ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 6th May 2021

Episode Date: May 6, 2021

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Bree's just putting the finishing touches on her anniversary card. That's correct. How much do you write in a card? Actually, I've got a better question about cards. What do you do with cards after you've been given them? It's a cool card. It says fuck yes on it.

So your partner gives you a card tonight What do you do with that card? It's an interesting question There is a lot of cards that Get given Birthdays, anniversaries, Christmases My partner and I We have a box

Kind of like a jewellery box But it's all like glass And all of the notes from when we first started dating All little notes box kind of like a jewelry box but it's just like all like glass it just looks all like glass and all of the notes from when we first started dating all little notes or like little things that we've put in each other's like so it's just for you about you two that you yeah that's where all of our stuff is right um but other cards are throwing it yeah right is it but isn't that brutal it is quite brutal my mum's give i know actually i get the ones from my mum. So I, I have a box and it's where I put things that I can't bear to throw out.

And it's full of old birthday and anniversary cards and stuff. The issue is I never go and look at them. So there'll definitely be cards from ex-girlfriends in there. Oh, that's awesome. And so the issue is I've had to say this to my wife just in case one day she ever goes through that box. Don't look at them. Or say I get hit by a bus or something and she's clearing up my stuff one day.

I've had to say to her, babe, there will be stuff in that box from other girls before you. I'm not keeping it on purpose. I just haven't got around to clearing it up. Nah, you need to go through that. Yeah. You need to go through it. For sure.

Yeah. Yeah, I need to go through it. But also, I'm a keeper. I keep things. I'll happily get rid of the X cards. That's fine. The X files. Great word for it.

But my partner's not a keeper, so she's a chucker. See, that's what my partner's a chucker too. Sorry, my partner's definitely a keeper. She doesn't keep things. She's a chucker. This is what I've started doing. You could do this. I've set up a box for her

And I'm keeping her things That she thinks is getting chucked And one day She's going to find that box And stuff And she'll go Oh my god I can't believe Clint

Kept all these things Aww Will she Or will she go Clint I got rid of this For a reason I told you to

Throw this shit out I didn't enjoy My 32nd birthday I don't want a reminder of it Can I ask a card-related question? Yeah. The last birthday in this group was Ben's. Yes.

And I slaved over Photoshop for hours, making the perfect card. I thought it was a great, yeah. With his face over, well, I don't know if it's his favourite Crusader, but it's my favourite Crusader, Scott Barrett's face. Yeah. And we turned it into a card. We all wrote in it. We all told him we loved him.

Did you keep the card, Ben? Oh, great question, Anastasia. I've still got the card. I've got a little card drawer. Oh, yeah, cool. I keep most of my card stuff. You're a card keeper. That doesn't surprise me.

Yeah. Did you keep it? Because I don't get it anymore. I don't really get a lot anyway. It's not my birthdays. I'm going to get you a card for every day. As life goes on, your card. For the rest of the year. What was that? I'm going to get you a card every day. As life goes on, your card... For the rest of the year. What was that?

I'm going to get you a card every day for the rest of the year. Yeah, that sad thing that you just said, we're going to make sure you get a card every day. I wrote you every day. You're right though. You're right. As you get older, the amount of cards you get diminishes, but it tightens. You only get them from people that matter. Because as you get older, your circle tightens as well. Which is a good thing. It's a really good thing.

It's called IBS. Also, as you get older, some of your circles loosen. That is a titanus. That is a lucinus. That's a lucinus. I was starting to think really nice thoughts

about all the lovely cards. Put it in a card? Yeah. Receipts? Yeah, do you want me to put a card? We should make cards about Anussas. Who's got the next thing, by the way? Is it Anastasia or is it? The next thing.

Oh, the next birthday? You're a professional talker and you just forgot. No, no, no. It could be anything, mate. Okay. It could be an anniversary. It could be an engagement. It's Anastasia's birthday.

Which is when? I've got a reminder of my calendar three weeks before. Which is when, Anastasia? Oh, yeah, Anastasia. The 27th of November. Oh, no, Bree and my anniversaries before then. And if I don't get Scott Barrett for a present. Your face on Scott Barrett.

No. Or Scott Barrett on your face. That's so bad face that is so wrong that is so bad but the timing was so good he's married he is married

no he's engaged he's engaged big difference yeah um we gotta we gotta go Brie enjoy your

anniversary thank you that's all I'm gonna pitch you now is um yep Anastasia coming down from the top of the's all I'm going to pitch you now is Anastasia. Coming down from the top of the line.

I'm alive. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Hi everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint and it's a big day today. It is a massive day. Why? I like how you just went with it, yeah. Yeah, but you know I was going to pretend and I was like, nah, be honest. Huge day today, you know why. Nope.

It's your day on Add to Cart. Oh yes! We're filling your cart. I want to have a look at some of the things that are in here. Yeah know why. Nope. It's your day on Add to Cart. Oh, yes. We're filling your cart. I want to have a look at some of the things that are in here. Yeah, have a look. I don't even know. I haven't heard any of your things so far. I had a look earlier and I'm stoked.

It's got everything I need. Oh, that's disgusting. You put that in your cart. Don't pretend like there's dirty things in there. There's not. That's illegal. You know, that's actually illegal, that item. Nunchucks are not illegal if they're practice ones.

Yeah, I hope you're not taking too much of that one. Estrogen. Nah, let's be real. That one, are you taking that one orally or? Rectally. How do you rate, in all honesty, how do you rate my cart compared to others? It works for everybody, your cart today. There's a little something in there for everyone.

Yeah, they're all fun. Quite expensive items. Yeah, they're bougie. Quite bougie. Yeah, they're bougie items, that's what you could say. I'm stoked with it. I can't wait for someone to win everything. The last item is added at 4 o'clock this afternoon,

and then if you've got all five of Bree's items for Add to Cart, call us at 5, tell us, and you can take them all home. Can't wait. Yeah. Can't wait for that. What did you say? Oh, no, no, no. Yeah.

Yeah. We're going to play Tradie vs. Lady next. If you want to play, you need to call us right now for your chance to win $50 cash. But, I mean, if you don't want $50, then don't call. That's exactly right. But if you do, then call us now and we will play next. One tradie, one lady.

A trivia quiz. We'll play after Masked Wolf on ZM. What you know about road? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, the tradies versus the ladies. The ladies on 37. The tradies on 27. Yeah, the tradies versus the ladies. The ladies on 37, the tradies on 27.

Yeah, they can't pull ahead, the tradies. Today, our lady is from Palmy, and she just graduated yesterday. Congratulations to Maisie. What were you studying, Maisie? I'm studying a Bachelor of Science. There you are. Very cool. Okay, today you'll be taking on our tradie.

He's 21 years old. He's from Matamata and he's a beekeeper. Oh, that's cool. Welcome to the show, Mac. G'day, Mac. Yeah, g'day. How many times have you been stung today, Mac? Ah, no, not once today.

Oh, right. Hey, Mac, have you played this game before? Ah, no. Oh, sorry, I thought played this game before? No. Oh, sorry. I thought it was Return of the Mac. Cheap. Sorry, Mac. Cheap.

Mac, cheap joke. All right, Mac, your buzzer is Cheney. Maisie, your buzzer is Lady. First to three correct answers takes home $50 cash. Good luck, everybody. All right, here comes question number one. A popular New Zealand designer brand is stolen what club? Bloody.

Mac. Yes, Mac. Give it a go. Stolen Girlfriends Club. That's correct. Nice work. One point to the tradies. Question number two.

