ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 6th March 2024

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

Can you spell the sound of a sniff?  Sayings that only make sense to your friend group.  When did you get stuck in the toilet?  Iconic TradeMe auctions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show for Wednesday. Happy Wednesday guys, big show planned. Tell them what's on it Clint. We're going to try our best to give away 20 grand. 20 grand at 4 o'clock. One caller will get the chance to do 20 grand in five on time. Have you been practising this? Kind of.

I practise every time we play. Yeah. But I feel like... I'm going to give you a rudimentary go, just using the stopwatch on my phone right now. Okay, you ready? You stop my timer on five seconds, okay? So I'll give you a three, two, one, go.

Okay. You need to say time. Okay. Okay? Three, two, one, go. Okay. You need to say time. Okay. Okay? Three, two, one, go. Time. Oh!

Oh! Oh, wow! 4.96. Four one hundredths. Wow. Wow. Wow. What a shame you're ineligible to win this money. I could have won 20 grand.

That wouldn't have won it. That's the crazy thing about this game. That wouldn't have won it. But I've not seen anybody go that close. I feel like I've been the closest. Dan, that was a rush. Give me a quick go. Okay, you ready? Okay, I'm going to go 3, 2, 1, go.

Yeah. And then I need you to yell out time. Time, yeah. 3, 2, 1, go. It's time. Oh, not bad. 4.87. Not bad.

One of the best times that we've seen. Somebody's closer. Still, I'm happy. That's pretty times that we've seen. Somebody's closer. Still, I'm happy. That's pretty good. I'm happy. We could be Formula One drivers with that. If you want to play, four o'clock is when we play five on time

for 20 grand this afternoon. First, though, tradie versus lady. The score's a level. No, the tradies are one in front. Oh, are they really? Yeah, tradies are 17. Ladies are 16. Can they equal it today? Yeah, tradies are 17, ladies are 16. Can they equal it today?

Well, we need you to play to find out. 0800 dials it in. It's time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. We do keep score all year for this game, and if you're playing along at home, the tradies are winning at the moment. They're on 17 wins, but just by one,

because the ladies are right there on 16. Let's go live to our tradie-verse. He's calling from Palmerston North. He's 20 years old, and he's left-handed. Welcome to the show, Jacob. Hello, Jacob. Jacob. There he is. Are you on site right show, Jacob Hello, Jacob Jacob There he is Are you on site right now, Jacob?

Yep Yeah Okay, he's got his left-handed hammer in hand He's going live to our lady first She's also in Palmerston North She's 23 And she can fire hoop Welcome to the show

It's Grace Grace, I'm assuming fire hoop is where you set a hula hoop on fire? Yes. You're kidding. I can't even do a normal hula hoop. Super easy. Super easy? We'll take your word for it.

Okay, let's rip straight into this. Grace, your buzzer is lady. Jacob, yours is tradie. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which country does Corona beer originate from?

Lady. Yes, Grace. Mexico. Mejio is very, very much the correct answer. One to the ladies. Question number two. Where would you find the pyramids of Giza? Lady.

Yes, Grace. Egypt. Egypt. Egypt is on the money again. She knows her geography. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies. You need this one, Jacob, to stay in it. Question number three. What is the name of Beyonce's current world tour?

Yes. Starts with R Same as the album We were looking for the renaissance to No points there Question number four In what year was the internet open to the public? Was it 1990, 1993 or 1997? Lady. Yes, Grace.

93. She's got it. She's a lady. She ties it up for the ladies. 17 wins apiece. A lady clean sweep with one blip. Congrats, Grace. We've got 50 bucks cash from KFC for you.

Thank you. Nice work. They're stoked in the background too. Bree and Clint. We've got 50 bucks cash from KFC for you. Thank you. Nice work. Oh, they're stoked in the background too. Brie and Clint. Producer Ella came to us before and she said, how's your guys spelling? Because I've got a bit of a challenge for you. Which is rich coming from her. Hey. Your spelling sometimes.

Who do you reckon's got the best spelling on the show and who do you reckon's got the worst? Claudia. Claudia worst? Claudia. Claudia best? Claudia best. Ella worst. And then me and Bree just slushing around in the middle, I reckon. Probably just as bad as each other.

Anyway, Ella, what's this word that you want us to try and spell? Well, I saw this on TikTok and everyone's reactions were very funny. Their kind of thoughts on how to spell this thing. Yes. I thought if this does work, this could be a fun game. So you've got it on your little buttons. Who would have thought? Oh, they could call it the spelling bee.

Hey! We'll work on that. Okay. But here's the word. Somebody said, I got $100 for anybody that can spell the sound of a sniff. Wait, the sound of a what? A sniff. The sound of a sniff. So, the sound of a what? A sniff. The sound of a sniff.

So it's onomatopoeia. Sniff. Well, we've got cough. We know what cough would be spelt like. What? No, no, you don't. How would you spell cough? C-O-U-G-H. No, that's the word.

How would you spell... Sniff would be S-N-I-F-F then. Oh, yeah. She's asking us to spell the sound of... While you think about it, I know what to call this game, guys. What? It's a spelling brie in Clint. Oh, Claudia!

That's a standing O for me. I'm saying. It's a standing O. Don't you get away from the fact that we have to try and spell sniff. No, I think we should just go to the ads. That was true. We're not going to stop that. Okay, ready?

I've got it. I've got it. Go. N-F-F-F-F. Nice. Nuff. I was thinking along the same with an N. Yeah.

I feel like it starts with an S. My brain can't compute what is happening. You've got to spell the sound. No, I know, but I can't even begin to, like, even try. In you. Your sniff is, like, not good, eh? Your sniff is, like, on. No, it's good.

I had that nose surgery. It's terrible. Go sniff again. I had a bloody double septoplasty. Mate, mine's good. Oh, wow. One of my nostrils collapses when I do it. In you, GH. No, that's... Wow. One of my nostrils collapses when I do it. N-U-G-H.

No, that's N-U-G-H. That's nuh. I feel like it's just like S-I-I-I-I-I. Oh, yeah, maybe. It could be N-W-I-S. I don't reckon it's an S. This is stumping everyone. Yeah.

No one has a good answer. Okay, so wait. My brain doesn't work that way. I have no idea. Wait, is it just XXX? XX. Oh, Tintacion. Yeah, that one.

