
You do?
Oh, no.
Fine by me.
I'm immune.
Oh, no.
Sorry, Kingpin.
I can't get it.
I can't wait for karma to come back around and just kick you in the butt.
I know.
It's happening in a week.
I know.
You really want me to get a deadly virus.
No, we don't.
I know, Claude.
I know.
Unfortunately, I can't get it.
When you put it like that,
maybe I'm the arsehole.
Ella had the idea that while you're here,
Georgia, filling in, you should be
subject to the same scrutiny as us
where we
try and figure out who has the most cringeworthy
Instagram bio.
Oh, yeah.
Because it can be quite cringy.
Yeah, you think
it was good?
Yeah.
Brie got the ick
from mine,
but I thought
mine was funny.
Hey, what's yours?
Oh, I liked yours.
I remember that.
Yeah.
Have we been kooky
with ours?
Mine's a bit kooky.
Oh, I see.
Don't look mine up.
Just bring your own up.
I'm just not big enough
to be kooky.
You know,
people have to know
who I am.
Do we need to get you
some Instagram followers?
Follow at Georgia Burt on Instagram.
There's a JJ in the middle.
Follow at JJ Georgia Burt on Instagram.
Georgia JJ Burt?
Yeah, just...
No wonder you don't have any followers.
They can't fucking find you.
I can't get my actual name.
I can't get my name.
Georgia JJ Burt.
What's your middle name?
Wouldn't you like to know?
It's a really long
JJ
Short for JJ
I just support JJ's everywhere I go
Alright we're going around the room
And doing our Instagram bios
I'll start it off
At Clintstagram with two M's
30ish and flirty-ish.
Oh.
Are you just trying to stay at...
30-ish and flirty-ish.
You know the saying, 30 and flirty?
Yeah, but you're like getting past the 30-ish.
Well...
So you're still also getting past the flirty-ish.
I'm getting past all of it.
You can change it soon to 40-ish and naughty-ish.
Yeah. I don't want to think about naughty Clint. Naughty-ish andirty-ish. I'm going to pass all of that. You can change it soon to 40-ish and naughty-ish. Yeah.
I don't want to think about naughty class.
Naughty-ish and 40-ish.
Technically, I am 40-ish.
What are you?
Well, ish.
Ish.
We're all 40-ish.
I'm not.
Nah.
How old are you?
36.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you were 35.
And loves the chicks.
I'm in the running for cringiest.
Okay, let's go to Ella for her Instagram bio.
It's great.
It's plants and...
No, state your handle first, please.
Sorry.
Ella, the gator Plants and Books
Any Day
Aww
That's kind of sweet and humble
That's humbly
Thank you
Thanks
I think mine's fine
Plants and Books
Over
No
Chicks and Dicks
Chicks and Dicks
I like that
Yeah
Yeah cool
Plants before
Plants before
Grants Yeah Grants No Grants before... Plants before... Grants.
Yeah, grants.
No grants here.
Who needs them?
Yeah.
Overrated.
Plants and books.
Plants and books.
Very wholesome.
It is a bit boring.
No, it's very wholesome.
It's very you.
Books before looks.
Yeah.
It's all about what's in the book.
Plants before grants.
We like it.
Okay, let's go to Claudia.
At producer Claude, based on a true story.
Oh, that's deep, man.
I don't get it.
I mean, it's not all true.
She's taken some creative license with it.
They've just shown the highlight.
That dog?
Not hers.
Yeah, I just borrow him a lot.
Yeah, she does have a dog.
It's just not that one.
It's not the cute one.
Just leaves Georgia. Don't put me Yeah. She does have a dog. It's just not that one. It's not the cute one. Just leaves Georgia.
Don't put me last.
You're about to go.
It's about to be a real dud.
I think hers is cringe.
Shut up, Ella.
I haven't even read it.
Go.
Oh, no.
I give you everything in this.
Go.
Come on.
Okay.
At JJ, Georgia, JJ.
At Georgia, JJ, I don't, come on. At JJ, Georgia JJ. At Georgia JJ Burt.
ZM's.
I really just put it out
for everyone.
ZM online's
work day.
Wait,
love,
love,
with a love heart.
Where am I in the world?
NZ.
What,
wow.
28.
Fuckers,
it's still going.
It's the Tinder bio.
What is this?
Give us that. Give us that. We're fixing it. Love, wow. 28. Because it's still going. It's the Tinder bio. What is this? Give us that.
Give us that.
We're fixing it.
Love, love.
I do love all of it.
Because she's being a celebrant.
You just need to do it.
I've had that there for years.
Just do a crying emoji and then I'll just sum you up.
Oh, what's Clint?
Clint, make me look hot.
No, we're writing it together.
Make me sound hot.
Yeah, we'll make you look hot.
Why don't we make George's bio?
I'm deleting all of that
by the way. You need to change it too.
You need to take your job out of it. You are not
your job. You are
so much more than your job.
Like PR stuff, you know.
Then what are they doing on your page?
They might be like, damn.
They're there for you.
Haim is my baby.
Haimie is my baby
No
You need to have
The JJ stands for
And then
JJ
Oh yeah
Something
JJ stands for
Just jokes
Just jokes
What about something about
Cowboys
You like cowboys
Save a cowboy
Wait
Save a horse
Save a cowboy
Ride a
Ride a
Cowboy
Ride Ride me I'm not that bothered About horses Oh No like save a cowboy ride a ride a cowboy ride
ride me
I'm not that bothered
about horses
oh
no like
that's the bio
whips and chains
anyway
at georgia jj burt
I'm not that bothered
about horses
I'm not a horse girl
oh my god
yes because there's
something about horse girls
that just
that's a thing right
if you have to say
you're not a horse girl
you're probably a horse girl
I don't even know
what like
what's Clint doing he's gone quiet oh he's riding like That's a thing, right? If you have to say you're not a horse girl, you're a horse girl. I don't even know what, like...
What's Clint doing?
He's gone quiet.
Oh, he's writing, like, I'm sweaty.
Don't write that.
I'm sweaty.
Also, in the show today, did you bump your face into the microphone?
I headbutted it.
I saw that.
Oh, man.
Okay, Clint, I'm getting nervous you're not chatting in this.
Yeah, write it out.
I really don't write this.
I'm panicking.
It's really long.
I'm really panicking.
Look, mine was shorter than this and you ripped mine out.
I'm trying to refresh it to see if he's up.
Screenshot it while it's there.
Got it!
It's ready.
When you're ready.
Oh, that's bad.
Just your regular rootin tootin cagoo
save a horse ride me
I'm off the market
I get it
I just remembered something
I want to see if it still works
I'm off the market
hey Siri what's my name
oh it's not doing it
she's not talking
My friend changed it years ago
And I only realised the other day
She changed it to Glamour Cowboy of the Far Reaching West
That's what Suri thinks your name is
That's my Suri name
Damn, Suri thinks you're extra
So is George's bio, I like it
We're not saving that
You need to add some emojis in there
No, I had emojis
No, like the sparkly one or a horse one.