The government has frozen pay rises for its employees currently earning over $100,000 for the next three years. How do you spell Parliament? Lady. Maisie, just in. P-A-R-L-I-M-E-N-T. Oh, you're so close. Do you want to go with that, Mac?

P-A-L. No, Mac Even Mac was laughing at himself No, no, it's an annoying word Don't worry about it P-A-R-L-I-A-M-E-N-T That's the only letter you missed out on Parliament Question number three

Still one to the tradies Who sings this song? Can't nobody tell me nothing. Yes, Mac. Lil Nas X. That's correct. Good work. Pulls in front by another two to the tradies, zero to the ladies.

Question number four. My dog and Clint's cats are all named after famous singing legends. Name one of them. What was it? Whitney Houston or something like that? You've got to buzz in. Trady. Oh, Trady.

Mac. Is it Whitney Houston? He's done it. Return of the Mac is a success. Well done, man. 50 bucks coming your way. Nice work. Cheers, mate.

No worries. Parliament, P-A-L. It is, ooh, 20 past three, or as some people say, ooh, no, no, no, too late for another coffee. Yeah, past three o'clock, right? Ooh, no, I couldn't have another coffee. Not me. I'd kill for another coffee right now.

I've seen you drink coffee late. Yep. Late. I'll drink coffee another coffee right now. I've seen you drink coffee late. Yep. Late. I'll drink coffee on a plane and go straight to sleep. It's quite interesting because some research has been done, a nationwide study of New Zealand university students, and it

found that almost every single one of them consumes some level of caffeine every day. Okay. With a quarter of them experiencing distressing caffeine side effects. Like what? Like inability to sleep, fast heartbeat, upset stomach, that sort of stuff. Yeah, not ideal and that means you've had too much. Of the students who had negative side effects,

none planned to limit their caffeine consumption whatsoever. Well, sometimes as a student, it is the only thing you feel like that can get you through. Totally. You're doing some long hours in the library. You're slogging it out. Wait till you get into the real world, mate. That really sucks.

Then you really need the coffee. No, I hated uni. Don't think about that right now. Just focus on the job at hand and drink the coffees. I've got some info on how much coffee is too much coffee. Do you want to know? You're not a coffee drinker. No, I love the taste of coffee.

Love it. I really miss it. Do you enjoy an affogato? I enjoy everything. Yeah, a long black espresso, everything. But about five or six years ago now, yeah, that long ago, I was like, coffee makes me feel really anxious, makes me feel really fluttery and I don't like it

and I decided I'd give it up. Was it hard to give up? Kind of, but I wasn't a massive coffee drinker. I drank it for the taste more than what it did to me. Yeah, right. Yeah, because I didn't like the feeling. I sound like someone who smokes and they're like, I just do it for the pleasure.

It's casual. I'm not addicted. It's casual. I can stop whenever I want. So one coffee is about 200 milligrams of caffeine. The people in the study, the ones that were over drinking coffee, were drinking up to 2,000 milligrams of caffeine a day. That's the equivalent of 10 coffees or energy drinks.

Insane. Energy drinks and coffee have got about the same amount of caffeine, by the way. One of them's got buttloads of sugar in it as well. Well, it depends. And whatever taurine is. My coffee, I put heaps of sugar in it. Yeah, right.

The safe amount of coffee for you to drink each day? Two cups. 400 milligrams, two cups of coffee. Two cups, I knew it. Yeah. Experts suggest if you're looking for an alternative to coffee that you could try... What?

What? Matcha, green tea, or why don't you warm up some raw cacao drinks? None of those sound any good. How about you take a long walk off a short pier and while you're at it, get me a coffee? How about I just boil long walk off a short pier and while you're at it get me a coffee. How about I just boil up some leaves or some

seeds and I just drink the juice. Wait a minute. The expert suggested bone broth. Essentially that's what it is. We want to talk to the coffee addicts out there. The caffeine fiends. We want to know how many coffees do you drink each day? How do people function?

How do they have 10 coffees? Well, obviously, this study's saying they don't. I don't know if we'll get anybody that drinks 10 coffees. How do you sleep? No. How do you do anything? We will. 10?

I reckon, yes. 10? Absolutely. What do we want? Anything above what? I'll have three a day. Do you think I'm a heavy user? Anything?

No, I don't think three's heaps. I think anything above four. Anything above four. Like five and up. Five and up. Coffee's a day. Do you have five coffees or more? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And what time's your last coffee of the day? And what time do you go to sleep? And what time do you wake up? And how fast is your heart rate? 0800 dial ZM. How many coffees are you drinking a day? You can also text us on 9696. Right now though we want

to talk to Coffee Addicts. I knew it. I called it. What? I knew we would get people that drink at least 10 if not more. Really? And there's so many people on the text machine coming through 10 or more. Studies revealed that New Zealand University

students are addicted to caffeine. And we want to know who else out there is riding the hot bean juice. How many are you throwing back? Let's start with Heather. Heather's called up. Hi, Heather. Hi, Heather. Hi.

How many coffees a day are you pounding? Probably a minimum of ten. Five of them would be cafe barista coffees and five instant made at home. Heather, you're drinking five barista coffees a day. How much would that be, Clint? $25. So $25 times $3.65. Luckily, I work in hospitality and that would be zero.

That's why. You're just getting your money's worth, Heather. Well, let's do it anyway to see how much that would actually cost Heather. All right, have you ever worked it out, Heather, how much it would be costing you? I kind of have quietly, but we keep it on the down low from the bottom. Yeah, right, right. Oh, good point.

Maybe we shouldn't say it then just to keep Heather. Otherwise, he'll start taking other Heather's wages. It would be a lot. Ten coffee today, Heather. Okay, you're in the lead so far. Let's talk to Sinead. Hey, Sinead. Hi, Sinead.

Hi. You're a coffee addict. Yeah, so I'm not anymore, but I definitely was maybe one to two years ago. Okay, what made you give it up? A doctor's recommendation. Really? It got that intense? Interesting.

Yeah, they brought it up and they just said, you know, how many coffees are you drinking? And it was around 15 a day at the time. Sinead, why would you tell the doctor the truth? I never tell the doctor the truth. I actually didn't realise it was that bad. Like, everyone in my family was the same and the friends as well. So I sort of just didn't realise it was so bad.

You're like a chain smoker but for coffee. Yeah. As soon as your cup is empty, you need to go and get another one. Yeah, she's got a camelback and it's filled with coffee. What time would you have your last coffee? I used to make one for bed. Yeah, so one to take to bed with me. Wow.

You said your family are all the same. Whereabouts are your family from? Christchurch. We're all from Christchurch. I was thinking they might be Italians because it's very common for Italians to drink a lot of espresso. My sister's a barista

but yeah, we're all pretty She's the dealer. She's the dealer. That's what I was going to say too. She's dealing them out. She got you guys all hooked. Finally, Al, do you drink more than 15 coffees a day? Surely not. Yeah, mate. I drink more than 15 a day. How many are not. Surely not. Yeah, mate. How many?

I drink more than 15 a day. How many are you drinking? You don't sound like you've had one today. 30. 30? Maybe more. Al. 30 coffees?

Maybe more. You drink 30? What time do you? I have four in the morning just to wake up. Yeah, that's because you're having 30 during the day. Al. Yeah, and that because you're having 30 during the day. Al. Yeah, and that's five sugars in each one. Wait, you have five sugars in each coffee?

Al, what time? Ten. What time are you going to bed? I don't. That doesn't surprise me. I don't. I drink nothing else. I don't drink anything else other than coffee, black coffee. That's it, black coffee. I don't drink cold water. I don't drink cold drinks. I don't drink anything else other than coffee. Black coffee.