Titty what? Hey. Titty what? Remember that artist, XXX Tintacion? Is that how you say it? Who the hell? I don't know how to spell sniff Not how to say X, X, X, Tintacion If only there was a word to describe

That way we didn't have to spell You guys come up with dumb games How do you spell the sound of a fart? P-T-H-A-T. Yeah, depends on what type of fart. Or you can text us on 9696. Yeah, I'd love to hear, I'd love to read what people think. How do you spell the sound of a snuff?

And if you text us S-N-I-F-F. That is wrong. Yeah, I mean it's technically right Technically right But also But not for this game Not for this game Who's watching maths at the moment?

Maths Australia Me, I refuse to watch maths Oh, you refuse to watch it Yeah, I'm passionately against it I've been sucked back in I've been sucked back in And I'm watching it And I don't know why sometimes, but not a bad

watch depending on what you're after. Yeah. If you're just after mindless dribble. Yeah. But there was one episode that caught my attention where it was that point in the season where they're like, oh, these original people are getting a bit stale. Let's throw some new people into the experiment. Yeah.

You know, for ratings. And I think it went to air last week here in New Zealand, but it was a guy called Ridge and his bride-to-be was Jade. And so it was their wedding and he's there. And there's this one part of the wedding where Ridge decides that he's going to crack a few jokes and he's going to ask for help from his groomsmen. Yeah. Where obviously this is like a saying, this is like a thing that they do

in their friendship group that they've come up with and he's decided to pull it out at his wedding. Take a listen. Boys, give us a deuce. Deuce. Deuce. Deuce. pull it out at his wedding. Take a listen. Boys, give us a deece. Deece. Deece. Deece.

Deece means like decent. Which is like very good looking in our terminology. Yeah. Deece. Deece. Deece. Yo, way to go. Kissing was deece. Very deece. Deece.

Yeah. What the hell? I'll be honest. I've used the term these in the past. No, not these. That's very different to these. No, these. Like, same thing.

You're getting on the these? No. Exactly the terminology. Like, to describe a good-looking person is deece. Are you saying deece? I'm saying deece. Yeah, exactly what they're saying. Same thing.

It just sounds like you're saying deece. You never say it in front of the girl that you're talking about. Can I just argue the fact, though, where they've said, oh, decent means decent. I wouldn't say it at the altar. Their saying means, like, very good-looking. They're saying means like very good looking. But the word decent doesn't mean that. It's a good point. It's a good point.

No, it doesn't. Like very good looking isn't decent. No. Like when I say, oh, something was decent, it was all right. But it's about context, right? If you said, oh, that was a decent feed. It's all about inflection, isn't it? That was a, oh, that was a decent feed. It's all about inflection, isn't it? That was a decent feed.

That was a decent feed. Don't do that around me. Deuce. He did it at the altar. He did. No, he turned. He's broken man code. That's boy language amongst boys, not boy language at the wedding.

Oh, mate. You know? I thought it'd be quite interesting to ask people, because obviously these kind of things come up in friendship groups, where you end up having, like, a saying or something you do that is, like, just within your friendship group. It wouldn't be understood in the popular vernacular. Yeah. The wider community wouldn't understand what you're talking about.

Exactly. Like something that happens in my friendship group, for some reason, I don't know how it started or where it started, but when someone says something and if it's awkward or, you know, if a joke doesn't land, normally someone will say, prank, and I don't know why. or, you know, if a joke doesn't land, normally someone will say, prank! And I don't know why. Is it like...

Psych? Yeah. Pretty much. Just kidding. Pretty much. It's like JK LOL? Yeah. Just joshing.

But for some reason we'll just say, prank! Don't know why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I heard you do that, I'd be like, wow. What the hell? I'd be like, wow, shit joke followed up by another shit joke. Exactly. I don't get why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I heard you do that, I'd be like, wow. What the hell? I'd be like, wow, shit joke followed up by another shit joke.

Exactly. I don't get it. Exactly. And that's exactly what it is. I want to put it out there. I want you to be vulnerable. Let us into your friend circle this afternoon where you can tell us what is this unique, specific saying or word that occurs in your friendship group.

And is it D's? D's. D's. saying or word that occurs in your friendship group? And is it deez? Deez. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. The lads on maths have released their saying within their friend group.

It was this. Boys, give us a deez. Deez. Deez. Deez. Deece. Deece. Deece. Deece. Dece means like decent, which is like very good looking in our terminology.

Deece. In our terminology. Deece. Yo, way to go. Kissing was deece. Very deece. Deece. It sounds forced. Don't ever let a girl hear you describe her as deece. Very deece. Deece. It sounds forced.

Don't ever let a girl hear you describe her as deece. I know it's a compliment. Deece. But she won't get it. To be honest, decent to me is not a compliment. If you think someone's very attractive or very hot, you say, you're really hot. Yeah, but it's the same thing as saying that a guy's not bad.

Like, if you asked me. But if you said, oh, shit, he's not bad. If you asked me. Yeah. Like, if I had a meal and you said, how was your meal? And I said, oh, it was decent. No, it's inflection like I said to you before. No, it was decent.

It was decent. Oh, that was a decent feed. It was decent. What if you said that food was deece? That food was deece. Anyway, what's the saying in your group? Reveal it to us. Kate's caught up. Hi, Kate.

Hi, Kate. Hey, how are you? Thank you, Kate. Does your friend group know that you're revealing your secret code to us live on air this afternoon? Nah, they don't. Well, we appreciate you letting us into your friend circle, Kate. Thanks.

Tell us, what is the phrase or term that you guys use uniquely in your friendship group? We yell cheery when we see a good-looking male. Cheery. Cheery. Like, cheery on top. Like, popping the, I mean, no.

Like, deli cheery Evans. Where did it come from? Well, one day we were in town and we were looking around and, yeah, we ran into a good-looking male and, yeah, we said, shit, he's hot. And he obviously heard us and he gave us a look. So we thought, no, we need a code word for that people. You had to come up with a code word.

Yeah, right. And now you just look like a bunch of crazies yelling out, Cherry! Yep, yep. I like it. Okay, Kate, we appreciate it. Thank you. Someone texted a very similar one and they said, Our group calls a nice-looking fella a fee-joer.