I reckon just straight cowgirl.
Yes, put the cowgirl emoji in right.
Yeehaw.
But then, hey, are people going to think that I'm, like,
out there with the cows and stuff?
Because I don't know what to do with them.
What's wrong with that?
I think they should see you having an identity crisis.
Who am I?
Who are you?
Georgia JJ Byrne.
Coming in.
Well, howdy pilgrims.
Afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to the Bree and Clint show.
With no Bree today, she's off sick.
So we've got Georgia filling in.
Kia ora Georgia.
Kia ora.
How are ya?
Look, it's been a long day. I've been here since like 7.30.
You got in to do your normal show.
Yeah.
And then you got the message to say, hey look, we need you in the afternoon instead.
So what have you been doing, just sitting around?
I annoyed everyone in the office for a couple of hours.
Yeah.
And then I went to the mall and ended up getting
two grapefruit and a block of chocolate and came back.
Two grapefruit and a block of chocolate?
I don't know where my mind was at.
Did you not even get a food court cousin?
No, I don't eat, no.
You don't eat food court curry?
No way, who eats food court curry these days?
Anybody who walks past it and smells food court curry?
Also, this, actually, now that you say that,
I don't think there's a curry at this food court.
A butter chicken from the food court, that's a good day.
That's a good day.
No, because they've upped the price by like $2 now,
if you want to get a drink and a naan.
I'm not just kidding.
Who's just kidding?
No, no, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Stick to grapefruit and a block of cheese or whatever you got.
A block of chocolate, thank you.
Oh, a block of chocolate.
Although a block of cheese wouldn't go amiss.
Today on the show, your chance to play Guess That Voice with us
wins some free KFC chicken dollars a bit later on.
We're going to tell you how you can get over to the States
to see Taylor Swift.
This competition is huge.
Every Swifty out there is trying to figure out what they can do
to get themselves this ticket.
Yeah, because there's no word of her coming to New Zealand.
Not from what I've heard. No. I mean, we're in the know. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah. Because there's no word of her coming to New Zealand. Not from what I've heard. No.
I mean, we're in the know.
Yeah, exactly right. Yeah. Trust us.
If we thought she was coming to New Zealand, we wouldn't have
shelled out on all these flights to America.
It'd be much cheaper for us to just get you to see Taylor
Swift in New Zealand, wouldn't it? And also to probably
leak it, if that was the case.
So we'll tell you how you can get in on that soon.
But first, let's kick it off with Tradie vs.
Lady. We're all tied up again.
It is 17 wins versus 17 wins in the Tradie vs. Lady arena.
Who are you rooting for, Georgia?
Oh, ladies always.
Double points if it's Tradie ladies, though.
I love that.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Because they get to choose, don't they?
Of course they can choose.
2023, Georgia.
We get to do whatever we want.
Yeah.
You guys can even vote.
Can we?
Can we take part in the census tomorrow?
You should.
Oh.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus Lady.
It's been a tight old year in the Tradie versus Lady arena.
It's been one point ahead, then tie, then the other one, one point ahead, then back to a
tie, and we're back to a tie. It's
17 games all. This is how we
like any game, though. Yeah. Real close
like this. Yeah. As long as
the tradie, I mean the ladies, tradie ladies
come out in front. What am I even going for
anymore? Back aside, Georgia. I know.
One's head and one's heart for
you, eh? Let's go to our
lady first. She's calling in from Palmerston North. She's 32, eh? Let's go to our lady first.
She's calling in from Palmerston North.
She's 32 and she is a mum to two girls.
Welcome to the show, Sarah.
Hi.
Hello.
Are you girls listening?
Are they cheering you on in tradiverse, lady?
No, one's asleep in the back and one's still at kindy.
Oh, good.
No pressure then.
Pressure's off.
Okay, you can take us off speaker if you can.
We're going to meet our tradie.
He's calling in from Hawke's Bay.
He's 22 and it's his first day working with Sausage Boy.
Oh, not Sausage Boy again.
Welcome to the show, Thomas.
Hello.
Hello, how are you?
Hello.
For those who don't know, Sausage Boy is a tradie on a building site.
Their team called into play.
Three members of the same building site called into play.
Not a single win amongst them, Thomas.
Oh, that's terrible.
Yeah.
My first day on the job with them, so I'm thinking a bit better.
Turn the tide.
I was actually just going to wonder, though,
was it part of the criteria working with him that you also had to enjoy sausages?
Oh, I don't know.
I can't answer that one.
Who doesn't enjoy sausages?
Who, yeah.
Sarah, we got you back?
Yes, I'm back.
That is much better.
Okay, Sarah, your buzzer is lady.
Thomas, yours is tradie.
First to three correct answers is walking away with $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
All right, are you ready?
Yep.
Yep.
A New Zealand police officer has avoided charges for driving at 182 k's per hour.
Without their siren on, how fast is 100 miles per hour and kilometres per hour?
How fast is 100 miles an hour in k's?
Trady, Thomas.
Is it 160?
You got it.
Well done.
One to the tradies.
The Warriors.
The mighty Warriors
won their first game
of the year over the weekend.
Oh, okay.
Thomas, you don't know
the question,
but have a guess.
The Knights,
and it was 22-15.
We'll finish the question
and Sarah will have first option to answer it
First of all
it's our year
Secondly, what city are the Warriors
based in?
Sarah, you want a free guess?
Are they
I've no idea
Hamilton?
No, Thomas?
Auckland.
Yeah, you got that.
Okay, two points to the tradies.
You could take it out here, Thomas, if you get this one correct.
All my faith is in you, though, Sarah.
Name the cyclone that ravaged New Zealand three weeks ago.
Tradie.
Thomas, just.
Cyclone Gabriel.
Well done.
Sorry,
Sarah,
it wasn't to be.
Thomas,
too strong.
The first
win for the
Sausage Boy
community.
Congratulations.
Oh,
thank you very
much.
I think they'll
keep you on
after that.
Yeah.
Sausages for
the win.
You've brought
some money
to the
work site.
50 bucks
from KFC
coming your way. Congratulations. You're brought some mana to the work site. 50 bucks from KFC coming your way.
Congratulations.
You're going to Harry Styles, aren't you?
Tomorrow night at Mount Smart.
Yes, I've been practising my boot scooting.
I can't believe he's only doing one show.
Is he only doing one show?
Yeah, one show.
The amount of Harry hype around at the moment,
I feel like he could sell out Eden Park two or three times.
You literally mention that guy,
and my TikTok just totally changes to all of him.