That's it. Black coffee. I don't drink cold water. I don't drink cold drinks. I don't drink anything but black coffee. You just drink coffee. That's it. Your pee must be black.

I'm boiling hot out of the jug, mate. Yeah, right. And you need to be an ambassador for a coffee company right now. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Zima Cathy. Huge news yesterday the world found out that Bill Gates was logging off

his marriage yeah he needs a reboot yeah needed some serious updates and to tell us all about the separation between Bill and

Melinda Gates one of the richest couples in history is our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, the news did come. They're kind of a bit of a shock, actually. I think it was 27 years of marriage. They are getting divorced.

Bill Gates released the statement on Twitter saying that, you know, after a lot of thought, a lot of work into their relationship, they have decided to end their marriage. They are worth $176 billion. And the day that she actually filed for divorce, he transferred her $2.5 billion worth of stocks. So you know how you Venmo your friends or you PayPal your friends? Just imagine a little Venmo of $2.5 billion.

That's when you are that rich. That's kind of how you do it, right? So, look, we don't know. I don't think this is going to be like a contested. It says here, actually, they do not expect that the couple will go to any type of trial. They've been together for so long. They've been together before any of the money was made, right?

So it's not like, you know, there's some new, like, gold diggers come in or anything like that. Nope, it is going to be handled with a lot of class, I'm sure. They are still focusing on the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which, as you know, helps people all around the world. So they're really, really dedicated to their foundation. That will remain. The foundation will continue, and I'm imagining they both will support it.

Recently, they were asked to donate half of their fortune. All these billionaires around the world, as you may have heard about this, are donating half of their fortune. All these billionaires around the world, as you may have heard about this, are donating half of their fortune. Because, you know, when you've got $100 billion, $50 billion and $100 billion is the same thing, right? Like, your life's not any better or anything like that. Same thing. Not that I don't look at me as if I've got any idea

how your life is at $50 billion. But that's what they're doing. And so this could be really exciting for the world. I'm devastated because I've just realised what their couple name would have been. Bill and Melinda. Belinda. Belinda.

Oh, that's perfect. No. Him and Jeff Bezos are going to get so lit when the borders open. Can you imagine? The boys are on. The boys are on in a big way. That's your latest live out of Los Angeles

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. He's Bruno Marsland, is it him? At the strip club throwing gold bars at people. I've got breaking ball news. This is a massive news story here in New Zealand today, Clint. After armed police had been called out to a Christchurch park after a young bull got out. That's right. There was people on the scene that said at Summerfield Park on Thursday morning,

a bull was running around and it was quite scary. Yeah, I'll bet. A bull is nothing to be messed with. No, they believe. No bull. No bull. They believe it came from the A&P showgrounds and we don't know if they've caught it or not. Really?

We don't know. Still on the loose. So you know what we like to do here on the Brian Clint Show? Oh, I'm well versed in what we like to do. Our roving reporter, Producer Ben, has caught a flight to Christchurch, his home city, and we're going to cross live now to Producer Ben, who is on the scene at Summerfield Park. Producer Ben, come in. G'day, guys. I am right outside Summerfield Park. Producer Ben, come in. G'day, guys.

I am right outside Summerfield Park now. What do you need? First of all, how good's Christchurch? Too big. Too big. Let's just say that. Too big. Look, was it a good trip?

Have you been able to see or locate the bull that is on the loose? I've heard rumours. There's a lot of people here at the park. Everyone's crowded and they obviously know who I am. Yeah. So they've sort of given me a little bit of space to do what I need to do. Well, yeah. Am I meant to catch it?

That's why you're sitting here, right? No, we just want eyes on the bull, I think, at this stage. Did you take that red tablecloth that we put in your luggage? Yes, I did. That's been banned. Yeah. They're saying, oh, too dangerous. Yeah, Brie, that's red rag to a bull, mate.

Rather, unfortunately, we have sent Ben along to do this live cross in his Crusaders jersey. And if you know what colour the Crusaders jersey is. We didn't think that through. No, we didn't think that through, but he's just so excited about the Super Rugby final. We just thought he's in Christchurch. Whack on the jersey. Ben, do we have a visual of the bull? Can you see the wild bull in Christchurch?

I haven't been able to see it yet, but they're saying we're so close to the A&P showground that in the next 10 to 5 minutes, 10 to 15, it actually is on its way down the highway now. So if you cross to me in 10 minutes, I could get it. I could get it, guys, if you want me to. We really like you. We don't need that much time.

Go run. Go run for a second. We'd love it if you could go and try and get yourself in the path of the bull right now. Yeah, we want you to put yourself in, you know, maybe in a little bit of danger for the radio show. Oh, yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, definitely.

I'll go do that now. Yeah, yeah. Yep, I'll go do that. All right. All right, we'll give him a second. Maybe if we come back in 15 seconds, he might have something. How long do you need Ben to get to this? Oh, we've got it.

We've got side effects. We've got it. I've got it. I've got it. Oh, shit, I'm wearing red upstairs. I'm wearing red. Oh. And that's that.

Ben. We shouldn't. Oh, he's up. Ben! We shouldn't... Oh, he's gone. Ben! We need to try and call him back. Call him back to make sure he's okay. It sounded bad. He was wearing a red jersey.

His phone line's not connecting. What a... We'll have someone look into it as soon as possible. I'm really worried now. Oh, no, there he is. He's back in the producer's booth. He's fine. Bree and Clint.

He's not my neighbour no more. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Nico Walters. They're not my neighbour. Do we ever get to the bottom if he was Nico from Nico and Vince? We're still working on it, eh? We're still investigating. Yeah.

We've got Louis Theroux looking into it. I also would like to know what happened between him and his neighbour. Vins? No, yeah. No, Nico. Do you think Vins is the neighbour? When he goes, he's not my neighbour, no more. And that's why there's no more Nico and Vins.

That's why he's gone solo. How deep does the wormhole go, guys? We've busted this case wide open. Wide. You're welcome. From one musician to another stop now. You should have stopped.

No you know you should have stopped. Yeah but am I wrong? No. Yes. The answer's yes. It's a Nick Irvine joke. I know it is. I know. I know you know. Oh you were telling everyone else. Yeah. I'm glad that you knew that I knew. Yeah. Because the song. Am I wrong? You know I know. Okay know you know. Oh, you were telling everyone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm glad that you knew that I knew. Yeah. Because I would have been offended. Because of the song. Am I wrong?

Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, okay, cool. Okay. Wide open. Uh, this is a very relevant and, um, you know, current reference. Let's talk about Kelly Osbourne. Oh, oh, yeah. Throwback. Probably Osbourne's. Yeah. I mean, Sharon and Ozzy. From the Osbournes.

Yeah. I mean, Sharon and Ozzy. You realise at this stage of time, Brie, you even have to explain what the Osbournes is. The Osbournes was the very first version of the Kardashians. The Osbournes started reality TV. Yeah, pretty much. Ozzy Osbourne is a drug adult

former rock star who is mentally unstable. What band was he from again? He was in Black Sabbath. Yeah, and his wife, everyone knows Sharon Osbourne. She does all those TV shows. She's on The View. She's on The View. And she's on America's Got Talent? Yes. X Factor?

She's on a lot of shows. She's on a lot of things. They had a reality show where the cameras came and lived in their house. For a long time. Kelly was the daughter and so was Jack Osborne. Yeah, so you knew Kelly, you knew Jack, they were the two kids and then the parents but did you ever see Amy? Amy? Their

older sister. Oh my god, I remember reading about this in the 2000s. There was another kid and she wasn't on the show. I didn't even have any idea there was another sister. Yeah. And there's a story out today where Kelly has admitted that she and her older sister Amy don't speak to each other, haven't in a long time, and they just don't connect.