A fee-joer? I quite like that. Did they give any explanation? It's just a code word. They did. They're like, ladies, fee-joer, three o'clock. They said it happened on a long weekend when we were all in Sydney and it just stuck.

Low-hanging Feejo. Imagine. Oh, look, that guy's a bit of a Feejo. Someone said chooch. Having a dart or a hoon on a vape, we say, here's a chooch, mate. Chooch. Hey.

Or chooch, bro. Here's a chooch. In our friendship group, we call that a hoon. A hoon, yeah. Hey, give us a hoon. Can I have a ho we call that a hoon. A hoon, yeah. Hey, give us a hoon. Can I have a hoon on you? Can I have a hoon on you? On your missus? I mean, on your mate? Dan's here. Hi, Dan. Hi, Dan.

What's the secret language in your friend group that you can let us in on? Well, first of all, can I just say I'm watching maths and decent. Nothing but cringe. Yeah, it was a cringe moment, eh? It's nothing but cringe. It was it was a cringe moment, eh? It's nothing but cringe. It was the worst. So my best mate and I realised that we were saying the C word a bit too much in conversation at work.

Gotcha. And so not two people, but just in conversation between us. So in a rare moment of self-preservation, we decided we'd better knock that on the head before someone overhears us. And what did you change it to? We changed it to scallywag. You know, like from pirate

lingo. And so now we'd say things like, oh, Dave was being a right scallywag yesterday. He's been such a good... Would you say someone's been a good scallywag? Yeah, good scallywag. Well, the only inflection on good would be when we say it to each other when, you know, saying you're, you know... Oh, you're good scallywag. Well, the only inflection on good would be when we say it to each other,

when, you know, saying you're, you know. Oh, you're good scallywag. Good thing sort of thing. I like it. I like it. Someone texted in and they said teats. Teats. If you say something as teats.

Yeah. It means something no good. Can I just say I know what teats means? I know where it comes from. Like on the teat. A lot of the stuff Bree says a lot of the time it's all teats. What's that mean? If you know, you know. You're all teats means i know where it comes from like on the teat like a lot of the stuff brie says a lot of the time it's all teats what's that mean ah if you know you know you're all teeth oh you're being a right scallywag you're all teats you're being i'm not all teats you're teetle i'm not all teats my

teats are quite quite petite actually now you're all teats don't talk about don't talk about my teats you're all teats about your teats. You've got no teats. Someone said in our friendship group, the saying is, as dicks. So when we go to say something, it just rolls off the tongue. Like it could be, God, it's cold as dicks this week. Oh, I see. Or that was awkward as dicks. It was awkward as dicks. It was awkward as dicks.

I like it. At work, the code for a hot girl is, hey, have you seen the level? I'm a builder. Have you seen the level? Hey, mate, have you seen the level? What do you do when you actually want to find the level, though? You know, you've chosen a word. You should have chosen an instrument that you don't use all the time.

You could get very mixed up. Bree and Clint. Time to play Google Down. They hit off the thing. Yeah, I've got the wrong page open. Oh, sorry. Do you want me to just have... Here we go. Google Down for

another week where we find out who is the fastest Googler in the West. The West being the studio, the studio being Clint, Claudia and Ella. Here are the rules. If you've texted through a name, you could be winning KFC chicken dollars. But the rules of the game are, I've put in these exact questions to Google. If you're the first person to yell out clearly the correct answer to that question, then I'll give you a point.

The first one to three points wins the game and the person that's back to them, KFC. I'm hoping that Clint's frazzled state is a reflection of how this game is going to go. I'm not frazzled. I'm lucid. What does that even mean? Lucid. Lucid. Why win, Dan?

I'm in free form. Like Bruce Lee said, water becomes the glass. Oh, my God. What happened to you? Today I am the glass. Be like water. I feel like I need to shut this down. We'll start the game.

What are you on about? All right, here we go. Everyone ready to play? Ready. All right. Question number one. How much has the Taylor Swift Errors Tour made so far?

$1.04 billion. Correct. Oh my gosh. I couldn't type today. I am the glass. Oh my gosh. Talking out your ass more like it. Question number two. One point to Clint. Who invented the calculator?

Isaac Newton and Godfrey Liebens. Neither of those answers are correct. Yeah I'm gonna go. Do you reckon it's this guy Claude? I feel like it's this guy, but I can't say it. Calculator inventors, it says Jack Kilby. Correct. Yes! Go with your gut!

Edith Clark and Jack Kilby, I would have accepted. Very sexist of you to leave out the woman, Ella, but that's fine if that's your prerogative. It didn't come up with the woman, all right. So it was Google that was being sexist. It did on mine. Then why didn't you say it? Because I was out.

Samsung, a feminist. Woo. Okay. One to Ella, one to Clint. Question number three. Yes. How old was Bonnie and Clyde when they died? Looking for two numbers.

23 and 25. Clint got a no. Wait, no. What did Clint say? 23 and 25. No, it's Clyde was 24. Bonnie was 23. I have 23 and 25 as well.

I tried to say it faster, but I think I just went. You just were not fast enough. But you were correct though as well, Claude. What? Two to Clint. What? One to Ella. Anyone but Clint.

Here we go. Question number four. Can the girls keep themselves in it? Yes, they can. Where was Britney Spears born? Where was she born? Mississippi. McComb, Mississippi.

Nice, Claudia. Yes. Yes. She's kept herself in the game. That means Clint's on two, Claude's on one, and Ella's on one. It's my game to lose. It is definitely your game to lose. Question number five.

What year did DVDs come out? 1995. Claudia is coming through like a... Oh, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure. Everyone is still in this game. Two to Clint, two to Claude, one the pressure. Everyone is still in this game. Two to Clint, two to Claude, one to Ella. Everyone's still in it. Question number six.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Could I have a second to relax? No. No, this is a process. I feel like I might be onto something. No, come on, Brie. I'm keeping my tensions high because this is where I work the best. Question number six.

What year did the Vietnam War start? 1954. 1955. What did you say, Ella? I said 1955. I also said 1955. But Ella just got in before you, so we're going to a full three-way tie break. Have we been here ever? I don't know.

Maybe once or twice before. What a game. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number seven. How many seasons of The Sopranos was there? Six. Six.