Yeah, yeah, it knows.
It knows, and that's how you find out all the little tidbits
of how to prepare for it.
Corb is very brave and shared with us,
as a millennial attending the Harry Styles concert,
that she's a bit nervous,
that she's going to get judged by Gen Z.
She doesn't really know what to wear.
I totally feel it.
She's worried she'll be a little bit out of her comfort zone.
You, Georgia, as a millennial as well, are you feeling this as well?
Yeah, well, because when I popped to the mall today,
everyone was out like scurrying around trying to get their outfits for it.
And I was like, what?
I was just going to rock up in a T-shirt and jeans.
Yeah.
But apparently at Harry, you don't do that.
You don't do that.
What do you wear?
You've got to put the effort in.
Okay.
I'm not a Harry stylist, so I don't actually know.
A Harry stylist.
That was pretty good, eh?
That's pretty good.
Thank you.
Okay, well, so have you got an outfit sorted yet?
No, I was going to panic tonight.
So this is...
Oh, my God, this is the worst.
It's the night before.
And I'm going to strut around the house,
be like, what do you think of this?
Hey, my partner.
What do you think his opinion's going to be?
I don't care.
Just wear something.
He'll go, it looks fine.
He'll be like, you look good in anything.
I'll be like, that's not very helpful, is it?
Well, first, Claude's got some advice for us,
but first, shall we check in with the Gen Z
who's actually attending Harry Styles tomorrow?
Ella. Hi. What are you wearing to Harry Styles? So I have got my advice for us, but first shall we check in with a Gen Z who's actually attending Harry Styles tomorrow. Ella. Hi.
What are you wearing to Harry Styles? So I have got my
first half sorted. The second half,
the pants, the skirt, I don't know.
Wait, pants and a skirt. Sorry, I thought you meant first half
of the concert. I was like, are you doing a wardrobe change
mid-concert? No, no, no, no, no, no.
So what have we got? We've got the bottom half sorted.
No, the top. So I've got like a
pink sheer frilly thing, long sleeve.
Looks cute. Don't know what to thing, long sleeve. Looks cute.
Don't know what to wear pants-wise.
Help me.
I'm the other way.
I've got the pants, but I don't know what I'm wearing as the top.
Why don't you give each other the other?
I was going to say together, you were ready to go.
I'll go naked.
Claudia said to us there's a watch out potential wardrobe malfunction to be aware of for people attending the Harry Styles concert.
Claude?
So the thing that everyone wears,
if there's one thing that you wear,
it's the feather boa.
Feather boa.
So Harry always wears a feather boa,
so everyone goes wearing feather boas.
Oh no, allergies.
No, maybe.
If you're allergic to feathers,
maybe think about that.
But they'll be floating and they'll get,
oh, there's going to be so many itchy noses.
True.
They create such a mess too. Yeah. But the thing to look out with for these with these is that the feathers
are dyed right yeah and people get a bit sweaty during the shows so people just get covered in
the ink from the feather boas so i saw a girl on tiktok who just she was purple from like head to
toe but apparently a way around this i, if you can even get one anymore,
they're like sold out everywhere.
The way around it is to use hairspray on the feathers.
So spray it with hairspray.
Oh, that sets the colour.
Yeah, set it in, leave it to dry.
Are we really in the grips of a feather boa shortage now?
Yeah, we are.
Because of Harry Styles.
I don't think I'll be able to buy one.
No.
There's some places are restocking.
The things he does to us.
I know.
And glitter.
That's also, I think, going to be hard to find.
George doesn't even have a feather boa yet.
I know, I have glitter.
And you didn't even know that you needed a feather boa.
No.
Find a chicken.
What shoes do we wear?
Something comfy but cute.
My friends wear cowboy boots.
Everyone's wearing cowboy boots.
You probably have those.
So I do have those.
And last time I wore them, I had the biggest blister on the sole of my foot.
So I've actually got to invest in new ones.
Cowboy boots or Crocs, I think is what Ella said.
Oh, that's an absolute crime.
Oh, fine.
You cannot wear Crocs.
I'm ignoring you.
Do they make a cowboy boot Croc?
Yeah, they actually do.
They actually do.
That's how you win the Harry Styles fashion parade.
While you're going, I'm sure it doesn't matter that much, okay?
Like we said, no one's going to be looking at you.
They'll be looking at Harry.
Oh, they are looking at me.
Yeah, I'm going to be looking.
Full details for the show are up at ZM Online if you need some information.
Brie and Clint.
George is here filling in for Brie today, and it's time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, rumor is the Victoria's Secret fashion shows,
which were much maligned,
they were sort of almost cancelled, weren't they,
are being brought back.
Is that true?
They are, yes, and cancelled is the word.
They really were, they received a lot of negative publicity
because of the limit in different looks
that they showed on the runway
and how specific their models looked.
You know, they all looked exactly the same, really, basically.
But the long story short is that Victoria's Secret
are looking to bring the shows back with a much broader appeal
using much more diverse models.
And I think that's going to be really well received.
And yeah, it might even be something
that the brand needs to kind of revitalise itself.
It was an extremely successful brand
that has struggled a lot in the last few years
when everyone turned on them
because of the different models that they didn't use.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know if that will bring their thing back.
Like, there's lots of shows around like that now.
They can't really claim that they are leading the charge
on body positivity in that area, can they?
So, yeah, I don't know.
Well, they got their first male model last year,
which is very late to the party as well.
Do Victoria's Secret do men's stuff now?
Apparently they do now.
Oh, yeah?
Would you rock a pair of men Victoria's Secrets, Dean?
I could see you up there on those.
Are you strictly
Argyle Grant Speedos?
But I could.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, there you go.
That's the latest
Live Out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood
correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
Brian Clint.
Georgia is very passionate
about a lot of things.
You're a passionate person,
George.
I am, aye.
But I know
that something about you that drives you,
that really spurs you on, excuse the pun,
is your love for everything country music.
Honestly, I don't even know.
Like, sometimes my partner looks at me and he's like,
like, I kind of almost wish this didn't start, you know?
Is he not a country music person?
He is, but everywhere we go.
And he'll be like, can I just chuck Robbie Williams' Angels on?
And I'm like, yeah, but we've got Morgan
Mullins listening to it. It better be the goddamn
banjo version.
It better be the remix country version.
It better be the Keith Urban version
of Robbie Williams' Angels. That would actually
be pretty good. In George's studio
is a calendar of shirtless
cowboys.
Just to keep things in theme. I can see
it from ours here. She loves Yellowstone.
You do too. I do love
Yellowstone. And I don't mind the soundtrack
as well. Country music's having a real moment.