Really? Apparently. Because she chose not to be on the show, right? Yeah. She just said very early, it's not for me, I want to live a private life, and she just wasn't on the show. And now she's not even part of the family as far as Kelly's concerned. Well, from this article, apparently she said,

this is what Kelly Osbourne said, we don't talk, we're just really different people. She doesn't understand me and I don't understand her. Wow. You know what? That's not, look, if you, sometimes you don't get along with people and sometimes those people are your family. It's actually probably quite healthy if you can admit

that you guys aren't good for each other. You don't get to choose your family. No, but it doesn't mean that you're necessarily going to get along. And if you can go, we don't get along, let's just not. Yeah, and if it's toxic, it can be a healthier decision for you to not have that person in your life. Yeah. But it's quite interesting.

Sad for Ozzy. I wonder what the parents in Amy's relationship are like. Because I didn't even know this. Did you know Amy is actually a musician? No. Yeah, she's a musician. Well, that makes sense. They're all musicians, right?

Yeah, true. But released a song last year, apparently. But yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with Kelly or Jack the Brother. Wait, let me rephrase that. They're all musicians except for Kelly who released this song. Madonna did it well the first time. It didn't need to be redone. I wanted to ask the really hard question this afternoon

to people that listen to this show. Is this the case in your family? Do you not talk to certain family members? And it can be for an array of different reasons. But do you just not have a relationship with certain family members. And it can be for an array of different reasons. But do you just not have a relationship with certain family members? Maybe you're falling out over money. It's always money. No, it's not always money.

Cheating. Sometimes it's cheating. Yeah, sometimes a sister will, you know, hook up with a sister's ex. Maybe they took your partner's side in a divorce. Maybe. We don't know. We'd like to, though. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on

9696. Do not talk to a family member. Look, no family is perfect. I'll be the first to say. My family has quite a few dust-ups. But you don't get to choose your family and sometimes

they can be quite toxic for your life and you don't get to choose your family And sometimes they can be quite toxic for your life And you don't have a relationship with certain family members And that's what Kelly Osbourne has spoken out about today Saying me and my older sister, we just don't connect We just don't Yeah, we don't have a relationship Sad, but we said before, good if you've come to the realisation That it doesn't work for you

So there's nothing wrong with it If you've decided that that family member's not going to be part of your life going forward. It's not always that simple, though. Sometimes it's more sinister. And we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM, why do you not talk to a family member? Sarah's called up. Hey, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi, Kia ora, guys. How are we? Kia ora. Who is it? What family member? It's my brother. Oh, no, Sarah.

What's going on? He had a big blow-up fight with my dad ages ago, and so I haven't spoken to him in about 10 years. Whoa, 10 years. Do you know where he is? Vaguely. I know what country he's in. Is it this one?

Is it this country? Not quite, no. It's Australia. So you're not going to run into them at the supermarket? No. Which, you know, saves some awkward family reunions. Sarah, can I ask, the dust-up that he had with your dad, were you on his side or your dad's side?

Obviously your dad's side. Well, it's a little bit complicated. Me and my other brother were a bit too young to pick sides. And the brother that we don't speak to, he cut off contact with the rest of us. Right. Yeah. Have you ever thought about reconnecting with him after 10 years? Not really.

There was an attempt at reconciliation about five years ago with my other brother, but I wasn't too keen and then it kind of fell through. Fair enough. Well, you never know. Yeah. Well, I mean, you don't know what's going to happen in the future. You're right. No, you don't.

We've got another Sarah here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello. You don't talk to your mother. No, I don't. How come, Sarah? So we're probably going back about 15 years

I suppose now. 15 years, a long time. Yep and was looking at some finance to support me through university and got declined for some fraudulent activity and on investigation was

claiming to be me and not claiming to be me. No you're claiming me. No way. Your mum pretended to be you to commit fraud. Yep. Whoa. Her own thing's done. That's horrible, Sarah. Yeah, so luckily found out and was able to get it all sorted.

But, yeah, we still don't talk to this person. Has she ever apologised to you? No. Not even through court. I had to take it to court to get my name clear. Oh, that's horrific. But, you know, as you've identified, not a good situation for you.

You took yourself out of it. No. Yeah, exactly. As hard as it is, you have to do what's right for you. Totally. You don't expect that from your mum, do you? You don't. Your mum's meant to be the one you go don't expect that from your mum, do you? You don't. Can you imagine?

Your mum's meant to be the one you go to so you can say, Mum, someone's pretending to be me. Someone's stolen my identity. There's a few texts coming through on this. Someone said, Haven't spoken to my sister in years after I opened and funded a business in my name and she left the country and left me to pay over $30,000 in debt. Yeah, that'll do it.

That will probably do it. Yeah. That will probably do it. Someone else said, my twin brother had an affair five years ago and I haven't talked to him in four years. Whoa. Because he hurt our family so much. This one's really sad. I haven't talked to my brother. This is not me.

This is a text. I haven't talked to my brother since Christmas. We didn't have a fight or anything. His partner is just a real dick and I don't think he's happy, so I don't want to see him sad. So you're just not going to see him at all. That's really sad, isn't it? Catherine's here. Hi,

Catherine. Hi, guys. You don't talk to your sister? Yeah, probably for about five years now. How come, Catherine? Well, she... I had a raunchy dream about a co-worker. Yeah. Good start.

Can I say a great start? Good start, Catherine. You got us hooked. Yep. Say that again? No, you carry on, Catherine. You had a raunchy dream about a co-worker. I did, yes.

And me and my sister were really, really close, so I shared it with her because it was, yeah, it was out there. And then my husband and myself picked up some trouble and she decided at that moment to tell him about her dream. Yeah. And we almost got divorced because of that. Why would she do that? Weirdest thing to do.

Catherine, I know why. I know why. Do you think at all your sister was into your husband and that's why and she said, I know how to break them up? I think so. Honestly, I think so. Because there's no reason in the world

why she would do it. He's always been very flirty and friendly and touchy-feely with him. That's not on, Catherine. That's not on. I'll do this and then you know. Can you imagine, Catherine, you told her the story

about the raunchy dream about the co-worker and she turns around and she goes, I had the similar dream about your husband. You did the right thing, Catherine, I think. You think you can tell your sister about your raunchy dreams, eh? You think you could, eh? Some murky stuff in there, if it brings up some painful memories for you guys,

sorry about that. It's tough out there, eh? You've got to make the right decisions for yourself sometimes. Absolutely right. Brian Clint. I've got a headline for you, okay? I'm just going to read it as it's written. I didn't write this.

I don't make the news. I just read it. All right, you read out the headline. Police pursue pothole penis painter in Auckland. Oh, you're not wrong. It was a headline. That's clever. I saw this.

Someone's having a bit of fun there. That's good. But it's completely accurate. I've investigated the story. It's not fake news. Police are pursuing a pothole penis painter in Auckland. The only way it could have been better, is if the...

Butthole painter. No, not butthole painter. Why? It's a pothole. There's already a hole there. No. Put some butt cheeks. No.

I was going to say, if the painter was in Pukekohe. That's what I was going to say. Butthole painter Pukekohe. That's what I was going to say. Butthole painter. Well it makes more sense. You've got a problem. Oh but not the person that's going around painting penises on the road. No because he's a vigilante.

Okay. He's doing a good job. A vigilante. Oh I thought you said something else. Jeff Upson Upson. Jeff Upson is a road safety campaigner, and he has made it his life's mission to paint giant penises on dangerous potholes in the road. He said he drew the first penis in 2018 out of frustration,

and since then, this guy has spent $400 of his own money on spray paint this year alone. $400 of his own money on spray paint. Oh, come on. This year alone. $400? This year alone. Yep. Yep. Just on painting penises on the road.