That is correct. Oh, who knew that? My favourite show in the whole world right now. I've never seen them. Sex. That is correct. Oh, he knew that. My favourite show in the whole world right now. I've never seen it. Correct, which means it gives Clint the win, which means, Kelsey, you have picked up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work. Thank you.

Oh, my gosh, that's pretty good. Kelsey, thank you for believing in me. Thanks, Clint. I got your back. Yeah, I know. I know you do. I know you do. We'll give that KFC out to you ASAP.

Maybe you were the glass this whole time. Maybe I am the glass. Maybe you are an R. It rhymes. Sorry. You're banned from the show for your misogynistic calculator comments earlier, actually, Ella. What? We're a feminist show here at ZM.

Don't tell me that. Don't put me as that. I love women. I am a woman. You know what? You're literally the only one in the studio who doesn't love women. What the heck? It's days like this that make me glad I don't take part

in this game when I see you savages going at each other. Me, Claudia and Brie love women way more than you. Don't put me in a group with you. Hey, don't add me into this group. Brie and Clint. Trade Me have released a list of their 25 most iconic

auctions from the first 25 years of them existing. There's a whole bunch of random stuff on there and every now and then a Trade Me auction will go viral. We found the Venute. If the Venute's not on there then this is BS. Yeah, the Venute's not on there and every now and then a Trade Me Auction will go viral. We found the Venute. If the Venute's not on there. It's not on there. Then this is BS.

Yeah, the Venute's not on there. Neither is the Time Machine, the DeLorean that we bought. They're both not on there, which is BS. I agree. Some of the things that are on there is a lollipop sucked by Orlando Bloom while he was here for the Lord of the Rings. What a load of BS. How can you even prove that? I think there was footage of him sucking it on the red carpet.

How do you know it's that one? Good point. Sold for $330 in 2003. Who paid for that? Josie Grossie who's paying for that, by the way. What are you doing with that lollipop after you pay that much money? The last plastic bag from Pack and Save after Jacinda outlawed plastic bags. That sold for $52 in 2019.

It's not a bad deal. And a bunch of penis-shaped veggies. Every time there's a carrot that looks like a dick in two balls, it goes on Trade Me and it makes the news. Because we're a small country and that's what we love. Goes bonkers on there. Goes bonkers on there. Goes bonkers. Yeah.

I saw this, though, and as someone who, you know, I've always been loyal to selling stuff on Trade Me. I've always thought of Facebook Marketplace as a place for degenerates and drug dealers. Not true. I'm starting to come around. Facebook Marketplace. Yeah. You know what I love about it?

Yeah. There's always a risk. Yeah. There's definitely a risk. You know what I love about it? There's always a risk. Yeah, there's definitely a risk. It's the wild, wild west. I've tried to sell a couple of things on Facebook Marketplace recently and I've been hit by someone who's clearly a scammer. Quite clearly.

That's why I say it's always a risk and it actually keeps your skills sharp. But they don't charge you anything, which is the beauty of it. It's great. Like you can sell something on Trade Me and you're like, oh wonderful I sold my grandmother's bed after she passed away and I got $500 for it and then Trade Me

is like, we'll have half of that. That's half of ours. We knew grandma will have half of that. And so in this economy, it's free to sell it on Facebook, but it's just not guaranteed and it just, it really feels like a risk. The other thing I hate about it is the default button where the

99% of messages you get when you're selling things on Facebook Marketplace is still available. And then you reply, yeah, it's still available and then you never hear from that person again. So both of them, both options have their cons. Yeah, totally.

But a great pro is that you don't pay anything to sell it on Facebook Marketplace. And that's the big one. Especially at the moment in a cost of living crisis, that's a huge one. And I would love to know, I'd love to see the figures of where more people are browsing for things. Are they browsing on Facebook Marketplace? Are they browsing on TradeMe? I'd love to know. The thing that I don't understand about Facebook Marketplace is maybe it's just my app, but whenever I open it, it's a lot of girls selling items of clothing and the photos are very

cleavage based. Very cleavage based. Have you heard of the term cookies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And how your cookies cater to the type of searches you've done on the internet and then it feeds you that in other areas on the internet? I've really stitched myself up here, haven't I?

It's just... Show me. Okay, wait. Let's do a test I'm going to randomly open You open it up Yeah yeah yeah You open it up

And then see Please text me And tell me I'm not alone Okay I'll do it too Are you really trying to sell This second hand glass And stop for seven dollars Or is this like a link

To your OnlyFans You wait there I'll do it first Okay And then I'll see What I The first thing I get Yeah

And then the first thing you get Yeah Okay sell No just open Marketplace Oh Marketplace Just open Marketplace Show me the homepage Okay thing I get. Yeah. And then the first thing you get. Yeah. Okay. Sell. No, just open Marketplace. Oh, Marketplace. Just open Marketplace. Show me the homepage. Okay. Houses. Houses. Shelving.

Houses. Oh, there's a couch. And a couch. And boots. That's about it. Okay. Oh, I don't know what that is. That? I've got a wireless speaker. I don't know what that is. That? I've got a wireless speaker. No, no, you've breezed past that second one right there.

A woman selling a beautiful cream dress, a boat, and that is a $15, it says, breeding cone. What is that? Oh, it's... Good acting. Good acting from you. Ready? Keep going. Oh, what is that? What's a breeding cone?

Oh, I have no idea what this thing is that I've searched for in the past. It's available in small, medium, large and extra large. What have you been searching? Nothing. Literally nothing. What have you been selling? More to the point. Anyway. I love how it comes in a nude colour. Happy birthday trade me. Brian Clint. We're back after this.

I saw this story today in the news about a man who got stuck in the toilets on a plane. This lady's posted on Reddit and she wrote, on a recent flight from Saltalea Cassetti to New Orleans, my husband Brent got up to use the bathroom. He left me and my four-year-old and two-year-old

in the row, but no big deal. I knew that he'd be back in a jiffy just going to the toilet. He can't go anywhere, can he? After five minutes, I wondered what was going on. Was he using this time as a much-needed break from my children's whiny demands and frequent tantrums? To be fair, I didn't blame him.