We've got Kaylee Bell, the Kiwi, who opened
for Ed Sheeran as well. Yeah, she
opened for, like, she's doing
amazing things and she's been slogging it
for so long on her own. So she's been slogging it for so long
on her own
so it's cool to see
someone like her
like make it big
and she made it onto
The Voice in Australia
like it's very very cool
still a bit weird to me
the crossover
into the mainstream
like I'm into
I'm into it
I love that
Zach Bryan
love Zach Bryan
but the artist
we're going to talk about
this afternoon
who you are so passionate about, is this man right here.
You love Morgan Wallen, don't you?
I do.
He's top three.
He's 100% top three.
And the hold this man has on females is insane.
Well, educate us, Georgia.
I would like you this afternoon to deliver a speech on why,
if you're not, you should be listening to Morgan Wallen.
When you're ready, the floor is yours.
So you're probably thinking, wow, that new song, that country song,
that kind of twangy, sexy song that we're playing on ZM right now.
Why are we doing that? Why is ZM taking this turn?
And I would say to you, well, that's because that song is the number one most streamed and shazammed song in New Zealand right now.
Damn.
Damn. Yeah, so it piqued your interest a little bit there.
Yeah.
Okay, what if I told you that he released a 36 song album last week
and on the first day...
36 songs?
Yeah.
Everyone wants
a little bit more of Morgan.
Mm-hmm.
That album
had the largest streaming debut
of any genre
on Spotify in 2023.
Wow.
Wow.
See?
Why is everyone
listening to him, you say?
What does he look like?
What is it that this guy has
on everyone else? You say
Harry, I say Morgan.
You wear cowboy boots to both of them,
do you not?
And then I say to you,
okay, trucker caps,
out of fashion, what if I
told you you can wear them backwards
and a guy will look you in the eyes
and hand you some roses
whilst he's performing on stage.
It's like we're taken back into Justin Bieber in the early, early 2000s.
That was, some would say, peak Justin Bieber, right?
Okay, yeah.
And then what if I said to you, there is nothing hotter than a guy wearing a plain t-shirt, jeans and boots.
Would you agree?
Well, not personally, but if it's about your taste here, that's fine.
Yeah.
You would absolutely agree, right?
What if I told you that that guy also sings songs about his mama
and he's always singing songs about heartbreak
because he's not there for the songs about love?
Who hates love songs?
A lot of people hate love songs, don't they?
And if you're one of those people, well, Morgan Wallen is the man for you.
I feel like I'm walking in a, like, march in America
basically telling people to vote for someone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You are.
You're campaigning for Morgan Wallen.
I'm campaigning for Morgan Wallen.
Yeah.
Look, there's controversy in the past with this man.
Let's not forget that.
But everyone's got a past.
Oh, that's deep.
Is that a mic drop moment?
There it is.
There we go.
Oh, guys.
Yee-haw,
Cliff.
And you're wearing a plain white tee and jeans.
Oh, no.
Shorts.
There you go. If that's not enough
to get you passionate about this.
Oh, okay.
Also,
this is like
listening
to the naughty scenes
in Bridgerton.
I forgot that line.
It does that much to you.
That bit where he's like
gripping the sheets?
Yeah.
Take with him what you want.
Here it is.
George's current favourite artist
on the ZM playlist, everybody.
Brian Clint.
Brie's not here today.
Poor old duck has got COVID again.
She's been hit with bloody COVID again.
How many times is that now, Claude?
Has she had it twice?
This is twice now, yeah.
It's twice.
You're on two as well, aren't you?
Yeah, she's in a higher level now.
She's in the elite.
She's joined us in the elite.
Elite, elite.
Two cases of COVID club.
Double club.
Georgia, you had it?
You've had it.
Yeah, just the once.
Just the once.
And Ella, you had it over Christmas, didn't you?
Yeah, it sucked.
And you've only had it once as well, right?
Yeah, once.
Yeah.
Oh, over Christmas.
Yeah, suck. I feel like, over Christmas. Yeah, suck.
I feel like that just...
Over Christmas, suck.
That takes over the people who have had it twice.
Yeah.
I'd say.
Oh, I missed the Wiggles because I had COVID.
Oh, okay.
You're back on top.
Back on top, Claude.
Well, Bree missed Lorde over the weekend.
Yeah.
Got it.
She had tickets to Lorde, couldn't go to that.
And she's a big Lorde fan.
She's a big Lorde fan.
In my household, my wife Lucy currently has COVID.
First time?
First time.
Ripped off as well.
First trip overseas since the pandemic.
She goes to Australia.
Boom!
COVID straight away.
First time.
First time going out of the country since we started having kids.
This is her.
She's like, back into the real world.
Bam.
COVID.
Takes her down.
That's what you get.
And yet.
For deciding to have a holiday.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, you try to do something fun for yourself,
and that's what you get.
And yet, somehow, over here, some guy called Clint
has still yet to have COVID once. I'm still
in the zero COVID club.
Alright mate. Don't roll your eyes at me
okay? I'm just stating the facts.
What are you eating? I know. What is
it about? What's in the water at your house?
What's my secret? What is your
secret? Claudia keeps
throwing around that I might be immune to
COVID and I don't want to say that.
I don't want to say that. Don't judge mine into that. I don't want to say that. I don't want to say that
because I don't want to jinx it.
I think you're playing a risky game
talking about it in such a humble way.
I know.
But it's been three years.
What is going on? What is it about me?
I was at Electric Avenue with 35,000
people in Christchurch
just a
week ago and sharing a drink
bottle with a friend who then on
the Tuesday ends up having COVID.
And then here I am, still
standing. Seriously though,
what moisturiser do you use?
Like there's something
in you. Triple vaxxed.
We're all triple vaxxed though, aren't we?
We've all had the one, two, double boosters.
I've got the extra.
I've got the extra.
Yeah.
I've got the extra.
Sorry.
I don't know what it is.
Do we eat your vegetables?
Yeah, I eat my vegetables.
Yeah.
Or do you not
eat your veggies?
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody eats their veggies
and they're coming down
with it.
So maybe it's,
maybe it's.
What do you put on your clothes?
Like,
just thinking of the weirdest things
do you wear those little
feet like pad things?
yeah yeah yeah
they're like repellents
socks at the gym
in the changing rooms
or something like that
I don't know what it is
I just
it's just something
I don't know
they should run a test on me
shouldn't they Claude?
Claude's actually in the background
working on getting me
one of those antibody tests
that would be so interesting
because
the leading theory is actually that I have had it, but I didn't realise.
Because you've been sick in the last couple of years, right?
Like you've had a moment of being sick?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably.
Because you might have just had it and never tested positive.
Can you test?
So you've been looking into it.
Can you test for that?
Can you go and get a blood test that tells you?
Check the antibodies that are in your blood that they can tell you whether or not you've
had it so your body's built up an immune system for it.
Okay, I'd be up for that test.
I'd like to know.