It's his passion and his hobby. There's so many P's in this story. I know. That's why I'm better than Ponsonby or Pukakaui or Putaruru. He doesn't do it alone. He has help. He has an assistant. Well, he's got a penis crew.

Yeah. He's got a... Penile gang. Yeah, he's got another member as a membership. What's a group of penises called? Membership, I reckon. Oh, a group of members? A gaggle of... No.

I shouldn't have said gaggle. His assistant, his name is is George And he's a dog And he has his own Hiver's vest And the hiver's vest Has pockets on it For spray paint cans Oh the dog is very cute

Can I just say Back to him being a vigilante The cause is just I feel So the idea is He goes and paints A big penis on the road The council goes

Oh we can't have a penis On the road So they go to take it off and the idea is, well, while you're there, why don't you just fix the dangerous pothole? Because you know what it's like when you go over a dangerous pothole? Yeah, it's very dangerous. You feel like you're going to poo yourself.

You know? It's terrifying. So, Jeff is the man for the job. Well, I mean, he's doing God's work. What a great community member. Correct. Shouldn't have said member.

Yeah. And I think he deserves a medal. Yeah, he does. In the shape of a penis. A penis-shaped medallion. Thank you, Jeff, for all of your work. It should be gold. There it is.

And it could be a gold member. Bree and Clint. We have to address something. And if you've been listening to this show over the past week, you would know that there's been quite a few remixes that I've been making for the show. Yeah, we've been remix-hitting. You might have caught it.

You might have caught it. You know, people, I made, you know, it's all based off this one song that's going massive, the Friday song. It's huge. It's massive. Especially on a Friday. Lifts you up on a Friday.

Yeah. But it's awkward when you play it on a Monday, which is why I made this. But then, of course. The breakout hit, theday. It's Monday again. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what? The breakout hit, the Monday song. The Monday song. But it hasn't stopped there. Of course, you know, that works on a Monday, but not on Tuesday.

So you need a Tuesday song. It's Tuesday again. It's Wednesday, Thursday, what? And then, of course, for hump day on a Wednesday, you need a specific song for Wednesday. We want that hump day. It's Wednesday again. But, nah, that's it. Good, I'm glad that's it. Yeah, that's it, no more.

I think it peaked. It peaked. I think that's a great place to stop. Peaked at hump day. So the guy who's having to produce all of these songs, he's worn to the bone. Shout out to Al, he's amazing. But the people don't want a Thursday song.

Really? People have said... Really? Is that the feedback that you got? Yeah, people have said Thursday's good enough. We don't need it. Fair enough. We don't need a Thursday song.

Fair enough. And then I thought, when have I ever let people's opinions... Listen to people. ...stop me from doing something that I believe could be great. Right, no, you're absolutely right. So no one asked for it, but we've done it. It's the Thursday song. It's Thursday again, then Friday, Saturday, what?

I'm so glad that it's Friday tomorrow. No, I've made a Saturday and a Sunday too. No! It's Thursday again, then Friday, Saturday, what? It's Thursday again, again, again, again, what? I thought the hands of time would change me And I'll be over this by now, yeah It's been too long since we got crazy

I'm lucky spinning out. I'm counting down to Thursday. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do too much. No, I'm all in my bag that's clutch. Feeling it, feeling it, feeling it. Every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, endless weekday on the way. Yeah. It's Thursday again.

And Friday, Saturday, what? It's Thursday again. And Friday, Saturday, what? We want Thursday again And then Friday, Saturday, what? We want that throwback It's Thursday again And then Friday, Saturday, what? We want that throwback It's Thursday again

And then Friday, Saturday, what? Delight again Delight again Delight again This could be bad for me I'm on the wave, the lights are king, the light will pull us in, the lights are king. This could be bad for me, cause I want more. Wanna feel the bass vibrating through the floor. So keep it playing, I'm on the wave. And I'ma ride it all the way, when it comes right.

We want that throwback. We want that throwback. We want that throwback. It's Thursday again, then Friday, Saturday, what? It's Thursday again, then Friday, Saturday, what? We want that throwback. It's Thursday again, then Friday, Saturday, what? It's Thursday again, again, again. Every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, endless weekday on a wave.

Every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, endless weekday on a wave. Every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, endless weekday on a wave. Every Thursday. It's the Thursday song, everybody. It fits. Throwback Thursday. And Thursday needed a song. Yeah. Someone texted through and they said, these remixes have literally got me through the week. It's like a countdown to Friday.

I think there's someone on the phone as well. Hang on, we've got to play the... Oh, we've got to play the... Sorry. It's an unofficial remix unless you hear the... You've got to sound the alarm. You've got to sound the remix alarm. Yeah, fair enough.

Who did you want to talk to, sorry? I believe there was someone on the phone. Zenae. Hi, Zenae was someone on the phone. Zenae. Hi, Zenae. Hiya. Hi, Zenae. Hey. How are you?

I'm great, thanks. Were you just calling to ask for a Friday version? Oh, man. It's literally gotten me through the week. It's like counting me down. You're welcome, Zenae. What was your favourite? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday?

Oh, I reckon hump day, eh? That's probably the hardest day. I agree. I said stop at hump day. I think that's what we should have. There could be a Friday, eh? Tomorrow version. Thanks, Zenae.

Have a great Thursday, Thursday. Here we go. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?

Come one, come all, to the greatest movie guessing game in all the lands. On display today, a movie freak. come all to the greatest movie guessing game in all the lands. On display today, a movie freak. She knows so many movies, it's disgusting. She'll probably get out and see the outdoors or something. Her name is Brie Thomasel and your parents were right. She has square eyes.

It's true. It's true. It's true. If you can guess movie plots before she does, today you will win $350 cash, a jackpotted amount that reflects the fact that today you are going for seven victories in a row, Bree. Seven victories in a row. I'm pretty happy with that. To get to that point, you must first defeat Amanda.

Hi, Amanda. Hello, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hello, Amanda. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. The theme for this week's What The Plot is horror films. Why would I say this last week? Amanda, how are you with horror films? I probably would have been better at the rom-coms last week, but, you know.

Me too. Oh, we may have an even matching. Me too, Amanda. Brie hates horror movies. I can't watch them. I'm terrified. I have three movies ready to go. The first person to get two of these correct will take home the cash.

Well, you won't, but Amanda will if she does. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line. Good luck, everybody. Movie number one. When a mysterious force decimates the population, only one thing is certain. If you see it, you die.

Amanda. Amanda. Bird Box. Bird Box. Starring Sandra Bullock. Is correct. I've seen that one too. I honestly thought

that was a sitter for you, that one. I've only seen it once. Well, if you see it, you die. Okay, movie number two. Oh no, no. You can't, if you go out here,

you go out on a down trail. You need to get this, okay? It sounds like just another urban legend. A videotape. Bree. The ring. The ring. The ring.

The ring. Is correct. Okay, I'm back in. I'm back in. We're all tied up. Movie number three. Oh, no. The Decider.

Now that Chris and his girlfriend have reached the meet the parents milestone of dating, she invites him for a weekend... Brie. Brie. Get out. Get out. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right.

It's correct. Yes! Yes! I haven't even seen it, but I'm so scared of the trailer of that movie that I got the gist of it, and I was like, never watching that. Amanda, you've come closer than a lot of people have at defeating Bree in What's the Plot. So congratulations. We've got

50 KFC chicken dollars for you just for playing, okay? Oh, thanks guys. Nice work. Oh, that was close. What's your second least favourite genre of movie? I'm never telling you guys. Next week, Silent Art House Films. I'm not going to be here.