I shuffled the kids around and it was taking longer than I expected. Blah, blah, blah. The kids were saying, where's daddy? And then I heard a flight attendant use the word stuck. Something clicked. I said, excuse me, is this someone stuck in the bathroom? And she said, yes, the door is jammed and someone's stuck in there. I said, I think that's my husband.

Long story short, 35 minutes, this man was stuck in the toilets on a flight. It got so bad that the pilot of the plane had to come back and be like, I'll try and get in there. This is my plane. I'm in charge. I'll get in there. He probably welcomed it. He probably was like, that's quite nice in here. There would be a bit of that.

But then also how embarrassing for people to realise you were stuck in there and then the whole attention of the plane come on to you. Do you reckon? Yeah. He's dropped a big deuce in there. And he was worried about coming out and someone else walking in after him.

So he's like, oh, I'm stuck in here. If you did and you knew you'd bombed the toilet. Yeah. And then you stand up and you realise it's locked, you sit back down and you wait until it has dissipated before you bring attention to the fact that you're stuck. Yeah, you wait it out. Imagine they bust the doors open and then the stench just billows out of the bathroom.

Not ideal. And then you're that guy. Yeah. Not ideal. So I don't know. I don't know what the balance of it is. They did get him out eventually, but there's video of it on the internet of like the pilot

like kicking in the door of this cubicle to get into the toilet to get him out. Who was bloody driving the plane? Well, I wondered that too. There's always two pilots. Yeah, but still I'd be like, he would be lower, the guy in the toilet would be lower on my priority list. Anyway, it reminded me that I'd heard you say just this week

that you got stuck in the toilet. Yeah, we were moving house on the weekend and obviously last week I had COVID. So I've been quite, like I was very sick last week. Had to have a few days off and then we were moving house. It was an absolute nightmare. And our new place, because we've been renovating it, doesn't have any door handles on any of the doors yet.

Aren't you getting new door handles from Timu? No, that was the kitchen. That was the kitchen. We're getting from knobs and knockers, actually. Great name for a business. Yeah, knobs and knockers. I bought a door handle from knobs and knockers. Yeah, it's great business. But we haven't got them yet and it's quite complicated, so they haven't been installed yet. And so anyway, we're moving all this stuff.

And during the move, I was at the house and my partner was at our other place and I've went into the bathroom to use the bathroom and I've just, you know, obviously closed the door as you do. Closed the door and then I was like, oh, shit. And I've realised that I'm literally locked in this and it's not a big bathroom I feel terrible because I'm so sick

and so I ended up I was in there for nearly an hour and so I ended up putting some towels on the ground and I had to sleep yeah right how did you get out? well eventually yes producer Claude did you have a question? I just remembered a time I got locked in a toilet.

Oh, here we go. It's all come flooding back. It was at Vaughan's house. Yeah. At the Christmas party. Wait, was I there? Yeah, I think I called you. I think you did and I tried to get you out.

There was an innie and you pull the handle, it comes off. That's right. That's right. I think multiple people got stuck in that toilet. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I got stuck in there too. It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing because there's all those things that you're balancing. You're like, oh my God, people think I've been in the toilet for ages.

I'm actually stuck in here. And I'm calling people being like, no one can hear me. And I'm like, on the phone, it's quite scary. You're very vulnerable when you're stuck in the toilet. Eventually I got out, if you want to know, when someone came back to the house and we'd left one of the old door handles. On the other side.

On the other side. So you could slot it in and kind of open it. Until your shipment arrives from knobs and knockers, are you in a toilet door open household? Yes. Ew. And so we have to keep all the blinds closed or else people can just see in because none of that,

you can't close, it's so weird living in a house where you can't close any doors. It's so strange. We want to take your calls this afternoon on 0800-DARLS-AT-M or your text messages on 9696. The stories of the times when you got stuck in the toilet. Where were you and how long were you stuck in there? Remember we had that girl call recently

who got stuck in a port-a-loo at R&V? That's right. The forklift came and dropped a pallet full of beer in front of the port-a-loo door and she was stuck inside this port-a-loo. She couldn't open the door because there was a pallet of beer outside it. I would argue the worst toilet ever to get stuck in.

A festival port-a-loo. A festival port-a-loo. Bree and Clint. We just told a story before about a man who got stuck in the toilets on a plane for 35 minutes. The pilot of the plane had to kick the door in. And then Brie told us just last week she got stuck in the toilet of her house because she's got no door handles.

Yep. I was sick at the time. Had to sleep on the floor. It's quite cold. It's quite nice. Bathroom toilet or just toilet? Bathroom. Yeah, anything to do? So I put on some face

masks, some creams. Was there a bath to lie down in? Nah. Just a shower? I was going to have a shower but I hadn't unpacked the towels yet. I was quite annoyed. So we asked you when did you get stuck in the toilet? Someone texted and they said, I took a sleeping pill on a long haul flight. I got cramp in my leg so I went to the bathroom to get stuck in the toilet? Someone texted and they said, I took a sleeping pill on a long haul flight.

I got cramp in my leg, so I went to the bathroom to sit down on the toilet seat with the lid down so I could stretch my legs out against the mirror. I fell asleep. Oh, no. I got pulled out by the flight attendant after Lord knows how long and escorted back to my seat.

Far out. Like a corpse being dragged back down the aisle and dumped to my seat. Far out. Like a corpse being dragged back down the aisle and dumped in your seat. How many zoppies did you have? Daniel's here. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Daniel. G'day, Dan.

Hey, how are we going? We're good. When did you get stuck in the bog, Daniel? So it was a little while ago. So long story short, we had organised a 60th surprise party for my dad. Yeah. And he came to pick me up from work,

and I told him that we were going bowling with my brother. Okay. But actually everybody was at the bowling alley waiting for us. Gotcha. We were running a bit early, so I was like, oh, I just need to pop in home because I need to go to the bathroom. All good. Went inside, went into the bathroom,

and the inside of the door handle had actually stripped. So when I turned the handle, it didn't open the door. It wouldn't move. Yeah, yeah. So I left my phone in the car with Dad, who was sitting out there. Of course you did. Completely waiting for me. Yeah.