Okay.
Hey, Clint.
Someone says, Clint, I said exactly that last week
and then I got COVID for the first time
and got hit worse than anyone else in the house.
The week after they said it?
Well, lucky I didn't say it.
It was Claudia who said it.
Well, technically, I heard you say I'm King Clint.
This is going to make a really funny video in a week's time
when I've definitely got COVID though, isn't it?
I also don't want you to get it
because it can come with future problems.
Yeah, yeah.
Just looking out for you as well.
Yeah, well, thanks, Georgia.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Caring person.
Time for a round of Guess the Voice.
Celebrity voices. First one to get it gets the Voice. Celebrity Voices.
First one to get it gets the
point. First one to get three
for their team wins the game.
And we play against each other
so it's you versus me today, Georgia, and we'll be
playing with Stefan. Kia ora, Stefan.
Kia ora, kia ora.
Would you like to be on Team Clint
or Team Georgia this afternoon?
Come on, Stefan.
Team Georgia, please.
Oh, legend.
Yeah.
She's the crowd favourite already.
I clearly didn't expect that.
That means, Emma, you're on Team Clint, okay?
Yes, I am.
That's what I chose.
Good.
Oh, rude.
You can't have both of them, Georgia.
Oh, they would both choose me if they could.
She's confident. No, now I'm gone nervous. I am competitive.
Claudia runs the game and chooses
the theme. Hi, Claudia. Hello.
What's our theme this week? As much
as I wanted to do Harry
Styles and the five members of One Direction,
I decided
that was maybe too obvious, but
I have gone with the Harry Styles theme since he's
maybe in the country right now.
Hi, Harry, if you're listening.
He could be in the country right now.
He could be.
He probably is.
Where do you reckon he'd be if he was in the country?
Maybe on the Sky Tower.
Everyone does that, right?
Yeah.
He might be on top of the Sky Tower right now.
He might be up there right now.
If he is, hi!
Hi, Harry.
Hi.
He actually popped into a cafe in Melbourne the other day.
Did he?
So he might be at dinner.
So what's our theme then?
So the theme, basically, it's Harry's Celebrity Friends.
Oh, yeah.
Harry's Celebrity Friends.
Okay.
So, Georgia, Clint, you're going to go first.
You need to buzz in with your name.
I'm going to play a clip from a celebrity.
You just need to tell me who that is.
Okay, got it.
Okay, good to go.
Here's your first celebrity.
45 minutes later. Georgia. Oh, Georgia, I think, good to go. Here's your first celebrity. 45 minutes later.
Oh, Georgia,
I think you just
scraped in there.
James Corden.
Yeah, you got it.
Yes!
It became very clear
that it was happening
imminently,
so I did what I do
in any crisis.
I just called
Harry Styles.
Are they actually friends?
I think so.
Or does James just claim it?
Is it because
they're both British?
Well, they hang out outside of work as well. Okay, that counts. I think so. Or does James just claim it? Is it because they're both British? Well, they hang out like outside of work as well.
Okay, that counts.
I think that counts.
One point to Team Stefan and Georgia then.
Good stuff.
Emma and Stefan, your guys are up next.
You're going to buzz in with your names, okay?
Come on, Stefan.
Okay.
Okay, good luck.
Here's your celebrity.
Don't worry about the men's hairstyles.
We're good.
That's my friend. He said... celebrity. Don't worry about the men's hairstyles. We good. That's my friend.
He said.
Emma.
Oh, what about her?
You know it.
The Anaconda song.
What's her name?
Just throw a name out there.
Oh, just blinking on me.
She had this video where she was kind of like singing and twerking in her lounge and then
her daughter came up and she stopped and she was like,
ah, ah, hi.
Is that me?
I'm going to stop you there.
It's not her.
You were thinking of Nicki Minaj.
Nicki Minaj.
It's not Nicki Minaj, is it, Claude?
It's not Nicki Minaj, no.
You got this, Stefan.
Stefan, have you got a guess?
Megan Thee Stallion?
No.
Megan Thee Stallion.
Oh, no.
It's really hard to hear everybody.
Like, really hard to hear the celebrity.
Can I guess?
Not for any points.
Yeah, for fun, you can guess.
It's Lizzo, eh?
It's Lizzo, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
Me and Harry Styles, we good.
That's my friend.
He said, great show.
I said, great show.
It's very boring between us.
We're like an old married couple.
They are tight, too, eh?
They are.
That one.
Who would have had that?
I was like screaming it in my head.
Lizzo?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, back to me and you then.
Okay.
Yeah, we're still one point for Georgia's team.
No points for Clint's team.
Sorry.
But Georgia, Clint, this one's for you guys.
Yes, I do know Harry.
Georgia.
Georgia.
Adele.
Adele it is.
Great.
He's lovely.
He's a very, very sweet boy.
Pretty sure Adele, James and Harry all hung out on a boat that one time, right?
All British people know each other.
All right, they've almost got us here.
Emma, if Stefan can get this one, they will win the game.
But it's over to you guys.
You can still pull it back.
Okay, good luck.
Here we go.
And text me a few weeks later,
would you call my mum and wish her happy birthday?
I'm like, of course, sure.
So, called her up, wished her happy birthday,
and Harry and I have been friends ever since.
Come on, Stefan.
I wouldn't have a clue.
I got no idea.
Oh, I know this one.
I can throw a clue out and say that she is a country queen.
She's a country queen.
Gosh.
Got nothing.
Got nothing.
Georgia, if you can get it, you guys can win it.
Shania Twain, ladies and gentlemen.
Is that Shania Twain?
Yes.
And text me a few weeks later,
would you call my mum and wish her a happy birthday?
I'm like, of course, sure.
So I called her up, wished her a happy birthday,
and Harry and I have been friends ever since.
No, that can't be Shania Twain.
It can't be Shania Twain.
Okay, guys, do you want me to tell you this?
Shania Twain sees mum like a New Zealander.
She, um...
She has a different voice.
Yeah.
No, her voice changed.
Have you watched her doco?
She got sick.
No.
She got bitten by a tick.
Yeah, she got, was it...
And then she got Lyme.
Lyme disease.
Lyme disease.
And her whole voice changed. She was singing voice everything. I got the history, aren't you, Shania? And then she got Lyme disease. Lyme disease. And her whole voice changed.
Her singing voice, everything.
I've got the history on Shania.
You can't beat me.
You keep up, Clint.
Yeah, all right, mate.
You already won the game.
You don't need to flex on us with your superior Shania Twain knowledge.
I'll tone it down.
Well done, team.
Stefan and Georgia, you guys win.
And Stefan, you walk away with the 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Congratulations.
Oh, cheers.
Thank you.
No worries.
Nice work. No worries, Congratulations. Oh, cheers. Thank you. No worries. Nice work.