From the 1920s. Brie and Clint. A bit of a big day for me today, Clint. Kind of. It's my two-year anniversary with my partner. Ooh, Brie's got a partner. Brie's got an anniversary. Stop it.

But we're doing something really cute, which we wanted to do for our first anniversary, which was obviously this time last year. Yeah. But what was happening this time last year? COVID. We were in lockdown. Yeah.

COVID. So we couldn't do it, but we thought this year would be, you know, just as good. And the idea is, is that we want to go back to the very first place where we first met. Cute. At the bar where we met up for the first time on our first date. Yeah. So we're going to go to that bar and I'm going to have a few drinks. How close to the first date are you going to go?

Like you're going to recreate it right down to the outfit? Yeah, we're going to pretend like we don't know each other. Role play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be great. You're going to have to reactivate your Tinder account. I know.

To be able to message her. I've already tried. I can't remember the password. But yeah, so we're going to do that and then we're going to go for a dinner. Oh, nice. It'll be nice. That is romantic. Hopefully the bar's still there.

Yeah, hopefully the bar's still there. Yeah. Hopefully it's still good. Yeah, let's hope so. It hasn't had like a dramatic genre change. Is this your longest relationship? No, not quite. Not quite.

No. Yeah, right. I know you're shocked by that. Well, I did, you know. You guys have gone a long way in two years. It's been, you know. Within two years, you've moved in together and got a dog. I know.

And you know what? I think COVID and that whole year, it really kind of sped things up because you literally were living in each other's pockets. Well, your partner's a nurse and she had to move in with you during the pandemic so that you guys could be in the same bubble because she was a frontline worker

and otherwise you wouldn't have been able to see her for all of lockdown. And then after that, were you kind of like, we might as well just keep going. That's pretty much what it was. Oh, your stuff's already here. Oh, I mean, yeah.

We might as well just. It's easier. We can just split the rent. So romantic, eh? Yeah, very romantic. That's the Kiwi way. That's how most Kiwi marriages happen. They're like, oh, how long have we been together?

Well, we're here now. Oh, we're pretty much de facto. We might as well get married. So it was a good first date for you guys. Yes. Right. It didn't end get married. So it was a good first date for you guys? Yes. Right. It didn't end in disaster. That's good.

Do you think that a relationship can survive a disastrous first date? I think so. Like if the first date is real, because people put so much pressure on the first date because it has to be perfect in your mind. And because of that, anytime you want something to be perfect, the chance of it going disastrous is way higher. Yeah. When you want it to be perfect, that's when things... I totally agree. Because of that, anytime you want something to be perfect, the chance of it going disastrous is way higher.

Yeah. When you want it to be perfect, that's when things... I totally agree. Because the pressure. But I also think disastrous moments can really bring people together. Right. Like whether it be, you know, I don't know, someone has an accident and falls over and breaks their arm

and then you have to end up going to the hospital on the first date. Yeah. And you sit by them. That's memorable. You know? But what if the person gets too nervous and has five Long Island iced teas and spews in your car while you're driving them home? Well, that's memorable in a different way.

I know, but can a relationship survive that? I think so. If it happens on the first date, the very first date, this is the first impression you've got of that person, can a relationship go on to exist after a terrible first date? I believe if it's right, it's right. And sometimes, yes, you can overcome disastrous things like that. You know it's love.

If they stick around after that, you better propose. Absolutely. Because they've been to hell and back with you already. You owe them. We want to ask this afternoon, did your relationship survive a disastrous first date? Are you that person? Are you the person who threw up?

Are you the person who drove them home? Are you the person who broke your leg? Are you the person who ran into your ex-partner on the first date with somebody else? That's a disaster. And you had to introduce them. And you got a drink thrown on you. Yeah.

We'd love to hear your stories this afternoon. Disastrous first dates that your relationship was able to survive. You can call us on 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. You don't still have to be together now. No, no, no, no, no. But, you know, it ended up. It didn't last for a bit. Exactly, yeah.

At least another date. We're talking about disastrous first dates that your relationship was able to survive. You started off on the worst foot possible And yet you went on to have a magical Love filled relationship with that person For at least three months or so So many of these texts are ending up in hospital I know

Like the lady who said she's anaphylactically allergic to berries No, we need to read this out Someone said I'm anaphylactically allergic to all berries My first date with my ex-partner was at a restaurant and there was berry dust on top of the pudding. Unbeknownst to me, I didn't know this and I had a really bad allergic reaction. I didn't have my EpiPen,

so old mate had to drive me to the hospital so I could get a shot. The poor bugger thought he'd killed me. We ended up dating for two years. See, that's romantic. That is romantic. That is a lovely ending. We ended up dating for two years. See, that's romantic. That is romantic. That is a lovely ending. We want to know from you guys,

did your relationship just survive a terrible first date? And we'll start with Elliot. Hi, Elliot. Hi, Elliot. Hi. What went down? Why was it bad? So basically, I met this girl at a nightclub

the previous weekend, and we organised a date in Auckland City and we bump into my ex and the chances, because I haven't seen her since and it's been about a year, year and a half now.

The chances are high because it is New Zealand, but still, still. What are the chances if you hadn't seen her and then you do see her as soon as you're with someone else. Right, so how did that go? And then, so, it didn't go well because when she asked me to introduce this new girl, I forgot her name.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, the new girl that you're on a date with? Yeah. Oh. I know, Elliot, Elliot, I can relate to this feeling. You're so nervous in that moment that everything goes out of your head, right? Exactly, yeah. Yeah, I can relate, man.

I feel so bad for you. Nah, Elliot, that's a disaster, mate. I'm not going to lie about it. I know. Yeah, but obviously I did know her name because I had her on Messenger. Yeah, you're dating her. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

So the relationship actually survived this? Oh, we never ended up dating fully, but we ended up talking for months after and had a bit of a thing going on. Okay, so there was a bit of a flashback. Elliot, do you remember her name now? Don't say it. Oh, my God. No, no, I'm not going to say it.

You don't remember! Elliot doesn't know her name. You don't remember! How's this for a text? We went out to breakfast, and just when I ordered, I got my period and it went through my skirt onto the chair. We had to leave before getting our food so that I could get changed. We still managed to make it back to the cafe.

Our food had just gone a little bit cold. Oh, that's a good person that you've gone on a date with if they just were like, nah. It's no big deal. No big deal. No big deal. You know. You would be mortified though. I would be very, very embarrassed.

This person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Terrible first date. Tell us what happened. I met this guy on Tinder and we'd been talking for a while and we decided to go on a date. So it went pretty well and I ended up going back to his place and had awkwardly, unknowingly gone on a date with his flatmate.

No! No! Did you recognise the flat from the previous date? No, I hadn't gone there on that one. I went home. It didn't go well. Oh, right. Well, it could have been worse, Anonymous.

You could have been staying the night for the second time, you know? Yeah, no, that would have been way worse. Way worse. Yeah. That date for you was like Pokemon. You've got to catch them all. Oh, absolutely. Can you imagine?

You were like, I'm back. Hey, it's me again. How have you been? Louise is here. Hey, Louise. Hi, Louise. Hey. Take us out. Terrible first date. What happened?