And 15 minutes later, he finally realised that it was a bit weird I hadn't come out yet. And he took off and came out of the toilet. And Dad to the toilet. So you almost... Dad to the rescue. You almost missed Dad's 60th surprise birthday party because you were stuck in the toilet. Pretty much. It ended up working well because, you know,

it delayed us the amount of time it needed to, but it wasn't quite how I had planned the event to go. Yeah, I bet. Did your dad ask you afterwards? Was he like, did you put that on to, like, stall us? He actually thought that I had, but then he realised he had to change the door handle because it didn't work anymore.

Yeah, it was too plausible. You're so lucky your dad was with you. Otherwise you would have spent the whole birthday party in the toilet. Literally. Oh, gosh, that would have been fun. They would have come home at 10 o'clock and found you. Someone texted and they said, I was at a friend's flat party and I was stuck in there for 20 minutes.

The window had one of those slat windows where you pull the lever down to open up and close, like the louver windows. So I took all the glass panels out of the window one by one and climbed out and then carried on partying like nothing had happened. That's so scary. Someone else said, I'm a property manager and I got stuck in the toilet during an inspection for three hours. Have you ever seen the video of the guy who, I think he dropped something

into the toilet. It was in like a public toilet. He dropped something into the toilet. So he put his hand in the toilet to get it. I think it was a ring or something, a watch or something. Put his hand in the toilet and his hand got stuck in the S-bend. Have you guys seen this video? No, no. Oh, my God. It's like absolutely harrowing. The guy was stuck in there I reckon for like nearly a whole day.

Surely you smashed the toilet. Surely you smashed the porcelain toilet. So there's like because he documented it. So he had his phone but the phone had no service and so he documented it. So he had his phone, but the phone had no service. And so he documented it. And there's videos of him where he's really dislocating his shoulder because he's trying to pull it out so much. Like James Franco in 127 Hours when his arm's stuck under the boulder.

He nearly had to cut his arm off. Just cut the arm off to get out of the toilet. Mary's here. Hi, Mary. Hi, Mary. Hi, how are you? Where did you get stuck in the toilet, Mary? Not me, but my daughter, when she was about two or three, got stuck in a toilet.

Okay. What happened? We're at the cafe in Freedom Furniture, and she wanted to use the loo, and she locked the door behind her, and she couldn't get it open. And of course, being two, I didn't know if it was because she didn't know how, or it was broken, or what, but all I knew is my baby was in the loo and I was on the wrong side of the door. As a dad, I would go, I'm going to kick this door down. But then actually, you've got the risk that the toddler is standing directly behind the door

and you're going to kick the door through their head. Right, Mary? That's exactly what happened. We got the maintenance guy. He was going to kick the door in because he couldn't jimmy the lock open any other way. And then I had to sort of persuade my daughter to go to the back of the loo. Sit on the toilet. Yeah, yeah. And hide her face. But she was only like two.

And I'm like, I don't know if she can understand me or if she's going to follow these instructions. Yeah. What if she gets the door in the head? Far out. How did it end? Quickly, how did it end? Oh, happily ever after. Yeah, she did what she was told and the door got kicked in and yeah.

Good. I thought you were going to say she's still in there. We now live in that freedom furniture. Yeah, we moved in. We talked her through the door. We slide cheese and crackers under the door, yeah. Hey, producers, just an idea. I would love the opportunity to one day

have the possibility of kicking in a door. I'd love to be able to kick in a door. You know you've missed your chance, eh? Why? When was the chance? You're literally renovating a house right now. Nah, we saved all the doors. Have you heard of those rage rooms? You could probably do something there.

I would just love, I feel like I would love to just kick in a door one time. I can just smash some stuff. I would just love, I feel like Can you make it happen? Yeah. I would love to just kick in a door one time. I can just look real cool. Anonymous is here. Hi Anonymous. Hi guys. Hi Anonymous. Tell us mate, when did you get stuck in the toilet? So it wasn't

me, it was my friend and this was quite a few years ago. She really annoyed someone at the end of a two-day festival in the UK and she went to the port-a-loo and they pushed the port-a-loo over with her inside.

No! Did they push it over onto the door? Yep. So when they managed to get it up, the door had like buckled in on itself and she couldn't get out because she was stuck in there for ages. That is my worst nightmare.

Was it full? Was it a full pool? Day two. It was like the end of a two-day festival. Oh no! It's like that scene in Jackass when they hook it up to the crane. Oh!

I feel like that was one of the worst ones. Thanks Anonymous. Anonymous, horrendous. Last text, I work in ED. We got a call from the fire service the other day because someone had locked themselves in the toilet and decided to call 111 to get themselves out. I kind of feel like I'd do the same.

What do you mean to call 10-5 like it's not an emergency? Do you call a friend first to try and help you get out? But what if you know that you need the Jaws of Life? Yeah, there was a text somewhere saying that someone got stuck and they had to use the Jaws of Life. They got stuck on a ferry. Really? Yeah, on the Waiheke Ferry.

They had to use the Jaws of Life to get them out. It's going backwards and forwards to Waiheke Island and back until you get out. Birthday Banganics, do you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday? If you do, we can work it out for you and you should call us right now on 0800 DIAL ZM. It's time for a birthday banger. Let's do it.

For your hump day, number one song is When People Were 16. We reminisce and then we're going to play the best one out of the three according to us. Lauren's called up, but she're going to play the best one out of the three, according to us. Lauren's called up,

but she's going to do her mum Brenda's birthday banger. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Good afternoon, guys. Have you done your birthday banger before? Yes, I have. Okay, great. What did you get?

I can't remember. It was a couple of years ago now. You don't remember your own birthday banger? No, no. I got through, but then I didn't get put on the air and they just told me it. Oh, okay. Oh, we could have done yours today. I want to do Lauren's.

I'll do yours again after this when we play the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see your mum now, though. What's Brenda's date of birth, Lauren? The 13th of March, 1964. Oh, it's coming up, Lauren. Don't forget. It's in a date of birth, Lauren? The 13th of March, 1964. Oh, it's coming up, Lauren. Don't forget. It's in a couple of weeks.

Your mum... Next 60th. Next 60th, yeah. Is she? Oh, well, happy 60th for your mum, Brenda. She was 16, though, in 1980. And on your mum's 16th birthday, this was number one. What a classic.