No worries, mate.
Georgia, you own your own home, don't you?
Yes.
You and your partner managed to buy a house
in the last couple of years?
Yeah, two years in next month.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You're in the market for an island?
I'm always in the market for an island.
Always in the market, yeah, yeah.
Always on one roof,
always seeing what's available.
For the first time in more than a century,
Motuketeke Island off the northeastern coast of Auckland is up for sale.
There's an island for sale.
That's not the one.
And this is not some crazy far off island in the middle of nowhere
that no one can get to.
It's like pretty accessible as far as islands go.
That's not the one by Waiheke, right?
No.
The one that had the resort on it?
No.
This one's nearer to Kauau Island.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's up near Gulf Harbour
kind of thing.
Yes.
It's up past there anyway.
Here's a little bit about the island
that's for sale.
I mean, if you're in the market.
I don't know how many of our ZDM listeners
are looking for an island at the moment,
but here's some information.
The island is predominantly
pine with some native bush,
but it wouldn't be complete without
a quintessential Kiwi batch.
It's so perfect for a Kiwi family
that want to see something in their family
for generations. Lucky it comes
with a batch. It's the worst thing
about buying an island. It doesn't come with a batch.
Or if it does, it's more like a shed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. thing about buying an island. It doesn't come with a batch. Or if it does,
it's more like a shed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You actually get the full batch
with this one.
You get the full batch.
I don't know what condition it's in,
but it's your own island.
It's your own island.
Motukete Kete Island
is 40 minutes by boat
from Gulf Harbour.
Or if you're coming in
by helicopter,
it's less than 15 minutes
from the CBD.
And let's be honest,
if you're buying an island,
you're probably coming in by helicopter, aren't you?
Yeah, although that would be like not as,
like a bit noisier than a boat.
Oh, okay.
You might not be into the loud sounds of a helicopter.
Right, okay.
Much bougier though, faster commute.
If you are interested, there's a really,
the real estate agent that's selling it,
you'll know who this real estate agent is.
I don't know if you are that up with the celebrity real estate agent that's selling it, you'll know who this real estate agent is. I don't know if you are that up with the celebrity real estate agent world,
but see if you recognise this agent here.
Oh my goodness, the island itself is just absolutely unique and spectacular.
It's been in the family for generations.
The time is kind of right for them to move on to something else in their lives,
and it's as simple as that.
Do you know who that is?
Was that Tony Strait?
No, not Tony Strait? No.
Not Tony Strait. I got Tony vibes.
Yeah. Go again?
She's definitely like a auntie of the nation type thing.
Kind of like. Oh my goodness, the island
itself is just absolutely
unique and spectacular.
It's been in the family for generations.
The time is kind of right for them to move
on to something else in their lives and
it's as simple as that. You got it?
I only hear Tony.
It's Paula Bennett.
Whoa, okay. The way
they say spectacular
is spectacularly
so similar.
Former National Party MP
Paula Bennett is selling the island.
That is a hoax.
Because that's right, she's become a real estate agent, hasn't she?
Yeah, the one that Brie said she wanted to fight and fight for life.
Do you reckon that now that she's not an MP, she would be more up for it?
For the fight?
Yeah.
She was up for it anyway.
She came in here and challenged Brie.
She'll do the fight.
So why hasn't the fight happened?
Oh, we can... Oh, okay, okay. I think everyone'sie. She'll do the fight. So why hasn't the fight happened? Oh, we can...
Oh, okay, okay.
I think everyone's busy.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Brie's got Treasure Island.
Paula's got...
Islands to sell.
This island.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So when she's saying family,
it's not her family island, eh?
No, no, no, no.
Because that would be...
On behalf of the family she's selling it for, yeah.
Do you reckon that they're the kind of family
that also would just like,
you know those books you read where you come the kind of family that also would just like, you know those books you read
where you come across like a kid
and they're just like,
oh, we want that kid to be like our own.
You want them to adopt you?
Don't get adopted by this family.
They're selling the island.
Yeah, but they might just turn around
and be like, we'll gift it to you.
That's my dream situation in life, eh?
When I see a mansion
and I walk past the house
and they're like,
you look like this is the kind of house you'd want.
You want this life. You want this life.
You deserve this life.
We've got a really long shot of a question to ask you this afternoon.
And I don't know if we're going to get anybody,
but Georgia said she knows somebody who fits the criteria.
So it kind of gives me a little bit of confidence.
I feel like we will.
Do you know anybody that owns an island?
What if it's this island?
An entire island. What, the's this island? An entire island.
What, the North Island?
No.
The island that's being sold.
Motukitikiti Island.
Yeah.
Possibly.
It could be.
Who are the people that you know that own an island?
They're like friends of a friend.
So you have friends of a friend that have their own private island.
There's like three different people.
Yeah.
And I remember the first time my mate told
me that they were like said that they owned an island yeah and everyone was like what do you mean
yeah like that sounds like you just made that up i know that's a different level of
that's like illuminati level yeah yeah it's unbelievable but they do apparently and they
showed photos and everything and it's like not much it's tiny like it's just a piece of land
off auckland, I think.
I think.
Don't quote me on it.
I'm also not wanting to give away their identity in case of like you little.
You want to get invited back to the island, don't you?
I do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bree and Clint.
Timber birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Well, we figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday.
We do three of them and we play the best one out in full.
We're going to do four today because we just realised
George has never had her birthday banger done.
Oh, I'm excited for this.
You've never snuck in here and done your birthday banger with us?
No, because I think I was like, oh, just leave it for other people.
But I've always wanted to.
You're usually home on the couch by now too, watching Home and Away.
Yeah, I don't listen to you guys.
Okay, so what's your date of birth, George?
24th of May, 1994.
Okay.
You were 16 on the 24th of May.
Don't know, I failed next.
2010.
Here's your birthday banger.
This?
Yeah.
This movie? I'm down for this? Yeah. This movie?
I'm down for this?
Yeah.
Ooh.
Okay, this is going to be hard to beat.
Hayley Williams and B.O.B.
Oh, this takes me back to a really great time in my life.
Yeah, well, that's the whole idea of the feature.
That's great.
Okay, so that's your one.
Let's do one for Sean.
Kia ora, Sean.
Hi, how are you going?
We're going good.
How are you going this afternoon? I'm almost home, so that's even a. Let's do one for Sean. Kia ora, Sean. Hi, how are you going? We're going good. How are you going this afternoon?
I'm almost home, so that's even a bonus.
Good man.
Let's get you there even faster with a birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
1st of October, 87.
Okay, would you like to do the honours, George?
Yes.
Okay, so your 16th birthday was the 1st of October 2003 which means that
Scribe was the number
one song on the 16th birthday.
You really never have heard this feature,
have you? No, guys.
I was out of flow.