So, I was out the night before and I was till 6am. Had to move flat. Rapidly texted a few guys on Tinder saying, hey, does anybody want to help me move? One guy actually replied and was like, yeah, I'll help you move. So, he was

a little bit early outside of the apartment waiting for him to turn up. So, I was like, yeah, I'll help you move. So he was a little bit early outside of the apartment waiting for him to turn up. So I was like, I'm really hungover. I need to lie down for a minute. So I lay down on the footpath and then he turned up and was like, looked down at me and was like, hey, is that Louise? I was like, oh, yeah. Hadn't brushed my teeth,

washed my face, hadn't fixed my hair, anything. I look like a mess. Fast forward seven years and we're married with two fixed my hair, anything. I looked like a mess. Fast forward seven years and we're married with two kids. Wow, Louise. Louise. So much of that story.

I just got one question. Wait, how did we, no, no, no. How did we breeze over that she hopped onto Tinder to find some guy to help her man? I only want to ask

one question. Yeah. Louise, are you Irish? Yes. Enough said. Hey! Louise, what a romantic story. I felt like I was listening

to the note book. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. But before all of that, of course, we're going to do a birthday banger. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? We're about to find out.

Jordan's here. Hey, Jordan. Hello, Jordan. Hey, Ash. Do you wear Jordan's, Jordan? No. There's a missed opportunity. Jordan, what's your birthday?

I'm so sorry about it. The 16th of August, 1996. Look how disappointed she is with you. I'm just saying. Just saying. They could be your shoe, Jordan. Jordan. No.

Listen to him. No, I stand by it. It's a good idea. No, keep telling him off, Jordan. No, Jordan. No. Because Jordan the joker is. As Jordan would say.

Clint. No. No. Jordan, you were 16 in 2012 on the 15th of August. And on that day, this was number one. Yeah. Yes. Justice Crew?

Justice Crew. Yeah. Do you like it, Jordan? Too good, yeah. Yeah. You know what those guys like to wear? Jordans. Oh, Jordans.

Jordans. Not Jordans. Oh, Jordans. Jordans. Okay, wait there. Let's talk to Jasmine. Hi, Jasmine. Hi. Jasmine, do you like Jasmine Rice? I actually do. Here we go.

Now we're on. All right, good. You don't happen to own a tiger named Raja, do you? How's the weather? Just checking. What's your birthday, Jazz? September 26th. Okay. 26 birthday, Jazz? September 26th. Okay.

26th, did you say? Yeah. And what year? 1997. All right. You were 16 in 2013 on the 26th of September. And on that day, this was top of the chart. What are the chances her name is Jasmine? I knew it, Jasmine. This is you, isn't it Her name is Jasmine.

I knew it, Jasmine. This is you, isn't it? It is indeed. And her song is about a tiger going raw. Wow. Have you got any wishes left? Because I wouldn't mind one. Maybe one up my sleeve.

Yeah, girl. Have you ever had to buy a rug doctor for the magic carpet? No. Not yet. Okay, wait there, Jasmine. We'll get one more birthday banger on for Emma. Hey, Emma. Hi, Emma.

Hi, how are you? Do you... Yeah, you got one? I don't have one. Do you... There's nothing. Nah. There's nothing.

Is there a famous Emma? Yeah. Emma Bunton from the Spice Girls. Oh, how's the rest of the Spice Girls? Yes, that's what I was going to say. How's Posh? Yeah. Got him.

Got him. Got him. We got you good, Emma. Yeah. Suck on that, Emma. When's your birthday, Emma? 10th of April, 1990. Right.

You were 16 in 2006 on the 10th of April. And Emma, here's your birthday banger. That's a good birthday banger too. Well, I am in the PCDs. That was a great song from them. Yeah. What do you think the beep is? We'll never know, eh?

Well, it's beeped. What's underneath it? It's beeped. That's why they beeped it. Do you like it, Emma? I heard you say banger. Yeah, yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's a banger.

You're definitely in the running. We've got some serious deliberation to do between Jasmine's song, Raw, Jordan's song, Boom Boom, and Emma's beep. It's between beep and boom boom. They're all onomatopoeias today. They're all raw. Boom, boom, beep. Yeah.

It's like an episode of The Wiggles in here. Boom, boom, beep. Yeah. It's like an episode of The Wiggles in here. Boom, boom, beep. Raw. Raw. Boom, boom, beep. I didn't think I'd ever say this, but for me. Don't downplay that Justice Crew wasn't one of the greatest dancing crews turned singing crews ever to come out of Australia's Got Talent.

Correct. They were that, but not the other way around. They weren't one of the greatest, you know. If that's the criteria, then yes, they're at the top of the list. I'm voting Justice Crew. I'm voting Justice Crew. Jordan, you've just won birthday winger. Congratulations.

Yes. Nice work. I'm excited. Here we go. Yeah, Jordan. Bree and Clint, this is Zidim. It's getting hot in here. Okay, the games are here.

And everything feels all right. Ladies, the drinks are big. Yeah, we can do shots all night. That's right, I'm on that shit. I'm on it. And it's about to go, go down all night. We ain't gonna quit. And all I need is a few more chicks.

The fleas be droppin' so low, man. It's hot in here And we got money to blow, oh, oh The party is rockin', the whole crew is poppin' We own this, we got this, let's go, oh, oh Callin' those sexy girls all around the world Lookin' at them fly up on cloud nine Don't you so sexy, to see all the things you do

Drive me out of my, my, my, my Cause the body go boom, boom, boom New York to Cali, London, Miami Them girls be slammin' Cause the body go boom, boom, boom Rio de Blas, Moscow, Mumbai So sexy fly Cause the body go boom, boom, so sexy fly, cause I'm about to go wild.

Damn girl, you a 10 on my, and you keep looking at me, no wings, but you so fly, if you got a man, tell him bye, bye, bye. The ladies be droppin', so low, man, it's hot in here, and we got money to blow, oh, oh. The party is rockin', the whole room is poppin' We own this, we got this, let's go Calling on sexy girls all around the world Lookin' at fling fly up on cloud nine Damn, you're so sexy, oh, and the things you do Got me out of my, my, my, my mind

Cause I'm out of your world New York to Cali London, Miami Them girls be slamming Cause everybody go boom, boom, boom Rio de Janeiro Moscow, Mumbai So sexy fly

Cause everybody go boom, boom, boom It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here Cause everybody go boom, boom, boom It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here Cause everybody go boom boom boom It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here It's getting hot in here

Call me the sexy girls all around the world Look at airplane fly up on cloud nine Don't you see sexy all in the things you do Drive me out of my, my, my, my Cause everybody go boom boom boom Justice Crew on ZM. That's a birthday banger for Jasmine. No, for Jordan. Jordan. Yeah.

Good memories. God, you know what? I've got their greatest hits on vinyl. You know what? I love that album, and I think, could you play a back-to-back Justice Crew? You could if you wanted. They've got more hits.

Do they? I'm pretty sure they do. Do they? Is there any in the system? I'm telling you now. I'm in no way committing to a back-to-back. And I think it's blasphemous that you even asked us to do a back-to-back with Justice Crew when that's been reserved for the likes of Queen, Whitney Houston and Five.

Okay? Yeah, I mean Five is in a different way. There is a lot of Justice Crew songs. If you can name another Justice Crew hit, then we can have a look at it. But if there's not one that comes to mind, then that answers the question. Is there one called Let the Good Times Roll?

You missed it. You missed it, mate. It just came to me. What? It's that K-Sara song. That would have been it. You missed it, mate. It just came to me. What? It's that K-Sara song. That would have been it. That would have been it. At the end of the day.

It's literally called K-Sara. It's a great song. At the end of the day, some you win, some you don't. This is actually my best song. So I'm glad that I'm here with some friends that I know. One of the best lines, eh? Some friends that I know. Let's just hit the bagpipes and then we can get out.