Crazy little thing called love. Banger. From Queen. Doing their best Elvis impersonation. Do you like it, Lauren? She'd definitely approve. She'd like it? She'd definitely approve.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great one, Lauren. It's very good. Wait there. A birthday banger? She'd definitely approve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great one, Lauren. It's very good. Wait there. A birthday banger for Coco. Kia ora, Coco. Hi, Coco. Hey, how are you?

Good. How are you? Great, thanks. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Coco? 14th of August, 2002. Oh, she's a Leo, and she was 16 in 2018, and here's your birthday banger. The song from that trend where you get out of the car

while it's still driving and do some dancing beside the car. That's right. Drake. No one has been more run over by a trend than the Drake In My Feelings. It was more like tread. Tread, yeah.

What do you reckon, Coco? Do you like in my feelings Drake? I'm not mad about it. Yeah, it's good. I thought I could have done better, but I'll take it. I feel like it's a bit of a vibe. It's a vibe. I don't know if it's a classic.

It's not bad. Yeah, it's not bad. But it's not bad. Let's do one more birthday banger for Mitch. G'day, Mitch. G'day, Mitch. Kia ora, guys. How are you?

Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. You on your way home? I am. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's get you there. What's your birthday, Mitch? 1st November 1996.

Right. That means you were 16 in the year 2012. And on that exact day, this was at the top. Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Wop, wop, wop. Wop on Gangnam Style. It's a stone cold banger, in my opinion. Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style.

What do you reckon, Mitch? You a fan or nah? Bit of a fan. I'd run up a flagpole. Yeah. Give it a whirl. I'm going to vote for it. I think I'm voting for it. I think we're going Gangnam Style flagpole. Yeah. Give it a whirl. I'm going to vote for it. I think I'm voting for it. I think we're going gangnam style this afternoon.

Yeah. Hey, Mitch, congrats. You just won birthday banger. Thanks, guys. Oh, good. Let's do it. No regrets about it. Brian Cleats.

From 2012. Here's your birthday banger on ZM. Chips and gravy ZM Gangnam Style Brian Clint, that's the winner of birthday banger from 2012 Oh no I was having a wicked response on the text machine. Yeah, a lot of them.

It's split. Someone said, tune. Guys, what an absolute tune. Someone else said, Gangnam Style over Queen. What? Yeah, I know it's controversial. And there's also more text coming through from the villain that we've created. If you've been following along, earlier in the week we didn't play Call Me Maybe

and someone said that this is now their villain origin story. All because we didn't play Carly Rae Jepsen. Carly Rae Jepsen. And they've text through again today and they've said, if you don't pick Queen, I'm going to sign you up to Scientology, hashtag villain shit. And then they said, sigh, you've gone too far this time, guys. Searching for villain cloaks on Timu. No regrets.

I really enjoyed that song. That means a villain's going to stalk us for the rest of our days. That's what it is. It's going to be a villain showdown. Lauren, you've hung on the whole time. Would you like to know what your birthday banger is as a bonus? Yeah, that'd be great. Yay, Lauren.

Okay, let's do yours. What's your date of birth? It's the 12th of September, 1993. All right, Lauren, that means you were 16 in 2009. And we're here to remind you this is your birthday banger. Beyonce and Sweet Dreams. What do you reckon? Definitely banger. Definitely banger. Perfect castle you reckon? Definitely Banger.

Definitely Banger. It's a tune. Yeah. I like it. All right, there you go. Bree and Clint, birthday bangers happen every day at 5.30. You can find out the number one song the day that you turned 16. Bree and Clint.

I wanted to share with you guys something that tickled my pickle as of late because I'm in a world of pain at the moment. Clint, moving house, hate it, really don't like it. It's the worst. Yeah. It's chaos. So much Edmund.

So much Edmund. So much. You just can't relax. There's just crap everywhere. You have to set up things. You have to organise stuff. And one of the things that has brought me joy in the last week was I was setting up the new Wi-Fi yesterday.

Oh, yeah, that's fun. Which is not fun. Oh. Setting up the new Wi-Fi, not fun. I like it. I like it. I hate it. Normally, so difficult, so hard.

For me personally, normally can't understand. This new Wi-Fi we got, very easy to set up. Yeah, they're very easy now. So much so that one of the things they ask you as soon as you set it up is what do you want to call your Wi-Fi? Yeah. You want to give it a personal name straight off the bat. You no longer have to go to that 10.21.506.9998 address. Which is awesome. And I was like, this is great. This is the first time I've had the opportunity

where I was able to name my Wi-Fi straight off the bat. Okay. And so I was like, oh, this is a big responsibility. You know, I'm naming the Wi-Fi for the whole household. I need to put some time and effort into this. It's going to be a bit creative, yeah. So I thought, producers, if you want to jump on board this, we can go through some of the

options that I had for the Wi-Fi. Okay? These are some of the ideas that I came up with. Yeah. One of the first ideas I had for naming Wi-Fi was hide your kids, hide your Wi-Fi. It's not bad. Throwback. I love it.

Yeah, it's a throwback. It's a throwback. It's niche. Yeah. So not everyone will get it. Yeah. You know? That video is very dated now, but I like it.

It is. It is. Another one that I had. Because we can't find you. Which, I mean, some people will get this joke, some people won't. Router, I hardly know her. Now I like that one. That's a good one.

I like that one. I haven't heard that one before, actually. Okay, but I went with this last option, which it can be changed, but I went with this option of what I named my Wi-Fi, which is now called Winona Router. It gives the router an identity. Yeah. It gives them a name also whilst whilst being you know, a gag.

Yeah, yeah. It's nice. It's like quite Gen X. If you get it, you get it. If you get it, get it. I've literally just googled funniest Wi-Fi names. What have they got? And this has come up. I can't believe I've never heard of this one in my life. Panic at the Cisco. Panic at the Cisco.

Cisco's a company. Cisco's like a telecommunications company. They make a lot of like... I like it. They make a lot of... It's good. Yeah. It's good.

Pretty fly for a Wi-Fi. I've heard that one before. That's what mine's called because I live at house number four. So it's pretty fly for a Wi-Fi. Oh, that's pretty good. I like that. I like that. What about the one everyone always puts it?