Sean, what do you reckon about Scribe for your
birthday banger? Probably the best
yet, I reckon. I reckon.
Over airplanes.
Yeah.
Yeah, scribe over airplanes
every day.
Let's do one for Liv.
Kia ora, Liv.
Kia ora, how are you?
Hello.
We're good, Liv.
What are you up to this afternoon?
I've just picked my kids
up from school.
I've got my nine-year-old
actually next to me
and encouraged me to call.
Yes.
Yes, because it's my birthday today. Oh, happy birthday, Liv. Happy birthday. kids up from school. I've got my nine-year-old actually next to me and encouraged me to call and, yes,
it's because it's my birthday today. Oh, happy birthday, Liv. Happy birthday.
Okay, well, this will be our gift to you.
What year were you born?
1980.
1980, okay.
Okay, so that means on the 6th of March
your 16th
birthday was 1996.
Oasis Wonderwall.
This trumps.
This is it for me.
Are you into this, Liv, for your birthday banger?
Genuinely am.
Yeah.
That takes me back.
That takes me back.
You could do a couple of home wines this evening
and chuck Wonderwall on, couldn't you?
Absolutely.
The whole Oasis album, for sure.
Yeah, I love it.
Okay, cool.
On repeat.
Okay, wait there.
One more birthday banger for Katie.
Kia ora, Katie.
Hello.
It's a four birthday banger day with Georges,
so let's round it out with yours.
What's your date of birth?
The 1st of November, 1983.
Okay.
Okay, third time's a charm. Let's do it, Georges. You got it. That means that on the 1st of November, 1983. Okay. Okay, third time's a charm.
Let's do it,
Josh.
You got it.
That means that
on the 1st of November,
1999,
your 16th birthday,
mumbo number five
was the number one song.
What do you think of that?
I like one door better.
Yeah,
same.
Same.
This is a bit novelty
This song eh
Like it's like
Five minutes of it
Or like
Five minutes of it
Yeah yeah yeah
Thirty seconds of it
And you heard enough
Yeah
Okay wait there
We're going to vote for these
Scribe stand up
Wonderwall Oasis
Or Mumbo No. 5
What is your vote?
Georgia you're our guest today
What are you going to vote for?
Wonderwall
Wonderwall?
Yeah
What are you going for Clint for? Wonderwall. Wonderwall? Yeah. What are you going for, Clint?
I'm going Wonderwall too,
and not just because it's Liv's birthday today.
Hey, Liv, congratulations.
Happy birthday.
You just won birthday banger.
Result.
Thank you, guys.
It's wonderful.
Wonderwall.
It's Wonderwall.
It's Wonderwall.
Hey, happy 26th birthday.
Thank you, guys.
Have a great evening.
Brinkley, Georgia.
Here's a winner of Birthday Banger on ZM.
Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you.
By now you should have somehow realised what you've got to do.
Brinkley. Somehow realise what you gotta do. Bree and Clint. You're gonna be the one that saves me.
Still slaps.
It's a winner of Birthday Banger today.
From Oasis, it's Wonderwall.
For Liv on her birthday,
that was number one today in 1996, that song.
And in the words of Liv,
Oh, it's wonderful.
It's wonderful.
Oh, that's just wonderful.
That song is one that you could definitely ace
and sing Star O.
Yeah, it's so monotone.
So flat tone.
Maybe.
That's why drunk people love it so much.
Hey, Georgia, I've got a question for you.
Could you sleep, exist, live if this noise was coming up through your apartment 24-7?
Oh, no.
No.
And that's not...
For multiple reasons.
Yeah.
Because I feel like someone's coming into the house. Yes. Or you're wondering what's going... For multiple reasons. Yeah. Because I feel like someone's coming into the house.
Yes.
Or you're wondering what's going on in the neighbours.
Yeah.
Or it sounds like a washing machine.
There's so many things that would trick your mind.
It's not a couple of randy neighbours next to you either
with a wobbly headboard going at it.
Oh, see, I went darker than that.
What did you go with?
Someone, like, cleaning up a mess in their apartment.
Whoa, weird, dark mind.
No, that's a noisemaker revenge machine is what that noise is right there.
So that's what it's actually called, the machine.
And that's what it's for.
It's to drive your neighbours crazy.
There's a massive new luxury apartment building in downtown Auckland,
and they have had that noise vibrating through the walls and the ceilings
and the floors of multiple apartments for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks
and they could not figure out what it was.
Because you could almost think that that's construction and blame it on like,
it's a new apartment, there's a lot going on.
But that's...
So they contact Body Corporate and they're like,
hey, we know it's a new building
are you guys working
on something
and they're like
no construction
is complete
and you're like
I am going out
of my freaking mind
because bang
bang
bang
bang
bang
middle of the night
bang
bang
bang
bang
middle of the day
bang
bang
bang
bang
bang
you'd have to like
go and move in
with someone
you'd have to leave move and move in with someone.
You'd have to leave.
Move in with the in-laws or something.
It would drive you insane.
The building is the Pacifica building.
It's 57 stories high.
It cost $300 million to build.
And one person in the apartment building had installed one of these noisemaker revenge machines
to get back at noisy neighbours.
How?
How'd they even figure out it was this dude?
So you buy, oh, great question.
It took ages because they have to have your permission
to come into your apartment to look for it.
And so he goes, oh yeah, I'll let you guys in.
I just need to quickly do something.
Put away your noise maker machine.
Because it's like that big.
It's like the size of a dinner plate
and about 10 centimetres deep.
And what you do is you sandwich it up to the roof of your building
using an extendable metal pole and then you plug it into the wall.
And then as soon as you turn it on, it just goes.
And it sends vibrations and shockwaves up through the, like,
the walls and the framing of the building.
What a psychopath.
Also, if it sends vibrations,
this is me getting technical,
could that then like over time,
because how long has it been going on for?
A couple of weeks.
Could that like ruin the building and make like...
No.
No.
And that's what they design it for,
so that you can do it,
it won't cause any damage to the building,
you won't get any trouble
because you just take it and hide it.
And then the idea is that no one ever knows
that you have it.
Meanwhile, they're going crazy.
I Googled these things today.
They are, I don't want to encourage anybody,
but they're incredibly easy to purchase.
The second link that I clicked on,
you can just buy it straight from there.
They're $180.
Which is like not that bad price either.
No.
25 different
apartment buildings complained about this noise
before they found it. People started moving out.
People were trying to sell their brand new apartments
because of that noise there. Crazy, eh?
Does the person in their
apartment hear it? Yes.
Yep. Yep. What?
That's not all good. So I think they were
turning it on and then going out.
So they would go to work for the day and leave it on.
Or they would go and stay the night at a friend's place and leave it on.
That sort of thing.
Because, yeah, you're right.
It would drive you crazy inside your own apartment as well.