He needs to tell a story doggy style. Look, I don't know if you will ever have thought that you're going to hear a story like this on the radio, but I like to keep it real. Sure. I like to tell you the things that are going on in my life. And I do have a puppy. Would you call her a puppy still? Yeah, she's a puppy until she's one.

She's about eight or nine months. So she's's a puppy until she's one. She's about eight or nine months. So she's still a puppy. And recently, Clint, we've had the joy, Whitney's her name, where Whitney has had her first period. Oh. So she's gone on heat for the first time. That's what happens with girl dogs. Dogs get periods? Just like us females, they get periods as well.

Oh. Wow. That sucks. It Wow. That sucks. It does. That sucks. Okay. Yeah, so things have been a little bit tense. You know what really sucks about a dog's period?

They can't eat chocolate. I know. It really pains her. And I feel bad for her. I just want to give it to her, but I'm like, this will make you sick. Anyway, look, not to get too graphic, but when a dog has their period or they're on heat, they, like a lot of animals, will clean themselves. Oh, yeah.

That's how it works. Part of nature. Yeah, I'm glad someone does. It's part of nature and, of course... But I've never considered it. You've never thought about it? As the owner of two female cats, I've never thought about it. Yeah, what happens for cats?

I'm pretty sure – well, they go on heat. Yeah. Oh, that's spayed. But, yeah, if they're spayed, they don't. But before they're spayed, they go on heat. Yeah, buzzy. Similar thing. Anyway, so Whitney has been, you know, doing a lot of cleaning down in that area quite a lot.

And then this is a really weird story. So last night we were sitting there and we were watching a movie and Whitney was sitting with us. She was on her towel that she's been sitting on and she was going hundy on the old. Right, big day. Big day on the old. She was a lot of cleaning. She was going hundy pee on the old. Right, big day. Big day on the old. Big day on the dog period.

She was a lot of cleaning. She was going hundy pee on the old vahine. And we were like, Whitney, just stop. Give it a rest. Just stop. Give it a rest. Give it a rest. And anyway, this went on for about probably five minutes.

And afterwards, she started to hyperventilate. Right. We've got a little clip here of her hyperventilating. Take a listen. Hit me. You have an orgasm. Did your dog lick herself to climax? I think my dog had her first walk at the moment.

No. No? No, no, no, no, no, no. All the signs were there, Clint. I was like, is this a thing? I was like, am I going crazy? And I Googled it. Turns out apparently they do.

Really? There's not like definite answers, but all the scientists and experts say. And they can do it to themselves. Those lucky sons of bitches. Literally. It's Thursday again, then Friday, Saturday. Well, thanks for recording the audio. I really appreciate that.

You're welcome, guys. You won't hear that on any other radio station. Here's the Thursday song, everybody. Thursday again, then Friday 7, 8, 1. It's Thursday again, again, again, again. What? Brianne Clint. This is, look, this is concerning news because the warehouse,

the biggest retailer in New Zealand, have come out and said they're going to stop stocking a certain product. Get to the warehouse, the warehouse where everyone gets a bargain. There's a money-back guarantee. Man, that brings back some memories. I love the warehouse. One of my favourite places. The big red shed, the warefare. They have come out and said

that they will no longer stock DVDs and Blu-ray movies. Wait, they were still stocking them? Yeah, they were still stocking them. Were they? Yep. A spokesperson for the warehouse confirmed that the retailer was removing movies from all of its stores nationwide due to a drop in customer demand.

Now, as a man with a Blu-ray collection, sad. It's a sad end to a wonderful format. When was the last time you fired up the Blu-ray player And you popped a Blu-ray in? Well actually I don't have a Blu-ray player I just have Blu-rays So you don't even have the machine to be able to watch them

No the machine broke and I haven't replaced it So why do you still have Blu-rays? Because the quality is incredible How would you know? I've got Inception You haven't watched it in 10 years I've got Batman Dark Knight you still have Blu-rays? Because the video, the quality is incredible. How would you know? I've got Inception. You haven't watched it in 10 years. I've got Batman Dark Knight

and I've got... What a collection. Batman Begins and I've got a David Attenborough one. I would actually not mind firing up a VHS. A VHS, yeah. And just for the...

Well, the warehouse don't do those either. Do you reckon anyone listening right now still has a VHS and videos and still uses it? Someone will have them at their batch, I reckon. Somewhere that doesn't have Wi-Fi, you know, and they can't get a Neon or a Disney Plus or something. I went to stay at this little eco-stay near Tauranga,

and there was like a little eco-stay. It's all run on solar power power and they had a TV. Do you remember the TVs that have the DVD player? In the side. In the side? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Game changer. And so you could only watch what DVDs they had there.

Yeah. Well, it sucks for them. It was great. Because now they're not going to be able to get – what's the new movie? Remember when they did the double packs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you got two Adam Sandler movies for the price of one. Well, no more because the warehouse has said no more.

Get to the warehouse, the warehouse where everyone gets a bargain. But not a DVD. Bree and Clint. Look, if you haven't listened to our show before, then you probably wouldn't realise I am the resident half Italian on the show. We've talked about this. You can just call yourself an Italian. Excellent. I am the resident half Italian on the show. We've talked about this. You can just call yourself an Italian. Excellent.

I am an Italian. You're the Italian. I am the Italian of the show. You're our Italian. Yeah, that's right. And I felt like it was my duty to bring this news to the show. Right. Because this is big.

It's iconic. And there's a cafe over in Australia. It's called Banjo's Bakery Cafe. And at the moment, they're on an escapade where they're trying to come up with some of the most iconic pie fillings ever. Sure. And, you know, they've had things like bangers and mash pie. Great idea. The chicken parmigiana pie.

Great idea. The double cheeseburger pie. It's an alright idea. But none beats the next idea that I'm about to tell you. Yeah. Because they... And let me guess, Italian spaghetti bolognese pie. That's a great idea, and I did think of that, but no.

Pizza pie. No. That's a pizza pie. Yeah. The newest invention that they've come up with is, of course, the lasagna pie. Wow. A slice of lasagna as the filling of the pie. I'm looking at it.

Wow. What a great idea. What an amazing idea. You mesh two amazing things together. Yeah, it's lasagna wrapped in pastry. It's great. Yeah. Genius.

Obviously, we're here in New Zealand. We don't have the option of going to get one of these pies. No. But I'm not going to let you miss out, Clinton Roberts. Just because we're here. Producer Anastasia, please bring in the lasagna pies. Have you made this? I have made out of a regular pie, cut the top off,

and put in a pre-made lasagna. There's two. One of them's quite burnt. Mine's quite burnt too. Yeah. But that's all right. That's okay. That's all right.

So, okay, did you make lasagna and put it in here? No, I just got pre-made lasagna. All right. How do you say bon appetit in Italy? Ciao, Bella. I think it's bon appetit. Bon appetit, baby. Can we go for it?

Uh-huh. Oh, that is fantastic. Oh, my God. Wow, that's a good idea. Why have we not done this before? So you can't see this at home, but there's the sheets of lasagna pastry inside the pie, and, of course, the beef.

The crumbly pastry. But then the pastry takes it to the next level. Also, this is why it's genius. You can't eat lasagna on the go. Now you can! You can't eat lasagna in the car. Now you can eat lasagna wherever you are, whenever you are. I mean, if there's any time to say the saying, I think it's now.

This is the best thing since sliced bread. Yeah. This is the best thing we've ever done. This is your... You've peaked. Stop here. I'm so happy. Lasagna pies.

What a hit. Make it at home. Yeah. We'll get a photo on our social media. Those are a great idea. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta.

Facebook. TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. social media, those are a great idea.