It hurts when I pee. Sometimes people use that winter net is coming get off my land uh as an lan no okay that's not getting a good response i didn't come up with these by the way winter wonderland i believe what winter wonderland Yeah. I believe why can fi? What? I believe why can fi? The R. Kelly song, I believe I can fly. Oh.

But it's Wi-Fi. Are you not laughing because it's an R. Kelly joke? I just didn't get it. No, that's fine. It's too complex for me. It was quite a complex one. It's not that complex. I believe why can fi? I'm just seeing if anyone's texted through if they've got good Wi-Fi names.

Someone said, my niece's Wi-Fi is Harry Potter, Harry Potter. She's 26. I mean, who doesn't love Harry Potter? Keep it on the download. Someone else said, I named my Wi-Fi, I'm feeling a connection. My husband just shook his head at me. I like it. This is quite good for when you've got your parents over.

Mum, click here for internet. That's good. That's a good one. That's good. Yeah, there you go. So the last one, someone else said, my ex's Wi-Fi was called the land of time. Oh, that's such a good one.

Wouldn't it be The Land Before Time? Yeah. Yeah. He missed a beat on that, didn't he? Yeah. Well, you still liked it, so. I still like that. Bree and Clint.

What is the world coming to? We've got so many food shortages. Yeah. That have happened over the last however many years. Yeah. And there's obviously always a reason for it, but you never know what's going to be next on the chopping block. What it now we've gone through eggs we've gone through sriracha we've gone through apples was the most recent one marmite marmite fans i mean you can't eat that

but there was a shortage of those there's a fan shortage every year yeah yeah uh but at the moment there is a shortage of beetroots. Is there? Beetroot. Really? Apparently, it's gotten so bad that people are now trying to sell tins of beetroot online for staggering prices. I've not noticed a shortage in beetroot,

but it's not on my weekly shopping list. Well, it's interesting because this article is from an Aussie website where they're saying that the cannery that's in the Hawke's Bay, which obviously got hit by Cyclone Gabrielle last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it the Waddy's beetroot tinning factory? Yes. Yeah, so it got hit by the Cyclone last year, which meant that, you know, there was obviously a backlog of beetroot.

Yeah. And apparently in Aussie at the moment, there's people putting tins of beetroot online. There's one here, for example, it's a single 425 gram tin of beetroots, 65 bucks. For a tin of beetroot? For a tin of beetroot. I've just Googled what is beetroot season. It's now. It's now the season.

They're an autumn, it's an autumn root vegetable. An autumn root, is it? Yeah. I do love an autumn root. Yeah, I like one in autumn and I like one in spring. I don't mind a summer root either. That tides me over. Summer root.

March to May, beetroot season. March to May. This is a controversial thing to say. Tinned beetroot, way better than fresh beetroot. Agre March to May. This is a controversial thing to say. Tinned beetroot. Mm-hmm. Way better than fresh beetroot. Agreed. Yeah.

Agreed. We can all agree. I enjoy... Producer Claude's not on board. I enjoy grated beetroot in a salad, but there needs to be heaps of it. Like, heaps of it. Other than that, give me the tinned beetroot. Yep.

Claudia? I'll say I was very late on the beetroot train, and I'm still just barely hanging on, but roast beetroot is like the only way I'll eat it. If it's that squishy like tin stuff you get in a burger I'm picking it out and throwing it away. Wait a second. You don't like a piece of tin beetroot on your burger. I like to eat them straight.

It's the moist maker. Yeah. I don't like a moist burger. Like I don't like saucy burgers. What? I don't like it. It gives me the textures and it makes me feel like. You should meet my dad. Oh, I would love to.

He has a saucer version. We go to a restaurant and so he orders a cheeseburger and he says, no tomato sauce, no mayonnaise, no aioli. And they go, what? So just bun, cheese and a bit of lettuce? Yep. He goes, yeah, and take the tomato out too. That was me growing up.

I'd go to fast food places and get a chicken burger, which was literally bread and chicken. Nothing else. God, you guys, your dad would have a heart attack if he saw my burger. Yeah. I put on like five, I'm not even exaggerating, five different sauces. Slop meat up.

Mustard, tomato sauce. Yeah. And then I usually go with the pickle maze. Yeah. And then like a bit of a spicy maze. Yeah, like a sriracha or something. Like a chipotle. Yep. And then normally- An onion jam goes well in there. like a bit of a spicy, like, maze. Yeah, like a sriracha or something. Like a sriracha. Like a chipotle.

Yep. And then normally... An onion jam goes well in there. And then normally like an oniony jam or like a relish. Or a chilli jam. Yeah. I would refuse to eat it. It's the best. Oh, and of course mayonnaise.

And mayonnaise, yeah. You can have mayonnaise on there. Anyway, good luck out there, everybody, surviving the beetroot shortage. Time's tough. And, well, here's also... It's tough. You can't beat a root.

You can't beat a root, especially a beetroot. But here's tough. It's tough. You can't beat a root. You can't beat a root, especially a beetroot. But here's my PSA. Go buy some tins of beetroot and sell them off to the Aussies for a large price. We need to go to Australia with a suitcase full of beetroot. Shouldn't we? Like with Chappelle Corby with a boogie board

bag full of weed or something. Imagine them stopping us at the airport. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Joe. It's called End of Beginning. DJ O is how you spell Joe. And he's the guy from Stranger Things. I'm into that song now.

You like it? Yeah. I quite like it too. Yeah, it's a big TikTok trend. Can we start playing that Willow Smith song again? Ah. Got a vibe. It wasn't Willow Smith though.

What was the name of the band? What was it? of the band? Oh something Tangle? No, Cot String Tangle No that's a different band The Anxiety God relatable Such a good tune Was it before or after her dad went psycho

At the Oscars? Before Then their mum did those awful interviews And then the whole family was like bring it in guys Bring it in we've got to go offline for a bit at the Oscars. Was it? That would be what it was. Then their mum did those awful interviews. And then the whole family was like, bring it in, guys. Bring it in. We've got to go offline

for a bit. Put it on lockdown for a bit. Well, it was like, I just found my voice. She's got a great voice. She does. And it's a great song.

Yep. Have a great night, everybody. And we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. We'll meet you back at this spot, okay? Yeah.

That was an anxiety joke. That was an anxiety joke. It was an anxiety joke, yeah. Nice. I've never found the spot, but I'll keep looking.