That's like neighbours at war territory, eh?
Yeah.
That person is not welcome in the apartment building gym after that.
Once they figure out who it is, that person is not welcome.
They may as well sell their apartment and get out of there
because that's ridiculous.
There are some noises like that, though, that you just like,
and you couldn't for the life of you figure it out.
That was like our old flat.
You had a mystery noise?
Oh, my goodness.
So we had this old flatmate who she worked like crazy hours
till like 2 a.m. or something and then back at work at 5,
like ridiculous.
And anyway, there was like this period of time
where she wasn't home for like three weeks.
Yeah.
And we heard this like rustle kind of a noise going on.
And we're like, where is that?
And she comes back into her room
after like the three week period
and we just hear this scream.
And what it was, was a mouse had had baby mice in her wardrobe
and they were like going through everything.
So she must have left like food or something in her wardrobe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she came home to a family full of mice.
And because we weren't going to go through her stuff.
So we're like, there's definitely something like she's left on.
It was so grim
and like
I don't know
if you've seen
a baby
a baby mice
is nothing
you want to look at
they're all bald
they're bald
and they're creepy
little things
yeah
literally like
a little testicle
because of how wrinkly
they are
we want to ask
you guys this afternoon
what was the mystery
noise that drove
you crazy
did you ever find it
or did you have to
abandon your flat altogether? Which we
were about to do with the mice. Right. Yeah, could
have easily done. We're talking mystery beep,
mystery knock, mystery tap noise,
whatever it was, it drove you crazy.
What was it in the end? Can you
call us and tell us about it?
Have you healed from it enough to be able to talk
about it?
Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
What was the mystery noise for you?
I kept getting waken up in the middle of the night,
well, during the night, by a ticking sound that would start and stop.
It happened for about three months,
and I'd get up to try and find it because I didn't have a clock,
so I was trying to find this ticking noise,
and every time I'd kind of get close to finding it, it would stop.
I hate that.
But I eventually found it, and it was actually a clock that my mother had given me that used
to belong to my grandfather, and it hadn't worked for well over 20 years.
But then all of a sudden, it just started working on and off for three months.
Spooky.
Just out of nowhere.
It was for three months. Yeah, it was for three months, and leading. Oh, that is spooky. Just out of nowhere. It was the three months.
Yeah, it was the three months and leading up to my grandmother's death
because then she passed away
and it hasn't gone off again
so it hasn't ticked again.
Sarah, stop it.
Oh my goodness.
And that creep factor and tick.
That is so creepy.
So it was like the...
Oh.
Have you still got...
So you've obviously still got it.
It's almost like it kind of came back.
Yeah, I've still got it.
Yeah, and it's still working.
You're going to absolutely shit your pants if it starts ticking again, aren't you? Yeah, it's like, of came back. Yeah, I still got it. Yeah, and it's still working. You're going to absolutely shit your pants
if it starts ticking again, aren't you?
Yeah, it's like, who's next?
Yeah, exactly right.
You'll be like, this is the family clock
that foreshadows the passing of a family member.
Yeah.
Oh, you've got to get rid of the clock.
No, but it's got history.
You don't need that.
You don't need that in your life.
No.
Well, I thought about getting it fixed,
and I thought, oh, no,
because then constantly might have people just passing by.
Yeah, I was going to say, if you get it working,
then people might start popping off like nobody's business.
Well, why don't you just get all of the important elements
to make it work taken out,
and then if it does turn on,
then you've got something to worry about.
Oh, man.
Someone said they were dealing with a high-pitched screech
in their house for a long time.
You said you had the same thing happen to you guys.
Yeah.
What was it?
It was our alarm.
So our smoke alarms.
Not really annoying flatmate.
No.
Well, no, we didn't have that.
But it's literally like the highest pitch
and you can't figure out where it comes from.
Yeah.
And so for these people thought that it was Kiwis
because they lived in the bush.
Oh. So they were like telling everyone that they had Kiwis because they lived in the bush. Oh.
So they were like telling everyone that they had Kiwis just hanging around,
which is kind of cute, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You'd be like, oh, yeah.
What's that horrible screeching noise?
It's Kiwis.
And then someone comes around and they're like,
oh, your smoke alarm's dying.
And also just like good that your mate picked up on that
because you've got to make sure those bad boys are safe.
The fire alarms.
Yeah, totally.
I was on a stag do one time,
and you know how in those situations
when you book like an Airbnb,
every couch turns into a bed.
You cram as many people in as you can.
The guys who got the lounge to sleep in
were kept up all night by this noise.
Do-doot.
Do-doot.
Just intervals throughout the night.
They could not figure it out.
They were convinced it was the smoke alarm.
They took the batteries out of that.
They thought it was the oven.
Yeah, because the oven, I was going to say.
Yeah, they turned the oven off at the mains power.
They unplugged the microwave.
They could not figure it out.
They got no sleep that whole night.
We all woke up the next day.
Morning, how's everybody's sleep?
And they were like, awful.
We haven't been able to sleep.
We cannot figure out what this beeping noise is.
And I went into the kitchen and the fridge door was open. And they were like, awful. We haven't been able to sleep. We cannot figure out what this beeping noise is.
And I went into the kitchen and the fridge door was open.
Ow.
Had my head to it.
The fridge door.
Was the light not on?
It was only open a little crack.
I was about to turn the light off and they could not figure out what it was.
It was the fridge door open the whole time.
Who was the culprit, eh?
That went in there for a cheeky slice of cheese before beer.
Bree and Clint.
Brie's been off today.
Georgia's been filling in.
Brie not feeling too well.
So thanks.
Thanks for helping us out today, Georgia.
Honestly, always a pleasure.
Never a chore.
What?
We get this at the end of every show.
What are you watching on TV at the moment?
You're deep in Love Island, aren't you?
I am deep.
Are you up to date on Love Island?
I think I...
Oh, wait.
It'd be the best bit unseen bits.
So, yep, I'm up to date.
I hate best bits.
Same.
Okay, there are people in the office that watch it because it shows their personalities.
I was like, I don't care.
I just want the drama.
I don't want it.
And it comes up automatically plays and every time it comes on, my wife and I are like,
ugh, dumb best bits.
I don't want to know what they really like.
I want to know what they're doing just for the clout.
Who do you want to win, Love Island?
See, this is going to be controversial from what I've seen.
Ron and Lana.
You want them to win?
Yeah, but I love Tom and Sammy.
Who are you going for?
Well, Ron and Lana are probably the only ones who are on track to win it.
It was going to be Shaq and Tanya, but they've ruined it.
Yes, she's ruined it.
How did I get sucked into this conversation?
I know, I see.
This is an easy detailer.
It's on Neon if you want to watch Love Island,
and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
Have a great night.
We'll see you then.
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